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RuPaul: It's a new year
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and a new season
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with all new surprises.
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[RuPaul laughs]
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Girl!
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[laughs]
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From the hood to Hollywood.
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I'm Kandy Muse,
and I'm a Dominican doll
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from New York City. Meow.
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My drag style is kind of like
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if you took a sex doll
and threw her in the Bronx,
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that is literally me.
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My most impressive drag talent
is my mouth. [pop]
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I'm a good lip syncer.
I'm a loud-ass bitch.
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You know, everyone
can be a drag queen,
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but not everyone's
gonna be a star.
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I'm a star.
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First one!
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Oh, my God, bitch, Season 13.
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Most people might recognize me
from the former Haus of Aja.
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And when we dismembered
and broke up,
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I was definitely a loudmouth,
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and I would say things about Aja
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that maybe
I should have kept to myself.
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But I also think that
she was a little jealous of me.
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Come on, Miss Anastasia
Beverly Hills.
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I want a sponsorship,
thank you very much.
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She used to always be, like,
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"Well, you're not famous,
so tone it down."
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But now I'm here.
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Well, no, I'm here.
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[laughs]
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That's so shady.
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First one. Seems correct.
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I'm here to prove that I am more
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than just Kandy Muse
from the Haus of Aja.
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I can stand as an entertainer
by my damn self.
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I look fucking stunning.
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Being the first bitch
to walk in the competition
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after waiting years
to get on Drag Race
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is such a fucking dream.
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I am so excited to be here.
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Come on, now!
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And now, any bitch
that walks in after me,
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second place. [laughs]
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- Ooh.
- Filler queen.
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"Filler queen?"
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My name is Joey Jay,
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and I'm the dumbest bitch
you'll ever meet.
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She's wacky, she's crazy,
she's an adrenaline rush.
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I can perform the house down,
boots back, bareback.
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To be here, it is
a dream come true, so...
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I lost my train of thought.
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- Aah!
- Oh, what up, bitch?
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Come on, Season 13. Good, girl.
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- Hi, baby! Mwah, mwah.
- Hi, babe. Kandy.
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Joey. Oh, my God,
I'm molting, girl.
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Miss Thing is wearing
a chicken-feather coat.
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Chicken feathers.
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There are feathers
all over the floor.
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Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk.
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Come on, chicken feathers.
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Chicken feathers are
the least expensive feathers
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that there are in the planet.
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Girl, not even a marabou coat?
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So wait. You do drag
full-time in your city?
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No, I don't. I work
for a software company.
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This is just
my little nighttime gig.
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Oh, okay. Werk.
How many shows a week do you do?
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- Just one.
- Just one?
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Y'all think I'm a basic bitch.
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You're not wrong.
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I can't eat spicy foods,
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I like Vanessa Carlton.
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But don't underestimate
us Vanessa Carltons.
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Really, bitch, I'm gonna
be in that top four.
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Filler queen.
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Plot twist.
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This is my third time
auditioning.
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Oh, this is my fourth.
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Word. [alarm, thunder]
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Ooh, girl.
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She done already
done had herses.
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Girl, what?
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What?
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There's only two of us?
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- Aah!
- What is going on here?
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Welcome, my queens.
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What? You weren't expecting
to see me so soon?
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No, ma'am.
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Well, I hope you like surprises,
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because I've got a big one,
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and it's right around
the corner.
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Racers, please report
to the main stage.
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Ooh.
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Like, now.
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Girl.
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God. I am so confused right now,
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and I have no idea
what's about to go down.
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Girl, I am poofed and gagged.
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[RuPaul laughs]
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♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
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♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪
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And what?
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Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race,
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and we are serving Season 13
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with some serious safety, honey.
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Michelle Visage, what do you
think of the new judges' panel?
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Baby, I feel like
I'm the head teller
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at RuPaul's Savings and Loan.
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Wanna make a deposit?
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[all laugh]
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The hilarious Ross Mathews.
Now, what do you think?
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You know what, I love it,
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and I even brought
my own squeegee.
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Hi! Oh, Carson, hi!
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Michelle!
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And style superstar
Carson Kressley.
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Are you ready to read some lips?
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Which ones?
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[laughs] Both sets.
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[all laugh]
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Tonight we're doing things
just a little differently.
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For the first time
in Drag Race herstory,
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we're kicking off the season
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with six
lip syncs for your lives.
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Now, some will shantay
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and some will sashay away.
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Wow.
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Ooh, child,
you ain't ready for this.
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[all laugh]
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Racers, start your engines,
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and may the best drag queen win.
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What the fuck is going on?
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Yo, I just walked into Drag Race
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and now I'm standing
on the main stage
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and I don't know
what is about the happen.
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I can't even look at RuPaul
in the eyes,
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because I'm getting so nervous.
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I'm already feeling scared
as fuck and insecure,
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but I signed up for this.
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Get it together.
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Welcome, ladies.
Surprised to see me?
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You've made it to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race,
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and so soon.
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We'd like to take this moment
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to get to know you
a little bit better.
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Judges, say hello to Kandy Muse.
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- Hi, Kandy.
- Hi, Kandy.
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- Hello.
- I would love to know
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what makes this
a signature Kandy Muse look.
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It's sexy, it's slutty,
it's denim,
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it's from Brooklyn,
it's New York.
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I heard you're a member
of the Haus of Aja?
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That's the former
Haus of Aja, but yes.
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- [laughs]
- Well, what house now?
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The dollhouse, with my drag sis
Dahlia Sin from Season 12.
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Part of the broccoli bunch.
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She is a broc-ally.
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International
House of Pancakes here.
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[all laugh]
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Judges, say hello to Joey Jay.
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Tell us about your look, Joey.
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Well, I like chicken,
I like to cluck, I like a butt,
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so I decided to dress up
as all three.
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Cluck, cluck. [tongue pop]
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[laughs]
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What inspired you to do drag?
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Self-expression,
and cluckin' and buckin'.
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Thank you, Joey.
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Thank you.
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Ladies, your charisma,
uniqueness, nerve, and talent
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got you here.
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Now let's see
what you can do with it.
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Two queens stand before me.
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Prior to tonight,
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you were asked to prepare
a lip sync performance
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of Call Me Maybe
by Carly Rae Jepsen.
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In a moment, I'll ask
one of you to shantay
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and one of you to sashay away.
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Bitch, excuse me?
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We just walked into
the competition,
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and now we have to
lip sync for our lives?
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One of us is about to go home.
It ain't gonna be me.
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Ladies, this is your
first chance to impress me
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and save yourself from...
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getting the porkchop.
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The time has come... [thunder]
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for you to lip sync...
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[echoing] for your life.
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Even though I'm shook
as fuck on the inside,
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I'm a lip sync assassin. Eat it.
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Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
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[music plays]
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[all chuckle]
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♪ I threw a wish in the well ♪
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♪ Don't ask me,
I'll never tell ♪
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♪ I looked to you as it fell ♪
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♪ And now you're in my way ♪
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♪ I trade my soul for a wish ♪
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♪ Pennies and dimes for a kiss ♪
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♪ I wasn't looking for this ♪
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♪ But now you're in my way ♪
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♪ Your stare was holding ♪
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♪ Ripped jeans,
skin was showin' ♪
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♪ Hot night, wind was blowin' ♪
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♪ Where you think
you're going, baby? ♪
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♪ Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy ♪
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♪ But here's my number,
so call me maybe ♪
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♪ It's hard to look
right at you, baby ♪
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♪ But here's my number,
so call me maybe ♪
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♪ Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy ♪
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♪ But here's my number... ♪
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Well, Miss Ru, I just met you,
and this is crazy.
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♪ And all the other boys... ♪
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Whatever this bitch
next to me is doing,
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girl, I can give two fucks,
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because this stage is mine.
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Take out your dollars, bitch.
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♪ Before you came into my life,
I missed you so bad ♪
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♪ I missed you so bad ♪
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[echoing] ♪ I missed you
so, so bad ♪
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♪ Bad, bad, bad ♪
[laughs]
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♪ It's hard to look
right at you, baby ♪
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♪ But here's my number,
so call me maybe ♪
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♪ Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy ♪
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♪ But here's my number,
so call me maybe ♪
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♪ Before you came into my life,
I missed you so bad ♪
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♪ I missed you so bad ♪
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♪ I missed you so, so bad ♪
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♪ Before you came into my life,
I missed you so bad ♪
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♪ And you should know that ♪
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♪ So call me maybe ♪
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[laughter and applause]
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Ladies, I've made my decision.
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This is a one-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
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I'm not going home
before I even start.
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Fuck.
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RuPaul: The winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race
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receives a one-year supply
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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and a cash prize of $100,000.
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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♪ May the best woman ♪
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♪ Best woman win ♪
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Ladies, I've made my decision.
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Kandy Muse, shantay you stay.
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Thank you so much.
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RuPaul just called my name,
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and I tried to stay real calm
and bow down.
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Thank you so much.
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But, bitch, I'm inside,
I'm like, ooh, bitch,
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I won the motherfucking
lip sync! Ha-ha-ha!
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Joey Jay, I'm sorry, my dear,
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but that means
you're getting the porkchop.
256
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You are and will always be
Drag Race royalty.
257
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:26,362
Now sashay away.
258
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,731
Mwah. Thank you so much.
259
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:32,968
I'm really sad
to leave the competition.
260
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:37,339
I worked so hard to get here,
just to go home early.
261
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,577
I don't wanna go home, girl.
262
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:46,339
RuPaul: Let's see who's next.
263
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:54,023
Let me break the ice.
264
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:58,093
I'm Denali, and I am
Chicago's ice queen.
265
00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:01,096
So I am icy, spicy,
and a little bit dicey.
266
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,132
Okay.
267
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,434
First one in.
Winners come in first.
268
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,970
I do drag.
I'm a professional ice skater.
269
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:10,506
I am drag's gold-medal bitch.
270
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,609
And I might not have made it to
the Olympics in figure skating,
271
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,111
but I did make it
to the Olympics in drag.
272
00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:20,039
I am competitive,
and I'm here to win that crown.
273
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,990
Oh, what you say, what you say?
274
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,125
LaLa Ri is here to slay.
275
00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:33,762
I am the sensational,
dynamic LaLa Ri.
276
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:37,233
She's ratchet, she's sexy,
she gives you a little glamour.
277
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,635
LaLa Ri is like
a Olive Garden pasta
278
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,438
with, like, Popeye's
chicken tenders on the side
279
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,406
for the razzle-dazzle.
