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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:16,975 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together 3 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:20,729 to celebrate the union of two of my favorite pups. 4 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,689 Is this a fairy tale? 5 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,983 Is it love that I'm feeling? 6 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,528 Oh, pull it together, you two. It's a wedding, not a funeral. 7 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,447 Oh, here. Ida, here. 8 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,115 - Gracias. - It's gonna be okay. 9 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:37,245 Gracias. 10 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:41,833 So, come on, everybody, get on up, 11 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:46,004 and let's show these two just how groovy puppy love can be. 12 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,590 - ♪ Let there be joy ♪ - ♪ Joyful joy ♪ 13 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:50,967 - ♪ Throughout the land ♪ - ♪ So much joy ♪ 14 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:52,886 ♪ Let's all come together ♪ 15 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:55,138 ♪ Raise your paws and clap your hands ♪ 16 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,265 - ♪ Today two hearts ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 17 00:00:57,348 --> 00:00:58,433 ♪ Will beat as one ♪ 18 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:00,602 ♪ Let there be love ♪ 19 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:03,021 - ♪ Oh, let there be love ♪ - ♪ Let there be love ♪ 20 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:06,524 ♪ Oh, through thick and thin And back again ♪ 21 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,568 ♪ I pledge my love to you ♪ 22 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:13,031 ♪ I vow to love and cherish you Of course I say "I do" ♪ 23 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:14,824 ♪ I do ♪ 24 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,367 Hey. 25 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:25,627 - ♪ Let's plant a seed ♪ - ♪ Plant a seed ♪ 26 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:26,795 ♪ And watch it grow ♪ 27 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,087 ♪ Watch it grow ♪ 28 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:30,173 ♪ When you care for one another ♪ 29 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,050 ♪ Love will blossom Don't you know? ♪ 30 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,219 - ♪ Let your light shine ♪ - ♪ Let it shine ♪ 31 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:36,346 ♪ Like stars above ♪ 32 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:39,140 ♪ Let's put in motion this devotion ♪ 33 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:40,934 ♪ And let there be love ♪ 34 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:42,602 - ♪ Let's raise the roof ♪ - Raise the roof. 35 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,354 ♪ And howl "woof, woof" ♪ 36 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,732 ♪ Let love provide the answer ♪ 37 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:49,526 ♪ And you will have your proof ♪ 38 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:51,402 Yeah. 39 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:55,448 Yeah. 40 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:57,659 Yeah. 41 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,748 See you soon. We love you. 42 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,416 Hey, yo, be easy, fam. 43 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:09,295 - ♪ And then you'll see ♪ - ♪ Then you'll see ♪ 44 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,631 - ♪ Your destiny ♪ - ♪ Your destiny ♪ 45 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,216 ♪ Side by side ♪ 46 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:15,260 ♪ The groom and bride ♪ 47 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,470 ♪ Let love provide ♪ 48 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,639 ♪ And be your guide ♪ 49 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,808 ♪ Let there be love ♪ 50 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:26,855 ♪ Let there be love ♪ 51 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,106 Let there be love. 52 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:29,524 - Yeah. - Hallelujah. 53 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:31,484 ♪ Let there be love ♪ 54 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:37,866 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 55 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:40,785 Come on. 56 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:45,039 - ♪ Let there be love ♪ - ♪ Let there be love ♪ 57 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:46,124 All right. 58 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:51,004 ♪ Let there be love ♪ 59 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,150 What time is it? 60 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,652 Uh... Two fifty, still. 61 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,697 - They've been in there for hours. - It's been five minutes. 62 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,574 Look, these things take time. 63 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:21,367 Okay? Just breathe. 64 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,953 Remember Lamaze class. Hee, hee... 65 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,168 - Good. - I'm bugging out here. 66 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,878 - Wait. - Tiny, I'm coming. 67 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:36,299 Just calm down, okay? Here, have a cigar. 68 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,092 What? I don't smoke. 69 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,637 - Yeah, I don't either, actually. - I don't get it. 70 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,722 - Why do we have cigars? - I don't know. 71 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:44,557 I got the call that Tiny's having the puppies, 72 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,517 I ran to the car, fell, hit my head, 73 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:49,562 I was driving by a cigar shop, and bought a bunch of cigars. 74 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:53,149 I have no idea what was going on, okay? I'm on autopilot right now. 75 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,359 Would you just please... 76 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,861 calm down, P.U.P.? 77 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,239 Lou, Lou, Lou. The puppies. 78 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,324 - Are they--? - Can't talk. Getting towels. 79 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:03,201 Shep, I'm dying out here. 80 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:04,661 - Tiny, is she--? - Steven. 81 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:08,122 I'm sterilizing. I don't have time for your melodrama. 82 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,832 - But wait-- - You're killing me. 83 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,168 - That goes for you, too, Papa. - What--? 84 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,212 Ida, Tiny. 85 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:18,508 Tiny's doing great, Mr. Steven. And the puppies are coming soon, too. 86 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:19,801 I'm already flipping my fur. 87 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:23,888 We can't bring the puppies into this world to meet esta gente loca, can we? 88 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,099 - No. Yes. I mean, no. - Cuckoo. 89 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:27,809 We're not loca. We're fine. 90 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:29,477 We're normal. We're not crazy. 91 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,187 - You're more cuckoo than that clock. - Okay? 92 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:32,605 Cuckoo. 93 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,819 - Towels, incoming. - Water to go. 94 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,028 - We have hot water. - Hot. 95 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,238 - Hot water. - Hot water. 96 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:41,698 Ah. 97 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:43,825 I need a nap. 98 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,164 Cuckoo. 99 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,339 Time to wake up, Papa. 100 00:04:58,464 --> 00:04:59,340 Hmm? 101 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:00,258 The puppies are here. 102 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,802 What happened? What--? Where--? 103 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,263 Three adorable girls. 104 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:08,891 Rosie, Charlie, and the tiniest one, Cindy. 105 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:12,562 And a very handsome boy, Brody. 106 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:16,441 Aren't they the most beautiful puppies ever? 107 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,192 Yes, they are, old pal. 108 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:21,195 Oh, my dog. 109 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,947 Tiny? Is she okay? 110 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,492 - Um... - Well, come see for yourselves. 111 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:27,410 Come on. 112 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,586 How you doing, darling? 113 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:40,173 I can truly say that I've never, ever been better. 114 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,968 We're going to be good parents, right? 115 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:48,264 We're gonna be awesome. 116 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:56,355 Those orphans have foiled Julio for the last time. 117 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:05,782 Say it. 118 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:07,450 Say the line. 119 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,911 Holy frijoles, mi amoeba. 120 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,705 Evil just got a lot better-looking. 121 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:13,623 Cut. 122 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:14,874 Cut. 123 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:15,958 Finally. 124 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:19,545 Please, tell Julio he can start acting, any time now. 125 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:20,588 Ai-yai-ai. 126 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,175 Lo siento, everybody. 127 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,427 The gringo is still adjusting. 128 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,304 If I'm so bad, why am I here? 129 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:29,889 Ratings, idiota. 130 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,516 You're like a car crash. 131 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,142 You miserable little imp. 132 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,645 I can't do this anymore. 133 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,357 Get these amateurs off my set. 134 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,401 This show won't last two episodes without me. 135 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:43,611 Do you know who I am? 136 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,947 Yes. 137 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:50,201 An out-of-work gringo actor. 138 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:52,370 Somebody get me Casting. 139 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:53,830 I need two dogs. 140 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,207 One a medium, one a Chihuahua. 141 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,835 There is only one Julio. 142 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:05,133 How hard do you think it will be 143 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:07,760 to find a Chihuahua? 144 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:10,680 This is Mexico. 145 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:13,933 Uh... Wait, what? 146 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:16,811 What just happened? This is bad. 147 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,563 Julio is confused. 148 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,356 Wait, wait, wait. 149 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:21,816 I can play both parts. 150 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:22,900 I'll work for scale. 151 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:28,364 Come on, scaredy-cat. Get in there and stamp it down. 152 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,575 This is so gross. 153 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:37,832 Hey. 154 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:38,749 Wait. 155 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,419 Kano. Something's moving in here. 156 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:42,920 Better keep stamping. 157 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:47,592 What the...? 158 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,347 Hey, you. Turn that camera off. 159 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:58,019 Oh, you think this is funny? 160 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:01,272 How's this for a headline? 161 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:04,025 "Hack reporter gets free ambulance ride." 162 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,530 You're watching DMZ. 163 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:11,908 Way to take a hit. 164 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,827 Glad it's you, and not me, Micky. Looks rough. 165 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:16,537 Worth it. 166 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:18,581 You're a true journalist. 167 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,751 Mean Team, you're the ultimate losers. 168 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,255 Trash taking out trash, right? 169 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:29,383 And how do you get fired from your own show? 170 00:08:29,717 --> 00:08:30,593 Am I right, guys? 171 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:36,599 Just when you thought you couldn't sink any lower than daytime TV. 172 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,601 I guess crime doesn't pay. 173 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,269 You said-- What do you mean? 174 00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:46,651 - Charlie, Rosie, Cindy. - What's up, Bro? 175 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:48,903 You will not believe what's going on in the kitchen. 176 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:51,697 - Breathe, Brody, breathe. - Come on, come on. 177 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,702 Mm. Turkey time. 178 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:02,166 - Mm. Yes. - You know, when I first came to America, 179 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,044 I thought you were all loco with the Thanksgiving. 180 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,754 Pero now... Whoo. 181 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,632 I love the pumpkin pie. 182 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,717 Yes. Mmm. 183 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,804 Oh! Mr. Steven. You will spoil your dinner. 184 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:15,763 Okay. 185 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:16,681 Okay. 186 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,058 Hot. 187 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,309 Oy, no, no, no. 188 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,104 It says right here in my Julia Child cookbook, 189 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:25,773 you cannot start carving for 15 minutes. 190 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:27,400 Okay, okay. 191 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,443 - Mm-hm. - Let's set the table. 192 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,613 Yes, I love the Thanksgiving table. 193 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,241 Bro, I think you just found the mother lode. 194 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:38,202 It smells so delicious. 195 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:41,622 Forget how it smells, Rosie. I wanna know how it tastes. 196 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,457 Brody, we can't do that. 197 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:44,667 What if it's poisoned? 198 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,794 What are you even talking about, Brody? 