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But the point is,
if you're gonna spend
all day fucking,
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shouldn't Pied Piper be
a dude you wanna fuck?
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All right.
Let's do an exercise.
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You've got unlimited time
and resources,
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you can build anything
in the world you want
with your compression,
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anything at all,
what's it gonna be?
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- Three, two, one, go.
- Go, go, go.
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You said I have
unlimited time?
Now. Now, now!
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A new Internet.
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What? Why?
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Okay. Well, I haven't really
thought this through, so...
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Okay.
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I own a telescope...
Of course you do.
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...and I brought it out
one night to look
at the full moon.
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Of course you did.
And I got to thinking...
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"Wow, we put
a man on the moon
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using the computing power
of a handheld calculator."
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And then I thought,
"Okay...
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"there's literally millions
of times
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"more computing power
in my phone
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and that's just
sitting in my pocket
doing nothing." Right?
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So then I thought, there's,
what, billions of phones
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all around the world
with the same computing power
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just sitting
in people's pockets.
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So then I thought,
"What if we use
all those phones
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to build
a massive network?"
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We use
my compression algorithm
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to make everything
small and efficient to move
things around, and...
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if we could do it...
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we could build a completely
decentralized version
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of our current Internet,
with no firewalls,
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no tolls,
no government regulation,
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no spying.
Information...
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would be totally free
in every sense of the word.
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You wanna build
a new Internet?
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Yeah, it's--
Richard, I like it.
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That I would fund.
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Well, I-I-- I don't know
if it's possible, and--
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Look, if this new Internet
is the man of your dreams
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and this is the man
that you wanna fuck,
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then you need
to fuck him.
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That man
I will pay you
to fuck.
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Where the fuck
is that kid?
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Wait a minute.
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Aw, shit.
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They kicked us
out of this place.
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I'm at the wrong
fucking school.
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Richard, you find that man,
fuck him good.
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Careful please.
He's gonna peel out.
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♪ Cut my life into pieces,
this is my last resort ♪
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Monica, I need to--
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Oh. You're not...
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Monica? No. Thank God.
I'm Ed Chen.
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Laurie put me in the good office
and moved Monica down the hall.
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Way down the hall.
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Okay. Sorry.
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You're gonna listen
to Russ Hanneman?
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Richard, you sound
like a crazy person.
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I know, but--
but Russ is right.
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I mean, I hate the video chat.
I really do.
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Oh...
What?
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Oh, wow, you can see
right into the--
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Yeah, I'm very aware.
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Laurie is punishing me
for taking your side
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and going against her,
so she moved me down here
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and gave my office
to that little
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brownnosing shit, Ed Chen.
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Anyway, Richard,
you're not gonna
seriously go home
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and tell the guys
in your company
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that even though your
user rates are skyrocketing
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that you wanna pivot.
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For the past 48 hours,
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I've been trying to rewrite
the core video chat code,
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and I literally can't.
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Instead of typing,
I just bite my fingernails.
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I think, subconsciously,
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I would rather bite
my own fingers off
than work on this platform.
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