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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,649 --> 00:00:15,567 [ 480p | 720p | 1080p Movies Download | Mkvking.com ] 1 00:00:21,042 --> 00:00:28,039 One, two, three, four... 2 00:00:30,083 --> 00:00:31,994 - Here you go. - Thank you. 3 00:00:55,458 --> 00:00:56,458 Can I help you? 4 00:00:57,792 --> 00:00:59,532 You have a tortoise flipped over. 5 00:01:05,458 --> 00:01:06,538 No... 6 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:11,365 45 dollars. 7 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:18,535 That's not the flipped one. 8 00:01:18,542 --> 00:01:20,282 This one's better. 9 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:23,206 I'll get you a bag of tortoise food. 10 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:55,581 Hey, baby. 11 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:56,830 Did you come to pick me up? 12 00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:59,161 Of course not, I had a shoot today. 13 00:01:59,167 --> 00:01:59,997 Let me get that. 14 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,115 I'm fine. 15 00:02:01,792 --> 00:02:03,077 Come on. 16 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,160 Where'd you get that? 17 00:02:08,917 --> 00:02:10,157 I just bought it. 18 00:02:10,167 --> 00:02:11,498 Why'd you buy a tortoise? 19 00:02:11,958 --> 00:02:15,371 It was flipped upside down and couldn't get back up. 20 00:02:16,375 --> 00:02:18,957 So you moved it from one tank to another. 21 00:02:18,958 --> 00:02:19,958 Good job. 22 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:22,684 This isn't even the one that was flipped, actually. 23 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:24,699 Throw that top away already. 24 00:02:24,708 --> 00:02:26,323 Your bra strap's showing. 25 00:02:26,917 --> 00:02:30,080 The collar's loose because you can't hang laundry properly. 26 00:02:32,625 --> 00:02:35,037 Hello? Hi, Mr. ho. 27 00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:40,034 I'm not in front of a computer right now, give me a sec. 28 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:43,082 I hear you. I'm almost there. 29 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Hey, Edward. 30 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:52,160 Hi, fong. 31 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:52,826 Hello. 32 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:55,870 I see it now, is it 3065 and 30667? 33 00:02:58,542 --> 00:02:59,998 Wow... 34 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:01,410 Hi, Mrs. chan. 35 00:03:01,667 --> 00:03:04,579 I remember that you were plump back in school. 36 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:06,164 I went on a diet for this. 37 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:09,204 The law says you have to diet before a wedding, mom. 38 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:11,368 Then what are you going to do? 39 00:03:11,375 --> 00:03:12,455 What about me? 40 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:15,207 Everyone is getting married. 41 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:16,948 You're the only one who's not. 42 00:03:16,958 --> 00:03:17,868 If marriage is so great, 43 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:19,911 why do you bicker with dad every day? 44 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:22,116 It's better to have someone to bicker with. 45 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:25,995 Gimme a few years. When my career takes off, 46 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,616 I'll bring home ten husbands for you. 47 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:31,199 Hey, try the pearly one, too. 48 00:03:31,208 --> 00:03:32,243 No way. 49 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:34,703 Why don't I take a photo for my fiancee first? 50 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:39,247 White means the bride's a virgin. 51 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:42,117 Pearly means she's not. 52 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:44,207 - What? - Are you serious? 53 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:46,620 If the status of a bride's virginity is on the dress, 54 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:48,206 then no one will get the white dress. 55 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:49,789 You might as well try it. 56 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:53,705 No, we should respect an elder's opinion. 57 00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:57,030 Take away "divorced person” on that marriage certificate. 58 00:03:57,042 --> 00:03:58,327 What do you mean? 59 00:03:59,625 --> 00:04:01,490 That says Mr. ho's been married. 60 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:07,867 The elders will get upset if they see that on the close-up. 61 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,573 So just Photoshop that out of there. 62 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:11,242 Get it? 63 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,250 Got it. 64 00:04:12,667 --> 00:04:14,623 I didn't know marriage certificates for divorcees are like that. 65 00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:16,661 I had no idea, either. 66 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:20,243 Here it is. 67 00:04:24,917 --> 00:04:25,917 I have to go. 68 00:04:25,958 --> 00:04:27,073 See ya. 69 00:04:37,833 --> 00:04:38,618 See ya. 70 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:39,785 Bye, fong. 71 00:04:41,917 --> 00:04:43,327 Oh, crap... 72 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:45,494 The certificate will Mark me as a divorcee! 73 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:46,410 What certificate? 74 00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:48,829 The marriage certificate. You said there'd be no problem! 75 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:50,664 Mabel's trying out her dress. 76 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:52,914 I need the business. 77 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:55,824 Of all the bridal shops, why is she in this one?! 78 00:04:58,375 --> 00:04:59,410 Hi. 79 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:02,870 Hello... you look beautiful. 80 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:05,032 Thanks. 81 00:05:08,625 --> 00:05:10,456 Let me help you with that. 82 00:05:10,458 --> 00:05:11,538 Is it too tight? 83 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:12,577 A little. 84 00:05:15,042 --> 00:05:17,124 Are you still renting that flat? 85 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:21,912 No, I live with my boyfriend now. 86 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,161 When are you getting married? 87 00:05:26,958 --> 00:05:28,869 When he proposes to me, I guess. 88 00:05:29,167 --> 00:05:30,953 Can you really be that nonchalant? 89 00:05:30,958 --> 00:05:32,949 Mom, this one's pretty. 90 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,744 She should go with this one. 91 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:36,289 I like that one better. 92 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:37,907 Then go and put that back on. 93 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:26,323 You haven't been here for awhile. 94 00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:29,031 Mrs. yan. 95 00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:31,540 Fong? You're off work early. 96 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:33,914 This is Kenneth, the flat's owner. 97 00:06:33,917 --> 00:06:34,997 My daughter-in-law. 98 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,365 We're not married yet, actually. 99 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:38,490 Come here, take a look at this. 100 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:41,332 Right here. Water keeps getting in, 101 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:43,324 I've renovated this place so many times. 102 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:44,333 You see it, right? 103 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:47,329 The flat upstairs did renovations some time ago, 104 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:49,824 perhaps they drilled a hole in the pipe... 105 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:52,165 Be honest, are you interested in selling the flat? 106 00:06:52,792 --> 00:06:54,498 The value is still soaring. 107 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:57,242 It's not like you need the money. 108 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:01,994 The flat's ancient, and it's one of those salt water buildings. 109 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:06,698 But it's right above my son's shop, so he won't have to move. 110 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:08,244 I'll think about it, ok? 111 00:07:11,542 --> 00:07:14,124 I've talked to the bank. 112 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:15,706 I'll cover the first installment. 113 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:17,869 You've got a good mother-in-law there. 114 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:22,948 Actually, Edward and I looked at a new flat in ho man tin. 115 00:07:22,958 --> 00:07:24,619 I thought he told you about it. 116 00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:30,492 Well, Kenneth? You want to sell it to me? 117 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:32,744 Why don't you let me think about it? 118 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:35,783 Do you have anything to drink? 119 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,035 Of course! 120 00:07:38,042 --> 00:07:41,000 I was so busy talking that I forgot to offer you a drink! 121 00:07:42,167 --> 00:07:43,327 Fong! 122 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:46,166 Your fridge is a mess! 123 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:56,076 An old classmate of mine was at Mrs. chan's shop for a fitting. 124 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:57,948 Who? Someone I know? 125 00:07:59,708 --> 00:08:00,948 Mabel 126 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,035 you don't know her. 127 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,035 How did it go? 128 00:08:06,042 --> 00:08:09,864 She must've said, "everyone's gotten married!" 129 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:13,322 "When is it your turn?" And crap like that. 130 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:14,698 It wasn't like that. 131 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:23,874 Mabel, yee and I were best friends. 132 00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:27,370 We even rented a place together. 133 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:31,740 Say, baby... 134 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:33,411 Did I tell you about 135 00:08:33,417 --> 00:08:36,329 an old classmate named clarie you? 136 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,661 I don't think so. 137 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:44,573 Do you know the name of Claire you's little sister? 138 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:47,952 No. 139 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:50,953 Take a guess. 140 00:08:50,958 --> 00:08:52,869 I don't want to. 141 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,035 Mary you. 142 00:08:59,292 --> 00:09:03,410 And do you know the name of Mary you's older brother? 143 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:37,076 Would you marry a woman who's been married before? 144 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,203 Mabel is a divorcee? 145 00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:52,032 No. 146 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:59,988 I was thinking about the client who requested the Photoshop fix. 147 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,658 Would you care if I've been married before? 148 00:10:06,792 --> 00:10:08,282 Not really... 149 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:14,742 I thought you didn't want a second-hand flat. 150 00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:22,663 But your mom wants to buy us this place when we get married. 151 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:24,123 The owner's selling? 152 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:26,452 I don't know. 153 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:31,491 That would be awesome, then we won't have to move. 154 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,831 You want to keep living in golden court? 155 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:36,698 Is living above golden Plaza so bad? 156 00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:41,405 I thought you wanted to look at new flats. 157 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:45,870 Those new flats are "chemistry". 158 00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:50,908 "Chemistry"... 