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(air whooshing)
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- Guess what, I got a new job.
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Doing what you might ask.
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I now work for the
ridesharing service DropUOff.
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Now you may be saying to yourself,
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"Tom, don't you need a
car to give people rides?"
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Guess what, Tom Riley's got a car, baby.
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I went to auction today,
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and I had the winning bid on this.
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And if you don't recognize it,
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that's my old van.
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I won it back for less than I owed on it
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when it was repossessed.
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So I gotta do a little work,
get a couple things installed,
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but by tonight, you'll
be able to call Tom Riley
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when you need a ride.
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I'm back baby.
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(phone chirps)
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Hey, Jose, can I take this now?
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(door thunks)
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(engine turns over)
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- [Auto Assistant] Front
dash cam connected.
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Rear dash cam connected.
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Interior dash cam connected.
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- Now according this,
I have to pick a voice.
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Number one, Kevin Spacey.
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- [Kevin Spacey] Hi,
this is Kevin Spacey--
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- No that's creepy.
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- Oh, I'm sorry, you
don't like this voice?
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- Number two, Jeff Goldblum.
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- [Jeff Goldblum] This is Jeff Goldblum,
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this is the DropUOff dash cam.
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- Number three, this one is perfect.
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- [Morgan Freeman] This
is the DropUOff dash cam.
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- Morgan Freeman, yeah.
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- [Morgan Freeman] Feels good, doesn't it?
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- All right.
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
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(door thunks)
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(air conditioner blowing)
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- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
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- All right, ready for work.
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- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
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(door open alarm beeping)
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(door thunks)
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(papers rustling)
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- [Tom] What the fuck is this?
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(slurping drink)
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No return address and no post mark,
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so this was obviously hand delivered.
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(paper rustling)
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What the fuck is this?
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It's an amulet of some sort.
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What the fuck am I
supposed to do with this?
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(slurping drink)
Well,
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nothing in the envelope.
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Is that glowing?
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Well, for right now, it's going in there.
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(glove box closing)
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(seat belt alarm beeping)
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Who sends me this shit?
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(seat belt buckles)
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The fuck is that?
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(wind whooshing)
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(phone beeps)
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Oh, I don't know what the fuck that was,
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but I got my first customer.
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(slurping drink)
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All right, let's see.
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I should be coming up on it here soon.
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There it is, 26 Silver Lake Drive.
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Gary?
- Yeah.
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- Hi, I'm Tom, I'm your DropUOff driver.
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- All right.
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- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
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- How you doing tonight?
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- Ah, not too bad.
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(seatbelt clicks)
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- So where am I takin' ya?
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- 352 Steelmanville Road.
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- Say that again.
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- 352 Steelmanville Road in the township.
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You have a GPS, right?
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- Don't worry, I'm very
familiar with the location.
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What's going on there?
- Why?
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- I'm just curious.
- Just drive.
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(car whirring)
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(Gary yawns)
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- So ya lived around here long?
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- No, not really, it's kinda new.
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- Sorry, am I talking too much?
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- A little bit.
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- (chuckles) All right.
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So have you ever been
to this house before?
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- Nope, first time for
everything though, right?
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- No, I'll just keep my mouth shut.
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The house got a little bit of a history.
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That's why I asked why
you were going there.
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- Is it really old or something?
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- No, it's not that.
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It's like 20 years old.
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- How's it have history then?
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- Well, I actually owned this
house for a little while.
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- Really?
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- Do you believe in ghosts?
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- No, it's garbage.
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- All right, forget I said anything.
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- So, what's this here?
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- That is a rideshare driver's dash cam.
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There's one in the back that
sees the road behind me,
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in in case I get rear-ended.
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There's one out front in
case I have an accident.
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And then there's this one inside
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that keeps an eye on me and the passengers
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in case there's any problem.
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- Like what kinda problems?
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- Well, like in case
ya hit me or something.
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- Do you get hit a lot?
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- No, actually, to be honest with you,
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tonight's my first night
driving for DropUOff,
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and you're my first passenger.
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- Well, look at that, lucky me.
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- And this camera here is my body cam,
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so anything none of the,
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if I have to get out for any reason
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like to help somebody up to their house
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with groceries or something,
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this covers that.
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So all my bases are covered.
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- I can see that.
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Got a camera on every angle, huh?
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- Just about.
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The fuck are all these
people doing out here?
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(car revs)
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Okay, here we are.
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(blinker clicking)
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- [Morgan Freeman] Now,
hold on, hold on now.
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(seatbelt alarm beeping)
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- Okay, good night, have a good time.
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- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
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(door thunks)
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- I can't believe he's
going in that house.
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(crickets chirping)
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(bass music in distance)
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(air whooshing)
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Let's see.
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All right, here we are.
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(blinker clicking)
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That's gotta be him.
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David?
- [David] Yeah.
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- Hi, I'm Tom, I'm your DropUOff driver.
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- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
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- How you doing tonight?
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- Pretty good, you?
- Good.
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Let me try and catch this light.
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I'll never catch that light.
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(car revs)
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Maybe I will, son of a bitch.
(David chuckles)
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So where am I taking you?
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- 352 Steelmanville Road in EHT.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Why?
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- Oh, it's just I just took
somebody there earlier.
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What's the guy doing,
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you going to a party or something?
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- Nah, I have a job interview there.
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- A job interview at this
time of night, on Halloween?
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- Just, just drive.
- Sorry.
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(blinker clicking)
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- Who was the other guy
you dropped off there?
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Does it look like I have
some competition or?
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- He didn't say he was
going for a job interview.
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I don't know, I mean,
assuming he is, I don't know.
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He's kind of a dummy.
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I shouldn't say that.
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You're about to meet him.
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You're gonna tell him,
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then he's gonna rate
me on the DropUOff app.
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I'll get a one star my
first night of driving.
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- If he's a dummy and I get the job,
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I'll rate you five stars
to counteract his one star.
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- So I'll have two and a half.
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So what kinda job are you applying for?
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- I'm, honestly I'm not sure.
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They called me and like,
"We have a job for you."
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They were kinda vague about it,
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and I asked them if I had
some time to get ready,
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and they said just come as you are.
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- Well, just judging by the
fact you're wearing shorts,
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I guess you're doing that.
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Not that I'm being critical or anything.
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So you don't know what the job is
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you're going to an interview for?
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Late on Halloween?
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- I figure if they singled me
out and happened to call me,
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it must be some good opportunity.
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- Well, did they tell you they train you?
