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Your pal's invited his
sweetie out for a double date
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with you and your
sweetie the other day...
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'Cause I want to see how
she'd do in regular
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old conversation
with my good buddies.
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Define regular.
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Well, alls we ever
talks about is sex.
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Tough life.
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I'm figuring
with you twos here,
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we could engage her in just
some regular old conversation.
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Oh, so,
it's regular you want.
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Regular conversations.
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Nothing fancy,
just regular conversation.
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"Regulier" as
the French say.
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Leave out anything
quirky or clever.
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Just regular conversation.
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"Regolare" as the
Italians would say.
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No patterns or
devices included.
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Nothing creative during
this regular conversation.
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"Regelmessig"
as the Norwegians would say.
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- You want to regulate.
- Mount up.
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In any event,
I'm just really hoping
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the topic doesn't
turn to sex.
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BOTH:
'Kay.
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(Door opening)
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ELLEN:
Hi, Daniel.
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Hello.
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- I'm Wayne.
- I'm Rosie.
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I'm Ellen.
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BOTH:
Pleased to meet you.
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ELLEN:
Likewise.
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Ellens, can I gets
yous a beers?
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Why don't I get
you a beer, Dan?
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Oh, well, that
would be lovely.
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Wayne, Rosie,
do you like beer?
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Of Coors.
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You Labatt
your ass we do.
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WAYNE:
You know what? I haven't
seen Gail in a hot sec.
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Maybe we could convince her
to Moose-head on over.
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She was whipping up some
Carlsbergers last I checked.
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Best Kronen-burgers
in Letter-Heineken-ny.
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Ellen, Dan told us
you were a pretty gal,
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but you could be
a Modelo.
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Michel-low bones.
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Gailer. You havin'
a lazy Mols-Sunday?
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Yes, I suppose it
Beck's the question.
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'Lil tour of
Tsing-town and country?
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WAYNE: Wee bit of
Carling-ering about?
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Whatever's Guinness-essary
for a little R&R, you know?
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Don't need to
Ams-tell me, Rosie.
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Just takin'
it Dos Eq-easy.
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Livin' the Miller
High Life.
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I was booking
my Pabst smear.
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'Cause Peroni-eedless
to say,
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I don't take
this Bud Lightly,
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done so much
toe-curlin' this quarter,
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I'm pert' near
Strongbow-legged.
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- Better trim your
Anheuser bush.
- Ellen!
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I'm light on bush, actually.
I'm Busch Light.
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Good. Makes it
easier for the gyno
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to inspect your
Stella Ar-twat.
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Not the most ideal time
for Alexander Queef's, eh?
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Hey, if you've
got the Schlitz...
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Fella told me one time,
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I had a scent that could
only be described as Bohemian.
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Once a Blue Moon, I also smell
like the Pacifico.
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Something straight
out of Bavaria.
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Not to Harp on
it all day, but...
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That's the risk
you take
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exploring this
Old Speckled Hen.
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It's as if sometimes,
I just bare no Sol.
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You'll see all the bad habits
this lifestyle Foster's.
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Do they still make you
Rolling Rock a piss
into a cup?
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They do.
But careful...
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they can test
your pee for Kok-an-E.
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The Coro-nads
on doctors these days.
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GAIL: You know,
doctors do the most
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Molson Dry-rips
of anyone, right?
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Still, I wouldn't mind one
between my Smith-wickets.
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Anyhoo!
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I like her.
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Never takes long,
does it?
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Yeah, a wee bit of a mix
of relief and disbelief
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they omitted one.
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Red Stripes?
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Yeah.
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(Theme song playing)
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♪
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Fuckin' I'm hungover.
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- Dary, you hungover?
- I'm hungover.
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- Katy, hungover?
- Yeah, I'm hungover.
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- Dan, hungover?
- I'm hungsovers.
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- Hey, Rosie, you hungover?
- I'm hungover.
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Fuck, boys.
We're hungover.
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- I've got the skulls cramps.
- Yeah, I'm knee walkin'.
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- Who's cookin', good lookin'?
- Not me, chickpea.
