Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:09,956 --> 00:00:13,956
Femme Fatales 01x11
Till Death Do Us Part
Original Air Date on July 22, 2011
2
00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:17,981
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
3
00:00:51,812 --> 00:00:53,212
[grunts]
4
00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,654
[sighs]
5
00:01:34,196 --> 00:01:35,163
[sighs]
6
00:01:35,197 --> 00:01:37,699
Baby, when did you get here?
7
00:01:47,711 --> 00:01:49,246
[gasps]
8
00:02:00,793 --> 00:02:03,596
♪ I've got my eye on you ♪
9
00:02:04,665 --> 00:02:07,633
♪ I've got my eye on you ♪
10
00:02:09,103 --> 00:02:12,540
♪ And I'm hooked,dear, too ♪
11
00:02:12,574 --> 00:02:15,076
♪ Your fooling around's ♪
12
00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:18,046
♪ Getting bloodon my shoes, oh ♪
13
00:02:19,015 --> 00:02:22,218
♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
14
00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,954
♪ Whoa-oa ♪
15
00:02:26,491 --> 00:02:29,894
♪ I've set my sights on you ♪
16
00:02:31,163 --> 00:02:33,999
♪ I've set my sights on you ♪
17
00:02:35,234 --> 00:02:38,738
♪ I've got an alibi, too ♪
18
00:02:39,773 --> 00:02:41,441
♪ So don't look around ♪
19
00:02:41,475 --> 00:02:44,177
♪ I've got nothing to lose ♪
20
00:02:44,211 --> 00:02:48,347
♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
21
00:02:49,716 --> 00:02:53,819
♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
22
00:02:53,854 --> 00:02:55,921
♪ Whoa-oa ♪
23
00:02:57,524 --> 00:03:02,261
♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
24
00:03:02,296 --> 00:03:04,030
♪ Whoa-oa ♪
25
00:03:04,064 --> 00:03:05,665
[gunshot]
26
00:03:11,439 --> 00:03:12,973
Aloha.
27
00:03:13,007 --> 00:03:15,208
I see you've met Rachel Worth.
28
00:03:15,243 --> 00:03:17,043
Poor thing.
29
00:03:17,078 --> 00:03:19,679
Can you believe
it's her wedding day?
30
00:03:19,714 --> 00:03:21,982
Certainly not
a very auspicious start.
31
00:03:22,016 --> 00:03:23,951
A bride needs
something borrowed,
32
00:03:23,985 --> 00:03:25,152
something blue,
33
00:03:25,187 --> 00:03:27,188
but certainly not
something dead.
34
00:03:27,222 --> 00:03:29,157
I guess the silver lining
in all of this
35
00:03:29,191 --> 00:03:32,427
is the corpse is not the man
she's planning to marry.
36
00:03:33,529 --> 00:03:35,063
But with her ceremony
37
00:03:35,098 --> 00:03:36,966
on a private beach
near Waikiki
38
00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,535
looming in six hours,
39
00:03:39,570 --> 00:03:42,538
she best fix this little hiccup
that's threatening her big day.
40
00:03:42,573 --> 00:03:45,274
Otherwise, there could very
well be a whole new meaning
41
00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:48,510
to the phrase,
"Till death do us part."
42
00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:54,382
[panting]
43
00:03:54,416 --> 00:03:56,851
Phone. Phone.
44
00:03:57,853 --> 00:03:59,953
Where's my fucking phone?
45
00:04:03,592 --> 00:04:04,826
Okay.
46
00:04:12,269 --> 00:04:13,803
[muttering]
47
00:04:15,306 --> 00:04:18,008
Okay. Okay.
[dialing]
48
00:04:21,447 --> 00:04:23,481
Cam! Cam, it's me!
49
00:04:23,516 --> 00:04:24,549
Come to the house!♪ [rock]
50
00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:26,618
Babe, are you okay?
I can't hear.
51
00:04:26,661 --> 00:04:29,412
There's no reception,
and the music's too loud.
52
00:04:29,455 --> 00:04:31,823
Listen, my bachelor party's
still going on, but I promise--
53
00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:34,259
Don't worry.
I'll be sober by the morn--
54
00:04:34,293 --> 00:04:36,127
[phone clatters]
55
00:04:36,161 --> 00:04:37,829
Cam. Cam!
56
00:04:37,863 --> 00:04:39,930
Really? That's funny?
57
00:04:39,965 --> 00:04:42,099
You made out
with a tranny last night.
58
00:04:43,068 --> 00:04:45,170
[sighing]
59
00:04:46,539 --> 00:04:47,673
Okay.
60
00:04:52,045 --> 00:04:54,079
[pants]
61
00:05:07,494 --> 00:05:09,561
[moaning]
62
00:06:46,722 --> 00:06:48,923
Please tell me we still get
to have sex like that
63
00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:50,993
after we're married.
64
00:06:51,027 --> 00:06:52,528
We better.
65
00:06:52,563 --> 00:06:54,964
It's a husband's duty
to please his woman.
66
00:06:54,999 --> 00:06:57,367
Oh, really?
Uh-huh.
67
00:06:57,401 --> 00:06:59,169
I can't believe
by this time tomorrow
68
00:06:59,203 --> 00:07:02,038
we're going to be
Mr. and Mrs. Cam Engelhardt.
69
00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:03,606
Finally.
I thought we were gonna
70
00:07:03,641 --> 00:07:05,842
have to get you
new business cards made up.