159 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,536 You know, prone to explosion. 160 00:10:53,542 --> 00:10:55,999 Those new buildings could be dangerous. 161 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,282 Whatever you say. 162 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:07,874 Stop messing around. 163 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,616 Who else can I mess with then? 164 00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:14,624 I'm trying to sleep. 165 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:18,163 I don't mess with you when you're asleep. 166 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:31,032 Cold shoulders... 167 00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:37,498 Some awfully cold shoulders. 168 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:41,832 Won't your shoulders get cold if you're so close to the wall? 169 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:45,033 It's too cold, baby. 170 00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:48,205 Get closer. 171 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,120 You're such a pest! 172 00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:05,581 Mom is still mad that I didn't tell her about moving in together. 173 00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,536 What can we do about that? 174 00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:11,327 I don't know. 175 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,456 I guess we should get married. 176 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:23,245 Excuse me, what forms do I need to file for divorce? 177 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,410 You on trial separation? 178 00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:24,997 No. 179 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:25,864 Any money disputes? 180 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:26,455 No. 181 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,119 Got kids? Filing for custody? 182 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,035 No. 183 00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:30,122 Got a petition form? 184 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,167 Not yet. 185 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,661 Fill this and come back with the supporting documents. 186 00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:34,782 Next. 187 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:41,788 I hear that divorcees that remarry will be marked 188 00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:44,749 as "divorced" on the marriage certificate. Is that right? 189 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:45,785 That's right. 190 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,198 Can I request to leave that out? 191 00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:50,073 Ask the marriage registration office. 192 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:55,743 How do I check when my divorce was finalized? 193 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:58,332 You need a proof of divorce? Give me your ID. 194 00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,744 There's no record of your divorce. 195 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:15,831 You already got the tentative order? 196 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,410 Did you file for one? 197 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:18,827 You got a confirmation? 198 00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:24,159 I must've gotten it wrong, I'll go back and check. 199 00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:25,167 Next. 200 00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:28,208 "Search of marriage records in Hong Kong" 201 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,869 you've forgotten your husband's name? 202 00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:35,744 No. 203 00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:40,365 His name is hard to spell, that's all. 204 00:13:41,042 --> 00:13:43,954 Do you have his ID number? 205 00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:47,993 He's from mainland China. 206 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,911 Was it a sham marriage? 207 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,911 Of course not! 208 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:57,618 Wait, don't go. Come back. 209 00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,206 Give me the form, I'll check. 210 00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,244 I can check using your name. 211 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,786 Come on, give me the form. 212 00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:31,749 What's with the long face? 213 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:35,041 That agency didn't take care of my divorce! 214 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:35,827 Seriously? 215 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,448 How do I find that mainlander? 216 00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:39,248 Let me ask the agent for you. 217 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:44,197 Funny running into you here! 218 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:46,324 Fong, Edward's looking for you. 219 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:47,910 I know, he called me just now. 220 00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:49,248 Let's go then! 221 00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:50,956 Sure! 222 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:52,956 Stand by, guys. 223 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:10,291 Fong's coming, fong's coming. 224 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:14,576 Come on, stand right here! 225 00:15:30,917 --> 00:15:32,953 You look so handsome, bro! 226 00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:51,704 Wow! 227 00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:56,417 Fong. 228 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:02,906 We've already been together for 7 years and 8 months. 229 00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:10,451 Today, right here, I want to make you the biggest vow of my life. 230 00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,908 I hope you'll give me a chance. 231 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,572 No matter what happens in the future, 232 00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:22,120 let me take you there with your hand in mine. 233 00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:32,408 Cheung lei-fong, marry me. 234 00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:51,823 Congratulations, Edward! 235 00:16:56,042 --> 00:16:57,578 Look at how happy fong is. 236 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:58,917 Is she? 237 00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:00,744 Kiss her! Kiss her! 238 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:06,576 Ten, nine, eight... 239 00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:11,532 Seven... seven... 240 00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:14,284 Fong, we can't see the ring. 241 00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:18,114 There we go. Get ready... 242 00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:19,456 Mom, your finger's on the lens. 243 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:20,368 I got it... 244 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:24,789 Okay, one, two, three! 245 00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:26,532 Looking good! 246 00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:28,123 Let me see that. 247 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,115 I'll send it to you, post it online. 248 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:33,935 Mrs. yan, do you want your photo taken? 249 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:37,409 You're the ones getting married. What do I need one for? 250 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:42,243 I really should meet your parents for dinner some time. 251 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:47,995 We need to talk about the banquet and the dowry. 252 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,742 I need to notify my friends and family. 253 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,911 There's so much to prepare! 254 00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:56,866 Mrs. yan, we were planning to do a destination wedding. 255 00:17:57,542 --> 00:18:00,909 No banquet? Your parents are okay with this? 256 00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:02,123 Mom, I told you, 257 00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:04,332 fong's parents are free thinkers. 258 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,287 But we still need to treat our friends and family to a dinner. 259 00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:10,749 A meal is fine, totally. 260 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:11,830 Sure. 261 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,289 That goes for the both of you. 262 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,954 You can't eat that junk out there every day. 263 00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:18,040 You need to learn to cook, fong. 264 00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:21,330 Edward said that he cooked when he was studying in the uk. 265 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,448 Easy job! 266 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:27,405 You'll starve to death if you depend on him to cook! 267 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,536 Alright, it's time to go... 268 00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:34,491 Fong, trust me on this. 269 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,367 You know how Edward drags his feet. 270 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:38,660 You can't rely on him. 271 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:41,955 You even forgot to pay the insurance premium last year. 272 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:45,906 Fong, you have to look out for him. 273 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,828 Can you? He can be so forgetful. 274 00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:48,413 I know, 275 00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:50,908 I could tell when he said your name is on his bank account. 276 00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:52,703 Of course! 277 00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:55,290 If it wasn't for me, you think he'd be able to save any money? 278 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,991 How long will a single-sided divorce petition take? 279 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,660 A little longer. 280 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,540 Your husband won't agree to the divorce? 281 00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,786 He... disappeared. 282 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,365 A long time ago. 283 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,578 When did you get married? 284 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,580 Ten years ago. 285 00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:19,659 Desertion is an acceptable reason for a single-sided petition. 286 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,999 But a lot can go wrong with a single-sided petition. 287 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,786 It'll take at least two years. 288 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,032 That long? 289 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,869 A joint application will be much easier. 290 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:30,743 Hey. 291 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,911 Yee has disappeared, 292 00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:34,873 and you've been hiding here all morning! 293 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,115 Sorry, I was dealing with the wedding. 294 00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:40,706 Look at this! 295 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:42,494 I didn't do that. 296 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,741 Were you the one inspecting the dress? 297 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:47,955 I don't think so. 298 00:19:47,958 --> 00:19:49,323 It was you. 299 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,869 Did you check it properly? 300 00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,742 Did you tell her about the $500 cleaning fee? 301 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:57,375 I did. 302 00:19:57,708 --> 00:20:00,074 I didn't hear anything about a cleaning fee. 303 00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:02,123 She said she didn't hear it. 304 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,081 You never speak clearly... 