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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,800 ♪ My baby does the hanky panky ♪ 2 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:10,600 [moaning] 3 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:11,680 [Ola] Oh, yes! 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,480 Oh, my God, yes! 5 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:14,920 - [Otis] No. - [Ola] Yes. 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 [Otis] No. 7 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,240 Shit. 8 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,400 - [Ola] Oh! Yes! - I've got you. Come... 9 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:21,840 - I've got you. Yes! - Oh! 10 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:23,400 Yes, yes! 11 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,200 I win again. 12 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,600 [Otis groans] 13 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:27,680 [sighs] 14 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,400 [sighs] 15 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 You okay? 16 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:32,480 [Ola chuckles] 17 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:33,560 Yes. 18 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,360 - What do you want to do now? - Shall we kiss for a bit? 19 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:38,920 Yeah. 20 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Yeah. 21 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:46,760 I've been thinking. 22 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,080 - Mm-hmm. - Maybe we should... 23 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:50,920 Maybe we should go all the way. 24 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:53,240 Yeah? 25 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,360 It's kind of a big step. 26 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,280 I think I'm ready. 27 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,160 Are you sure? 28 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,800 Yeah, I am. 29 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,120 But if you're not ready... 30 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,920 No, I'm ready. 31 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,440 Let's go all the way. 32 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,680 [moaning] 33 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,280 Have you got a condom? 34 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,640 - Oh, you mean... - What's wrong? 35 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,880 Ooh. I just didn't realize you meant, like, right now. 36 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:28,040 Well, yeah. Yeah. We just said we wanted to do it, so I just... 37 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,960 I think we just need some time to prepare 38 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,360 because we only get our first time once and we want it to be right. 39 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:35,440 [sighs] 40 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,320 How about tomorrow night? 41 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:39,360 Okay. 42 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,680 We're gonna have sex. [chuckles] 43 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,480 We are gonna have sex. 44 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,960 ♪ My baby does the hanky panky ♪ 45 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:56,920 ♪ Yeah, my baby does the hanky panky ♪ 46 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,520 [snoring] 47 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:31,880 [coughs] 48 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:34,760 [exhales] 49 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,120 Oh. You're all dressed up. 50 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,600 Something special after school? 51 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,080 No, it's just the shirt was clean, so... 52 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,840 - What are you doing? - You missed a spot. 53 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:07,960 [phone chimes] 54 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,360 Mm. 55 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:13,960 - I've got to go. - Would you like a lift? 56 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,800 - Absolutely not. - Smoothie? 57 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,160 [both] No! 58 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,960 - [door opens] - [sighs] 59 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,240 [door closes] 60 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,200 I think you need a new pan shelf. 61 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,360 No, it's fine, 62 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,360 but thanks. 63 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,720 Do you think you could take some stuff with you today? 64 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:31,800 What stuff? 65 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,320 Your things. 66 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,840 - Sure. - Thank you. 67 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:39,520 Things. 68 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,280 [papers rustling] 69 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,080 And this. Every penny counts. 70 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,360 The small pennies. So, I'm off. 71 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,720 Cooking dinner tonight. 72 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,160 See you. 73 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,280 [door opens then closes] 74 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,880 Which one of these looks the smartest? 75 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,360 - Where are you going? - I've got a job interview this afternoon. 76 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,440 PA at a swanky law firm. 77 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,160 What? 78 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,640 Nothing. It's good to aim high, Erin. 79 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,800 Can we cut the Erin shit? It's Mum. 80 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,360 - That one. - [girl mumbles] 81 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,560 No, no, no, no, no, no! These are important. 82 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,560 Dickhead. 83 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,680 Don't call your sister a dickhead, she's three. 84 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,320 Half sister. 85 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,560 - [Erin] What are they for? - None of your business. 86 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,280 Hi, Cynthia. 87 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,760 - Thought you hated her? - Yeah, she's a nosy cow but she's agreed 88 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:43,360 to look after Elsie later, so smile and wave. 89 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,000 Mmm. 90 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,680 [Maeve] Mmm. 91 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:49,720 [Erin] Have a good day at school. 92 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,520 - Oh, maybe we could hang out later. - No, thanks. 93 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,440 "No, thanks." 94 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,560 Ooh! [groans] 95 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:00,640 [giggles] 96 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:02,920 Hi, Adam. 97 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,800 Can we talk... 98 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,560 - about what happened? - I don't know what you're talking about. 99 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,120 Yes, you do. 100 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,040 Ah... 101 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,400 - Hey. - Hey. 102 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,840 - Do you want to ride to school together? - Yeah, sure. 103 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:29,440 Um... 104 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,200 For you to read next. Did you finish Neruda? 105 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,920 Yeah! Yeah, I loved him. 106 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,200 That guy has got such a way with words. 107 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,920 [chuckles] He's very poetic, isn't he? 108 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,560 - Yeah. - Let's go. 109 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,240 Yeah, yeah. 110 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,880 [breathing anxiously] 111 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,040 It's just a bus. 112 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,040 It's just a bus. 113 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:58,720 On or off, love? 114 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,480 [laughter] 115 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:02,840 Actually, I'm gonna walk. 116 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,360 - Moordale Secondary's quite a trek. - It's okay. I love walking. 