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♪ Kane is in the building ♪
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Now tell me how you love it,
you know you at the top ♪
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♪ When only heaven's
right above it, we on ♪
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♪ 'Cause we on ♪
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♪ Who else is really trying to
fuck with Hollywood Cole? ♪
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♪ I'm with Marley G, bro ♪
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♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks
to my Hollywood shows ♪
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♪ And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know ♪
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♪ This that "Slumdog
Millionaire" Bollywood flow ♪
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♪ And, uh ♪
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♪ My real friends
never hearing from me ♪
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♪ Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me ♪
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♪ That's why I pick and choose,
I don't get shit confused ♪
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♪ Don't like my women single,
I like my chicks in twos ♪
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♪ And these days all the
girls is down to roll ♪
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♪ I hit the strip club and all
them bitches find the pole ♪
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♪ Plus, I been sippin', so this
shit is moving kinda slow ♪
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♪ Just tell my girl to tell her
friend that it's time to go. ♪
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Keep her close, Roberto.
- Sure.
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(WOMEN LAUGHING)
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♪ Give it what you can
while you still can give it ♪
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♪ Give it what you can, can ♪
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♪ Give it what you can
'cause you gotta live with it ♪
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♪ Give it what you can, can ♪
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I give it five stars, Tony. Five stars.
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♪ In every situation
there's a good and bad ♪
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♪ The world's sittin'
right on the ledge ♪
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♪ We gotta keep our eyes wide open ♪
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♪ And hope we don't fell off the edge ♪
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♪ Livin' in a world that
don't look confusin' ♪
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♪ Grabbed all the food we eat ♪
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♪ Better conditions is just... ♪
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He may be fashionably late,
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but our intrepid leader
does not arrive empty-handed.
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(ALL CLAPPING)
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Are you about to hand
us cash or somethin'?
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Even better. You cannot sip hundies,
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so I've been saving these bad boys
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for a very special occasion.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Any of you motherfuckers
that don't drink wine,
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- fuck you, you start tonight.
- (ALL LAUGHING)
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♪ Give it what you can
while you still can give it ♪
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♪ Give it what you can, can ♪
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♪ Give it what you can
'cause you gotta live with it ♪
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- ♪ Give it what you can, can ♪
- (TAPS ON WINE GLASS)
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SPENCER: Yay.
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"Go West, young man.
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Go West."
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- Why?
- What the fuck do you mean, why?
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- It's a super-famous quote.
- By who?
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I don't... Your fuckin' mother.
I have no idea.
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(ALL LAUGH, EXCLAIM)
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JOE: I don't know. Fuckin'...
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All right, forget it. You go.
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- All right, all right.
- RICKY: Let's help him out.
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SPENCER: I can't drop a
quote, I'm not that smart.
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You're fuckin' Mensa
compared to this table.
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SPENCER: Let me drop a little knowledge.
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With success and self-improvement
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comes obligation...
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Fact.
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and now we know that our brothers,
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starting with Mr. Charles Greane,
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- the Big Man himself...
- I'm proud of you.
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And our other brother,
Tricky Ricky Jerret...
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on their long, glorious journey
to the other coast, Californ-I-A.
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We're just relocatin'.
We're not dyin', brother.
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So much pressure on me
I feel like I'm dyin'.
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Safe passage, our brothers.
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These brothers are
flyin' on private jets,
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not travelin' on wagon trains.
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Shut the fuck up.
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I'm tryin' to deliver my goddamn toast.
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We love you, we will miss you,
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and we will hold it down
until you return.
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- Cheers.
- I'll drink to that.
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May you always have a clean shirt,
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a clear conscience,
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and enough coins in your pocket
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to buy yourself a pint.
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Irish.
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Sit your drunk ass down.
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JASON: I'll drink to that, too!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Spencer, walkin' me to my car?
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Can't believe it, man.
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Don't expect a kiss good night.
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- Ah.
- Shit.
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You might change your mind about that.
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Whoa, look at you.
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I see all that neglect last year
didn't go in vain.
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When I tell you I got you, I got you.
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I knew that then. I just wanted
some concrete evidence, brother.
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- Like an episode of Dateline?
- Right.
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Word on the street is, though,
you're looking for funds to expand.
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- Yes, we're looking to expand.
- So am I, baby.
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- Count me in.
- You sure about that?
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Come on, man, hell, yeah. And they
got another five comin' after that.
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I'm feelin' the pressure. Come on.
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And you know you want to follow
us to L.A. You know you do.
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No, me and SoCal don't mix.
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Why, what's the problem?
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It's a long story for another time.
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Go on, get home.
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- You know I love you.
- Love you too.
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(PHONE CHIMING)
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It's a little fuckin' early.
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And a happy good morning
to you too, Spencer.
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- Who is this?
- It's Candace Brewer.
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Candy. What do I owe the honor
of hearing your voice?
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I would have assumed you
were a morning guy, Spencer.
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Picture you at the gym
at 4 a.m. doin' curls.
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I am a morning guy,
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but today's my cheat day.
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Mm.
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Plus, I'm feeling
a little under the weather.
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Well, I have some info
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that should boost your immune system.
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I'm always open to good news.
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You're on the ballot.
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Contrary to public opinion,
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I'm not ready to throw my hat
in the ring yet.
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I'm not talking about public service.
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Although, with the new brand
of politics taking hold,
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- you'll fit right in.
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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I don't quite know if
that's a compliment or not.
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I'm talking about
the Hall of Fame, Spencer.
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And I wouldn't tease you
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about something this momentous.
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Wow. Well, I'm...
I'm actually speechless.
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Well, I'm not.
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Congratulations. It's well earned.
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Candy, thank you so much.
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Really appreciate the call.
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You're ten hours early. Calais
meeting isn't till 6:00
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Come on, get ready.
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Got things to do, other people to see.
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Like what? Calais is the only reason
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I agreed to come out here.
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- What are you doing?
- I don't know,
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I heard you talkin'
to somebody. Thought maybe
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you pulled something out
of the hotel bar last night.
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I was talkin' to Candace Brewer.
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The days of me pulling anything
out of hotel bars are long gone.
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Yeah, me too. Gross.
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Candy Brewer, huh?
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Shit. We're in trouble again, right?
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I don't care. She can't hurt me.
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Old trouble? New trouble?
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No, no, no, we're fine,
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I'm just on the ballot
for the Hall of Fame.
