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Femme Fatales 01x06
Girls Gone Dead
Original Air Date on June 17, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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♪ [upbeat]
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Okay, here's one.
20 bucks says you can't name
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all seven dwarves.
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Easy, Dopey, Sleepy,
Sexy, Drunky--
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What? Sexy--
...Charming.
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No, that's not it.
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Whatever.
It's a loaded question.
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You do it for 40.
Ready? Like a Gatling gun.
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Dopey, Doc, Sleepy,
Sneezy, uh--
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You owe me 40 bucks.
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Let's get to work.
Love this job.
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[chuckles]
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You got the envelope?
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Yeah, I got it
right here.
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We're here
to make you famous.
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[girls giggling]
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♪
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♪ I've got my eye on you ♪
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♪ I've got my eye on you ♪
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♪ And I'm hooked here, too ♪
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♪ Your fooling around's ♪
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♪ Getting bloodon my shoes, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa ♪
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♪ I've set my sights on you ♪
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♪ I've set my sights on you ♪
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♪ I've got an alibi, too ♪
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♪ So don't look around ♪
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♪ I've got nothing to lose ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa ♪
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[gunshot]
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Psychologists believe that
the brain doesn't stop maturing
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until we're well
into our twenties.
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What does that mean for
a girl who's turned 18?
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Legally, she's an adult,
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yet she still has
a brain that's--
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well, let's just say a brain
that's not fully cooked.
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I guess that's why
we go away to college.
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It's like an incubator--
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a place to keep our bodies safe
and our brains baking
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until we're able to make
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informed, intelligent choices.
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But what happens when our bodies
are ready, willing, and able,
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yet our minds
are not mature enough
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to make these right decisions,
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especially when faced
with a friendly smile,
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and irresistible
temptations like
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a T-shirt,
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or worse...
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plastic beads?
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You can't expect a girl
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whose body that's trying
to catch up to its brain
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to understand concepts
like consequences,
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particularly with
a little booze involved,
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and some soft light,
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and a charming man
with a camera.
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I'm Tiffany,
president of the sorority.
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I'm Jay Roma.
We know who you are.
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You're famous!
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Infamous is more like it.
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This is Kip, my crude
yet competent cameraman.
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[Kip] Hello.
I'm Erida.
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Erida?
Erida? That's a new one.
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It's an old one, actually.
I'm named after a Greek goddess.
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The goddess of sexy librarians?
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'Cause of the glasses? Cute.
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And you are?
Alexis. Social secretary.
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I plan the parties.
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Hi, Alexis.
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Did you find
the place okay?
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Got a little lost,
but we're here now.
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You're not on sorority row,
so it as a bit confusing.
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So maybe we should get
down to business first?
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Oh.
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I'll take that.
I'm sorority treasurer.
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Ten grand. You can count it.
We trust you.
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You saved us
from foreclosure.
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You're saving our asses,
you know.
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Can't wait to see
those cute asses.
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I should have hired a eunuch.
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Forgive him.
Who's Eunuch?
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No one you'd ever want
to meet, Alexis.
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So whatever happened
to a bake sale
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or a car wash?
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You can't make ten grand
baking cookies.
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Well, we're happy to help.
Do you know how this works?
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Let's meet the girls.
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I guarantee there is not
a hotter party in the world
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and no place I'd rather be
than right here
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with the girls
of Theta Alpha Nu!
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Ten smoking hot coeds
and yours truly!
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I got a feeling we're gonna
see some truly Crazy Chixx!
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Let's find out just how crazy!
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How was that?
That was good.
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All right, let's get this party started.
Right on.
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♪ [pop]
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♪ [female singing]
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♪ [continues]
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Yeah, spank--
More of that stuff.
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You see that stuff?
That's what we're looking for.
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[girls cheering]
♪ [continues]
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[Jay] Come on, girls,
shake your money makers.
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Let's go.
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Drinks are free, girls.
Drink up.
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Yeah!
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Who's that in the red shirt?
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Yeah, shake 'em, baby.
Shake 'em.
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Whoo!
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Lotta dimes here, girls.
Drink up.
