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Hi.
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Hi.Hi.
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That little boy's
a sweet boy.
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He's such a sweet boy.He is a sweetie.
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He loves his
dada so much.
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He wanted to read
five books tonight.
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Oh. Thank you.
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The same,
one of them was
the same book twice.
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Thank you for doing that.
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Are you gonna do
any writing tonight?
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Do you want to hang out?
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I mean, I feel like
I have so much to do
before your sister comes.
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Thanks again for
driving up early
today, man.
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Easy. Not a problem.
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It would have been fun
to listen to this
stuff tonight, but...
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Yeah....my sister broke
up with her boyfriend
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and thinks
she wants to live
in Chicago now, so...
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Not good.
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Her flight
gets in tonight
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and I need to be
back to make sure
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the house looks
okay and everything.
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No, it's
no problem at all.
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Yeah,
did you check out
that stuff I sent?
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I haven't had a chance
to listen to any of it.
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No?So let's just go through...
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Cool. Let's see.Yeah.
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Jeans.
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Hi!
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What are you guys doing?
Numbers? Yeah.
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Jenny's here,
or she landed.
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Okay.So she's just calling...
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I know.
I'm coming down.
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So she's gonna jump in a cab,
so 45 minutes or an hour.[BABY CRYING]
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What's wrong?
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Momma's done
playing with numbers?
Can you do it with Dada?
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Here you go.Thank you so much.
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Let me help with that.
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Hey! How are you?Hey, welcome, welcome.
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I'm good. How are you?Yeah.
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Thank you very much.That was...
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Did you pay already?Yes.
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Okay. Great. Thank you!Thank you very much.
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You're welcome. Yep.Have a nice night!
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Sorry,
that one's... Sorry.
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That's okay.
Come on in.
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Hi, Dada!
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Hi, baby.
Look, guess who's here!
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Hey! Hi.
[LAUGHING]
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It is so good
to see you!
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Hi! I'm so happy
to see you!
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I'm in the middle of cooking.And you're feeding me, too?
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It's amazing!Yeah, I'm, it's...
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You're everything.
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Look!Hey, buddy!
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Yeah? I'll... Okay,
we'll get you another
graham cracker,
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but first, can you say hi?Can you say hi?
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Do you remember me?Hi.
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Hi!He won't remember me, right?
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Hi. I don't know if
he would remember you.
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You're giving high-fives?
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Hey! Thank you.
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Can you give kisses?
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Can you give me...
Can you give me a kiss?
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Thank you!Can Daddy have a kiss?
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Come on down.
Are you prepared
for this?
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Yeah, I'm excited.
You've built it up enough.
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I mean, descend
with me into Polynesia.
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[GROANS]
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Wait till you
get a load of this.
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[CHUCKLES]
This is so...
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, no!
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I know, right?
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Are you kidding me?
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Are you joking?
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Check it out, lady.
I know.
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This is insane!
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Is this...Everything here
is from the 1950s.
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We bought it
exactly as you see.
It's our booze, but...
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I mean, the guy came home
from World War II and
built a fucking tiki bar.
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All this is...
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All this is theirs.
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This starfish
is not yours?
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None of this is ours.
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Incredible, right?What?
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I mean,
check this out.What?
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[SIGHS]
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Is this...
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This is...
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...the material from
the bench out there?
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Yeah, I mean, the same.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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It's all of a piece.
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And these are
not your mallards?
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These are...
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All the birds in
the house were here
when we got it.
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I'm... This...
Like, what?Wild, right?
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I know.
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[GRUNTING PLAYFULLY]
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[LAUGHS]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[EXCLAIMING][LAUGHING]
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Can you do it?
Jude's turn.
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Mmm!
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[ALL CHUCKLING]
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That's great
that he has to
do it with the fork
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'cause you did it
with a fork.Yeah. Yeah.
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Uh-oh. Here,
let Daddy help. Okay.
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Your turn.
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[EXCLAIMS][ALL EXCLAIMING]
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♪ Oh, the little duck rides on the big duck's back
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♪ Quack, quack, quack
Quack, quack, quack
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♪ I'm gonna give you duck kisses
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♪ Gonna give you duck kisses Quack, quack, quack ♪
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Hey!Hi!
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Hey, I'm such a jerk.
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I told my friend Carson
that I was gonna meet her,
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and I'm leaving
you to do the dishes.
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No.I can...
I can take 10 minutes...
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No, don't be crazy.
Don't be a crazy person.
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I'm...You look so cute!
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Thank you!
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Hi.H-I. Yeah, very good.
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If you want to
leave this, I can do it
as soon as I get home.
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Oh, my God.
Don't be. It's my life.
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That's a terrible idea.
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Yeah,
you don't wanna leave it.
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Yeah. No, honestly...
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Sorry. I'm worst.
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...I'm so happy.
I'm drinking and...
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No, I'm good. Thank you.
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♪ I'm gonna give you duck kisses Quack, quack, quack ♪
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Bye, baby.
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Bye, Jude. Can you say bye?Can you say bye-bye?
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Bye-bye!
