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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:48,970 - Did you get her? 2 00:01:49,937 --> 00:01:51,145 - Him. 3 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:53,113 Only males have antlers. 4 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:55,391 - Did you get him? 5 00:02:04,986 --> 00:02:07,196 We can always burn it down. 6 00:02:15,307 --> 00:02:17,723 - I'm not ready to leave yet. 7 00:02:23,971 --> 00:02:24,972 - He has to be gone. 8 00:02:26,905 --> 00:02:28,527 He's eating all my bougainvillea. 9 00:02:31,392 --> 00:02:33,014 You can start the breakfast now. 10 00:02:53,311 --> 00:02:54,622 - Hi. - Hi. 11 00:02:54,657 --> 00:02:55,899 We left the money on the kitchen counter. 12 00:02:55,934 --> 00:02:57,177 - Great, okay. 13 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:58,281 - If you ever wanna get rid of the polar bear, 14 00:02:58,316 --> 00:02:59,282 let us know. - Yeah, sure. 15 00:02:59,317 --> 00:03:00,180 Lani! 16 00:03:01,871 --> 00:03:03,079 Lani. 17 00:03:12,675 --> 00:03:15,022 - Who is it? - Your brother. 18 00:03:16,644 --> 00:03:18,198 - Jesus Christ. - Turn your eyes away. 19 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:20,545 This is not for you. 20 00:03:22,271 --> 00:03:23,893 Are you coming, or just him? 21 00:03:23,927 --> 00:03:25,998 - Would you kindly fuck off? 22 00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:29,312 - Come on, finish up. 23 00:03:31,866 --> 00:03:35,215 Finish him up, wrap it up. 24 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:39,702 Ooh. 25 00:03:50,299 --> 00:03:51,541 Did you brush your teeth? 26 00:03:54,958 --> 00:03:57,685 How long's that been going on? 27 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,033 - What? 28 00:04:02,759 --> 00:04:04,347 - Ooh. 29 00:04:04,382 --> 00:04:05,452 Oh, oh! 30 00:04:05,486 --> 00:04:07,143 - Okay, okay. - Ooh, oh. 31 00:04:08,524 --> 00:04:10,008 - You hired him. 32 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,423 - Is he your boyfriend now? 33 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:12,631 - Fiancé, actually. 34 00:04:12,666 --> 00:04:14,875 Yes, we're very much in love. 35 00:04:14,909 --> 00:04:16,152 - Oh. 36 00:04:16,186 --> 00:04:17,015 Does Judy know? 37 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:19,638 - He's the house painter. 38 00:04:20,639 --> 00:04:22,572 - So? 39 00:04:22,607 --> 00:04:23,435 - So. 40 00:04:24,436 --> 00:04:26,300 Don't be dumb. 41 00:04:46,803 --> 00:04:47,597 - Woo-woo! 42 00:04:47,632 --> 00:04:48,633 Stiff competition. 43 00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:52,671 ♪ You, you're all I see 44 00:04:52,706 --> 00:04:53,810 - Hi, Hallie. 45 00:04:56,123 --> 00:04:56,951 - Hey, Tod. 46 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,126 - Hey. 47 00:05:02,025 --> 00:05:05,305 Um, I'll text you when we're done, okay? 48 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,478 - Good luck. 49 00:05:06,513 --> 00:05:11,276 ♪ Anywhere but here with you 50 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,141 ♪ Dreaming 51 00:05:20,147 --> 00:05:21,044 - Terrible. 52 00:05:24,047 --> 00:05:26,774 No, don't go to that side, why... 53 00:05:28,086 --> 00:05:29,087 - Hey-oh. 54 00:05:29,984 --> 00:05:30,813 - Hey. 55 00:05:37,406 --> 00:05:38,338 - Almost done. 56 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:42,549 - So is she. 57 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:51,661 - I think I found a buyer. 58 00:05:57,978 --> 00:06:00,394 Judy asked me to find you a buyer. 59 00:06:00,429 --> 00:06:01,844 - Can't you see I'm trying to watch? 60 00:06:05,434 --> 00:06:06,504 - It's on mute. 61 00:06:09,507 --> 00:06:13,718 - Is that what it is? 62 00:06:13,752 --> 00:06:15,409 I thought maybe I was going deaf. 63 00:06:19,033 --> 00:06:19,827 Chip? 64 00:06:24,522 --> 00:06:26,247 Go to camera two. 65 00:06:36,016 --> 00:06:37,327 Great show, Barb. 66 00:06:37,362 --> 00:06:38,950 Loved every minute. 67 00:06:40,572 --> 00:06:42,954 - Why do you think our ratings are such shit? 68 00:06:42,988 --> 00:06:44,438 Do you ever look through that camera? 69 00:06:44,473 --> 00:06:45,335 Huh? 70 00:06:47,786 --> 00:06:49,443 Oh, you think that's funny? 71 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:50,513 You think it's, get out! 72 00:06:50,548 --> 00:06:51,963 Joke's on you, babe. 73 00:06:51,997 --> 00:06:52,826 Get out. 74 00:06:54,655 --> 00:06:56,726 Out, out, now! 75 00:06:56,761 --> 00:06:57,658 Take a walk. 76 00:06:59,867 --> 00:07:01,282 All right, say what you wanna say. 77 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:02,594 Please, be my guest. 78 00:07:02,629 --> 00:07:04,354 Say what you wanna say. 79 00:07:04,389 --> 00:07:05,217 Speak! 80 00:07:10,499 --> 00:07:11,327 - Hi, Judy. 81 00:07:12,915 --> 00:07:15,538 - What a day. - It looked intense. 82 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,921 - Oh, it's a disaster. 83 00:07:18,955 --> 00:07:20,163 Fucking disaster. 84 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:24,478 I'm just not me anymore. 85 00:07:30,553 --> 00:07:32,728 Did you watch? 86 00:07:35,524 --> 00:07:37,008 - No, uh, I missed it. 87 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:39,217 I got stuck at the mechanic. 88 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:40,598 The car is worse off than we thought. 89 00:07:40,632 --> 00:07:41,806 - Ooh, great. 90 00:07:43,359 --> 00:07:44,567 What about Lani? 91 00:07:44,602 --> 00:07:45,499 Did she see it? 92 00:07:45,534 --> 00:07:48,191 - Uh, I, I don't know. 93 00:07:48,226 --> 00:07:49,779 You'll have to ask the painter. 94 00:07:52,817 --> 00:07:53,818 - Meaning what? 95 00:07:55,544 --> 00:07:57,477 - Use your imagination, lucky slip. 96 00:08:03,103 --> 00:08:04,656 - So she's fucking him. 97 00:08:12,112 --> 00:08:13,493 You caught them, didn't you? 98 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,290 Tell me what you saw. 99 00:08:18,325 --> 00:08:21,086 I wanna know what you actually saw. 100 00:08:21,121 --> 00:08:22,329 - Nothing. 101 00:08:22,363 --> 00:08:24,780 - Fine, then I'll ask her myself. 102 00:08:24,814 --> 00:08:25,608 - Oh, please don't. 103 00:08:25,643 --> 00:08:26,575 She won't trust me. 104 00:08:26,609 --> 00:08:28,438 - Well, she's not trustworthy. 105 00:08:28,473 --> 00:08:29,543 Fucking the help. 106 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:31,994 He's a criminal, I might add. 107 00:08:34,168 --> 00:08:35,722 - Oh, they picked up the zebra. 108 00:08:36,826 --> 00:08:38,379 I put the money in the lockbox. 109 00:08:39,588 --> 00:08:43,350 - Poor animal, stuck in the corner for 30 years. 110 00:08:43,384 --> 00:08:44,558 Coming up on the left 111 00:08:44,593 --> 00:08:45,904 is the infamous Bridgehead Mansion, 112 00:08:45,939 --> 00:08:48,010 former home of the late legendary director, 113 00:08:48,044 --> 00:08:49,667 Igor O'Coolich. 114 00:08:49,701 --> 00:08:51,669 You may remember Stone Henge 115 00:08:51,703 --> 00:08:55,051 from a cinema appreciation class, if you had one. 116 00:08:55,086 --> 00:08:56,743 Oh folks, through the gate is 117 00:08:56,777 --> 00:08:58,296 looks like actress, Judy Mormon, 118 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:01,023 Igor's widow, who was wife number three. 