117 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:07,840 [bus bell rings] 118 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,440 See you later. 119 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,280 - Riding to school with Rahim, are we? - No. 120 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,160 I was doing something else and I ran into him. 121 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,480 Mm-hmm. 122 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,880 - Do I sense a hint of jealousy? - What were you doing? 123 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,400 Nothing important. 124 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:43,800 [chuckles] 125 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,960 Why are you wearing your best shirt? 126 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,200 - Well... - Uh-huh... 127 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:51,880 Ola and I... 128 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,040 - might be going all the way tonight. - No. 129 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,000 No! You're gonna be deflowered? 130 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,120 [shouts] Otis, you're gonna be deflowered! Come on! 131 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,400 Stop. 132 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,840 - Why are you not excited, man? - I am. I am excited. 133 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,440 - I'm just nervous. - Don't. Don't... 134 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:09,160 - Overthink. I know. I just... - A-ha. Uh-huh. 135 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,040 Okay, you can't laugh. 136 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,400 I always... 137 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,480 kind of thought I'd be in love with the person I lost my virginity to 138 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,920 and we haven't said that yet. 139 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,400 - You can laugh if you want. - Yes! [laughs] 140 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,040 No, I actually think it's nice. 141 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:33,200 - But you really like Ola, right? - Yeah. I like her a lot. 142 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:36,080 And really liking someone is pretty close to love, isn't it? 143 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:37,880 Yeah, I guess so. 144 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,520 But also, you don't have to do it if you're not ready. 145 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,040 I am ready. I'm ready. 146 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,200 - I am ready. - You're ready? 147 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,960 - I really like Ola. - Uh-huh. 148 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,720 - She really likes me. - A-ha. 149 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:51,280 - We are going to have sex tonight. - [yells] You're going to have sex tonight! 150 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,240 Can you calm down? 151 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:58,400 If I think about my clitoris really, really hard, I can come. 152 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,880 Seventeen times a day is quite excessive. 153 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:03,840 I know. 154 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,600 [Sands] I want to experiment with role play 155 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,776 but he's only just become comfortable with dirty talk, so how soon is too soon? 156 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,240 You won't know unless you ask. 157 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,880 You always need to wash your penis. 158 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,600 - Always? - Always. 159 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:20,440 "If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, 160 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,960 the gentle fine is this. My lips... 161 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:28,320 two blushing pilgrims ready stand to smooth that rough touch 162 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:29,880 with a tender kiss." 163 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,520 "Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, 164 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,600 which mannerly devotion shows in this; for saints have..." 165 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:40,240 Stop. Florence, this is a play about horny teenagers. 166 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,520 I don't believe you want to have sex with him at all. 167 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,920 And, Jackson, you're a terrible actor. 168 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,016 I don't think you're supposed to talk to us like that. 169 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,160 I'm not a teacher. 170 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,120 [bell ringing] 171 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:57,000 - Oi, Romeo. Show us your tights! - [boys laughing] 172 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,600 Yeah, I borrowed your dad's. 173 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:01,760 Juliet is a role of a lifetime for me, so you better learn your lines. 174 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,480 This isn't a joke to everyone. 175 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:06,640 All right. 176 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:08,880 Okay. 177 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,800 I have no idea why they gave him the part. He's terrible. 178 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,840 He's Jackson Marchetti. Who cares if he can't act? 179 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:18,016 And I heard since he broke up with Maeve, he'll basically have sex with anyone. 180 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,560 - Oh, he's not really my type. - No one's ever your type. 181 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,640 - You're so picky, Florence. - [girl] Yeah. 182 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:26,840 [exhales] 183 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,600 [indistinct conversation] 184 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,200 [door closes] 185 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,520 [Jean] The shade is called "Lustering." 186 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,160 Oh, it's just gorgeous. 187 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,920 - I'll write it down. - No, um... 188 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,880 - You can keep it. - Oh. 189 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,320 That's very kind. Thank you. 190 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:17,120 Are you sure there wasn't anything else you wanted to talk to me about? 191 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,480 This is a safe space. 192 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,440 [sighs] Well... 193 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:33,880 Sometimes I feel like my life is moving by so quickly. 194 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:36,880 I can't help thinking, 195 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:40,440 "Am I really going to die sleeping next to a man... 196 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,600 [sniffs] 197 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,840 ...who hasn't touched me... 198 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:46,960 properly... 199 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,600 in nearly six years?" 200 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,920 It is a dilemma that many couples face. 201 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:58,840 It is possible to reignite passion. 202 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,080 What would you suggest? 203 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,720 Well, can you... 204 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:07,120 start by telling me a bit about your relationship? 205 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:08,520 [exhales nervously] 206 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,520 [grunting] 207 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:24,600 [grunts] 208 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,960 [sighs] 209 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,280 [Otis] Do you have condoms? I didn't bring any, which was stupid. 