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Good boy!
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Hey, what are you doing
tomorrow afternoon?
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Or morning-ish, 11-ish?
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Nothing.
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Okay. Do you think
you could babysit
for a few hours
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while Kelly goes out to
brunch with some friends?
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Yeah, no problem.
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She didn't want to ask you.
She wanted me to ask you.
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Okay.
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But she will give you
the rundown tomorrow.
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Cool. Okay.All right.
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Well, enjoy yourself.Okay, night.
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And, yes.
Stay out as long
as you want.
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Just come in.
We'll leave the
side door open.
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And then I'll
get you your own
set of keys tomorrow.
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Okay. Okay.Bye.
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♪ Q-R-S-T... ♪
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Okay,
you can sing by yourself.
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Go.
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Finish the song.
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[GIGGLING]
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Hi!Hey!
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How are you?
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Oh, my God.
It's so good to see you.
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It's so good to see you.
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I'm so excited.
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How are you?
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Good.
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You put out all
the Nick stuff?
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It's good.
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You feel good?Yes. I feel mostly good.
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I mean,
it's gonna be hard.
These things are hard.
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It's gonna be hard and...
But in the long-run,
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I'm gonna be way happier,
he's gonna be way happier.
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Yeah.I'm just gonna
stay strong. Yeah.
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[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
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Come on.
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Hi.Hi, how are you?
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Good! How are you?
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I still don't
know what this is.
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Oh.
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A loft space
that looked like...
Hey, baby.
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I'm stealing her
for one second.
We'll be back!
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I want you to
meet Ezra and Megan.
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Hi!Hey, how are you?
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Hi.Hi.
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They're not capable of
independent thoughts.
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I need to pee
really quick, guys.Okay.
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Sorry. Okay.
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Sorry. Hello. Hi.
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Hi!
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I'm so glad that was you.
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Are you having a good time?Yes.
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Do you like people?Everybody's so nice.
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Your friends are so nice.You think so?
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Maybe they're just
being nice, but...
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No, they're nice.
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Are people
making you nervous?
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No. Everybody's...
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You want me
to drive you home?No.
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And I don't want
to be one of those
people that just, like,
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continues to do the...
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Thank you.
Do the same kind of stuff.
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You know what I mean?
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No?
201
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I'm gonna put on some music.It's okay.
202
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Oh, no.
203
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Have you guys seen Jenny?
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No.
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00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:10,757
Hi. Have you guys seen...
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Well, her name's Jenny,
but she came with me.
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She has long
brown hair and like,
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kind of like
an aquiline nose.
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No?
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So you're just
saying she's in...
She's asleep in your bed?
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She's passed out,
like, blackout.
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And you shook her?
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I shook her and I just...
I'm worried that
she's gonna be sick.
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That's horrible.
I'm so sorry.I know.
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She was in the bathroom
for a long time,
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and I don't know, and...I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, no. It's fine.I'm gonna go
handle this right now.
220
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And we'll be
out of your house in
five to seven minutes.
221
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No, you don't even
have to leave, just...
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I want to leave.
I'm embarrassed.
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No, you don't want
to leave, but, yeah.
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Jenny.
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Jenny, baby,
this isn't the
place to sleep.
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This is someone's bedroom.
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We're gonna get you back
to your own bedroom, okay?
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Okay, let's move it,
okay, Jenny?
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Jenny, I need you to
get out of the bed.
230
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So I'm gonna take you
out of the bed now.
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That hurt.
Don't kick me.
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I don't want to
have to touch you
in these place... Ow!
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These are coming
off here. This is...
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You just opened your
eyes like a person who
knew what you were doing.
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Get up! Get up!
I beg of you to just
get out of the bed.
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This is embarrassing for me.
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This is honestly
embarrassing for me.
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Hello?
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[CLEARS THROAT] What?
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Is she okay?
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Okay.
242
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You can go back to sleep.
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What? What?
244
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Okay, will you just
text me the address
and I'll...
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I'm gonna jump in
the car right now.
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I'll be over there
in just, in a sec.
247
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Okay, no, no.
I'm glad you called.
Okay, thanks.
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Jenny?
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I'm gonna need
you to just stand up
250
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and then I can carry you
the rest of the way,
251
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but will you please
just get up enough that...
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I'm fine.
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This is what I was
dealing with in the
bedroom, by the way.
254
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:44,127
I'm fine. Don't!I'm so...
255
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,434
All right, will you
help me open the door,
please? The front door.
256
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,088
Yeah. I'm gonna be
back for my coat.
257
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,785
I have my car
keys in my pocket.I am so sorry.
258
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,004
So when we're outside...
259
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,135
I am so sorry
that I woke you up.
260
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,789
Are you apologizing to me?Yes.
261
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,922
I'm glad you called me.
It's the right thing to do.
262
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,662
Don't apologize for that.
263
00:13:57,706 --> 00:14:01,057
I'll just be back for
my coat in one second.
I'm so sorry.
264
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,624
Okay. Will you, will you...
265
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,321
Before we get outside,
will you fish my
keys out of my pocket?
