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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,959 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:31,024 (SINGING)There's two boys holding 3 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:34,031 Stars for the wishing 4 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:41,703 Yeah, one boy's sure One says, I don't know 5 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:47,291 But sometimes I feel 6 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,673 We been missing 7 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:58,011 Ooh, love I try And away they go 8 00:00:58,308 --> 00:00:59,890 Oh, oh 9 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:03,019 And this old town 10 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:06,556 The wind starts blowing 11 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:14,107 And the radio sings the blues for free 12 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,774 Mmm, mmm 13 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:19,194 We got the bottle down 14 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:22,534 For soaking dreams, yeah 15 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:29,918 And tears of a clown Well, hey, that's me 16 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:35,752 And hearts that fall in two 17 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:40,469 Pretend they don't show 18 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,805 Holding back the rain 19 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:47,814 Baby, let it go 20 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:53,945 You don't get much without giving 21 00:01:56,033 --> 00:02:01,904 You don't get much without giving 22 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,283 Hey, hey, yeah 23 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,378 Hey, hey, yeah 24 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:14,290 Hey, hey, yeah 25 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:19,804 Hey, hey, yeah 26 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:23,842 You don't get much 27 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,807 You don't get much 28 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,346 PILOT: Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 29 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,515 I found him. I found him. 30 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:31,978 His mother was right. 31 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:35,236 He's about three miles south of the old Butte Road. 32 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:42,611 JOE: I got it. On my way. 33 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:50,376 Son. 34 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,462 Son. 35 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:56,374 Yeah, it's him all right. 36 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:06,601 Whoa. Whoa, son. Now just where do you think you're going, boy? 37 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:10,559 California. Sure, kid. 38 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,315 We all want to go to California. 39 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,397 My wife wants to go to California. 40 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:19,861 DISPATCHER ON RADIO: Joe. Come in, Joe. You just stay put. 41 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,616 JOE: Now what do you want me to do with him? 42 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:28,156 DISPATCHER ON RADIO: Take him to his mother's place. She's remarried. 43 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:31,917 Her name's Christine Bateman. She lives on the south side of town. 44 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,545 You got that? Yeah, yeah, I got it. 45 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:40,297 Okay, son, time to go. 46 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:47,013 Upsy-daisy. Your mom's waiting for you now. 47 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:11,120 So, on these trips that he takes, 48 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:15,002 has he ever tried to see Corey or Nick or his natural father? 49 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,130 MAN: Christine! 50 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,963 Oh, I'm sorry. What did you say? 51 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,299 Look, he just picks up his little lunch pail... What is in that thing? 52 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,218 And off he goes. 53 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:31,932 I mean, he could go anywhere, downtown, the canyons, the river. 54 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,563 He doesn't go to the river. He never even goes near the river. 55 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,770 Okay. He stays away from the river. 56 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:40,527 But I'm telling you, anytime, I mean, he could just pick up and go. 57 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:41,858 The Happy Wanderer, 58 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,568 at the stroke of midnight, if he feels the urge, 59 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,324 in the middle of his Frosted Flakes. 60 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,736 I got the neighborhood on red alert, 61 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,700 and I'm putting the cops on overtime. 62 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,490 Mr. Bateman! 63 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,285 Though Jimmy is a heavily traumatized boy, 64 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:58,796 he has a certain fixation with building, stacking things. 65 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,381 These little monuments he makes, 66 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,587 I'd like to think they mean something. 67 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:09,508 I'd like to think that he's searching for a way to express himself. 68 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,431 But you don't. 69 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,855 Look, we've been sending this boy here for two years. 70 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:24,272 I think it's time we started exploring some, uh, alternatives. 71 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,951 We're thinking about, uh, putting him into an institution, 72 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,408 a home. 73 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,158 (OVEN DINGS) 74 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:37,793 (COUNTRY SONG PLAYING ON RADIO) 75 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,498 Is that something original, Dad? 76 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,043 I'm trying to cook you guys a decent meal. 77 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,678 You can't be living off of burgers and pizza. 78 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:52,217 It cannot possibly belong to one of the four major food groups. 79 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,886 It's a casserole, genius. Doesn't it look like a casserole? 80 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,517 Huh? 81 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,394 We saw Jimmy yesterday, Dad. 82 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,532 Yeah? So how is he? 83 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,576 They're talking about putting him in a home. 84 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:19,415 That's Christine's decision. She has custody now. You know that. 85 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:23,206 Well, I'm, uh, I'm not really too hungry. I'll grab some a little later. 86 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:26,751 I wanna know about the pickup. I found it this morning covered with mud. 87 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,419 You took it again. 88 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,839 Just gimme a break, please. This has nothing to do with the pickup. 89 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,552 It has everything to do with it! 90 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,262 I wanna know why you disobey me when I give you a direct order. 91 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,598 Why do you do this? They're gonna put him in a home, Nick! 92 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,104 He hasn't changed ever since Jennifer. 93 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,731 Dad! He doesn't do anything. He doesn't say anything. 94 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,233 What about it, man? What about the rules around here? 95 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:44,109 Don't call me "man," all right? 96 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,397 What? The pickup, the rules? You always do this. NICK: Corey, come on. 97 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:51,283 No, Dad, will you listen to me? What, you wanna see that happen? Huh? 98 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,786 You wanna see 'em put Jimmy in a home? Corey... 99 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,618 Fine, Dad. Just because he's our half brother, he doesn't matter, right? 100 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,829 Cor... 101 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,414 Huh? 102 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,882 Enjoy your casserole. 103 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,294 (SIGHS) 104 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,893 Ooh. 105 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,931 NICK: Corey? Leave me alone. 106 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,227 Why do you keep doing this to yourself? It's been two years. 107 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:29,693 Yeah, what do you care? (SIGHS) 108 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:32,984 Why don't you and I just go over to the Dairy Queen, huh? We'll kick back a couple. 109 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,278 Come on, it's on me. No. 110 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:38,197 You didn't even care about him when you had the chance. 111 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,082 All you care about is yourself. 112 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:47,005 (SIGHS) 113 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:54,888 SAM: What bothers me is that you seem to have no respect for me 114 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,641 or no appreciation for living in this house! 115 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,552 NICK: What do you care about what I do anyway? 116 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,811 Jimmy's in a home and you don't care. 117 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,848 If Mom was still alive, she'd be... 118 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,857 SAM: Don't you tell me what I care about, young man. NICK: You don't care about us! 119 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:10,066 (BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 120 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:13,403 SAM: You steal my pickup and now you're drinking, and I don't like it! 121 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:15,819 (BOTH ARGUING INDISTINCTLY) 122 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,656 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 123 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:23,042 SAM: You have no sense of responsibility for this house! 124 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,326 NICK: I do. 125 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,837 SAM: For you to carry out the trash is a big deal! 126 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,344 South Dakota. 127 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,347 SAM: Wash my truck every once in a while. Arkansas. 128 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,722 Nebraska. 129 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,359 California. 130 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,813 Come on. Let's go. 131 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,228 (MAN CHATTERING ON TV) 132 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:49,374 (CHATTERING ON TV CONTINUES) 133 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,432 Jimmy. 134 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,317 Jimmy, we're gonna do a little traveling, 135 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,648 just you and me. 136 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,938 What do you think? 137 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,073 California? 138 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:20,742 Yeah. 139 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,578 Yeah, California. 140 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,626 Come on. 141 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,091 Do you like chocolate? Yeah. 142 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,226 Good. Get in. 143 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:21,300 You understand, Mr. Woods, we don't have the manpower to be pursuing runaways, 144 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,180 even if the one boy is handicapped. 145 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:26,808 Hey, look, he's not handicapped. Whatever he is. 146 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,433 WOMAN: They were seen hopping a truck. 147 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:33,190 Uh, can we get to the, uh, the point here? 148 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:36,192 Woods, your son, Corey, has taken Jimmy. 