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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,909 --> 00:00:11,558 (DEATH GRUMBLES) 2 00:00:14,227 --> 00:00:15,462 So, uh... 3 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:17,733 I am dead, right? 4 00:00:17,928 --> 00:00:20,580 It would seem our meeting is somewhat, 5 00:00:20,807 --> 00:00:22,676 premature. 6 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:26,943 Then, uh... 7 00:00:27,187 --> 00:00:28,377 Why are we... 8 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:31,770 Probably, something to do with that crossbow bolt heading towards you. 9 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:33,215 The guy who shot it? 10 00:00:33,299 --> 00:00:34,949 Mr Carcer Dun? 11 00:00:35,847 --> 00:00:37,987 Twenty years ago, did he die? 12 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:39,288 Sadly not. 13 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,169 I saw him fall. 14 00:00:41,459 --> 00:00:43,861 And the lightning... I saw him burn. 15 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:45,345 Yeah. 16 00:00:45,452 --> 00:00:47,708 You'd think that would be enough, wouldn't you? 17 00:00:48,128 --> 00:00:51,568 Imagine how frustrating these things are for me. (GRUMBLES) 18 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:54,203 Here I am, trying to do a job... 19 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:56,906 If he didn't die, then where is he? 20 00:00:57,084 --> 00:00:58,640 Did you hear what I said? 21 00:01:00,166 --> 00:01:01,314 No, of course, you didn't. 22 00:01:01,399 --> 00:01:04,180 Nobody ever listens to Death. Nobody ever thinks about Death. 23 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,915 Please. 24 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:09,952 Eh, we're gonna have to finish this discussion at another time 25 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:12,321 because someone's about to save you 26 00:01:12,412 --> 00:01:17,038 and I've got to carry on not being appreciated elsewhere. 27 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:19,695 Who's gonna save me? 28 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:22,465 DEATH: Ah, shut up. 29 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:24,072 Who's gonna save me? 30 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:28,776 (WHERE IS MY MIND BY THE PIXIES PLAYING) 31 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:35,578 (STRAINING) 32 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,063 (EXHALES) 33 00:01:45,738 --> 00:01:47,440 (ROARING) 34 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,344 No! 35 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:54,335 (GRUNTS AND GROANS) 36 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:55,831 - No. - (GRUNTS) 37 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:57,666 - (CROSSBOW BOLT HITS) - No! 38 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,208 Stand down, Sergeant, that's an order. 39 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,737 Stand down! 40 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:02,856 (GRUNTS) 41 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:06,681 CHEERY: Sarge! 42 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:10,046 CARROT: Captain, stay down! 43 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,753 - (GROANS) - ANGUA: Sarge! 44 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:19,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 45 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,231 My champion won't save me again. 46 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:27,229 You saved me... (WHEEZING) 47 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:29,637 You saved all of us... 48 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,273 Sam. (WHEEZING) 49 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:39,447 (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) 50 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,147 VIMES: Sarge. 51 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:46,782 Sarge. 52 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:49,051 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 53 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:51,225 VIMES: Oh, Sarge. 54 00:02:52,071 --> 00:02:53,573 Sarge! 55 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:02,570 (VIMES SOBBING) 56 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:05,618 Sarge. 57 00:03:14,221 --> 00:03:16,277 Good evening, everyone. Thank you, uh... 58 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,481 G Thank you for thisne. Th opportunity.. 59 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,388 To share my music with you guys. 60 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,723 Let's have fun tonight, yeah? 61 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:28,029 ♪ How do you know... 62 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:33,067 ANGUA: I can't believe he's gone. 63 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,037 We're not meant to die doing this. 64 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:37,867 Line of duty. 65 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,674 Get that shit from, Carrot? 66 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,710 Our line of duty's way off what we just did. 67 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:46,314 Sarge wanted to be more than a prop under some bridge. 68 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,463 (CHUCKLES) 69 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:52,887 Maybe we can be more, too. 70 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:57,992 ♪ ...memories, good times... ♪ 71 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:04,994 (SIGHS) 72 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,568 Took a witness statement from Lady Ramkin, sir. 73 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,605 Checked every iconograph in the area. 74 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,020 Imps. 75 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:17,606 All murdered. 76 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:19,308 Carcer wanted no trace of himself 77 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:21,143 or who he was getting that book from. 78 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:22,912 Who told the Sergeant to go 79 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,886 charging through the door like that? 80 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:26,787 You knew him. 81 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:29,018 When you were younger. 82 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,020 - How come he hasn't aged a day? - Who told him? 83 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,321 Was it possible the report you made 84 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:33,489 20 years ago was wrong. 85 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:35,624 Perhaps, Carcer didn't die, maybe he got away... 86 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:37,164 Who told him? 87 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:40,868 I was trying to help. 88 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:45,051 (SNIFFLES) 89 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,241 Carcer didn't get away. 90 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:49,977 - He should be dead. - But he's not. 91 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:51,712 And now he's back. 92 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,730 And he's killed two alchemists, 93 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:56,145 another officer of the Watch, 17 iconograph imps, 94 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,695 all in pursuit of that book you tasked me with finding. 95 00:04:58,780 --> 00:05:00,679 - Booze run away. - A book none of us took seriously, 96 00:05:00,764 --> 00:05:02,084 yet somebody stole from the Unseen University... 97 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,886 - Who scared the booze? - for Carcer and would only exchange... 98 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,493 - Would only exchange for enough Slab - Come back to save us. 99 00:05:05,577 --> 00:05:06,921 to sink a city. 100 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:13,067 (SPITS CORK) 101 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:17,299 There's more to all this than you and Carcer. 102 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:18,968 He didn't come looking for you, 103 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,803 you went looking for him. 104 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:22,738 Don't you wanna know what he's planning to do with that book? 105 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,273 This is way above our pay grade. 