266
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,975
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I was figuring out which...
267
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,673
Just hit the unlock button.
268
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,632
You're gonna have
to help me get her
into the car.
269
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,677
Okay.All right, Jenny.
I'm gonna set you down
270
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:15,202
and we're gonna
take a few steps
out of the front door, okay?
271
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,333
I'm fine.
272
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,813
Can you... I'm sorry.
273
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,119
Yeah, I got the door.
I got the door.
274
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,651
[JUDE EXCLAIMING]KELLY: Do you want some more?
275
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:33,263
Do you want some cereal?
A little bit of cereal?
276
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:41,010
There. There's a whole
bunch of Cheerios.
277
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,882
Yum, yum.
278
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,712
[MOANING LOUDLY]
279
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,893
[CHUCKLES]
You're a crazy person.
280
00:14:57,374 --> 00:15:00,421
You're eating
that like a maniac.
281
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,337
[MIMICS JUDE]
282
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,693
Hey.Hey, sweetie.
283
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:14,217
Do you want some
eggs if I make some?
284
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,305
Yes, please.
285
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:16,437
Okay.
286
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,656
Here you go.
Here you go. Hold that.
287
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:48,948
[JUDE COOING]
288
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,127
Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack, quack.
289
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,563
Hi.
290
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,913
Hi.Hey.
291
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,047
Hi.I'm Jenn.
292
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,658
Hey, Jenn.
293
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,226
I'm Jeff's sister, so, hi.
294
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,792
Hi. Nice to meet you.
I'm Kevin.
295
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,316
Is Kelly not here?
296
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,665
No.Okay.
297
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:14,190
Yeah. No,
Kelly and Jeff left
a little while ago.
298
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,409
It's nice to meet you.
299
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,410
Nice to meet you, too.
300
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,110
Are you just hanging out?
301
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:22,546
No, I was just
gonna take a shower.
302
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,245
Okay.
303
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:26,550
[JUDE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
304
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:30,772
Yeah, a cow.
We're just playing
with some animals.
305
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:31,860
Cool.
306
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,954
Nice to meet you!Nice to meet you, too.
307
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,658
All right, you want
to do that again? Okay.
308
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,503
KEVIN: Hey,
we're gonna go to the park
if you want to come.
309
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,681
What?
310
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:13,597
We're gonna go to the park
if you want to come with us.
311
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,560
Um, yeah.
312
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,910
Yeah, I just need
to put shoes on.
313
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,564
Okay,
we'll be out front.
314
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,570
[LAUGHING]
315
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,702
Oh, my God.
316
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,141
A happy boy.
317
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,057
How long are
you in town for?
318
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,148
For a while, I think.Yeah?
319
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,975
Yeah.
I don't actually know.
320
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,673
Okay.
321
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,459
He's obsessed with you.
322
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,245
We got a pretty
good thing going, yes.
323
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:58,251
That's my little guy.
My little friend.
324
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,258
A grape. A grape.
325
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,611
Jude,
can I have a grape?
326
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,091
No.
327
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:16,095
No?
Can I have an apple?
328
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:18,836
Oh.
329
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:22,623
Hi.KEVIN: Hey!
330
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,279
Is it good?
331
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,628
KELLY: Thank you so much.
332
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,238
KEVIN: You are so welcome.
333
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:32,067
Sorry to do that so
last minute. I really...
334
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:36,376
No worries. He pooped twice
and I just changed him.
335
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,681
Great. Thank you.
336
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:38,987
You're very welcome.
337
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,423
Thank you, yeah.
338
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,208
Do you want
to feed it to me?
339
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:45,602
Jenny. I should
get your number so I can
give you those DVDs.
340
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,474
Yeah! Thank you, Jude.
I'll just put
it in your phone.
341
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:50,738
Okay. Here.
342
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,436
I don't know if he
should eat that now.
343
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,831
Great. I'll...Yeah, see ya.
344
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,528
...call you
when they're ready.Okay.
345
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,139
All right.
346
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,227
Thank you, Kevin.
Thank you.
347
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,315
Yeah. You're welcome.
348
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:03,838
Have a good day.
349
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:06,536
I'm gonna eat
all your apples.
350
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:17,504
I don't go out
with the intention of
351
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,070
getting hammered
and coming...
352
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:20,507
It just...
353
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,812
It just happens?
354
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:22,987
I'm a... I...
355
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,424
You just find
that that happens?
356
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:29,603
No, no, I'm just
saying that did happen.
I don't know.
357
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:34,651
Empty stomach or whatever,
and I, you know...
358
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:38,525
Obviously it,
that got away from me
and that's...
359
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,962
I'm an adult and
that's a weak excuse,
360
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:45,532
but it's not like
I'm gonna be going
out and partying.
361
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:48,665
I know you have
a baby in the house and
I can't be coming home...
362
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:49,753
I know.
363
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,494
It's not the greatest.
364
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:55,411
It makes me nervous
that you're gonna leave
the door unlocked or,
365
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,021
you know, some...Right.
