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40...
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40.
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"Hi. I'm 40."
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"How old are you, Ricky?"
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"Oh, I'm 40."
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"Nah, nah, Ricky can't be 40."
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"Rick is 40."
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"Macho, cool Rick.
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He's 40."
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"40-year-old Rick."
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Yeah.
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40 seems so old.
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Totally,
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but Papi's
in great shape.
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Agreed.
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A perfect
40-year-old specimen.
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"I'm a professional
ball player."
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Powww!
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Thanks, Mir.
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No problem.
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I hope we're doing
the right thing.
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I know.
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We are.
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Daddy needs our help.
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We have our strategy,
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we have our
talking points,
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and we have each other.
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Let's do this.
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Go, team!
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Oh!
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Buenos días, chicas.
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Must have been some game.
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You look really overdressed
for bingo, Abuela.
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There was dancing!
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Was it The Forbidden Dance?
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Did you sleep
at bingo, Abuela?
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I did.
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The game ran late.
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There were cots,
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and now I'm going upstairs
to change.
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Ay caramba.
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Feliz cumpleaños,¡
ringo.g
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Ah, gracias , Rosa.
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Worst accent ever.
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What are you wearing?
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Sequins.
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That's an interesting
choice
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for 8:00 a.m.
on a Saturday.
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That's why I'm here.
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I don't want it to happen
again.
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It's not that bad.
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I mean,
it's a little form-fitting,
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but, you know...
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scuchame.E
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Listen.
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I do not want
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to have to do
the walk of shame
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in front
of my granddaughters
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if I feel
like staying out late.
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What are you saying?
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I am finding my own place.
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It's time.
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Oh, ho-ho-ho! Nope.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Not happening.
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I do not accept
your resignation.
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I need you.
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They need you.
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I can't do it
without you.
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You know, soon they're going
to be dating...
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and boys...
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and more dating and make-up
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and prom dresses
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and then they're going
to want to drive...
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cars!
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Cars and boys!
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Obviously, nuh-uh.
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You're not going anywhere.
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Watch me.
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No, this has got to be
the worst birthday ever.
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Happy Birthday,
Daddy!
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Oh! Best
birthday ever!
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Make a wish, Daddy.
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Don't leave.
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Wishes are meant
to be secret,
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but we're not going
anywhere.
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Oh, my life is over.
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Don't be silly,
Papi.
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Well, I mean,
you're old,
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but not that old.
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Life expectancy
is climbing, Daddy.
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You've got plenty of time.
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Oh.
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Today is the first day
of the rest of your life.
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Bye, all.
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Oh-ho-ho...
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Wait. What's with the nod?
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It's go time.
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Oh.
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Daddy, we have
to talk to you.
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It's important. Muy.
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What up, my pretty posse?
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What? I can't say that?
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Which part?
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Both parts.
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"What up" and "pretty posse".
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Both.
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Okay. Okay, I got it.
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What's going on?
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It's your
40th birthday
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and you're not getting
any younger.
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We've seen the Rogaine.
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And the last
shred of dignity
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bites the dust.
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Another no
on "bites the dust".
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Oh.
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Daddy, we want you
to be happy.
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We want you
to fall in love.
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We also want you
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to get a haircut,
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lose the "dad jeans",
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and buy a blue blazer.
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Wow. Wow.
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It's going to be a busy day,
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and, you know,
I don't wear "dad jeans".
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It's been three years
since mom died.
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You need
to get out there.
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I met your mom
in the ninth grade.
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I don't even know
where "out there" is.
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She was my girl.
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As hard as it is
to imagine,
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there are
other girls...
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maybe not like Mom,
but there are.
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Plenty of fish.
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Yeah, okay, okay.
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Yeah, I got it, I got it.
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I got it.
I hear you. Okay.
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Whoo.
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Wait.
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What's your take-away, Daddy?
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Eight-year-olds don't say
"What's your take-away?"
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That's my take-away!
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Now, go deliver a TED Talk
or something.
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I'm going to go brush my teeth
and put on my Rogaine.
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I think that went well.
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What?
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Ugh.
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Gigi?
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I'm fairly certain
these belong to you.
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Why are they in here?
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They're at a spa retreat
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from their high-stress,
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yet fulfilling
executive positions
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at Fortune 500 companies.
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They were taking a Jacuzzi,
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and later,
they have Pilates.
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Right. Makes perfect sense.
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It's important
to work hard,
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but they also
have to relax.
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Everyone's so scheduled
these days,
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we all just need
to slow down.
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Of course.
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Carry on.
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Wow.
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You see that one, Isabella?
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And she might be our easiest.
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How am I going
to raise our girls on my own?
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You don't have to.
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Focus on the ball.
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Keep your head in the game.
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Focus on the ball.
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Focus.
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Still here.
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What-- What--
What is going on?
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What is going on?
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You talk to me
all the time.
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Today, I answered.
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No biggie.
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No biggie?
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Oh, ho-ho,
au contraire ,
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no, it's-- it's
an enormous b-biggie,
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mainly because I--
I'm sitting on my bathtub
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talking to my dead wife.
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Sorry.
Forgot their juice cleanser.
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And early-onset dementia
is upon us...
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Happy birthday, boss.
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Whatever.
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-Really?
-I'm in a mood.
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Yes, I see that.
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It's very endearing.
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How about a "Hey, Steph,
how's school going?"
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Ah, I'm sorry.
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How's it going, Steph?
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Well, since you asked,
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I should have my Ph.D.
in clinical sports psychology
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in, oh, about eight years.
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Come on,
don't be dramatic.
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Try four.
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Has my brother come in yet?
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Uh, yeah.
He's in the locker room.
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Could you go get him
for me, please?
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-No.
-Excuse me?
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Ricky, he's in
the locker room.
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The men's locker room!
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Right,
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and it's Rick...
from now on.
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Okay.
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Rick.
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There he is!
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The birthday boss!
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He's right there.
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Sh-kk-powww!
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And may I just say
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how especially young you look
this morning.
