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Why don't you use a stake next time? 7 00:01:57,938 --> 00:01:58,938 It's easier. 8 00:01:59,962 --> 00:02:00,795 - Thanks. 9 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:04,536 - You stop them 10 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:07,352 or I'll rip your fangs right out of your mouth 11 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:08,868 and drain you with them. 12 00:02:08,934 --> 00:02:10,101 Understand me? 13 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:13,642 - Wink at me again 14 00:02:13,708 --> 00:02:16,875 and you'll end up wearing an eyepatch. 15 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:28,918 - We meet at last. 16 00:02:28,984 --> 00:02:29,896 Hunter. 17 00:02:29,962 --> 00:02:30,996 - Diana. 18 00:02:31,062 --> 00:02:33,894 I want you to know the name of the one who kills you. 19 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,293 - Diana, dinner. 20 00:02:36,596 --> 00:02:38,544 What's the difference? 21 00:02:38,610 --> 00:02:41,360 (dramatic music) 22 00:02:56,575 --> 00:03:00,069 - Hey, how about you turn off the TV and help me pack? 23 00:03:00,135 --> 00:03:00,968 - Fine. 24 00:03:08,846 --> 00:03:10,179 What am I doing? 25 00:03:13,764 --> 00:03:16,181 (slow music) 26 00:04:46,469 --> 00:04:48,198 - And one of the best things about this apartment is 27 00:04:48,264 --> 00:04:51,087 that it come fully furnished. 28 00:04:51,153 --> 00:04:52,504 It has everything you need to move right in 29 00:04:52,570 --> 00:04:54,108 and feel like home. 30 00:04:54,174 --> 00:04:56,872 - How come the previous tenants left everything behind? 31 00:04:56,938 --> 00:04:58,442 - I think they broke up. 32 00:04:58,508 --> 00:05:01,925 Didn't want to bring reminders with them. 33 00:05:02,848 --> 00:05:04,739 - That isn't good karma for the place. 34 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:05,975 - Hey. 35 00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:08,048 We can make anywhere we live a home. 36 00:05:08,114 --> 00:05:10,506 This might be a little smaller than we wanted, 37 00:05:10,572 --> 00:05:12,479 but it's a really quiet neighborhood 38 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:15,786 and I don't think we can get a better place in Manhattan. 39 00:05:15,852 --> 00:05:17,886 - It is priced below anything else they've listed 40 00:05:17,952 --> 00:05:21,785 in the city, even including bad neighborhoods. 41 00:05:23,633 --> 00:05:26,383 - The kitchen's really small. 42 00:05:26,449 --> 00:05:29,891 And I don't know about not having a separate dining room. 43 00:05:29,957 --> 00:05:31,735 - But think about the location. 44 00:05:31,801 --> 00:05:33,812 I mean, it's a few blocks to the subway, 45 00:05:33,878 --> 00:05:35,750 no more two commute every day to the city. 46 00:05:35,816 --> 00:05:36,649 - I know. 47 00:05:37,874 --> 00:05:38,791 It is cute. 48 00:05:40,364 --> 00:05:41,273 - That's the bedroom through there. 49 00:05:41,339 --> 00:05:42,662 Why don't you two have a look? 50 00:05:42,728 --> 00:05:46,895 Especially since you'll spend so much of your time in there. 51 00:05:54,158 --> 00:05:55,859 - Tom, can you picture it? 52 00:05:55,925 --> 00:05:57,813 We can put the couch right over here 53 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:01,135 and the kitchen table right over there. 54 00:06:01,201 --> 00:06:03,187 - This really is a great location. 55 00:06:03,253 --> 00:06:04,533 - It is close to the blue line 56 00:06:04,599 --> 00:06:07,825 and you can get anywhere in Manhattan from there. 57 00:06:07,891 --> 00:06:09,714 - Finally moving to the city. 58 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:12,522 This is what we've been talking about for a while. 59 00:06:12,588 --> 00:06:14,122 - This place is perfect. 60 00:06:14,188 --> 00:06:15,930 - It has a lot of potential, 61 00:06:15,996 --> 00:06:20,352 even when you decide to start having a family. 62 00:06:20,418 --> 00:06:24,553 - Well, let's go see what the bedroom looks like. 63 00:06:24,619 --> 00:06:26,605 - The bedroom has fantastic woodwork. 64 00:06:26,671 --> 00:06:28,921 Should I draw up the lease? 65 00:06:30,331 --> 00:06:32,311 - You heard her. 66 00:06:32,377 --> 00:06:33,877 Draw up the lease. 67 00:06:35,485 --> 00:06:36,720 - Let's see here. 68 00:06:36,786 --> 00:06:38,119 Apartment lease. 69 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:40,847 Here we go. 70 00:06:40,913 --> 00:06:41,746 Perfect. 71 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:45,237 (slow music) 72 00:07:09,988 --> 00:07:12,405 (calm music) 73 00:07:33,927 --> 00:07:36,676 - Finally got all the furniture in. 74 00:07:36,742 --> 00:07:38,904 - Well, you were picky enough about what you wanted. 75 00:07:38,970 --> 00:07:42,277 - I was picky, Mr. I want a couch where we both can put 76 00:07:42,343 --> 00:07:44,256 our feet up at the same time? 77 00:07:44,322 --> 00:07:45,597 Yeah, yeah? 78 00:07:45,663 --> 00:07:48,163 (laughs) Yes? 79 00:08:10,805 --> 00:08:12,497 - Can you imagine how much more work this would have been 80 00:08:12,563 --> 00:08:15,480 if we had to get furniture as well? 81 00:08:22,171 --> 00:08:25,698 I want to hear you say you like the apartment. 82 00:08:25,764 --> 00:08:29,543 - Why? Because you're the one who found it? 83 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:30,745 - Yes. 84 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:33,192 And I want to hear you say those words. 85 00:08:33,258 --> 00:08:35,072 - No, I'm not going to say them. 86 00:08:35,138 --> 00:08:37,545 - Come on, Cynthia, say them. 87 00:08:37,611 --> 00:08:41,076 You know how to, just let them flow from your lips. 88 00:08:41,142 --> 00:08:42,953 - I'm not giving you the satisfaction. 89 00:08:43,019 --> 00:08:44,759 - I already have the satisfaction. 90 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,908 I just want the victory. 91 00:08:46,974 --> 00:08:47,912 - (laughs) The victory? 92 00:08:47,978 --> 00:08:48,811 - Yes. 93 00:08:49,937 --> 00:08:51,324 Now say it! 94 00:08:51,390 --> 00:08:53,269 - No, I'm not going to. 95 00:08:53,335 --> 00:08:55,168 - It starts like this. 96 00:08:56,116 --> 00:08:58,033 Reggie, you were right. 97 00:09:02,601 --> 00:09:03,434 Right. 