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Yeah! Chug-a-lug!
Party time!
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Get it going, girls.
Come on, Kip, don't miss it.
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Yeah, ladies! Ladies!
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Keep it going.
It's a party. Whatever.
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Madame President,
I need you to go over there--
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[whispering]
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All right?
Leave it to me.
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♪ [continues]
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Jeannie and Betty.
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[chuckling]
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You girls ready
to earn that money?
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♪ [continues in distance]
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All right.
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On the bed.
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Here.
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SoCo?
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What is this,
high school?
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Here.
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Drinking from the bottle?
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I thought you Theta girls
had more manners.
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I don't think
they need a chaperone.
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[door closes]
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What is this, Sunday school?
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Girls, you're making
even Kip soft.
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Get into it.
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[clears throat]
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Well, they didn't need
much coaxing.
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What is it about a video camera
that would make
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an otherwise reasonable girl
act like this?
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Take your fucking tops off.
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Are we crazy?
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No, we're not.
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We know exactly
what we're doing.
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Do we?
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Come on!
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I don't know if I can
go through with this.
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Um, hello? A little late,
don't you think?
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Yeah, Emily.
The camera's rolling.
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I don't want to be a bitch, Em,
but we signed an oath.
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We're all in this together.
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Can I have some of those?
No.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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This is a great opportunity.
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It will be worth it.
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When is it our turn?
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Calm down.
We'll all get our chance.
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Let's just do what they ask.
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That's what we're
getting paid for.
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How'd they do?
Tiffany, I don't mean to seem petty,
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but our deal was for 10 girls
and I only see 9.
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Oh, there are 10.
Caroline's in her room.
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She's not feeling well,
but you'll meet her soon.
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I promise.
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She as cute as the rest of you?
Caroline?
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Oh, yeah,
she's a perfect 10.
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I gotta reload.
Can I have the keys?
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Right on.
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Wait! I've never been
inside a tour bus before.
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Well, then you haven't lived.
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Kip? We're working.
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I'll be 4 1/2 minutes.
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It's a lot bigger
than I thought.
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That's what she--
Please don't!
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Sorry.
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I bet this thing doesn't
get very good mileage.
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Oh, don't kid yourself.
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We've gotten plenty
of mileage out of this one.
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Do you ever say anything
that's not perverted?
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Occupational hazard,
I guess.
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Good. I like it.
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Is it true you're worth like
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three hundred trillion dollars?
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Three hundred trillion?
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Well, maybe not three hundred,
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but you're definitely
a trillionaire, aren't you?
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Yeah, definitely.
Wow.
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[clears throat]
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What's in there?
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There?
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How did you get into this, Jay?
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Oh, long story.
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Ooh! Tell us! Tell us!
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Okay.
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I was a senior in high school,
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and my dad got me this
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Polaroid camera
for Christmas...
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and I was at this girl's house.
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Emily Murphy.
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Hot little cheerleader chick.
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Way out of my league.
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I bet this bed has seen
a thing or two.
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Well, eight's our record,
actually.
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Emily's waiting
for me to make a move,
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which, admittedly at the time,
I was not very good at.
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Believe it or not,
I was pretty innocent.
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So instead of making a move,
I take a Polaroid.
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And I swear to God,
when that flash went off,
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and that film came shooting
out of the front,
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it was like,
I don't know...
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like the ultimate
aphrodisiac for her.
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So I take another and another.
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Five photos later...
she's naked,
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and I'm in business.
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Wow, this mattress
is better than mine.
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Feel how firm it is.
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Shouldn't that be my line?
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There you go again.
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But I wish it was.
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I stumble upon a little known fact
that makes me a very wealthy man--
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Women are natural
exhibitionists.
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And men,
we're born voyeurs.
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We should really get going.
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Are you turning me down?
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Oh, my.
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Uh, not by choice.
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I have a confession.
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I kind of have a fetish
for older guys.
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At 17, I realize that all a
girl needs is a little booze
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and a camera...
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and she'll do
anything you want.
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What a coincidence,
I have a fetish for girls, period.
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Well, then we'll
get along just fine.