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- Yeah, they said they
will do onsite training,
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so no experience necessary.
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- Mmh, well find out if they
have two positions open,
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because I qualify for
no experience necessary.
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But I won't go in and be your competition.
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So you lived here in this area long?
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- Couple months, kinda been
hard to find work out here,
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so I was hooked with the jump on this job.
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At this point, I kinda just need money,
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regardless what the job is.
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- Well, it's coming up here on the left.
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(blinker clicking)
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Here we are.
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(crickets chirping)
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- All right.
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Looks, fuck.
- Good night.
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- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
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(door thunks)
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- I think you wanna go up the front.
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I think you wanna go up to the front.
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(window whirring)
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I think you wanna go up to the front.
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- [David] Oh yeah.
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(window whirring)
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- Yeah, he's a real
fucking Einstein there.
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(crickets chirping)
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(window whirring)
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Where the fuck is this guy?
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This is the address.
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- Hi.
- Jesus Christ, dude.
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You scared the shit outta me.
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Lionel?
- [Lionel] Yes.
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- Hi, I'm Tom, I'm your DropUOff driver.
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- Excellent.
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- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
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- Jesus.
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(engine revving)
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So where am I taking you tonight?
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- 352 Steelmanville Road,
Egg Harbor Township.
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- Wow, popular place.
- What?
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- Well, you're the third person
I'm driving there tonight.
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Are you going for a job interview too?
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- Just drive.
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- In case you're hungry,
there's some chips in there.
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- I'm on a special diet.
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- Vegan?
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- No.
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- Actually, the shape you're in,
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you look like a guy
that likes a good steak.
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How do ya like it cooked?
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- Very rare.
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- Well, we're coming up
on 352 Steelmanville Road.
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(blinker clicking)
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(crickets chirping)
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- Wait here, I'll be a little while.
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- All right if I wait though,
there's an extra charge.
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- Will that cover it?
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- Yeah, that'll do.
- Good.
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- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
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- But wait here, you understand?
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- All right, can you
give me an idea how long?
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(door thunks)
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- Okay (sighs).
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(crickets chirping)
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- Can't have that now can we?
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(static crackling)
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(Tom snoring)
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♪ Far away, you might hear ♪
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♪ All of your ignorance that just ♪
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♪ Won't endear ♪
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- [Radio Announcer] All right,
and you've been listening
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to "Won't Endear,"
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the new release from David B. Lloyd,
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and it's Halloween, South Jersey.
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And here's something creepy for ya.
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Police are on the lookout
for Lionel Nazario,
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six foot two, 180 pounds, a
physically fit Hispanic male
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in his early 30s.
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He's wanted for questioning
in the disappearance
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of multiple people in the area, oh.
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He was last seen wearing a tank top,
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gray hooded sweatshirt, and jeans,
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and is considered very dangerous.
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Now if you spot an individual
matching this description,
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please call 911.
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This is Josh Robert
Thompson 103 WBHT Radio,
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and now back to your favorite tunes.
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(rock music)
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00:19:41,474 --> 00:19:42,599
- What?
286
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:45,349
(radio silences)
287
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,793
Come on, dude, what the fuck?
288
00:19:58,438 --> 00:19:59,888
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
289
00:20:01,272 --> 00:20:04,272
(crickets chirping)
290
00:20:05,844 --> 00:20:08,530
Where the fuck is this guy?
291
00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:10,333
He said wait a little while.
292
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,934
(doorbell rings)
293
00:20:37,049 --> 00:20:42,049
Hello?
294
00:20:48,505 --> 00:20:49,338
Hello?
295
00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:52,643
Lionel?
296
00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,873
Dude, I've been waiting out there forever.
297
00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:01,733
Hello?
298
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:04,933
Gary?
299
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,433
David?
300
00:21:20,689 --> 00:21:24,439
I wonder who fucking
lives in this place now.
301
00:21:44,645 --> 00:21:45,700
(metal clanking)
302
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,266
What's that noise?
303
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:50,016
(metal clanking)
304
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,363
Hello?
305
00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:25,793
Oh, what the fuck?
306
00:22:33,804 --> 00:22:36,971
(Tom sighs in relief)
307
00:22:39,716 --> 00:22:44,716
(cage shaking) (dog barks)
308
00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:47,273
What the fuck?
309
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,223
Okay, I'm outta here.
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00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:03,420
Lionel, Lionel I'm leaving
if I don't find you
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00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,533
in the next 30 seconds.
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00:23:22,098 --> 00:23:22,978
Lionel?
313
00:23:22,978 --> 00:23:27,978
(loud thumping) (Tom gasps)
314
00:23:33,129 --> 00:23:35,379
Lionel, are you down there?
315
00:23:39,109 --> 00:23:44,109
Hello?
(stairs squeaking)
316
00:23:48,272 --> 00:23:50,939
(deep rumbling)
317
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:01,853
(gasps) What the fuck? Hello?
318
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:15,435
(loud banging)
319
00:24:31,285 --> 00:24:34,118
(Tom gasps) Guys?
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00:24:43,479 --> 00:24:45,896
(door slams)
321
00:24:46,822 --> 00:24:50,646
(crickets chirping) (air whooshing)
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00:24:50,646 --> 00:24:53,313
(deep rumbling)
323
00:25:05,396 --> 00:25:08,063
(air whooshing)
324
00:25:15,217 --> 00:25:17,363
Guys, are you fucking with me?
325
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,573
'Cause I'm not scared of this house.
326
00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:24,141
(screeching and feet stomping)
327
00:25:24,141 --> 00:25:25,258
What the fuck?
328
00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:27,675
(door slams)
329
00:25:31,056 --> 00:25:34,389
(Tom breathing rapidly)
330
00:25:39,453 --> 00:25:41,127
What the fuck do I do now?
331
00:25:47,122 --> 00:25:48,955
Is that Gary's jacket?
332
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:53,843
Gar?
333
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:58,179
(crickets chirping)
334
00:26:12,483 --> 00:26:15,650
(footsteps crunching)
335
00:26:38,111 --> 00:26:41,278
(footsteps crunching)
336
00:27:02,282 --> 00:27:07,282
(Tom gasps) (Lionel hissing)
337
00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:13,528
(Tom breathing rapidly)
338
00:27:23,919 --> 00:27:26,336
(Tom grunts)
339
00:27:33,223 --> 00:27:35,640
What the fuck? What the fuck?
340
00:27:39,045 --> 00:27:40,212
What the fuck?