366
00:19:57,065 --> 00:20:00,590
Just some of it
just makes me
a little nervous.
367
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,201
Right.
368
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,680
But, you know,
but also, are you okay?
369
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,379
Like what happened
with her boyfriend
370
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:07,815
and stuff like...
Nobody knows...
371
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,209
I don't know.
Well, I certainly
don't know.
372
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,732
She's drinking a lot.
She didn't act
373
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,124
like it was
some strange thing.
374
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,257
She's drinking a lot.
375
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,346
Is she drinking a lot today?
What do you mean?
376
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,348
Just last night
she drank a lot?No, last night, you...
377
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,568
Who does that on
the first night
with their brother?
378
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,961
I don't know.
I mean, she's a lot
younger than us.
379
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:27,661
I don't know.
Do you remember
how you used to act?
380
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,010
That's not very nice.
381
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,881
No, I'm not accusing.
382
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:33,667
I'm asking you
do you remember
how you used to act.
383
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,190
That wasn't an implication.
384
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,585
Yes, you've heard stories.
That was an implication.
But I...
385
00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:40,195
It was not, relax.
386
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,546
I had some semblance of
propriety or something,
you know?
387
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:46,723
Oh, my God. Now you're
acting all victimized.
388
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,334
I wasn't saying anything.
Relax.
389
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:49,944
God, I'm not.
390
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:52,207
Anyway, all I'm saying is
it would be really good
391
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,993
if you could just
have a talk to her
and just sort of cement it.
392
00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:58,605
Okay. The next time
she does something like this,
393
00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:00,346
I'll certainly
have a talk with her.
394
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:04,088
Well, why don't you
just talk to her now
so there isn't a next time?
395
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,047
Oh, my God.
You are terrible.
396
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,005
She's just in the basement.
397
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,877
You mean
"right now" right now?
398
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,661
It's like, 20 steps away.
399
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:14,403
Yeah, tonight,
just so it's not like,
400
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:19,843
"Hey, I'm the dick
who has a problem with it.
Your brother's cool."
401
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:22,411
I mean, if Trevor was here,
I would have told him.
402
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,370
Jesus Christ.But he behaved
like an angel, so...
403
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:27,111
I'm go...
Fine, I'm going. Jesus.
404
00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:28,330
Thank you.
405
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,081
Hey.Hey.
406
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,128
How's everything going?
407
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,478
Good.
408
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,658
You done with those dishes?
409
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:38,879
Yeah. I'm...
410
00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:39,923
Okay.
411
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,499
I love her.
I love your whole family.
412
00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:55,504
I don't know if I feel
super comfortable anymore.
413
00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:58,812
You don't feel like
she can successfully
babysit Jude
414
00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:02,293
for even minor times
you would like to
leave the house?
415
00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:04,121
She doesn't seem like
a responsible person.
416
00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:06,036
She's not
a responsible person.Okay, so...
417
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,083
A lot of the reason why
it was a good idea for her
418
00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:10,954
to come live here
was for you. Not me.
419
00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:12,652
No, I know that.She's gonna
lighten your load.
420
00:23:12,695 --> 00:23:15,350
But she proved
we can't trust her.
421
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,396
It's not like...So what are you gonna do?
422
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,745
You're gonna have
that conversation
423
00:23:18,788 --> 00:23:20,311
with her and tell her
you don't trust her...
424
00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:21,530
I kind of did.
425
00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:22,749
Give her a second chance.
426
00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:28,232
Let her prove to us that
427
00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:29,799
that was a one-time thing.
428
00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,279
All right.
429
00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:36,110
Everything's great.[JEFF LAUGHING]
430
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:39,505
Thank you so
much for doing this.
431
00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:41,028
No, I'm excited.
432
00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:42,682
Is it okay if I
just leave that...
433
00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:44,379
Yeah, yeah.
I'll... I got it.
434
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:49,079
It's not so dirty.
There's so many dishes.
I'm sorry.
435
00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:50,820
No, no.
This is the whole point.
436
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:52,474
No, you don't have to...
437
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,563
I've gotta earn my keep.
438
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,696
You're fine.
You're great.
439
00:23:56,739 --> 00:24:00,656
Okay. So he is gonna
have to have lunch.
440
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:02,571
Yeah.And a little snack.
441
00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:05,661
A good thing
for him to have
is any of that.
442
00:24:05,705 --> 00:24:06,793
Okay.
443
00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:08,185
If he tries
to get cookies,
444
00:24:08,229 --> 00:24:09,360
no, he can't have cookies.
445
00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:10,536
Okay.
446
00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:12,233
But there's
something in the fridge.
447
00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:14,801
It's wrapped in Saran Wrap
and it's obviously...
448
00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:16,585
His lunch.This is the...
Yeah. A baby lunch.
449
00:24:16,629 --> 00:24:17,804
Okay. Okay. Easy.
450
00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:20,197
But I'll show you.
It's this, there.
451
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:21,677
Yeah.
452
00:24:21,721 --> 00:24:25,681
So just heat that
up in the microwave
for 30 seconds.
453
00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:28,249
Do you want me to
text you updates
every, like...