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Whoa!
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I have also a fetish
for not pissing off Jay.
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So, come on,
let's get back.
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Thanks, man.
I gotta go powder my nose.
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Bathroom's
at the end of the hall.
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Okay, thanks.
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Oh, hey, no hard feelings?
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We'll see.
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[whistles]
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Oh, flowers
for the pretty girl.
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[wood creaking]
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You shoot everything
on the X-100?
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Huh?
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The camera-- the X-100.
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Emily's a movie major.
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Yeah, look,
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I've shot a billion
of these things,
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and I still don't know
a damn thing about that.
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[faucet squeaks]
[air hisses]
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Okay, well, say hello.
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Show us your chest!
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Are you sure you're 18?
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00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,006
[laughing]
261
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,558
Come here.
262
00:15:50,976 --> 00:15:52,343
[no audible dialogue]
263
00:15:52,377 --> 00:15:53,777
[girls laughing]
264
00:15:53,812 --> 00:15:56,247
[Jay chuckles]
265
00:16:06,952 --> 00:16:08,853
All right, that's enough.
266
00:16:08,887 --> 00:16:11,956
Don't tell me you're camera shy.
No, no, no, no.
267
00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:46,358
Whoo!
[girls laughing]
268
00:16:46,392 --> 00:16:47,826
All right, all right,
that's enough!
269
00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:50,195
Come on, take it easy.
No, no, no.
270
00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,264
Look, I said that's enough!
271
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:56,035
[wood creaking]
272
00:17:03,911 --> 00:17:04,878
What he fuck?
273
00:17:04,912 --> 00:17:07,414
You like the house?
274
00:17:09,383 --> 00:17:11,918
I have a strict policy.
275
00:17:11,952 --> 00:17:13,719
I don't participate.
276
00:17:13,753 --> 00:17:15,421
Why not?
277
00:17:15,455 --> 00:17:18,190
I built my brand
on crazy chicks,
278
00:17:18,224 --> 00:17:20,626
not on some douche bag
trying to get with them.
279
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:24,296
You've never been in
one of your videos?
280
00:17:24,331 --> 00:17:27,699
No. Never.
It would ruin my reputation.
281
00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:29,834
Nobody lives here.
282
00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:33,004
Of course we live here.
It's our sorority house.
283
00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:34,473
This is no sorority.
284
00:17:34,507 --> 00:17:35,641
Nobody lives here.
285
00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:36,809
And that's water.
286
00:17:38,403 --> 00:17:39,955
Water is the source of all life.
287
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,915
Why are all the vodka bottles
filled with water?
288
00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:45,451
We don't want
to be drunk for this.
289
00:17:48,521 --> 00:17:50,289
Who are you?
290
00:17:51,624 --> 00:17:53,091
Where the hell is Kip?
291
00:17:56,428 --> 00:17:58,829
My fault. Sorry.
292
00:17:58,863 --> 00:18:00,464
Where the hell is he?
293
00:18:00,498 --> 00:18:02,365
Let's just say
his willpower lost this time.
294
00:18:02,399 --> 00:18:03,800
Kip! You're fired!
295
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,635
Don't blame him.
He couldn't resist.
296
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:08,437
What happened?
What did you do?
297
00:18:08,472 --> 00:18:11,541
Jesus Christ! He knows better.
To hell with him.
298
00:18:11,575 --> 00:18:13,043
You know how
to work this thing?
299
00:18:13,077 --> 00:18:14,611
Hell, yeah.
Good. Come on.
300
00:18:14,646 --> 00:18:16,947
I want to make
this horny bastard sorry.
301
00:18:18,483 --> 00:18:20,684
We have just the thing.
302
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,367
[wood creaking]
303
00:18:56,255 --> 00:18:58,656
Oh, you girls
don't fuck around.
304
00:18:58,690 --> 00:19:02,059
No. We put a lot of thought
into this night.
305
00:19:19,112 --> 00:19:20,914
Roll camera.
306
00:19:20,948 --> 00:19:23,149
♪ [classical]
307
00:20:22,476 --> 00:20:24,577
Cut.
