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lt's the drumbeat to
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which our spirits dance.
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lt's only the size of a fist,
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but it packs a
lot more punch.
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Some folks say
its every beat is
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the sound of
God kicking an
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angel in the face.
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My heart's
beating to heal the
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suffering.
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l want to spread
that beating
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around to those
less fortunate
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than...
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and so the Rabbi said,
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''No, you have
chicken mouth.''
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Hey, you ruffians,
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leave that
poor gimp alone.
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Who you calling
''gimp,'' weirdo?
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He probably can't
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tell you're mocking him.
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He's obviously slow.
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Robby's not slow.
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He's a genius.
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Well, he's got a
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funny way of showing it.
Look.
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l'm not
'tarded like Robby here,
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so l know that a group of
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strapping bucks
as cool as you
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would never
waste your time with
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a boy whose
legs are as dead as
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a Thanksgiving
turkey with all
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the trimmings.
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You apologize right now.
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l'll never apologize
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for defending the weak,
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the meek,
and the useless.
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Plus,
l'm a board-certified
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Wahakamana healer,
and the winds
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of fate have
sent me here to...
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[ chanting ]
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get your hands
off his leg, you perv!
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Take that.
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Taste the pain.
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lt's cranberry sauce.
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Take that.
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Come on, Robby.
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Let's go wash the poor.
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l'll catch up to you guys.
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l apologize about
my friends, mister.
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They're just protective.
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So what are you?
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l'm the answer to all
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your prayers,
blown into your
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dead lap by the
winds of fortune
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to be your life crutch.
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Let me get those facial
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abrasions sutured.
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Cute.
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You want to help me.
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The pupil emulates the master.
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Come on.
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My dad's a doctor.
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His office is right over here.
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This is your
pop's chop shop, huh?
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Yeah.
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He's a
Christian-scientist doctor.
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He heals with prayer.
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Paging Dr. Hollis.
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We're ready for the operation.
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Oh, shoot.
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l got to --
l got to go make water.
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Spray it.
Don't say it.
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Poor kid's
nervous around his
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new life mystic.
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Peep show.
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Okay,
this is gonna be a
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routine double bypass.
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Bow your heads, please.
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Dear Lord,
we just want to thank
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you for your guiding touch.
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Let's get on with it.
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Scalpel, Lord.
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And oh, Lord,
we just pray you
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can make a
lateral incision in
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the ''chestical'' cavity.
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And in this
time of need, oh,
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Lord, we just
pray you replace
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the arterial valice with a
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synthetic flange grappler.
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l said arterial valice, Lord.
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What,
did you switch to decaf?
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Come on!
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[ thinking ] l'd like
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to see this guy
pray an abortion.
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Wipe, Lord?
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Hoagie, Lord?
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This guy's pretty good.
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Of course,
l would have gone
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with the grinder.
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And sew him up.
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ln your Almighty
name we pray. Amen.
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You're gonna live.
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Stay off that
knee for a week.
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Oh!
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How much did you see?
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How much did you see?
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lt's just Christian science.
That's all.
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Okay,
you caught me.
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lt's all a trick.
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lt's just strings and magnets.
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See?
l do it all.
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Pretty ingenious, kid.
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Your brain's doing all the
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legwork around here.
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lf my dad
found out l was
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using science
to help him with
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his Christian science,
he'd be crushed.
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Promise you won't
tell him about all this.
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Daddy can't ever
know about my lab.
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He thinks
science is evil,
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and the Lord heals all.
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How does he explain
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the fact that his
own son's legs
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make me want
to puke all over them?
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He never says that.
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These are my inventions.
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This is spreadable bread.
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And it's self-eating.
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Amazing.
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l feel so full.
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l got to use the bathroom.
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l got that covered.
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[ toilet flushes ]
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but my greatest
ambition l don't
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know if l'll ever achieve.
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l want to make
life in a petri
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dish out of
inert chemicals.
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Kid, life is just
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death in drag.
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Don't do any
weird stuff like that.
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That's dangerous!
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Needs coconut.
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Tastes a little bitter.
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lt could use some coconut.
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Maybe a fibrous protein is
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just what it needs.
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A coconut wouldn't work.
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But coco-nut,
my artificial
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coconut spread, might.
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Life!
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That did it!
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l created life!
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Oh, yeah?
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One time l
created something,
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called a
''thurrito.''
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lt's a burrito
within a burrito
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within the heart of
that same burrito.
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lt's a total
mind-blinder, but
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you don't hear
me bragging about
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it all over your face.
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l just think
this is pretty significant.
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You're not better
than me, okay?
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Just 'cause
you created life
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doesn't make
you some kind of God.
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There's more to
life than life.
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l didn't mean
to make you jealous. l just --
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Condescension --
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The last refuge
of the differently abled.
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''Crypical.''
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Don't talk down
to me from down
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there on your
sparkling high horse.