210 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,520 I can go home and get some or ask my mum. 211 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,400 Mm. Don't ask your mum. 212 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,000 Okay, yeah. That's... 213 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,000 - It's okay. I'll get some. - ...a bit weird. 214 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,560 - Hey, arsehat. - Hey. 215 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,760 Hi. Sorry to interrupt, it's just clinic stuff. 216 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,240 Cool. 217 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,200 See you tonight. 218 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,000 Hey! Okay. 219 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,440 What's happening tonight? 220 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,680 Nothing unusual. 221 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,720 We're just hanging out. You know, 222 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,960 - boyfriend, girlfriend, hang times. - Cool. 223 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,360 You've got a 3:45 appointment. 224 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,480 Uh... Ooh. Uh... 225 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,160 - I'm not sure. - Otis. 226 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,600 Your mum has taken all our clients. Please just be there. 227 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,520 [phone ringing] 228 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:18,960 Piss off, Erin. 229 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,240 [Otis] Who's Erin? 230 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,640 My mum. She's been staying with me. 231 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,000 Well, that's a big deal. 232 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,360 Why didn't you say anything? 233 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,880 We don't really hang out anymore, Otis, you're always with your girlfriend. 234 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,400 Well, you could have told me. 235 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,480 It's fine. Don't be late for the appointment. 236 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,760 - I need your help. - I'm cramming here, Jackson. 237 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,280 But I've started rehearsals and apparently, I'm bad at acting. 238 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:50,080 Hey. I need you to explain it to me like you did for the audition. 239 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,640 [gasps] That was a onetime thing. 240 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,720 I'm here to help you with English or maths, 241 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,400 not turn you into Olivier. 242 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,240 Who's Olivier? I'm playing Romeo. 243 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,320 [scoffs] 244 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,160 - Can I meet you later? - No, 245 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,736 because I'm chairing that algebra group 246 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,360 and then I have to write a letter to my Polynesian pen pals. 247 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,400 Other people do have lives too. Sorry. 248 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:11,280 - Hey, heats start in 20, right? - [laughs] Yes, they do start in 20. 249 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,920 - [chuckles] Right, see you in a bit, Bev. - See you in a bit, Dex. 250 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000 [laughs] 251 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,840 Did he just call you "Bev"? 252 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,440 That's Dex, he's on the quiz team. 253 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,120 Vivian Odusanya has a crush. 254 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,480 No, I don't. That was normal. 255 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,640 [Jackson] Mm. 256 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,560 - I am late. - Hey. 257 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,280 Let's make a deal. I'll help you get that weird guy 258 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,520 - if you help me with Shakespeare. - No, thanks. 259 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,760 Come on. I can't humiliate myself in front of the whole school. 260 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,000 Bev! Viv! 261 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,640 [bell ringing] 262 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,440 [Erin] I've been trying to call you. 263 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:51,480 Apparently, the queen of the caravan park has had to take Jonathan to the vets, 264 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:55,040 so I need someone to look after Elsie. I am late for my interview. 265 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,520 - I can't. - Please, please, Frogface. 266 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,880 If I get this job, I can get us a proper flat. 267 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:03,040 A new start for you, for me, for Els. 268 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,400 - Fine. - You are a gem. 269 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,920 - Okay. - She's going to drop off any minute. 270 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,720 - [sighs] - [Elsie babbling] 271 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,360 Christ. 272 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,000 [indistinct background chatter] 273 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,720 She's gonna get us disqualified. 274 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:34,720 Look how smug Let's Get Quizzy are. Makes me sick. 275 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,200 [blows kiss] 276 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,280 - Hey. - Hi. 277 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,360 Nice bow tie. 278 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,000 - Who's that? - That's Elsie, she's my sister. Sort of. 279 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,320 She's mainly a dickhead. 280 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,400 [chuckles] 281 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,160 Your mum's back and you have a sister. 282 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,120 Yeah, I'm late for the quiz heats. Could you take her with you 283 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,360 to your appointment? 284 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,840 I won't be long, and she'll stay asleep and you can forget she's even there. 285 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:04,800 I don't really know how to look after a child. Um... 286 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,880 Please. 287 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:08,920 Fine. Yeah. 288 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,040 Sorry, I shouldn't have asked you. It's fine. 289 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,680 Um... Yeah, I'll find someone else. 290 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,480 Uh, wait. Um... 291 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,080 I could... [sighs] 292 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,560 I can take her, yeah. I think. 293 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,360 - Yeah? - It'll be fine, right? 294 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,400 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 295 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,800 Okay. Great, thank you. Thanks. 296 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,240 That's all right. Um, good luck. 297 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,120 Okay, Miss Sands, we'll have to give the place 298 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,520 to Let's Get Quizzy by default if... 299 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,040 Question number one... 300 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,040 [dog barking] 301 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,480 [dog barking] 302 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,280 [dog whimpers] 303 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,680 You dumb dog. 304 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,240 [dog whimpers] 305 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,760 - [door opens] - [bell chimes] 306 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,600 Hi. You're new. 307 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,480 I work here too. I'm Ola. 308 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,240 Oh. 309 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,440 - Do you want to buy something? - Yeah. 310 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,080 Uh, packet of condoms, please. 311 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,520 Didn't you used to go to my school? 