149 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,853 They're both my sons. 150 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:42,025 Oh. Okay. Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 151 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:45,616 For the record, your two sons, one of whom I am legally responsible for, 152 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,701 have decided to eat their way across... 153 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,535 I don't see why we're standing here talking about it. 154 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,666 Because you are missing the point. 155 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,920 I have an obligation to the welfare of this child. 156 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:59,630 I have to see that he is returned here for the kind of treatment he needs. 157 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,386 Now, granted, the police are looking. 158 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,012 We've hired someone to find him. 159 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:08,554 CHRISTINE: Mr. Putnam. 160 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:12,221 BATEMAN: Mr. Putnam retrieves runaways professionally. 161 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,389 He's going to bring back Jimmy. 162 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:15,648 What about Corey? 163 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:19,312 Well, Corey, uh, wants to run away, doesn't he? 164 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,901 I mean, even if we brought him back, would it do any good? 165 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:36,246 You know, Bateman, I, uh, I always knew that you were a jerk. 166 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,631 I just, until now, thought it was guilt by association. 167 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,258 (DOOR CLOSES) 168 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,310 Pop. What? 169 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,316 I want to go with you. Forget it. You can get a ride back with Bateman. 170 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:02,195 (CHUCKLES) I don't think so. Uh, Mr. Woods. Excuse me. 171 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,858 Just so you know, I make my money by bringing kids in, 172 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:10,120 and I don't make it if someone else brings the kid in first. Uh... 173 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,702 (CHUCKLES) You catch my drift? 174 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:19,080 So let's not be getting in my way, okay? 175 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,084 Have a nice day. 176 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,428 We better drop by the house, pick up some clothes. 177 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,306 (ENGINE TURNS OVER) 178 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,875 GAS STATION ATTENDANT: End of the line, Ben? Yeah, it's my last stop. 179 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,958 (CHATTERING) 180 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,999 Come on. 181 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,588 Do you have to make such a pig out of yourself? 182 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,670 Come on. 183 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,304 Stay there. 184 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,824 Hey! Jimmy! 185 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,826 Hey, wait up! 186 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,666 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 187 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,229 (HORN HONKS) 188 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,905 How about that cupcake? We got plenty of Twinkies. 189 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:19,541 Personally, I'm a Ho Ho man myself. How about you? 190 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:27,208 Okay. So, according to this 191 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,677 we're in Goblin Valley. 192 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,589 Great. 193 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:38,556 I mean, I mean, I mean, it couldn't be Happy Valley or Wonderful Valley. 194 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,104 Goblin Valley. 195 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,310 Why not Ax Murderer's Valley? 196 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:52,029 (COYOTE HOWLS) 197 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:53,818 COREY: Great. 198 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:07,586 There's a bench outside. The bus'll be here any minute. Stay here for a minute. 199 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,760 (COINS CLINKING) 200 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:15,172 Well, go ahead. Play. 201 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,470 (GAME BEEPING) 202 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,399 Two tickets to California, please. 203 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,155 CHESTER: You got someplace specific in mind, 204 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,783 or would you just like to be dumped at the border? 205 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,069 Is Los Angeles specific enough? 206 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,243 CHESTER: That's $226. 207 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,749 Well, we only have $27.30. Where does that get us? 208 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:51,008 Nowhere. It's $34 just to St. George, Utah. 209 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,134 That's it? 210 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,844 DISPATCHER: Hey, Scotty, some of those high school kids are up on the ridge 211 00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,929 throwing rocks at the highway again. 212 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,390 Chase 'em on home, will you? Over. 213 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,235 (GAME BEEPS) 214 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:14,490 50,000? You got 50,000 on Double Dragon? 215 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,444 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 216 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,836 Hey, Chester. Hi, Mike. 217 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,255 Here's Mrs. Johnson's complaints this month. 218 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,969 CHESTER: Not again. 219 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,191 COREY: How'd you do it? You only played for five minutes. 220 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,985 How the hell did you get 50,000 on Double Dragon? 221 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:03,326 I never got 50,000 on Double Dragon. How'd you do it? 222 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:04,705 (COINS CLINKING) 223 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,380 Hi. I'm Haley. 224 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,087 If you don't tell me what you're doing, I'm gonna scream. 225 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:16,251 Uh, could you scream quietly? 226 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:17,761 What, do you think I'm stupid? 227 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,468 I saw you look at that cop. 228 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,218 What's his problem? 229 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,848 COREY: He's just shy. 230 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:32,939 Shy a few bricks I'd say. COREY: No, he's okay. 231 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,320 He just kicked ass on Double Dragon. 232 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,699 Get out of here. Him? 233 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,201 Yeah. He could wax your tail. No way. 234 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,363 Wanna bet? How much? 235 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,283 $6.70. 236 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,703 I don't have $6.70. 237 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,590 Well, that's okay, 'cause, uh, you got a bus ticket. 238 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,052 You could cash it in. 239 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,350 (GAME BEEPING) 240 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,353 Let's see him beat that. 241 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,984 Come on, Jimmy. 242 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,774 Come on. 243 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,764 What is he, some kind of freak or something? 244 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,140 That's it. 245 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,305 Hey! 246 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,970 Two tickets to St. George. You conned me. 247 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,935 I didn't. I won the bet. Give me that money. 248 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,600 (GRUNTS) 249 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,031 Great! Great. 250 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,485 Now I'm stuck here. 251 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,955 (GAME BEEPING) 252 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:16,546 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) SAM: Hey. Hey. 253 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,540 Hmm? 254 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,960 Where the hell are we? 255 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:24,050 Oh! What is that, doughnuts? 256 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,930 Yeah. So? 257 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,512 It's disgusting. 258 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,269 (CHUCKLES) From the guy who steals my pickup and stays up drinking, 259 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,432 the guy with the foul mouth, that's a compliment. 260 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,852 Where are we? Oh! 261 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,315 We were supposed to be heading west. 262 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,104 That's the direction the cupcake truck went. 263 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,523 We're heading west. 264 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,696 (CHUCKLES) 265 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,987 Wait a second. We're not heading west. We're heading south. 266 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,871 What the hell have you been doing? 267 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,828 I've been driving the whole damn night. 268 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,664 I must have stopped 50 times and asked about where those kids are. Come on. 269 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,123 Jeez. 270 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,664 We're on the other side of the canyons, man. Turn around. 271 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,798 Gimme that thing. 272 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,140 Pop! Pop! Huh? 273 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,598 (HORN HONKING) NICK: Get over! 274 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:20,193 What are you doing? Have you lost your mind? 275 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:23,947 HALEY: Look at him. He's making the jump, it's his second time through, 276 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,608 and he hasn't even taken a hit yet. 277 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,365 He's a wizard. 278 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,620 So he can play Ninja Gaiden? So what? 279 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,078 So I got an idea. 280 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,585 If he can beat me, why can't he beat any old video head? 281 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,961 We could pick up some loose change. 282 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,373 Are you kidding me? That's warped. 283 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:45,510 The kid's a natural. A genius. A pro. He picks it up like lint. 284 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,512 Why do you want to haul him off to California? 285 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,676 California. 286 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,270 I got it. 287 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,815 You want to go to California, 288 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:02,477 and you want to prove that Jimmy doesn't belong in a home. 289 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:07,024 Do you think they'd put him in a home after he'd won this? 290 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,740 COREY: A video game contest? 291 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,326 Haley, he's... HALEY: He's what? 292 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:18,539 Too crazy? Too stupid? 293 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:22,331 He's sure not the genius you are, trying to get to California on 27 bucks. 294 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,379 You don't believe in him yourself. 295 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,630 What does this matter to you anyway? 296 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,344 HALEY: It's a business deal. 297 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:36,683 If I can get you to California and he wins, we split the money. 298 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:39,439 Do you think I'd hang around a pair like you for my health? 