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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,338 Danny, don't splash me! 2 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:22,826 Stop. I'm getting wet. 3 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:26,659 That's the idea. 4 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,262 - Stop it. - Hi, sweetie. 5 00:00:29,292 --> 00:00:30,467 Oh, come on! 6 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:32,465 Come on, let's go back to my place. 7 00:00:32,495 --> 00:00:34,217 Maybe we should wait. 8 00:00:34,247 --> 00:00:35,969 Wait, schmait! 9 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:39,175 These two people are not married, 10 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:41,541 and they're going to have premarital sex. 11 00:00:41,571 --> 00:00:43,179 You could go to hell for that. 12 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,778 All right, that's it. You're not allowed 13 00:00:44,808 --> 00:00:46,996 to watch this show anymore. 14 00:00:47,026 --> 00:00:49,185 It inspires urges that are... 15 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:52,619 - wrong and bad. - Let's go to your place. 16 00:00:52,649 --> 00:00:53,356 Groovy! 17 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,588 You could go to hell for those urges. 18 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:01,765 In hell, there is a fire 19 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:05,832 that will lap at you for all eternity. 20 00:01:05,862 --> 00:01:07,737 You gotta decide... 21 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:12,572 Do you want to go to heaven, or do you wanna go to hell? 22 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:19,612 Yeah. You a bad girl? Huh? You a bad girl? 23 00:01:19,642 --> 00:01:21,184 - I'm a bad girl. - Yeah! 24 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:23,783 You're a dirty little slut, huh? Dirty little slut, 25 00:01:23,813 --> 00:01:24,954 - yeah. - Um, yes. 26 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:25,922 Say it. Say you're a dirty slut. 27 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:29,089 - I'm a dirty slut. - Yeah, you're a dirty slut! 28 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:46,473 Okay. 29 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,981 Why do you always call me a dirty little slut? 30 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:58,388 Come on. You love it. 31 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:00,090 I like having sex on a bed. 32 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,455 Is this because maybe you're, uh, you're jealous 33 00:02:02,485 --> 00:02:03,773 that I'm more successful than you? 34 00:02:03,803 --> 00:02:05,061 Mr. Brock, 35 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:06,062 we're ready for you onstage. 36 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:09,395 Peter, you have been in one great movie after another. 37 00:02:09,425 --> 00:02:11,347 Walk me through your process. 38 00:02:11,377 --> 00:02:13,299 How do you prepare for this? 39 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:16,136 I tell you, I play a lot of action heroes. 40 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:17,006 Um... 41 00:02:17,036 --> 00:02:18,641 and in those... in those movies, 42 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:21,207 I have heavy artillery. I have guns, 43 00:02:21,237 --> 00:02:22,642 okay? 44 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,612 I have a gun on me right now. 45 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,784 Not physically, in the physical sense. 46 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,216 I put it on the table earlier. It's right here. 47 00:02:30,246 --> 00:02:31,287 Imagine it, okay? 48 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:34,254 - It's an emotional gun for me. - Right. 49 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:35,922 This gun's here... 50 00:02:35,952 --> 00:02:36,860 all the time. 51 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,826 Sometimes I put it in my pocket, sometimes I put it in my... 52 00:02:39,856 --> 00:02:42,311 That's how I prepare. I'm always ready. 53 00:02:42,341 --> 00:02:44,797 I'm always the action hero. Bang! Not real. 54 00:02:44,827 --> 00:02:46,332 But real. 55 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:48,134 - Uh... - I'll do it. 56 00:02:48,164 --> 00:02:49,252 Don't do it. 57 00:02:49,282 --> 00:02:50,340 I won't do it. 58 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,390 You've been doing this for years, and years and years. 59 00:02:52,420 --> 00:02:54,440 Certainly, you've heard some of the talk on the streets. 60 00:02:54,470 --> 00:02:56,746 People say that Peter is just a tough guy, 61 00:02:56,776 --> 00:03:00,264 a hard guy to work with. How do you respond to that? 62 00:03:00,294 --> 00:03:03,783 Yeah, Napoleon died exiled on an island of... of leprosy. 63 00:03:03,813 --> 00:03:04,787 That's... that's true. 64 00:03:04,817 --> 00:03:05,822 - That's history. - Yeah. 65 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:09,055 Jesus died on the cross, you know? 66 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,660 Um, visionaries die 67 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:13,693 sometimes quicker than non-visionaries. 68 00:03:13,723 --> 00:03:14,497 You're a visionary? 69 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,765 Thank you. But I'm not saying... 70 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:17,698 - Oh, you're asking. I think... - It was a question. 71 00:03:17,728 --> 00:03:19,632 ...um, I think that's up for kinda the press to decide, 72 00:03:19,662 --> 00:03:20,570 and I think that bloggers, 73 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,602 and people who write physical magazines 74 00:03:22,632 --> 00:03:23,873 have said I was a... a visionary. 75 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:25,605 People have... have tweeted me about that. 76 00:03:25,635 --> 00:03:27,039 You know, you made Bros Before Hos. 77 00:03:27,069 --> 00:03:28,444 Why don't you make the female version? 78 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:30,543 I... I wrote a great script. It's called Chicks Before Dicks. 79 00:03:30,573 --> 00:03:32,128 - Did you read it? - Uh, look, Boo Boo, 80 00:03:32,158 --> 00:03:33,504 you have all the talent. You really do. 81 00:03:33,534 --> 00:03:34,876 And I'm the one that discovered you 82 00:03:34,906 --> 00:03:36,249 and gave you your big break, right? 83 00:03:36,279 --> 00:03:37,253 - Yeah. - Yeah, I promoted you 84 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:38,970 - to be my D girl, right? - I want to be a writer. 85 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,657 I know you want to be a writer, and in due time. 86 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:43,356 Really. Your writing is great. It's fresh and very unique. 87 00:03:43,386 --> 00:03:44,360 But you're bogging yourself down 88 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,162 talking about stupid shit. You know what? You... 89 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:48,246 Nobody wants to hear about women's stories, all right? 90 00:03:48,276 --> 00:03:50,072 If you want to make a film, you got to talk about a man. 91 00:03:50,102 --> 00:03:51,868 You gotta write about a man. That's what you have to do. 92 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,833 Well, can you read my script? It's called The Year of My Yoni. 93 00:03:53,863 --> 00:03:55,701 It's about a woman who goes on a spiritual quest 94 00:03:55,731 --> 00:03:57,570 to find happiness and to learn about her yoni. 95 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:58,741 Yoni? I don't even know what that is. 96 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:00,257 Is that, like, a new way of saying "vagina"? 97 00:04:00,287 --> 00:04:02,534 It sounds like a porno. I'm not into it. 98 00:04:02,564 --> 00:04:05,074 Look, a guy bashing another guy's skull in 99 00:04:05,104 --> 00:04:07,614 with a baseball bat, that's what sells. 100 00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:11,385 Well, I could change the title to The Ultra-Violent Yoni. 101 00:04:11,415 --> 00:04:13,786 You know, that's a good start. You could put more violence 102 00:04:13,816 --> 00:04:15,054 in your script, that'd definitely get 103 00:04:15,084 --> 00:04:16,292 a better chance of getting it made. Um, 104 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:18,124 on my end, I'm gonna put more female characters 105 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:19,696 - in my next script. - Really? 106 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:22,028 Yeah, uh, it's called Kill the Sluts. 107 00:04:22,058 --> 00:04:23,132 Uh, I'm gonna pick a title 108 00:04:23,162 --> 00:04:24,300 that's more PC a little bit later. 109 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:26,336 That's a working title. But basically, uh, 110 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:28,968 the movie's about this crazy psychopathic killer 111 00:04:28,998 --> 00:04:29,939 that goes on a killing rampage 112 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:31,489 and kills all these teenage sluts. 113 00:04:31,519 --> 00:04:33,039 But the only person that he can't kill 114 00:04:33,069 --> 00:04:34,477 is an 18-year-old virgin. 115 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:37,076 Don't you think that'll send out a weird message to women 116 00:04:37,106 --> 00:04:38,811 and teenage girls about sex? And those women 117 00:04:38,841 --> 00:04:40,396 might grow up and have a lot of issues. 118 00:04:40,426 --> 00:04:42,056 I'm not saying I'm against women's rights. 119 00:04:42,086 --> 00:04:43,716 I'm just saying that there's no market 120 00:04:43,746 --> 00:04:45,084 for their films. 121 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,992 Hello! 122 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:02,962 - Welcome! - Welcome, goddess! 123 00:06:02,992 --> 00:06:04,613 Is this your first time? 124 00:06:04,643 --> 00:06:06,373 - I guess so. - Are you ready 125 00:06:06,403 --> 00:06:08,938 to uncover your deepest desires 126 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:11,474 and join the pleasure revolution? 127 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:13,873 - I don't know. - That's good enough for now. 128 00:06:13,903 --> 00:06:16,208 You are in exactly the right place. 129 00:06:16,238 --> 00:06:18,544 - Yes! Welcome! - Oh. 130 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:23,451 Fear! So what? 131 00:06:23,481 --> 00:06:26,923 Failure! So what? 132 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:29,555 My pussy is strong! 133 00:06:29,822 --> 00:06:32,126 My pussy is strong! 134 00:06:32,156 --> 00:06:37,300 My pussy is a genius! 135 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:41,237 We must listen to our pussies. 136 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:45,772 We must listen to our pussies. 137 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:50,810 Ladies, I would now like to introduce you 138 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:54,814 to a dear friend of mine, my mentor, 139 00:06:54,844 --> 00:06:58,818 Dr. Christiane Northrup! 140 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:02,989 - What a pleasure. - Thank you. 141 00:07:03,019 --> 00:07:05,091 Thank you. Thank you. 142 00:07:05,121 --> 00:07:06,496 All right... 143 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:07,797 I have something... 144 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:11,264 really magical to tell you. 145 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:15,067 I love my breasts. 146 00:07:15,139 --> 00:07:16,339 Say it with me. 147 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:20,276 I love my breasts. 148 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:21,644 I love your breasts, too, Chris. 149 00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:25,711 - And I love yours. Thank you. - Oh, thank you. 150 00:07:25,741 --> 00:07:26,816 Now it is time to honor 151 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:28,518 the breasts of the women in the room. 152 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:31,784 I would like you to turn to the person next to you, 153 00:07:31,814 --> 00:07:34,357 and look at her breasts and say, 154 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:39,492 "Your bodacious ta-tas honor me and they honor you. " 155 00:07:39,522 --> 00:07:41,561 Find... everybody find a partner, please. 156 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,365 Excuse me, could you... could you be my partner? 157 00:07:46,395 --> 00:07:47,603 - Yes, sure. - Okay. 158 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:48,738 Hi! I don't have a partner. 159 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,903 Is it possible we could do a three-way? 160 00:07:50,933 --> 00:07:51,841 I've never done a three-way. 161 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:54,774 This is my third time taking the class. 162 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:56,444 First time... 163 00:07:56,474 --> 00:07:58,014 I liked my boobs. 164 00:07:58,044 --> 00:08:01,180 Second time, I loved my boobs. 165 00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:01,918 Now... 166 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:05,284 I really, really love my boobs. 167 00:08:05,314 --> 00:08:06,456 - Mm! - Wow. 168 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,856 Yeah. This is a powerful exercise to release the shame 169 00:08:09,886 --> 00:08:12,625 that we carry in our sexual organs. 170 00:08:12,655 --> 00:08:13,963 Okay! 171 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:18,531 Your bodacious ta-tas honor me and they honor you. 172 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:23,102 Your bodacious ta-tas honor me and they honor you. 173 00:08:23,173 --> 00:08:24,373 Okay! 174 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:27,940 Your bodacious ta-tas honor me and they honor you. 175 00:08:27,970 --> 00:08:30,993 Wow! This is my first lesbian experience. 176 00:08:31,023 --> 00:08:34,046 I didn't know I had it in me. 177 00:08:34,076 --> 00:08:35,084 Okay. I... 178 00:08:35,114 --> 00:08:36,949 are you Eva St. Claire the designer? 179 00:08:36,979 --> 00:08:38,254 - Yes. - Wow, I'm... 180 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:41,754 Why are you in this class? You seem so together. 181 00:08:42,474 --> 00:08:43,674 Believe me... 182 00:08:43,704 --> 00:08:44,861 I have issues. 183 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:46,644 That is now the end of the class 184 00:08:46,674 --> 00:08:48,427 for the Divine Feminine Workshop. 185 00:08:48,457 --> 00:08:50,463 We will be meeting next week 186 00:08:50,493 --> 00:08:51,100 to worship 187 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:54,300 and decorate our pussies. 188 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,737 Thank you. 189 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:02,993 Pussy! Pussy! Pussy! Pussy! 190 00:09:03,023 --> 00:09:06,215 This class changed my life. 191 00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:09,016 This class, my color-therapy workshops, 192 00:09:09,046 --> 00:09:11,817 and my past-life regression conferences. 193 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,956 - What's color therapy? - Oh! 194 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:16,756 It's about how certain colors make you feel. 195 00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:19,158 That sounds helpful. 196 00:09:19,188 --> 00:09:19,695 Oh! 197 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,329 Do you guys want to come to the place where I work? 198 00:09:22,359 --> 00:09:24,964 I cast magical spells to make your dreams come true. 199 00:09:24,994 --> 00:09:26,035 I'm a hope-ologist. 200 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,701 - What's a hope-ologist? - I just made that word up. 201 00:09:28,731 --> 00:09:29,472 Isn't it awesome? 202 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:33,472 I believe in the religion of hope, or hope-ology. 203 00:09:33,502 --> 00:09:34,677 I just made that up, too! 204 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:37,443 I just spent an hour singing about my pussy, 205 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:38,614 so why the hell not? 206 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:40,313 Yeah, I mean, it's either that or going home 207 00:09:40,343 --> 00:09:41,781 to think about how much I hate myself, 208 00:09:41,811 --> 00:09:44,750 - so let's do it. - Let's do it! 209 00:09:44,780 --> 00:09:48,170 ♪ Sha-ba-lum ah-ooh Sha-ba-lum ♪ 210 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,591 ♪ Ah-ooh sha-ba-lum Ah-ooh ♪ 211 00:09:51,621 --> 00:09:53,359 This place is really cool. 212 00:09:53,389 --> 00:09:54,760 Okay. 213 00:09:55,632 --> 00:09:56,832 So... 214 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:58,782 what do you want to wish for? 215 00:09:58,812 --> 00:10:00,703 - How does it work? - Oh... 216 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:03,502 I carve these candles and cast spells on them. 217 00:10:03,532 --> 00:10:05,704 I don't know if it's positive intention 218 00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:08,340 or creative visualization or actual magic, 219 00:10:08,370 --> 00:10:11,226 but these spells work for a lot of people. 220 00:10:11,256 --> 00:10:14,113 Some of my regulars call me The Witch. 221 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,485 - What kind of spells? - Oh! All kinds. 222 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:19,703 Some for serious stuff, like for love, or work and stuff, 223 00:10:19,733 --> 00:10:22,922 but some fun ones, too, like, "I want my own unicorn. " 224 00:10:22,952 --> 00:10:24,093 They aren't magical. 225 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,125 They're overpriced candles for rich idiots 226 00:10:26,155 --> 00:10:27,493 who got nothing better to do. 227 00:10:27,523 --> 00:10:28,831 Your paycheck's on my desk. 228 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:30,262 Can you take out the trash while you're at it? 229 00:10:30,292 --> 00:10:31,831 I don't want the rats getting in there. 230 00:10:31,861 --> 00:10:33,169 Sorry, Mr. J. 231 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,319 Did Mr. Fun Time just call us idiots? 232 00:10:35,349 --> 00:10:37,345 What an asshole. I think some people 233 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,359 just don't have enough imagination. 234 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,374 Honey, I think you should go first. 235 00:10:41,404 --> 00:10:43,279 Okay. Um, hmm. 236 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,478 Well, I want to have hot sex with someone 237 00:10:45,508 --> 00:10:46,983 who's really nice to me. 238 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:51,317 Hot sex. Yes. Give it to me! I want that, too. 239 00:10:51,347 --> 00:10:55,354 I want to not fall asleep during sex. 240 00:10:55,384 --> 00:10:57,156 I want to be awake. 241 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,228 I want to be... 242 00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:01,097 an active part of it. 243 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:04,196 - Okay, I want in. I want in! - Okay. 244 00:11:04,234 --> 00:11:05,434 Um... 245 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:08,034 I'm gonna use the red candle 246 00:11:08,064 --> 00:11:09,635 for passion. 