106 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:26,508 Carcer is not a member of any guild, there's no licence 107 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:28,410 for the crimes he's committing. Surely, that means 108 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:29,645 all of this is in our jurisdiction. 109 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:33,120 The Watch hasn't fought real crime for years. 110 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:36,891 My Sergeant... 111 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,163 The only reason I'm still breathing... 112 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:50,972 ♪ Nothing wrong with love... 113 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,576 (VIMES SIGHS) 114 00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:58,279 It's just the four of us now. 115 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:01,294 Five, sir. 116 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,353 Lady Ramkin wants to help. 117 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,723 VIMES: We'll see about that. 118 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:24,071 (DOORBELL RINGS) 119 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,471 The door wasn't locked. 120 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:04,206 You want people to get in here. 121 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:06,075 My father commissioned these ordnance maps 122 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,043 for his holdings across the city. 123 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:12,319 We can use them to coordinate our search for Carcer. 124 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,717 Help me with this strap, will you? 125 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:17,591 I can never get this sodding holster across my shoulder. 126 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:21,824 Um... Look, don't think I don't appreciate you 127 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:25,227 - trying to help, but, uh... - Mmm, I might have to carry it. 128 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:27,496 But then, that means, I'll have to either leave 129 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:31,700 the broad sword or the mace behind, which I'm loath to do. 130 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:33,268 If Vetinari finds out what you've been doing 131 00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:34,903 to guild members up here, 132 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,672 he'll hang me for not reporting you, 133 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:39,074 and have half the Assassins Guild crawling all over this place 134 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:40,175 before my neck's broken. 135 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:41,682 Maybe you can carry the mace? 136 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:45,347 I'm more booze than blood. 137 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:47,750 And your... Your snares and wires didn't fool me. 138 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:50,357 My little vanity hatch did though. 139 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,321 One finger on this switch... 140 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:53,455 (FLOOR CREAKING) 141 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:56,024 It's a long way down to the basement. 142 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:58,193 Do you have any idea how many thieves 143 00:07:58,277 --> 00:07:59,495 rethink their choice of profession 144 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:01,430 after ten weeks of intensive nursing? 145 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:04,466 Even if you caught every assassin, 146 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:07,336 you'd never get them to rethink their choice of profession. 147 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,222 (RUMBLING) 148 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:12,692 (CLUCKING) 149 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,251 (DRAGON ROARING) 150 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,225 VIMES: My gods. 151 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,028 (DRAGON ROARING) 152 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:33,613 Vimes... 153 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,203 That's a noble dragon. 154 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,273 Just like in the book. 155 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:48,849 (INAUDIBLE) 156 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:52,414 (BARKING) 157 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:54,088 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) 158 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,252 (GROANING) 159 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:25,298 (SCREAMS) 160 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:30,958 (CHICKEN CLUCKING) 161 00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:35,491 SYBIL: These poor souls. 162 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:39,394 ANNOUNCER: Citizens, Lord Vetinari SY wishes it be knownls. 163 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:40,996 That the recent occurrence... 164 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,465 It's just as you described it from Carcer's book, Lady Ramkin. 165 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:44,867 ANNOUNCER: not a dragon but a... 166 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,468 Did anyone see it up close? 167 00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:47,769 ANNOUNCER: angry, wailing bird. 168 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:49,204 SYBIL: And you call yourselves the Watch. 169 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:50,539 ANNOUNCER: Please remain calm. 170 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,112 How many, um... 171 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:53,909 fatalities? 172 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:56,778 At least six, sir, in this street. 173 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:58,557 CARROT: Whether you like it or not... 174 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,921 this is now a crime scene, 175 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,201 Captain. 176 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,126 Where'd that bastard go? 177 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,027 URDO VAN PEW: Eighty confirmed dead. 178 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,467 Scores of injured. 179 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:16,498 Four streets, gone! 180 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:18,700 To say nothing of the damage to our pockets. 181 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,369 My thieves are afraid to step into... 182 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,905 VETINARI: Yes, but does the Thieves' Guild have a proposal 183 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:24,172 for finding this creature? 184 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:25,941 URDO VAN PEW: Nobody's seen one in a hundred years. 185 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:29,011 Folklore speaks of chaining virgins to rocks, to... 186 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,079 DR CRUCES: Plenty of rocks in the city, My Lord. 187 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,953 Only one virgin I know of. 188 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,952 Well, perhaps we should contract 189 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:41,089 our esteemed head of the Assassins Guild to inhume the creature. 190 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:43,225 If I can find it, I can kill it. 191 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:47,563 As ever, Dr Cruces's, dedication to her craft is... 192 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,597 admirable. 193 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:51,567 But it seems to me, the sudden appearance 194 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:55,609 of this creature is most likely to be a magical phenomenon. 195 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:57,878 Archchancellor, 196 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,108 this city greatly values 197 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:03,879 the technology your Unseen University provides. 198 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:07,288 But your experiments have some... 199 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:09,017 alarming side effects. 200 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:10,285 Like keeping the lights on? 201 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,120 Like the time an entire street 202 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:15,824 vanished when you wired it up to the thaumic power grid. 203 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:17,631 (POWERING UP AND CRACKLING) 204 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,661 Yeah, it was a coincidence. 