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You motherfucker.
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- Congrats, man.
- Yeah.
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God, I just got chills.
It's like I'm on the ballot too.
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Holy shit. You deserve it.
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Now, come on, shower it up. Let's go.
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All right, let's do it. Do we
have to sit in bullshit traffic?
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- What are we doing?
- We're going shopping.
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Where we goin', Rodeo?
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No, Lance Klians.
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He's an old Burn buddy of mine.
Ran into him last night.
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He needs to sell his company.
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So you're taking advantage
of somebody else's misery.
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Come on, man, I'm feeling good today.
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Don't start the day
with a lecture on karma.
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What does Lance do?
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He's the king of action sports,
my friend.
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Hi.
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Hi, sir. I'm Andrew, your
executive assistant.
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- You got something stuck in your eye?
- No, sir. It's a twitch.
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It goes away after I get to
know my boss for a few months.
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- I've had a couple.
- OK, cool.
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- Well, you just call me Charles.
- Thanks, Charles.
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First order of business, where
do you want your desk and sofa?
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Ah! OK, so I'm thinking
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we push the desk up against the window,
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we move the couch over against the wall,
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with the coffee table
and armchairs facing in.
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Oo-wee. You're goin' good now.
Something wrong?
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It's just not very feng shui your way.
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Besides, I thought you'd want it
a little bit different than Les.
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He had it arranged that way?
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- Why didn't you speak up and say so?
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Sorry to interrupt.
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- Mr. Thompson. How ya doin'?
- I'm good.
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So, what are you planning
with the 300 or so people
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- who work for you now?
- 300. Wow.
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I didn't realize
there were so many people.
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Oh, yeah. You have everyone from
administration, communications,
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community affairs and engagement,
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consumer sales and marketing,
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data analytics...
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Andrew. I got it. Everyone.
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Is this overwhelming for you?
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'Cause you seem like
you're a little overwhelmed.
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- No. No, sir.
- Good. Because basically,
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everyone that works in this building
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and in this organization in general,
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they work for you now, Charles.
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- Except you, sir.
- Yeah.
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In my experience,
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it's best not to keep people in limbo.
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You know, just cut the dead weight fast.
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Maybe they'll find another job.
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Yeah?
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Call me if you need me.
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JOE: Whoever says they miss sleeping
in their own beds when they're away,
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never slept in
a fuckin' five-star hotel.
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Don't you love being
on the road together?
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Huh? Me and you? Where we goin' next?
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Someplace romantic like the Maldives?
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Take that if the answer's yes!
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- Yes!
- Hey, buddy.
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Brother. How's the Left Coast?
It's pissin' rain out here.
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The last time I was in L.A., someone
slipped me a Mickey at the ESPYs.
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I'm not even gonna tell you
whose bed I woke up in,
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but they looked a helluva
lot like Bill Cosby.
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Sure as hell ain't nothing like good
ol' Miami, where people tell you
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they're gonna take advantage
of you before they even do it.
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While you're out there suffering, I
need you to do something for me.
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- What do you got?
- There's this kid I need you to check out.
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He's the top quarterback in the country.
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The kid out of Stanford,
right? Arm like a cannon?
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No, no, no. Not college. High school.
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Shit.
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His mom's an old friend of the family.
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They just need some guidance,
that's all. Nothing shady.
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I don't like the optics of this one bit.
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When has that ever stopped you before?
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It's not about you.
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Everybody with a bag of cash
is talking to this kid.
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Just do it for me and give them
a call while you're out there.
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- Can you?
- Only for you.
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You're the best. Thank you, brother.
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I miss you.
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- What's this?
- Got us something special
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so we could roll in style
while we were here.
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- Wow.
- Hey, am I crazy,
244
00:10:34,897 --> 00:10:37,965
or are their palm trees
greener than ours?
245
00:10:37,966 --> 00:10:40,165
Nah, they're just thirstier.
246
00:10:40,168 --> 00:10:42,067
♪ Just let go of sorrow ♪
247
00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:44,638
♪ Like there's no tomorrow ♪
248
00:10:44,639 --> 00:10:48,908
♪ 'Cause tonight might be your last ♪
249
00:10:48,911 --> 00:10:50,442
♪ So stay up till sunrise ♪
250
00:10:50,445 --> 00:10:51,812
♪ Sunrise ♪
251
00:10:51,813 --> 00:10:53,209
♪ Wipe the tears from your eyes ♪
252
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,581
♪ Your eyes ♪
253
00:10:54,582 --> 00:10:56,849
♪ Leave it in the past ♪
254
00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:58,683
God damn!
255
00:10:58,686 --> 00:11:01,553
This is a Real Housewivesof Orange County crib!
256
00:11:01,556 --> 00:11:03,154
(LAUGHS) Hell, yeah.
257
00:11:03,157 --> 00:11:06,625
Hi! Nice to see you both again.
258
00:11:06,628 --> 00:11:09,227
I think that I am starting to get a feel
259
00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:10,629
for what you guys like.
260
00:11:10,631 --> 00:11:12,197
I like her!
261
00:11:12,198 --> 00:11:15,234
Oh, baby, so sweet. Isn't he?
262
00:11:15,235 --> 00:11:18,370
He sure is. Maybe one day soon
I'll find a man just like him.
263
00:11:18,371 --> 00:11:19,838
Bitch, just open the door already.
264
00:11:19,841 --> 00:11:21,974
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- RICKY: Ooh.
265
00:11:21,975 --> 00:11:24,009
You know I'm just fuckin'
with you, Nancy.
266
00:11:24,011 --> 00:11:26,511
- (WHISPERS) Is she?
- Don't get me involved.
267
00:11:26,514 --> 00:11:28,379
NANCY: So, is it really true
268
00:11:28,381 --> 00:11:29,682
that you're retired?
269
00:11:29,683 --> 00:11:31,716
TTD: We haven't decided that yet.
270
00:11:31,717 --> 00:11:33,751
But like I said before,
and I'll say it again,
271
00:11:33,754 --> 00:11:36,515
I am retired, officially,
but the real blessing is,
272
00:11:36,527 --> 00:11:39,057
I get to spend time with my
daughter and her beautiful mother.
273
00:11:39,059 --> 00:11:40,591
We might go meet with the Chargers.
274
00:11:40,594 --> 00:11:42,360
No, we ain't meetin' with the Chargers.