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You are just
as ugly on the
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inside as you
are on the outside.
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l feel l'm
reasonably attractive.
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Oh, yeah?
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Stand up and say
that to my face.
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Oh, yeah, l forgot.
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You can't stand.
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So maybe
l have a memory
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problem,
but at least l can --
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Uh, l can do the...
stand?
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No, thanks, guy.
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l'm beat.
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Now where was l?
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Oh, yeah,
l was walking out of here.
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Your thurrito-
hating ego-tude
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just turned your
guardian angel
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into your
guardian enemy.
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d Your heart feels like
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exploding d
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You'd be so
proud of me, mom.
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l'm not gonna be another
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Einstein.
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lt's not just my
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heart that's hardening.
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[ bell dings ]
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Another devil's-food
cake, doctor?
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lt's your third one today.
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l'm hooked on these.
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What's the secret?
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l fill each cake with a dozen
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deviled eggs.
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That's what it is!
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Well, l tell you.
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l'd swim through
a lake full of
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water for these cakes.
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That's the only
thing that would
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put out the
raging fire in my
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belly for these cakes.
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That's an odd thing to say.
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Doc, your son showed
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me his private places, and now
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l'm going to show them to you.
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Magnets and wires!
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So Robby was
controlling everything.
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lt's all lies.
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Now he's playing the
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ultimate liar.
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He's playing God right
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underneath your nose.
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So all this God
stuff was a lie?
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lt's all just science?
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My life is a lie.
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They're all
gonna laugh at me!
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l can't live like that.
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l can't live!
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Listen, bro.
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Good hang,
but l got to motor.
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Got to take a
float on a gloat
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boat in lake
just desserts.
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Heard your dad
found out about
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your lab of lies.
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What?
ls he mad?
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He'll get over it.
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All that is real is
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annihilation.
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Do you think so?
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Know so.
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Dad?!
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Just like you'll
get over that.
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You need to
move on from losing
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your father back there.
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You need closure.
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Closure?!
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The explosion
hasn't even ended yet.
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lt sure
seems like that
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explosion is
lasting a long time.
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Hey, look, mom.
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This explosion ain't stopping.
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Would you mind taking a photo
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of me and my wife with the
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ever-explosion?
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T-shirts!
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Get your ever-explosion
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t-shirts!
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Red-hot ever-booming
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exploding-onion on a stick!
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Chili corn cone egg!
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Ever-explosion of flavor!
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Don't get a chili
corn cone egg!
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Get a chili cone corn egg!
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[ thinking ] That
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heartbeat...it's --
My God.
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Listen up.
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This is not an ordinary
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explosion.
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lt's alive.
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Shut up!
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That weirdo's got a hard-on
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for the explosion!
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Please.
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You're making it angry.
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Your making
its soul angry.
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Angry?
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Explosion's
too stupid to get angry.
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That thing has
no more soul
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than an
exploding monkey!
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[ laughter ]
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They're all gonna
laugh at me!
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00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,311
[ distorted voice ]
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00:08:09,402 --> 00:08:11,029
[ laughs ]
281
00:08:11,114 --> 00:08:12,945
Oh, my God.
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00:08:13,028 --> 00:08:13,858
lt's alive!
283
00:08:13,934 --> 00:08:15,993
l knew it!
284
00:08:16,082 --> 00:08:17,549
Out of the way!
285
00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:19,458
We're gonna blow it up!
286
00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:22,009
You're just making it stronger.
287
00:08:22,092 --> 00:08:23,354
Don't worry, everyone.
288
00:08:23,434 --> 00:08:25,527
l'll kill the explosion.
But how?
289
00:08:25,617 --> 00:08:27,312
What does an
explosion want?
290
00:08:27,397 --> 00:08:29,092
What is ever-
explosion bait?
291
00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,699
l'd swim
through a lake full
292
00:08:30,787 --> 00:08:32,049
of water for
these cakes.
293
00:08:32,129 --> 00:08:33,323
That's the only
thing that would
294
00:08:33,405 --> 00:08:34,497
put out the
raging fire in my
295
00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:36,047
belly for these cakes.
296
00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:37,956
That's an odd thing to say.
297
00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,301
Thanks, Maddy.
298
00:08:39,382 --> 00:08:40,940
This will lure
him to the lake.
299
00:08:41,027 --> 00:08:43,587
Yoo-hoo,
come and get it.
300
00:08:43,678 --> 00:08:46,545
Does anyone
know how to get to the lake?
301
00:08:46,633 --> 00:08:49,500
Does anyone know
how to get to the lake?
302
00:08:49,587 --> 00:08:51,282
Do you know
how to get to the lake?
303
00:08:51,366 --> 00:08:53,095
Do you know how
to get to the lake?
304
00:08:53,179 --> 00:08:55,511
Does anyone know
how to get to the lake?
