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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,351 --> 00:00:09,350 FIXES-SYNC by VaVooM 2 00:00:10,351 --> 00:00:11,743 Dinner? 3 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:13,489 Can we make it dessert instead, Dad? 4 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:14,790 I'm meeting Garth for a book-reading, 5 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:16,080 and I'm already late! 6 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:17,760 How about some Christmas cookies? 7 00:00:17,784 --> 00:00:18,861 Okay, sounds perfect. 8 00:00:18,885 --> 00:00:20,062 I'll swing by as soon as I'm done. 9 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:20,852 I've got to go. I'm here. 10 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,587 Love you. 11 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,426 Sorry. 12 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:34,232 Hey, Garth. 13 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:35,132 Thank you. 14 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:36,168 Kim? 15 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:37,969 Sorry I'm late. 16 00:00:38,004 --> 00:00:40,938 I didn't think you'd still come to the book reading. 17 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:42,406 Why wouldn't I? 18 00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:44,642 After what I left for you... 19 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:45,977 the envelope? 20 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,480 Your chapter pages for your new manuscript? 21 00:00:49,515 --> 00:00:50,748 I'm so sorry. 22 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:52,350 I had a crazy day at work. 23 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:56,198 Kim, don't read it here. 24 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:58,422 Solid opening sentence, 25 00:00:58,491 --> 00:00:59,731 excellent use of adjectives... 26 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:06,575 Is this a break-up note? 27 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:08,966 I'm sorry, but yes. 28 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:12,069 You're breaking up with me with a note? 29 00:01:12,105 --> 00:01:14,672 I just didn't want to embarrass you in public. 30 00:01:15,975 --> 00:01:17,475 Why? 31 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:18,609 It's in the note! 32 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:19,610 All right, everybody, let's begin. 33 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:20,923 All right, 34 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:23,381 just come back here with me, please. 35 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:28,886 Look, Kim, 36 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,566 you're... you're really great, 37 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:33,024 but I've been working at "Dash of Romance" blog 38 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:34,392 for three years, 39 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:35,760 and I'm at a point 40 00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:37,039 where I need to get serious about my own writing, 41 00:01:37,063 --> 00:01:38,941 and I need to be with someone 42 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:43,192 - who's serious about her writing too! - Garth, I am serious about my writing. 43 00:01:43,342 --> 00:01:45,502 Real writers show their work, Kim. 44 00:01:45,537 --> 00:01:49,105 They talk to each other about writing all the time. 45 00:01:49,141 --> 00:01:50,585 We've been together nearly two years. 46 00:01:50,609 --> 00:01:52,554 You've never shown me so much as a word! 47 00:01:52,578 --> 00:01:53,955 But that's just because it's not ready yet! 48 00:01:53,979 --> 00:01:54,911 I mean, what if you hate it? 49 00:01:54,947 --> 00:01:56,090 The point I'm trying to make 50 00:01:56,114 --> 00:01:58,949 is that I am showing my book to publishers. 51 00:01:59,017 --> 00:02:00,929 We're at different levels. 52 00:02:00,953 --> 00:02:02,185 I'm sorry. 53 00:02:02,221 --> 00:02:04,502 I just need to be with a serious writer right now. 54 00:02:05,157 --> 00:02:06,157 Goodbye. 55 00:02:20,272 --> 00:02:21,312 There she is, Sarge. 56 00:02:23,909 --> 00:02:24,949 Our Christmas angel. 57 00:02:26,745 --> 00:02:28,378 Ready to fly again. 58 00:02:29,013 --> 00:02:30,733 Hey, Dad. Hey, Sarge. 59 00:02:30,781 --> 00:02:32,915 Hi, honey! 60 00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:34,561 Is it really that cold out there? 61 00:02:34,585 --> 00:02:36,218 Well, yeah, 62 00:02:36,254 --> 00:02:39,421 when you factor the wind chill from the car heater not working. 63 00:02:39,457 --> 00:02:42,591 Honey, you work for a car dealership. 64 00:02:42,627 --> 00:02:43,726 Yes, Dad, 65 00:02:43,761 --> 00:02:44,938 but they're not going to give you a free car 66 00:02:44,962 --> 00:02:46,195 as a Christmas gift. 67 00:02:46,230 --> 00:02:48,475 Maybe they'll give you a deal. 68 00:02:48,499 --> 00:02:49,798 You have been there five years. 69 00:02:49,867 --> 00:02:52,168 It sounds so long when you put it that way. 70 00:02:52,203 --> 00:02:53,669 Kim? 71 00:02:53,704 --> 00:02:55,171 What's wrong? 72 00:02:55,206 --> 00:02:58,240 Apparently, I'm single again, just in time for Christmas. 73 00:02:58,276 --> 00:02:59,608 Aw, kiddo. 74 00:03:05,950 --> 00:03:08,717 Well, we met at a book reading 75 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:09,930 and broke up at a book reading, 76 00:03:09,954 --> 00:03:12,354 so... 77 00:03:12,423 --> 00:03:15,191 seems only fitting. 78 00:03:15,226 --> 00:03:17,171 In literary terms, we'd call that "bookending." 79 00:03:17,195 --> 00:03:19,094 I never liked Garth anyway. 80 00:03:19,130 --> 00:03:20,130 You didn't? 81 00:03:21,465 --> 00:03:22,705 And what was his lame excuse? 82 00:03:22,733 --> 00:03:25,801 Something about him being a "real writer," 83 00:03:25,836 --> 00:03:27,670 and me not. 84 00:03:29,574 --> 00:03:32,174 Have him read the manuscript for your romance novel. 85 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:33,342 It's great! 86 00:03:33,377 --> 00:03:35,088 Well, you're my dad. You have to say that. 87 00:03:35,112 --> 00:03:39,281 Anyway, I haven't finished it yet. 88 00:03:39,350 --> 00:03:41,217 He's so critical. 89 00:03:41,252 --> 00:03:43,197 Garth's not entirely wrong on one thing. 90 00:03:43,221 --> 00:03:46,956 If you want to be an author, you need a bigger audience. 91 00:03:47,024 --> 00:03:48,090 Now, more than ever, 92 00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:50,392 I want to get that manuscript published 93 00:03:50,461 --> 00:03:52,127 just to prove Garth wrong. 94 00:03:52,163 --> 00:03:53,796 So finish it. 95 00:03:53,831 --> 00:03:54,951 Submit it to publishers. 96 00:03:56,601 --> 00:04:00,603 Stop playing it safe and put your work out there. 97 00:04:00,638 --> 00:04:01,648 Honey, 98 00:04:01,672 --> 00:04:04,440 if Mom were here, what would she say? 99 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:07,009 Honestly? 100 00:04:07,044 --> 00:04:10,246 "Quit complaining and take a chance." 101 00:04:11,282 --> 00:04:12,948 Yeah. 102 00:04:13,017 --> 00:04:15,317 It's getting late. 103 00:04:15,353 --> 00:04:16,852 I made your room up. 104 00:04:16,921 --> 00:04:18,031 Stay here tonight. 105 00:04:18,055 --> 00:04:20,456 Everything will be better in the morning. 106 00:04:20,524 --> 00:04:22,825 I promise. 107 00:04:57,628 --> 00:05:00,396 I wonder what you're doing tonight, 108 00:05:00,431 --> 00:05:02,097 H.T. Cowell. 109 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:12,975 I did it! 110 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:13,842 Say sayonara to last year's models. 111 00:05:13,911 --> 00:05:15,477 I just sold the last one! 112 00:05:15,546 --> 00:05:17,306 Good for you! 113 00:05:17,348 --> 00:05:18,548 Oh, my goodness, look at this. 114 00:05:19,850 --> 00:05:22,951 Unless Terrence pulls off a Christmas miracle, 115 00:05:22,987 --> 00:05:25,554 you have the trip to Aruba in the bag. 116 00:05:25,589 --> 00:05:26,863 Speaking of Christmas, 117 00:05:26,958 --> 00:05:28,681 you doing a little holiday shopping yourself? 118 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,559 More like workshop-shopping. 119 00:05:30,595 --> 00:05:32,628 I figured if I'm going to up my writing game, 120 00:05:32,664 --> 00:05:33,841 I've got to do something really bold, 121 00:05:33,865 --> 00:05:36,332 so I decided to look into writing workshops. 122 00:05:36,401 --> 00:05:37,366 Way to go, girl. 123 00:05:37,402 --> 00:05:40,136 Summer MFA program... 124 00:05:40,171 --> 00:05:41,348 no, that would be too much time off work. 125 00:05:41,372 --> 00:05:43,339 Look at this. 126 00:05:43,408 --> 00:05:44,874 Semester in Italy... 127 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:46,409 I wish I could do that. 128 00:05:46,444 --> 00:05:47,810 Hang on a second. 129 00:05:47,845 --> 00:05:52,281 "Mistletoe Inn Romance Novelists' Conference." 130 00:05:52,317 --> 00:05:53,916 Five days at an inn in Vermont 131 00:05:53,952 --> 00:05:55,217 right before Christmas? 132 00:05:55,253 --> 00:05:57,153 That's right up your alley. 133 00:05:57,188 --> 00:05:58,587 This is totally fate. 134 00:05:58,623 --> 00:05:59,822 Is there any way you think 135 00:05:59,857 --> 00:06:01,602 you guys could manage without me for one week? 136 00:06:01,626 --> 00:06:02,626 Sure! 137 00:06:02,694 --> 00:06:03,893 Thank you. 138 00:06:08,066 --> 00:06:09,966 That one's cute. 139 00:06:10,034 --> 00:06:12,034 Nah, look at all the pitch. 140 00:06:12,070 --> 00:06:13,736 It's too sticky. 141 00:06:13,805 --> 00:06:14,949 How about that one? 142 00:06:14,973 --> 00:06:16,939 That's not a Christmas tree, 143 00:06:16,975 --> 00:06:18,541 that's a Christmas shrub! 144 00:06:18,576 --> 00:06:20,142 How silly of me. 145 00:06:21,312 --> 00:06:23,579 All right, that one's nice. 146 00:06:23,614 --> 00:06:25,592 That is right out of "The Nutcracker." 147 00:06:27,051 --> 00:06:29,385 "Right out of 'The Nutcracker", huh? 148 00:06:29,454 --> 00:06:30,820 I like that. 149 00:06:30,855 --> 00:06:32,466 I'm going to use that in my book. 150 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:33,656 Well, it won't be much good 151 00:06:33,725 --> 00:06:35,458 unless you let people read it. 152 00:06:35,493 --> 00:06:36,537 I am way ahead of you, Dad. 153 00:06:36,561 --> 00:06:37,626 Check this out. 154 00:06:37,662 --> 00:06:38,806 I found the perfect thing 155 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:41,263 to jump-start my writing career. 156 00:06:44,202 --> 00:06:47,703 "The Mistletoe Inn Writing Competition?" 157 00:06:47,772 --> 00:06:48,604 I just decided to go ahead 158 00:06:48,639 --> 00:06:49,872 and take the plunge. 159 00:06:49,907 --> 00:06:52,274 H.T. Cowell is speaking on closing night. 160 00:06:52,343 --> 00:06:54,343 He is my favorite romance author, 161 00:06:54,379 --> 00:06:57,213 and he has never actually been seen in public. 162 00:06:57,248 --> 00:06:58,926 That's definitely a selling point. 163 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:00,249 I just realize 164 00:07:00,284 --> 00:07:01,729 that if I don't actually do this now, 165 00:07:01,753 --> 00:07:02,863 I'm never going to do it. 166 00:07:02,887 --> 00:07:04,487 I'm so proud of you, honey! 167 00:07:04,522 --> 00:07:05,454 Thank you. 168 00:07:05,490 --> 00:07:06,889 And it says here 169 00:07:06,924 --> 00:07:08,369 that your manuscript will be read 170 00:07:08,393 --> 00:07:10,633 by an established publisher 171 00:07:10,661 --> 00:07:13,095 and a literary agent... 172 00:07:13,131 --> 00:07:15,364 and that there's a competition 173 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,967 for this Cowell fellah to read your book? 174 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:21,470 There is? I must have missed that part. 175 00:07:21,506 --> 00:07:22,872 Hey, you're not going 176 00:07:22,907 --> 00:07:24,318 to let a little competition scare you off, are you? 177 00:07:24,342 --> 00:07:27,143 Too late. I've already registered. 178 00:07:27,178 --> 00:07:29,178 That is so good, honey. 179 00:07:29,247 --> 00:07:31,080 Thank you. 180 00:07:31,115 --> 00:07:32,559 You will be back in time for Christmas? 181 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:33,816 Of course I will be! 182 00:07:33,851 --> 00:07:35,317 Celebrate with lunch? 183 00:07:35,353 --> 00:07:36,585 Yes, please. 184 00:08:07,385 --> 00:08:09,545 Someone will be right out to help you, miss. 185 00:08:13,425 --> 00:08:14,524 Excuse me! 186 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:16,771 I'm so sorry. 187 00:08:16,795 --> 00:08:19,362 You almost crushed my laptop! 188 00:08:19,397 --> 00:08:20,363 Goodness, your stuff is just spread 189 00:08:20,398 --> 00:08:21,230 all over the place. 190 00:08:21,566 --> 00:08:22,798 Well... 191 00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:24,144 I see somebody came prepared for the holiday. 192 00:08:24,168 --> 00:08:26,180 Okay, you know what? This is personal. 193 00:08:26,204 --> 00:08:28,182 I'm sorry, I'm just... I'm trying to help you here. 194 00:08:28,206 --> 00:08:29,372 All right. 195 00:08:29,707 --> 00:08:31,807 What is this stuff? 196 00:08:31,842 --> 00:08:34,944 That's... that's very important to me. 197 00:08:34,979 --> 00:08:37,146 You here for the Writers' Conference? 198 00:08:37,181 --> 00:08:39,159 I am. Guilty as charged. My name's Zeke. 199 00:08:39,183 --> 00:08:41,750 Kim. Nice to meet you... I think. 200 00:08:45,489 --> 00:08:46,833 Who brings a clock radio to a hotel? 201 00:08:46,857 --> 00:08:48,724 That's not a clock radio. 202 00:08:48,759 --> 00:08:50,426 This is my white noise machine. 203 00:08:50,461 --> 00:08:51,805 It helps keep me calm while I'm writing. 204 00:08:51,829 --> 00:08:54,096 You know, I just met you, but somehow, 205 00:08:54,131 --> 00:08:55,409 I'm having a really hard time 206 00:08:55,433 --> 00:08:57,399 picturing you calm. 207 00:08:57,435 --> 00:08:58,435 What is that item? 208 00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:00,636 This? 209 00:09:01,839 --> 00:09:03,772 This is my typewriter. 210 00:09:05,042 --> 00:09:06,575 Okay. 211 00:09:06,611 --> 00:09:09,945 1950 called. They want their technology back. 212 00:09:09,981 --> 00:09:11,758 All right, laugh all you want. 213 00:09:11,782 --> 00:09:13,060 This is the exact same model typewriter 214 00:09:13,084 --> 00:09:14,394 Hemingway used to type out his books. 215 00:09:14,418 --> 00:09:16,530 Plus, this baby helped me bang out the first novel 216 00:09:16,554 --> 00:09:17,519 I got published. 217 00:09:17,555 --> 00:09:18,654 You got published? 218 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:22,102 It's a book deal. Book's not out yet. 219 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:24,326 Well, maybe I need to get myself a typewriter. 220 00:09:25,229 --> 00:09:27,496 Maybe you should. Works great for me. 221 00:09:27,531 --> 00:09:28,998 See you around. 222 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:33,869 Bellhop! 223 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:02,097 Hi. 224 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:03,365 Hello. 225 00:10:03,401 --> 00:10:04,678 You look lost 226 00:10:04,702 --> 00:10:06,747 in that "conference registration" kind of way. 227 00:10:06,771 --> 00:10:08,011 I didn't know that was a look. 228 00:10:08,039 --> 00:10:09,283 Oh, it is. Trust me. 229 00:10:09,307 --> 00:10:11,218 I had it last year, but way worse. 230 00:10:11,242 --> 00:10:12,708 I'm Sam. 231 00:10:12,743 --> 00:10:13,743 Hi! Kim. 232 00:10:13,811 --> 00:10:14,710 Nice to meet you. 233 00:10:14,779 --> 00:10:15,844 Nice to meet you. 234 00:10:15,913 --> 00:10:17,946 This is so exciting. Hello. 235 00:10:17,982 --> 00:10:19,381 First conference? 236 00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:21,461 Yeah, and I'm as giddy as a kid on Christmas morning. 237 00:10:21,485 --> 00:10:22,451 How does it all work? 238 00:10:22,486 --> 00:10:23,563 Well, the mornings are filled 239 00:10:23,587 --> 00:10:25,321 with lectures that we are assigned to, 240 00:10:25,389 --> 00:10:26,322 and that just leaves the afternoon 241 00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:27,256 for workshops to choose. 242 00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:28,891 I still can't believe 243 00:10:28,926 --> 00:10:30,971 H.T. Cowell is speaking on closing night. 244 00:10:30,995 --> 00:10:32,673 I've read every word he's ever written. 245 00:10:32,697 --> 00:10:33,829 I know, 246 00:10:33,898 --> 00:10:35,242 and no one even knows what he looks like, 247 00:10:35,266 --> 00:10:36,765 though in my mind, 248 00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:38,812 he's has a twinkle in his eye of a Dylan Thomas, 249 00:10:38,836 --> 00:10:40,480 and a Jack London-esque passion for life. 250 00:10:42,273 --> 00:10:43,572 The real mystery 251 00:10:43,607 --> 00:10:45,218 is why he hasn't written anything in five years. 252 00:10:45,242 --> 00:10:46,642 Well, rumor has it 253 00:10:46,677 --> 00:10:48,588 he's announcing his new book at this conference. 254 00:10:48,612 --> 00:10:49,578 Really? 255 00:10:49,613 --> 00:10:52,047 And apparently, it's 800 pages long. 256 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,482 I know. 257 00:10:53,517 --> 00:10:55,717 It'll be like a monsoon after a five years of drought... 258 00:10:57,288 --> 00:10:58,721 And I have a theory... 259 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,690 that he's already here. 260 00:11:03,627 --> 00:11:04,971 Yeah. Oh, well, we'd better hurry up. 261 00:11:04,995 --> 00:11:06,261 Mixer's in an hour. 262 00:11:06,297 --> 00:11:07,463 Oh, yeah, the mixer! 263 00:11:07,531 --> 00:11:09,009 I have to go to my room to change. 264 00:11:09,033 --> 00:11:10,913 Let me show you. This way. 265 00:11:14,071 --> 00:11:14,970 So we meet again. 266 00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:16,039 Small world. 267 00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:18,006 Think maybe they overdid it 268 00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:19,308 with the Christmas decorations? 269 00:11:19,343 --> 00:11:20,587 Well, it is called the Mistletoe Inn, after all, 270 00:11:20,611 --> 00:11:21,910 and I happen to think 271 00:11:21,946 --> 00:11:23,990 you can never have too many Christmas decorations. 272 00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:25,280 Interesting theory. 273 00:11:25,349 --> 00:11:27,549 You know, I think that is me. 274 00:11:27,618 --> 00:11:28,795 That is me. 275 00:11:28,819 --> 00:11:31,620 Oh, fancy that. See you around. 276 00:11:31,655 --> 00:11:33,222 Guess you will. 277 00:11:52,676 --> 00:11:54,009 Oh, no. 278 00:12:02,019 --> 00:12:04,520 Oh, no... 279 00:12:04,555 --> 00:12:05,555 Hi. 280 00:12:07,158 --> 00:12:08,690 You look... amazing. 281 00:12:08,726 --> 00:12:09,970 Samantha, what happened? 282 00:12:09,994 --> 00:12:11,037 I thought we were supposed to come dressed up 283 00:12:11,061 --> 00:12:12,739 as our favorite literary character! 284 00:12:12,763 --> 00:12:14,596 They sent an email canceling that. 285 00:12:14,665 --> 00:12:16,031 I guess people complained. 