247 00:11:09,665 --> 00:11:10,606 So... 248 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,341 you hold the candle and you think 249 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:15,107 about what you want to release from your life, 250 00:11:15,137 --> 00:11:18,177 and then think about what you want. 251 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,946 Picture the hot sex. 252 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,686 Okay. 253 00:11:26,716 --> 00:11:27,490 All right. 254 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,855 I want to have the hottest sex I've ever had 255 00:11:29,885 --> 00:11:32,825 with someone who's really nice to me. 256 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:36,062 And so mote it be. 257 00:11:36,092 --> 00:11:36,732 "Mote"? 258 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:39,932 It's witch talk for "and so shall it be. " 259 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,569 Witch talk. 260 00:11:41,599 --> 00:11:43,069 I like it. 261 00:11:43,099 --> 00:11:43,939 Okay. 262 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:47,373 You guys, I really just want my ex-husband back. 263 00:11:47,403 --> 00:11:49,875 I don't need hot sex. 264 00:11:49,905 --> 00:11:50,546 I mean, like... 265 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:53,979 room-temperature-warm sex would be nice 266 00:11:54,009 --> 00:11:56,215 for me. Here we go. 267 00:11:56,415 --> 00:12:00,453 And so mote it be. 268 00:12:00,991 --> 00:12:02,191 Hmm. 269 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,557 I want hot sex with Daniel. 270 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,759 - So mote it be. - So mote it be. 271 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:16,836 Okay, I don't know if all of this is BS, 272 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,340 but I actually feel better. 273 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:21,240 Oh, my God, I'm invited to a fun party tonight! 274 00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:22,908 Do you guys want to go with me? 275 00:12:22,938 --> 00:12:24,113 - Yeah! - Yeah! 276 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:27,279 ♪ I got the light ♪ 277 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,883 ♪ I got the light ♪ 278 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,420 ♪ I got the light ♪ 279 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:38,357 ♪ I got the light ♪ 280 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:42,328 ♪ I got the light ♪ 281 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:44,800 ♪ I got the light ♪ 282 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:47,099 - Oh, my God. - Wait for it. 283 00:12:47,129 --> 00:12:48,767 ♪ I got the light ♪ 284 00:12:48,797 --> 00:12:50,436 Oh, yeah! Here we go. 285 00:12:50,466 --> 00:12:53,175 Ah! 286 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:57,076 Oh, my God! Amazing! 287 00:12:57,548 --> 00:12:58,748 Hi! 288 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,147 ♪ I got the light ♪ 289 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:10,421 Oh, my God. 290 00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:21,300 ♪ I got the light ♪ 291 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:27,801 ♪ I got the light ♪ 292 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:39,084 - Hey! - Ah! 293 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,420 - Hi! - It's so good to see you, babe. 294 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:42,525 Good to see you, too. 295 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,623 And who is your gorgeous friend? 296 00:13:44,653 --> 00:13:45,327 Oh, uh... 297 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,760 Honey, this is Freedom. He's a great artist. 298 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:49,799 He does these cool light installations. 299 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,464 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 300 00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:56,268 I would really love to show you my art installations. 301 00:13:56,298 --> 00:13:57,573 I would love to see your art installations. 302 00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,972 Yeah, I'd really love to dance with you right now. 303 00:14:00,002 --> 00:14:01,574 - Okay! - Yeah. 304 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:10,149 ♪ I got the light ♪ 305 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:13,886 ♪ I got the light ♪ 306 00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:17,122 ♪ I got the light ♪ 307 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,993 ♪ Oh I got the light ♪ 308 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,066 Want to get something to eat? 309 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:27,299 I... I can't, 'cause I have to get up early tomorrow, 310 00:14:27,329 --> 00:14:29,568 and I have a boyfriend. 311 00:14:32,858 --> 00:14:34,058 What's that? 312 00:14:34,088 --> 00:14:35,144 "No one... 313 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,278 can take away the dance. " 314 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:37,928 It's a Spanish saying. 315 00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,548 No matter what happens, 316 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:42,314 we'll always have this wonderful night... 317 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,485 and our dance. 318 00:14:44,515 --> 00:14:46,018 Oh. 319 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,888 Thanks for your jacket. 320 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,856 That was fun. 321 00:14:50,961 --> 00:14:52,161 ♪ I got the light ♪ 322 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:55,329 ♪ I got the light ♪ ♪ I got the light ♪ 323 00:14:55,359 --> 00:14:58,467 The dance lives forever. 324 00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:01,084 Dance lives forever! 325 00:15:01,114 --> 00:15:03,672 ♪ I got the light ♪ 326 00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:07,758 - ♪ I got the light ♪ - ♪ I got the light ♪ 327 00:15:07,788 --> 00:15:11,844 - ♪ I got the light ♪ - ♪ All of the way ♪ 328 00:15:11,874 --> 00:15:14,613 ♪ I got the light ♪ 329 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,934 This is what I want to happen. I want the slut 330 00:15:16,964 --> 00:15:18,784 to have an orgasm, and when she has an orgasm 331 00:15:18,814 --> 00:15:20,285 I want the killer to come up behind her 332 00:15:20,315 --> 00:15:21,757 and just stab her in the ass, okay? 333 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:23,822 I want there to be a lot of blood in this scene. 334 00:15:23,852 --> 00:15:25,294 Like, almost too much, where you're like... 335 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:29,194 But... but a lot, but, like... but, like, almost too much. 336 00:15:29,224 --> 00:15:31,130 I also want there to be very good dialogue, 337 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,701 okay? And that's where you come in. 338 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,967 So I want the character to say something cool, like, 339 00:15:34,997 --> 00:15:36,405 "Fuck you, bitch! Fuck you!" 340 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,522 "Fuck you, bitch. Fuck you. " Got it. 341 00:15:38,552 --> 00:15:40,639 Do whatever you want to do, but that. 342 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,613 I'm sick of watching women get stabbed in movies. 343 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:48,814 I think it's a great idea, Peter. I love all your ideas. 344 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,120 So much. 345 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,619 Excuse me, but why does the woman who enjoys sex 346 00:15:53,649 --> 00:15:55,187 always have to die in horror films? 347 00:15:55,217 --> 00:15:57,790 Maybe she could fight back. 348 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:01,527 We could work in some more nudity that way. 349 00:16:01,557 --> 00:16:02,631 What if the slut fights the killer 350 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:05,764 and every orgasm she has makes her stronger. 351 00:16:05,794 --> 00:16:06,802 That's funny. 352 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:09,071 I think we should at least try it. 353 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,003 Well, you know what, John? I would try that, 354 00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:11,974 but I... I can't... I actually... 355 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,939 I think that that's probably the worst fucking idea 356 00:16:13,969 --> 00:16:15,357 I've ever heard in my entire life, 357 00:16:15,387 --> 00:16:16,745 so I probably can't do that one. 358 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,929 I like sluts. Why do they all have to die? 359 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:21,113 I mean, nobody kills male sluts in movies. 360 00:16:21,143 --> 00:16:22,885 I like sluts, too. 361 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,351 Who doesn't like sluts? 362 00:16:24,381 --> 00:16:25,788 Maybe one should live. 363 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,920 Well... Linda, the thing is, you already approved 364 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,888 - the draft that I wrote, so... - Who are you? 365 00:16:29,918 --> 00:16:31,660 I'm a development person. 366 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,827 Well, yeah, she was my old assistant until recently 367 00:16:34,857 --> 00:16:35,831 I promoted her into development 368 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:38,865 before I realized what an angry feminist she is. 369 00:16:38,895 --> 00:16:41,900 She's also a writer. Actually, a really good writer. 370 00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:42,918 Well, we all write. 371 00:16:42,948 --> 00:16:43,906 I want to be a writer. 372 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,205 I'm... I'm the young assistant. 373 00:16:46,376 --> 00:16:47,576 - Peter's. - All right, 374 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,144 well, you know, that's confusing, 375 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:52,214 but I like this idea. I think we should explore it. 376 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:55,581 - Yeah, Linda, but I think... - Peter, I gave you final cut. 377 00:16:55,611 --> 00:17:00,152 No studio's gonna offer you that. The slut lives. 378 00:17:00,182 --> 00:17:00,990 Old assistant person, 379 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,456 I would like you and John to work on the next draft. 380 00:17:04,486 --> 00:17:06,558 Get it to me when you're done. 381 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,765 Linda, if I could just... 382 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:12,331 Yeah, I have an appointment in St. Barts 383 00:17:12,361 --> 00:17:14,099 later today. 384 00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:19,256 Excuse me, but what the hell was that? 385 00:17:19,286 --> 00:17:21,640 Well, when we started working together, 386 00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:23,158 you said you liked my ideas. 387 00:17:23,188 --> 00:17:24,646 It embarrasses me to think 388 00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:27,312 about the idiotic films that you want to make. 389 00:17:27,342 --> 00:17:28,250 Thought it was a good idea. 390 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,816 Better than a guy stabbing a girl in the ass. 391 00:17:30,846 --> 00:17:31,487 Sex and violence 392 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:34,119 is a proven formula that makes a profit. 393 00:17:34,149 --> 00:17:35,871 Well, what about... 394 00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:37,593 sex and happiness? 395 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,395 You're embarrassing yourself! 396 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,860 The... What are you talking about? 397 00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,263 I want to break up. 398 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,036 What? Really? 399 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,935 You want to break up with... with me? 400 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,373 Do you have any idea 401 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,373 how many girls want to sleep with me right now, 402 00:17:54,403 --> 00:17:56,141 huh? So many. 403 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,446 I'm Peter Brock, okay? 404 00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,945 Well, why don't you go have sex with them? 405 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,849 Yeah, maybe I... maybe I will, okay? 406 00:18:02,879 --> 00:18:05,317 But, no, you know what? Actually... 407 00:18:05,347 --> 00:18:06,722 rewind. I break up with you. 408 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,805 Before what you said, I break up with you 409 00:18:08,835 --> 00:18:10,889 before you said you break up with me. 410 00:18:10,919 --> 00:18:12,591 It was my idea. 411 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:14,763 Great idea. 412 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,765 I'm Peter Brock. Look at this. 413 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,865 Look at all... There's three posters here. 414 00:18:19,895 --> 00:18:20,502 More... I... 415 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:23,469 There's some behind the door I didn't even hang up. 416 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,472 You are my honey bunny. Come here. 417 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,041 You are my honey bunny. 418 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,877 Oh... 419 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,615 Get me a coffee. 420 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:46,091 Yeah, but he sounds like a wanker. 421 00:18:46,121 --> 00:18:46,895 Why work for him? 422 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,827 Well, it's hard to find work in the movie business. 423 00:18:48,857 --> 00:18:51,363 - It's a man's world. - Yeah, 424 00:18:51,393 --> 00:18:53,799 well, yeah. Huh? 425 00:18:53,829 --> 00:18:55,167 Mm! 426 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,603 Do you like eating with your hands? 427 00:18:57,633 --> 00:18:58,974 Um, I don't know. 428 00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:02,608 Mm. You know, you can just feel the food, you know? 429 00:19:02,638 --> 00:19:04,513 Sometimes I just want to eat like a dog. 430 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:08,180 Yeah, I just want to put my face in there, yeah? 431 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,482 Huh? 432 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,285 Mm-mm! 433 00:19:14,891 --> 00:19:16,091 Come on, try it. 434 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:17,607 Oh, it's so good. Give it a go. 435 00:19:17,637 --> 00:19:19,366 - Come on. - Oh, no, it's okay. 436 00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:21,126 Come on. You've got to try this. 437 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,295 Come on. 438 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,000 - Mm. Yum. - Yeah? Right? 439 00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:28,904 - Delicious. - Yeah. 440 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,869 It's straight from the plate to your face. 441 00:19:30,899 --> 00:19:32,274 Wow, it's so much better this way. 442 00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,907 It is, absolutely. I'm gonna join you down here. 443 00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:36,909 Mm! Oh, it's so good! Mm! 444 00:19:36,939 --> 00:19:40,245 I love you. 445 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,316 You know I don't... 446 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,921 want a relationship, right? 447 00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,256 You knew that, though, right? 448 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,957 - That's just... That's just... - Wait. 449 00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:52,124 Well, aren't we already actually having a relationship? 450 00:19:52,154 --> 00:19:53,525 - I mean... - I mean, if you wanna... 451 00:19:53,555 --> 00:19:54,826 ...we've been dating for two years 452 00:19:54,856 --> 00:19:56,098 and you just told me you loved me. 453 00:19:56,128 --> 00:20:00,766 Oh, Yeah, well, you know, I... Yeah, I love you, you know, I... 454 00:20:00,796 --> 00:20:04,903 I love you as a sister, you know, as a friend, and... 455 00:20:04,933 --> 00:20:07,509 as... as a sexual partner, uh... 456 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,145 as... as a fellow human being, you know? 457 00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,978 But I think we should just find a new and better way to... 458 00:20:13,008 --> 00:20:14,716 to do relationships. 459 00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:17,482 - You know? - Yeah. 460 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,222 - Right? - Okay. 461 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:23,807 Oh. Shit. Babe, I got to... I got to go, actually, 462 00:20:23,837 --> 00:20:27,392 'cause I have a... I just... I just got a crazy week. 463 00:20:27,422 --> 00:20:28,697 Oh, can I also, uh... 464 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:33,498 Babe, can I... can I leave that, uh, my laundry here and, uh... 465 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,367 get it on Thursday? 466 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:39,438 You want me to do your laundry while you date other women? 467 00:20:39,468 --> 00:20:42,074 That's... I mean, that would be really insensitive 468 00:20:42,104 --> 00:20:44,076 if we were in some old-fashioned, 469 00:20:44,106 --> 00:20:45,347 you know, closed-minded... 470 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,581 relationship, but since we're not, you know, 471 00:20:47,611 --> 00:20:49,815 we're... we're, uh, we're not confining ourselves 472 00:20:49,845 --> 00:20:51,750 to societal norms, then I think... 473 00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:54,086 I think it's fine. Yeah. 474 00:20:54,116 --> 00:20:55,754 All right. 475 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,021 Bye. 476 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:07,599 Hey. Um, me again. Listen, 477 00:21:07,629 --> 00:21:08,403 I was just gonna say 478 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,137 why don't you just ignore those previous voicemails, okay? 479 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:12,908 Because... 480 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,841 here's... here's the real truth, okay? 481 00:21:15,871 --> 00:21:17,509 Let's get honest. 482 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,281 I am great. 483 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,882 I'm great. I'm so great. 484 00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:25,617 And I'm super-happy for you and Chandra. 485 00:21:25,647 --> 00:21:26,855 And here's the thing, 486 00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:29,157 I'm so happy! I'm so happy and I'm great. 487 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:32,224 Like, if great were people, I'd be, like, fucking... 488 00:21:32,254 --> 00:21:33,729 Where is there a lot of people? India? 489 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:39,164 Beijing? I'm fucking Beijing. That's how great I am. 490 00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:41,833 So I saved one of your messages that you left me, 491 00:21:41,863 --> 00:21:43,038 you know, right when you were, like, 492 00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,205 "Hey, by the way, I'm fucking a 19-year-old. " 493 00:21:45,235 --> 00:21:47,890 It's such a great message. It's so amazing. 