305 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:11,125 It's fine... I'll pay for it. 306 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,490 How about this? 307 00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:17,533 My colleague will pay 200, 308 00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:20,499 and you pay 300. How's that? 309 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,500 Whatever. 310 00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:24,579 We'll deduct it off your deposit. 311 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:27,541 Here, one, two, three. 312 00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:29,157 Are we done? 313 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,240 I told you that's not going to come off. 314 00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:35,658 Not even baking soda is going to work. 315 00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:37,872 What are you doing? 316 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,867 It's not that bad anyway, I'll patch it up. 317 00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:44,618 A wedding's a joyous occasion, why get people upset? 318 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:49,573 I like that she's direct. She tells me everything. 319 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,824 How about you, Stella? 320 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,995 There's not much good about him. 321 00:20:56,542 --> 00:21:00,785 The best thing is that his parents are getting us a flat. 322 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:03,999 You make it sound like I snagged you with the flat. 323 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,831 She's just kidding. 324 00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:09,823 Is it a new flat or a used flat? 325 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,073 A new flat, of course. 326 00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,074 Wow, impressive. 327 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:17,162 Can you talk about how you met? 328 00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:19,665 We were working on a project together, 329 00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:23,455 developing a e-wallet for an online store. 330 00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:25,699 But the system crashed on launch day. 331 00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:27,619 He had to clean up the mess, of course. 332 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:32,574 He worked late, so I brought some wine to his place afterwards. 333 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,240 I didn't work late. 334 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:39,707 What? It was the project with the baldie. 335 00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:41,949 I know. I didn't work late on that. 336 00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:43,198 I had a stomach bug. 337 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,536 Don't worry, we don't need details like that. 338 00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:48,499 I had a stomach bug, and you made me congee. 339 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:49,580 Did you forget? 340 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,081 I think you're right. 341 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,039 Who were you drinking with after work then? 342 00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:58,949 Maybe it wasn't that time... 343 00:21:58,958 --> 00:22:01,825 Maybe it was that other project... 344 00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:03,539 You brought wine over to my place? 345 00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:05,125 Yeah. 346 00:22:05,417 --> 00:22:11,082 We've never drank at my place after work. 347 00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:12,573 It really doesn't matter. 348 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,074 We don't need this kind of details. 349 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,574 Why don't you talk about the proposal? 350 00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:20,039 Go for it, since your memory is so sharp. 351 00:22:20,042 --> 00:22:21,657 I don't want to get the story wrong. 352 00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:25,124 And here's the bill, guys. 353 00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:26,990 See if the numbers are correct. 354 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,072 Are you paying the deposit with cash or card? 355 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:33,746 Can you do a live stream for us, too? 356 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:35,832 Why all the fuss? 357 00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:36,993 Who are we streaming for? 358 00:22:37,417 --> 00:22:39,078 That's a good idea. 359 00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:40,744 We just need to hire another assistant for that. 360 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:41,785 We can even ask fong to help out. 361 00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:43,748 We'll think about the live stream. 362 00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:46,742 But I think it's more fun to make a short film. 363 00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,492 It'll be boring 364 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,912 if your video is only made up of photos. 365 00:22:52,625 --> 00:22:54,832 It was your mom that wanted the banquet. 366 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:57,666 We're talking about the short film, not the banquet. 367 00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,454 We're making it for the banquet, aren't we? 368 00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:08,454 I'm an heiress, I only show up at the end of the day! 369 00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:09,573 Let me get that. 370 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,661 Where have you been all day? 371 00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:13,908 I went to get divorced. 372 00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:15,739 What did you say? 373 00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:18,412 You'll understand when you grow up, mom. 374 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,035 Crazy brat! 375 00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:23,449 I checked my records, I got my divorce a few years ago. 376 00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:24,664 You got unlucky. 377 00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:27,328 What do I do? 378 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:31,038 They say that the single-sided petition will take a year or two. 379 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,741 Just wait two years to get married then. 380 00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:36,870 How do I tell him that I'm divorced? 381 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,706 Just tell him, what's so hard about that? 382 00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:43,280 I got into a sham marriage with a mainlander 10 years ago. 383 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:51,994 I wanted to move out and get away from my family... 384 00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:55,490 But I didn't have the money. 385 00:23:57,042 --> 00:24:00,409 Yee said sham marriages paid well and had no strings attached. 386 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:10,119 I didn't tell you because I was afraid you'd get mad. 387 00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:34,370 "Searching for Yang shuwei" 388 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:38,615 what are you doing? 389 00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:42,867 Why are you looking at the paper? Lottery numbers? 390 00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:45,366 No, I'm looking for a story. 391 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:46,535 What story? 392 00:24:46,542 --> 00:24:47,702 This one. 393 00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:50,369 Why don't you read it online instead? 394 00:24:51,292 --> 00:24:53,328 It's better to read the real thing. 395 00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:54,653 Does it look better or something? 396 00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:07,789 Can you stop pushing me to the water? 397 00:25:07,792 --> 00:25:08,827 I'm not pushing you! 398 00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:10,039 Water splashes around, you know! 399 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:11,907 My dress is all drenched, too! 400 00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:13,248 Who's drenched now?! 401 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,456 You're nuts! 402 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,740 Wait, let's stop. 403 00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:19,661 Please don't cut on your own. 404 00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:21,032 I'm soaked! What do we do now?! 405 00:25:21,042 --> 00:25:23,328 Why don't we film somewhere else? 406 00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:24,493 You should've done that ages ago! 407 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,910 Alright, let's find another spot. 408 00:25:25,917 --> 00:25:27,077 Are you coming or not? 409 00:25:27,458 --> 00:25:28,698 It's simple. 410 00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:34,123 The girl comes up from behind, and the guy slowly... 411 00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:36,241 Got it? Let's try it. 412 00:25:36,458 --> 00:25:39,165 Am I playing you or him? 413 00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:40,748 I'm the girl. She stands in the back. 414 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:41,705 Then you got it wrong just now. 415 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,198 Yeah, he's right, he's right. 416 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,789 Look at each other... smile... 417 00:25:44,792 --> 00:25:49,035 Like you can see the future, be happy, be radiant. 418 00:25:49,292 --> 00:25:51,749 That's right, smile... 419 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,081 Get some light on that face. 420 00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:59,030 Ready, three, two... 421 00:25:59,042 --> 00:26:01,158 So I come up when you say action? 422 00:26:01,167 --> 00:26:02,703 That's right. Let's cut first. 423 00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:05,871 Again, look at each other and smile... 424 00:26:05,875 --> 00:26:08,412 Give me a bigger smile... radiate... 425 00:26:09,042 --> 00:26:12,739 Slowly... move that hand up... 426 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,365 Give me a sweet smile. 427 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:16,830 Okay, let's cut. 428 00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:17,833 Looking good. 429 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:28,616 Looking for a flat, miss? 430 00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:29,785 Renting or buying? 431 00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:32,250 Buying. 432 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:34,286 Any neighborhood in mind? 433 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,616 Anything outside prince Edward? 434 00:26:38,625 --> 00:26:39,705 Sorry? 435 00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:41,348 I said, anything outside prince Edward... 436 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,205 Sorry... 437 00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:43,368 It's fine. 438 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:54,448 For first-time buyers, 439 00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:56,915 a used flat costs around $4 to 5 million. 440 00:26:56,917 --> 00:26:59,203 Your first installment is about 40 to 50% 441 00:27:01,917 --> 00:27:04,203 is this for one person? 442 00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:08,872 This one? It'll have no trouble fitting a second person. 443 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:09,864 It's about 400 square feet. 444 00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:12,662 You can build a second room for that second person. 445 00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:17,369 When will the price drop? 446 00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:20,582 Real estate prices don't drop, miss. 447 00:27:20,917 --> 00:27:23,579 Say, how about this one? 448 00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:27,405 Newly listed. 503 square feet. It's only $5.5 mil! 449 00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:46,989 Cheung lei-fong! 450 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,082 I'm Yang shuwei! 