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- What're we s'posed do then?
- Figure it out.
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That's what I said,
said figure it out.
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No one wants to cooks
when they're hungsovers.
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You know what?
I don't want to cook ever.
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Consider how long
it takes to cook
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versus how long
it takes to eat.
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It's like driving for
an hour to the movie theatre
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to watch a five
minute short film.
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But dudes who
can cook...
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Oh, dudes who
can cook can get it.
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- Like whos?
- Wolfgang Puck.
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- Wolfgang Fuck.
- Bobby Flay?
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- Bobby Lay.
- David Changs?
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- David Bang.
- Gordon Ramsay?
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- Gordon Rams-me.
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Fucks with his
hair too much.
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Well, I guess
it's good that Gail
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started serving
brunch at MoDean's today.
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- Is she really?
- You heard it here first.
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But don't you think
brunch is a little bit, "Hmm".
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Oh, I 100 percent think
brunch is a bit "Hmm".
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You could just as easily
call it late breakfast
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and avoid the "Hmm".
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Yeah, the term "brunch"
definitely what
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makes it a bit "Hmm".
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Well, since none of us feels
like cooking and Gail does,
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Why don't we boot over
to MoDean's for some,
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"Hmm, brunch."
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Oh, fuck, I'd boot over.
Rosie, boot over?
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- I'll boot over.
- Dan, boot over?
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- I'ds boot overs.
- Katy, boot over?
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- Yeah, I'd boot over.
- Dary, boot over?
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I'm surprised we're
not bootin' over right now.
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Fuck, boys.
Let's boot it.
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Did you know that China's
having a shortage of ninjas?
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Well, should we go?
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REILLY:
Wrong way, Coach.
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Game starts in 15.
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Yeah, and if you can't carry
your bag into the rink,
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you really shouldn't
be playing hockey.
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- Game's cancelled.
- Why?
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There's not enough bodies
on the other team.
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Why?
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'Cause it's Sunday morning
beer league hockey,
you pheasant.
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I'm sorry.
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- What do we do then?
- Guys...
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Guys, beer league hockey's
not about playing hockey.
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Sure, the Ws are really nice,
but it's more about
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having some beers
with the boys, you know,
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before, during and
after the game.
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Friendship.
Comradery.
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You know, maybe like a nice
autumn gourd cream ale
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or maybe a Danny
Pinley friendly IPA?
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Just a hint of honey.
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Sayin' all that,
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why don't us three go
for a beer right now?
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Well, Sunday's wide open,
buddy. What's the plan?
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Better think
of something, bro.
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Idle mind's
the devil's playground.
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Kids in sports
stay off streets.
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You thinkin' what
I'm thinkin'?
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Sex?
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BOTH:
With girls!
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Wheel, snipe,
celly, boys.
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Wheel, snipe,
cell phones.
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Wheel, snipe,
sold me.
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Stick taps and
dating apps, 'ferda.
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How's your swipe
game, buddy?
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Buddy, I'm swipin'
on all four cylinders.
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I'm legendary REM
front man Michael Swipe. You?
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I'm Rowdy Roddy Swiper.
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Rippin' tarps off
puck pics on my Tinder.
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Clutch.
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Mandatory pic of fish you once
caught for added depth.
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Rippin' dog pics and suited
up snaps on my Bumble.
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A dapper look,
appealing to
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the "ladies have
first choice" ordeal. Wise.
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Rippin' travel pictures
and food pics on my Hinge,
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with one well thought out
Office reference.
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#DunderMif.
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- Waitlisted for Raya.
- Over-Raya-ted.
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I gotta say
though, bro,
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I fear we're fast
approaching a world
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where we've smashed
every smashable broad
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within 100 fiscal
kilometres of Letterkenny.
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Sometimes I match with
a broad and I'm like,
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"I would smash
that broad",
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but then I cruise
through her pics
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and realize I've
already smashed her.
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Tinder, Bumble, Hinge,
all dry. Waitlisted for Raya.
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Over-Raya-ted.
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What do we do till
we get on Over-Raya-ted?
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Perhaps I can help.
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Who are you?