199 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:50,673 I know. What if I take a bite, and test it first? 200 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:54,093 If there's no poison, it's just a teensy bite, right? 201 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,887 But if there is, I'm a hero. 202 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,473 You know that doesn't make any sense, right? 203 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:09,650 Come on. 204 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,528 The puppies' first Thanksgiving. 205 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,031 I can't believe it's already here. 206 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:18,242 It's kind of magical, seeing a holiday through our pups' eyes. 207 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:21,162 Heh. When I was their age, I was on the streets. 208 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,456 Spitting rhymes and hustling full-time. 209 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,133 Oh, man. 210 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:37,803 My first bite of turkey. Hallelujah. 211 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:39,889 Brody, is it poisoned? 212 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,474 Uh... I can't tell. 213 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,768 I, uh... gotta keep checking. 214 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,854 - Hey, he can't stop eating. - So good. 215 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,939 He's got golden retriever fever. 216 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,527 Uh-oh. 217 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:56,280 I told you, guys, this was a bad idea. 218 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:59,075 Well, we can't let it go to waste. 219 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,951 We've gotta hide the evidence. 220 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,624 Now... where's that pie? 221 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,462 Guys, snap out of it. 222 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:13,839 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on in here? 223 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:18,761 Uh, happy Thanksgiving, loving family. 224 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,849 - My pumpkin pie. - It's... 225 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,226 What the...? 226 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:26,644 Come on. 227 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,896 I know what this looks like, but... 228 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:30,231 Great news. 229 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,733 The turkey isn't poisoned. 230 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,236 It was all Brody's idea. 231 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,946 He's the mastermind. 232 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,948 - Oh. - Bus chucker. 233 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:39,865 Turkey hucker. 234 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,118 Stop snitching. 235 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,370 Rule número uno: 236 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,247 Never admit guilt. 237 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,373 We plead the Fifth. 238 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,750 Grandpa Steve, you're our lawyer. 239 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,377 - What? - Well, I'm the judge, 240 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:52,962 they're the hungry jury, 241 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,464 and you're all doing time in your room. 242 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,680 Tough love, sis. I'm telling you, it works. 243 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:05,057 It's not like them to act out like this. 244 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,977 Maybe we're not spending enough time with them. 245 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,353 That's a possibility. 246 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,356 We have been spending a lot of time at the studio. 247 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,693 And the live shows, and the galas, and the... 248 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,278 Oh, jeez. 249 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:19,989 Oh, no. We're deadbeat parents. 250 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,575 You can spend some quality time with them. 251 00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:26,495 And you could create your own family traditions. 252 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,789 Lou, you genius. 253 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,876 Pup Star: A Puppy Star Christmas. 254 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:35,421 Oh! Chestpups Roasting on an Open... 255 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:37,548 We'll circle back to the title. 256 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,926 But, headline, "ratings gold." 257 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,679 Lou, you always have the best advice. 258 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:47,016 A little family time will turn those pups right around. 259 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,351 In that case, I think it's time we taught them 260 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,811 about the Christmas spirit. 261 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:54,690 Family, sharing, and not destroying my turkey. 262 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,442 Or my pumpkin pie. 263 00:12:58,736 --> 00:12:59,945 Why are they so uptight? 264 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,199 Either way, that turkey was going to get eaten. 265 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,368 And Ida's pie was delicious. 266 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,913 Guys, you're missing the point here. 267 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,164 Uh... 268 00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:11,790 You're right, sis. 269 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:16,170 We didn't even get to taste Grandpa Steven's world-famous stuffing. 270 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,297 That's not what I meant. 271 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,884 Ida and Grandpa worked really hard, getting dinner ready. 272 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:25,304 Maybe we didn't consider the consequences. 273 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,723 No, that can't be it. 274 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,267 Quick. Uh... 275 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,936 Look like we learned something. 276 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:38,567 I think all of yous need to apologize to Grandpa. 277 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:41,529 We're sorry, Ida and Grandpa Steven. 278 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:46,075 I guess we just couldn't resist your amazing cooking. 279 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,159 Aw... 280 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,912 - It's hard to argue with that, right? - Right, yeah. 281 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:50,871 Okay. 282 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,415 What Grandpa means to say is... 283 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:54,667 Right. 284 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,252 We all make mistakes. 285 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,546 The important thing is that we recognize them 286 00:13:58,629 --> 00:13:59,630 and not repeat them. 287 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:00,548 Yeah. 288 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,426 Roll back. I think I missed something here. 289 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:08,222 Well, pups, Christmas is just around the corner, 290 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:11,058 and it's time you learned the true meaning of Christmas. 291 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,812 Grandpa Steven's going to read you his favorite Christmas book. 292 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,106 Santa and the Naughty Elf. 293 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:18,857 Uh... 294 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,695 - Let's get these toys wrapped, everybody. - Okay, let's go. 295 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:26,407 ♪ Today, my fellow helpers I'm here to convey ♪ 296 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,452 ♪ It's time to work our magic 'Cause Santa's on his way ♪ 297 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,621 ♪ When we all pull together ♪ 298 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,582 ♪ Christmas dreams come true ♪ 299 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,500 ♪ Let's do this for Santa ♪ 300 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,210 ♪ And Mrs. Santa, too ♪ 301 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,005 ♪ Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ 302 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,047 ♪ Best Christmas ever ♪ 303 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,301 ♪ With all the joy that we can bring ♪ 304 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,343 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 305 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,221 ♪ Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ 306 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,639 ♪ Best Christmas ever ♪ 307 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,850 ♪ Come on and make those jingle bells ♪ 308 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,144 ♪ Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ♪ 309 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,734 ♪ Santa, Santa, Santa Santa, Santa, Santa ♪ 310 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:02,693 ♪ Yeah ♪ 311 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:06,488 ♪ So great to have you with us To spread the Christmas cheer ♪ 312 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,576 ♪ Let's make this joyful season Last throughout the year ♪ 313 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:14,538 ♪ Remember Christmas spirit And what it's all about ♪ 314 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,958 ♪ So, open up your hearts And let's help each other out ♪ 315 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:22,212 - ♪ Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ - ♪ Best Christmas ever ♪ 316 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,049 ♪ With all the joy that we can bring ♪ 317 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,133 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 318 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,261 ♪ Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ 319 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,638 ♪ Best Christmas ever ♪ 320 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,015 ♪ Come on and make those jingle bells ♪ 321 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,350 ♪ Ring, ring, ring, ring ♪ 322 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,269 ♪ Well, I think I've got this train On track ♪ 323 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,562 ♪ Choo, choo, choo ♪ 324 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,440 ♪ And the kids will love These pink backpacks ♪ 325 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:42,858 ♪ Oh, it's true ♪ 326 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,985 ♪ Why don't we add some tasty snacks? ♪ 327 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,403 ♪ Yes, let's do ♪ 328 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,405 ♪ Get busy, everybody ♪ 329 00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,282 ♪ Let's pick up the slack ♪ 330 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,703 Go. 331 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,580 Go, Prancer. Go, Prancer. 332 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:57,748 Rip it up, Dancer. 333 00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:59,541 - Go, Dancer. - Go, Vixen. 334 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,251 All right, Comet. 335 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,045 Rip it up, Dancer and Prancer. 336 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:04,546 Go. 337 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,632 - Yeah. - Hooves to the house. 338 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,425 Hooves to the house. 339 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,052 Come on, yeah. Yeah, come on. 340 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,180 - Yeah. - Come on, come on. Yeah, come on, come on. 341 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:18,227 - ♪ Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ - ♪ Best Christmas ever ♪ 342 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,105 ♪ With all the joy that we can bring ♪ 343 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,398 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 344 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,651 ♪ Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ 345 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:26,694 ♪ Best Christmas ever ♪ 346 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,863 ♪ Come on and make Those jingle bells ring ♪ 347 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,033 ♪ How about a round of hot chocolates On me? ♪ 348 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,618 ♪ Yum, yum, yum ♪ 349 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,287 ♪ And don't forget to add whipped cream ♪ 350 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,330 ♪ Sounds like fun ♪ 351 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:41,208 ♪ And extra sprinkles If you feel the need ♪ 352 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,334 ♪ We'd love some ♪ 353 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,213 ♪ We're so proud to have each one of you As part of our team ♪ 354 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:49,341 ♪ Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ 355 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,384 ♪ Best Christmas ever ♪ 356 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,886 ♪ With all the joy that we can bring ♪ 357 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,263 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 358 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:57,307 ♪ Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ 359 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,600 ♪ Best Christmas ever ♪ 360 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,187 ♪ Come on and make Those jingle bells ring ♪ 361 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:06,233 - ♪ Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ - ♪ Best Christmas ever ♪ 362 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:09,903 - ♪ With all the joy that we can bring ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 363 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,407 ♪ Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ 364 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,616 ♪ Best Christmas ever ♪ 365 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,952 ♪ Come on and make those jingle bells ♪ 366 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,456 ♪ Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ♪ 367 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,750 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 368 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,673 Cheer up, gringo. 369 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,592 This is not so bad. 370 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,386 You wouldn't understand. 371 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,263 You're used to living in trash. 372 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:39,558 And now I'm used to living with trash. 373 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,062 You've been zinged. 374 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:46,690 I crack myself up. 375 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,820 If it wasn't for Tiny and that fleabag rapper, 376 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,363 I'd own Pup Star. 377 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,661 Allow me to introduce the Purina czarina, 378 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,331 the furshionista that is fur, 379 00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:04,792 the canine queen and everything in between-- 380 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,127 Just-- Just let them talk. 381 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,338 Okay. I mean... 382 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,923 Happy holidays, everybody. 383 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,260 Is there no end to my humiliation? 