205 00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:21,430 Or the fact that you can't swear? 206 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,931 Oh, yes. 207 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,833 Firstly, what sort of... 208 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:26,501 - (VOICES VOCALISING) - would bring that up. 209 00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:27,502 And secondly, 210 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:30,238 I was trying to help a poor mother 211 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:31,473 who preferred music 212 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:34,882 to her foul-mouthed teenager's terrible profanities. 213 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,245 The spell backfired, 214 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,186 and I was left with this... 215 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,283 - This... - (MAN VOCALISES) 216 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,751 condition. 217 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:45,787 Every stall in the Shade is full of your malfunctioning inventions. 218 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,089 The typewriter... 219 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,825 that explodes when you press the letter "Y." 220 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:52,160 VETINARI: Can you be certain that there's nothing taking place 221 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:53,528 in your institution 222 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:55,464 that could've triggered this event? 223 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,698 A trespasser's foot 224 00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:58,667 so much as touches the floor of our research library 225 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,068 and I'm immediately alerted. 226 00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:01,503 No, no, no, no. 227 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:03,544 This had nothing to do with us. 228 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,483 Our scoreboard? 229 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,251 What is this? 230 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:13,448 What have you done? 231 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,183 I dragged up every report I can. 232 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,019 Right back to when the Captain was first in the Watch. 233 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:20,160 Did you know he only joined up to kill John Keel and empty the cells? 234 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,224 Yes. 235 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,693 And he had a change of heart. 236 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:28,312 Carcer was in charge of the gang most of the criminals in these cells were part of. 237 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,132 Captain Vimes 238 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,534 filed a report saying he chased Carcer 239 00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,469 up on to the roof of Unseen University. 240 00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:35,937 What happened to the typewriter? 241 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,639 Oh, it blew up. 242 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:41,448 The Captain said that lightning disintegrated Carcer. 243 00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:43,395 What if... 244 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,453 he let him go? 245 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,489 They were friends. 246 00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,357 Weren't they? 247 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:51,953 Grew up together. 248 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:54,389 Only explanation I can think of for why he isn't dead. 249 00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:55,457 I can't do this. 250 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,125 I don't understand. 251 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:59,027 Who's better than Cheery with powders and prints? 252 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,962 And you, with that nose. And look, 253 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,931 yesterday, it was complaints about 254 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,199 litter and peeping toms. 255 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,967 Today, people want to know if they're gonna be safe. 256 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:07,369 We should run towards the danger 257 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,371 - everyone else runs away from. - I can't. 258 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,672 You don't strike me as a coward. 259 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:12,207 If I'm caught outside 260 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,375 when the moon's out. 261 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,576 I'm the danger. 262 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,445 It's me they'll be running from. 263 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,253 We don't live in the same world, Constable. 264 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,488 Angua, I'm sorry, I... 265 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,687 VETINARI: The dragon must be hiding somewhere, Vimes. 266 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:28,090 VIMES: The Librarian didn't mention that the, uh, 267 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,692 book could summon dragons, sir. 268 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:32,060 Have you met him, Vimes? 269 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,862 VIMES: Well... 270 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:37,399 Apart from that night I chased Carcer on to its roof, 271 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,768 I've never been anywhere near on Unseen University. 272 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:43,677 Let's just say The Librarian is a man of few words. 273 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,161 The book 274 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:50,979 must've been 275 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:54,655 stolen for Carcer by someone on the inside. 276 00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,954 Sorry, I... I didn't mean to think aloud. 277 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,155 Elaborate. 278 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,096 Well, if I find the thief, 279 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:05,432 they might lead us straight to him. 280 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:08,914 Sir. 281 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:13,301 I've, uh, already lost one good officer. 282 00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:15,303 The others barely survived. 283 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,744 "Barely" will suffice, Vimes. 284 00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,946 SYBIL: The overalls are made of scalehide. 285 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,716 Flame retardant. Pop the gloves on, will you? 286 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,051 Uh, Lady Ramkin, the trousers are too tight, 287 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,753 they're really riding up around my crotch... 288 00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:34,156 SYBIL: Oh! Vimes. 289 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,691 I've brought these in, in case of another attack. 290 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,361 They won't do much good in a full frontal blast 291 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,368 but they should provide some protection. 292 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,600 Stealing that book from Unseen University 293 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:46,701 was an inside job. 294 00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:48,537 It's the only lead we've got on Carcer, 295 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,138 and sending that thing back. 296 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,540 Us? The Watch? 297 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,709 - VIMES: Mmm-hmm. - So, this is an official investigation? 298 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:55,911 Afraid so. 299 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,679 And I am not losing anybody else. 300 00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:00,148 We do things my way, understand? 