280
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,176
Most of all,
she's entertaining, girl.
281
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,277
- Hi!
- Hi!
282
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,945
Oh, my God, nice to meet you.
283
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,480
I'm Denali.
284
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,649
LaLa Ri.
285
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,684
Girl. Not gonna lie.
286
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,086
I was expecting
a little bit more.
287
00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:01,256
Your entrance look
is a basic bodysuit, a blazer,
288
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,925
and this kind of like flat wig.
289
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,026
Okay, cute.
290
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,028
We're the first two in, bitch.
291
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,731
I know. First two in,
last two out.
292
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,599
[alarm, thunder]
293
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,401
RuPaul: Ooh, girl.
294
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,603
She done already
done had herses.
295
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,638
But...
296
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,406
Bitch.
297
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,407
Wait. What's going on?
298
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,408
What... what alarm?
299
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,210
One plus one equals two,
300
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,244
but if you carry the three,
minus the four,
301
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,278
bitch, that don't add up.
302
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,347
What is really the tea?
303
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,149
Hello, dolls.
304
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,818
The competition
has started without you,
305
00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:34,113
so get your sassy selves
to the main stage.
306
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,016
We're waiting!
307
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,429
Uh, okay.
308
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,597
Holy shit, this is crazy.
309
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:42,831
There's two of us.
310
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,800
Why would we be going
to the main stage already?
311
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,302
I am feeling just gagged.
312
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,628
I'm sorry, floors.
313
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,179
Welcome, ladies.
314
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,548
I'm so glad you could join us.
315
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,584
You know, people come and go
so fast around here.
316
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,320
We'd like to take this moment
317
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,021
to get to know you
a little bit better.
318
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:08,223
Let's start with Denali.
319
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,625
Hey, Denali.
320
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,060
Hey, Michelle.
321
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,795
So tell me about this look.
322
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,197
Well, I'm a professional
figure skater outside of drag,
323
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,765
so I love to mold
the two worlds.
324
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,068
Just when I thought the show
couldn't get any gayer,
325
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,536
now we have figure skating?
326
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,737
[RuPaul laughs]
327
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,373
But I have a serious question
for you, okay?
328
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,909
Are you more of a Tonya Harding
or a Nancy Kerrigan?
329
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:29,902
I'm definitely more of a Tonya,
if you know what I mean.
330
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,014
I know what you mean.
331
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,682
[imitating Nancy Kerrigan] Why?
332
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,050
Why?
333
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,519
[all laugh] Why?
334
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,154
Next up, LaLa Ri.
335
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,090
Hey, LaLa Ri.
336
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,524
- Hey, girl.
- You know, I always love
337
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,094
when a queen comes out
missing her trousers.
338
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,128
[all laugh]
339
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,696
But she got her jacket on.
340
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,132
So tell us about what
does this look say to you.
341
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,801
Yes, LaLa Ri is very sexy,
but a little classy,
342
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:56,405
so this represents
the class and the sex.
343
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,740
And the ass.
344
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,742
- Of course.
- There you go.
345
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,744
LaLa, I wanted to ask you,
346
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,346
do you think you could beat
Denali in a lip sync?
347
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,916
Of course I think I can
beat Denali in a lip sync.
348
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:11,086
I mean, she's a lovely girl
and all, but bring it.
349
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,388
Well, we will see about that.
350
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:17,760
We're doing things a little
differently this season.
351
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,485
Two queens stand before me.
352
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,332
Lip sync?
353
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,902
I absolutely
am a lip sync assassin,
354
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,470
but not in ice skates.
355
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:32,508
Ladies, this is your
first chance to impress me
356
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:37,537
and save yourself
from getting the porkchop.
357
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,284
The time has come... [thunder]
358
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,952
to lip sync...
359
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:47,413
for your life.
360
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,893
I'm an entertainer
first and foremost,
361
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,028
so Miss LaLa Ri
is about to give you hell,
362
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,263
about to bring you fire.
363
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,932
She'll give you everything
you need, plus more.
364
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:01,303
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
365
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,371
♪ Boys call you sexy ♪
366
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,639
♪ What's up, sexy? ♪
367
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,340
♪ And you don't care
what they say ♪
368
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,376
♪ See, every time
you turn around ♪
369
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,278
♪ They screaming your name ♪
370
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,479
♪ Dark child ♪
371
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,315
♪ Now I've got a confession... ♪
372
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,652
Boom, I automatically
just hit my performance mode.
373
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:20,155
I'm thinking, okay, bitch,
it's time for you to shine.
374
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,223
♪ But I ain't complaining ♪
375
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,292
♪ We all wanna be famous ♪
376
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,728
♪ So go ahead
and say what you wanna say ♪
377
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,730
I was not expecting to lip sync.
378
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,567
This is not a lip sync outfit,
but Imma make it work.
379
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,336
♪ When I grow up,
I wanna be famous ♪
380
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,505
I decided to do
a cartwheel. Okay.
381
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,806
Nobody got a haircut.
382
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,142
♪ I wanna be have groupies ♪
383
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,177
♪ When I grow up, be on TV ♪
384
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,079
♪ People know me,
be on magazines ♪
385
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,281
♪ When I grow up,
fresh and clean ♪
386
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,317
♪ Number one chick
when I step out on the scene ♪
387
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,152
♪ Be careful what you wish for ♪
388
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,187
♪ 'Cause you just might get it ♪
389
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,555
♪ Hey! You just might get it ♪
390
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,158
♪ Hey! You just might get it ♪
391
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,826
♪ I see them staring at me ♪
392
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,761
♪ Ooh, I'm a trendsetter ♪
393
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,531
♪ Yes, this is true
'cause what I do ♪
394
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,233
♪ No one can do it better ♪
395
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,235
♪ You can talk about me ♪
396
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,303
♪ 'Cause I'm a hot topic ♪
397
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,405
♪ I see you watching me,
watching me ♪
398
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,174
♪ And I know you want it, oh ♪
399
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,642
♪ When I grow up ♪
400
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,143
♪ I wanna be famous,
I wanna be a star ♪
401
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,712
♪ I wanna be in movies ♪
402
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,313
♪ When I grow up,
I wanna see the world ♪
403
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,449
♪ Drive nice cars,
I wanna have groupies ♪
404
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,651
♪ When I grow up,
fresh and clean ♪
405
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,686
♪ Number one chick
when I step out on the scene ♪
406
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,355
♪ Be careful what you wish for ♪
407
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,423
♪ 'Cause you just might get it ♪
408
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,893
♪ Hey! You just might get it ♪
409
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,728
♪ Hey! You just might get it ♪
410
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,129
♪ Hey ♪
411
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,397
Whoo!
412
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,800
[laughter and applause]
413
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:41,560
Ladies, I've made my decision.
414
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,301
I didn't come here
to go home early.
415
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,972
I'm just gonna pray on it.
416
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:55,975
Throw it up and bring it down.
417
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,949
Ladies, I've made my decision.
418
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:12,158
LaLa Ri, shantay you stay.
419
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:17,172
Aroo? I'm, like, do I say
thank you or what?
420
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,274
Okay, girl.
421
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,009
Well, shantay I stay,
thank you, girl.
422
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:25,047
Denali, I'm sorry, my dear,
423
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,774
but you're getting the porkchop.
424
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,511
Now sashay away.
425
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,785
Feeling icy, feeling spicy.
426
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,168
[exhales]
427
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,103
I'm unbelievably devastated.
428
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,638
I'm just kind of,
like, oh, my God,
429
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:53,099
I'm going home without
showing anything on Drag Race.
430
00:18:56,268 --> 00:19:00,148
What the fuck is up on here?
431
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,450
- I'm Denali.
- I'm Joey.
432
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,118
- Nice to meet you.
- A pleasure.
433
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,586
I'm, like, I don't understand.
434
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:07,356
Was I not the only one
eliminated?
435
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,391
Oh, no, look it.
436
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,126
They're all the first girl outs.
437
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,963
I see on the wall
the porkchop loading dock,
438
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,331
and all of these pictures
439
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,433
of first-eliminated queens
from Drag Race.
440
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,501
Oh, no.
441
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,037
Porkchop herself, Shangela,
442
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,805
Miss Vanjie, Dahlia Sin.
443
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,541
There's some sort of trickery.
I don't know what's going on.
444
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,934
I feel like something's
gonna jump out of a box.
445
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,513
So here we are,
trying to figure out
446
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:34,416
what the fuck
has just happened to us.
447
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,884
Are we being sent home?
448
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,320
Am I about to de-drag
at the airport?
449
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,513
Can I call my mom?
450
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:55,337
Don't let the smooth taste
fool you, baby. [laughs]
451
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,639
My name is Symone,
I am 25 years old,
452
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:01,476
and I am the ebony enchantress.
453
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,978
Queen number one, all right.
454
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,479
Let's do it.
455
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:08,350
My drag is very real woman,
very female illusional.
456
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,619
This is gonna be my spot,
front and center, honey.
457
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,422
I love strong women
who've been through things,
458
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,923
and if you Black,
that's even better.
459
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,659
I'm here, bitch! [laughs]
460
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:20,295
Symone is the confidence,
the essence.
461
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:23,222
She is a goddess,
she's everything.
462
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,440
Holler at me.
I know you know me.
463
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,742
Holler at me.
I know you know me.
464
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,277
Tamisha is here.
465
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,045
I am Tamisha Iman,
466
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,482
one of the baddest in the art
form of female impersonation.
467
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,918
I am sassy, I am lovable,
468
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:47,289
but at the same time,
I can be W-I-T-C-H if need be.
469
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,257
- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?
470
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,425
Nice to meet you. I'm Tamisha.
471
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:51,593
It's lovely to meet you, too.
I'm Symone.
472
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,228
- It's nice to meet you, Symone.
- Thank you.
473
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,296
I love the power shoulder.
474
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,630
Thank you, I'm into fashion.
475
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,399
There we go. Pageant gal?
476
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,867
- Of course.
- Of course.
477
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,001
Yes. Of course.
478
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,503
And the matriarch
of the Iman family.
479
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:02,504
Word!
480
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,272
I'm the mother of the dynasty.
481
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,007
- Come on, dynasty.
- Yeah, it's a dynasty.
482
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:09,578
Miss Tamisha is very...
483
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,713
Now, no shade, no shade.
484
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,115
Like a mother figure.