312 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,920 I've just started, so I think I just missed you. 313 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,320 Do you know Otis and Eric? 314 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,320 - [door opens] - Not really. 315 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,440 - Hi, Ola. - Hey. 316 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,120 - Is he a friend? - Yeah, sort of. 317 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,400 He's kind of dating Eric. They're so cute together, it's ridiculous. 318 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,240 Anyway, it was nice to meet you, Adam. 319 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,320 I'll see you on my next shift. Cheers. 320 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,080 - [door opens then closes] - [bell chimes] 321 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,560 [dog whimpers] 322 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,880 What are you looking at? 323 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,400 Hello? 324 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:12,960 Hi, Jeanie. 325 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,800 - Remi? - Yeah, um... 326 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,160 Spare key's in the, uh... 327 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,200 in the flower pot by the door. I hope you don't mind. 328 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,280 I didn't know you were in the country. 329 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,720 Last-minute book tour? 330 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,240 Eh, no, just, uh... Just here to see Otis. 331 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,480 - I had a few days off, so... - He's not here. 332 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,440 [inhales deeply] 333 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,240 - You could have called, Remi. - Well, you know me, uh... 334 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,720 Mr. Spontaneous. [chuckles] 335 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,720 - How have you been, Jeanie? - You know I hate it when you call me that. 336 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,560 Dr. Milburn. 337 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,560 [door opens then closes] 338 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,400 [Jakob] I hope you like trout. 339 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,360 This is Jakob, my... 340 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,920 Boyfriend. 341 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,440 And this is Remi, my... 342 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Ex-husband. 343 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,640 [Jean] Great. 344 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,280 Now we've all met. 345 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,440 [stammers] I don't want to impose. 346 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,600 I'll head to the hotel and see Otis in the morning... 347 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,240 Would you like to stay for dinner? 348 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,680 Oh, that's lovely. Thank you. 349 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,200 I need a drink. 350 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,200 [quizmaster] Next question. 351 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,520 What is the largest moon of Saturn? 352 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:32,960 Oh, I think it's Phobos. 353 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,600 I think maybe Mimas. 354 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,560 - Titan. - Correct. 355 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,320 - Yes! - [quizmaster] Next question. 356 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,360 Ascorbic acid is a form of which vitamin? 357 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,640 [bell rings] 358 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,720 - C. - Correct. 359 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,520 - Yeah! - Quite the one-woman team 360 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,040 you've got there, guys. Next question. 361 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:54,680 What is the name of the highest mountain in Wales? 362 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,120 Why do you have a kid again? 363 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,080 Um... Long story. 364 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,920 Come, sit. My office. 365 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,120 So, tell me what the problem is. 366 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,640 You've probably heard, I'm playing Juliet in the school play. 367 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,200 Uh, congratulations. 368 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:21,400 Anyway, I thought it was a play about love but apparently, it's all about sex. 369 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,000 And now, the whole cast seem to be thinking about sex 370 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,840 every second of every day. 371 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,280 So... you're not ready to have sex 372 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,896 but you're feeling pressure from your peers to keep up with them. 373 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,960 I don't want to have sex. 374 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,920 But sometimes I think I should just do it, 375 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,640 so everyone'll shut up and stop making me feel like a freak. 376 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:44,440 Well, try not to think about what other people are doing. 377 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:47,000 Run your own race, and when you meet the right person, 378 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,000 I'm sure you'll be ready. 379 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,640 You're worried these concerns might affect your performance. 380 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,920 [chuckles] 381 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,000 I'm the best actor in this school. 382 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,840 I'm basically Meryl Streep but young... 383 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,000 and Scottish. 384 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,480 [sighs] 385 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,320 I hope that helped and if you want to talk some more about this, 386 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,840 then I'll be here. 387 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,840 Thanks for that. 388 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,600 - Okay. [exhales] - [phone chimes] 389 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,880 Be there ASAP. 390 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,360 [exhales nervously] Okay. 391 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,520 Elsie. 392 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,360 Oh, shit. 393 00:20:58,680 --> 00:20:59,680 Elsie? 394 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,360 Elsie? 395 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,400 Shit! 396 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,200 Final question. 397 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:10,640 Which country, with a land mass of 9.6 million square kilometers, 398 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,040 has just one time zone? 399 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,520 - I think it's China. - I think maybe... 400 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,680 Russia? 401 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,480 - [quizmaster] Incorrect. - [groaning] 402 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,160 Let's Get Quizzy, it's yours for the taking. 403 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,800 [conferring quietly] 404 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,840 Canada? 405 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,360 Incorrect. The answer is China. 406 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,920 - The Moordale Quiz Heads have won it... - [exhales] 407 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,120 ...by a hair with 68 points. 408 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,680 Whoo! 409 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,640 [cheering] 410 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,080 Congratulations. 411 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,840 Miss Sands, 412 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,360 we don't want Maeve on our team. 413 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,600 She doesn't know how to collaborate as a group and we nearly lost. 414 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 But we won. 415 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,360 Yeah, but we almost didn't, Maeve. 