341
00:27:42,690 --> 00:27:43,523
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
342
00:27:43,523 --> 00:27:46,613
- What the fuck was that
out there? Jesus Christ.
343
00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:50,379
- Is he gone?
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
344
00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:51,829
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
345
00:27:53,764 --> 00:27:55,956
- Get the fuck outta there.
346
00:27:55,956 --> 00:27:58,982
Get the fuck outta here, get outta here.
347
00:27:58,982 --> 00:27:59,815
- Wait, don't leave.
348
00:27:59,815 --> 00:28:01,363
- Get the fuck off of me.
349
00:28:05,745 --> 00:28:08,162
(door slams)
350
00:28:11,081 --> 00:28:13,331
(car revs)
351
00:28:22,331 --> 00:28:24,664
(car roars)
352
00:28:30,757 --> 00:28:32,674
What the fuck was that?
353
00:28:52,991 --> 00:28:56,270
What the fuck am I doing at this job?
354
00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:57,673
Everywhere I go,
355
00:28:58,710 --> 00:29:01,393
this ghost bullshit.
356
00:29:02,548 --> 00:29:05,131
(phone chimes)
357
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,157
Mitch Marsico? Seeco?
358
00:29:11,690 --> 00:29:13,823
Well, he looks like a normal dude.
359
00:29:24,147 --> 00:29:27,147
(crickets chirping)
360
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,800
- Where the hell is the driver?
361
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,043
I told him to wait.
362
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,357
(garbage cans thunk)
363
00:30:08,357 --> 00:30:09,757
- Please don't bite me, man.
364
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,420
- Where is he?
365
00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:15,377
- He got in his car, and
drove away and left me here.
366
00:30:15,377 --> 00:30:17,300
- Did he see anything?
367
00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:18,460
- I'm not sure.
368
00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:20,860
He went around back and
then came out screamin'.
369
00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:26,177
- Fuck, I cannot have witnesses.
370
00:30:28,310 --> 00:30:29,760
Get him on the app.
371
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,300
Get him to come back.
372
00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:33,120
- I doubt that's gonna work.
373
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,580
- Just do it.
374
00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:36,620
- Okay, okay I'll do whatever you say.
375
00:30:36,620 --> 00:30:38,243
Just don't, don't kill me.
376
00:30:39,165 --> 00:30:40,248
- Just do it.
377
00:30:47,190 --> 00:30:49,650
Why do I always pick up
so many of these people
378
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:55,290
at shopping malls and strip malls?
379
00:30:55,290 --> 00:30:57,163
Doesn't anybody own a house?
380
00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:03,580
All right, it's coming up here.
381
00:31:03,580 --> 00:31:04,833
I see you Mitchell.
382
00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:11,460
That must be him.
383
00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:13,493
Nice fucking sneakers, Dorothy.
384
00:31:15,233 --> 00:31:17,560
(window whirring)
385
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,900
- Mitch?
- [Mitch] Yeah.
386
00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:20,050
- Hi, I'm Tom, I'm your DropUOff driver.
387
00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:21,250
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
388
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:23,380
- Hi, Tom, how ya doing?
- Good, thanks.
389
00:31:23,380 --> 00:31:25,540
Well, I'm doing better now.
390
00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:26,760
I've had a night,
391
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,750
so where am I taking you?
392
00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:30,450
- Just drive, I'll tell you where.
393
00:31:31,883 --> 00:31:35,320
- Do you live nearby here?
394
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,139
- Yeah, down over there at the apartments.
395
00:31:37,139 --> 00:31:39,547
I just wanted to get picked up over here.
396
00:31:39,547 --> 00:31:43,183
- (scoffs) Why you afraid
I'm gonna see where you live?
397
00:31:45,230 --> 00:31:46,780
- That's none of your business.
398
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:49,673
- All right.
399
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,170
So, yeah, it's pretty sad.
400
00:31:57,170 --> 00:31:58,803
This Kmart's closing.
401
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,180
- Why is that sad?
402
00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:04,470
- Well because it's one less store
403
00:32:04,470 --> 00:32:06,423
we have around here, and it's,
404
00:32:08,090 --> 00:32:10,593
Anyway, I'm just trying
to make idol chitchat.
405
00:32:12,290 --> 00:32:14,690
- I didn't know Kmart
was the thriving center
406
00:32:14,690 --> 00:32:16,617
of culture around here, you know.
407
00:32:19,790 --> 00:32:23,740
- You know, part of our business,
408
00:32:23,740 --> 00:32:26,030
part of being a driver for DropUOff,
409
00:32:26,030 --> 00:32:29,750
how we do business is based
on the ratings we get,
410
00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:33,400
so I wanna make sure you
have a pleasant experience.
411
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,973
I don't wanna ask you why
you're being such a dick to me.
412
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,370
- If you wanna make it
a little more pleasant,
413
00:32:41,370 --> 00:32:44,953
maybe a little less of this maybe.
414
00:32:46,650 --> 00:32:50,370
- Okay, you just tell me where to turn.
415
00:32:50,370 --> 00:32:51,220
- [Mitch] Uh-huh.
416
00:32:56,260 --> 00:32:58,130
- So you plan on letting
me in on the secret
417
00:32:58,130 --> 00:32:59,023
on where we're going here?
418
00:32:59,023 --> 00:33:00,753
- (sighs) Yeah, turn right up here.
419
00:33:04,419 --> 00:33:07,336
(blinker clicking)
420
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:16,453
Another right.
421
00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:21,300
(blinker clicking)
422
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:23,473
- This is going out towards the woods.
423
00:33:24,730 --> 00:33:25,713
- That's the idea.
424
00:33:38,172 --> 00:33:40,760
And you're gonna go
right again right here.
425
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,271
- Awful lot of rights.
426
00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:45,188
(blinker clicking)
427
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,970
That's good 'cause my
left blinker's burned out.
428
00:33:51,970 --> 00:33:52,803
No, it's not.
429
00:33:56,405 --> 00:33:58,720
- [Mitch] Are you a
comedian on your day off?
430
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,050
- Dude, what the fuck?
431
00:34:01,050 --> 00:34:03,420
I'm just trying to make
conversate, I'm sorry.
432
00:34:03,420 --> 00:34:04,253
- Yeah, you're gonna make another right.
433
00:34:04,253 --> 00:34:06,209
- Please give me five stars.
- Uh-huh.
434
00:34:06,209 --> 00:34:09,126
(blinker clicking)
435
00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:58,280
All right, make a right up here.
436
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,800
- Man, this is out in the
middle of nowheres, dude.