71
00:07:05,876 --> 00:07:08,111
"Cam Engelhardt,
Corporate Attorney,
72
00:07:08,145 --> 00:07:09,245
Commitment Phobe."
73
00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,247
Well, after tonight,
I'm all yours.
74
00:07:11,282 --> 00:07:13,484
Ah-ah-ah. Just remember.
75
00:07:13,518 --> 00:07:16,120
We agreed. One lap dance.
76
00:07:16,154 --> 00:07:17,396
Yeah, about that.
77
00:07:17,421 --> 00:07:20,856
How about one
lap dance and a B.J.?
78
00:07:21,125 --> 00:07:23,494
I'm a lawyer.
I negotiate.
79
00:07:23,528 --> 00:07:26,530
It's what I do.
It's all so tacky.
80
00:07:26,565 --> 00:07:29,500
Oh, I hope
they don't get a stripper.
81
00:07:29,535 --> 00:07:32,837
I just want to sit
by the pool and relax
82
00:07:32,871 --> 00:07:34,738
and miss you.
83
00:07:37,475 --> 00:07:39,876
Do I really have to go do
this whole bachelorette party?
84
00:07:39,911 --> 00:07:43,179
Yes. My sister's gone all-out.
You have to go.
85
00:07:43,214 --> 00:07:44,681
[knock on door]
86
00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:48,785
Which is why I told them
where to find you.
87
00:07:48,820 --> 00:07:51,388
[Woman] Whoo-hoo! Come on.
What are you guys doing?
88
00:07:51,422 --> 00:07:54,391
What is this?
It's party time.
89
00:07:54,425 --> 00:07:57,261
Check-in is at 3,
and I want maximum pool time.
90
00:07:57,295 --> 00:08:00,831
You just stop molesting
my bro, okay?
91
00:08:00,865 --> 00:08:02,232
Okay, coming.
92
00:08:02,266 --> 00:08:04,100
Happy birthday, Cam.
93
00:08:06,303 --> 00:08:08,471
See you later.
Okay.
94
00:08:08,505 --> 00:08:10,873
Hi. This is Rachel Worth.
95
00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:14,109
I'm one of the women staying
at your vacation rental.
96
00:08:14,144 --> 00:08:17,612
There's a problem that I really
need to talk to you about,
97
00:08:17,647 --> 00:08:19,481
so if you get this message,
98
00:08:19,515 --> 00:08:23,484
please call me back
here at the house.
99
00:08:23,519 --> 00:08:25,219
Thank you.
100
00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:26,654
Okay, call me back.
101
00:08:26,688 --> 00:08:28,021
Okay, bye.
102
00:08:28,056 --> 00:08:29,256
[beeps]
103
00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:31,592
[Woman]
Whoo-hoo!
104
00:08:31,626 --> 00:08:34,460
This is
the entertainment area.
105
00:08:36,096 --> 00:08:38,398
Fire pit over there,
trampoline.
106
00:08:38,432 --> 00:08:40,733
We get to use that, right?
Yeah, yeah.
107
00:08:40,768 --> 00:08:43,636
You got a famous trampoline.
If that trampoline could talk...
108
00:08:43,670 --> 00:08:45,872
The Jacuzzi
and the pool's temperature
109
00:08:45,906 --> 00:08:47,607
you can adjust
inside the house.
110
00:08:47,641 --> 00:08:49,575
Daphne pees in the pool,
just to let you know.
111
00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:50,843
Is that going
to be a problem?
112
00:08:50,877 --> 00:08:53,046
I do not.
Is there a pool boy?
113
00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,114
There is a pool boy.
Is he hot?
114
00:08:55,148 --> 00:08:58,618
He is very good-looking.
Women only.
115
00:08:58,652 --> 00:09:00,987
The beach
is a quarter mile that way.
116
00:09:01,022 --> 00:09:04,625
And the bar's fully stocked
with all the best liquor.
117
00:09:04,659 --> 00:09:06,660
I, myself, don't drink,
but I hear it's really good.
118
00:09:06,694 --> 00:09:08,529
This is
a great porn house.
119
00:09:08,563 --> 00:09:10,765
Oh, you've shot here?
[laughs]
120
00:09:10,799 --> 00:09:12,166
Anyway, that's about it.
121
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,970
So if you need anything else,
call me on this number.
122
00:09:15,004 --> 00:09:16,104
Thank you so much.
123
00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,839
I'm going to get
out of your hair now.
124
00:09:17,874 --> 00:09:19,408
Don't do anything
I wouldn't do.
125
00:09:19,443 --> 00:09:22,378
Now, exactly
what might that be?
126
00:09:22,412 --> 00:09:26,481
Oh, my God, I love her.
[giggles]
127
00:09:26,516 --> 00:09:28,083
Congratulations
on your nuptials.
128
00:09:28,117 --> 00:09:30,084
Thank you so much.
Enjoy, ladies.
129
00:09:30,119 --> 00:09:32,620
Cheers to Rachel's marriage
to Cam.
130
00:09:32,654 --> 00:09:34,055
Whoo!
131
00:09:34,089 --> 00:09:36,156
And good times.
Good times.
132
00:09:36,191 --> 00:09:38,158
Oh.
133
00:09:38,193 --> 00:09:39,826
Rachel!
134
00:09:39,861 --> 00:09:41,795
Kim, Daphne, come here!
135
00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:44,832
What the fuck is it with her
and trampolines?
136
00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:46,100
Tramps love tramps, honey.