416 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,440 Look, I need this for my school CV. 417 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,400 Is this is how you feel too, Steve? 418 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,680 Um... 419 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,920 - Yeah. - Nice. 420 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,360 It's fine. I didn't want to be on your stupid quiz team anyway. 421 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,440 Maeve... 422 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,080 [exhales] 423 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,560 [Otis, panting] Maeve. 424 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,480 - Where's Elsie? - I don't know. 425 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,080 She was right here. Then I sent a text, and she disappeared. 426 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,000 - Are you joking? - No, I told you I can't look after kids. 427 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,440 Oh, sorry. Am I keeping you from something really important? 428 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,480 Go then, piss off. 429 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,360 Maeve. 430 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,680 - Maeve! - I'm going to look for my sister 431 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:49,960 that you lost. 432 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,200 [sighs] Okay. 433 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,560 I'm coming, Maeve. I'm coming. 434 00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:01,000 Hey, let's be logical, Maeve. Like, where's a three-year-old gonna go? 435 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,160 Fuck being logical! There's a child missing, she could be hurt 436 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,296 - or someone could have taken her. - Why are you yelling? 437 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,400 Because everyone always lets me down. 438 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,480 Sorry. 439 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,560 [knocking at window] 440 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,960 [Otis] Go, go, go, go! 441 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,040 [Maeve] Elsie, no! 442 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,440 Give it here. Jesus Christ. 443 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,200 Oh. 444 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,640 [Otis] Right. 445 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:34,400 - Told you she's a dickhead. - Yeah, she's kinda cute, though. 446 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:38,960 Uh... 447 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,280 Um... 448 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,520 Did you guys... Did you make it through the heat? 449 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,880 Yep... but I got kicked out. 450 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,760 'Cause I mess everything up. 451 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,880 You don't mess everything up. 452 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,720 Anyway, that's their loss. 453 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,880 I've gotta go. I'm seeing Ola and... 454 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,480 I am really sorry about losing Elsie. There's... 455 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,560 [sighs] 456 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,200 Yeah, you're a really shit babysitter. 457 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,160 [chuckles] Yeah. 458 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,720 - I'll see you around. - Yeah. 459 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,800 I messed it up with you. 460 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,240 What? 461 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,280 There was this moment last term, where I thought maybe you liked me... 462 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,360 and I liked you back. 463 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:43,840 Um, and I got scared, so I didn't tell you how I felt. 464 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,040 And then you met Ola. 465 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,640 It's really hard seeing you with her every day. 466 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,120 Why are you telling me this now? 467 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,120 Because it's true. 468 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,040 Why do you look angry? 469 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,760 Because, Maeve, you can't... 470 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,120 That's not fair. 471 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,560 I liked you. I really liked you. 472 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,720 I fucking turned myself inside out liking you. 473 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,640 - You did like me? - Yes. 474 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,240 Of course I did. 475 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,560 - And now you're saying you felt the same. - Yeah, it's... I was confused. 476 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,120 I have a girlfriend. I... 477 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,680 I made myself get over you, Maeve, 478 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,720 and now everything's fine, everything's normal, everything's great. 479 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:39,880 I've gotta go. 480 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,360 Bad. 481 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:46,440 [chuckles] 482 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,080 Yeah, 483 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,440 that was bad. 484 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,280 [sighs] 485 00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:00,200 [Jean] It was not 14 times. 486 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,200 Over the course of two years postgrad together, 487 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,600 I had to ask her out 14 times. 488 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,240 And she was wildly untameable. 489 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,800 - Yes, I was. - She still is. 490 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,640 Hmm. 491 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,760 So, um, how did you two meet? 492 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,360 [Jean] Jakob did some work on my house. 493 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,720 Oh, so... so you're an architect? 494 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,800 I'm a plumber. 495 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,440 Right, right. Well, honorable work, yeah, yeah. 496 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,920 Jakob has his own company. 497 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000 Oh? 498 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,040 [chuckles] 499 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,800 You know what? 500 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,160 - I think I'm going to go home. - [Jean] No, don't leave. 501 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,240 I have an early morning. Lots of toilets to fix. 502 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,720 - Yeah. - It's early. We haven't eaten yet. 503 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,000 I'll eat at home. 504 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,560 Leave you guys some space to catch up about Otis. 505 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:58,040 - Nice to meet you. - And you too, Jack... Jakob. 506 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,320 [Jakob] Catch you later. 507 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,040 [door opens] 508 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,520 - [door closes] - What? 509 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,040 Your smugness is palpable. 510 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,760 Look, he seems very nice. 511 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,360 A practical man with big hands. 512 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,640 [sighs] 513 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,760 I'm content. 514 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,160 Yes, yes. 515 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,560 I can see that and I am very happy for you. 516 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:31,720 [exhales forcefully] 517 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,800 [chuckles] 518 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,440 [laughs] 519 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,960 You're always so suspicious. 