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All right, mate, focus on the end
of my pen for a second, would you?
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Ah, no touching. Just look at it.
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What are we doing?
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What we have here is a young man
doing pizza deliveries in the area.
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He called us to report an attack
on Kurimarama Street.
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His scooter's been damaged
and his pizzas have been stolen.
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Um, we're having a bit of trouble
getting the exact details from
the victim.
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I can do about seven minutes
of kung fu. Yep.
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It was trippy, man.
Yeah, I know it was trippy, mate.
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You've said it was trippy 23 times.
Oh!
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So, who should we be on the lookout
for, sir? You know, we need some
characteristics, so height...
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Yeah, this thing was massive
...what was he wearing
It was, like, huge!
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Far, bro.
Massive. So, large?
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Yep, so that's...
(Writes) 'Far.'
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So, it's a large build?
Yeah, large
Was that last one? 'Bro'?
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Yeah, it was barking
and growling heaps,
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and then it took the pizzas,
and then he came up to me,
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and he was like (Growls),
and then it gapped it.
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Sir, was this a dog?
Uh, yeah.
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Hey, mate, do we look like
Animal Control to you?
(Mumbles)
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Scratch marks through here.
Destroyed the chassis.
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Meatlover's pizza's completely gone.
Oh, man.
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That comes out of my pay.
Vegetarian's untouched, though.
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Sir, sir... Can you think of anything
you could tell us about this dog
which would help us to identify it?
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Oh, yeah... The dog...
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he was wearing jeans.
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Jeans?
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Oh yeah, that dog problem's
only getting worse. Mm.
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Do you know, I've lost eight kitties
to that house down there over
the past year.
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Is that number 92?
Yes.
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That bloody place.
DOG GROWLS
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You know, I used to be a cat lady,
but now I'm just...
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I'm just a lady.
DOG BARKS
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We've had reports about
this property behind us.
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Sounds like they've got some
pretty serious animal control...
What now?
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Are you lot here to hassle me again?
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Evening.
G'day, mate. How are you?
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Don't you go blaming my dogs, mate.
These are the only two left.
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Three of them are missing already.
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So you're telling us you've had pets
go missing from your property?
Yeah.
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I had one stolen
from my van last night.
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Could we just have a
wee look at the van? Yeah.
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HAUNTING MUSIC
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Yeah, you're not gonna be able
to drive this for a while, mate.
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Uh, yeah, it looks like your dog's
been extracted from the outside.
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Look, someone found a dog
skeleton in the graveyard.
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I'm afraid it might be my Britney.
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SOMBRE MUSIC
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(Sobs)
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Sir? Sir...
I don't want any drama.
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OK. Beyonce and Rihanna,
they're scared enough as it is.
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That's why they're always barking
cos they're scared.
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OMINOUS MUSIC
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I'm not hearing any barking.
They're not... They don't seem
to be barking any more.
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ACTION MUSIC
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Ri-Ri? Be-Be?
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Ri-Ri?
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Be-Be?
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Come here.
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Ri-Ri! (Whistles)
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So in summary, we've established
that both Ri-Ri and Be-Be have
been abducted from the premises.
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So we're now on the lookout
for a large dog.
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Um, it's probably very hungry.
Mm-hm, and cold
only wearing jeans.
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And cold. It's obviously
very aggressive.
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It's been terrorising people
and pets in the neighbourhood.
Mm.
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Um, so we wanna get on to that
and track it down as soon we can.
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Get it off the streets
as soon as possible.
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What if this dog thing's paranormal?
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What, like a ghost dog?
Well, he's supposed to
be pretty big.
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Yeah, but have you seen how
big dogs get these days?
What are we talking?
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(LAUGHS) Look at him. He's huge.
Yeah, but maybe the woman's
just really little.
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That's hilarious.
All he needs is a little hat.
(Laughs) Yeah.
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OMINOUS MUSIC
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Oh, that one's Photoshopped.