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I'm going to stop you
right there.
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Not in the mood.
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Go get my brother for me.
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-Sure. Yeah.
-Please.
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Yeah, okay. Okay.
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All right.
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Whoo, someone's a little
Snippy McSnippersons
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this morning, huh?
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-Go on.
-Yeah, I'm going to get him now.
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Good. It's official.
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I've lost my mind
on my 40th birthday.
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Yay, me.
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We need to talk.
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No, I can't hear you.
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I can't hear you.
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I can't hear
my dead wife.
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The girls are right.
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It's time...
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Time you move on.
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Hey.
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I'm having
a medical thing.
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Why? What's going on?
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Do you see that?
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What?
239
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I hit my head
this morning.
240
00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,367
I... I feel strange.
241
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I'm seeing things.
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Maybe I have a brain tumor.
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Oh, well, sure,
yeah, that's it.
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Calm down.
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Kidding.
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All right,
on your feet, little brother.
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Dr. Bill is in the house.
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Oh!
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I'm not one of your patients.
I'm not five.
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Okay, okay.
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All right,
where'd you bang it?
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What, right there?
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Mm.
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Ow, that hurts my neck.
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Okay, uh,
how many fingers?
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Three.
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-Now?
-Two.
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-Now?
-One.
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-Now?
-Four.
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-Now?
-Look...
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Listen, I'm...
seeing things.
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What kind of things?
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Dead wife things.
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Stop!
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S-sorry.
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It's nothing. Just...
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I don't feel well.
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Uh, okay. Rick, um...
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Let's talk about stress.
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What's going on?
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Well, uh...
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this morning, Rosa,
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who you know I rely on
for every moment of every day,
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told me that she's moving out,
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and the girls
want me to start dating,
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00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:11,067
and as you
also know,
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today is my 40th birthday,
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and oh, right,
I use Rogaine.
279
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,070
Rick,
you don't have a brain tumor.
280
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,727
You're having "a day",
281
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,200
like Mom
likes to call it.
282
00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:24,467
I suggest
maybe going for a run
283
00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:26,103
or for a swim or a steam,
284
00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:27,667
or maybe some Xanax.
285
00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:30,727
Kidding.
286
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,130
Look, Jackie and I
were talking about you
287
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,400
this morning, and...
288
00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:38,527
and 40 is a big one.
289
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,470
I mean, that milestone
can be daunting,
290
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,273
especially alone.
291
00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:45,603
I have the girls and Rosa
and you and Jackie.
292
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,397
That's not enough.
293
00:11:47,467 --> 00:11:49,627
Look, I know life
hasn't been the same for you
294
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:52,230
since Isabella died,
295
00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:55,230
and probably will never be,
296
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:58,070
and that's normal,
297
00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:59,397
but the thing is,
298
00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:02,567
there are a lot
of happy memories ahead,
299
00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:07,103
and there will be love,
in the form of a woman.
300
00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:09,067
I know this,
301
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,500
and I guess
the girls do too.
302
00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,067
Ha, ha. Really.
303
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,473
I've got to tell you,
304
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:15,673
and don't think
I haven't thought about it,
305
00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:17,173
and as much as I do
think about it,
306
00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:19,303
it always ends the same way
with the same thought...
307
00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:22,497
I can't imagine
308
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,597
ever being as in love
309
00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:27,567
or happy or comfortable
with a woman
310
00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:29,733
like I was with Isabella.
311
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,270
Over 20 years,
312
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,603
my entire adult life.
313
00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,197
Look,
314
00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:39,297
stress, anxiety,
lack of sleep, dehydration,
315
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,767
they can all cause
hallucination,
316
00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:43,103
you know,
the "seeing" things.
317
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:46,397
The remedy, Rick, is life.
318
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,427
Get out there, man,
and live it.
319
00:12:58,300 --> 00:12:59,700
I hate you.
320
00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:02,367
I hate you too.
321
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:05,497
See you at 7:00.
322
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:06,627
What do you mean?
323
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:07,830
You know about
the surprise party?
324
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,170
They throw me one
every year.
325
00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:10,503
It's no longer a surprise.
326
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:12,833
I don't get it.
327
00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:18,197
I'm telling you,
you're not gonna bulk up.
328
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:20,667
You just need
to do cardio,
329
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:21,603
and then weights.
330
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:22,667
Okay.
331
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,130
Thanks.
332
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,800
Sorry I was cranky.
333
00:13:31,867 --> 00:13:33,627
I'm hoping you'll relax.
334
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,300
I put a shot of Cuervo
in there.
335
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:38,597
Of course I didn't.
336
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:39,667
Okay,
337
00:13:39,733 --> 00:13:41,373
you have a client
at 10:00,
338
00:13:41,433 --> 00:13:42,503
and then you're free
339
00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:43,597
to spend
the rest of your birthday
340
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,567
with your girls.
341
00:13:45,633 --> 00:13:47,703
So why are you cranky?
342
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,170
The girls want me
to start dating.
343
00:13:52,233 --> 00:13:53,233
Wow.
344
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,670
Wow! Wow!
345
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,803
That's a lot of wows, Steph.
346
00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:58,497
Mm.
Do you have a blue blazer?
347
00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:01,197
What is it
with the blue blazer?
348
00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:02,427
Very versatile.
349
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,300
Looks good with jeans
or slacks...
350
00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:07,367
khakis too, but no pleats.
351
00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:08,303
Smart girl.
352
00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:09,227
I hate pleats.
353
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:12,230
Got it. No pleats.
354
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:13,570
You think I can't date?
355
00:14:13,633 --> 00:14:14,873
I'm not the dating type?
356
00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:16,503
No, that's not it...
357
00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:17,767
at all.
358
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:18,933
Ricky,
359
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,527
I have worked for you
for two years,
360
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,400
and you haven't gone out
on one date,
361
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:25,197
at least that
I've known about.
362
00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:27,467
There's been no dating,
363
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,903
and we all can't be
as socially active as you,
364
00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,227
Steph.