286 00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:17,066 They did? 287 00:12:17,101 --> 00:12:18,101 I know, but don't worry. 288 00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:19,501 You are pulling this off! 289 00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:21,236 No, I'm going to go change. 290 00:12:21,272 --> 00:12:22,237 No, no, don't. 291 00:12:22,273 --> 00:12:23,639 It shows a defiant spunk. 292 00:12:23,674 --> 00:12:24,706 I love it. 293 00:12:24,775 --> 00:12:25,674 Let's grab a drink at the bar. 294 00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:27,009 Okay... 295 00:12:27,077 --> 00:12:29,711 Look at how festive it is in here. 296 00:12:29,747 --> 00:12:31,079 Ooh, holiday drinks. 297 00:12:31,148 --> 00:12:33,916 Snowball Express, Rudolph's Big Ride, 298 00:12:33,951 --> 00:12:35,884 Santa's Helper, or the Tiny Tim. 299 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,265 I think the Tiny Tim sounds very appropriate. 300 00:12:38,289 --> 00:12:39,488 I'll get you a Tiny Tim, 301 00:12:39,523 --> 00:12:40,700 and I'll have a Gingerbread Gimlet. 302 00:12:40,724 --> 00:12:41,724 Okay. 303 00:12:41,759 --> 00:12:42,691 Be right back. 304 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:43,840 Thank you. 305 00:12:45,696 --> 00:12:47,396 Let's get this... 306 00:12:47,431 --> 00:12:48,630 Who designed this thing? 307 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,667 I am so sorry! 308 00:12:51,735 --> 00:12:52,601 Hello. 309 00:12:52,636 --> 00:12:53,636 Hi. 310 00:12:53,704 --> 00:12:54,870 I don't know 311 00:12:54,905 --> 00:12:57,105 why they can't just give us normal name tags. 312 00:12:57,508 --> 00:12:58,508 'Ello, gov'na! 313 00:13:00,277 --> 00:13:01,855 It's like Charles Dickens over here. 314 00:13:01,879 --> 00:13:03,111 Yes. 315 00:13:03,147 --> 00:13:05,981 I seem to have missed a very important email. 316 00:13:06,016 --> 00:13:07,828 Well, I'm glad you did. I think that's a great costume. 317 00:13:07,852 --> 00:13:08,984 Now, the question is, 318 00:13:09,053 --> 00:13:10,397 which Charles Dickens character are you? 319 00:13:10,421 --> 00:13:12,387 That is the question. 320 00:13:12,423 --> 00:13:13,433 It's a mystery. I'm going to solve it. 321 00:13:13,457 --> 00:13:14,289 I'll see you around. 322 00:13:14,325 --> 00:13:15,325 Okay. 323 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,460 Who's your friend? 324 00:13:18,529 --> 00:13:19,895 He's the guy 325 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:20,796 across the hall from me. 326 00:13:20,831 --> 00:13:22,297 He's cute. 327 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:25,200 I'm so not interested in men right now. 328 00:13:25,236 --> 00:13:27,036 Kim, is that you? 329 00:13:28,672 --> 00:13:29,805 What are you doing here? 330 00:13:31,141 --> 00:13:33,575 I could ask you the same question. 331 00:13:33,611 --> 00:13:35,010 Hello? 332 00:13:35,045 --> 00:13:36,857 What writer wouldn't want H.T. Cowell to read his work? 333 00:13:36,881 --> 00:13:37,713 He's been an idol of mine for years, 334 00:13:37,781 --> 00:13:38,814 and you know that. 335 00:13:38,849 --> 00:13:40,249 Garth, I'm the one 336 00:13:40,284 --> 00:13:43,118 that turned you on to H.T. Cowell last summer. 337 00:13:43,187 --> 00:13:44,486 That's not how I remember it. 338 00:13:44,522 --> 00:13:45,788 Okay. 339 00:13:45,823 --> 00:13:47,289 Nice... outfit. 340 00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:49,058 Let me guess... 341 00:13:49,093 --> 00:13:50,159 Alice in Wonderland? 342 00:13:50,194 --> 00:13:51,605 No, not Alice in Wonderland. 343 00:13:51,629 --> 00:13:52,761 I just figured it out. 344 00:13:52,797 --> 00:13:55,731 You're the Ghost of Christmas Present, right? 345 00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:57,066 Yes, good job! 346 00:13:57,101 --> 00:13:58,312 I got it! Hey, that's a great costume. 347 00:13:58,336 --> 00:13:59,336 Don't you think... 348 00:14:00,204 --> 00:14:01,170 Garm? 349 00:14:01,205 --> 00:14:02,338 It's Garth. 350 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,806 I'm so sorry. 351 00:14:05,242 --> 00:14:06,809 Well, I should go do an update. 352 00:14:06,844 --> 00:14:08,777 I'm live-tweeting the conference 353 00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,624 for all of my fans at the "Dash of Romance" blog. 354 00:14:10,648 --> 00:14:11,747 All 23 of them? 355 00:14:13,384 --> 00:14:15,351 2,300. 356 00:14:15,386 --> 00:14:16,852 Right. 357 00:14:16,887 --> 00:14:17,786 See you around. 358 00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:19,722 Okay. 359 00:14:19,757 --> 00:14:21,056 Okay, I know 360 00:14:21,092 --> 00:14:22,569 you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover, 361 00:14:22,593 --> 00:14:24,771 but it does seem like you two know each other? 362 00:14:24,795 --> 00:14:26,295 Yes, you might say 363 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:30,265 that Garth is my Ghost of Christmas Past. 364 00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:32,134 My sympathies. 365 00:14:32,169 --> 00:14:34,169 Samantha! 366 00:14:34,205 --> 00:14:35,604 Luanne. 367 00:14:38,743 --> 00:14:40,863 This is Kim and Zeke, and this is Luanne. 368 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,225 I am surprised your husband spared you for a week. 369 00:14:45,249 --> 00:14:46,860 Well, for H.T. Cowell coming out of hiding, 370 00:14:46,884 --> 00:14:48,364 my husband doesn't have much of a say. 371 00:14:49,687 --> 00:14:51,098 Kim here is singularly focused 372 00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:53,355 on winning that H.T. Cowell competition, 373 00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:54,990 as am I. 374 00:14:55,025 --> 00:14:56,658 You admire him that much, huh? 375 00:14:56,694 --> 00:14:57,826 Oh, yes. 376 00:14:57,862 --> 00:14:59,239 I think he's the only author I've ever read 377 00:14:59,263 --> 00:15:01,463 who can fully capture the way a woman feels. 378 00:15:01,532 --> 00:15:03,766 Amen to that. 379 00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,401 Cowell's solid. 380 00:15:05,436 --> 00:15:06,580 I think I've read better. 381 00:15:06,604 --> 00:15:07,503 Oh, yeah? 382 00:15:07,571 --> 00:15:08,682 Does that mean 383 00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:10,050 you're not in the competition yourself? 384 00:15:10,074 --> 00:15:11,385 No, no, no. Of course I am. 385 00:15:11,409 --> 00:15:14,209 So, Kim... 386 00:15:14,278 --> 00:15:16,478 how many books have you written so far? 387 00:15:16,547 --> 00:15:17,946 Well... 388 00:15:18,015 --> 00:15:19,393 I've written one book... 389 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:20,894 which is almost finished. 390 00:15:20,918 --> 00:15:22,629 It's about 3/4 of the way done. 391 00:15:22,653 --> 00:15:25,687 I still have to get the ending quite perfect, 392 00:15:25,723 --> 00:15:27,334 but... yeah, one. 393 00:15:27,358 --> 00:15:29,324 Well, it is very important 394 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,493 to get through that first book. 395 00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:32,761 I remember my first book. 396 00:15:32,797 --> 00:15:33,797 Of course, 397 00:15:33,864 --> 00:15:34,797 I was in high school back then, 398 00:15:34,832 --> 00:15:36,632 but still counts. 399 00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:40,170 And you, Zeke, is it? 400 00:15:40,237 --> 00:15:41,904 How many books have you published, Zeke? 401 00:15:41,939 --> 00:15:42,983 Who, me? 402 00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:44,506 Just... 403 00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:45,774 just the one. 404 00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:47,721 A published author in our midst? 405 00:15:47,745 --> 00:15:48,745 Which publisher? 406 00:15:48,779 --> 00:15:49,745 Well, it's funny 407 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:50,991 when you use that word "published." 408 00:15:51,015 --> 00:15:53,215 It's not quite... published yet. 409 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,950 Now, what does that mean? 410 00:15:54,985 --> 00:15:58,921 It's a book deal, so it's coming out. 411 00:15:58,956 --> 00:16:01,990 It's just not quite out into the world yet. 412 00:16:02,026 --> 00:16:03,837 Your editor's ripping it to pieces, isn't he? 413 00:16:03,861 --> 00:16:05,761 Gosh, I just remembered 414 00:16:05,796 --> 00:16:08,664 that I left my coffee machine on upstairs. 415 00:16:10,701 --> 00:16:12,267 So... 416 00:16:13,337 --> 00:16:14,347 I'm going to go. 417 00:16:14,371 --> 00:16:16,505 Luanne! 418 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,617 You ought to be nice for the newbies. 419 00:16:17,641 --> 00:16:18,941 You just scared him off. 420 00:16:18,976 --> 00:16:20,420 Darling, if he can't hang with the real writers, 421 00:16:20,444 --> 00:16:22,711 then he should stay home. 422 00:16:22,746 --> 00:16:25,481 Now, Kim, we have all been you. 423 00:16:25,516 --> 00:16:27,483 Many authors say not to show your work 424 00:16:27,518 --> 00:16:29,251 'til you've wrote at least five books, 425 00:16:29,286 --> 00:16:30,252 but, you know. 426 00:16:30,287 --> 00:16:32,020 Okay. 427 00:16:32,056 --> 00:16:33,533 Well, that's really good advice. Thank you. 428 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,634 I think 429 00:16:34,658 --> 00:16:37,292 this is probably my cue to leave. 430 00:16:37,328 --> 00:16:38,905 Tiny Tim and I are feeling a little inspired, 431 00:16:38,929 --> 00:16:41,697 so we're going to go to our room and do some writing. 432 00:16:41,732 --> 00:16:43,866 Cheers. Happy writing. 433 00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:44,967 Yes! 434 00:16:45,002 --> 00:16:45,968 See you tomorrow. 435 00:16:46,003 --> 00:16:47,214 - Okay. Bye. - Bye now. 436 00:16:47,238 --> 00:16:48,415 All right, you need to reel it in 437 00:16:48,439 --> 00:16:49,719 on the newbies. 438 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,912 Kim! 439 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,213 So... 440 00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:59,483 you finally finished writing that book? 441 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,996 Almost. 442 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,053 Almost. Right, okay. 443 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,533 So... why didn't you tell me? 444 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,057 I guess for the same reason 445 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,237 that you didn't tell me about this conference. 446 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,095 Guess we both have secrets. 447 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:14,098 Well, you'd never showed any interest 448 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,677 in coming to conferences before. 449 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,635 Until now. 450 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,404 You're not the only one who takes writing seriously. 451 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,772 Is that right? 452 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,518 I just might win this contest. 453 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,743 Look, Kim, 454 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,946 you might want to lower those expectations 455 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:29,947 just a bit. 456 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,016 What do you mean? 457 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,018 Well, I mean, it's your first book. 458 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,120 You're still green. 459 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,388 You won't win. 460 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,790 Don't sweat it. 461 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,305 I'm never going to be good enough for you, am I? 462 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,763 I never said that, Kim. 463 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,293 It's really good to see you, Garth. 464 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,635 May the best writer win. 465 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,671 Yeah. He will. 466 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,599 - Kim! - Hey. 467 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,700 You're not going out are you? 468 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,257 The sun's barely up. 469 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,358 An early morning run 470 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:15,738 helps give me a jump-start to my day. 471 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,994 I bet when you were a kid, 472 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,674 you stayed up all night waiting for Santa. 473 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:20,597 Didn't everyone? 474 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,865 Anyway, 475 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:22,911 the final chapters of my book 476 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,234 are still holding me up. 477 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,347 I've got to do something to clear my head. 478 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:26,603 Okay, 479 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,116 but our first session starts in a couple hours. 480 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,307 Then I guess I'd better run fast. 481 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:44,988 Whoa! Sir! Excuse me! 482 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,557 You dropped a couple of them. 483 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,493 There you go. 484 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:50,994 Merry Christmas. 485 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,163 Merry Christmas! 486 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,700 Hey! 487 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,220 Hold on. Don't get up too fast. 488 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,177 I'm okay... I think. 489 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:08,223 Anything hurt? 490 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,146 Just my pride. 491 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,227 Yeah, the sidewalks can get pretty icy. 492 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,217 Am I bleeding? 493 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,252 No, no, no. 494 00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:15,646 You're just... you're a bit slushy. 495 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,121 Hey, listen, you went down pretty hard. 496 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,056 Are you sure you're okay? 497 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,101 Yeah. 498 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,492 The humiliation will fade, I hope. 499 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:23,705 Do you want to come inside the cafe? 500 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:24,828 It's warm, 501 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,275 the peppermint lattes are kind of great, 502 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,576 and our first session doesn't start for an hour. 503 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,610 You know, 504 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,367 I think I am going to head back 505 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,780 and try to shower off the embarrassment. 506 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,103 Okay. 507 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,139 So I will just see you... soon. 508 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,741 All right. Okay. 509 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,244 Whoa... 510 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,214 So, how was your run? 511 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,416 Horrifying, 512 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:46,728 and if you ask me for details, 513 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,319 even more horrifying. 514 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,464 Well, I think 515 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:50,766 it's time to pick our workshops. 516 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,190 See this partridge-in a-pear-tree-looking thing? 517 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,503 Partridge? I thought those were quail. 518 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,837 Well... 519 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,901 a partridge is just a quail with a better publicist. 520 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,999 So you just pick the ornament, 521 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,801 and our workshop group. 522 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:04,802 That's fun. 523 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:05,837 I'm Group B. 524 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,238 I'm Group C. 525 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:10,908 I wish we were together. 526 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,543 Me too. 527 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:18,583 Hello! 528 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:19,550 Well, hi there. 529 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:20,718 Is this seat taken? 530 00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,486 I think it is now. 531 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:23,621 Perfect. 532 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,559 Good morning, fellow writers! 533 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,160 And good morning, Kim! 534 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,295 Good morning. 535 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:36,834 Good morning. I'm Karen Watanabe, 536 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,614 your facilitator and senior book editor 537 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,678 at City Publishing. 538 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,405 For the next several days, 539 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,907 we'll discuss the finer points of romance writing, 540 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,043 but first, some tools of the trade. 541 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,811 We'll meet every day 542 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,614 with nightly assignments to improve your process, 543 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,484 and you'll share your work with the group, 544 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:56,220 but this is a safe space for ideas. 545 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,422 Writing is brave work. 546 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,291 Ridicule is the tool of shallow people. 