451 00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:50,448 W ait for me! 452 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:59,708 I'll meet you outside, I need a cigarette. 453 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,206 W ait for me! 454 00:28:08,042 --> 00:28:10,875 I'm so glad I finally found you, miss cheung. 455 00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:13,956 Good thing I didn't give up. 456 00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:28,573 Can we file for divorce now? 457 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,330 Sure. 458 00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:34,704 After you help me get my one-way permit. 459 00:28:36,417 --> 00:28:37,657 What permit? 460 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:46,121 I married you for a Hong Kong residency permit. 461 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:49,291 The agency told us to meet in four years. 462 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,907 Did you move away somewhere? 463 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:06,741 How much do you want for the divorce? 464 00:29:09,417 --> 00:29:12,033 I need my Hong Kong ID first. 465 00:29:15,583 --> 00:29:19,030 Look, I've already paid the agency 100 grand. 466 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,289 I don't care how much they gave you. 467 00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:23,999 I'll throw in an extra 50 grand. 468 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,286 Take out your wechat wallet, I'll transfer it to you. 469 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,412 My boyfriend and I are getting married. 470 00:29:29,417 --> 00:29:31,578 Please help me out. 471 00:29:33,625 --> 00:29:36,116 I really need my one-way permit. 472 00:29:36,750 --> 00:29:38,365 Please help me out. 473 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:46,572 You baffle me. 474 00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:50,864 If you had plans to get married, don't get into a sham marriage. 475 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:57,204 I wasn't planning on it at the time. 476 00:29:58,292 --> 00:30:00,578 Well, you should've had better planning. 477 00:30:00,958 --> 00:30:02,619 Now you're creating problems for me. 478 00:30:06,042 --> 00:30:07,327 Whatever. 479 00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:09,866 I'm filing a single-sided petition anyway. 480 00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:13,240 A petition? 481 00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,331 That will take forever. 482 00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:19,037 You know, if we do it my way, 483 00:30:19,042 --> 00:30:20,578 we just need to sign a form. 484 00:30:20,583 --> 00:30:22,665 I'll hand it in right away, 485 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,706 and it'll be done in two weeks. 486 00:30:25,792 --> 00:30:29,410 We've been married for 10 years, I've already earned the points. 487 00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:32,948 What points? 488 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,790 I get 0.1 point for each day I'm married. 489 00:30:36,792 --> 00:30:38,407 I can get a permit with 150 points. 490 00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:43,490 Then we can get a divorce? 491 00:30:44,125 --> 00:30:45,125 Yes. 492 00:30:46,125 --> 00:30:47,365 In two weeks? 493 00:30:48,917 --> 00:30:52,114 They approve 150 permits a day. It won't take long. 494 00:30:58,125 --> 00:31:01,868 I think I'd better discuss this with my boyfriend first. 495 00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:04,992 What's there to discuss? It's the quickest way to a divorce. 496 00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:20,245 Hey, your shit stinks! 497 00:31:21,417 --> 00:31:23,203 Does your shit smell any better? 498 00:31:24,542 --> 00:31:26,078 It stinks! Close the door. 499 00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:28,870 That's why I don't want to close the door! 500 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:29,705 Close the door! 501 00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:33,371 No, I'll get door-monella! 502 00:31:35,542 --> 00:31:39,034 Hey, the water! 503 00:31:41,792 --> 00:31:43,999 Okay, I'm ready. 504 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,080 All done. 505 00:31:47,458 --> 00:31:49,119 Did your mom pick a wedding date yet? 506 00:31:49,125 --> 00:31:50,456 Oh yeah. 507 00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:52,744 My mom told me to buy a Chinese almanac. 508 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,125 Let's go. 509 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:01,198 You know how to read that, baby? 510 00:32:04,292 --> 00:32:06,157 Why don't we wait two years for the wedding? 511 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:10,037 My mom says we should do it next September. 512 00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:11,913 So soon? 513 00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:13,911 Yeah, she wants to do it next year. 514 00:32:16,250 --> 00:32:18,957 Is it you or your mom that wants to marry me? 515 00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:19,958 Both! 516 00:32:21,792 --> 00:32:25,410 We already live together, how is that different from marriage? 517 00:32:25,417 --> 00:32:26,657 I told you... 518 00:32:26,667 --> 00:32:29,454 My mom is still mad that we moved in before we got married. 519 00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:31,790 You talk to my mom then. 520 00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:38,581 Yee talked to a feng shui master. 521 00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:41,578 He said I'll be a hex on my husband if I get married next year. 522 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:43,824 Fuck, I'm dead! Fuck... 523 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,535 Give me a sec. 524 00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:56,581 Look... 525 00:32:56,583 --> 00:33:00,496 Mom wants to talk to your family about the banquet. 526 00:33:00,833 --> 00:33:03,620 Banquet?! We're doing a banquet? 527 00:33:03,625 --> 00:33:04,330 Well... 528 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:07,120 It was supposed to be a dinner. 529 00:33:07,125 --> 00:33:09,411 Then mom wanted to send out invitations, 530 00:33:09,417 --> 00:33:11,248 then she went on about getting dresses, 531 00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:13,081 then she started talking about changing outfits... 532 00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:14,744 So now it's a banquet. 533 00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,283 You should talk to your family. 534 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,327 Baby... 535 00:33:23,792 --> 00:33:26,249 Dad? It's fong. 536 00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:27,743 What do you want? 537 00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:31,708 Nothing... 538 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,115 I'm getting married. 539 00:33:34,125 --> 00:33:35,125 Really? 540 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:36,990 Pong... I got a pong 541 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:38,455 to a mainlander? 542 00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:39,573 No... no... 543 00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:41,281 He's a hongkonger. 544 00:33:41,292 --> 00:33:42,372 His name is Edward. 545 00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,039 Can you guys keep it down? 546 00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:52,123 But I think the wedding isn't for another two years. 547 00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:54,949 Why are you telling me so early then? 548 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,285 We'll put on a banquet. 549 00:33:59,833 --> 00:34:01,323 Do whatever you want. 550 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,035 Is that eight circles? Pong! 551 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:04,782 Anything else? 552 00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:10,161 Will you guys come? 553 00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:13,040 We'll decide when the time comes. 554 00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:15,704 How should I know if I'm free in two years? 555 00:34:22,417 --> 00:34:25,204 What if it's next September? 556 00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:26,743 You want to see us that badly? 557 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:28,490 I'm about to win! 558 00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:53,824 Hey. Over here. 559 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:57,082 I didn't know that this mall has a basement. 560 00:34:57,792 --> 00:35:00,124 Yeah, but no one rents the shops down here. 561 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,500 Here. 562 00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:12,448 What's this? 563 00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:15,366 A little something for helping me out. 564 00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:19,540 It's fine, I need your help with the divorce, too. 565 00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:22,415 Take it, a wedding costs a fortune. 566 00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:24,039 It's fine. 567 00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:26,290 I don't plan to do anything extravagant anyway. 568 00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:29,248 Just take it. 569 00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:39,581 Is there even that much in there? 570 00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:41,869 The biggest rmb bill is only 100. 571 00:35:42,833 --> 00:35:45,074 We don't even use cash in the mainland anymore. 572 00:35:45,083 --> 00:35:47,495 It's not my fault that you don't have a wechat wallet. 573 00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:51,661 Come on, give me a bigger smile. 574 00:35:53,167 --> 00:35:55,203 It's ok, no one can see the background. 575 00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:57,199 No one has a home that looks like this. 576 00:36:00,667 --> 00:36:02,282 Who do you think you're fooling? 577 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,078 Anyone can tell these photos aren't old. 578 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,249 Hey, look at this. 579 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,206 Isn't this pretty? 580 00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:17,411 It's okay. 581 00:36:18,583 --> 00:36:20,323 I think it's nice. 582 00:36:23,583 --> 00:36:25,164 Buy it if you like it. 583 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:29,447 Where can I put it? It's too big... 584 00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:32,074 Flats in Hong Kong are so small. 585 00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:34,865 I keep seeing ads about 586 00:36:34,875 --> 00:36:37,617 "thousand square feet luxury flats". 587 00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:40,165 It's hilarious. 588 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:42,248 A thousand square feet is considered luxurious here? 589 00:36:42,583 --> 00:36:44,164 You're right. 590 00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:45,914 Hong Kong is already packed. 591 00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:48,115 Why would you want to live here? 592 00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:50,039 I never said I wanted to live here. 593 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:51,990 I want to immigrate to the us. 594 00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:55,290 I love la. The weather is great there. 595 00:36:59,833 --> 00:37:01,323 Have you been to the us? 596 00:37:03,875 --> 00:37:06,082 No wonder you don't know what freedom is. 597 00:37:08,583 --> 00:37:11,416 Let's take a photo here. 598 00:37:13,833 --> 00:37:15,573 Can you take one of me first? 599 00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:17,410 A solo one. 600 00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:18,750 Sure. 601 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:27,327 Big, happy smile... one, two, three. 602 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:29,910 Take a look. 603 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,458 Come. 604 00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,161 Do I have to squat? 605 00:37:38,042 --> 00:37:39,202 You know? 606 00:37:39,417 --> 00:37:43,911 When I squat, I can place my feet flat on the ground. 607 00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:45,573 Try, see if you can do it. 608 00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:49,998 So? 609 00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:51,907 Haven't you heard? 