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Definitely Photoshopped.
That annoys me.
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FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
Go back to that other one there
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with the little one riding on the
big one's back. Now, you see there?
Mm.
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The little paws look
like little hands.
Hang on, I'll...
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That's just a normal dog.
Hey, I've got a sausage roll
in my pocket.
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I got it from the lunch room.
Do you wanna go halves?
Is it in a serviette?
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OTHER-WORLDLY GROWL
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I can hold the Taser
if it's getting heavy.
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It's my week with
the Taser, Minogue.
I know, I know.
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But just if it's gonna help
you out, cos it looks like
it's getting heavy.
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Minogue, what is it about the
system of "one week with the Taser,
one week without the Taser"
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that you don't understand?
No, I'm all for the system.
We came up with the system together.
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But it looks like the Taser's
pointing at the ground a little bit,
like you're getting tired.
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It's my week with the Taser,
Minogue, OK?
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You're driving. You drove, OK?
So I've got the Taser.
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Look, it's really simple.
CREATURE HOWLS
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Did you hear that?
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What, that really loud
howling noise?
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Yep, what do you think it was?
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Was it a ruru?
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I don't think it was
a native bird, Minogue.
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Just being hopeful.
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Look, it sounded more... canine.
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You know, like, dog-like.
Yeah.
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I was thinking it was kind of...
lupine, you know?
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Like, wolf-like.
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Did you just Google that word?
What?
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Yeah, I did.
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Look, we don't have
wolves in New Zealand.
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Yeah, but what if it
was a werewolf, O'Leary?
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Doubt it was a werewolf.
Hm.
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(Screams)
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It's a werewolf!
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It's definitely a werewolf!
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TENSE MUSIC
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There it is!
CREATURE GROWLS
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Hey!
CREATURE GROWLS
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Ready Taser. Ready Taser.
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Readying Taser. Taser ready.
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It went this way.
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Should we call for back-up?
They could bring the other Taser.
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Ma'am, ma'am, are you okay?
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Oh, shit.
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You didn't happen to see a huge
creature pass by here, did you?
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Minogue, she's obviously
been attacked by it.
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Good point.
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She's on the ground.
She's got scratches on her leg.
I'll make a note.
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Minogue, help me help her up.
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Oh, yep, sorry. Sorry.
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One, two, three upsy-daisy.
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What the hell?
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What happened?
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I don't know, officer.
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No idea, mate.
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Uh, Comms, we're bringing in
a young woman who's been attacked.
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No medical's required, but we'd
like to get a statement. Over.
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COMMS: What's the nature of
the attack? Beat 4, please.
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We have reason to believe that
the perpetrator is a were
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warehouse worker.
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COMMS: Uh, did you say
a warehouse worker?
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Uh, no, I think he just We're
still determining the nature of
the attacker.
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We're just going through
a couple of options now,
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but we'll have more information
as it comes to hand.
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COMMS: But they may have
worked at the warehouse?
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There's my ex's house.
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He was meant to call me up tonight,
but he didn't, the bastard.
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Unbelievable.
Classic.
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I would never do that
in a relationship.
Oh, you reckon (!)
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I'm always I'm very trustworthy.
(SCOFFS) That's what
they all reckon.
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And, uh, all of my ex-girlfriends
have had nothing but nice things
to say about me.
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DRAMATIC MUSIC
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Push that button,
the light comes on.
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Yeah, but you need to turn that
beep off. It's always beeping.
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OK, guys, calm down.
It's not an AC/DC concert.
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(Sighs) Sorry I'm late.
I had to rush in unexpectedly.
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Uh, is that why you've got your
pyjama shirt on instead of your
normal shirt, sir?
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Correct, O'Leary.
Great detective work.
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ALL APPLAUD
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OK, first some good
news to start off with
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Donovan and Lopepe stopped two armed
robbers at the BP service station
the other night great job.
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(Clears throat)
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ALL APPLAUD
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And the picture that the department
put up of the kitten in the
police hat got 743 likes.