275
00:11:42,363 --> 00:11:43,695
Shut the fuck up, T.
276
00:11:43,697 --> 00:11:46,097
Well, I really liked watching you play.
277
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,899
Seriously, you need to stop that
before you get us all killed.
278
00:11:48,902 --> 00:11:50,235
Amber don't fuck around.
279
00:11:50,236 --> 00:11:52,104
(PHONE RINGING)
280
00:11:54,408 --> 00:11:57,908
It has his-and-her bathrooms
and his-and-her closets.
281
00:11:57,911 --> 00:12:01,547
Oak and cedar. Hermes orange in the
men's, Chanel pink in the women's.
282
00:12:01,548 --> 00:12:03,347
Whatever you want to do, baby.
283
00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:06,484
Like they say, "Happy baby
mama, happy life," right?
284
00:12:06,485 --> 00:12:08,552
It's "Happy wife, happy life," baby.
285
00:12:08,554 --> 00:12:10,488
- Is it? Semantics.
- Yes.
286
00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:11,719
OK, you know what?
287
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,490
Maybe you should
show me where the kitchen is
288
00:12:13,493 --> 00:12:15,254
since I'm gonna be the one
doing most of the cooking.
289
00:12:15,265 --> 00:12:16,894
It's like a 24 hour-a-day job.
290
00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:18,596
Baby Serene can wake up at any time,
291
00:12:18,597 --> 00:12:20,764
and I gotta fry up some shit, y'know?
292
00:12:20,765 --> 00:12:23,433
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Mm-hmm.
293
00:12:23,436 --> 00:12:25,302
Let's take it to a window.
294
00:12:25,304 --> 00:12:27,404
- Oh, you're so crazy.
- Yeah. Arr!
295
00:12:27,407 --> 00:12:30,240
Only way I can tell if I like the house.
296
00:12:30,243 --> 00:12:32,543
Let's give it our blessing.
297
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:33,911
(BOTH MOAN)
298
00:12:33,913 --> 00:12:36,213
TTD: On, off.
299
00:12:36,216 --> 00:12:39,048
- (FLIPPING SWITCH)
- On, off.
300
00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:42,284
- On, off.
- (RICKY, AMBER MOANING)
301
00:12:42,287 --> 00:12:45,623
So what'd you say this was?
A Viking or a Wolf?
302
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:47,524
♪ So, let me tell you like this ♪
303
00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:49,326
♪ I'm who you're
looking for, I'm the wiz ♪
304
00:12:49,327 --> 00:12:51,227
♪ You ain't never
seen another like this ♪
305
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,996
♪ There ain't no one to do it like I ♪
306
00:12:52,999 --> 00:12:55,131
♪ I'm irreplaceable, that's no lie ♪
307
00:12:55,134 --> 00:12:57,668
♪ Been tokin' on the grade,
I'm so high ♪
308
00:12:57,669 --> 00:13:00,004
Fifty mil for a concrete box
with an "X" on it.
309
00:13:00,005 --> 00:13:02,205
Somehow I was expecting
just a little bit more.
310
00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:05,274
Maybe they like to keep a lot
hidden beneath the surface.
311
00:13:05,277 --> 00:13:07,711
Sort of like you, pal.
312
00:13:07,712 --> 00:13:10,014
- (TAPS ON GLASS)
- (GASPS)
313
00:13:10,015 --> 00:13:12,015
- (MAN LAUGHS)
- Oh, my God.
314
00:13:12,018 --> 00:13:13,951
- Whoooo!
- Whoa. Wow.
315
00:13:13,952 --> 00:13:15,884
- Here you are.
- Yeah, huh?
316
00:13:15,886 --> 00:13:18,187
Jaguar '67. An English classic.
317
00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:20,624
Like riding in the Queen's vagina.
318
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:24,161
Rough ride, but worth it
for the prestige.
319
00:13:24,163 --> 00:13:27,530
- I'm Lance Klians. Wow.
- It's good to see you.
320
00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:30,899
- Congratulations on the HOF.
- I had to tell Lance. Sorry.
321
00:13:30,902 --> 00:13:33,769
That's OK. Just on the ballot.
We'll see what happens.
322
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,239
Modesty's your superpower, not mine.
323
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,674
Joe told me a lot about you
in a short time.
324
00:13:38,677 --> 00:13:42,010
Said you guys really tore up the
playa at the Burn on many occasions.
325
00:13:42,013 --> 00:13:43,812
Yeah, nothing quite like Joe here
326
00:13:43,815 --> 00:13:45,748
running around
in a pair of steampunk goggles
327
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:46,914
and a banana hammock.
328
00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:48,283
Christ. Sorry I missed it.
329
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,750
And I'm sorry I saw it.
330
00:13:49,753 --> 00:13:51,519
I have no regrets.
331
00:13:51,522 --> 00:13:54,657
LANCE: Welcome to our humble abode.
332
00:13:54,658 --> 00:13:58,894
Seven years in the making,
we specialize in extreme sports.
333
00:13:58,895 --> 00:14:03,365
We got 250 employees, all with
impeccable taste, as you can see.
334
00:14:03,366 --> 00:14:05,734
Athletes, branding,
335
00:14:05,735 --> 00:14:07,635
distribution, Motocross, BMX.
336
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,437
If you can ride it,
I can sell you on it.
337
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,407
You remember that Robbie
Madison video "Pipedream"
338
00:14:11,408 --> 00:14:13,975
that I sent you last year?
They did that.
339
00:14:13,976 --> 00:14:16,144
Yeah, I did that. With DC Shoes.
340
00:14:16,145 --> 00:14:18,813
SPENCER: Ah. I remember that one.
That looked expensive.
341
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,782
D'you know, it was expensive.
And it was all on DC's dime.
342
00:14:21,783 --> 00:14:23,083
No, I'm good.
343
00:14:23,086 --> 00:14:24,485
But to put it into perspective,
344
00:14:24,486 --> 00:14:26,052
I don't imagine it cost a lot more
345
00:14:26,054 --> 00:14:28,121
than that exquisite
pocket square you're sporting.
346
00:14:28,124 --> 00:14:31,558
Yes, Spencer also has
impeccable taste, as do I.
347
00:14:31,561 --> 00:14:33,360
How do you feel about surfing?
348
00:14:33,363 --> 00:14:35,330
Look at him... do you think
he floats easily?
349
00:14:35,331 --> 00:14:37,674
My ancestors invented the sport.