365
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,870
A woman's got to kiss
a lot of frogs
366
00:14:32,933 --> 00:14:35,333
to meet a prince...
367
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,270
or a guy with a job...
368
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,273
or a car.
369
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:41,533
You are a catch.
370
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,100
Go on.
371
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:45,397
Well,
372
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:47,367
you're an ex-professional
baseball player,
373
00:14:47,433 --> 00:14:48,673
handsome, fit,
374
00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:50,833
you own
your own business,
375
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:54,330
and you have
a really nice house...
376
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,570
and you have
three amazing daughters.
377
00:14:56,633 --> 00:14:58,773
You're like
a killer whale
378
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:00,703
in a sea of plankton.
379
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:01,727
You're right.
380
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,670
I am a catch!
381
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,567
Guys, look what
I found on eBay.
382
00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:09,273
You were marked down
to $3.99,
383
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,973
and there are more
if we want 'em,
384
00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:14,267
like a whole warehouse full
of these things.
385
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,473
Way to go.
386
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:17,403
What?
387
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,200
Oh, I-- Uh, Ricky!
388
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,497
Boss, boss!
389
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:22,897
No, no. I'm sorry.
390
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:26,627
Shh.
391
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,970
Thank you all for coming.
392
00:15:38,433 --> 00:15:39,933
You will find
water bottles and fruit
393
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:42,467
on the credenza.
394
00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:43,773
That means dresser.
395
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:46,233
You always think
I don't know things.
396
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,600
Did you know it?
397
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,897
Maybe.
398
00:15:49,967 --> 00:15:51,927
Back to the task
at hand, please.
399
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:54,867
Look, he's never going
to do this on his own.
400
00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:56,773
We're going to take matters
into our own hands,
401
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,533
right here, right now.
402
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,800
I think we're right on target
with our strategy.
403
00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:03,267
We're going to need
a sign-up sheet, with columns,
404
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,673
for all of their information.
405
00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:06,973
I've taken the liberty
of printing some out.
406
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,727
Mirabel?
407
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,230
Mirabel!
408
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,630
He's at the wrong window.
409
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:18,370
You two are clearly
made for one another.
410
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,400
Hey, Cole.
411
00:16:23,467 --> 00:16:24,597
Hey, yourself.
412
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,327
We're doing a lemonade stand.
413
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,100
Come by.
414
00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:28,897
Will do, beautiful.
415
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,697
The "will do, beautiful"
is a little cheesy,
416
00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:35,667
don't you think?
417
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,403
You're just jealous.
418
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:39,067
Yes, I've always
wanted a boyfriend
419
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,370
who wears the same shirt
every day.
420
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,330
What could you possibly
be doing?
421
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,230
I'm trying to see
how I look,
422
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,330
like, upside down.
423
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,600
You know, to Cole,
424
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,797
when I'm leaning
out the window.
425
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:56,867
Not like Juliet on the balcony,
I can tell you that much.
426
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,373
Who?
427
00:16:58,433 --> 00:16:59,833
Above your pay grade.
428
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:02,070
You know what's above
your pay grade?
429
00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:03,567
A boyfriend.
430
00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:04,573
That's what.
431
00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,573
At least I have one.
432
00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:14,797
I'm sorry, Elisa.
433
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,827
Lo siento.
434
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:19,100
You'll find a boyfriend,
I promise.
435
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,627
How do you get one?
436
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:21,600
A boyfriend.
437
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,067
It's weird.
438
00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:24,373
They just come to me.
439
00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:25,303
Not helping.
440
00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:27,967
Boy lesson number one.
441
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:31,897
Don't be nice.
442
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,467
What? That's crazy.
443
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:34,773
Daddy always says
444
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:36,473
the thing
that attracted him to Mom
445
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,573
was that although
she was the smartest
446
00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:39,873
and most popular girl
in ninth grade,
447
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,333
she was also the nicest.
448
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,730
And you believed him?
449
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,830
Mom was hot.
450
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:44,800
Mom was nice.
451
00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:45,727
Well, I'm not.
452
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,970
Not with boys.
453
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,497
They like it when
you're mean to them,
454
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,397
ignore them,
and don't care.
455
00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:52,127
She may have a point.
456
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,400
Males of most species,
except for lions and eagles,
457
00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:56,067
like to hunt,
to chase.
458
00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:57,703
They like to prove
that they're Alpha.
459
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,670
Animal Planet. Hello.
460
00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:02,773
Okay, enough.
461
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:03,803
Task at hand,
462
00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:04,967
like the mini-genius said.
463
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,067
Task at hand.
464
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,230
Hey.
465
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,830
Hey, what's up
for this afternoon?
466
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:16,770
Batting practice?
467
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:18,433
Can't. We have plans.
468
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,670
On my birthday?
469
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:20,733
We're going to have
a lemonade stand.
470
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,930
To raise money. For charity.
471
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:24,497
Not for any other purpose
at all.
472
00:18:25,933 --> 00:18:26,833
Well, I guess
if it's for charity...
473
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,270
We need
your help, Papi.
474
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,903
Will you put together
the table in the rec room?
475
00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:31,227
Sure.
476
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,570
What exactly
are you raising money for?
477
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:34,533
Children in Sudan.
478
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,470
My school.
479
00:18:35,533 --> 00:18:37,073
A new sweater...
480
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,100
...for children in Sudan.
481
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,867
They need sweaters.
482
00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:45,103
Ah.
483
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,667
I see, I see.
484
00:18:46,733 --> 00:18:48,233
I need to go speak
to your grandmother.
485
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,930
I'll put the table together
afterwards, okay?
486
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,830
Really?
487
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,830
Sweaters in Sudan?
488
00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:07,133
The girls
are up to something.
489
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,670
I hope
it's not a surprise party.
490
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:09,703
Well, look around.
491
00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:10,597
We're having a party
for you.
492
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:11,667
It's no surprise.
493
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,133
Everyone will be here at 7:00.