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Yeah.
ALL APPLAUD
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It's got us a lot of attention.
Mostly positive.
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All right, let's be careful
out there, guys.
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It's a full moon tonight.
Gonna be a lot of crazies.
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All right, dismissed.
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Sarge, can we have a word, please?
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Yeah, what is it, guys?
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DRAMATIC MUSIC
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We've got another paranormal case.
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Not another haunted sock, is it?
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I don't know how that mouse
got into my sock, sir.
It was a weird one-off.
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No, look, we believe we've got a
woman who has survived an attack
from a werewolf.
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Nah Shh! You can't use that
word outside of the secret office.
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OK.
Right.
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Where is she?
She's in the interrogation room,
Sarge.
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After you. Lead the way.
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The last thing I remember
I was having a whisky
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and these were jeans.
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Yeah, but those are awesome now,
aren't they? They're better than
they would have been as jeans.
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Yeah, as much as I want to believe,
I just don't think the nature of her
injuries came from a lycanthrope.
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Do you reckon a guy could get away
with wearing something like that?
What?
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Sarge, what about the
scratches all over her?
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They don't match the scratches
of a motorcycle.
Those are twig scratches.
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Anyway, tonight, did you
happen to see a huge creature?
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Possibly lupine in nature.
Eh? I don't know.
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I was wasted, man.
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Hang on a minute...
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I sort of remember seeing
these, like,...
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Sort of, these, like, huge claws
in front of my face.
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See? Claws. Plus we saw a werewolf.
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You saw one for real?
We saw its eyes.
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Oh, eyes. Are there large
dogs in the area? Or are there
other things with eyes?
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Yeah, but, look, the pizza-delivery
guy remembered seeing a dog wearing
jeans.
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Is that right? Right, need to
show you something. Both of you.
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Take a seat, eh.
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Don't go anywhere.
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(Laughs) Little police humour,
there.
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Check this out.
This pug here stone-washed jeans
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This bulldog skinny jeans.
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And this chihuahua also jeans,
and Chuck Taylors.
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See, point is,
sometimes dogs wear jeans.
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What do you Google to get those?
Oh, I follow DogsinJeans
and DressedUpPups.
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They're both Tumblr accounts.
Oh.
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Just something I do to relieve
the stress of the job.
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Now, check this out.
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This is a pug in a full tuxedo, eh.
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What a charmer! What's he up to?
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Is he at the premier of
his own movie, is he?
(Laughs)
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Anyway, take this woman home.
I'm afraid this one's another
haunted sock.
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We did see a werewolf,
though, didn't we, O'Leary?
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I don't know what we saw.
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Pretty sure I do a werewolf.
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Yeah, well, look, you might
actually be right, you know.
(Laughs)
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Are you all right back there?
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Yeah, it's just that this
is actually kind of cool,
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and if my ex sees me in a cop car,
he'll think I'm crazy,
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and guys find that hot.
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Is that true, Minogue?
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Uh, not sure if it's
universal, but, um, yep.
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COMMS: Hey, guys, it's Sergeant
Maaka. What's your location? Over.
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Yeah, we just reached the main
highway, Sarge. We're just taking
this young woman back home.
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Oh no.
What?
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Uh, what's that, Minogue?
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Uh, he said "what". Over.
222
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Yeah, and I said, "What? Over."
So, what was that? Over.
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He said "what" cos he couldn't
hear you properly, what. Over.
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What? Over.
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Yep.
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00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:04,920
OK, uh, OK.
227
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,200
I've been doing a bit of detective
work on that woman you brought in.
228
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,080
When I went into the interrogation
room after you guys left,
229
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:15,200
I noticed there was
a distinct dog-owner smell.
230
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,960
You know, that smell that
dog-owners have, right?
231
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,200
Yeah, yeah!
232
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,760
Sheena, do you own a dog?
Nah.