98 00:09:04,379 --> 00:09:06,462 (laughs) 99 00:09:08,585 --> 00:09:11,376 - (sighs) Reggie, you were right. 100 00:09:11,442 --> 00:09:13,994 We could find a great apartment in Manhattan 101 00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:16,419 that we could afford. 102 00:09:16,485 --> 00:09:17,318 - We. 103 00:09:18,212 --> 00:09:20,640 (laughs) 104 00:09:20,706 --> 00:09:23,068 - You could find us a great apartment in Manhattan 105 00:09:23,134 --> 00:09:24,548 that we could afford. 106 00:09:24,614 --> 00:09:26,817 And we don't have to live at the edge of Brooklyn 107 00:09:26,883 --> 00:09:29,629 or one of the other boroughs like I thought 108 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:32,576 just to be in New York City. 109 00:09:32,642 --> 00:09:33,783 - Was that so hard? 110 00:09:33,849 --> 00:09:34,947 - Yes! 111 00:09:35,013 --> 00:09:37,096 (laughs) 112 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,226 - I love you. 113 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:42,910 - I love you too. 114 00:09:45,325 --> 00:09:46,688 Come on. 115 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,199 Let's go to bed. 116 00:09:48,265 --> 00:09:52,432 - Now that sounds like the best offer I've had all day. 117 00:09:55,727 --> 00:09:58,394 (ominous music) 118 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,440 (calm music) 119 00:12:47,954 --> 00:12:50,303 - So how is work going? 120 00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,540 - It's unbelievably good. 121 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,237 I have a meeting tomorrow and I might land a new client 122 00:12:54,303 --> 00:12:55,119 for the firm. 123 00:12:55,185 --> 00:12:56,402 - That is fantastic. 124 00:12:56,468 --> 00:12:59,238 - Yeah, things are looking really promising. 125 00:12:59,304 --> 00:13:01,112 If I can land this client tomorrow, 126 00:13:01,178 --> 00:13:02,511 I don't see how I'm not gonna be on the radar 127 00:13:02,577 --> 00:13:03,910 for a promotion. 128 00:13:04,986 --> 00:13:06,899 And the promotion will come 129 00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:10,612 and people will have to answer to me, Mr. Young, sir, 130 00:13:10,678 --> 00:13:13,119 just tell us whatever you want us to do. 131 00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:15,360 Yes, Mr. Young, we'll get right on that. 132 00:13:15,426 --> 00:13:19,251 - Wow, Tom, sounds like you're on the fast track. 133 00:13:19,317 --> 00:13:22,077 - Monica, you can't even imagine how great it would be. 134 00:13:22,143 --> 00:13:22,976 - Well... 135 00:13:24,857 --> 00:13:26,690 Why don't you tell me? 136 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,898 - First will come the promotion. 137 00:13:29,964 --> 00:13:31,073 Then people will have to answer to me 138 00:13:31,139 --> 00:13:33,039 and do whatever I tell them. 139 00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:36,719 Bigger office, pay raise, expense account. 140 00:13:36,785 --> 00:13:40,453 A bigger place overlooking the river or Central Park. 141 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:42,446 It's gonna be fantastic. 142 00:13:42,512 --> 00:13:43,442 - Wow. 143 00:13:43,508 --> 00:13:46,341 Mr. Young, how about we celebrate? 144 00:13:48,646 --> 00:13:50,283 - That's the best thing I've heard all day. 145 00:13:50,349 --> 00:13:51,996 (laughs) 146 00:13:52,062 --> 00:13:54,145 (kisses) 147 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,570 - Thank you for last night. 148 00:14:29,882 --> 00:14:30,858 - What are you talking about? 149 00:14:30,924 --> 00:14:31,910 What happened last night? 150 00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:32,893 - You know. 151 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,641 - I have no idea what you're talking about. 152 00:14:36,707 --> 00:14:38,689 - Oh, playing coy with me. 153 00:14:38,755 --> 00:14:42,088 It is the most amazing it has ever felt. 154 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:46,288 - Reg, what are you talking about? 155 00:14:46,354 --> 00:14:48,794 - Come on, Cynthia, you know. 156 00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:52,672 - I have no clue what you're going on about. 157 00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:55,905 Oh, but I'm about to be late for work. 158 00:14:58,784 --> 00:15:01,085 - Remember, I'm gonna be home late tonight. 159 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,416 - [Cynthia] Yeah, I remember. 160 00:15:02,482 --> 00:15:03,966 Have a good day at work, sweetheart. 161 00:15:04,032 --> 00:15:04,865 - You too. 162 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,703 (water running) 163 00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:17,624 (calm music) 164 00:17:19,293 --> 00:17:21,960 (ominous music) 165 00:18:51,449 --> 00:18:55,282 - (mumbles) They're cheating! 166 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,142 (slow music) 167 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,559 - I love living in the city. 168 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:36,099 I don't have to dread that long commute home. 169 00:19:36,165 --> 00:19:38,351 - I can't even imagine being stuck in that tunnel again. 170 00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:39,533 - I know. 171 00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:43,515 It's so nice not having to drive home. 172 00:19:43,581 --> 00:19:47,511 But it will still be nice getting to go away next month. 173 00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:51,744 I went to the store and bought a cute little bikini 174 00:19:53,587 --> 00:19:55,404 for our trip. 175 00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:58,887 - I would love to see you in that bikini. 176 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,645 But we're gonna have to cancel that trip. 177 00:20:01,711 --> 00:20:02,997 - Cancel the trip? 178 00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:04,328 Why? 179 00:20:04,394 --> 00:20:05,493 - Work is hectic. 180 00:20:05,559 --> 00:20:07,497 I can't get away right now. 181 00:20:07,563 --> 00:20:09,795 - But I thought you put in for your vacation. 