384 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,348 Pup Star and Dawg Pound Records 385 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,143 are proud to present the first ever Pup Star Christmas Special. 386 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,647 Our friends will be there. Scrappy, Lady Paw Paw... 387 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,023 Julio, translate. 388 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,400 You still can't speak Spanish? 389 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,404 Learn the language, Americano. 390 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,074 Listen, I have minions to speak it for me. 391 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,492 Minions like you. 392 00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:39,785 Okay, so, he's saying... 393 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,038 Tiny's putting on a Pup Star Christmas special 394 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,706 in honor of her new familia. 395 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,921 But props to our main man, Shep, for booking us the best guest star ever. 396 00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,673 We got Santa Claus. 397 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:53,924 You got Santa? 398 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,217 We have Santa? 399 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:56,885 With special guest... 400 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,304 - Santa Claus? - Santa Claus. 401 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:06,395 Uh, surely my invitation has simply been lost in the e-mail. Heh. 402 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,272 Well, well, well. 403 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,024 Julio, what's bigger than Christmas? 404 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,025 Nothing. 405 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,862 It is the most sacred of holidays. 406 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,490 Unless there was a Julio de Mayo, of course. 407 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,717 Don't blame yourself, Charlie. 408 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,010 Chess is a tough game. 409 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,846 Minutes to learn, years to master. 410 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,099 Hey, look, Ida has a charcuterie board. 411 00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:46,894 Sweet cheeses and meat. 412 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,022 For you, Shep. 413 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,024 Charlie, what are you doing? 414 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,317 That's cheating. 415 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,403 Shh. Go be a Goody Two-shoes somewhere else, Cindy. 416 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,322 I'm fleecing this rube. 417 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,741 - Mm. - Checkmate. 418 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,955 Hang in there, Uncle Shep. Your luck will change. 419 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,250 Best seven out of 13? 420 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,294 Hey, man, it's your loot. 421 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,922 ♪ Five new headshots ♪ 422 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,758 Oh, yeah. That girl's got swagger. 423 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,260 ♪ Four sizzle reels Three featured tracks ♪ 424 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,178 ♪ Two Tony nods ♪ 425 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,265 ♪ And a movie lead That's written just for me ♪ 426 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,312 - Amazing. - Yay. 427 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:31,855 You're a natural. 428 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,398 Yes, Rosie. 429 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,735 Okay, okay, I know what you're thinking. 430 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,195 Star power. 431 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,279 It factor. 432 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,073 Glamour. 433 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,245 Brody? Brody, what are you doing with Grandpa's lights? 434 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:47,537 Oh, my-- 435 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,041 Ida. 436 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,336 - Ida, get the ladder. - Oh, my goodness. Oh, Mr. Steven. 437 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,421 - Okay, okay, I'm coming. Okay. - Come on. 438 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:57,589 Oh, my God. 439 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,386 - Uh-oh. - You hang on there. 440 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,805 - Maybe he won't think it was me. - Hurry. 441 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:07,891 Cindy. 442 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,269 What do you have there? 443 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:14,314 I found it in a box with our Christmas decorations. 444 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,233 That was my mom's favorite ornament. 445 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,905 Thank you, Auntie Lou. You're the best auntie ever. 446 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,282 Mm. 447 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:31,748 Coming through. 448 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,667 Oh, oh, oh! 449 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,297 Surprise. 450 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,508 I love gingerbread. 451 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,357 - How's that look? - It's beautiful. 452 00:21:58,442 --> 00:21:59,276 We did good. 453 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,571 - You did amazing. - It's so beautiful. 454 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:11,747 Hey. 455 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,623 Did you steal my sandwich? 456 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:14,708 Look, it's gone. 457 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,460 Just buy a new sandwich. 458 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,462 Oh, yeah. Sure, Mr. Moneybags. 459 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,088 On a garbageman's salary? 460 00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:25,260 Well, aren't you two a sorry sight? 461 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,180 I told you to never show your mug here again. 462 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,599 I'll wreck you like a squeaky toy. 463 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,394 No, no. 464 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,312 No. Kano. 465 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,189 Yes, yes, yes, Bark. 466 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:39,316 Beat it. We've got paying jobs. 467 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:43,862 Honest, smelly, lousy, paying jobs. 468 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:45,280 Hola, Roland. 469 00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:47,032 Good to see you again, compadre. 470 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,241 My money's on Kano. 471 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,243 I'd put 3-to-1 on Bark. 472 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,496 He is very tricky, no? 473 00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:53,455 Kano. 474 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:56,416 I've got a new plan, and it's foolproof. 475 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:57,793 Oh! 476 00:22:58,710 --> 00:22:59,878 Score. 477 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,715 You say that every time. 478 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:07,094 And guess what. Every time, it doesn't work. 479 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,554 Just hear me out. 480 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:10,472 Wanna try? 481 00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,266 Kano, what's bigger than Pup Star? 482 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,726 Oh. I know, I know. 483 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:16,770 Mr. Rogers. 484 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,064 Idiot. Christmas. 485 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:22,651 People have to buy presents, no matter what. 486 00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:24,820 No, not in Mexico. 487 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,864 Santa brings gifts for the poor niños and pups. 488 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:31,034 Only if they've been good all year, of course. 489 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:32,577 Not anymore, he doesn't. 490 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,579 We are gonna run the North Pole. 491 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,623 You wanna take over Christmas? 492 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,500 That's quite the score. 493 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,044 Enough loot for every kid on earth. 494 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,712 All right, I'm in. 495 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,172 Me, too. 496 00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:45,340 On one condition. 497 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,467 I get to fly the reindeer. 498 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,095 Yes, you can fly the reindeer. 499 00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:51,346 Yes. 500 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,140 Yes. Yes. 501 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,851 Ah. Finally. 502 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:59,563 Muy bien, everyone's in, los cuatro amigos. 503 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:02,524 - Yeah. - Now may we please go somewhere warm? 504 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,901 Because Julio is not built for the cold. 505 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:06,194 Do you wanna tell him? 506 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,113 He'll figure it out soon enough. 507 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:30,969 Good to see you. 508 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,221 Good to see you. 509 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,022 How do we get to the North Pole? 510 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,026 Thank you. 511 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:49,654 Good to see you. 512 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,955 Okay. We'll need some disguises. 513 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:05,462 Watch your step. It's slippery out there. 514 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:06,630 With the snow. 515 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:13,428 Hey, did somebody leave a giant bag of candy canes back here? 516 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:14,846 - What? - Yeah. 517 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:15,847 Let me get some. 518 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,265 - Let's get them all. - Yeah. 519 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:18,850 - Yeah. - All right. 520 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:21,645 - Hey, where's the candy cane? - You can't do that. 521 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:24,022 - I can't eat that. - Hey. That belongs to me. 522 00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:31,905 And that's where a sugar addiction will get you. 523 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:33,531 It's sad, really. 524 00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:39,412 Oh. Heh. 525 00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:42,123 All aboard to Santa's workshop. 526 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,793 Oh. Mama, that's good. 527 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,587 Zip it. We've got a ride to catch. 528 00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:02,018 Sorry, gang, you gotta take the next coach. 529 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,061 Only one seat left. 530 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,354 I got this. 531 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,151 - Get out. - Oh! 532 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,112 That's not a very holly-jolly attitude. 533 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,489 - You're on the naughty list. - You're not very nice. 534 00:26:14,572 --> 00:26:17,784 - No Christmas spirit in there. - Look, two seats just opened up. 535 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,744 What luck. 536 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:22,914 - Julio... - Is he okay? 537 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:24,082 Julio-cicle? 538 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,960 Oh, yeah. He's just not used to the cold. 539 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,963 - Right? - Freezing. 540 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:41,266 There we go. Lock it up. 541 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,854 Hyah! Next stop, Santa's workshop. 542 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,066 Excuse me. Camera coming through. 543 00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:53,445 Shep. What--? What are you doing? 544 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:55,613 Oh, this old thing? Heh. 545 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,824 Standing in for Santa, like an understudy. 546 00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:01,161 - Mr. Steven, out of my way. - Reindeer, coming through. 547 00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:03,371 - That's right. Come on. - Only in the way, sir? 548 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,040 - Let's go. - Watch yourself, sir. 549 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:05,957 Nutcrackers. 550 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:13,423 Finally, a venue big enough to showcase my talents. 551 00:27:13,631 --> 00:27:15,550 And your ever-expanding head. 552 00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:17,635 Hey, there's my pups. 553 00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:20,263 You guys ready to run your big entrance? 554 00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:23,266 Was that a serious question? 555 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,101 I was born ready. 556 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:29,022 Great. We're running the top and the tail, so, watch for your cue. 557 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,069 Hyah, hyah, hyah! 558 00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:39,324 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 559 00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:45,789 Welcome to the North Pole. 560 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:48,208 - There you go. - Thank you. 561 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,505 - Watch your step. - Thank you. 562 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:55,006 All right. 563 00:27:55,340 --> 00:28:00,887 So, we are past quota on mega blocks, whirly tubes... 564 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:01,888 Good, good. 565 00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:03,556 Yo-yos? 566 00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:04,682 Yo-yos. 567 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:07,102 Moon shoes and wiffle bats. 568 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,146 And for some unknown reason... 569 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,400 candy cane pattern fidget spinners. 570 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,989 Guys, this is serious business. Get back to work. 571 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,032 Jackpot. 572 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:24,786 This'll be easier than taking biscuits from a puppy. 573 00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:27,747 I'm coming. 574 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:29,707 Something funny? 575 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:33,962 You guys act like you've never been to the North Pole before. 576 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,299 Oh, yeah, it's, uh, been a while. 577 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,218 Been on sabbatical. 578 00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:43,138 I see we're still using ribbons. 579 00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:44,305 That's nice. 580 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:45,682 Uh-huh. 581 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,435 Yeah, well, we're South Pole elves. 582 00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:49,352 This is Goofy, 583 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:52,397 Sleepy, Grumpy, 584 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,648 and I'm Bashful. 