485
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,182
But also, like, you know
486
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:17,919
that she is here
to play and slay.
487
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:18,987
[alarm, thunder]
488
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,822
RuPaul: Ooh, girl.
489
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:24,650
She done already
done had herses.
490
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,229
What the hell?
491
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,831
Maybe they hit
the button too soon.
492
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,199
Just two of us?
493
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,935
We ain't even done nothin' yet.
We just walked in.
494
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,805
Well, hello, my queens.
495
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:40,775
I wanna see both of you
on the main stage.
496
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:41,934
Hit it!
497
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:44,880
What the hell?
498
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,748
Come to the floor?
499
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:47,883
You supposed
to come in the room.
500
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,427
We don't supposed
to come to the floor.
501
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:58,360
Welcome, queens.
Surprised to see me?
502
00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:00,028
Now it's time
503
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:03,822
to make a positive first
impression on the judges...
504
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,903
starting with Symone.
505
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:11,173
So I see you've got little mini
Polaroids as your dress.
506
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:12,340
Oh, yes.
507
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:14,242
Are they pictures of you?
508
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:15,510
Each one of them
are pictures of me,
509
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,179
a little couple faces,
a couple of shoes,
510
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,914
a couple of asses pictures, too.
511
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,382
[all laugh]
512
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:21,983
So does that tell me
that you love yourself?
513
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,952
Yes, I do love myself.
514
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:25,554
- Good.
- I love my drag persona.
515
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,621
- Great.
- It saved my life.
516
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:27,756
Where did you grow up?
517
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,791
I grew up in Conway, Arkansas.
518
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:32,260
I dated a guy
from Pine Bluff, Arkansas.
519
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,562
Oh!
520
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:34,930
Is he your grandfather?
521
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,898
[all laugh] I think so.
522
00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:38,867
I knew he said something
about a cross-dresser.
523
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,136
[all laugh]
524
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,938
So we might be related.
525
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:46,508
[all laugh]
526
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,176
All right, Tamisha Iman.
527
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,512
I see that you have found
what I have lost.
528
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:51,580
- Oh!
- Yep.
529
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:52,681
I did get 'em.
530
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,516
Yeah, you sure did.
You got 'em, girl.
531
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,751
How long have you
been doing drag?
532
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:57,752
30 years.
533
00:22:57,776 --> 00:22:59,187
What?
534
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,889
- Yeah, 30 years.
- Wow.
535
00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:02,991
Do you think
your vast experience
536
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,159
is going to be helpful
537
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:06,094
or be a hindrance
in the competition?
538
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:09,664
Well, I'm not as great
as I used to be,
539
00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:12,167
but I'm still
as good as I should be.
540
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:15,203
I'm recently
getting over cancer.
541
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,173
Because you were cast
on Season 12.
542
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,708
Yes. On that Friday,
543
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,944
I got the call to say,
"Hey, you made it!"
544
00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:26,248
On that Sunday, I got
the call from my doctor
545
00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:29,918
stating that I had
stage three colon cancer,
546
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:33,288
and they had to start
immediately radiation and chemo.
547
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:35,724
So it devastated me.
548
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,760
You know, I got so bad
to where I couldn't walk.
549
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:41,830
The cancer and the radiation
took such a control over me.
550
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:45,433
And knowing that
I could possibly fight
551
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:49,170
to get back here just
one more time, I fought it.
552
00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:50,272
So within a year, I'm...
553
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:51,573
I'm a conqueror,
554
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:54,209
and I'm so thankful
that you gave me this chance.
555
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,511
So I'm blessed.
Whatever happens, I'm blessed.
556
00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:57,812
- All right.
- God is good.
557
00:23:57,836 --> 00:23:59,547
Thank you, Tamisha.
558
00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:03,184
Ladies, I have
just one more thing to say.
559
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,186
Oh.
560
00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:07,680
Two queens stand before me.
561
00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:12,227
H-h-h-huh?
562
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:14,562
Ladies, this
is your first chance
563
00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:22,561
to impress me and save yourself
from getting... the porkchop.
564
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:27,375
The time has come... [thunder]
565
00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,778
for you to lip sync...
566
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:33,706
for your life.
567
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:38,119
I ain't been here five minutes
and y'all doing all this.
568
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,587
This is crazy.
569
00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:44,426
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
570
00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:47,595
[music plays]
571
00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:48,954
Whoo!
572
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:59,407
♪ You might think I'm crazy,
but I'm serious ♪
573
00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:02,510
♪ It's better you know now ♪
574
00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:06,715
♪ What I thought was happiness
was only part-time bliss ♪
575
00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,674
♪ You can take a bow ♪
576
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:15,023
♪ It was all just one big night
out on the town ♪
577
00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:19,427
♪ Riding in your limousine ♪
578
00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:20,962
♪ We turned right
and I say wrong ♪
579
00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:22,831
♪ Which brings us to a stop ♪
580
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:26,935
♪ As the light is changing ♪
581
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:30,905
♪ Oh, my meter's running,
so I got to go now ♪
582
00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:33,074
♪ It's the pleasure principle ♪
583
00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:35,677
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
584
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:38,079
[laughs]
585
00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:41,707
♪ It's the principle
of pleasure ♪
586
00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:47,088
♪ Oh, oh ♪
587
00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:49,190
♪ It's the pleasure principle ♪
588
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:52,260
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
589
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,219
[RuPaul laughs]
590
00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:57,065
♪ I know... ♪
591
00:25:57,089 --> 00:26:00,735
Tamisha is giving you
Janet Jackson concert vibes.
592
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:03,071
Arms, movements,
da, da, da, da, da.
593
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:04,139
I was, like, oh, no, ma'am.
594
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,140
♪ You know... ♪
595
00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:06,374
This is my stage,
596
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,709
I can't let her have it.
597
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:11,179
This is not her Janet Jackson
moment, it's mine.
598
00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:14,215
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, yeah ♪
599
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,818
♪ It's the pleasure principle,
principle ♪
600
00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:20,512
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
601
00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:29,230
♪ You might say
that I'm no good for you ♪
602
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:33,234
♪ I wouldn't trust your looks,
baby, if I could ♪
603
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:36,104
♪ Love me ♪
604
00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:37,839
♪ Love me, yeah ♪
605
00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:40,308
♪ Pleasure principle ♪
606
00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:42,000
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
607
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,305
[laughter and applause]
608
00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:51,577
Ladies, I've made my decision.
609
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,324
The thing about
watching the show,
610
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:58,626
you think you know
until you get here,
611
00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,662
and now you don't know nothing.
612
00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:03,431
Let me take a deep breath,
613
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,757
because I don't know
what's about to happen.
614
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,563
Ladies, I've made my decision.
615
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:20,648
Symone, shantay you stay.
616
00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:23,117
Aah!
617
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,252
[laughs]
618
00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:25,753
Sorry.
619
00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:27,288
In the seven minutes
that we are here,
620
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:28,990
I have literally walked
through the werkroom,
621
00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:31,526
went to the main stage,
and won a lip sync.
622
00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:34,896
What is going on, America?
623
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,531
Whew.
624
00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:39,934
Tamisha Iman,
I'm sorry, my dear,
625
00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:44,530
but that means you're
getting the porkchop.
626
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,843
Now sashay away.
627
00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:51,212
Thank you. I'm always
gonna be a Ru girl.
628
00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:52,914
Thank you. Mwah!
629
00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:54,273
[applause]
630
00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:58,553
Wow.
631
00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:01,122
I'm totally destroyed, because
this is my second chance,
632
00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:02,657
and it's over that fast.
633
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,449
Just that fast,
in the blink of a eye.
634
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,664
- Hey, cutie.
- Well, well, well.
635
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:10,932
I'm Denali. Nice to meet you.
636
00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:12,133
Joey Jay.
637
00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:14,002
Nice to meet you, Joey.
I'm Tamisha.
638
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,237
I'm still in shock and awe.
639
00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:17,438
They're excited.
640
00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:18,473
"Hey, girl, how are you?"
641
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,141
I'm like, "Why are we here?"
642
00:28:20,165 --> 00:28:22,777
We're here in a room
full of first eliminees.
643
00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:24,145
Oh, are we? [laughs]
644
00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:26,114
Our picture is gonna
go there for next season.
645
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:32,453
No, I don't feel like
it's the end, exactly.
646
00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:33,922
It felt like the end to me.
647
00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:37,525
I got eliminated on that stage,
and it hurt like...
648
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,527
Yeah, but you know
it's not RuPaul's Drag Race
649
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:40,628
without a twist.
650
00:28:40,652 --> 00:28:42,463
Bitch, I don't know
what you feeling,
651
00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:44,098
but at the end of the day,
the lady said go home.
652
00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:45,867
The bags are packed,
we all in this room.
653
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:46,868
They just letting us
come together
654
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,836
so it'll be one van
655
00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,171
to take us all to the airport.
656
00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:51,306
You're very hopeful,
657
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,641
and I get it, but, you know...
658
00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:58,246
I'm holding on because I am not
accepting elimination just yet.
659
00:28:58,270 --> 00:28:59,347
This ain't no twist.
660
00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:01,983
The twist is
we twisting to the door.
661
00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:03,842
The lady said go home.
662
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:15,621
Time to crash the system.
663
00:29:17,055 --> 00:29:19,257
I'm Gottmik,
and I'm ready to kill it.
664
00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:26,174
My drag is inspired by fashion
665
00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:30,545
and designers
like McQueen, Galliano.
666
00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:33,214
Picasso's paintings
inspire me a lot.
667
00:29:33,238 --> 00:29:35,650
I love putting shapes on my face
668
00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:36,684
where they probably
shouldn't be.
669
00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:39,087
She's just a campy, spooky,
670
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,823
clown artistry thing, I guess.
671
00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:44,258
Not the first person here.
672
00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:45,627
I cannot.
673
00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:51,499
I'm so excited to be here
on RuPaul's Drag Race.
674
00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:53,768
Thank you. Hold the applause.
[laughs]
675
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,937
I think I'll bring a different
angle to this competition.
676
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:59,741
I am a transgender man,
677
00:29:59,765 --> 00:30:02,644
so born a girl,
transitioned to a guy,
678
00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:04,646
dress like a girl for money.
679
00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:07,181
Very that. [laughs]
680
00:30:07,205 --> 00:30:09,374
But, I'm so psy...
681
00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:13,554
No one saw that.
682
00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:17,258
I am an extravagant
celebrity makeup artist.