350
00:14:37,686 --> 00:14:39,475
Well, Spencer, you're
in luck, because the
351
00:14:39,485 --> 00:14:41,134
Huntington Surf Classic is next weekend.
352
00:14:41,136 --> 00:14:42,669
That seems like hella fun.
353
00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:44,438
The pussy is spectacular.
354
00:14:44,441 --> 00:14:46,374
The whole beach is strewn with pussy.
355
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:47,875
- That is, if you like pussy.
- I do.
356
00:14:47,876 --> 00:14:50,110
This is Annie.
She's the head of our branding.
357
00:14:50,113 --> 00:14:51,312
- Hi.
- Hello.
358
00:14:51,313 --> 00:14:52,879
And this bright young thing is Jesse,
359
00:14:52,881 --> 00:14:54,548
she's one of our great
up-and-coming stars
360
00:14:54,549 --> 00:14:56,316
- here at Sports X.
- What up, dudes?
361
00:14:56,317 --> 00:14:58,150
- What up.
- Hey. All right.
362
00:14:58,153 --> 00:15:00,687
Well, I see Lance is keeping
the Human Resource department
363
00:15:00,688 --> 00:15:02,288
extremely busy these days.
364
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:04,057
Spencer's very socially responsible.
365
00:15:04,058 --> 00:15:06,091
We don't mind. It's just Lance's lingo.
366
00:15:06,094 --> 00:15:07,793
That's right, just my cunnilingo.
367
00:15:07,796 --> 00:15:10,297
Do you need to know about
our daycare policy,
368
00:15:10,298 --> 00:15:12,231
our drug action schemes?
369
00:15:12,234 --> 00:15:15,534
I'm assuming the drugs are pretty
prevalent in this culture.
370
00:15:15,537 --> 00:15:17,270
We're more corporate
than you might think.
371
00:15:17,273 --> 00:15:20,139
I myself am five years sober.
Just last week, actually.
372
00:15:20,142 --> 00:15:21,741
Congratulations. And Burning Man?
373
00:15:21,744 --> 00:15:23,543
- (LANCE STAMMERS)
- Burning Man!
374
00:15:23,544 --> 00:15:25,578
One-week hiatus, but other
than that, I'm clean.
375
00:15:25,581 --> 00:15:27,614
- Doesn't count.
- Ask anybody you want.
376
00:15:27,615 --> 00:15:29,248
Let me introduce you to the team.
377
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,549
OK, fuck off, you lot,
the grownups are here,
378
00:15:31,552 --> 00:15:33,318
we've got to talk about business.
379
00:15:33,321 --> 00:15:36,159
On your way, get out there
and do what you do best.
380
00:15:36,171 --> 00:15:38,860
No one likes a good-looking
homeless person. Go on, fuck off.
381
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,494
Well, Lance,
I gotta give it to you, man,
382
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:43,455
this is all very impressive, and I like
the vibe that you've created here.
383
00:15:43,466 --> 00:15:44,894
That's really kind of you to say.
384
00:15:44,905 --> 00:15:47,072
And also it's really beautiful
that you came over here,
385
00:15:47,082 --> 00:15:48,866
knight in shining armor action,
386
00:15:48,869 --> 00:15:50,635
because this situation
is properly fucked up.
387
00:15:50,638 --> 00:15:52,571
My financiers come to me and they
say, "We're buying you out."
388
00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:54,440
I say, "Fuck that, I'm buying you out."
389
00:15:54,442 --> 00:15:58,009
Problem is, I don't exactly have
$50 million just lyin' around.
390
00:15:58,011 --> 00:16:00,513
- Yeah.
- $50 million is a lot of coin
391
00:16:00,514 --> 00:16:02,740
for a shop that represents pro athletes,
392
00:16:02,751 --> 00:16:04,366
regardless of how hyped they are.
393
00:16:04,378 --> 00:16:06,793
They got a surf channel too.
Tell him about the surf channel.
394
00:16:06,803 --> 00:16:07,985
They're totally vertical.
395
00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:09,888
Joe is telling you the truth.
396
00:16:09,889 --> 00:16:11,389
One-one-one-three.
397
00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:12,857
SPENCER: Wow.
398
00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:14,658
Maybe it could be
a little easier to get to.
399
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:17,428
It's no different from
typing in 206 for ESPN.
400
00:16:17,431 --> 00:16:19,331
- We're in 20 million homes.
- SPENCER: How about events?
401
00:16:19,332 --> 00:16:21,566
- Do you own any of those?
- No, but we would like to.
402
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:24,168
Listen, Sports X could be
a global Goliath.
403
00:16:24,171 --> 00:16:26,519
Do you really think our corporate
cultures would be a good fit?
404
00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:28,105
I can get along with anybody.
405
00:16:28,107 --> 00:16:30,908
But you're never gonna understand
Sports X in the board room.
406
00:16:30,911 --> 00:16:33,912
Sports X don't happen here. Sports
X happens out on the beach.
407
00:16:33,913 --> 00:16:36,614
Let's get out there, feel
the sand between your toes,
408
00:16:36,615 --> 00:16:39,115
the wind blowing through your... scalps,
409
00:16:39,118 --> 00:16:42,086
- see what it's really about.
- All right. I like it.
410
00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:45,155
AMBER: Baby, as much as
I love house-hunting with you,
411
00:16:45,158 --> 00:16:46,825
I'm getting tired.
412
00:16:46,826 --> 00:16:48,525
I'll bet you are.
413
00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:50,260
How do you think I feel?
414
00:16:50,263 --> 00:16:52,496
I'm like a bird without a nest, baby.
415
00:16:52,499 --> 00:16:54,197
- Me too.
- Shut up, TTD,
416
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,167
before we send your ass
back to South Beach.
417
00:16:56,168 --> 00:16:58,750
We can't get no privacy in my
mama's house when we're havin' sex.
418
00:16:58,761 --> 00:17:00,379
- True.
- Baby...
419
00:17:00,389 --> 00:17:03,057
You don't have to talk about your
sexual habits in front of your baby.
420
00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:05,410
Why not, Mama? She knows
where she came from.
421
00:17:05,412 --> 00:17:07,593
- Don't you, Serene?
- Let me cover Baby Serene's ears
422
00:17:07,604 --> 00:17:10,221
so she don't have to hear this shit.
Ain't that right?