520 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,800 I-I am not here to disrupt your life. I just want to spend 521 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,280 a little bit of time with our boy. 522 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:47,000 Our "boy" is almost a man, Remi. 523 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,720 - Lovely, look at that. Yeah. - No. 524 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,480 - No, no, no, no, no. - Oh, go on. Just a tickle. 525 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,400 - No. - For old time's sake. 526 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,760 [sighs] 527 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,640 A little bit, just a little bit. 528 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,600 - Mm. Okay. - Uh-huh. 529 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,440 Mm. 530 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,400 [grunts] 531 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,640 [Otis] Oh, no, I gotta get this button. Can you see it? 532 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,720 Yeah, I can. Wait, stay still. 533 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:13,840 [Otis sighs] 534 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,400 [Ola grunts] 535 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,200 [Otis sighs] Oh, jeez. 536 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,680 [Otis] Fucking... 537 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:20,800 [Ola sighs] 538 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,360 - [clattering] - Oh, jeez. 539 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:27,800 [exhales] 540 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,480 [moaning] 541 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,480 - I've got this. - Okay? 542 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,720 Yeah, I'm fine. How does this work? 543 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,880 Is it... Sorry. This is... tricky. 544 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,520 Fuck. 545 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,920 Why? Why isn't that working? 546 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:52,840 Oh... 547 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,000 - [exhales] - Are you sure you're okay? 548 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:56,760 You seem a bit off. 549 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,320 I mean, is it hot in here? Maybe it's the candles. 550 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,120 That was supposed to be romantic. 551 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,720 Hey, no, it's... I like them. 552 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,480 I'm just... 553 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,280 - hot. - Well, maybe this doesn't feel right. 554 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,920 We don't have to do it if you don't want to. 555 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,320 Hey, I do. 556 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,640 [moaning] 557 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,000 [phone chimes] 558 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:47,840 Sorry. Sorry. 559 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,880 - Are you kidding me? - Sorry. 560 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,160 Who was it from? 561 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,080 [stammers] 562 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,160 My mum. 563 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Ola, please, no. 564 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,600 "I'm sorry. I feel like an idiot." 565 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,720 It's clinic stuff. 566 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,960 Is there something going on between you and Maeve? 567 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,600 Yeah. No! There's not. I just... 568 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,440 It... We are friends. 569 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,600 We're just friends. 570 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,720 I don't think I want to do this tonight. 571 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,000 - Just go. - Okay. 572 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,040 - [exhales] - I'm sorry. 573 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,680 [door opens] 574 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,760 [door closes] 575 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:40,840 [sniffles] 576 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,320 [door opens] 577 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,760 - [Erin] I got the job. - Where have you been? 578 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,000 I picked up some things for the house on the way home. 579 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,160 You said you were going to be home two hours ago. 580 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,840 I went to an NA meeting as well. 581 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:06,840 - Great, why didn't you say that before? - I wasn't aware I was under investigation. 582 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,640 I tried to do a nice thing and you throw it in my face. 583 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,640 How do you think that makes me feel? 584 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,856 I don't really care how it makes you feel, to be honest. 585 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,016 If you say you'll be home at a certain time, just be here. 586 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,680 It's not my job to look after your kid. 587 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,360 How long are you going to punish me for... 588 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,240 I'm here, aren't I? 589 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,160 Yeah... but I'm just waiting for you to flake on me again. 590 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,520 I don't mind being on my own. 591 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,160 Okay? I can look after myself. 592 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,600 I don't want to look after you too. 593 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,520 - You won't have to this time. - [chuckles] Yeah, whatever. 594 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,160 You make them like I used to, with the faces. 595 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,120 Help yourself. 596 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,200 I was supposed to read that in school. I never did. 597 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:06,920 Why? 598 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,480 I was probably in the back of some boy's car, 599 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,240 or smoking in a bush. 600 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,240 - Maybe I should give it another go. - Maybe you should. 601 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,400 Don't put your boots on the sofa. 602 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,040 [clears throat] 603 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,160 - [Remi] This is really something. - [Jean] Just a few notes that I'm making. 604 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,600 No, Jean. This should be a book. 605 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,920 Exposing what teenagers get up to behind closed doors. 606 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,040 Yeah, it could be revolutionary. 607 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,520 Well... 608 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:51,760 [stammers] You always came up with the most original ideas. 609 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,000 - Who are you? - Yes. 610 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,400 - Wait, say that again. - Original ideas. 611 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,160 [laughing] 612 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,440 You just never had any... 613 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,840 self-belief. 614 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,360 Oh, my self-belief was just fine, thank you very much. 615 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,240 You've changed. 616 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,480 And you... are still... 617 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,080 an entitled prick. 618 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,800 - [both grunting] - [door opens] 619 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,640 Shit! That's Otis. Shit! 620 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,240 Hey. 621 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,680 - Dad. Um... - Come here. 622 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,800 Wait, what? When did you get here? 623 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,160 - Flew in this morning. - Cool. 624 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,240 Are you... Have you got, like, a tour? 625 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,520 No, I've come to see you. 626 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,800 I thought we could hang out together, do some father-son bonding. 