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We want to impress our guests but they are very conservative people.
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So you must not make anything too spicy.
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Alright. We can do that.
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I can't stress the importance of that enough.
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Nothing spicy. But not bland either.
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Bland and grand. Got it.
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I certainly hope so.
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Since the success of my husband's business relies on the opinion of these people.
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No pressure there.
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I'm sure you'll do fine. You come highly recommended.
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In fact, you catered my friend's Dolores Beringer's wedding, and...
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...and her husband was promoted to partner the very next day.
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She swears up and down it was due to the success of the dinner.
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Although, I couldn't understand what she was saying over all that giggling.
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Anyway. I'll leave you to your duties. I'm sure you'll do fantastic.
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Hors d'oeuvres? Such a terrible word.
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Hors d'oeuvre? Can't you just call it a snack?
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Since you're the head of the zoning commission, Gordon, ...
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It's imperative we have you on board. Or we can't even begin to build downtown.
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My jobs are depending on that.
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So I want to make sure we can depend on you.
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I hear your point.
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I really wish there was something I could do to help.
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But unfortunately, my hands are tied.
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You see my wife...she wouldn't go for that sort of business in our community.
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All those writhing...sweaty bodies.
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She'll say it's immoral.
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It's a health club spa, Gordon. It's not a whorehouse.
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What can I say?
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She says spandex is obscene.
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With all due respect, Mr. Gordon, I think you're really missing the big picture here.
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With all due respect, Mr. Fancy, you don't know my wife do you?
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She's always been a bit of a cold fish, yes.
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But I knew that when I married her.
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You see after she gave birth to our first son....
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She told me we would have to wait to have sex until she was ready.
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So? So?
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My son finally left.
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I think she's finally ready to have sex with me again.
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I don't want anything to mess that up.
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Your sons gone? Where did he go?
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College.
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Yes. I see.
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You realize we been busy every night this week?
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I know. It's great.
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The phone just keeps ringing.
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Sorry been working you so hard. It's the new business and all.
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I'm not complaining.
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I just need something to spend all this overtime money on.
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Let's go get a drink after this.
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Oh, you're funny. You always say that.
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But I'll probably just go home and work on some recipes.
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Cook something. Clean something. Go to bed.
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And you always say that.
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You know you need to learn to balance...
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...business and pleasure.
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I don't have time for pleasure.
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You make your own schedule, Caroline.
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And the cycle continues. Besides I like working.
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I get to be the conductor to this little symphony of spices and flavors and textures.
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With my wooden spoon as my baton I make music in people's mouths.
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Yes. You're the maestro and I'm your orchestra of one.
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It's why we work so well together.
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I'm telling you!
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I already know that.
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We work so well together, I don't think I could do this without you.
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Well you could.
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No! No. No.
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Probably I could, but it wouldn't be nearly as much fun.
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Wait! Shh. Listen.
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Aaron, do you hear it?
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What?
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The drums!
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What drums?
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Shh. Listen.
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I think it's coming frommmmmm......
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I hear them. They're faint and distant.
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They're calling to me.
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Telling me that they want to come forward. They want to be heard!
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See if I add more spice...
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They get even louder and..
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...thumping!
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Oh, natives are restless.
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They are restless and I turn up the heat...
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...and I add some wine.
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It becomes a drunken, primal orgy!
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Drunken Primal Orgy Soup. That's what we should call it.
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It's better than bouillabaisse.
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Have you ever heard the term, "married to your work"?
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Yes. That's exactly it.
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I am happily married to my work.
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And lately it seems like I'm literally married to it.
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What do you mean?
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I don't know exactly, but...
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...ever since we've been catering, ...
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...I've been having this vivid recurring daydream.
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Fantasy! Right.
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Sometimes when I'm cooking...
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...I imagine a man coming up from behind me...
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...he gently places his arms around me...
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...he sweeps the hair from my neck and kisses me...
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He whispers in my ear. He ravishes me right there!
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And when we're done...I snap out of it
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My meal is finished.
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I barely remember cooking it.
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Like my subconscious is trying to tell me something.
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Yeah. You know it is trying to tell you something.
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It's trying to tell you that you're horny.
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It's definitely more powerful than that.
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Something happened. It's like the spices got a magical boost.
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I mean. You've seen the effects of some of my creations.
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Yeah I have. It has a really ecstatic effect on people.