301 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,585 Low-key, no stupid risks, heads down. 302 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:07,656 The Archchancellor is the most powerful wizard in the city. 303 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,957 He created everything, 304 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,526 from the street lights to the iconographs. 305 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,962 He'll make short work of you. 306 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,564 CHEERY: You... You know him? SYBIL: A little. 307 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,665 So he can help us. 308 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,899 I don't think that's a good idea. 309 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,267 CARROT: We need all the help we can get. 310 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,575 SYBIL: Good, agreed. Leave it with me. 311 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,606 Uh, leave what with you? 312 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:25,707 (DOOR OPENS) 313 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:26,775 Lady Ramkin! 314 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,043 Leave what with you? 315 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,449 (DOOR CLOSES) 316 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,847 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 317 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,387 (PHONE RINGING) 318 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,757 (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) 319 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,058 (GASPS) 320 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,116 Find the wizards. 321 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:05,931 Now! 322 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:16,875 (COUGHING) 323 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:20,028 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 324 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:21,663 CARROT: The wizard's fallen asleep. 325 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,765 It's been a while since he called upstairs. 326 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:24,833 I should wake him. 327 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,401 Sit back down and let him sleep. 328 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,802 CARROT: Why are they keeping us waiting? 329 00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:29,070 'Cause we're the Watch. 330 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,505 CARROT: Or are they using all this time to hide something. 331 00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:31,539 (VIMES SCOFFS) 332 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:32,941 Lord Vetinari publishes the minutes 333 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,676 of most council meetings. 334 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,211 I've been reading through some of the paperwork. 335 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,813 Paperwork isn't police work, Constable. 336 00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:39,881 Besides, 337 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,216 if it's a public document. 338 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,991 Then nobody's gonna say anything that's gonna inc... 339 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,337 inc... 340 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:46,621 Incriminate. 341 00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,390 Incriminate themselves, are they? 342 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,824 Why do you keep shutting me down? 343 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,694 Why don't you shut yourself down for a while? 344 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,735 ARCHCHANCELLOR: Good afternoon. VIMES: Ah. 345 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,037 Listen and learn, Constable. 346 00:16:58,784 --> 00:16:59,818 (SPITS) 347 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:03,010 Archchancellor. 348 00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:06,107 We're here to, uh, investigate 349 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,343 a report made by your librarian 350 00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,779 about the theft of a book from one of his shelves. 351 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,681 We'd like to ask you a few questions. 352 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,316 I'm not sure how much use I can be to you. 353 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,884 It's a long time since I concerned myself 354 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,620 with minor matters like library books. 355 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,788 Well, (CHUCKLES) 356 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,723 in my experience, 357 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,826 it pays to explore every avenue. 358 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,828 We won't take up too much of your time. 359 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,430 And while we're speaking, 360 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:31,533 my officers here would like to interview your librarian. 361 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,234 That I can arrange. 362 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:34,369 Javier, will you escort 363 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,843 these two Watch officers to the library? 364 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,415 ARCHCHANCELLOR: Javier? Oh. 365 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,328 Oh. 366 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,354 Did none of you notice he'd died? 367 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:48,700 Hmm. 368 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,556 (INDISTINCT 369 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,056 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 370 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,858 Is everybody here a... 371 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,177 A wizard? 372 00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,461 Yeah. 373 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,029 And you are? 374 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,636 Just a cleaner. 375 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,600 Right, here we go. 376 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,202 The Librarian will look after you. 377 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,670 You're not coming in with us? 378 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,438 Uh, six floors left more to clean. 379 00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:13,241 Don't worry, the alarms won't trigger when you tread on this one. 380 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,315 You have the Archchancellor's permission. 381 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:18,831 Thank you. 382 00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:23,190 ARCHCHANCELLOR: Roundworld, my biggest discovery. 383 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,492 It's where I get my best ideas. 384 00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:28,228 Helps me focus my imagination. 385 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,027 The, um, stolen book? 386 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,528 (SCOFFS) Please. 387 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:37,365 You honestly think I believe you came here to talk about a book? 388 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:41,041 Vetinari's getting desperate, sending you in here. 389 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,406 They're always spying on us. 390 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,974 We've had them all. 391 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:49,077 Lowly orphans with tragic stories. 392 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,545 New caterers, 393 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,515 then the old caterers back with their tails between their legs. 394 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,016 (CHUCKLES) 395 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,418 (ARCHCHANCELLOR CLEARS THROAT) 396 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:57,886 I gave them those tails. 397 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,487 We didn't come here for tales. 398 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:00,889 Or trouble. 