299 00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:01,833 Hey, sweetheart, I'm looking for some kids. 300 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,503 NICK: Pop, I'm starving! SAM: We'll get 'em in the next town. 301 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:24,484 (AIR HISSING) (CHUCKLING) 302 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,941 (HUMMING HAPPILY) 303 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,490 (POPS) Whoo! 304 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,617 Hey! Now I warned you! This is my living! 305 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,200 Didn't I tell you this was my living, huh? 306 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:44,375 Son of a bitch. 307 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:50,593 Oh, Jesus! 308 00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:53,471 All right. All right, there's no cause to get crazy. 309 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:55,757 It's very hot. 310 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,016 (EXCLAIMING IN FEAR) 311 00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:58,893 This is a professional matter. 312 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,019 Yeah! 313 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,316 Huh? 314 00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:11,364 (SCREAMS) (GRUNTS) 315 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:22,326 I don't appreciate this, Woods! You got no class! No class at all! 316 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:24,869 (GRUNTS) 317 00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:37,258 So, uh, now that we're here, you want to go grab a bite to eat or what? 318 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,347 (SIGHS) 319 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,557 HALEY: We gotta plan a strategy. 320 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:50,194 Lucky for you I know this highway like the back of my hands. My dad's a trucker. 321 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,071 Yeah? 322 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:54,699 Yeah. He makes a weekly run between Reno and Kansas City. (COW MOOING) 323 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:58,908 That's where I live, Reno. You gotta be very adult to live in Reno. 324 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,198 It's the world's biggest little city. 325 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,246 Oh. 326 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,662 Haley, are you sure about these guys? 327 00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:11,379 Oh, don't you worry about them. I'm telling you, I know truckers. 328 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:15,262 They got a code. A code? 329 00:25:15,556 --> 00:25:19,140 HALEY: My dad sent me home early. He likes me to watch the house. 330 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:22,519 We got a really, really nice house. Yeah? 331 00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:25,726 Where's your mom? She packed it in. 332 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,479 She was a showgirl. 333 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,861 Great legs. 334 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:34,694 I got her legs. What do you think? (MOOING) 335 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:38,736 Okay, we gotta pool our money. What do you got left? 336 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,237 Um, 337 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,623 $21. 338 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,751 I got 87 from the bus ticket. 339 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,254 COREY: Oh, is this Reno? HALEY: No, stupid. 340 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,959 COREY: Well, you said it was the world's biggest little city. 341 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:52,374 I thought maybe I missed it. 342 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:58,593 What are you doing? Let go of... Corey, take the money! 343 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,302 (COW MOOS) 344 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:02,968 Haley! Hang onto her, Larry! 345 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:06,559 Jimmy, stay there! Stay there, Jimmy! Look out, kid. 346 00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:09,645 Listen, kid, all we want is the cash. 347 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:11,684 Hey, stay away from me! 348 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,899 You smell like... I'll get... (MAN YELLING) 349 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,824 Hey! Hey, this is our money! 350 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,362 Hey, this is our money! It's our money! Hey! Hey! 351 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:25,039 I got it! I got it! 352 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,120 Well, that's some code they got. 353 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,045 (SIGHS) 354 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:42,765 SAM: You don't have my size? 355 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:44,426 I don't care what brand it is, just something to get me going. 356 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:46,936 In your size, with your price, 357 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:51,521 all I got is these retreads, which would be old whitewalls. 358 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,444 Whitewalls? 359 00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:00,199 (GAME BEEPING) 360 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:06,448 What the hell is that? Oh, it's Corey's old video game. 361 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,241 I found it in the back of the pickup truck. 362 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,251 I thought the old one was broken? 363 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,878 It was. I fixed it. 364 00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:14,293 You fixed it? 365 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,636 And you just hook it up? You don't ask? 366 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:24,800 It's not like I'm cutting tags off of mattresses, Pop. It's just a video game. 367 00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:26,718 You oughta know. You bought it for him. 368 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,866 Thanks. Thanks. 369 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:47,656 Where are we? Does it matter? We're broke. 370 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,746 Oh, yeah, you're telling me! You're the one with all the trucker friends. 371 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:52,660 The one who knows all the codes. 372 00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:55,250 I got you this far, didn't I? Oh, I don't even know where "this" is! 373 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,632 A lot of faith you got. Oh, will you stop, Haley? 374 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,713 I mean, we don't have any money. Aren't you just a little scared? 375 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,253 I don't get scared! 376 00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,171 Now give me the 4 bucks you're holding out on. 377 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:06,258 What? You flashed 21, 378 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,847 you stashed 4 from the change at lunch. 379 00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:11,103 They didn't get it 'cause you put it in your shorts. 380 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:12,559 Now dish it up! 381 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,643 (SKATEBOARD CLATTERS) 382 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:18,436 You're getting awful personal, you know. 383 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,116 What are you doing? 384 00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:27,495 We've gotta find someone dumb enough to sucker. 385 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:31,282 And seeing how it's too warped for you, I guess it's up to me. 386 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:35,082 Wait a minute. That's my 4 dollars. 387 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:38,088 All right, now pay attention. You might learn something here. 388 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:41,376 Hey, I could beat you the way you're going now. Oh, there you go. 389 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:45,422 Perfect. They're salesmen. Wait here. 390 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,467 That's great. That's looking great. That's far out. Great. 391 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:51,182 MAN 1: That was a good one. Good shot. Good. Good. 392 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,143 Not bad. Not bad. MAN 2: Thanks. 393 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:59,061 You got some skill. Some? What do you mean some? 394 00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:01,320 Oh, myself? No. Not a challenge. 395 00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:05,029 Now my brother over here, now he could beat you. 396 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:08,445 (LAUGHING) Oh, go on. 397 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:15,327 You're a monster, Jimmy. You snaked 'em. Didn't he snake 'em? 398 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,171 Look at him. He's smiling. 399 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,458 You like this, Jimmy, don't you? 400 00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:26,255 Yeah, we're on our way, Jimmy boy. We're on our way. 401 00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:27,421 (BIRD CALLS) 402 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:31,343 Geez, it's gonna be night. I got an idea. 403 00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:33,728 What? Follow me. 404 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,059 What? You'll see. 405 00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:47,158 HALEY: I've spent plenty of nights with my dad in these things. 406 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:50,115 COREY: What, do you travel all over with your dad? If I want. 407 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:53,623 He takes me across country in summer when school's out. 408 00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:57,035 But sometimes he sends me back early 'cause... 409 00:29:57,337 --> 00:29:59,704 'Cause he don't want my whole life to be on the road, you know? 410 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,252 Yeah, well, don't you have any friends? 411 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:06,886 I got tons of friends. 412 00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:09,718 I got so many friends I don't have room for any more. 413 00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:13,051 Sure. 414 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:20,559 Well, don't you ever get, uh, scared traveling all by yourself? 415 00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:24,195 I told you. I don't get scared. 416 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:35,702 Never? 417 00:30:38,879 --> 00:30:40,711 (GROANS) 418 00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:45,959 HALEY: Okay, we have $47.12, 419 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:49,754 which I think we can double, maybe triple, by the time we get to Reno. 420 00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:54,643 Now, look. I got these Power magazines to help Jimmy, 421 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:57,053 so we can teach him the secret tricks in each game. 422 00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:09,528 (ROCK SONG PLAYING) 423 00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:19,208 (SINGING)Do you believe in heaven above 424 00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:22,996 Do you believe in love 425 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:26,462 Don't tell a lie Don't be false or untrue 426 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,969 It all comes back to you 427 00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:33,927 Open fire on my burning heart 428 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,310 I've never been lucky in love 429 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:41,348 My defenses are down A kiss or a frown 430 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:44,484 I can't survive on my own 431 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,113 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 432 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:52,321 If a girl walks in and carves her name in my heart 433 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:56,158 I'll turn and run away 434 00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:59,540 Every day we've all been led astray 435 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:03,203 It's hard to be lucky in love 436 00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:06,498 It gets in your eyes It's making you cry 437 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,635 Don't know what to do Don't know what to do 438 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:14,548 You're looking for love Calling heaven above 439 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:19,052 Send me an angel 440 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:22,392 Send me an angel 441 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,308 Right now 442 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:29,024 Right now 443 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,649 Send me an angel 444 00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:36,903 Send me an angel 445 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,204 Right now 446 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:41,661 Hey, pops, have you seen these kids? 447 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,872 Right now 448 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:47,130 Empty dreams can only disappoint 449 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:50,917 In a room behind your smile 450 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:54,883 But don't give up Don't give up 451 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:58,550 You can be lucky in love 452 00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:01,469 It gets in your eyes It's making you cry 453 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:05,856 Don't know what to do Don't know what to do 454 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:09,986 Looking for love Calling heaven above 455 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:13,068 Send me an angel 456 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:16,822 Send me an angel 457 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,329 Right now 458 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:24,158 Right now 459 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:27,666 Send me an angel 460 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,670 Send me an angel 461 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:35,048 Right now 462 00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:45,104 (HEAVY METAL PLAYING ON RADIO) 463 00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:49,980 (SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE) 464 00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:53,358 Hi. 465 00:33:57,452 --> 00:34:00,695 (HEAVY METAL CONTINUES) PUTNAM: Hey, turn that garbage down! 466 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:05,116 Idiots. (HUMMING) 467 00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:11,711 470,000 and climbing on F-1 Dream. 