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Avi Goldstein.
Aka Goldon Bombay.
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- Tight.
- Aka The Gold &
The Beautiful.
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- Sick.
- Avenged SevenGold.
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- Nice to meet you.
- We met last week.
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- Really?
- Yeah, I was your line mate.
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Set you up for a double
hattie. Don't remember?
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Respectfully, Goldzie,
whenever I see wheels
on a hockey bag,
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I just kinda forget about
everything else after that.
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Want my help
or not?
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Uh... All right,
just try to focus, buddy.
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I'll also try to focus.
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Yes.
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- You ever heard of JSwipe?
- REILLY: No.
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It's a dating app
just for Jews.
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- JONESY: Are you Jewish?
- Full Jew, buddy.
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But... we're not--
we're not Jewish. Right?
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- I don't think so.
- Doesn't matter.
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You have the option
to set your profile
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to "willing to convert".
Click that button,
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start smashing Jewish
broads immediately.
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- Really?
- Know how many Jewish broads
I've smashed on there?
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- How many?
- Four.
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- Just four?
- Guess how many
Jewish blowies, though.
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- How many blowies, though?
- Two-sixty-five, 270.
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Whoa. That's like a blowie
every single day of the year!
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Yeah.
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You guys are
looking at me right now like
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you've never heard
about Jewish girl blowies.
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Sorry.
I didn't mean to.
219
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Yeah, clueless is just
kinda my resting face.
220
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Growing up, Jewish girls go
to sleep away summer camp
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every summer, where they
practice giving blowies
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for like two months.
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BOTH:
Oh!
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You could get really
good at blowies
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on a program
of that kind.
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You'd be
Blowie Sevigny.
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- Or Blowie Deschanel.
- David Blowie.
228
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I feel like there's a lot you
guys don't know about Jews.
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Allow me to give you your
Jewdification, Jews Clues,
230
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bring you up to speed on
Jewish broads and
their people,
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so that you can
better navigate JSwipe.
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Call me Jew Ferrigno.
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I'm Jew Barrymore.
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- Follow me.
- Sick.
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Although, I gotta say, buddy,
if you can't carry your bag,
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you really shouldn't
be playing hockey.
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JONESY:
Yeah, it'd be really great
238
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if you could carry it
the rest of the way.
239
00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:08,019
Yeah, what good
are the wheels then?
240
00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,764
JONESY: You know what, bro?
I'll just do it.
241
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AVI: Hype.
242
00:08:13,392 --> 00:08:15,092
Did you know that
Victoria's Secret
243
00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,761
is having
a shortage of models?
244
00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:18,699
Should we go?
245
00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:20,431
Who's this coming
down the rabbit hole?
246
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They can come
down my hole.
247
00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,198
Cousint'...
248
00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:24,772
Gail's got
the hangover hornies.
249
00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:28,507
Ah, two guarantees on a
hangover: hungry and horny.
250
00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:29,881
- As hell.
- Hey, Bonnie, you want me
251
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to help you unbox that before
this place fills up?
252
00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,877
There's so much for me to
work with in that sentence,
253
00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:35,113
I may just fall over.
254
00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,121
- Yawn.
- What ya gots
theres, Bonnies?
255
00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,023
A lotta eggs,
a lotta meat.
256
00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:40,051
Eats, meats, repeats.
257
00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,586
Love meat.
258
00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,964
- Same.
- Yawn.
259
00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,593
I loves meats so much,
I'd wears it.
260
00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:49,395
Oh, like Lady Gaga at
the 2010 MTV Video
Music Awards?
261
00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:52,898
Inspired by the Canadian
artist Jana Sterbak.
262
00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,302
Was she really?
263
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,037
I too might have an
interest in wearing meat,
264
00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,298
although, it would have
to be cooked
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or at the very
least cured.
266
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Slip into a pair
of boxer beefs.
267
00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:03,543
There's only one cure for
the hangover hornies, Gailer.
268
00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,476
Let's get
hangover hammered.
269
00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,112
Here we go now!
270
00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,447
(Glasses clinking)
271
00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:11,379
(Glasses clattering)
272
00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,817
Alright,
GOAL-stein!