683
00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:19,027
I'm gonna have, like,
a buffalo bump on my hair.
684
00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:23,731
I've painted Cindy Crawford,
Heidi Klum, Paris Hilton.
685
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:26,067
And so the biggest
misconception about me
686
00:30:26,091 --> 00:30:27,802
is that I'm just
a makeup artist.
687
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:31,830
I'm so much more, and I cannot
wait to show these bitches.
688
00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:39,847
Ah-choo!
689
00:30:39,871 --> 00:30:41,773
She's sickening.
690
00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:46,854
I am Utica Queen,
and I am from Utica, Minnesota.
691
00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:48,956
See what I did there?
692
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:50,658
I'm the queen of the unexpected.
693
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,618
I am the wacky, inflatable,
waving-arms tube queen.
694
00:30:55,721 --> 00:30:59,434
I'm always dishing a hot dish of
ridiculousness to an audience.
695
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,602
I'm so excited to spread smiles
696
00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:04,305
to all the wonderful people
in the world.
697
00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:05,506
Hello!
698
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,208
Hi, I'm Gottmik.
Nice to meet you.
699
00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:09,310
A pleasure, Utica.
Nice to meet you.
700
00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:10,378
- Go ahead, you look gorg!
- God, your paint.
701
00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:12,580
Good morning, hello,
and good night.
702
00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:14,182
Hi, how are you? [laughs]
703
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,883
This is crazy!
704
00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:17,218
So what type of drag is she?
705
00:31:17,242 --> 00:31:18,219
What does she do?
706
00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:19,620
So I'm really kooky.
707
00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:21,389
Uh-huh.
708
00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,324
It's kind of like if your
best friend's a supermodel.
709
00:31:23,348 --> 00:31:24,459
Like, she walks into the room,
710
00:31:24,483 --> 00:31:25,993
but then she trips
and falls on her face
711
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,262
and eats her own booger.
712
00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:30,631
Uh, that's me. [both laugh]
713
00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:32,300
[alarm, thunder] Oh, no.
714
00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:33,534
RuPaul: Ooh, girl.
715
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,337
She done already
done had herses.
716
00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:41,008
The alarms are going off,
the lighting is changing.
717
00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:42,543
Oh, my God, I love
this lighting, though.
718
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,303
It's matching my outfit,
so I'm living for that.
719
00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:48,316
Welcome, queens.
720
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:51,085
Meet me on the main stage,
721
00:31:51,109 --> 00:31:53,378
because I wanna see you sweat.
722
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,225
I'm already sweating.
723
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,450
Aah! What's happening?
724
00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:05,767
Welcome to the main stage.
725
00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:07,034
- Whoo!
- Thank you!
726
00:32:07,058 --> 00:32:08,603
Thank you for having us.
727
00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:11,773
Now, listen, we just wanna
get to know you a little better.
728
00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:16,077
So starting with Gottmik,
we're gonna talk to the judges.
729
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:17,278
Hey, Gottmik.
730
00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:18,613
Hey, Ross. How are you?
731
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,448
How would you describe
your drag?
732
00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:23,718
I like everything to be
kind of Pierrot inspired,
733
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:26,154
clown, black and white,
734
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:29,791
but with, like, a vibrant,
campy touch to it.
735
00:32:29,815 --> 00:32:32,360
We can obviously see that
you are great with makeup,
736
00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:33,795
and you've got
a great fashion sense.
737
00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:35,062
Thank you.
738
00:32:35,086 --> 00:32:37,923
Would you describe yourself
as a lip sync assassin?
739
00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:43,738
I'm not a lip sync assassin,
740
00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,573
but I can lip sync
the house down for sure.
741
00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,208
Okay.
742
00:32:47,232 --> 00:32:48,309
Thank you, Gottmik.
743
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:49,744
Thank you.
744
00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:52,046
- Up next, Utica.
- Hi.
745
00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:56,284
I wanna know how this outfit
describes who Utica is,
746
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,952
and why is there a strawberry
on your head?
747
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,453
So the strawberry,
748
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:02,490
I used to be allergic
to strawberries growing up,
749
00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:06,561
and it's kind of a testament
to me getting through it.
750
00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:09,764
[laughs] So... That's so crazy.
751
00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:12,767
- It's so dumb. Whoo-oo.
- I love it. Okay, go on.
752
00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:13,901
And, yeah, I would say my style
753
00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:16,003
is if you took this pattern
and that pattern
754
00:33:16,027 --> 00:33:17,471
and this pattern and this
pattern and put it in a jar,
755
00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:21,709
and then shook it all up
and then there you go,
756
00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:23,578
but with a touch of polish.
757
00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:24,879
Just a touch.
758
00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:26,180
Are you a little nervous?
759
00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:27,849
Feel it in my nuggets.
760
00:33:27,873 --> 00:33:29,417
- You feel what?
- I feel it in my nuggets.
761
00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:31,652
Oh, okay. We all love nuggets.
762
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,521
[laughs]
763
00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:34,913
Ladies, I have a question.
764
00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:40,185
How well do you perform
under pressure?
765
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:44,165
Actually, you know what?
Don't answer that.
766
00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,491
I think we're about to find out.
767
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:50,962
Two queens stand before me.
768
00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:56,644
What? Right off the bat?
769
00:33:56,668 --> 00:34:00,348
Ladies, this is your
first chance to impress me
770
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:05,644
and save yourself
from getting the porkchop.
771
00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:10,458
The time has come... [thunder]
772
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:12,927
for you to lip sync...
773
00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:14,462
for...
774
00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:17,431
your...
775
00:34:17,455 --> 00:34:19,124
[echoing] ...life. Hah!
776
00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:23,404
I'm cracking my knuckles
right now.
777
00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:25,573
But, like, getting ready,
like, focused.
778
00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:29,343
No one is sending me home
on the first episode.
779
00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:33,748
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
780
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:35,807
[music plays]
781
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,292
♪ Saturday,
steppin' into the club ♪
782
00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,294
♪ There'll be someone
wanna tell DJ turn it up ♪
783
00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:48,296
♪ I feel the energy all around ♪
784
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,631
♪ And my body can't stop
moving to the sound ♪
785
00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:52,300
♪ But I can tell
that you're watching me ♪
786
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,869
♪ And you're probably gonna
write what you didn't see ♪
787
00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:56,837
♪ Well, I just need
a little space to breathe ♪
788
00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:58,439
♪ Can you please
respect my privacy? ♪
789
00:34:58,463 --> 00:35:01,142
♪ I'm tired of rumors starting ♪
790
00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:03,210
♪ I'm sick of being followed ♪
791
00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:05,179
♪ I'm tired of people lying ♪
792
00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:07,148
♪ Sayin' what they want
about me ♪
793
00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:09,483
♪ Why can't they
back up off me? ♪
794
00:35:09,507 --> 00:35:11,619
♪ Why can't they let me live? ♪
795
00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:13,654
♪ I'm gonna do it my way ♪
796
00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:15,656
♪ Take this
for just what it is ♪
797
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,857
♪ Here we are
back up in the club ♪
798
00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:18,159
♪ People taking pictures ♪
799
00:35:18,183 --> 00:35:20,027
♪ Don't you think
they get enough? ♪
800
00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:21,529
♪ I just wanna be
all over the floor ♪
801
00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:22,830
♪ And throw my hands
up in the air ♪
802
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,298
♪ To the beat like, what? ♪
803
00:35:24,322 --> 00:35:25,900
♪ I've gotta say, respectfully ♪
804
00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:28,069
♪ I would like it if you
take the cameras off of me ♪
805
00:35:28,093 --> 00:35:30,338
♪ 'Cause I just want
a little room to breathe ♪
806
00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:32,473
♪ Can you please
respect my privacy? ♪
807
00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:35,743
♪ I'm tired of rumors, rumors ♪
808
00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:37,111
♪ Followed, followed, followed ♪
809
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,080
♪ Followed, followed,
followed, followed ♪
810
00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:41,215
♪ But they follow me ♪
811
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,651
♪ Why can't they...
They... they... they... they ♪
812
00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:46,354
♪ Let me live? ♪
813
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:49,256
♪ Take this
for just what it is ♪
814
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,292
♪ I'm tired of rumors starting ♪
815
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,060
♪ I'm sick of being followed ♪
816
00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:54,829
♪ I'm tired of people lying ♪
817
00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:57,431
♪ Sayin' what they want
about me ♪
818
00:35:57,455 --> 00:35:59,367
♪ Why can't they
back up off me? ♪
819
00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:01,602
♪ Why can't they let me live? ♪
820
00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:03,771
♪ I'm gonna do it my way ♪
821
00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:05,873
♪ Take this
for just what it is ♪
822
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,641
Whoo!
823
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:10,611
[laughter and applause]
824
00:36:10,635 --> 00:36:14,305
Ladies, I've made my decision.
825
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,576
Oh, what's gonna happen next?
826
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:21,613
This is crazy!
827
00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:28,119
Ladies, I've made my decision.
828
00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:37,128
Gottmik, shantay you stay.
829
00:36:38,229 --> 00:36:40,141
Oh, my God, thank you.
830
00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:43,878
I fucking just won a lip sync
on RuPaul's Drag Race.
831
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,946
Hello!
832
00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:48,082
Utica, I'm sorry, my dear,
833
00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:51,843
but that means
you're getting the porkchop.
834
00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:56,624
Now sashay away.
835
00:36:56,648 --> 00:36:58,826
Thank you very much
for this opportunity.
836
00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:01,228
Oh! No!
837
00:37:01,252 --> 00:37:03,397
It can't end this soon.
838
00:37:03,421 --> 00:37:06,500
I'll get you for this, RuPaul!
839
00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:07,992
[laughing]
840
00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:20,815
Hey!
841
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:25,719
Oh, my God,
I am the first one here.
842
00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:27,979
I could have gone
to the dentist.
843
00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:33,194
My name is Rosé, and I reside
at the busy intersection
844
00:37:33,218 --> 00:37:36,263
of Wit Avenue
and Fashion Boulevard.
845
00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:38,365
Rosé is a comedy queen,
846
00:37:38,389 --> 00:37:42,770
kind of like if Robin Williams
and Jim Carrey had a child.
847
00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:45,473
What a horrible daughter for
the two of them to procreate.
848
00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:47,408
[laughs]
849
00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:50,111
Got a little stage
going on here.
850
00:37:50,135 --> 00:37:52,613
I'm not gonna step on that.