468 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:15,092 What is this kid, some kinda cyborg? 469 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:18,255 Sorry, wartface, but, uh, first you play, then you pay. 470 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,389 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 471 00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:22,892 Who you calling wartface, weenie, huh? 472 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:26,930 Hey, hey! What's going on over there? The three of you, huh? 473 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:30,316 What'd I tell you about roughhousing in here? I gotta spell it out! 474 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:34,320 Roger! Roger, it's them again! 475 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,450 I got video monsters. I got movie monsters. 476 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:43,158 I got graffiti-on-the-wall monsters! I hate this place! 477 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:45,243 He's good, but he'd never beat Lucas. 478 00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:47,537 Lucas? 479 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:49,452 Nobody's better than Lucas. 480 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,833 Lucas is awesome. 481 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:57,927 Oh, really? And, uh, where might we find this Lucas? 482 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,514 So, you the wizard? 483 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,307 No, he is. 484 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:09,973 (ALL LAUGHING) 485 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:13,894 This guy? I don't get it. Is he, like, a poster child for someone? 486 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:17,985 For your information, butt-head, 487 00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:20,946 he's headed for the video championships in Los Angeles. 488 00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:25,322 Oh. Is that right? 489 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,992 Well, let's just see how good he is, then. Guys? 490 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,708 Pick any game you want. 491 00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:37,421 I'm good at all of them. I have 97 of them. 492 00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:40,712 You know all 97 of them? 493 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:45,140 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING ON TV) 494 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:02,321 What is that? 495 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:04,652 I don't know. 496 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,996 (BEEPS) 497 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:13,335 The Power Glove. 498 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:19,379 (GAME BEEPING) 499 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:09,891 Geez. 500 00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:16,687 I love the Power Glove. It's so bad. 501 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:22,773 Yeah, well, uh, just keep your power gloves off her, pal, huh? 502 00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:28,072 Go ahead, Jimmy, show 'em what you got. 503 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:32,114 Go ahead. 504 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,913 Hey! Hey, Jimmy! 505 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:47,964 By the way, I'm headed to the championships, too. 506 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,482 Hey. Oh, sorry. 507 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:13,493 (BOTH SIGH) 508 00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:25,376 Oh, come on. 509 00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:27,886 I want to get an early start in the morning. 510 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,299 Huh? 511 00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:37,764 I know that this is, um, not a good thing. 512 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:41,024 Hmm? What's that? 513 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:44,027 Corey and Jimmy running off, but, uh... 514 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:48,904 I just want to let you know that... 515 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,160 I'm glad that I'm here. 516 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,115 Mmm-hmm. 517 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:11,889 You remember all those trips we used to take every year? 518 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:14,721 Go to the ocean. 519 00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:19,855 California. 520 00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:24,860 That was great. We'd stop at every cornball tourist trap along the way. 521 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,158 Yeah. That's the best I remember us all. 522 00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:34,198 Yeah. 523 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:41,035 Jennifer was a kick, huh? 524 00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:46,373 She and Jimmy together, they'd both go nuts. 525 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:53,427 Oh. I'm tired, Nick. It's late. 526 00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:05,730 What the hell am I doing here? 527 00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:08,817 I'm sleeping with my father in some dump on the highway. 528 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:12,028 Hell, you don't want me here. 529 00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:14,614 Jesus! We can't even talk to each other! 530 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,245 You're in your underwear! 531 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:19,782 I can't believe it! I cannot even speak to my own father! 532 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:23,577 Mr. Cheapskate, he gets us a room that does not even have double beds. 533 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,416 (SIGHS) 534 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:28,924 Aw, come on. I gotta get some sleep. So sleep. 535 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:41,683 You really play this thing, huh? That's right. 536 00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:48,436 What's that one called? 537 00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:51,776 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 538 00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:54,567 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING ON TV) (CHANGES CHANNEL) 539 00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:57,410 (GAME BEEPING) 540 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:01,991 Doesn't take much intelligence to play that game, does it? 541 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:03,955 You should know. 542 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,130 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 543 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:16,388 SAM: Oh! Oh, shit! 544 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:22,636 What the hell are you doing? 545 00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:25,682 I don't believe this. 546 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:30,319 I got the scroll weapon, and I almost beat Mechaturtle at the end of level three. 547 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:34,315 You got the scroll weapon? Yeah. 548 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,526 He's losing his mind. 549 00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:40,488 (GROANS) 550 00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:45,163 SAM: Come on, come on. 551 00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:55,340 Jimmy? 552 00:41:58,099 --> 00:41:59,465 HALEY: What's wrong? 553 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:00,678 Jimmy? 554 00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:02,180 Jimmy. 555 00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,351 No, Jimmy. 556 00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:12,896 What's the matter? I... I don't know. 557 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:15,655 He, he builds these things. 558 00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:20,695 It means he hasn't gotten better. 559 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:24,072 Listen, Jimmy, you lost yesterday. 560 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,958 That was one loss. One guy. 561 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:31,748 Will you listen to me? (SCOFFS) 562 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:34,884 See, this is what he does all day. Nothing. 563 00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:37,552 Dang, we've come all this way. 564 00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:44,263 Jimmy. 565 00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:48,014 Jimmy. 566 00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:50,599 That wasn't nothing. 567 00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:54,861 It's me, Corey. 568 00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:56,897 That's what it is. He's jealous. 569 00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:01,027 Jealous? Over you? 570 00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:07,749 Geez, Corey, you're so thick! 571 00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:10,286 You're all he's got. Don't you understand that? 572 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,626 Aw, you're crazy. He doesn't even figure that way. 573 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:16,416 HALEY: And what if he does? 574 00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:20,630 And what if you do? 575 00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:23,215 Do what? 576 00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:24,599 You know what. 577 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:28,227 It ain't like I need you weasels, you know? 578 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:30,765 And you don't have to be acting like you need me. 579 00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:33,312 What's the matter with you? 580 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:37,776 Yesterday, with Lucas, like I was something special to you. 581 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:43,494 Look, Haley, all I said... I told you, this is a business deal. 582 00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:46,826 I'm not gonna be responsible for making him more of a basket case! 583 00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:54,747 It's them. The guys from the arcade. 584 00:43:57,552 --> 00:44:00,420 Corey, we gotta get out of here. 585 00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:03,054 Come on. We gotta get out of here. 586 00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:04,965 Come on, Jimmy. Come on. 587 00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:16,355 No, Jimmy! COREY: Come on, Jimmy! Come on! 588 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,397 Hey, boy! Hey! Hey! 589 00:44:21,242 --> 00:44:24,735 Hey, you little jerk! You took us for 20 bucks last night. 590 00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:26,073 Yeah, what of it? 591 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,830 You didn't tell us this mutant was some kind of pro. 592 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,538 Pro? My grandmother could have taken you. 593 00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,623 Let's just dish it up, all right, smart-ass? 594 00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:35,708 Hey, it was a fair bet. 595 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:39,125 Let's see what the little mutant's got. (GRUNTING) 596 00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:41,510 Hey, leave him alone! Give it back to him! 597 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,512 What the hell is this? 598 00:44:56,402 --> 00:44:59,270 Corey, give them the money. 