273
00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,115
Goldon Lightfoot.
274
00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:15,923
- Goldzie Hawn.
- Goldzie Howe!
275
00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:18,215
Goldza Meir.
276
00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:21,127
First female Israeli
Prime Minister...
277
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,330
- Sick.
- Tight.
278
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,655
Hype.
Alright, but listen,
279
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,829
LK's already got a major
shortage of Jewish broads.
280
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,668
I'm talking
single dijjies,
281
00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,503
and I'm pretty much
the only full Jew in town,
282
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,639
which puts me in a very
advantageous position.
283
00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,111
One that doesn't necessitate
you two goys coming in
284
00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,010
and fucking
with my raysh.
285
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,505
- Did you just call us gays?
- Raysh?
286
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,077
"Goy" layman's term
for non-Jew
287
00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:41,612
and "raysh" as in ratio,
288
00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:44,117
as in I've got a hype
ratio going, all right?
289
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,550
I've been
wheel-snipe-cellying
290
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,245
like my Bar Mitzvah
money hasn't run out,
291
00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:49,516
and I am not coming
down from this chair.
292
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,189
So, you're like
full Jew then, hey, bud?
293
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,527
Schnoz and all, boys.
294
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,792
- So you can't eat pig?
- I crush mad bacon, boys.
295
00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:57,027
But don't Jews have to have
sex like Mennonites do,
296
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,326
where there's a sheet
297
00:09:58,364 --> 00:09:59,704
between them and
the girl they're smashing?
298
00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,295
I crush strictly
non-sheet snap, boys.
299
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,844
Don't get that twisted.
And also,
300
00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:05,438
do you guys really think that
all Jews are exactly alike?
301
00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:07,111
We're here
to learn, bro.
302
00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:09,439
I know, and part of me still
wants to protect that raysh,
303
00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:11,205
but there's this little thing
in my religion
304
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,507
called a mitzvah,
305
00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,105
the act of doing
a selfless good deed
306
00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:15,616
out of the kindness
of one's heart.
307
00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,548
You're supposed to knock off
as many of these as you can.
308
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,817
You don't necessarily
actively pursue them,
309
00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:22,662
they just somewhat
present themselves to you.
310
00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,558
So, we're your
mitzvah boys?
311
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,734
Mitzvah men!
312
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,331
Class is
in session.
313
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,060
- Sick.
- Tight.
314
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,898
Hype.
315
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,825
Did you know Ibiza is
having a shortage of DJs?
316
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,297
Should we go?
317
00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:37,535
(Sighing)
318
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,540
Stewart?
319
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,911
You know what
that was?
320
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,572
- A sigh.
- T'was.
321
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,411
When was it
we last ate?
322
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,747
Um, must've been
earlier tonight.
323
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,082
It's tomorrow.
324
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,417
How can it be tomorrow
if it's today?
325
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,922
The today you're
thinking of was yesterday.
326
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,194
Today is
yesterday?
327
00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,190
(Sighs) What happened
last night?
328
00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,692
You don't remember?
329
00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:00,393
I recall an exclusive conclave
of cartridge gaming.
330
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:04,426
Mario Kart 64, 150cc
Acid Rainbow Road on repeat.
331
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,867
Four hours.
You were Peach.
332
00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,168
She is so
fucking fine.
333
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:08,399
I was Toad.
334
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:09,944
Did we do
Banjo Kazoomers?
335
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,372
No, no, no.
336
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,214
We've still
got the mushrooms.
337
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:16,609
So... what
were we doing?
338
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,936
Chasing
the double dragon.
339
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,581
(Train whistle blowing)
340
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:25,284
What we need,
Roald...
341
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,051
is sustenance.
342
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,116
I got Connor and Darien to
load rips on a model train.
343
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,618
I mean actual food.
344
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,560
Well, Gail is hosting
a post-breakfast
345
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,092
pre-lunch over
at MoDean's.
346
00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:36,897
(Scoffs)
A brunch.
347
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:40,099
A feast for the Peter
Pan-ian affected plebs.