305
00:08:55,597 --> 00:08:58,225
Oh, no, l'm
headed right towards
306
00:08:58,316 --> 00:08:59,476
the cyclone.
307
00:08:59,558 --> 00:09:02,083
Does anyone know
how to get to the lake?
308
00:09:02,177 --> 00:09:04,839
Can you tell
me how to get to the lake?
309
00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:06,659
How are you going to get there?
310
00:09:06,742 --> 00:09:07,709
By car?
311
00:09:07,783 --> 00:09:10,377
l'm driving right now.
312
00:09:10,469 --> 00:09:12,699
Okay, first,
you're going to
313
00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:14,582
want to get in your car.
314
00:09:14,665 --> 00:09:18,192
Then, you're
gonna want to start your car.
315
00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:20,692
A lot of people
get halfway to
316
00:09:20,776 --> 00:09:23,244
the lake, and
they realize they
317
00:09:23,327 --> 00:09:25,454
forgot to
start their car.
318
00:09:25,543 --> 00:09:26,601
What?
319
00:09:26,684 --> 00:09:28,174
l'm just joshing you.
320
00:09:28,261 --> 00:09:31,162
That's just lake humor.
321
00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:33,377
Oh, l'll find it myself.
322
00:09:33,465 --> 00:09:37,092
Man, l'll never
sell these arrows.
323
00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:39,286
Aah!
324
00:09:39,374 --> 00:09:42,138
[ tires screech ]
325
00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,150
Enough.
326
00:09:52,232 --> 00:09:54,359
Listen.
l created you.
327
00:09:54,447 --> 00:09:56,415
You're my mistake.
Dad?
328
00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,691
Your father cursed God.
329
00:09:58,779 --> 00:10:00,644
He abandoned
all he believes in.
330
00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:01,886
Don't trust him.
331
00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,765
He wants to
explode us all.
332
00:10:03,848 --> 00:10:04,837
Listen, dad.
333
00:10:04,922 --> 00:10:06,787
As your son
and your creator,
334
00:10:06,869 --> 00:10:08,234
l realize l
was wrong to
335
00:10:08,313 --> 00:10:09,837
disrespect
your religion.
336
00:10:09,924 --> 00:10:11,949
Now that l
created life, l now
337
00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,873
believe in God,
'cause l believe in me.
338
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,689
lt'll be okay if you just
339
00:10:16,773 --> 00:10:18,707
surrender
your heart to God.
340
00:10:18,787 --> 00:10:20,982
We can start over.
341
00:10:21,070 --> 00:10:22,469
You know, this is
342
00:10:22,547 --> 00:10:23,639
pretty good for cake.
343
00:10:23,722 --> 00:10:24,916
lt actually works.
344
00:10:24,998 --> 00:10:26,260
Come here and
give me a hug,
345
00:10:26,341 --> 00:10:30,300
dad --
me and belief.
346
00:10:30,403 --> 00:10:31,768
Frittata!
347
00:10:31,847 --> 00:10:34,077
[ roars ]
348
00:10:34,163 --> 00:10:35,960
Sorry l had to
do this, dad,
349
00:10:36,044 --> 00:10:37,773
but l can't let
the army get a
350
00:10:37,857 --> 00:10:40,121
hold of a weapon
as powerful as you.
351
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,833
l promised
mom l wouldn't be
352
00:10:41,919 --> 00:10:44,012
another Einstein.
353
00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:45,932
At least he died with
354
00:10:46,015 --> 00:10:47,073
God in his heart.
355
00:10:47,156 --> 00:10:48,316
You can taste it.
356
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,127
Could use a little coconut.
357
00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,075
What just happened here?
358
00:10:52,158 --> 00:10:52,988
Uh, nothing.
359
00:10:53,065 --> 00:10:55,465
l mean,
l just ate the heart of
360
00:10:55,549 --> 00:10:56,709
an explosion.
361
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,621
d The heart of an explosion d
362
00:10:58,704 --> 00:11:00,194
Always tough to kill
363
00:11:00,282 --> 00:11:02,614
your dad, but you
made the right choice, kid.
364
00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,133
l guess your
brain isn't as dumb
365
00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:05,040
as your legs.
366
00:11:05,116 --> 00:11:06,674
Just don't go
entering your legs
367
00:11:06,761 --> 00:11:07,819
in any spelling bees.
368
00:11:07,903 --> 00:11:09,131
Might get stung.
369
00:11:09,212 --> 00:11:10,406
But don't worry.
370
00:11:10,488 --> 00:11:12,683
As your spiritual father, l will
371
00:11:12,771 --> 00:11:14,466
always be here with you.
372
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:17,212
Well, l got to ramble.
373
00:11:17,303 --> 00:11:19,203
They say when you die, you
374
00:11:19,284 --> 00:11:21,514
[bleep] your pants,
but not me.
375
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,626
l'm gonna
[bleep] my heart.
376
00:11:24,676 --> 00:11:29,226
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