399 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,391 That's good, because you're sitting on the last person who did. 400 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,232 (SOFA CRACKLING) 401 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:09,436 Transfiguration. Painful process. 402 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:12,834 That's the face, you know. 403 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,509 - Right by your left... - (VOICES VOCALISING) 404 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:17,639 Excuse me. 405 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:18,807 Terrible affliction. 406 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:19,874 What you really want to know 407 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,810 is if we're to blame for that dragon. 408 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,011 - No. - ARCHCHANCELLOR: No, no, no. 409 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,712 Captain, I'm not a fool. 410 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,981 I've already told the council that our ex... 411 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,349 I believe you used Slab 412 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,891 in some of those experiments, Archchancellor. 413 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,254 That's right. 414 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,590 (HESITATING) It isn't just a narcotic... 415 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,397 Fuel for making magical 416 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:38,944 reactions. 417 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,130 - What is this? - Yeah, what is this? 418 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,099 It's called interviewing a suspect, sir. 419 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,399 ARCHCHANCELLOR: Am I a suspect? 420 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:46,367 - No. - Yes. 421 00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:47,368 Yes. No. 422 00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:50,772 - No, no, no, no, no. - Yes. 423 00:19:50,942 --> 00:19:52,195 Get on with it. 424 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,932 You were recently in dispute with the Alchemists' Guild, 425 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:59,414 who refused to supply you with Slab after you tried to drive down their prices. 426 00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:02,350 - You would have got that from... - Council meeting minutes, sir. 427 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,320 - Hmm. - Police work can be paperwork. 428 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,994 You would make a great couch, Constable. 429 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:12,165 Are you sure he's with the Watch? 430 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,562 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 431 00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:18,666 Hand picked and trained by me. 432 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:22,237 And actually, we were both wondering 433 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,611 how you'd solved your... 434 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,075 - Supply. - Supply. 435 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,644 Supply problem after reading the... 436 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,012 - Minutes. - Minutes. 437 00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,480 Great m... Yeah, I've read those minutes. 438 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,154 It's obvious, isn't it? 439 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,218 Fewer magical reactions. 440 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:40,588 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment. 441 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:43,391 - So, if you could kindly... - (VOICES VOCALISING) 442 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:45,599 - off. - Oh, yes. Yes. 443 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:47,679 Thank you. 444 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:51,872 Archchancellor. 445 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,307 (DOOR OPENS) 446 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:57,677 Bit dark for a library. 447 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,975 (CHAINS CLINKING) 448 00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,044 If these freaky books turn mean on us, 449 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:06,286 you fight the encyclopaedias, I'll fight the periodicals. 450 00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:17,743 And that? 451 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,167 Maybe we can fight that one together. 452 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:23,331 With the Sarge? 453 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,099 Why are you carrying him around like that? 454 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:26,840 Crossbow is broken. 455 00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:38,718 (CHAINS CLINKING) 456 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,390 Hey, did it just jump? 457 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,027 Cheery? 458 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,682 We know the book was almost certainly stolen 459 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:16,351 by someone inside the university. 460 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:19,254 And they exchanged it with Carcer for Slab. 461 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,673 Do you really think he's got an appointment, Captain? 462 00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,266 Actually, I do. 463 00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:29,769 This is how you're helping us? 464 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,199 I've come to discuss 465 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:33,501 this year's Ramkin Scholarship Awards. 466 00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:37,005 My family have been supporting underprivileged students for years. 467 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:40,174 Hmm. Well, at least you didn't bring Goodboy with you. 468 00:22:40,258 --> 00:22:43,650 I not only learn from my mistakes, I grow. 469 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:47,148 So, I brought my axe. 470 00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:48,416 You can't carry an axe around... 471 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,385 Can in a coat like this. 472 00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:53,655 Besides, it's not a weapon. It's a tool. 473 00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:55,323 Perfectly legal if you chop firewood. 474 00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:58,793 - Hmm. - Did the Archchancellor give you anything useful? 475 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,695 Only that he's running low on Slab 476 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:02,435 and doesn't wanna talk about it. 477 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:05,099 Is he pestering you, Lady Ramkin? 478 00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:08,041 He's just admiring my coat, Archchancellor. 479 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,511 I'll get him to talk. Watch. 480 00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:17,150 Archchancellor, tell me about... 481 00:23:25,036 --> 00:23:26,138 Cheery? 482 00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:34,179 Cheery? 483 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:42,242 No, no. It's okay. 484 00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:44,878 Hey, this is The Librarian. 485 00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:47,075 This is Angua. 486 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,676 (THE LIBRARIAN GRUNTING) 487 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,828 Say hello. 488 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,496 (GROWLS) 489 00:23:54,065 --> 00:23:55,049 Hello. 490 00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:56,784 (GRUNTS) 491 00:23:56,868 --> 00:23:58,758 Welcome to the reading room. 492 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,489 - Wait, how come I can... - This space helps them 493 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:03,763 read books written in ancient languages. 494 00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:06,694 But it also helps them 495 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,329 - read people. - People... 496 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:09,764 (GRUNTS) 497 00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:11,237 That's incredible. 498 00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:14,874 - Angua. - Cheery. 499 00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,604 You're terrified. 