348
00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:43,042
The meagre populace.
349
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,769
- Roald?
- Stewart.
350
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,035
Let's brunch.
351
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,573
I'll get
our coats!
352
00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:51,577
Wait!
353
00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:53,610
Let's do a train
rip first.
354
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,976
Choo-choo.
355
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,479
Starting
to fill up.
356
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,621
Could fill me up.
357
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:01,793
Yawn.
358
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,321
Have a shot.
359
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,659
There must be four
separate people in here
360
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,825
wearing fedoras that
I've never seen before.
361
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,333
That one's a trilbys.
362
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,925
Y'know what?
That's why brunch is so
363
00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:12,673
- "Hmm".
- Yup.
364
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,902
WAYNE:
Like, there's just something
so fuckin' city about it.
365
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,574
Yeah. When have you ever
heard somebody
366
00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:18,842
from town say,
"Let's do brunch."
367
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,343
Yeah, but you gotta
make a buck.
368
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,738
You're exempted,
cousint'.
369
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,436
Yeah, like, town people
don't say brunch,
370
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,508
just like town people
don't wear fedoras.
371
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,420
I know lots of town people
who wear fedoras.
372
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,978
But do you care to?
373
00:12:31,016 --> 00:12:33,686
I don't have a problem with
people that eat brunch.
374
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,693
There's nothing wrong with
enjoying breakfast food
375
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,355
slightly after
lunch time.
376
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,533
My problem is with
people that brunch.
377
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,633
Yeah, it's the people that
want to make sure
378
00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:44,531
everyone else knows
they're doing brunch.
379
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,197
It's like trying to
make brunch a thing!
380
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,796
Feel ya.
381
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,674
Ever been in the city on a
Saturday or Sunday morning?
382
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:53,173
There's line-ups out
the door for brunch.
383
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,835
I'm told that's
every day in Vancouver.
384
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:57,484
Could make a good buck
making eggs for
the people in line.
385
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,480
Yeah, but, see, the people in
line wouldn't want 'em
386
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,352
because it's not
about the eggs
387
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,280
for the people in line,
it's about brunch.
388
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:04,715
There is nothing cute
389
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,554
about standing in line on
a Sunday for six hours,
390
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,319
drinking your alcoholic
orange juice in aviators
391
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,285
eating off a $30
artisanal cheese board,
392
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,533
listening
to gastro-house.
393
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,502
Atmospherica!
394
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,401
Restaurantica!
395
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,166
You're spare parts, bud.
396
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,371
DARY:
You're overstock.
397
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,743
You're clearance
items on final sales.
398
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,236
You're the
marked down floor model
399
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,407
that won't even sell
on Boxing Day, fuck.
400
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,407
Um... 'sup?
401
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,419
I am Matrix-style
dodging your insults.
402
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:40,252
And guess what? It worked.
None of them hit me.
403
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,689
Stewart!
(Groaning)
404
00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,391
Some of the ricochet
got me.
405
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:47,093
It's gettin' dark.
406
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,759
What happened
to civility?!
407
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,498
ROALD: It's gettin'
real dark, Stewart.
408
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,698
What happened
to decency?!
409
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,873
I need
mouth-to-mouth, Cap.
410
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,378
No man left behind!
411
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,710
DARY:
Do you guys know there's
412
00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:08,784
a shortage of rodeo clowns
at the Calgary Stampede?
413
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,548
KATY:
Maybe they should go.
414
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,294
All right, this'll be
as easy as 123, abc,
415
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,093
aleph bet gimel dalet hay.
How are ya now?
416
00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:18,121
Good 'n' you? Good.
Ready to fuckin' learn.
417
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,790
- Huh?
- Judaism 101.
418
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,229
Gonna give you boys
The Rundown,
419
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,630
the short,
William Scott version
420
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,295
'cause I don't have all day
here. Rock with me?
421
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,633
- All night.
- First off, Judaism,
422
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,798
a very minor religion,
only about
423
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,367
.2 percent of the world's
population are Jews,
424
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:31,471
and just about over
40 percent of them live
in Israel.