♪ [stops]
308
00:20:24,611 --> 00:20:26,379
What are you doing?
309
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:31,050
We know you don't want
to be on camera,
310
00:20:31,085 --> 00:20:34,254
but I think we're entitled
to some bragging rights.
311
00:20:40,965 --> 00:20:43,067
Bragging rights?
312
00:20:43,101 --> 00:20:48,572
We want to be able to say
that we fucked Jay Roma.
313
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:56,245
All right,
this is against my--
314
00:20:56,279 --> 00:20:58,180
No one will ever know.
315
00:20:58,214 --> 00:20:59,615
[whispers]
I promise.
316
00:21:03,219 --> 00:21:05,620
You've had a lot of girls.
317
00:21:05,654 --> 00:21:09,824
But have you ever had
an entire sorority house?
318
00:21:09,859 --> 00:21:12,594
♪ [romantic]
[girls chuckle]
319
00:21:39,324 --> 00:21:42,426
♪ [continues]
320
00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:50,168
Hey!
321
00:21:51,303 --> 00:21:53,371
Where's number ten?
322
00:21:53,405 --> 00:21:54,740
You know, number ten?
323
00:21:54,774 --> 00:21:56,141
Caroline?
324
00:21:56,175 --> 00:21:59,078
You'll meet her very soon.
325
00:21:59,112 --> 00:22:00,579
I promise.
326
00:22:02,683 --> 00:22:04,751
[chuckles]
Hey.
327
00:22:38,418 --> 00:22:40,353
All right, this is
getting kind of kinky.
328
00:22:40,387 --> 00:22:42,055
Oh, no, this is so hot.
329
00:22:42,089 --> 00:22:44,157
Oh, my gosh.
Totally hot.
330
00:22:44,191 --> 00:22:45,425
What do you think, Jay?
331
00:22:45,459 --> 00:22:47,794
Fucking hot.
Yeah.
332
00:22:52,033 --> 00:22:54,835
All right, peek-a-boo.
333
00:22:54,869 --> 00:22:57,804
Hey, I can't see.
334
00:22:57,839 --> 00:22:59,640
I think you need to cool down.
335
00:23:02,944 --> 00:23:04,445
What the hell we doing?
336
00:23:04,479 --> 00:23:06,780
We have another surprise
for you.
337
00:23:06,815 --> 00:23:08,916
Step up.
You go.
338
00:23:08,950 --> 00:23:10,684
Oh, that's fucking cold!
339
00:23:12,053 --> 00:23:13,153
Okay.
[chuckling]
340
00:23:13,187 --> 00:23:15,422
I get it.
Very funny!
341
00:23:15,457 --> 00:23:18,392
[girls chuckle]
I love it.
342
00:23:18,426 --> 00:23:20,928
All right, look,
this is getting dangerous.
343
00:23:20,962 --> 00:23:22,062
Tiffany?
344
00:23:22,096 --> 00:23:24,865
I'm getting kind of
used to that name.
345
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,800
It's got a nice ring to it.
346
00:23:26,835 --> 00:23:28,569
My name real is Jessica.
347
00:23:28,603 --> 00:23:30,504
But you wouldn't
remember that, Jay.
348
00:23:30,538 --> 00:23:34,641
Tiffany is just a variation
of a Greek name.
349
00:23:34,675 --> 00:23:35,641
Tisiphone.
350
00:23:35,676 --> 00:23:37,176
She was a goddess--
351
00:23:37,211 --> 00:23:39,612
the goddess of vengeance.
352
00:23:39,646 --> 00:23:42,548
All right, uh...
353
00:23:42,582 --> 00:23:43,816
Kip!
354
00:23:43,850 --> 00:23:45,517
But I thought you wanted
to meet Caroline.
355
00:23:45,552 --> 00:23:47,152
Fuck Caroline!
356
00:23:47,186 --> 00:23:49,121
You already did!
357
00:23:49,155 --> 00:23:51,891
You got me and Caroline drunk.
358
00:23:51,925 --> 00:23:53,426
Really drunk.
359
00:23:54,561 --> 00:23:56,329
Then you gave us some money.