182 00:20:09,861 --> 00:20:12,464 - I did, but they're gonna give me that promotion 183 00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:15,564 so I can't really go away right after getting it. 184 00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:16,625 - Wait. 185 00:20:16,691 --> 00:20:19,402 You mean you got the promotion? 186 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,015 - They told me today that it's mine. 187 00:20:21,081 --> 00:20:22,664 - That is so great! 188 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,466 - This means I get my own office. 189 00:20:28,532 --> 00:20:30,199 - That is wonderful. 190 00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:32,665 - I just hope that you're not too upset 191 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,934 about having to cancel our trip. 192 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:39,578 - Well, you having a promotion is better than a trip. 193 00:20:39,644 --> 00:20:40,908 - Good. 194 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:41,843 Because if you want, you know, 195 00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,163 you can take one of your friends. 196 00:20:44,229 --> 00:20:45,668 Sue or Tracy. 197 00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:46,818 - Don't be silly. 198 00:20:46,884 --> 00:20:49,351 I wouldn't want to go without you. 199 00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:50,284 - Tell me about your day. 200 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,394 Anything exciting happen? 201 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:54,162 - Well, nothing exciting to compare to your news. 202 00:20:54,228 --> 00:20:57,353 - Well, I'm sorry I raised the bar so high. 203 00:20:57,419 --> 00:21:00,254 - (laughs) Maybe tomorrow we can go to this new restaurant 204 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,600 down in Soho to celebrate. 205 00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:04,176 - How about Sunday? 206 00:21:04,242 --> 00:21:05,359 - Why Sunday? 207 00:21:05,425 --> 00:21:07,764 - I have a dinner meeting tomorrow night. 208 00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:10,319 - But you just had a dinner meeting last night. 209 00:21:10,385 --> 00:21:14,106 - Monica, you know how important work is to me. 210 00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,912 - I just get a little lonely not knowing 211 00:21:15,978 --> 00:21:18,347 when you're coming home. 212 00:21:18,413 --> 00:21:21,065 - I'm sorry. I should have called to tell you I was gonna be home late 213 00:21:21,131 --> 00:21:24,611 but I wasn't expecting to be out as late as I was. 214 00:21:24,677 --> 00:21:25,908 - What about tomorrow? 215 00:21:25,974 --> 00:21:29,307 - Tomorrow I know I'm gonna be out late. 216 00:21:30,973 --> 00:21:33,916 - I know work is important to you. 217 00:21:33,982 --> 00:21:37,911 If it helps your career, then you should go. 218 00:21:37,977 --> 00:21:41,215 - You know what else might help my career? 219 00:21:41,281 --> 00:21:43,906 - (laughs) Is it something that takes place 220 00:21:43,972 --> 00:21:45,330 in the other room? 221 00:21:45,396 --> 00:21:47,176 - It doesn't have to take place in the other room. 222 00:21:47,242 --> 00:21:49,325 (laughs) 223 00:21:50,546 --> 00:21:52,169 This couch seems like it could work. 224 00:21:52,235 --> 00:21:54,188 - Well, I don't think this couch is old enough 225 00:21:54,254 --> 00:21:55,979 to see what you have in mind. 226 00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:58,622 - I don't think I'm old enough to see what I have in mind. 227 00:21:58,688 --> 00:22:02,688 - I might be afraid to find out what that means. 228 00:22:03,849 --> 00:22:05,932 Okay, but not too afraid. 229 00:22:09,373 --> 00:22:11,456 (kisses) 230 00:22:18,559 --> 00:22:20,642 (laughs) 231 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:34,229 - Miraculously cured of Ebola who says, quote, 232 00:22:34,295 --> 00:22:35,577 he's thrilled to be alive 233 00:22:35,643 --> 00:22:39,209 and there's a nice picture of him with his 500 pound wife. 234 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,873 First of all, any American who's married 235 00:22:41,939 --> 00:22:43,602 is not thrilled to be alive. 236 00:22:43,668 --> 00:22:47,354 Second of all, if you're married to a 500 pound pizza eater, 237 00:22:47,420 --> 00:22:50,253 you definitely want to have Ebola. 238 00:22:51,730 --> 00:22:52,590 Is that too dark? 239 00:22:52,656 --> 00:22:56,312 Well, guess I won't make any more Ebola jokes. 240 00:22:56,378 --> 00:22:59,912 - How was your business meeting last night? 241 00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:01,811 - It went really well. 242 00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:08,367 - Was it with a guy or a girl? 243 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:10,333 - Huh? 244 00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:17,340 - Was it a guy or a girl you had dinner with? 245 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:25,464 - A group of three investors. - Yeah. 246 00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:28,366 - [Comedian] This ALS challenge with the bucket of ice water 247 00:23:28,432 --> 00:23:30,955 on the head and all that stuff, it doesn't compute. 248 00:23:31,021 --> 00:23:34,534 What has that got to do with the Lou Gehrig's disease? 249 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:38,767 What's that got to do with (babbles), 250 00:23:39,769 --> 00:23:43,677 stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid (babbles). 251 00:23:43,743 --> 00:23:45,109 What's this got to do with that? 252 00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:47,542 Why don't you just go up and kick somebody in the balls 253 00:23:47,608 --> 00:23:49,986 and call attention to testicular cancer? 254 00:23:50,052 --> 00:23:53,834 I challenge Michelle Obama to kick Barack Obama in the balls 255 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:57,233 to raise awareness of testicular cancer. 256 00:23:59,970 --> 00:24:03,864 I challenge Justin Bieber to kick Rosie O'Donnell 257 00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:08,343 in the balls to raise awareness of testicular cancer. 