119 00:09:01,057 --> 00:09:03,922 She still lives here with his two grandchildren. 120 00:09:03,957 --> 00:09:06,580 I think that looks like Tod at the wheel there, 121 00:09:06,615 --> 00:09:07,650 in the driver's seat. 122 00:09:07,685 --> 00:09:09,652 What a funny name, Tod. 123 00:09:09,687 --> 00:09:13,553 Hey, expect the unexpected here on Buddy Fun Bus Tours, 124 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:14,484 am I right? 125 00:09:14,519 --> 00:09:16,832 I told you it'd be an adventure. 126 00:09:24,702 --> 00:09:26,151 - And that was it. 127 00:09:26,186 --> 00:09:27,877 I mean, you can't really call that an audition, can you? 128 00:09:27,912 --> 00:09:28,706 - Did Hallie scream? 129 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:29,914 Can we hear that? 130 00:09:29,948 --> 00:09:30,915 - And then they actually did make us sign up 131 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:31,812 in our underwear. 132 00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:32,917 - Were you wearing any? 133 00:09:32,951 --> 00:09:34,228 - Yes. 134 00:09:34,263 --> 00:09:35,609 Why wouldn't I be? 135 00:09:35,644 --> 00:09:36,886 - Hallie? 136 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:40,200 - You take your clothes off for the director 137 00:09:40,234 --> 00:09:42,754 and the director only, 138 00:09:42,789 --> 00:09:45,550 never for these casting directors. 139 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:48,277 To be successful in this business, 140 00:09:48,311 --> 00:09:50,590 a girl must always have her standards. 141 00:09:52,661 --> 00:09:54,110 What about you, Hallie? 142 00:09:54,145 --> 00:09:55,629 Are you the same? 143 00:09:55,664 --> 00:09:58,667 Strip down for any felon that stumbles in your way? 144 00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:01,152 - Uh, no. 145 00:10:01,186 --> 00:10:03,292 No, I went out for a different part. 146 00:10:03,326 --> 00:10:05,121 - Ahh, excellent. 147 00:10:05,156 --> 00:10:06,502 Keep 'em guessing. 148 00:10:06,536 --> 00:10:09,160 Mystery is an actor's only friend. 149 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:14,027 You're not eating. 150 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:17,478 Why not? 151 00:10:20,343 --> 00:10:21,690 Your sister's not eating. 152 00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:23,761 - She had a late lunch. 153 00:10:23,795 --> 00:10:25,107 Liquid diet, right? 154 00:10:28,835 --> 00:10:33,011 Okay, I have a speech or toast, whatever. 155 00:10:33,046 --> 00:10:33,909 To Judy. 156 00:10:33,943 --> 00:10:35,151 - Oh! 157 00:10:35,186 --> 00:10:36,808 - After a long week, she still... 158 00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:40,294 - Oh, look who it is. 159 00:10:41,295 --> 00:10:43,021 Come here, please. 160 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:49,165 Aw, Jacob, are you working hard? 161 00:10:50,063 --> 00:10:51,720 Or getting hard, I should say. 162 00:10:53,135 --> 00:10:54,239 Isn't that what happens 163 00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:55,758 when the old lady isn't around? 164 00:11:00,832 --> 00:11:02,558 Pull down your pants. 165 00:11:03,732 --> 00:11:04,733 I'm serious. 166 00:11:05,837 --> 00:11:06,838 Pull them down. 167 00:11:09,013 --> 00:11:10,600 I wanna see what I'm missing. 168 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,266 Okay, then. 169 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,581 I'm sorry, Jacob, but if you're not willing 170 00:11:25,615 --> 00:11:26,962 to share the wealth, 171 00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:30,551 unfortunately I cannot pay you. 172 00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:32,001 - Why can't you pay him? 173 00:11:32,036 --> 00:11:33,451 - Because that's how it works. 174 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,418 - But he did the work all week long. 175 00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:38,042 - On you, not my house. 176 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:40,734 - What? 177 00:11:40,769 --> 00:11:42,598 - Your big fucking mouth, that's what. 178 00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:43,841 - I figured it out. 179 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:44,773 - No, you didn't, that's bullshit. 180 00:11:44,807 --> 00:11:46,429 - That's enough. 181 00:11:48,569 --> 00:11:50,986 Now, Jacob. 182 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,678 Jacob, hello. 183 00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:56,543 You listening to me? 184 00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:01,203 I'm all for rehabilitation but I will not 185 00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:02,929 be taken advantage of. 186 00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:04,413 - He stole a car. 187 00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:05,448 - A couple. 188 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:06,587 - Jesus Christ. 189 00:12:06,622 --> 00:12:09,038 - Tomorrow, when you arrive, 190 00:12:10,868 --> 00:12:13,422 I'll let you know if you should continue. 191 00:12:13,456 --> 00:12:15,458 - You can't be serious. - I am. 192 00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:16,736 - But that's not fair. 193 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:19,773 - Ooh, Lani, I'm sorry. 194 00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:21,637 He's being paid for a service, 195 00:12:21,671 --> 00:12:23,190 not to waste time pleasing you. 196 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:27,988 - Fortune cookie? 197 00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:53,289 You will always be successful 198 00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:55,222 in your professional career. 199 00:13:07,338 --> 00:13:09,064 Ooh, you will inherit some money 200 00:13:09,098 --> 00:13:10,651 or a small piece of land. 201 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:15,933 What about you. 202 00:13:20,454 --> 00:13:21,283 Huh. 203 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:00,796 - I should go. 204 00:15:36,694 --> 00:15:37,695 - Hm. 205 00:16:15,146 --> 00:16:15,975 - Psst. 206 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,854 She's vigorous, isn't she? 207 00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:51,596 You're still here. 208 00:16:53,426 --> 00:16:54,979 What are you doing? 209 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,394 - Waiting for my lift. 210 00:16:58,845 --> 00:17:00,364 - Lani didn't offer to take you? 211 00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:03,574 She still pissed? 212 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:12,376 - You know, your sister's a pretty good actress 213 00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:13,480 when she wants to be. 214 00:17:14,585 --> 00:17:16,207 - Don't you think she likes him? 215 00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:18,520 - I don't think she cares one way or another. 216 00:17:20,246 --> 00:17:21,074 I should shut up. 217 00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:24,181 - No, don't. 218 00:17:24,215 --> 00:17:25,389 I won't say a word. 219 00:17:28,116 --> 00:17:29,048 I actually agree. 