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(upbeat music)

(eerie music)

(dog barks)

(snaps)

(gasps)

(yells)

(dramatic music)

(yells)

- Oh hey there.

(dramatic music)

- No please.

(sobs)

I didn't mean it.

- We're gonna slice your back.

- Oh god I didn't mean to!

No!

Please no!

No!

(dramatic music)

Oh no!

No!

(screams)

(grunts)

No!

Please no!

Stop!

Stop!

No!

No please stop!

No!

No!

What are you doing?

No!

No!

- Hold her, hold her!

(screams)

- Woo!

(screams)

(grunts)

(sensual music)

- Whoa!

(grunts)

(grunts)

(groans)

(groans)

(laughs)

(groans)

(laughs)

(groans)

- Come on baby.

(groans)

(groans)

(laughs)

(groans)

(grunts)

(groans)

(grunts)

(laughs)

(grunts)

(groans)

- Do that again, I really dig it.

(groans)

(grunts)

The old fancy breast kiss.

- Oh fuck me.

Oh fuck me, please.

(groans)

I'm gonna fuck you.

Oh please.

Oh please fuck me.

Fuck me!

(groans)

- Oh give it to me baby, do it to me.

Oh fuck me.

(groans)

- Take it good.

Take it.

- Harder, harder.

- Oh yeah.

(groans)

- [Man] Alright get in a group like that.

(groans)

- [Man] Go girl go.

(groans)

Beautiful, beautiful.

- Oh baby.

Do it harder.

(groans)

- Come on.

- [Man] Move off her I want to see more of her.

(groans)

Move back a little bit, that's good.

(groans)

(grunts)

(groans)

(groans)

(groans)

(laughs)

(grunts)

(epic instrumental music)

(grunts)

- [Man] Lay down, just move around, don't be so tight.

(grunts)

Okay get off.

- Listen everybody, I have a confession to make.

lt was me that tipped the cops.

- [Man] What a bitch.

- In our house in a second or two, take off your coats.

Sit down, relax.

Make yourself at home.

And 1I tell you a real spicy tale

about what happened in this house a long long time ago.

It was at the turn of the century,

when a gang with the prettiest bessies

and the grooviest boys in town.

In fact it was the only warehouse in town.

I don't know if I should be telling you

but there were 12 girls making love at the same time.

At night and especially wild love.

People came from miles around to

just to watch the strangest sexual eXhibitions ever.

- [Man] 15, 15.

(knocks)

- Hey come on in.

(groovy music)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(groans)

- Hey you!

- What?

- I don't want you to be with my boyfriend!

- Who's your boyfriend?

- It's him and you get off of him!

- I didn't fuck your boyfriend.

- Just keep your hands off of him or III--

- Hey!

- Ladies please.

- You bitch!

- Oh come on.

- [Man] Getting fiery now.

(laughs)

- [Man] Pull her panties off.

(laughs)

- Ow!

- Get a load of them.

- [Woman] Who you calling a bitch.

- Don't stop now, get her!

(laughs)

- [Woman] Get off of me.

(grunts)

- Ow!

(screams)

- Oh yeah.

- If you stop fighting, NI do a hula dance.

(hula music)

(claps)

- Woo hoo hoo.

(laughs)

(laughs)

- That's what were talking about, there you go.

- [Man] Take it off now!

(groans)

- Right on, right?

(groans)

(grunts)

- [Man] You shouldn't have any clothes on.

(laughs)

- Wasn't it a wild party?

Now let me tell you one thing about the house.

Let me tell you about the wendy's house.

Can I tell you about the Wwendy's house?

Red shirt, she had the boobs on her.

She said she's gonna cut them off.

Let me tell you a little about it.

She was twice his size.

He was absolutely stunned.

He was shattered about her breasts.

In fact, one night he was so hot

he almost broke Wendy's door down.

(knocks)

- Who is it?

- Pete Lewin.

- I don't want to see you, you're a big old boy.

(knocks)

Later, please.

- [Peter] Open the door or I'll break it down.

- Yeah, you and who else?

- [Peter] Oh come on I don't want to fight you.

I want to fuck you.

- Oh Pete, you don't know where to start.

You're just a filthy, dirty old man.

- [Peter] Listen baby, if you don't open the door?

Then who's gonna take care of you?

Now if you're smart, you!ll let me in.

- Okay Pete I'll give you one more chance.

But if you run away again, II blow your brains out.

Boys don't know.

- Come on baby, I want you.

(flighty instrumental music)

- Take it easy.

Lay off will you.

(grunts)

Ow!

(screams)

(grunts)

(grunts)

- Hey, how was that huh?

- Finished?

- Almost there.

How:'s that bitch did you get your jolly's?

- Jollies, you've got to be the worst lever there is.

You disgust me.

- Maybe you need a nice guy like Rick.

- You wouldn't know a nice guy.

(jazz music)

- I'm not very good at solitaire.

But I'm really happy to be with you here tonight.

Your skin is like silk.

If feels just like silk.

It's lovely.

You know I'm gonna take care of all of your wants.

Little girls.

Oh baby.

Lay down for me.

Smooth as silk.

Oh god.

(guitar music)

- Kiss me, oh kiss me.

- You're like a darn drug.

(groans)

I want to explore you.

(grunts)

(dramatic instrumental music)

(grunts)

Oh I want to wake up to you.

I love you.

- [Wendy] Turn the lights out.

- There's one thing I gotta do.

- What?

- It's been such a beautiful evening,

there's something I just have to do

and you're gonna think this is funny.

Do a handstand.

(laughs)

I'm gonna do it.

- I wish they could all do that.

(laughs)

- Wasn't that really something else?

Some people just never learn do they?

Now this is something kind of special.

When she had a first date.

I mean, the first play date.

She was a fabulous looking birdy tree

by the name of bouncing Beulah.

I couldn't believe they were charging a cent

for an attractive looking body like hers.

You never know.

- Beulah, I've had enough.

I strip in front of thousands of men every week.

I'm beginning to have the feeling that

they might make fun of me.

- But that's not true.

You know I could show you a little thing.

You just got to relax.

- I'd like that.

That sounds like a nice experience.

Such pretty hair.

- like yours.

I'm gonna take off your dress.

(rock music)

,07 You don't hurt me anymore

,07 You don't love me anymore

,0” When you left me pretty baby

,0” And I have no place to go no more

,0” Oh yeah

- So nice.

(grunts)

,07 You don't love me anymore

0” I love you

0 III do anything you say

,07 YoU can say you love me baby

0 NI get on my knees and bray

,0” Yes I love you

,0” Yes I love you if you know

,0 Un uh uh

,07 You don't love me anymore

,07 You don't love me anymore

,0” No more

,0” No more

(grunts)

(groans)

(groovy music)

(laughs)

(grunts)

- lt's a shame you've been wasting, you fuck good.

It feels really nice.

It's what's been missing.

- Un huh.

- You know what you should really do.

You should join the she bugs.

Pretty soon you could have everything.

- I think that's the best.

- Enough of danger.

I'm gonna give you your money back.

- Really?

- We both know we like boobs.

And we both have really nice boobs.

And there's a lot of attraction.

Oh baby.

(laughs)

(laughs)

Oh yeah?

What do you want us to do?

Rub her naked.

(groans)

(laughs)

Oh my goodness.

(groans)

(romantic instrumental music)

- That's the story of the only house.

Thanks for stopping in and listening.

Become a guest if you can.

(symphonic music)

- Your still here people?