258 00:24:08,409 --> 00:24:11,143 That makes more sense, you know? 259 00:24:11,209 --> 00:24:15,327 I challenge Dane Cook, who's very unfunny... 260 00:24:15,393 --> 00:24:17,736 (phone ringing) 261 00:24:17,802 --> 00:24:18,656 - Is that your cell phone? 262 00:24:18,722 --> 00:24:22,305 - No, mine's in the bedroom, must be yours. 263 00:24:29,104 --> 00:24:29,937 - Hello? 264 00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:33,533 Hello? 265 00:24:37,759 --> 00:24:40,131 I guess whatever bimbo you went out with last night 266 00:24:40,197 --> 00:24:41,452 was trying to reach you. 267 00:24:41,518 --> 00:24:42,329 - What? 268 00:24:42,395 --> 00:24:45,062 (phone ringing) 269 00:24:45,964 --> 00:24:47,880 - Here! It's for you. 270 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,675 - Hello? 271 00:24:54,741 --> 00:24:55,741 Who is this? 272 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,923 - [Man] You're gonna die. 273 00:25:02,549 --> 00:25:05,253 (phone ringing) 274 00:25:05,319 --> 00:25:07,319 (snaps) 275 00:25:11,071 --> 00:25:13,738 (phone ringing) 276 00:25:33,538 --> 00:25:34,518 - You're insane 277 00:25:34,584 --> 00:25:36,770 if you think you're sleeping in here tonight. 278 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:38,524 I should throw your cheating ass out. 279 00:25:38,590 --> 00:25:40,757 - But Cynthia... - I don't wanna hear it! 280 00:25:40,823 --> 00:25:43,823 You know where the extra sheets are. 281 00:25:58,085 --> 00:25:59,987 (sighs) 282 00:26:00,053 --> 00:26:02,470 (slow music) 283 00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:23,222 (ominous music) 284 00:28:02,941 --> 00:28:05,108 (screams) 285 00:28:10,246 --> 00:28:12,133 (crying) 286 00:28:12,199 --> 00:28:13,700 - Cynthia. 287 00:28:13,766 --> 00:28:15,454 You okay? - Something was in here. 288 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:20,066 - What? - I don't know, an animal or something. 289 00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:21,132 - It's okay. 290 00:28:22,179 --> 00:28:23,228 It's okay. 291 00:28:23,294 --> 00:28:24,966 I'm here now, I'm here now. 292 00:28:25,032 --> 00:28:27,449 I'm not going anywhere, okay? 293 00:28:42,771 --> 00:28:44,088 (laughs) 294 00:28:44,154 --> 00:28:45,085 (kisses) 295 00:28:45,151 --> 00:28:47,134 - Good morning. 296 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,406 - What time you coming home tonight? 297 00:28:48,472 --> 00:28:50,718 - Oh, not till after midnight. 298 00:28:50,784 --> 00:28:52,076 - Well, since you're not gonna be around tonight, 299 00:28:52,142 --> 00:28:53,439 I'm gonna have dinner with Ned. 300 00:28:53,505 --> 00:28:55,298 - How is he doing? 301 00:28:55,364 --> 00:28:57,352 I haven't seen him since the Christmas party 302 00:28:57,418 --> 00:28:59,145 at your old job. 303 00:28:59,211 --> 00:29:03,988 Well, it's a shame that Jennifer and him got divorced. 304 00:29:04,054 --> 00:29:06,226 - He's doing good, you know, finally back on his feet. 305 00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:07,668 - That's good. 306 00:29:07,734 --> 00:29:09,234 Tell him I say hi. 307 00:29:10,733 --> 00:29:13,772 - You know, I'd rather not go and just be with you. 308 00:29:13,838 --> 00:29:15,338 - You're so sweet. 309 00:29:18,334 --> 00:29:20,417 (kisses) 310 00:29:26,384 --> 00:29:29,051 (ominous music) 311 00:29:32,736 --> 00:29:34,569 - Reggie, get in here! 312 00:29:38,304 --> 00:29:39,550 Really mature. 313 00:29:39,616 --> 00:29:41,423 Just because I tried making you sleep on the couch 314 00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:42,594 last night. 315 00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:43,954 - I didn't do that. 316 00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:46,191 - Oh, you didn't do this? 317 00:29:46,257 --> 00:29:48,454 Then who did, a burglar? 318 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,917 - That's not even my handwriting. 319 00:29:49,983 --> 00:29:51,650 Why would I do that? 320 00:29:53,510 --> 00:29:54,982 - I hope the couch is comfortable 321 00:29:55,048 --> 00:29:59,170 because that's where you're sleeping from now on! 322 00:29:59,236 --> 00:30:01,653 (slow music) 323 00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:05,153 (calm music) 324 00:31:22,528 --> 00:31:24,695 (moaning) 325 00:31:47,248 --> 00:31:48,782 - What the fuck is going on in here? 326 00:31:48,848 --> 00:31:50,032 - Monica! 327 00:31:50,098 --> 00:31:51,370 You're home. 328 00:31:51,436 --> 00:31:53,186 It's not, it's just... 329 00:31:54,090 --> 00:31:56,401 - Ned grew tits, I see. 330 00:31:56,467 --> 00:31:58,406 - I didn't know you'd be home, I just... 331 00:31:58,472 --> 00:32:00,614 - I didn't realize he was married. 332 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,250 I am sorry, I should go. 333 00:32:02,316 --> 00:32:04,571 - Yes, he's married and you should go. 334 00:32:04,637 --> 00:32:07,853 - Don't get mad at me just because you can't satisfy your husband. 335 00:32:07,919 --> 00:32:08,919 - Excuse me? 336 00:32:10,117 --> 00:32:12,540 - I didn't mean anything. 337 00:32:12,606 --> 00:32:15,743 Just maybe it's not all Tom's fault he's cheating. 338 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,009 - Yes, it's not all Tom's fault that he cheated, 339 00:32:18,075 --> 00:32:19,168 it's also yours. 340 00:32:19,234 --> 00:32:22,308 Now get out of my apartment. 341 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:24,071 - You should leave now. 342 00:32:24,137 --> 00:32:25,054 - Whatever. 343 00:32:29,501 --> 00:32:30,815 - What the hell is this? 344 00:32:30,881 --> 00:32:32,335 How long have you been cheating on me? 345 00:32:32,401 --> 00:32:34,001 - Let me explain. - Explain? 346 00:32:34,067 --> 00:32:35,529 What's there to explain? 347 00:32:35,595 --> 00:32:37,345 Maybe you didn't mean for it to happen, huh? 348 00:32:37,411 --> 00:32:39,089 Maybe she just wanted to use the phone 349 00:32:39,155 --> 00:32:41,328 and you two slipped and fell in bed. 350 00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:44,406 - Monica. - Don't even say my name! 351 00:32:44,472 --> 00:32:45,801 You don't even have that right. 