454
00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:29,468
Oh. If you...
455
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:32,079
I can send you pictures,
"He's still alive."
456
00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:35,299
That's, yeah,
if you want to, yeah.Okay.
457
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:37,040
That would be... Yeah.Okay.
458
00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:38,738
Are you nervous?
459
00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:42,524
No, I'm excited.
I'm excited. He's...
I'm gonna make him love me.
460
00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:45,875
He loves you.
461
00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:48,356
Hi, I'm just calling
to make an appointment
462
00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:52,055
for my son for
a two-year checkup.
463
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,581
His name is Jude Spelling.
464
00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:22,521
Jude is currently
making me a sandwich.
465
00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:25,698
Yep, alive and well.
466
00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,613
Jude, what about this?
467
00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:31,442
Uh-oh!
468
00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:33,967
Can you do this, Jude?Can you dance, Jude?
469
00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:35,272
Can you do this?
470
00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:36,535
No.
471
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:37,927
[TOY CHIMES]
472
00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:48,503
Do I put it in now?
Is that what he wants?
473
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,593
I know I want a baby,
but I don't actually know why.
474
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:54,161
Oh!
475
00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:55,902
I mean,
you are very cute,
476
00:25:55,945 --> 00:25:58,600
but if I spend
another hour with you,
477
00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:01,211
I'm gonna pass out
and maybe never wake up.
478
00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:04,737
Buddy?
479
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,390
What do you want, Jude?
480
00:26:06,434 --> 00:26:07,740
[JUDE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
481
00:26:08,697 --> 00:26:10,090
Karate?No idea.
482
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:11,657
No.If you were to have a...
483
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,223
Do you feel
like you would wait
a long time to have a baby?
484
00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:14,877
Can we have those?
485
00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:18,881
I don't know.
I don't feel
like I want a baby.
486
00:26:18,925 --> 00:26:20,013
Oh.Like, ever, maybe?
487
00:26:20,056 --> 00:26:23,016
But I'm not
grossed out by Jude.
488
00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:24,365
Well, I have
the reverse reaction,
489
00:26:24,408 --> 00:26:25,540
which is I am
slightly grossed out
490
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,846
and I definitely
want a baby.
491
00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:29,065
Do you want
this back? Yeah!
492
00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:33,983
I don't know if
he knows how to dip,
but this was in there, so...
493
00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:35,158
There you go, buddy.
494
00:26:35,202 --> 00:26:36,333
Lunchtime.
495
00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:38,335
Make a crude gesture.No!
496
00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:39,946
Just make a face
that doesn't seem like
497
00:26:39,989 --> 00:26:41,687
a face of a person
who should be with a baby.
498
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:43,776
That's my face all the time.Do it.
499
00:26:43,819 --> 00:26:45,778
That's Jude and Jenny.
500
00:26:46,561 --> 00:26:50,696
That's just Jude. Just Jude.
501
00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:52,872
I can't tell...
Can you tell that's Jude?
502
00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:55,135
And that's
a picture of my butt.
503
00:26:57,746 --> 00:26:59,052
[DOOR CREAKS]
504
00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:32,302
Hi. Sorry.Hi.
505
00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:34,217
Hello. Hi. I am Kelly.Hi!
506
00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:35,741
Sorry. This is Carson.
507
00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:36,916
Right.It's so nice to meet you.
508
00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:38,439
I heard about
your fancy name.
509
00:27:38,482 --> 00:27:39,919
CARSON: You have
such a fancy house.
510
00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:41,529
This house is amazing.Yeah.
511
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:46,447
I think it's so fun
and funky and sexy
in a weird way.
512
00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:49,145
I love it.Well, thank you, Carson.
513
00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:51,017
How are you doing?
514
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:52,845
Good. Jude was amazing.
515
00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:55,108
He's fucking funny.
516
00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:56,544
He's really funny, yeah.
517
00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:57,893
And such
a friendly person.
518
00:27:57,937 --> 00:27:59,025
Yeah.
519
00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:00,983
I found the little
Tupperware things
520
00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:06,554
and he wanted
to feed us a lot,
but, he ate, you know...
521
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:08,251
He ate his food....80 percent of it.
522
00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:09,862
How long has he
been sleeping for?
523
00:28:09,905 --> 00:28:11,428
JENNY: He went down
right at 1:00, so...
524
00:28:11,472 --> 00:28:13,692
Good. Okay. Great.
525
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:14,954
Well, thank you for
doing that. I really...
526
00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:16,172
It was no problem.
527
00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:17,478
...you know...
528
00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:18,609
It was great to
get to know him.
529
00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:20,655
I appreciate it.
530
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,353
Okay.
I'm gonna make
some dinner for...
531
00:28:23,397 --> 00:28:25,660
Do you want to have
a drink with us?
532
00:28:27,923 --> 00:28:30,491
I could make you this
delightful concoction.
533
00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:32,275
You should have
a beer with us.
534
00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:34,190
No, it's nice to
hang out in here.
535
00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:36,018
We never really
do as much as I...