437
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,306
This is like the boonies.
438
00:35:02,306 --> 00:35:05,223
(blinker clicking)
439
00:35:06,190 --> 00:35:10,733
So, seriously, where am I taking you?
440
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:15,360
- All right, we're going to a spot
441
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,340
in the middle of the woods,
442
00:35:16,340 --> 00:35:19,250
'cause I'm, I'm meeting a girl.
443
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,250
All right, ya happy?
444
00:35:21,190 --> 00:35:22,493
- I'm happy for you.
445
00:35:23,661 --> 00:35:25,743
- All right, that's weird.
446
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:34,010
- Right here.
- Right here?
447
00:35:34,010 --> 00:35:36,750
- Yeah, right here.
- Here?
448
00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:39,053
- [Mitch] Yeah.
- You're fucking crazy.
449
00:35:40,030 --> 00:35:44,130
All right, call me if
you need a ride back.
450
00:35:44,130 --> 00:35:44,963
- Sure.
451
00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:48,887
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
452
00:35:50,439 --> 00:35:52,939
(door thunks)
453
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,633
- What a weird ass fucking
place to get dropped off.
454
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,520
Oh well, what the fuck is,
455
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,283
oh, dude, dude.
456
00:36:11,450 --> 00:36:12,510
You left your wallet.
457
00:36:12,510 --> 00:36:15,180
Where the fuck is this guy? Goddamnit.
458
00:36:18,133 --> 00:36:20,550
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
459
00:36:22,495 --> 00:36:23,328
(footsteps crunching)
460
00:36:23,328 --> 00:36:24,730
- [Tom] Where the fuck is this guy?
461
00:36:27,190 --> 00:36:29,363
I can't see a fucking thing.
462
00:36:32,908 --> 00:36:37,590
Mitchell?
463
00:36:37,590 --> 00:36:41,223
Mitch, it's Tom your driver.
464
00:36:41,223 --> 00:36:44,390
(footsteps crunching)
465
00:36:50,391 --> 00:36:53,141
(twigs snapping)
466
00:36:55,030 --> 00:36:56,437
This is like Friday the 13th
467
00:36:56,437 --> 00:36:59,280
and fucking every horror
movie I've ever seen
468
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,543
all wrapped up in one.
469
00:37:02,710 --> 00:37:03,543
Mitchell!
470
00:37:07,830 --> 00:37:09,290
Mitchell, pull your pants up.
471
00:37:09,290 --> 00:37:10,423
I need to talk to you.
472
00:37:18,659 --> 00:37:19,492
The fuck.
473
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,500
Mitchell, where the fuck are you?
474
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:26,593
I got your wallet.
475
00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:29,613
- Just leave it.
476
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,690
- [Tom] All right, all right.
477
00:37:31,690 --> 00:37:33,613
I'm putting it down right out here.
478
00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:37,683
I'm leaving it right there.
479
00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:40,606
Let me get the fuck outta here.
480
00:37:49,188 --> 00:37:51,938
(chewing loudly)
481
00:38:01,219 --> 00:38:03,969
(slurping drink)
482
00:38:06,876 --> 00:38:09,834
(phone chimes)
483
00:38:09,834 --> 00:38:12,000
Mmh, that's weird.
484
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,240
That's where I dropped Mitch off.
485
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,470
That must be his booty call.
486
00:38:16,470 --> 00:38:17,713
Okay, Courtney.
487
00:39:13,794 --> 00:39:15,510
(window rolling down)
488
00:39:15,510 --> 00:39:17,443
What the fuck is she holding?
489
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,740
Courtney?
- Yeah.
490
00:39:22,740 --> 00:39:24,910
- Hi, I'm Tom, I'm your DropUOff driver.
491
00:39:24,910 --> 00:39:28,203
- Okay.
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
492
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:31,633
- What's in the bag?
493
00:39:31,633 --> 00:39:33,613
- Oh, just some stuff.
494
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:36,006
- What kinda stuff?
495
00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:37,893
- Just, just stuff.
496
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,507
- Where's Mitch?
- Mitch?
497
00:39:44,430 --> 00:39:47,950
- I, okay, it's none of my business.
498
00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:52,746
I just dropped somebody named
Mitch off at the same spot.
499
00:39:52,746 --> 00:39:53,996
- I don't know.
500
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,443
- 30 minutes ago, okay.
501
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,523
It's a weird place just
to pick somebody up.
502
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:06,630
Is something moving in that bag?
503
00:40:06,630 --> 00:40:09,023
- No, it's just, it's
nothing, it's just me.
504
00:40:17,330 --> 00:40:18,780
You can turn left here.
505
00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:20,727
- Here or there?
- Up there.
506
00:40:22,863 --> 00:40:25,780
(blinker clicking)
507
00:40:27,810 --> 00:40:31,530
- So I would ask that
when you rate your ride,
508
00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:35,610
you give me five stars
because I'm just such
509
00:40:35,610 --> 00:40:39,883
an excellent driver and conversationalist.
510
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,600
Even though I ask too many questions,
511
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,560
like about what's in the bag.
512
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,143
- Yeah, it's just stuff like I said.
513
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,803
- What the fuck was that? God.
514
00:41:02,250 --> 00:41:03,600
- Are you okay?
515
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,570
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
516
00:41:04,570 --> 00:41:06,397
Something fucking bit me.
- Oh.
517
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:09,840
- Fucking South Jersey.
518
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,703
It's not greenhead season.
519
00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:27,790
- Can we stop?
520
00:41:27,790 --> 00:41:29,560
I just need something to drink.
521
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,353
- Sure, there's a place right up here.
522
00:42:06,954 --> 00:42:09,621
(bag crunching)
523
00:42:14,072 --> 00:42:16,072
All right, I'll be here.
524
00:42:34,430 --> 00:42:35,490
- [Mitch] Dude, help me out.
525
00:42:35,490 --> 00:42:37,180
- What the fuck?
526
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,013
- [Mitch] Over here.
527
00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:39,693
- Oh, what the fuck is in this bag?
528
00:42:42,140 --> 00:42:43,630
Dude what did she do to you?
529
00:42:43,630 --> 00:42:45,700
- Just take me back to my body.
530
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:49,693
- Christ, all right.
531
00:42:49,693 --> 00:42:52,280
All right, so what should I do about her?
532
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,180
- [Mitch] Fuck her.
533
00:42:53,180 --> 00:42:54,330
- All right, nevermind.
534
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,990
Yeah, sorry, sweetie.