220 00:17:32,189 --> 00:17:35,502 I can give you a ride, if you prefer. 221 00:17:35,537 --> 00:17:36,572 - Yeah. - Yeah? 222 00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:37,435 - Thanks. 223 00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,250 - They're definitely replacing Judy. 224 00:18:01,149 --> 00:18:04,221 - So they are. 225 00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:09,812 - Yeah, now it's official. 226 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,127 They're comin' into town on Sunday. 227 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,164 - Who? 228 00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:17,820 - The guys from headquarters. 229 00:18:19,443 --> 00:18:20,340 They're gonna take us out to dinner, 230 00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:21,721 make some big announcement. 231 00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:24,344 - Big annou... 232 00:18:25,587 --> 00:18:26,622 Well, does Judy know? 233 00:18:28,314 --> 00:18:29,108 - No. 234 00:18:34,285 --> 00:18:36,218 - Do they know who's gonna replace her? 235 00:18:37,978 --> 00:18:40,326 - They have some ideas, but nothing's set. 236 00:18:42,051 --> 00:18:43,225 - Well, is it up to you? 237 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,262 - I have a say. 238 00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,988 Some recommendations I could make. 239 00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:55,099 - You ever think about implants? 240 00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:12,668 Did Jacob show up today? 241 00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:22,989 - Yes, he was here. 242 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,511 - There's lots of other ways 243 00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:30,376 we could be spending that money. 244 00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,171 - I, for one, think we're spending it the best way. 245 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,517 On paint. 246 00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:35,381 We have to sell this place, don't we? 247 00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:39,902 Anyway, I could use a change of scenery. 248 00:19:39,937 --> 00:19:43,803 - Oh, please, as if. 249 00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:48,532 I mean, that was almost believable. 250 00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:52,398 That acting class is really paying off. 251 00:20:37,684 --> 00:20:38,961 How'd you sleep? 252 00:20:38,996 --> 00:20:41,447 - Ugh, tossed and turned. 253 00:20:47,142 --> 00:20:49,178 - You decide about Jacob? 254 00:20:50,318 --> 00:20:51,491 - Yeah, he can stay. 255 00:20:52,423 --> 00:20:54,218 I want you to watch Lani. 256 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,426 Keep a good eye on her, 257 00:20:55,461 --> 00:20:58,533 better than you've been doing before, okay? 258 00:21:00,431 --> 00:21:02,261 Do you hear what I'm saying? 259 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,021 - Yeah, I hear you. 260 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,298 - I want you to watch her. 261 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,127 I can't watch her when I'm at work. 262 00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:17,793 Can't be in two places at one time. 263 00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:22,142 You're the only one I trust. 264 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:39,556 - Excuse me. - Get out, we gotta go. 265 00:23:39,590 --> 00:23:40,971 Judy's really sick. 266 00:23:41,005 --> 00:23:42,144 - What do you mean, she's sick? 267 00:23:42,179 --> 00:23:44,319 - She won't leave her room. - Why? 268 00:23:44,353 --> 00:23:46,045 - Because she's sick, says she doesn't wanna go. 269 00:23:46,079 --> 00:23:47,736 - Go where? - I'll tell you in the car. 270 00:23:47,771 --> 00:23:49,082 I'll tell you everything you need to know. 271 00:23:49,117 --> 00:23:50,118 We gotta go. 272 00:23:50,152 --> 00:23:51,602 Can you just get out, please? 273 00:23:57,332 --> 00:24:00,542 - Are you gonna tell me where we're going? 274 00:24:00,577 --> 00:24:02,233 - You're doing the show. - What? 275 00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:06,272 - Judy wants you to do the show. 276 00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:13,382 - She picked this? 277 00:24:15,074 --> 00:24:16,455 - It's what she wants. 278 00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:21,183 - It's one of my favorite ones. 279 00:24:45,104 --> 00:24:46,243 - You're gonna be fine. 280 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:47,762 You've been watching her for years. 281 00:24:47,796 --> 00:24:49,418 - I feel like she just wants me to be embarrassed. 282 00:24:49,453 --> 00:24:50,972 - No, she wants you to be great, okay? 283 00:24:51,006 --> 00:24:52,767 She asked for you specifically. 284 00:24:52,801 --> 00:24:53,630 That's no joke. 285 00:24:54,562 --> 00:24:56,080 Just be yourself, okay? 286 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:58,807 - Where's Judy? - She's sick. 287 00:24:58,842 --> 00:25:00,464 - What, what do you mean, she's sick? 288 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,707 - She's sick. 289 00:25:01,741 --> 00:25:03,778 She wants Lani to take over, just for today. 290 00:25:03,812 --> 00:25:05,055 - What? 291 00:25:05,089 --> 00:25:06,505 - Hey, can you go straight to hair? 292 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,299 - Wait, no! - No, go, go, go, go. 293 00:25:09,231 --> 00:25:10,094 - What are you doing? 294 00:25:10,129 --> 00:25:10,957 - She's sick. 295 00:25:12,752 --> 00:25:13,926 Okay, she's not sick. 296 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:14,892 She's scared if she loses the show, 297 00:25:14,927 --> 00:25:16,100 her career's over. 298 00:25:16,135 --> 00:25:17,343 - Probably is. 299 00:25:17,377 --> 00:25:18,827 - She's scared she won't be able to support us. 300 00:25:18,862 --> 00:25:20,070 - So get jobs. 301 00:25:20,104 --> 00:25:22,900 Because it's happening, she's losing it. 302 00:25:22,935 --> 00:25:25,524 - Well, not if Lani's the one taking over, am I right? 303 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,974 - So that's what this is about? 304 00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:30,805 - Look, she just asks that you give her one chance, okay? 305 00:25:31,978 --> 00:25:33,842 - On a rehearsal, maybe, or a dry run 306 00:25:33,877 --> 00:25:35,085 but not the actual broadcast, for fuck's sake! 307 00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,811 - Look, okay, okay. 308 00:25:36,845 --> 00:25:39,020 If she bombs today, fine, whatever, 309 00:25:39,054 --> 00:25:40,228 just move on and blame Judy. 310 00:25:40,262 --> 00:25:42,368 But if she's good, and she will be good, 311 00:25:42,402 --> 00:25:44,612 I promise you she will be good, 312 00:25:44,646 --> 00:25:46,614 then you take the credit and everybody wins. 313 00:25:46,648 --> 00:25:47,856 - It's a live show, Todd. 314 00:25:47,891 --> 00:25:49,202 - But is anybody watching? 