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You're like the master of deliciousness!
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You're so funny.
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No serious. It has like an aphrodisiac effect on people.
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Seriously though, I think it's just trying to tell me that...
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...the right guy is out there. Just keep being patient.
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Mental patient.
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Shut up!
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So what does he look like...this fantasy man.
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Well, I don't know exactly, cause...
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...he's usually behind me and...he wears a mask.
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Seriously, you're dreaming about doggie style with the Lone Ranger?
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Alright, Tonto!
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Let's finish up and you need to come get a drink with me and cut loose.
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And you need to cut vegetables.
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Get back to work smart Aleck. See if I ever tell you anything personal.
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Hey, come on!
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Ah, I totally will.
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OK, I'm going to get another pepper.
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Carolina. Carolina.
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Carolina! Hey! Carolina!
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Is this what you were talking about?
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You've been on autopilot for awhile. You OK?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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And the first course is ready.
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So I asked him, you know, what kind of curtain you going to put up in this building...
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Curtain? I'm just a building engineer. I've got no idea...
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So I...told him it's the outside facade that goes on the building.
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Right, but this is no place for work in the den.
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But that's just a whole other story in itself.
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Gordon. What I really wanted to talk with you about...
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...is I have some proposals for you.
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...on what my business has done for the whole Springfield community.
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How it saved the local community.
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Yeah, I think that matter is about closed.
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Oh, well, let's just save this business talk for after dinner, boys. OK?
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How is your soup tasting, Prudence?
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It's, um, very nice.
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Quite nice!
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It's just so hot. Hot?
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Oh no.
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I specifically told the chef, nothing spicy.
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I'm just...so hungry.
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Finish your soup, honey.
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Mmmmm.
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Honey.
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Just like that. I love you so much.
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Oh, that tickles.
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Go slowly. Go slowly.
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I had a wonderful time!
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You have such a beautiful home!
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Mr. Fancing.
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You can count on my vote.
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Thank you very much sir. I know I can.
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Y'all drive safe.
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Have a good night.
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Here is your payment for tonight's dinner.
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And I included a very large tip.
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Thank you.
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No thank you.
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Just one more little thing.
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Yes.
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Could I get the recipe for that delicious soup.
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Oh. Ah.
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Sure. I just kind of throw it together on the fly, but...
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...sure I'll give you what I have. Absolutely.
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OK. Thank you so much.
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You're welcome.
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Alright.
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You know, I've got this. You should go out, have some fun.
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Well,...
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I'll stay around, help you clean up. Then you can come do something fun with me.
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You're sweet, but I think I'll just go home and get ready for tomorrow's job.
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Alright, well I can come help you get ready.
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It's OK. You should go out and have that drink you were talking about.
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My roommate's home. She can help me.
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You know, it wasn't the drink I was after. It was the company.
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You know, I can't believe I didn't see this before.
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Finally, OK.
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My roommate is the same age as you...
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...and she's single and she's absolutely adorable...
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I should introduce you two.
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Are you kidding me?
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No, I'm serious. You would love her.
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You know...you really don't get it do you.
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I think I am going to take off.
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I'll see you later.
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I'm telling you, you would love him.
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He's cute and funny.
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And he's so sweet.
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And he's got a really, really hot body.
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Well, then, why don't you date him?
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Because, he's too young.
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He's the same age as me and you live with me.
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Because we work together, and that's a recipe for disaster.
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I'm just being realistic.
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Realistic?
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Like holding out for dream date Zorro?
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I guess.
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Hey, it's not done yet.
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Whatever. Your loss of sanity is my gain.
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When do I get to meet him?
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Well....
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He didn't seem to be feeling well when he left so...
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I was thinking of baking him a cake and bringing it to him tomorrow.
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You can come with me.
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That sounds like a terrible idea.
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Well, what else have you got to lose.
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If all else fails, there will still be cake.
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Whatever.
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Why is he so down in the dumps?
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It's a classic tale of unrequited love.
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Oh, well you should stay late and tell me about it some time.
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Yeah, sometime.
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Come on man! What are you blind?
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The bartender was totally hitting on you.
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I'm not interested.
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Please tell me you're gay.
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Why?
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Cause the only way you couldn't be interested in her is if you were dead.
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And I'll still need this half of the rent.
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That's compassionate.
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She's got you blind, dead, and gay, dude.