It might collapse.
851
00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:54,148
I had breakfast today.
852
00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:56,083
I'm a singer and a dancer.
853
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:59,687
I was on The Voice
and America's Got Talent.
854
00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:01,956
I'm very competitive.
I don't like to lose.
855
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:05,126
But I usually win. [laughs]
856
00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:08,295
I should, uh, probably
wipe off this tooth,
857
00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:10,831
since no one's gonna see it.
858
00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:13,067
I'm basically doing shtick
for an empty house,
859
00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:15,794
which is not something Rosé's
used to, I'm proud to say.
860
00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:28,940
Lux be a lady tonight.
861
00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:35,389
I'm Olivia Lux, and I like
to light up a room
862
00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:38,192
whenever I walk into a space.
863
00:38:38,216 --> 00:38:41,929
I consider Olivia Lux
as that diva,
864
00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:45,199
but that, like,
really nice diva,
865
00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:46,867
like Diana Ross
and the Supremes.
866
00:38:46,891 --> 00:38:48,269
Oh, my God! [both laugh]
867
00:38:48,293 --> 00:38:50,771
- You look so good.
- Mwah, mwah.
868
00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:51,972
You look amazing.
869
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:53,174
It's so good to see you.
870
00:38:53,198 --> 00:38:54,408
You, too, baby.
I think the last time
871
00:38:54,432 --> 00:38:58,145
I saw you in drag
was literally Lady Liberty.
872
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,614
Yeah, where I was a contestant
and you were hosting it.
873
00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:03,517
I look up to Rosé so much.
874
00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:06,020
She's, like,
New York City drag royalty.
875
00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:10,925
And now we're in America's
biggest drag pageant together.
876
00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:13,093
Like, whaaa.
877
00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:14,728
At that time,
I had been doing drag
878
00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:17,064
for, like, what, six months?
879
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:18,732
Wait, how long
have you been doing drag?
880
00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:19,767
Like, a year and a half.
881
00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:22,403
A year and a half? Okay, girl.
882
00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:25,372
I'm a little surprised to see
Olivia here, to be honest,
883
00:39:25,396 --> 00:39:27,508
because I would expect Olivia
884
00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:30,377
to take just a little bit longer
to be really ripe enough.
885
00:39:30,401 --> 00:39:33,881
But her smile is stunning,
886
00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:36,383
and I can't wait to knock
her teeth out one by one.
887
00:39:36,407 --> 00:39:38,686
[laughs]
888
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:40,621
[alarm, thunder]
889
00:39:40,645 --> 00:39:42,223
RuPaul: Ooh, girl.
890
00:39:42,247 --> 00:39:45,125
She done already
done had herses.
891
00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:47,795
Welcome, ladies. What?
892
00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:50,030
Were you expecting more?
893
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,500
Good, because so am I.
894
00:39:53,524 --> 00:39:57,271
Meet me on the main stage.
895
00:39:57,295 --> 00:39:58,372
Ha!
896
00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,530
Pronto!
897
00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:02,376
Okay, the main stage.
898
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,778
- Let's go!
- Let's go!
899
00:40:04,802 --> 00:40:09,073
Oh, it is about to start, honey.
900
00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:15,823
Welcome, ladies.
901
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:18,325
Breathe deep and take in
902
00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:21,662
the charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent
903
00:40:21,686 --> 00:40:24,431
of the queens
that came before you.
904
00:40:24,455 --> 00:40:26,767
The smell of hairspray
and desperation.
905
00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:28,469
[both chuckle]
906
00:40:28,493 --> 00:40:31,839
Now, the judges wanna get to
know you a little bit better,
907
00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:33,407
starting with Rosé.
908
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:36,744
What does this outfit
tell us about you, Rosé?
909
00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:39,079
RuPaul always says that
if you wanna make money,
910
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,347
you should wear a suit.
911
00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:43,484
And I never understood that,
so I wore this instead.
912
00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:44,985
[all laugh]
913
00:40:45,009 --> 00:40:47,821
I think I recognize you
from New York.
914
00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:50,457
Are you part
of the girl group with Jan?
915
00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:52,126
Yes, I am. Stephanie's Child.
916
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,495
Are you planning on lasting
a little longer than Jan?
917
00:40:54,519 --> 00:40:58,098
I am absolutely planning
on lasting longer than Jan.
918
00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,099
- Ooh.
- Okay.
919
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,769
Up next, Olivia Lux.
920
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,237
Hi.
921
00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:08,275
I would love to know what this
outfit says about Olivia Lux.
922
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:11,312
Well, I do love
a good Showgirl moment,
923
00:41:11,336 --> 00:41:13,213
and I thought
I'd go with something
924
00:41:13,237 --> 00:41:15,616
that reminded me
of a theater curtain.
925
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,185
And a large purse for all
those things you have in it.
926
00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:19,553
Exactly.
927
00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:22,189
I like to carry
my extra eyelashes in this.
928
00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:23,390
[all laugh]
929
00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:26,093
If I were to go see
an Olivia Lux show,
930
00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:28,662
how would it be different
than any other drag queen show?
931
00:41:28,686 --> 00:41:31,498
I really like to incorporate
live drag elements,
932
00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:35,069
so you may see me sit down at
the piano for a bit, you know.
933
00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:36,603
Well, I love a big organ.
934
00:41:36,627 --> 00:41:39,206
[all laugh]
935
00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:43,877
Ladies, we're doing things a
little differently this season.
936
00:41:43,901 --> 00:41:45,203
It's all come down to this.
937
00:41:46,571 --> 00:41:48,306
Two queens stand before me.
938
00:41:51,542 --> 00:41:55,889
Ladies, this is your
first chance to impress me
939
00:41:55,913 --> 00:42:01,185
and save yourself
from getting the porkchop.
940
00:42:04,455 --> 00:42:06,467
The time has come... [thunder]
941
00:42:06,491 --> 00:42:08,535
for you to lip sync...
942
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,328
for your life.
943
00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:15,209
For our life?
944
00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:16,877
On day one?
945
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,278
And against Rosé?
946
00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:24,284
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
947
00:42:24,308 --> 00:42:27,879
[music plays]
948
00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:34,395
♪ Well, I had me a boy,
turned him into a man ♪
949
00:42:34,419 --> 00:42:37,364
♪ I showed him all the things
that he didn't understand ♪
950
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,666
♪ Whoa ♪
951
00:42:39,690 --> 00:42:42,460
♪ And then I let him go ♪
952
00:42:44,462 --> 00:42:48,275
♪ Now there's one in California
who's been cursing my name ♪
953
00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:50,911
♪ 'Cause I found me
a better lover in the UK ♪
954
00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:52,946
♪ Hey, hey ♪
955
00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:56,140
♪ Until I made my getaway ♪
956
00:42:58,376 --> 00:43:02,156
♪ One, two, three,
they gonna run back to me ♪
957
00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:05,225
♪ 'Cause I'm the best baby
that they never gotta keep ♪
958
00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:08,762
♪ One, two, three,
they gonna run back to me ♪
959
00:43:08,786 --> 00:43:12,433
♪ They always wanna come,
but they never wanna leave ♪
960
00:43:12,457 --> 00:43:17,004
♪ Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's,
they haunt me ♪
961
00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:20,307
♪ Like gho-oh-osts,
they want me ♪
962
00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:22,643
♪ To make 'em, oh, oh, oh ♪
963
00:43:22,667 --> 00:43:25,612
♪ They won't let go ♪
964
00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:30,984
♪ My ex's and the oh, oh, oh's,
they haunt me ♪
965
00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:34,254
♪ Like gho-oh-osts,
they want me ♪
966
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,089
♪ To make 'em, oh, oh, oh ♪
967
00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:38,158
♪ They won't let go... ♪
968
00:43:38,182 --> 00:43:40,727
It sounds so cliché
and band camp
969
00:43:40,751 --> 00:43:42,362
to say that I am one
with the music,
970
00:43:42,386 --> 00:43:46,567
but, honey,
I am one with the music.
971
00:43:46,591 --> 00:43:49,861
[guitar solo]
972
00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:56,376
I'm an incredible lip syncer.
973
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,478
I'm gonna show the judges
974
00:43:57,502 --> 00:43:59,179
that I've got a few tricks
up my sleeve
975
00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:00,747
and I'm the bitch to watch.
976
00:44:00,771 --> 00:44:01,815
♪ But they never wanna leave ♪
977
00:44:01,839 --> 00:44:03,150
♪ My ex's ♪
978
00:44:03,174 --> 00:44:06,520
♪ And the oh, oh, oh's,
they haunt me ♪
979
00:44:06,544 --> 00:44:10,023
♪ Like gho-oh-osts,
they want me ♪
980
00:44:10,047 --> 00:44:11,625
♪ To make 'em, oh, oh, oh ♪
981
00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:15,529
♪ They won't let go ♪
982
00:44:15,553 --> 00:44:19,633
♪ Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's,
they haunt me ♪
983
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:23,737
♪ Like gho-oh-osts,
they want me ♪
984
00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:26,073
♪ To make 'em, oh, oh, oh ♪
985
00:44:26,097 --> 00:44:28,442
♪ They won't let go ♪
986
00:44:28,466 --> 00:44:31,169
♪ Ex's and oh's ♪
987
00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:36,140
[laughter and applause]
988
00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:41,679
Ladies, I've made my decision.
989
00:44:46,584 --> 00:44:49,253
Olivia Lux, shantay you stay.
990
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,300
Aah! [laughs]
I can't believe it!
991
00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:54,735
Thank you.
992
00:44:54,759 --> 00:44:55,760
I'm shocked!
993
00:44:56,827 --> 00:44:59,740
Rosé, I'm sorry, my dear,
994
00:44:59,764 --> 00:45:04,502
but that means
you're getting the porkchop.
995
00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:08,482
What? Wait, what?
996
00:45:08,506 --> 00:45:11,919
Now sashay away.
997
00:45:11,943 --> 00:45:13,978
Thank you.
998
00:45:15,613 --> 00:45:17,691
Oh, wait, I'm so confused.
999
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:18,692
Me, too. [laughs]
1000
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:19,693
I just got here.
1001
00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,295
I haven't done anything.
1002
00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:22,963
I haven't even
opened my suitcase.
1003
00:45:22,987 --> 00:45:25,999
Am I supposed to, like,
leave with a zinger?
1004
00:45:26,023 --> 00:45:30,861
I'm not sure what's going on,
but bye, I think.