599 00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:00,403 BULLY: Yeah. 600 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,123 This is for interest, dork. 601 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:13,909 You go ahead and you have yourself a nice day. 602 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,953 Thanks, kids. Whoo! 603 00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:18,212 Thanks for the hat, moron! 604 00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:21,796 Jennifer. 605 00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:26,839 What are they? 606 00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:28,803 I always wondered what he had in that thing. 607 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:33,645 It was her. 608 00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:40,894 COREY: She was his twin sister. 609 00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:47,117 They got down by the river, Jimmy and her, 610 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:49,573 and somehow Jennifer got too close. 611 00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:02,458 Jimmy couldn't swim, so he was afraid. 612 00:46:06,055 --> 00:46:07,921 It was weird, 613 00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:11,599 'cause she didn't go downstream at all. 614 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:13,635 She just died 615 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,268 in a few feet of water right in front of him. 616 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:22,276 It was really hard for Jimmy. 617 00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:26,652 And for Nick. 618 00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:30,619 Who's Nick? 619 00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:32,449 My brother. 620 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,457 He was supposed to be watching them for Christine. 621 00:46:37,753 --> 00:46:39,915 Nick and Christine didn't get along too well. 622 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:49,134 Because Christine was my dad's second wife, Jimmy and Jennifer, 623 00:46:49,432 --> 00:46:54,223 we were their half brothers, but Christine didn't really see it that way. 624 00:46:56,731 --> 00:46:59,314 After Jennifer died, well, 625 00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:03,485 everything just fell apart. 626 00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:15,492 HALEY: Where are you going? 627 00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:18,450 Where are you going? 628 00:47:18,753 --> 00:47:20,790 I'm gonna go find a telephone and call my dad. 629 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:23,330 You're quitting? You can't quit. Not now. 630 00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:25,373 Look, the contest is in three days, 631 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,918 and he hasn't even learned half the games Lucas has. 632 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:31,930 I mean, look at him. It's over, Haley. 633 00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:35,717 You're a quitter, Corey. And I don't care if you did like me. 634 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,431 Your attitude sucks. 635 00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:41,643 You wanted me to like you? 636 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:43,308 Not anymore. 637 00:47:44,904 --> 00:47:45,815 Great. 638 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:53,698 Corey, I don't wanna quit. 639 00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:04,083 Jimmy! Jimmy! You want to play? 640 00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:07,090 He wants to play! We're not quitting here, okay? 641 00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:08,717 (MOTOWN MUSIC PLAYING) 642 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:17,009 All right, I'm looking for a couple of kids. 643 00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:19,052 This one's a mental case. Have you seen 'em? 644 00:48:21,524 --> 00:48:24,107 (CHUCKLES) Does he dress like you? No. 645 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:27,611 Well, then he couldn't be too much of a case, all right? 646 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:30,864 (LAUGHS) That's very funny. 647 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:34,322 All right, now listen up, fruit fly. It's time to get real. 648 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:37,454 Two kids, one is nine, one is 13, there's a girl with 'em 649 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:40,331 and they've been hanging out in arcades. Have you seen them? 650 00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:44,586 I wouldn't tell you if I knew. 651 00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:52,923 Where the hell are we? 652 00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:55,714 That son of a bitch! 653 00:48:57,476 --> 00:49:00,640 Oh, geez! What the hell are you doing? God! 654 00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:06,224 Whoo! Whoo! 655 00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:11,571 Sorry about that. Woods! You maniac! 656 00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:15,325 I'm gonna sue! Do you hear me? I'm gonna sue your ass when this is over! 657 00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:17,781 You make money off little kids, you miserable jerk! 658 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,366 You oughta be shot! 659 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:21,448 What are you doing? 660 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:22,866 (YELPS) 661 00:49:33,554 --> 00:49:36,513 Do you want some more, huh? I don't think he does. He's had plenty. 662 00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:40,221 Son of a bitch! 663 00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:54,232 (LAUGHS) I told you to stay out of my way, Woods! 664 00:49:56,285 --> 00:49:58,197 You chickenshit! 665 00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,829 (METAL SCRAPING) 666 00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:06,914 Aw, hell. 667 00:50:39,411 --> 00:50:40,527 Corey. 668 00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:45,907 So this is where you live. 669 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:48,418 It's got some charm, you think? 670 00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:55,087 Okay. We got three days to get him good 671 00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:58,094 at every game they could possibly throw at him. 672 00:50:58,389 --> 00:51:01,223 Are you kidding me? I mean, there must be 70 games he's never played. 673 00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:02,598 HALEY: Trust me. 674 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,976 Now look. This is gonna take a lot of quarters. 675 00:51:05,271 --> 00:51:07,354 I gotta find someone, a friend of my dad's. 676 00:51:07,648 --> 00:51:09,685 He's a trucker. His name is Spanky. 677 00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:13,568 The pass line! 678 00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:18,444 Spanky, the pass line! The pass line! 679 00:51:18,742 --> 00:51:21,405 Pay 12. Pass 12. 5 on the pass line. 680 00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:24,287 CROUPIER: It's coming out again. Do or don't pass. 681 00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:26,911 Oh, craps 12! 682 00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:29,701 Once more! Once more! 683 00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:32,913 On the pass line. 684 00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:36,751 (ALL CHEERING) Winner! Seven! 685 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,463 Put it on the field! Put it on the field! 686 00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:46,305 On the field. Put it on the field. Put it on the field. 687 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:49,392 CROUPIER: Coming out again. They're coming out. Watch your hands. 688 00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:52,148 Nine! Whoo! All right! 689 00:51:52,443 --> 00:51:55,857 Okay, hard eight. Spanky, hard eight. 690 00:51:56,989 --> 00:51:59,527 I want a hard eight. Hard eight. 691 00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:01,987 CROUPIER: Hard eight for the money. 692 00:52:02,286 --> 00:52:04,744 Hard eight. Need a hard eight. Coming in. 693 00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:08,373 Roll that eight now. Eight's the line. 694 00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:12,036 Winner! (ALL CHEERING) 695 00:52:13,255 --> 00:52:14,496 We won! Whoo! 696 00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:15,834 We won? 697 00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:18,291 Haley, we won? 698 00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:21,256 What'd I do? What'd I do? Get outta here. 699 00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:22,966 Can't be betting with kids. 700 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,974 400 bucks. We're in fat city! 701 00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:37,314 Oh, and, Spank, 702 00:52:38,447 --> 00:52:40,689 here's your 10. 703 00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:42,857 10 bucks? 704 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,243 Thanks. (CHUCKLES) 705 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:49,702 Okay, level seven? Let me get my book. 706 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,913 Hi. This is Karen, Nintendo gameplay counselor. 707 00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:55,544 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 708 00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:59,374 We have new games. 709 00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:02,215 MAN: All you gotta do is wait until the thing lights up. Uh-huh. 710 00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:05,426 Here you go. Updates. (PHONE RINGING) 711 00:53:05,724 --> 00:53:08,262 Nintendo Game Playing, this is Rick. How can I help you? 712 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,392 Hi. My name is Haley, 713 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:13,647 and I've got a wizard who's going all the way to the championships in Los Angeles. 714 00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:17,059 Is that so? HALEY: All I need is a little help. 715 00:53:17,361 --> 00:53:21,071 Okay, let's start with Simon's Quest. 716 00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:23,322 Okay, now where exactly are you in the game? 717 00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:27,365 (WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY ON PA) 718 00:53:30,082 --> 00:53:32,369 GIRL: Candy bars, bubble gum, licorice. 719 00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:34,500 Hey, babe. 720 00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:44,051 And, uh, keep the change. 721 00:53:53,981 --> 00:53:56,223 Hey, not bad. Not bad. 722 00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:01,273 (GAME BEEPING) 723 00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:08,906 Okay. Wait, can you say that one more time? 724 00:54:09,204 --> 00:54:11,992 Now, watch out for those flying fireballs. 725 00:54:21,175 --> 00:54:22,837 All right. Good. 726 00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:25,127 Get that. Get that. Over there. Over there. 727 00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:28,262 (GAME BEEPING) 728 00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:33,468 I know I have it around here somewhere... 729 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:35,137 Uh, I mean, that's right here. 730 00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:38,560 (SCREAMING) 731 00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:04,290 Hello. Hi. 732 00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:12,473 Next. 733 00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:29,357 Super Mario Bros. 2. 734 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:31,822 Then you're starting out from dungeon square two. 735 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:49,170 No. Mrs. Bateman, as soon as I know where they are, you'll be the first to know. 736 00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:53,590 Mrs. Bateman, you forgot to tell me that your ex-husband is a maniac. 737 00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:57,135 You know, children are one thing, but with maniacs, I get more. 738 00:55:57,437 --> 00:56:01,898 No, they're crisscrossing around the state. (STAMMERING) They're playing video games. 739 00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:05,606 No... Yeah, I don't... Oh, shit! 740 00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:09,735 Good, you see? The best food at the airport. 741 00:56:10,033 --> 00:56:11,865 They'd never come to a place like this. 742 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,277 What the hell's wrong with this place? 743 00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:17,744 No... Mrs. Bateman, I'm gonna have to call you back. 744 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,907 (TRUCK ENGINE STARTS) 745 00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:30,714 Hey. 746 00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:34,468 Hey, buddy. 747 00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:37,179 You wanna make a quick 50? 748 00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:41,308 If you have to, we'll get it to go. 749 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:44,645 (SIGHS) I don't wanna get that to go. 750 00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:49,153 Hi. Cream soda, with some fries, please, medium. To go. 751 00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:50,689 No, no. Not to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 752 00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:53,074 We're sitting here. Uh, excuse me. 753 00:56:53,368 --> 00:56:56,577 SAM: I'm looking for two kids, one about this tall, the other one about here. 754 00:56:57,205 --> 00:56:58,537 The hat. 755 00:56:58,832 --> 00:57:00,915 WAITRESS: Mister, we got 'em in all sizes. 