536
00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:37,716
JENNY: So do it.Yeah, okay.
537
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,370
Okay.I'll have a beer
with you guys.
538
00:28:42,677 --> 00:28:44,461
I think she's so pretty.
She's so...
539
00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,202
I'm gonna murder you.
540
00:28:46,246 --> 00:28:47,334
I think she's so pretty.
541
00:28:47,377 --> 00:28:49,075
Yeah, she is.
542
00:28:49,118 --> 00:28:51,033
In that way where
it's like, "I didn't have
time to take a shower.
543
00:28:51,077 --> 00:28:53,035
"I didn't have
time to do anything.
I'm just momming it up."
544
00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:54,602
And she's so pretty.Yeah, she's great.
545
00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:57,257
Cheers!Cheers. Cheers.
546
00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,606
It's nice to meet you.
547
00:28:58,649 --> 00:28:59,912
It's nice to
meet you, too.
548
00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:02,479
Heard a lot about you.
What's your job?
549
00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:06,005
I'm... I stay at
home with Jude.
550
00:29:06,048 --> 00:29:07,267
I'm a stay-at-home
mom, I guess.
551
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:08,616
That's so nice.
552
00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:12,663
But you're...
She's a novelist.
She's a writer.
553
00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:14,361
Are you?She's... She wrote, like...
554
00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:17,277
She wrote this book
that's so beautiful
that I read
555
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,670
and I don't understand
exactly what it means,
556
00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:22,499
just 'cause I'm
too stupid to get it,
because it's that...
557
00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:23,762
Jenny.
558
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,241
It's so good.
559
00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:27,026
You know those books
where you're like,
"This is so good,"
560
00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:28,288
but, I mean,
you can't... Yeah.
561
00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:29,506
But it's
completely going...
562
00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:30,899
And smart people
are like...
563
00:29:30,943 --> 00:29:32,248
That's not how
you're supposed to feel.
564
00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,163
So are you
writing another novel?
565
00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:39,516
Yeah. Yes.
566
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:44,434
The plan is
that I'm writing.
I'm in the process of it.
567
00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:49,788
It's taking a while,
and I'm busy.
568
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:52,094
Is it hard to
find time to write?
569
00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:54,314
Yeah. It's really hard.
570
00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:57,360
You know, I feel
like I just started
a different job.
571
00:29:57,404 --> 00:30:00,450
I have a new job now.
572
00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:03,889
It's a very
complicated issue
to talk about.
573
00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:05,760
If you don't have kids...
574
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,718
You know,
before we had a kid,
575
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:12,071
I sort of had this
idea that we would,
you know, both be working.
576
00:30:12,114 --> 00:30:14,900
I didn't understand
completely that
577
00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:17,424
it was like, every
moment of every day
578
00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:19,513
is kind of that's
what you're doing.
579
00:30:19,556 --> 00:30:21,080
Taken up.
580
00:30:21,123 --> 00:30:22,255
Yeah, you're just
sort of thinking...
581
00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:23,430
JENNY: But then the baby...
582
00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:24,605
...about him
and working and...
583
00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:25,736
Jeff can take
care of the baby.
584
00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:28,391
He's a grown-up,
kind of. Like...
585
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,874
He makes money is the thing.
586
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:34,702
I don't make money
when I'm working.
587
00:30:34,745 --> 00:30:37,139
But maybe
you haven't
given it enough time.
588
00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:38,793
You have...
Maybe yours requires a little
589
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,186
more of an investment
at the beginning
590
00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:41,883
and you could be
making more money
than him in the end.
591
00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:43,450
Yeah, you're like
a band where
592
00:30:43,493 --> 00:30:46,279
your first album is cool
and people are always like,
593
00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:47,671
"If you listen to
the first album..."
594
00:30:47,715 --> 00:30:50,979
But then,
your next book,
you could be...
595
00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:54,287
You could, you know,
you could be like
the Arcade Fire.
596
00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:55,418
It's a lot of pressure.
597
00:30:55,462 --> 00:30:56,898
You could be like...
Make a lot of money.
598
00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:58,465
That's a lot of pressure.And then people
would be like,
599
00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:00,380
"Her first book
was amazing."
600
00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:02,643
And then the cool,
smart people would
talk about that book.
601
00:31:02,686 --> 00:31:04,253
But everybody would
read the next one.
602
00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:05,820
I just feel like if I
was in that situation,
603
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,823
I would start to
resent my husband
and feel like,
604
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:13,349
"Why the fuck am I
holding this baby
all day long when you..."
605
00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:15,482
I mean, it's not like
he makes that much money.
606
00:31:15,525 --> 00:31:17,658
I'm not not a feminist.
607
00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:19,181
I feel
misrepresented slightly.
608
00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:20,835
I did not...
609
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:24,143
I've read, fucking,
like, Andrea Dworkin.
You know what I mean?
610
00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:27,668
I had a concept of
611
00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:32,629
what my life
would be like.
612
00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,544
You're holding
the fort down.
613
00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:36,807
There's nobody here
that doesn't think
you're a feminist.