494 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,575 I'm so glad you told me things on a voicemail. 495 00:21:50,605 --> 00:21:51,546 You are so brave. 496 00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:53,879 And by "brave," I mean, like, 497 00:21:53,909 --> 00:21:54,883 you're a fucking idiot. 498 00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:55,851 I just wanted you to know that. 499 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,883 I saved it, and I play it for my friends. 500 00:21:57,913 --> 00:21:59,354 And we laugh and laugh. 501 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:02,120 And then I tell them about your weird dick. 502 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:03,924 And I'm fucking naked. 503 00:22:03,954 --> 00:22:05,594 And I have on... 504 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:08,226 I have on those... high-heel, like, 505 00:22:08,256 --> 00:22:10,295 fuck-me pumps that you love. 506 00:22:10,325 --> 00:22:11,946 Oh, yeah, I'm naked. 507 00:22:11,976 --> 00:22:13,568 Mm. You know what else? 508 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:16,735 Remember that time you told me to squeeze your dick really hard 509 00:22:16,765 --> 00:22:18,140 at the base of it? 510 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,275 I'm fucking doing that... 511 00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:23,475 and you don't... Yeah, and it's awesome. 512 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,479 So, baby, call me. 513 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:34,323 'Cause I could suck your cock. 514 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,525 I really think you should come over, 515 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,827 'cause I might do something bad to myself. 516 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:42,427 Oh, my God, I might do something so bad, and then... 517 00:22:42,457 --> 00:22:43,565 I mean, I don't know what I would do, 518 00:22:43,595 --> 00:22:46,031 but it would be bad, and then you would feel guilty, 519 00:22:46,061 --> 00:22:48,333 like, for the rest of your life. 520 00:22:48,363 --> 00:22:49,504 So... 521 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:53,572 I can't wait to hear from you. Okay. 522 00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:55,340 Bye! 523 00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:05,283 Wow. 524 00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:07,285 This is amazing. 525 00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:21,133 - Is this all your art? - Oh, yeah. 526 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:22,771 See... 527 00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:26,304 our society is sick, yeah? 528 00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:29,378 It's no wonder the Earth is dying, 529 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:33,178 'cause the culture sends its message, yeah? 530 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:35,050 Join the rat race. Make money. 531 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,701 Be a winner, otherwise you're nothing. 532 00:23:37,731 --> 00:23:40,352 It's read Us Weekly. Drink the Kool-Aid. 533 00:23:40,382 --> 00:23:41,690 Fuck that shit. 534 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,557 I'm my own man. I mean, sure, got to make money. 535 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,729 But I don't let them own me 536 00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:50,295 by seeking their approval, yeah? 537 00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:53,465 I'm free. 538 00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:56,067 Why I chose the name Freedom. 539 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,869 Okay. 540 00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:06,278 I don't go to exercise classes, you know? 541 00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:08,547 I do my own thing. 542 00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:11,868 Why follow the man? 543 00:24:11,898 --> 00:24:13,755 I create my own moves 544 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:17,392 I don't need someone to give them to me. 545 00:24:17,422 --> 00:24:20,459 Well, yoga exercises are thousands of years old 546 00:24:20,489 --> 00:24:22,594 for a reason. They really work. 547 00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:31,603 Why don't you let the man out of you? 548 00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:35,841 Why don't you go your own way... 549 00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:39,344 instead of trying to please people? 550 00:24:56,761 --> 00:24:59,331 Are you gonna keep doing those moves? 551 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:01,500 Oh, yeah. 552 00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:17,549 Eva? 553 00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:22,057 Shit. 554 00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:23,755 Are you in there? 555 00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:29,661 Hi. 556 00:25:30,466 --> 00:25:31,666 Fuck-me pumps, huh? 557 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:34,165 Uh, they're upstairs. You want me to get them? 558 00:25:34,195 --> 00:25:35,570 No. That's okay. 559 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,369 I took them off 'cause they hurt my feet. 560 00:25:37,399 --> 00:25:39,905 - Mm-hmm. - You put on the sweats. 561 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,874 I was worried, obviously. 562 00:25:42,904 --> 00:25:44,079 So many messages. 563 00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:45,013 You were worried about me? 564 00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:48,483 Well... 14 messages and some suicide threats. 565 00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:52,751 I never said suicide. I said, "Maybe something bad. " 566 00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:57,255 And that you would die alone. You're not gonna die alone. 567 00:25:57,622 --> 00:25:58,994 But if you do... 568 00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:01,526 it's because of doing things like this. 569 00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:04,047 You look really nice. 570 00:26:04,077 --> 00:26:05,800 Thank you. I'm gonna go. 571 00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:08,099 It's Chandra's birthday. We're doing a thing. 572 00:26:08,129 --> 00:26:10,305 It's her birthday? 573 00:26:10,335 --> 00:26:12,672 Oh, wait, I have a question for you. 574 00:26:12,702 --> 00:26:15,224 - Mm-hmm. - Like, where was Chandra... 575 00:26:15,254 --> 00:26:17,776 when I was putting you through art school? 576 00:26:17,806 --> 00:26:19,010 Oh, my God! That's right! 577 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,215 Here comes the flood. 578 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:21,249 - Oh, my God! - Here it is. 579 00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:23,449 - She was in kindergarten. Yay! - We are doing this. 580 00:26:23,479 --> 00:26:25,650 Well, guess what, Eva, I could never keep up with you, 581 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:27,519 'cause all you ever cared about was money. 582 00:26:27,549 --> 00:26:28,990 You're a fucking liar, 583 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:30,659 because I don't care about money. 584 00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:33,592 I put you through art school. You're just like... What? 585 00:26:33,622 --> 00:26:35,493 What do you even do for a living? 586 00:26:35,523 --> 00:26:36,431 You drive a douchebag car. 587 00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:38,730 I wanted a much douchier car than that. 588 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,101 That was the one we could afford. 589 00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:42,133 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. 590 00:26:42,163 --> 00:26:44,035 I don't like you right now. 591 00:26:44,065 --> 00:26:45,440 I love you... 592 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:48,106 somewhat. But right now... 593 00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:50,308 I don't think you would like you, either, 594 00:26:50,338 --> 00:26:52,277 'cause you're being horrible... 595 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:53,878 and you look... 596 00:26:53,908 --> 00:26:54,849 horrible. 597 00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:58,416 I just wanted to have a baby! 598 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,251 Okay. Come here. 599 00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:03,224 Come here. Come here. 600 00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:04,359 - Hi. Hi. - Don't, don't, don't. 601 00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:06,858 No, don't make it a thing. Don't make it a thing. 602 00:27:06,888 --> 00:27:09,260 Oh, my God, you smell so weird. 603 00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:10,832 - You smell so good. - No, just don't. 604 00:27:10,862 --> 00:27:14,332 Don't humiliate yourself anymore than you have, okay? 605 00:27:14,362 --> 00:27:15,170 You smell like... 606 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,836 - I don't know, like, lavender... - Okay. Just stop. Just stop. 607 00:27:17,866 --> 00:27:19,107 Don't embarrass yourself... 608 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,806 - anymore. - You don't embarrass yourself, 609 00:27:21,836 --> 00:27:23,478 buddy. You settle down. 610 00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:25,844 - What's happening down there? - Don't. Don't. 611 00:27:25,874 --> 00:27:27,979 - We're not. - Okay. 612 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,853 Brew up some coffee. Don't. Please. 613 00:27:31,883 --> 00:27:35,120 I care very deeply about you without loving you. 614 00:27:35,150 --> 00:27:38,089 Throw up, go to sleep, take a shower. 615 00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:39,791 I already threw up. 616 00:27:41,526 --> 00:27:43,632 I love you so much. 617 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,131 Bye. Thank you for coming! 618 00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:56,511 The only reason a man and a woman 619 00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:59,310 should have carnal knowledge of each other... 620 00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:00,979 is to create a child. 621 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,251 Any other physical union 622 00:28:05,281 --> 00:28:08,019 between a man and a woman... 623 00:28:08,086 --> 00:28:09,954 is a sin. 624 00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:15,461 And sins are punishable 625 00:28:15,491 --> 00:28:17,862 by hellfire and damnation. 626 00:28:17,892 --> 00:28:18,700 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 627 00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:22,200 - You will go to hell! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 628 00:28:22,230 --> 00:28:24,836 I'm sorry. 629 00:28:25,737 --> 00:28:27,272 You all right? 630 00:28:28,673 --> 00:28:31,910 - Did I just say that out loud? - Yeah. 631 00:28:33,282 --> 00:28:34,482 It felt so good. 632 00:28:34,512 --> 00:28:37,348 It felt like I was doing something wrong. 633 00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:38,887 I'm fucked up. 634 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:40,952 I don't think you're fucked up. 635 00:28:40,982 --> 00:28:43,455 - You don't? - No. 636 00:28:44,022 --> 00:28:46,091 I think you're divine. 637 00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:49,260 Divinity itself... 638 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,329 in a physical form. 639 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:54,032 - Really? - Yeah. 640 00:29:09,447 --> 00:29:12,350 I thought I knew what sex and orgasms were before, 641 00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:13,088 but I did not. 642 00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:15,188 I feel like I understand the meaning of life now, 643 00:29:15,218 --> 00:29:18,207 and the meaning of life is to have as much sex 644 00:29:18,237 --> 00:29:21,226 as possible with this guy over and over again. 645 00:29:21,256 --> 00:29:23,031 Oh! Great sex! 646 00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:24,566 Oh, it makes you do stupid things. 647 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,798 I feel like I tried to please the guy so much before 648 00:29:26,828 --> 00:29:29,801 that I never, like, really got off. 649 00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:31,840 Darren would just... 650 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:34,939 jam it in there without a lot of warm-up. 651 00:29:34,969 --> 00:29:36,924 And that was on the rare occasions 652 00:29:36,954 --> 00:29:38,910 that he could get it up. 653 00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:39,848 This is your ex? 654 00:29:39,878 --> 00:29:42,215 You know what? People say they want to hear the truth, 655 00:29:42,245 --> 00:29:44,582 but they don't. They just want to be, like, "Oh, poor Eva. 656 00:29:44,612 --> 00:29:47,435 Did you hear Eva's husband cheated on her?" 657 00:29:47,465 --> 00:29:50,288 Here's the truth, I supported him financially 658 00:29:50,318 --> 00:29:51,259 for 14 years. 659 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:53,628 That emasculated him. Oh, poor guy. 660 00:29:53,658 --> 00:29:56,127 So then he got erectile dysfunction. "Oh, wah" 661 00:29:56,157 --> 00:29:58,296 So then he had to go fuck a 21-year-old, 662 00:29:58,326 --> 00:30:01,065 so he could feel like a man again! 663 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,536 He's not worthy of you, 'cause you're great. 664 00:30:04,566 --> 00:30:06,070 Yeah. 665 00:30:06,342 --> 00:30:07,542 Thank you. 666 00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:09,073 I feel like I have to do everything 667 00:30:09,103 --> 00:30:10,678 the guy says or he'll leave me. 668 00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:13,279 Like, I've been dating this guy for two years, 669 00:30:13,309 --> 00:30:15,880 pretending the entire time like I don't know 670 00:30:15,910 --> 00:30:16,684 he's dating other girls. 671 00:30:16,714 --> 00:30:18,917 You need to ask him for what you want. Just say, 672 00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:20,054 "I only want you to see me. " 673 00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:22,387 Or date other men and flaunt them in front of him. 674 00:30:22,417 --> 00:30:23,588 Yeah, but I only want him. 675 00:30:23,618 --> 00:30:24,759 God, why are we sitting around 676 00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:26,457 talking about how sad our lives are? 677 00:30:26,487 --> 00:30:27,529 Why do women do that? 678 00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:29,828 You know, you're right. We should be talking about 679 00:30:29,858 --> 00:30:30,632 how great we are, 680 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,164 and if someone gives us a compliment, we should say, 681 00:30:33,194 --> 00:30:36,434 "Thank you. It's true. " 682 00:30:36,464 --> 00:30:38,002 You start. 683 00:30:38,032 --> 00:30:38,573 What? 684 00:30:38,603 --> 00:30:40,505 - And give myself a compliment? - Yeah. 685 00:30:40,535 --> 00:30:42,173 Yeah, just do it. 686 00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:44,746 Okay. Um... 687 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:46,980 I think I'm more attractive than I thought 688 00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:49,214 'cause... All right, well, there's this guy 689 00:30:49,244 --> 00:30:50,632 at the coffee cart on the beach. 690 00:30:50,662 --> 00:30:52,020 He asks me out all the time. 691 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:54,604 He's super-attractive, and he's 28 692 00:30:54,634 --> 00:30:57,188 You should go for it. 693 00:30:57,218 --> 00:30:58,693 - No. - Yeah! 694 00:30:58,723 --> 00:31:02,861 Really? Move over. There's a new skank in town. 695 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:05,300 I think I'm gonna tell my man 696 00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:07,665 that I'm not gonna do his laundry. 697 00:31:07,695 --> 00:31:08,770 So there! 698 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,269 'Cause I am super hot, and he should feel lucky 699 00:31:11,299 --> 00:31:13,371 to tap that ass. So he better behave. 700 00:31:13,401 --> 00:31:14,943 Yeah. He should do your laundry. 701 00:31:14,973 --> 00:31:17,909 Yeah, you are so hot. Like, really hot. 702 00:31:17,939 --> 00:31:19,878 Thank you. It's true. 703 00:31:21,246 --> 00:31:22,647 Okay, your turn. 704 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,152 Okay. 705 00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:25,453 I'm not a dirty slut. 706 00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:29,120 Having sex with me is a religious experience. 707 00:31:29,150 --> 00:31:30,425 Yeah, it is. 708 00:31:30,455 --> 00:31:34,459 - I want a new candle. - Oh, I brought the love candle. 709 00:31:36,999 --> 00:31:38,199 Honey. 710 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:39,697 - Thank you. - Eva. 711 00:31:39,727 --> 00:31:41,236 So sweet. 712 00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:42,503 You know, we talk about pleasing men, 713 00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:45,370 but what about pleasing us? You know what we should say? 714 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,405 "Get down there and lick it. 715 00:31:47,435 --> 00:31:48,576 Lick it. " 716 00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:50,011 Lick it. 717 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:53,378 Darren never licked it. I think I'm due. 718 00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:54,881 Lick it! 719 00:31:54,911 --> 00:31:56,298 I like it. 720 00:31:56,328 --> 00:31:57,715 Lick it. 721 00:32:04,789 --> 00:32:06,576 ♪ Sha-ba-lum ah-ooh ♪ 722 00:32:06,606 --> 00:32:09,086 I want to see Freedom again. 723 00:32:09,116 --> 00:32:11,596 I want love and hot sex. 724 00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:18,230 ♪ Sha-ba-lum ah-ooh ♪ 725 00:32:22,807 --> 00:32:24,709 ♪ Sha-ba-lum ah-ooh ♪ 726 00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:50,319 I hope you don't think I'm easy. 727 00:32:50,349 --> 00:32:52,140 Why would I think you're easy? 728 00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:54,706 'Cause we had sex on the first date. 729 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:56,941 I think it's weird not to have sex 730 00:32:56,971 --> 00:32:58,609 on the first date. 731 00:32:58,681 --> 00:32:59,881 Really? 732 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:03,414 Hey, do you want to go back to my place and get stoned? 733 00:33:03,444 --> 00:33:04,252 - Uh-huh. - Yeah? 734 00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:09,620 ♪ Sha-ba-lum ah-ooh ♪ 735 00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:12,523 One second. 736 00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:25,103 - Want a hit? - I don't really smoke. 737 00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,705 - Oh, come on. Just one. - Okay. 738 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:34,712 Yeah. 739 00:33:35,549 --> 00:33:36,749 You all right? 