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Just get up and move on. She doesn't like you like that.
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How many times can you ask someone out?
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In a new and creative way, just to have her turn you down.
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First she's too busy. Then she's too crazy.
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Listen to what she's telling you.
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She keeps telling me she's not interested, but her eyes are telling a different story.
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Fine. Listen to her eyes then.
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Hey guys we're closing up.
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But my apartment is right around the corner if you wanna...
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...keep the party going?
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Yeah, I'd like to but...
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...unfortunately I have to get old Eyor home safe before he loses his tail.
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Suit yourself.
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C'mon Captain Cock Block.
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Hey there.
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Happy Birthday.
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Wow. Hey.
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Oh, my birthday is not for a couple of months.
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But, ah, thank you.
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That's not weird at all.
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It's the middle of the afternoon. I didn't think we'd be waking you.
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No, I wasn't asleep.
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I was, yes, I was asleep, but that's OK.
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00:34:16,340 --> 00:34:21,870
Charlie!
260
00:34:21,870 --> 00:34:25,370
This is Carolina. THE Carolina?
261
00:34:25,370 --> 00:34:28,870
Oh, damn. Nice.
262
00:34:28,870 --> 00:34:32,370
I mean, nice to meet you. I'm Charlie.
263
00:34:33,450 --> 00:34:35,870
That's smooth, Charlie. That's smooth.
264
00:34:35,870 --> 00:34:39,230
And this is...uh. This is my roommate, Adele.
265
00:34:39,230 --> 00:34:42,730
I told you about her last night.
266
00:34:42,730 --> 00:34:45,930
Nice meeting you. I'm going to hit the shower.
267
00:34:45,930 --> 00:34:49,850
OK. Well. Well. She's amazing.
268
00:34:49,850 --> 00:34:53,350
Uh. I don't think we have any plates.
269
00:34:53,350 --> 00:34:55,780
We have plates.
270
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Let me just cut you a slice.
271
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Thank you.
272
00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:12,240
There you go.
273
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:15,040
Well. Well. Would you look at the time?
274
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,730
I have a meeting, I forgot I'm late for.
275
00:35:18,730 --> 00:35:22,230
Aaron could you please give Adele home? I have to go.
276
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:35,770
She's a great chef. You should really try this cake.
277
00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:39,890
Yeah. She's ah, amazing, yeah, I know that.
278
00:35:39,890 --> 00:35:42,960
Mmm Hmm.
279
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:48,980
She told me that you were...
280
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:52,480
...hot, but ah,....
281
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,980
...I didn't know how hot you were.
282
00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:58,510
Thank you.
283
00:35:58,510 --> 00:36:00,160
Look, ah....
284
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,320
You sure you don't want to try some of this cake?
285
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,820
I really am all right. Thanks though.
286
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,840
You seem really nice.
287
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:16,910
But...I am gonna go put some pants on.
288
00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:20,410
And I'll drive you home.
289
00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:23,490
Maybe you should put some pants on to.
290
00:36:50,990 --> 00:36:52,800
Hi.
291
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,300
Hi.
292
00:36:57,710 --> 00:36:59,580
You wanna try some?
293
00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:01,600
Hell yeah!
294
00:55:27,810 --> 00:55:31,680
So, how'd you like the cake that I made?
295
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,030
I didn't have any.
296
00:55:34,030 --> 00:55:37,530
What! Why? I made it especially for you guys.
297
00:55:37,530 --> 00:55:41,030
I know you did, and I really don't appreciate that.
298
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,520
You don't appreciate me cooking for you?
299
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,100
You know what I'm talking about.
300
00:55:48,100 --> 00:55:50,070
No, I don't know what you're talking about.
301
00:55:50,070 --> 00:55:55,800
You think you can trick me into having a relationship with your house mate?
302
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,570
Trick you?
303
00:55:57,570 --> 00:56:01,350
I was doing something nice by introducing you to somebody I thought you might like.
304
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,010
You don't listen to me.
305
00:56:04,010 --> 00:56:06,760
There's already someone I'm interested in.
306
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:11,440
And you putting someone in between is you being selfish.
307
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:15,140
Selfish?! Maybe you're the one being selfish.
308
00:56:15,140 --> 00:56:20,830
I try to be nice about it. But you...don't...listen to me either.
309
00:56:22,870 --> 00:56:24,440
Is everything alright?