360
00:23:57,665 --> 00:24:00,000
And then you ruined our lives.
361
00:24:02,170 --> 00:24:04,338
Shit! It's her!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
362
00:24:04,373 --> 00:24:05,940
Dude, that's fucking her!
363
00:24:05,975 --> 00:24:09,411
We had to drop out of school,
change our names,
364
00:24:09,445 --> 00:24:11,880
and no matter where we moved
or what we did,
365
00:24:11,914 --> 00:24:14,082
we could not get away
what we did for you.
366
00:24:14,116 --> 00:24:17,318
And this goddamn ice
is hotter than you.
367
00:24:17,352 --> 00:24:19,486
Now heat the fuck up.
[screaming]
368
00:24:19,521 --> 00:24:21,321
Now get into it!
369
00:24:21,356 --> 00:24:26,226
Of course, I handled it better
a lot better than she did.
370
00:24:27,895 --> 00:24:30,663
[sniffling, sobbing]
371
00:24:40,641 --> 00:24:42,275
Keep the money.
372
00:24:42,309 --> 00:24:43,610
All right?
373
00:24:43,644 --> 00:24:47,180
Keep the money
and let me go.
374
00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:50,451
Kip!
375
00:24:50,485 --> 00:24:52,653
I don't think
he's gonna be much help.
376
00:24:54,523 --> 00:24:56,124
Nobody lives here.
377
00:24:56,158 --> 00:24:59,128
Of course we live here,
it's our sorority house.
378
00:25:01,531 --> 00:25:02,798
Who are you?
379
00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:04,667
You're a fucking dime a dozen!
380
00:25:04,701 --> 00:25:06,335
There's a billion more
sluts out there
381
00:25:06,370 --> 00:25:08,771
who won't pull this hurt
little girl shit.
382
00:25:08,806 --> 00:25:11,640
We're just crazy chicks, Kip.
Isn't that what you want?
383
00:25:11,675 --> 00:25:15,177
Put your training bra back on
and get the fuck out!
384
00:25:15,211 --> 00:25:16,811
[sobs]
Here. Here.
385
00:25:16,846 --> 00:25:18,413
Keep the fucking T-shirt.
386
00:25:18,447 --> 00:25:20,582
You're not college students.
387
00:25:34,329 --> 00:25:36,263
I know you. You're name's
not Erida, is it?
388
00:25:36,298 --> 00:25:38,399
Very good, Kip.
389
00:25:38,433 --> 00:25:41,402
I'm gonna give you a little
lesson in Greek mythology.
390
00:25:41,436 --> 00:25:43,771
You see, Erida was
a Greek goddess--
391
00:25:43,805 --> 00:25:45,672
the goddess of hate.
392
00:25:45,707 --> 00:25:48,575
She could only be at peace
once blood was spilled.
393
00:25:48,610 --> 00:25:51,678
What are you gonna do?
Isn't it obvious?
394
00:26:01,788 --> 00:26:04,122
By the way, I'm Ashley.
395
00:26:04,157 --> 00:26:06,558
When you filmed me,
that was my name.
396
00:26:06,592 --> 00:26:10,062
It was her brilliant idea
to use Greek names.
397
00:26:10,096 --> 00:26:13,966
Alexis,
from the Greek name Alecto.
398
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,069
The goddess of unresting.
399
00:26:16,103 --> 00:26:18,905
I haven't rested
since I met you, Jay.
400
00:26:18,940 --> 00:26:22,809
Ash graduated magna cum laude
in Ancient Greek.
401
00:26:22,844 --> 00:26:25,779
She's a member of Mensa,
dipshit.
402
00:26:25,814 --> 00:26:28,850
I have a feeling
I'll rest tonight.
403
00:26:28,884 --> 00:26:30,318
What do you want?
404
00:26:30,352 --> 00:26:31,586
What do you want?
[girls giggling]
405
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:32,820
Isn't it obvious?
406
00:26:32,855 --> 00:26:35,022
We all appeared in your videos.
407
00:26:35,057 --> 00:26:38,893
Now it's your turn
to be in ours.