627 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,880 Yeah, cool. 628 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,800 Are you taller? 629 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,320 Ah... 630 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,440 - Hey. - Hi. Hmm. 631 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,160 ["Oh How It Hurts" by Barbara Mason playing] 632 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,920 [phone chimes] 633 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:17,840 - ♪ Oh, how it hurts ♪ - ♪ Oh, how it hurts ♪ 634 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,960 ♪ To say goodbye Yes, it does ♪ 635 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:27,320 - ♪ Oh, how it hurts ♪ - ♪ Oh, how it hurts ♪ 636 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:31,840 ♪ For me to cry But that's all right ♪ 637 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:36,800 ♪ Because I'd rather leave you now ♪ 638 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:41,320 ♪ 'Cause it's gonna hurt more After while ♪ 639 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,320 - ♪ Yes, it will ♪ - ♪ Yes, it will ♪ 640 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,360 - ♪ After while ♪ - ♪ After while ♪ 641 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,200 ♪ I can't take it ♪ 642 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,920 ♪ We can't make it ♪ 643 00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:03,160 ♪ No need to feel ashamed ♪ 644 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,640 ♪ That a new love ♪ 645 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:14,880 ♪ Has set your heart aflame ♪ 646 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:17,920 Michael. 647 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,160 Are you coming to bed? 648 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:21,240 Mm-hmm. 649 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,760 I thought we could spend some time together tonight. 650 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,480 Maybe we could even... 651 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,160 Or... 652 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,480 - we could just hug for a bit if... - [scoffs] 653 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,360 Come on, Maureen, 654 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,200 we're not 23 anymore. 655 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,960 [laughs] You should probably take that off. 656 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,600 - ♪ Oh, how it hurts ♪ - ♪ Oh, how it hurts ♪ 657 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,600 I'll be up soon. 658 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:50,160 ♪ For me to be blue, yes, it does ♪ 659 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,080 [thud at window] 660 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,520 [thud at window] 661 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,880 [thud at window] 662 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,400 [chuckles nervously] 663 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,760 You coming? 664 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,120 Okay. 665 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:45,880 This is how I die. 666 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:58,880 [sighs] 667 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:05,760 [exhales] 668 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,480 [clanging outside] 669 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,480 Oi! What do you think you're doing? 670 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,560 Look... 671 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,440 [man grunting] 672 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,880 - [Maeve] No! - [man] Help. Get off me! 673 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,640 - [man] Help! - What in the name of God is going on? 674 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,000 I was very cold, I asked him to help. 675 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,560 I saw someone stealing your gas canister, so I came over. 676 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:45,640 I'm so sorry, Cynthia. I was just so cold. 677 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:49,160 Oh, love, don't you dare apologize. 678 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,480 There's a spare canister there, you can have that. 679 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,560 Help him, Jeffrey. 680 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,200 And you... should be ashamed of yourself. 681 00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:59,840 Cheers, Jeff. 682 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:00,880 Cheers, mate. 683 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,720 [dog barking in the distance] 684 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,720 [door closes] 685 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,360 [whispers] Sucker. 686 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:08,840 Uh... 687 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,440 What is this place? 688 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:41,520 - Do you want to see something cool? - [dishes rattle] 689 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,280 [chuckles] 690 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,520 [Eric] Thank you. 691 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,080 [Eric laughs] 692 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,080 Ah... 693 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,160 Hang on. 694 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,640 ["I Can Change" by Ezra Furman playing] 695 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,800 [exhales] 696 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,480 ♪ Tell me a lie, make it easy for me ♪ 697 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,320 Boy! 698 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,040 [laughing] 699 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,960 [laughs] 700 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,280 Now, that was great. 701 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,920 ♪ I can change, I can change I can change, I can change ♪ 702 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,280 ♪ I can change, I can change I can change ♪ 703 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,040 ♪ If it helps you fall in love ♪ 704 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,880 ♪ I can change, I can change I can change, I can change ♪ 705 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,080 ♪ I can change, I can change I can change ♪ 706 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:21,120 ♪ If it helps you feel real love ♪ 707 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,600 What was military school like? 708 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,880 Well, I got kicked out, didn't I? 709 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,960 But... better than being back home. 710 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,360 Did you have to do those serious drill things? 711 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:48,600 [laughs] 712 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:50,320 Show me. 713 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,560 I've forgotten it. No, I haven't. Here. 714 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,480 Wow. [laughing] 715 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,720 [laughing] 716 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,600 I know you hate it at home, but... 717 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,360 I'm kind of glad you're back. 718 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,160 It's nearly morning. We should get going. 719 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,560 I'm glad I'm back too. 720 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,800 This was, um... 721 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,720 strange. 722 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,120 Okay. 723 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:21,560 Bye. 724 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:23,920 Bye. 725 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,320 You're still here. 726 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,080 [dog barking] 727 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,280 - Oh, I've gotta go. - Okay. 728 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,360 Um... 729 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,120 Cool. 730 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:23,680 [clears throat] 731 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,880 Hiding from your boyfriend? 732 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,120 He's being such a dick. 733 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,440 Eyelash. 734 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,040 Make a wish. 735 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,400 You can talk to me about anything, you know. 736 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,200 Even if you just want to be distracted. 