233
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:27,640
Well, then I remembered that you
said there was a dog seen in the
area wearing jeans.
234
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,600
Well, that woman you brought in
said she was wearing jeans when
she went out,
235
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,440
but then when she woke up
she was wearing jean-shorts.
236
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:36,200
Do you reckon a guy could get away
with wearing something like that?
What?
237
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,680
I also remembered she said she saw
claws in front of her face.
238
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,920
Claws in front of my face.
239
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:46,160
Why would there be claws in front
of her if she was running away?
240
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,160
She wasn't being
chased by a werewolf.
241
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,320
She is a werewolf.
242
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,400
She doesn't look like
a werewolf, Sarge.
243
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,840
Well, that's because the moon
is being obscured by cloud cover
right now.
244
00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,880
That's why a lot of werewolves live
in Wellington it's always cloudy
245
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,680
Are we safe, Sarge?
(Growls)
246
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:03,960
Uh, hold on.
247
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,760
I'm just looking at the cloud cover
on my weather app right now,
248
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,440
and you're good to go
for another two minutes.
249
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,640
Two minutes!
250
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,160
I don't feel so good.
251
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,320
Oh, man.
252
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,720
OK, find a safe spot to pull over.
253
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:21,960
Restrain the subject.
She will become extremely murderous.
254
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,600
Oh, and remain calm. Over.
255
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,560
OTHER-WORLDLY GROWL
256
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,600
Oh no!
SIREN WAILS
257
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,040
What are we gonna do? Drive.
I am driving.
258
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,240
Well, drive faster.
Well, she's in the back seat.
She's going the same speed as us.
259
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,560
I'll drive.
No, you're not driving.
No way am I letting you drive.
260
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:42,320
Let me drive!
You don't get to drive. Drive or
the Taser, one or the other.
261
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,520
Not both!
262
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,680
(Screams) Pull over. Pull over!
263
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,760
I can't. We're on an overpass.
264
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,000
So, we just escaped our police car.
265
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,640
Turns out the woman turned
out to be the werewolf.
266
00:13:55,880 --> 00:14:01,040
Don't just assume because it's
a werewolf that it's a man, cos
that's not always the case, is it?
267
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,680
It's like with a doctor
sometimes it's a man.
268
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,160
Sometimes not.
269
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:10,960
Anyway, looks like we've got some
temporary cloud cover, so she
should be in human form.
270
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,120
Sheena!
271
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,600
Sheena!
272
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:14,880
Sheena!
273
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,360
Sheena!
274
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,520
Sheena, come here.
275
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,960
Sheena.
276
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,560
O'Leary.
What?
277
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,360
Look moon.
278
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,040
(Howls)
279
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,240
That's not good.
280
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,160
(Growls)
281
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,640
Get away, Sheena!
282
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,360
Sheena. (Whistles)
283
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,640
Sheena, come here.
284
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,080
There she is.
Sheena.
Sheena!
285
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,720
What the hell?
286
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,400
What the (GROWLS)
287
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,560
God.
No, no, no, no, no.
288
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,640
(Whistles)
Sheena, come here.
289
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,280
There she is.
Sheena! Sheena!
290
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,440
Oh no.
(GROWLS)
291
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,800
Just, um, hiding in some bushes.
292
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,800
That's correct. Waiting.
293
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:01,240
The, uh, wolf-woman... The
woman-wolf... The, uh, were-woman...
294
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:04,800
Just say person-wolf.
The person-wolf is looking
very, very hungry.
295
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000
(Growls)
296
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,880
You're too slow! Get behind me.
297
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,120
Just reassessing our overall plan.
298
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,360
No, no, no, not this way.
Out, out, out.
299
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,080
Another change of plan.
300
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,760
Should we climb a tree?
301
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,960
Do werewolves climb trees?
302
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,000
This is never gonna work.
OK.
303
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,920
They're not gonna not eat you
just cos you got a camera.
You're going down first.