315 00:25:50,652 --> 00:25:53,931 Right, yeah, thought that was the whole point. 316 00:25:53,966 --> 00:25:55,830 Hey, she might surprise you. 317 00:25:55,864 --> 00:25:57,176 - She's not even fucking wearing shoes. 318 00:25:57,210 --> 00:26:00,006 - Hey, she's gonna be great. 319 00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:01,732 I tried calling you. 320 00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:04,286 - I have my phone right here. - Well, you didn't answer it. 321 00:26:08,290 --> 00:26:09,637 No, no, no, no, come on. 322 00:26:09,671 --> 00:26:10,672 No makeup. 323 00:26:10,707 --> 00:26:11,570 She's beautiful. 324 00:26:12,709 --> 00:26:14,469 She's my sister, and today's her day. 325 00:26:16,678 --> 00:26:18,059 Without the makeup you're telling the audience, 326 00:26:18,093 --> 00:26:20,613 this is me, this is the truth. 327 00:26:21,649 --> 00:26:22,477 Okay? 328 00:26:23,651 --> 00:26:25,135 If you look right down the barrel of the lens, 329 00:26:25,169 --> 00:26:26,688 right into their eye 330 00:26:26,723 --> 00:26:28,932 and tell them they need to have it, 331 00:26:28,966 --> 00:26:30,658 they'll pick up the phone and call. 332 00:26:31,762 --> 00:26:34,489 - Nice speech, Tod. 333 00:26:34,523 --> 00:26:35,973 I'm impressed. 334 00:26:36,008 --> 00:26:36,802 Leave it off. 335 00:26:36,836 --> 00:26:37,665 Let's go. 336 00:26:41,254 --> 00:26:42,083 - Good luck. 337 00:26:50,022 --> 00:26:51,299 - Okay, this is her first day. 338 00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,128 We're just gonna give this a try. 339 00:26:53,163 --> 00:26:54,474 I want you to be wide for the whole thing 340 00:26:54,509 --> 00:26:57,132 unless you're coming in to focus on the gloves. 341 00:26:57,167 --> 00:26:58,375 - You sure about that? 342 00:26:59,548 --> 00:27:00,653 Won't shooting it all in the wide 343 00:27:00,688 --> 00:27:02,655 suggest a lack of confidence in your host? 344 00:27:02,690 --> 00:27:03,932 - That's exactly what it'll suggest 345 00:27:03,967 --> 00:27:06,141 but it'll also hide her mistakes. 346 00:27:06,176 --> 00:27:07,315 - I'd try the opposite. 347 00:27:09,455 --> 00:27:12,147 - I don't fucking care what you would do, all right? 348 00:27:12,182 --> 00:27:14,115 If there's anything else, tell me now. 349 00:27:15,185 --> 00:27:16,013 Anything else? 350 00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:19,154 - No. 351 00:27:19,189 --> 00:27:20,017 No. 352 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:23,814 - All right. 353 00:27:23,849 --> 00:27:25,057 If you want, just, 354 00:27:25,091 --> 00:27:27,059 you can stay on the gloves the whole time. 355 00:27:27,093 --> 00:27:28,577 - And what we have here 356 00:27:28,612 --> 00:27:31,891 are 100% authentic calf leather gloves from Italy. 357 00:27:31,926 --> 00:27:33,652 They come with a lifetime warranty. 358 00:27:34,825 --> 00:27:36,620 Not only will we send you two pairs, 359 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:39,658 but you will also get a wooden box 360 00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:41,660 to keep them in to protect them from the sun. 361 00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:44,386 So remarkably soft, my goodness. 362 00:27:45,836 --> 00:27:48,218 You'll never want your man to take them off. 363 00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:51,600 Can't you just see him riding around in his Ducati? 364 00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:52,705 Vroom, vroom. 365 00:27:54,224 --> 00:27:57,296 And ladies, if you order now 366 00:27:57,330 --> 00:28:01,645 for the next three minutes we'll send you two pairs, 367 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,509 so why not get yourself one? 368 00:28:41,236 --> 00:28:43,031 We are offering them to you 369 00:28:43,066 --> 00:28:45,482 from the comfort of your own home, 370 00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:48,209 so that you don't have to make the trip. 371 00:28:48,243 --> 00:28:51,730 They are all leather, Italian, handmade sewn. 372 00:28:53,076 --> 00:28:55,423 My dear friend, Bobby, brought these back from Rome 373 00:28:55,457 --> 00:28:57,736 and I just had to bring them to show to you guys 374 00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,530 back in your own homes. 375 00:29:01,049 --> 00:29:02,602 You, too, can feel like you're riding 376 00:29:02,637 --> 00:29:06,020 your own Ducati through the tiny streets of Italy. 377 00:29:07,193 --> 00:29:08,677 Aren't they lovely? 378 00:29:08,712 --> 00:29:12,267 They come in such colors as ox, blood, 379 00:29:12,302 --> 00:29:15,892 chocolate, oh, and this is really my favorite. 380 00:29:16,893 --> 00:29:18,446 Look at how lovely they are. 381 00:29:25,591 --> 00:29:27,489 - Did you cut yourself? 382 00:29:30,838 --> 00:29:31,666 Lots of blood. 383 00:29:35,497 --> 00:29:36,740 - See something you like? 384 00:29:42,608 --> 00:29:44,092 - I need to close the windows. 385 00:29:44,921 --> 00:29:46,025 It's easier to scrape. 386 00:29:49,408 --> 00:29:50,236 - Sure. 387 00:29:51,686 --> 00:29:53,170 Yeah, all you gotta do is ask. 388 00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:24,443 - Jake. 389 00:30:26,721 --> 00:30:28,240 Jacob. 390 00:30:28,274 --> 00:30:30,863 Hey! 391 00:30:30,898 --> 00:30:32,071 I need you to take a break. 392 00:30:32,106 --> 00:30:33,659 - What? 393 00:30:33,693 --> 00:30:35,385 - Yeah, I need you to go get Lani. 394 00:30:38,284 --> 00:30:39,078 - Why? 395 00:30:40,666 --> 00:30:42,047 - Well, that's what boyfriends do. 396 00:30:42,081 --> 00:30:44,843 They pick up their girlfriends in exchange for head. 397 00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:50,952 - I think your Rolls is blocking me in. 398 00:30:55,232 --> 00:30:56,026 - Take it. 399 00:30:56,061 --> 00:30:57,579 I'll get you the keys. 400 00:31:51,737 --> 00:31:53,014 - Hello. 401 00:31:53,049 --> 00:31:55,775 Come on, anybody home? 402 00:31:55,810 --> 00:31:56,949 - Hello? 403 00:31:56,984 --> 00:31:59,055 - Hey, yeah. - Can I help you? 404 00:32:00,090 --> 00:32:00,988 - Uh, yeah. 405 00:32:01,022 --> 00:32:03,266 I got a delivery for Jake. 406 00:32:04,163 --> 00:32:06,200 - He's not-- - No, uh. 407 00:32:06,234 --> 00:32:08,167 Hey, sorry, man, I can't see you. 408 00:32:09,410 --> 00:32:10,618 You still there? 409 00:32:10,652 --> 00:32:12,516 - Yeah, yeah, I'm down here. 410 00:32:13,828 --> 00:32:15,243 How much is it? 411 00:32:15,278 --> 00:32:16,969 It's, uh, $15.30. 412 00:32:18,453 --> 00:32:19,868 - Great, okay, hold on. 413 00:32:29,878 --> 00:32:30,707 Oh. 414 00:32:31,846 --> 00:32:32,674 Okay. 415 00:32:37,162 --> 00:32:39,198 Here, that's it, that's a $20. 416 00:32:42,512 --> 00:32:44,755 Can you leave that in my van, 417 00:32:44,790 --> 00:32:47,689 on top of one of the, the paint cans? 418 00:32:47,724 --> 00:32:48,794 - A'ight. 419 00:32:48,828 --> 00:32:50,451 A'ight dude, thanks. 420 00:34:13,534 --> 00:34:14,431 - How was it? 421 00:34:15,777 --> 00:34:16,606 How'd you go? 422 00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:19,091 - Ask Barb. 423 00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:19,954 - Why? 424 00:34:19,988 --> 00:34:20,817 What, what did she say? 425 00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:22,922 - Here. 426 00:34:24,924 --> 00:34:25,822 - Thanks. 