740 00:33:36,779 --> 00:33:37,919 Yeah. 741 00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:40,385 - You okay? - Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 742 00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:44,959 When we were together... 743 00:33:44,989 --> 00:33:47,859 could you feel that energy going back... 744 00:33:47,889 --> 00:33:50,144 and forth between our souls? 745 00:33:50,174 --> 00:33:52,400 - It felt amazing. - Yeah. Yeah. 746 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:55,233 I don't think we even need to talk, yeah? 747 00:33:55,263 --> 00:33:56,270 Can't you just... 748 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:59,370 - feel what I'm thinking? - Uh... 749 00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:03,574 I don't think so. 750 00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:05,643 I bet you can, yeah? 751 00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:11,416 Can you feel it now? 752 00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:16,020 - Couldn't you just tell me? - No, no, no. 753 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:24,095 What about now? 754 00:34:28,404 --> 00:34:29,604 Now? 755 00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:32,570 I'm the most wonderful person you've ever met? 756 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:06,131 ♪ All I could ever need Is you and I ♪ 757 00:35:18,015 --> 00:35:21,986 ♪ And all I could ever want ♪ 758 00:35:22,016 --> 00:35:25,372 ♪ All I could ever see ♪ 759 00:35:25,402 --> 00:35:28,729 ♪ All I could ever want ♪ 760 00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:34,759 ♪ All I could ever need Is you... ♪ 761 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:42,206 ♪ Oh I choose ♪ 762 00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:50,218 ♪ And all I could ever want ♪ 763 00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:56,248 ♪ All I could ever need Is you... ♪ 764 00:35:57,121 --> 00:35:59,991 You have never done anything wrong. 765 00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:03,628 Sex is sacred and beautiful. 766 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:10,204 ♪ All I could ever need Is you... ♪ 767 00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:14,039 What if all the sluts had mind-blowing orgasms? 768 00:36:14,069 --> 00:36:17,875 Only when they're empowered by their orgasms 769 00:36:17,905 --> 00:36:20,278 can they defeat the evil mutant. 770 00:36:21,312 --> 00:36:24,882 Empowered sluts. I like that. That's... that's provocative. 771 00:36:24,912 --> 00:36:27,985 You think we can get that past the ratings board? 772 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:30,358 Hey, guys, uh, 773 00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:32,423 sorry, I just downloaded this new app. 774 00:36:32,453 --> 00:36:34,629 It detects shitty movie ideas, 775 00:36:34,659 --> 00:36:37,495 and it literally led me right here. 776 00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:38,866 Anyway... 777 00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:41,265 let me know if you have any real movie ideas 778 00:36:41,295 --> 00:36:44,569 that we can turn into actual movies. 779 00:36:44,802 --> 00:36:47,038 Okay. Bye. 780 00:36:51,509 --> 00:36:52,945 Encouraging. 781 00:36:52,975 --> 00:36:54,382 Love that guy. 782 00:36:54,412 --> 00:36:56,015 Oh, I wanted to say, um, 783 00:36:56,045 --> 00:36:57,618 I... I read your script, 784 00:36:57,648 --> 00:37:01,085 uh, about the Afghan woman who fights for the right 785 00:37:01,115 --> 00:37:03,521 to divorce her husband. That was strong. 786 00:37:03,551 --> 00:37:04,725 How did you get a copy of that? 787 00:37:04,755 --> 00:37:07,658 I got connects. You know what I'm saying? 788 00:37:07,688 --> 00:37:08,863 - Whoa. - Actually, 789 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:11,162 Peter wanted me to, uh, write coverage. 790 00:37:11,192 --> 00:37:13,100 Oh, I thought he read that one. 791 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:14,635 Well, I don't know. He's a busy guy. 792 00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:18,404 But I really love the scene where Afshan says, um, 793 00:37:18,434 --> 00:37:22,173 "This is my woman part to do with what I want. " 794 00:37:22,203 --> 00:37:25,409 That was pretty intense. 795 00:37:25,843 --> 00:37:28,946 - You really liked it? - Yeah, it was powerful. 796 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,279 I want love. 797 00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:10,756 And so mote it be. 798 00:38:10,786 --> 00:38:12,323 ♪ Ah-ooh ♪ 799 00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:14,825 ♪ Ah-ooh ♪ 800 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:17,231 Oh, thank you, honey. 801 00:38:17,261 --> 00:38:20,716 Hi, um, I'll just take a regular coffee, please. Um, 802 00:38:20,746 --> 00:38:24,201 I'm just looking for this guy. I think he works here. 803 00:38:24,231 --> 00:38:26,641 I don't know his name, but he's 28. 804 00:38:26,671 --> 00:38:29,740 I know, 28. I know. I know. I know what you're thinking. 805 00:38:29,770 --> 00:38:31,275 Do you know who I'm talking about? 806 00:38:31,305 --> 00:38:32,710 - No. - No? 807 00:38:32,740 --> 00:38:33,648 Eva? 808 00:38:33,678 --> 00:38:35,164 - Mark! - Hi! 809 00:38:35,194 --> 00:38:36,651 Oh, my God. 810 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:39,116 Oh, it's been so long. How are you? 811 00:38:39,146 --> 00:38:41,786 Good. I'm okay. Yeah. 812 00:38:41,816 --> 00:38:42,823 How's Darren? 813 00:38:42,853 --> 00:38:45,923 We got a divorce. He didn't tell you? 814 00:38:45,953 --> 00:38:48,626 Uh, yeah, I... I heard. 815 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,931 - Sorry. - Yeah. 816 00:38:50,961 --> 00:38:53,798 Uh, Rebecca and I got divorced, too. 817 00:38:54,098 --> 00:38:55,369 I'm so sorry. 818 00:38:55,399 --> 00:38:57,968 No, actually, it's for the best. 819 00:38:58,035 --> 00:38:59,837 Plus we have two beautiful daughters, 820 00:38:59,867 --> 00:39:02,573 five and ten, so no regrets. 821 00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:07,096 - Don't you want to get a coffee? - Uh, 822 00:39:07,126 --> 00:39:09,213 yeah, yeah. That's what I'm here for. 823 00:39:09,243 --> 00:39:10,084 [CHUCKLES 824 00:39:10,114 --> 00:39:13,217 - What are you doing right now? - Uh... 825 00:39:13,247 --> 00:39:14,422 nothing. 826 00:39:14,452 --> 00:39:17,221 You want to go for a walk, catch up a little? 827 00:39:17,251 --> 00:39:19,457 Yeah, I'd really like that. 828 00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:21,659 I was making dresses in my kitchen, 829 00:39:21,689 --> 00:39:24,595 and then just, boom! You know? 830 00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:26,230 That's amazing. 831 00:39:28,232 --> 00:39:30,471 I'm sorry to hear about your divorce. Uh... 832 00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:34,171 - I feel like such a failure. - Oh, don't say that. 833 00:39:34,201 --> 00:39:36,140 I just wish we would've had kids, 834 00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:37,975 you know, like you guys, but we were 835 00:39:38,005 --> 00:39:40,427 never on the same page with that. 836 00:39:40,457 --> 00:39:42,850 Eva, you are in no way a failure. 837 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:47,084 You're a huge, huge success in every way. 838 00:39:49,787 --> 00:39:51,422 Wow. 839 00:39:53,524 --> 00:39:55,092 Stunning. 840 00:39:55,359 --> 00:39:57,962 Thank you. It's true. 841 00:39:59,196 --> 00:40:02,099 "Thank you. It's true. " I like that. 842 00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:06,203 Did you know I left the law firm? 843 00:40:06,233 --> 00:40:07,174 No. 844 00:40:07,204 --> 00:40:09,206 Yeah, you know, grew the hair out, 845 00:40:09,236 --> 00:40:10,975 stopped shaving... 846 00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:12,910 opened a restaurant. 847 00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:14,315 No way! 848 00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:16,317 Yeah. You always told me I should. 849 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:17,915 Remember that night I made the panna cotta 850 00:40:17,945 --> 00:40:19,787 - with the aged balsamico? - Yes. 851 00:40:19,817 --> 00:40:22,820 I had, like, a food orgasm over that dessert. 852 00:40:22,850 --> 00:40:24,555 Yes, you did. 853 00:40:27,391 --> 00:40:29,193 Congratulations. 854 00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:30,895 You're amazing. 855 00:40:30,925 --> 00:40:32,430 Thank you. 856 00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:34,131 It's true. 857 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,203 I feel a little lost in my life. 858 00:40:39,970 --> 00:40:41,590 - You know? - Okay. 859 00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:42,882 I don't know, like, 860 00:40:42,912 --> 00:40:44,145 why am I a success? 861 00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:46,977 I mean, is it because I make dresses? 862 00:40:47,783 --> 00:40:48,983 Um... 863 00:40:49,013 --> 00:40:51,482 yeah, I suppose everybody would say that, 864 00:40:51,512 --> 00:40:53,984 but, uh, personally? 865 00:40:56,253 --> 00:40:59,123 You're just good to be around. 866 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:02,793 I'm always happy when I'm near you. 867 00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:06,597 That is crazy-sweet. 868 00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:10,167 And you are crazy-beautiful. 869 00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:12,206 Oh, wait. 870 00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:14,705 Oh, my God! What... what? 871 00:41:18,843 --> 00:41:21,579 I've had a crush on you for 14 years. 872 00:41:21,609 --> 00:41:24,582 Really? Why? 873 00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:26,302 Wait, wait, wait. 874 00:41:26,332 --> 00:41:27,755 What... what, uh, 875 00:41:27,785 --> 00:41:29,987 what are we do... what are we doing? Because I... 876 00:41:30,017 --> 00:41:31,338 I haven't been with anyone 877 00:41:31,368 --> 00:41:32,660 - since my husband... - Shh. 878 00:41:32,690 --> 00:41:36,026 Um... I would like to keep my clothes on. 879 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:37,898 If you just... 880 00:41:37,928 --> 00:41:39,531 Uh... God, you're... 881 00:41:39,561 --> 00:41:41,135 Um... Oh, my God! Wait! 882 00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:44,269 Wait a second! That's... Oh, my God! 883 00:41:44,299 --> 00:41:46,654 Oh, my God! You're so good at this! 884 00:41:46,684 --> 00:41:49,009 I've wanted to do this since I met you. 885 00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:51,576 That's what you were thinking the whole time... 886 00:41:51,606 --> 00:41:54,144 when we met at Walmart? Are you kidding me? 887 00:41:54,174 --> 00:41:55,583 - Mm. - That's kind of weird. 888 00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:58,782 Thank you for telling me, 'cause I was, like, thinking, 889 00:41:58,812 --> 00:42:00,955 "Oh, nice guy at Walmart. 890 00:42:00,985 --> 00:42:04,021 He... he buys, like, stuff in bulk. I get it. " 891 00:42:04,051 --> 00:42:06,707 Oh. Uh... Oh, my God. Oh, God. 892 00:42:06,737 --> 00:42:09,393 Oh, God. And I then was, like, 893 00:42:09,423 --> 00:42:10,598 "Hey, you drive a Prius. 894 00:42:10,628 --> 00:42:13,330 And that's cool. You know, cool person. " 895 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,101 Hey, what... what... 896 00:42:14,131 --> 00:42:17,434 Just slow down on that bottom part. Oh, my God. 897 00:42:17,464 --> 00:42:18,639 Shut up. I'm gonna stop talking now. 898 00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:23,007 I'm not gonna talk anymore. I'm not gonna talk anymore. 899 00:42:25,242 --> 00:42:26,847 You're, like, really good at this. 900 00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:29,014 Oh, God. Wait, I didn't groom. I didn't groom! 901 00:42:29,044 --> 00:42:31,151 Ah! Okay, okay, no, actually, I'm okay with that. 902 00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:34,351 I'm okay with it. Never mind. Don't listen to me. Don't stop. 903 00:42:34,381 --> 00:42:36,720 Don't stop. 904 00:42:42,993 --> 00:42:44,728 I want love. 905 00:42:53,542 --> 00:42:54,742 Babe? 906 00:42:54,772 --> 00:42:57,444 Do you have, uh, that bag? I'm doing that lecture 907 00:42:57,474 --> 00:43:00,277 on techno-social wormholes downtown, and they're, uh... 908 00:43:00,307 --> 00:43:02,479 they're gonna put it on YouTube. 909 00:43:02,509 --> 00:43:04,248 Isn't that great? 910 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,118 I didn't have time to do your laundry. 911 00:43:08,185 --> 00:43:09,653 And... 912 00:43:11,155 --> 00:43:14,658 if you want to be with me, you can't date anybody else. 913 00:43:15,392 --> 00:43:17,045 Have you noticed that I'm great? 914 00:43:17,075 --> 00:43:18,699 'Cause you don't treat me that way. 915 00:43:18,729 --> 00:43:21,498 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where's all this coming from? 916 00:43:21,528 --> 00:43:22,503 It's coming from me. 917 00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:26,203 But you were fine with everything a few days ago. 918 00:43:26,537 --> 00:43:27,975 I take care of you. 919 00:43:28,005 --> 00:43:29,510 When are you gonna take care of me? 920 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:32,543 Relationships are hard for me. My parents got divorced. 921 00:43:32,573 --> 00:43:33,447 Oh, God! Stop it! 922 00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:36,698 Stop using that as an excuse for everything! 923 00:43:36,728 --> 00:43:39,950 My family was fucked up, too! Let it go! 924 00:43:40,150 --> 00:43:43,921 I don't really like your tone of voice right now, honestly. 925 00:43:43,951 --> 00:43:45,826 You need to figure that out. 926 00:43:45,856 --> 00:43:49,627 Uh, well, those don't look very clean to me. 927 00:43:50,327 --> 00:43:51,762 No. 928 00:43:52,062 --> 00:43:54,031 They're very dirty. 929 00:43:54,264 --> 00:43:56,266 - What? - Yeah. 930 00:43:56,538 --> 00:43:57,738 Extremely dirty. 931 00:43:57,768 --> 00:43:59,504 - And smelly! - Babe, seriously? 932 00:43:59,534 --> 00:44:01,241 You know, you're gonna... 933 00:44:01,271 --> 00:44:02,676 you're gonna regret this tomorrow. 934 00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:05,446 And... and when you do, you can call me, okay? 935 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:10,147 When you are ready to treat me like the amazing person I am, 936 00:44:10,177 --> 00:44:13,317 you call me! I won't be calling you. 937 00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:15,756 Take that! 938 00:44:15,786 --> 00:44:18,657 I was gonna wear this. I was gonna wear this. 939 00:44:18,687 --> 00:44:21,558 Now it's even more dirty. It's more dirty now. 940 00:44:21,588 --> 00:44:23,193 Pussy! 941 00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:29,967 And, uh, where am I gonna clean these? 942 00:44:30,567 --> 00:44:32,269 Do you have a place? 943 00:44:32,569 --> 00:44:36,006 Okay, you know what? Thank you. Thank you. That's great. 944 00:44:36,036 --> 00:44:37,478 Okay, we'll... we'll talk. 945 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,580 The guy shows her the beauty of her own soul 946 00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:43,313 through sexuality, and then she defeats the killer. 947 00:44:43,343 --> 00:44:44,585 Hmm. Well, I'm not sure 948 00:44:44,615 --> 00:44:46,253 how to fit that into a teenage slasher film, 949 00:44:46,283 --> 00:44:49,853 but I like the challenge. I'm gonna get cracking on it. 950 00:44:50,054 --> 00:44:52,256 Don't shoot the dinosaur. He's on your side. 951 00:44:52,286 --> 00:44:53,060 What are you guys doing? 952 00:44:53,090 --> 00:44:54,862 We're working on a video game based on the film. 953 00:44:54,892 --> 00:44:57,861 Yeah, it's really gonna boost our profits on this one. 954 00:44:57,891 --> 00:45:00,734 Peter came up with it all by himself. 955 00:45:00,764 --> 00:45:03,133 The goal of the game is to build up your empire... 956 00:45:03,163 --> 00:45:05,035 - This is my idea. - ... and kill as many sluts 957 00:45:05,065 --> 00:45:06,570 and douchebags that get in your way. 958 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:07,341 That's is my idea. 959 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:08,509 Once you reach the higher levels, 960 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:09,975 - you'll meet a virgin... - This is my idea. 961 00:45:10,005 --> 00:45:11,442 - ... with special powers. - My idea. My idea. 962 00:45:11,472 --> 00:45:13,013 Every time you see a slut, 963 00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:14,445 - you can kill her... - That's my idea. 964 00:45:14,475 --> 00:45:15,549 - ... and get the points. - My idea. 965 00:45:15,579 --> 00:45:18,082 Sometimes I like to shoot her in the boobs or crotch area. 966 00:45:18,112 --> 00:45:20,020 The last one was his idea. 967 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:25,189 Boom! That slut went down! 968 00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:28,295 So what do you think? 969 00:45:28,325 --> 00:45:29,430 I think it's really disturbing 970 00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:31,713 and it makes me want to, like, vomit in my mouth. 971 00:45:31,743 --> 00:45:33,997 Hey, man, I need you to go through the video game 972 00:45:34,027 --> 00:45:35,202 and make sure that all of the girls, 973 00:45:35,232 --> 00:45:36,967 under their shirts, you can see their erect nipples. 974 00:45:36,997 --> 00:45:39,670 - I need you to do that for me. - Great idea! 975 00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:40,307 So smart. 976 00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:42,339 Look, The script that John and I are writing 977 00:45:42,369 --> 00:45:43,510 is a totally different story. 978 00:45:43,540 --> 00:45:46,094 Yeah, I know, and thank God it's a different story, 979 00:45:46,124 --> 00:45:48,679 because your script sucked shit, and this video game 980 00:45:48,709 --> 00:45:49,616 is going to sell like Molly 981 00:45:49,646 --> 00:45:52,015 to a girl that doesn't talk to her parents that much, okay? 982 00:45:52,045 --> 00:45:53,683 I need you to be on nipple supervision, all right? 983 00:45:53,713 --> 00:45:55,352 You got to go through the video game and make sure 984 00:45:55,382 --> 00:45:57,170 that every girl's nipples are erect, okay? 985 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,897 We're gonna go for the only demographic 986 00:45:58,927 --> 00:46:00,695 that matters, and that's teenage boys. 987 00:46:00,725 --> 00:46:02,493 Well, that's ridiculous because John and I 988 00:46:02,523 --> 00:46:03,831 are writing a great script. 989 00:46:03,861 --> 00:46:05,697 I'm sorry. That app is going off that I downloaded. 990 00:46:05,727 --> 00:46:07,564 It keeps going off when people say stupid shit. 991 00:46:07,594 --> 00:46:08,869 Uh, let me fix this. Turn it off. 992 00:46:08,899 --> 00:46:12,703 You want to know what men really get off on? 993 00:46:12,733 --> 00:46:13,774 No. 994 00:46:13,804 --> 00:46:14,875 The conquest, okay? 995 00:46:14,905 --> 00:46:16,910 Look, I'm a hunter. We're hunters. We're men. 996 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:20,410 I'm a man. I'm a hunter, okay? I hunted you. I got you. 997 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:21,882 I found you. I kept you for a little bit, 998 00:46:21,912 --> 00:46:24,816 and then I got bored, and then you left and now I'm... 999 00:46:24,846 --> 00:46:27,751 I'm attracted to you again, you know? That's what works. 1000 00:46:27,781 --> 00:46:28,789 The plan worked, okay? 1001 00:46:28,819 --> 00:46:32,022 So let's just go have sex in my office. 1002 00:46:32,052 --> 00:46:33,457 No. 1003 00:46:33,824 --> 00:46:35,726 Everything you have is... 1004 00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:40,030 Turn your fucking head. What's your... What's your name? 1005 00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:40,667 Demarcus. 