610 00:37:51,917 --> 00:37:52,906 I've looked into this... 611 00:37:52,917 --> 00:37:55,989 Mainlanders can do it, but hongkongers and Americans can't. 612 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,600 Try it yourself if you don't believe me. 613 00:38:04,667 --> 00:38:06,203 I told you. 614 00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:08,073 We're the only ones in the world that can do it 615 00:38:08,083 --> 00:38:11,996 because we evolved from a type of bird that can't fly. 616 00:38:12,042 --> 00:38:14,499 It longs for freedom more than anyone. 617 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,866 Come, let's get a shot here. 618 00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:27,285 I think we have enough. 619 00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:31,663 All I need now is a letter from you. 620 00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:33,125 What? 621 00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,948 That's a lot of stuff. 622 00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:39,449 Can we really get our divorce in two weeks? 623 00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:44,326 Only fools rush into marriage. 624 00:38:45,167 --> 00:38:48,125 What good is a marriage certificate anyway? 625 00:38:49,292 --> 00:38:51,374 And what good is a Hong Kong ID? 626 00:38:51,958 --> 00:38:56,076 A Hong Kong ID gives me more freedom. 627 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:58,415 I can hop on a plane and fly anywhere. 628 00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:04,322 You're doing all this to make traveling easier? 629 00:39:07,583 --> 00:39:11,826 When did you buy this pair of shorts, baby? 630 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:13,785 Why don't I know about it? 631 00:39:24,667 --> 00:39:28,990 When did you buy this pair of shorts, baby? 632 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,365 Why don't I know about it? 633 00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:32,411 It's kind of short. 634 00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:34,414 Why don't I throw it away? 635 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,704 Is this guy crazy or what? 636 00:39:44,958 --> 00:39:47,825 Why did he send all this crap? 637 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,537 Seriously, I think he's nuts. 638 00:39:51,583 --> 00:39:53,743 You need to think again about marrying a guy like this. 639 00:39:54,083 --> 00:39:55,243 What do you care? 640 00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:57,910 Come on. 641 00:39:58,583 --> 00:39:59,447 What are you doing? 642 00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:01,198 Let me download wechat for you. 643 00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:04,371 You can only contact me on wechat when I'm in the mainland. 644 00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:09,538 Don't you know that wechat messages are under surveillance? 645 00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:13,949 Aren't you under your boyfriend's surveillance right now? 646 00:40:14,833 --> 00:40:18,030 You'll have even less freedom when you're married. 647 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:20,823 Whatever. 648 00:40:22,042 --> 00:40:24,328 I'm getting married in nine months. 649 00:40:25,167 --> 00:40:27,624 What year are we living in? 650 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,035 No one rushes to get married anymore. 651 00:40:29,042 --> 00:40:31,249 Are you hongkongers this old-fashioned nowadays? 652 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:37,155 You're a man, of course you're in no rush. 653 00:40:37,458 --> 00:40:41,656 What's the big deal about marriage? 654 00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:44,415 The divorce rate is so high right now. 655 00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:47,164 Okay, we're done. 656 00:40:51,417 --> 00:40:54,534 You have two weeks, then we file for divorce. 657 00:40:54,542 --> 00:40:59,115 Don't worry, we'll file once I get my permit. 658 00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:01,706 Thanks, bye. 659 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:17,287 I almost forgot, use a black ink pen for the letter. 660 00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:18,539 Don't use a ballpoint pen. 661 00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:21,290 What do I need to write? 662 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:23,699 I'll send you the text. Just copy it word for word. 663 00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:26,583 There's also an interview at the fuzhou public security bureau. 664 00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:28,035 You can take a bus up here. 665 00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:30,665 What? I have to go up to fuzhou? 666 00:41:31,208 --> 00:41:34,325 Where the hell is that? Do I really have to go? 667 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,412 The interview is there. 668 00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:39,323 What interview? 669 00:41:39,375 --> 00:41:41,457 What happened to getting it done in two weeks? 670 00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:45,656 Don't worry, they'll Grant the permit after the interview. 671 00:41:45,708 --> 00:41:47,059 You just need to come for one day. 672 00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:49,290 What? I don't know how to get there. 673 00:41:49,583 --> 00:41:51,448 I'll pick you up in Hong Kong. 674 00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:54,708 We need to know more each other. 675 00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:57,332 Tell me about your family. 676 00:41:57,625 --> 00:42:01,948 I've got my parents and an older brother. 677 00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:05,538 But we haven't talked much since I moved out. 678 00:42:05,708 --> 00:42:06,948 Why did you move out? 679 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,915 They were against me dating in high school. 680 00:42:11,958 --> 00:42:14,916 I didn't want to clash with them, so I moved out. 681 00:42:15,208 --> 00:42:17,790 I married you to pay the rent. 682 00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:19,539 Where did you move to? 683 00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:22,416 A subdivided flat in prince Edward. 684 00:42:22,458 --> 00:42:24,574 It was way worse than golden court. 685 00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:26,414 Prince Edward... 686 00:42:26,458 --> 00:42:28,915 Some places in Hong Kong have great names. 687 00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:32,040 Prince Edward... 688 00:42:32,458 --> 00:42:35,040 The man who gave up the throne for a woman. 689 00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:38,530 Do you know that my boyfriend's name is Edward, too? 690 00:42:38,583 --> 00:42:42,656 That's why people say that he's my prince. 691 00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:13,155 You're up awfully early. What are you up to? 692 00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:16,290 Nothing, I wanted to wake up for breakfast. 693 00:43:16,333 --> 00:43:20,906 Why don't you sleep in until afternoon tea instead? 694 00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:29,538 I'm taking a trip to fuzhou with yee. 695 00:43:30,125 --> 00:43:32,457 Fuzhou? The one in China? 696 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Yeah. 697 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,286 What's so special about fuzhou? 698 00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:41,163 Yee's friend invited us on a trip. 699 00:43:44,083 --> 00:43:46,324 You two go ahead, I don't have a mainland travel permit. 700 00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:51,073 I wasn't planning to invite you... 701 00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:52,786 Are we starting or what? 702 00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:55,911 I'm just waiting for you. 703 00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:02,074 Hey, make sure you and yee take separate rooms. 704 00:44:02,083 --> 00:44:03,083 What? 705 00:44:03,542 --> 00:44:04,827 That's how my friend's girlfriend 706 00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:06,619 got snatched by a lesbian. 707 00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:11,322 You damn homophobe... 708 00:44:11,333 --> 00:44:12,948 More like cheater-phobe. 709 00:44:14,625 --> 00:44:18,288 Am I talking to you? Keep moving. 710 00:44:19,833 --> 00:44:21,164 By the way, 711 00:44:21,208 --> 00:44:24,200 my mom's friend has already booked the banquet for us. 712 00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:28,997 September... some time after the 10th, I think. 713 00:44:32,875 --> 00:44:34,456 Why didn't you give me a heads up? 714 00:44:35,083 --> 00:44:38,280 I'm telling you now, aren't I? That date's okay, right? 715 00:44:38,958 --> 00:44:39,958 It's not. 716 00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:44,538 W ait for me. 717 00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:47,414 Why are you in such a rush today? 718 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:53,449 Hey, tell your mom to let me know before she comes over. 719 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,410 She came over? 720 00:44:55,625 --> 00:44:57,661 She always comes and goes as she pleases. 721 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,332 Sometimes with the owner, then with the contractors. 722 00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:02,665 Maybe she told me and I forgot to tell you... 723 00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:05,830 Let's go, stop standing there. 724 00:45:09,417 --> 00:45:10,417 Go to hell! 725 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:12,372 Thank you. 726 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:18,914 Here's the tux, the dress, the invitations... 727 00:45:18,958 --> 00:45:20,573 Hey, Edward. 728 00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:22,707 It's a one-stop shop. 729 00:45:23,083 --> 00:45:24,573 Do we need anything else? 730 00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:25,785 A husband. 731 00:45:25,833 --> 00:45:26,788 They have everything here. 732 00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:28,915 Take your time. 733 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,662 You two are pros at this, 734 00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:33,518 and now you've got your friends here helping out... 735 00:45:33,542 --> 00:45:34,372 Hi! 736 00:45:34,375 --> 00:45:35,160 This is my mom. 737 00:45:35,167 --> 00:45:36,452 If you're all working together... 738 00:45:36,458 --> 00:45:37,413 Congratulations. 739 00:45:37,417 --> 00:45:40,079 Then you don't need my opinion. 740 00:45:40,083 --> 00:45:41,948 Of course I do. 741 00:45:42,292 --> 00:45:43,953 It's beautiful. 742 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,912 Is this the da wu fu or zhong wu fu? 743 00:45:46,917 --> 00:45:49,329 Zhong wu fu is already quite impressive, Mrs. yan. 744 00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:51,198 Yeah, it's not bad at all. 745 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,123 Do you like it? 746 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:55,499 I don't know a thing about Chinese dresses. You decide. 747 00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:58,956 What does the mother-in-law wear? 748 00:45:58,958 --> 00:46:01,119 You wear this. 749 00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:04,247 You two go ahead. 750 00:46:04,292 --> 00:46:05,156 I want go back to my game. 751 00:46:05,167 --> 00:46:06,452 - Black? - Black's good. 752 00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,790 That pattern would stand out in black. 753 00:46:09,833 --> 00:46:14,406 Fong, should I pick one out for your mom? 754 00:46:15,042 --> 00:46:16,703 She's not into this type of stuff. 755 00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:17,914 I'll check with her. 756 00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:20,873 I like this one. 757 00:46:21,250 --> 00:46:22,581 The colors on this really stand out. 758 00:46:22,583 --> 00:46:24,039 Can you help me take this off? 759 00:46:26,583 --> 00:46:28,414 Do you want to take a photo first? 760 00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:31,164 Get a photo. 761 00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:31,872 Sure. 762 00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:33,206 Get my phone. 763 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,038 You take it. 764 00:46:39,042 --> 00:46:42,534 One, two, three... 765 00:46:44,542 --> 00:46:45,542 Done. 766 00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:47,410 Can I take it off now? 767 00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:53,288 This one is so shiny. 768 00:46:53,292 --> 00:46:54,452 Cheung lei-fong. 769 00:47:00,333 --> 00:47:02,665 Who's Yang shuwei? 