1005
00:45:33,831 --> 00:45:36,334
[siren]
1006
00:45:38,102 --> 00:45:40,614
Didn't your parents ever teach
you not to play with fire?
1007
00:45:40,638 --> 00:45:42,816
Now let's turn it
and burn it, bitches!
1008
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,651
I'm Tina Burner,
1009
00:45:44,675 --> 00:45:47,354
and I'm New York's premiere
costume comedy queen.
1010
00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:50,457
I have been a staple in
the drag community for 10 years.
1011
00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,526
I am just large and in charge.
1012
00:45:52,550 --> 00:45:55,495
I'm The Muppets
Take Manhattan, okay?
1013
00:45:55,519 --> 00:45:57,364
[chuckles]
1014
00:45:57,388 --> 00:45:59,499
I have a reputation of being,
like, loud and outspoken.
1015
00:45:59,523 --> 00:46:02,636
I got a lot to say,
and I will not be silent.
1016
00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:06,306
The fireworks show is on... ooh...
1017
00:46:06,330 --> 00:46:09,509
Oh, clean brushes. Thank God.
1018
00:46:09,533 --> 00:46:11,712
I am literally gonna
light this place up.
1019
00:46:11,736 --> 00:46:14,948
Ah, fire. Oh, my gosh,
did I just do, like, Showgirls?
1020
00:46:14,972 --> 00:46:16,416
I did!
1021
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:20,011
[laughs] Whoo!
1022
00:46:26,584 --> 00:46:29,396
The Mackie doll
is finally out of her box.
1023
00:46:29,420 --> 00:46:30,964
I'm Kahmora Hall,
1024
00:46:30,988 --> 00:46:33,166
and I'm Chicago's
premiere Mackie Barbie doll.
1025
00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:36,069
Kahmora Hall is always living
that rich, white woman fantasy.
1026
00:46:36,093 --> 00:46:38,538
She is just dripping in luxury.
1027
00:46:38,562 --> 00:46:40,440
You can smell the privilege
off of her.
1028
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:42,409
And my drag is all about
the glitz and glam.
1029
00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:45,045
Shine and sparkle
never go out of style.
1030
00:46:45,069 --> 00:46:46,446
- Hey!
- Hi!
1031
00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,949
Oh, my God, Miss Big Red,
how are you?
1032
00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:50,217
Mwah, mwah!
1033
00:46:50,241 --> 00:46:51,652
- Kahmora Hall.
- Kahmora Hall?
1034
00:46:51,676 --> 00:46:53,153
Kah-mora, okay?
1035
00:46:53,177 --> 00:46:54,955
Not Kim-mora, Kah-mora.
1036
00:46:54,979 --> 00:46:56,189
- Get it right.
- Kahmora Hall, got it.
1037
00:46:56,213 --> 00:46:57,257
That's right.
1038
00:46:57,281 --> 00:46:59,292
- Tina Burner.
- Oh, I know you, girl.
1039
00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:00,494
I know who Tina Burner is.
1040
00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:01,895
She is a local legend,
1041
00:47:01,919 --> 00:47:04,431
and even though she's
the only one there right now,
1042
00:47:04,455 --> 00:47:06,600
I just know that
she's one to watch out for.
1043
00:47:06,624 --> 00:47:08,268
So who are you wearing?
1044
00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:09,870
I'm giving you
a firefighter, honey.
1045
00:47:09,894 --> 00:47:11,571
I'm just giving you the
whole Tina Burner experience
1046
00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:12,572
from head to toe.
1047
00:47:12,596 --> 00:47:13,874
I see.
1048
00:47:13,898 --> 00:47:17,377
You look like
a sexy hot dog right now.
1049
00:47:17,401 --> 00:47:18,779
Kahmora is shady, bitch.
1050
00:47:18,803 --> 00:47:21,939
I'm, like, yes,
you can be on Team Burner.
1051
00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:26,486
Oh!
1052
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,288
♪ I'm the queen
you want to see ♪
1053
00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:30,657
♪ Elliott with 2 Ts, okay? ♪
1054
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:33,960
♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh-uh-uh-uh ♪
1055
00:47:33,984 --> 00:47:35,362
Okay? Get into it.
1056
00:47:35,386 --> 00:47:36,863
White girls can't dance, huh?
1057
00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:38,465
[both laugh]
1058
00:47:38,489 --> 00:47:40,467
My name is Elliott with 2 Ts,
1059
00:47:40,491 --> 00:47:42,269
and I'm the most famous
drag queen
1060
00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:44,304
you ain't never heard of.
[laughs]
1061
00:47:44,328 --> 00:47:48,408
My drag is very much
a housewife with a secret.
1062
00:47:48,432 --> 00:47:50,577
I've been doing drag
since I was 15 years old,
1063
00:47:50,601 --> 00:47:52,279
dancing, acting, singing.
1064
00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:56,717
I didn't practice my autograph
since I was a baby for nothing.
1065
00:47:56,741 --> 00:47:58,218
She looks fun.
1066
00:47:58,242 --> 00:48:00,053
- [laughs]
- Sis.
1067
00:48:00,077 --> 00:48:02,589
She got a windbreaker on
and some pants,
1068
00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:03,724
and I'm just, like, sis,
1069
00:48:03,748 --> 00:48:06,026
do you just go
power walking with my mom?
1070
00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:07,060
- Hi!
- Hello, hello.
1071
00:48:07,084 --> 00:48:09,029
Hi. I'm Kahmora.
1072
00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:10,564
I'm Elliott with 2 Ts.
1073
00:48:10,588 --> 00:48:11,698
- Hi, Elliott with 2 Ts.
- Hello.
1074
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:14,291
All I can think about is ET.
1075
00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:18,138
Elliott...
1076
00:48:18,162 --> 00:48:19,773
And I was, like, ooh, girl.
1077
00:48:19,797 --> 00:48:21,341
She needs to phone home
1078
00:48:21,365 --> 00:48:23,744
and get a new outfit
for the werkroom entrance, girl.
1079
00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:25,011
I've seen you before.
1080
00:48:25,035 --> 00:48:28,448
You were at a drag brunch
in Las Vegas.
1081
00:48:28,472 --> 00:48:30,417
I sure was.
1082
00:48:30,441 --> 00:48:31,451
That's where I'm from.
1083
00:48:31,475 --> 00:48:33,086
Is this look very Vegas
or something?
1084
00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:35,422
I'm just curious
what your inspiration was.
1085
00:48:35,446 --> 00:48:36,623
Here we go with the shade.
1086
00:48:36,647 --> 00:48:37,791
That is not shade!
1087
00:48:37,815 --> 00:48:39,760
Here you go. Watch out for her.
1088
00:48:39,784 --> 00:48:41,795
[alarm, thunder]
1089
00:48:41,819 --> 00:48:44,264
RuPaul: Ooh, girl.
1090
00:48:44,288 --> 00:48:45,923
Is this really happening
right now?
1091
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:51,238
My queens, main stage, now.
1092
00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:52,563
[laughs]
1093
00:48:54,398 --> 00:48:56,367
Get to the main stage.
Is that what they said?
1094
00:48:57,802 --> 00:49:00,247
I don't understand.
What's going on?
1095
00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:03,440
Trying to raise my eyebrows,
but they don't raise right now.
1096
00:49:05,176 --> 00:49:06,586
All that pumping.
1097
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:07,912
Wait, let me get my purse!
1098
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:12,750
Are they moving? [laughs]
1099
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,255
Welcome, ladies.
Surprised to see me?
1100
00:49:18,989 --> 00:49:21,001
Say hello to the judges.
1101
00:49:21,025 --> 00:49:23,203
- Hello, judges.
- Hi!
1102
00:49:23,227 --> 00:49:24,905
They're dying to get to know
1103
00:49:24,929 --> 00:49:27,464
a little bit more
about each of you.
1104
00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:31,444
Starting with Tina Burner.
1105
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:33,613
Little bit of a New York legend
here with you.
1106
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:34,948
I'm glad to see you here.
1107
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:36,850
That just means I'm old.
1108
00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:38,151
Well, join the club, sweetheart.
1109
00:49:38,175 --> 00:49:40,387
You've got your whole
fire department thing going on.
1110
00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:42,923
Does this speak to us
and tell us who you are?
1111
00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:45,559
I'm, like, a campy,
comedy, sassy queen.
1112
00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:47,160
So, like, Tina Burner,
turn it and burn it,
1113
00:49:47,184 --> 00:49:48,261
burning down the house.
1114
00:49:48,285 --> 00:49:50,730
And so, we're here
to put that fire out
1115
00:49:50,754 --> 00:49:52,666
with my large hose.
1116
00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:53,934
Yeah. [laughs]
1117
00:49:53,958 --> 00:49:55,035
Sss.
1118
00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:57,871
Is it true that
you were in a boy band
1119
00:49:57,895 --> 00:49:59,639
when you were 19 years old?
1120
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:00,907
Yes, I was in a boy band.
1121
00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:02,809
After three years,
I had to say Bye, Bye, Bye.
1122
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:03,844
[all laugh]
1123
00:50:03,868 --> 00:50:05,278
You guys are no longer N'Sync?
1124
00:50:05,302 --> 00:50:09,382
No. No. We're more like the
Back Door Boys now, you know?
1125
00:50:09,406 --> 00:50:11,218
Well, that's
a fascinating back story.
1126
00:50:11,242 --> 00:50:14,354
We got a lotta back
going on today.
1127
00:50:14,378 --> 00:50:15,555
Back to you, Ru.
1128
00:50:15,579 --> 00:50:18,592
[all laugh]
1129
00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:20,060
- Up next, Elliott.
- Hi.
1130
00:50:20,084 --> 00:50:22,529
You look like
a member of Exposé.
1131
00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:23,530
Okay.
1132
00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:24,998
Yes, I love that outfit.
1133
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:26,032
Thank you.
1134
00:50:26,056 --> 00:50:27,601
What does it say about you?
1135
00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:30,804
I love an eighties throwback,
I love a good structured moment.
1136
00:50:30,828 --> 00:50:32,038
I grew up as a dancer,
1137
00:50:32,062 --> 00:50:34,674
so the big dancing
female divas of the eighties
1138
00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:35,842
really speak to me.
1139
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:38,511
What kind of dancing
did you grow up doing?