310
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,850
Yes. Yes.
311
00:56:26,850 --> 00:56:29,570
I thought I saw a mouse. But it wasn't a mouse.
312
00:56:29,570 --> 00:56:30,770
Oh, OK.
313
00:56:30,770 --> 00:56:32,260
It was a rat.
314
00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:33,380
I'm sorry?
315
00:56:33,380 --> 00:56:36,880
I like your hat...hair.
316
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,470
Thank you.
317
00:57:13,450 --> 00:57:15,610
Happy anniversary, darling.
318
00:57:15,610 --> 00:57:18,070
Happy anniversary.
319
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:24,240
I got you something really special.
320
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,290
Ooooh.
321
00:57:33,290 --> 00:57:36,790
This chicken is delicious. Have you tried it?
322
00:57:36,790 --> 00:57:40,290
Oh yeah. You know I like doing my veggie spears.
323
00:57:43,540 --> 00:57:45,760
We all know you are a picky eater, Ramone.
324
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,560
Just eat the damn meat!
325
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:50,350
What's gotten into you?
326
00:57:50,350 --> 00:57:52,450
Don't act like you don't know, Ramone.
327
00:57:52,450 --> 00:57:54,250
I don't know.
328
00:57:54,250 --> 00:57:56,240
You're being selfish, Ramone.
329
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:57,860
I am?
330
00:57:57,860 --> 00:58:01,730
You're saying you have a special present for me, but I have to wait.
331
00:58:01,730 --> 00:58:02,960
I just meant....
332
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:06,460
You know what? I don't want to wait.
333
00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:09,960
I want...my present...now!
334
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:11,760
OK.
335
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,810
I know there's a lot of things you don't like to eat first.
336
00:58:14,810 --> 00:58:16,610
But your wife shouldn't be one of them.
337
00:58:16,610 --> 00:58:19,130
On your knees, boy!
338
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:53,100
It's amazing! Yes.
339
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:32,130
We haven't done this in forever.
340
01:11:23,740 --> 01:11:25,760
What's gotten into you?
341
01:11:28,030 --> 01:11:29,740
I like it.
342
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:12,760
Happy Anniversary. Happy Anniversary.
343
01:14:09,150 --> 01:14:13,290
Hey sexy!
344
01:14:29,270 --> 01:14:32,770
You were a pretty sad drunk the other night.
345
01:14:32,770 --> 01:14:35,880
Yeah. Now I'm an angry one.
346
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:40,030
Ah. Still pining away?
347
01:14:40,030 --> 01:14:44,010
No. I think I'm done with all that sad shit.
348
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:47,510
I get it. I'm taking the hint.
349
01:14:47,510 --> 01:14:51,010
Good. Forget her.
350
01:14:51,010 --> 01:14:55,800
You know. I was planning on driving to Vegas for the weekend.
351
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:58,630
Do you wanna come with?
352
01:14:58,630 --> 01:15:02,130
Oh...Come on.
353
01:15:02,130 --> 01:15:08,130
It will be fun. You can sit around here and mope and sigh all weekend or you can hit the highway with me.
354
01:15:08,130 --> 01:15:11,630
We can drink and laugh and fuck for days!
355
01:15:11,630 --> 01:15:15,130
I don't know. Come on do it!
356
01:15:15,130 --> 01:15:18,250
She doesn't care if you're there. She doesn't wan to be with you.
357
01:15:18,250 --> 01:15:21,020
I do.
358
01:15:22,250 --> 01:15:24,520
OK. Alright.
359
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:31,610
Alright. Uhmm. Meet back here in 2 hours.
360
01:15:31,610 --> 01:15:35,110
Works for me.
361
01:16:14,230 --> 01:16:18,880
Thank god you're here. I was starting to worry you weren't going to come.
362
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:21,770
Ah, I'm not staying.
363
01:16:21,770 --> 01:16:23,840
Oh no. Are you sick?
364
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:27,230
Yeah. Sick and tired.
365
01:16:28,130 --> 01:16:29,870
Not again Aaron.
366
01:16:30,430 --> 01:16:36,680
Yeah, not ever again. I actually met somebody, and...
367
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:43,010
...she's great and she thinks I'm great. So we're going to go be great together.
368
01:16:43,630 --> 01:16:46,510
Well that's just great!
369
01:16:48,110 --> 01:16:53,570
I'm serious Carolina, unless there's anything you wanna say.
