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('WELLINGTON PARANORMAL'
THEME MUSIC)
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First up, congratulations
to Donovan and Lopepe.
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They responded to reports
from residents in Hataitai
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who reported hearing gunfire
and responded immediately.
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Kia ora.
Just some kids throwing
marbles at a shed, sir.
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But you didn't know that, and you
still went in without hesitation.
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And we've also got a card
for Constable Parker,
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who responded to a call-out about
kids throwing marbles in Khandallah
and ended up getting shot.
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We've all signed it.
Hope you get better soon, e hoa.
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And lastly, earlier today I noticed
a few personal items of mine went
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missing from the
police kitchen fridge.
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Namely, four jam doughnuts
made for me by my nana.
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She's 92. She doesn't have a lot of
jam doughnuts left in her, yeah.
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My name was clearly written
on the side of the box.
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Maaka written in marker.
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If those doughnuts aren't back in
that fridge by the end of the shift,
I'm docking everybody's pay.
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Yeah? I'm talking your pay.
Your pay. Everybody's pay.
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Even you, Parker.
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OK? All of youse, get out.
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Go on, get.
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But remember to
be careful out there.
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Hey, sorry about
those doughnuts, sir.
Why? Why are you sorry? Huh?
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Did you take them?
No, I'm just sorry someone else did.
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Yeah, well, I'm a detective.
I'll detect if you took them.
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Come with me.
I need to show you something.
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Oh, Donovan and Lopepe
brought him in.
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O'Leary.
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(LAUGHS) If it isn't Kylie Minogue
and his little sister Dannii.
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The name is not Kylie.
It's Kyle, and the E is silent,
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and I don't even look
like her anyway.
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Well, maybe if you
wore gold hotpants.
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Oh!
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Oi, can it. It's not third form.
Yes, sir.
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It's an easy mistake to make, Sarge,
based on Lopepe's height and
his intelligence.
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O'Leary.
(IMITATES GUNSHOTS)
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Hey, guys, incredibly insensitive
to Parker. He just got shot.
Sorry.
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Sorry, Parker.
As you were, Parker.
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All right. Now... (CLEARS THROAT)
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where is this 'weirdo'
you brought in?
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Oh, he's in room three.
We were gonna have a chat with
him before we went on patrol.
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Right, how about now?
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Move, move, move.
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All right, we'll show you two
how it's done. (CHUCKLES)
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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(GROANS)
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Yeah, OK, all right.
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Sheesh, he's gotten worse.
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Who? Him or them.
God, they get on my wick.
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Great dancers, though, eh?
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So, young man, been doing a
bit of graffiti tonight, eh?
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Only a block from the police
station, seems like you've
got more spray paint than
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YELLS: Brains!
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Yeah, exactly.
(GROANS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
(SPEAKER SWITCH CLICKS)
Look...
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Donovan and Lopepe probably think he
was just finishing their sentence,
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but I think that he's a
...a zombie?
See?
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That's why you're in the paranormal
unit. You guys are the best there
is.
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A zombie?
Well, let's not use
the Z word just yet,
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but check it out this is what he
was spray painting before he got
caught.
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READS: Help me turning into a zomb.
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What's a zomb?
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Is it zombie?
He's trying to write zombie.
Oh, right.
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Well, maybe he's got attention
deficit disorder, you know AC/DC
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Well, maybe you're not the best
there is, but you're the best
around here.
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(CHUCKLES) Thanks, Sarge.
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Hey.
(SPEAKER SWITCH CLICKS)
What's going on?
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Let's take him down to the cells.
We're arresting him for assaulting
an officer.
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All right, be careful.
(GROANS)
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Look, guys, the menace of
the walking dead is that
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their curse moves fast, but so
does the Wellington Police Force.
We've got this one locked up,
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but there might be a lot more out
there out there on the dark streets
of Wellingtown.
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I want this under control.
Maybe we could do something
a little bit less scary?
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It's Wellington. It's scary.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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Minogue.
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READS: Help me. Turning into a zomb.
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That word's popping up everywhere,
isn't it?
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No, I think this might be the
original place of the graffiti.
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But it was supposed to
be 'zombie', remember?
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He didn't get tired;
he just turned into a
That's right.
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...zombie.
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(SIGHS)
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Told you to get that bite looked at.
(GROANS)
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You keep acting tough. Are you
intimidated by those other cops?
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(PANTS) Yeah, it's true.
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Minogue... Minogue just
makes me feel uncomfortable.
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He's got those beady little eyes
looks right into your soul.