585 00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:58,278 Those are dwarf names. 586 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,029 Elf names start with E. 587 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:02,824 I'm Eli. This is Eddy. 588 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:04,284 He's Elon. 589 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:05,201 Get the picture? 590 00:29:05,493 --> 00:29:07,746 Well, Nosey with a capital E, 591 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,248 we're the Big Man's new undercover security team. 592 00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:13,084 And you don't wanna get on our naughty list, do you? 593 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:19,549 Oh. 594 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:21,259 Julio? Are you okay? 595 00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:24,846 Guys, wrapping paper doesn't grow on trees. 596 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:32,896 Uh, tell me, my good elves, where might we find Santa? 597 00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:35,231 My guess, since it's the middle of the work day, 598 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,859 he's taking a Yuletide nap in his cottage. 599 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:40,278 Thank you. 600 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:41,738 Excuse me. 601 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:45,784 All right, Tiny. 602 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:49,287 Here we are in the North Pole, doing our first Christmas special. 603 00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:50,371 I'm so excited. 604 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:53,208 Christmas is my favorite time of the year. 605 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,251 Oh, no, no, Gnarly, please. 606 00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:57,712 Let me pull the sleigh all by myself. 607 00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,173 Try pulling in a straight line, mon. 608 00:30:00,256 --> 00:30:02,008 You been hitting the catnip again. 609 00:30:02,091 --> 00:30:05,178 Go visit a barber, I'm as straight as an arrow. 610 00:30:05,261 --> 00:30:07,555 Cut, cut. Take five, everybody. 611 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:11,100 Hey, Simon, where's that Christmas spirit, dog? 612 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:14,813 And suddenly, the antlers aren't enough anymore. 613 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:18,399 I shall be celebrating Christmas in my trailer. 614 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,322 That's beautiful. It's beautiful. 615 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,782 Okay, okay, okay. 616 00:30:26,115 --> 00:30:26,950 I got this. 617 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:30,537 I have a plan, the perfect plan. 618 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:32,831 Actually, I can't wait to hear this. 619 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:36,167 I can have a plan, Kano. 620 00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:38,086 Oh, do tell. 621 00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:41,589 I'll surprise him by going down the chimney, Santa-style. 622 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:43,049 He'll never see it coming. 623 00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,261 How original. 624 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:47,595 Thank you. 625 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:50,098 And I bet I can just fly up there. 626 00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:51,891 Check it out. 627 00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:56,187 Here you go. 628 00:31:03,069 --> 00:31:07,156 Is it weird I want him to succeed and fall down the chimney into the fire? 629 00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:16,374 - Oh, great. He'll brag about this forever. - Top of the world. 630 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,626 That's right. That's right. 631 00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:21,045 I'm here, I'm here, I'm here-- 632 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:22,422 Whoa! 633 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:28,428 Dumb is forever. 634 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:46,362 How about we try the front door? 635 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:48,072 That's a good plan. 636 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,545 What is the meaning of this? 637 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:06,174 Sorry, big guy, but there's a new Santa in town. 638 00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:08,343 Me. 639 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,886 You've been downsized. 640 00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:20,730 - Back it up. - Remember, pups, you're up right after me. 641 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,107 We won't let you down, Mr. Shep. 642 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:27,654 Obviously, saving the best for last, per usual. 643 00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:32,075 I wonder what sweet swag Santa's bringing us this year. 644 00:32:32,158 --> 00:32:34,953 I don't know. It's a big surprise. 645 00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:38,081 But where's Santa? 646 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:39,874 That's my cue. 647 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:41,668 Wait. 648 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:42,961 Is that my cue? 649 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:46,005 I-- No sé, I'm busy. 650 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:48,758 Yo, Santa. Where you at? 651 00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:51,260 - Put it down. - That light right now. 652 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,261 Dramatic entrance. 653 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,305 I sure hope Santa shows up. 654 00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:55,848 Sometime soon? 655 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,433 Today, maybe? 656 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,185 Here's Santa. 657 00:32:59,602 --> 00:33:01,229 Five, six, seven, eight. 658 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:05,984 Moving downstage. And you sing. You dance. It's awesome. 659 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:09,195 Pas de bourrée, booty quake, booty quake. 660 00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:12,490 Dab, whip, dab, and jazz hands. 661 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:14,534 Glad you could join us, SC. 662 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:17,662 Oh, uh... Ho ho ho. Heh. 663 00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:19,622 It took a little while, Tiny, 664 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:22,458 but I think I found you the perfect present. 665 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:24,836 Wait, Santa, do you mean...? 666 00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:27,547 Are you for reals, Santa? 667 00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:33,011 You guys are getting the best Christmas present of all time. 668 00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:36,347 Well, uh... 669 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:38,808 definitely a big surprise. 670 00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:41,978 Ugh. 671 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:45,523 How can one show have so many words and zero ninjas? 672 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:50,278 These costumes are embarrassing. Not even designer knockoffs. 673 00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:54,699 I mean, come on, people. No elf princesses? 674 00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:57,535 Uh... 675 00:33:58,161 --> 00:34:00,455 "Say hello to your Christmas surprise." 676 00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:03,041 Cut. Reset. 677 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:05,126 Tenth time's the charm. 678 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:12,133 Ugh, someone told me a fib. 679 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:13,676 This is not Miami. 680 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,428 I am certain of that now. 681 00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:16,596 No, really? 682 00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:18,139 We must've made a wrong turn. 683 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:19,974 So sorry, short stack. 684 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:25,271 Nice duds, huh? 685 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:29,108 Now I can give myself that electric train you never brought me. 686 00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:34,572 Am I growing a beard? 687 00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:40,244 It takes more than a belly full of cookies to wear that suit. 688 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:44,624 You can't be in the naughty list, for starters. 689 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:48,795 Oh. Well, then let's rewrite history a little, shall we? 690 00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:54,300 Hmm. 691 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:56,052 Ah. Here we are. 692 00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:09,565 Stupid Christmas. 693 00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:12,485 All right, what's the scam this time? 694 00:35:13,402 --> 00:35:15,947 Ha-ha. The scam, ahem... 695 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:19,951 or the plan, as I like to call it, 696 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,870 is that we are-- We're, uh... 697 00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:26,082 What exactly is the plan again? 698 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:29,794 I'm appealing to the most powerful emotion of human- and dogkind. 699 00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:31,420 Love and kindness. 700 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:34,215 Greed. 701 00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,676 - Simple commerce, really. - Oh. 702 00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:41,514 You're sadly underestimating the goodness of the human heart. 703 00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:42,849 Am I? 704 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:45,643 Everyone wants their kids and pups to wake up 705 00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:49,897 to toys, or gifts, or cookies, or whatever, on Christmas morning. 706 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:53,484 Well, now they're gonna buy it from the greatest brand of all time: 707 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:55,319 Santa Claus. 708 00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:01,492 Then we go to Miami, and thaw out on the beach with chiquitas. 709 00:36:02,076 --> 00:36:04,745 Christmas spirit doesn't come in packages, Bark. 710 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:09,458 You can't sell people good times with the people they love. 711 00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:13,337 Any of this ringing a bell? 712 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,214 Hmm. No. 713 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:18,050 Surely you have people you love, don't you? 714 00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:20,469 Oh, get with the times, old man. 715 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,347 Humans and dogs are insatiable. They'll buy anything. 716 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,976 If they don't, we put coal in their stockings. 717 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,686 The ultimate punishment. 718 00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:33,149 That's no bueno. 719 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:36,736 Here's your mail. 720 00:36:44,493 --> 00:36:46,871 Come on, get up. We got mail. 721 00:36:46,954 --> 00:36:49,999 Did Santa write us back, about our list of demands? 722 00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:53,169 Uh... Nothing but catalogs and bills. 723 00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:56,422 Maybe we didn't make the nice list. 724 00:36:56,505 --> 00:37:00,343 No way. I mean, sure, we've got a few minor infractions, 725 00:37:00,426 --> 00:37:01,761 but we've served our time. 726 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,137 Right? Right? 727 00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:06,724 I got it. Santa's the surprise guest star of the show, right? 728 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:09,435 Whoa, whoa, whoa, say what? 729 00:37:09,977 --> 00:37:12,271 Dad said I was the guest star. 730 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:13,272 Keep going, sis. 731 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:16,025 The diva needs some time to process the obvious. 732 00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:17,568 We sneak into Santa's sleigh, 733 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:20,321 fly to the North Pole, and demand the loot we deserve. 734 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:23,199 In and out. Back in time for Christmas. Easy-peasy. 735 00:37:23,699 --> 00:37:26,327 All in favor, say "aye." Aye. 736 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:27,370 - Aye. - Aye. 737 00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:29,413 - Nay. - That's unanimous. 738 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:33,334 I'm pretty sure that's not what "unanimous" means. 739 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:37,505 Ebob, I need you to go around and collect all these fidget spinners. 740 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:41,133 Uh... 741 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,594 What's going on here? 742 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:46,097 There's a merry-go-round? 743 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:50,017 Poor Santa and Mrs. Claus have come down with a very bad flu. 744 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:53,020 - Oh. I better check on them right away-- - That's not possible. 745 00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:56,732 He's under quarantine. It's very contagious. 746 00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:58,943 Especially to elves. 747 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:02,488 That's why we're here to pick up the slack. 748 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:05,616 - Yeah. - Yes. And he wants to make sure 749 00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:09,704 the elves are able to fulfill their orders for Navidad. 750 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,580 Orders? You mean wishes? 751 00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:13,958 Orders, wishes, whatever. 752 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:17,253 Listen, Roland will be filling in for Santa in the meantime. 753 00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:20,464 Yes, and I will need full access to Santa's lists, 754 00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:21,966 cookie supply, 755 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,302 and, of course, the reindeer and sleigh. 756 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,847 This is highly unusual. 757 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:29,515 Why is the room spinning? 758 00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:35,062 As you can see, this is an official order from the Big Man himself. Mm-hm. 759 00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:38,149 "By the order of Santa... Christmas authority... 760 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:40,943 Bark hereby officially..." 761 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,821 Go ahead, take a real close look. 762 00:38:43,946 --> 00:38:44,864 Uh... 763 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,741 Heh. Looks legit. 764 00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:48,826 Okay. Uh, everyone... 765 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:51,037 This is the boss. 766 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:53,831 Ho ho ho, everyone. 767 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:57,251 Prepare the sleigh. 768 00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:00,796 I have very important events to attend to tonight. So... 769 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,550 I see Santa's underpants. 770 00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:12,308 Cover your eyes. 771 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:15,269 Chop-chop. 772 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,188 Okay. 773 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:25,029 Auntie Lou, can I ask you something? 774 00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:28,324 You could talk to me about anything. That's what aunties are for. 775 00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:31,410 Let's just pretend I have this friend 776 00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:35,539 that desperately wants to go for a joyride in Santa's sleigh. 