494
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,830
Later, you eat. Not now.
495
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,700
I am making a very special
dinner for you.
496
00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:20,227
More like a last supper.
497
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,230
Oh, please, chico.
498
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,070
Rosa, don't leave.
499
00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:24,973
You know, if you move out,
there's no more family dinners.
500
00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:27,897
People who don't live together
can have dinner, Ricky.
501
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:28,827
You're a relatively
smart man.
502
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:29,770
You know this.
503
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:30,833
Yeah, yeah,
504
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,170
but what about movie night?
505
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:33,603
Game night?
506
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:35,127
Poker night? Hmm?
507
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,530
I want more "bingo" nights.
508
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,933
Can I ask you
a personal question?
509
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:43,797
Just a little Botox
around the eyes.
510
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:45,067
No, not about that,
511
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,300
and I know
it's not just Botox.
512
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:49,467
You want me to leave
before dinner?
513
00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:50,803
No, no. Sorry.
514
00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:52,427
You're gorgeous. You know this.
515
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,670
I do.
516
00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:54,703
It's just...
517
00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:55,627
I'm a little
freaked out,
518
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,830
and I wanted to ask you--
519
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,700
and don't think I'm crazy--
520
00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:01,097
but, um...
521
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:04,797
do you believe...
in spirits?
522
00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:06,027
Of course.
523
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:06,970
Of course?
524
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:08,433
I am Latina.
525
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,430
Did you not notice this?
526
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,600
Okay, okay.
527
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,527
Do you ever talk to them?
528
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,670
I do.
529
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:15,073
It's good for the soul.
530
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:18,573
I talk to my mother, my husband,
my daughter...
531
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,730
Okay.
532
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,870
Do they ever, um...
533
00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:26,233
I can't believe
I'm saying this out loud.
534
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:31,030
Do they ever talk back?
535
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:33,500
Uh-huh... Listen.
536
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,970
How can I put this?
537
00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,803
If a spirit comes to you,
it's because you need help.
538
00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:43,067
Your need calls to them,
539
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:44,873
and you definitely
need help, hijo.
540
00:20:44,933 --> 00:20:46,173
Go on.
541
00:20:46,233 --> 00:20:47,703
I'm listening.
542
00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:49,127
Well, it's not about
them. It's about you.
543
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,500
They only exist to guide us,
like our subconscious,
544
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:54,067
and they live here,
545
00:20:54,133 --> 00:20:56,873
right here.
546
00:20:56,933 --> 00:21:00,933
So are they, um, are they real?
547
00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:02,697
Oh, they are real to you,
548
00:21:02,767 --> 00:21:03,897
and that's all that matters.
549
00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:04,967
They exist for you,
550
00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:06,967
and not without you,
551
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,067
and the good part
is, hijo ,
552
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,100
they will come
if you need help.
553
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,067
What do I need help with?
554
00:21:20,733 --> 00:21:24,203
Seriously, seriously,
you have a list?
555
00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:26,697
Oh, I've been working on that
for some time.
556
00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:28,127
Listen, listen,
557
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,200
what if there was a way
that you could stay here
558
00:21:29,267 --> 00:21:30,227
but have your own place?
559
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,073
What if I built you
a guest house?
560
00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:35,127
Then I'd be a guest.
561
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,870
No. Now, just leave.
562
00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:38,073
Go on.
563
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,700
I am trying
to make dinner here.
564
00:21:39,767 --> 00:21:41,827
Man, there are some bossy women
in this house.
565
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,270
¡Ay!
566
00:21:50,733 --> 00:21:52,673
Happy Beer-day, dude!
567
00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:54,073
Hi.
568
00:21:54,067 --> 00:21:56,067
I think it's still "birthday",
Todd.
569
00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:57,697
Is it, though?
570
00:21:57,767 --> 00:22:01,327
I like a birthday,
but I prefer a beer day.
571
00:22:01,633 --> 00:22:03,073
No?
572
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,330
Am I wrong with this?
573
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,330
I mean, where would we be
without beer?
574
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,830
Not happy,
I can tell you that,
575
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:09,800
but you take birthdays away,
576
00:22:09,867 --> 00:22:13,897
and we just stay
young and hot.
577
00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:15,597
Is that the way
you see yourself?
578
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,567
Young and hot?
579
00:22:16,633 --> 00:22:18,073
I do.
580
00:22:18,067 --> 00:22:19,067
Okay.
581
00:22:19,067 --> 00:22:20,827
I, however, am 40 today.
582
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,070
No longer young.
583
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,200
No longer hot.
584
00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:26,627
No, dude, I get it.
585
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:27,700
So you've got
a few years on me.
586
00:22:27,767 --> 00:22:29,797
I know how that must feel,
587
00:22:29,867 --> 00:22:33,227
but if you take care
of yourself like I do,
588
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:34,300
you could get
the hot back.
589
00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:36,967
Ricky Cooper at 40,
gets the hot back.
590
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:41,930
Mm, help me out
with this table.
591
00:22:42,067 --> 00:22:42,967
I'm old and weak.
592
00:22:43,067 --> 00:22:43,867
Lemonade stand?
593
00:22:43,933 --> 00:22:45,633
You know it.
594
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,900
Our lives
are so predictable.
595
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,727
Well, my life became
a little less predictable
596
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,630
today.
597
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:51,600
Bring it.
598
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:56,200
The girls want me
to start dating.
599
00:22:58,133 --> 00:22:59,173
Whoa, whoa, wha...
600
00:22:59,233 --> 00:23:00,803
What's happening
over there?
601
00:23:00,867 --> 00:23:02,067
It looks like someone
just gave you a puppy.
602
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:05,730
Someone did, man,
someone just did.
603
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,870
Okay, okay, Todd, Todd...
604
00:23:08,933 --> 00:23:10,203
Todd, you're dancing.
605
00:23:10,267 --> 00:23:11,727
This is some danceworthy
news, my friend...
606
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,800
and I finish with a twirl.