423
00:17:10,232 --> 00:17:13,116
- Why you keep hittin' me?
- Shut the fuck up, TTD.
424
00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,618
Baby. Your language in front of Serene?
425
00:17:15,621 --> 00:17:17,830
You can take your frustrations
out on me if you want to,
426
00:17:17,842 --> 00:17:19,121
but you know what I think?
427
00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:21,819
I think you should rent, just in
case you want to go back and play.
428
00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:24,938
You don't want to be stuck with some $15
million mansion you ain't livin' in.
429
00:17:24,949 --> 00:17:27,198
He ain't goin' back, TTD.
430
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,133
I sat out all season...
didn't miss it at all.
431
00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:31,602
- You tellin' the truth?
- Yeah.
432
00:17:31,604 --> 00:17:33,871
Good. 'Cause you know the rules.
433
00:17:33,873 --> 00:17:36,673
Baby goes where Mommy goes,
and Mommy goes where Daddy goes.
434
00:17:36,674 --> 00:17:38,776
It's what we call a family.
435
00:17:38,778 --> 00:17:42,046
I don't need to be stuck in some
$15 million Newport Beach mansion
436
00:17:42,048 --> 00:17:43,780
and you gone half the year in Texas.
437
00:17:43,782 --> 00:17:46,416
'Cause that would suck for you.
(CHUCKLING)
438
00:17:48,287 --> 00:17:50,420
Ain't gonna happen, baby. All right?
439
00:17:50,422 --> 00:17:51,987
(PHONE RINGING)
440
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,958
- Who's that?
- Oh, it's Spencer.
441
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,429
Probably about some investments
we're lookin' into.
442
00:17:59,431 --> 00:18:00,896
You know.
443
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,733
♪ ...feel it too ♪
444
00:18:04,736 --> 00:18:07,368
So this surf thing is a
pretty big deal, huh, Lance?
445
00:18:07,371 --> 00:18:10,204
WSL don't fuck about.
The Offspring are performing,
446
00:18:10,207 --> 00:18:12,040
last year it was Social Distortion.
447
00:18:12,042 --> 00:18:14,309
- Those are recording artists.
- Yes, I know that, Joe.
448
00:18:14,311 --> 00:18:15,845
I caught 'em on Warped tour.
449
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:18,681
You don't strike me
as a Warped tour type of guy.
450
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,615
(LAUGHS) Trust me, I'm not.
451
00:18:20,617 --> 00:18:22,217
Well, we can work around that.
452
00:18:22,219 --> 00:18:23,818
The important thing to understand is,
453
00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,921
this is not finance,
this ain't football,
454
00:18:25,923 --> 00:18:27,355
this is more than that.
455
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,958
This is lifestyle.
456
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,426
You know, I like our lifestyle in Miami
457
00:18:31,429 --> 00:18:33,295
where we have 200 people counting on us.
458
00:18:33,297 --> 00:18:36,198
What's a couple hundred more,
really, for limitless opportunity?
459
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,099
All right, tell me
about your current roster.
460
00:18:38,102 --> 00:18:40,102
Pure fire. Tell 'em, Freelance.
461
00:18:40,104 --> 00:18:44,673
Kelly Slater, Laird Hamilton,
Tony Hawk, Robbie Maddison,
462
00:18:44,674 --> 00:18:48,009
Nyjah Huston, Zion Wright,
Travis Pastrana.
463
00:18:48,011 --> 00:18:49,743
But best of all,
464
00:18:49,746 --> 00:18:51,846
the jewel in the Sports X crown...
465
00:18:51,848 --> 00:18:54,182
behold... Parker Jones.
466
00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:55,883
Boom.
467
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,585
That's him right there, rippin'.
468
00:18:57,586 --> 00:18:59,153
He's favored to win the Classic.
469
00:18:59,154 --> 00:19:01,654
- He's black.
- No, he's not black;
470
00:19:01,656 --> 00:19:02,890
he's green.
471
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,460
This boy is money wrapped in skin.
472
00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:07,968
So you think he's gonna be
the Jackie Robinson of surfing?
473
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:10,113
That he's gonna be the one
to break the color barrier?
474
00:19:10,124 --> 00:19:12,599
More than that. This kid could
be like a black Michael Jackson
475
00:19:12,602 --> 00:19:14,368
with an uncomplicated erotic life.
476
00:19:14,371 --> 00:19:17,637
(LAUGHS) I don't even know
what the fuck that means.
477
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,008
But I like your forward thinking.
478
00:19:20,009 --> 00:19:22,410
But this is not our business.
479
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,244
OK, listen, I'm gonna leave you guys
480
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,047
to your couples counseling session.
481
00:19:26,048 --> 00:19:28,682
I'm gonna consult with the Great
Consigliere in the sky. Mwah.
482
00:19:28,683 --> 00:19:30,884
All right. We'll be here.
483
00:19:30,886 --> 00:19:33,318
- Gotta love that guy, right?
- This is not us.
484
00:19:33,329 --> 00:19:35,188
It's not what we do.
This isn't who we are.
485
00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:37,223
Come on, Joe, I got
fuckin' sand in my shoes.
486
00:19:37,226 --> 00:19:38,893
We're anybody we want to be.
487
00:19:38,894 --> 00:19:41,127
That's what you always say to me, right?
488
00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:45,132
Were we financial managers?
Were we real estate developers?
489
00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:50,237
Were we shoulders for 6'5", 300-pound
Super Bowl losers to cry on?
490
00:19:50,239 --> 00:19:54,040
No, we were none of those things,
but we did it all, right?
491
00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:57,944
You're ready to bet $50
million on your boy Lance?
492
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,279
JOE: Yeah. Yeah.
493
00:20:00,281 --> 00:20:02,249
I think so. I mean,
you know, with our help...
494
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:05,518
You think so, or you know? You
don't even sound sure, Joe.
495
00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:07,185
Hey, hey, hey.
496
00:20:07,188 --> 00:20:09,188
I'm ready.
497
00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:11,057
How long would I have to be out here?
498
00:20:11,058 --> 00:20:14,259
Jesus Christ, man, what is your
negative vibe with this place?
499
00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:15,994
Are you delinquent on child support?
500
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,364
Are you ducking a paternity
suit with a Laker Girl?
501
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:19,826
It's complicated, Joe.
502
00:20:19,837 --> 00:20:22,233
I didn't ask for your
fuckin' Facebook status.