425
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,637
Shout-out
to the homeland.
426
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,135
Although, small
for a religion,
427
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,636
Judaism is
influential as fuck.
428
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,638
- Like Kanye?
- Yeah like Kanye.
429
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,550
Mad small, mad influential.
So, right off the bat,
430
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:41,278
let's start with
something you know.
431
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,753
The Jewish bible
is called the Torah.
432
00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:44,651
The Torah is what you
know as the Old Testament.
433
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,147
- Same shit.
- Same shit?
434
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,588
- Same shit.
- Kinda lazy, no?
435
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,990
No, mad hype.
So, check it out.
436
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,964
There's this dude Abraham,
and after going around,
437
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,630
asks a bunch of other
dudes with other names
438
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,388
if they wanna be
his chosen people,
439
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,096
God lands on Abraham
and is like, "Yo,
440
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:59,158
"wanna be my chosen people or
chosen guy?" Whatever.
441
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,271
- Sick.
- They strike up a deal
and become boys.
442
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,900
And in exchange
for following God,
443
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,765
Abraham will receive hype
land that he will rule,
444
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,173
as will his future
generations to follow.
445
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,669
- Is...
- ...rael.
446
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,681
- That's the guy.
- Tight.
447
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,683
Fast forward a little bit,
Abraham had two sons,
448
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,275
one with his wife
named Isaac,
449
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,183
and then, also at some point,
he smashes his slave
450
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,748
has this other kid named
Ishmael, who pretty much
451
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,694
goes on to birth what we know
today as Islam.
452
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,863
Wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
So, Abraham had a wife?
453
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,663
- Mm-hmm.
- But he also...
454
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,461
had sex with
his hot slave?
455
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,693
Never said
she was hot.
456
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,131
And then,
his hot slave had a kid
457
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,302
who fucked off
and started his own shit?
458
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,871
Yes.
459
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,373
- That's pretty baller.
- Very baller shit.
460
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,665
It's like Sopranos
level baller.
461
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,003
(As Tony:)
Christopher...
462
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,868
Gets even crazier.
God's like, "Yo, Abraham,
463
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,880
"I know you said you'd follow
me and be my boy 'n' shit,
464
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,642
"but to further prove
to me your loyalty,
465
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,647
"I need you to kill
your son Isaac for me."
466
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,509
- Uh-uh.
- No way.
467
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,517
For realsies, and just
as he's about to do it,
468
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,989
God's like, "No, my guy.
Just fucking with you.
469
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:55,218
"Just wanted to see
if you were gonna
go through with it."
470
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,457
Loyal as fuck.
471
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,618
Cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
472
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,527
Basically, Jews
will always prevail.
473
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:02,359
- How?
- Well, we believe
474
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:03,704
it's 'cause we
follow the simple rules:
475
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,059
we worship only one God,
we study the Torah
476
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,730
to further understand
His brilliance,
477
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,469
we procreate and make
new little baby Jews,
478
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,300
and we do
hella mitzvahs.
479
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,666
Mad mitzvahs.
480
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,644
Basically comes down
to being good people,
481
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,212
doing good things things
out of the kindness
482
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,140
of your hearts and not merely
for your own benefit.
483
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:20,576
Hence, me risking my raysh by
welcoming you guys to JSwipe.
484
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,076
Aww.
Thanks, buddy.
485
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,247
And furthermore,
educating you on Judaism,
486
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,416
so that you can flex knowledge
on/impress Jewish broads.
487
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,586
Thanks, bro.
488
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,494
Got you. So...
you're honorary Jews now.
489
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,233
When's your
first mitzvah?
490
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:36,058
(Hockey buzzer sounding)
491
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:41,929
Holy fuck.
492
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,741
Fuck a duck.
493
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,509
This table's seeing
no shortage of fucks.
494
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,738
Should we split?
495
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:49,744
I'd rock a nap...
496
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:52,005
- 'Kay.
- ...ish.
497
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,706
- Sex.
- Sex.
498
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,118
BOTH: (Whispering)
Sex, sex, sex...
499
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,553
Well...