607
00:23:13,867 --> 00:23:15,967
Okay, okay, enlighten me.
608
00:23:16,067 --> 00:23:18,827
This is just the opportunity
that we have been waiting for.
609
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:20,130
We?
610
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,600
The world,
my 40-year-old friend,
611
00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:23,627
is our oyster.
612
00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:24,700
Todd, you're married.
613
00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:27,097
You-- You have no oysters.
614
00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:29,067
Oh, but there's where
you're mistaken, Ricardo.
615
00:23:29,133 --> 00:23:30,173
From now on,
616
00:23:30,233 --> 00:23:32,073
from this moment
going forward,
617
00:23:32,133 --> 00:23:33,703
I get to live vicariously
through you.
618
00:23:33,767 --> 00:23:35,967
How-- How do you figure?
619
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:41,933
You are the king
of the world, my friend.
620
00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:44,627
Go forth and conquer...
621
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:45,770
a lot,
622
00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:47,173
and tell me about it...
623
00:23:47,233 --> 00:23:48,303
in detail.
624
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:50,900
You can't forget
the details.
625
00:23:50,967 --> 00:23:52,297
The details are of
the utmost importance.
626
00:23:52,367 --> 00:23:53,197
Copy that.
627
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,527
Utmost.
628
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,570
Uh, Todd, Todd?
629
00:23:55,633 --> 00:23:56,833
The table.
630
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:57,930
I just need you
to help me flip it over.
631
00:23:58,067 --> 00:23:59,067
-Right.
-Yeah.
632
00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:01,303
Never
do that twirl thing again.
633
00:24:01,367 --> 00:24:02,327
It was an impulse thing.
634
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,330
It was...
Yeah, kind of weird.
635
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,970
You know what?
636
00:24:05,067 --> 00:24:05,897
Hold the phone.
637
00:24:05,967 --> 00:24:08,967
We do not do manual labor.
638
00:24:10,067 --> 00:24:11,067
Kids!
639
00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:14,230
Cooper house, stat!
640
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:15,900
May I say
641
00:24:15,967 --> 00:24:17,727
one of the few perks
642
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,100
of having two kids
under the age of 15
643
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:22,127
is that I never have
to lift a finger again.
644
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:28,100
Okay, dudes,
your mission is as follows.
645
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,127
Grab the table,
turn it over,
646
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,400
take it to the garage.
647
00:24:30,467 --> 00:24:32,697
Cooper's Angels
are lemonade-ing it.
648
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:35,303
You know what?
Let's do this right.
649
00:24:35,367 --> 00:24:36,767
Go the extra mile.
650
00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:38,103
Grab a tablecloth
and throw it on there,
651
00:24:38,167 --> 00:24:39,197
maybe some flowers too.
652
00:24:39,267 --> 00:24:40,197
You can pick them
from our lawn,
653
00:24:40,267 --> 00:24:42,597
but do not tell your mother.
654
00:24:42,667 --> 00:24:43,927
Go!
655
00:24:52,733 --> 00:24:54,903
They're good kids.
656
00:24:54,967 --> 00:24:56,067
I don't understand.
657
00:24:56,067 --> 00:24:57,767
How do you get them
to do things?
658
00:24:57,833 --> 00:24:59,373
Elisa is the only one
that actually does anything.
659
00:24:59,433 --> 00:25:00,733
The other two,
forget about it.
660
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,130
Uh, it's a monetary thing.
661
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,100
I pay them...
662
00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:04,527
under the table,
663
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,300
and there is nothing wrong
with child labor,
664
00:25:06,367 --> 00:25:07,397
nothing wrong at all.
665
00:25:08,767 --> 00:25:09,797
Please don't tell Maggie.
666
00:25:09,867 --> 00:25:12,127
Todd! Todd!
667
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,370
They're picking
my flowers!
668
00:25:13,433 --> 00:25:15,273
King of the world,
my friend.
669
00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:16,533
Did you tell
them they could do that?
670
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,900
-Todd! Todd!
-King of the world.
671
00:25:18,967 --> 00:25:19,827
Todd,
where are you?
672
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:20,730
Coming!
673
00:25:30,367 --> 00:25:31,797
So, uh, Gigi,
674
00:25:31,867 --> 00:25:34,127
are you taking
recorder this year?
675
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,170
Violin.
676
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,200
Wow, you're so athletic.
677
00:25:41,267 --> 00:25:44,127
That's the best you got?
678
00:25:45,067 --> 00:25:47,797
Apparently, she knows
what to do with boys.
679
00:25:47,867 --> 00:25:50,067
What doesn't
she know?
680
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:53,073
Mom would be
so proud of her.
681
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,070
She would have been
very proud of you too.
682
00:25:59,133 --> 00:26:00,873
You're so caring
and nice.
683
00:26:00,933 --> 00:26:02,433
You take care of us.
684
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,230
What?
685
00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:06,600
You think
I don't notice?
686
00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:09,067
All right,
let's do this thing.
687
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,470
You guys are going
to get into so much trouble.
688
00:26:28,567 --> 00:26:30,227
Oh, how was your nap?
689
00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:31,270
I had a nightmare
you moved out.
690
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:32,303
All packed.
691
00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:33,067
Moving mañana .
692
00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,333
Tomorrow?
693
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,130
Now you understand
my language.
694
00:26:39,067 --> 00:26:40,127
Okay, okay.
695
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,100
How much do you want?
696
00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,067
Name your price.
697
00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:43,333
I'll take three grand, hmm?
698
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,400
Okay.
699
00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:50,197
Gracias.
700
00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:52,903
Oh, still moving,
701
00:26:52,967 --> 00:26:54,327
but this should cover
the hardwood floors.
702
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,970
What the heck
is that?
703
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,900
Yeah.
704
00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:27,597
There he is!
705
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:42,470
Girls, what's going on?
706
00:27:42,533 --> 00:27:43,503
We told you.
707
00:27:43,567 --> 00:27:45,067
Lemonade stand.