352 00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:47,900 - Let me ex... - Shut up! 353 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,199 I don't want to hear any bullshit come from your mouth 354 00:32:50,265 --> 00:32:51,098 right now! 355 00:32:52,281 --> 00:32:56,281 I'm so disgusted, words cannot even describe it. 356 00:32:58,932 --> 00:32:59,765 God! 357 00:34:41,296 --> 00:34:42,840 - The fuck you doing? 358 00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:44,188 - I'm packing my things. 359 00:34:44,254 --> 00:34:45,164 - [Tom] Why? 360 00:34:45,230 --> 00:34:47,334 - Why? You know why. 361 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,108 - I have no clue why. 362 00:34:49,174 --> 00:34:52,220 - You were screwing another woman in our bed. 363 00:34:52,286 --> 00:34:54,498 Does that ring a bell of why? 364 00:34:54,564 --> 00:34:56,897 - Did I tell you you could leave? 365 00:34:56,963 --> 00:34:58,374 - You... 366 00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,635 What? 367 00:34:59,701 --> 00:35:02,296 - I'll repeat myself since you seem to be a little slow. 368 00:35:02,362 --> 00:35:05,605 Did I tell you you could leave? 369 00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:07,716 - You're sick in the head if you think 370 00:35:07,782 --> 00:35:10,365 that I'm staying here with you. 371 00:35:11,435 --> 00:35:13,653 - Listen to me very carefully. 372 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,090 You're not leaving, you're staying. 373 00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:19,480 You can leave when I tell you you can. 374 00:35:19,546 --> 00:35:20,822 I don't care if I'm fucking 375 00:35:20,888 --> 00:35:23,886 the entire Dallas cheerleading squad in our bed. 376 00:35:23,952 --> 00:35:25,202 You're staying. 377 00:35:27,231 --> 00:35:29,032 And if you come home while I'm fucking 378 00:35:29,098 --> 00:35:31,812 the entire Dallas cheerleading squad, 379 00:35:31,878 --> 00:35:34,480 you will quietly sit in the goddamn living room 380 00:35:34,546 --> 00:35:36,463 and wait till I'm done! 381 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:40,137 Are we clear? 382 00:35:41,370 --> 00:35:43,537 - You cannot keep me here. 383 00:35:44,674 --> 00:35:46,269 - Try me. 384 00:35:46,335 --> 00:35:48,335 See what happens to you. 385 00:35:56,345 --> 00:35:58,428 (crying) 386 00:36:01,016 --> 00:36:03,433 (slow music) 387 00:36:37,392 --> 00:36:40,059 (ominous music) 388 00:36:50,769 --> 00:36:52,852 (slices) 389 00:37:16,473 --> 00:37:18,640 (gasping) 390 00:37:50,666 --> 00:37:52,666 (gasps) 391 00:38:13,606 --> 00:38:14,757 - Cynthia, this is stupid. 392 00:38:14,823 --> 00:38:16,573 I didn't do anything. 393 00:38:21,163 --> 00:38:22,515 Well, can we stop acting like children 394 00:38:22,581 --> 00:38:23,828 and talk like adults please? 395 00:38:23,894 --> 00:38:26,830 - Shh! I'm trying to watch this. 396 00:38:27,762 --> 00:38:28,595 - Please. 397 00:38:30,862 --> 00:38:31,695 I'm sorry. 398 00:38:35,081 --> 00:38:37,164 (crying) 399 00:38:57,774 --> 00:39:00,441 (knife slicing) 400 00:39:05,605 --> 00:39:07,036 - Well, that was fun. 401 00:39:07,102 --> 00:39:08,388 - Yeah. 402 00:39:08,454 --> 00:39:10,232 - I know I enjoyed myself. 403 00:39:10,298 --> 00:39:11,615 - So did I. 404 00:39:11,681 --> 00:39:13,377 - Will I see you again? 405 00:39:13,443 --> 00:39:14,443 - You might. 406 00:39:15,489 --> 00:39:16,778 - Might? 407 00:39:16,844 --> 00:39:18,619 - Yeah, sometimes my wife gets a little too naggy 408 00:39:18,685 --> 00:39:19,792 when I bring dates home. 409 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,358 - Your wife? 410 00:39:21,424 --> 00:39:22,507 - Yeah. 411 00:39:22,573 --> 00:39:23,990 - You're married? 412 00:39:24,842 --> 00:39:28,143 - Yeah, but she doesn't care if I sleep with other women. 413 00:39:28,209 --> 00:39:30,493 - Well, that's very open of her. 414 00:39:30,559 --> 00:39:32,682 - What is she gonna say about it? 415 00:39:32,748 --> 00:39:33,686 - I know if you were my husband 416 00:39:33,752 --> 00:39:34,955 and you were sleeping with other women, 417 00:39:35,021 --> 00:39:36,700 I'd be pretty pissed about it. 418 00:39:36,766 --> 00:39:37,939 - Well, she's not. 419 00:39:38,005 --> 00:39:39,988 It's a good thing that you're not my wife then, isn't it? 420 00:39:40,054 --> 00:39:40,887 - I guess. 421 00:39:43,759 --> 00:39:46,115 - Look, I gotta go out, Stacy. 422 00:39:46,181 --> 00:39:47,127 You know where the door is. 423 00:39:47,193 --> 00:39:48,197 - It's Tracy. 424 00:39:48,263 --> 00:39:49,680 - Okay, whatever. 425 00:39:56,162 --> 00:39:58,579 (slow music) 426 00:40:13,888 --> 00:40:15,162 - After work today, 427 00:40:15,228 --> 00:40:18,728 I'm going to go over to my parents' house. 428 00:40:22,156 --> 00:40:23,656 - You coming back? 429 00:40:25,993 --> 00:40:30,243 - I'm just gonna visit them for the weekend. 430 00:40:30,309 --> 00:40:32,951 I'll be back Sunday night. 431 00:40:33,017 --> 00:40:36,100 - Well, if you need me, I'll be here. 432 00:41:10,849 --> 00:41:12,355 - Oh. 433 00:41:12,421 --> 00:41:13,254 Hi. 434 00:41:35,224 --> 00:41:36,559 - Oh. 435 00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:38,277 You're home. 436 00:41:38,343 --> 00:41:40,482 I didn't hear you come in. 437 00:41:40,548 --> 00:41:42,539 - Tom, I can't live like this. 438 00:41:42,605 --> 00:41:45,287 We're done, I'm leaving! 439 00:41:45,353 --> 00:41:49,443 - I'm a bit tired, as you obviously heard through the walls. 440 00:41:49,509 --> 00:41:51,770 We'll talk about this in the morning. 441 00:41:51,836 --> 00:41:52,753 Good night. 442 00:42:08,811 --> 00:42:10,894 (crying) 443 00:42:16,170 --> 00:42:18,837 (ominous music) 444 00:43:13,473 --> 00:43:15,024 - Do you know how big my commission's gonna be 445 00:43:15,090 --> 00:43:17,578 when the Rubiks deal closes? 446 00:43:17,644 --> 00:43:20,296 - Not as big as if I can close the Mesa Grove account. 447 00:43:20,362 --> 00:43:24,171 - That deal, my friend, is gonna get you to the 25th floor. 448 00:43:24,237 --> 00:43:26,340 - Second promotion a year would be nice. 449 00:43:26,406 --> 00:43:27,659 - More than just nice. 450 00:43:27,725 --> 00:43:31,077 Your own secretary, your own expense account. 