137
00:09:46,135 --> 00:09:48,003
That's good.
Right?
138
00:09:48,037 --> 00:09:49,004
Yeah, score.
139
00:09:49,038 --> 00:09:50,506
Thanks.
Whoo-hoo!
140
00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:52,808
So, are you nervous?
141
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,910
About tomorrow? No.
142
00:09:54,945 --> 00:09:56,579
Are you kidding?
I love that man.
143
00:09:56,614 --> 00:09:59,549
I still don't understand why,
of all the women in the world,
144
00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:01,618
he chose me
to settle down with.
145
00:10:01,652 --> 00:10:04,153
Not that I'm complaining,
mind you.
146
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,088
That was so much fun.
147
00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:14,896
Well, I for one, will never
allow myself to get tied down.
148
00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:17,331
We all know you're the one that loves
to do the tying down, sweetie.
149
00:10:17,365 --> 00:10:20,300
I've seen your collection
of whips and ball gags.
150
00:10:20,335 --> 00:10:22,970
Bunnies and rabbits and
stripper heels and tutus.
151
00:10:23,004 --> 00:10:25,172
Tutus?
152
00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:27,608
It's not like I was
in a rush to get married,
153
00:10:27,642 --> 00:10:31,145
but when I met Cam,
I just knew.
154
00:10:31,179 --> 00:10:32,746
Sorry.
155
00:10:33,749 --> 00:10:35,849
I'll get something for that.
156
00:10:36,751 --> 00:10:38,919
Is she going to be okay?
157
00:10:38,954 --> 00:10:40,955
Yeah, she'll be fine.
158
00:10:40,989 --> 00:10:43,090
It's ancient history.
159
00:10:48,296 --> 00:10:50,097
[pants]
160
00:11:19,494 --> 00:11:22,229
[groans]
[gasps]
161
00:11:24,065 --> 00:11:25,699
Daphne?
Yeah.
162
00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:26,967
Daphne, come on, honey.
Wake up.
163
00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:29,436
Where's my hat?
164
00:11:29,470 --> 00:11:31,438
You must've fallen asleep
out here.
165
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,474
Daphne, come on, honey.
Wake up.
166
00:11:33,508 --> 00:11:35,409
What? Rachel!
167
00:11:35,443 --> 00:11:37,177
Daphne, what happened
last night?
168
00:11:37,212 --> 00:11:39,413
I remember having drinks
by the pool,
169
00:11:39,447 --> 00:11:41,882
and then everything
after that is a complete blank.
170
00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:45,052
We had a pretty good time.
That's what happened.
171
00:11:45,086 --> 00:11:46,187
Do you know
where Sharon and Kim are?
172
00:11:46,221 --> 00:11:48,289
They're not in their rooms? No.
173
00:11:48,323 --> 00:11:52,560
Okay, I need you to get up
and come with me. Okay?
174
00:11:52,595 --> 00:11:54,696
Nuh-uh.
Daphne. Daphne!
175
00:11:54,731 --> 00:11:56,565
Daphne! Up!
Okay, I'm com--
176
00:11:56,599 --> 00:11:57,766
Okay, I'm coming. Wow.
177
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,435
Come on.
We'll get the hat. Whoa!
178
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,082
Come on. Come on.
I have to show you something.
179
00:12:01,107 --> 00:12:02,307
Not good.
180
00:12:04,741 --> 00:12:05,708
Shh.
181
00:12:05,743 --> 00:12:09,479
Oh, Jesus,
what is he doing here?
182
00:12:09,513 --> 00:12:10,647
Who is he?
183
00:12:10,681 --> 00:12:12,115
The stripper.
184
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:15,152
Don't you remember?
185
00:12:26,798 --> 00:12:28,165
I think he's dead.
Yes.
186
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,600
Uh...
187
00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:32,669
What did you do?
188
00:12:32,704 --> 00:12:34,671
Did you two--
No!
189
00:12:34,705 --> 00:12:35,806
Rachel.
190
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,908
I don't think so.
191
00:12:37,942 --> 00:12:39,476
Gosh. Oh, boy,
this is bad.
192
00:12:39,511 --> 00:12:41,412
Look at the mark on his neck.
Well...
193
00:12:41,446 --> 00:12:43,347
It looks like he was strangled.
Strangled?
194
00:12:43,382 --> 00:12:45,983
Somebody came in here
and killed him?
195
00:12:46,018 --> 00:12:48,719
So you remember him
showing up last night?
196
00:12:48,753 --> 00:12:51,455
Of course I remember him.
197
00:12:51,489 --> 00:12:55,593
He was a surprise, but you were
already pretty wasted by then.
198
00:12:58,897 --> 00:13:00,998
Hey, where you going so fast?
199
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:04,569
Come on.
What's with the outfit?
200
00:13:04,603 --> 00:13:07,171
I thought you were coming
dressed as a policeman.
201
00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:10,174
Yeah. The girls at the last
party got a little too excited.
202
00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:12,143
And by too excited,
I meant they ripped my uniform
203
00:13:12,177 --> 00:13:13,978
because they couldn't wait
to suck my dick.
204
00:13:14,012 --> 00:13:15,646
But I had to improvise.
205
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,248
I wonder what kind of damage
we're gonna do to this uniform.
206
00:13:18,282 --> 00:13:20,250
We should get started.
I'm hourly.
207
00:13:20,284 --> 00:13:21,818
I like the suspenders.