708
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,400
There's a lot of people here,
709
00:27:46,467 --> 00:27:49,667
and they're all...
women people.
710
00:27:49,733 --> 00:27:51,433
It seems we've made
some very good lemonade.
711
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:52,470
Yeah.
712
00:27:52,533 --> 00:27:55,073
Like, the best lemonade ever.
713
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:56,273
I'm going to ask you
one more time,
714
00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:57,603
and then I'm going
to get mad.
715
00:27:57,667 --> 00:28:04,067
What is going on,
Mirabel, Elisa, Georgina?
716
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,070
It's safe to surmise,
717
00:28:06,133 --> 00:28:09,333
given the age range
of these lovely ladies,
718
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,070
they remember you
from your pro-ball days.
719
00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:12,570
Do I need to list
my occupation
720
00:28:12,633 --> 00:28:13,633
as well as my hobbies?
721
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,300
-Ugh.
722
00:28:25,133 --> 00:28:26,503
Sir, you realize
it's illegal
723
00:28:26,567 --> 00:28:28,067
to operate a business
in a residential area
724
00:28:28,067 --> 00:28:29,327
without
the proper permits?
725
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,600
Oh, uh, no disrespect
whatsoever, officer,
726
00:28:31,667 --> 00:28:35,467
but this is a children's
lemonade stand for charity.
727
00:28:35,533 --> 00:28:37,073
This is a dating service.
728
00:28:37,067 --> 00:28:38,567
Yeah... A what?
729
00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:40,073
There was an email posted
on the community Web site
730
00:28:40,133 --> 00:28:41,273
and there are signs
throughout the county.
731
00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:42,533
The-- The county?
732
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,570
Mm-hmm.
733
00:28:43,633 --> 00:28:45,773
A dating service?
734
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:47,473
I don't know what
you're talking about,
735
00:28:47,533 --> 00:28:48,533
officer.
736
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,300
You really
don't know, do you?
737
00:28:53,967 --> 00:28:56,367
Poor guy.
738
00:28:56,433 --> 00:28:58,073
I suggest you look
behind you, pal.
739
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,070
I am terribly sorry, officer.
740
00:29:09,067 --> 00:29:11,197
It's over right now.
741
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,530
Ha ha.
742
00:29:21,067 --> 00:29:22,397
Inside.
743
00:29:22,467 --> 00:29:24,267
But we're making a book
with all their pictures.
744
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:26,073
Now!
745
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:34,367
I'm Annie.
746
00:29:34,433 --> 00:29:35,503
My number's right here.
747
00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:37,627
Wednesday and Thursdays
are best.
748
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,700
Hello, ladies.
749
00:29:52,767 --> 00:29:53,667
Todd!
750
00:29:53,733 --> 00:29:54,673
Coming!
751
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,200
May I just say...
752
00:30:03,267 --> 00:30:04,767
No.
753
00:30:04,833 --> 00:30:07,673
What you girls did up there
was truly unacceptable,
754
00:30:07,733 --> 00:30:09,133
humiliating,
755
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,430
and, more importantly,
you lied to me.
756
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:11,430
We didn't mean--
757
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:12,700
No.
758
00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:14,027
You cannot
make up your minds
759
00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:15,300
that something
is going to be,
760
00:30:15,367 --> 00:30:16,597
and then just do it.
761
00:30:16,667 --> 00:30:18,227
But isn't that
the definition
762
00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:20,170
of tenacity
and ambition?
763
00:30:20,233 --> 00:30:22,433
Aren't these characteristics
you encourage?
764
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:26,070
That is not the point.
765
00:30:26,133 --> 00:30:28,003
No, you did
what you did
766
00:30:28,067 --> 00:30:29,197
without any regard for me,
767
00:30:29,267 --> 00:30:32,327
and that is very, very wrong.
768
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,030
It was for you, Papi,
so you can have a life.
769
00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:38,597
I didn't mean...
770
00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:41,697
I have a life,
771
00:30:41,767 --> 00:30:43,327
with the three of you
and Abuela.
772
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,130
That's my life,
773
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,500
and it's a life
that I love and I cherish.
774
00:30:47,567 --> 00:30:49,167
It's not
enough.
775
00:30:52,233 --> 00:30:54,773
You three don't get to decide
776
00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:57,573
what is enough for me
and what is not.
777
00:30:57,633 --> 00:30:59,233
You're children!
778
00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:00,730
My children.
779
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,070
You need
to go upstairs now.
780
00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:26,070
It's too much on my own,
Isabella.
781
00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:28,670
I think that's why I'm here.
782
00:31:28,733 --> 00:31:32,133
It's to help you
move on
783
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,200
so you don't have
to do it alone,
784
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:40,197
so that you're ready
to be with someone else,
785
00:31:40,267 --> 00:31:43,597
so that you can have
someone to love.
786
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,300
Uh-oh...
787
00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:52,097
the girls are
very upset, hijo.
788
00:31:55,867 --> 00:31:57,667
Rosa, you saw what they did.
789
00:31:57,733 --> 00:32:00,273
They did it
because they love you,
790
00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:02,873
and you weren't going
to do it on your own.
791
00:32:02,933 --> 00:32:05,503
Don't you think I would be
the first one to tell you
792
00:32:05,567 --> 00:32:07,097
if the timing
wasn't right?
793
00:32:07,167 --> 00:32:08,967
She was my daughter,
794
00:32:09,067 --> 00:32:12,267
and she will always
be a part of this family,
795
00:32:12,333 --> 00:32:16,273
and she is here with us,
every day.
796
00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:18,473
Oh, you have no idea.
797
00:32:18,533 --> 00:32:21,433
Isabella was kind,
generous, and giving.
798
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:25,130
She would want you
to move on now.
799
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,330
It's time.
800
00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:31,400
How long are you going
to keep them up there?
801
00:32:31,467 --> 00:32:33,227
Just give me a few minutes
to calm down,
802
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:34,600
because right now,
803
00:32:34,667 --> 00:32:36,297
I could sell them on eBay.