1006 00:46:40,697 --> 00:46:41,902 You're the whitest guy in the world, 1007 00:46:41,932 --> 00:46:46,270 and his name's fucking Demarcus. Hey, I'm DeShawn. 1008 00:46:46,300 --> 00:46:47,107 Anyway, 1009 00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:51,441 every... everything you have is because of me. 1010 00:46:51,471 --> 00:46:53,447 But I want to be a writer. 1011 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:54,681 Can you just make sure you supervise 1012 00:46:54,711 --> 00:46:57,399 all the nipples, please? That's what I need from you. 1013 00:46:57,429 --> 00:47:00,117 That is, if you want to get a paycheck, big boobs. 1014 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:07,457 "I want to be a writer. " 1015 00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:10,812 Mark was down there for so long. 1016 00:47:10,842 --> 00:47:13,472 I wonder what he was thinking about. 1017 00:47:13,502 --> 00:47:16,103 He was thinking: Yum, yum! 1018 00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:18,001 I feel like guys who won't go down on you 1019 00:47:18,031 --> 00:47:18,872 aren't hetero enough. 1020 00:47:18,902 --> 00:47:20,838 I mean, what would they rather be doing, 1021 00:47:20,868 --> 00:47:22,472 sucking a cock? 1022 00:47:22,502 --> 00:47:23,343 This guy sounds amazing. 1023 00:47:23,373 --> 00:47:24,908 You can totally tell the difference between a guy 1024 00:47:24,938 --> 00:47:26,580 who's into it and a guy who's not. 1025 00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:29,381 I didn't even know that I liked it that much, 1026 00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:32,182 but I haven't had sex with a lot of people. 1027 00:47:32,212 --> 00:47:33,320 It's good if a guy's good at it. 1028 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:36,787 Otherwise, it's like sandpaper rubbing against your clitoris 1029 00:47:36,817 --> 00:47:38,755 while you lay in a pool of saliva. 1030 00:47:38,785 --> 00:47:40,027 - Ah! - Oh! 1031 00:47:40,057 --> 00:47:41,595 Well, this guy was great at it. 1032 00:47:41,625 --> 00:47:43,727 I think he could write an instruction manual 1033 00:47:43,757 --> 00:47:45,032 - on tonguemanship. - Wow! 1034 00:47:45,062 --> 00:47:47,935 - Did you have sex? - I had great sex. 1035 00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:49,903 I had the best sex of my life. 1036 00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:52,369 You guys both had great sex and I got nothing. 1037 00:47:52,399 --> 00:47:53,273 Are you going out again? 1038 00:47:53,303 --> 00:47:54,842 I don't know. What's the point? 1039 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:57,092 - Getting head! - The best sex of your life. 1040 00:47:57,122 --> 00:47:59,343 I can't. I just look better with clothes on. 1041 00:47:59,373 --> 00:48:01,248 I don't want him to see me naked. 1042 00:48:01,278 --> 00:48:03,165 But you let him lick your naked vagina. 1043 00:48:03,195 --> 00:48:05,541 I know, but that was just one tiny section 1044 00:48:05,571 --> 00:48:07,697 down there. And... and I had clothes on. 1045 00:48:07,727 --> 00:48:09,853 Plus, I work with models all day at work, 1046 00:48:09,883 --> 00:48:11,091 and they're in such great shape. 1047 00:48:11,121 --> 00:48:13,624 Just... I look like crap compared to them. 1048 00:48:13,654 --> 00:48:15,025 You are hot! 1049 00:48:15,363 --> 00:48:16,563 I don't know. 1050 00:48:16,593 --> 00:48:18,198 Maybe he's too nice. 1051 00:48:18,228 --> 00:48:20,130 I'd take nice over mean any day. 1052 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,766 Yeah, or commitment-phobic. 1053 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,404 Let's make a pact to be with good guys only. 1054 00:48:26,434 --> 00:48:29,439 Guys who treat us great, like we deserve. 1055 00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:31,575 Yeah, good-guy pact. 1056 00:48:31,975 --> 00:48:33,513 Mark is so handsome. 1057 00:48:33,543 --> 00:48:35,415 There must be something wrong with him. 1058 00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:37,766 Or maybe I just don't know how to be with someone 1059 00:48:37,796 --> 00:48:40,276 who's so sexually giving, which means I like jerks, 1060 00:48:40,306 --> 00:48:42,786 which also means I can't be in the good-guy pact. 1061 00:48:42,816 --> 00:48:45,088 I'm gonna light a candle for you and Mark. 1062 00:48:45,118 --> 00:48:46,927 Me, too. Okay. 1063 00:48:46,957 --> 00:48:48,492 Don't forget the pact. 1064 00:48:48,522 --> 00:48:49,296 Good guys only. 1065 00:48:49,326 --> 00:48:51,361 - Good guys only. - Good guys only. 1066 00:48:51,391 --> 00:48:53,063 - Maybe sometimes a jerk? - No. 1067 00:48:53,093 --> 00:48:55,048 - No. - No? Jerk sex? 1068 00:48:55,078 --> 00:48:57,034 - No jerk sex. - Aw. 1069 00:49:06,748 --> 00:49:07,948 Oh, hey. 1070 00:49:07,978 --> 00:49:10,932 Um, thank you for sending me your script, 1071 00:49:10,962 --> 00:49:13,917 The Red Flow. I... I thought it was hilarious. 1072 00:49:13,947 --> 00:49:15,435 - You read it? - I loved it. 1073 00:49:15,465 --> 00:49:16,924 Yeah, but will it ever be made? 1074 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:19,923 A movie about a girl getting her period. 1075 00:49:19,961 --> 00:49:21,161 Why not? 1076 00:49:21,191 --> 00:49:23,226 You know, I really want to write a script 1077 00:49:23,256 --> 00:49:24,364 about my new friends. They're, like, 1078 00:49:24,394 --> 00:49:27,164 these modern-day witches. They're really inspiring. 1079 00:49:27,194 --> 00:49:29,466 Yes, witches, girl power. 1080 00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:31,301 Do it. 1081 00:49:31,935 --> 00:49:33,555 Have you heard about this video game 1082 00:49:33,585 --> 00:49:35,205 that Peter is doing? It is so vile. 1083 00:49:35,235 --> 00:49:36,276 Yeah, I heard about it. 1084 00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:37,778 I wish I could destroy the computers 1085 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:41,645 or make my own video game called Sluts Fight Back. 1086 00:49:41,675 --> 00:49:44,318 I love that. "Sluts Fight Back. " 1087 00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:46,585 If I was technological, I'd just put a virus 1088 00:49:46,615 --> 00:49:48,852 in the whole system and I would shut it down. 1089 00:49:48,882 --> 00:49:50,320 Well... 1090 00:49:51,688 --> 00:49:54,125 well, it's funny that you say that, 1091 00:49:54,155 --> 00:49:56,593 'cause I happen to be technological. 1092 00:50:09,272 --> 00:50:10,577 What are you doing? 1093 00:50:10,607 --> 00:50:13,413 Technological stuff. 1094 00:50:13,443 --> 00:50:15,749 We could be fired. 1095 00:50:15,779 --> 00:50:18,115 Not if no one finds out. 1096 00:50:28,492 --> 00:50:30,998 God. 1097 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:32,132 - You're a genius. - Yeah, 1098 00:50:32,162 --> 00:50:33,630 you know what? I am a freaking genius. 1099 00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:35,732 That was awesome. 1100 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,838 It was so awesome. 1101 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:40,455 What are you doing now? You wanna... you wanna 1102 00:50:40,485 --> 00:50:43,073 - grab something to eat? - Oh, I have plans. 1103 00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:44,411 This may or may not change your mind, 1104 00:50:44,441 --> 00:50:47,911 but aside from being a genius and a technological wizard, 1105 00:50:47,941 --> 00:50:50,147 I am also, um... 1106 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,551 a really great rapper. 1107 00:50:51,581 --> 00:50:53,450 - Really? - Yeah, I'd love to show you 1108 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,101 some of my hip-hop stuff. 1109 00:50:55,131 --> 00:50:56,753 - Okay. - You ready for this? 1110 00:50:56,783 --> 00:50:57,791 - Yeah. - You sure? 1111 00:50:57,821 --> 00:50:59,756 - Uh, I think so. - Mm-hmm. 1112 00:51:00,023 --> 00:51:01,425 Um... 1113 00:51:01,525 --> 00:51:03,630 ♪ You so ambitious ♪ 1114 00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:06,329 ♪ Your soul is sweet And superstitious ♪ 1115 00:51:06,359 --> 00:51:09,399 ♪ Your eyes your lip Your heart ♪ 1116 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:14,071 ♪ They're breakin' records And the dishes ♪ 1117 00:51:14,101 --> 00:51:16,309 ♪ Mm-mm mm-mm ♪ 1118 00:51:16,339 --> 00:51:19,176 ♪ Mm-mm-mm Chicka-chicka ♪ 1119 00:51:19,206 --> 00:51:20,847 ♪ Mm-mm mm-mm ♪ 1120 00:51:20,877 --> 00:51:22,846 This goes on for, like, four minutes. 1121 00:51:22,876 --> 00:51:23,950 Wow. 1122 00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:26,119 - Don't give up your day job. - Come on! 1123 00:51:26,149 --> 00:51:28,452 - No, it was great. I loved it. - I just wanted to do it. 1124 00:51:28,482 --> 00:51:29,656 - That was brave. - I had an instinct. 1125 00:51:29,686 --> 00:51:32,355 Yeah, anyway, you got the technology smarts. 1126 00:51:32,385 --> 00:51:33,527 - Thanks, yo. - Word to your mother. 1127 00:51:33,557 --> 00:51:35,759 Word to your mother. Tell your mother I said word. 1128 00:51:35,789 --> 00:51:38,195 - See you Monday. - Bye. 1129 00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:47,471 Thanks for giving me this dress. 1130 00:51:47,501 --> 00:51:48,308 Ditto. 1131 00:51:48,338 --> 00:51:50,073 Oh, God. Okay, okay, I don't know. 1132 00:51:50,103 --> 00:51:51,111 Maybe we shouldn't go. 1133 00:51:51,141 --> 00:51:52,746 - How do I look? - You look hot! 1134 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,281 You look so hot I want to have sex with you. 1135 00:51:54,311 --> 00:51:57,514 Okay, no, I just... Oh! Would you guys stop it? 1136 00:51:57,544 --> 00:51:58,718 - Stop it! - I really wanna 1137 00:51:58,748 --> 00:52:00,283 - have sex with you. - Oh, my God, 1138 00:52:00,313 --> 00:52:01,321 you guys are weird. 1139 00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:04,421 Okay, come on. I can't do this alone. Come on. 1140 00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:08,061 Great show. 1141 00:52:08,091 --> 00:52:10,361 Does Darren have a daughter? 1142 00:52:10,391 --> 00:52:12,662 No, that's his new girlfriend. 1143 00:52:15,732 --> 00:52:17,167 Oh. 1144 00:52:17,501 --> 00:52:20,040 Oh! 1145 00:52:20,070 --> 00:52:22,542 Holy shit! 1146 00:52:22,572 --> 00:52:26,376 - Is that you? - Holy shit! 1147 00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:28,145 Is that me? 1148 00:52:28,175 --> 00:52:29,349 Oh, my God. 1149 00:52:29,379 --> 00:52:34,217 Not entirely accurate, okay? It's not 1984 down there. 1150 00:52:34,247 --> 00:52:36,586 Oh, I prefer a full bush. 1151 00:52:36,616 --> 00:52:37,654 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1152 00:52:37,684 --> 00:52:40,624 - Hey. Hi. - Hi! 1153 00:52:40,654 --> 00:52:41,528 Oh. 1154 00:52:41,558 --> 00:52:44,027 - I'm so glad you made it. - Congratulations. 1155 00:52:44,057 --> 00:52:46,429 Thanks. Thanks. Everybody's here. 1156 00:52:46,459 --> 00:52:47,831 - Times is here. - Oh. 1157 00:52:47,861 --> 00:52:49,349 L.A. Weekly. Yeah. 1158 00:52:49,379 --> 00:52:50,837 - Wow, well. - Yeah. 1159 00:52:50,867 --> 00:52:53,388 Your new art is really amazing, 1160 00:52:53,418 --> 00:52:55,939 - and interesting. - I know. I know. 1161 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:58,159 There's... there's a lot happening... 1162 00:52:58,189 --> 00:53:00,552 - It's powerful stuff. - ... with all of it. 1163 00:53:00,582 --> 00:53:02,946 I didn't get your smile exactly right, But, 1164 00:53:02,976 --> 00:53:05,318 eh, it's still great. 1165 00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:08,051 Hey. Let's have dinner on Saturday, huh? 1166 00:53:08,081 --> 00:53:09,152 - Really? - Yeah. 1167 00:53:09,182 --> 00:53:10,223 - Okay. - Great. 1168 00:53:10,253 --> 00:53:11,621 - Great. - Cool. Text you. 1169 00:53:11,651 --> 00:53:12,726 - Okay. - Okay. 1170 00:53:12,756 --> 00:53:14,424 Yeah, I got to go talk to some people. 1171 00:53:14,454 --> 00:53:16,630 Oh, okay, sure. You're busy. 1172 00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:19,062 Why is he wearing that weird hat? 1173 00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:22,331 I don't know. 1174 00:53:31,308 --> 00:53:32,979 Somebody fucked with our system! 1175 00:53:33,009 --> 00:53:34,729 I can't get this image off the screen! 1176 00:53:34,759 --> 00:53:36,479 I thought we were on a closed network! 1177 00:53:36,509 --> 00:53:38,582 Someone hacked into the program! 1178 00:53:38,612 --> 00:53:39,920 Someone with a password! 1179 00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:43,353 Uh, Peter, not to point fingers or anything... 1180 00:53:43,383 --> 00:53:45,121 Yeah, okay, look, I'm way ahead of you. 1181 00:53:45,151 --> 00:53:46,989 You're not a fucking detective, all right? 1182 00:53:47,019 --> 00:53:48,858 - Did you do this? - I can't even figure out 1183 00:53:48,888 --> 00:53:50,160 how to download the software updates 1184 00:53:50,190 --> 00:53:51,431 - on my computer. - That's true. 1185 00:53:51,461 --> 00:53:53,697 She can't fucking download the software updates 1186 00:53:53,727 --> 00:53:54,367 on her computer. 1187 00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:56,002 - What's your name? Darrell? - Demarcus. 1188 00:53:56,032 --> 00:53:58,868 - Demarcus, you're fired, dude. - Come on, man! 1189 00:53:58,898 --> 00:54:00,840 You're fired, and I'm gonna get a new nerd 1190 00:54:00,870 --> 00:54:02,973 to make this system that you can't fuck with it. 1191 00:54:03,003 --> 00:54:04,941 Hey, you're the guy who has "password" 1192 00:54:04,971 --> 00:54:05,879 as his password, man. 1193 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:08,211 Well, why don't you fucking broadcast it on Twitter, man? 1194 00:54:08,241 --> 00:54:10,230 You're not supposed to tell people my password. 1195 00:54:10,260 --> 00:54:12,249 - I have to change it. - I can do the password. 1196 00:54:12,279 --> 00:54:14,317 You don't need to do it. I'll do it. 1197 00:54:14,347 --> 00:54:16,453 I'm gonna change it. Shit! 1198 00:54:16,483 --> 00:54:18,188 Oh, come on, man. 1199 00:54:18,218 --> 00:54:19,659 That sucks. 1200 00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:21,391 See you guys later. 1201 00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:31,401 Babe? 1202 00:54:32,035 --> 00:54:35,171 You... you haven't returned any of my calls. 1203 00:54:35,338 --> 00:54:37,941 I've been thinking about what you said. 1204 00:54:39,175 --> 00:54:41,077 Can you please let me in? 1205 00:54:41,344 --> 00:54:44,648 - I really need to talk to you. - What do you want? 1206 00:54:44,678 --> 00:54:46,983 Can you... can you please let me in? 1207 00:54:47,013 --> 00:54:48,752 Tell me what you want. 1208 00:54:49,886 --> 00:54:51,321 Please? 1209 00:54:53,823 --> 00:54:55,795 Look, I... I don't know. I... 1210 00:54:55,825 --> 00:54:58,061 This is really hard for me to say. 1211 00:54:58,161 --> 00:54:59,896 What? 1212 00:55:00,363 --> 00:55:03,833 I really liked how you bossed me around. 1213 00:55:04,434 --> 00:55:07,304 You know, I didn't think I would, but... 1214 00:55:07,504 --> 00:55:08,972 it... 1215 00:55:09,105 --> 00:55:11,074 kind of turned me on. 1216 00:55:11,412 --> 00:55:12,612 Are you serious? 1217 00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:14,611 Yeah, is that really weird? 1218 00:55:15,111 --> 00:55:16,746 Yeah, kinda. 1219 00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:20,717 Can you... boss me around some more? 1220 00:55:23,853 --> 00:55:25,221 Really? 1221 00:55:25,355 --> 00:55:26,823 Yeah. 1222 00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:40,870 Give me ten minutes. 1223 00:55:54,884 --> 00:55:57,253 I want you to do my laundry! 1224 00:55:57,283 --> 00:55:58,688 Wow. 1225 00:55:59,055 --> 00:56:00,457 Now! 1226 00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:03,393 And clean my apartment! 1227 00:56:05,128 --> 00:56:07,197 And then I want you to lick it! 1228 00:56:07,897 --> 00:56:10,166 - All right. - Crawl! 1229 00:56:22,950 --> 00:56:24,150 Eva. 1230 00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:25,849 - Hey! - Hi. 1231 00:56:26,149 --> 00:56:28,618 - How are you? - I'm good. 1232 00:56:29,419 --> 00:56:30,955 Welcome to my restaurant. 1233 00:56:30,985 --> 00:56:32,492 This place is incredible. 1234 00:56:32,522 --> 00:56:35,625 Thank you. It's true. 1235 00:56:35,655 --> 00:56:36,629 Um... 1236 00:56:36,659 --> 00:56:39,596 Rebecca got sick and couldn't find a sitter, 1237 00:56:39,626 --> 00:56:40,367 so... 1238 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:43,500 I'd like to introduce you to my daughters. 1239 00:56:43,530 --> 00:56:45,285 Mary, Melinda... 1240 00:56:45,315 --> 00:56:47,040 - this is Eva. - Hi. 1241 00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:51,241 - I like your outfit. - Thank you. I make dresses. 1242 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:52,812 I like princess dresses. 1243 00:56:52,842 --> 00:56:54,377 I could make you a princess dress. 1244 00:56:54,407 --> 00:56:56,079 - Would you like that? - Yes! 1245 00:56:56,109 --> 00:56:57,083 Can I have a dress? 1246 00:56:57,113 --> 00:56:59,452 - Absolutely, sweetie. - Yes. 1247 00:56:59,482 --> 00:57:03,386 What if you guys come back to my house after dinner? 1248 00:57:03,416 --> 00:57:05,825 I have lots of dresses. We could play dress-up. 1249 00:57:05,855 --> 00:57:08,425 'Cause I kind of want to hang out with these princesses. 1250 00:57:08,455 --> 00:57:10,093 They're pretty cool. 1251 00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:12,265 Mm! 1252 00:57:12,295 --> 00:57:13,833 I'm having... 1253 00:57:13,863 --> 00:57:15,168 a food orgasm right now. 1254 00:57:15,198 --> 00:57:16,951 - Oh, yeah? Good. - Oh, yeah. I am. 1255 00:57:16,981 --> 00:57:18,705 What's an orgasm? 1256 00:57:18,735 --> 00:57:22,605 - Oh, oops. I'm sorry. - Um, uh, it's, uh... 1257 00:57:22,710 --> 00:57:23,910 It's happiness. 1258 00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:25,979 - Hey. Right? - Yeah! 1259 00:57:26,009 --> 00:57:27,395 - Yeah. - How about some music? 1260 00:57:27,425 --> 00:57:28,812 - Mm-hmm. - You guys look beautiful! 1261 00:57:28,842 --> 00:57:30,049 Let's do a fashion show. 1262 00:57:30,079 --> 00:57:32,449 Oh, now that sounds like fun, right, girls? 1263 00:57:32,479 --> 00:57:33,453 - Yeah. - We're gonna have 1264 00:57:33,483 --> 00:57:35,618 a little catwalk. What do you say? 1265 00:57:35,648 --> 00:57:38,021 Yes! 1266 00:57:40,089 --> 00:57:41,791 Ready? Here we go. 1267 00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:44,794 ♪ Combination must be All right ♪ 1268 00:57:49,365 --> 00:57:52,602 ♪ I feel it ♪ 1269 00:57:52,769 --> 00:57:54,289 Go, big sister. 1270 00:57:54,319 --> 00:57:55,809 ♪ I feel it ♪ 1271 00:57:55,839 --> 00:57:57,876 Yay! Little miss. Go do your thing! 1272 00:57:57,906 --> 00:57:59,913 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 1273 00:57:59,943 --> 00:58:02,180 - Daddy, you got to go! - Yes, Daddy! 1274 00:58:02,210 --> 00:58:04,447 Oh, I don't think I need to do that, no. 1275 00:58:04,477 --> 00:58:05,251 Oh, I think you need to. 1276 00:58:05,281 --> 00:58:09,018 What is that? It looks like a violent shoulder move. 1277 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,021 Yay! 1278 00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:15,425 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1279 00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:17,697 Let's go. Let's do it again. 1280 00:58:17,727 --> 00:58:20,763 Meow. Freestyle. I'm a kitty cat. 1281 00:58:20,793 --> 00:58:22,435 Oh! Meow! Meow! 1282 00:58:22,465 --> 00:58:23,770 I'm a kitty. Work, work, work! 1283 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,855 - ♪ I feel it ♪ - ♪ Oh, I feel it ♪ 1284 00:58:27,885 --> 00:58:31,941 - ♪ Oh, I feel it ♪ - ♪ I feel it ♪ 1285 00:58:31,971 --> 00:58:36,479 ♪ Oh, I feel love ♪ 1286 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:39,682 Call me... 1287 00:58:51,895 --> 00:58:54,931 - Hello? - Hi. It's me. 1288 00:58:54,961 --> 00:58:56,135 Hi. 1289 00:58:56,165 --> 00:58:57,170 Hey, what are you doing? 