547 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,327 Don't be one of the shallow people... 548 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,507 and don't be a writing-Scrooge, 549 00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:08,032 miserly sharing your work. 550 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,466 We're all here to learn. 551 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,669 As to the competition 552 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,804 to have your work read by Mr. Cowell, 553 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,439 each workshop will compete 554 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,386 in three rounds of daily assignments. 555 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,009 The winner of each round 556 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,489 will select one chapter from their manuscript. 557 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:25,215 The more rounds you win, the more chances you have. 558 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,350 So, let's pair up 559 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,729 with a writing partner for the week, 560 00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:30,220 to give each other feedback, go to lectures together, 561 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,789 and help each other survive. 562 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:32,723 Shall we? 563 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:33,657 We shall. 564 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,092 Hey, do you... 565 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,729 I see we have a lone wolf. 566 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,709 You know what? It's no problem at all. 567 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,800 I love working alone. I will... 568 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,334 I will persevere. 569 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,814 Hey! Sorry I'm late. 570 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,598 My group was full, so they sent me over here. 571 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,807 I think we've found your new partner! 572 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,353 Him? I'm not sure that's such a good... 573 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:52,609 Perfect. 574 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,712 For your first assignment tonight, 575 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,280 you'll compose two pages 576 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,848 of a fictional man and woman 577 00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:58,816 meeting romantically 578 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,784 in a holiday setting. 579 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,052 In the meantime, 580 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:02,953 introduce yourself to your partner, please, 581 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:04,102 and we'll get started! 582 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,170 Well, hi there. 583 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,626 My name is Kim. 584 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,907 My likes include perfect Christmas trees 585 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,075 and eggnog. 586 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:14,843 My dislikes include writing partners. 587 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,011 Nothing personal. 588 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,035 Hilarious. 589 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,102 Tell me something, 590 00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:18,969 did I do something to offend you? 591 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:19,937 What's going on? 592 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,038 No! 593 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:21,905 It's just between the costume 594 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,507 and the faceplant, 595 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,787 I am not used to embarrassing myself 596 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:27,622 quite so many times in a 24-hour period 597 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:28,946 with one person. 598 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,047 All right, that's fine. 599 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,362 That's my area. 600 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:35,597 No, that's... 601 00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:36,901 that's your area. 602 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:48,098 It's going to be a long week. 603 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:29,841 Hah! 604 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,123 Can I help you? 605 00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:47,624 I am trying to write! 606 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,427 Yeah... so am I. 607 00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:51,695 Well, it sounds as though 608 00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,890 you're sending Morse code down the hallway. 609 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,378 Well, I'm not, but if I was, 610 00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:57,445 it might say something like, 611 00:23:57,469 --> 00:23:59,481 "Leave me alone, please. I'm writing." 612 00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:00,549 Is your typewriter supposed to sound like that? 613 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:01,305 Because maybe you need to return it 614 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,272 to the swap meet? 615 00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:04,241 The swap meet? 616 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,420 Look, you've got your process, 617 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,655 I have mine. 618 00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:08,423 And my process requires tranquility 619 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,847 in order to focus. 620 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:12,322 Well, my process involves typing on my vintage typewriter. 621 00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:13,283 That's my process. 622 00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:14,396 Well, my process involves 623 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,031 not allowing other people's process 624 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:18,121 to derail my process. 625 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:23,638 Did you decorate your hotel room for Christmas? 626 00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:25,195 Yes, I did, okay? 627 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:26,430 I happen to find it 628 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,699 extremely inspiring when I'm writing to have... 629 00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:30,111 That explains all the Christmas gear 630 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,546 in your suitcase... 631 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:34,338 I'm sorry, is that amusing to you? 632 00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:35,584 No, it's just that we're standing here, 633 00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:36,885 arguing underneath the mistletoe. 634 00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:37,875 Oh, goodness. 635 00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:38,910 Yeah. 636 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:44,314 So... what are you writing there, anyway? 637 00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:45,449 Where are you going? 638 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,496 What are you... what are you doing? 639 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,520 That's not finished. I'm still polishing that. 640 00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:52,389 I like it. 641 00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:53,891 This is great. 642 00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:54,758 They're meeting in line while waiting for Santa. 643 00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:55,826 That's really good. 644 00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:58,462 Your title gives it all away, right? 645 00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,774 "Love in Line for Santa?" Come on. 646 00:24:59,798 --> 00:25:02,232 A title's got to be a hook, not a hammer. 647 00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:04,212 I don't recall asking for your feedback. 648 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:06,348 We're partners, remember? 649 00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:07,671 "Safe space." 650 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,384 Come on, if you're going to be a writer, 651 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:10,819 you need to be a tad more resilient. 652 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,187 And if you want to survive this weekend, 653 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:13,288 you have got to keep your noise down. 654 00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:14,312 Do you understand? 655 00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:17,748 Your whales are calling. 656 00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:19,850 The whales are saying good night! 657 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,327 It's a fantastic title. 658 00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:38,736 Late night, huh? 659 00:25:40,506 --> 00:25:41,838 Yeah, you could say that. 660 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,975 Zeke, the fellow across the hall from me, 661 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,177 he was up all night clacking! 662 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,312 "Clacking"? 663 00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:50,681 Yeah, and clicking on his typewriter. 664 00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:51,793 Seriously? Does it still do that thing 665 00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:52,928 when it gets to the end of the line? 666 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,419 The ding-dings ringing in my ears. 667 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:57,332 Excuse me? 668 00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:59,356 She'll have a North Pole Special, 669 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:02,092 and I'll have the Elf Espresso, extra strong. 670 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:03,060 Thank you. 671 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:04,139 Thank you. 672 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,829 I can't focus. 673 00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:08,498 Strangers are reading my work at this very moment. 674 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,111 Kim, if you want to be a writer, 675 00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:11,335 you have to be read. 676 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:13,214 Otherwise, may as well just keep a diary. 677 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,972 That's a good point. 678 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,084 That's the whole reason I'm here, right? 679 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:17,140 Right. 680 00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:18,141 How are you doing, anyway? 681 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,487 What's going on with you? 682 00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:24,614 I may have spotted the elusive H.T. Cowell! 683 00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:25,916 No! 684 00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:27,395 See that fellow over there? 685 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,152 Him? 686 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:31,655 He's wearing tweed. 687 00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:33,290 So is half of Scotland. 688 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:34,725 Well, yes, 689 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,161 but tweed is how the men dress in H.T. Cowell's books. 690 00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:38,962 I can think of at least three examples. 691 00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:39,998 Okay. 692 00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:42,777 I think you might be onto something. 693 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,002 Nice work! 694 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,436 You keep an eye on Mr. Tweed. 695 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,883 I've got to get some of this reading done 696 00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:50,719 before class starts up again. 697 00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:52,709 Excuse me. 698 00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:57,849 Wha... 699 00:26:58,784 --> 00:26:59,683 No! 700 00:26:59,718 --> 00:27:00,718 What? 701 00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:02,854 He didn't! 702 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:06,089 The nerve of... 703 00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:11,028 Kim? 704 00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:12,662 Unbelievable. 705 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:19,770 Zeke! 706 00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:20,771 Hey, good morning. Look at that. 707 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:21,671 I see you took my advice on your title! 708 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:22,606 What's the big idea? 709 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:23,707 What big idea? 710 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,520 Don't play innocent with me. 711 00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:26,955 Your story, "Christmas on the Ice?" 712 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,111 Yeah? What's wrong with it? 713 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:28,945 What do you mean, what's wrong with it? 714 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,125 The couple meets 715 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,326 when the woman faceplants into a snowdrift 716 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:32,694 and the guy is drinking coffee! 717 00:27:32,718 --> 00:27:33,962 You wrote about us. 718 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,519 That's what makes it great fiction. 719 00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:36,898 Except it's not fiction, and just for the record, 720 00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:38,066 I did not "blather" 721 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:39,367 when I climbed out of the snowdrift. 722 00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:40,357 Well, you kind of did. 723 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:41,892 Look, real life is inspiration 724 00:27:41,927 --> 00:27:43,160 for every writer! 725 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:44,928 Besides, that coyote-like "yelp" you made 726 00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:46,408 when you slid across the ice horizontally... 727 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:47,542 you just can't make that stuff up! 728 00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:48,743 That yelp belongs to me, 729 00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:50,545 and you can't just borrow it for your story! 730 00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:52,769 Life is fodder for fiction. 731 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:55,072 Fodder? What are you, a horse? 732 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:57,607 What, no snappy comeback to that? 733 00:27:57,643 --> 00:27:58,853 Well, I wasn't sure you were done, 734 00:27:58,877 --> 00:27:59,954 and I know you need total silence 735 00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:01,411 to come up with dialogue, so... 736 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,091 Okay, Zeke, let me tell you something. 737 00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:05,549 I am here to learn, to focus, 738 00:28:05,584 --> 00:28:06,895 and to be a serious writer. 739 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:08,930 I am on a mission, okay? 740 00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:10,720 Okay, fine. Look, I'm sorry, all right? 741 00:28:10,756 --> 00:28:13,056 I know I can be awkward. 742 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:14,191 I'm a finance guy. 743 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,892 I probably just don't get out enough. 744 00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:17,639 Well then, perhaps you ought to stick to investment advice, 745 00:28:17,663 --> 00:28:19,674 and leave the writing advice to the professionals. 746 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,476 Even if I think you have talent? 747 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,733 I don't care what you think... 748 00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:25,535 you think I have talent? 749 00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:26,915 Look, the story you came up with 750 00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:28,105 for the assignment, 751 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:30,018 it's funny, it's smart, it's festive. 752 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:32,509 That's a triple threat that you just pulled off. 753 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,111 Having them meet in line 754 00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:36,446 at a Santa's Village in a local mall? 755 00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:37,747 And then all the angst 756 00:28:37,783 --> 00:28:39,594 of thinking the other's married with kids, 757 00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:40,962 when the kids turn out to be nieces and nephews? 758 00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:42,119 That's a fun twist. 759 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:44,387 Honestly, I was jealous 760 00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:46,423 of how you came up with that so fast. 761 00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:49,459 Thank you. I really appreciate that. 762 00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:50,705 I mean, your dialogue needs a bit of work... 763 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,440 Why don't you just quit while you're ahead? 