777 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:39,126 And you're worried that this friend might get you on the naughty list? 778 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:41,754 - Maybe. - Okay, girls. 779 00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:44,256 - You can chitchat later. It's time to go. - Okay. 780 00:39:46,592 --> 00:39:48,427 - Volume. - Yeah, so... 781 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:51,931 Look at our little pros. 782 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,517 We're not rushing them into this, right? 783 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,103 No, they know they can talk to us about anything. 784 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:58,437 We're cool parents. 785 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:01,774 Look alive, pups. This is the real deal. 786 00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:04,568 I need to know that I can trust you to behave tonight. 787 00:40:05,027 --> 00:40:08,697 Uncle Shep, we would never do anything to make your job harder. 788 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,242 Besides, it's my debut. 789 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,869 You say "bark," we say "how loud?" 790 00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:16,664 Thanks for being such a stellar dogfather. Heh. 791 00:40:17,164 --> 00:40:18,874 - Oh... - Don't patronize me 792 00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,085 - with your highty-tighty slang. - Calm down. 793 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:24,171 By the smell of you, I'd say, they put the antlers on the wrong end. 794 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,465 That's it. You're a prima donna, mon. 795 00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,968 I challenge you to a joust. You blabbermouth. 796 00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:30,678 I am so gonna mop you up, 797 00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:33,722 - just like the mop-head you are. - Whoa. Whoa, okay? 798 00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:35,683 Show me your moves, you ragamuffin. 799 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,101 Be forewarned. 800 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,562 I was varsity fencing at Dartmouth. 801 00:40:39,645 --> 00:40:40,479 Shep. 802 00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:43,441 Okay. Sit, stay, don't move a muscle. 803 00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:45,192 Shep to the rescue. 804 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,028 Okay, eyes off target. 805 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,907 You know the plan. Santa's sweet ride will be on the roof waiting for us. 806 00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:55,661 Time to ditch the Shep dog. 807 00:40:55,744 --> 00:40:57,538 No, I object. 808 00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,457 Whoa, harsh, Cindy. 809 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:02,001 All in favor of ignoring Cindy? 810 00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:03,294 Aye. 811 00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:05,588 Sorry, Cindy, majority rules. 812 00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:15,764 Somebody tell me they have eyes on the pups. 813 00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:17,892 Nobody? 814 00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:20,895 Charlie. Rosie. Brody. Cindy. 815 00:41:26,358 --> 00:41:27,776 Where did you get that suit? 816 00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:31,280 Turns out the little guys are great with a needle and thread. 817 00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:33,824 Who would've thunk it? You likey? 818 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:36,744 Yeah. 819 00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:40,456 Time to get down to business. Ahem. 820 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:53,093 Elon, this sleigh is filthy. Please, clean it. 821 00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:56,555 Thank you. 822 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,437 Prancer, light on those hooves. 823 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:06,023 I'm Prancer, and he's Dancer. 824 00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:08,484 Oh. Right. I knew that. 825 00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:10,736 Uh... 826 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,947 What's the difference again? 827 00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:16,408 Very smooth. 828 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:18,536 Yeah, I don't do that. 829 00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:22,915 New Santa is quite the hipster. 830 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:24,375 Timber. 831 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:27,419 Looking foxy, Vixen. 832 00:42:30,089 --> 00:42:30,923 Are you...? 833 00:42:31,006 --> 00:42:33,676 Are you playing reindeer games with me, Cupid? 834 00:42:33,759 --> 00:42:37,304 No, I just have resting loving eyes. 835 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:40,516 Oh, yeah. Cupid. 836 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,476 That makes sense. 837 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:48,148 Could someone bring Santa a strudel? 838 00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:49,984 You look too skinny. 839 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:51,819 Nice pecs, Blitzen. 840 00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:54,905 You're doing most of the heavy lifting around here? 841 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,907 Danke, I work out. 842 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,702 And I take it you're the pilot, flyboy? 843 00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:02,079 It's Comet, Santa. 844 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:05,666 That is enough insubordination out of you, fella. 845 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,752 I am Santa, and what I say goes. 846 00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:11,839 I have a friend who knows this reindeer named Rudy, 847 00:43:11,922 --> 00:43:13,924 and he would be happy to take your job. 848 00:43:14,466 --> 00:43:16,760 So, think about that. 849 00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:20,472 What a jabroni. 850 00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,895 What was that? I couldn't quite hear you, son. 851 00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,982 Uh, I said, I like pepperoni, sir. 852 00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:31,650 So do I. 853 00:43:32,818 --> 00:43:33,652 So do I. 854 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:40,618 Thank you. 855 00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:48,834 Okay, just hold the reins loosely, and the reindeer will do the rest. 856 00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:52,838 I think I can handle it. I flew a helicopter once. 857 00:43:54,381 --> 00:43:55,424 Sort of. 858 00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:57,384 Jiminy Christmas. 859 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,514 Oh, no, you didn't just slap my heinie. 860 00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:03,849 Giddyap. 861 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,352 Ho ho ho! 862 00:44:09,938 --> 00:44:13,192 - See? I'm a natural. - What do you want, a trophy? 863 00:44:13,275 --> 00:44:16,820 - Hope you are not a nervous flyer. - Let's give him a shock. 864 00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:24,995 And I got a need... 865 00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:25,996 for speed. 866 00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:29,625 Here comes the sonic boom, ja? 867 00:44:33,962 --> 00:44:36,507 Merry Christmas, boys and girls, pups and pupettes, 868 00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:39,593 and welcome to the Pup Star Christmas Special. 869 00:44:39,718 --> 00:44:42,846 - Oh. I love Christmas specials. - Tonight we have... 870 00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:47,893 I used to watch them with mi familia, when I was bien chico. 871 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:49,520 We remember. 872 00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:51,897 You were on the nice list back then. 873 00:44:52,564 --> 00:44:54,942 So kind and caring. 874 00:44:55,484 --> 00:44:57,403 Ah... Things change. 875 00:44:58,779 --> 00:44:59,613 It's starting. 876 00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:00,989 All right, Tiny. 877 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:04,326 Here we are at the North Pole, doing our first Christmas special. 878 00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:05,411 I'm so excited. 879 00:45:05,744 --> 00:45:08,372 Christmas is my favorite time of the year. 880 00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:16,922 Here we go, guys. Coming in for a landing. 881 00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:30,352 Nice flying, ace. You're a natural. 882 00:45:32,312 --> 00:45:37,568 Everyone, duck for cover. He's going to spill his cookies. 883 00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:41,738 Spin counterclockwise. It always helps me. 884 00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:43,866 Whoa! 885 00:45:44,199 --> 00:45:49,496 You know, venison is a delicacy where I come from. 886 00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:52,541 Thanks for the ride, fellas. 887 00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:54,209 We'll be right back. 888 00:45:54,626 --> 00:45:57,254 You guys just sit here and uh... 889 00:45:58,338 --> 00:45:59,173 spin. 890 00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:05,512 There you go. After you. 891 00:46:08,056 --> 00:46:08,891 Okay. 892 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:13,061 They've gotta be here somewhere. Keep looking. 893 00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:14,897 Oh! Mr. Claus. 894 00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:18,817 It is such an honor to have you on our show. 895 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,278 All right already. 896 00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:23,155 No need to slobber. 897 00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:26,658 Well, let's get this show on the road. 898 00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:30,370 Santa's a very busy man this time of year, as I'm sure you understand. 899 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,873 Yes. Yes, of course. Right this way. 900 00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:36,668 You. 901 00:46:36,793 --> 00:46:38,504 Get lost. 902 00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:44,843 I've got some last-minute changes for Santa's number. 903 00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:48,764 Five more minutes. 904 00:46:48,847 --> 00:46:51,266 Step, step, turn-step, jazz-hooves. 905 00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:54,811 This better be worth it. 906 00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:57,856 This is my debut we're missing, remember? 907 00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:58,774 Relax, sis. 908 00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:02,736 With all the loot we're gonna get, you can buy your way into showbiz. 909 00:47:02,819 --> 00:47:05,906 Vixen, you are cray-cray like a fox. 910 00:47:08,116 --> 00:47:11,370 So many dancing sugarplums. 911 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,956 For the record, this is a bad-- 912 00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:16,458 I mean, worst idea ever. 913 00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:19,795 Get wise, Cindy. We're only here to meet Santa. 914 00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:26,468 Guess who. Tag. 915 00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:38,105 Man, look at us. Meeting Santa for some carols? 916 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:39,982 Hope he's got a solid track, locked and loaded. 917 00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:44,278 Trust me, this one's a showstopper. 918 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,489 Ho, ho, ho. 919 00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,077 ♪ Merry Christmas, everybody ♪ 920 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,787 ♪ From the great North Pole ♪ 921 00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:56,373 ♪ There's a new Santa coming to town ♪ 922 00:47:57,374 --> 00:47:58,667 ♪ Now here's the situation ♪ 923 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:00,669 ♪ I'm now the Santa Corporation ♪ 924 00:48:00,752 --> 00:48:03,088 ♪ So, pay attention While I run this down ♪ 925 00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:04,006 ♪ Rule one ♪ 926 00:48:04,214 --> 00:48:07,175 ♪ For all you kids No more naughty or nice ♪ 927 00:48:07,259 --> 00:48:08,969 ♪ Go on, lie, cheat, steal ♪ 928 00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:10,470 ♪ Do whatever you like ♪ 929 00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:13,890 ♪ And all you parents from now on Only money will suffice ♪ 930 00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:17,436 ♪ But you can purchase Christmas spirit At a reasonable price ♪ 931 00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:19,521 Jeez, why did we even bother rehearsing? 932 00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:21,690 Is Santa having a midlife crisis? 933 00:48:21,773 --> 00:48:23,609 ♪ I don't care if you're naughty or nice ♪ 934 00:48:24,526 --> 00:48:27,404 ♪ Santa's got a brand-new plan ♪ 935 00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:30,866 ♪ But if you don't have any money I'm afraid it's no dice ♪ 936 00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:37,831 ♪ Now, when I was young and foolish I believed in being good ♪ 937 00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:40,792 ♪ To be on Santa's nice list was my goal ♪ 938 00:48:41,293 --> 00:48:44,588 ♪ But when Santa and his sleigh Would arrive each Christmas day ♪ 939 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:47,215 ♪ He never left me anything but coal ♪ 940 00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:51,261 ♪ Santa's got a brand-new jam ♪ 941 00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:53,805 ♪ I don't care if you're naughty or nice ♪ 942 00:48:54,931 --> 00:48:58,101 ♪ Santa's got a brand-new plan ♪ 943 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:00,020 ♪ Santa ♪ 944 00:49:00,103 --> 00:49:03,065 ♪ Santa's got a brand-new jam ♪ 945 00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:11,323 What just happened here? Santa's gone crazy. 946 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:13,784 Oh, no. Our puppies. 947 00:49:14,743 --> 00:49:16,161 Here, I got it. I got it. 948 00:49:26,922 --> 00:49:27,964 They're not in there. 949 00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:30,092 Oh, no. This can't be happening. 950 00:49:30,175 --> 00:49:31,718 Where could our pups be? 951 00:49:32,928 --> 00:49:34,054 This way. 952 00:49:36,556 --> 00:49:41,311 Wait. This... is a bit of a surprise, no? 953 00:49:41,853 --> 00:49:45,565 Yes. A shocking and appalling surprise. 954 00:49:45,691 --> 00:49:48,235 Whee! 955 00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:50,696 You're on fire. 956 00:49:51,738 --> 00:49:52,739 I know. 957 00:49:52,989 --> 00:49:55,909 The audience loved me. They really loved me. 958 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:58,245 No, you're literally on fire. 959 00:49:58,370 --> 00:49:59,246 Huh? 960 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:01,373 What--? What you--? 961 00:50:07,754 --> 00:50:11,174 Move it, bozo. We don't wanna be here when the canine cops show up. 962 00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:20,726 Ow! 963 00:50:22,477 --> 00:50:23,520 Mush. 964 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:27,649 We have liftoff, pups. 965 00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,158 - I'm sorry, Tiny. - Did you find them? 966 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:37,701 They've disappeared. 967 00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:40,996 They're not in Costumes, not in the green room, not anywhere. 968 00:50:41,329 --> 00:50:43,623 - Nothing? - Yo, no stone unturned. 969 00:50:44,374 --> 00:50:46,501 Don't worry, I promise, we will find them. 970 00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:48,962 We're horrible parents. 971 00:50:49,254 --> 00:50:51,089 I'll never forgive myself. 972 00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:57,888 Whoa, aurora borealis. 973 00:50:57,971 --> 00:51:00,599 It's just as beautiful as I imagined. 974 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:04,060 Pay dirt. 975 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:06,104 In you go, in you go. Yeah. 976 00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:14,279 So long, old Christmas. 977 00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:18,867 This is the season for giving to us. 978 00:51:18,950 --> 00:51:21,369 I can finally buy that luxury eye patch. 