1290 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,836 I'm just, uh, having a few people over, yeah? 1291 00:58:59,866 --> 00:59:01,437 Uh, you want to come by? 1292 00:59:01,467 --> 00:59:03,139 Feel the music! 1293 00:59:03,169 --> 00:59:03,810 Yeah. 1294 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:06,576 - Yeah, all right. - Okay, see you soon. 1295 00:59:18,488 --> 00:59:20,223 Hey! 1296 00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:24,260 - One for everybody! - Oh! 1297 00:59:25,895 --> 00:59:27,397 You in for the next round? Yeah? 1298 00:59:27,427 --> 00:59:29,766 You... I know you want one. 1299 00:59:32,969 --> 00:59:35,775 - Mm. - Mm-hmm. 1300 00:59:35,805 --> 00:59:37,877 Oh, it's so good to see you. 1301 00:59:37,907 --> 00:59:39,746 I'm so glad you called. 1302 00:59:39,776 --> 00:59:41,077 - You want a bump? - Oh, I'm sorry. 1303 00:59:41,177 --> 00:59:44,247 I don't do drugs. I'm a lightweight. 1304 00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:48,051 - Do you want to dance, yeah? - Sure. 1305 00:59:48,081 --> 00:59:49,752 Yeah. 1306 00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:53,756 Hey. I took too much of this tonight. You want some? 1307 00:59:53,786 --> 00:59:56,793 - Yeah, thank you. Yeah. - Yeah. Hey! 1308 00:59:56,823 --> 00:59:57,597 Mm. Try that? 1309 00:59:57,627 --> 00:59:59,762 - No, thanks. - No? 1310 01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:02,799 Ugh! 1311 01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:05,768 You know, I've been thinking about you a lot. 1312 01:00:05,798 --> 01:00:07,203 - You have? - Yeah. 1313 01:00:07,233 --> 01:00:08,608 Why haven't you called? 1314 01:00:08,638 --> 01:00:11,074 Well, look in my eyes. Tell me what I'm thinking. 1315 01:00:11,104 --> 01:00:13,359 Um, I don't know. 1316 01:00:13,389 --> 01:00:15,645 No, no! 1317 01:00:16,879 --> 01:00:19,315 Talk to me. How do you feel? 1318 01:00:20,483 --> 01:00:23,086 - I like you. - You do? 1319 01:00:23,152 --> 01:00:24,621 Yeah. 1320 01:00:24,887 --> 01:00:26,556 I love you. 1321 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,128 I love you, yeah? 1322 01:00:29,158 --> 01:00:31,861 Don't you know that? Can't you tell? 1323 01:00:31,961 --> 01:00:34,297 Sometimes I can't talk unless I'm wasted. 1324 01:00:34,327 --> 01:00:35,768 Yeah, I get scared. 1325 01:00:35,798 --> 01:00:38,301 I'm gonna talk to you now, yeah? 1326 01:00:38,434 --> 01:00:39,969 I love you. 1327 01:00:40,737 --> 01:00:42,842 Oh, I love you. 1328 01:00:42,872 --> 01:00:45,975 Do you see it in my eyes? Yeah, can you feel it? 1329 01:00:46,005 --> 01:00:49,215 I love you. 1330 01:00:49,245 --> 01:00:54,150 - I love you. - I love you. Mm. Mm. 1331 01:00:56,219 --> 01:00:59,192 I love you! 1332 01:00:59,222 --> 01:01:01,224 - I love you! - I love... 1333 01:01:08,798 --> 01:01:10,800 Oh, whoa. 1334 01:01:10,933 --> 01:01:13,503 My heart's beating really fast. 1335 01:01:14,303 --> 01:01:16,739 - Have you got a Valium? - No. 1336 01:01:16,769 --> 01:01:18,875 Xanax? 1337 01:01:19,876 --> 01:01:21,678 - NyQuil? - No. 1338 01:01:22,812 --> 01:01:25,566 No, it's all right. I'll just talk to my heart, yeah? 1339 01:01:25,596 --> 01:01:28,321 I'll make it come down, yeah. 1340 01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:30,087 Do you want me to turn the music off? 1341 01:01:30,117 --> 01:01:32,038 No, no, no, it's fine. No, I can... 1342 01:01:32,068 --> 01:01:33,990 I can do it. Yeah, I can make it. 1343 01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:35,825 Make it calm down. 1344 01:01:36,893 --> 01:01:40,396 - Do you want to have sex? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, babe, babe. 1345 01:01:40,426 --> 01:01:42,365 Sorry. That hurts, yeah? 1346 01:01:42,765 --> 01:01:45,501 Oh. 1347 01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:48,139 I've never felt that way before... 1348 01:01:48,169 --> 01:01:50,606 the way you made me feel. 1349 01:01:50,636 --> 01:01:51,978 Sex is beautiful. 1350 01:01:52,008 --> 01:01:54,243 I didn't have to feel bad about it. 1351 01:01:54,273 --> 01:01:55,712 Okay. 1352 01:01:55,912 --> 01:01:57,915 I felt really good about myself. 1353 01:01:57,945 --> 01:01:59,919 No, that's great, babe, but... 1354 01:01:59,949 --> 01:02:02,819 I don't think I can have sex right now. 1355 01:02:02,849 --> 01:02:04,821 Oh, God, I hope I don't have to go 1356 01:02:04,851 --> 01:02:06,823 to the emergency room again. 1357 01:02:06,853 --> 01:02:08,524 Oh, my God! 1358 01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,411 And then I made him lick it! 1359 01:02:10,441 --> 01:02:12,098 And he did the whole alphabet 1360 01:02:12,128 --> 01:02:14,197 for 45 minutes. I looked at the clock. 1361 01:02:14,227 --> 01:02:15,998 - What? - Oh, my God! 1362 01:02:16,028 --> 01:02:16,869 I know! 1363 01:02:16,899 --> 01:02:19,135 And then I made him do my laundry. 1364 01:02:19,165 --> 01:02:20,740 Now I have the power. 1365 01:02:20,770 --> 01:02:23,673 Did you ask him if he's seeing the other girls? 1366 01:02:23,703 --> 01:02:27,146 Oh, God! No, I forgot! Ugh! 1367 01:02:27,176 --> 01:02:29,378 Well, maybe your power isn't very powerful, 1368 01:02:29,408 --> 01:02:30,183 because you got him off, 1369 01:02:30,213 --> 01:02:31,949 and you didn't get what you wanted. 1370 01:02:31,979 --> 01:02:33,686 My power's very powerful. 1371 01:02:33,716 --> 01:02:35,788 Why don't you ask for what you want? 1372 01:02:35,818 --> 01:02:39,155 I try to talk to him, but it's, like... 1373 01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:43,659 Ah! Nothing comes out. 1374 01:02:43,689 --> 01:02:44,797 What is wrong with me? 1375 01:02:44,827 --> 01:02:48,431 I mean, I can talk to you guys, but I cannot talk to him. 1376 01:02:48,461 --> 01:02:50,750 It's like when I'm around him, I just... 1377 01:02:50,780 --> 01:02:53,069 He makes me so nervous that I'm not myself. 1378 01:02:53,099 --> 01:02:54,607 I'm like a unicorn. 1379 01:02:54,637 --> 01:02:56,606 Everyone knows you can't see a unicorn 1380 01:02:56,636 --> 01:02:58,478 unless you believe in them. 1381 01:02:58,508 --> 01:03:01,410 It's like he can't see how... 1382 01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,546 magic I really am. 1383 01:03:03,576 --> 01:03:04,947 Oh! 1384 01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:08,484 Everyone can see it. It's super obvious. 1385 01:03:08,514 --> 01:03:10,286 Yeah. 1386 01:03:12,488 --> 01:03:15,591 What if I ask him for what I want... 1387 01:03:16,926 --> 01:03:18,761 and he leaves me? 1388 01:03:19,033 --> 01:03:20,233 You should try. 1389 01:03:20,263 --> 01:03:22,934 Sometimes I don't even know what I want. 1390 01:03:22,964 --> 01:03:25,635 I think you're being too hard on yourself. 1391 01:03:25,902 --> 01:03:28,404 Okay, what candle did you bring? 1392 01:03:29,739 --> 01:03:31,407 The white candle. 1393 01:03:32,608 --> 01:03:34,143 For healing. 1394 01:03:35,244 --> 01:03:36,616 We all say... 1395 01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:38,681 "I wish to remove anything negative 1396 01:03:38,711 --> 01:03:40,086 from my life. " 1397 01:03:40,116 --> 01:03:42,952 I wish to remove anything negative 1398 01:03:42,982 --> 01:03:44,554 from my life. 1399 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,656 And so mote it be. 1400 01:03:57,366 --> 01:03:59,602 Oh, and I wish for a unicorn. 1401 01:04:01,070 --> 01:04:03,209 Are you dating other women? 1402 01:04:03,239 --> 01:04:05,675 Why are you talking in that weird voice? 1403 01:04:05,705 --> 01:04:06,646 I'm trying to sound powerful. 1404 01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:08,778 I thought that's what turned you on last time. 1405 01:04:08,808 --> 01:04:10,116 Yeah, it turned me on 1406 01:04:10,146 --> 01:04:11,350 that you asked for what you wanted. 1407 01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:12,952 I just never knew what you were thinking before 1408 01:04:12,982 --> 01:04:14,951 because you just always agreed with everything I said. 1409 01:04:14,981 --> 01:04:17,186 Well, I don't agree with a lot of things you say! 1410 01:04:17,216 --> 01:04:19,322 Maybe listen to me for once! 1411 01:04:19,352 --> 01:04:19,892 Okay. 1412 01:04:19,922 --> 01:04:23,210 Stop dating other women! Are you dating other women? 1413 01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:26,529 Well, there are two other women that I sometimes see. 1414 01:04:28,297 --> 01:04:30,233 Pick me and only me. 1415 01:04:32,001 --> 01:04:33,736 I'll think about it. 1416 01:04:34,604 --> 01:04:36,772 And then she uncovers her true erotic nature 1417 01:04:36,802 --> 01:04:38,177 and defeats the killer inside herself, 1418 01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:41,477 which is really her own self-limiting beliefs. 1419 01:04:41,507 --> 01:04:43,479 Wow, that sounds like a real blockbuster. 1420 01:04:43,509 --> 01:04:44,450 Well, actually, I... I do think 1421 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:45,918 it has potential to be a real blockbuster, 1422 01:04:45,948 --> 01:04:49,151 because what we've done here is we've... we've satisfied 1423 01:04:49,181 --> 01:04:49,956 the demands of the genre 1424 01:04:49,986 --> 01:04:53,422 while also creating something truly original. 1425 01:04:53,694 --> 01:04:54,894 Oh, sorry, man. I almost fell asleep 1426 01:04:54,924 --> 01:04:57,126 with what you're saying, 'cause it's boring as shit. 1427 01:04:57,156 --> 01:04:58,397 Hey, do you want to have sex in the bathroom, 1428 01:04:58,427 --> 01:05:01,163 or do you want to reject me like my own mother did, huh? 1429 01:05:01,193 --> 01:05:02,335 Why did you break up with me? Huh? 1430 01:05:02,365 --> 01:05:04,600 Why did you break up with me? All I wanted to do was love you, 1431 01:05:04,630 --> 01:05:07,370 and mentor you, and help you achieve your true potential. 1432 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,105 I'm sorry. I don't know what to say. 1433 01:05:09,135 --> 01:05:10,142 I hate that you're not into me. 1434 01:05:10,172 --> 01:05:11,658 It makes me so much more attracted to you. 1435 01:05:11,688 --> 01:05:13,175 And I thought you were desperate and too old 1436 01:05:13,205 --> 01:05:14,777 to bear children without birth defects. 1437 01:05:14,807 --> 01:05:16,482 Oh, that's so out of line. 1438 01:05:16,512 --> 01:05:17,917 I'm so relieved that you find me attractive, 1439 01:05:17,947 --> 01:05:20,501 but when can Linda read the script that we wrote? 1440 01:05:20,531 --> 01:05:23,078 I don't want you speaking directly to Linda anymore, 1441 01:05:23,108 --> 01:05:25,655 okay? And here's another piece of advice for you, 1442 01:05:25,685 --> 01:05:27,493 uh, your boobs are too big, okay? 1443 01:05:27,523 --> 01:05:28,876 They're too big and they're flopping around, 1444 01:05:28,906 --> 01:05:30,229 and they make you look like a bimbo, all right? 1445 01:05:30,259 --> 01:05:33,329 You look like a dummy. That's why your directing career 1446 01:05:33,359 --> 01:05:34,467 hasn't gotten off the ground yet, 1447 01:05:34,497 --> 01:05:35,801 'cause you look like a big-boobied dummy. 1448 01:05:35,831 --> 01:05:38,401 Well, that's great advice. Should I cut my boobs off 1449 01:05:38,431 --> 01:05:39,538 - so I can seem smarter? - No, 1450 01:05:39,568 --> 01:05:42,038 you shouldn't cut your boobs off, okay? 1451 01:05:42,068 --> 01:05:42,942 But what you could do is, 1452 01:05:42,972 --> 01:05:45,659 you could mash them down a little bit. You could take... 1453 01:05:45,689 --> 01:05:48,377 You know what you could do? You could Saran Wrap them, okay? 1454 01:05:48,407 --> 01:05:50,879 I do it to my dick when I'm on vacation in France. 1455 01:05:50,909 --> 01:05:53,382 I got a big dick and it fucking goes right here 1456 01:05:53,412 --> 01:05:55,117 and I tape it here. 1457 01:05:57,787 --> 01:06:00,508 My bodacious ta-tas honor me and they honor you. 1458 01:06:00,538 --> 01:06:03,229 Should I be taking notes on some of this stuff 1459 01:06:03,259 --> 01:06:06,497 for the sexual-harassment lawsuit we're all going to? 1460 01:06:06,527 --> 01:06:09,765 Hey, don't make me load my emotional gun, okay, dude? 1461 01:06:09,795 --> 01:06:10,569 'Cause I'm one step away 1462 01:06:10,599 --> 01:06:13,302 from loading this emotional gun, dude. 1463 01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:15,104 Cool. 1464 01:06:16,706 --> 01:06:18,911 That dress looks so great on you. 1465 01:06:18,941 --> 01:06:20,313 Why are you going out with Darren again? 1466 01:06:20,343 --> 01:06:22,144 You should be going out with the licker. I mean, 1467 01:06:22,174 --> 01:06:24,213 there's no contest. You either get licked 1468 01:06:24,243 --> 01:06:25,151 or you don't. 1469 01:06:25,181 --> 01:06:27,516 I was married to Darren 1470 01:06:27,546 --> 01:06:28,621 for 14 years. 1471 01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:30,022 I have to give him another chance. 1472 01:06:30,052 --> 01:06:33,356 Yeah, you don't want him to miss out on another chance 1473 01:06:33,386 --> 01:06:34,961 of not going down on you again. 1474 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,259 Okay, I just texted Mark and I made a date tonight, 1475 01:06:37,289 --> 01:06:39,178 -10:00 p. m., Butchers & Barbers. - Oh, no! No! 1476 01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:41,097 Then I said, "Would you lick me all over after?" 1477 01:06:41,127 --> 01:06:42,465 - No! - No, I didn't say that. 1478 01:06:42,495 --> 01:06:43,833 - Give it to me. - We must enact 1479 01:06:43,863 --> 01:06:44,603 the good-guy pact. 1480 01:06:44,633 --> 01:06:46,736 Give it to me. 1481 01:06:58,481 --> 01:06:59,719 Oh, hi, babe. 1482 01:06:59,749 --> 01:07:02,118 - Hey! - Hey. Good to see you. 1483 01:07:02,148 --> 01:07:03,522 Yeah. 1484 01:07:03,552 --> 01:07:06,255 - Glad you're feeling better. - Thanks. 1485 01:07:07,323 --> 01:07:10,159 - Hey, I'm Honey. - And I'm Candy. 1486 01:07:10,189 --> 01:07:11,564 Oh. 1487 01:07:11,594 --> 01:07:12,598 All kinds of lozenges. 1488 01:07:12,628 --> 01:07:14,497 Cool. I thought it was just gonna be us tonight. 1489 01:07:14,527 --> 01:07:16,515 Yeah. Oh, of course. Of course. 1490 01:07:16,545 --> 01:07:18,534 Um, I can take it from here. 1491 01:07:19,439 --> 01:07:20,639 Don't fuck with her. 1492 01:07:20,669 --> 01:07:23,009 Okay. So it's time to go. 1493 01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:26,575 Um, I'll talk to you guys later. Let's go. 1494 01:07:26,675 --> 01:07:29,211 Don't forget your date tonight at ten. 1495 01:07:31,533 --> 01:07:32,733 You have a date? 1496 01:07:32,763 --> 01:07:34,659 - Uh- - Tonight? 1497 01:07:34,689 --> 01:07:36,585 Yes. She has a date. 1498 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:39,889 With who? 1499 01:07:39,955 --> 01:07:41,557 Not helping. 1500 01:07:41,657 --> 01:07:43,225 Okay, come on. 1501 01:07:44,660 --> 01:07:46,128 So... 1502 01:07:46,662 --> 01:07:48,632 I don't care, but who are you dating? 1503 01:07:48,662 --> 01:07:50,633 - Uh, I'm not. I'm just... - I don't care. 1504 01:07:50,663 --> 01:07:51,637 - I really don't care. - Okay, 1505 01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:54,103 well, I might see Mark later, because I... I just, 1506 01:07:54,133 --> 01:07:55,708 you know, ran into him the other day. 1507 01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:58,392 - You're dating my friend Mark? - No, I'm not dating him. 1508 01:07:58,422 --> 01:08:01,077 - I said I don't care. - We... we hung out a little bit. 1509 01:08:01,107 --> 01:08:03,112 - I don't care. - Okay. 1510 01:08:03,142 --> 01:08:04,713 I don't care. 1511 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:08,818 - Did you fuck Mark? - What? 1512 01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,257 No. I mean, come on. 1513 01:08:11,287 --> 01:08:13,290 - Yes, I did. Okay. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1514 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,324 Okay, I fucked Mark! It's none of your business! 1515 01:08:15,354 --> 01:08:16,495 You fucked my friend! How could... 1516 01:08:16,525 --> 01:08:18,494 You fucked my friend! Of course that's my business! 1517 01:08:18,524 --> 01:08:19,712 Forget it. Forget I mentioned it. 1518 01:08:19,742 --> 01:08:20,900 How could I forget that? We got... 1519 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:23,232 He's my friend. We go on vacations together. 1520 01:08:23,262 --> 01:08:24,236 We went biking in Tuscany! 1521 01:08:24,266 --> 01:08:27,103 That was a horrible trip. Just forget it, okay? 1522 01:08:27,133 --> 01:08:28,374 I can't forget that you fucked my friend. 1523 01:08:28,404 --> 01:08:31,407 I don't care about Mark. I love you. I love you, honey. 1524 01:08:31,437 --> 01:08:32,842 I love you. 1525 01:08:32,872 --> 01:08:34,310 Okay? 1526 01:08:35,911 --> 01:08:37,716 Where do you want to go? 1527 01:08:37,746 --> 01:08:39,882 I don't care. Where do you want to go? 1528 01:08:39,912 --> 01:08:40,820 We'll go to Butchers & Barbers. 1529 01:08:40,850 --> 01:08:42,918 - No, we are not! Stop it. - Get in. Get in. 1530 01:08:42,948 --> 01:08:44,136 - Don't be a child. - That's exactly 1531 01:08:44,166 --> 01:08:45,362 - where we're going. - Do not be a child. 1532 01:08:45,392 --> 01:08:46,743 - I'm not being a child - Yes, you are. 1533 01:08:46,773 --> 01:08:48,200 I'm being an extremely angry adult! 1534 01:08:48,230 --> 01:08:49,628 - All right. - That's a huge difference! 1535 01:08:49,658 --> 01:08:52,296 Get it out here, 'cause we're not going there! 1536 01:08:52,326 --> 01:08:54,964 - Are you gonna open my door? - Of course I am. 1537 01:08:54,994 --> 01:08:56,068 Thank you. 1538 01:08:56,098 --> 01:08:58,804 - Oh, Mark? - Darren. 1539 01:08:58,834 --> 01:09:01,804 - Mark! - Darren. Darren. 1540 01:09:02,304 --> 01:09:05,040 I always knew you wanted to fuck my wife. 1541 01:09:05,608 --> 01:09:08,544 Whoa, uh, we're there. Uh... 1542 01:09:09,778 --> 01:09:11,114 You're right. 1543 01:09:11,144 --> 01:09:12,451 Oh, God. Um... 1544 01:09:12,481 --> 01:09:14,485 Just... just deny it at least! 1545 01:09:14,515 --> 01:09:16,519 At least deny it for appearances! 1546 01:09:16,549 --> 01:09:18,457 For crying out loud! 1547 01:09:18,487 --> 01:09:20,956 Guess what. Is this expensive? 1548 01:09:20,986 --> 01:09:22,928 Mark! Oh, my God! 1549 01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:24,760 How do you like me now? Huh? 1550 01:09:24,790 --> 01:09:25,831 - Stop it! - Huh? 1551 01:09:25,861 --> 01:09:27,997 - Really? - Yeah! Yeah, really! 1552 01:09:28,168 --> 01:09:29,368 - Shin kicks? - Yeah. 1553 01:09:29,398 --> 01:09:31,634 - Stop it! - You know I took kung fu? 1554 01:09:31,664 --> 01:09:32,438 - Okay. - Huh? 1555 01:09:32,468 --> 01:09:34,370 He took, like, two karate... 1556 01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,038 Oh, my God. 1557 01:09:36,605 --> 01:09:38,575 Oh, my God, Darren! Stop it! 1558 01:09:38,605 --> 01:09:40,409 He drank a Red Bull in the car. 1559 01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:42,214 He's really sensitive to caffeine. 1560 01:09:42,244 --> 01:09:44,183 - Time out, time out! - You're gonna hurt yourself. 1561 01:09:44,213 --> 01:09:47,116 - I'm gonna pull up the car. - Oh, wow. Big man, huh? 1562 01:09:47,146 --> 01:09:49,552 - Settle down. - Big man with the restaurant 1563 01:09:49,582 --> 01:09:50,523 and the washboard face. 1564 01:09:50,553 --> 01:09:52,688 Sensei Doug would be horrified. 1565 01:09:52,718 --> 01:09:54,160 Guess what. 1566 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:55,027 Ask her who she wants. 1567 01:09:55,057 --> 01:09:56,926 - Oh, I'm not doing that. - No, ask her who she wants. 