503
00:20:22,236 --> 00:20:25,738
I'm just asking for you to get
with me on this opportunity.
504
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:28,507
Text your boy, tell him we'll be back.
I want to show you something.
505
00:20:28,509 --> 00:20:30,241
OK.
506
00:20:30,243 --> 00:20:33,144
JOE: I don't know if he's got
his phone on him, but...
507
00:20:33,146 --> 00:20:35,815
you know, he'll get it.
508
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:39,351
What's up, y'all? Charles. How ya doin'?
509
00:20:39,353 --> 00:20:42,954
- Little chilly in here.
- I could have them turn off the A.C.
510
00:20:42,957 --> 00:20:45,891
I'm talking about the reception, Andrew.
511
00:20:45,893 --> 00:20:49,595
- I do feel the ice grill.
- Yeah.
512
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:52,564
I guess everyone's pretty upset
that Les is gone, huh?
513
00:20:52,566 --> 00:20:54,932
No, they've just gotten
attached to their jobs,
514
00:20:54,934 --> 00:20:58,604
and they know with you here,
those days might be numbered.
515
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,538
- Ahem!
- (GLASS CLINKING)
516
00:21:00,539 --> 00:21:02,740
CHARLES: Excuse me, everybody!
517
00:21:02,742 --> 00:21:04,476
How y'all doin'?
518
00:21:04,478 --> 00:21:08,012
My name is Charles Greane,
the new GM of the Rams,
519
00:21:08,015 --> 00:21:11,115
as I'm sure most of you already know.
520
00:21:11,117 --> 00:21:14,486
Now, I don't want to be called
"sir," or "Mr. Greane,"
521
00:21:14,488 --> 00:21:16,421
or "Mr. General Manager."
522
00:21:16,423 --> 00:21:19,457
"Charles" is fine.
523
00:21:19,459 --> 00:21:22,160
All right, well, I just want to let
you all know that I respect you all,
524
00:21:22,162 --> 00:21:25,863
and I'm here for you during this
difficult period of transition.
525
00:21:25,865 --> 00:21:27,332
So if have any questions...
526
00:21:27,334 --> 00:21:29,567
MAN: Why'd they cancel
the chocolate chip cookies?
527
00:21:29,568 --> 00:21:31,603
WOMAN: We don't blitz enough!
528
00:21:31,605 --> 00:21:33,703
That is a statement,
not a question, ma'am.
529
00:21:33,705 --> 00:21:36,039
They call the chocolate chip
cookie cancelation Cookiegate.
530
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,108
I did not know that. Thank you.
531
00:21:38,111 --> 00:21:40,478
- What is it that you do here, sir?
- Merchandising.
532
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,614
Licensing and Merchandising.
533
00:21:42,615 --> 00:21:45,150
(CHARLES CLAPPING ALONE)
534
00:21:45,152 --> 00:21:47,285
One of my favorite, uh, departments.
535
00:21:47,287 --> 00:21:49,119
I sell T-shirts at a concession stand.
536
00:21:49,122 --> 00:21:52,155
Still a big contribution.
Your job is safe!
537
00:21:52,157 --> 00:21:54,625
Just make sure you stay stocked up
538
00:21:54,626 --> 00:21:57,461
with triple-XL for all the
big, cuddly guys, all right?
539
00:21:57,462 --> 00:21:59,962
- What about my job?
- Our jobs?
540
00:21:59,964 --> 00:22:03,232
- That's a little bit more complicated.
- Oh, bullshit.
541
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:06,202
Look, we're all here
for one another, OK?
542
00:22:06,204 --> 00:22:08,538
We can set the tone.
543
00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:11,508
You guys are the backbone
of this great organization.
544
00:22:11,509 --> 00:22:12,608
You are the Rams!
545
00:22:12,611 --> 00:22:15,612
Are our jobs safe? Yes or no?
546
00:22:15,614 --> 00:22:18,214
ALL: Yeah!
547
00:22:18,217 --> 00:22:19,282
CHARLES: Uh...
548
00:22:21,653 --> 00:22:24,921
Yeah! Hell, yeah,
everybody's job is safe!
549
00:22:24,923 --> 00:22:26,588
- How 'bout that?
- (ALL CHEER)
550
00:22:26,590 --> 00:22:28,957
All right? And I'm bringing back
551
00:22:28,959 --> 00:22:31,294
the damn chocolate chip cookies!
552
00:22:31,296 --> 00:22:33,095
Huh?!
553
00:22:33,096 --> 00:22:36,298
Go Rams! Yeah!
554
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:39,268
(ALL CHEERING, CLAPPING)
555
00:22:39,269 --> 00:22:41,369
(MOUTHS WORD)
556
00:22:54,184 --> 00:22:57,819
JOE: So, what is this? You
take me out here to whack me?
557
00:22:57,822 --> 00:23:00,321
No, relax, I'm not
gonna kill you, buddy.
558
00:23:00,324 --> 00:23:02,990
Even though I thought
about it a ton of times.
559
00:23:02,992 --> 00:23:05,193
Yeah, well, join the club.
560
00:23:05,195 --> 00:23:07,762
I thought about killing
myself a bunch of times,
561
00:23:07,765 --> 00:23:10,132
but too much of a pussy.
562
00:23:10,134 --> 00:23:12,366
Well, I'm glad you didn't do that.
563
00:23:12,368 --> 00:23:15,037
I wouldn't want to lose you, too.
564
00:23:15,038 --> 00:23:16,872
My brother jumped off this bridge.
565
00:23:18,642 --> 00:23:20,375
Are you fuckin' with me?
566
00:23:20,376 --> 00:23:23,244
No, do I look like I'm fuckin' with you?
567
00:23:23,247 --> 00:23:25,146
William Strasmore.
568
00:23:25,148 --> 00:23:27,382
Took a clean fuckin' jump
and killed himself.
569
00:23:27,384 --> 00:23:29,384
- Jesus!
- Yeah,
570
00:23:29,385 --> 00:23:32,487
I was in my junior year at the U.
571
00:23:32,489 --> 00:23:35,123
He was a star QB here for the Trojans.
572
00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:37,657
Oh, yeah, that rings a bell.
573
00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:38,960
Strasmore.
574
00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:42,596
Shit. Well, what went wrong?
575
00:23:42,597 --> 00:23:44,397
Just nothin' went right.