535
00:43:01,990 --> 00:43:05,003
You can go cut off somebody
else's fucking head.
536
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,685
- [Mitch] Yo, dude, can
you open this a little?
537
00:43:37,685 --> 00:43:39,685
Ah, fuck.
- Jesus Christ.
538
00:43:43,926 --> 00:43:46,426
All right, we're almost there.
539
00:44:02,049 --> 00:44:04,793
(bag crunching)
540
00:44:04,793 --> 00:44:07,210
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
541
00:44:22,330 --> 00:44:24,330
- [Tom] You want an aspirin or something?
542
00:44:24,330 --> 00:44:26,453
Tourniquet, maybe?
- [Mitch] I'm good.
543
00:44:33,530 --> 00:44:34,440
- [Tom] Dude, you sure you don't want me
544
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,370
to take you to a hospital or something?
545
00:44:36,370 --> 00:44:37,460
- [Mitch] Oh, no, don't worry about it.
546
00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:39,063
We do this all the time.
547
00:44:39,063 --> 00:44:40,550
- [Tom] You do?
- [Mitch] Yeah.
548
00:44:40,550 --> 00:44:42,300
- [Tom] What are you, Frankenstein?
549
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:46,681
(footsteps crunching)
550
00:45:14,304 --> 00:45:17,100
(gasps) What do you want me to do, Mitch?
551
00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:19,560
- What did he tell you?
552
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,840
- [Mitch] Nah, just hand me over.
553
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,770
I'll be fine, don't worry.
554
00:45:21,770 --> 00:45:22,670
- Give that to me.
555
00:45:24,370 --> 00:45:25,441
Get outta here.
556
00:45:25,441 --> 00:45:27,630
- [Tom] Jesus Christ, fucking Carrie.
557
00:45:27,630 --> 00:45:28,760
Lemme get the fuck outta here
558
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,236
before I get my head chopped off.
559
00:45:31,236 --> 00:45:32,210
(footsteps crunching)
560
00:45:32,210 --> 00:45:34,523
I knew I shoulda gone with Uber or Lyft.
561
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:40,373
Why can't I get a normal
passenger? (phone chimes)
562
00:45:42,670 --> 00:45:45,680
Professor Anne Bach-Starling.
563
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:46,530
She looks normal.
564
00:46:15,550 --> 00:46:19,160
Wow, this place is nice.
565
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,253
How the fuck am I gonna get outta here?
566
00:46:37,090 --> 00:46:38,793
Well, that's fucking creepy.
567
00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:44,967
Obviously, she does not
know my history with clowns.
568
00:46:49,070 --> 00:46:49,903
Hello?
569
00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:24,813
Are you coming?
570
00:47:25,963 --> 00:47:28,150
(phone chimes) What the fuck?
571
00:47:28,150 --> 00:47:31,150
Sorry, Tom, I got picked up.
572
00:47:31,150 --> 00:47:32,773
Well that's just fucking great.
573
00:47:35,526 --> 00:47:40,526
Whoa!
(engine revs loudly)
574
00:47:42,210 --> 00:47:43,043
Fuck.
575
00:47:44,730 --> 00:47:46,180
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
576
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:50,623
Where did it go?
577
00:47:53,961 --> 00:47:57,544
All right, I'm getting
the fuck outta here.
578
00:48:02,722 --> 00:48:04,720
(clown growling)
579
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:06,003
What the fuck?
580
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,641
Dude, I'll run your ass over.
581
00:48:10,641 --> 00:48:13,724
(engine revs loudly)
582
00:48:15,380 --> 00:48:16,995
What the fuck?
583
00:48:16,995 --> 00:48:20,480
(engine revving)
584
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,628
Get the fuck outta here!
585
00:48:22,628 --> 00:48:23,560
(growls loudly)
586
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,673
What the fuck, what the motherfuck?
587
00:48:25,673 --> 00:48:27,561
Get the fuck outta here!
588
00:48:27,561 --> 00:48:28,831
Get the fuck, get the fuck outta
589
00:48:28,831 --> 00:48:29,853
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
590
00:48:29,853 --> 00:48:33,186
(growling and snorting)
591
00:48:41,022 --> 00:48:41,929
- [Tom] Get the fuck outta--
592
00:48:41,929 --> 00:48:44,085
(clown screeching)
593
00:48:44,085 --> 00:48:45,266
Get the fuck away.
594
00:48:45,266 --> 00:48:47,336
(clown snarling)
595
00:48:47,336 --> 00:48:50,253
(clown screeching)
596
00:49:07,648 --> 00:49:08,815
What the fuck?
597
00:49:12,556 --> 00:49:13,763
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
598
00:49:13,763 --> 00:49:15,307
Get the fuck away from me.
599
00:49:15,307 --> 00:49:16,594
(clown snarling)
600
00:49:16,594 --> 00:49:17,427
Door ajar.
601
00:49:20,886 --> 00:49:23,553
(door slamming)
602
00:49:26,552 --> 00:49:29,506
- Cocksucker!
(clown growling)
603
00:49:29,506 --> 00:49:33,420
Fucking get the mother
fucking piece of shit bastard,
604
00:49:33,420 --> 00:49:36,993
cock, fucking ghost motherfucking whores!
605
00:49:38,778 --> 00:49:41,195
(door slams)
606
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,570
(door slams)
607
00:49:45,570 --> 00:49:47,630
Fucking tired of this bullshit.
608
00:49:47,630 --> 00:49:49,960
I worked too fucking hard my life
609
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,973
to put up with this shit.
610
00:49:51,973 --> 00:49:54,473
(engine revs)
611
00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:00,770
Fucking, that's it.
612
00:50:22,050 --> 00:50:23,950
All right, that does it.
613
00:50:23,950 --> 00:50:25,597
I'm done for the night.
614
00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:32,735
(air whooshing)
615
00:50:34,885 --> 00:50:38,015
(cell phone chimes)
616
00:50:38,015 --> 00:50:40,848
(deny ride chime)
617
00:50:46,191 --> 00:50:49,108
(blinker clicking)
618
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,793
Home sweet home.
619
00:51:04,630 --> 00:51:07,630
(crickets chirping)
620
00:51:12,188 --> 00:51:14,456
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
621
00:51:14,456 --> 00:51:17,487
(cellphone chimes)
622
00:51:17,487 --> 00:51:20,404
(deny ride chimes)
623
00:51:28,271 --> 00:51:31,110
(cellphone chimes)
624
00:51:31,110 --> 00:51:34,027
(deny ride chimes)
625
00:51:42,436 --> 00:51:43,269
(cell phone chimes)
626
00:51:43,269 --> 00:51:45,870
- No, dude, ain't happening.