764 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:53,997 Okay. 765 00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:55,032 Kim! 766 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,032 Yeah? 767 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,112 Just a heads-up. 768 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:58,713 Your story's great. I loved it! 769 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,604 Seriously? 770 00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:01,905 And the title fit perfectly. 771 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:04,674 Not going the obvious route was a smart choice. 772 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:06,276 Anyway, congrats! 773 00:29:06,311 --> 00:29:07,956 You just won the first round of the competition. 774 00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:09,112 I won? 775 00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:12,048 Zeke, you got a minute? 776 00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:14,518 I won! 777 00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,025 Kim! 778 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,894 Hi. 779 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:26,029 Just wanted to say... 780 00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:27,564 good job winning the first round. 781 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,533 Really... 782 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,134 surprising stuff. 783 00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:33,103 Thank you. 784 00:29:33,138 --> 00:29:34,571 So how'd you do it? 785 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,540 You didn't just pull that story 786 00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:38,475 out of your hat, right? 787 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:41,211 Well, I actually was thinking about this time 788 00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:43,680 when I was about five or so. 789 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,793 My Mom and Dad took me to see Santa Claus, 790 00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:47,629 and we were waiting in line, 791 00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:49,063 and I looked over at them, 792 00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:50,453 and they started kissing. 793 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:51,533 At the time, of course, 794 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:52,455 I was super embarrassed about it, 795 00:29:52,491 --> 00:29:53,390 but then, in retrospect, 796 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,603 it sounded really romantic, 797 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:58,094 and a great thing to base my story on, 798 00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,974 so that's where I got the idea from. 799 00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:02,832 All of that to just... 800 00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:04,568 right out of the gates. 801 00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:06,763 Well, score one for beginner's luck, right? 802 00:30:07,072 --> 00:30:08,171 Garth. 803 00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:09,940 So close! 804 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,252 You were about to make a classy move, 805 00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:12,687 until you dropped the beginner's luck comment 806 00:30:12,711 --> 00:30:13,910 and sank it all. 807 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,548 Shoo, shoo. 808 00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:22,586 Oh, my gosh! Congratulations! 809 00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:25,889 Rocking the workshop! You already won the first round. 810 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:27,591 I guess on to round two. 811 00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:29,426 Well, tomorrow's assignment 812 00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:32,596 is "writing a description for a romantic dinner." 813 00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:35,165 That sounds kind of daunting, so... 814 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,744 Well, you're doing well in English. 815 00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,401 How about Chemistry? 816 00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:39,437 What? 817 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,471 You know... you and Zeke. 818 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:44,941 Sam, don't be silly. He's so... 819 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:46,042 Perfect. 820 00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:47,177 No, hardly. 821 00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:48,656 Anyway, I'm not sure if you've noticed, 822 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,781 but my ex is kind of lurking everywhere, so... 823 00:30:51,817 --> 00:30:53,950 Well... all the more reason to flirt. 824 00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:54,918 That's so not my style. 825 00:30:54,953 --> 00:30:56,553 Anyhow, this week, 826 00:30:56,588 --> 00:30:59,089 my motive has nothing to do with men. 827 00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:00,301 It's just ironic, you know, 828 00:31:00,325 --> 00:31:02,405 being at a romance writers' convention. 829 00:31:03,128 --> 00:31:04,928 Right? And... 830 00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:06,563 here's your chance. 831 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:13,637 Let me guess... 832 00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:14,849 you came to gloat about the title? 833 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,840 No. 834 00:31:16,908 --> 00:31:18,074 To congratulate you. 835 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:19,843 Well, thank you. 836 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,856 And to gloat. You're welcome for the title. 837 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,913 Hey, I admit it, you were right. 838 00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:25,582 Okay? 839 00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:28,218 I have a lot of resistance to feedback. 840 00:31:28,253 --> 00:31:30,487 For me, it feels more like facing a firing squad. 841 00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:32,989 So... 842 00:31:33,025 --> 00:31:34,724 you know... 843 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,726 thank you. 844 00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:38,828 Okay? You happy? 845 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,133 Let me buy you a coffee. 846 00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:44,212 I'd be happy 847 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,413 if I could come up with romantic stuff 848 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,003 as fast as you can. 849 00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:49,272 What about your face-plant ice story? 850 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:51,875 Honestly, I just typed up everything that happened, 851 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,888 so you pretty much did all the work for me. 852 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:54,912 Look... 853 00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,293 I'm sorry that I used your life for fiction. 854 00:31:58,317 --> 00:32:00,583 It's just that... 855 00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:02,230 writing has just been so hard for me lately. 856 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,987 Really? 857 00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:05,266 You know, the truth is, I've hit kind of a dry patch. 858 00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:07,590 You get writer's block, too? 859 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,826 Yeah. It happens to the best of us. 860 00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:11,673 That makes quite a partnership... 861 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,708 a seasoned writer with writer's block 862 00:32:13,732 --> 00:32:16,044 and a newbie who can't take criticism. 863 00:32:16,068 --> 00:32:17,912 I'd say our career prospects are rather dim. 864 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:18,868 All right, how about this? 865 00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:20,670 From now on, you and me, 866 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:22,650 we help each other make the most of this conference... 867 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,407 or at least declare a truce? 868 00:32:26,211 --> 00:32:27,610 Peace? 869 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:30,146 I suppose. 870 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,526 So... 871 00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:44,461 what's on the schedule? 872 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:46,663 Are you following me? 873 00:32:46,732 --> 00:32:48,443 No, I just left my schedule upstairs. 874 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:50,867 I think it's a lecture called "How Not To Get An Agent." 875 00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:52,503 You okay? 876 00:32:52,537 --> 00:32:53,614 Yeah. No, I'm fine. 877 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:54,971 You can't go to that. 878 00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:56,272 I can't? 879 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,675 Look, didn't we just agree to help each other? 880 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,621 That speaker is a proven dream-crusher. 881 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,824 Look, I've been to enough of these 882 00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:03,891 to know that you don't need a professional nay-sayer 883 00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:05,660 telling you how slim your chances are 884 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:06,684 at making it. 885 00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:07,650 Plus, I've seen her talk before, 886 00:33:07,686 --> 00:33:08,886 and that speaker's a menace. 887 00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:11,466 Besides, I could teach you everything in that seminar 888 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:12,422 with far better results. 889 00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:13,556 You could, huh? 890 00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:15,425 You're not trying to sabotage me, are you? 891 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,460 Win this competition for yourself? 892 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:18,506 Why would I do that? 893 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:19,874 You already won the first round. 894 00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:21,075 Plus, Karen said you've got to trust your partner. 895 00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:22,677 Guess what? That's me. I'm your partner, 896 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,178 and I'm telling you, don't go! 897 00:33:24,202 --> 00:33:26,936 Zeke, I can't not go to the lectures! 898 00:33:26,972 --> 00:33:28,238 I'm a newbie writer 899 00:33:28,273 --> 00:33:30,206 with one unpublished story to my name. 900 00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:32,242 I came here to learn. That's the whole point. 901 00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:33,810 All right, look... 902 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,523 give me 10 minutes of your time. 903 00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:36,880 If you think I'm wrong, 904 00:33:36,915 --> 00:33:39,035 you still have time to go to the seminar. 905 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:42,118 Okay. Fine. 906 00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:43,253 Great. 907 00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:44,154 Meet me in the lobby in half an hour. 908 00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:45,088 Bring your coat. Can I eat this? 909 00:33:45,123 --> 00:33:46,423 Thanks. 910 00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:53,330 Snowmen? 911 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,809 Oh, no, actually, snow-ma'ams. 912 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:55,999 There's two of them. 913 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,745 I got some lost-and-found items from inside 914 00:33:57,769 --> 00:33:59,469 to help me make my point. 915 00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:00,937 Which is what, exactly? 916 00:34:00,973 --> 00:34:02,672 Just hear me out. 917 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:05,342 This is Evelyn Crab. 918 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:08,712 She is a failed author, which simply means she gave up. 919 00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:10,013 She became a book agent 920 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,493 and now enjoys being spiteful to newbie writers. 921 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:12,927 Why? For one reason... 922 00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:14,417 because she can. 923 00:34:14,453 --> 00:34:16,219 It's nice to meet you, Evelyn. 924 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,932 Oh, no. Miss Crab, thank you very much. 925 00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:19,990 Sorry. Miss Crab. 926 00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:22,959 Okay, this is Kelly Lovelife. 927 00:34:22,995 --> 00:34:25,529 She adores reading and authors, 928 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:26,574 and she discovered in college 929 00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:27,964 that she knows how to sell 930 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,644 and how to encourage people towards their goals. 931 00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:32,402 She's going to be offering counterpoint today. 932 00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:35,038 It's nice to meet you, Miss Lovelife. 933 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,951 Miss Lovelife prefers you call her "Kelly," 934 00:34:36,975 --> 00:34:39,976 and she wishes you a very Merry Christmas. 935 00:34:40,045 --> 00:34:42,257 Look at that, Miss Crab just rolled her eyes 936 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:44,125 and suggested that agents keep a healthy distance 937 00:34:44,149 --> 00:34:45,882 from their clients. 938 00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:47,495 Miss Crab says that just because 939 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:49,886 your family and friends might think you're talented, 940 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:51,399 doesn't mean you're actually talented 941 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,657 in any sort of professional sales sense of... 942 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:54,758 hold on a second. 943 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:55,592 Miss Lovelife's whispering something. 944 00:34:55,627 --> 00:34:56,667 Yes, Miss Lovelife? 945 00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:02,510 Miss Lovelife says that you're off to a great start, 946 00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:04,901 and every tiny victory along the road 947 00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:06,203 is worth celebrating. 948 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:07,837 Hold on. 949 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:09,172 She says 950 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:12,075 that the point of writing is not to be discovered, 951 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:15,245 but rather self-discovery 952 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,192 that, hopefully, other people can enjoy, 953 00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:18,648 so that's... whoa. 954 00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:20,250 Miss Crab does not look happy. 955 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,453 Well, why would she? 956 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:25,466 I mean, there's ice water in her veins. 957 00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:26,801 There you go. 958 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:27,724 Now you're getting into it. 959 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:28,992 Now, come on. 960 00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:29,926 Doesn't this beat getting hammered over the head 961 00:35:29,962 --> 00:35:31,002 for an hour inside? 962 00:35:31,029 --> 00:35:32,407 I have to admit that it does. 963 00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:33,730 And how are you feeling 964 00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:35,777 about that "one unpublished story to your name" now? 965 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:37,645 Well, I might be crazy, 966 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,803 but I think 967 00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:43,306 that Miss Kelly Lovelife has just boosted my confidence. 968 00:35:47,347 --> 00:35:48,591 How long do you think 969 00:35:48,615 --> 00:35:50,126 those snow ma'ams are going to last? 970 00:35:50,150 --> 00:35:51,282 All winter, probably. 971 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:52,783 Do you think? 972 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:53,717 Hey! 973 00:35:53,753 --> 00:35:56,320 Hey. There you are. 974 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,400 What happened? Did the lecture let out early? 975 00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:00,324 Oh, no, I escaped early. 976 00:36:00,693 --> 00:36:03,026 "How Not To Get An Agent" should have been titled, 977 00:36:03,062 --> 00:36:05,963 "How To Never Feel Inspired To Write Again!" 978 00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:07,598 And your ex, Garth? 979 00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:09,499 He was applauding everything she was saying. 980 00:36:09,535 --> 00:36:13,036 I am so not sorry I missed that. 981 00:36:13,105 --> 00:36:14,071 Well, next up, 982 00:36:14,106 --> 00:36:15,250 I think we're supposed to write 983 00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:16,885 five descriptive paragraphs 984 00:36:16,909 --> 00:36:18,320 of a romantic holiday dinner 985 00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:19,487 for tomorrow's assignment? 