576
00:23:45,601 --> 00:23:47,969
Didn't start out like that, though.
577
00:23:47,971 --> 00:23:49,136
I'm sorry, man.
578
00:23:49,138 --> 00:23:50,872
- I had no idea.
- Nah, it's OK.
579
00:23:50,874 --> 00:23:52,306
Not many people do.
580
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:55,910
He was my big brother. The original.
581
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:58,913
He did everything I did,
only much better.
582
00:23:58,914 --> 00:24:02,548
Fuck, I haven't been out here
since I buried him.
583
00:24:02,550 --> 00:24:04,451
That's pretty heavy shit, man.
584
00:24:04,452 --> 00:24:06,653
Even for me, and I learned
how to cremate my wife
585
00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:08,088
on a do-it-yourself website.
586
00:24:11,661 --> 00:24:14,161
Yeah, L.A. can be a dark place, brother,
587
00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:17,163
but for me it's something much worse.
588
00:24:23,405 --> 00:24:26,138
It has an indoor grill,
and an outdoor grill.
589
00:24:26,141 --> 00:24:28,342
Why you say that like it's
some sort of necessity?
590
00:24:28,344 --> 00:24:31,944
You think because we black, we gonna die
if we don't have multiple barbecues?
591
00:24:31,946 --> 00:24:34,847
Don't listen to him. He's
just fuckin' with you.
592
00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:37,550
- AMBER: Shut the fuck up, TTD.
- It's Spence again.
593
00:24:37,552 --> 00:24:39,185
Well, maybe you should pick it up.
594
00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:41,086
(SIGHS) Yeah, you're right.
595
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:43,957
It's probably about that money.
Excuse me.
596
00:24:43,959 --> 00:24:47,093
- (SOFTLY) What up, J?
- How's my long-lost client?
597
00:24:47,095 --> 00:24:49,863
Shit, you got that "lost" part right.
Tell me something good, dawg.
598
00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:51,865
I did what you asked, I made some calls.
599
00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:53,967
Good news. We may have a team.
600
00:24:53,969 --> 00:24:55,434
OK, who?
601
00:24:55,436 --> 00:24:57,136
Cleveland.
602
00:24:57,138 --> 00:24:59,005
Are you fuckin' serious?
603
00:24:59,007 --> 00:25:01,374
That's worse than being here,
stuck at home with Amber.
604
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:02,541
Yeah, I thought that
605
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,845
you might say that. But, listen,
606
00:25:04,846 --> 00:25:06,946
now that people know
that we're open for business
607
00:25:06,949 --> 00:25:08,480
and that you are ready to play,
608
00:25:08,482 --> 00:25:10,115
more offers are gonna come.
609
00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:12,551
J, I ain't built for this, man.
You gotta save me.
610
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:15,721
You're the one. Well, you and Jesus.
611
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,589
Listen, Ricky, try putting out
612
00:25:17,592 --> 00:25:19,692
some good, positive energy
into the universe,
613
00:25:19,693 --> 00:25:21,493
and you will get good
shit back... trust me.
614
00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,598
(BLOWS AIR)
615
00:25:31,896 --> 00:25:34,108
Shit, I love this place.
What they askin'?
616
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,233
- 15 mil.
- Fuck it!
617
00:25:36,711 --> 00:25:39,010
(LAUGHS) Let's put down some roots.
618
00:25:39,012 --> 00:25:40,747
Not to sound arrogant,
619
00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:42,981
but I like a lot of different guys.
620
00:25:42,983 --> 00:25:45,116
I take a little bit from
a lot of different players,
621
00:25:45,118 --> 00:25:47,952
but at the end of the day,
I just feel like I'm different.
622
00:25:47,954 --> 00:25:49,989
I have my own game, my own style...
623
00:25:49,990 --> 00:25:51,722
Is that the kid
Jason was calling you about?
624
00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,692
- Yeah, yeah.
- He's impressive.
625
00:25:53,693 --> 00:25:56,394
Camera-ready, too.
626
00:25:56,396 --> 00:25:59,830
I'm not really lookin' at the
kid, I'm lookin' at his mom.
627
00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:02,768
- That's his fuckin' mom?
- Yeah.
628
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:06,372
Wow. I stand corrected.
You should take that meeting.
629
00:26:06,374 --> 00:26:09,208
- Hey, we didn't see you there.
- No worries,
630
00:26:09,210 --> 00:26:10,575
I know I'm easy to miss.
631
00:26:10,576 --> 00:26:12,644
Yes, you are. Let's have a seat.
632
00:26:12,645 --> 00:26:14,679
You follow high school football?
633
00:26:14,681 --> 00:26:16,382
I watch everything and everybody.
634
00:26:16,384 --> 00:26:18,412
Figure I'll be seeing the kid
in about three years.
635
00:26:18,423 --> 00:26:20,618
That's how you become
Defensive Player of the Year.
636
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:23,055
Exactly. It's all in the prep.
637
00:26:23,057 --> 00:26:24,722
Sort of like life, right?
638
00:26:24,724 --> 00:26:27,825
Yeah, but investing? That
scares the shit out of me.
639
00:26:27,826 --> 00:26:30,493
It's all right. That's why we're
here, and we're gonna help you.
640
00:26:30,496 --> 00:26:33,596
Yeah. We pride ourselves
on making the right choices.
641
00:26:33,598 --> 00:26:36,599
We're gonna create an investment
strategy designed just for you.
642
00:26:36,602 --> 00:26:38,536
JOE: Do you have any questions for us?
643
00:26:38,538 --> 00:26:40,703
Jason told me y'all were
the best in the business.
644
00:26:40,705 --> 00:26:42,807
So if he trusts you, I trust you.
645
00:26:42,808 --> 00:26:46,009
Plus, you guys flew here
to see me, so... I'm in.
646
00:26:46,011 --> 00:26:47,945
- All right.
- Let's do it.
647
00:26:47,948 --> 00:26:50,315
- What do I owe?
- For the water?
648
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,215
We gotcha.
649
00:26:52,218 --> 00:26:54,285
- How about that?
- Appreciate it.
650
00:26:54,287 --> 00:26:57,520
- Now make me some money.
- We'll make that money for you.
651
00:26:59,092 --> 00:27:00,857
Well, shit, man.
652
00:27:00,859 --> 00:27:03,026
That was easier than
I thought it would be.