979 00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,830 Real velour. Oh, yeah. 980 00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:28,543 Everybody, be cool. Try to blend in. 981 00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:39,763 I thought the North Pole was the happiest place on earth. 982 00:51:39,888 --> 00:51:43,016 Er, no, that's Disneyland. 983 00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:46,520 Don't be so judgy, sis. 984 00:51:46,812 --> 00:51:48,897 Elves are busy with tons of toys to make. 985 00:51:49,397 --> 00:51:50,774 Now let's go get our share. 986 00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:51,900 Listen up. 987 00:51:51,983 --> 00:51:55,278 ♪ Attention, all you slackers Let's pick up the pace ♪ 988 00:51:56,029 --> 00:51:59,449 ♪ If you don't meet our quota You'll soon be replaced ♪ 989 00:51:59,991 --> 00:52:01,618 ♪ No more yuletide naps or candy breaks ♪ 990 00:52:01,701 --> 00:52:02,619 No, no, no. 991 00:52:02,702 --> 00:52:03,870 ♪ My joyful little elves ♪ 992 00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:05,080 Mine, mine, mine. 993 00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:08,124 ♪ 'Cause I'm re-branding Christmas And everything's for sale ♪ 994 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:12,170 ♪ -This is the worst Christmas ever - Worst Christmas ever ♪ 995 00:52:12,254 --> 00:52:14,840 ♪ With all the cash it will bring ♪ 996 00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:16,383 Oh, yeah. 997 00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:21,054 ♪ -This is the worst Christmas ever - Worst Christmas ever ♪ 998 00:52:21,137 --> 00:52:24,891 ♪ I love the sound of money When it ching, ching, ching ♪ 999 00:52:25,350 --> 00:52:28,979 ♪ From this day forth, my minions I hereby decree ♪ 1000 00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:29,896 Listen up. 1001 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:33,400 ♪ This holiday is now about What's in it for me ♪ 1002 00:52:33,608 --> 00:52:37,404 ♪ So, hurry up, my little friends Or you'll miss all the fun ♪ 1003 00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:39,239 ♪ Pack up every parcel ♪ 1004 00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:40,156 Hurry. 1005 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,449 ♪ Ship them when you're done ♪ 1006 00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:45,704 ♪ -This is the worst Christmas ever - Worst Christmas ever ♪ 1007 00:52:45,787 --> 00:52:48,957 ♪ With all the cash That it will bring ♪ 1008 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:54,337 ♪ -This is the worst Christmas ever - Worst Christmas ever ♪ 1009 00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:58,383 ♪ I love the sound of money When it ching, ching, chings ♪ 1010 00:52:58,466 --> 00:52:59,426 No whining. Quick. 1011 00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:01,970 ♪ No mistakes, no faking aches Or you'll be fined ♪ 1012 00:53:02,053 --> 00:53:03,096 That's right. 1013 00:53:03,179 --> 00:53:06,266 ♪ 'Cause I'm re-branding Christmas And it's a dollar sign ♪ 1014 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:07,183 All right. 1015 00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:10,604 ♪ Now that Santa's corporate profits Continue to grow ♪ 1016 00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:11,521 Oh, no. 1017 00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:14,733 ♪ My favorite part of Christmas Is that I'm rolling in dough ♪ 1018 00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:19,154 ♪ -This is the worst Christmas ever - Worst Christmas ever ♪ 1019 00:53:19,237 --> 00:53:22,157 ♪ With all the cash that it will bring ♪ 1020 00:53:23,241 --> 00:53:26,244 ♪ This is the best Christmas ever ♪ 1021 00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:27,746 ♪ Worst Christmas ever ♪ 1022 00:53:27,954 --> 00:53:31,583 ♪ The best Christmas ever ♪ 1023 00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:38,798 Ladies and gentlemen, this truly is the nightmare before Christmas. 1024 00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:41,051 Please, help us find our puppies. 1025 00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:44,137 Christmas isn't Christmas without our family together. 1026 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:46,222 Rosie loves singing and dancing. 1027 00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:48,350 And Charlie's as smart as a whip. 1028 00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:51,394 Brody's a straight-up rascal, loves an adventure. 1029 00:53:51,811 --> 00:53:54,689 And Cindy is kind, and caring, and soulful. 1030 00:53:56,191 --> 00:53:57,609 Christmas was-- 1031 00:53:57,692 --> 00:54:00,111 I mean, is her perfect holiday. 1032 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:03,615 We don't know if they're lost, or this is a prank, or whatever. 1033 00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:05,784 We just want them home for Christmas. 1034 00:54:05,867 --> 00:54:08,119 We're offering a reward for their safe return. 1035 00:54:08,244 --> 00:54:09,746 No questions asked. 1036 00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:13,541 What kind of monster would do this? 1037 00:54:14,918 --> 00:54:15,752 Sorry. 1038 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:23,635 Ho ho ho. 1039 00:54:23,843 --> 00:54:25,929 If you want toys, toys, toys, 1040 00:54:26,304 --> 00:54:30,141 go online, and click, click, click SantaClaus.pole. 1041 00:54:30,225 --> 00:54:33,561 And remember, if your parents don't buy from Santa, 1042 00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:35,730 they don't love you. 1043 00:54:36,731 --> 00:54:38,441 I think I know where the pups are. 1044 00:54:39,275 --> 00:54:40,110 What? 1045 00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:51,955 Gentlemen, we're now the most profitable business in history. 1046 00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:55,709 From now on we charge for shipping. 1047 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:57,419 Whoa, hold the phone. 1048 00:54:57,502 --> 00:54:59,379 Santa's charging us now? 1049 00:54:59,462 --> 00:55:00,839 This is outrageous. 1050 00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:04,300 I mean, what's even the point of being a good pup all year? 1051 00:55:06,469 --> 00:55:07,554 Who stole your puppy? 1052 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:10,306 Don't you think I should have Santa's chair? 1053 00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:13,226 I mean, I am the new Santa Claus. 1054 00:55:13,309 --> 00:55:14,310 You're not Santa. 1055 00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:17,313 Think of yourself as the Ronald McDonald of the North Pole. 1056 00:55:18,106 --> 00:55:19,649 What, you mean like a mascot? 1057 00:55:19,941 --> 00:55:22,444 And the last horse crosses the finish line. 1058 00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:24,320 Okay, you stay here. 1059 00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:26,823 Kano and I are going to check in on our guests. 1060 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,293 Right, look alive, elves. 1061 00:55:38,376 --> 00:55:39,377 Time is money. 1062 00:55:40,211 --> 00:55:42,047 Candy doesn't grow on trees. 1063 00:55:44,215 --> 00:55:45,050 Or does it? 1064 00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:47,802 Eli, look into that. 1065 00:55:51,723 --> 00:55:52,640 Here's our chance. 1066 00:55:52,891 --> 00:55:56,394 Santa's alone, we go in, state our case for more loot-- 1067 00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:57,437 And fame. 1068 00:55:57,562 --> 00:56:00,398 Then I drive the sleigh home, as agreed. 1069 00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:02,358 Come on. 1070 00:56:02,859 --> 00:56:04,152 Something isn't right. 1071 00:56:04,319 --> 00:56:07,322 Santa isn't this mean and selfish in the book. 1072 00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:11,910 Seriously, sis, you can't believe everything you read. 1073 00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:14,162 Think of it like a movie. 1074 00:56:14,579 --> 00:56:15,789 Based on a true story, 1075 00:56:15,872 --> 00:56:18,750 but with embellishments to make it more interesting. 1076 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:23,671 Like Santa not being crazy, and sweaty, and a total sugar junkie. 1077 00:56:24,255 --> 00:56:26,800 - All in favor, say "aye." - Aye. 1078 00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:29,469 Nay, nope, nada. 1079 00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:31,679 Democracy. It just works. 1080 00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:35,475 Mr. Claus, sir. 1081 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:39,896 We're here to negotiate the terms of our Christmas demands. 1082 00:56:40,688 --> 00:56:42,107 How'd you guys get in here? 1083 00:56:42,190 --> 00:56:43,691 We stowed away in your sleigh. 1084 00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:45,985 Sweet ride, by the way. Totally cherry. 1085 00:56:46,361 --> 00:56:49,072 And the "stowed away" thing shouldn't count against us, 1086 00:56:49,197 --> 00:56:52,826 since you stole my limelight at the show. 1087 00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:58,081 Let me apologize in advance for my brother and sisters. 1088 00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:02,836 They're a little confused about the true meaning of Christmas. 1089 00:57:03,128 --> 00:57:05,255 But they have good hearts, honest. 1090 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:10,093 Uh... Santa's having a little bit of a senior moment, kids. 1091 00:57:11,177 --> 00:57:12,345 Who exactly are you? 1092 00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:14,597 I'm Brody. You can call me Bro. 1093 00:57:14,889 --> 00:57:15,723 I'm Charlie. 1094 00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:18,476 Rosie, obviously. 1095 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,854 And I'm Cindy, Mr. Santa, sir. 1096 00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:25,191 Not to name drop, but our mom is Tiny, and our pop is P.U.P. 1097 00:57:26,025 --> 00:57:27,485 Ding-dong? Ring a bell? 1098 00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:29,112 Kind of a big deal. 1099 00:57:29,779 --> 00:57:34,576 Oh, well, I'm sure we can work something out. 1100 00:57:34,659 --> 00:57:36,327 Whoa, yeah. 1101 00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:39,664 Did I miss the punch line? 1102 00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:41,082 Ho ho ho. 1103 00:57:42,917 --> 00:57:46,379 Cindy was trying to tell us that the puppies were up to something big. 1104 00:57:47,088 --> 00:57:51,217 And how is being on the roof going to help us find the puppies? 1105 00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:52,135 Don't you see? 1106 00:57:52,510 --> 00:57:56,014 Santa, he landed his sleigh here, right before the puppies disappeared. 1107 00:57:57,056 --> 00:57:58,892 Lou, you're a genius. 1108 00:57:59,726 --> 00:58:02,061 Everybody, scour the roof for clues. 1109 00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:12,197 Tastes like toothpaste. 1110 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,658 I think that's North Pole reindeer poop. 1111 00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:19,454 It looks like Cindy left us a clue. 1112 00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:22,957 The puppies are in the North Pole. 1113 00:58:23,708 --> 00:58:26,252 Let's go. 1114 00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:29,881 Let's go. 1115 00:58:31,549 --> 00:58:33,718 A Tony for humble Julio? 1116 00:58:33,801 --> 00:58:35,053 Of course. 1117 00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:38,765 The king of Broadway, you say? 1118 00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:44,354 At this rate, there won't be enough Christmas spirit 1119 00:58:44,437 --> 00:58:45,939 to power a piece of tinsel. 1120 00:58:46,314 --> 00:58:47,607 We have to do something. 1121 00:58:51,694 --> 00:58:53,446 Honey, we're home. 1122 00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,033 Wake up, short stack. 1123 00:58:57,116 --> 00:58:59,327 - What was that? - You're supposed to stand guard. 1124 00:59:00,745 --> 00:59:03,665 I mean... I was, Kano. 1125 00:59:03,748 --> 00:59:09,837 It was a tricky trick I played, to see if they try to escape, heh, heh. 1126 00:59:09,921 --> 00:59:12,423 Never going to happen on Julio's watch. 1127 00:59:12,507 --> 00:59:17,345 Not that you asked, but we're on track for the most profitable Christmas yet. 1128 00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:19,847 I've got that workshop humming. 1129 00:59:20,306 --> 00:59:24,060 What you're doing, Bark, is destroying the spirit of Christmas. 1130 00:59:24,769 --> 00:59:27,188 Oh, look at the Christmas naughty list. 1131 00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:29,190 It's out of control. 1132 00:59:29,274 --> 00:59:32,318 The only ledger I care about is my accounts ledger, 1133 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:33,987 and it's also growing. 1134 00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:35,905 Profits are skyrocketing. 1135 00:59:36,531 --> 00:59:38,783 Ka-ching, ka-ching. 1136 00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:39,951 Hey. 1137 00:59:40,785 --> 00:59:42,579 Look what I found. 1138 00:59:43,204 --> 00:59:46,332 I told you, no mascots in Santa's cottage. 1139 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:48,376 Executive staff only. 1140 00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:51,504 Excuse me? Who are you calling a mascot? 1141 00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:52,422 Oh, okay. 1142 00:59:52,505 --> 00:59:56,843 Well, I guess I'll just send Tiny and P.U.P.'s adorable little pups 1143 00:59:56,926 --> 00:59:58,386 - back home. - What the...? 1144 00:59:58,803 --> 01:00:00,597 You did-- But-- How did...? 1145 01:00:00,930 --> 01:00:01,764 Roland. 1146 01:00:06,519 --> 01:00:09,772 Anyone else find it odd there's two Santas? 1147 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,317 Ho-ho-ho-ho! 1148 01:00:17,488 --> 01:00:19,532 - Who are those guys? - She looks familiar. 1149 01:00:21,242 --> 01:00:22,535 Tickets, please. 1150 01:00:23,161 --> 01:00:23,995 Tickets, please. 1151 01:00:24,954 --> 01:00:26,831 Why is everyone staring at us? 1152 01:00:27,957 --> 01:00:31,544 Maybe it's because you're dressed up as Mrs. Claus. 1153 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:32,879 - Elvin. - Incognito. 1154 01:00:33,379 --> 01:00:34,339 - Tickets. - There. 1155 01:00:35,256 --> 01:00:37,592 - I want to look good for Santa. - How you doing? 1156 01:00:37,675 --> 01:00:40,345 This was the only costume in the wardrobe that fit me. 1157 01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:42,347 How have you been? 1158 01:00:42,722 --> 01:00:44,307 Shh! He's coming. 1159 01:00:44,849 --> 01:00:46,351 Act normal. 1160 01:00:48,811 --> 01:00:50,396 Hello. Tickets, please. 1161 01:00:52,231 --> 01:00:54,192 Oh. 1162 01:00:54,275 --> 01:00:55,902 It was just here. 1163 01:00:56,027 --> 01:01:00,573 Um, I must have left it in my other pointy hat. 1164 01:01:03,576 --> 01:01:05,453 Do you know who I think I am? 1165 01:01:08,539 --> 01:01:09,707 Mrs. Claus. 1166 01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:12,418 Latina sister? 1167 01:01:16,756 --> 01:01:19,592 I will make sure there's a little extra something for you 1168 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,135 in your stocking this year. 1169 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,262 Being an elf is a calling. 1170 01:01:23,763 --> 01:01:26,474 We work for the love of Christmas, not for money. 1171 01:01:27,308 --> 01:01:28,768 And I'm pretty sure 1172 01:01:28,851 --> 01:01:30,853 Mrs. Claus doesn't have a Latina sister. 1173 01:01:31,979 --> 01:01:35,566 Of course I'm her sister. 1174 01:01:36,150 --> 01:01:37,819 Trust me. I think I'd know. 1175 01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:43,449 You can put our tickets on the North Pole account. 1176 01:01:43,574 --> 01:01:44,784 Mm-hm. 1177 01:01:45,284 --> 01:01:46,786 Okay. You can go now. 1178 01:01:46,869 --> 01:01:47,704 Bye-bye. 1179 01:01:48,871 --> 01:01:49,914 Tickets, please. 1180 01:01:51,124 --> 01:01:51,958 Tickets. 1181 01:02:00,591 --> 01:02:01,801 Mrs. Claus? 1182 01:02:01,884 --> 01:02:04,554 Did that turkey infraction put us on the naughty list? 1183 01:02:05,179 --> 01:02:09,851 No, dear. You're good puppies that occasionally make mistakes. 1184 01:02:09,934 --> 01:02:11,310 It's part of growing up. 1185 01:02:11,936 --> 01:02:14,063 Good, because we have some serious demands. 1186 01:02:14,355 --> 01:02:15,606 I mean, requests. 1187 01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:17,567 Assuming we escape, of course. 1188 01:02:18,025 --> 01:02:20,570 I'm so glad you're the real Santa, Santa. 1189 01:02:21,863 --> 01:02:23,489 I was starting to lose faith. 1190 01:02:39,505 --> 01:02:41,215 Thanks for riding. Keep it moving. 1191 01:02:41,716 --> 01:02:42,550 Keep it moving. 1192 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,136 Come on. Thanks for riding. 1193 01:02:46,387 --> 01:02:47,221 Have a good one. 1194 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:49,682 Thank you for riding. 1195 01:02:50,266 --> 01:02:51,476 Señorita Claus. 1196 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:53,311 Ooh! 1197 01:02:54,937 --> 01:02:57,565 Excuse me, where's the bus to the North Pole? 1198 01:02:57,648 --> 01:03:01,778 The coach is where it always is, and has been forever and a day. 1199 01:03:02,111 --> 01:03:02,945 Right this way. 1200 01:03:05,823 --> 01:03:07,033 - This way? - That way. 1201 01:03:07,116 --> 01:03:07,992 Thank you. 1202 01:03:08,075 --> 01:03:08,910 Have a good one. 1203 01:03:09,535 --> 01:03:11,162 Adiós, Ms. Claus. 