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So what are the traits of a zombie?
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Well, you know, I guess they kind of
look a bit empty inside, perhaps.
Mm-hm.
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(GROANS)
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You know, sometimes they have their
arms a little bit different.
Yep.
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(GROANS)
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So, I think we'll just keep an eye
out for all that kind of stuff.
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Mason.
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Mason.
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Talk to me.
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What about her
over there, black T-shirt.
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She a zombie?
No, I think she's just a lesbian.
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You always seem to be able
to pick them, O'Leary.
Well, I don't know.
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I can never tell.
I know that.
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Just don't think we're gonna
find any zombs today.
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Dono.
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Donovan.
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Talk to me.
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Donovan.
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(GROWLS)
(YELLS)
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Shit.
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(GROANS)
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So, we've responded to a
possible infection outbreak.
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Victims tend to become agitated,
violent and extremely hungry.
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We anticipate that the
public will be freaking out
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once they hear about all these
zombies going around eating
everybody's brains.
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(UNSETTLING MUSIC)
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WHISPERS: Brains.
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(GRUNTS)
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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(COUGHS)
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Oh, brains.
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Zombies, zombies,
zombie, zombie, zombie.
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No, I
Comms: Minogue, O'Leary, I've lost
contact with Donovan and Lopepe.
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I've got some questions for them
about the... (COUGHS, LOWERS VOICE)
zombie.
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You've seen them?
That's a negative.
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You've gotta do it on this.
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That's a negative, Sarge.
We'll keep an eye out, though. Over.
Comms: Copy that.
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Strange. Mm.
Maybe their radio's bung.
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(BOTH GRUNT, GROWL)
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(GRUNTS)
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(BLEEP)
(CAR HORN HONKS)
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(GROANS)
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You know, I reckon those two
are scared of us. I think they
actually find us threatening.
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I think it's cos we're
taller than them. We are.
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(DISTORTED GROANING ON COMMS)
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Donovan, Lopepe, is that you?
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We want to eat your brains.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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They better not be in my
lunch in the fridge again.
Ha-ha, very funny (!)
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I think they're starting
to become... kind of funny.
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(GROANS)
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BOTH: Brains.
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What, do you wanna eat some
or grow some? (LAUGHS)
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Classic, O'Leary.
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You thought they were joking?
Well, Sarge, you know
what they're like.
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I mean, they were talking about,
like, eating brains. I mean, that's
hardly a sensible thing to say.
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Didn't make any sense at all.
To be honest it seemed like
wasting police time.
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Smart-arses.
If it was a joke,
I'd still want them found,
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and I'd be kicking them up the arse.
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Mind if I have a turn as well,
Sarge? I mean, I'd have a kick.
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No, I'm the only one in this
department who has a degree
in arse-kicking, all right?
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I've got arse-kicking university.
I'll kick your arse.
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I'll kick your arse, and if I
stuff
this up, I'll kick my own arse.
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That's not an easy thing to do.
Any idea where they might've gone?
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It's believed that the afflicted
unconsciously go through the
motions of their previous lives.
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I happen to know a lot
about the walking dead.
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How?
From watching The Walking Dead.
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Look, I want you to find them, but
I want you to be careful. Look, I...
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(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC)
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I can afford to lose...
two cops in my squad, but not
...but not us, eh, Sarge?
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...but not four.
Oh.
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Maybe three.
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Where would zombies living
their lives as cops go?
Well, we're cops.
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Yeah, true.
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So let's think
I mean, where would we go?
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Where would we go?
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Can I take your order, please?
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Brains.
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That's not a menu item, sorry.
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You might like burger combos.
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(BOTH GROAN)
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(GROANS)
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Would you like to upsize
those to larges?
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(BOTH GROAN)
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K, that's two regular burger combos.
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Drive through to the
next window, please.
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Hi there, guys.
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- Had a good night?
- (BOTH GROAN)
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Here's your burger combos.
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(SCREAMS)
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(BLEEP)
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(BLEEP) Get off me! (BLEEP) Get off!
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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(BLEEP)
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Hey!
Evening, miss.
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Seen anything unusual tonight?
Yeah, two officers just grabbed
a bite of my arm.
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OK, which way did they go, love?
That way. It's a drive-through.
Thank you.
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Oi, my arm!
Hey, back it up.
She's gonna turn into a zombie.
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Come back!
Reversing.
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Why am I handcuffed?
I've done nothing wrong.
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This is police futility.
It's for your own safety.
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It's pronounced police 'brutality'.
It's brutality.