770 00:47:05,292 --> 00:47:06,907 Why were you looking through my bag? 771 00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:12,041 What the fuck is this?! 772 00:47:12,083 --> 00:47:12,947 Is this for real? 773 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,536 What is this for? 774 00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:16,039 What's going on? 775 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:25,911 Let's talk downstairs. 776 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,063 Calm down, there are people watching! 777 00:47:37,917 --> 00:47:38,917 Hi, Edward, hi, fong. 778 00:47:41,167 --> 00:47:42,532 Go take a cigarette break. 779 00:47:42,542 --> 00:47:43,452 I've quit already. 780 00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:44,868 Get the fuck out! 781 00:47:53,917 --> 00:47:55,248 Who the hell is Yang shuwei? 782 00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:57,914 Is this the real thing? 783 00:48:00,833 --> 00:48:01,993 It's fake... 784 00:48:02,458 --> 00:48:03,743 It was a fake marriage. 785 00:48:05,958 --> 00:48:06,663 What does that mean? 786 00:48:06,667 --> 00:48:08,107 This is a fake marriage certificate? 787 00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:12,370 The certificate's real, but the marriage isn't. 788 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,582 You're married to another man? 789 00:48:18,167 --> 00:48:19,167 Who's the guy? 790 00:48:19,542 --> 00:48:20,577 How did you meet him? 791 00:48:21,042 --> 00:48:23,374 I don't know him. An agency arranged it. 792 00:48:23,375 --> 00:48:25,616 Are you crazy?! 793 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,615 I thought you wanted to marry me! 794 00:48:28,042 --> 00:48:29,828 It was ten years ago. 795 00:48:29,833 --> 00:48:32,324 You've been married to this prick for a decade?! 796 00:48:32,333 --> 00:48:33,539 I was told that 797 00:48:33,542 --> 00:48:34,952 they would take care of the divorce. 798 00:48:34,958 --> 00:48:37,040 I thought it was done, 799 00:48:37,042 --> 00:48:39,784 but the agent got arrested, so I couldn't get any help. 800 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:41,623 You didn't tell me. 801 00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:44,742 You didn't tell me a damn thing! 802 00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:47,116 Why did you marry some stranger?! 803 00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:50,829 I wanted to move in with yee and Mabel, 804 00:48:50,833 --> 00:48:52,323 but I had no money. 805 00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:54,831 Did you sleep with that guy? 806 00:48:55,833 --> 00:48:56,993 What? 807 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,912 Did you sleep with that mainlander? 808 00:49:00,917 --> 00:49:03,033 Of course not, I don't know him! 809 00:49:03,042 --> 00:49:06,364 How should I know? You said you needed the money! 810 00:49:10,792 --> 00:49:12,184 I don't want to talk to you right now. 811 00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:14,119 You don't talk to me about anything. 812 00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:16,957 You never tell me a goddamn thing. 813 00:49:16,958 --> 00:49:18,243 If I hadn't found out, 814 00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,911 how long were you going to hide this for? 815 00:49:19,917 --> 00:49:20,872 How can I tell you? 816 00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:23,116 With an eq like yours, how can I tell you? 817 00:49:25,958 --> 00:49:27,869 Are you looking to break up? 818 00:49:42,958 --> 00:49:43,822 Sorry... 819 00:49:43,833 --> 00:49:46,040 I need to render something, I just need to press a button. 820 00:49:46,042 --> 00:49:47,202 I'm out! 821 00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:55,744 We can still get married. This doesn't change a thing. 822 00:49:55,750 --> 00:49:59,663 How do I tell my mom? 823 00:49:59,667 --> 00:50:02,124 Just don't tell her. 824 00:50:04,417 --> 00:50:06,408 Do you really want to marry me? 825 00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:12,994 I wouldn't go through all this trouble if I don't. 826 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,366 It'll be taken care of soon. 827 00:50:18,958 --> 00:50:20,073 No problem. 828 00:50:28,167 --> 00:50:30,283 I don't want people to know that you've been married. 829 00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:37,536 No one will know if you stay quiet. 830 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:45,664 I need to return the dress. 831 00:51:16,417 --> 00:51:18,123 Let's go get some food. 832 00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:20,081 I still have some work to do. 833 00:51:20,083 --> 00:51:21,243 I'll take a rain check. 834 00:51:22,583 --> 00:51:23,698 Are you okay? 835 00:51:24,625 --> 00:51:27,116 I'm fine. I'm going back upstairs. 836 00:52:01,208 --> 00:52:06,828 "Significant locations" 837 00:53:08,125 --> 00:53:10,241 Don't sit so close to the TV. 838 00:53:16,375 --> 00:53:17,785 Edward yan. 839 00:53:32,208 --> 00:53:34,244 We're working on the divorce. 840 00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:38,289 Those mainlanders aren't trustworthy. 841 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,867 He's going to blackmail you, I know it. 842 00:53:42,917 --> 00:53:44,623 How? 843 00:53:46,417 --> 00:53:49,784 I just need to go to fuzhou and get it over with. 844 00:53:50,625 --> 00:53:52,115 Why are you helping him? 845 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,706 You don't know him. 846 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:03,322 Because I want to marry you as soon as I can. 847 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:09,615 You're in love with him? 848 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,706 No. 849 00:54:14,958 --> 00:54:16,698 You're the one I love. 850 00:55:13,083 --> 00:55:14,493 You're up early. 851 00:55:16,875 --> 00:55:18,365 Where are you going all dressed up? 852 00:55:19,042 --> 00:55:20,042 What? 853 00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:22,491 I said, where are you going all dressed up? 854 00:55:23,333 --> 00:55:24,288 Am I dressed up? 855 00:55:24,292 --> 00:55:25,932 You always say that I dress too casually. 856 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:33,665 You only dress casually when you're out with me. 857 00:55:34,625 --> 00:55:36,456 You got dressed up to see that guy? 858 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:37,948 I'm going to the Chinese public security bureau. 859 00:55:37,958 --> 00:55:38,958 What? 860 00:55:39,542 --> 00:55:42,033 I've got an interview with the public security bureau. 861 00:55:43,292 --> 00:55:44,998 Are you sure you want to buy this flat? 862 00:55:45,458 --> 00:55:47,540 What do you suggest then? 863 00:55:47,875 --> 00:55:50,241 We can look at other places first. 864 00:55:50,250 --> 00:55:51,581 What's the rush? 865 00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:54,040 We won't be able to afford it if we wait any longer. 866 00:55:54,667 --> 00:55:56,498 We can still rent when we're married. 867 00:55:58,042 --> 00:56:00,658 All women want to marry a man who owns a flat. 868 00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:04,871 You have to be sure when you buy a flat. 869 00:56:04,917 --> 00:56:06,873 It's fine to be casual when you're just dating, 870 00:56:06,917 --> 00:56:09,249 but you gotta be sure when it's marriage, right? 871 00:56:09,292 --> 00:56:12,489 So you were just being casual when you started dating me? 872 00:56:17,042 --> 00:56:20,000 It's my mom's money! She can buy whatever she wants! 873 00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:22,540 Then don't pretend to care about my opinion. 874 00:56:22,583 --> 00:56:24,995 Maybe you're not in a rush to buy a flat or get married. 875 00:56:25,167 --> 00:56:27,167 I don't know why both of you are in a such a rush. 876 00:56:28,208 --> 00:56:29,934 If you can't find a man to marry you one day, 877 00:56:29,958 --> 00:56:31,598 remember that it was your own damn fault. 878 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,000 Is that the guy? 879 00:56:53,667 --> 00:56:54,873 Why didn't you tell me? 880 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:56,118 Tell you what? 881 00:56:56,167 --> 00:56:57,247 That he's so young. 882 00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:03,034 Hi, I'm Yang shuwei. 883 00:57:04,792 --> 00:57:06,248 Wait for me, I'm coming with you. 884 00:57:06,292 --> 00:57:06,997 I'll get my mainland travel permit today. 885 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:07,614 Hey... 886 00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:10,822 Are you crazy? The interview can't be rescheduled. 887 00:57:10,833 --> 00:57:12,289 Of course it can't! 888 00:57:13,458 --> 00:57:16,165 I've been waiting years for this, don't screw this up for me. 889 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:19,831 Hey! 890 00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:20,739 What the hell are you doing? 891 00:57:20,750 --> 00:57:21,614 Stop that! 892 00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:23,206 Let go! 893 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:25,991 Don't touch her, or I'll get you arrested for harassment. 894 00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:27,448 Harassment? 895 00:57:27,708 --> 00:57:29,039 I'm her husband! 896 00:57:29,042 --> 00:57:30,122 Go ahead and call the cops! 897 00:57:31,167 --> 00:57:32,782 I'll check in every step of the way, okay? 898 00:57:32,792 --> 00:57:34,828 I don't want you to go with him! 899 00:57:34,833 --> 00:57:36,073 Don't be like this! 900 00:57:36,083 --> 00:57:36,913 He's going to kill you! 901 00:57:36,917 --> 00:57:38,077 It's time, we have to go. 902 00:57:38,333 --> 00:57:41,655 Get yee to go with you! 903 00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:42,413 Stop this! 904 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:43,417 Let go! 905 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,786 I have this, too. 906 00:58:12,042 --> 00:58:16,581 I had someone search the classifieds for me. 907 00:58:19,833 --> 00:58:22,074 Throw it away, it's useless. 908 00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:23,539 Unless you want it as a bookmark. 909 00:58:26,042 --> 00:58:27,532 Something to remember this by. 910 00:58:35,958 --> 00:58:37,198 Put this on. 911 00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:55,119 "Fuzhou" 912 00:59:07,917 --> 00:59:11,205 The noodles here are delicious, you can't get them in Hong Kong. 913 00:59:11,958 --> 00:59:14,119 We do have it, you just don't know where to find it. 914 00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:25,405 Oh, I forgot that my phone doesn't have roaming. 915 00:59:26,083 --> 00:59:27,664 There's Wi-Fi here. 916 00:59:27,667 --> 00:59:28,201 Let me get the password for you. 917 00:59:28,208 --> 00:59:29,243 No need. 918 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,865 I haven't been off the grid in a long time. 919 00:59:32,292 --> 00:59:33,623 It feels nice. 920 00:59:33,625 --> 00:59:36,458 I won't be able to enjoy the meal if I'm online. 921 00:59:37,667 --> 00:59:39,032 What do you mean? 922 00:59:40,833 --> 00:59:45,372 Do you know what the word "clingy" means? 923 00:59:45,375 --> 00:59:47,240 You're talking about your boyfriend. 924 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:48,660 I told you that he has problems. 925 00:59:48,667 --> 00:59:49,873 Serious ones. 926 00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:52,787 He's crazy, not clingy. 927 00:59:57,083 --> 01:00:00,280 Why did you wait so long to apply for the one-way permit? 928 01:00:00,292 --> 01:00:05,992 Because I had... a business here... 929 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,616 That I couldn't just leave behind. 930 01:00:10,042 --> 01:00:11,282 Have to make a living, you know. 931 01:00:11,292 --> 01:00:15,410 And I didn't know what kind of job I wanted to do in Hong Kong. 932 01:00:15,417 --> 01:00:17,408 So I kept holding it off. 933 01:00:17,458 --> 01:00:19,073 What do you do, shuwei? 934 01:00:19,625 --> 01:00:21,456 I worked as a new media planner, 935 01:00:21,458 --> 01:00:24,530 I also run some small businesses with my friends. 936 01:00:25,625 --> 01:00:27,616 What will you do when you move to Hong Kong? 937 01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:31,157 Oh, when I move to Hong Kong... 938 01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:32,948 Let's have the wife answer. 939 01:00:33,292 --> 01:00:34,702 You speak Chinese, right? 940 01:00:34,833 --> 01:00:35,833 Mm-hmm... 941 01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:39,120 He wanted to be a journalist, 942 01:00:39,125 --> 01:00:41,161 but it's hard to be one in the mainland, 943 01:00:41,167 --> 01:00:42,532 so he gave up. 944 01:00:42,542 --> 01:00:45,284 Then he wanted to find work in Guangzhou... 945 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,786 Can you speak mandarin? 946 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:51,288 I'm asking you what he'll do when he moves to Hong Kong. 947 01:00:51,292 --> 01:00:52,657 What kind of job? 948 01:00:52,667 --> 01:00:53,907 Do you understand me? 949 01:00:54,375 --> 01:00:59,290 He asked what I'll do when I move to Hong Kong. 950 01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:02,956 Don't be nervous, take your time. 951 01:01:25,625 --> 01:01:26,625 Shuweil 952 01:01:28,167 --> 01:01:29,156 what are you doing here? 953 01:01:29,167 --> 01:01:31,453 Hi, I'm xiaomei. 