804
00:32:37,633 --> 00:32:38,733
I'll go get them.
805
00:32:42,633 --> 00:32:43,873
Oh, hey!
806
00:32:43,933 --> 00:32:45,773
You can't keep
doing that!
807
00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:47,373
You know,
popping in and out.
808
00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:48,503
It's not up to me.
809
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:49,667
You needed me.
810
00:32:49,733 --> 00:32:50,703
I'm here.
811
00:32:50,767 --> 00:32:51,667
Ish.
812
00:32:51,733 --> 00:32:54,533
You're here ish.
813
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,730
Daddy?
814
00:33:01,867 --> 00:33:03,367
Get down here.
815
00:33:11,867 --> 00:33:13,467
Have you read
any Mark Twain?
816
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:14,833
You know, I never know
what you're going to say,
817
00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:16,270
and it kills me.
818
00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:17,503
This morning it was dolls,
819
00:33:17,567 --> 00:33:18,697
and now
it's American literature.
820
00:33:18,767 --> 00:33:19,727
What can I say?
821
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,330
I'm an enigma.
822
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,430
So have you read Twain
or not, Daddy?
823
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,600
Yeah, a bit.
824
00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:26,967
Well, it's my feeling
825
00:33:27,067 --> 00:33:28,767
that it's fear
that holds us back,
826
00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:30,173
across the board.
827
00:33:30,233 --> 00:33:32,603
Are you sure you're eight?
828
00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:34,197
Oh, Daddy.
Yes, I'm eight!
829
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:35,930
The thing is
830
00:33:36,067 --> 00:33:38,367
Twain wrote,
831
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,073
"20 years from now,
832
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,070
"you will be more disappointed
by the things you didn't do
833
00:33:42,133 --> 00:33:43,903
"than by the things
you did do,
834
00:33:43,967 --> 00:33:45,967
"so throw off
your bowlines,
835
00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:47,767
"sail away
from the safe harbor,
836
00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:50,403
and catch trade winds
in your sails."
837
00:33:58,333 --> 00:33:59,473
Wow.
838
00:33:59,533 --> 00:34:02,073
That was, uh,
that was something.
839
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:05,430
Essentially, Twain is saying
to leave safety behind
840
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,900
and to go forge
into the unknown.
841
00:34:07,967 --> 00:34:09,367
Women, Dad--
842
00:34:09,433 --> 00:34:11,673
new experiences
are the unknown.
843
00:34:11,733 --> 00:34:12,933
It's time to forge.
844
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,770
You got your mother's brain,
Gigi.
845
00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:22,733
No doubt about that.
846
00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:28,667
Fiesta time!
847
00:34:44,533 --> 00:34:45,703
But it was a success!
848
00:34:45,767 --> 00:34:47,297
We have sheets of names
and numbers.
849
00:34:47,367 --> 00:34:48,767
I'm sorry
I missed it.
850
00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:50,473
Wait a minute.
How many women were there?
851
00:34:50,533 --> 00:34:51,733
A lot.
852
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,470
Some of them
were really cute.
853
00:34:54,533 --> 00:34:55,773
Well, I mean,
for older women.
854
00:34:55,833 --> 00:34:56,703
Older women?
855
00:34:56,767 --> 00:34:57,967
Yeah, like in their 30s.
856
00:34:58,067 --> 00:35:00,427
Oh, yeah, that's very old.
857
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,700
I've got
to tell you,
858
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:02,927
when my girls put
their mind to something,
859
00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:04,827
they do it.
860
00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:05,800
It was quite
the scene,
861
00:35:05,867 --> 00:35:07,067
but, you know,
862
00:35:07,067 --> 00:35:08,727
not the way
I want to go about it.
863
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,770
How are we going
to go about it?
864
00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:13,473
You know, we could go
865
00:35:13,533 --> 00:35:17,133
with the former baseball pro/
business owner angle.
866
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,500
Or the single dad.
867
00:35:18,567 --> 00:35:19,527
That always works.
868
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,430
No, "we" are not
doing anything,
869
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:23,900
and "we" are not
working any angles.
870
00:35:23,967 --> 00:35:24,927
Okay.
871
00:35:25,067 --> 00:35:26,727
Go online, like me.
872
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:29,970
What?
873
00:35:30,067 --> 00:35:31,727
I'm not dead yet.
874
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,430
Where do you think I do
every Friday night?
875
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,070
Bingo? Please.
876
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,830
Abuela, you lied to us.
877
00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:38,400
It happens. Get over it.
878
00:35:48,733 --> 00:35:49,873
Hey.
879
00:35:49,933 --> 00:35:50,803
Hi.
880
00:35:50,867 --> 00:35:52,727
You care to join me?
881
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,370
Sure. What are you
drinking?
882
00:35:54,433 --> 00:35:55,533
I don't care.
883
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:56,870
Oh, then make mine
a double.
884
00:35:56,933 --> 00:35:57,833
Okay.
885
00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:04,097
Remember that party in Cabo
886
00:36:04,167 --> 00:36:06,597
when Isabella ate--
887
00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:09,567
Yeah. The squid nachos
with the cheesy spray stuff.
888
00:36:09,633 --> 00:36:10,473
Yeah.
889
00:36:10,533 --> 00:36:11,733
Mm-hmm.
890
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:14,800
I miss her.
891
00:36:14,867 --> 00:36:16,067
You were best friends.
892
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:18,100
Yeah.
893
00:36:19,867 --> 00:36:21,327
To Isabella.
894
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,070
To Isabella.
895
00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:28,103
What are you
looking for?
896
00:36:28,167 --> 00:36:31,397
Huh? Oh... nothing.
897
00:36:32,433 --> 00:36:34,773
What's going on with you?
898
00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:37,403
I can't even begin
to explain.
899
00:36:37,467 --> 00:36:39,597
Celebrations are tough.
900
00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:44,227
Jackie, I love you,
901
00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:46,130
you're my sister-in-law
and a great doctor,
902
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,800
but aneurysms
don't work that way.