986 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:20,856 That's right. I'll be seeing you. 987 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,057 I promise to type more quietly 988 00:36:22,081 --> 00:36:22,946 if you keep your whales down. 989 00:36:22,982 --> 00:36:24,025 You have a deal. 990 00:36:24,049 --> 00:36:25,249 Actually, hang on. 991 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:27,351 Why don't the three of us go for dinner tonight 992 00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:28,386 as research, you know, 993 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,232 for our romantic dinner assignment? 994 00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:31,922 Hey, that's a great idea. 995 00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:33,869 I'm a little bit rusty, admittedly. 996 00:36:33,893 --> 00:36:35,704 Garth's idea of a romantic dinner 997 00:36:35,728 --> 00:36:39,096 was free wine and cheese at a book launch. 998 00:36:39,131 --> 00:36:41,398 I mean, I guess we could get a table. 999 00:36:44,336 --> 00:36:45,447 Sorry, there goes the mark. 1000 00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:47,070 I have a little spying mission to do, 1001 00:36:47,106 --> 00:36:49,206 so... 1002 00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:51,541 why don't you two go to dinner together? 1003 00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:54,678 You two enjoy dinner. 1004 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,816 Well, you know, I mean... 1005 00:36:59,852 --> 00:37:02,786 there are some great restaurants around here. 1006 00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:04,221 Definitely. 1007 00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:05,333 Right. I was thinking for research. 1008 00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:06,735 For the assignment. 1009 00:37:06,759 --> 00:37:08,025 Yeah, perfect. 1010 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:09,204 So... 1011 00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:12,095 I will see you in the foyer at, say, 7:00? 1012 00:37:12,131 --> 00:37:14,197 7:00 sounds perfect. That's great. 1013 00:37:15,401 --> 00:37:16,366 Okay! 7:00 it is. 1014 00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:17,301 'Til then! Alrighty. 1015 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:18,336 Research. 1016 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:39,389 You look... 1017 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:40,390 great. 1018 00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:43,092 In the name of research, 1019 00:37:43,128 --> 00:37:44,961 I never do anything halfway. 1020 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,664 Well... 1021 00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:49,866 in the name of research. 1022 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:01,644 That was amazing. 1023 00:38:01,713 --> 00:38:02,645 It really was. 1024 00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:03,580 May I clear your plates? 1025 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:04,581 Thank you. 1026 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:05,715 Thanks. 1027 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,116 Thank you. 1028 00:38:07,152 --> 00:38:11,087 Now, we're not here to talk about the food, though. 1029 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,200 Research. 1030 00:38:12,224 --> 00:38:13,690 Okay, well... 1031 00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:14,691 I think the candles are a nice touch. 1032 00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:16,304 The candles? 1033 00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:18,039 Come on, you can do better than that. 1034 00:38:18,063 --> 00:38:19,095 Let's see... 1035 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,663 check out that chandelier. 1036 00:38:22,668 --> 00:38:24,367 Okay. 1037 00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:25,947 How was everything tonight? 1038 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,971 So good. 1039 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,217 I'm writing you a four-star review 1040 00:38:29,241 --> 00:38:30,740 as we speak. 1041 00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:35,151 Would you like to have dessert tonight? 1042 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:36,079 Could I have the fresh berries, please? 1043 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,258 Berries. 1044 00:38:37,282 --> 00:38:38,114 I'm going to have the chocolate mousse. 1045 00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:39,227 Excellent. 1046 00:38:39,251 --> 00:38:41,484 Thank you. 1047 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,160 So listen, I've been meaning to ask you... 1048 00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:45,963 what's your book about, anyway? 1049 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:48,692 Let's... 1050 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:50,327 let's talk about you. 1051 00:38:50,362 --> 00:38:53,797 Can you even still buy typewriter ribbons anymore? 1052 00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:54,764 You know, I know what you're doing, 1053 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:55,799 and you're changing the subject. 1054 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,701 Don't do that. Look... 1055 00:38:57,769 --> 00:38:58,501 you talked about your work today, 1056 00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,470 and you won, right? 1057 00:39:00,539 --> 00:39:02,979 Well, the winning, I really liked. 1058 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,619 The sharing of the work, not so much. 1059 00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:06,409 Well, I think 1060 00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:07,455 that you need to get over your fear 1061 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:08,578 of sharing your work... 1062 00:39:08,614 --> 00:39:10,947 is what I think. 1063 00:39:10,983 --> 00:39:12,482 Okay, fine. 1064 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:15,785 My book is about a woman 1065 00:39:15,821 --> 00:39:17,665 who finds herself single at the holidays 1066 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:20,490 after a string of failed relationships, 1067 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:23,793 and she meets this guy who suggests 1068 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:27,097 that they pretend to be dating 1069 00:39:27,165 --> 00:39:28,131 in order to survive the holidays. 1070 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:30,333 That's fun! 1071 00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:31,668 I'd love to read that. 1072 00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:34,271 I'll think about it. 1073 00:39:34,339 --> 00:39:35,238 While you think about it, 1074 00:39:35,274 --> 00:39:36,973 maybe you can tell me 1075 00:39:37,009 --> 00:39:38,569 what got you writing in the first place. 1076 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:41,578 "Who" got me started writing. 1077 00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:42,613 It's my mom. 1078 00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:46,616 She had such a way with words. 1079 00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:50,020 She would write these offbeat short stories 1080 00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:52,033 for our annual Christmas newsletter. 1081 00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:54,924 They were so funny, they could just make you laugh 1082 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,738 until you had tears rolling down your face. 1083 00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:58,595 Your mom sounds great. 1084 00:40:00,098 --> 00:40:01,798 Yeah, she was. 1085 00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:04,834 She... she passed away four years ago, 1086 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,069 at Christmas time. 1087 00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:08,071 I'm so sorry. 1088 00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:10,974 Thanks. I miss her. 1089 00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:12,409 My dad is fantastic, 1090 00:40:12,444 --> 00:40:15,045 but, you know, my mom was like my muse. 1091 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,491 She read every word I ever wrote, 1092 00:40:16,515 --> 00:40:17,659 and somehow, 1093 00:40:17,683 --> 00:40:20,950 her feedback always went down really easy. 1094 00:40:24,056 --> 00:40:24,988 Anyway, 1095 00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:27,691 how does a guy like you 1096 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:30,360 get into writing romance? 1097 00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:34,317 You know, I've always thought... 1098 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:38,568 that all literature is romance, essentially. 1099 00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:39,981 You know, the human heart is our canvas. 1100 00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,772 It's the landscape that we toil in, 1101 00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:45,308 from Shakespeare to J.K. Rowling. 1102 00:40:45,344 --> 00:40:46,242 That's really poetic. 1103 00:40:46,278 --> 00:40:47,278 Well, thank you. 1104 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,091 I mean, I always wanted to be a writer. 1105 00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:53,016 You know, I was in finance. It was very cut and dry, 1106 00:40:53,085 --> 00:40:54,551 and then, one time, 1107 00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:56,519 I picked up this romance novel, 1108 00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:58,555 and it got the wheels spinning. 1109 00:40:58,623 --> 00:40:59,989 I mean, my wife... 1110 00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:02,136 used to say that I was a die-hard romantic, 1111 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,962 so I decided to channel our relationship, 1112 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,809 and our marriage, and the life around us, 1113 00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,666 into my writing, 1114 00:41:09,735 --> 00:41:12,202 and it was great. 1115 00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:14,304 I mean, everything flowed... 1116 00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:15,472 when things were good. 1117 00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:17,240 Everything... 1118 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,877 and then... 1119 00:41:20,912 --> 00:41:23,012 when... when the divorce hit... 1120 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:28,618 it was like hitting a brick wall. 1121 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:30,487 I'm sorry to hear that. 1122 00:41:30,522 --> 00:41:32,655 Yeah. 1123 00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:34,469 Is that when the writer's block started? 1124 00:41:34,493 --> 00:41:35,625 Yeah. 1125 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:37,638 I feel like I fell off the romance horse, 1126 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:40,764 and I just, I haven't been able to find a way back on. 1127 00:41:40,799 --> 00:41:44,567 So how come you go to writers' conferences? 1128 00:41:44,603 --> 00:41:45,980 Well, yeah... 1129 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,637 Thank you. 1130 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:48,605 And your mousse. 1131 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,672 Thank you. 1132 00:41:51,410 --> 00:41:52,553 Why do I go to writers' conferences? 1133 00:41:52,577 --> 00:41:54,511 I guess... 1134 00:41:54,546 --> 00:41:55,790 I'm desperately hoping something will shake loose. 1135 00:41:55,814 --> 00:41:57,347 You know? 1136 00:41:58,650 --> 00:41:59,761 Well, I do have an idea. 1137 00:41:59,785 --> 00:42:01,629 I'd like to propose a little exercise. 1138 00:42:01,653 --> 00:42:02,986 So you're helping me now? 1139 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:05,088 You need it, right? 1140 00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:06,489 So the shoe is on the other foot. 1141 00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:07,490 This is what it feels like. 1142 00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:08,669 Do you have a problem with that? 1143 00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:09,659 You know what? Strangely, 1144 00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:10,660 I have no problems with this at all. 1145 00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:12,495 Well then... 1146 00:42:12,531 --> 00:42:14,164 so here we are, 1147 00:42:14,232 --> 00:42:16,377 in a romantic restaurant at Christmas time. 1148 00:42:16,401 --> 00:42:17,745 I want you to look around this room 1149 00:42:17,769 --> 00:42:19,736 and tell me 1150 00:42:19,805 --> 00:42:23,473 what the most romantic detail is that you can see. 1151 00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:24,752 Don't make it something trite 1152 00:42:24,776 --> 00:42:27,510 like the Yule log burning in the fireplace, 1153 00:42:27,546 --> 00:42:30,057 or the faint echoes of Christmas music 1154 00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:31,125 in the background. 1155 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,415 Okay, all right, I'll try. 1156 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,786 One romantic thing... 1157 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:42,392 Well, I guess it would have to be... 1158 00:42:42,427 --> 00:42:44,794 Go on! Spit it out. 1159 00:42:44,830 --> 00:42:47,730 How shiny that spoon is. 1160 00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:51,167 How shiny the spoon is? Are you kidding me? 1161 00:42:51,203 --> 00:42:52,547 You are seriously not even trying, are you? 1162 00:42:52,571 --> 00:42:54,137 I mean, I have a reason. 1163 00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:56,083 There's a reason why the spoon is romantic? 1164 00:42:56,107 --> 00:42:57,240 Yeah. 1165 00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:07,550 It's because of how it reflects just a hint of candlelight... 1166 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:11,321 into your eyes. 1167 00:43:26,473 --> 00:43:27,617 What's the deal with you and Garth? 1168 00:43:27,641 --> 00:43:29,841 Garth... 1169 00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:31,921 He was always the "serious writer" 1170 00:43:31,945 --> 00:43:34,312 of the couple... 1171 00:43:34,347 --> 00:43:35,958 or at least he liked to think so. 1172 00:43:35,982 --> 00:43:37,115 At parties, 1173 00:43:37,150 --> 00:43:38,761 I would hang back and stay quiet 1174 00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:41,286 while he held court to the crowd 1175 00:43:41,354 --> 00:43:43,366 on all his brilliant ideas. 1176 00:43:43,390 --> 00:43:44,355 Well, you know... 1177 00:43:44,391 --> 00:43:45,457 some people feel bigger 1178 00:43:45,492 --> 00:43:46,925 by making others feel smaller. 1179 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,894 Yeah, he certainly feels like he's a big deal 1180 00:43:49,930 --> 00:43:53,598 now that he's at the "Dash of Romance" blog, 1181 00:43:53,633 --> 00:43:56,134 but it was partly my fault, too. 1182 00:43:56,203 --> 00:43:57,443 I'm just getting to the point 1183 00:43:57,471 --> 00:43:59,671 where I'm able to say the words "I'm a writer" 1184 00:43:59,706 --> 00:44:02,107 without wanting to hide. 1185 00:44:02,142 --> 00:44:04,209 So, Writer... 1186 00:44:04,244 --> 00:44:05,421 you going to show me your manuscript? 1187 00:44:05,445 --> 00:44:07,011 Well, I don't know. 1188 00:44:07,047 --> 00:44:08,279 You're so opinionated. 1189 00:44:08,315 --> 00:44:09,692 Kim, look, you helped me. Let me help you. 1190 00:44:09,716 --> 00:44:11,483 If you want to grow, 1191 00:44:11,551 --> 00:44:13,718 you need to learn to take criticism... 1192 00:44:13,754 --> 00:44:17,956 even if that means standing still... 1193 00:44:17,991 --> 00:44:19,991 while people throw snowballs at you. 1194 00:44:20,727 --> 00:44:21,738 Metaphorically speaking? 1195 00:44:21,762 --> 00:44:22,827 Nope! 1196 00:44:24,364 --> 00:44:25,597 What was that for? 1197 00:44:25,632 --> 00:44:26,976 It's for using too many adjectives. 1198 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Are you serious? 1199 00:44:29,970 --> 00:44:31,214 How else are you going to get a thick skin? 1200 00:44:31,238 --> 00:44:33,371 Why, you...! 1201 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,517 Your paragraphs could run a bit shorter, too, 1202 00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:35,573 by the way. 1203 00:44:35,609 --> 00:44:38,243 All right, Mr. Writer's Block! 1204 00:44:38,278 --> 00:44:40,798 Does this knock any ideas loose? 1205 00:44:43,016 --> 00:44:45,850 What, that's all you got? 1206 00:44:45,886 --> 00:44:46,751 Now you're getting the hang of it. 1207 00:44:46,787 --> 00:44:47,787 Resilience! 1208 00:45:03,103 --> 00:45:05,370 Thank you for helping me. 1209 00:45:05,405 --> 00:45:07,305 Likewise. 1210 00:45:13,847 --> 00:45:16,414 I think I might have misjudged you. 1211 00:45:18,251 --> 00:45:20,331 I think I might have misjudged you, too. 1212 00:45:28,528 --> 00:45:30,361 I guess... 1213 00:45:31,865 --> 00:45:33,164 I guess we should head back. 1214 00:45:34,301 --> 00:45:35,333 Yeah. 1215 00:45:35,368 --> 00:45:37,635 We've got a class tomorrow. 1216 00:45:37,671 --> 00:45:38,671 We do. 1217 00:45:38,705 --> 00:45:39,705 Yeah. Come on. 1218 00:45:46,713 --> 00:45:48,124 Thank you for trusting my taste in restaurants. 1219 00:45:48,148 --> 00:45:49,314 And thank you 1220 00:45:49,382 --> 00:45:52,083 for knowing the way back to the Inn. 1221 00:45:52,118 --> 00:45:54,485 You're not going to do any typing tonight, are you? 1222 00:45:54,521 --> 00:45:55,820 Typing? No. 1223 00:45:55,856 --> 00:45:57,099 As a matter of fact, 1224 00:45:57,123 --> 00:45:58,668 I think I am going to be doing some reading. 1225 00:45:58,692 --> 00:45:59,692 Oh, yeah? 1226 00:46:01,428 --> 00:46:02,505 You're giving me that manuscript. 1227 00:46:02,529 --> 00:46:03,795 Zeke, come on... 1228 00:46:03,830 --> 00:46:04,941 Kim, listen, 1229 00:46:04,965 --> 00:46:06,943 sometimes, you've got to take a chance. 1230 00:46:06,967 --> 00:46:08,744 Instead of dipping a toe in the pool, 1231 00:46:08,768 --> 00:46:10,648 you've got to just jump right into the deep end. 1232 00:46:14,941 --> 00:46:16,407 I... I... fine! 1233 00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:18,309 Okay, I surrender. 1234 00:46:19,679 --> 00:46:21,512 I think it's in here somewhere. 1235 00:46:25,252 --> 00:46:27,118 There it is. 1236 00:46:27,153 --> 00:46:28,453 You do have a computer, right? 1237 00:46:28,488 --> 00:46:29,287 Give me that. 1238 00:46:29,322 --> 00:46:30,722 I hope. 1239 00:46:30,757 --> 00:46:32,056 You promise to be nice? 1240 00:46:34,828 --> 00:46:37,148 I promise to be truthful. 