954 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,115 Come on in. 955 01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:34,618 Thought I'd screw it up? 956 01:01:34,875 --> 01:01:36,331 Of course not! 957 01:01:38,458 --> 01:01:39,573 Come in. 958 01:01:39,583 --> 01:01:40,618 Fong. 959 01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:41,785 This is my girlfriend. 960 01:01:41,792 --> 01:01:42,622 I see. 961 01:01:42,625 --> 01:01:44,081 Please take a seat. 962 01:01:45,792 --> 01:01:47,202 Did it go well? 963 01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:49,618 It did. 964 01:01:50,458 --> 01:01:52,369 So you passed? 965 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:53,375 Sure. 966 01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:54,873 Are you disappointed? 967 01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,536 Have some water. 968 01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:00,750 Thank you. 969 01:02:04,792 --> 01:02:06,328 Do you need the Wi-Fi password? 970 01:02:08,333 --> 01:02:09,333 No, I'm good. 971 01:02:11,750 --> 01:02:14,822 I heard from shuwei that you have a boyfriend. 972 01:02:15,250 --> 01:02:16,250 Yeah. 973 01:02:17,292 --> 01:02:19,374 Do you need to check in with him? 974 01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:23,956 It's fine. 975 01:02:24,542 --> 01:02:26,874 Didn't you say that you'd dump me if I move to Hong Kong? 976 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:28,865 What is all this? 977 01:02:29,250 --> 01:02:30,956 I didn't say anything about breaking up. 978 01:02:31,542 --> 01:02:32,577 I'm pregnant. 979 01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:36,498 Are you kidding me? 980 01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:38,240 Did you do this on purpose? 981 01:02:38,792 --> 01:02:40,657 No! I can't help it if you don't believe me. 982 01:02:40,667 --> 01:02:42,282 Is this a prank? 983 01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:43,697 Don't you get it? 984 01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:46,199 Having a Hong Kong ID doesn't mean I have to stay there. 985 01:02:47,208 --> 01:02:48,914 I never said that I don't like Hong Kong. 986 01:02:48,917 --> 01:02:51,033 It's you who said that Hong Kong flats are small and expensive. 987 01:02:51,042 --> 01:02:52,578 So what should I do now? 988 01:02:52,583 --> 01:02:53,823 Get rid of the baby. 989 01:02:54,125 --> 01:02:56,332 I've been working on this permit for years. 990 01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:57,948 I can't give up now. 991 01:02:58,917 --> 01:03:01,374 Listen to yourself. 992 01:03:01,375 --> 01:03:03,081 You want to kill our baby? 993 01:03:03,417 --> 01:03:04,406 You're selfish! 994 01:03:04,417 --> 01:03:07,284 Having a baby that can't have residency registration isn't selfish? 995 01:03:07,542 --> 01:03:09,078 So what? 996 01:03:09,083 --> 01:03:10,619 He'll get registered when the census comes in two years. 997 01:03:10,625 --> 01:03:12,161 What's there to be afraid of? 998 01:03:12,542 --> 01:03:14,282 My friend's wife was dragged away for an abortion! 999 01:03:14,292 --> 01:03:15,372 Did you know that? 1000 01:03:29,417 --> 01:03:30,702 Holding a meeting? 1001 01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:39,625 Fong... 1002 01:03:40,542 --> 01:03:43,579 I'll move to Hong Kong once my permit is approved. 1003 01:03:43,583 --> 01:03:45,244 I'll rent a place and find work. 1004 01:03:45,958 --> 01:03:48,438 I'll stay there until I get permanent residency in seven years. 1005 01:03:50,292 --> 01:03:52,624 You don't know the result of the interview yet. 1006 01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:55,165 There's a chance that you won't get the permit. 1007 01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:59,318 You also said that there's no chance in hell I'll find fong. 1008 01:03:59,667 --> 01:04:01,248 But here she is. 1009 01:04:03,417 --> 01:04:05,157 I think the interview went okay. 1010 01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:08,324 We'll get a divorce soon, very soon. 1011 01:04:09,083 --> 01:04:11,665 Don't worry, he's more anxious than you are. 1012 01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:14,913 If he dies right now, you get the family inheritance. 1013 01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:17,535 What are you talking about? 1014 01:05:15,375 --> 01:05:17,036 Baby, can you help me fill these? 1015 01:05:17,250 --> 01:05:18,250 Sure. 1016 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,991 Your mom has a lot of friends. 1017 01:05:39,333 --> 01:05:43,747 Yeah, her friends make up a bulk of our audience. 1018 01:05:45,083 --> 01:05:46,744 What a bargain... 1019 01:05:47,125 --> 01:05:50,993 A $1,000 entry fee to see our wedding show. 1020 01:05:57,125 --> 01:05:59,036 Baby, how about this? 1021 01:05:59,583 --> 01:06:00,943 I'll take care of the red packets, 1022 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:04,162 and you write the invitations? You have better handwriting. 1023 01:06:12,917 --> 01:06:14,032 Wait, 1024 01:06:15,625 --> 01:06:17,105 you can use a ballpoint pen for that? 1025 01:06:17,875 --> 01:06:19,365 It's not a ballpoint pen. 1026 01:06:20,208 --> 01:06:21,914 It's an ink pen. 1027 01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:24,160 Don't you have a better pen? 1028 01:06:25,167 --> 01:06:26,623 This one's good enough. 1029 01:06:38,792 --> 01:06:40,157 I got a roaming plan for your phone. 1030 01:06:40,167 --> 01:06:42,374 Next time you can use whatsapp in the mainland. 1031 01:06:46,167 --> 01:06:47,532 There is no next time. 1032 01:06:56,042 --> 01:06:59,034 Can you promise to never contact that mainlander again? 1033 01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:05,250 Sure. 1034 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:17,940 Hey, your husband's looking for you. 1035 01:07:19,542 --> 01:07:20,998 The fake one. 1036 01:07:27,208 --> 01:07:29,665 Do you have a photo in a wedding dress? 1037 01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:32,411 Can you send it to me? 1038 01:07:32,417 --> 01:07:33,457 In a wedding kind of mood? 1039 01:07:33,833 --> 01:07:34,743 Yeah. 1040 01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:35,830 Give it a try? 1041 01:07:35,833 --> 01:07:36,447 No, thanks. 1042 01:07:36,458 --> 01:07:37,789 I don't fantasize about it. 1043 01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:40,101 You know, you can get married too. 1044 01:07:40,125 --> 01:07:41,240 Taiwan legalized same-sex marriages. 1045 01:07:41,250 --> 01:07:43,491 I'd rather go to the Netherlands. 1046 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:44,535 I can get hash there. 1047 01:07:44,542 --> 01:07:45,827 Get doped before the wedding. 1048 01:07:45,833 --> 01:07:46,913 That's silly. 1049 01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:49,115 Maybe gay marriage will be legal in Hong Kong one day. 1050 01:07:49,125 --> 01:07:50,331 Don't worry, 1051 01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:54,155 that's less likely than banning hetero marriage. 1052 01:07:57,667 --> 01:08:01,410 Do you think only career women 1053 01:08:01,917 --> 01:08:04,704 and lesbians don't have the pressure to get married? 1054 01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:05,538 You're right. 1055 01:08:05,542 --> 01:08:07,828 It's only done to shut other people up. 1056 01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:09,782 What's wrong? 1057 01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:11,743 I knew it! You're into women. 1058 01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:13,331 Edward is such a woman. 1059 01:08:14,042 --> 01:08:15,657 You're right. 1060 01:08:15,667 --> 01:08:17,077 Edward's more feminine than you are. 1061 01:08:17,083 --> 01:08:18,994 That's not hard to achieve. 1062 01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:20,948 Take a photo of me. 1063 01:08:23,958 --> 01:08:25,414 Is it for your tinder profile? 1064 01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:25,826 Yeah. 1065 01:08:25,833 --> 01:08:26,833 Make me look good. 1066 01:08:28,083 --> 01:08:29,619 Okay, let's get a group photo. 1067 01:08:29,625 --> 01:08:31,741 Take three steps back. 1068 01:08:31,792 --> 01:08:32,872 That's right. 1069 01:08:34,042 --> 01:08:37,739 Let's go a little further back. Just a little bit. 1070 01:08:37,750 --> 01:08:38,785 Good, thanks. 1071 01:08:38,792 --> 01:08:39,872 Looking good. 1072 01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:42,449 Okay, let's do the next group. 1073 01:08:43,167 --> 01:08:44,167 Hey. 1074 01:08:44,375 --> 01:08:45,410 Edward. 1075 01:08:46,125 --> 01:08:47,240 Edward! 1076 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,706 I've been rolling this whole time. 1077 01:08:50,708 --> 01:08:52,369 The clients can see you. 1078 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,868 Let's have that gentleman stand by the groom. 1079 01:08:56,875 --> 01:08:57,910 Balance things out a little. 1080 01:08:57,917 --> 01:08:59,453 Great, that's good. 1081 01:09:04,667 --> 01:09:05,782 Let me give you a hand. 1082 01:09:10,292 --> 01:09:11,292 Thanks. 1083 01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:18,365 Why did you thank me all of a sudden? 1084 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:19,785 What? 1085 01:09:19,792 --> 01:09:21,703 Why were you being so polite? 1086 01:09:36,333 --> 01:09:38,119 Sorry to contact you so late. 1087 01:09:38,917 --> 01:09:40,748 Xiaomei and I came to a decision. 1088 01:09:42,125 --> 01:09:44,161 Why don't we just file for divorce? 1089 01:09:45,417 --> 01:09:47,624 Baby, he said it's done. 1090 01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:49,250 Really? 1091 01:09:49,458 --> 01:09:51,198 Then we can file for divorce. 1092 01:09:54,208 --> 01:09:56,290 The one-way permit still hasn't come through. 1093 01:09:56,458 --> 01:09:58,289 I don't know how much longer it'll take. 1094 01:09:58,792 --> 01:10:01,864 I wonder if it's time to give up. 1095 01:10:02,542 --> 01:10:03,998 I've become quite conflicted... 1096 01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:07,540 I've become quite conflicted about the permit... 1097 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:09,994 After so many years. 1098 01:10:10,792 --> 01:10:12,908 Sorry, give me some more time to think. 1099 01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:16,705 To be honest, I'm worried about messing up your wedding, too. 1100 01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:18,205 I'm sorry. 1101 01:10:18,208 --> 01:10:20,369 So you do know that you're messing up our wedding. 1102 01:10:27,458 --> 01:10:28,117 So now what? 1103 01:10:28,125 --> 01:10:29,205 Is he divorcing you or not? 1104 01:10:34,542 --> 01:10:38,285 Even if I'm not completely divorced, 1105 01:10:38,292 --> 01:10:40,032 we can still get married. 1106 01:10:40,542 --> 01:10:45,241 We can have the banquet, take the photos and go on honeymoon. 1107 01:10:45,750 --> 01:10:47,115 We'll just fake the certificate signing 1108 01:10:47,125 --> 01:10:48,740 for your mom to see. 1109 01:10:49,625 --> 01:10:50,740 Fake the wedding? 1110 01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:56,198 You want to pretend to marry me, 1111 01:10:56,208 --> 01:10:57,744 but you can have a sham marriage with him. 1112 01:10:57,750 --> 01:10:59,456 What the hell does that mean? 1113 01:10:59,458 --> 01:11:01,574 That's not what I mean. 1114 01:11:01,833 --> 01:11:04,449 I'm saying that we can proceed as planned. 1115 01:11:05,083 --> 01:11:07,119 How much did you get for the sham marriage? 1116 01:11:10,583 --> 01:11:11,914 A few dozen grand. 1117 01:11:12,750 --> 01:11:15,537 You got married to a stranger for that little? 1118 01:11:16,708 --> 01:11:19,495 We've been together for years, but you won't marry me. 1119 01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:20,910 When did I refuse to marry you? 1120 01:11:20,917 --> 01:11:22,623 Aren't we getting married now? 1121 01:11:22,917 --> 01:11:24,157 How much exactly did you get? 1122 01:11:24,583 --> 01:11:26,073 I'll write you a check. 1123 01:11:26,083 --> 01:11:27,083 How much was it? 1124 01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:28,907 Tell me the amount! 1125 01:11:34,417 --> 01:11:35,702 Where the hell is my checkbook?! 1126 01:11:37,625 --> 01:11:38,785 Where's my checkbook? 1127 01:11:40,542 --> 01:11:42,248 It's with your mother. 1128 01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:46,081 You've changed. 1129 01:11:46,667 --> 01:11:48,703 You've totally changed since you met him. 1130 01:11:50,292 --> 01:11:51,623 How have I changed? 1131 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,706 How have I changed?! 1132 01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:55,243 You just never understood me. 1133 01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:57,741 How? You don't tell me a thing! 1134 01:11:59,875 --> 01:12:02,366 That's right, I had a sham marriage for chump change. 