614
00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:38,418
No one's judging you.I'm not complaining.
615
00:31:38,461 --> 00:31:40,507
I'm not complaining
about being with my child.
616
00:31:40,550 --> 00:31:42,901
I'm just trying
to create a world in
which you can have it all.
617
00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:45,599
You make me feel like a child
and you're like a woman.
That's like...
618
00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:49,255
Having it all is
a very dangerous concept,
I feel,
619
00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:52,954
because that just means that
I have to do everything.
620
00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:55,870
Yeah, which...That's deep.
621
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:58,481
It's the truth.
I mean, you know,
622
00:31:58,525 --> 00:32:01,006
that's just how
the world works.
623
00:32:01,049 --> 00:32:03,399
And I want...
I'm not complaining.
624
00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:05,793
I love Jude so much
and I, you know...
625
00:32:05,836 --> 00:32:07,751
No one thinks you
don't love your baby.
626
00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:09,318
As soon as he
came out of my body,
627
00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:11,712
the moment I saw him,
I was like,
628
00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:16,543
"I want to do everything
I can to make your life
as great as possible."
629
00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:18,937
I do feel
a little bit resentful,
'cause he's like,
630
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,895
"I had this meeting
and I had this lunch
631
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,897
"with all these
fancy business people
632
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:26,292
"and the lunch
went really long,
and everyone was drinking.
633
00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:29,251
"So then I had to stay."
And I'm like,
"That sounds like it sucks,"
634
00:32:29,295 --> 00:32:32,602
and I'm wearing my
fucking pajama top
still that I didn't
635
00:32:33,255 --> 00:32:35,083
get to take off.
636
00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:37,868
Can I say I like you
when you are a little tipsy?
637
00:32:37,912 --> 00:32:39,000
Like, so much.
638
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,436
Is she tipsy?
I can't tell.
639
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,917
It's like half a beer.
That's all it
takes these days.
640
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,224
I wish I could wear
my pajama top to work.
641
00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:47,095
I'm gonna wear my
pajama top to work.
642
00:32:47,139 --> 00:32:49,706
It's a tragedy to me
643
00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:52,535
that my husband
comes home from
644
00:32:52,579 --> 00:32:55,234
being around sexy,
independent women.
645
00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:58,237
Not that it's about that,
but I feel like...
646
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,413
It's not fun to
be in a pajama top
647
00:33:00,456 --> 00:33:02,502
that has baby
food all over it.
648
00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:04,373
But the point of
that is that he
comes home sometimes
649
00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:08,638
and he's like,
"I miss the baby
and I miss being at..."
650
00:33:08,682 --> 00:33:10,684
He misses it, too.
We both... Nothing's perfect.
651
00:33:10,727 --> 00:33:12,729
So maybe...
So maybe that's
what he wants. Right.
652
00:33:12,773 --> 00:33:15,471
That's life.I think you're so pretty.
653
00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:18,518
I feel like you're
a lot prettier than
you feel like you are.
654
00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:20,259
That's nice.
655
00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:21,521
I do.
656
00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:23,914
That's a nice thing to say
to a tired old lady.
657
00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:25,873
I think she is.A drunk old lady.
658
00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:27,701
Boo!
659
00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:29,920
I think she's so pretty.
660
00:33:29,964 --> 00:33:31,052
[ALL LAUGHING]
661
00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:44,979
Um...
662
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,721
I kind of want to
ask you for something.
663
00:33:47,764 --> 00:33:49,418
[CHUCKLES]
664
00:33:52,856 --> 00:33:55,120
Just come right
out and say it?
665
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,296
What?
666
00:33:57,339 --> 00:33:58,471
A Christmas present.
667
00:33:58,514 --> 00:33:59,733
Oh, my God.I know.
668
00:33:59,776 --> 00:34:01,256
We said
we weren't getting
each other Chris...
669
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,692
You said we weren't
getting each other
Christmas presents.
670
00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:03,911
Yes, 'cause we
are very poor.
671
00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:05,043
Good grief.
672
00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:06,392
We don't have any money.
673
00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:07,610
What do you want?
674
00:34:09,177 --> 00:34:11,484
Diamonds.
A string of them.
675
00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:13,138
No.No.
676
00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:17,751
The thing that I want...
677
00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:23,061
I would like to be able
to do some writing.
678
00:34:24,018 --> 00:34:25,672
Okay.
679
00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:27,282
To be able
to go somewhere.
680
00:34:27,326 --> 00:34:28,849
Okay.
681
00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:31,330
By myself.
682
00:34:32,548 --> 00:34:34,463
Like I'm going to a job.Yeah.
683
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:35,725
I think it would help me.
684
00:34:35,769 --> 00:34:37,249
Okay.
685
00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:38,946
This is what you
want from me for your
Christmas present?
686
00:34:38,989 --> 00:34:40,252
Yeah.
687
00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:47,172
And to have somebody
take care of Jude.
688
00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:30,650
[KNOCKING ON DOOR][BARKS]
689
00:35:36,612 --> 00:35:39,920
Quiet. No, no. Hey!