1140
00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:40,213
Well, not to
Brooke Lynn Hytes myself,
1141
00:50:40,237 --> 00:50:42,115
but I was a ballet dancer
my whole life,
1142
00:50:42,139 --> 00:50:45,285
and I worked on cruise ships
for a while as a dancer.
1143
00:50:45,309 --> 00:50:47,921
And what was your favorite
port of call?
1144
00:50:47,945 --> 00:50:49,723
My favorite was Cozumel.
1145
00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:51,258
You like to party, don't you?
1146
00:50:51,282 --> 00:50:53,393
A little bit. Just a little bit.
1147
00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:55,529
[all laugh]
1148
00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:58,331
Last but not least,
Kahmora Hall.
1149
00:50:58,355 --> 00:50:59,499
You know, I just watched
1150
00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:00,834
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
last night
1151
00:51:00,858 --> 00:51:02,736
again for the eightieth time,
1152
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:07,040
and your hair is serving
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.
1153
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:08,275
That was definitely
the inspiration.
1154
00:51:08,299 --> 00:51:09,276
You look stunning.
1155
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:10,844
Thank you so much.
1156
00:51:10,868 --> 00:51:13,713
I really love this look
that you have on.
1157
00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:14,915
Who's the designer?
1158
00:51:14,939 --> 00:51:17,450
It's an original Bob Mackie.
1159
00:51:17,474 --> 00:51:18,919
I bought it
from an auction house,
1160
00:51:18,943 --> 00:51:20,287
and I just had to have it.
1161
00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:21,388
What?
1162
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:22,455
They had it reconstructed
to fit my body,
1163
00:51:22,479 --> 00:51:24,190
because I'm sample size.
1164
00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:25,926
- That is insane.
- Wow.
1165
00:51:25,950 --> 00:51:27,093
I love it.
1166
00:51:27,117 --> 00:51:28,161
Kahmora Hall, any relation
1167
00:51:28,185 --> 00:51:30,964
to our queen Jaida Essence Hall?
1168
00:51:30,988 --> 00:51:33,300
Jaida Essence Hall
is my big sister.
1169
00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:34,567
The House of Hall.
1170
00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:36,970
We're known for great shoulders
and great clavicles.
1171
00:51:36,994 --> 00:51:39,205
Yes. [laughs]
That's always good to know.
1172
00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:41,741
Well, those are some
very big shoes to fill.
1173
00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:43,043
She got some big feet, so, yeah.
1174
00:51:43,067 --> 00:51:44,844
Exactly. [laughs]
1175
00:51:44,868 --> 00:51:45,912
Thank you, Kahmora.
1176
00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,147
Thank you.
1177
00:51:47,171 --> 00:51:48,915
Ladies, show of hands.
1178
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,350
Who likes surprises?
1179
00:51:50,374 --> 00:51:52,385
- Me!
- Love 'em!
1180
00:51:52,409 --> 00:51:53,486
Oh, goodie.
1181
00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:55,446
Three queens stand before me.
1182
00:51:59,249 --> 00:52:00,660
What?
1183
00:52:00,684 --> 00:52:04,364
Ladies, this is your
first chance to impress me
1184
00:52:04,388 --> 00:52:09,560
and save yourself
from getting the porkchop.
1185
00:52:11,762 --> 00:52:12,939
The time has come... [thunder]
1186
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:16,266
for you to lip sync...
1187
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:21,839
..for your life.
1188
00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:26,753
Nobody puts Burner
in the corner, okay?
1189
00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:28,154
Because I'll tell you what.
1190
00:52:28,178 --> 00:52:30,256
I didn't come all this way
to watch these bitches beat me.
1191
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:35,829
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
1192
00:52:35,853 --> 00:52:40,100
♪ Hey, sista, go, sista,
soul sista, flow, sista ♪
1193
00:52:40,124 --> 00:52:43,903
♪ Hey, sista, go, sista,
soul sista, flow, sista ♪
1194
00:52:43,927 --> 00:52:48,141
♪ He met Marmalade
down in old Moulin Rouge ♪
1195
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:53,213
♪ Struttin' her stuff
on the street ♪
1196
00:52:53,237 --> 00:52:57,450
♪ She said, hello, hey, Joe,
you wanna give it a go, oh ♪
1197
00:52:57,474 --> 00:53:00,353
♪ Gitchie, gitchie,
ya-ya, da-da ♪
1198
00:53:00,377 --> 00:53:01,654
♪ Da, da, da ♪
1199
00:53:01,678 --> 00:53:05,458
♪ Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya here ♪
1200
00:53:05,482 --> 00:53:06,459
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪
1201
00:53:06,483 --> 00:53:09,996
♪ Mocha chocolata, ya-ya... ♪
1202
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,665
Thank God Bob Mackie
works for all occasions.
1203
00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:15,502
I'm feeling confident
and beautiful.
1204
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:17,137
I'm killing it.
1205
00:53:17,161 --> 00:53:19,072
♪ We come through with the
money and the garter belts ♪
1206
00:53:19,096 --> 00:53:21,107
♪ Let him know we 'bout that
cake straight out the gate ♪
1207
00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:23,309
♪ We independent women,
some mistake us for whores ♪
1208
00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:26,112
♪ I'm sayin' why spend mine
when I can spend yours? ♪
1209
00:53:26,136 --> 00:53:27,614
♪ Disagree? Well, that's you,
and I'm sorry ♪
1210
00:53:27,638 --> 00:53:30,483
♪ Imma keep playing
these cats out like Atari ♪
1211
00:53:30,507 --> 00:53:32,285
♪ Wear high-heel shoes,
get love from the dudes ♪
1212
00:53:32,309 --> 00:53:34,387
♪ Four badass chicks
from the Moulin Rouge ♪
1213
00:53:34,411 --> 00:53:38,491
♪ What? Creole lady Marmalade ♪
1214
00:53:38,515 --> 00:53:39,492
[all laugh]
1215
00:53:39,516 --> 00:53:41,094
♪ One more time, come on ♪
1216
00:53:41,118 --> 00:53:43,463
♪ Marmalade ♪
1217
00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:45,031
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
1218
00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:49,702
♪ Hey, hey, hey, oh ♪
1219
00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:53,406
♪ Touch of her skin,
feeling silky smooth ♪
1220
00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:56,776
♪ Hey! Color
of café au lait... ♪
1221
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,478
I'm a Clydesdale
in this battle right now.
1222
00:53:58,502 --> 00:54:00,080
I'm not no little
My Little Pony.
1223
00:54:00,104 --> 00:54:02,415
It is time to bury these girls.
1224
00:54:02,439 --> 00:54:03,616
- ♪ More ♪ - ♪ More ♪
1225
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:06,419
- ♪ More ♪ - ♪ More ♪
1226
00:54:06,443 --> 00:54:10,490
♪ Gitchie, gitchie,
ya-ya, da-da ♪
1227
00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:14,127
♪ Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya here ♪
1228
00:54:14,151 --> 00:54:15,228
♪ Oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪
1229
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:19,299
♪ Mocha chocolate, ya-ya ♪
1230
00:54:19,323 --> 00:54:24,737
♪ Creole lady Marmalade ♪
1231
00:54:24,761 --> 00:54:30,710
♪ Ooh, yes ♪
1232
00:54:30,734 --> 00:54:34,814
[laughter and applause]
1233
00:54:34,838 --> 00:54:35,882
Great.
1234
00:54:35,906 --> 00:54:38,809
Ladies, I've made my decision.
1235
00:54:40,811 --> 00:54:44,047
This is not what day one
is supposed to be.
1236
00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,885
I'm just trying not to throw up.
1237
00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:54,191
Ladies, I've made my decision.
1238
00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:58,171
I would give up masturbating
for a year
1239
00:54:58,195 --> 00:55:00,964
just to hear, "Tina Burner,
shantay you stay."
1240
00:55:05,002 --> 00:55:07,680
Tina Burner, shantay you stay.
1241
00:55:07,704 --> 00:55:10,850
Thank you so much.
1242
00:55:10,874 --> 00:55:12,652
Damn, I just won!
1243
00:55:12,676 --> 00:55:15,679
And the choices I made
I will deal with.
1244
00:55:17,014 --> 00:55:19,959
That means Kahmora Hall
and Elliott,
1245
00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:21,427
I'm sorry, my dears,
1246
00:55:21,451 --> 00:55:24,788
but you are both
getting the porkchop.
1247
00:55:26,190 --> 00:55:27,491
Porkchop?
1248
00:55:29,426 --> 00:55:31,461
I don't like pork chops.
1249
00:55:36,366 --> 00:55:37,877
- Hey, ladies.
- Hi!
1250
00:55:37,901 --> 00:55:40,113
- Hello!
- Hi!
1251
00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:41,748
Okay, what is going on?
1252
00:55:41,772 --> 00:55:43,283
Hi, hi, hi.
1253
00:55:43,307 --> 00:55:44,951
I'm seeing
all these other girls.
1254
00:55:44,975 --> 00:55:47,387
I see Denali, my Chicago sister.
1255
00:55:47,411 --> 00:55:49,122
I'm normally the queen
1256
00:55:49,146 --> 00:55:53,259
that knows all the twists
and the gags and the goops.
1257
00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:54,827
But this is throwing me
for a loop.
1258
00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:57,430
So you all just both lip synced.
1259
00:55:57,454 --> 00:55:58,865
- We just lip synced.
- Yeah.
1260
00:55:58,889 --> 00:55:59,866
Oh, my God.
1261
00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:01,267
- Porkchop.
- Yeah.
1262
00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:03,903
Welcome to all the people
who went home first.
1263
00:56:03,927 --> 00:56:05,205
They can't send us home.
1264
00:56:05,229 --> 00:56:07,040
They can kind of do
whatever they want.
1265
00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:08,308
No!
1266
00:56:08,332 --> 00:56:09,542
I object.
1267
00:56:09,566 --> 00:56:11,344
We're trying to figure out
what's going on.
1268
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:12,879
This is what we've been
talking about this whole time
1269
00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:14,581
is is this the real tea?
1270
00:56:14,605 --> 00:56:17,450
Here we all are
in the porkchop lounge,
1271
00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:20,019
who famously went home first.
1272
00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:22,755
So is that what's gonna happen
to all of us?
1273
00:56:22,779 --> 00:56:24,123
I'm not okay with that.
1274
00:56:24,147 --> 00:56:27,694
I wonder what the winners
are doing right now?
1275
00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:29,796
[all laugh]
1276
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,831
We won our first challenge,
essentially.