370
01:16:54,330 --> 01:16:56,540
I could really use your help.
371
01:16:58,930 --> 01:17:01,250
Yeah, that's what I thought.
372
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:06,580
Later.
373
01:17:06,580 --> 01:17:09,430
Later. When?
374
01:17:09,430 --> 01:17:15,740
Later, never. You can consider this my resignation.
375
01:18:13,010 --> 01:18:17,470
Carolina! Carolina.
376
01:18:17,470 --> 01:18:20,970
Carolina, are you OK?
377
01:18:21,730 --> 01:18:23,720
You look like you're a million miles away.
378
01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:27,220
I'm fine. I'm just putting finishing touches on the eggplant parmigiana.
379
01:18:27,220 --> 01:18:30,720
Good because the guests are getting hungry.
380
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:33,640
I have to go.
381
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:34,930
Excuse me?
382
01:18:34,930 --> 01:18:37,310
I'm sorry, but I have to go.
383
01:18:37,310 --> 01:18:41,090
I have to stop the man I love from being..."great".
384
01:18:41,090 --> 01:18:42,830
But what about my party?!
385
01:18:42,830 --> 01:18:45,990
And the man I love? It's my husband's birthday!
386
01:18:45,990 --> 01:18:48,990
Everything...everything you need is here.
387
01:18:48,990 --> 01:18:52,490
Everything is ready. You just have to serve yourselves.
388
01:18:52,490 --> 01:18:55,240
And I want even charge you for tonight either.
389
01:18:55,240 --> 01:19:00,930
It's on the house. But I have to go and stop him.
390
01:19:00,930 --> 01:19:04,430
Run! Good luck.
391
01:19:05,470 --> 01:19:07,930
Don't let him be great without you.
392
01:19:07,930 --> 01:19:11,430
Thank you. Thank you.
393
01:19:11,430 --> 01:19:13,620
As a special present to you and your husband...
394
01:19:13,620 --> 01:19:17,120
...take my advice and have seconds on the eggplant parmigiana.
395
01:19:24,890 --> 01:19:27,880
Aaron! Aaron! Is Aaron here?
396
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:31,380
Nice to see you. I wanted to thank you for that cake.
397
01:19:31,380 --> 01:19:33,430
You're welcome. Is Aaron here?
398
01:19:33,430 --> 01:19:35,590
No he left about 20 minutes ago.
399
01:19:35,590 --> 01:19:37,300
Where did he go?
400
01:19:37,300 --> 01:19:38,780
Something about Vegas.
401
01:19:38,780 --> 01:19:40,520
What?
402
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:42,930
With that bartender chick...
403
01:19:42,930 --> 01:19:45,010
...from that joint around the corner.
404
01:19:45,010 --> 01:19:47,390
Oh my god! Have they left yet?
405
01:19:47,890 --> 01:19:49,740
Yeah.
406
01:19:49,740 --> 01:19:51,670
Well where is he?
407
01:19:51,670 --> 01:19:54,360
He said he was going to leave his car at her place.
408
01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:56,240
Where is her place?!
409
01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:59,740
I don't know. Around the corner from the bar.
410
01:20:05,660 --> 01:20:07,530
What was that all about?
411
01:20:07,530 --> 01:20:08,660
I don't know.
412
01:20:08,660 --> 01:20:14,460
Maybe she figured out who the man behind the mask is.
413
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:35,630
Aaron!
414
01:21:35,630 --> 01:21:38,410
Aaron! Aaron! Don't go! Whoa!
415
01:21:38,410 --> 01:21:41,910
Carolina, don't do this.
416
01:21:41,910 --> 01:21:45,410
You had a chance to stop me.
417
01:21:45,410 --> 01:21:47,370
I feel like a fool.
418
01:21:47,370 --> 01:21:50,330
I'm the fool please. I know that now.
419
01:21:50,330 --> 01:21:53,830
Please, please stay.
420
01:21:55,330 --> 01:21:57,330
Please.
421
01:21:58,300 --> 01:22:00,830
By Carolina.
422
01:22:07,940 --> 01:22:09,340
Gun it.
423
01:22:24,050 --> 01:22:26,660
But you're the Lone Ranger.
424
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:29,990
You're my Lone Ranger.
425
01:22:29,990 --> 01:22:32,540
Oh god!
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