1135 01:12:02,542 --> 01:12:04,203 That's why I don't want to live like this anymore! 1136 01:12:04,208 --> 01:12:06,950 I can't spend the rest of my life in golden Plaza! 1137 01:12:06,958 --> 01:12:09,825 And there's the truth. There's the truth! 1138 01:12:09,833 --> 01:12:11,619 I don't want your mother ordering me around! 1139 01:12:12,125 --> 01:12:14,241 I don't want you to mansplain me! 1140 01:12:14,250 --> 01:12:15,456 I don't like you checking my phone! 1141 01:12:15,458 --> 01:12:17,323 I don't like you bombarding me with messages! 1142 01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:19,373 I don't like you telling me what to wear! 1143 01:12:19,417 --> 01:12:22,250 I don't like that you won't let yee be my bridesmaid! 1144 01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:08,615 Having an argument? 1145 01:13:09,125 --> 01:13:09,830 Yeah. 1146 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:11,243 Can you keep it down? 1147 01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:13,332 My kids have school tomorrow. 1148 01:13:13,333 --> 01:13:15,198 Sorry about that. 1149 01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:30,620 Are we breaking up if we call off the wedding? 1150 01:14:08,292 --> 01:14:09,407 Fong. 1151 01:14:12,250 --> 01:14:13,660 Give me a sec, I'm almost done. 1152 01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:23,663 I've made a decision. 1153 01:14:23,667 --> 01:14:27,330 I'm not waiting for the one-way permit anymore. 1154 01:14:27,542 --> 01:14:28,542 Really? 1155 01:14:30,667 --> 01:14:33,739 Xiaomei and I are getting married. 1156 01:14:39,667 --> 01:14:42,454 Didn't you say that only fools rush into marriage? 1157 01:14:45,042 --> 01:14:46,122 What can I do? 1158 01:14:47,292 --> 01:14:48,407 She's pregnant. 1159 01:14:53,292 --> 01:14:55,032 What about la? 1160 01:14:56,375 --> 01:14:57,956 What about the freedom you wanted? 1161 01:14:59,583 --> 01:15:01,414 There's no freedom in a marriage. 1162 01:15:02,833 --> 01:15:04,789 You only have it when you have a Hong Kong ID. 1163 01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:08,115 I can be free in a marriage, too. 1164 01:15:23,042 --> 01:15:24,578 I can squat with my feet flat now. 1165 01:15:27,375 --> 01:15:31,914 Wow, it's really amazing. You did it! 1166 01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:34,706 I don't want the divorce. 1167 01:15:36,750 --> 01:15:40,288 We evolved from monkeys, not birds. 1168 01:15:40,292 --> 01:15:42,032 I want to help you get your ID card. 1169 01:15:42,833 --> 01:15:44,073 But I don't want it anymore. 1170 01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:47,947 Besides, aren't you marrying your boyfriend? 1171 01:15:53,292 --> 01:15:55,499 If 1 don't love him and still marry him, 1172 01:15:56,458 --> 01:15:58,244 is it a sham marriage? 1173 01:16:01,125 --> 01:16:02,865 Your boyfriend loves you. 1174 01:16:05,375 --> 01:16:07,240 Why does everyone say that? 1175 01:16:08,667 --> 01:16:13,286 Look at how worried he was when you went to fuzhou with me. 1176 01:16:15,125 --> 01:16:16,786 He wasn't worried about me. 1177 01:16:17,667 --> 01:16:19,498 He just didn't trust me. 1178 01:16:21,125 --> 01:16:22,911 Between me dying in a bus crash 1179 01:16:22,917 --> 01:16:24,202 or cheating on him with you, 1180 01:16:24,917 --> 01:16:26,623 he'd rather I die in a bus crash. 1181 01:16:29,625 --> 01:16:31,115 Don't overthink it. 1182 01:16:33,042 --> 01:16:34,682 You think being single means you're free? 1183 01:16:35,667 --> 01:16:38,454 Where do you want to go? 1184 01:16:39,667 --> 01:16:42,579 What do you want to do? 1185 01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:22,830 I'm off. 1186 01:17:24,417 --> 01:17:25,281 Take care. 1187 01:17:25,292 --> 01:17:26,623 Don't miss me too much. 1188 01:17:26,625 --> 01:17:27,740 Try it out. 1189 01:17:33,125 --> 01:17:34,245 I'd like to return my dress. 1190 01:17:34,875 --> 01:17:35,830 You can just put it down. 1191 01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:37,539 See you. 1192 01:17:38,542 --> 01:17:40,533 You are so late. Go! 1193 01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:51,165 Last day at work? 1194 01:17:52,083 --> 01:17:53,083 Yeah. 1195 01:17:55,083 --> 01:17:56,083 How are you? 1196 01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:57,911 How did the wedding go? 1197 01:17:58,375 --> 01:18:00,832 It was okay, just a bit exhausting. 1198 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,457 Yeah, a wedding is exhausting. 1199 01:18:04,833 --> 01:18:06,915 It's a pain just thinking about it. 1200 01:18:08,375 --> 01:18:11,697 Why'd you think I just found some guy to marry? 1201 01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:18,075 Move to the center... to the right... 1202 01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:20,698 That's right, higher. 1203 01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:22,741 A bit to the right. There you go. 1204 01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:23,830 Mrs. yan. 1205 01:18:26,542 --> 01:18:27,201 Right here? 1206 01:18:27,208 --> 01:18:29,540 Check if you're in the center. 1207 01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:32,832 Not quite yet, I think. 1208 01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:33,788 Do it again. 1209 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,453 To the left... the left... 1210 01:18:35,458 --> 01:18:36,573 Right here? 1211 01:18:36,583 --> 01:18:37,948 Where's my tortoise? 1212 01:18:38,958 --> 01:18:40,073 Where's my tortoise? 1213 01:18:40,625 --> 01:18:42,456 I gave it away. 1214 01:18:43,292 --> 01:18:44,828 You gave it away? 1215 01:18:45,042 --> 01:18:48,864 The flat faces south. 1216 01:18:48,875 --> 01:18:53,369 The tortoise is bad for feng shui, it'll affect Edward's health. 1217 01:18:53,375 --> 01:18:56,492 I could've just put him somewhere else! 1218 01:18:57,083 --> 01:18:59,540 It's not a good idea to have a tortoise anyway. 1219 01:18:59,542 --> 01:19:01,407 You should've asked me first! 1220 01:19:01,417 --> 01:19:03,123 You didn't even take care of it. 1221 01:19:03,125 --> 01:19:04,285 It was stinking up the place. 1222 01:19:04,292 --> 01:19:06,999 It's my tortoise! You should've asked me! 1223 01:19:08,458 --> 01:19:09,573 I'm the one who threw it away. 1224 01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:11,369 Forget about it... 1225 01:19:11,375 --> 01:19:13,240 Why did you throw my tortoise away?! 1226 01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:16,037 I didn't know it was so important. 1227 01:19:19,958 --> 01:19:20,743 Did you toss it or give it away? 1228 01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:22,331 Where's the tortoise food? 1229 01:19:29,542 --> 01:19:32,079 Leaving it here is no different than tossing it! 1230 01:19:32,083 --> 01:19:34,449 Mom was trying to do a good deed. 1231 01:19:34,500 --> 01:19:35,865 The tank at home is so small. 1232 01:19:35,875 --> 01:19:38,867 It's better off out here. 1233 01:19:48,042 --> 01:19:48,827 So when I'm married to you, 1234 01:19:48,833 --> 01:19:50,833 I won't even have the freedom to raise a tortoise? 1235 01:19:54,792 --> 01:19:57,158 Why would you want a tortoise anyway? 1236 01:19:58,333 --> 01:19:59,322 What for? 1237 01:19:59,333 --> 01:20:02,040 You can't hold it, you can't play with it. 1238 01:20:02,708 --> 01:20:04,949 We can have a kid after we get married. 1239 01:20:04,958 --> 01:20:07,244 You can devote your time to that instead. 1240 01:20:08,917 --> 01:20:11,579 Why do you all think that marriage means happily ever after? 1241 01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:13,369 It doesn't mean that. 1242 01:20:13,917 --> 01:20:17,785 But there's no happiness if you don't get married. 1243 01:20:18,125 --> 01:20:19,205 Why? 1244 01:20:21,958 --> 01:20:26,076 It's like getting a contract. 1245 01:20:26,833 --> 01:20:29,996 It guarantees you a life partner. 1246 01:20:30,208 --> 01:20:31,664 Aren't we already life partners? 1247 01:20:31,833 --> 01:20:33,494 I told you, it's a contract. 1248 01:20:33,667 --> 01:20:35,828 What's the point of the contract? 1249 01:20:39,833 --> 01:20:42,449 We're vowing that we'll only love each other 1250 01:20:43,417 --> 01:20:46,250 and give up all other options. 1251 01:20:46,708 --> 01:20:48,494 People cheat when they're married, too. 1252 01:20:48,542 --> 01:20:50,749 That's a breach of contract. 1253 01:20:51,792 --> 01:20:53,032 A breach of contract! 1254 01:20:55,042 --> 01:20:56,998 Isn't it stupid to start a family... 1255 01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:58,991 Just because you're told to? 1256 01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:00,456 It is! 1257 01:21:00,458 --> 01:21:05,031 But don't you think it's sweet have someone to be stupid with? 1258 01:21:06,583 --> 01:21:07,288 Ask yourself... 1259 01:21:07,292 --> 01:21:09,692 Do you really want to get married and have a kid? I doubt it. 1260 01:21:09,875 --> 01:21:11,786 I think you're a slacker at heart. 1261 01:21:11,958 --> 01:21:13,744 I'm a slacker? 1262 01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:21,949 So what you really want is a fairytale wedding? 1263 01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:24,660 You should've said so! 1264 01:21:24,667 --> 01:21:26,578 You said you hate seeing people 1265 01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:28,995 - put on grand weddings. - That's not what I mean. 1266 01:21:29,458 --> 01:21:30,789 What do you mean then? 1267 01:21:32,458 --> 01:21:34,949 We look at new flats, but you don't want to move. 1268 01:21:34,958 --> 01:21:37,244 The ceiling was dripping, but you didn't get it fixed. 1269 01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:39,662 Come on! 1270 01:21:39,667 --> 01:21:43,330 That marriage proposal took me forever to plan. 1271 01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:45,540 Doesn't that count? 1272 01:22:03,042 --> 01:22:05,283 Are we going to be like this for the rest of our lives? 1273 01:22:08,375 --> 01:22:09,410 That's right. 1274 01:22:10,042 --> 01:22:11,782 This is it. 1275 01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:50,958 Excuse me. 1276 01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:51,989 Can I help you? 1277 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:53,206 I'd like a tortoise. 1278 01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:54,910 What kind? 1279 01:22:56,333 --> 01:22:58,039 Do you have one that's flipped over? 1280 01:22:58,542 --> 01:22:59,542 What? 1281 01:23:46,667 --> 01:23:47,907 Baby? 1282 01:24:01,958 --> 01:24:03,323 Where have you gone? 1283 01:24:10,667 --> 01:24:13,864 Close the nail clipper when you're done with it. 1284 01:24:20,417 --> 01:24:23,534 Close the nail clipper when you're done with it. 1285 01:24:34,625 --> 01:24:38,948 "GPS off" 1286 01:25:20,083 --> 01:25:21,664 You're really here? 1287 01:25:21,875 --> 01:25:22,455 Hi. 1288 01:25:22,458 --> 01:25:23,743 Come on in. 1289 01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:24,739 You've come! 1290 01:25:24,750 --> 01:25:25,865 It's been a long time. 1291 01:25:25,875 --> 01:25:27,081 Please sit down. 1292 01:25:27,417 --> 01:25:28,953 Congratulations. 1293 01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:30,414 Thank you. 1294 01:25:30,667 --> 01:25:31,201 Sit down. 1295 01:25:31,208 --> 01:25:32,539 Come on, sit right here. 1296 01:25:40,667 --> 01:25:42,874 I can't believe you remember your way back... 1297 01:25:43,125 --> 01:25:44,125 Here you are. 1298 01:25:45,167 --> 01:25:46,167 What's this? 1299 01:25:46,417 --> 01:25:47,782 I owe you a wedding gift. 1300 01:25:48,458 --> 01:25:50,369 But that was for you. 1301 01:25:50,375 --> 01:25:51,615 I couldn't help you. 1302 01:25:51,625 --> 01:25:53,035 How can I take it back? 1303 01:25:53,042 --> 01:25:55,078 No way. I appreciate the gesture. 1304 01:25:55,458 --> 01:25:56,458 Take it. 1305 01:25:56,625 --> 01:25:57,705 Have some tea. 1306 01:25:58,708 --> 01:26:00,915 You take it. Just take it. 1307 01:26:01,917 --> 01:26:02,917 Xiaomei. 1308 01:26:03,375 --> 01:26:05,115 Thank you. 1309 01:26:06,292 --> 01:26:08,203 I'll get you guys some fruits. 1310 01:26:13,250 --> 01:26:16,367 Guess if it's a boy or a girl. 1311 01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:17,500 A boy. 1312 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,991 How did you guess? 1313 01:26:20,292 --> 01:26:22,704 Because you'd never abort a boy. 1314 01:26:25,708 --> 01:26:27,414 Work hard and make money. 1315 01:26:29,333 --> 01:26:32,746 You're right, you need money to be free. 1316 01:26:33,583 --> 01:26:35,574 What if you have money and still have no freedom? 1317 01:26:36,875 --> 01:26:38,411 I'll worry about that when it happens. 1318 01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:43,786 Go home, you don't have to see me out. 1319 01:26:44,417 --> 01:26:45,577 Sure. 1320 01:26:48,375 --> 01:26:49,660 Cheung lei-fong. 1321 01:26:51,333 --> 01:26:52,333 Congratulations. 1322 01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:54,785 For what? 1323 01:26:55,250 --> 01:26:56,581 You're getting married! 1324 01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:02,073 You're getting Claire. 1325 01:28:14,958 --> 01:28:17,825 "Milano designer dining table" 1326 01:28:17,875 --> 01:28:20,036 "check out" 86857