208
00:13:21,852 --> 00:13:23,420
Yeah? They're stretchy.
209
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:24,989
[chuckles]
Hey, girls!
210
00:13:25,023 --> 00:13:26,791
[laughing]
211
00:13:26,825 --> 00:13:27,792
[squeals]
212
00:13:27,826 --> 00:13:29,727
You smell
something burning?
213
00:13:29,762 --> 00:13:33,065
The fire's over here, baby!
Whoo!
214
00:13:33,099 --> 00:13:35,468
Oh! Oh!
215
00:13:35,502 --> 00:13:37,236
Who's that?
216
00:13:37,271 --> 00:13:40,873
Oh! Who is that?
217
00:13:40,908 --> 00:13:43,142
Who is this?
218
00:13:43,176 --> 00:13:44,877
A spot for you right here.
219
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:48,180
Shoots on the rocks.
Shoots on the rocks.
220
00:13:48,214 --> 00:13:49,548
I don't have to.
221
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,817
Oh, pretty girls,
take my clothes off.
222
00:13:51,852 --> 00:13:55,053
Loosen up my buttons, baby.
Whoo!
223
00:13:55,087 --> 00:13:56,755
That's what I'm talking about.
224
00:13:56,789 --> 00:13:59,524
There goes the suspenders.
What's under here? I don't know.
225
00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:01,126
It might be a dick!
[squeals]
226
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:04,129
Oh, it's a dick behind
door one!
227
00:14:04,163 --> 00:14:05,697
Oh, my.
228
00:14:05,732 --> 00:14:07,099
Whoo!
[laughing]
229
00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:09,969
Yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God!
230
00:14:10,004 --> 00:14:11,571
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
231
00:14:11,606 --> 00:14:14,675
It's the teabag robot from the future.
[Women whooping]
232
00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:16,377
Uh-oh. I'm from the future
233
00:14:16,411 --> 00:14:18,246
to teabag the bachelorette.
234
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,149
[imitating robot sounds] Oh, my God!
[squealing]
235
00:14:23,719 --> 00:14:27,622
Whoo! Yeah,
it's the teabag robot!
236
00:14:27,657 --> 00:14:29,457
Ah, yeah!
Oh, my God!
237
00:14:29,492 --> 00:14:33,394
Oh! Oh! Bite it!
238
00:14:33,429 --> 00:14:36,997
Ohh! Yeah!
[Women shouting]
239
00:14:37,032 --> 00:14:39,200
The fire is out!
The fire is out! Whoo!
240
00:14:39,234 --> 00:14:41,402
Yeah!
[laughing]
241
00:14:41,436 --> 00:14:44,705
I-- I can't recall
any of it.
242
00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:46,741
What happened
after he finished?
243
00:14:46,776 --> 00:14:48,610
Nothing.
244
00:14:48,644 --> 00:14:50,613
And I thought he left.
245
00:14:50,647 --> 00:14:52,748
After the fight with Sharon...
246
00:14:54,585 --> 00:14:57,620
[chuckling] All right, Rachel.
Come on now, honey.
247
00:14:57,655 --> 00:14:58,989
It's time for bed.
248
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,491
You can do it.
249
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,560
You seen my hat?
It's a rental.
250
00:15:02,594 --> 00:15:07,465
No, but I see a really hot ass
I'd love to lose my face in.
251
00:15:07,499 --> 00:15:09,400
Hey, you ever done it
on a trampoline?
252
00:15:09,434 --> 00:15:11,202
It's really awesome.
253
00:15:11,236 --> 00:15:13,470
No, thanks.
I'm not into cougars.
254
00:15:13,505 --> 00:15:14,972
I'm only 32.
255
00:15:15,006 --> 00:15:17,208
Yeah, but from here,
256
00:15:17,242 --> 00:15:20,477
looks like it's time
to learn the word "Botox."
257
00:15:20,512 --> 00:15:22,145
You're a fucking asshole!
258
00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:24,682
[glass shatters]
259
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:27,718
[sighs]
One dance.
260
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:30,454
Oh, you like that, huh?
Come on. Get up here.
261
00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:32,322
Get that hot ass up here.
262
00:15:32,357 --> 00:15:33,657
Whoo!
263
00:15:33,691 --> 00:15:35,592
All right.
You're a saucy one.
264
00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:38,061
[Stripper]
Yeah, mmm.
265
00:15:38,096 --> 00:15:39,963
Let me see that ass.
266
00:15:39,998 --> 00:15:41,565
Let me see that cute ass.
267
00:15:41,599 --> 00:15:44,434
Yeah. Oh, grind on it.
268
00:15:44,469 --> 00:15:46,603
Feel that?
Waking the monster.
269
00:15:46,638 --> 00:15:48,472
I wanna have
your mixed-raced baby.
270
00:15:48,506 --> 00:15:49,973
[laughs]
271
00:15:50,008 --> 00:15:51,474
[screams]
272
00:15:51,509 --> 00:15:54,144
Uh-uh.
Come on now.
273
00:15:54,178 --> 00:15:56,613
You are a fucking dick!
I'd watch out for Sharon.
274
00:15:56,648 --> 00:15:59,717
She caught her last boyfriend
cheating, took a crowbar to his head.
275
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,086
Just now starting to remember his name.
You're a fucking asshole!
276
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,889
If the dude's got no memory of
dating that bitch, he's a lucky man.
277
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,157
Fucking asshole!
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
278
00:16:07,192 --> 00:16:09,560
You don't think Sharon...