So you admit it?
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She doesn't seem like a zombie.
Maybe it takes a while to become,
like, a full zombie.
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Ah, like a butterfly... Yeah.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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Zombie cops.
(BEEPING)
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Parker!
Hi, sir.
This is my secret office, Parker.
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You're not supposed
to know about it.
I know, sir. I know, sir.
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Listen, there's been a little bit
of an incident down in the cells.
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You know that business guy that we
got in? He's got kind of bitey,
I guess you could say.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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Why did you put those other
prisoners in there with him?
We were overcrowded, sir,
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and he didn't look dangerous may
just a little bit jaundiced,
I guess.
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But then he started biting
the other two and... Sir...
Hm.
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...are they zombies?
No, no, Parker, they're not.
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Are you sure?
Yes, just don't put any more
prisoners in there, all right?
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Sorry, can I get you guys anything?
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ALL: Brains.
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I think they said 'brains', sir.
No, I think they said 'grains'.
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Sorry, guys, we've got a couple
of muesli bars. Would that be OK?
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(GASPS)
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OK.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yes.
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They're not here, though.
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Keep driving. They'll be
around here somewhere.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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Hey, that looks like a crash.
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Look, activate the flashy lights.
Activating flashy lights.
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Two police cops (BLEEP)
bit me at that checkpoint.
How are you feeling, sir?
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Hungry.
For brains?
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Brains! Brains!
I think Look, you're
probably in shock.
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You need to sit down.
Just calm down.
Brains!
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OK, he's lost a lot of blood.
OK, sit down Stay.
Brains!
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Yeah, you just need to stay in
the seat. Leave him, please.
No touching, mate.
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I don't want to have
to use this, OK?
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(BOTH GROAN, GRUNT)
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Quiet in the back, you kids. Quiet.
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Hey, they've gone quiet.
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Millennial zombies.
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(CAMERA SHUTTER SOUND EFFECT)
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Comms, this is car four. Any word
from Lopepe and Donovan? Over.
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Comms: That's a negative, car four.
Still nothing from them. Over.
230
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They're probably chomping on a
brain sandwich somewhere, eh?
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(BOTH GROAN)
Brains?
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Sucking on a brain smoothie, or
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Brains!
...throwing back
some raw brain sushi.
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Look, enough about brains everyone.
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Back. Sit back.
(BOTH PANT)
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(GRUNTS)
Sit back, please.
237
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Don't make us pull
this car over, mate.
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This must be what it's like
having bloody kids.
239
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They like flesh, OK. Where would
they have access to human flesh?
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(BOTH GRUNT, LAUGH)
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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHS)
242
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:30,120
Ah, yeah, so a couple of
our officers have been bitten,
and infected with a strange,
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cannibal-type virus.
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In layperson's terms they are
Don't say zombie.
...they are really unwell,
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and it's up to us to make sure that
anyone affected gets the treatment
they need.
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And And
What is the treatment?
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Uh, we've got a solid strategy
in place
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to ensure we retrieve those
officers, and we'll go from there.
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So, phase one
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Constables Minogue and O'Leary will
antagonise the zomb the officers,
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and extract them from
the public... (WHISTLES),
252
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and lead them down this
alleyway here. (WHISTLES)
253
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Maybe because we got all of this
space, you could make it a bit
bigger.
254
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:11,640
Well, it's for economy's sake,
because this is a dire situation,
255
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I thought I would just
use this corner.
256
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It's pretty big to me,
cos I'm over here.
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Yeah, phase two I will act as a
innocent victim. Constable Parker
will act as my assailant,
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or in this case the 'bait'.
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Me?
They will chase Parker. (WHISTLES)
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So, I'm, like, jailbait?
Well, in the sense that they
will be put in jail yes, Parker.
261
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So, Parker will lead them
down towards my car.
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This is my car here.
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Phase three Constables Minogue a
O'Leary will be on hand to lock them
in... (WHISTLES)
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and take over, just in case Parker
doesn't survive, or he has turned
into a (LOWERS VOICE) zombie.
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What's that?
What do you mean 'survive'.
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Well, there's a possible chance,
Parker, that you will not make it
out.
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So, ideally, we all survive,
but there is a chance that...
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...you won't.
I won't.
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It shouldn't come to that, Parker.
Shouldn't come It shouldn't come
to that.
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OK, right, let's do this plan.
Let's get to work.
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(GRUNTS)
LOPEPE: Nothing to see here!
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O'Leary, visual confirmation.
273
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,320
Hey, Donovan, Lopepe!