1241 00:46:37,764 --> 00:46:39,242 Come on, let's get out of here. 1242 00:46:48,341 --> 00:46:49,485 Where's Zeke? 1243 00:46:49,509 --> 00:46:51,475 Believe it or not... 1244 00:46:51,511 --> 00:46:53,544 I gave him my manuscript to read. 1245 00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:55,846 That's brave of you. 1246 00:46:55,882 --> 00:46:59,116 So your "research dinner" must've gone well? 1247 00:46:59,152 --> 00:47:00,651 I think it did. 1248 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:02,598 He threw snowballs at me, so... 1249 00:47:02,622 --> 00:47:04,555 Okay. 1250 00:47:04,591 --> 00:47:05,790 Any plot updates 1251 00:47:05,825 --> 00:47:07,625 on the Gentleman in Tweed? 1252 00:47:07,660 --> 00:47:10,094 I am convinced he is Cowell. 1253 00:47:10,129 --> 00:47:11,874 I mean, he's still playing it coy, right? 1254 00:47:11,898 --> 00:47:13,564 But get this... 1255 00:47:13,633 --> 00:47:16,500 last night, he ordered a glass of Flying Loon Merlot. 1256 00:47:18,605 --> 00:47:19,503 Straight out of the dinner scene in chapter eight 1257 00:47:19,539 --> 00:47:20,438 of "Love Among the Maples." 1258 00:47:20,506 --> 00:47:22,273 Right, right, right. 1259 00:47:22,308 --> 00:47:24,175 Anyways, we have plans 1260 00:47:24,244 --> 00:47:25,588 to tour a goat cheese farm later, 1261 00:47:25,612 --> 00:47:28,512 and I intend to get to the bottom of this. 1262 00:47:28,548 --> 00:47:32,316 Samantha, they broke the mould with you. 1263 00:47:32,352 --> 00:47:33,651 Thanks! 1264 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:34,720 See you later. 1265 00:47:34,754 --> 00:47:35,586 I have to run to the next one. 1266 00:47:35,622 --> 00:47:36,702 Bye! 1267 00:47:43,463 --> 00:47:44,362 Good morning, everyone. 1268 00:47:44,397 --> 00:47:46,664 Morning, Kim. 1269 00:47:46,699 --> 00:47:49,300 How was your romantic dinner last night with... 1270 00:47:49,335 --> 00:47:52,103 Did he skip out on you? 1271 00:47:52,171 --> 00:47:53,804 Food poisoning? 1272 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,673 Man, he just left you all alone. 1273 00:47:55,708 --> 00:47:57,642 Thank you for your concern, 1274 00:47:57,677 --> 00:47:59,255 but I will be just fine on my own today. 1275 00:47:59,279 --> 00:48:00,444 Let's hope so. 1276 00:48:03,616 --> 00:48:05,983 Sorry I'm late. Made it just in time. 1277 00:48:06,052 --> 00:48:07,251 Good morning. 1278 00:48:07,287 --> 00:48:08,185 How are you this beautiful morn... 1279 00:48:08,221 --> 00:48:09,698 I bet you're one of those people 1280 00:48:09,722 --> 00:48:12,162 that opens Advent calendars one day at a time, aren't you? 1281 00:48:12,191 --> 00:48:14,069 Out with it! Did you read my manuscript? 1282 00:48:14,093 --> 00:48:15,838 Well, I picked it up last night. 1283 00:48:15,862 --> 00:48:17,072 And you couldn't put it down? 1284 00:48:17,096 --> 00:48:18,062 Actually, I haven't quite finished reading it yet. 1285 00:48:18,097 --> 00:48:19,497 You hated it. 1286 00:48:19,532 --> 00:48:21,932 No, no, no, I just, you know, I read slowly, carefully. 1287 00:48:22,402 --> 00:48:23,402 Is that okay? 1288 00:48:23,436 --> 00:48:24,602 That's just stellar. 1289 00:48:24,671 --> 00:48:26,804 Waiting around for pain is super-fun. 1290 00:48:26,839 --> 00:48:27,983 Look, I hate to break it to you, 1291 00:48:28,007 --> 00:48:30,167 but waiting for feedback is part of the job. 1292 00:48:30,910 --> 00:48:32,221 Welcome back, class... 1293 00:48:32,245 --> 00:48:34,523 and I think we have our latest winner to announce 1294 00:48:34,547 --> 00:48:36,507 for round two of the competition. 1295 00:48:38,651 --> 00:48:40,685 Congratulations, "winner." 1296 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:41,652 Thank you. 1297 00:48:41,688 --> 00:48:42,865 Save me a seat at lunch, partner? 1298 00:48:42,889 --> 00:48:44,322 You got it. 1299 00:48:44,357 --> 00:48:45,357 Hey. 1300 00:48:45,425 --> 00:48:47,158 Congratulations. 1301 00:48:47,226 --> 00:48:48,737 Thanks, Kim, and you know what? 1302 00:48:48,761 --> 00:48:50,881 Sorry about yesterday's blog post. 1303 00:48:52,298 --> 00:48:53,497 What? 1304 00:48:53,533 --> 00:48:54,653 Tell me he didn't... 1305 00:48:57,537 --> 00:49:00,004 "Ex-Mas At The Writers' Conference"? 1306 00:49:00,039 --> 00:49:01,605 As in "my ex." 1307 00:49:01,641 --> 00:49:02,785 You know, he's just trying to throw you off your game, 1308 00:49:02,809 --> 00:49:03,974 right? 1309 00:49:04,043 --> 00:49:05,676 Well, it's working. 1310 00:49:07,580 --> 00:49:09,491 Look, Garth was always going to have the upper hand 1311 00:49:09,515 --> 00:49:11,293 when it came to that sort of assignment. 1312 00:49:11,317 --> 00:49:12,283 I mean, look at his blog. 1313 00:49:12,318 --> 00:49:13,250 It's nothing but a bunch of... 1314 00:49:13,286 --> 00:49:15,686 you know, mundane observations. 1315 00:49:15,722 --> 00:49:17,488 I know. 1316 00:49:17,523 --> 00:49:20,958 I guess there's always round three of the competition. 1317 00:49:21,027 --> 00:49:23,194 Well, what does it matter? 1318 00:49:23,229 --> 00:49:24,662 You already won the first round, 1319 00:49:24,697 --> 00:49:25,596 and you got your hat in the ring 1320 00:49:25,631 --> 00:49:26,664 with Cowell. 1321 00:49:26,733 --> 00:49:27,743 Yeah, it's not just about that. 1322 00:49:27,767 --> 00:49:28,877 It's about the fact 1323 00:49:28,901 --> 00:49:30,212 that Garth doesn't believe in me. 1324 00:49:30,236 --> 00:49:32,514 I just want to prove him wrong. 1325 00:49:32,538 --> 00:49:34,405 Kim... 1326 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,374 look, whether it's Garth, or Cowell, 1327 00:49:36,409 --> 00:49:37,575 or anybody reading your work, 1328 00:49:37,610 --> 00:49:39,877 the only person who needs to believe in you... 1329 00:49:39,912 --> 00:49:42,079 is you. 1330 00:49:42,115 --> 00:49:42,947 Now look, can we please go back inside, 1331 00:49:42,982 --> 00:49:44,582 where it's warm? 1332 00:49:44,617 --> 00:49:46,217 Zeke, please. 1333 00:49:46,252 --> 00:49:47,252 Am I any good? 1334 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,453 Kim... 1335 00:49:49,489 --> 00:49:51,467 you get more compliments than anybody in our group. 1336 00:49:51,491 --> 00:49:54,225 But that's on the writing assignments. 1337 00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:55,404 You've read some of my manuscript. 1338 00:49:55,428 --> 00:49:57,268 You must have some thoughts? 1339 00:49:59,432 --> 00:50:00,542 I mean, I'm just one guy. Why do I matter? 1340 00:50:00,566 --> 00:50:03,501 Because I just want to know 1341 00:50:03,536 --> 00:50:05,870 before I chase this rainbow any further, 1342 00:50:05,938 --> 00:50:07,383 before I start sending this stuff out 1343 00:50:07,407 --> 00:50:08,906 to publishers. 1344 00:50:08,941 --> 00:50:10,875 I mean... 1345 00:50:10,910 --> 00:50:12,688 I don't know if I can take any more rejection 1346 00:50:12,712 --> 00:50:14,111 in my writing. 1347 00:50:14,147 --> 00:50:16,091 I've certainly had plenty of it when it comes to dating. 1348 00:50:16,115 --> 00:50:18,048 Come on, now that, I find that hard to believe. 1349 00:50:18,084 --> 00:50:19,817 Oh, trust me, 1350 00:50:19,852 --> 00:50:21,363 my dating life makes the Titanic 1351 00:50:21,387 --> 00:50:22,787 look like a pleasure cruise. 1352 00:50:24,924 --> 00:50:27,391 Would you please just tell me your thoughts? 1353 00:50:27,427 --> 00:50:29,627 Look... 1354 00:50:29,662 --> 00:50:30,662 I think... 1355 00:50:31,564 --> 00:50:33,864 that you need to stop obsessing, 1356 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:35,199 all right, 1357 00:50:35,234 --> 00:50:36,779 and there's a great industry lecture today at noon. 1358 00:50:36,803 --> 00:50:38,113 It'll take your mind right off of this. 1359 00:50:38,137 --> 00:50:39,615 I thought you hated the lectures? 1360 00:50:39,639 --> 00:50:41,138 I do. I'm not going. 1361 00:50:41,207 --> 00:50:42,106 I've got a manuscript to finish. 1362 00:50:42,141 --> 00:50:44,008 Okay... 1363 00:50:45,311 --> 00:50:47,812 but hurry up and finish it... 1364 00:50:47,847 --> 00:50:50,114 but take your time. 1365 00:50:53,989 --> 00:50:55,500 I am so excited for this talk. 1366 00:50:55,524 --> 00:50:57,825 Catherine McCullen! 1367 00:50:57,860 --> 00:50:59,793 She's like the Grand Dame of romance fiction. 1368 00:50:59,943 --> 00:51:01,661 - I know. - Here she is. 1369 00:51:05,601 --> 00:51:07,345 Seasons Greetings, everyone. 1370 00:51:07,369 --> 00:51:09,436 As you see, 1371 00:51:09,472 --> 00:51:11,572 I never travel without my tree. 1372 00:51:13,175 --> 00:51:14,407 As I was thinking 1373 00:51:14,443 --> 00:51:17,010 about what to talk to you about today, 1374 00:51:17,045 --> 00:51:19,512 I flashed back to my friend H.T. Cowell. 1375 00:51:19,548 --> 00:51:23,416 He has a very interesting approach to writing, 1376 00:51:23,452 --> 00:51:26,519 which I don't think he'd mind if I shared with you. 1377 00:51:26,555 --> 00:51:31,358 Think of a Christmas tree as the story you're living, 1378 00:51:31,393 --> 00:51:35,128 or the story you're wanting to tell. 1379 00:51:35,163 --> 00:51:37,998 A string of lights illuminates our path. 1380 00:51:38,066 --> 00:51:41,501 Each bulb is a plot point 1381 00:51:41,536 --> 00:51:45,605 or a meaningful event in our lives. 1382 00:51:45,641 --> 00:51:48,208 Ornaments 1383 00:51:48,243 --> 00:51:50,477 are the characters and concepts... 1384 00:51:51,847 --> 00:51:54,214 giving the tree personality... 1385 00:51:56,885 --> 00:51:59,786 and the angel is our clear point of view 1386 00:51:59,821 --> 00:52:01,354 from above, 1387 00:52:01,423 --> 00:52:03,356 that lets us peek... 1388 00:52:03,392 --> 00:52:06,092 into the lives of others... 1389 00:52:07,729 --> 00:52:10,163 which just leaves the gifts under the tree, 1390 00:52:10,232 --> 00:52:12,766 and the gifts are what each person takes away 1391 00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:14,067 from what we create... 1392 00:52:14,102 --> 00:52:18,104 our gift to them. 1393 00:52:18,140 --> 00:52:21,775 I have just got to meet H.T. Cowell. 1394 00:52:21,843 --> 00:52:24,444 I'm working on it. 1395 00:52:30,852 --> 00:52:32,497 That will be a tough act to follow. 1396 00:52:32,521 --> 00:52:33,765 Even for Cowell. 1397 00:52:33,789 --> 00:52:35,533 How's he going to top that at his big speech? 1398 00:52:35,557 --> 00:52:37,168 Not possible. Just not... 1399 00:52:37,192 --> 00:52:38,672 What? 1400 00:52:39,561 --> 00:52:40,527 Yes? 1401 00:52:40,562 --> 00:52:41,461 All done. 1402 00:52:41,496 --> 00:52:42,496 And? 1403 00:52:42,564 --> 00:52:44,364 And I'm taking us to lunch, 1404 00:52:44,399 --> 00:52:45,365 so go grab your coat. I'm going to get the car. 1405 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:46,480 That's not an answer. 1406 00:52:47,669 --> 00:52:49,269 Grab your coat. I'm going to get the car. 1407 00:52:49,338 --> 00:52:50,338 Go. 1408 00:52:50,405 --> 00:52:52,517 He loves the book. Yay! 1409 00:52:52,541 --> 00:52:53,707 He loves it. 1410 00:52:58,981 --> 00:53:01,748 All right, you brought me to a happy place. 1411 00:53:01,783 --> 00:53:05,652 I'm here. I am prepared. 1412 00:53:05,687 --> 00:53:06,920 Hit me with it. 1413 00:53:06,955 --> 00:53:08,566 Listen, we're on a work break, all right, 1414 00:53:08,590 --> 00:53:09,968 so let's enjoy our crepes first. 1415 00:53:09,992 --> 00:53:10,924 We can talk about that later. 1416 00:53:10,993 --> 00:53:12,359 Zeke, tell me the truth. 1417 00:53:12,394 --> 00:53:14,260 Go on. 1418 00:53:14,296 --> 00:53:15,707 All right, fine, look... 1419 00:53:15,731 --> 00:53:17,408 I think you're genuinely talented. 1420 00:53:17,432 --> 00:53:19,010 I think you're as solid a writer as it gets. 1421 00:53:19,034 --> 00:53:21,534 I think that your structure and dialogue 1422 00:53:21,603 --> 00:53:22,469 are fun and lively... 1423 00:53:22,504 --> 00:53:23,504 "But"? 1424 00:53:23,572 --> 00:53:24,971 But I just... 1425 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,217 I don't think it's there yet. 1426 00:53:26,241 --> 00:53:27,540 Ouch. 1427 00:53:27,576 --> 00:53:29,821 No, come on. Hear me through. 1428 00:53:29,845 --> 00:53:32,023 I think your characters aren't fully realized yet, 1429 00:53:32,047 --> 00:53:36,349 and I think that the details don't feel personal. 1430 00:53:37,619 --> 00:53:38,796 Okay, let me give you, for instance, 1431 00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:39,753 the hotel where they're staying in New York, 1432 00:53:39,788 --> 00:53:40,754 the Leone, right? 1433 00:53:40,789 --> 00:53:41,688 Yeah. 1434 00:53:41,723 --> 00:53:44,035 Does it have a doorman? 1435 00:53:44,059 --> 00:53:45,703 Does it have solid doors or revolving doors? 1436 00:53:45,727 --> 00:53:47,961 Does the vintage lobby take your breath away 1437 00:53:47,996 --> 00:53:49,073 when you step inside, 1438 00:53:49,097 --> 00:53:51,242 or is it a shell of its former glory? 1439 00:53:51,266 --> 00:53:52,198 I don't know. 1440 00:53:52,234 --> 00:53:53,277 I don't either. 1441 00:53:53,301 --> 00:53:54,768 That's the problem... 1442 00:53:54,803 --> 00:53:58,038 is the details don't feel real... 1443 00:53:58,073 --> 00:53:59,717 almost as if, I don't know, 1444 00:53:59,741 --> 00:54:01,185 like you'd never been to New York or something. 1445 00:54:01,209 --> 00:54:03,943 Well, I haven't spent much time there. 1446 00:54:03,979 --> 00:54:06,024 Well, a writer's got to know her world inside out. 1447 00:54:06,048 --> 00:54:08,681 Where's a good snowball when you need one? 1448 00:54:08,717 --> 00:54:10,094 And we have to see that world 1449 00:54:10,118 --> 00:54:11,084 through your characters' eyes. 1450 00:54:11,119 --> 00:54:12,563 That's really important. 1451 00:54:12,587 --> 00:54:13,598 Look, honestly, I'm not talking down to you 1452 00:54:13,622 --> 00:54:14,954 from a high horse, right? 1453 00:54:15,023 --> 00:54:15,989 I'm the guy who fell off the writing horse entirely, 1454 00:54:16,024 --> 00:54:16,990 remember. 1455 00:54:17,025 --> 00:54:17,891 I think it's a solid first draft. 1456 00:54:17,959 --> 00:54:19,492 All I'm saying is, 1457 00:54:19,528 --> 00:54:21,205 it just needs a little tweak and a little work, that's all. 1458 00:54:21,229 --> 00:54:22,128 We all do. 1459 00:54:22,197 --> 00:54:23,897 All right, so, 1460 00:54:23,932 --> 00:54:26,533 as someone who's about to be published, 1461 00:54:26,601 --> 00:54:28,401 in your humble opinion...? 1462 00:54:30,639 --> 00:54:32,005 It's not publishable yet. 1463 00:54:49,958 --> 00:54:51,291 Zeke again. 1464 00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:53,660 Don't care. 1465 00:54:54,796 --> 00:54:56,874 Despite giving you feedback, he's still a great guy. 1466 00:54:56,898 --> 00:54:58,465 I know, 1467 00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:00,545 but I still can't help being mad at him. 1468 00:55:00,569 --> 00:55:02,680 Because he didn't fall in love with your manuscript? 1469 00:55:02,704 --> 00:55:04,749 I mean, that seems a little... just a little unfair. 1470 00:55:04,773 --> 00:55:06,873 Maybe just a little bit, 1471 00:55:06,942 --> 00:55:08,508 but see, that makes me mad, too 1472 00:55:08,577 --> 00:55:10,143 because I'm being so childish. 1473 00:55:10,212 --> 00:55:12,045 Then you probably blame him for it. 1474 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:13,357 Well, yeah, 'cause it's his fault. 1475 00:55:13,381 --> 00:55:14,826 - No. - It is! 1476 00:55:14,850 --> 00:55:15,850 What? 1477 00:55:17,452 --> 00:55:19,052 No, look, it's one thing 1478 00:55:19,087 --> 00:55:21,588 when I get feedback on my writing exercises 1479 00:55:21,656 --> 00:55:22,989 from the class, 1480 00:55:23,024 --> 00:55:26,126 but Zeke not liking my manuscript, 1481 00:55:26,161 --> 00:55:27,727 that's like a piece of my soul! 1482 00:55:27,762 --> 00:55:30,463 Okay, whoa. He did not "not" like it. 1483 00:55:30,499 --> 00:55:31,598 He just... 1484 00:55:31,633 --> 00:55:33,266 he just said it could be even better. 1485 00:55:33,301 --> 00:55:34,801 Also, you know, 1486 00:55:34,870 --> 00:55:36,336 Zeke's where we want to be... 1487 00:55:36,371 --> 00:55:38,838 the book deal, right? 1488 00:55:38,874 --> 00:55:40,373 Well, it's just one book. 1489 00:55:40,408 --> 00:55:43,143 Well, it's more than you and I combined. 1490 00:55:43,211 --> 00:55:45,022 Plus, you've got to give him props 1491 00:55:45,046 --> 00:55:46,212 for giving you pointers. 1492 00:55:46,248 --> 00:55:47,714 That's true. 1493 00:55:47,782 --> 00:55:48,982 Yeah. 1494 00:55:49,017 --> 00:55:50,895 Well, hey, I have my big sitdown tomorrow 1495 00:55:50,919 --> 00:55:52,196 with a book agent and publisher, so... 1496 00:55:52,220 --> 00:55:53,798 You're going to be great. 1497 00:55:53,822 --> 00:55:54,888 If nothing else, 1498 00:55:54,956 --> 00:55:57,824 maybe Zeke helped take the sting out of it, 1499 00:55:57,893 --> 00:55:59,626 You're so talented. 1500 00:55:59,694 --> 00:56:01,394 Thanks, Sam. 1501 00:56:01,429 --> 00:56:02,695 Cheers. 1502 00:56:02,731 --> 00:56:04,251 Yes. Cheers. 1503 00:56:14,709 --> 00:56:15,909 Hi, honey! 1504 00:56:15,944 --> 00:56:17,188 Hey, Dad. 1505 00:56:17,212 --> 00:56:18,389 I just wanted to hear your voice. 1506 00:56:18,413 --> 00:56:20,013 I didn't wake you, did I? 1507 00:56:20,048 --> 00:56:21,281 Not a chance. 1508 00:56:21,316 --> 00:56:23,294 I've been up for hours wrapping gifts. 1509 00:56:23,318 --> 00:56:24,717 How's the conference? 1510 00:56:24,753 --> 00:56:27,053 Are you a literary rock star yet? 1511 00:56:27,122 --> 00:56:29,689 Well, I haven't destroyed my hotel room, 1512 00:56:29,758 --> 00:56:31,157 but... 1513 00:56:31,226 --> 00:56:32,892 I was up pretty late working. 1514 00:56:32,928 --> 00:56:35,061 How's it going? Seriously? 1515 00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:37,764 Well, the criticism is kind of hard. 1516 00:56:37,799 --> 00:56:40,400 I'll bet it is. 1517 00:56:40,435 --> 00:56:42,046 It can be hard to give tough advice, 1518 00:56:42,070 --> 00:56:43,990 even harder to listen to it... 1519 00:56:44,506 --> 00:56:46,339 even when it's meant to help. 1520 00:56:46,408 --> 00:56:49,676 I wish I could just carry you around with me all day, Dad. 1521 00:56:50,979 --> 00:56:52,690 It'd be murder on your lumbar. 1522 00:56:55,116 --> 00:56:57,850 Well, I have my professional panel today 1523 00:56:57,886 --> 00:57:00,220 with the book agent and publisher. 1524 00:57:00,288 --> 00:57:01,854 Do you have any words of wisdom? 1525 00:57:01,923 --> 00:57:04,624 It's time to put your game face on, kiddo. 1526 00:57:04,693 --> 00:57:07,460 Love you, Dad. See you later. 1527 00:57:13,301 --> 00:57:14,234 Hey, Zeke. 1528 00:57:14,269 --> 00:57:16,836 Hey... hey! 1529 00:57:16,871 --> 00:57:17,837 I caught you just in time. 1530 00:57:17,872 --> 00:57:18,938 Look, I came down 1531 00:57:18,974 --> 00:57:21,874 because I wanted to wish you good luck, 1532 00:57:21,910 --> 00:57:22,954 and because I kind of wanted to apologize 1533 00:57:22,978 --> 00:57:23,910 for I said yesterday if it was too harsh. 1534 00:57:23,979 --> 00:57:24,877 I didn't mean... 1535 00:57:24,946 --> 00:57:26,913 No, Zeke, stop. 1536 00:57:26,948 --> 00:57:28,781 I know that those snowballs you threw at me 1537 00:57:28,817 --> 00:57:29,857 were only meant to help... 1538 00:57:30,652 --> 00:57:31,684 and it occurred to me, 1539 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:33,319 you spent so much time reading my book, 1540 00:57:33,355 --> 00:57:35,488 you didn't even have time to turn in your assignment 1541 00:57:35,557 --> 00:57:36,689 for the competition. 