903
00:36:47,867 --> 00:36:50,427
There was nothing
you could do.
904
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,470
I know, I know.
905
00:36:52,533 --> 00:36:54,073
I didn't say anything.
906
00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:55,403
Not a word. Nothing.
907
00:36:55,467 --> 00:36:57,327
No. You didn't need to.
908
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,530
Drink up.
909
00:37:02,567 --> 00:37:03,927
You know,
it's been a tough day,
910
00:37:04,067 --> 00:37:05,967
but this cocktail
is really working for me.
911
00:37:13,067 --> 00:37:15,397
Oh, oh, oh!
912
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:17,897
Oh!
913
00:37:17,967 --> 00:37:19,497
Your age
is showing, Daddy.
914
00:37:19,567 --> 00:37:20,827
Oh, give me a break,
little girl.
915
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:21,970
Aah!
916
00:37:22,067 --> 00:37:24,167
I am so wiping
the floor with you.
917
00:37:24,233 --> 00:37:25,533
Oh, settle down there.
918
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,800
I am so... Oh, no, no!
919
00:37:26,867 --> 00:37:29,067
No, no, no! Crap.
920
00:37:29,067 --> 00:37:30,497
I'm going in
for the kill,
921
00:37:30,567 --> 00:37:31,567
and there I am,
922
00:37:31,633 --> 00:37:33,073
bounding
over tall buildings
923
00:37:33,133 --> 00:37:35,973
and, oh, a nice rooftop flip,
if I do say so myself.
924
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,070
I don't want you
to grow up.
925
00:37:41,733 --> 00:37:43,433
I'm sorry.
926
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,430
That's not fair.
927
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:45,800
I know you have to grow up,
928
00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:47,067
and I know I'm lame
929
00:37:47,133 --> 00:37:48,573
for wanting you to be
a little girl.
930
00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:50,073
I get it.
Little kids are cute.
931
00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:53,427
You were so cute!
932
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:54,130
We got Gigi.
933
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,530
She's super cute.
934
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:56,600
The cutest...
935
00:37:56,667 --> 00:37:58,127
besides you
and Mirabel.
936
00:38:01,367 --> 00:38:04,567
Are you too old to cuddle?
937
00:38:04,633 --> 00:38:06,273
Nope.
938
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,470
Do you remember
what I asked you
939
00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:13,103
on your 8th birthday?
940
00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:14,967
You asked me if I'd promise
to always hold your hand
941
00:38:15,067 --> 00:38:16,467
when I crossed the street.
942
00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:17,773
And you said yes.
943
00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:19,573
I meant it, Daddy.
944
00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:21,673
I love you...
945
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:24,430
But I will end you
in a New York minute!
946
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,670
Oh, honey, come here.
947
00:38:42,733 --> 00:38:44,073
Come here.
948
00:38:52,867 --> 00:38:58,067
I miss her so much,
949
00:38:58,100 --> 00:38:59,900
and she would always
wear these.
950
00:39:00,067 --> 00:39:01,927
I'm sorry, Papi.
951
00:39:02,067 --> 00:39:03,327
I'll put them back.
952
00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:06,670
Do you try
them on a lot?
953
00:39:15,933 --> 00:39:17,603
They're yours.
954
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,070
Thank you, Papi.
955
00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:30,303
I'll treasure them forever.
956
00:39:33,733 --> 00:39:36,103
You have your mother's
beauty, Mirabel,
957
00:39:36,167 --> 00:39:39,767
and that's
no small thing,
958
00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:45,073
but, more importantly,
you have her heart...
959
00:39:45,067 --> 00:39:46,897
and mine.
960
00:40:26,233 --> 00:40:27,233
What's going on here?
961
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,000
Sleepover.
962
00:40:29,067 --> 00:40:30,297
Is that a piece of cake?
963
00:40:30,367 --> 00:40:32,027
Ooh, can we see that?
964
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:33,200
Hand it over,
old man.
965
00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,797
You girls can
fall asleep here.
966
00:40:37,867 --> 00:40:39,827
I'll transfer you
later.
967
00:40:40,867 --> 00:40:42,767
I can still
pick you all up.
968
00:40:42,833 --> 00:40:44,003
Tricky Ricky's
still got it.
969
00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:47,167
I'm still really strong,
like, seriously strong.
970
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,000
And it's gone!
971
00:40:50,067 --> 00:40:51,097
Over the wall!
972
00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:52,967
The crowd goes wild!
973
00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:55,673
Tricky Ricky
has done it again.
974
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,770
Huh? That's it?
975
00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:01,633
Come on, what--
Check out these guns.
976
00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:03,170
Look at that.
977
00:41:03,233 --> 00:41:04,733
Like Popeye.
978
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,970
That appeals
to women.
979
00:41:06,067 --> 00:41:07,167
It's a visceral
thing.
980
00:41:07,233 --> 00:41:09,603
I don't even know
what that means.
981
00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:11,127
The males of many species
982
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,730
like to show off
for the female
983
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,830
in order
to attract them,
984
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:15,270
like the peacock,
985
00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:17,203
or the elusive blue-footed booby
in The Galápagos,
986
00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:18,227
for instance...
987
00:41:19,667 --> 00:41:21,727
National Geographic ?
Hello?
988
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,270
That's it.
989
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:25,133
Out, out.
990
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,970
Okay, hey, hey,
enough, ladies.
991
00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:28,667
No more fighting,
992
00:41:28,733 --> 00:41:30,133
no more lemonade stands,
993
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,670
no more sweaters
for the people in Sudan.
994
00:41:32,733 --> 00:41:34,173
No more.
995
00:41:34,233 --> 00:41:36,333
That's my birthday wish.
996
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,230
Now, move over.
997
00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:38,170
Move!
998
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,870
Ahh... Happy Birthday to me!
999
00:41:47,767 --> 00:41:50,067
You're going to be okay.
1000
00:41:51,233 --> 00:41:54,833
I'm going to be okay.
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