1568 01:09:56,956 --> 01:09:59,995 - Who do you want? - I am not gonna answer that. 1569 01:10:00,025 --> 01:10:02,498 You have to 1570 01:10:02,598 --> 01:10:04,200 choose. This... 1571 01:10:04,533 --> 01:10:06,068 or "Thor. " 1572 01:10:18,914 --> 01:10:20,816 - Hey. - Hey. 1573 01:10:20,950 --> 01:10:24,253 You came. I'm glad you called me back. 1574 01:10:25,487 --> 01:10:26,825 I missed you. 1575 01:10:26,855 --> 01:10:30,093 - You look really beautiful. - Thank you. 1576 01:10:30,123 --> 01:10:33,362 Have you thought more about monogamy? 1577 01:10:33,429 --> 01:10:37,266 Ah, you really love that word. Can we talk about that later? 1578 01:10:37,296 --> 01:10:39,918 I mean, this is a really important party. 1579 01:10:39,948 --> 01:10:42,571 I want to talk about it now. 1580 01:10:42,601 --> 01:10:44,173 That's... 1581 01:10:44,203 --> 01:10:45,377 Oh. 1582 01:10:45,407 --> 01:10:46,412 That's Steve Evans. 1583 01:10:46,442 --> 01:10:49,745 That's the guy that picks all the, uh, the TED speakers. 1584 01:10:49,775 --> 01:10:51,763 I got to talk to him. 1585 01:10:51,793 --> 01:10:53,782 - Now? - Yeah, come on. 1586 01:10:59,955 --> 01:11:04,193 Steve. Hey, how are you, man? 1587 01:11:04,223 --> 01:11:04,930 Daniel Peters, 1588 01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:07,563 - from the... from the emails. - From the emails. 1589 01:11:07,593 --> 01:11:08,434 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1590 01:11:08,464 --> 01:11:09,935 - Isn't that great? - Yeah. 1591 01:11:09,965 --> 01:11:13,402 We got to get together, man. You know, we've been, uh... 1592 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:16,505 Oh, this is Candy. 1593 01:11:16,535 --> 01:11:17,376 Hi. 1594 01:11:17,406 --> 01:11:19,608 - Hey. - Is this your girlfriend? 1595 01:11:19,638 --> 01:11:20,626 - No! - Yeah. 1596 01:11:20,656 --> 01:11:21,614 I'm a free agent. 1597 01:11:21,644 --> 01:11:23,812 I'm interested in making lots of sexual connections, 1598 01:11:23,842 --> 01:11:26,515 because I can't be tied down by monogamy. 1599 01:11:26,545 --> 01:11:28,751 Really? 1600 01:11:29,351 --> 01:11:30,953 Interesting. 1601 01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:32,258 What do you do, Candy? 1602 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:36,625 I study the significance of ritual, 1603 01:11:36,655 --> 01:11:38,163 and also I hate monogamy! 1604 01:11:38,193 --> 01:11:40,963 Give me some casual sex, please! 1605 01:11:40,993 --> 01:11:42,534 Me, too! 1606 01:11:42,564 --> 01:11:43,936 Yeah, yeah, that's great. 1607 01:11:43,966 --> 01:11:46,835 - Yeah, that's fun. - Oh, Daniel, you have... 1608 01:11:46,902 --> 01:11:48,207 fascinating friends. 1609 01:11:48,237 --> 01:11:50,205 Well, she's... It's more than a friend, 1610 01:11:50,235 --> 01:11:51,010 - so... - Am I? 1611 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,542 I would love to learn more, uh, about this. 1612 01:11:53,572 --> 01:11:55,560 Can I... Could I get your number? 1613 01:11:55,590 --> 01:11:57,220 - Sure, Steve. - Hang on a minute. 1614 01:11:57,250 --> 01:11:58,851 - Listen... - It's good. I got my phone. 1615 01:11:58,881 --> 01:12:00,884 - I can connect you. - I got my phone. It's good. 1616 01:12:00,914 --> 01:12:02,918 I can probably connect you guys on an email. 1617 01:12:02,948 --> 01:12:04,089 Just type it in yourself? 1618 01:12:04,119 --> 01:12:05,954 And is it Candy with an I or a Y? 1619 01:12:05,984 --> 01:12:07,826 - With a Y. - Oh, why not? 1620 01:12:07,856 --> 01:12:11,393 Oh. Why... why would it be with an I, you know? 1621 01:12:11,423 --> 01:12:12,598 You guys are all handsome guys. 1622 01:12:12,628 --> 01:12:14,063 You know what I'm talking about. It's the fast-paced 1623 01:12:14,093 --> 01:12:15,764 Hollywood lifestyle. You know how many girls 1624 01:12:15,794 --> 01:12:17,766 I've had sex with? 21. 1625 01:12:17,796 --> 01:12:18,737 And I'm only 35. 1626 01:12:18,767 --> 01:12:19,672 And I've eaten 12 pussies, 1627 01:12:19,702 --> 01:12:22,504 most of them on the girls I've fucked. Hey! 1628 01:12:22,534 --> 01:12:23,709 Hey. 1629 01:12:23,739 --> 01:12:24,943 I got your text. 1630 01:12:24,973 --> 01:12:27,177 One second, guys. I'll be right back. 1631 01:12:27,207 --> 01:12:29,411 Follow me. I got to piss out of my cock. 1632 01:12:29,441 --> 01:12:30,316 Did Linda read my script? 1633 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:33,148 Uh, yeah, she agreed with a few things about it, 1634 01:12:33,178 --> 01:12:35,317 so, uh, I got rid of her. 1635 01:12:35,517 --> 01:12:36,989 You got rid of her? 1636 01:12:37,019 --> 01:12:38,324 Yeah. And, uh, it turns out 1637 01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:40,474 I got some new financiers for the movie, 1638 01:12:40,504 --> 01:12:42,624 so it doesn't matter what Linda thinks. 1639 01:12:43,092 --> 01:12:44,678 Oh, plus... 1640 01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:46,295 you're fired. 1641 01:12:47,234 --> 01:12:48,434 Well, great, 'cause I quit. 1642 01:12:48,464 --> 01:12:50,235 And I'm gonna write my own movie about a woman 1643 01:12:50,265 --> 01:12:53,902 having a religious orgasm. And no one stabs her in the ass. 1644 01:12:53,932 --> 01:12:56,038 First of all, you can't quit after I fire you, so... 1645 01:12:56,068 --> 01:12:58,374 A person can be smart and have big boobs. 1646 01:12:58,404 --> 01:13:00,042 And people are gonna watch my movie 1647 01:13:00,072 --> 01:13:02,211 and people are gonna love it! 1648 01:13:02,878 --> 01:13:05,447 No one respects you, big boobs. 1649 01:13:05,514 --> 01:13:06,949 Uh... 1650 01:13:07,950 --> 01:13:10,386 You know, I used to want to be you. 1651 01:13:10,452 --> 01:13:13,155 But all the success in the world doesn't make you happy, 1652 01:13:13,185 --> 01:13:14,556 does it? 1653 01:13:16,258 --> 01:13:18,994 I have friends and you don't have any friends, 1654 01:13:19,024 --> 01:13:20,596 and I'm happy. 1655 01:13:21,997 --> 01:13:24,466 Yeah, I guess, you know what, maybe I'm not so happy 1656 01:13:24,496 --> 01:13:26,034 in my life. 1657 01:13:27,436 --> 01:13:29,204 Maybe if we had sex in this bathroom, 1658 01:13:29,234 --> 01:13:30,142 I might be happy about that, 1659 01:13:30,172 --> 01:13:32,441 so why don't you get on your knees, baby? 1660 01:13:33,342 --> 01:13:34,877 Fuck you. 1661 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,355 Oh. Oh. 1662 01:13:46,688 --> 01:13:48,123 Oh, wow. 1663 01:13:49,892 --> 01:13:51,693 I'm sorry you didn't come. 1664 01:13:53,462 --> 01:13:55,464 You know what I love about you? 1665 01:13:55,931 --> 01:13:58,133 You're so comforting, you know? 1666 01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,102 Here's the thing... 1667 01:14:00,669 --> 01:14:02,074 Sex dies... 1668 01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:04,006 in every relationship. 1669 01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:06,842 So maybe we should be together. 1670 01:14:06,872 --> 01:14:08,247 - What? - I'm... I'm just... 1671 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,813 I'm losing my passion for Chandra, you know? 1672 01:14:10,843 --> 01:14:12,197 - Oh. - You know, I just don't want 1673 01:14:12,227 --> 01:14:13,552 - anyone to get hurt. - Oh my God, 1674 01:14:13,582 --> 01:14:16,119 Chandra broke up with you. That's why you're here. 1675 01:14:16,149 --> 01:14:18,687 No, she's following One Direction for a while. 1676 01:14:18,717 --> 01:14:19,925 Oh, perfect! 1677 01:14:19,955 --> 01:14:22,491 - That's so perfect! - I know. 1678 01:14:22,521 --> 01:14:24,296 I'm a cliché. But... 1679 01:14:24,326 --> 01:14:27,396 the handsome guy runs off with a younger, hot, 1680 01:14:27,426 --> 01:14:30,599 sexy, fit, tight little girl, 1681 01:14:30,629 --> 01:14:31,603 and then he gets bored, 1682 01:14:31,633 --> 01:14:33,802 and he wants to come running home to mommy. 1683 01:14:33,832 --> 01:14:36,839 EVA 1684 01:14:38,044 --> 01:14:39,244 Mommy? 1685 01:14:39,274 --> 01:14:40,679 Uh, I'm not your mommy, okay? 1686 01:14:40,709 --> 01:14:43,412 Okay, you don't understand. Here's the thing. 1687 01:14:43,442 --> 01:14:45,180 I'm saving... 1688 01:14:45,247 --> 01:14:46,949 my sexual energy... 1689 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:48,520 for my art. 1690 01:14:48,550 --> 01:14:49,888 Here's the thing. Here's the thing. 1691 01:14:49,918 --> 01:14:52,372 I think maybe sex doesn't die for everyone. 1692 01:14:52,402 --> 01:14:54,498 It just has died for you and your weird dick. 1693 01:14:54,528 --> 01:14:56,729 - And Mark couldn't wait... - Stop it. Stop it. 1694 01:14:56,759 --> 01:14:58,961 ...to go down on me. He fucking loved going down, 1695 01:14:58,991 --> 01:15:00,132 - and I loved it! - Oh, stop. Ew. Ew. Ew. 1696 01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:02,631 - Oh, no, see, that says it all. - First of all, ew. 1697 01:15:02,661 --> 01:15:04,436 - "Ew. " - Ew. Ew. 1698 01:15:04,466 --> 01:15:05,604 You asked him to go down on you. 1699 01:15:05,634 --> 01:15:09,071 No, I didn't ask him! He asked me! He begged me! 1700 01:15:09,101 --> 01:15:09,942 - Oh, my God. - Mm-hmm. 1701 01:15:09,972 --> 01:15:11,408 - What an asshole. - That's what he said. 1702 01:15:11,438 --> 01:15:13,426 - Stop. That's not... Stop it. - He did. 1703 01:15:13,456 --> 01:15:15,444 He said I had a beautiful butthole. Ha-ha! 1704 01:15:16,211 --> 01:15:20,082 - You want a line? - No, thanks. I'm fine. 1705 01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:24,653 Oh! 1706 01:15:28,657 --> 01:15:30,659 Are you a drug addict? 1707 01:15:31,493 --> 01:15:33,228 Why would you ask that? 1708 01:15:33,495 --> 01:15:35,030 No reason. 1709 01:15:36,565 --> 01:15:39,736 No. Look, that's just a piece of art, yeah? 1710 01:15:39,766 --> 01:15:42,938 It's a piece of art about a feeling, you know? 1711 01:15:42,968 --> 01:15:46,008 Just a feeling some people make me feel. 1712 01:15:46,394 --> 01:15:47,594 So there's a lot of other people 1713 01:15:47,624 --> 01:15:48,747 who think you're a drug addict? 1714 01:15:48,777 --> 01:15:52,214 No. No, I just like to party and have a good time is all, 1715 01:15:52,244 --> 01:15:52,784 yeah? 1716 01:15:52,814 --> 01:15:55,635 Who else thinks you're a drug addict? 1717 01:15:55,665 --> 01:15:58,487 Look, just my stupid family. 1718 01:15:58,517 --> 01:15:59,157 Your family? 1719 01:15:59,187 --> 01:16:00,859 Yeah, look, just 'cause they give me money, 1720 01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:04,626 it makes them think they got the right to judge me, yeah? 1721 01:16:04,927 --> 01:16:07,099 But come on. Let's get some food. 1722 01:16:07,129 --> 01:16:10,198 Why does your family think you're a drug addict? 1723 01:16:11,967 --> 01:16:13,472 I'm Freedom, yeah? 1724 01:16:13,502 --> 01:16:16,271 I'm free from family shackles. 1725 01:16:17,439 --> 01:16:19,025 Stop doing drugs. 1726 01:16:19,055 --> 01:16:20,642 I'll help you. 1727 01:16:24,379 --> 01:16:25,981 I love you. 1728 01:16:28,183 --> 01:16:31,053 Yeah, I... I love you so much. 1729 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,292 And I've been thinking, yeah? I... 1730 01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:35,694 I've got to get out of this city for a while... 1731 01:16:35,724 --> 01:16:39,361 'cause sometimes a man, he needs to go on walkabout. 1732 01:16:39,391 --> 01:16:41,466 I've got these big mountains to climb, yeah? 1733 01:16:41,496 --> 01:16:45,033 A man, he needs to be able to climb his mountains, yeah? 1734 01:16:45,063 --> 01:16:46,071 Do you understand? 1735 01:16:46,101 --> 01:16:48,140 Not really. Are you talking about real mountains, or... 1736 01:16:48,170 --> 01:16:51,473 I'm talking about the mountains that only a real man can climb, 1737 01:16:51,503 --> 01:16:53,909 yeah? 'Cause that's... that's me. 1738 01:16:54,042 --> 01:16:55,577 I'm a man. 1739 01:16:57,012 --> 01:16:58,513 Can I come with you? 1740 01:16:58,543 --> 01:16:59,284 No. 1741 01:16:59,314 --> 01:17:02,484 No, I've got wars to fight. Do you see? 1742 01:17:03,485 --> 01:17:05,654 Hey, maybe we'll reunite, yeah? 1743 01:17:05,721 --> 01:17:07,289 In, like, five years. 1744 01:17:07,319 --> 01:17:08,690 Five years? 1745 01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:10,192 Yeah. 1746 01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:12,628 Come on, look in my eyes. 1747 01:17:13,595 --> 01:17:15,364 What am I thinking? 1748 01:17:16,136 --> 01:17:17,336 I don't know. 1749 01:17:17,366 --> 01:17:20,268 Can two people ever really be together? 1750 01:17:20,602 --> 01:17:23,472 And once they're together, can they ever really be apart? 1751 01:17:23,502 --> 01:17:25,173 These feelings... 1752 01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:27,976 they'll always exist inside us. 1753 01:17:29,945 --> 01:17:32,714 Maybe I'll come back for you one day. 1754 01:17:33,248 --> 01:17:34,950 But maybe not. 1755 01:17:35,584 --> 01:17:37,022 And remember... 1756 01:17:37,052 --> 01:17:39,621 I left you better than I found you. 1757 01:17:44,860 --> 01:17:47,065 "I left you better than I found you"? 1758 01:17:47,095 --> 01:17:49,431 And then he went off to climb mountains. 1759 01:17:49,461 --> 01:17:51,169 Probably mountains of cocaine. 1760 01:17:51,199 --> 01:17:53,969 How can I have the amazing sex again? 1761 01:17:53,999 --> 01:17:55,540 I think he was the one. 1762 01:17:55,570 --> 01:17:58,475 No, he's not the one. You're the one. 1763 01:17:58,505 --> 01:18:01,410 You're the only one that matters. 1764 01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:03,278 These candles are dangerous. 1765 01:18:03,308 --> 01:18:04,082 And they don't work! 1766 01:18:04,112 --> 01:18:06,682 Let's do a spell for the power to make our dreams come true. 1767 01:18:06,712 --> 01:18:09,551 We don't have power. We have low self-esteem. 1768 01:18:09,581 --> 01:18:10,822 Okay, don't say that. 1769 01:18:10,852 --> 01:18:13,291 - Ah! The candles! - Stop it. 1770 01:18:13,321 --> 01:18:16,324 Only a stupid idiot would believe in a magic candle. 1771 01:18:16,354 --> 01:18:17,095 I believe in them. 1772 01:18:17,125 --> 01:18:18,493 That's 'cause you live in a fantasy world. 1773 01:18:18,523 --> 01:18:19,631 - What is going on? - Look, 1774 01:18:19,661 --> 01:18:21,099 I paid a lot of money for your candles 1775 01:18:21,129 --> 01:18:23,565 and I'm gonna sue you for false advertising! 1776 01:18:23,595 --> 01:18:25,200 I bought them from a candle emporium. 1777 01:18:25,230 --> 01:18:26,835 - They're not magic. - I hate the candles! 1778 01:18:26,865 --> 01:18:27,973 - No! - Whoa, calm down! 1779 01:18:28,003 --> 01:18:29,538 You guys all have your periods, right? That's... 1780 01:18:29,568 --> 01:18:31,523 The candles suck! All right, you know, 1781 01:18:31,553 --> 01:18:33,508 this is your friend. You are fired. 1782 01:18:33,538 --> 01:18:35,377 Oh! I quit! 1783 01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:36,915 She's not my friend! 1784 01:18:36,945 --> 01:18:38,715 'Cause I'm not friends with people 1785 01:18:38,745 --> 01:18:40,515 that think I'm stupid. 1786 01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:43,919 And we're not on our periods! 1787 01:18:45,921 --> 01:18:49,224 I mean, to be fair, I am on my period. 1788 01:18:49,254 --> 01:18:51,727 It's towards the end of my cycle. 1789 01:18:52,461 --> 01:18:54,796 It's only a matter of time for the rest of them, right? 1790 01:18:54,826 --> 01:18:56,798 - Would you just stop? - Okay. 1791 01:19:28,396 --> 01:19:30,932 You okay? 1792 01:19:31,032 --> 01:19:33,668 - Not really. - You know what? 1793 01:19:34,236 --> 01:19:35,971 Screw this place. 1794 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,475 Hey. 1795 01:19:40,909 --> 01:19:44,746 Working with you has been the best part of my job. 1796 01:19:46,748 --> 01:19:49,169 You know, I wanted to be the voice 1797 01:19:49,199 --> 01:19:51,620 of modern feminism, but I'm a loser. 1798 01:19:51,650 --> 01:19:52,224 And I... 1799 01:19:52,254 --> 01:19:53,855 don't think my friends will ever talk to me again, 1800 01:19:53,885 --> 01:19:55,573 'cause I took a big crap on them 1801 01:19:55,603 --> 01:19:57,292 and then I crapped in front of them. 1802 01:19:58,064 --> 01:19:59,264 I took an emotional shit. 1803 01:19:59,294 --> 01:20:03,031 Everything's gonna be okay. I believe in you, yo. 1804 01:20:03,061 --> 01:20:05,667 And you do have a feminist voice. 1805 01:20:05,697 --> 01:20:07,139 You're the full package. 1806 01:20:07,169 --> 01:20:09,556 I think you're a package and a half. 1807 01:20:09,586 --> 01:20:11,943 - I'm a package and a half? - Yeah. 1808 01:20:11,973 --> 01:20:14,780 I'd even go so far as saying you're two packages. 1809 01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:17,312 That's the nicest thing that anyone's ever said to me. 1810 01:20:17,342 --> 01:20:19,848 That's the nicest thing I've ever said. 1811 01:20:21,516 --> 01:20:22,951 Huh. 1812 01:20:36,331 --> 01:20:38,718 Hello. I'm looking for the special unicorn lady 1813 01:20:38,748 --> 01:20:41,136 who lives in this apartment and is very magical. 1814 01:20:41,166 --> 01:20:43,275 Oh. Leave me alone. 1815 01:20:43,305 --> 01:20:45,707 I'm living in my fantasy world. 1816 01:20:46,241 --> 01:20:48,043 I'm sorry I was a jerk. 1817 01:20:48,176 --> 01:20:49,945 I really miss you. 1818 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:53,982 Wow. 1819 01:20:54,249 --> 01:20:56,319 I can't believe you did this. Thanks. 1820 01:20:56,349 --> 01:20:58,390 Don't thank me. It's the candles. 1821 01:20:58,420 --> 01:21:00,225 - They really work. - Stop making fun of me. 1822 01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:04,726 I'm not. My life was depressing without your magic spells. 1823 01:21:04,793 --> 01:21:05,997 Thank you. It's true. 1824 01:21:06,027 --> 01:21:07,596 Listen, I have a great idea. 1825 01:21:13,535 --> 01:21:16,905 All right, the factory in Jakarta's running behind. 1826 01:21:18,373 --> 01:21:19,709 Can we sell the magical candles 1827 01:21:19,739 --> 01:21:21,076 in your store and use the profits 1828 01:21:21,106 --> 01:21:21,880 to pay Candy's rent? 1829 01:21:21,910 --> 01:21:25,780 I don't know. Maybe I have too much low self-esteem. 1830 01:21:26,014 --> 01:21:27,782 I'm sorry that I projectile-vomited 1831 01:21:27,812 --> 01:21:28,720 my low self-esteem onto you, 1832 01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:31,519 and I promise to swallow it back down next time. 1833 01:21:31,549 --> 01:21:32,624 Ew. 1834 01:21:32,654 --> 01:21:34,392 That is the grossest analogy. 1835 01:21:34,422 --> 01:21:39,427 - Yes, you can sell candles here. - Thank you. 1836 01:21:39,961 --> 01:21:42,197 You guys look really cute. 1837 01:21:42,227 --> 01:21:43,602 - We're witches. - Oh! 1838 01:21:43,632 --> 01:21:45,734 I thought you were, like, mean cowgirls. 1839 01:21:45,764 --> 01:21:47,569 Witches. It's better. It's better. 1840 01:21:47,599 --> 01:21:49,404 Come see. We'll set up over here. 1841 01:21:50,839 --> 01:21:52,092 A lot of people are gonna tell you 1842 01:21:52,122 --> 01:21:53,345 you can't do things in your life, 1843 01:21:53,375 --> 01:21:55,277 and I'm here to tell you that you can. 1844 01:21:55,307 --> 01:21:56,781 Believe in yourself. 1845 01:21:56,811 --> 01:22:00,248 And remember how amazing you really are. 1846 01:22:03,518 --> 01:22:05,557 Oh! We sold so many. 1847 01:22:05,587 --> 01:22:07,525 Wow, witches are, like, the new vampires. 1848 01:22:07,555 --> 01:22:10,926 It's shocking how many people are buying these things. 1849 01:22:10,956 --> 01:22:13,828 The two children's dresses we made came in. 1850 01:22:13,858 --> 01:22:15,997 What do you want to do with them? 1851 01:22:16,027 --> 01:22:17,335 Oh. 1852 01:22:17,365 --> 01:22:18,770 What's happening with Mark? 1853 01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:21,821 We broke up. I forgot the good-guy pact 1854 01:22:21,851 --> 01:22:24,873 and I chose Darren. And I really regret it. 1855 01:22:24,903 --> 01:22:26,174 You gotta give those little girls 1856 01:22:26,204 --> 01:22:28,209 - their dresses. - I'm pretty sure 1857 01:22:28,239 --> 01:22:30,245 he never wants to see me again. 1858 01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:34,082 Fine. What do you think? Maybe not, right? 