756 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:05,586 Excuse me. 757 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,417 Excuse me. Mind if I ask you where you got that hat? 758 00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,302 Yeah, I mind. 759 00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:16,305 I got it from a moron. 760 00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:18,507 What's that? 761 00:57:20,896 --> 00:57:22,762 Nice hat. 762 00:57:23,065 --> 00:57:25,022 (LAUGHS) 763 00:57:33,367 --> 00:57:35,324 Where'd you get that hat, huh? 764 00:57:35,619 --> 00:57:38,612 (SCOFFS) Couple of kids. 765 00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:41,868 They owed me some cash. 766 00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:44,876 Uh-huh. Where'd they go? 767 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:47,833 Who knows? (CHUCKLES) 768 00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:54,461 Hey! I'll tell you where they were going. 769 00:57:57,265 --> 00:57:58,176 Where? 770 00:58:02,562 --> 00:58:06,226 Los Angeles! What kind of a crazy idea has that kid got? 771 00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:09,939 We're 500 miles from Los Angeles. Huh? 772 00:58:11,113 --> 00:58:13,230 Uh, Pop? 773 00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:20,320 (SIGHS) 774 00:58:20,622 --> 00:58:22,864 I'm gonna go have a seat. 775 00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:28,624 Shit. 776 00:58:34,386 --> 00:58:36,469 Haley. Ah. Okay. 777 00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:40,256 Here you go, Jim. CountingRampage andDr. Chaos, 778 00:58:40,559 --> 00:58:44,143 we have 72 out of 97, three of which he's had a little trouble with, 779 00:58:44,438 --> 00:58:47,647 so we have, uh, 28 more to go. 780 00:58:47,941 --> 00:58:50,354 In one day? 781 00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:54,612 Those look really bad, Corey. They look really bad. How do these look bad? 782 00:58:54,906 --> 00:58:57,193 These are classic. Because we don't need any of that stuff. 783 00:58:57,492 --> 00:58:59,779 COREY: Yes, we do. Now look. Look at this. Look at this. 784 00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:01,819 What? Ajacket? Look at this jacket. 785 00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:04,489 Look at the design... We got plenty of clothes. We need entertainment. 786 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:07,454 We need toys, entertainment, like, look... 787 00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:10,496 These are perfect entertainment. Look what I got for him. Peek-a-boo Peepers. 788 00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:12,959 Look, they're weighted, so they can put them in 789 00:59:13,258 --> 00:59:14,965 your soup, or, like, you know, your friend's soup. 790 00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:17,877 You can do everything with these things. What do you... 791 00:59:20,098 --> 00:59:24,092 (GIGGLES) Jimmy, you're such a dork. 792 00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:28,305 PUTNAM: Look, Mrs. Bateman, I got it from this snot named Lucas. 793 00:59:28,607 --> 00:59:31,645 They're headed for this big video championship in Los Angeles. 794 00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:34,606 No! Don't meet me there. I'll have 'em before you ever get there. 795 00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:36,066 Mrs. Bateman? Mrs. Bateman! 796 00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:41,781 (METAL SCRAPING) 797 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:45,868 The guy said, "Take it," so I took it. How was I supposed to know? 798 00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:50,001 I mean, it looked like a wreck. 799 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:54,084 Unfortunately, we started stripping it. 800 00:59:54,382 --> 00:59:56,965 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING ON RADIO) 801 01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:31,827 Hey, buddy, you seen these kids? Anybody? 802 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,792 MAN: Hey, we're trying to play craps here. Oh, forget it. 803 01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:40,126 CROUPIER: Six! Six! 804 01:00:47,102 --> 01:00:51,221 Excuse me, miss. I'm looking for a couple of kids, this one right here in particular. 805 01:00:51,523 --> 01:00:53,685 Have you seen him? I know they're around here. No. 806 01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:55,816 No? No. 807 01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:01,189 Hey, look what I can do. 808 01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:10,869 Nope. 809 01:01:14,713 --> 01:01:16,079 WOMAN: Can I help you? 810 01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:18,168 Uh, yeah, I'd like a light... 811 01:01:20,051 --> 01:01:21,713 Excuse me, miss. (CLEARS THROAT) 812 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:24,379 I'm looking for my lost son. He's, uh, handicapped. 813 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:27,924 He's been missing fully... Hey! You! 814 01:01:28,226 --> 01:01:30,809 Hey! I got him! I got him! (LAUGHS) 815 01:01:31,104 --> 01:01:32,640 Where is he? Where's who? 816 01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:36,057 Don't give me any lip, you snot! I've been following you across two states. 817 01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:40,444 I'm being paid to bring your little brainless brother back. Now point him out! 818 01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:44,028 Mister, you'll find your other son in the arcade. 819 01:01:44,910 --> 01:01:46,151 I hate you! 820 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:49,912 Haley! 821 01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:52,615 (GAME BEEPING) 822 01:01:52,918 --> 01:01:54,079 (WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON PA) 823 01:02:05,013 --> 01:02:06,549 (GRUNTING) (COINS CLATTERING) 824 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:16,936 Got you, Jimmy boy. Time to go home, son. 825 01:02:19,194 --> 01:02:21,686 We're too late. (SCREAMS) 826 01:02:21,988 --> 01:02:23,775 He touched my breast! 827 01:02:25,367 --> 01:02:27,154 OFFICER: What the hell are you doing? No. I... 828 01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:29,865 Put the kid down. No. I didn't touch anything! You can't... 829 01:02:30,163 --> 01:02:32,029 You can't have the kid. The kid is... What are you... 830 01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:35,416 I got a letter of custody for that kid right here in my pocket! 831 01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:38,327 What are you doing? Put me down! 832 01:02:38,630 --> 01:02:41,623 WOMAN ON PA: Paging Mr. Johnny Love. Mr. Johnny Love. 833 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:44,167 COREY: Jimmy, are you okay? Are you okay? 834 01:02:44,469 --> 01:02:46,131 Come on. We can't stay here. 835 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:10,447 Where the hell are we, Haley? 836 01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,948 My home. Your home? 837 01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:18,952 Nice place. 838 01:03:19,254 --> 01:03:23,089 (HAMMERING) Hey, Pop, I think we got it. 839 01:03:23,383 --> 01:03:25,591 Wait a second. (VIDEO GAME BEEPING) 840 01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:28,423 I'm in the sixth palace of Hyrule. 841 01:03:29,723 --> 01:03:32,682 Yeah! I got past the River Devil. 842 01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:35,514 (CHUCKLES) Terrific. 843 01:03:38,106 --> 01:03:39,642 What the hell are you doing? 844 01:03:39,941 --> 01:03:42,433 I had the magic key. I got the cross. I was closing in on the Barbarian! 845 01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,938 You're losing it, Pop. 846 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,482 Let's get in the car, huh? 847 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:56,076 (EXHALES) 848 01:04:02,464 --> 01:04:05,047 Jimmy's out cold in the house. 849 01:04:09,387 --> 01:04:12,004 So you always, uh, sit up here on the roof? 850 01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:15,596 It's better than being inside. 851 01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:23,691 Look. I know how I told you I lived in some great place, 852 01:04:23,985 --> 01:04:26,523 so don't be rubbing it in. 853 01:04:26,821 --> 01:04:29,689 I didn't say anything. It ain't my fault. 854 01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:32,866 And it ain't my dad's. 855 01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:35,198 My mom, 856 01:04:37,082 --> 01:04:38,664 she had this little problem. 857 01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:42,000 That's how I learned about craps. 858 01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:51,093 I thought, maybe when... 859 01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:53,846 My... My dad got home tomorrow night from work, 860 01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:57,053 we'd have won. 861 01:04:58,478 --> 01:05:02,848 Call him up from LA. and say, "Dad, guess what? 862 01:05:04,651 --> 01:05:07,314 "We can buy a house now." 863 01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:12,323 Geez, listen to me. I even sound like a dork. 864 01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:17,991 Zelda. 865 01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:21,866 Zelda? 866 01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:25,627 Yeah. Yeah, you know, it's like... It's like The Adventures of Link. 867 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:30,212 He has to find Zelda, you have to find a house. Same difference. 868 01:05:32,178 --> 01:05:34,795 Boy, is that sexist. 869 01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:38,307 It's not sexist. It's romantic. 870 01:05:48,445 --> 01:05:51,483 I know what you were gonna do, and you can just forget about it. 871 01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:55,741 There is no way! I am not kissing a boy. 872 01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:58,656 A girl maybe? 873 01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:01,955 You smart-ass. 874 01:06:14,179 --> 01:06:16,091 (CLEARS THROAT) 875 01:06:18,224 --> 01:06:20,386 (SIGHS) 876 01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:22,301 (GIGGLES) 877 01:06:24,606 --> 01:06:26,518 Yeah, information. I'm looking for a... 878 01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:29,228 Brooks, Reno. 879 01:06:29,527 --> 01:06:31,439 B-R, double "O," K-S. 880 01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:36,073 I touched her breast. She doesn't have any breasts. 881 01:06:38,953 --> 01:06:41,411 No, it's a Haley Brooks. 882 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:44,539 All right. Just give me all three. 883 01:06:46,711 --> 01:06:51,627 All right. Yeah, look. What I really need here is an address. Okay. 884 01:06:53,259 --> 01:06:55,751 COREY: Jimmy, time to get up. 885 01:06:56,054 --> 01:06:57,886 Jimmy. 886 01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:01,090 Jimmy? 887 01:07:03,102 --> 01:07:04,968 JIMMY: (IN DISTANCE) Corey! 888 01:07:06,105 --> 01:07:08,267 No. Haley! 889 01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:14,562 What? (JIMMY YELLING) 890 01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:16,856 Come on. 891 01:07:17,158 --> 01:07:19,275 Jimmy! Stop! 892 01:07:19,577 --> 01:07:21,239 Wait! 893 01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,245 Stop! Jimmy! 894 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:25,748 (ENGINE STARTING) 895 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:30,749 Jimmy! Hey! 896 01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:34,085 Wait! HALEY: Jimmy! 897 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,467 He's gone. He's gone. It's over! 898 01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:46,969 Just tell me the truth, Corey. Did you really have a chance? 899 01:07:47,272 --> 01:07:49,605 Yeah. No, I... I don't know. 900 01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:53,063 Look. I've never seen anyone better, not even... Not even Lucas? 901 01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:58,231 Yeah. Not even Lucas. 902 01:08:00,827 --> 01:08:04,366 Hey, where you going? You think I don't have friends? 903 01:08:04,664 --> 01:08:06,951 I got friends. 904 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:09,537 Friends? Haley! 905 01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:20,844 PUTNAM: (CHUCKLING) Hey. Hey! 906 01:08:21,139 --> 01:08:23,927 Hey! Sit down and shut up. 907 01:08:26,185 --> 01:08:28,848 You just made me some money, space case. 908 01:08:29,147 --> 01:08:31,764 Here, have a sucker. 909 01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:38,859 Look. Look, kid, you just do like your Uncle Putnam tells ya, 910 01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:41,490 or else it's gonna be a very long ride home. 911 01:08:57,842 --> 01:09:00,334 What the hell is that? 912 01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:03,050 (SCREAMS) (TIRES SCREECH) 913 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:12,222 Hey! What the hell are you doing? 914 01:09:12,523 --> 01:09:13,889 You're blocking the road, guys. 915 01:09:17,695 --> 01:09:18,902 Whoa! 916 01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:21,897 (DOOR SLAMS) 917 01:09:24,327 --> 01:09:27,035 All right. I want all of your driver's license numbers! 918 01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:29,743 Every one of ya. I want your driver's license numbers! 919 01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:35,619 So you touched her breasts, huh? 920 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:38,209 Oh, my God. 921 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:40,875 PUTNAM: All right. All right. Let's not lose our tempers. 