279
00:16:09,595 --> 00:16:11,562
We all know
what she's capable of.
280
00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:13,431
Remember what she did
to poor Jason?
281
00:16:13,465 --> 00:16:15,866
Hey, hey, hey.
Back with the coffee and scones.
282
00:16:15,901 --> 00:16:18,703
Hangover cures for all.
283
00:16:20,139 --> 00:16:21,305
[laughs]
284
00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:23,708
Is that who I think it is?
285
00:16:23,742 --> 00:16:25,043
He's dead, Kim.
286
00:16:25,077 --> 00:16:27,079
What?
287
00:16:27,113 --> 00:16:28,614
How?
288
00:16:28,648 --> 00:16:30,516
We don't know.
289
00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:32,552
We, did you
call the police?
290
00:16:32,586 --> 00:16:35,322
No, not yet.
291
00:16:35,356 --> 00:16:38,525
Why? We have to call them
right now!
292
00:16:38,559 --> 00:16:40,927
No! Wait!
Let's just take a beat.
293
00:16:40,961 --> 00:16:42,562
What if they arrest us?
294
00:16:42,596 --> 00:16:44,530
Nobody's going
to get arrested.
295
00:16:44,565 --> 00:16:45,999
I mean, look at him.
296
00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:48,434
He probably pumped himself
full of so many steroids
297
00:16:48,469 --> 00:16:49,902
his heart finally gave out.
298
00:16:49,937 --> 00:16:51,904
I don't think
this is drug related.
299
00:16:51,939 --> 00:16:56,975
Whoever killed him
could've used this.
300
00:16:57,009 --> 00:16:59,544
Jesus Christ!
301
00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:01,112
I mean,
how did he get here?
302
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,347
I don't know.
303
00:17:02,381 --> 00:17:05,650
She can't remember if she
had sex with him or not.
304
00:17:05,684 --> 00:17:08,286
You had sex
with this slime-bot?
305
00:17:08,321 --> 00:17:10,722
No, no, I--
306
00:17:10,757 --> 00:17:13,326
Would you stop saying that?
Well...
307
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,695
I can't believe this.
We really have to call the police.
308
00:17:15,729 --> 00:17:17,664
Please, just wait!
309
00:17:17,698 --> 00:17:19,599
Just give me a second
to think.
310
00:17:19,634 --> 00:17:21,969
God, it's my wedding day!
What if Cam finds out?
311
00:17:22,003 --> 00:17:24,046
It's not a question of
if he finds out, darling.
312
00:17:24,047 --> 00:17:24,967
He's going to find out.
313
00:17:24,972 --> 00:17:27,873
[moaning]
Whose phone is this?
314
00:17:27,908 --> 00:17:30,276
[sighs] Mine.
I've been looking for it everywhere.
315
00:17:30,311 --> 00:17:32,244
[moaning continues]
What?
316
00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:34,113
[Stripper] Yeah, who would'vethought the little bride
317
00:17:34,147 --> 00:17:35,814
would turn out to besuch a little slut, huh?
318
00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:38,049
Oh, God, no!
319
00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:41,920
Yep, you fucked him.
320
00:17:43,289 --> 00:17:45,324
What the fuck?
321
00:18:07,282 --> 00:18:09,550
Where the hell
is the coffeemaker?
322
00:18:09,584 --> 00:18:13,587
I feel like they're doing
that show Stomp inside my head.
323
00:18:13,621 --> 00:18:17,123
Hey, Sharon,
did you do it?
324
00:18:17,157 --> 00:18:18,491
Do what?
325
00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:23,662
The stripper.
326
00:18:25,265 --> 00:18:28,134
No, I didn't do him,
327
00:18:28,169 --> 00:18:29,736
not for lack of trying.
328
00:18:29,771 --> 00:18:31,905
Hey, hey, hey.
329
00:18:31,939 --> 00:18:35,008
Did you kill him?
330
00:18:36,177 --> 00:18:38,212
Yeah. He's here.
331
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,681
He's pretty stiff,
332
00:18:39,715 --> 00:18:41,950
and I'm not talking
about his cock either.
333
00:18:41,984 --> 00:18:43,418
What?
334
00:18:46,188 --> 00:18:47,989
You think I did this?
335
00:18:48,024 --> 00:18:51,058
Given your history, is it any
surprise our minds went there?
336
00:18:51,093 --> 00:18:53,527
Daphne heard you threaten
to kill him last night.
337
00:18:53,561 --> 00:18:55,429
I wasn't serious.
Okay.
338
00:18:55,463 --> 00:18:59,032
Jesus, guys, how could you think
that I would do something like this?
339
00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:01,868
Somebody strangled him
and put him in Rachel's bed.
340
00:19:01,902 --> 00:19:04,270
And you are the only one
that had a problem with him.
341
00:19:04,304 --> 00:19:08,074
So you found him here? In Rachel's bed?
[Man laughing]
342
00:19:08,109 --> 00:19:10,310
[Man, Woman moaning]
343
00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:13,046
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
344
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,647
Yeah!
345
00:19:14,681 --> 00:19:18,350
And obviously Rachel was the last one
to see him alive. [beeps off]
346
00:19:18,385 --> 00:19:20,820
I don't remember
having sex with him.
347
00:19:20,854 --> 00:19:23,857
And maybe I don't remember
killing him either. No.
348
00:19:23,891 --> 00:19:26,192
That's ridiculous.