451 00:43:31,143 --> 00:43:34,028 I'd sleep with Mr. Jasmine for a promotion like that. 452 00:43:34,094 --> 00:43:35,621 - I don't quite think you're his type. 453 00:43:35,687 --> 00:43:37,426 - Then I'll sleep with his wife for a promotion like that. 454 00:43:37,492 --> 00:43:39,304 - You could sleep with his wife without a promotion. 455 00:43:39,370 --> 00:43:41,084 - Have you seen the rack on her? 456 00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:42,568 (grunts) 457 00:43:42,634 --> 00:43:44,440 - You're gonna end up in the mail room one of these days. 458 00:43:44,506 --> 00:43:45,522 - It's all good, bro. 459 00:43:45,588 --> 00:43:47,097 With a promotion like that, you'll have enough power 460 00:43:47,163 --> 00:43:48,504 to get me out of the mail room. 461 00:43:48,570 --> 00:43:50,286 - There's not enough power to get you out of the mail room 462 00:43:50,352 --> 00:43:53,359 if Mr. Jasmine caught you checking out his wife. 463 00:43:53,425 --> 00:43:55,332 Besides, Rick's gonna get that promotion. 464 00:43:55,398 --> 00:43:56,833 He's a lock for it. 465 00:43:56,899 --> 00:43:58,021 - Oh, you didn't hear? 466 00:43:58,087 --> 00:43:59,465 - Hear what? 467 00:43:59,531 --> 00:44:02,344 - With that promotion comes the Wholesome Farmers account. 468 00:44:02,410 --> 00:44:06,466 They're all about family values and that crap. 469 00:44:06,532 --> 00:44:09,429 - Yeah, but Rick's just closed that big account. 470 00:44:09,495 --> 00:44:10,687 And he's got that pretty wife. 471 00:44:10,753 --> 00:44:13,058 - Not anymore. Stella just left him. 472 00:44:13,124 --> 00:44:15,202 Apparently she found out he was having an affair 473 00:44:15,268 --> 00:44:17,018 with a Tanya on 14th. 474 00:44:18,711 --> 00:44:19,791 It got back to Wholesome Farmers 475 00:44:19,857 --> 00:44:22,341 and they don't want him on their account. 476 00:44:22,407 --> 00:44:25,832 - So the promotion's up for grabs. 477 00:44:25,898 --> 00:44:28,148 - It's ripe for the taking. 478 00:44:30,938 --> 00:44:34,051 Crap. Look, I got a telephone conference in two minutes 479 00:44:34,117 --> 00:44:35,462 but you should definitely bring Monica 480 00:44:35,528 --> 00:44:36,898 to a company party next month, 481 00:44:36,964 --> 00:44:38,801 show her off a little bit. 482 00:44:38,867 --> 00:44:40,802 When Jasmine and them sees how happy and loving 483 00:44:40,868 --> 00:44:44,888 the two of you are, the promotion's in the bag. 484 00:44:44,954 --> 00:44:46,200 - Thanks, Freddy. 485 00:44:46,266 --> 00:44:47,766 - You got it, bro. 486 00:44:56,071 --> 00:44:59,804 - Those two years, you dreamed of all those ways 487 00:44:59,870 --> 00:45:01,939 to torture me to death. 488 00:45:02,005 --> 00:45:04,714 Did you ever start to realize what I might do to you 489 00:45:04,780 --> 00:45:06,330 when I get out of this tape? 490 00:45:06,396 --> 00:45:08,007 - This wasn't the plan. 491 00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:09,697 Why are we not doing anything? 492 00:45:09,763 --> 00:45:12,831 We're just letting him talk, sitting here wasting time. 493 00:45:12,897 --> 00:45:15,881 - It isn't really wasting time. 494 00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:17,086 Just giving him a glimmer of hope 495 00:45:17,152 --> 00:45:18,688 that he might actually survive. 496 00:45:18,754 --> 00:45:21,909 - Let's just kill him like we planned! 497 00:45:21,975 --> 00:45:24,188 - It sounds like Lizzie's getting scared. 498 00:45:24,254 --> 00:45:26,639 - Shut up or I'll cut out your tongue! 499 00:45:26,705 --> 00:45:27,882 - Good idea! 500 00:45:27,948 --> 00:45:29,887 Why don't you grab my tongue with a clamp 501 00:45:29,953 --> 00:45:32,785 and cut it out with a knife? 502 00:45:32,851 --> 00:45:34,347 Well? 503 00:45:34,413 --> 00:45:36,713 You forgot to bring any tools with you. 504 00:45:36,779 --> 00:45:38,279 - [Woman] Shut up! 505 00:45:39,531 --> 00:45:40,988 - Are you ready to talk? 506 00:45:41,054 --> 00:45:44,040 - Yeah, there's something I want to talk to you about. 507 00:45:44,106 --> 00:45:46,606 - Tom, I can't live like this. 508 00:45:47,486 --> 00:45:48,672 I'm leaving. 509 00:45:48,738 --> 00:45:50,214 - No, you're not. 510 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,737 Now what I want to talk to you about... 511 00:45:53,803 --> 00:45:57,970 I think I might be up for another big promotion at work. 512 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,521 - I am leaving you. 513 00:46:02,587 --> 00:46:05,425 Get this through your head! 514 00:46:05,491 --> 00:46:06,908 - No, you're not. 515 00:46:07,894 --> 00:46:09,574 And I'm gonna tell you why. 516 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,729 You belong to me! 517 00:46:11,795 --> 00:46:13,628 Till death do us part. 518 00:46:14,695 --> 00:46:18,112 - I promised to love, honor, and cherish. 519 00:46:18,970 --> 00:46:20,491 What about that part? 520 00:46:20,557 --> 00:46:22,236 - I'm gonna get that promotion at work 521 00:46:22,302 --> 00:46:24,744 and you're gonna pretend to be the perfect wife. 522 00:46:24,810 --> 00:46:27,633 That means you act like Betty fucking Crocker! 523 00:46:27,699 --> 00:46:30,297 You come with me to work things when I want you there 524 00:46:30,363 --> 00:46:32,232 and you put on a huge smile 525 00:46:32,298 --> 00:46:34,054 and you're gonna act like there's no place on Earth 526 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,453 you'd rather be. 527 00:46:37,485 --> 00:46:40,388 - How can I get this to stick in your head? 528 00:46:40,454 --> 00:46:43,722 I'm not going to act like some Stepford wife 529 00:46:43,788 --> 00:46:46,821 just to appease your professional ambition. 530 00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:48,304 I am leaving you! 531 00:46:50,496 --> 00:46:52,105 (ominous music) 532 00:46:52,171 --> 00:46:55,350 - You're not fucking leaving! 533 00:46:55,416 --> 00:46:59,583 You will do whatever I tell you to, whenever I tell you to. 534 00:47:02,171 --> 00:47:03,004 - I... 535 00:47:04,311 --> 00:47:06,894 - I didn't say speak, so don't. 536 00:47:08,027 --> 00:47:11,694 Whatever I tell you to, whenever I tell you. 537 00:47:13,216 --> 00:47:15,299 (crying) 538 00:47:57,165 --> 00:47:58,780 What do you got there? 539 00:47:58,846 --> 00:48:00,911 You think you're going somewhere? 540 00:48:00,977 --> 00:48:02,799 - Just get out of my way, Tom. 541 00:48:02,865 --> 00:48:06,698 - Now is that any way to talk to your husband? 