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(BOTH GRUNT)
275
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Right, Parker, go, go, go, go, go!
276
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Help, help!
277
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I'm gonna get you, you bugger!
278
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You fool.
Requesting back up.
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00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,760
There's a crime in progress.
He stole!
280
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,080
Officers, help, help.
I'm being mugged by this assailant.
281
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,600
He's got a couple of my personal
items, including my wallet
and my cell phone.
282
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,560
You deserve a beating,
you big, brown bugger.
283
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,280
What? Racial really?
284
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,240
I'm being assaulted by
this Caucasian male.
285
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,640
Look, I'm moving really slowly.
Just Go, go, go.
286
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,280
Arrest this man!
OK, this way!
287
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,440
Not me, him!
288
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:03,560
Not me, him!
289
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,720
Ah, typical!
290
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,280
Blame the Maori guy, eh?
291
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,920
Abort. Abort.
292
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,200
Phase two has failed.
Phase two has failed.
293
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,960
Lead them towards the car, Sarge.
Towards the car, Sarge.
Oh, that's right.
294
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,120
The car, Sarge.
295
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,440
Racist zombies! Racist zombies!
296
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,320
OK, I'm gonna lure them inside here,
and then jump out the other side.
297
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,680
You guys lock them in, and then
drive them to the station, OK?
Got it, Sarge.
298
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,720
Come on.
299
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,440
Come on, Donovan and Lopepe.
300
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,880
You want some of the Sarge,
come and get it.
301
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,040
Come on, boy.
302
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,600
(ACTION MUSIC)
303
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:53,480
Guys, guys, it's locked.
It's a huge oversight on my part.
304
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,760
Prepare phase four.
305
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,120
Oh my God, I've dropped
my keys on the ground.
306
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,280
They're gonna eat me.
307
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,600
They're gonna turn me into a zombie.
308
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,760
Break the glass, Sarge!
Break the glass!
309
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:10,200
Everybody, get out! Get out of the
car! Listen, get out of there!
310
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,600
It's too late.
311
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,320
They ate Sarge.
312
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,600
(GROANS)
313
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,400
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
314
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,760
Oh my God, he's one of them.
315
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,720
He's been zombified.
316
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,120
Nah, it's just jam.
317
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,640
Don't worry, I found my doughnuts.
318
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,800
They were underneath the seat.
319
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,280
These two just stopped attacking me.
320
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,440
Donovan, Lopepe turn 360 degrees.
321
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,520
They're responding to radio orders.
322
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:54,600
Donovan and Lopepe,
put your hands up. Over.
323
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,960
Awesome.
324
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,640
They're radio-controlled.
325
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,800
(BOTH GRUNT)
326
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,360
(LAUGHS)
327
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,520
Do the dab.
328
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,080
Do the running man.
329
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,600
Oh, yep.
330
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,320
Do the sprinkler.
331
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,040
That's a good sprinkler.
332
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,200
(FUN MUSIC)
333
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,920
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
334
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,080
Oh.
335
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,040
Re-enact the boat scene
from the Titanic.
336
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,600
('TITANIC' MUSIC)
337
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,040
(GRUNTS) Jack, I'm flying.
338
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,080
(GROANS)
339
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,920
Let's all look like zombies.
340
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,080
Let's all look surprised!
341
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,720
(ALL SCREAM)
342
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,000
Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze!
343
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:52,960
Freeze!
344
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,320
OK, handcuff each other and escort
each other to the police station.
345
00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:01,040
The undead persons that we brought
into the station are now being
processed by the courts.
346
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:05,480
So they're no longer our problem.
That's right, and as for the
infected officers,
347
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,400
they've obviously been given desk
jobs, so they're still dealing
with the public,
348
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,160
but it's from a safe distance.
349
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:15,080
No, you were speeding, so you have
to pay that ticket. (GRUNTS)
350
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:19,760
No, you've got a ticket.
You just have to pay the fine, yeah.
351
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,960
Yeah, it's, uh It's It's
352
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,880
(GROANS) $250.
353
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,040
It's obviously a bit
noisier in the office,
354
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,840
but I mean I think, actually, to b
honest, they seem like a better pair
now.
355
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:33,400
I think they really, they really
do a good job on the desk.
They're really great, aren't they?
356
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,720
That's important to have officers
that can do that job.
357
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:39,960
I mean, all in all,
we managed to contain the outbreak,
358
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,080
so society's not going to
break down just yet.
359
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,800
Good result for the Paranormal Unit.
360
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,760
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