653
00:27:03,028 --> 00:27:04,714
Because our reputation precedes us,
654
00:27:04,726 --> 00:27:07,086
and deals like this are just
gonna get easier and easier.
655
00:27:07,097 --> 00:27:08,832
While others get harder and harder.
656
00:27:08,834 --> 00:27:11,300
You lickin' your wounds already?
Is that what I'm...?
657
00:27:11,303 --> 00:27:13,869
I'm not, honestly. I wasn't
even thinking about my wounds.
658
00:27:13,872 --> 00:27:15,442
I was thinking about yours.
659
00:27:15,452 --> 00:27:17,767
Don't think about my wounds.
They're way too deep.
660
00:27:17,778 --> 00:27:19,931
Right. That's why the only
thing I want to do right now
661
00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:21,877
is get you back to Miami in one piece.
662
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,181
We're not going back to Miami.
663
00:27:29,253 --> 00:27:31,121
Oh, wow.
664
00:27:32,523 --> 00:27:34,557
Spence...
665
00:27:37,695 --> 00:27:40,864
I so appreciate you
indulging me, I really do.
666
00:27:40,865 --> 00:27:42,932
But it's not necessary.
667
00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:46,502
I don't need to put my pursuit of
success over your mental well-being.
668
00:27:46,505 --> 00:27:49,372
This is not a healthy place for you.
669
00:27:49,374 --> 00:27:51,240
(SIGHS) No, it's not.
670
00:27:51,241 --> 00:27:52,840
No, it's not. Understood.
671
00:27:52,843 --> 00:27:55,510
So I'll call Lance
and tell him we're out.
672
00:27:55,512 --> 00:27:57,913
(EXHALES)
673
00:27:57,914 --> 00:28:00,348
Joe, this place
may be a bad idea for me,
674
00:28:00,351 --> 00:28:02,683
but it's a helluva good one for you.
675
00:28:02,685 --> 00:28:05,453
Plus, it'll force me
to take care of my shit.
676
00:28:05,455 --> 00:28:08,757
And that's been a long
time comin', my friend.
677
00:28:08,759 --> 00:28:11,593
So we're gonna stay here,
we're gonna make that deal.
678
00:28:11,595 --> 00:28:14,529
You'd do that for me?
679
00:28:14,531 --> 00:28:17,266
I would only do that for you.
680
00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:20,403
I have to do this.
681
00:28:20,404 --> 00:28:24,272
I... I want to do this.
I need to do this.
682
00:28:24,275 --> 00:28:25,907
Thank you so much!
683
00:28:25,910 --> 00:28:28,044
- Whoa! Easy, big guy.
- You understand!
684
00:28:28,046 --> 00:28:30,244
You understand. Thank you.
685
00:28:30,247 --> 00:28:34,281
Thank you for suffering for me.
686
00:28:34,284 --> 00:28:36,750
This is gonna be great.
687
00:28:36,752 --> 00:28:40,020
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688
00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:41,622
♪ Get out the way, get out the way ♪
689
00:28:41,624 --> 00:28:43,391
♪ Get out the way, yo ♪
690
00:28:43,393 --> 00:28:44,858
♪ Get out the way ♪
691
00:28:44,861 --> 00:28:46,361
♪ Get the fuck up out my way, yo ♪
692
00:28:46,363 --> 00:28:48,262
♪ Yeah ♪
693
00:28:48,265 --> 00:28:50,464
♪ You're either with me
or against me, ho ♪
694
00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,099
♪ Ho ♪
695
00:28:52,102 --> 00:28:55,302
- ♪ You're either with me or ♪
- ♪ Way ♪
696
00:28:55,305 --> 00:28:57,505
- ♪ Win, win, win, win ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
697
00:28:57,507 --> 00:28:59,574
♪ Fuck everything else ♪
698
00:28:59,576 --> 00:29:01,509
- ♪ Win, win, win, win ♪
- ♪ Win ♪
699
00:29:01,510 --> 00:29:02,910
- ♪ These niggas ain't shit ♪
- ♪ Mommy ♪
700
00:29:02,912 --> 00:29:04,744
♪ Win, win, win, win ♪
701
00:29:04,747 --> 00:29:06,614
- ♪ Stop chasin' that bitch ♪
- ♪ Stop ♪
702
00:29:06,615 --> 00:29:08,248
- ♪ Win, win, win, win ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
703
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:10,284
- ♪ Big Jay Rock go ♪
- ♪ Go ♪
704
00:29:10,286 --> 00:29:12,619
- ♪ On ten, ten, ten, ten ♪
- ♪ Ten, ten, ten, ten ♪
705
00:29:12,622 --> 00:29:14,253
- ♪ Exit at four ♪
- ♪ Four ♪
706
00:29:14,256 --> 00:29:16,390
♪ Bring friend,
friend, friend, friends ♪
707
00:29:16,392 --> 00:29:18,157
♪ Matte-black two-door ♪
708
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,461
♪ Jump in, in, in, in ♪
709
00:29:20,462 --> 00:29:21,761
♪ You might wanna keep score ♪
710
00:29:21,763 --> 00:29:24,330
♪ I win, win, win, win ♪
711
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:25,865
♪ Forearm tattoos ♪
712
00:29:25,867 --> 00:29:27,969
♪ That's squad, squad, squad, squad ♪
713
00:29:27,971 --> 00:29:29,403
♪ All of them gon' shoot ♪
714
00:29:29,404 --> 00:29:31,939
♪ Don't try, try, try, try ♪
715
00:29:31,941 --> 00:29:33,574
♪ I walk in room ♪
716
00:29:33,576 --> 00:29:35,643
♪ They eyes wide, wide, wide, wide ♪
717
00:29:35,644 --> 00:29:37,376
♪ Third album comin' soon ♪
718
00:29:37,378 --> 00:29:39,313
♪ I'm glad y'all gon' die ♪
719
00:29:39,315 --> 00:29:41,115
♪ I ain't chasin' after no bitch ♪
720
00:29:41,116 --> 00:29:42,816
♪ I got bigger plans than stayin' rich ♪
721
00:29:42,817 --> 00:29:44,851
♪ I been tapped in since I was six ♪
722
00:29:44,853 --> 00:29:46,420
♪ I tap-dance all on a brick ♪
723
00:29:46,422 --> 00:29:48,255
♪ And your diamonds like tap water ♪
724
00:29:48,257 --> 00:29:49,390
♪ That shit... ♪
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