427 00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:27,272 Oh, your lunch is in the van. 428 00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:30,137 - No, don't, I took care of it. 429 00:34:35,832 --> 00:34:38,145 - Hello? - We have to meet. 430 00:34:38,179 --> 00:34:40,250 - It'll take more than looking good, Tod. 431 00:34:40,285 --> 00:34:41,458 The few calls that did come in 432 00:34:41,493 --> 00:34:44,047 basically stopped after the first half hour. 433 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,738 - We actually liked what she did. 434 00:34:45,773 --> 00:34:46,567 - Who's we? 435 00:34:46,601 --> 00:34:47,844 - Me and Judy. 436 00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:49,294 She wants to give her another shot. 437 00:34:49,328 --> 00:34:49,984 - Look, it doesn't matter, I need to talk to her. 438 00:34:50,018 --> 00:34:50,640 Is she there? 439 00:34:50,674 --> 00:34:51,503 Put her on. 440 00:34:52,607 --> 00:34:54,264 - I'll bring her to dinner. - Fine. 441 00:34:54,299 --> 00:34:56,128 Tonight at the Tavern, eight o'clock. 442 00:34:57,302 --> 00:34:58,130 Hello? 443 00:35:08,796 --> 00:35:09,624 - Lani. 444 00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:13,214 Judy's giving you the show. 445 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:16,252 She wants you to take over. 446 00:35:21,947 --> 00:35:23,500 - Well, according to Barb, 447 00:35:23,535 --> 00:35:25,606 the collars didn't like me. 448 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,505 - So, make them like you. - How? 449 00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:29,334 - I don't know, act. 450 00:35:29,368 --> 00:35:30,369 Isn't that what you do? 451 00:35:34,684 --> 00:35:36,893 Barb wants to meet us at the Tavern at 8:00. 452 00:35:38,757 --> 00:35:40,068 You'll discuss tomorrow's show 453 00:35:40,103 --> 00:35:41,346 and then I'll come and meet you. 454 00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:44,763 Here. 455 00:35:46,868 --> 00:35:47,973 - You know that pussy's old enough 456 00:35:48,007 --> 00:35:49,354 to be your mother's right? 457 00:35:57,845 --> 00:35:58,673 - Hm. 458 00:36:06,267 --> 00:36:10,513 I think we should drink champagne more often. 459 00:36:40,577 --> 00:36:41,613 Hello? 460 00:36:41,647 --> 00:36:42,855 - I said eight o'clock. 461 00:36:42,890 --> 00:36:44,512 - Yeah, I, I'm on my way. 462 00:36:44,547 --> 00:36:45,444 - Your sister's here. 463 00:36:45,479 --> 00:36:46,514 I didn't know she was coming. 464 00:36:46,549 --> 00:36:47,343 - I'm leaving now, okay? 465 00:36:47,377 --> 00:36:48,240 I'm on my way. 466 00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:49,103 - And Judy? 467 00:36:51,795 --> 00:36:52,624 Hello? 468 00:37:03,393 --> 00:37:04,222 - What'd he say? 469 00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:05,292 - He's on his way. 470 00:37:11,746 --> 00:37:14,439 - What are you doing here? - Lani called me. 471 00:37:16,164 --> 00:37:17,027 - She left. 472 00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,479 - What's in the bag? 473 00:37:20,514 --> 00:37:22,343 - Nothing, just some laundry. 474 00:37:25,726 --> 00:37:27,245 - Can you tell her I called? 475 00:37:30,006 --> 00:37:30,834 - Maybe. 476 00:37:51,890 --> 00:37:52,718 Hi. 477 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,411 - Where's Judy? 478 00:37:55,445 --> 00:37:56,964 - Uh, she can't make it. 479 00:37:58,206 --> 00:38:00,485 Can you move over? - No, she goes. 480 00:38:05,869 --> 00:38:06,974 - Okay. 481 00:38:10,736 --> 00:38:12,255 - Have fun. 482 00:38:16,604 --> 00:38:18,192 - What is it with you two? 483 00:38:18,226 --> 00:38:19,124 - How do you mean? 484 00:38:20,470 --> 00:38:21,506 - Entitlement. 485 00:38:24,854 --> 00:38:25,682 - Did you eat? 486 00:38:26,925 --> 00:38:28,133 - Fuck you. 487 00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:29,065 You're a child, making me sit here 488 00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:30,411 with your sister all night. 489 00:38:31,654 --> 00:38:33,172 - Well, you could've left. 490 00:38:34,657 --> 00:38:39,662 Why didn't you leave? 491 00:38:40,145 --> 00:38:40,973 Hm? 492 00:38:42,492 --> 00:38:44,632 Why didn't you leave, Barb? 493 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,844 - 'Cause I was waiting for you. 494 00:38:51,984 --> 00:38:54,435 Look, I appreciate what you're doing 495 00:38:54,470 --> 00:38:55,643 or trying to do. 496 00:38:55,678 --> 00:38:58,197 It's not your fault that Judy won't let go. 497 00:38:58,232 --> 00:38:59,613 It's not your sister's fault either, 498 00:38:59,647 --> 00:39:01,580 but to force me... 499 00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:20,150 - That was beautiful. 500 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,464 - Oh my God, you're such a dickhead. 501 00:39:23,499 --> 00:39:25,328 - No, Barbie, come, come on. 502 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,881 What are you doing? 503 00:39:26,916 --> 00:39:28,400 Hey. 504 00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:29,815 Come on. 505 00:39:47,764 --> 00:39:49,697 - Okay. - You wanna buy me a drink? 506 00:39:49,732 --> 00:39:50,560 - Uh. 507 00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:52,251 Okay. 508 00:39:53,839 --> 00:39:56,497 I know people here, so. 509 00:39:56,532 --> 00:39:57,395 - Okay. 510 00:40:41,162 --> 00:40:42,440 Up on the left 511 00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:43,993 is the infamous Bridgehead Mansion, 512 00:40:44,027 --> 00:40:45,822 former home of the late legendary director, 513 00:40:45,857 --> 00:40:47,410 Igor O'Coolich. 514 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,963 I'm gonna let you guys in 515 00:40:48,998 --> 00:40:51,621 on a little Buddy Fun Bus Tour secret. 516 00:40:51,656 --> 00:40:55,142 The property is apparently on the market 517 00:40:55,176 --> 00:40:57,282 so if you've got, oh, look at this. 518 00:40:57,316 --> 00:41:00,388 It looks like his grandson, Tod, pulling in. 519 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,701 What a treat. 520 00:41:02,736 --> 00:41:06,153 Up next, where George Clooney takes his dry cleaning. 521 00:41:06,187 --> 00:41:08,224 You guys ready to see that? 522 00:41:58,585 --> 00:42:00,414 - Here, let me give you some light. 523 00:42:03,969 --> 00:42:06,040 - She's not responding. 524 00:42:06,075 --> 00:42:07,697 - That's because she's asleep. 525 00:42:07,732 --> 00:42:09,043 See? 526 00:42:09,078 --> 00:42:10,079 She took some pills. 527 00:42:13,082 --> 00:42:14,566 What, what, hey. 528 00:42:14,601 --> 00:42:15,394 Come on, stop. 529 00:42:15,429 --> 00:42:16,257 You look upset. 530 00:42:19,606 --> 00:42:20,710 She's fine, man. 531 00:42:22,401 --> 00:42:23,195 Really. 532 00:42:23,230 --> 00:42:24,058 She just, 533 00:42:25,059 --> 00:42:26,164 she had a rough night. 534 00:42:28,097 --> 00:42:29,201 Know what that's like? 535 00:42:31,894 --> 00:42:33,551 Have some pills, get knocked out. 536 00:42:37,727 --> 00:42:41,489 What were you doing in here, anyway? 537 00:42:41,524 --> 00:42:43,181 - Can't paint the windows if they're closed. 538 00:42:43,215 --> 00:42:44,078 - Oh, well just say the word 539 00:42:44,113 --> 00:42:45,355 and we'll get them open. 540 00:42:45,390 --> 00:42:47,254 - Well, I tried to knock but nobody answered. 