1542 00:57:36,725 --> 00:57:38,035 Well, you know, I was torn, 1543 00:57:38,059 --> 00:57:39,403 but then I figured I'd much rather finish 1544 00:57:39,427 --> 00:57:41,439 a very talented new author's manuscript. 1545 00:57:41,463 --> 00:57:43,296 You don't have to say that. 1546 00:57:43,331 --> 00:57:45,376 I wouldn't if it wasn't true. 1547 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,201 Well, it's time for me to face the music. 1548 00:57:48,236 --> 00:57:50,937 My professional panel is starting right now. 1549 00:57:50,972 --> 00:57:52,149 Well, listen, 1550 00:57:52,173 --> 00:57:53,217 if I can give you some unsolicited advice, 1551 00:57:53,241 --> 00:57:56,709 just think of them as snow-ma'ams. 1552 00:57:56,745 --> 00:57:57,777 Okay. 1553 00:57:57,812 --> 00:57:58,645 All right. You got this. 1554 00:57:58,680 --> 00:57:59,846 Thanks. 1555 00:58:01,216 --> 00:58:02,081 I'm sorry. 1556 00:58:02,117 --> 00:58:04,597 Thank you. 1557 00:58:05,687 --> 00:58:07,898 Come in, we've got to keep things moving. 1558 00:58:07,922 --> 00:58:09,589 Miss Rossi? 1559 00:58:09,624 --> 00:58:11,384 Yes. You can call me Kim. 1560 00:58:11,826 --> 00:58:13,660 That's all right. 1561 00:58:13,695 --> 00:58:15,461 We enjoyed your premise. 1562 00:58:15,497 --> 00:58:17,575 You know your way around a sentence, 1563 00:58:17,599 --> 00:58:19,365 and your structure is respectable, 1564 00:58:19,401 --> 00:58:20,711 but from the sample of the manuscript 1565 00:58:20,735 --> 00:58:21,868 that you submitted, 1566 00:58:21,936 --> 00:58:23,056 at times, your characters... 1567 00:58:23,104 --> 00:58:25,238 they lack authenticity. 1568 00:58:25,273 --> 00:58:26,684 They seem a little too perfect. 1569 00:58:26,708 --> 00:58:28,841 I'd like to see the world more 1570 00:58:28,877 --> 00:58:30,810 from their perspective. 1571 00:58:30,845 --> 00:58:33,413 Mess them up, give them problems, 1572 00:58:33,448 --> 00:58:34,681 contradictions, 1573 00:58:34,716 --> 00:58:36,294 something that they... they ache for... 1574 00:58:36,318 --> 00:58:39,786 and more detail, a lot more detail... 1575 00:58:39,821 --> 00:58:40,865 and when you do that, 1576 00:58:40,889 --> 00:58:42,422 you might have a really good book here. 1577 00:58:42,457 --> 00:58:46,192 Would you be willing to work with me to get me there? 1578 00:58:46,227 --> 00:58:48,227 Oh, no. 1579 00:58:48,263 --> 00:58:49,562 This still has first draft feel. 1580 00:58:51,599 --> 00:58:52,999 You've got a long way to go, 1581 00:58:53,034 --> 00:58:54,434 but, and I mean this, 1582 00:58:54,469 --> 00:58:56,102 don't be discouraged. 1583 00:58:56,137 --> 00:58:57,370 I can assure you, 1584 00:58:57,405 --> 00:58:59,205 he hasn't said that to anyone else here today. 1585 00:59:00,508 --> 00:59:02,353 So keep up the good work, 1586 00:59:02,377 --> 00:59:03,843 and you've got talent. 1587 00:59:03,912 --> 00:59:05,778 So you're saying... 1588 00:59:05,814 --> 00:59:06,891 We're done. 1589 00:59:06,915 --> 00:59:07,880 For now. 1590 00:59:07,916 --> 00:59:09,382 Thank you. 1591 00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:10,850 Right. 1592 00:59:10,885 --> 00:59:11,951 Thank you. 1593 00:59:16,825 --> 00:59:18,558 Hey. 1594 00:59:18,626 --> 00:59:20,193 How'd it go? 1595 00:59:21,896 --> 00:59:24,263 I just want to hide in my room 1596 00:59:24,332 --> 00:59:25,543 and bury my head in an H.T. Cowell book 1597 00:59:25,567 --> 00:59:27,345 and forget about the world. 1598 00:59:27,369 --> 00:59:28,369 Really? 1599 00:59:29,337 --> 00:59:30,337 You know what? 1600 00:59:30,372 --> 00:59:31,237 I have an even better idea. 1601 00:59:31,272 --> 00:59:32,272 Come on. 1602 00:59:33,878 --> 00:59:34,921 You have officially entered 1603 00:59:34,945 --> 00:59:36,385 the world of the professional writer. 1604 00:59:37,281 --> 00:59:38,547 Okay. 1605 00:59:38,582 --> 00:59:40,293 In fact, a rejection is something to be savored 1606 00:59:40,717 --> 00:59:42,284 and celebrated... 1607 00:59:42,352 --> 00:59:43,819 like a fine wine. 1608 00:59:43,854 --> 00:59:44,854 It is? 1609 00:59:48,725 --> 00:59:50,692 Wait, what... 1610 00:59:50,727 --> 00:59:52,527 what is this? 1611 00:59:52,563 --> 00:59:54,796 We're celebrating. 1612 00:59:54,832 --> 00:59:56,131 What? 1613 00:59:57,968 --> 00:59:59,212 There you go. 1614 01:00:04,541 --> 01:00:05,574 As a matter of fact, 1615 01:00:05,609 --> 01:00:07,642 I remember my first rejection. 1616 01:00:07,678 --> 01:00:08,577 Yeah? 1617 01:00:08,645 --> 01:00:10,112 Yeah. 1618 01:00:10,147 --> 01:00:11,847 I strolled down to the mailbox, 1619 01:00:11,915 --> 01:00:14,716 thinking I was going to pick up some Christmas cards, 1620 01:00:14,751 --> 01:00:16,863 and instead, I got a rejection form letter. 1621 01:00:16,887 --> 01:00:18,131 It was like a snowball to the face, 1622 01:00:18,155 --> 01:00:19,521 but the good news is, 1623 01:00:19,590 --> 01:00:21,857 the sting gets a little less each time. 1624 01:00:21,892 --> 01:00:25,026 I remember my first rejection. 1625 01:00:25,062 --> 01:00:26,828 It was Timmy Lonnegan. 1626 01:00:26,864 --> 01:00:29,264 On the playground at recess, 1627 01:00:29,299 --> 01:00:31,539 he just dumped me in front of the entire school. 1628 01:00:33,137 --> 01:00:35,504 Look, whether it's love, 1629 01:00:35,572 --> 01:00:36,732 or whether it's writing... 1630 01:00:38,709 --> 01:00:39,841 it takes a lot of resilience 1631 01:00:39,877 --> 01:00:41,488 to stay in the game long enough 1632 01:00:41,512 --> 01:00:43,845 for a happily-ever-after... 1633 01:00:43,914 --> 01:00:45,154 and Timmy's loss, by the way. 1634 01:00:46,450 --> 01:00:47,716 Well... 1635 01:00:49,086 --> 01:00:50,497 Listen, I've got an idea. Would you be willing 1636 01:00:50,521 --> 01:00:51,831 to try something a little different tomorrow? 1637 01:00:51,855 --> 01:00:53,421 Like what? 1638 01:00:53,457 --> 01:00:54,868 Well, they've given us the day off to do re-writes, 1639 01:00:54,892 --> 01:00:56,035 so we don't have class anyway. 1640 01:00:56,059 --> 01:00:58,126 That's true. 1641 01:00:58,162 --> 01:01:00,162 I want to take you somewhere. 1642 01:01:00,197 --> 01:01:01,329 Maybe a little trip? 1643 01:01:01,398 --> 01:01:02,575 A trip? Where? 1644 01:01:02,599 --> 01:01:03,999 Just trust me. 1645 01:01:05,802 --> 01:01:06,946 Plus, my motives are partly selfish. 1646 01:01:06,970 --> 01:01:08,081 I mean, they say a change of scenery 1647 01:01:08,105 --> 01:01:09,582 can work miracles for writer's block. 1648 01:01:12,809 --> 01:01:14,876 I don't know what it is about you... 1649 01:01:14,945 --> 01:01:16,144 but I'm in. 1650 01:01:17,648 --> 01:01:19,247 Okay. 1651 01:01:32,029 --> 01:01:32,928 Good morning! 1652 01:01:32,963 --> 01:01:35,441 I tend to think morning begins 1653 01:01:35,465 --> 01:01:36,809 after I've had my first sip of coffee. 1654 01:01:36,833 --> 01:01:37,699 I'm pretty sure they have coffee 1655 01:01:37,734 --> 01:01:38,734 where we're going. 1656 01:01:38,802 --> 01:01:39,434 Did you bring a change of clothes? 1657 01:01:39,469 --> 01:01:40,969 Yes. 1658 01:01:41,004 --> 01:01:42,215 We're not going duck hunting, are we? 1659 01:01:42,239 --> 01:01:43,205 'Cause I don't like that. 1660 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:44,817 It's winter. No ducks. 1661 01:01:44,841 --> 01:01:45,841 Lucky them. 1662 01:01:47,144 --> 01:01:48,510 So where are we going? 1663 01:01:48,579 --> 01:01:49,811 Green Mountain Valley? 1664 01:01:49,846 --> 01:01:51,413 Winooski River? 1665 01:01:51,448 --> 01:01:52,380 New York City. 1666 01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:54,082 I got us tickets. 1667 01:01:54,151 --> 01:01:55,261 We're going to New York City? 1668 01:01:55,285 --> 01:01:56,285 Like, right now? 1669 01:01:57,421 --> 01:01:58,320 Are you kidding? 1670 01:01:58,388 --> 01:01:59,454 No. 1671 01:01:59,523 --> 01:02:00,700 I've got more frequent-flyer miles 1672 01:02:00,724 --> 01:02:01,834 than I know what to do with. 1673 01:02:01,858 --> 01:02:02,869 I'm a finance guy, remember? 1674 01:02:02,893 --> 01:02:04,470 I've got clients up and down the coast. 1675 01:02:04,494 --> 01:02:05,939 Okay, I have a confession to make. 1676 01:02:07,097 --> 01:02:09,217 I've never actually been to New York City. 1677 01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:11,633 Yeah, that's pretty clear 1678 01:02:11,668 --> 01:02:13,646 from your descriptions of it in your book. 1679 01:02:13,670 --> 01:02:15,951 You know, you're pretty funny sometimes. 1680 01:02:17,207 --> 01:02:18,384 Now is not one of them. 1681 01:02:18,408 --> 01:02:20,141 Big Apple, here we come. 1682 01:02:45,569 --> 01:02:47,102 Thanks so much, Sam. 1683 01:02:48,238 --> 01:02:50,358 - Thank you! - You're welcome. 1684 01:02:52,876 --> 01:02:54,309 Bye! 1685 01:02:54,344 --> 01:02:55,677 You always hear 1686 01:02:55,746 --> 01:02:57,190 about how New York cabbies are so rude, 1687 01:02:57,214 --> 01:02:59,092 but he was totally into my questions. 1688 01:02:59,116 --> 01:03:00,415 That's what I'm telling you. 1689 01:03:00,484 --> 01:03:01,316 You've got to experience a place with all your senses 1690 01:03:01,351 --> 01:03:02,595 to be able to write about it. 1691 01:03:02,619 --> 01:03:04,085 Okay, so this is Midtown, right? 1692 01:03:04,121 --> 01:03:06,087 So Soho and Wall Street are that way. 1693 01:03:06,123 --> 01:03:07,656 Broadway's behind us somewhere. 1694 01:03:07,691 --> 01:03:10,158 I am officially overwhelmed. 1695 01:03:10,193 --> 01:03:11,437 Zeke! 1696 01:03:11,461 --> 01:03:12,501 Look, it's the hotel 1697 01:03:12,562 --> 01:03:13,606 that I wrote about in my book, 1698 01:03:13,630 --> 01:03:14,929 the Hotel Leone. 1699 01:03:14,965 --> 01:03:16,398 That's right. 1700 01:03:16,433 --> 01:03:17,832 Why'd you choose this one? 1701 01:03:18,935 --> 01:03:20,813 I liked the look of the facade. 1702 01:03:20,837 --> 01:03:22,248 That explains 1703 01:03:22,272 --> 01:03:23,349 why your descriptions didn't quite capture the details, 1704 01:03:23,373 --> 01:03:24,472 but that's okay, right, 1705 01:03:24,508 --> 01:03:25,807 'cause now that you're here, 1706 01:03:25,842 --> 01:03:27,809 in person... 1707 01:03:27,844 --> 01:03:30,111 any thoughts? 1708 01:03:30,147 --> 01:03:31,613 Well... 1709 01:03:31,682 --> 01:03:34,282 doorman... check. 1710 01:03:34,318 --> 01:03:36,518 Carved wooden double doors. 1711 01:03:36,586 --> 01:03:37,986 Those are really nice. 1712 01:03:38,055 --> 01:03:40,722 It just kind of takes your breath away. 1713 01:03:40,757 --> 01:03:43,069 It feels like being a kid on Christmas morning, 1714 01:03:43,093 --> 01:03:44,737 like, that moment when you're just about to open 1715 01:03:44,761 --> 01:03:47,121 your very first present. 1716 01:03:48,999 --> 01:03:49,898 What do you say we open this present 1717 01:03:49,966 --> 01:03:51,266 and see what's inside? 1718 01:03:51,301 --> 01:03:53,101 - Let's do it. - All right. 1719 01:04:03,547 --> 01:04:04,412 What do you say we take an elevator 1720 01:04:04,448 --> 01:04:05,480 to the top floor? 1721 01:04:05,515 --> 01:04:06,448 We should check in first. 1722 01:04:06,483 --> 01:04:07,493 Separate suites, of course... 1723 01:04:07,517 --> 01:04:09,150 Check in? 1724 01:04:09,186 --> 01:04:10,463 What do you mean, check in? 1725 01:04:10,487 --> 01:04:11,786 A client of mine runs this hotel. 1726 01:04:11,855 --> 01:04:13,415 I called in a favor for a couple suites. 1727 01:04:15,025 --> 01:04:16,191 Amazing! 1728 01:04:16,259 --> 01:04:17,158 Thank you! 1729 01:04:17,194 --> 01:04:18,194 After you. 1730 01:04:24,334 --> 01:04:25,611 Check out the view. 1731 01:04:25,635 --> 01:04:27,602 Oh, my goodness! 1732 01:04:30,574 --> 01:04:32,273 Christmas in New York. 1733 01:04:32,309 --> 01:04:36,177 I can still barely believe this is really happening. 1734 01:04:36,213 --> 01:04:37,323 And? 1735 01:04:37,347 --> 01:04:39,714 Is it everything you expected so far? 1736 01:04:39,783 --> 01:04:41,182 Actually, no. 1737 01:04:42,386 --> 01:04:43,418 No? 1738 01:04:43,453 --> 01:04:45,220 It's even better. 1739 01:04:47,691 --> 01:04:48,857 Sorry. 1740 01:04:50,394 --> 01:04:51,960 This is Samantha. 1741 01:04:52,028 --> 01:04:53,339 You don't mind if I tell her where we are? 1742 01:04:53,363 --> 01:04:55,141 No, knock yourself out. 1743 01:04:55,165 --> 01:04:58,466 Hey, Samantha, I'm so glad you called. 1744 01:04:58,502 --> 01:05:00,135 Wait, why are you whispering? 1745 01:05:00,203 --> 01:05:02,203 I'm having dinner with Mr. Tweed! 1746 01:05:02,239 --> 01:05:03,204 No! 1747 01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:04,305 I know. 1748 01:05:04,341 --> 01:05:05,206 So I went by your room this morning, 1749 01:05:05,242 --> 01:05:06,141 and you weren't there. 1750 01:05:06,176 --> 01:05:07,176 What's up? 1751 01:05:08,211 --> 01:05:09,589 Zeke and I are playing hooky. 1752 01:05:09,613 --> 01:05:11,546 Hey! Research trip. 1753 01:05:11,615 --> 01:05:13,248 Yeah, research trip. 1754 01:05:13,283 --> 01:05:15,417 Zeke flew me to New York City. 1755 01:05:15,452 --> 01:05:17,051 That's so exciting! 1756 01:05:17,087 --> 01:05:18,664 And speaking of more exciting news... 1757 01:05:18,688 --> 01:05:19,866 I won the third round of the competition 1758 01:05:19,890 --> 01:05:21,189 in my workshop, 1759 01:05:21,258 --> 01:05:23,102 so I guess my hat's in the ring, too. 1760 01:05:23,126 --> 01:05:26,261 Hey, congratulations! That's awesome. 1761 01:05:26,329 --> 01:05:27,507 Hope you have a great time tonight. 1762 01:05:27,531 --> 01:05:28,531 You really deserve it. 1763 01:05:29,599 --> 01:05:31,566 Here he comes. Got to go. Bye. 1764 01:05:31,601 --> 01:05:32,901 Okay. 1765 01:05:36,039 --> 01:05:37,283 So... 1766 01:05:37,307 --> 01:05:38,584 you ready to hit the streets of New York City? 1767 01:05:38,608 --> 01:05:39,974 Definitely. 1768 01:05:45,949 --> 01:05:49,584 What I mean is, New York is so amazing, 1769 01:05:49,619 --> 01:05:52,053 but the details... 1770 01:05:52,122 --> 01:05:54,162 they're different than how I expected. 1771 01:05:56,526 --> 01:05:58,760 The street lights off the pavement... 1772 01:05:58,829 --> 01:06:01,863 the electricity in the air... 1773 01:06:01,932 --> 01:06:03,810 Go on. Be specific. 1774 01:06:03,834 --> 01:06:07,335 It also smells different than I thought it would. 1775 01:06:07,370 --> 01:06:08,503 Okay. 1776 01:06:08,538 --> 01:06:10,171 Sure, there's the roasting chestnut smell 1777 01:06:10,207 --> 01:06:11,840 that I expected, 1778 01:06:11,875 --> 01:06:14,209 but there's also the air 1779 01:06:14,244 --> 01:06:17,111 coming up from the subway grilles... 1780 01:06:18,415 --> 01:06:19,614 the taxi exhaust 1781 01:06:19,649 --> 01:06:23,051 mixing with the smell of expensive perfume... 1782 01:06:23,086 --> 01:06:24,652 it's really beautiful. 1783 01:06:24,688 --> 01:06:25,720 Yeah. 1784 01:06:26,990 --> 01:06:29,757 This is exactly what I've been looking for. 1785 01:06:29,793 --> 01:06:33,228 Chestnuts literally roasting on an open... cart grill. 1786 01:06:34,965 --> 01:06:35,930 Not quite an open fire, 1787 01:06:35,966 --> 01:06:37,210 but close. 1788 01:06:37,234 --> 01:06:38,377 Good stories are grounded in the details, 1789 01:06:38,401 --> 01:06:39,834 aren't they? 1790 01:06:39,870 --> 01:06:41,013 That's right. Can I get a bag? 1791 01:06:41,037 --> 01:06:43,338 Okay, thanks. 1792 01:06:43,406 --> 01:06:45,918 Writers are just people 1793 01:06:45,942 --> 01:06:46,908 who pay really close attention 1794 01:06:46,943 --> 01:06:47,842 to those details. 1795 01:06:47,878 --> 01:06:49,177 Chestnut? 1796 01:06:49,212 --> 01:06:51,079 Yes. It's hot! 1797 01:06:51,114 --> 01:06:52,358 Yes. This is your first New York chestnut. 1798 01:06:52,382 --> 01:06:54,048 My first New York chestnut! 1799 01:07:10,700 --> 01:07:13,668 Hey! How's the writer's block coming? 1800 01:07:13,703 --> 01:07:16,638 What writer's block? 1801 01:07:16,673 --> 01:07:17,939 Is my typing too loud? 1802 01:07:19,409 --> 01:07:21,676 No, it's kind of soothing, actually. 1803 01:07:44,801 --> 01:07:45,767 Hi! 1804 01:07:45,802 --> 01:07:46,802 Hey. 1805 01:07:47,837 --> 01:07:48,981 How'd the writing go? 1806 01:07:49,005 --> 01:07:50,950 It was great. I was up all night working. 1807 01:07:50,974 --> 01:07:52,607 Yeah, me too. 1808 01:07:53,743 --> 01:07:54,754 Hey, Kim, look, 1809 01:07:54,778 --> 01:07:56,377 there's... 1810 01:07:56,413 --> 01:07:58,190 there's something I've been meaning to tell you. 1811 01:07:58,214 --> 01:08:00,126 Hang on a second. Samantha just texted. 1812 01:08:00,150 --> 01:08:01,561 She says they're expecting a huge storm in Vermont, 1813 01:08:01,585 --> 01:08:02,862 and they've just moved Cowell's lecture 1814 01:08:02,886 --> 01:08:04,852 from tonight to today... 2:00 p.m.! 1815 01:08:05,989 --> 01:08:07,889 Okay... 1816 01:08:07,924 --> 01:08:09,390 look, let's not panic. 1817 01:08:09,426 --> 01:08:10,703 Not panic? But we're 300 miles away, 1818 01:08:10,727 --> 01:08:11,659 and they're canceling flights. 1819 01:08:11,695 --> 01:08:12,827 What do you suggest? 1820 01:08:12,862 --> 01:08:14,862 I suggest you be ready in five, 1821 01:08:14,931 --> 01:08:16,075 and I'm going to find us a new flight. 1822 01:08:16,099 --> 01:08:18,099 On no notice with a storm coming in? 1823 01:08:18,668 --> 01:08:19,679 Then I can rent a car. 1824 01:08:19,703 --> 01:08:20,568 We can drive there if we have to. 1825 01:08:20,637 --> 01:08:21,948 We'll be there in time. 1826 01:08:21,972 --> 01:08:23,171 Well... 1827 01:08:23,239 --> 01:08:24,939 I hope so. 1828 01:08:31,948 --> 01:08:34,616 Hey, Kim? 1829 01:08:34,684 --> 01:08:36,128 I just wanted to double-check. 1830 01:08:36,152 --> 01:08:37,518 It's Chapter 19, right? 1831 01:08:37,554 --> 01:08:38,653 Thank you! 1832 01:08:38,688 --> 01:08:40,822 Yes, Chapter 19. 1833 01:08:40,890 --> 01:08:41,723 I've just been so inspired here. 1834 01:08:41,758 --> 01:08:42,758 That's so great. 1835 01:08:42,792 --> 01:08:43,658 I'm loving this new confidence thing 1836 01:08:43,693 --> 01:08:44,592 you've got going on. 1837 01:08:44,661 --> 01:08:45,860 I know, right? 1838 01:08:45,895 --> 01:08:47,573 It's the first time I've actually been excited 1839 01:08:47,597 --> 01:08:48,908 about somebody reading my work. 1840 01:08:48,932 --> 01:08:50,042 So great. Well, I'm going to be 1841 01:08:50,066 --> 01:08:51,677 the first person in the auditorium, 1842 01:08:51,701 --> 01:08:52,500 and I will save us seats, so just please hurry. 1843 01:08:52,535 --> 01:08:54,002 Thanks, Samantha! 1844 01:08:54,037 --> 01:08:55,203 Okay, bye! 1845 01:08:55,271 --> 01:08:56,404 Hi, I'm submitting 1846 01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:58,239 for Kim Rossi and Samantha Pyke. 1847 01:08:58,274 --> 01:08:59,585 Thank you. Noted. 1848 01:08:59,609 --> 01:09:01,809 - Hi. - Just give me a minute. 1849 01:09:18,461 --> 01:09:19,939 Samantha's saving us seats, 1850 01:09:19,963 --> 01:09:21,407 but she said it's already packed. 1851 01:09:21,431 --> 01:09:22,508 Kim, wait, before you go inside, 1852 01:09:22,532 --> 01:09:23,398 there's something I need to tell you. 1853 01:09:23,433 --> 01:09:24,577 Zeke, we're going to be late! 1854 01:09:24,601 --> 01:09:25,867 I'll see you inside. Hurry! 