304
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:28,400
I can push you. Here, here.
You guys have gotta go somewhere
else. There's only room for two.
305
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,760
That's not gonna work.
Look, there's too many of us.
You've gotta go that way. Split up.
306
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,040
You guys are making it worse.
You go that way, we'll go this way.
Go, go, go.
307
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,160
Sheena.
308
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,560
Do you think she'll eat me
or the sausage roll, O'Leary?
309
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,840
Yeah, probably.
What?
310
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,040
Well, a sausage roll's not
gonna satisfy a big werewolf.
311
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:55,240
She'll eat you and then
snack on the sausage roll.
312
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,920
O'Leary...
Yep.
313
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,680
You're a great partner.
314
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,440
Thanks, Minogue, but let's not
do this now, cos we've gotta
catch this werewolf.
315
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,640
Werewolf?
Huh? Where?
316
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,440
Minogue, Sheena is the werewolf.
317
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,600
Oh.
What the hell?
318
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,680
Brought you that.
319
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,920
Sausie roll?
320
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,080
Yum.
Oh, shot, officer.
321
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,040
Solid as a rock, mate.
Solid as a rock.
322
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,200
How's the clouds?
323
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:30,720
We believe that earlier on tonight
you transformed into a werewolf,
and you ran through your back door.
324
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,120
How do you know that?
Just the hole in the back door.
325
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,360
Oh, you know what? I've had
a (BLEEP) gut's-full, man.
No, you just need to sit down.
326
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,040
What did you bloody learn
in cops college, mate?
327
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,000
We learnt about helping people with
home invasions. We learnt about
drink-driving
328
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,920
Oink! Oink!
Can you stop, please?
Refrain from oinking at me.
329
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,440
Have a seat.
330
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,520
You sit down!
I don't No, I have
chosen to stand up.
331
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,440
You sit down. You're in my house.
No, I'm not.
332
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,000
I'm sitting down.
I'll sit down if you sit down, OK?
How about that?
333
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,920
Shall we both sit down?
I'll sit down when I want
to sit down.
334
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,440
OK, well, how about when I sit down?
Is that a good time to sit down?
I'll sit down with you.
335
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,000
Let's sit down, OK? Sit down.
336
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,160
Good.
Yeah, that's right.
337
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,320
Anyway, yeah, what we're trying to
explain is we believe that you've
been in contact with a werewolf
338
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,760
at some point.
I don't believe it.
339
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,840
Well, look, I mean, we didn't
actually believe in werewolves
until tonight ourselves.
340
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,320
No, I believe in werewolves.
Hell, yeah.
341
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,760
Dion's a werewolf.
342
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,360
Who's Dion?
My ex.
343
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,680
OK.
Your ex is a... Your ex
is a werewolf?
344
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,800
Hell, yeah, he's a
big-time werewolf.
345
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,800
That's why I had to break up with
him. He's just so changeable,
you know.
346
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,600
Nice guy, and then he just
changes into this huge werewolf.
347
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,920
OK, and you didn't think to tell us
this, maybe, a bit earlier on?
348
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,880
We've been talking about
your ex all night.
349
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:44,640
Though, in fairness, we didn't
specifically ask her if her
ex-boyfriend was a werewolf, so...
350
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,760
I'm gonna kill Dion
for doing this to me.
351
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,800
Straight up.
Certainly, I wouldn't
say it straight up to me.
352
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,080
I wouldn't say it at all, in fact,
cos I'm a police officer.
Just think it.
353
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,680
I'm gonna murder that asshole.
Anyway, look, you're already in
a little bit of trouble, right now.
354
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,760
Let's go and (BLEEP)
the patriarchy up.
355
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,920
Sheena, just wait
Dion!
356
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,040
Dion, you (BLEEP).
357
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:04,280
I'm on the Taser!
Can't lose another one
of these, O'Leary.
358
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,040
Calm down, Miss.
Uh, we're just getting dragged
along the street by a werewolf.