541 00:42:47,288 --> 00:42:48,393 - Hey, check this out. 542 00:42:50,015 --> 00:42:50,809 Right? 543 00:42:50,844 --> 00:42:51,638 How sweet is that? 544 00:42:51,672 --> 00:42:52,500 - You threw me a gun? 545 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:54,882 - It's an antique. 546 00:42:54,917 --> 00:42:57,367 My grandpa brought it over from Russia. 547 00:42:57,402 --> 00:42:59,024 - And why, why would you do that? 548 00:42:59,991 --> 00:43:01,026 - Ever since he died, 549 00:43:01,061 --> 00:43:02,372 she keeps it beside her bed. 550 00:43:02,407 --> 00:43:04,789 I don't know, I guess it makes her feel safe. 551 00:43:04,823 --> 00:43:06,514 - No, why would you throw me a gun? 552 00:43:06,549 --> 00:43:07,308 I mean, it could've been, 553 00:43:07,343 --> 00:43:08,240 it could be loaded. 554 00:43:08,275 --> 00:43:09,517 - Shit, it could be loaded! 555 00:43:11,243 --> 00:43:13,383 No one's loaded it in years. 556 00:43:14,350 --> 00:43:15,869 - How do you know? 557 00:43:15,903 --> 00:43:16,939 - 'Cause I know Judy. 558 00:43:19,182 --> 00:43:20,114 It's just for show. 559 00:43:27,708 --> 00:43:28,571 Shh. 560 00:43:37,856 --> 00:43:39,478 You're lucky she likes her pills. 561 00:43:40,928 --> 00:43:42,861 Going in her room like that, uninvited. 562 00:43:45,381 --> 00:43:47,417 Don't let her catch you doing that again. 563 00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:27,216 - 911, what is your emergency? 564 00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:28,079 Hello? 565 00:44:30,737 --> 00:44:31,876 Are you there? 566 00:44:33,843 --> 00:44:35,431 How can I help you? 567 00:44:37,571 --> 00:44:39,090 Hello? 568 00:45:12,433 --> 00:45:13,538 - Come on in. 569 00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:25,930 - Hey! 570 00:45:52,025 --> 00:45:53,647 - That kick really hurt. 571 00:45:54,993 --> 00:45:56,892 - It's your fault for pulling me in. 572 00:45:58,617 --> 00:45:59,791 - Tell that to my kids 573 00:45:59,826 --> 00:46:01,931 when they come out with two heads. 574 00:46:03,864 --> 00:46:05,452 - Who are you having kids with? 575 00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:08,317 - You. 576 00:46:10,526 --> 00:46:12,804 - I'm serious, it's on my vision board. 577 00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:13,667 - Your what? 578 00:46:15,462 --> 00:46:17,291 What's a vision board? 579 00:46:27,439 --> 00:46:28,924 What is it? 580 00:46:28,958 --> 00:46:30,995 - It's all the things I hope come true. 581 00:46:32,513 --> 00:46:33,687 Stuff I want this year. 582 00:46:35,344 --> 00:46:36,207 - Have any? 583 00:46:39,279 --> 00:46:40,107 - Some. 584 00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:44,111 This is grandpa and me. 585 00:46:46,907 --> 00:46:48,771 And, uh, see? 586 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,981 - What, that's us? - It could be. 587 00:46:52,016 --> 00:46:54,190 We just need to tape our faces over theirs. 588 00:46:58,091 --> 00:46:58,919 - Tod! 589 00:47:02,785 --> 00:47:04,925 Tod, it went great. 590 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,375 People actually called in today. 591 00:47:06,409 --> 00:47:09,102 - Well, that, that's great! - I know! 592 00:47:09,136 --> 00:47:09,930 - It is great. 593 00:47:09,965 --> 00:47:11,035 The guys just called. 594 00:47:11,069 --> 00:47:12,243 They want you to come to dinner. 595 00:47:12,277 --> 00:47:13,485 You too, Tod. 596 00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:14,762 - Why me? 597 00:47:14,797 --> 00:47:17,282 - To thank you for being so helpful. 598 00:47:17,317 --> 00:47:18,145 Who's this? 599 00:47:21,045 --> 00:47:22,425 - Hallie, this is Barb. 600 00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:23,737 She produces Judy's show. 601 00:47:27,223 --> 00:47:28,052 - Pool warm? 602 00:47:29,432 --> 00:47:30,813 - Uh, yeah. 603 00:47:34,299 --> 00:47:35,404 - Well, I guess we now know 604 00:47:35,438 --> 00:47:37,337 why Lani needed a ride home. 605 00:47:37,371 --> 00:47:38,200 Where's Judy? 606 00:47:43,999 --> 00:47:47,278 - The cops are here. 607 00:47:47,312 --> 00:47:48,141 - For you? 608 00:47:50,453 --> 00:47:52,110 I was just kidding. 609 00:47:52,145 --> 00:47:54,112 What are the cops here for? 610 00:47:54,147 --> 00:47:55,251 What the fu... 611 00:48:01,809 --> 00:48:03,259 Can I help you? 612 00:48:03,294 --> 00:48:05,192 - Is everything okay here, sir? 613 00:48:05,227 --> 00:48:07,298 - Yeah, I think so, why? 614 00:48:07,332 --> 00:48:08,161 - A 911 call. 615 00:48:09,334 --> 00:48:11,405 - I'm sorry. 616 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,476 My, uh, my grandmother's an actress. 617 00:48:13,511 --> 00:48:15,582 As you can imagine, she can be very dramatic. 618 00:48:15,616 --> 00:48:18,481 She does things like this to make us worry. 619 00:48:18,516 --> 00:48:19,897 - And is she here? 620 00:48:20,794 --> 00:48:22,002 - Well, that's my point. 621 00:48:22,037 --> 00:48:23,831 She probably made the call and left. 622 00:48:24,971 --> 00:48:27,490 She must've left when I was in the pool. 623 00:48:27,525 --> 00:48:28,422 The painter might have seen her. 624 00:48:28,457 --> 00:48:29,803 He's got all the best views. 625 00:48:29,837 --> 00:48:30,700 Hey, Jake. 626 00:48:32,771 --> 00:48:34,014 Did you see Judy leave? 627 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:36,948 - No. 628 00:48:38,777 --> 00:48:39,813 - Are you sure? 629 00:48:43,334 --> 00:48:45,508 - Does she have a cell phone? 630 00:48:45,543 --> 00:48:47,407 - Uh, yeah, she does. 631 00:48:47,441 --> 00:48:48,649 It's me, usually. 632 00:48:48,684 --> 00:48:50,375 I handle all her personal affairs. 633 00:48:51,998 --> 00:48:53,654 - Whenever she gets back, she should call us 634 00:48:53,689 --> 00:48:55,104 so we can mark it as a false alarm. 635 00:48:55,139 --> 00:48:56,623 - Yeah, of course, of course. 636 00:48:56,657 --> 00:48:59,557 Oh, and hey, sorry, I'm so sorry for wasting your time. 637 00:48:59,591 --> 00:49:00,834 - No problem. 638 00:49:00,868 --> 00:49:01,973 - And drive safe. 639 00:49:20,716 --> 00:49:23,029 - Where'd she go? - How should I know? 640 00:49:24,202 --> 00:49:26,239 - She doesn't tell you when she's leaving? 641 00:49:26,273 --> 00:49:27,481 - Yeah, usually she has to. 642 00:49:27,516 --> 00:49:29,104 I'm the one that takes her. 643 00:49:29,138 --> 00:49:30,312 I, I don't know. 644 00:49:30,346 --> 00:49:32,003 I guess she, I guess she took a cab. 645 00:49:33,108 --> 00:49:34,523 - Well, we need to find her. 646 00:49:35,662 --> 00:49:37,284 - Maybe she doesn't wanna be found. 647 00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:41,323 - Tod, she has to be at that dinner. 648 00:49:41,357 --> 00:49:43,463 - Well, I bet that's exactly why she left. 649 00:49:44,636 --> 00:49:46,086 Listen, we were just about to eat. 650 00:49:47,156 --> 00:49:48,433 You wanna join us? 651 00:49:48,468 --> 00:49:49,572 I made sandwiches. 652 00:49:53,783 --> 00:49:54,612 - No. 653 00:49:57,546 --> 00:49:59,341 Enjoy your sandwich. 