500 00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:19,073 You're not carrying the Sarge around as a weapon... 501 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:20,441 You're thinking of leaving. 502 00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,282 You're carrying him for comfort. 503 00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:25,185 You're terrified of the dark. 504 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,284 Shall we just... 505 00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:32,019 BOTH: See what our friend here can tell us about the book? 506 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:34,094 Yeah, I think we'd better, don't you? 507 00:24:42,881 --> 00:24:44,432 Wow. 508 00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:46,434 No more dragon sightings at least. 509 00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:47,602 Must be nesting somewhere. 510 00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:49,375 Is that what these things do, nest? 511 00:24:51,122 --> 00:24:52,974 What happened to the typewriter? 512 00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:54,159 It... 513 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,484 Doesn't matter. 514 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,115 Sir, did you know the library is right under the dome 515 00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:02,722 where you fought Carcer? 516 00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:05,358 It's all in here. 517 00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:07,894 Your own report. 518 00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:12,866 Checking up on me, Constable? 519 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:19,867 The Archchancellor sent The Librarian out of the city on an errand 520 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:21,602 the night the book was stolen. 521 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:24,272 The Archchancellor denied ever having sent the message, 522 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:25,840 even though it was in his own handwriting. 523 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:28,242 That's when The Librarian noticed an empty space on his shelves. 524 00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:30,077 The Archchancellor could lead us to Carcer 525 00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:31,512 but he won't come quietly. 526 00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:33,448 The Library is rigged with an alarm system 527 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,523 that triggers as soon as any trespassers set foot on the floor. 528 00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:40,922 And what good does that do us? 529 00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:43,624 There's a room where you can read people. 530 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:47,033 We get in there, trigger the alarm, lure him in. 531 00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:49,169 Find out the truth... 532 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:51,182 All of it. 533 00:25:56,187 --> 00:25:57,844 (INDISTINCT 534 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:05,985 WONSE: It's Vimes. 535 00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:08,316 He's investigating. 536 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,584 Investigating? 537 00:26:09,668 --> 00:26:11,519 I did as you asked, 538 00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:13,226 stole the Grimoire. 539 00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:15,389 Now, I need to go. 540 00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:17,558 Why didn't it work, Wonse? 541 00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:19,632 Why couldn't I control the dragon? 542 00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:23,798 I have the book and it's no use to me. 543 00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:26,167 WONSE: Without magical training, maintaining the bond 544 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,735 between summoner and summoned... 545 00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:29,242 What is this? 546 00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:34,408 I just scrub shit off the walls. 547 00:26:34,492 --> 00:26:35,949 - You're a wizard. - Don't... 548 00:26:36,695 --> 00:26:38,513 Don't call me that. 549 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:42,083 Not one of their stupid ideas works out the way it's supposed to. 550 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,417 But I'm taking the Slab you gave me 551 00:26:43,501 --> 00:26:45,586 and I'm leaving this city. 552 00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:48,528 Teaching myself everything they held back from me. 553 00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:52,277 Good. 554 00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:55,935 They don't deserve you anyway. 555 00:26:57,649 --> 00:27:00,406 You left me to rot in a cell. 556 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,111 Get our brothers and sisters out of there. 557 00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:09,644 Vimes was supposed to break you all out. 558 00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:11,451 Where'd you go that night? 559 00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:14,787 Why do you still look the same? 560 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,156 What are you hiding? 561 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,331 You were like a father to us kids. 562 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,769 But now we're all older than you. 563 00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:32,405 - How? - Go back. 564 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:36,470 Use the Reading Room to find out what this symbol is. 565 00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:37,789 I can't. 566 00:27:39,424 --> 00:27:40,975 Go. 567 00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:43,349 Then, maybe, I'll tell you my secret. 568 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:56,796 Library's right below us. 569 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,868 (BOTH GRUNTING) 570 00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:07,674 CARROT: Why won't you talk about that night, sir? 571 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,011 CHEERY: Hey. 572 00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:14,259 Over here. 573 00:28:16,494 --> 00:28:17,829 (GRUNTS) 574 00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:23,484 Whew! 575 00:28:23,568 --> 00:28:26,320 As soon as we're on the floor, the alarm's will go. 576 00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:27,455 We run for the room. 577 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:28,990 Draw the Archchancellor in... 578 00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:31,929 And beat the shit out of him and find out where Carcer's holed up. 579 00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:34,362 Watch yourselves with ancient history 580 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,002 and modern languages. 581 00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:37,449 They bite. 582 00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:47,313 (ALARM BLARES) 583 00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:49,882 ANGUA: That wasn't us. 584 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,686 The Archchancellor will be here soon. 585 00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:00,554 - What the... - (VOICES VOCALISE) 586 00:29:00,638 --> 00:29:02,095 are you doing here? 587 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,365 No, it's somebody else. 588 00:29:06,044 --> 00:29:07,934 (GOBLINS GRUNTING) 589 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,703 You're the thief. 590 00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:16,871 - It's my... - (MUSIC NOTE PLAYS) 591 00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:18,089 cleaner. 592 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,310 You've been here all these years. 593 00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:24,378 I would rather be a cleaner here 594 00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:26,247 than Captain of the City Watch. 595 00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:27,954 CARROT: You know this woman, sir? 596 00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:29,884 VIMES: A lifetime ago. 597 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,924 They were both in Carcer's gang. 598 00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:34,021 And Vimes turned on us all. 599 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,523 Where'd Carcer go. 600 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,591 How do we get rid of that thing out there? 