542 00:48:10,332 --> 00:48:13,931 When are you gonna quit this bullshit of leaving me? 543 00:48:13,997 --> 00:48:16,497 You will leave when I let you. 544 00:48:17,754 --> 00:48:19,289 - What are you going to do, Tom? 545 00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:20,814 Hit me? 546 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,934 Go ahead, I dare you. 547 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,363 How do you think your boss will feel to know 548 00:48:25,429 --> 00:48:27,783 that you hit your wife? 549 00:48:27,849 --> 00:48:32,016 And your coworkers and clients, how will they feel about it? 550 00:48:33,548 --> 00:48:34,381 Huh, Tom? 551 00:48:35,963 --> 00:48:37,264 Now get out of my way. 552 00:48:37,330 --> 00:48:38,977 - You're not going anywhere. 553 00:48:39,043 --> 00:48:41,568 - You think you can keep me here? 554 00:48:41,634 --> 00:48:45,360 You can stop me from leaving today, but what about tomorrow? 555 00:48:45,426 --> 00:48:47,259 Or the day after that? 556 00:48:49,103 --> 00:48:53,270 One day, you will come home and I won't be here anymore. 557 00:49:53,116 --> 00:49:55,783 (phone ringing) 558 00:50:17,116 --> 00:50:19,533 (slow music) 559 00:51:04,362 --> 00:51:05,192 (gasps) 560 00:51:05,258 --> 00:51:07,258 (bangs) 561 00:51:09,184 --> 00:51:11,851 (ominous music) 562 00:51:49,758 --> 00:51:52,425 (water running) 563 00:52:29,382 --> 00:52:31,465 (laughs) 564 00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:43,460 - It's okay. 565 00:52:49,794 --> 00:52:52,967 I like the statues and artwork. 566 00:52:53,033 --> 00:52:53,866 - Thanks. 567 00:52:55,633 --> 00:52:57,633 My wife picked them out. 568 00:52:59,895 --> 00:53:02,126 - Did you say your wife? 569 00:53:02,192 --> 00:53:03,442 You're married? 570 00:53:06,682 --> 00:53:07,515 - I was. 571 00:53:08,729 --> 00:53:09,812 My wife died. 572 00:53:11,194 --> 00:53:13,361 - Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 573 00:53:15,108 --> 00:53:16,275 How'd she die? 574 00:53:18,443 --> 00:53:20,988 - She slipped in the shower. 575 00:53:21,054 --> 00:53:22,721 - Oh my god, so sad. 576 00:53:26,292 --> 00:53:27,125 - Yeah. 577 00:53:28,162 --> 00:53:28,995 It was. 578 00:53:36,498 --> 00:53:38,695 What's really sad is why you still have this dress on. 579 00:53:38,761 --> 00:53:41,665 - (laughs) Oh really? 580 00:53:41,731 --> 00:53:44,242 Why don't we remedy that? 581 00:53:44,308 --> 00:53:46,391 (laughs) 582 00:53:49,718 --> 00:53:51,051 - [Tom] Come on. 583 00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:57,417 (ominous music) 584 00:55:48,403 --> 00:55:50,820 (slow music) 585 00:55:52,051 --> 00:55:54,468 (door opens) 586 00:56:03,219 --> 00:56:05,386 - I'm so glad you're back. 587 00:56:07,461 --> 00:56:09,628 - Let's sit down and talk. 588 00:56:28,205 --> 00:56:30,794 I had a lot of time to myself this weekend to think. 589 00:56:30,860 --> 00:56:34,777 - Before you say anything, Cynthia, I love you. 590 00:56:39,058 --> 00:56:41,275 - I love you too, Reggie. 591 00:56:41,341 --> 00:56:45,508 But things have spiraled out of control between us lately. 592 00:56:52,955 --> 00:56:54,038 Let's fix it? 593 00:56:55,013 --> 00:56:57,530 - Couldn't agree with you more. 594 00:56:57,596 --> 00:57:01,814 Let's go back to how things were between us, before. 595 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,610 - We can just forget about all the nonsense 596 00:57:03,676 --> 00:57:04,571 and move forward. 597 00:57:04,637 --> 00:57:06,827 - Like nothing ever happened? 598 00:57:06,893 --> 00:57:07,726 - Exactly. 599 00:57:18,997 --> 00:57:19,914 - You know, 600 00:57:21,909 --> 00:57:25,289 I had the craziest night last night. 601 00:57:25,355 --> 00:57:27,162 I really think there's something wrong with this apartment. 602 00:57:27,228 --> 00:57:30,402 - Nothing is wrong with this apartment! 603 00:57:30,468 --> 00:57:32,542 We're moving past all the nonsense that happened 604 00:57:32,608 --> 00:57:33,469 between us. 605 00:57:33,535 --> 00:57:36,667 Don't try to blame the apartment. 606 00:57:36,733 --> 00:57:38,816 Let's move forward, okay? 607 00:57:39,818 --> 00:57:41,568 I don't need excuses. 608 00:57:48,068 --> 00:57:49,845 - I think we should move. 609 00:57:49,911 --> 00:57:51,816 - Move? We haven't been here that long. 610 00:57:51,882 --> 00:57:53,663 - I know, but I think we should move. 611 00:57:53,729 --> 00:57:55,375 - Stop! - Weird things keep happening. 612 00:57:55,441 --> 00:57:56,274 - Stop! 613 00:57:57,672 --> 00:57:59,089 We're not moving. 614 00:58:00,015 --> 00:58:03,098 Nothing is weird about the apartment. 615 00:58:06,292 --> 00:58:07,459 - There are... 616 00:58:14,964 --> 00:58:17,074 - Then we'll talk about the apartment being weird 617 00:58:17,140 --> 00:58:18,890 or moving or anything 618 00:58:19,948 --> 00:58:22,615 or even us being happy together. 619 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:26,073 Okay? 620 00:58:30,564 --> 00:58:31,397 - Okay. 621 00:58:35,631 --> 00:58:38,009 Yeah, I really love you. 622 00:58:38,075 --> 00:58:38,908 - You too. 623 00:59:06,608 --> 00:59:09,275 (ominous music) 624 00:59:47,495 --> 00:59:51,598 - I can't believe I've met such an amazing guy like you. 625 00:59:51,664 --> 00:59:52,861 - Me too. 626 00:59:52,927 --> 00:59:56,061 You're everything I've ever wanted in a woman. 627 00:59:56,127 --> 00:59:58,646 - Well, now you have me, 628 00:59:58,712 --> 01:00:01,504 what are you gonna do with me? 629 01:00:01,570 --> 01:00:02,950 - I have a few ideas. 630 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:04,433 - Oh, do you now? 631 01:00:07,579 --> 01:00:08,479 - Oh, wait. 632 01:00:08,545 --> 01:00:10,481 I have something for you. 633 01:00:10,547 --> 01:00:12,201 - You have something for me? 634 01:00:12,267 --> 01:00:13,546 What is it? 635 01:00:13,612 --> 01:00:14,785 - A present. 636 01:00:14,851 --> 01:00:16,212 - What kind of present? 637 01:00:16,278 --> 01:00:17,778 - Close your eyes. 638 01:00:19,591 --> 01:00:22,091 - I like how this is sounding. 639 01:00:22,946 --> 01:00:24,696 Okay, they're closed. 640 01:00:27,738 --> 01:00:30,905 - Alright, you can open your eyes now. 641 01:00:32,945 --> 01:00:33,945 - Oh my god. 642 01:00:35,471 --> 01:00:36,721 It's beautiful. 