654 00:50:03,759 --> 00:50:04,587 - What? 655 00:50:06,072 --> 00:50:07,314 I wasn't trying to be mean. 656 00:50:07,349 --> 00:50:09,282 It looks like she doesn't even care. 657 00:50:09,316 --> 00:50:11,870 - I don't believe that. 658 00:50:11,905 --> 00:50:13,079 - This is Judy's life, 659 00:50:13,113 --> 00:50:14,666 and all she thinks about is that show. 660 00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:18,808 - I just think she still likes you. 661 00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:22,881 - Come to dinner. 662 00:50:24,090 --> 00:50:24,952 Be my date. 663 00:50:25,815 --> 00:50:26,885 Um, I'm so sorry. 664 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:27,955 Judy sends her regards. 665 00:50:27,990 --> 00:50:29,026 She couldn't make it. 666 00:50:31,718 --> 00:50:32,581 - Lucky you. 667 00:50:34,514 --> 00:50:36,447 We certainly underestimated the intelligence 668 00:50:36,481 --> 00:50:38,000 of our audience. 669 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,657 - Who knew that they'd appreciate 670 00:50:39,691 --> 00:50:41,279 a hot girl in a vintage dress. 671 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,316 - Instead of a vintage actress. 672 00:50:43,350 --> 00:50:44,593 - Well, we like what we see, 673 00:50:44,627 --> 00:50:45,904 so what we want you to keep doin' it. 674 00:50:45,939 --> 00:50:46,871 - Yeah. 675 00:50:46,905 --> 00:50:47,837 Today's call center numbers 676 00:50:47,872 --> 00:50:49,391 were the best we had in months. 677 00:50:49,425 --> 00:50:50,357 - Yeah. 678 00:50:50,392 --> 00:50:51,669 Which is not saying much, 679 00:50:51,703 --> 00:50:53,740 considering they've been in the toilet. 680 00:50:53,774 --> 00:50:55,535 - Well, key word there being been. 681 00:50:57,123 --> 00:50:59,435 - All I can say is, what if today was a fluke? 682 00:51:00,471 --> 00:51:02,507 I mean-- - Actually, um... 683 00:51:04,509 --> 00:51:05,717 - What? - No, never mind. 684 00:51:05,752 --> 00:51:06,615 Go ahead. 685 00:51:06,649 --> 00:51:07,857 - Spit it out. 686 00:51:07,892 --> 00:51:09,100 - Well, it's just a thought. 687 00:51:09,135 --> 00:51:09,928 - And we like thoughts. 688 00:51:09,963 --> 00:51:10,964 So does Barb. 689 00:51:13,139 --> 00:51:14,864 Especially when they're good ones. 690 00:51:18,144 --> 00:51:20,111 - Well, I think we should be confident 691 00:51:20,146 --> 00:51:21,457 about the fact that this is the start 692 00:51:21,492 --> 00:51:23,114 of something epic and new. 693 00:51:23,149 --> 00:51:25,737 - And it could be. - No, it is. 694 00:51:25,772 --> 00:51:27,739 - That's the kind of attitude we need 695 00:51:27,774 --> 00:51:29,224 with the. 696 00:51:29,258 --> 00:51:31,674 - And shouldn't Lani have a say in what she wears? 697 00:51:32,813 --> 00:51:34,125 Still from Judy's closet, but picked out 698 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,264 by the host herself. 699 00:51:36,472 --> 00:51:37,301 - Tod. 700 00:51:40,062 --> 00:51:41,236 I'm sitting right here. 701 00:51:41,270 --> 00:51:42,892 Who the fuck do you think you are? 702 00:51:50,831 --> 00:51:51,625 - Um... 703 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,801 Sorry. 704 00:51:54,835 --> 00:51:56,216 Uh, I'm gonna use the restroom. 705 00:51:56,251 --> 00:51:57,079 Excuse me. 706 00:52:13,233 --> 00:52:14,683 Hello? 707 00:52:14,717 --> 00:52:16,719 No, no, I can't... 708 00:52:16,754 --> 00:52:18,721 I'm sorry, that was fucking, that was bullshit. 709 00:52:18,756 --> 00:52:20,378 She can't do... 710 00:52:20,413 --> 00:52:21,655 I'm not a fucking child! 711 00:52:21,690 --> 00:52:24,002 Like, no, I'm not coming back. 712 00:52:24,037 --> 00:52:25,763 Can you just, can you call, 713 00:52:25,797 --> 00:52:28,352 call Jacob to give you a ride or something? 714 00:56:41,121 --> 00:56:44,711 Fuck. 715 00:57:07,182 --> 00:57:08,010 Oh! 716 00:57:16,950 --> 00:57:18,020 - What are you doing? 717 00:57:20,575 --> 00:57:22,680 - I was looking for the cat. 718 00:57:22,715 --> 00:57:24,924 He, uh, he got out when I left. 719 00:57:30,377 --> 00:57:31,171 Let me get changed. 720 00:57:31,206 --> 00:57:32,345 I'll give you a ride. 721 00:57:32,379 --> 00:57:33,657 - Actually, Tod... 722 00:58:26,710 --> 00:58:27,538 - What's up? 723 00:58:28,712 --> 00:58:30,127 - Your hand on my leg. 724 00:58:31,266 --> 00:58:32,370 You wanted her to see. 725 00:58:35,132 --> 00:58:36,582 - So what if I did? 726 00:58:38,584 --> 00:58:41,241 - I thought you didn't wanna hurt her feelings. 727 00:58:42,242 --> 00:58:43,071 - Maybe now I do. 728 00:58:47,593 --> 00:58:50,181 - Well, I don't like being used. 729 00:58:50,216 --> 00:58:51,113 - I won't use you. 730 00:58:52,943 --> 00:58:54,323 No being used, no drama. 731 00:58:58,086 --> 00:58:59,674 How about I help you instead? 732 00:59:03,816 --> 00:59:04,989 - Help me how? 733 00:59:38,298 --> 00:59:40,991 - Why do you always have to perv on my friends? 734 00:59:43,372 --> 00:59:44,201 - Nice choice. 735 00:59:45,064 --> 00:59:46,617 - Yeah, I think so, too. 736 00:59:46,652 --> 00:59:47,929 I mean, you picked it out-- 737 00:59:47,963 --> 00:59:49,137 - Fuck! - What? 738 00:59:49,171 --> 00:59:50,000 - Gardener. 739 00:59:52,243 --> 00:59:53,072 Hi. 740 00:59:54,176 --> 00:59:55,384 You're early. 741 00:59:57,041 --> 00:59:57,904 - Lost some clients. 742 00:59:57,939 --> 01:00:00,458 Uh, is that a problem? 743 01:00:00,493 --> 01:00:01,390 - Uh, not really. 744 01:00:01,425 --> 01:00:02,633 It's just, I have to go. 745 01:00:02,668 --> 01:00:04,497 - Well, that's all right. 746 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,672 - No, it's, it's not. 747 01:00:08,570 --> 01:00:09,571 - So then, what? 748 01:00:10,848 --> 01:00:12,816 You want me to come back? 749 01:00:12,850 --> 01:00:14,231 - Is that all right? 750 01:00:14,265 --> 01:00:16,095 - Do I have a choice, señor? 751 01:00:17,959 --> 01:00:20,409 - I guess not, if you don't wanna lose another client. 752 01:00:22,515 --> 01:00:23,516 - No problem, señor. 753 01:00:39,221 --> 01:00:41,707 - I have to stay. - What, why? 754 01:00:41,741 --> 01:00:43,191 What happened? 755 01:00:43,225 --> 01:00:46,919 - Until Jacob's done, the garden can be left alone, okay? 756 01:00:46,953 --> 01:00:49,266 So can you, you can take the car. 757 01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:50,785 Can you drop Hallie off? 758 01:00:50,819 --> 01:00:52,234 And, um, have a great show-- 759 01:00:52,269 --> 01:00:54,685 - Yeah, but you're being very weird. 760 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:55,755 - I'm not being weird. 761 01:00:56,929 --> 01:00:57,861 Are you nervous? 762 01:00:58,965 --> 01:00:59,897 Don't be nervous. 763 01:00:59,932 --> 01:01:02,520 Hey, you're gonna be great. 764 01:01:02,555 --> 01:01:04,005 Break a leg, all right? 765 01:01:05,454 --> 01:01:07,008 - Okay. - Okay, hurry up. 766 01:01:07,042 --> 01:01:08,216 Don't be late. 767 01:04:37,701 --> 01:04:40,290 - Hey, you took my van. 768 01:04:41,532 --> 01:04:42,326 - Do you mind? 769 01:04:42,361 --> 01:04:43,396 I had to be somewhere. 770 01:04:43,431 --> 01:04:44,673 - You should ask. 771 01:04:45,916 --> 01:04:49,609 - I tried, but your headphones. 772 01:04:51,991 --> 01:04:53,993 - How'd you know where to find the keys? 773 01:05:00,482 --> 01:05:02,933 - Kind of obvious, don't you think? 774 01:05:02,968 --> 01:05:05,246 - No, I don't. 775 01:05:09,422 --> 01:05:10,596 - Well, I'm back now. 776 01:05:11,804 --> 01:05:12,978 If you've got a problem, 777 01:05:13,012 --> 01:05:14,945 you're welcome to take it up with Judy. 778 01:05:17,741 --> 01:05:19,743 - I found this under her bed. 779 01:05:24,196 --> 01:05:25,922 I thought you said it was never loaded. 