(deny ride chimes)
627
00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:48,970
- I've been trying to reach
him for about an hour now.
628
00:51:48,970 --> 00:51:50,383
He keeps rejecting all of my calls.
629
00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:56,660
- Dammit, you have no
further use to me then.
630
00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:59,284
- Wait, wait, wait, I have an idea.
631
00:51:59,284 --> 00:52:00,168
- What?
632
00:52:00,168 --> 00:52:03,963
- The DropUOff app, it
shows you the location.
633
00:52:03,963 --> 00:52:05,130
- Where is he?
634
00:52:08,507 --> 00:52:09,823
- The PatCon campground.
635
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,623
- I can't go there, too many people.
636
00:52:16,986 --> 00:52:18,403
- I have an idea.
637
00:52:27,641 --> 00:52:28,913
- Seriously?
638
00:52:28,913 --> 00:52:31,097
- It's a lot faster than walking.
639
00:52:34,971 --> 00:52:37,650
- You know that I've tasted your blood.
640
00:52:37,650 --> 00:52:40,453
I can track you, anywhere.
641
00:52:41,974 --> 00:52:44,453
I will find you if you
don't bring him back.
642
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,880
- If I bring him back,
will you let me live?
643
00:52:49,940 --> 00:52:52,255
- Perhaps, but if you do not,
644
00:52:52,255 --> 00:52:53,922
you will surely die.
645
00:53:47,944 --> 00:53:50,861
(zipper unzipping)
646
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:55,700
- [Tent Occupant] Hey!
- I'm sorry.
647
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:56,555
- [Tent Occupant] Get
outta here, ya pervert!
648
00:53:56,555 --> 00:53:58,305
- My bad, wrong tent.
649
00:53:59,456 --> 00:54:02,623
(footsteps crunching)
650
00:54:06,606 --> 00:54:09,523
(zipper unzipping)
651
00:54:33,278 --> 00:54:35,695
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
652
00:54:37,934 --> 00:54:38,767
(engine cranks)
653
00:54:38,767 --> 00:54:42,184
(seatbelt alarm beeping)
654
00:55:45,407 --> 00:55:48,407
(crickets chirping)
655
00:55:58,150 --> 00:56:00,001
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
656
00:56:00,001 --> 00:56:01,304
(door ajar alarm beeping)
657
00:56:01,304 --> 00:56:03,619
- Where the hell is he?
658
00:56:03,619 --> 00:56:06,119
(door thunks)
659
00:56:07,439 --> 00:56:09,189
Where the hell is he?
660
00:56:13,850 --> 00:56:14,683
(camera shutters)
661
00:56:14,683 --> 00:56:16,610
What are you doing?
- Watch.
662
00:56:16,610 --> 00:56:19,527
(texting clicking)
663
00:56:22,193 --> 00:56:25,026
(text alert ding)
664
00:56:25,982 --> 00:56:27,887
- [Tom] Fuck!
665
00:56:27,887 --> 00:56:30,804
(zipper unzipping)
666
00:56:35,167 --> 00:56:37,750
Son of a bitch, son of a bitch.
667
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,023
Yo, yo, what the fuck?
668
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,310
They stole my fucking van.
669
00:56:49,310 --> 00:56:53,170
Goddamn, what the fuck
am I gonna do with this?
670
00:56:53,170 --> 00:56:55,443
I haven't ridden a bike in 30 years.
671
00:57:02,917 --> 00:57:03,750
Oh, fuck!
672
00:57:09,649 --> 00:57:13,138
(Tom breathing rapidly)
673
00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:14,588
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
674
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:18,290
- Where the fuck are the keys?
675
00:57:18,290 --> 00:57:20,653
Where the fuck are the keys? Where?
676
00:57:30,689 --> 00:57:32,023
- Looking for this?
677
00:57:33,350 --> 00:57:35,767
(doors lock)
678
00:57:36,972 --> 00:57:37,805
(doors unlock)
679
00:57:37,805 --> 00:57:39,463
- Oh, fuck, he's got the fob.
680
00:57:42,030 --> 00:57:42,930
- You're an idiot.
681
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,477
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
682
00:57:48,849 --> 00:57:50,290
No, no, God, no.
683
00:57:50,290 --> 00:57:51,123
(door ajar alarm beeping)
684
00:57:51,123 --> 00:57:53,393
Get your fucking mouth away from me.
685
00:57:53,393 --> 00:57:55,643
(groaning)
686
00:58:04,859 --> 00:58:07,306
No, no, I'm warning you.
687
00:58:07,306 --> 00:58:12,306
(Tom groans) (Lionel grunts)
688
00:58:24,030 --> 00:58:26,323
This Bela Lugosi motherfucker.
689
00:58:27,190 --> 00:58:28,623
Fucking trying to kill me.
690
00:58:34,620 --> 00:58:35,978
What the fuck? You want some of this?
691
00:58:35,978 --> 00:58:38,478
- No, no, relax, it's just me.
692
00:58:39,997 --> 00:58:42,570
- Is that a fucking bite on your neck?
693
00:58:42,570 --> 00:58:44,211
- Just, just one bite mark,
694
00:58:44,211 --> 00:58:45,477
couldn't be bit three times.
695
00:58:45,477 --> 00:58:48,540
Should I check his pulse?
696
00:58:48,540 --> 00:58:49,890
- [Tom] He's a vampire, motherfucker.
697
00:58:49,890 --> 00:58:51,900
He didn't have a pulse to begin with.
698
00:58:51,900 --> 00:58:53,283
Find my fucking keys.
699
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:03,267
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon,
get in the fucking car.
700
00:59:08,030 --> 00:59:09,220
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
701
00:59:09,220 --> 00:59:11,380
- Come on, let's get the fuck outta here
702
00:59:11,380 --> 00:59:13,363
before something else show up.
703
00:59:18,980 --> 00:59:20,280
- Oh, my god what is that?
704
00:59:23,661 --> 00:59:25,760
- (sighs) I don't fucking know,
705
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,303
and I don't fucking care.
706
00:59:30,130 --> 00:59:31,880
Let's just get the fuck outta here.
707
00:59:51,260 --> 00:59:54,550
I fuckin' told you, I fuckin' told you
708
00:59:54,550 --> 00:59:56,170
you should know where you're going.
709
00:59:56,170 --> 00:59:58,670
Job interview, I'm going
to a job interview.