1204 01:03:13,414 --> 01:03:14,248 Good to see you. 1205 01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:18,586 And that's everyone. 1206 01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,296 We're the only ones left. 1207 01:03:20,421 --> 01:03:21,297 Huh. 1208 01:03:27,011 --> 01:03:28,471 So, let me get this straight. 1209 01:03:29,388 --> 01:03:30,932 You filed an MPR... 1210 01:03:32,683 --> 01:03:33,768 a Missing Persons Report... 1211 01:03:36,103 --> 01:03:38,397 - for four of your lost puppies. - That's right. 1212 01:03:38,856 --> 01:03:44,612 And now your daughter, their show manager, and the puppies' nanny 1213 01:03:44,946 --> 01:03:46,656 have suddenly gone missing. 1214 01:03:46,739 --> 01:03:48,950 Officer, it's kind of an emergency. 1215 01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:51,160 I'll get right on that. 1216 01:03:51,744 --> 01:03:53,412 Ooh, it's the glazed... 1217 01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:57,917 Thank you for your time, officer. 1218 01:04:00,753 --> 01:04:03,089 There has to be a logical explanation. 1219 01:04:03,381 --> 01:04:06,175 If I know Lou, she's already hot on their trail. 1220 01:04:06,968 --> 01:04:07,802 I hope. 1221 01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:11,931 Well, thank goodness Ida is with them, wherever that is. 1222 01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:12,849 Yeah, Tiny. 1223 01:04:13,182 --> 01:04:14,350 Nobody messes with Ida. 1224 01:04:16,519 --> 01:04:17,520 Finally. 1225 01:04:21,524 --> 01:04:22,441 Bark? 1226 01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:24,735 Hello from the North Pole. 1227 01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:25,653 Go figure. 1228 01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:27,780 This has your stench all over it. 1229 01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:29,031 I should've known. 1230 01:04:29,365 --> 01:04:31,701 Who else is crazy enough to ruin Christmas? 1231 01:04:32,159 --> 01:04:34,996 Look at it as a reboot, Christmas 2.0. 1232 01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:38,374 But I didn't call to bicker about that. I've already won. 1233 01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:40,793 I'm calling because I have your pups. 1234 01:04:41,502 --> 01:04:42,587 I knew you took them. 1235 01:04:42,795 --> 01:04:45,172 Learn a new trick already, you dirty dognapper. 1236 01:04:45,256 --> 01:04:46,257 Au contraire. 1237 01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:48,092 That's the beauty of it. 1238 01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:51,762 Seems some extra furry baggage snuck into Santa's sleigh. 1239 01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:53,139 You're lying. 1240 01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:54,557 Our pups would never-- 1241 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:55,474 Am I? 1242 01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:59,228 Your pups came here, because they wanted more, more, more. 1243 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:00,938 Smart pups. 1244 01:05:01,647 --> 01:05:02,773 Except little Cindy, 1245 01:05:02,857 --> 01:05:06,193 who can't tell the difference between fairy tales and reality. 1246 01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:09,196 Just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower. 1247 01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:12,283 Skip the pleasantries. Name your price already. 1248 01:05:12,783 --> 01:05:14,368 Oh, you'll love this. 1249 01:05:14,619 --> 01:05:17,079 I want you to put on your Christmas special again 1250 01:05:17,371 --> 01:05:18,247 on Christmas Eve. 1251 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:20,917 Why? So you can ruin it again? 1252 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:24,670 So you can thank your new official sponsor, me. 1253 01:05:25,087 --> 01:05:27,465 Kano will send you the script. Do my show right, 1254 01:05:27,548 --> 01:05:29,967 your little trespassers will be returned safely. 1255 01:05:30,051 --> 01:05:31,177 Don't, and... 1256 01:05:31,260 --> 01:05:32,887 Well, c'est la vie. 1257 01:05:33,387 --> 01:05:34,639 So, deal? 1258 01:05:35,014 --> 01:05:37,141 Of course it is. I have your puppies. 1259 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,185 Happy Christmas. 1260 01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:44,565 I don't think we have another choice here. 1261 01:05:44,649 --> 01:05:45,816 We have to do the show. 1262 01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:50,655 Here we go. 1263 01:05:50,738 --> 01:05:54,033 Hyah, hyah, hyah! Whoa! 1264 01:05:54,116 --> 01:05:55,868 Whoa, whoa! 1265 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:03,793 Welcome to the North Pole. 1266 01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:08,589 - This is it. Sneaky-sneaky. Okay. - Come on. Okay, this way. 1267 01:06:08,673 --> 01:06:09,840 Of course there is. 1268 01:06:09,924 --> 01:06:11,384 - There it is. - Is that it? 1269 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:26,774 Hey. 1270 01:06:28,401 --> 01:06:30,444 Oh, no. Oh, no. Shep. 1271 01:06:33,155 --> 01:06:33,990 You three. 1272 01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:37,576 Does he mean us? 1273 01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:39,453 Oh, for the love of Christmas. 1274 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,706 Yes, you three. 1275 01:06:42,206 --> 01:06:43,332 Get over here, pronto. 1276 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:45,126 - Who? - I guess he does mean us. 1277 01:06:50,131 --> 01:06:50,965 Who are you? 1278 01:06:51,799 --> 01:06:54,510 We are your new elf recruits, sir. 1279 01:06:54,635 --> 01:06:55,886 Uh-huh. 1280 01:06:56,512 --> 01:06:57,722 And who are you supposed to be? 1281 01:06:58,431 --> 01:07:00,725 Mrs. Claus' long-lost Latina twin sister. 1282 01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:02,393 Señora Claus. 1283 01:07:03,394 --> 01:07:04,353 It's true. 1284 01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:08,065 Well, since we're being honest, let me tell you a secret. 1285 01:07:08,149 --> 01:07:09,859 Oh, I love secrets. Okay. 1286 01:07:13,612 --> 01:07:14,447 Plastic. 1287 01:07:15,322 --> 01:07:16,991 Okay, fess up. 1288 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:20,453 Look. We're just trying to find our puppies. 1289 01:07:20,911 --> 01:07:22,747 We think that Roland dognapped them. 1290 01:07:23,414 --> 01:07:26,250 Yes. And take down that evil, maniacal dog, Bark. 1291 01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:27,752 What's your plan? 1292 01:07:30,629 --> 01:07:31,881 We actually have no plan. 1293 01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:34,008 Yeah. 1294 01:07:34,091 --> 01:07:38,179 We didn't think we'd get this far, so, we're kind of winging it. 1295 01:07:38,763 --> 01:07:41,766 - Okay. You want your pups back... - Uh-huh. 1296 01:07:42,183 --> 01:07:44,226 - and I want my workshop back. - Uh-huh. 1297 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:45,895 So, let's go and get Santa. 1298 01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:47,563 - Okay. Yes. Okay. - Yes. 1299 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:49,899 We're gonna go meet Santa. 1300 01:07:49,982 --> 01:07:50,900 Hey. 1301 01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:53,903 It's this way. 1302 01:07:55,654 --> 01:07:56,489 Yes. Okay. 1303 01:07:56,989 --> 01:07:58,365 - Yes, this way. - Santa. 1304 01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:02,369 I think it was the 1970s, right here. 1305 01:08:05,247 --> 01:08:07,166 You're stress-eating, gordo. 1306 01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:10,628 If you don't like the way I eat, you don't have to watch. 1307 01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:14,131 You know sugar is more addictive than caffeine? 1308 01:08:14,882 --> 01:08:16,092 You need discipline. 1309 01:08:16,175 --> 01:08:18,260 I'm Santa. It's normal. 1310 01:08:19,178 --> 01:08:22,556 Hey, so, do you guys know if we're still getting gifts or...? 1311 01:08:23,891 --> 01:08:28,187 Answer: Sometimes even good kids don't get what they want. 1312 01:08:28,854 --> 01:08:29,688 Happy? 1313 01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:32,942 We have bigger problems, hombre. 1314 01:08:33,317 --> 01:08:35,069 Enough. Enough already. 1315 01:08:35,611 --> 01:08:39,323 Enough with the list of demands, and the scams, 1316 01:08:39,573 --> 01:08:42,034 and the endless need for attention. 1317 01:08:42,493 --> 01:08:45,079 Whoa, sis. Let's not get crazy here. 1318 01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:47,206 Some of us were born to be the star. 1319 01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:49,458 And let's not throw out all the fun, okay? 1320 01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:54,672 Just because you're smarter, bigger, and more talented doesn't make you right. 1321 01:08:55,172 --> 01:08:58,384 Brody, it's time you took responsibility 1322 01:08:58,467 --> 01:09:02,054 for all the chaos you've caused, in the name of fun. 1323 01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:04,974 I feel like the stupidest, funnest brother ever. 1324 01:09:05,307 --> 01:09:07,059 Rosie, newsflash. 1325 01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:08,769 It's not always about you. 1326 01:09:08,853 --> 01:09:13,065 Cut to: Rosie, feeling like a terrible sister. 1327 01:09:13,524 --> 01:09:16,527 Charlie, things don't make you happy. Period. 1328 01:09:16,861 --> 01:09:19,697 I love you guys. Even more than all of my stuff. 1329 01:09:21,949 --> 01:09:24,368 You want some crackers with that cheese? 1330 01:09:24,451 --> 01:09:25,703 Get real, pups. 1331 01:09:26,495 --> 01:09:27,872 Look here. 1332 01:09:28,247 --> 01:09:29,790 You're right. There it is. 1333 01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:33,127 You know, Roland, when you were a little boy, 1334 01:09:33,210 --> 01:09:35,045 you were on our nice list. 1335 01:09:35,629 --> 01:09:36,881 In fact, our records show 1336 01:09:36,964 --> 01:09:39,758 you got that train you so kindly asked for. 1337 01:09:41,385 --> 01:09:42,428 No, I didn't. 1338 01:09:43,137 --> 01:09:45,598 You put coal in my stocking every year. 1339 01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:49,560 Roland, come take a look at our records. 1340 01:10:15,169 --> 01:10:18,923 Here you go, Roland, that train set that you always wanted. 1341 01:10:20,090 --> 01:10:21,634 No, that's not true. 1342 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:23,802 Oh... 1343 01:10:36,315 --> 01:10:37,900 Guys. Santa came. 1344 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:38,984 Yeah. Yeah. 1345 01:10:39,944 --> 01:10:41,570 - What'd you get? - Coal. 1346 01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:43,656 I tried my hardest to be good. 1347 01:10:44,448 --> 01:10:46,325 I'm giving up on Christmas. 1348 01:11:05,052 --> 01:11:08,847 I'm so sorry that happened to you, Mr. Roland. 1349 01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:11,725 I don't care. It was a long time ago. 1350 01:11:13,477 --> 01:11:16,313 You don't want all those good little boys and girls 1351 01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:18,357 to get coal in their stockings, 1352 01:11:18,732 --> 01:11:21,735 just because their families can't afford gifts, do you? 1353 01:11:24,738 --> 01:11:26,407 No, no, no. Don't listen, Roland. 1354 01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:27,825 He lies. 1355 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:29,493 Sweet, sweet lies. 1356 01:11:29,618 --> 01:11:30,536 Oh... 1357 01:11:30,911 --> 01:11:31,996 Julio. 1358 01:11:32,871 --> 01:11:36,959 You were the happiest pup in the junkyard, before you lost your family. 1359 01:11:38,502 --> 01:11:41,422 You stopped believing in Christmas that day. 1360 01:11:45,259 --> 01:11:47,886 Nobody tells Julio how Julio feels. 1361 01:11:57,354 --> 01:11:58,314 Oh, no. 1362 01:11:58,939 --> 01:12:01,400 The waterworks. 1363 01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:09,867 These are sweet, sweet truths. 1364 01:12:10,951 --> 01:12:12,786 We have a captive clientele, 1365 01:12:13,412 --> 01:12:16,707 elves that work for candy, and zero competition. 1366 01:12:17,791 --> 01:12:19,626 It's time to raise prices. 1367 01:12:19,710 --> 01:12:20,669 Genius. 1368 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:23,130 All we have to do now is deliver on Christmas, 1369 01:12:23,213 --> 01:12:25,549 and charge those parents' credit cards into the ground. 1370 01:12:25,632 --> 01:12:27,801 We're rich. Tiny's ruined. 1371 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:30,220 This must be what happy feels like. 1372 01:12:31,305 --> 01:12:32,139 Okay. 1373 01:12:35,225 --> 01:12:36,769 Oh, okay. Okay. 1374 01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:44,860 Okay, here's the plan. Shep, you're gonna bust down the front door. 1375 01:12:45,235 --> 01:12:47,363 I'm not exactly the rough-and-tumble type. 1376 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:49,031 I got this. 1377 01:12:56,121 --> 01:12:56,955 Oh! 1378 01:12:57,039 --> 01:12:59,375 Oh, impressive. 1379 01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:01,335 Coming. I got it. I got it. 1380 01:13:01,418 --> 01:13:03,796 All right. Elon, you'll come down the chimney. 1381 01:13:03,879 --> 01:13:05,297 I always wanted to do that. 1382 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,383 - Good. Lou, you keep a watch out. - Okay. 1383 01:13:07,466 --> 01:13:10,135 All right, here's the thing. I'm gonna go around back. 1384 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:12,346 As soon as you hear the moose mating call, 1385 01:13:12,429 --> 01:13:14,223 - we go in. - Okay. 1386 01:13:14,306 --> 01:13:16,433 - You'll know it when you hear it. - Mm-hm. 1387 01:13:16,725 --> 01:13:17,559 Okay, go. 1388 01:13:20,187 --> 01:13:21,021 Here we go. 1389 01:13:21,313 --> 01:13:24,900 - Here we go. - Quiet. We go sneaky-sneaky, okay? 1390 01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:30,489 Ready, boss. 1391 01:13:32,908 --> 01:13:35,452 Bark and Kano only care about themselves. 1392 01:13:36,203 --> 01:13:38,163 Their souls are as black as coal. 1393 01:13:38,372 --> 01:13:41,583 Yes, but you both have love in your hearts, 1394 01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:45,754 which went dormant, when you were hurt as little boys. 1395 01:13:46,922 --> 01:13:47,756 This... 1396 01:13:48,340 --> 01:13:50,426 This is why you're Santa Claus. 1397 01:13:50,968 --> 01:13:53,846 Now we can get Christmas back on track. 1398 01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:00,519 What was that? 1399 01:14:01,019 --> 01:14:02,271 Christmas chupacabra? 1400 01:14:02,354 --> 01:14:04,356 It's not moose mating season. 1401 01:14:17,411 --> 01:14:18,537 Elf uprising. 1402 01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:19,663 Everybody, flee. 1403 01:14:20,497 --> 01:14:21,540 Wha--? 1404 01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:24,835 Hey, quit it. 1405 01:14:25,210 --> 01:14:26,628 Eli, what's going on here? 1406 01:14:27,379 --> 01:14:29,840 - We're here to save you, boss. - Whoa! 1407 01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:35,095 Props to you, SC. It's harder than it looks. 1408 01:14:37,014 --> 01:14:39,683 Good news, Eli. We're already saved. 1409 01:14:39,766 --> 01:14:43,395 These nice pups and handsome Chihuahua... 1410 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:46,273 And formerly misguided man-child. 1411 01:14:46,815 --> 01:14:49,359 They've seen the error in their ways. 1412 01:14:53,530 --> 01:14:54,364 They're coming. 1413 01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:06,460 Shh. 1414 01:15:09,087 --> 01:15:10,714 Why am I not surprised? 1415 01:15:11,089 --> 01:15:13,884 Just once, I'd like things to go smoothly. 1416 01:15:18,805 --> 01:15:20,933 They're going. They're going. 1417 01:15:22,851 --> 01:15:24,353 A gift? For me? 1418 01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:28,148 Obviously I deserve it, but... 1419 01:15:28,232 --> 01:15:30,692 what do you get for the dog who owns the world? 1420 01:15:33,111 --> 01:15:34,696 Uh-oh! 1421 01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:39,618 What the...? 1422 01:15:40,494 --> 01:15:42,663 Um, who are you? 1423 01:15:42,746 --> 01:15:44,122 I'm the puppies' nanny. 1424 01:15:44,414 --> 01:15:47,501 And I'm their manager, slash publicist, slash dogfather. 1425 01:15:47,751 --> 01:15:49,378 And I'm their Auntie Lou. 1426 01:15:49,461 --> 01:15:51,922 I knew you'd come, Aunt Lou. 1427 01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:53,924 That's what aunties are for. 1428 01:15:54,258 --> 01:15:56,260 Do something, you half-wits. 1429 01:15:56,343 --> 01:16:00,681 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your names bounce off of Julio. 1430 01:16:01,056 --> 01:16:04,601 We hereby officially resign from the Mean Team. 1431 01:16:04,893 --> 01:16:06,478 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. 1432 01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:09,898 Roland, don't do this. Think about the good times. Like... 1433 01:16:13,068 --> 01:16:16,071 Bark, you are a perro muy malo. 1434 01:16:16,488 --> 01:16:18,865 Time we take back the North Pole, 1435 01:16:19,366 --> 01:16:23,161 and show the world the true meaning of Christmas. 1436 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,956 Later, dog breath. 