601 00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:39,093 CARROT: She doesn't know. 602 00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:42,068 She does know this isn't just about revenge against you. 603 00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:44,665 Carcer wants to burn the whole city down. 604 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,867 Needs to burn it down, every molecule. 605 00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:48,219 Why? 606 00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:55,415 He hasn't told you? 607 00:29:56,261 --> 00:29:58,518 Why come back with a book you've already stolen? 608 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:03,484 Carcer can't control the dragon... 609 00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:04,891 What is this? 610 00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:06,620 Without a key. 611 00:30:06,704 --> 00:30:09,762 CARROT: But you don't know what it is. ANGUA: Or where it is. 612 00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:12,460 He's in the Shades. 613 00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:15,329 Rest assured, she will be severely punished 614 00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:17,364 once she's finished the urinals. 615 00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:20,267 This room could revolutionise policing across the Disc. 616 00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:21,435 (SCOFFS) 617 00:30:21,519 --> 00:30:24,371 Spend too much time in here and you regress into... 618 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:25,490 into this. 619 00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:28,442 An unintended side effect of a spell 620 00:30:28,526 --> 00:30:31,278 designed to make meaning as simple as possible. 621 00:30:31,362 --> 00:30:33,781 Everything you touch has an unintended side effect, 622 00:30:33,865 --> 00:30:35,254 Archchancellor. 623 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,018 And if you want to lift that silly curse, 624 00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:40,020 why don't you try making the sound of a trombone 625 00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:41,422 when you need to swear? 626 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,857 VIMES: You're no killer, Wonse. 627 00:30:42,941 --> 00:30:44,358 You wouldn't help him burn the city. 628 00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:45,860 That was always the difference between 629 00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:47,928 you and the rest of us, Vimes. 630 00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:51,170 We had to kill or we didn't eat. 631 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,384 You... 632 00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:55,736 didn't eat. 633 00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:58,144 But when it was your turn to pay us back... 634 00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:00,625 Nothing. 635 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,144 - You're coming with me. - Shit. 636 00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:04,779 (GOBLIN GRUNTS) 637 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:05,846 ANGUA: Goblins! 638 00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:07,281 CARROT: Goblins, go! CHEERY: Where are they? 639 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:09,250 It's a trap! 640 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:11,424 - (GOBLINS GRUNTING) - WONSE: Kill them all. 641 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:13,988 CHEERY: Angua, behind you. 642 00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:15,489 They've strengthened their armour. 643 00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:17,396 They're smarter than we thought. 644 00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:21,529 ARCHCHANCELLOR: Hold the doors, now! 645 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,069 VIMES: Constable... 646 00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:25,900 ARCHCHANCELLOR: Lady Ramkin... 647 00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:28,736 Archchancellor, I was out chopping firewood 648 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,743 and I just got lost. 649 00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:32,339 Oh, shit. 650 00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:33,808 VIMES: Was that really necessary? 651 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,544 The blood boils up and I just throw before I think, you know? 652 00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:38,078 I know why you're terrified. 653 00:31:38,162 --> 00:31:39,947 - The moon. - You'd better run then. 654 00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,448 You're the danger? 655 00:31:41,532 --> 00:31:44,351 I decide to seize me and when, understand? 656 00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:46,220 I decide. 657 00:31:46,304 --> 00:31:49,095 - Angua, no. - Go, it's the only way. 658 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:50,963 (GOBLIN GROANS) 659 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,560 Crossbow. 660 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:53,861 Come on, move. 661 00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:56,602 Move. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 662 00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:08,848 (BONES CRUNCHING) 663 00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:14,153 (ANGUA GROANING) 664 00:32:17,689 --> 00:32:19,252 CARROT: The door, sir. VIMES: Step aside, 665 00:32:20,832 --> 00:32:22,240 -(VIMES GROANS) - CARRO-CARROT: Sir, 666 00:32:22,325 --> 00:32:24,325 just slides open.ble. 667 00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:30,169 VIMES: Wonse got here before us. 668 00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:35,374 - We just missed them. - (GROANS) 669 00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:40,074 Foot hurting, sir? 670 00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:42,448 This is my kicking foot, Constable. 671 00:32:43,061 --> 00:32:44,278 It's taken down many, many, 672 00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:45,579 many, many doors in its time. 673 00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:48,816 In all manner of... Yes, it does hurt actually. 674 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:50,451 - (GROANS) - Come on, sir. 675 00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:52,091 (VIMES GROANS) 676 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:55,728 (WATER PATTERING) 677 00:33:03,748 --> 00:33:05,316 (COUGHS) 678 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,819 (PANTING) 679 00:33:21,899 --> 00:33:23,889 (BREATH TREMBLING) 680 00:33:42,253 --> 00:33:45,406 We raided Carcer's lock-up. 681 00:33:45,490 --> 00:33:47,913 Confiscated weapons, but, uh... 682 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,249 they'd already moved on. 683 00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:51,829 Raided? 684 00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:55,349 It's a technical police term. 685 00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:56,756 It suits you. 686 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:01,160 And you mentioned a key? 687 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,425 This picture is from the library book. 688 00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:06,565 We don't know what it is. 689 00:34:06,944 --> 00:34:08,834 Where it is. 690 00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:11,971 Find it before Carcer does. 691 00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:16,837 I mean, after all, 692 00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:19,512 you're the head of the City Watch. 693 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,643 That's nothing special, sir. 694 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:26,485 Oh, but look at what you've already achieved... 695 00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:28,800 Captain. 696 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,185 (INHALES) 697 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,490 Sometimes, 698 00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:58,684 police work can be paperwork. 699 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,853 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 700 00:35:04,902 --> 00:35:06,687 VIMES: It's time for the truth. 701 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,188 That night, when I had Carcer 702 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:10,557 hanging off the edge of that roof, 703 00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:15,195 part of me wanted to push him over. 704 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:18,104 But another part, that part... 705 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:22,208 wanted to pull him back. 706 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,543 So, in the end, 707 00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:26,612 I did nothing. 