922 01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:42,884 It's very hot... (PUNCH LANDS) 923 01:09:58,528 --> 01:09:59,439 (GROANING SOFTLY) 924 01:10:01,781 --> 01:10:04,524 HALEY: Come on, Spanky. Faster, faster! 925 01:10:04,826 --> 01:10:08,240 I'm already in a world of trouble when ol' Pete find out I stole his rig. 926 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:10,871 Do you want me to get a ticket, too? 927 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:15,660 JIMMY: Please, Spanky? 928 01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:19,080 All right! LA, here we come. 929 01:10:19,382 --> 01:10:21,044 Look out for the road hog! 930 01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:22,173 Yahoo! 931 01:10:22,468 --> 01:10:24,676 ALL: Yahoo! (HORN HONKING) 932 01:10:39,861 --> 01:10:42,524 COREY: Bye, Spanky. Thanks for the ride. 933 01:10:42,822 --> 01:10:44,609 Bye, Spanky. 934 01:10:44,907 --> 01:10:46,899 HALEY: Thanks, Spanky. Good luck, you guys. 935 01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:55,161 Excuse me. Excuse me. 936 01:10:58,004 --> 01:11:00,246 BOY: Andy Panda! Have you seen Woody Woodpecker? 937 01:11:00,548 --> 01:11:03,416 There it is. Whoa, look at this place. 938 01:11:04,343 --> 01:11:06,585 (MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 939 01:11:06,888 --> 01:11:11,383 WOMAN ON PA: From three finalists, one champion. Who will survive? 940 01:11:11,684 --> 01:11:13,926 Video Armageddon continues. 941 01:11:14,228 --> 01:11:16,094 All right. Let's move it, move it, move it, kid! Hi. 942 01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:17,683 Hey. Hi. We're here to register. 943 01:11:17,982 --> 01:11:19,268 Good. Yeah, the name's Jimmy Woods. 944 01:11:19,567 --> 01:11:22,480 Woods! Jimmy Woods! 945 01:11:22,779 --> 01:11:24,486 What game is it? What game are they playing? 946 01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:29,276 Well, for the prelims we're playing Ninja Gaiden! (MARTIALARTS YELL) 947 01:11:29,577 --> 01:11:32,320 He knows Ninja Gaiden. We're in! That's great. 948 01:11:32,622 --> 01:11:35,865 You're in. Fantastic. Pin this to his back and hustle it on in there. 949 01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:39,581 You're blowing it. You're late. Move it, move it, move it! 950 01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:44,840 ANNOUNCER: And the clock moves inexorably towards the final conflict. 951 01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:48,468 From three finalists, one champion. 952 01:11:48,763 --> 01:11:52,347 Who will survive at Video Armageddon? Remember what we taught you. 953 01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:57,012 Will you look at this? (CROWD CHEERING) 954 01:11:57,313 --> 01:12:02,433 ANNOUNCER: Oh, here we go. A winner here. Let's go. 955 01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:04,397 (ANNOUNCER CONTINUES TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 956 01:12:13,204 --> 01:12:15,287 ANNOUNCER: As the clock winds down, 957 01:12:15,581 --> 01:12:20,076 who will survive, as we have 10 seconds, nine... 958 01:12:20,378 --> 01:12:22,836 ALL: Eight, seven, six, 959 01:12:23,130 --> 01:12:27,215 five, four, three, two, one! 960 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:30,719 (BUZZER SOUNDS) (CHEERING) 961 01:12:31,013 --> 01:12:35,098 We have a new winner, number 169! 962 01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:39,644 Number 169 is who we gotta beat. 963 01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:42,147 Whoever it is, they're good. 964 01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:44,061 It's Lucas. 965 01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:47,520 Yeah. All right, Lucas. Yeah. 966 01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:50,439 Hey, It's the wizard. 967 01:12:50,741 --> 01:12:52,107 I brought my friends, too. 968 01:12:52,410 --> 01:12:55,198 I wanted to show them perfection. 969 01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:57,988 You know, I hope you don't get nervous like last time, wiz. 970 01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:01,955 We wouldn't want you to whiz on someone. (ALL LAUGH) 971 01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:05,087 Let's just hope it's you. Whoa. 972 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,838 Come on. Let's go. 973 01:13:07,133 --> 01:13:09,466 WOMAN ON PA: The final elimination round of Video Armageddon... 974 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:13,379 All right. At last the final round. 975 01:13:13,681 --> 01:13:15,968 Come up here, my little beauties. 976 01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:18,179 All right. Okay, Jimmy. This is you. This is you. 977 01:13:18,477 --> 01:13:20,639 Stay calm. You know this game. Remember all the stuff you learned. 978 01:13:20,938 --> 01:13:23,806 Remember where to warp on the boards. You remember? WOMAN ON PA: Twenty-seven. 979 01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:25,394 Go. Go get 'em. Concentrate. Go. 980 01:13:25,693 --> 01:13:29,403 You can do it. You can do it, Jimmy. Just... Go on. 981 01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:31,905 ANNOUNCER: Come up here, my little munchkins. 982 01:13:32,199 --> 01:13:34,486 Get your little bottoms up here... (WOMAN ON PA COUNTING DOWN) 983 01:13:34,785 --> 01:13:37,903 ANNOUNCER:...as we move into the final, and last, elimination round! 984 01:13:38,205 --> 01:13:39,491 Come on. 985 01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:42,453 They have 10 minutes! 986 01:13:43,669 --> 01:13:44,750 Go! 987 01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:58,598 Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 988 01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:20,279 Go, go, go! Come on! 989 01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:22,573 Go! He got it. 990 01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:36,053 ANNOUNCER: All right! Who is gonna win the 50,000 smackeroos? 991 01:14:36,347 --> 01:14:40,011 Oh, terrific. Whoa! Ten, nine, eight... 992 01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:42,016 ALL: Seven, six, 993 01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:46,646 five, four, three, two, one! 994 01:14:46,941 --> 01:14:49,058 (BUZZER SOUNDS) (CROWD CHEERS) 995 01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:51,477 ANNOUNCER: And now the judges tabulate 996 01:14:51,779 --> 01:14:55,614 to reveal our three winning finalists! 997 01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:06,667 Ladies and gentlemen, the winners are 169... 998 01:15:06,961 --> 01:15:13,128 Yeah! WOMAN ON PA: Number 169, Lucas Barton. 999 01:15:13,426 --> 01:15:15,713 You're out there. I wonder where you'd all gone. 1000 01:15:16,345 --> 01:15:17,677 255. 1001 01:15:17,972 --> 01:15:21,886 WOMAN ON PA: Number 255, Mora Grissom. 1002 01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:24,597 (CROWD CHEERING) (SCATTERED BOOS) 1003 01:15:28,649 --> 01:15:31,392 And 427! 1004 01:15:31,694 --> 01:15:35,813 WOMAN ON PA: Number 427, Jimmy Woods. (BOTH CHATTERING) 1005 01:15:41,078 --> 01:15:42,660 Jimmy! Whoo! 1006 01:15:44,749 --> 01:15:48,959 Well, ladies, gentlemen, 1007 01:15:49,253 --> 01:15:51,119 children, siblings, 1008 01:15:51,422 --> 01:15:53,709 animals, 1009 01:15:54,008 --> 01:15:57,001 this is the day that our three contestants 1010 01:15:57,970 --> 01:15:59,677 in 15 minutes 1011 01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:04,967 will fight for 50,000 smackeroos! 1012 01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:07,181 (ALL CHEERING) 1013 01:16:10,274 --> 01:16:14,985 But now, I am really gonna brain you out! 1014 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:16,986 They are gonna have to play a game 1015 01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:22,822 that they have never, ever, ever played before. 1016 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:25,032 (CROWD OOHS) New game? 1017 01:16:25,331 --> 01:16:29,200 In 15 minutes you get to your stations! 1018 01:16:29,502 --> 01:16:33,496 What? A new game? You didn't say there'd be a new game! 1019 01:16:36,467 --> 01:16:38,379 (FRANKENSTEIN GRUNTS) 1020 01:16:40,387 --> 01:16:43,846 (CONTINUES GRUNTING) 1021 01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:48,055 What the hell are you doing? What do you want? Get away! 1022 01:16:49,688 --> 01:16:53,432 Freak. WOMAN ON PA: Warning. Video Armageddon 1023 01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:58,104 will begin in T-minus 15 minutes and counting. 1024 01:16:58,405 --> 01:17:00,237 (CHUCKLES) Putnam! 1025 01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:01,865 Mr. Bateman. 1026 01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,573 Mr. Putnam, my son has been on the road for almost nine days now. 1027 01:17:05,871 --> 01:17:07,487 You said you'd have him back in hours. 1028 01:17:07,790 --> 01:17:09,952 All right, look. I'm glad... I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you made it. 1029 01:17:10,251 --> 01:17:11,787 He's here. Believe me. 1030 01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:13,372 Where? 1031 01:17:13,671 --> 01:17:17,290 With all due respect, Mr. Bateman, I've had a bitch of a time, 1032 01:17:17,591 --> 01:17:20,459 excuse my language, and I'd rather not have anything else go wrong. 1033 01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:25,930 I mean, it's so unfair. How can they give us a new game? 1034 01:17:29,854 --> 01:17:32,312 Hey, Lucas, man, that was great. 1035 01:17:32,606 --> 01:17:34,518 You're gonna rip their gizzards out, man. 1036 01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:36,308 Yeah, yeah. Look, dork lips, 1037 01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:39,102 why don't you just make yourself useful and get me a cold drink? 1038 01:17:41,699 --> 01:17:44,157 Hey. Hey, you! You in the black shirt! 1039 01:17:44,451 --> 01:17:46,067 Up here! Up on the steps! 1040 01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:49,158 Look! Hey, you! Up here! 1041 01:17:49,456 --> 01:17:52,665 Hey! They're down there. Over there! 1042 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,667 Hey! They're down there. It's him. 1043 01:17:54,962 --> 01:17:57,454 (GASPS) It's Jimmy! It's Jim... Jimmy! Jimmy! 1044 01:17:58,883 --> 01:18:00,670 Run! Come on! 1045 01:18:00,968 --> 01:18:02,834 Uh, stop eating! Where are they going? 1046 01:18:03,137 --> 01:18:05,470 HALEY: Corey! Come on! 1047 01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:08,469 Wait! Wait! 1048 01:18:08,767 --> 01:18:12,135 COREY: Go, Jimmy, go! Hurry up. Close it! 1049 01:18:14,648 --> 01:18:18,517 Hey, watch where you're going! Let me go, man! Let me go! 1050 01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:20,731 (HALEY SCREAMS) Come here! 1051 01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:23,989 Stop those... Get outta my way. 1052 01:18:25,075 --> 01:18:26,907 WOMAN: Where's your mother? 1053 01:18:28,537 --> 01:18:32,702 (GROWLING) 1054 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,208 COREY: Come on, Jimmy! Come on. Hurry up. 1055 01:18:35,502 --> 01:18:36,538 Wait a second. There they go right there. 1056 01:18:36,837 --> 01:18:38,328 Huh? Come on! 1057 01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:41,715 Hey! Paul Meiner's next motion pictureMayhem in Monte Carlo, 1058 01:18:42,009 --> 01:18:45,343 starring Zsa Zsa Gabor and Pee-wee Herman in the romantic leads. 1059 01:18:45,638 --> 01:18:48,381 HALEY: What do we do, Corey? What do we do? 1060 01:18:48,682 --> 01:18:50,844 PUTNAM: Come here! Stop those kids! Come on. Come on. 1061 01:18:53,103 --> 01:18:56,847 Come on, Haley! Give me the pail. Jimmy, give me the pail. 1062 01:18:57,149 --> 01:18:58,981 Stop those kids! Come here! 1063 01:19:01,779 --> 01:19:04,112 Hold this. 1064 01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:07,615 TOUR GUIDE: The prop house over here, where we contain most of the props... 1065 01:19:17,544 --> 01:19:19,786 Oh, damn! Bastard! 1066 01:19:21,131 --> 01:19:24,499 What the hell do we do now? 1067 01:19:24,802 --> 01:19:26,759 Go this way, here. 1068 01:19:27,054 --> 01:19:30,092 Come here! Come here! Hey! (FLAMES ROARING) 1069 01:19:30,391 --> 01:19:32,383 Come here, you little freak! 1070 01:19:32,685 --> 01:19:35,052 You maniac, what are you... 1071 01:19:35,354 --> 01:19:37,391 (YELPING) What are you... 1072 01:19:38,315 --> 01:19:39,601 (ALARM BLARING) 1073 01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:41,892 Right there. Go! Go! 1074 01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:46,650 PUTNAM: Get that kid! Come here! Come on! 1075 01:19:49,702 --> 01:19:51,318 PUTNAM: Come here! 1076 01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,737 (ROARING) (SCREAMING) 1077 01:19:54,581 --> 01:19:55,492 Gotcha! 1078 01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:00,168 Come here! Get off me! Come on! Come on! 1079 01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:02,419 What are you... Get off! 1080 01:20:04,425 --> 01:20:07,133 Ahhh! Ahhh! You all right? 1081 01:20:07,428 --> 01:20:11,388 Please, sit down and have fun! Just sit down and have fun, damn it! 1082 01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:16,426 Are you okay? Face all right? 1083 01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:18,186 Yeah. Yeah? You sure? 1084 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:19,891 (ROARING) 1085 01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:30,615 COREY: Come on. Come on! 1086 01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:33,656 Okay. Down here. Down here. 1087 01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:40,409 (MACHINERY WHIRRING) 1088 01:20:40,711 --> 01:20:42,703 HALEY: Hurry, Jimmy. Hurry! 1089 01:20:43,881 --> 01:20:45,793 Follow me, Jimmy. 1090 01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:48,299 (YELPS) Wrong way! This way! 1091 01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:03,273 Over there, through the window. 1092 01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:09,111 Come on. Come on, Jimmy. Come on. 1093 01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:13,525 Where are we? What is this? What is this? The contest is about to start. 