You couldn't hurt anyone.
349
00:19:26,227 --> 00:19:28,829
But I could?
350
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:32,099
My own BFFs.
Thanks for the support.
351
00:19:32,134 --> 00:19:34,903
What about Daphne?
352
00:19:34,938 --> 00:19:36,372
Me?
353
00:19:36,406 --> 00:19:38,107
We all know that you're
still in love with Cam
354
00:19:38,141 --> 00:19:40,443
ever since you two
hooked up at Burning Man.
355
00:19:40,477 --> 00:19:42,812
I bet you would just love
to spoil Rachel's big day.
356
00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:46,516
By killing some innocent guy?
Get real.
357
00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,418
Daphne and I worked
that out ages ago,
358
00:19:48,452 --> 00:19:50,887
which is why she's
one of my bridesmaids.
359
00:19:50,922 --> 00:19:52,456
The past is the past.
360
00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:54,891
Okay. We really
should call the cops.
361
00:19:54,926 --> 00:19:58,061
The longer that we wait, the worse
that this is gonna look for us.
362
00:19:58,095 --> 00:20:01,163
I mean, they can determine
the time of death,
363
00:20:01,198 --> 00:20:04,933
and they're gonna wonder,
why did we wait so long?
364
00:20:04,968 --> 00:20:06,935
I think we should
get rid of the body.
365
00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:08,303
Of course you do.
366
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,372
We could put it
behind some bushes
367
00:20:10,406 --> 00:20:14,242
at a deserted park
or in a Dumpster in an alley.
368
00:20:14,276 --> 00:20:17,278
We'll just say that he came,
he did his thing and he left.
369
00:20:17,312 --> 00:20:20,114
He could've been killed on his way
home by a mugger or something.
370
00:20:20,148 --> 00:20:22,649
No. We'll get caught.
371
00:20:22,684 --> 00:20:25,285
Do you not watch CSI?
372
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,055
Which one?
373
00:20:28,089 --> 00:20:31,425
Look, people that do stupid
things-- they always get caught.
374
00:20:31,459 --> 00:20:34,962
So, first, I was a killer,
and now I'm stupid?
375
00:20:34,996 --> 00:20:38,332
It's my wedding day.
I don't wanna go to jail.
376
00:20:38,366 --> 00:20:40,234
Maybe we should consider it.
377
00:20:40,268 --> 00:20:42,103
You are all
not thinking clearly.
378
00:20:42,138 --> 00:20:43,905
[doorbell rings]
379
00:20:43,939 --> 00:20:44,939
[Woman]
Hello!
380
00:20:44,974 --> 00:20:46,307
The owner.
381
00:20:46,342 --> 00:20:47,476
Is anyone home?
382
00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:48,844
She's coming in.
383
00:20:48,878 --> 00:20:50,212
Stall her.
We'll hide the body.
384
00:20:50,247 --> 00:20:51,747
Ladies, are you in there?
385
00:20:51,781 --> 00:20:53,917
Grab him in front.
Don't touch him here.
386
00:20:53,951 --> 00:20:56,086
Is everything all right
in there?
387
00:20:57,722 --> 00:21:01,125
Oh, yeah. We were just
helping Rachel get ready.
388
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,995
You know how hard it is to squeeze
a porker into her wedding dress.
389
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:07,464
She's a stress eater. She put on a few
pounds in the last couple of days.
390
00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:10,635
But anyways, we couldn't get
the garbage disposal to work,
391
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:11,802
but we fixed it.
392
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:14,138
No. No, no, no.
What? What? Come on! What?
393
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:16,106
I'm sorry. He has a boner or something.
Come on!
394
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:18,342
So everything is fine.
I'm sorry that you came over here
395
00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:20,177
all the way for nothing.
Is Rachel inside?
396
00:21:20,211 --> 00:21:22,212
A boner? What--
Oh, oh, oh.
397
00:21:22,246 --> 00:21:24,948
Are you okay?
[grunting]
398
00:21:24,982 --> 00:21:27,984
Let's cover things up.
Okay. My veil.
399
00:21:28,019 --> 00:21:29,519
Yes, but, I...
400
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,159
[laughs] I hope he doesn't
see something he shouldn't.
401
00:21:43,334 --> 00:21:46,836
Cam! What are you
doing here?
402
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,304
You sounded worried earlier.
403
00:21:48,338 --> 00:21:50,807
I wanted to make sure you weren't
having pre-wedding jitters.
404
00:21:50,841 --> 00:21:54,343
It took me six shots of espresso
to sober up before I--
405
00:21:54,378 --> 00:21:56,412
[gags]
I'm gonna throw up.
406
00:21:56,447 --> 00:21:57,546
No!
407
00:21:57,581 --> 00:21:59,515
[gagging]
408
00:22:01,218 --> 00:22:03,686
[coughs]
409
00:22:05,555 --> 00:22:07,790
What the fuck is that?
410
00:22:07,824 --> 00:22:09,559
I know.
411
00:22:10,528 --> 00:22:12,162
I know.
412
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:19,904
We have to
postpone the wedding.
413
00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:24,943
No.
414
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:27,512
Cam, we have no choice.
415
00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:29,947
We're doing it.
Just as we planned.
416
00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:31,982
Today.
417
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,150
Why?
418
00:22:33,184 --> 00:22:36,053
Because I have to be married
by the time I'm 30.
419
00:22:36,087 --> 00:22:37,720
Sweetie, no, you don't.