737 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,120 I could speak Gamma Velorum to you. 738 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,120 [makes noises] 739 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,000 That meant, "I made you something." 740 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:05,720 Oh. 741 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,360 [Ola] Oh, my goodness. 742 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,160 This is so cool. 743 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,840 Thank you. [chuckles] 744 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,680 I mean, there's no real secret to it, it's just practice and practice. 745 00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:33,600 [inhales] 746 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,760 Hey, Bev. You've got a little something on your face there. 747 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,360 Thanks. 748 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,720 [chuckles] It's avocado. I like it on toast. 749 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,600 [Dex] Anyway, the real secret is, you've gotta know... 750 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,760 [indistinct conversation] 751 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,040 [girl]...I know, definitely don't do that. 752 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,680 People pee in the sea all the time. 753 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,256 - [whispers] Jackson. - [boy] I mean... 754 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,600 Psst... Jackson... 755 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,800 Two secs. 756 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,920 - You all right? - I'll teach you 757 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,800 - how to deliver a soliloquy... - Oh. 758 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,520 ...if you teach me how to get jiggy with Dex. 759 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,040 - Did you just say "get jiggy"? - It sounded better in my head. 760 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,360 Just... Just help me make him my, um... 761 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,240 - Boyfriend? - Yes. 762 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:31,680 - All right, deal. - Deal. 763 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:38,000 I told you, he'll have sex with anyone. 764 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,440 You better be quick, Flo. 765 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,160 I don't wanna have sex. 766 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,480 Okay. [exhales] 767 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,760 Do you want to have a seat? 768 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,200 Not having sex is a valid choice. 769 00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,280 - And you shouldn't have sex unless you... - No. 770 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,840 I don't want to have sex at all. 771 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,200 Ever, with anyone. 772 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,880 I think I might be broken. 773 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,280 Okay. 774 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,920 Why don't you start by telling me how you feel 775 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,520 when you think about having sex? 776 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,920 I don't feel anything. 777 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,560 I have no connection to it. 778 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,720 It's sort of like... 779 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:30,520 I'm surrounded by a huge feast with everything I could want to eat, but... 780 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:32,880 I'm not hungry. 781 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,840 Mmm. 782 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,560 Do you know what asexuality is? 783 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,880 It's when someone has no sexual attraction 784 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,720 to any sex or gender. 785 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,000 Sex just... 786 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,480 doesn't do it for some people. 787 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,880 Oh. But I still want to fall in love. 788 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:57,400 Well, some asexual people still want romantic relationships 789 00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,200 but they don't want the sex bit. 790 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,240 And others don't want either. 791 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,680 You know, sexuality is fluid. 792 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,840 Sex doesn't make us whole. 793 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,480 And so, 794 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,960 how could you ever be broken? 795 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,040 - Thank you. - Anytime. 796 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,120 She is so much better than sex kid. 797 00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:30,040 - Hey, how are you feeling? - Amazing. 798 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,560 Yeah, your advice was a bit crap but your mum is my hero, 799 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,240 so I need a refund. 800 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,360 [Otis] Uh... 801 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,280 [exhales] 802 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,040 - Hey. - Hi. 803 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:49,400 [clears throat] Um... 804 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,680 I'm really sorry about last night. That was... 805 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,080 Look, I've decided that I don't want you to see Maeve anymore. 806 00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,240 If you want to be my boyfriend, 807 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,800 then you have to talk to her and tell her that you can't be friends with her. 808 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,280 [bell ringing] 809 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,760 Um... Wait. 810 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,160 Hey. 811 00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:13,760 Hey. 812 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:15,680 [laughs] 813 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,880 Um, I've got, um, music. 814 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,560 I've been missing you. 815 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,800 - But I only saw you yesterday. - Yeah. 816 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,760 But it felt so long. 817 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,160 [laughing] 818 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,400 Yeah, and I missed you too. 819 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:33,880 I was... 820 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,960 thinking that maybe you want to be my boyfriend. 821 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,320 Um... 822 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,040 Uh... 823 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,400 No pressure, okay? 824 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:48,280 You think about it. 825 00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:01,800 ♪ Devil or angel I can't make up my mind ♪ 826 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:08,440 ♪ Which one you are I'd like to wake up and find ♪ 827 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:13,880 ♪ Devil or angel Dear, whichever you are ♪ 828 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:19,240 ♪ I miss you, I miss you, I miss you ♪ 829 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:26,760 ♪ Devil or angel Please say you'll be mine ♪ 830 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:32,960 ♪ Love me or leave me I'll go out of my mind ♪ 831 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:38,640 ♪ Devil or angel Dear, whichever you are ♪ 832 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:41,800 ♪ I need you, I need you ♪ 833 00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:50,800 ♪ You look like an angel Your smile is divine ♪ 834 00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:57,640 ♪ But you keep me guessing Will you ever be mine? ♪ 835 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:03,600 ♪ Devil or angel Please say you'll be mine ♪ 836 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:09,880 ♪ Love me or leave me I've made up my mind ♪ 837 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:15,400 ♪ Devil or angel Dear, whichever you are ♪ 838 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,480 ♪ I love you ♪ 58249

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