1859 01:22:34,112 --> 01:22:35,987 Oh, my God! 1860 01:22:36,017 --> 01:22:37,971 That look. Jeez. 1861 01:22:38,001 --> 01:22:39,955 All right. Okay. 1862 01:22:46,328 --> 01:22:48,964 He didn't come, so there you go. 1863 01:22:49,068 --> 01:22:50,268 Not home, right? 1864 01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:52,300 Oh, God. 1865 01:22:53,001 --> 01:22:55,603 Uh, hi. How are you? Um... 1866 01:22:56,538 --> 01:23:00,342 I know you probably don't want to see me. Um... 1867 01:23:00,372 --> 01:23:03,144 I made dresses for your daughters. 1868 01:23:04,546 --> 01:23:06,114 Nice. Thank you. 1869 01:23:07,415 --> 01:23:08,653 I'm sorry. 1870 01:23:08,683 --> 01:23:11,553 I'm so sorry I sabotaged our relationship. 1871 01:23:11,583 --> 01:23:14,326 And I'm sorry I treated you so badly 1872 01:23:14,356 --> 01:23:18,026 when you're just, like, the greatest guy. 1873 01:23:18,426 --> 01:23:20,632 Thanks for saying that, but, uh... 1874 01:23:20,662 --> 01:23:23,732 I don't think we should see each other anymore. 1875 01:23:26,239 --> 01:23:27,439 Um... 1876 01:23:27,469 --> 01:23:30,138 for what it's worth, I broke up with Darren... 1877 01:23:30,205 --> 01:23:31,706 for good. 1878 01:23:32,407 --> 01:23:33,611 Just... 1879 01:23:33,641 --> 01:23:36,077 I don't think I liked myself enough 1880 01:23:36,107 --> 01:23:38,179 to choose a good guy. 1881 01:23:38,947 --> 01:23:41,049 I didn't think I deserved it. 1882 01:23:41,079 --> 01:23:41,920 Eva! 1883 01:23:41,950 --> 01:23:44,019 - Hey, sweetie! - Hey, Eva. 1884 01:23:44,049 --> 01:23:44,923 I made you dresses. 1885 01:23:44,953 --> 01:23:48,490 Yay! Come in! Evie, Evie, Evie! 1886 01:23:53,261 --> 01:23:54,896 Yes! 1887 01:23:55,830 --> 01:23:59,968 I like the dress. I'm having an orgasm. 1888 01:24:06,674 --> 01:24:09,611 ♪ I feel it ♪ 1889 01:24:10,745 --> 01:24:14,249 ♪ I feel it ♪ 1890 01:24:14,516 --> 01:24:18,204 ♪ I feel it ♪ 1891 01:24:18,234 --> 01:24:21,923 ♪ I feel love ♪ 1892 01:24:22,991 --> 01:24:25,528 Who knew getting a divorce could be so great? 1893 01:24:25,558 --> 01:24:28,066 - Yeah. - What's going on with Daniel? 1894 01:24:28,096 --> 01:24:31,184 Nothing! That's why we need a super-powerful spell. 1895 01:24:31,214 --> 01:24:34,302 I think we should call on all the elements to help us. 1896 01:24:34,332 --> 01:24:35,640 - Honey, are you in? - I'm so in. 1897 01:24:35,670 --> 01:24:37,372 In fact, I'm gonna call on the elements. 1898 01:24:37,402 --> 01:24:38,790 What are the elements? 1899 01:24:38,820 --> 01:24:40,178 Uh, Earth. 1900 01:24:40,208 --> 01:24:42,061 Okay, Earth. Earth. Okay. 1901 01:24:42,091 --> 01:24:43,915 I am going to... I don't know, 1902 01:24:43,945 --> 01:24:47,582 I'm going to call on the Earth and... Is that really dorky? 1903 01:24:47,612 --> 01:24:48,787 - No, no, no! - No, it's amazing! 1904 01:24:48,817 --> 01:24:51,553 - I'm gonna walk on it. Why not? - Okay. 1905 01:24:51,583 --> 01:24:53,391 What's up, earth? 1906 01:24:53,421 --> 01:24:55,491 Okay, what's another element? 1907 01:24:55,521 --> 01:24:57,592 - Uh, wind. - Okay, what about... 1908 01:24:59,694 --> 01:25:02,363 - Would incense count? - Yeah! 1909 01:25:02,464 --> 01:25:04,999 - Sure. - All right. Um... 1910 01:25:05,029 --> 01:25:06,468 we call on the wind. 1911 01:25:09,971 --> 01:25:12,492 - Am I imagining that? - No. 1912 01:25:12,522 --> 01:25:15,013 - Wow, so cool! - So cool! 1913 01:25:15,043 --> 01:25:19,214 Okay, what about water? Here. Drink your drinks. 1914 01:25:22,984 --> 01:25:24,752 I call on water! 1915 01:25:29,924 --> 01:25:31,960 Guys, we made it rain. 1916 01:25:32,494 --> 01:25:34,496 Candles are fire. 1917 01:25:34,929 --> 01:25:36,768 Purple for power. 1918 01:25:36,798 --> 01:25:38,800 The power to get what we want. 1919 01:25:40,068 --> 01:25:41,703 Say your wishes. 1920 01:25:41,769 --> 01:25:43,508 I wish to like myself. 1921 01:25:43,538 --> 01:25:46,174 - So mote it be. - So mote it be. 1922 01:25:46,808 --> 01:25:51,012 I wish to know that I deserve the good things in life. 1923 01:25:51,042 --> 01:25:53,114 So mote it be. 1924 01:25:55,850 --> 01:25:57,355 I wish for love... 1925 01:25:57,385 --> 01:25:58,857 and money. 1926 01:25:58,887 --> 01:26:01,055 - So mote it be. - So mote it be. 1927 01:26:01,289 --> 01:26:05,360 We ask the elements to help us with our hearts' desires. 1928 01:26:06,060 --> 01:26:07,529 This... 1929 01:26:07,829 --> 01:26:09,564 or something better. 1930 01:26:09,631 --> 01:26:13,935 ♪ All I could ever need Is you ♪ 1931 01:26:15,703 --> 01:26:19,641 If you believe in magic, then there's magic! 1932 01:26:27,215 --> 01:26:29,435 It's raining so hard! 1933 01:26:29,465 --> 01:26:31,686 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1934 01:26:31,953 --> 01:26:33,958 "To truly experience ecstatic sex, 1935 01:26:33,988 --> 01:26:35,994 you must first fall in love with yourself. 1936 01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:40,028 Look at yourself in a mirror and say, 'I love you. ' " 1937 01:26:45,967 --> 01:26:47,502 I love you. 1938 01:26:49,971 --> 01:26:51,573 I love you. 1939 01:26:53,241 --> 01:26:54,642 Well... 1940 01:26:55,977 --> 01:26:58,314 "Now look at your yoni in a mirror 1941 01:26:58,344 --> 01:27:00,682 and admire its tremendous beauty. " 1942 01:27:06,754 --> 01:27:08,389 I love you. 1943 01:27:08,790 --> 01:27:12,760 "Discover what kind of pressure you like. Play music. " 1944 01:27:20,535 --> 01:27:22,870 ♪ I pull up to the club ♪ 1945 01:27:22,900 --> 01:27:24,742 ♪ I got my swag on ♪ 1946 01:27:24,772 --> 01:27:26,759 ♪ The music's playing loud ♪ 1947 01:27:26,789 --> 01:27:28,776 ♪ Can't play their money y'all ♪ 1948 01:27:28,806 --> 01:27:30,911 ♪ I see 'em lookin' at me ♪ 1949 01:27:30,941 --> 01:27:33,297 ♪ She got a pretty smile ♪ 1950 01:27:33,327 --> 01:27:35,683 ♪ So I'm-a get a drink ♪ 1951 01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:44,058 Mm. Okay. 1952 01:27:48,062 --> 01:27:49,897 ♪ Come on ♪ 1953 01:27:52,967 --> 01:27:55,703 Hell! Hell! Hell! 1954 01:27:55,733 --> 01:27:57,338 And hell! 1955 01:27:57,368 --> 01:27:58,943 Shut up. 1956 01:27:58,973 --> 01:28:00,760 ♪ Girl I want ya ♪ 1957 01:28:00,790 --> 01:28:02,577 ♪ There's no way... ♪ 1958 01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:09,083 - Can you take your shirt off? - Don't. Please. Please don't. 1959 01:28:09,113 --> 01:28:10,985 Can I just leave it on? 1960 01:28:11,052 --> 01:28:12,854 Can I... Okay. 1961 01:28:14,656 --> 01:28:16,157 Um... 1962 01:28:18,497 --> 01:28:19,697 I just... 1963 01:28:19,727 --> 01:28:22,797 I don't want you to be disappointed. 1964 01:28:24,399 --> 01:28:27,368 Why don't you let me be the judge of that? 1965 01:28:51,859 --> 01:28:55,830 You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 1966 01:29:06,541 --> 01:29:09,010 See ya, Jane. 1967 01:29:10,082 --> 01:29:11,282 - Hi. - Hi. 1968 01:29:11,312 --> 01:29:13,047 Can I talk to you for a second? 1969 01:29:13,077 --> 01:29:13,851 - Okay. - Um, 1970 01:29:13,881 --> 01:29:15,601 I'm the old assistant who likes sluts. 1971 01:29:15,631 --> 01:29:17,322 I know who you are. I liked your script. 1972 01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:20,988 Thank you. So I'm not working for Peter anymore. 1973 01:29:21,018 --> 01:29:21,826 Good. He's a dick. 1974 01:29:21,856 --> 01:29:24,892 Yeah. And I wrote a new script and I wanted to pitch it to you 1975 01:29:24,922 --> 01:29:26,694 and I was hoping you would read it. 1976 01:29:26,724 --> 01:29:27,699 How did you find me? 1977 01:29:27,729 --> 01:29:30,566 Well, I, uh... I stole Peter's contacts. 1978 01:29:30,596 --> 01:29:33,434 - Oh, very sneaky. I like that. - I'm sneaky. 1979 01:29:33,464 --> 01:29:35,169 - Mm-hmm. - I want to be a filmmaker. 1980 01:29:35,199 --> 01:29:37,304 Really? Have you directed before? 1981 01:29:37,334 --> 01:29:39,410 - No, just a short. - Hmm. Well, okay. 1982 01:29:39,440 --> 01:29:42,477 You can walk me to my car. I'll give you five minutes. 1983 01:29:42,507 --> 01:29:43,945 Okay! 1984 01:29:48,716 --> 01:29:50,551 Are you dating Steve? 1985 01:29:51,252 --> 01:29:53,221 What? No. 1986 01:29:57,125 --> 01:29:59,145 - Let's be monogamous. - Oh! 1987 01:29:59,175 --> 01:30:01,195 Let's be monogamous right now! 1988 01:30:01,225 --> 01:30:02,964 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1989 01:30:03,865 --> 01:30:05,900 - Oh! - Ow. 1990 01:30:06,872 --> 01:30:08,072 Mm-hmm! 1991 01:30:08,102 --> 01:30:10,089 I am going to get the biggest Cosmo they got. 1992 01:30:10,119 --> 01:30:12,106 - Make it a double. - Oh, I just love your boots. 1993 01:30:12,136 --> 01:30:14,809 - They're gorgeous. - Right? I know. Right? 1994 01:30:15,076 --> 01:30:17,181 - Excuse me. - Yes? 1995 01:30:17,211 --> 01:30:20,548 Are you the priest from St. Francis of Assisi? 1996 01:30:20,615 --> 01:30:22,520 Yes, I used to be. 1997 01:30:22,550 --> 01:30:25,653 I used to go to your church when I was a kid. 1998 01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:27,525 Oh! 1999 01:30:27,555 --> 01:30:29,457 - Well. - Yeah. 2000 01:30:29,487 --> 01:30:30,925 Hmm. 2001 01:30:31,659 --> 01:30:33,728 Didn't you used to preach that no one should have sex 2002 01:30:33,758 --> 01:30:35,863 unless it was for the purpose of procreation? 2003 01:30:35,893 --> 01:30:37,602 Oh, I used to say a lot of stuff. 2004 01:30:37,632 --> 01:30:40,086 - Mm-hmm. - Now I just do what feels good. 2005 01:30:40,116 --> 01:30:42,462 - And what feels good is Frank. - Mm-hmm! 2006 01:30:42,492 --> 01:30:44,839 Excuse me. But... but what about people 2007 01:30:44,869 --> 01:30:45,810 who listened to what you said 2008 01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:48,075 and then they spent their lives feeling tormented? 2009 01:30:48,105 --> 01:30:49,777 And what about hell? 2010 01:30:50,745 --> 01:30:52,246 Sorry? 2011 01:30:56,617 --> 01:30:57,989 Don't torment yourself. 2012 01:30:58,019 --> 01:31:00,988 I think God wants us to be happy. 2013 01:31:04,325 --> 01:31:07,662 - So uncomfortable. - Right? I know. 2014 01:31:09,597 --> 01:31:12,567 I know you're gonna talk at TED one day. 2015 01:31:12,597 --> 01:31:14,435 You are so great. 2016 01:31:14,465 --> 01:31:15,740 I love you. 2017 01:31:15,770 --> 01:31:18,606 I love you. Thank you. 2018 01:31:20,908 --> 01:31:23,511 You know, Honey got me that unicorn. 2019 01:31:23,541 --> 01:31:25,279 It's so cute! 2020 01:31:25,580 --> 01:31:27,448 Unicorns are lame. 2021 01:31:30,618 --> 01:31:32,520 You don't like unicorns? 2022 01:31:33,488 --> 01:31:35,475 - Eh. - What? 2023 01:31:35,505 --> 01:31:37,462 I... I just... 2024 01:31:37,492 --> 01:31:39,694 I'm not crazy about 'em. 2025 01:31:39,760 --> 01:31:42,697 How can you not like unicorns? 2026 01:31:43,130 --> 01:31:45,132 I... I think they're creepy. 2027 01:31:45,162 --> 01:31:46,337 - Creepy? - Yes, 2028 01:31:46,367 --> 01:31:48,771 especially when they're looking over the bed. 2029 01:31:48,801 --> 01:31:51,175 Look, a human interacting with a computer 2030 01:31:51,205 --> 01:31:53,908 is interesting, you know? But when a human interacts 2031 01:31:53,938 --> 01:31:55,710 with a unicorn... 2032 01:31:56,544 --> 01:32:00,114 - not as much, okay? - Unicorns are interesting. 2033 01:32:00,144 --> 01:32:02,216 I just... I think you're a beautiful, 2034 01:32:02,246 --> 01:32:03,120 lovely, attractive woman. 2035 01:32:03,150 --> 01:32:06,053 I think you should just limit how much you talk about unicorns 2036 01:32:06,083 --> 01:32:07,191 in front of people, okay? 2037 01:32:07,221 --> 01:32:08,789 I just don't want you to be uncomfortable 2038 01:32:08,819 --> 01:32:10,027 when you meet the TED people. 2039 01:32:10,057 --> 01:32:12,994 So maybe not, you know, don't talk about them too much 2040 01:32:13,024 --> 01:32:14,729 in front of everyone. 2041 01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:20,768 Huh. 2042 01:32:21,702 --> 01:32:24,572 I want to be monogamous, but not with you. 2043 01:32:25,706 --> 01:32:28,609 - What? - I want to date other people. 2044 01:32:29,477 --> 01:32:31,045 Are... are you kidding? 2045 01:32:31,812 --> 01:32:33,447 I'm a unicorn. 2046 01:32:33,915 --> 01:32:35,449 What? I... 2047 01:32:35,479 --> 01:32:36,621 What are you saying? 2048 01:32:36,651 --> 01:32:40,454 You don't like unicorns, and that's a deal breaker. 2049 01:32:42,390 --> 01:32:44,158 Let's be friends. 2050 01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:02,209 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2051 01:33:05,546 --> 01:33:08,215 ♪ That feels ♪ 2052 01:33:09,350 --> 01:33:11,552 ♪ Inside ♪ 2053 01:33:13,688 --> 01:33:17,124 ♪ All I ever want ♪ 2054 01:33:17,425 --> 01:33:20,928 ♪ All I could ever need ♪ 2055 01:33:20,958 --> 01:33:25,866 ♪ You and I ♪ 2056 01:33:28,302 --> 01:33:33,074 ♪ You and I ♪ 2057 01:33:33,641 --> 01:33:35,313 You are loved. 2058 01:33:35,343 --> 01:33:39,280 This feeling is always inside of you. 2059 01:33:39,310 --> 01:33:42,600 ♪ And all I could ever see ♪ 2060 01:33:42,630 --> 01:33:45,890 ♪ All I could ever want ♪ 2061 01:33:45,920 --> 01:33:50,458 ♪ All I could ever need Is you ♪ 2062 01:34:04,271 --> 01:34:07,041 Hey. 2063 01:34:07,071 --> 01:34:07,945 What are you doing here? 2064 01:34:07,975 --> 01:34:10,429 Um, I wrote the script about the witches. 2065 01:34:10,459 --> 01:34:12,883 Honey, that's incredible. 2066 01:34:12,913 --> 01:34:15,886 Wow, that's great. 2067 01:34:15,916 --> 01:34:18,370 How... how did you know where I live? 2068 01:34:18,400 --> 01:34:20,825 I stole Peter's contacts, yo. 2069 01:34:20,855 --> 01:34:23,124 You know, you're really nice to me. 2070 01:34:23,791 --> 01:34:25,626 And nice is sexy. 2071 01:34:25,656 --> 01:34:26,664 Nice is sexy, yo. 2072 01:34:26,694 --> 01:34:29,281 ♪ I learned this 'cause I've been nicer to myself ♪ 2073 01:34:29,311 --> 01:34:31,899 ♪ And now I see it See I'm like a little tree ♪ 2074 01:34:31,929 --> 01:34:33,170 ♪ I need to nurture myself ♪ 2075 01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:35,302 ♪ With some happy Little thoughts ♪ 2076 01:34:35,332 --> 01:34:37,004 ♪ And that's what I did yo ♪ 2077 01:34:37,034 --> 01:34:38,639 Da-da-dum, blossom. 2078 01:34:39,573 --> 01:34:41,575 Do you want to go on a date? 2079 01:34:42,276 --> 01:34:45,212 More than ever. 2080 01:34:46,547 --> 01:34:48,019 Ta-dah! 2081 01:34:48,049 --> 01:34:50,484 - Aw! - We're so proud of you. 2082 01:34:50,514 --> 01:34:51,389 Yeah! 2083 01:34:51,419 --> 01:34:52,890 You're the orgasming champion! 2084 01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:55,156 - Oh, thank you. - And the masturbating champion! 2085 01:34:55,186 --> 01:34:57,491 I'm not sure who I was competing against, 2086 01:34:57,521 --> 01:34:58,996 but I'm glad I won! 2087 01:34:59,026 --> 01:35:01,313 I want to light a candle for our friendship, 2088 01:35:01,343 --> 01:35:03,631 'cause I'm really grateful for you guys. 2089 01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:15,810 I heard this music and it made me think of you. 2090 01:35:23,284 --> 01:35:27,655 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2091 01:35:27,685 --> 01:35:29,960 ♪ Is real is real is real ♪ 2092 01:35:29,990 --> 01:35:34,195 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2093 01:35:34,225 --> 01:35:36,400 ♪ Is real is real is real ♪ 2094 01:35:36,430 --> 01:35:40,868 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2095 01:35:40,898 --> 01:35:43,240 ♪ Is real is real is real ♪ 2096 01:35:43,270 --> 01:35:47,475 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2097 01:35:47,505 --> 01:35:49,980 ♪ Is real is real is real ♪ 2098 01:35:50,010 --> 01:35:53,114 ♪ A kiss good night A kiss by darkness ♪ 2099 01:35:53,144 --> 01:35:56,020 ♪ A kiss to all the end Of rain ♪ 2100 01:35:56,050 --> 01:35:59,421 ♪ To stall this night To stall this darkness ♪ 2101 01:35:59,451 --> 01:36:02,793 ♪ To stall this night To the end of days ♪ 2102 01:36:02,823 --> 01:36:06,994 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2103 01:36:07,024 --> 01:36:09,463 Cut! 2104 01:36:09,730 --> 01:36:13,402 ♪ Don't you wanna know That magic is real ♪ 2105 01:36:13,432 --> 01:36:17,104 ♪ Don't you wanna have Something to feel ♪ 2106 01:36:17,134 --> 01:36:17,942 ♪ One life ♪ 2107 01:36:17,972 --> 01:36:22,176 ♪ And the world Will open doorways ♪ 2108 01:36:22,206 --> 01:36:24,582 I love my pussy! 2109 01:36:24,612 --> 01:36:28,983 - Yes to orgasms! - Yes to orgasms! 2110 01:36:29,183 --> 01:36:31,989 Yes 2111 01:36:32,019 --> 01:36:34,692 to orgasms! 2112 01:36:34,722 --> 01:36:37,995 Yes to orgasms! 2113 01:36:38,025 --> 01:36:41,729 Masters and Johnson taught us that an orgasm was just, 2114 01:36:41,759 --> 01:36:44,632 you know, like, up, down, like, quick. 2115 01:36:44,662 --> 01:36:47,568 It isn't. You can train yourself 2116 01:36:47,598 --> 01:36:49,073 to have an extended, 2117 01:36:49,103 --> 01:36:53,641 massive orgasm. Isn't that amazing? 2118 01:36:54,141 --> 01:36:55,546 Who here would like to learn 2119 01:36:55,576 --> 01:36:59,313 how to have an extended, massive orgasm? 2120 01:37:01,315 --> 01:37:03,684 Who here would like to learn how to have 2121 01:37:03,714 --> 01:37:05,920 an earth-shattering orgasm? 2122 01:37:09,256 --> 01:37:14,595 ♪ And I will believe in us ♪ 2123 01:37:18,265 --> 01:37:19,937 I tell my pussy that I love her. 2124 01:37:19,967 --> 01:37:23,204 I love you, pussy. I love you. I love you so much. 2125 01:37:23,234 --> 01:37:27,775 You're a sweet, sweet, sweet little puss. 2126 01:37:29,543 --> 01:37:34,215 ♪ I will believe in you ♪ 2127 01:37:35,716 --> 01:37:40,988 ♪ And I will believe in us ♪ 2128 01:37:41,989 --> 01:37:47,528 ♪ And I will believe That all of this is true ♪ 2129 01:37:48,796 --> 01:37:54,796 ♪ And I will believe in us Tonight ♪ 2130 01:37:54,840 --> 01:37:56,040 ♪ Tonight ♪ 2131 01:37:56,070 --> 01:37:59,707 ♪ Just for once don't you wanna Know magic is real ♪ 2132 01:37:59,737 --> 01:38:02,146 ♪ Is real is real is real ♪ 2133 01:38:02,176 --> 01:38:06,413 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2134 01:38:06,443 --> 01:38:08,819 ♪ Is real is real is real ♪ 2135 01:38:08,849 --> 01:38:13,120 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2136 01:38:13,150 --> 01:38:15,426 ♪ Is real is real is real ♪ 2137 01:38:15,456 --> 01:38:19,560 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2138 01:38:19,590 --> 01:38:22,032 ♪ Is real is real is real ♪ 2139 01:38:22,062 --> 01:38:25,532 ♪ A kiss goodnight A kiss by darkness ♪ 2140 01:38:25,562 --> 01:38:28,472 ♪ A kiss to all the end Of rain ♪ 2141 01:38:28,502 --> 01:38:31,890 ♪ To stall this night To stall this darkness ♪ 2142 01:38:31,920 --> 01:38:35,279 ♪ To stall this night Till the end of days ♪ 2143 01:38:35,309 --> 01:38:40,547 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2144 01:38:55,934 --> 01:38:57,134 ♪ Just for once ♪ 2145 01:38:57,164 --> 01:39:01,969 ♪ Just for once Don't you wanna know ♪ 2146 01:39:02,507 --> 01:39:03,707 ♪ Just for once ♪ 2147 01:39:03,737 --> 01:39:08,275 ♪ Just for once Don't you wanna know ♪ 2148 01:39:08,475 --> 01:39:12,746 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2149 01:39:12,776 --> 01:39:15,085 ♪ Is real is real is real ♪ 2150 01:39:15,115 --> 01:39:19,286 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2151 01:39:19,316 --> 01:39:21,692 ♪ Is real is real is real ♪ 2152 01:39:21,722 --> 01:39:25,826 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2153 01:39:25,856 --> 01:39:28,299 ♪ Is real is real is real ♪ 2154 01:39:28,329 --> 01:39:32,399 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2155 01:39:32,429 --> 01:39:34,972 ♪ Is real is real is real ♪ 2156 01:39:35,002 --> 01:39:39,006 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2157 01:39:39,036 --> 01:39:41,612 ♪ Is real is real is real ♪ 2158 01:39:41,642 --> 01:39:45,846 ♪ Just for once don't you Wanna know that magic is real ♪ 2159 01:39:45,876 --> 01:39:50,084 ♪ Is real is real is real ♪ 2160 01:39:54,722 --> 01:39:57,376 Presenting 2161 01:39:57,406 --> 01:40:00,060 pussy! 155071

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