1094 01:21:13,827 --> 01:21:17,366 (CROWD CHEERING IN DISTANCE) Wait a minute. Haley, look down! 1095 01:21:17,664 --> 01:21:20,907 Where is he? Where's the little guy? Where's the third? 1096 01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:24,248 It's time to go. Woods. Woods... 1097 01:21:24,546 --> 01:21:26,538 Where is he? I don't know. 1098 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:30,333 There's your cue. WOMAN ON PA: The option to override emergency destruct 1099 01:21:30,636 --> 01:21:32,468 has now expired. 1100 01:21:32,763 --> 01:21:35,050 Video Armageddon will begin 1101 01:21:35,349 --> 01:21:38,808 in T-minus two minutes and counting. 1102 01:21:44,108 --> 01:21:47,442 Our first contestant, 1103 01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:51,275 Mr. Lucas Barton from Nevada. 1104 01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:53,735 CROWD: (CHANTING) Lucas! Lucas! BOY: Kick butt, Lucas! 1105 01:21:54,034 --> 01:21:57,402 GIRL: I love you, Lucas! (CHANTING CONTINUES) 1106 01:21:57,704 --> 01:22:02,415 WOMAN ON PA:90 seconds. Hey! Hey, Lucas! Lucas, tell 'em to wait! 1107 01:22:02,709 --> 01:22:05,372 Tell 'em we're here! Lucas! HALEY: Lucas! 1108 01:22:05,671 --> 01:22:07,253 (CLATTERING) He's coming! 1109 01:22:07,548 --> 01:22:10,040 Go! Run! Run! 1110 01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:11,583 (PUTNAM YELLS) (COREY SCREAMS) 1111 01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:19,133 And our second contestant, from the state of California, 1112 01:22:20,310 --> 01:22:23,929 the gorgeous Mora Grissom. 1113 01:22:24,231 --> 01:22:26,439 (CROWD CHEERS) WOMAN ON PA: Sixty seconds. 1114 01:22:26,733 --> 01:22:29,601 COREY: (SCREAMS) No! Come on! Right here. 1115 01:22:29,903 --> 01:22:31,986 Come on, Jimmy! Go, go! 1116 01:22:32,281 --> 01:22:36,696 Turn him over, you little snots! He's mine. COREY: No. 1117 01:22:36,994 --> 01:22:39,156 WOMAN ON PA: Fifty seconds. Ha! Stay back! 1118 01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:41,913 I'm a desperate man. I could do anything. Very cute. 1119 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,496 I'm gonna get ya. 1120 01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:49,834 What the hell is that? Hey! COREY: (LAUGHS) Bye! 1121 01:22:50,132 --> 01:22:52,294 Come here! HALEY: All right, Corey! 1122 01:22:52,593 --> 01:22:55,006 God, I hate this job! (GROANS) 1123 01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:58,012 WOMAN ON PA: Forty seconds. 1124 01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:03,768 And our third contestant, from the great state of Utah... 1125 01:23:04,062 --> 01:23:06,725 WOMAN ON PA: Thirty seconds. Gimme, gimme, gimme, 1126 01:23:07,024 --> 01:23:09,516 Jimmy Woods! 1127 01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:12,982 WOMAN ON PA:19, 18, 17, 1128 01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,567 16, 15, 1129 01:23:15,866 --> 01:23:18,654 14, 13, 12... Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, 1130 01:23:18,952 --> 01:23:21,490 Woods! 11, 10 seconds, 1131 01:23:21,788 --> 01:23:24,656 nine, eight, seven, 1132 01:23:24,958 --> 01:23:30,545 six, five, four, three, two... I give you Video Armageddon! 1133 01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:32,796 WOMAN ON PA: One, ignition. (ALARM BEEPING) 1134 01:24:07,584 --> 01:24:11,874 Hey, hey! Ha-ha! 1135 01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:17,668 Ladies and gentlemen, we have three contestants, 1136 01:24:17,970 --> 01:24:21,463 one, two, three! 1137 01:24:21,765 --> 01:24:24,724 (CROWD CHEERS) 1138 01:24:25,018 --> 01:24:27,681 So I give you 1139 01:24:27,980 --> 01:24:32,600 Super Mario Bros. 3! 1140 01:24:41,952 --> 01:24:44,695 ANNOUNCER: To your stations! 1141 01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:53,958 You have 10 minutes, and the player with the most points wins! 1142 01:25:00,971 --> 01:25:01,882 Go! 1143 01:25:07,728 --> 01:25:10,687 ANNOUNCER: We enter World One. 1144 01:25:10,981 --> 01:25:12,768 WOMAN ON PA: Lucas Barton, 1,300. 1145 01:25:13,066 --> 01:25:15,649 Jimmy Woods, 1,300. 1146 01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:17,776 Mora Grissom, 400. 1147 01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:23,032 Come on, come on, come on! Let's hear it from the rest of you! You've got me! 1148 01:25:23,327 --> 01:25:25,944 Oh, wow! Look at this! 1149 01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:27,953 You can do it! You can do it! Come on! 1150 01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:30,831 Corey! Corey! Jimmy, Jimmy! Yeah! 1151 01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:32,833 He's a finalist! Uh-huh. 1152 01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:35,620 Why didn't you tell me? He's a finalist! BATEMAN: What? 1153 01:25:35,922 --> 01:25:40,007 My son's a finalist. Jimmy! Watch the mushrooms! 1154 01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:44,467 WOMAN ON PA: Lucas Barton, 16,900. 1155 01:25:44,765 --> 01:25:48,850 Jimmy Woods, 17,200. 1156 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:53,514 Miss Mora Grissom, 14,900. 1157 01:25:56,318 --> 01:25:59,231 Lucas, second. Jimmy leads! 1158 01:25:59,529 --> 01:26:03,068 He's doing it! Faster! Yahoo! 1159 01:26:03,367 --> 01:26:05,780 He's a changed man, this guy. No kidding. 1160 01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:08,907 NICK: Come on, shorty. I love ya! 1161 01:26:09,206 --> 01:26:11,698 COREY: All right. Now stomp on 'em. Get 'em! 1162 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:16,961 Okay, now find a warp, Jimmy. Find a warp! If he finds a warp, he can jump worlds. 1163 01:26:17,255 --> 01:26:19,747 Get it, Jimmy. Go! Go! Go! 1164 01:26:20,050 --> 01:26:25,296 WOMAN ON PA: Lucas Barton, 24,150. 1165 01:26:26,598 --> 01:26:31,434 Jimmy Woods, 26,340. 1166 01:26:34,773 --> 01:26:38,517 Well, we got him cold now. I flushed him out. 1167 01:26:38,819 --> 01:26:40,401 Course, we still have a deal, Mrs. Bateman. 1168 01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:43,313 Shut up! Oh, sure. 1169 01:26:52,332 --> 01:26:53,743 Oh, no. No! 1170 01:26:54,918 --> 01:26:56,830 The turtle hit him with his boomerang. 1171 01:26:57,129 --> 01:27:00,247 You're gonna have to start over, Jimmy. Just stay calm, okay? Stay calm! 1172 01:27:08,432 --> 01:27:10,640 ANNOUNCER: And Jimmy loses a life 1173 01:27:10,934 --> 01:27:14,427 and starts over in World Two. 1174 01:27:18,275 --> 01:27:22,986 Yeah. ANNOUNCER: Lucas finishes World Two. 1175 01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:26,023 ANNOUNCER: And Mora finishes World Two. 1176 01:27:31,121 --> 01:27:34,865 Oh, no. He's lost another guy! He's gonna have to start all over again. 1177 01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:42,422 ANNOUNCER: Jimmy begins World Two again. 1178 01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:53,304 WOMAN ON PA: Lucas Barton, match. 52,520. 1179 01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:57,637 The star, Jimmy. Get the star! 1180 01:28:01,067 --> 01:28:03,730 Whoo! Yeah! 1181 01:28:05,489 --> 01:28:08,527 ANNOUNCER: Jimmy finishes World Two. I know you can do it. 1182 01:28:09,618 --> 01:28:10,654 Just go! Just go! 1183 01:28:13,163 --> 01:28:15,325 WOMAN ON PA: Jimmy Woods, match. 1184 01:28:15,624 --> 01:28:18,867 50,270. 1185 01:28:25,842 --> 01:28:30,553 Lucas Barton, 59,080. 1186 01:28:30,847 --> 01:28:33,555 Jimmy Woods, 52,000. 1187 01:28:33,850 --> 01:28:39,562 Mora Grissom, 39,820. 1188 01:28:39,856 --> 01:28:42,064 ANNOUNCER: Jimmy's found the secret passageway! 1189 01:28:42,359 --> 01:28:43,975 (CROWD CHEERS) 1190 01:28:49,574 --> 01:28:53,067 That's the magic flute. Use it! Use it! It opens the warp. 1191 01:28:59,417 --> 01:29:02,376 ANNOUNCER: Jimmy finds the warp zone! 1192 01:29:02,671 --> 01:29:04,287 Yes! Yes, he's found the warp! 1193 01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:12,012 WOMAN ON PA: Jimmy Woods, 66,820. 1194 01:29:12,305 --> 01:29:17,801 Lucas Barton, 69,180. 1195 01:29:18,103 --> 01:29:22,939 Mora Grissom, 47,500. 1196 01:29:23,233 --> 01:29:25,441 (CROWD GROANS) 1197 01:29:25,735 --> 01:29:27,727 She's out! She's out! She's out! 1198 01:29:28,029 --> 01:29:32,194 Game play will terminate in T-minus 18... CROWD: Score! Score! Score! 1199 01:29:32,492 --> 01:29:34,279 17, 16... Come on, Jimmy. Score! Score! 1200 01:29:34,578 --> 01:29:37,116 15, 14... 1201 01:29:37,414 --> 01:29:40,532 13, 12, 11... 1202 01:29:40,834 --> 01:29:42,541 ALL: Ten, nine, 1203 01:29:42,836 --> 01:29:46,705 eight, seven, six... 1204 01:29:47,007 --> 01:29:49,499 Get the star, Jimmy, the star! ALL: Five, four, 1205 01:29:49,801 --> 01:29:53,636 three, two, one. 1206 01:29:53,930 --> 01:29:57,298 (BUZZER SOUNDS) (CROWD CHEERS) 1207 01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:04,389 WOMAN ON PA: Their final scores are: Jimmy Woods... 1208 01:30:04,691 --> 01:30:07,729 Holy moly! WOMAN ON PA:81,520. 1209 01:30:08,028 --> 01:30:10,270 And the winner is... WOMAN ON PA: Lucas Barton... 1210 01:30:10,572 --> 01:30:14,907 Jimmy Woods from Utah! WOMAN ON PA:78,180. 1211 01:30:15,201 --> 01:30:18,615 Yeah! I know that kid! WOMAN ON PA: Mora Grissom, 49,440. 1212 01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:20,997 Yeah! Way to go! 1213 01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:23,874 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 1214 01:30:24,961 --> 01:30:26,873 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1215 01:30:58,536 --> 01:31:02,450 Well, it was pretty remarkable. 1216 01:31:31,361 --> 01:31:35,605 "Fornia." (STAMMERS) California! 1217 01:31:35,907 --> 01:31:37,398 California! What's the matter with him? 1218 01:31:37,701 --> 01:31:41,820 Just pull over. Stay still, honey. It's okay. Would you pull over? 1219 01:31:42,122 --> 01:31:44,364 JIMMY: California! CHRISTINE: It's okay. 1220 01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:48,000 He's pulling over. What the hell are they doing? I don't know. 1221 01:31:48,294 --> 01:31:50,126 Dad, pull over. 1222 01:31:52,757 --> 01:31:55,374 Well, go ahead. Pull over! 1223 01:32:06,062 --> 01:32:07,519 CHRISTINE: Jimmy! 1224 01:32:09,649 --> 01:32:13,518 What's the problem? Huh? I don't know. He's yelling "California" and... 1225 01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:16,437 Is he okay? Yeah, he's okay. 1226 01:32:33,631 --> 01:32:35,543 COREY: Jimmy? 1227 01:32:38,386 --> 01:32:41,845 Jimmy? Jimmy. 1228 01:32:43,016 --> 01:32:44,848 Where'd he go? 1229 01:32:48,938 --> 01:32:50,395 Wait a minute. 1230 01:32:51,524 --> 01:32:53,436 Jimmy? 1231 01:32:56,112 --> 01:32:57,819 Jimmy. 1232 01:33:11,169 --> 01:33:12,159 Jimmy. 1233 01:33:16,341 --> 01:33:18,003 Jennifer. 1234 01:33:22,597 --> 01:33:24,554 What... What is this? What's going on? 1235 01:33:27,143 --> 01:33:28,475 It's all of us. 1236 01:33:30,688 --> 01:33:32,896 It was taken here. 1237 01:33:43,034 --> 01:33:46,573 Jimmy. Jimmy, is this California? 1238 01:33:57,674 --> 01:34:02,044 I guess, he just wanted to leave her in a place where she was happy. 1239 01:34:15,775 --> 01:34:18,688 I guess he wanted to say goodbye. 1240 01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:23,613 Jim? 1241 01:34:43,011 --> 01:34:45,924 Why don't you take our boys home, Sam? 1242 01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:52,635 We'll talk when we get back to town. 1243 01:34:59,194 --> 01:35:01,026 Come on. 1244 01:35:10,246 --> 01:35:12,158 Let's go. 1245 01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:18,578 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1246 01:35:22,425 --> 01:35:24,337 (CHUCKLES) 1247 01:35:26,387 --> 01:35:32,224 (WOMAN VOCALIZING) 1248 01:35:42,195 --> 01:35:44,061 (GIGGLES) 1249 01:35:44,364 --> 01:35:49,655 (SINGING)I'm traveling blind trapped in darkness 1250 01:35:52,330 --> 01:35:54,663 Kept tryin' to find 1251 01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:58,702 Easy rules to win the game 1252 01:35:59,003 --> 01:36:03,088 Goin' round and round 1253 01:36:03,383 --> 01:36:06,967 In old disguise 1254 01:36:07,262 --> 01:36:11,176 So full of doubt 1255 01:36:11,474 --> 01:36:15,263 But I'm turnin' around 'cause now it's my time 1256 01:36:15,561 --> 01:36:19,054 I'm standing on the edge 1257 01:36:19,357 --> 01:36:22,441 Of tomorrow 1258 01:36:24,070 --> 01:36:29,657 Leaving far behind my yesterdays 1259 01:36:31,953 --> 01:36:35,822 Its shadow's disappearing 1260 01:36:36,124 --> 01:36:39,663 As mornin' light is nearing 1261 01:36:39,961 --> 01:36:42,453 And tomorrow will be more 1262 01:36:42,755 --> 01:36:46,749 Than just another day 1263 01:36:47,051 --> 01:36:52,422 I've found my way 1264 01:36:53,599 --> 01:36:59,061 Playing it safe for a long time 1265 01:37:01,524 --> 01:37:03,766 So afraid 1266 01:37:04,068 --> 01:37:07,903 To find the courage to believe 1267 01:37:08,197 --> 01:37:11,986 But with each new day 1268 01:37:12,285 --> 01:37:16,450 I find the urge 1269 01:37:16,748 --> 01:37:20,241 To face the pain 1270 01:37:20,543 --> 01:37:24,457 Now it's time for a change I swear, it's my turn 1271 01:37:24,756 --> 01:37:28,249 I'm standing on the edge 1272 01:37:28,551 --> 01:37:31,635 Of tomorrow 1273 01:37:33,306 --> 01:37:38,893 Leaving far behind my yesterdays 1274 01:37:40,980 --> 01:37:45,020 Its shadow's disappearing 1275 01:37:45,318 --> 01:37:48,857 As mornin' light is nearing 1276 01:37:49,155 --> 01:37:51,647 And tomorrow will be more 1277 01:37:51,949 --> 01:37:55,943 Than just another day 1278 01:37:56,245 --> 01:38:00,910 I've found my way 1279 01:38:13,513 --> 01:38:17,257 And now 1280 01:38:17,558 --> 01:38:21,268 With a love I can't explain 1281 01:38:21,562 --> 01:38:25,681 Somehow 1282 01:38:25,983 --> 01:38:30,944 He gave me faith to find the way 1283 01:38:32,115 --> 01:38:35,404 Standing on the edge 1284 01:38:35,701 --> 01:38:38,785 Of tomorrow 1285 01:38:40,415 --> 01:38:46,002 Leaving far behind my yesterdays 1286 01:38:48,089 --> 01:38:52,174 Its shadow's disappearing 1287 01:38:52,468 --> 01:38:56,007 As mornin' light is nearing 1288 01:38:56,305 --> 01:38:58,797 And tomorrow will be more 1289 01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:03,094 Than just another day 1290 01:39:03,396 --> 01:39:10,144 I've found my way 95170

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