710
00:59:58,670 --> 01:00:01,400
At fucking that night time
of night, on Halloween?
711
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,340
You shoulda known it
was some sorta bullshit.
712
01:00:03,340 --> 01:00:05,417
I mean, I wouldn't have guessed it was
713
01:00:05,417 --> 01:00:07,150
you were going to Dracula's house,
714
01:00:07,150 --> 01:00:10,320
but still you had to
know something was wrong,
715
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:11,840
that it just wasn't right.
716
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,460
I mean, come on.
717
01:00:13,460 --> 01:00:14,300
- It's tough times.
718
01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:15,360
Sometimes we need money.
719
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:18,580
You gotta take every
opportunity that comes to you.
720
01:00:18,580 --> 01:00:20,780
- Well, money's not gonna do you any good
721
01:00:20,780 --> 01:00:22,483
if you're fucking dead now, is it?
722
01:00:23,930 --> 01:00:25,860
- I guess.
- You guess.
723
01:00:25,860 --> 01:00:27,390
If you, you know what?
724
01:00:27,390 --> 01:00:29,393
That's why I don't have fucking kids.
725
01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:32,743
You're why I don't have fucking kids.
726
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:40,610
So was Gary in that house
when you went in there?
727
01:00:40,610 --> 01:00:42,440
- I heard some noise
rustling around upstairs,
728
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,300
and I just, I didn't
know what was going on.
729
01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:46,410
Next thing you know out of nowhere,
730
01:00:46,410 --> 01:00:47,593
get bit from behind.
731
01:00:53,020 --> 01:00:55,860
I'm thinking it was a dog or--
732
01:00:55,860 --> 01:00:57,463
- Am I clear that way?
- Yeah.
733
01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:01,713
- I'm fucking looking.
734
01:01:03,670 --> 01:01:06,253
Jerkoff, flashing your fucking lights.
735
01:01:09,950 --> 01:01:12,170
Here's my suggestion for you.
736
01:01:12,170 --> 01:01:14,050
It's coming up on the holidays.
737
01:01:14,050 --> 01:01:16,310
Wal-Mart's hiring.
738
01:01:16,310 --> 01:01:19,980
I even saw a help wanted sign
at the Kmart that's closing,
739
01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:23,690
okay, so that's at least
now 'til Christmas,
740
01:01:23,690 --> 01:01:24,560
and guess what?
741
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:27,320
I seriously doubt you're
gonna have to go there
742
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,210
late at night for an interview.
743
01:01:29,210 --> 01:01:30,930
It'll probably be during the day.
744
01:01:30,930 --> 01:01:33,520
So try get, why don't you
get a little fucking closer
745
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,343
on my tail, you motherfucker?
746
01:01:36,350 --> 01:01:38,703
Goddammit, I hate drivers around here.
747
01:01:43,410 --> 01:01:44,243
So what happened?
748
01:01:44,243 --> 01:01:46,230
You got bit from behind.
749
01:01:46,230 --> 01:01:47,610
So you just walked in there,
750
01:01:47,610 --> 01:01:49,160
there's nobody in this fucking house,
751
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:50,940
and you're just hanging out there,
752
01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:53,060
and then something bites you from behind.
753
01:01:53,060 --> 01:01:55,080
When you walked in an empty house,
754
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,780
you didn't think that was strange?
755
01:01:58,037 --> 01:01:59,450
- I've been in worse
situations so I didn't think--
756
01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:00,740
- You've been in worse situation,
757
01:02:00,740 --> 01:02:04,430
what kinda fucking
situations do you get into?
758
01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:06,263
I've been in worse situations.
759
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:09,200
I need to meet your fucking parents.
760
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:10,550
No I don't.
761
01:02:10,550 --> 01:02:12,180
After I drop you the fuck off,
762
01:02:12,180 --> 01:02:14,783
I don't need to see you again.
763
01:02:14,783 --> 01:02:16,860
- Probably a good idea.
764
01:02:16,860 --> 01:02:17,790
- Probably a good idea.
765
01:02:17,790 --> 01:02:19,490
Yeah, it's gonna break my fucking heart,
766
01:02:19,490 --> 01:02:21,610
and let me tell you
something, motherfucker.
767
01:02:21,610 --> 01:02:23,460
I got your address.
768
01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:25,880
If you fucking rate me below,
769
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:29,200
I fucking took you away from your death.
770
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,270
I gave you an escape
from your fucking death.
771
01:02:32,270 --> 01:02:34,083
You better rate me five stars.
772
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,393
- After you left me there.
773
01:02:38,550 --> 01:02:41,000
- I left, what do you
mean I left you there?
774
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,530
I fucking dropped you off.
775
01:02:43,530 --> 01:02:44,363
Oh, that's right,
776
01:02:44,363 --> 01:02:46,870
I did throw you outta the
fucking car, didn't I?
777
01:02:46,870 --> 01:02:48,810
- Yeah.
- When we got back.
778
01:02:48,810 --> 01:02:50,343
Yeah, but you stole my van.
779
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,970
- So I guess that makes us even.
780
01:02:53,970 --> 01:02:55,093
- Makes us even.
781
01:02:57,140 --> 01:03:00,370
Fucking, do you know how lucky you are
782
01:03:00,370 --> 01:03:02,490
to have me as a driver?
783
01:03:02,490 --> 01:03:05,270
Because I'm Tom Riley, all right?
784
01:03:05,270 --> 01:03:08,880
No ghost, no fucking vampire, no anything,
785
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:09,980
what the fuck is that?
786
01:03:11,260 --> 01:03:14,410
Anyway, nothing can fucking,
787
01:03:14,410 --> 01:03:17,783
I just seem to outwit 'em all somehow.
788
01:03:19,970 --> 01:03:22,710
You're lucky I was your driver tonight.
789
01:03:22,710 --> 01:03:25,760
If you were that fat fucking prick Mike,
790
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:27,960
who drives around this area,
791
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:29,780
and he picked you the fuck up,
792
01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:30,653
you'd be dead.
793
01:03:31,690 --> 01:03:34,800
Or he might be dead 'cause
he'd make quite a meal.
794
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:35,633
Bet ya that fucker,
795
01:03:35,633 --> 01:03:37,793
what do we have nine pints of blood in us?
796
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,048
I bet ya that fucker's got 10.
797
01:03:41,048 --> 01:03:43,465
- (snickers)
798
01:03:48,350 --> 01:03:50,800
Do you think I should
see a doctor about this?
799
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:51,830
- I don't know fucking know.