(Sighing)
500
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,385
...I'd hate
to dine and dash,
501
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,520
but that's precisely
what we'll do.
502
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:06,855
Wanna try and beat Super Mario
1, 2 and 3 on original NES?
503
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,532
(Scoffs) Those games
don't hold up.
504
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,600
Our palates have been
spoiled by the speed
of modern gaming.
505
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:14,130
Original Nintendo
is just far too slow.
506
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,469
What if we add rips?
507
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,444
Well... only one way
to find out.
508
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:19,470
- Sex.
- Sex?
509
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,208
- Sex.
- Sex?
510
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,610
Sex.
511
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:23,941
ROALD:
Ya-hoo!
512
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,650
Well, I think
there are three things
513
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:31,653
that guarantee a good
hangover: hunger, horny...
514
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,487
- As hell.
- ...and hibernate.
515
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,892
Boy howdy.
516
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,990
You guys wanna
watch Twisters?
517
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,486
Ooh, Helen Hunt.
518
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,627
Rest in power,
Philip Seymour Hoffmans.
519
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:42,489
- And Bill Paxton.
- Is it on?
520
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,931
I figure like a
baker's dozen channels
521
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,802
have it on loop
24 hours a day.
522
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,901
- KATY: They do.
- Prove it.
523
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:51,902
I like this
brunch program.
524
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:53,907
Finish mid-afternoon and
close the business down
525
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,569
siesta style
for a few hours.
526
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:59,077
Good luck with
the hornies. Wait up!
527
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,623
Jim Dick-Skins.
528
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,852
You, uh, hungover?
529
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,921
BOTH: (Whispering)
Sex, sex, sex...
530
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:13,187
Sex.
531
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,358
REILLY:
Guys...
532
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,668
Boys, minutes into
honorary Jewhood,
533
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,300
you're already
rippin' hype mitvahs.
534
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:25,696
Oh, good thinking,
535
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,371
'cause you hate wheels on
bags for adults,
536
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,309
but these little bagel bites,
they kinda need them
537
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,211
'til they grow big enough
to carry their own gear.
538
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,046
You're never too young to
carry your bag into the rink.
539
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,883
If you can't carry
your bag into the rink,
540
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,278
you really shouldn't
be playing hockey.
541
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,617
Selfless acts, boys.
542
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,851
What do you say
we go smash some JSwipe?
543
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,356
You know, we really appreciate
you risking your raysh for us.
544
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:49,132
JONESY: We'll just give
you a head start.
545
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,561
REILLY: Yeah.
546
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,169
Plenty to keep
us busy right here.
547
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:54,668
Like what?
548
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,030
JONESY:
Go to Mommy.
549
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:00,708
Sick.
550
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:02,169
Tight.
551
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:04,907
Hype.
552
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,477
♪ Wake up now,
you're gonna be late ♪
553
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:07,982
♪ No excuses,
don't delay ♪
554
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,923
♪ See your face
and you can't relate ♪
555
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,982
♪ On and on and on
and on and ♪
556
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:14,087
♪ Step in line and
take your place ♪
557
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,823
♪ Believe it or not,
you like it this way ♪
558
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,824
♪ Peace and love,
it's good to be kind ♪
559
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:20,026
♪ On and on and on
and on and on... ♪
560
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,588
(Singing echoing
indistinctly)
561
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:32,871
♪
562
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,607
♪ See the person,
see the hate ♪
563
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,746
♪ See it coming
a mile away ♪
564
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:41,708
♪ Any time you
can't wait ♪
565
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,777
♪ On and on and on
and on ♪
566
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,449
♪ Wake up now,
you're gonna be late ♪
567
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,047
♪ No excuses,
don't delay ♪
568
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:48,915
♪ See your face
and you can't relate ♪
569
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,964
♪ On and on and on
and on and ♪
570
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,763
♪ Step in line and
take your place ♪
571
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,431
♪ Believe it or not,
you like it this way ♪
572
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:56,599
♪ Peace and love,
it's good to be kind ♪
573
00:19:56,628 --> 00:20:00,428
♪ On and on and on
and on... ♪
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