420
00:22:39,856 --> 00:22:41,724
When my grandmother died,
421
00:22:41,758 --> 00:22:43,626
she left me
a ten-million-dollar trust fund.
422
00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:46,195
But there was a catch.
423
00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:48,798
She stipulated that I have to
be married by my 30th birthday
424
00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:50,934
or I don't get the money.
425
00:22:50,968 --> 00:22:53,203
Why would she
do something like that?
426
00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:56,374
Gram was around long enough
to see me go through my...
427
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:58,209
wild period.
428
00:22:58,243 --> 00:23:01,078
Let's just say
she didn't exactly approve.
429
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,282
She wanted me to settle down
and make something of myself,
430
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,783
which I did.
431
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:08,252
Just after she was gone.
432
00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:11,622
But there's still that clause in
the will that I need to adhere to.
433
00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:14,959
Why didn't you tell me?
I was going to. I just--
434
00:23:14,993 --> 00:23:16,610
I didn't want you to
think that I was marrying
435
00:23:16,635 --> 00:23:18,335
you just so I can get
my hands on the money.
436
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:20,664
[mutters]
437
00:23:20,698 --> 00:23:24,701
I'm marrying you
because I love you, Rachel.
438
00:23:26,437 --> 00:23:28,671
Okay, that's really sweet,
but what I wanna know is,
439
00:23:28,706 --> 00:23:31,574
what happens to the money
if you don't get married?
440
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,314
Kim.
441
00:23:42,486 --> 00:23:44,720
Oh, my God.
It was you.
442
00:23:44,754 --> 00:23:47,556
You hired the stripper.
443
00:23:47,590 --> 00:23:50,158
And you made my first drink.
444
00:23:50,192 --> 00:23:54,195
You spiked it,
which is why I was so out of it
445
00:23:54,229 --> 00:23:56,163
and can't remember anything.
446
00:23:56,197 --> 00:23:58,799
And someone would have
had to record it.
447
00:24:00,034 --> 00:24:02,936
You actually made moans
448
00:24:02,971 --> 00:24:05,440
to make it look
like it was actually happening,
449
00:24:05,474 --> 00:24:08,309
like I was awake
and I was enjoying it?
450
00:24:08,344 --> 00:24:12,180
And you were going
to e-mail that it to Cam
451
00:24:12,214 --> 00:24:14,650
so he'd call off the wedding.
452
00:24:14,684 --> 00:24:18,821
And you would be next in line
for the trust fund.
453
00:24:20,524 --> 00:24:22,192
[Cam]
Kim,
454
00:24:23,861 --> 00:24:26,029
did you really murder
this poor guy?
455
00:24:26,063 --> 00:24:28,231
"Poor guy"? "Poor guy"?
456
00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:31,268
Oh, come on, Cam.
Get off your high fucking horse.
457
00:24:31,302 --> 00:24:34,004
"Poor guy." He was just
some sleazy stripper.
458
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:38,475
Anyways,
it was his own fault.
459
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:41,212
No one was supposed
to get hurt.
460
00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:43,848
But the bastard got greedy.
461
00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:46,050
That was shit.
This is grade-A cock right here.
462
00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:48,118
I'm a fucking pro, baby.
463
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:51,389
He demanded
half of the money,
464
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:55,325
threatened to expose me
to you and Rachel.
465
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:57,294
Five million dollars,
and then that was it.
466
00:24:57,328 --> 00:24:59,896
I think I deserve a tip on top of that.
I don't think you do.
467
00:24:59,930 --> 00:25:02,131
Sometimes it's nice to tip.
We're talking five million dollars here.
468
00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:04,267
I'm talking one million dollars
more on top of that.
469
00:25:04,301 --> 00:25:07,737
So I just agreed
to shut him up.
470
00:25:07,771 --> 00:25:09,105
But come on.
471
00:25:09,139 --> 00:25:11,573
I wasn't just gonna hand over
five million dollars
472
00:25:11,608 --> 00:25:14,142
to some lame-ass
cock-jock fireman.
473
00:25:14,177 --> 00:25:17,646
So I made him the same special
cocktail that I made Rachel,
474
00:25:19,248 --> 00:25:23,952
and I kept him busy
until it took effect.
475
00:25:23,987 --> 00:25:26,923
[mutters, grunts]
476
00:25:28,158 --> 00:25:30,326
Fuck, yeah!
477
00:25:31,862 --> 00:25:34,030
[moaning]
478
00:25:35,199 --> 00:25:36,966
Oh, yeah!
479
00:25:37,001 --> 00:25:39,836
[grunting]
Oh, yeah!
480
00:25:41,138 --> 00:25:43,773
Oh, yeah!
[slaps]
481
00:25:46,043 --> 00:25:47,511
[moaning]
482
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:50,747
Oh, yeah!
483
00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:55,151
And I could handle
484
00:25:55,185 --> 00:25:57,186
this problem
once and for all.
485
00:25:58,988 --> 00:26:01,623
But it turned out to be
486
00:26:01,658 --> 00:26:04,727
a much better plan
than I anticipated.
487
00:26:04,761 --> 00:26:07,296
Because cheating
is one thing,
488
00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:09,565
but accidentally
killing a trick
489
00:26:09,599 --> 00:26:12,668
during a sex game gone wrong
the night before your wedding--
490
00:26:12,702 --> 00:26:15,905
Well, there's just no way
491
00:26:15,939 --> 00:26:19,442
that Cam was
ever gonna say "I do."