800
01:03:51,830 --> 01:03:53,630
See a veterinarian.
- [David] What?
801
01:03:54,980 --> 01:03:55,813
- I don't know.
802
01:03:55,813 --> 01:03:58,700
I don't know what the fucking
treatment is for a vampire.
803
01:03:58,700 --> 01:04:01,260
Is this your fucking house?
- Yeah.
804
01:04:01,260 --> 01:04:02,760
- All right, get the fuck out.
805
01:04:05,590 --> 01:04:06,423
Get out.
806
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,290
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
807
01:04:10,290 --> 01:04:11,802
- Bye.
808
01:04:11,802 --> 01:04:14,219
(door slams)
809
01:04:35,730 --> 01:04:37,113
What a fucking night.
810
01:04:38,010 --> 01:04:41,950
I wish I knew why all these
weird things happen to me.
811
01:04:41,950 --> 01:04:46,950
Why tonight all these strange
people and paranormal things
812
01:04:47,170 --> 01:04:48,860
have been drawn to me.
813
01:04:48,860 --> 01:04:51,000
- [Morgan Freeman] They are
attracted to the amulet.
814
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:56,000
- What? Are you telling me
that because of this amulet,
815
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,850
all these things have been coming to me,
816
01:04:59,850 --> 01:05:02,310
drawn to me, following me?
817
01:05:02,310 --> 01:05:05,050
So if I get rid of this it stops, right?
818
01:05:05,050 --> 01:05:06,290
- [Morgan Freeman] Get rid of it and see.
819
01:05:06,290 --> 01:05:10,510
- All right. It's gone.
820
01:05:10,510 --> 01:05:13,890
Weird stuff over, back to normal.
821
01:05:13,890 --> 01:05:15,413
- [Morgan Freeman] Feels good, doesn't it?
822
01:05:16,836 --> 01:05:17,669
(cellphone chimes)
823
01:05:17,669 --> 01:05:18,502
- What?
824
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:24,343
Well, she is on my way.
825
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,843
All right, I'll pick you up.
826
01:06:18,388 --> 01:06:20,805
Where the hell is this chick?
827
01:06:24,126 --> 01:06:26,293
It's like the middle of nowhere.
828
01:06:30,100 --> 01:06:31,823
Is that someone standing there?
829
01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:34,773
Holy shit.
830
01:06:40,540 --> 01:06:43,933
Hi, I'm Tom Riley, I'm
your DropUOff driver.
831
01:06:44,882 --> 01:06:47,432
I'm sorry, I don't know
how to pronounce your name.
832
01:06:49,590 --> 01:06:51,040
- [Morgan Freeman] Door ajar.
833
01:07:00,410 --> 01:07:01,303
- Lucinda.
834
01:07:02,430 --> 01:07:04,690
- Lucinda, that's a pretty name.
835
01:07:04,690 --> 01:07:06,770
So where am I taking you?
836
01:07:06,770 --> 01:07:09,640
- I live on the outskirts of town.
837
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,233
Just drive.
- Okay.
838
01:07:22,660 --> 01:07:23,910
- [Morgan Freeman] Now,
hold on, hold on now.
839
01:07:23,910 --> 01:07:25,133
- Put your seatbelt on.
840
01:07:30,580 --> 01:07:33,747
- [Morgan Freeman] Whoa, that's right.
841
01:07:35,270 --> 01:07:37,450
- [Tom] So I don't mean
to cross any lines here,
842
01:07:37,450 --> 01:07:39,900
but I got this friend.
843
01:07:39,900 --> 01:07:42,203
He's a big guy, his name's Ben.
844
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,680
He's kinda would dig a chick like you
845
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:47,980
if you'd like to meet him.
846
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:51,863
- [Lucinda] How big?
847
01:07:51,863 --> 01:07:54,780
(heavy rock music)
848
01:08:01,290 --> 01:08:03,940
- Hey, fuckface, you know
why I gave you zero stars
849
01:08:03,940 --> 01:08:05,500
in the DropUOff app?
850
01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:06,890
It's 'cause you fucking left me there,
851
01:08:06,890 --> 01:08:08,750
and I wasn't fucking dead yet,
852
01:08:08,750 --> 01:08:09,860
so fuck you.
853
01:08:09,860 --> 01:08:11,204
Yeah, shut it off.
854
01:08:11,204 --> 01:08:14,121
(heavy rock music)
855
01:08:15,346 --> 01:08:18,623
♪ Take a number and take a seat ♪
856
01:08:18,623 --> 01:08:21,884
♪ Chill out because you're
about to feel the heat ♪
857
01:08:21,884 --> 01:08:25,124
♪ You're pop culture waiting to be made ♪
858
01:08:25,124 --> 01:08:29,541
♪ Now shut and get ready to get paid ♪
859
01:08:42,028 --> 01:08:45,485
♪ You've heard the warnings all the same ♪
860
01:08:45,485 --> 01:08:50,485
♪ But hey just don't do it all in vain ♪
861
01:08:55,154 --> 01:08:58,158
♪ Now what are you gonna do with your ♪
862
01:08:58,158 --> 01:09:02,241
♪ 15 minutes, 15 minutes of fame ♪
863
01:09:15,303 --> 01:09:18,195
♪ Take a number and take a seat ♪
864
01:09:18,195 --> 01:09:21,606
♪ Chill out 'cause you're
about to feel the heat ♪
865
01:09:21,606 --> 01:09:24,805
♪ You're pop culture waiting to be made ♪
866
01:09:24,805 --> 01:09:29,472
♪ Now shut up and get ready to get paid ♪
867
01:09:34,978 --> 01:09:38,570
♪ You've heard the warnings all the same ♪
868
01:09:38,570 --> 01:09:43,570
♪ But hey just don't do it all in vain ♪
869
01:09:48,183 --> 01:09:51,032
♪ Now what are you gonna do with your ♪
870
01:09:51,032 --> 01:09:55,115
♪ 15 minutes, 15 minutes of fame ♪
871
01:10:34,682 --> 01:10:38,145
♪ You've heard the warnings all the same ♪
872
01:10:38,145 --> 01:10:43,145
♪ But hey just don't do it all in vain ♪
873
01:10:47,806 --> 01:10:50,584
♪ Now what are you gonna do with your ♪
874
01:10:50,584 --> 01:10:54,667
♪ 15 minutes, 15 minutes of fame ♪
875
01:11:09,690 --> 01:11:12,013
- [Tom] Good girl, Sable. Where's Archer?
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