1855 01:09:33,476 --> 01:09:35,343 So you missed the submission, huh? 1856 01:09:35,378 --> 01:09:37,418 No, Samantha submitted it for me. 1857 01:09:37,447 --> 01:09:39,614 Your name's not on the board. 1858 01:09:39,683 --> 01:09:41,315 That's impossible. 1859 01:09:45,088 --> 01:09:46,088 Kim! 1860 01:09:47,223 --> 01:09:48,223 Hurry! 1861 01:09:51,194 --> 01:09:52,194 My gosh! Sit down. 1862 01:09:52,229 --> 01:09:53,161 I had to fight these people off 1863 01:09:53,196 --> 01:09:54,229 for these seats. 1864 01:09:54,264 --> 01:09:55,163 Samantha, what happened 1865 01:09:55,232 --> 01:09:56,197 to my manuscript submission 1866 01:09:56,233 --> 01:09:57,410 to be read by Cowell? 1867 01:09:57,434 --> 01:09:58,434 I submitted it. 1868 01:09:58,502 --> 01:10:00,146 My name's not on the board! 1869 01:10:00,170 --> 01:10:01,280 Are you sure? I submitted it myself. 1870 01:10:01,304 --> 01:10:02,670 It must be some sort of mistake. 1871 01:10:02,739 --> 01:10:04,117 I don't know. It's not there. 1872 01:10:09,379 --> 01:10:10,423 Oh, my gosh! It's him! 1873 01:10:10,447 --> 01:10:11,980 I told you, it's him! 1874 01:10:12,048 --> 01:10:13,048 I was right. 1875 01:10:14,584 --> 01:10:17,185 Modern romance as we know it 1876 01:10:17,220 --> 01:10:19,460 was invented by the French in the 12th Century... 1877 01:10:20,690 --> 01:10:21,730 and I don't know an author 1878 01:10:21,758 --> 01:10:24,225 more in touch with that legacy today 1879 01:10:24,294 --> 01:10:25,294 than H.T. Cowell. 1880 01:10:28,165 --> 01:10:30,343 It was the saddest day of my career as his editor 1881 01:10:30,367 --> 01:10:34,602 when he decided to stop writing new books... 1882 01:10:34,638 --> 01:10:35,638 but... 1883 01:10:37,073 --> 01:10:38,151 I'll let him tell you more. 1884 01:10:38,175 --> 01:10:39,886 Ladies and gentlemen, H.T. Cowell! 1885 01:11:09,372 --> 01:11:10,652 I never planned to be a writer. 1886 01:11:13,510 --> 01:11:14,676 I mean, I dabbled a little... 1887 01:11:16,746 --> 01:11:20,515 but I had a button-down job in the city, 1888 01:11:20,550 --> 01:11:21,483 and my wife would get worried 1889 01:11:21,518 --> 01:11:23,952 if I spent too much time writing. 1890 01:11:23,987 --> 01:11:25,753 So I played it safe... 1891 01:11:27,157 --> 01:11:28,523 and it was only 1892 01:11:28,558 --> 01:11:30,837 when I was riding the train into the city every day 1893 01:11:30,861 --> 01:11:33,528 that I would think of stories and characters 1894 01:11:33,563 --> 01:11:37,465 based on some of the passengers around me. 1895 01:11:37,501 --> 01:11:39,801 What if that bike messenger 1896 01:11:39,836 --> 01:11:42,270 swept that transit worker off her feet? 1897 01:11:44,708 --> 01:11:46,185 What if that woman reading the "Wall Street Journal" 1898 01:11:46,209 --> 01:11:47,675 suddenly turned and proposed 1899 01:11:47,744 --> 01:11:49,784 to the construction guy one seat over? 1900 01:11:50,447 --> 01:11:51,746 Anyway, 1901 01:11:51,781 --> 01:11:52,859 one thing led to another, 1902 01:11:52,883 --> 01:11:55,350 and pretty soon, I had one bestseller, 1903 01:11:55,418 --> 01:11:57,619 and then another bestseller... 1904 01:11:57,654 --> 01:11:58,664 and that whole time, 1905 01:11:58,688 --> 01:12:01,222 I avoided the press because... 1906 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,426 because I needed to be anonymous. 1907 01:12:08,598 --> 01:12:10,676 I just... I wanted to stay an observer. 1908 01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:14,035 Well, pretty soon, I was writing all the time, 1909 01:12:14,070 --> 01:12:15,870 and I was juggling deadlines, 1910 01:12:15,906 --> 01:12:19,140 and I didn't even notice 1911 01:12:19,175 --> 01:12:21,442 that my second love was taking me away 1912 01:12:21,478 --> 01:12:24,078 from my first, 1913 01:12:24,114 --> 01:12:27,749 until my wife asked me for a divorce. 1914 01:12:29,319 --> 01:12:30,418 Looking back, 1915 01:12:30,453 --> 01:12:31,933 I should have done things differently. 1916 01:12:34,491 --> 01:12:35,790 Writing about love and romance 1917 01:12:35,825 --> 01:12:37,759 became a lot harder 1918 01:12:37,794 --> 01:12:40,395 when love and romance disappeared from my life. 1919 01:12:43,099 --> 01:12:44,577 Pretty soon, my writing stopped, 1920 01:12:44,601 --> 01:12:46,467 and I withdrew from the world. 1921 01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:51,339 The truth is, 1922 01:12:51,374 --> 01:12:53,074 I had really drifted 1923 01:12:53,109 --> 01:12:54,220 from what it was that I loved about writing 1924 01:12:54,244 --> 01:12:57,545 in the first place, 1925 01:12:57,581 --> 01:13:02,083 which is seeing the world through someone else's eyes, 1926 01:13:02,118 --> 01:13:04,352 whether that's a character... 1927 01:13:06,990 --> 01:13:08,856 or just someone special... 1928 01:13:11,094 --> 01:13:13,261 especially at Christmas. 1929 01:13:20,537 --> 01:13:21,836 Yeah. 1930 01:13:21,871 --> 01:13:23,972 So are the rumors true? 1931 01:13:24,007 --> 01:13:26,741 Are you releasing an 800-page book? 1932 01:13:26,776 --> 01:13:28,443 They're sort of true. 1933 01:13:28,511 --> 01:13:32,046 My publisher is releasing an 800-page anthology. 1934 01:13:32,115 --> 01:13:35,216 So no new book? 1935 01:13:35,251 --> 01:13:37,585 Not as such, no. I'm sorry. 1936 01:13:37,654 --> 01:13:39,554 Not right now, anyway. 1937 01:13:39,623 --> 01:13:40,623 Oh, come on, look, 1938 01:13:40,657 --> 01:13:41,667 I didn't come here to be a downer, 1939 01:13:41,691 --> 01:13:44,759 so maybe I can... 1940 01:13:44,794 --> 01:13:47,795 serve as some sort of cautionary tale. 1941 01:13:49,532 --> 01:13:51,466 Don't play it safe. 1942 01:13:51,534 --> 01:13:52,867 Don't hide out... 1943 01:13:54,337 --> 01:13:56,582 even if it feels easier sometimes. 1944 01:13:56,606 --> 01:13:58,139 You know, recently, 1945 01:13:58,174 --> 01:13:59,607 somebody reminded me... 1946 01:14:01,277 --> 01:14:03,397 that inspiration can come from anywhere... 1947 01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:09,350 and surprises come along every day. 1948 01:14:12,822 --> 01:14:14,288 Thanks. 1949 01:14:37,047 --> 01:14:38,579 Kim! Kim... 1950 01:14:39,949 --> 01:14:41,182 Hey... 1951 01:14:41,217 --> 01:14:42,383 You didn't answer my texts. 1952 01:14:42,419 --> 01:14:44,485 Well, I didn't know what to say. 1953 01:14:44,521 --> 01:14:45,687 You lied to me. 1954 01:14:45,755 --> 01:14:48,423 You've been lying to me since we first met. 1955 01:14:48,458 --> 01:14:49,502 For someone who says 1956 01:14:49,526 --> 01:14:50,636 writing is all about the details, 1957 01:14:50,660 --> 01:14:52,271 you sure left one important detail out. 1958 01:14:52,295 --> 01:14:53,461 For a reason, okay? 1959 01:14:53,496 --> 01:14:54,662 I wanted you... 1960 01:14:54,698 --> 01:14:56,898 to know me for me, 1961 01:14:56,933 --> 01:14:59,267 not H.T. Cowell. 1962 01:14:59,335 --> 01:15:01,147 You promised to be honest with me. 1963 01:15:01,171 --> 01:15:02,581 You had so many opportunities 1964 01:15:02,605 --> 01:15:03,816 to tell me the truth. 1965 01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:05,718 Instead, you wanted to save your big reveal 1966 01:15:05,742 --> 01:15:08,020 for the promotion of your anthology? 1967 01:15:08,044 --> 01:15:09,044 No, it's not like that. 1968 01:15:09,112 --> 01:15:11,846 I never wanted to go public at all, 1969 01:15:11,915 --> 01:15:12,958 but even bestselling authors 1970 01:15:12,982 --> 01:15:14,515 have shelf-lives, 1971 01:15:14,551 --> 01:15:16,191 especially if they don't produce new work. 1972 01:15:17,287 --> 01:15:18,786 So the board at my publishing house 1973 01:15:18,822 --> 01:15:20,633 told me I had to come here, I had to go public, 1974 01:15:20,657 --> 01:15:22,457 I had to promote the anthology... 1975 01:15:22,525 --> 01:15:23,669 or they wouldn't publish me anymore, 1976 01:15:23,693 --> 01:15:26,194 but look, listen, I just never expected... 1977 01:15:27,764 --> 01:15:29,597 that I would meet somebody like you. 1978 01:15:29,632 --> 01:15:32,100 And that whole story about having a book deal... 1979 01:15:32,135 --> 01:15:34,268 Gosh, talk about fiction! 1980 01:15:34,304 --> 01:15:35,314 I don't even know what to call you. 1981 01:15:35,338 --> 01:15:37,371 What's your name? 1982 01:15:37,407 --> 01:15:40,641 Well, my mom calls me "Zeke..." 1983 01:15:40,677 --> 01:15:41,776 short for "Hezekiah..." 1984 01:15:43,780 --> 01:15:46,848 and Kim, we do know each other... 1985 01:15:46,883 --> 01:15:48,316 in person and through our writing. 1986 01:15:48,351 --> 01:15:51,018 Except the person I thought I knew 1987 01:15:51,087 --> 01:15:52,631 was a struggling writer just like me, 1988 01:15:52,655 --> 01:15:53,788 not some writing star! 1989 01:15:53,823 --> 01:15:56,023 Former star. 1990 01:15:56,059 --> 01:15:56,958 And what, you needed some newbie 1991 01:15:56,993 --> 01:15:57,892 or a muse or whatever 1992 01:15:57,961 --> 01:16:00,261 to get re-inspired? 1993 01:16:00,296 --> 01:16:01,707 And all this time, you're telling me 1994 01:16:01,731 --> 01:16:02,842 to be "authentic" with my work, 1995 01:16:02,866 --> 01:16:04,043 and you're completely hiding 1996 01:16:04,067 --> 01:16:05,111 who you actually are? 1997 01:16:05,135 --> 01:16:06,868 I... I... I wanted to tell you. 1998 01:16:06,936 --> 01:16:08,080 But you didn't trust me enough 1999 01:16:08,104 --> 01:16:10,872 to tell me the truth, 2000 01:16:10,907 --> 01:16:13,027 and that's the worst rejection slip of all. 2001 01:16:19,618 --> 01:16:22,919 That writer's conference was a real eye-opener, 2002 01:16:22,954 --> 01:16:24,532 and I learned something really important. 2003 01:16:24,556 --> 01:16:25,722 Okay. 2004 01:16:25,757 --> 01:16:28,691 No more playing it safe, in life or in work. 2005 01:16:28,727 --> 01:16:30,805 I'm going to scale back my hours at the car dealership 2006 01:16:30,829 --> 01:16:32,962 and fully commit myself 2007 01:16:33,031 --> 01:16:34,471 to being the writer I was born to be. 2008 01:16:35,734 --> 01:16:37,678 Maybe we should send you to a writers' conference 2009 01:16:37,702 --> 01:16:38,635 every Christmas. 2010 01:16:38,670 --> 01:16:40,070 Next time, I intend to speak at one. 2011 01:16:41,106 --> 01:16:43,239 Hang on, Dad. I have to get this. 2012 01:16:43,308 --> 01:16:45,708 Samantha! How are you? 2013 01:16:45,777 --> 01:16:46,943 I'm good, actually. 2014 01:16:46,978 --> 01:16:48,956 How about you? How's the writing going? 2015 01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:51,981 I have been rewriting like a fiend. 2016 01:16:52,017 --> 01:16:54,083 Look at you, going pro. 2017 01:16:55,654 --> 01:16:58,032 Make sure you don't just write your way through the holiday. 2018 01:16:58,056 --> 01:17:00,356 Hey, I'm a Christmas romance writer. 2019 01:17:00,392 --> 01:17:02,503 This is the time of year I feel most inspired. 2020 01:17:03,762 --> 01:17:05,061 Well, speaking of which, 2021 01:17:05,096 --> 01:17:07,163 have you... heard from Zeke at all? 2022 01:17:07,199 --> 01:17:09,165 No. 2023 01:17:09,201 --> 01:17:10,266 Even if I did, 2024 01:17:10,302 --> 01:17:12,302 I don't know what I would say to him. 2025 01:17:13,305 --> 01:17:15,049 Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but... 2026 01:17:15,073 --> 01:17:17,774 I won the contest to be read by him. 2027 01:17:18,209 --> 01:17:20,209 Congratulations! That's amazing. 2028 01:17:20,245 --> 01:17:22,323 Yeah, well, it felt good to beat out Garth. 2029 01:17:22,347 --> 01:17:23,913 I bet. 2030 01:17:23,948 --> 01:17:25,526 It's the least I could do for you, 2031 01:17:25,550 --> 01:17:27,850 and tomorrow, I'm going to meet Zeke, 2032 01:17:27,885 --> 01:17:30,519 so if there's anything you want me to ask him, 2033 01:17:30,588 --> 01:17:31,754 anything at all... 2034 01:17:31,789 --> 01:17:33,556 No thanks. 2035 01:17:33,591 --> 01:17:34,924 Are you sure? 2036 01:17:34,993 --> 01:17:37,326 I mean, you two are so good together. 2037 01:17:37,362 --> 01:17:40,930 Even if I could get past the fact that he lied to me, 2038 01:17:40,965 --> 01:17:42,810 what would a big-shot author want to do 2039 01:17:42,834 --> 01:17:44,533 with a wannabe writer like me? 2040 01:17:44,569 --> 01:17:46,636 Do not sell yourself short. 2041 01:17:46,671 --> 01:17:48,804 Well, hey, maybe my new ending will work. 2042 01:17:48,873 --> 01:17:50,017 So you have new pages? 2043 01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:51,407 I do. 2044 01:17:51,442 --> 01:17:53,676 Send them to me! What are you waiting for? 2045 01:17:53,711 --> 01:17:54,810 Come on. 2046 01:17:54,846 --> 01:17:55,889 Think of it as an early Christmas gift. 2047 01:17:55,913 --> 01:17:57,780 You know what? Yes. 2048 01:17:57,849 --> 01:17:59,215 I will send them to you. 2049 01:17:59,250 --> 01:18:00,828 I could totally use a fresh pair of eyes on them. 2050 01:18:00,852 --> 01:18:01,852 Thank you. 2051 01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:02,818 That's my girl. 2052 01:18:02,854 --> 01:18:04,320 Merry Christmas. 2053 01:18:04,389 --> 01:18:05,833 I've got to run. Bye, Sam. 2054 01:18:05,857 --> 01:18:06,937 Merry Christmas, Kim. 2055 01:18:25,009 --> 01:18:26,475 Kim! 2056 01:18:26,511 --> 01:18:28,010 Garth... 2057 01:18:28,079 --> 01:18:30,046 Hey! 2058 01:18:30,081 --> 01:18:31,859 What are you doing here? 2059 01:18:31,883 --> 01:18:33,883 I just came to say Merry Christmas 2060 01:18:33,951 --> 01:18:35,618 and that... 2061 01:18:35,653 --> 01:18:37,553 I was wrong. 2062 01:18:38,890 --> 01:18:40,634 Not that I'm disagreeing with you, 2063 01:18:40,658 --> 01:18:42,124 but what about? 2064 01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:45,394 About, you know, you not being a real writer. 2065 01:18:45,430 --> 01:18:47,430 Oh, that. 2066 01:18:47,498 --> 01:18:48,709 I mean, to be honest, 2067 01:18:48,733 --> 01:18:51,200 at the conference, your pages were amazing... 2068 01:18:51,269 --> 01:18:53,436 some of the best, by far. 2069 01:18:53,471 --> 01:18:55,871 But I thought you said it was just beginner's luck. 2070 01:18:55,907 --> 01:18:57,484 No, not at all. It was a joke! 2071 01:18:57,508 --> 01:18:58,474 Obviously! 2072 01:18:58,509 --> 01:18:59,520 It was funny. 2073 01:18:59,544 --> 01:19:01,077 Yeah... 2074 01:19:01,112 --> 01:19:01,977 well, I was wondering, 2075 01:19:02,046 --> 01:19:03,579 actually... 2076 01:19:04,849 --> 01:19:06,315 Go on. 2077 01:19:06,351 --> 01:19:09,785 Well... maybe you want to... 2078 01:19:09,821 --> 01:19:11,565 pick things up where we left off, you know? 2079 01:19:11,589 --> 01:19:14,990 Go on a date sometime? Talk about writing? 2080 01:19:16,661 --> 01:19:18,728 Gee, you know what? 2081 01:19:18,763 --> 01:19:20,996 I think... 2082 01:19:21,032 --> 01:19:22,952 I think maybe you were right... 2083 01:19:23,668 --> 01:19:25,634 about us being on different paths. 2084 01:19:25,670 --> 01:19:27,136 Right... but... 2085 01:19:27,205 --> 01:19:28,482 the paths, they can come... 2086 01:19:28,506 --> 01:19:30,406 And I am just really busy. 2087 01:19:30,475 --> 01:19:32,341 Yeah, no, you're busy. 2088 01:19:32,410 --> 01:19:33,809 I'm pretty busy myself. 2089 01:19:35,246 --> 01:19:36,423 You know, here's a thought. 2090 01:19:36,447 --> 01:19:37,480 Maybe... 2091 01:19:37,515 --> 01:19:39,448 you could... 2092 01:19:39,484 --> 01:19:41,128 put in a good word for me... with Cowell? 2093 01:19:43,888 --> 01:19:45,032 You're too funny, Garth. 2094 01:19:46,290 --> 01:19:48,791 You have a Merry Christmas. 2095 01:19:48,826 --> 01:19:50,092 See you later. 2096 01:19:50,128 --> 01:19:52,027 Yeah... Merry Christmas. 2097 01:19:52,063 --> 01:19:53,996 Bye. 2098 01:19:54,031 --> 01:19:55,464 Bye. 2099 01:20:05,810 --> 01:20:06,942 Not bad for a guy 2100 01:20:06,978 --> 01:20:09,512 who eats frozen dinners 90% of the time. 2101 01:20:09,547 --> 01:20:10,813 It's perfect, Dad. 2102 01:20:11,983 --> 01:20:13,961 Now we just have to get the gravy finished. 2103 01:20:16,621 --> 01:20:17,720 Can you get that? 2104 01:20:17,755 --> 01:20:19,155 I'm carving. 2105 01:20:19,190 --> 01:20:21,257 Who would come by on Christmas Day? 2106 01:20:21,292 --> 01:20:22,792 Just a friend of mine. 2107 01:20:22,827 --> 01:20:24,747 Didn't have any place to go for Christmas dinner. 2108 01:20:35,573 --> 01:20:38,107 Hello there. 2109 01:20:40,945 --> 01:20:42,344 Hi! 2110 01:20:42,380 --> 01:20:44,847 Merry Christmas? 2111 01:20:44,882 --> 01:20:46,949 Merry Christmas. 2112 01:20:48,352 --> 01:20:50,152 Zeke, what are you doing here? 2113 01:20:50,188 --> 01:20:52,628 I mean, I can't not chase after you. 2114 01:20:53,991 --> 01:20:55,271 I'm a romance writer. 2115 01:20:56,260 --> 01:20:57,638 You're also a successful author 2116 01:20:57,662 --> 01:20:59,728 pretending he isn't one, 2117 01:20:59,797 --> 01:21:01,677 and you just used a double-negative, by the way. 2118 01:21:04,969 --> 01:21:06,702 Look, Kim... 2119 01:21:06,737 --> 01:21:08,782 I was wrong not to be more honest with you. 2120 01:21:08,806 --> 01:21:09,939 I just... 2121 01:21:09,974 --> 01:21:11,885 I was just so happy spending time with you 2122 01:21:11,909 --> 01:21:14,254 that I didn't want to shatter the magic. 2123 01:21:14,278 --> 01:21:16,312 I'm so sorry. 2124 01:21:18,316 --> 01:21:20,049 Well... 2125 01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:22,918 I did learn one thing at the conference. 2126 01:21:22,987 --> 01:21:24,653 What's that? 2127 01:21:26,657 --> 01:21:29,291 It's never too late to rewrite a chapter 2128 01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:31,494 'til you get it right... 2129 01:21:31,529 --> 01:21:33,429 'til you get it perfect. 2130 01:21:33,464 --> 01:21:35,164 So you're saying...? 2131 01:21:37,401 --> 01:21:38,934 Hi, my name is Kim. 2132 01:21:40,571 --> 01:21:42,171 I'm H.T. 2133 01:21:42,206 --> 01:21:43,206 My friends call me Zeke. 2134 01:21:45,076 --> 01:21:47,316 Well, in that case, it's nice to meet you, Zeke. 2135 01:21:48,579 --> 01:21:49,923 Ooh! Almost forgot. 2136 01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:51,647 This is for you. 2137 01:21:51,682 --> 01:21:52,962 Merry Christmas. 2138 01:21:56,787 --> 01:21:58,521 "Pendant Publishing"? 2139 01:22:00,658 --> 01:22:02,736 They want to... work with me on my novel? 2140 01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:05,272 Your rewrite was amazing. 2141 01:22:05,296 --> 01:22:06,807 Wait, how... how did you...? 2142 01:22:06,831 --> 01:22:08,831 Samantha. She sent me the new pages. 2143 01:22:10,067 --> 01:22:12,468 So you forced them to take it on? 2144 01:22:12,503 --> 01:22:14,637 No, no, no, I just got them to look at it. 2145 01:22:14,672 --> 01:22:15,712 It was your writing 2146 01:22:15,740 --> 01:22:16,917 that made the chief editor flip. 2147 01:22:16,941 --> 01:22:17,806 Seriously? 2148 01:22:17,875 --> 01:22:19,319 Serious. He loved it... 2149 01:22:19,343 --> 01:22:20,354 and that's all because of you. 2150 01:22:20,378 --> 01:22:22,378 I don't even know what to say. 2151 01:22:22,446 --> 01:22:23,446 Thank you so much! 2152 01:22:32,990 --> 01:22:35,357 Well, I think that's what they call 2153 01:22:35,393 --> 01:22:38,027 a happy-ever-after. 2154 01:22:38,062 --> 01:22:41,063 Yeah, I suppose it is. 2155 01:22:41,098 --> 01:22:43,699 So kiss me already. 2156 01:22:43,734 --> 01:22:45,679 We are standing under the mistletoe, 2157 01:22:45,703 --> 01:22:47,336 after all. 2158 01:22:50,824 --> 01:22:52,250 So we are... 2159 01:23:06,251 --> 01:23:12,250 FIXES-SYNC by VaVooM 145720

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