359
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:10,880
Dion, you bastard!
This is pretty unfair. I mean,
I can understand why you're upset.
360
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,640
I would be.
Men. Am I right? Why do we bother?
361
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,920
Oh, I'm more of a cat-person.
She loves hanging out with cats.
362
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,040
No, Minogue.
363
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,000
Now I've got another (BLEEP)
hassle to deal with once a month.
364
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,720
(BLEEP)
365
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,560
Dion! (GROWLS)
366
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:31,080
Sheena, there's probably a better
time to talk about this with your
ex-partner.
367
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,560
Oh, here's drama!
368
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,320
What the hell
have you given me?
369
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,480
Calm down.
370
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,440
What's with the security guards
and the camera?
371
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,240
You know it's a full moon tonight,
and I've got my... thing.
372
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,960
What, you mean the werewolf thing?
373
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,600
Shush, Sheena!
Don't you shush me, Dion.
374
00:18:55,840 --> 00:19:00,320
You're a selfish prick. You said
that we were doing safe sex.
Well, look at me!
375
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,480
Yeah?
How safe is this?
Yeah, you look great.
376
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:07,000
I can't get my eyebrows waxed, cos
my whole effing face is an eyebrow.
377
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,800
Yeah, well, I thought
the bushy look was in now.
378
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:14,920
How am I supposed to go down to
Queensgate and get myself a Wendy's
looking like this?
379
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,560
Who's gonna serve me, Dion?
Oh, it's just a once-a-month
thing, babe.
380
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,720
This is worse than the time
you gave me pubic lice!
381
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,840
He gave me pubic nits, man.
All over my (BLEEP).
Hey!
382
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,200
Don't you think that if I had pubic
lice, I'd have it all over me?
383
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:31,840
Well, it's not like I've been out
and about (BLEEP) any other
(BLEEP) werewolves.
384
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,560
What about... Shaun?
385
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,200
Shaun?
He's real hairy, isn't he?
He's just a guy with a ponytail.
386
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,320
Did you kiss him?
No.
387
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,880
I saw you at Wendy's!
Yeah, well, maybe I went to
(BLEEP) Wendy's with him
388
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,080
but I never pashed him, ever!
Did you lick the same ice-cream?
389
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,840
Yes, we did, but I have no regrets!
(GROWLS)
390
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,640
Taser situation. Taser situation.
I can't Taser them. It says
Oh, my God.
391
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,120
Oh no, look...
We better give them a minute.
392
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,280
(Both growl lustfully)
393
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,240
OBJECTS CLATTER
394
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,320
OBJECTS CLATTER, GLASS SMASHES
395
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:11,640
We're here at Kurimarama Street
attending a domestic dispute between
a former couple
396
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,560
who are now werewolves.
GROWLS
397
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,040
This is a new kind of case for us,
so procedure is a little uncertain,
398
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:22,680
but we'll definitely look at
getting these two microchipped.
INDISTINCT YELLING
399
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,920
Or, um, if they continue to
cause trouble... neutered. Mm.
400
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,640
Maybe we should go in
and break it up.
401
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,000
SHOUTS AND GROWLS
402
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,840
We could wait till morning.
Yeah, we could leave it till
the morning.
403
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,120
I mean, this is a personal issue,
so maybe best if we just leave it
till the morning.
404
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,920
Give them a bit of time
to calm down.
405
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:47,000
Plus, O'Leary, you're a cat person,
so no point stirring the pot...
Minogue, no.
406
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,520
Earlier on, you were saying
you're a cat person.
Just no.
407
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,680
Um, but, yeah,
safer communities together.
408
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:55,480
It's obviously... It's not safe in
there at the moment, but out here
it's feeling pretty good.
409
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,680
Job well done.
We're happy.
410
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,400
And there you go.
411
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,480
There you go.
412
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,360
You make a fine police officer.
413
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,920
Welcome to the
New Zealand Police Force.
414
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:33,000
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