708 00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:28,826 I just... 709 00:35:30,027 --> 00:35:31,062 watched. 710 00:35:31,762 --> 00:35:34,181 And I don't know if what I did 711 00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:37,490 was out of courage 712 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:40,426 or cowardice. 713 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,063 But I do know one thing. 714 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:48,768 I'm done watching. 715 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,052 Hmm. 716 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:00,458 Also... 717 00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:08,549 Sometimes it's hard trying not to do the wrong thing. 718 00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:10,350 And sometimes it's even harder... 719 00:36:10,434 --> 00:36:11,385 Well, it's even harder. 720 00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:14,221 Harder, because as the saying goes, 721 00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:15,789 "You can lead a fish to water..." 722 00:36:15,873 --> 00:36:18,025 "You can't judge an apple by its cover." 723 00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:19,493 "but you cannot make him drink it." 724 00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:21,295 And sometimes it's even harder... 725 00:36:21,379 --> 00:36:22,996 Apples... 726 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,299 CHEERY: They're gonna be cleaning goblin guts out of those books for centuries. 727 00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:27,006 ANGUA: I don't want to know. 728 00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:28,592 I wouldn't worry about it. 729 00:36:28,677 --> 00:36:30,634 It's not that they can actually feel pain. 730 00:36:31,489 --> 00:36:33,245 How'd you find me anyway? 731 00:36:35,393 --> 00:36:37,744 - Are those parts of... - I think it's a cat. 732 00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:39,713 - Tracked a whole trail of noses and paws. - (SIGHS) 733 00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:42,149 I guess you don't like those bits. 734 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:44,690 How can I stay in this job, Cheery? 735 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,305 Well... 736 00:36:50,341 --> 00:36:52,665 Picks up the slightest change in the weather. 737 00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:56,530 Cloudy tonight. 738 00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:58,804 Bad news for people afraid of dragons. 739 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:01,040 Good news for werewolves. 740 00:37:04,622 --> 00:37:07,046 Why are you so afraid of the dark? 741 00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:11,283 It's not the dark. 742 00:37:12,096 --> 00:37:13,719 It's what's in it. 743 00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:24,463 And at the end of the day, you can't make a pie... 744 00:37:30,781 --> 00:37:34,073 So, I'm done. 745 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:38,739 That was... wonderful. 746 00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:41,074 - Shall we get back to business? - Yeah. 747 00:37:41,158 --> 00:37:43,243 CARROT: The lightning you saw, all those years ago, 748 00:37:43,327 --> 00:37:46,352 could be another side effect of an Unseen University experiment. 749 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,916 When you find out what it was, 750 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,817 I'll be able to figure out what happened to Carcer. 751 00:37:50,901 --> 00:37:53,425 And what that is. 752 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,323 I snuck into the Alumni Archives. 753 00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:57,891 Found some papers of a sorcerer 754 00:37:57,975 --> 00:38:00,327 who had wasted his entire life trying to prove it was possible 755 00:38:00,411 --> 00:38:02,496 to summon a noble dragon. 756 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:05,199 Carcer must have been using the Grimoire the sorcerer made. 757 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,769 Yes. Also, on the sorcerer's deathbed, 758 00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:10,404 he bequeathed a magical artefact 759 00:38:10,488 --> 00:38:11,939 to a friend for safekeeping. 760 00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:15,742 - What is it? - This was his legacy. 761 00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:19,413 "I entrust Gawain's power to you. 762 00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:22,916 "Place him in Veltrick's hand and all will be well." 763 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,153 - Gawain? - Gawain could be the key. 764 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:27,487 Veltrick. 765 00:38:27,571 --> 00:38:28,589 Why do I know that name? 766 00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:29,656 SYBIL: Veltrick was a king. 767 00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:31,792 He was inhumed by the Assassin's Guild 768 00:38:31,876 --> 00:38:35,429 many centuries ago, long before they were legalised. 769 00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:37,431 They were so proud of their accomplishment, 770 00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:40,334 they made a statue of him in their gallery. 771 00:38:40,418 --> 00:38:42,207 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 772 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,010 CARROT: And what's so funny? 773 00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:47,407 VIMES: Oh, well, 774 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:49,882 we're actually quite good at this, aren't we? 775 00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:52,251 Wait one minute. 776 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:54,553 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 777 00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:07,032 I wouldn't be seen dead wearing that, Vimes. 778 00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:12,638 Well, you have to wear the badge if you want to help us. 779 00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:20,679 I will consider your offer. 780 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,517 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 781 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,783 Did I just do something wrong? 782 00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:32,491 When I saw Lady Ramkin with that dragon, 783 00:39:33,304 --> 00:39:35,389 I thought I'd check her records. 784 00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:38,564 Smaller offences often mask bigger ones... 785 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,166 I think you should read this. 786 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,904 Something happened to her years ago. 787 00:39:47,485 --> 00:39:49,108 CARCER: Don't leave. 788 00:39:50,921 --> 00:39:52,439 Help me to find the key before Vimes. 789 00:39:52,523 --> 00:39:55,442 WONSE: I am taking my Slab and I am getting out of here. 790 00:39:55,526 --> 00:39:57,750 You're not gonna find what you're looking for. 791 00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:01,987 The story of this world's already been written. 792 00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:05,886 There is no place in it for you or me. 793 00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:09,328 No. I don't believe that. 794 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:10,975 I know it. 795 00:40:12,543 --> 00:40:14,166 I've seen it. 796 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:19,805 Where have you been all these years? 797 00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:33,285 Found a new gang... 798 00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:36,817 Bigger and better than any guild. 799 00:40:36,901 --> 00:40:40,192 And the Watch, they see through the whole maze. 800 00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:44,663 Every turn, every route... 801 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:47,427 All the ways it's rigged. 802 00:40:47,511 --> 00:40:49,868 - Who are they? - Silent partners. 803 00:40:51,348 --> 00:40:54,239 They can give us the power to write our own story. 804 00:40:56,854 --> 00:41:00,045 They just ask that we burn this one down. 805 00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:03,215 (LOUD ROAR) 806 00:41:06,997 --> 00:41:09,555 (ROARING CONTINUES) 807 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:10,935 All of it. 808 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,371 (MUSIC) 809 00:41:15,305 --> 00:42:15,862 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 56604

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