408
00:26:38,928 --> 00:26:40,095
What are you doing?
409
00:26:40,129 --> 00:26:41,930
After everything
we just told you,
410
00:26:41,964 --> 00:26:43,665
you still can't figure it out?
411
00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:46,100
And we're rolling.
412
00:26:48,003 --> 00:26:50,103
[gasping]
413
00:26:50,138 --> 00:26:52,373
Okay. All right.
414
00:26:52,407 --> 00:26:55,409
I know what you're doing,
you dumb bitches.
415
00:26:55,444 --> 00:26:57,211
You think you're gonna
embarrass me?
416
00:26:57,246 --> 00:26:59,614
You think you're gonna film me
417
00:26:59,648 --> 00:27:01,283
and make me look like
an asshole
418
00:27:01,317 --> 00:27:02,684
and ruin my reputation?
419
00:27:02,719 --> 00:27:05,654
When I get out of here,
you're all dead!
420
00:27:05,689 --> 00:27:07,223
Fuck you!
421
00:27:07,257 --> 00:27:09,458
And fuck your whore friend
Caroline!
422
00:27:09,493 --> 00:27:11,927
And to think I had second
thoughts about this.
423
00:27:11,961 --> 00:27:14,263
I told you
it would be worth it.
424
00:27:14,297 --> 00:27:17,899
I'm gonna sue you
for everything you've got!
425
00:27:17,934 --> 00:27:21,836
You wanna film me?
[wood creaking]
426
00:27:21,870 --> 00:27:24,205
Go ahead and film me,
you stupid whores.
427
00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:28,843
Come on. Let's go
upstairs and clean up.
428
00:27:39,689 --> 00:27:41,056
[wood creaking]
Wait!
429
00:27:44,060 --> 00:27:45,594
Congrats, Jay.
430
00:27:45,628 --> 00:27:48,164
This is will definitely
be your biggest hit ever.
431
00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:51,233
Where are you going?
432
00:27:51,268 --> 00:27:52,768
Hey, come back here.
433
00:27:52,802 --> 00:27:54,570
No. Come back.
434
00:27:54,604 --> 00:27:56,439
Please. Hey.
435
00:27:56,473 --> 00:27:59,208
[wood creaking]
Come back.
436
00:27:59,243 --> 00:28:00,877
[coughing]
437
00:28:00,911 --> 00:28:02,879
[choking]
438
00:28:06,817 --> 00:28:08,685
[stammering]
439
00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:11,788
[muttering, indistinct]
440
00:28:17,394 --> 00:28:19,362
Hey!
441
00:28:20,297 --> 00:28:22,699
Help! Help!
442
00:28:26,336 --> 00:28:28,304
[laughing]
443
00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:31,741
Luckily, most people
can't speak Greek.
444
00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:33,943
If Kip or Jay did,
they may recognize
445
00:28:33,977 --> 00:28:35,979
that Theta Alpha Nu
446
00:28:36,013 --> 00:28:39,549
are the first three letters
of the word thanatos.
447
00:28:40,818 --> 00:28:42,685
That's Greek for death.
448
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,721
Clever girls.
449
00:28:47,591 --> 00:28:49,592
Jay Roma.
450
00:28:49,626 --> 00:28:52,994
He made his first million
at the age of 25.
451
00:28:53,029 --> 00:28:55,797
His first hundred million
by the age of 32.
452
00:28:55,831 --> 00:28:58,232
But by 35...
453
00:28:58,267 --> 00:29:02,870
20 million hits
on his very last video.
454
00:29:02,905 --> 00:29:04,672
I guess these chicks
455
00:29:04,706 --> 00:29:06,974
are crazierthan what he ever dreamed.
456
00:29:08,143 --> 00:29:09,610
And as the Greeks say--
457
00:29:09,644 --> 00:29:11,245
Kali nichta.
458
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,780
Good night.
459
00:29:12,815 --> 00:29:16,815
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
460
00:29:17,053 --> 00:29:18,921
♪ If I was you ♪
461
00:29:18,955 --> 00:29:21,090
♪ I would runfor your life ♪31963
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