780 01:05:28,027 --> 01:05:29,132 - I guess I was wrong. 781 01:05:30,996 --> 01:05:31,858 No, keep it. 782 01:05:35,069 --> 01:05:36,725 - What's with the gloves? 783 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:40,591 - Oh, I like 'em. 784 01:05:40,626 --> 01:05:41,868 Feel like I'm James Hunt. 785 01:05:42,835 --> 01:05:43,629 Do you know James Hunt? 786 01:05:43,663 --> 01:05:44,492 He was very famous. 787 01:05:46,183 --> 01:05:47,426 No, probably not. 788 01:05:47,460 --> 01:05:49,773 Probably too classy for you. 789 01:05:51,982 --> 01:05:53,742 - When's she coming back? - Who? 790 01:05:53,777 --> 01:05:54,571 - Judy. 791 01:06:08,274 --> 01:06:09,517 I fucking quit. 792 01:06:11,415 --> 01:06:12,347 - You quit? 793 01:06:13,521 --> 01:06:14,971 Who fucking quits? 794 01:06:48,694 --> 01:06:49,522 David. 795 01:06:52,387 --> 01:06:53,216 - Hiya, Tod. 796 01:06:54,527 --> 01:06:55,908 Good to see you. - Yeah. 797 01:06:57,289 --> 01:06:58,704 - Listen, here's the money. 798 01:06:59,670 --> 01:07:00,775 Do me a favor. 799 01:07:00,809 --> 01:07:02,259 We're gonna be switching routes next week 800 01:07:02,294 --> 01:07:04,468 so if you could make the drive up, like, 30 minutes later. 801 01:07:04,503 --> 01:07:05,711 - Mm-hm. - That would be great. 802 01:07:05,745 --> 01:07:07,368 And listen, hey, if Judy's in the car, 803 01:07:07,402 --> 01:07:09,680 hey, if Judy's in the car 804 01:07:09,715 --> 01:07:10,819 double the money next time. 805 01:07:10,854 --> 01:07:11,682 - Sure. 806 01:07:16,791 --> 01:07:17,619 - Brat. 807 01:07:22,797 --> 01:07:23,936 Them people, I tell ya. 808 01:07:58,143 --> 01:07:59,661 - Detective Rowan. 809 01:08:01,870 --> 01:08:02,699 - Hi. 810 01:08:04,114 --> 01:08:05,978 Uh, thanks for coming. 811 01:08:06,012 --> 01:08:07,600 Come, come right in. 812 01:08:07,635 --> 01:08:09,085 This way. - Okay. 813 01:09:03,484 --> 01:09:04,933 - What happened to your face? 814 01:09:07,281 --> 01:09:08,109 - It was Jake. 815 01:09:10,491 --> 01:09:11,354 I don't know why. 816 01:09:12,424 --> 01:09:14,426 - You must've done something to upset him. 817 01:09:16,738 --> 01:09:18,257 - Has he ever hit you? 818 01:09:18,292 --> 01:09:21,571 - No. 819 01:09:21,605 --> 01:09:23,262 He barely even talks. 820 01:09:25,506 --> 01:09:26,679 - He talks to me. 821 01:09:27,542 --> 01:09:29,199 - Only because you hired him. 822 01:09:30,614 --> 01:09:32,789 Other than that, he thinks you're pretty strange. 823 01:09:36,033 --> 01:09:36,965 - I'm not strange. 824 01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:39,761 - Yes, you are. 825 01:09:39,796 --> 01:09:40,797 You threw him a gun. 826 01:09:43,869 --> 01:09:44,835 - I'm sorry, what? 827 01:09:45,940 --> 01:09:46,872 - Judy's gun. 828 01:09:48,011 --> 01:09:49,875 You threw it at him and told him to catch. 829 01:09:52,153 --> 01:09:54,845 - Who the fuck plays catch with a gun? 830 01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,433 - You're so full of shit. 831 01:09:58,124 --> 01:09:58,918 - What the fuck? 832 01:09:58,953 --> 01:09:59,850 How does he even know 833 01:09:59,885 --> 01:10:00,989 that gun exists? - Tod, Tod. 834 01:10:01,024 --> 01:10:02,336 - Is he going through Judy's stuff? 835 01:10:02,370 --> 01:10:03,199 - Don't. 836 01:10:12,518 --> 01:10:13,347 - Barbara. 837 01:10:16,591 --> 01:10:17,420 Barb. 838 01:10:24,047 --> 01:10:24,875 Barbara. 839 01:10:27,533 --> 01:10:29,570 I need to talk to you. 840 01:10:32,055 --> 01:10:32,883 - So talk. 841 01:10:35,369 --> 01:10:36,473 - Can we go somewhere, 842 01:10:38,130 --> 01:10:39,476 can we go somewhere private? 843 01:10:44,619 --> 01:10:46,690 - What happened to your face? 844 01:10:46,725 --> 01:10:48,209 Somebody get to you before me? 845 01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:06,089 Tod. 846 01:11:13,648 --> 01:11:14,649 - Something's wrong. 847 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,208 Something's, 848 01:11:22,243 --> 01:11:23,520 something's wrong. 849 01:11:23,555 --> 01:11:25,073 I don't know, I... 850 01:11:27,559 --> 01:11:29,112 - What? 851 01:11:29,146 --> 01:11:30,286 What happened? 852 01:11:32,564 --> 01:11:33,772 Tod. 853 01:11:33,806 --> 01:11:36,395 - Can I come home with you please? 854 01:11:39,260 --> 01:11:40,468 Can I? 855 01:11:40,503 --> 01:11:43,644 I don't, I just don't know what's happened. 856 01:11:48,027 --> 01:11:49,063 - Okay, okay. 857 01:11:52,169 --> 01:11:53,516 - I just, I need, 858 01:11:53,550 --> 01:11:56,139 I just need to talk to someone. 859 01:11:59,591 --> 01:12:00,350 Gah. 860 01:18:03,023 --> 01:18:04,783 - Let's go. 861 01:18:52,348 --> 01:18:54,005 - How did you do it? 862 01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:09,779 - What do you mean? 863 01:19:11,367 --> 01:19:12,851 - Spill the beans, Tod. 864 01:19:14,819 --> 01:19:15,647 - Is it loaded? 865 01:19:23,310 --> 01:19:26,002 - Thought I had all your little schemes figured out. 866 01:19:28,142 --> 01:19:29,937 - His sperm was inside of her, Lani. 867 01:19:37,048 --> 01:19:38,290 - So she was fucking him. 868 01:19:42,294 --> 01:19:43,468 - Use your imagination. 869 01:19:47,575 --> 01:19:49,819 - Still, you should've told me. 870 01:19:55,445 --> 01:19:57,723 - Mystery is an actor's only friend. 871 01:20:15,672 --> 01:20:17,571 Let's go get that deer. 872 01:21:44,416 --> 01:21:46,073 - What do you think? 873 01:21:50,767 --> 01:21:52,045 - You look good. 874 01:22:00,985 --> 01:22:02,676 - Come on, let's go. 875 01:22:36,123 --> 01:22:40,334 ♪ You, you're all I see 876 01:22:40,369 --> 01:22:42,958 ♪ You should stay with me 877 01:22:42,992 --> 01:22:47,376 ♪ While I wander through my mind alone ♪ 878 01:22:47,410 --> 01:22:50,137 ♪ Like I've always been 879 01:22:50,172 --> 01:22:55,177 ♪ I could never be anywhere but here with you ♪ 880 01:22:57,524 --> 01:23:00,009 ♪ Dreaming 881 01:23:00,044 --> 01:23:04,980 ♪ Of all the colors of the washed up sun ♪ 882 01:23:07,085 --> 01:23:12,090 ♪ Disappear in laughing 883 01:23:16,060 --> 01:23:21,065 ♪ 'Cause after all it's only nothing ♪ 884 01:23:25,517 --> 01:23:28,900 ♪ After all it's only nothin' 885 01:23:28,934 --> 01:23:33,180 ♪ Safe as though sound asleep 886 01:23:33,215 --> 01:23:36,632 ♪ With the mystery and the darkness ♪ 887 01:23:36,666 --> 01:23:40,705 ♪ You're my only friend 888 01:23:40,739 --> 01:23:42,948 ♪ Though I cannot see 889 01:23:42,983 --> 01:23:45,434 ♪ In between the sheets 890 01:23:45,468 --> 01:23:50,335 ♪ Everything I do for you 891 01:23:50,370 --> 01:23:52,648 ♪ Dreaming 892 01:23:52,682 --> 01:23:57,687 ♪ Of all the colors of our washed out sun ♪ 893 01:23:59,896 --> 01:24:04,832 ♪ Disappear in laughing 894 01:24:09,113 --> 01:24:14,083 ♪ 'Cause after all it's only nothin' ♪ 895 01:24:18,467 --> 01:24:22,298 ♪ After all it's only nothin' 896 01:24:47,358 --> 01:24:52,363 ♪ After all it's only nothin' 897 01:24:57,195 --> 01:25:02,131 ♪ After all it's only nothin' 898 01:25:06,446 --> 01:25:11,451 ♪ 'Cause after all it's only nothin' ♪ 899 01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:20,494 ♪ 'Cause after all it's only nothin' ♪ 58172

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