492
00:26:19,476 --> 00:26:20,743
Not to her.
493
00:26:20,777 --> 00:26:23,079
No wonder you wanted
to call the cops.
494
00:26:23,113 --> 00:26:26,115
You knew it looked bad for me.
495
00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,718
I did what I had to do.
496
00:26:28,752 --> 00:26:33,255
I mean, we're talking
ten million dollars here.
497
00:26:34,158 --> 00:26:36,326
It's not fair.
498
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,595
Okay, I was the good girl.
499
00:26:38,629 --> 00:26:41,197
I went to Nana's house
every Sunday.
500
00:26:41,232 --> 00:26:44,767
I remembered her birthdays.
He didn't.
501
00:26:44,801 --> 00:26:46,869
I was the one
that got straight A's.
502
00:26:46,903 --> 00:26:48,337
I was the good girl.
503
00:26:48,371 --> 00:26:52,207
But the bitch
left it all to him.
504
00:26:52,241 --> 00:26:55,009
Thought he could change.
505
00:26:56,444 --> 00:26:59,313
But it wasn't the money
that changed him, Rachel.
506
00:26:59,347 --> 00:27:01,281
It was you.
507
00:27:02,851 --> 00:27:05,319
Your little Frederick's
of Hollywood number--
508
00:27:05,353 --> 00:27:06,821
was it preshrunk?
509
00:27:06,855 --> 00:27:08,455
No.
510
00:27:15,598 --> 00:27:19,101
Worst maid of honor ever.
511
00:27:21,037 --> 00:27:22,638
[police radio chatter]
512
00:27:27,276 --> 00:27:30,211
So I guess I won't
be giving you my toast.
513
00:27:30,246 --> 00:27:33,848
Kim, this is serious.
You killed someone.
514
00:27:33,882 --> 00:27:36,050
I know.
515
00:27:36,084 --> 00:27:39,386
But I also know
what kind of man you are, Cam,
516
00:27:39,420 --> 00:27:41,688
and you'll spend most
of that ten million dollars
517
00:27:41,723 --> 00:27:45,659
on the best doctors
and lawyers to get me off.
518
00:27:47,396 --> 00:27:50,298
I'll see you again.
519
00:27:50,332 --> 00:27:52,000
Soon.
520
00:27:53,803 --> 00:27:57,272
Oh, and will you
save me some cake?
521
00:27:57,306 --> 00:28:01,143
You know how I love me
some cake.
522
00:28:01,177 --> 00:28:03,078
I'll come visit you.
523
00:28:03,112 --> 00:28:05,013
I'll get you the cake.
524
00:28:05,047 --> 00:28:07,148
No. No.
525
00:28:13,321 --> 00:28:15,455
[police radio chatter]
526
00:28:29,703 --> 00:28:32,038
It's been said it's bad luck
for a bride and groom
527
00:28:32,072 --> 00:28:34,140
to see each other
before the wedding.
528
00:28:34,174 --> 00:28:36,242
Although,
after the day they've had,
529
00:28:36,276 --> 00:28:38,143
I don't blame Rachel or Cam
530
00:28:38,178 --> 00:28:40,512
for throwing caution
to the wind.
531
00:28:40,546 --> 00:28:42,213
As for lessons learned,
532
00:28:42,248 --> 00:28:44,282
it's an age-old question
for women:
533
00:28:44,316 --> 00:28:48,219
Do you marry
for love or for money?
534
00:28:48,253 --> 00:28:50,555
[chuckles]
535
00:28:50,589 --> 00:28:52,623
Luckily, though,
for Rachel Worth,
536
00:28:52,657 --> 00:28:54,992
today she doesn't
have to choose.
537
00:28:55,026 --> 00:28:57,661
Mahalo.
538
00:28:57,695 --> 00:29:01,331
♪ You sayyou want to marry me ♪
539
00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:02,732
♪ It's dark in here ♪
540
00:29:02,767 --> 00:29:05,201
♪ I cannot find the light ♪
541
00:29:05,236 --> 00:29:08,505
♪ You say,why don't we go outside? ♪
542
00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:10,274
♪ We can wander around ♪
543
00:29:10,308 --> 00:29:13,011
♪ We can stay up all night ♪
544
00:29:13,045 --> 00:29:15,947
♪ I knowI have to come around ♪
545
00:29:15,981 --> 00:29:17,883
♪ If I want to find it ♪
546
00:29:17,917 --> 00:29:20,753
♪ If I wantto make it real ♪
547
00:29:23,190 --> 00:29:26,125
♪ Oh, I might like that ♪
548
00:29:26,159 --> 00:29:29,462
♪ Everything has lostits impact ♪
549
00:29:30,697 --> 00:29:33,600
♪ Oh, I might like that ♪
550
00:29:33,634 --> 00:29:37,004
♪ Everything has lostits impact ♪
551
00:29:38,239 --> 00:29:41,475
♪ Oh, I might like that ♪
552
00:29:41,509 --> 00:29:43,477
♪ Everything is lost ♪
553
00:29:43,511 --> 00:29:46,379
♪ It gets away from me ♪
554
00:29:46,414 --> 00:29:50,414
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
555
00:29:50,451 --> 00:29:51,651
[electricity arcing]
556
00:29:51,685 --> 00:29:54,120
[Man]Kill, Ubu, kill.
557
00:29:54,155 --> 00:29:56,490
Good fish.39804
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Welsh
Wolof