1437 01:16:26,039 --> 01:16:29,543 Say, you guys wouldn't mind us rerouting all your swag 1438 01:16:29,626 --> 01:16:32,004 to good kids and puppies in need, would you? 1439 01:16:32,504 --> 01:16:34,006 Take a picture of them, Elon. 1440 01:16:36,925 --> 01:16:38,385 You'll be insta-losers. 1441 01:16:38,510 --> 01:16:40,804 You won't be able to buy a follower. 1442 01:16:47,853 --> 01:16:50,022 And if I were you, I'd stay in that jail. 1443 01:16:50,897 --> 01:16:53,859 There's a lot of angry elves out there with low blood sugar. 1444 01:16:57,571 --> 01:16:58,905 Foolproof, you said. 1445 01:16:58,989 --> 01:17:00,407 So, who's the fool? 1446 01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:07,706 I just put the suit on, and I'm sweating like crazy. 1447 01:17:07,789 --> 01:17:09,458 Are you sure this is necessary? 1448 01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:12,628 I'm more of a "behind the scenes" kind of guy, you know? 1449 01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:15,130 - Are we really doing this, T? - Yes. 1450 01:17:15,255 --> 01:17:16,715 And in spite of Bark, 1451 01:17:16,798 --> 01:17:20,010 we are going to put on the best Christmas show ever. 1452 01:17:20,093 --> 01:17:21,970 People need their spirits lifted, 1453 01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:23,680 and we need to show Bark 1454 01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:26,266 that he can't put a price tag on Christmas spirit. 1455 01:17:29,269 --> 01:17:30,312 Let's do this. 1456 01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:35,651 Ladies and gents, pups and puppettes, on this Christmas Eve, 1457 01:17:37,027 --> 01:17:41,490 the Santa Claus Corporation is proud to bring you 1458 01:17:41,573 --> 01:17:43,367 the Pup Star Christmas Special. 1459 01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:48,121 Tiny, P.U.P., and we hope their puppies, will bring Christmas cheer to one and all 1460 01:17:48,413 --> 01:17:50,332 at no extra cost. 1461 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:55,796 Without further shameful promotion, this is a Pup Star Christmas. 1462 01:17:59,925 --> 01:18:03,887 ♪ Together by the fire's glow ♪ 1463 01:18:03,970 --> 01:18:07,391 ♪ Blushing by the mistletoe ♪ 1464 01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:11,645 ♪ Laughing while we trim the tree ♪ 1465 01:18:12,145 --> 01:18:15,399 ♪ That's what Christmas means to me ♪ 1466 01:18:15,941 --> 01:18:19,111 ♪ Sharing what we have with friends ♪ 1467 01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:23,281 ♪ Wishing that the night would never end ♪ 1468 01:18:23,949 --> 01:18:27,536 ♪ Singing songs with family ♪ 1469 01:18:28,078 --> 01:18:30,122 ♪ That's what Christmas means ♪ 1470 01:18:30,205 --> 01:18:31,581 ♪ That's what Christmas means ♪ 1471 01:18:31,665 --> 01:18:34,668 ♪ To me ♪ 1472 01:18:35,836 --> 01:18:39,381 ♪ It's not about the gifts and shopping ♪ 1473 01:18:39,881 --> 01:18:43,552 ♪ It's not about the twinkling lights ♪ 1474 01:18:43,677 --> 01:18:47,347 ♪ It's the memories we share ♪ 1475 01:18:47,931 --> 01:18:51,768 ♪ The love that fills the air ♪ 1476 01:18:51,852 --> 01:18:54,771 ♪ That make this special season ♪ 1477 01:18:55,021 --> 01:18:58,734 ♪ Burn so bright ♪ 1478 01:19:00,068 --> 01:19:03,238 ♪ Telling stories old and new ♪ 1479 01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:07,033 ♪ The puppies snuggling next to you ♪ 1480 01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:11,121 ♪ The gift of love is what I see ♪ 1481 01:19:12,122 --> 01:19:14,082 ♪ That's what Christmas means ♪ 1482 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:16,084 ♪ That's what Christmas means ♪ 1483 01:19:16,168 --> 01:19:19,045 ♪ That's what Christmas means ♪ 1484 01:19:19,129 --> 01:19:25,469 ♪ To me ♪ 1485 01:19:26,970 --> 01:19:28,930 Farewell, my love. 1486 01:19:31,183 --> 01:19:33,393 I'll be back in a North Pole minute. 1487 01:19:36,396 --> 01:19:39,691 I'm sorry there's no room for you four in the sleigh. 1488 01:19:40,192 --> 01:19:41,777 Oh, don't sweat it, Santa. 1489 01:19:41,902 --> 01:19:43,779 We'll hold down the North Pole till you get back. 1490 01:19:44,404 --> 01:19:46,114 Ooh! 1491 01:19:48,283 --> 01:19:51,119 And now it's time to fly good tidings 1492 01:19:51,203 --> 01:19:53,997 to all the good little pups and kids all over the world. 1493 01:19:55,499 --> 01:19:58,043 Let's spread some Christmas cheer. 1494 01:19:59,669 --> 01:20:05,300 But, Brody, I sure could use a copilot to help me fly this sleigh. 1495 01:20:05,383 --> 01:20:06,426 It's all happening. 1496 01:20:06,718 --> 01:20:08,053 My vision board came true. 1497 01:20:08,386 --> 01:20:10,013 I will not let you down, Santa. 1498 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:12,682 We'll be tracking your progress, sir. 1499 01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:16,436 It's good to have you back. 1500 01:20:18,563 --> 01:20:21,608 Glad to be flying with the good guys again, SC. 1501 01:20:22,359 --> 01:20:23,902 Let's get a move on, now. 1502 01:20:23,985 --> 01:20:25,821 I'm ready to move and groove. 1503 01:20:26,196 --> 01:20:28,281 We've got a Christmas to save. 1504 01:20:29,282 --> 01:20:34,371 On Dancer, on Prancer, on Cupid, on Vixen, 1505 01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:37,165 on Comet, on Blitzen. 1506 01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:39,793 - Bye, Santa. - Bye. 1507 01:20:39,876 --> 01:20:41,461 Merry Christmas, Santa. 1508 01:20:43,630 --> 01:20:45,298 Come on. Oh, yeah. 1509 01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:58,812 I gotta say, this Christmas kind of went off the rails. 1510 01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:03,275 I just really hope Santa brought our wish. 1511 01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:04,734 Am I...? 1512 01:21:05,193 --> 01:21:06,027 Is this...? 1513 01:21:06,736 --> 01:21:08,864 Can somebody please tell me what my cue is? 1514 01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:12,117 Actually, I think that's my cue. 1515 01:21:12,534 --> 01:21:13,660 Santa. 1516 01:21:13,743 --> 01:21:15,662 Ho, ho, ho. 1517 01:21:16,913 --> 01:21:18,081 - Dad. - Lou. 1518 01:21:19,583 --> 01:21:20,417 Merry Christmas. 1519 01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:22,502 I'm so sorry that we're late. 1520 01:21:22,586 --> 01:21:25,797 Hey, it's not Christmas unless we have the whole family together. 1521 01:21:26,381 --> 01:21:27,841 - I love you. - I love you, too. 1522 01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:30,552 - Look. - Oh! 1523 01:21:32,596 --> 01:21:35,724 Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas. 1524 01:21:40,770 --> 01:21:43,273 ♪ There's a magic part of Christmas ♪ 1525 01:21:43,690 --> 01:21:45,942 ♪ That never has to end ♪ 1526 01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:51,239 ♪ Love's the perfect gift to share ♪ 1527 01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:53,658 ♪ With family and friends ♪ 1528 01:21:56,077 --> 01:21:58,330 ♪ Find forgiveness in your heart ♪ 1529 01:21:58,413 --> 01:22:00,540 ♪ And soon your heart will mend ♪ 1530 01:22:02,667 --> 01:22:05,086 ♪ Make Christmas part of every day ♪ 1531 01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:07,505 ♪ It's what I recommend ♪ 1532 01:22:23,438 --> 01:22:27,734 Well, Christmas Eve is a little early to open presents, 1533 01:22:27,817 --> 01:22:30,153 but I think we can make an exception. 1534 01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:32,989 It would be an honor, Santa. 1535 01:22:35,075 --> 01:22:36,034 Mom, Dad. 1536 01:22:38,161 --> 01:22:39,871 It's a Christmas miracle. 1537 01:22:40,497 --> 01:22:42,666 Santa, you found our pups. 1538 01:22:45,085 --> 01:22:46,670 You're welcome, world. 1539 01:22:46,753 --> 01:22:47,837 I found Santa. 1540 01:22:48,254 --> 01:22:49,130 Rosie. 1541 01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:50,674 Okay, okay. 1542 01:22:50,924 --> 01:22:52,550 We found Santa. 1543 01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:55,178 It was so crazy. I drove the sleigh. 1544 01:22:55,261 --> 01:22:57,597 And Santa said I could come back every year. 1545 01:22:57,681 --> 01:23:00,600 Oh, you'll have to excuse me, friends, 1546 01:23:01,142 --> 01:23:03,770 but I'm a wee bit behind schedule this year. 1547 01:23:04,646 --> 01:23:07,649 So, a Merry Christmas to all, 1548 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:12,237 and to all, a good night. 1549 01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:13,697 Merry Christmas, Santa. 1550 01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:14,614 Merry Christmas. 1551 01:23:16,366 --> 01:23:18,785 Ho-ho-ho! 1552 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,960 ♪ When you take a moment ♪ 1553 01:23:27,877 --> 01:23:29,713 ♪ To treat somebody nice ♪ 1554 01:23:30,338 --> 01:23:33,216 ♪ You'll find a little magic happens ♪ 1555 01:23:33,299 --> 01:23:35,010 ♪ Once you break the ice ♪ 1556 01:23:35,844 --> 01:23:38,304 ♪ It's something every one of us ♪ 1557 01:23:38,638 --> 01:23:40,598 ♪ Can practice every day ♪ 1558 01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:43,810 ♪ And you'll get more love in return ♪ 1559 01:23:43,893 --> 01:23:45,937 ♪ Than the gifts you give away ♪ 1560 01:23:46,938 --> 01:23:49,482 ♪ Christmas comes but once a year ♪ 1561 01:23:49,649 --> 01:23:51,568 ♪ But I am here to say ♪ 1562 01:23:52,485 --> 01:23:54,988 ♪ We can make that cheerful spirit ♪ 1563 01:23:55,363 --> 01:23:59,409 ♪ Be a part A part of every day ♪ 1564 01:23:59,784 --> 01:24:02,287 ♪ Let's take a pledge today ♪ 1565 01:24:02,787 --> 01:24:05,832 ♪ To make the world a better place ♪ 1566 01:24:06,124 --> 01:24:10,754 ♪ -Let's make every day like Christmas - Like Christmas ♪ 1567 01:24:10,837 --> 01:24:13,757 ♪ Let's take this holiday ♪ 1568 01:24:14,340 --> 01:24:16,593 ♪ And set it on replay ♪ 1569 01:24:17,302 --> 01:24:20,805 ♪ Let's make every day like Christmas ♪ 1570 01:24:20,889 --> 01:24:22,307 ♪ Like Christmas ♪ 1571 01:24:22,390 --> 01:24:25,310 I now pronounce you elf and elf. 1572 01:24:25,435 --> 01:24:27,103 Ooh! 1573 01:24:27,187 --> 01:24:28,480 You may kiss the elf. 1574 01:24:32,859 --> 01:24:34,652 Mwah! 1575 01:24:37,697 --> 01:24:38,740 Hi. 1576 01:24:49,542 --> 01:24:53,129 And Santa has a train just like this at the North Pole, 1577 01:24:53,213 --> 01:24:55,215 and the elves run it. 1578 01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:57,801 That's a true story. Here, try it. 1579 01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:01,554 Oh, yeah. 1580 01:25:01,638 --> 01:25:03,264 Goal. 1581 01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:06,017 - Julio saves the World Cup for Mexico. - There it goes. 1582 01:25:06,559 --> 01:25:08,520 The crowd goes wild. 1583 01:25:08,812 --> 01:25:09,771 You know what else? 1584 01:25:09,854 --> 01:25:10,688 - What? - What? 1585 01:25:11,397 --> 01:25:12,690 I was Santa for a while. 1586 01:25:12,774 --> 01:25:13,733 - You were? - Cool. 1587 01:25:13,817 --> 01:25:17,695 "And all the elves agreed that Eli was no longer the naughtiest elf, 1588 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:23,159 but the warmest, and the most giving, and the most Christmas-spirited elf 1589 01:25:23,409 --> 01:25:25,161 since St. Nick himself." 1590 01:25:25,912 --> 01:25:28,915 - Read it again. Again. - Oh! 1591 01:25:30,083 --> 01:25:31,459 We're good parents. 1592 01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:32,836 For the moment, anyway. 1593 01:25:36,256 --> 01:25:39,217 ♪ Let's take a pledge today ♪ 1594 01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:42,762 ♪ To make the world a better place ♪ 1595 01:25:42,846 --> 01:25:47,225 ♪ Let's make very day like Christmas ♪ 1596 01:25:47,308 --> 01:25:50,895 ♪ Let's take this holiday ♪ 1597 01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:53,815 ♪ Set it on replay ♪ 1598 01:25:53,898 --> 01:25:56,359 ♪ Let's make everyday ♪ 1599 01:25:56,442 --> 01:25:59,237 ♪ In every kind of way ♪ 1600 01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:04,868 ♪ Let's make every day like Christmas ♪ 1601 01:26:09,747 --> 01:26:12,083 ♪ Let there be joy, joy, joy ♪ 1602 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:14,377 ♪ -Throughout the land - So much joy ♪ 1603 01:26:14,460 --> 01:26:18,673 ♪ Let's all come together Raise your paws and clap your hands ♪ 1604 01:26:18,756 --> 01:26:22,677 ♪ Today two hearts will beat as one ♪ 1605 01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:26,681 ♪ -Let there be love - Let there be love ♪ 1606 01:26:27,765 --> 01:26:30,059 ♪ Through thick and thin and back again ♪ 1607 01:26:30,143 --> 01:26:32,228 ♪ I pledge my love to you ♪ 1608 01:26:32,312 --> 01:26:36,566 ♪ When down to love and cherish you Of course I say I do ♪ 1609 01:26:36,649 --> 01:26:38,234 ♪ I do ♪ 1610 01:26:38,318 --> 01:26:40,403 ♪ -Let's plant a seed - Plant a seed ♪ 1611 01:26:40,486 --> 01:26:42,864 ♪ -And watch it grow - Watch it grow ♪ 1612 01:26:42,947 --> 01:26:46,826 ♪ When you care for one and other Love will blossom, don't you know ♪ 1613 01:26:46,910 --> 01:26:49,120 ♪ -Let your light shine - Let it shine ♪ 1614 01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:51,247 ♪ Like stars above ♪ 1615 01:26:51,331 --> 01:26:54,042 ♪ Let's put in motion this devotion ♪ 1616 01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:55,627 ♪ And let there be love ♪ 1617 01:26:55,710 --> 01:27:00,506 ♪ Let's raise the roof And howl like wolves ♪ 1618 01:27:00,590 --> 01:27:04,510 ♪ Love will find the answer And you'll have to prove ♪ 1619 01:27:04,594 --> 01:27:08,973 ♪ And then you'll see your destiny ♪ 1620 01:27:09,057 --> 01:27:13,186 ♪ Side by side all through your life ♪ 1621 01:27:13,269 --> 01:27:19,192 ♪ You'll provide and be a part Let there be love ♪ 1622 01:27:19,442 --> 01:27:26,074 ♪ Let there be love ♪ 1623 01:27:30,453 --> 01:27:34,582 ♪ -Make this the best Christmas ever! - Best Christmas ever ♪ 1624 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:37,377 ♪ With all the joy that we can bring ♪ 1625 01:27:38,044 --> 01:27:42,840 ♪ -Make this the Best Christmas ever - Best Christmas ever ♪ 1626 01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,926 ♪ Come on and make those jingle bells ♪ 1627 01:27:45,009 --> 01:27:47,804 ♪ Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ♪ 1628 01:27:51,140 --> 01:27:54,769 ♪ Santa, Santa, Santa, yeah! ♪ 1629 01:27:54,852 --> 01:27:58,564 ♪ So great to have you with us To spread the Christmas cheer ♪ 1630 01:27:59,148 --> 01:28:02,443 ♪ Let's make this joyful season Last throughout the year ♪ 1631 01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:06,572 ♪ Remember Christmas spirit And what it's all about ♪ 1632 01:28:06,948 --> 01:28:10,493 ♪ So, open up your hearts And let's help each other out ♪ 1633 01:28:10,576 --> 01:28:14,706 ♪ -Make this the best Christmas ever! - Best Christmas ever ♪ 1634 01:28:14,789 --> 01:28:17,250 ♪ With all the joy that we can bring ♪ 1635 01:28:18,126 --> 01:28:22,463 ♪ -Make this the best Christmas ever! - Best Christmas ever ♪ 1636 01:28:22,922 --> 01:28:25,008 ♪ Come on and make those jingle bells ♪ 1637 01:28:25,091 --> 01:28:27,260 ♪ Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ♪ 1638 01:28:27,343 --> 01:28:30,471 ♪ -I think I've got this train on track - Choo, choo, choo ♪ 1639 01:28:30,763 --> 01:28:33,349 ♪ And the kids will love These pink backpacks ♪ 1640 01:28:33,433 --> 01:28:34,517 ♪ Oh, it's true ♪ 1641 01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:38,438 ♪ -Why don't we add some tasty snacks? - Yes, let's do! ♪ 1642 01:28:38,938 --> 01:28:42,358 ♪ Get busy everybody, Let's pick up the slack ♪ 1643 01:28:46,946 --> 01:28:50,074 Go, Prancer. Go, Prancer. Rip it up, Dancer 1644 01:28:53,911 --> 01:28:55,413 Rip it up, Dancer and Prancer. 1645 01:28:57,290 --> 01:29:00,168 ♪ Hooves to the house ♪ 1646 01:29:00,460 --> 01:29:02,420 ♪ -Come on, yeah. Yeah, come on - Yeah ♪ 1647 01:29:02,503 --> 01:29:05,256 ♪ Come on, come on. Yeah, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1648 01:29:06,507 --> 01:29:10,386 ♪ -Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ - Best Christmas ever ♪ 1649 01:29:10,470 --> 01:29:13,348 ♪ With all the joy that we can bring ♪ 1650 01:29:14,515 --> 01:29:18,644 ♪ -Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ - Best Christmas ever ♪ 1651 01:29:18,728 --> 01:29:22,231 ♪ Come on and make those Jingle bells ring ♪ 1652 01:29:22,315 --> 01:29:25,234 ♪ How about a round Of hot chocolates on me? ♪ 1653 01:29:26,986 --> 01:29:29,322 ♪ And don't forget to add whipped cream ♪ 1654 01:29:29,405 --> 01:29:30,490 ♪ Sounds like fun! ♪ 1655 01:29:30,573 --> 01:29:33,284 ♪ And extra sprinkles If you feel the need ♪ 1656 01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:34,494 ♪ We'd love some! ♪ 1657 01:29:34,786 --> 01:29:38,247 ♪ We're so proud to have each one of you As part of our team! ♪ 1658 01:29:38,331 --> 01:29:42,293 ♪ -Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ - Best Christmas ever ♪ 1659 01:29:42,376 --> 01:29:45,254 ♪ With all the joy that we can bring ♪ 1660 01:29:46,464 --> 01:29:50,384 ♪ -Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ - Best Christmas ever ♪ 1661 01:29:50,927 --> 01:29:54,138 ♪ Come on and make those Jingle bells ring ♪ 1662 01:29:54,222 --> 01:29:58,309 ♪ -Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ - Best Christmas ever ♪ 1663 01:29:58,392 --> 01:30:01,270 ♪ With all the joy that we can bring ♪ 1664 01:30:02,563 --> 01:30:06,442 ♪ -Make this the best Christmas ever ♪ - Best Christmas ever ♪ 1665 01:30:06,901 --> 01:30:11,656 ♪ Come on and make those Jingle bells ring, ring, ring ♪ 1666 01:30:13,116 --> 01:30:14,742 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1666 01:30:15,305 --> 01:31:15,273 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 120578