1277
00:56:31,855 --> 00:56:32,999
I know!
1278
00:56:33,023 --> 00:56:34,234
Clearly Team Talent.
1279
00:56:34,258 --> 00:56:36,569
[all laugh]
1280
00:56:36,593 --> 00:56:37,837
Oh, shit.
1281
00:56:37,861 --> 00:56:40,707
- Oh!
- Aah!
1282
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:43,576
Yes!
1283
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,712
- Diva!
- Winner's circle!
1284
00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:48,081
Child, everyone in New York City
1285
00:56:48,105 --> 00:56:49,682
knows Tina auditions every year,
1286
00:56:49,706 --> 00:56:52,218
and God bless her heart.
1287
00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:53,419
She is ancient.
1288
00:56:53,443 --> 00:56:54,587
I love her to death,
1289
00:56:54,611 --> 00:56:56,356
but she needed to get on
before she died.
1290
00:56:56,380 --> 00:56:58,658
- Hi, mama!
- Hi!
1291
00:56:58,682 --> 00:57:00,493
New York is in the house!
1292
00:57:00,517 --> 00:57:01,928
Oh, goodness.
1293
00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:03,730
Okay, we've got a New York girl
1294
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:06,432
that is a comedy queen
and a campy queen.
1295
00:57:06,456 --> 00:57:08,901
You always gotta watch out
for those girls, honey,
1296
00:57:08,925 --> 00:57:11,037
because they may not
be gorg in the face,
1297
00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:13,239
but that don't mean shit.
1298
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:16,109
Competition register locked.
1299
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:18,878
So I'm guessing you won
your lip sync as well?
1300
00:57:18,902 --> 00:57:20,046
I did. Did you?
1301
00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:21,848
Mm, well, we're sitting
right here, bitch.
1302
00:57:21,872 --> 00:57:23,616
We're all the winner's circle,
all right.
1303
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:24,817
- All right!
- Winner's circle!
1304
00:57:24,841 --> 00:57:27,954
I lip synced
against a New York sister.
1305
00:57:27,978 --> 00:57:29,589
Oh.
1306
00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:30,790
Rosé.
1307
00:57:30,814 --> 00:57:32,349
Rosé's here?
1308
00:57:34,484 --> 00:57:35,585
Oh, here we go.
1309
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,599
Olivia beat Rosé in a lip sync?
1310
00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:42,602
Miss Olivia Lux, who's been
doing drag for 10 seconds?
1311
00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:45,872
So I'm thinking
Rosé's beside herself.
1312
00:57:45,896 --> 00:57:47,340
Because, like, Rosé is, like,
1313
00:57:47,364 --> 00:57:48,641
a little more
of a seasoned queen.
1314
00:57:48,665 --> 00:57:50,576
She got, you know,
America's Got Talent.
1315
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:55,214
She is... "I was on The Voice,"
you know, "I can sing."
1316
00:57:55,238 --> 00:57:58,084
Well, I guess
you couldn't lip sync.
1317
00:57:58,108 --> 00:58:01,087
Wait, so are
the other girls gone?
1318
00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:02,221
Do you think they're still here?
1319
00:58:02,245 --> 00:58:03,389
- They have to be.
- They have to be.
1320
00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:05,591
- It's not us.
- I have no idea.
1321
00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:07,527
But what I do know
is that we here.
1322
00:58:07,551 --> 00:58:09,896
Aah! [laughs]
1323
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,431
We're stunning, we're winners,
1324
00:58:11,455 --> 00:58:14,901
and, baby,
may the best woman win.
1325
00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:16,569
Come on, Season 13!
1326
00:58:16,593 --> 00:58:18,362
Yes!
1327
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,607
Did you guys lip sync
against each other?
1328
00:58:21,631 --> 00:58:23,142
It was us
and then one other queen.
1329
00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:24,243
Who were you against?
1330
00:58:24,267 --> 00:58:25,478
Tina Burner.
1331
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:26,679
Oh, fuck.
1332
00:58:26,703 --> 00:58:28,281
She's here! [laughs]
1333
00:58:28,305 --> 00:58:30,016
Tina's from New York.
1334
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:31,184
So are you from New York, too?
1335
00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:32,218
I'm from New York.
1336
00:58:32,242 --> 00:58:34,620
And Tina won
against you beauties.
1337
00:58:34,644 --> 00:58:35,788
That fucking bitch.
1338
00:58:35,812 --> 00:58:36,889
[all laugh]
1339
00:58:36,913 --> 00:58:39,125
Me and Tina work
in the same circles.
1340
00:58:39,149 --> 00:58:40,793
I like Tina.
1341
00:58:40,817 --> 00:58:42,261
I don't think Tina likes me.
1342
00:58:42,285 --> 00:58:46,199
What in the heck do you think
is about to happen next?
1343
00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:47,333
We're gonna de-drag
at the airport...
1344
00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:48,768
Our picture's
gonna be on the wall
1345
00:58:48,792 --> 00:58:51,237
with the rest of the girls.
1346
00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:53,539
[bells play]
1347
00:58:53,563 --> 00:58:56,676
RuPaul: Attention, queens
in the porkchop loading dock.
1348
00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:57,877
Oh, that's us.
1349
00:58:57,901 --> 00:59:00,947
The departure van
will be arriving soon.
1350
00:59:00,971 --> 00:59:04,016
On behalf of the judges,
1351
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,185
we want to wish you
safe travels,
1352
00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:10,180
wherever your final
destination may be.
1353
00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,760
Okay, so everything
I just said, forget it.
1354
00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:15,194
I guess we're going home
instead.
1355
00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:17,263
Mm, girl, I told you.
1356
00:59:17,287 --> 00:59:18,998
The lady said... go home.
1357
00:59:19,022 --> 00:59:20,857
The lady said go home.
1358
00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:25,271
For me, this is really,
really emotional,
1359
00:59:25,295 --> 00:59:26,873
because this means
the world to me.
1360
00:59:26,897 --> 00:59:28,608
Like, this is my dream.
1361
00:59:28,632 --> 00:59:31,277
And, like, not getting
to show the world anything
1362
00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:32,979
of what kind
of drag queen you are,
1363
00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:37,774
it's just the period
on a really shitty day.
1364
00:59:39,476 --> 00:59:41,454
- Uh, Ru?
- Yes?
1365
00:59:41,478 --> 00:59:42,789
You do realize
1366
00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:45,525
you just eliminated
half of the cast, right?
1367
00:59:45,549 --> 00:59:48,127
Oh.
1368
00:59:48,151 --> 00:59:49,529
Oh, okay, hold up.
1369
00:59:49,553 --> 00:59:50,687
[clears throat]
1370
00:59:52,956 --> 00:59:56,035
Attention, queens
in the porkchop loading dock.
1371
00:59:56,059 --> 00:59:58,905
All is not lost.
1372
00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:02,842
You all have a chance
to return to the competition.
1373
01:00:02,866 --> 01:00:09,206
First, you must give one
of your fellow queens the chop.
1374
01:00:11,908 --> 01:00:18,257
What kind of All Stars
bullshit is this?
1375
01:00:18,281 --> 01:00:19,959
This is just bonkers.
1376
01:00:19,983 --> 01:00:21,861
We don't know each other!
1377
01:00:21,885 --> 01:00:26,132
I repeat: You all have a chance
to return to the competition,
1378
01:00:26,156 --> 01:00:31,804
but first, you must give one
of your fellow queens the chop.
1379
01:00:31,828 --> 01:00:34,841
And remember, no matter
what happens next,
1380
01:00:34,865 --> 01:00:38,277
please enjoy a complimentary
copy of my album,
1381
01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:40,103
You're a Winner, Baby.
1382
01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:42,939
Let the voting begin.
1383
01:00:45,509 --> 01:00:46,552
Wait, for real-real?
1384
01:00:46,576 --> 01:00:49,055
I don't know.
1385
01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:52,825
But I'm the only Black girl,
so don't vote me off.
1386
01:00:52,849 --> 01:00:54,227
[laughter]
1387
01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:55,895
Oh, my God.
1388
01:00:55,919 --> 01:00:57,163
Girl, we're gagged.
1389
01:00:57,187 --> 01:01:02,201
We just met, and now
we have to send one of us home.
1390
01:01:02,225 --> 01:01:04,871
I thought
I was already eliminated.
1391
01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:06,706
Well, guess what, filler queen?
1392
01:01:06,730 --> 01:01:08,365
You might be eliminated again.
1393
01:01:15,071 --> 01:01:16,949
RuPaul: Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race...
1394
01:01:16,973 --> 01:01:19,452
You need to perform
a show-stopping version
1395
01:01:19,476 --> 01:01:22,121
of my song Condragulations.
1396
01:01:22,145 --> 01:01:25,658
♪ Condragulations,
you're number one ♪
1397
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,884
You're somebody that
I could not take my eye off of.
1398
01:01:29,152 --> 01:01:32,231
Racers, more twists and turns
1399
01:01:32,255 --> 01:01:34,166
are just around the corner.
1400
01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:35,468
What the fuck?
1401
01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:37,670
[bells play]
1402
01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:40,039
I don't wanna vote anyone off.
I don't know any of you yet.
1403
01:01:40,063 --> 01:01:41,173
We've literally just met.
1404
01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:42,942
We have to vote someone off.
1405
01:01:42,966 --> 01:01:44,577
This is a competition.
1406
01:01:44,601 --> 01:01:47,013
This is what we signed up for.
1407
01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:48,171
Shit's about to go down.
1408
01:01:51,007 --> 01:01:53,219
♪ I'm a winner ♪
1409
01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:55,354
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1410
01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:57,290
♪ I'm a winner ♪
1411
01:01:57,314 --> 01:01:59,258
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1412
01:01:59,282 --> 01:02:01,127
♪ I'm a winner ♪
1413
01:02:01,151 --> 01:02:03,029
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1414
01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:05,031
♪ I'm a winner ♪
1415
01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:06,499
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1416
01:02:06,523 --> 01:02:08,668
♪ Losers, weepers ♪
1417
01:02:08,692 --> 01:02:10,169
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1418
01:02:10,193 --> 01:02:12,505
♪ Finders, keepers ♪
1419
01:02:12,529 --> 01:02:14,173
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1420
01:02:14,197 --> 01:02:16,442
♪ Losers, weepers ♪
1421
01:02:16,466 --> 01:02:18,935
♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪
1422
01:02:18,959 --> 01:02:20,959
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