643 01:00:38,111 --> 01:00:41,111 - Turn around, let me put it on you. 644 01:00:42,996 --> 01:00:45,663 (ominous music) 645 01:00:50,526 --> 01:00:53,109 - Tom, so beautiful, thank you. 646 01:00:57,564 --> 01:01:00,064 - It belonged to my late wife. 647 01:01:01,569 --> 01:01:03,986 I really want you to have it. 648 01:01:05,653 --> 01:01:08,398 - Are you really sure you want me to have it? 649 01:01:08,464 --> 01:01:09,381 - I'm sure. 650 01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:17,347 It was special when I gave it to her 651 01:01:17,413 --> 01:01:20,246 and you're very special to me now. 652 01:01:21,276 --> 01:01:22,428 (laughs) 653 01:01:22,494 --> 01:01:25,045 (kisses) 654 01:01:25,111 --> 01:01:26,529 - I'll be right back. 655 01:01:26,595 --> 01:01:28,503 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 656 01:01:28,569 --> 01:01:32,736 When I return, I'm going to reward you very thoroughly 657 01:01:33,622 --> 01:01:35,607 and properly for necklace. 658 01:01:35,673 --> 01:01:37,720 - I like the sound of that. 659 01:01:37,786 --> 01:01:39,036 - I bet you do. 660 01:02:31,347 --> 01:02:34,014 (ominous music) 661 01:03:11,314 --> 01:03:13,184 - Maggie, is everything okay in there? 662 01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:14,930 Kinda taking a long time. 663 01:03:14,996 --> 01:03:17,576 (knocks) Maggie? 664 01:03:17,642 --> 01:03:18,725 You in there? 665 01:03:22,589 --> 01:03:24,063 (ominous music) 666 01:03:24,129 --> 01:03:25,200 Oh shit! 667 01:03:25,266 --> 01:03:26,894 Maggie, Maggie. 668 01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:28,312 Answer me. 669 01:03:28,378 --> 01:03:29,607 Maggie. 670 01:03:29,673 --> 01:03:30,847 Shit, there's no pulse. 671 01:03:30,913 --> 01:03:32,008 Maggie! 672 01:03:32,074 --> 01:03:33,157 Maggie, fuck. 673 01:03:34,092 --> 01:03:34,925 Fuck. 674 01:03:35,911 --> 01:03:36,744 Maggie. 675 01:03:42,526 --> 01:03:45,200 - Go call backup and an ambulance. 676 01:03:45,266 --> 01:03:46,954 Get out of here. 677 01:03:47,020 --> 01:03:49,729 I can't tell them I don't know who the vigilante is 678 01:03:49,795 --> 01:03:51,272 if you're still here. 679 01:03:51,338 --> 01:03:52,901 - [Man] Like I told you last night, 680 01:03:52,967 --> 01:03:55,051 I wouldn't be crazy enough to be a vigilante. 681 01:03:55,117 --> 01:03:56,269 It's too dangerous. 682 01:03:56,335 --> 01:03:59,585 - How would you feel about having kids? 683 01:04:06,315 --> 01:04:07,648 - Do you really? 684 01:04:08,659 --> 01:04:09,492 Are you? 685 01:04:10,626 --> 01:04:11,767 That's amazing! 686 01:04:11,833 --> 01:04:13,916 (laughs) 687 01:04:16,157 --> 01:04:18,396 - I wanted to be 100% certain. 688 01:04:18,462 --> 01:04:20,537 - I could not be happier than right now. 689 01:04:20,603 --> 01:04:23,026 So should we start looking at houses in the suburbs? 690 01:04:23,092 --> 01:04:24,560 - I don't think it makes too big of a difference 691 01:04:24,626 --> 01:04:26,954 if we stay in the city when the baby's young. 692 01:04:27,020 --> 01:04:28,105 But I don't know what we'll decide 693 01:04:28,171 --> 01:04:29,997 when it starts to get older. 694 01:04:30,063 --> 01:04:31,080 - I thought you said you didn't want 695 01:04:31,146 --> 01:04:33,190 to raise kids in the city. 696 01:04:33,256 --> 01:04:35,576 - We'll figure it out after the baby's born. 697 01:04:35,642 --> 01:04:36,939 - This is fantastic! 698 01:04:37,005 --> 01:04:37,838 Come here. 699 01:04:40,777 --> 01:04:42,024 I love you. 700 01:04:42,090 --> 01:04:43,507 - I love you too. 701 01:04:59,961 --> 01:05:02,378 (slow music) 702 01:05:42,646 --> 01:05:45,313 (ominous music) 703 01:06:20,459 --> 01:06:21,292 - Reggie. 704 01:06:28,725 --> 01:06:29,558 - Sorry. 705 01:06:31,317 --> 01:06:32,925 Sorry if I woke you. 706 01:06:32,991 --> 01:06:36,241 Must have just been having a bad dream. 707 01:06:37,508 --> 01:06:39,401 - You okay now? 708 01:06:39,467 --> 01:06:40,300 - Yeah. 709 01:06:42,468 --> 01:06:43,301 Yeah. 710 01:06:45,793 --> 01:06:48,210 (slow music) 711 01:07:22,631 --> 01:07:25,298 (ominous music) 712 01:07:53,778 --> 01:07:55,778 (gasps) 713 01:08:30,003 --> 01:08:32,670 (ominous music) 714 01:09:16,042 --> 01:09:20,209 - If it's a boy, I was thinking Drew, Bryan, Dylan? 715 01:09:21,226 --> 01:09:22,226 - Or Philip? 716 01:09:23,651 --> 01:09:25,945 Like your grandfather. 717 01:09:26,011 --> 01:09:27,624 - (laughs) I like that. 718 01:09:27,690 --> 01:09:28,523 Philip. 719 01:09:29,369 --> 01:09:30,819 - Little Philip. 720 01:09:30,885 --> 01:09:32,586 - I love you. 721 01:09:32,652 --> 01:09:36,152 (kisses) You're so sweet. 722 01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:42,042 - If it's a girl, Ava or Laurel? 723 01:09:47,614 --> 01:09:48,531 - Samantha. 724 01:09:50,377 --> 01:09:53,294 That's what we were gonna call her. 725 01:09:55,477 --> 01:09:59,443 So if it's a girl, we'll call her Samantha. 726 01:09:59,509 --> 01:10:02,053 - It'll be okay this time. 727 01:10:02,119 --> 01:10:04,952 Everything will be okay this time. 728 01:10:05,815 --> 01:10:06,862 - I hope so. 729 01:10:06,928 --> 01:10:08,539 - It will be. 730 01:10:08,605 --> 01:10:09,438 Promise. 731 01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:27,304 (ominous music) 732 01:10:28,964 --> 01:10:31,047 (groans) 733 01:10:57,346 --> 01:11:00,152 (crying) 734 01:11:00,218 --> 01:11:02,635 (slow music) 735 01:12:54,165 --> 01:12:56,832 (ominous music) 736 01:13:30,187 --> 01:13:32,687 (slow music) 737 01:15:02,722 --> 01:15:05,389 (ominous music) 738 01:15:48,454 --> 01:15:49,287 - Reggie? 739 01:15:59,891 --> 01:16:01,777 (ominous music) 740 01:16:01,843 --> 01:16:04,010 (choking) 741 01:16:33,446 --> 01:16:34,928 - Cute. 742 01:16:34,994 --> 01:16:37,680 - And the best part is after the previous tenants moved out, 743 01:16:37,746 --> 01:16:39,688 they left all their furniture behind 744 01:16:39,754 --> 01:16:42,114 so this place comes move in ready. 745 01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:43,555 - Perfect. 746 01:16:43,621 --> 01:16:44,954 - We'll take it. 747 01:16:46,607 --> 01:16:49,274 (ominous music) 748 01:17:00,285 --> 01:17:02,702 (slow music) 47760

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