690
00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:41,008
Hey, puppy. Hey, puppy.
691
00:35:41,051 --> 00:35:42,096
Hi.
692
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,924
Hey.Mister Pants.
693
00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:45,969
Hey, Mister Pants.
694
00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:47,710
Mister Pants? Awesome.Mister Pants.
695
00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:48,972
Hey, Mister Pants.
696
00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:50,148
CARSON: How's your night?
697
00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:52,237
Fine.
698
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,326
Yeah?Yeah.
699
00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:55,718
I'll get you that stuff.
700
00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:57,024
Okay.
701
00:36:05,554 --> 00:36:09,254
Do you want
anything to drink?
702
00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:12,126
Sure.
703
00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:14,955
We got...Do you have whiskey?
704
00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:16,522
Yeah!
705
00:36:16,565 --> 00:36:21,135
Okay. I'm not picky.
Just whatever.
706
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:24,443
I'll get you one
whiskey coming up.
Here's this first.
707
00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:26,009
Thank you.You're very welcome.
708
00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:28,751
Thank you so much.
709
00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:31,101
How... What do I owe you?
How much is it?
710
00:36:31,145 --> 00:36:32,233
Nothing.
711
00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:37,934
It's a little
"Welcome to Chicago" gift.
712
00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:39,762
Just a taste
to get me hooked.
713
00:36:39,806 --> 00:36:41,373
Just a taste to
get you hooked.
714
00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:42,809
Keep me coming back.
715
00:36:45,594 --> 00:36:47,030
You want ice?
716
00:36:47,944 --> 00:36:49,119
One is fine.
717
00:36:49,163 --> 00:36:50,295
Okay.
718
00:37:16,799 --> 00:37:18,061
Thank you.
719
00:37:18,105 --> 00:37:20,455
You are very welcome.
There you are.
720
00:37:22,370 --> 00:37:23,980
Hey, buddy.
721
00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:25,678
Cheers.Cheers.
722
00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:35,470
Do you wanna smoke some?
I don't know anything about...
723
00:37:36,471 --> 00:37:37,603
What?...etiquette.
724
00:37:37,646 --> 00:37:41,041
I don't buy
a ton of weed,
so I don't know.
725
00:37:41,084 --> 00:37:43,043
Do we smoke some?We smoke some.
726
00:37:43,086 --> 00:37:44,131
I've heard
that's a thing.
727
00:37:44,174 --> 00:37:45,219
And we can
smoke some of mine.
728
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,873
Especially since you...
729
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:49,092
I'm just totally
ripping you off now.
730
00:37:49,136 --> 00:37:52,052
No. No, that is a gift.
731
00:37:52,748 --> 00:37:56,448
You are in my town.
732
00:37:57,231 --> 00:37:59,277
It's a gift.
733
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,061
[MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO]
734
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,065
I love this song.
735
00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:22,778
So be forewarned.
736
00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:26,304
My guy said this
is kind of strong.
737
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:27,870
[CHUCKLES] Okay.
738
00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:30,656
Super strong.Okay.
739
00:38:30,699 --> 00:38:31,918
Really, really,
really strong.
740
00:38:31,961 --> 00:38:33,180
Okay.
741
00:38:33,223 --> 00:38:34,312
Stronger than that.
742
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:36,401
Is that just stuff
that you guys make up?
743
00:38:36,444 --> 00:38:38,185
No.That your guy makes up?
744
00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:42,363
No, this is,
it's been tested. Trust me.
745
00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:50,545
Here you are.
746
00:38:50,589 --> 00:38:51,590
Thank you.
747
00:38:51,633 --> 00:38:52,678
You're very welcome.
748
00:39:10,217 --> 00:39:12,480
I feel so
fucked up already.
749
00:39:12,524 --> 00:39:15,788
Really? It's instant.
750
00:39:20,532 --> 00:39:21,794
What's this stuff?
751
00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:25,275
These are my little toys.
752
00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,236
I'm in a little band.Are they vintage?
753
00:39:29,279 --> 00:39:30,455
Well, this is.
754
00:39:30,498 --> 00:39:33,327
Or do they just make
them in the style of...
755
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,634
No, this is
actually kind of old.It's cool.
756
00:39:35,677 --> 00:39:37,157
This is really old.
757
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,552
Is that a hobby
or you make...
758
00:39:40,595 --> 00:39:44,991
No, it's my thing.
I mean, I'm...You're living the dream.
759
00:39:45,034 --> 00:39:46,775
I'm trying.And babysitting
by living the dream.
760
00:39:46,819 --> 00:39:47,820
Sorry.Yeah.
761
00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:49,604
Sorry.No worries.
762
00:39:49,648 --> 00:39:51,650
I'm in a little band.
763
00:39:51,693 --> 00:39:55,001
We make noise.
764
00:39:57,482 --> 00:40:01,442
I'm serious.
We make...
It's noise music.
765
00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:02,661
That's funny to you?
766
00:40:02,704 --> 00:40:04,314
That's really charming.
767
00:40:04,358 --> 00:40:07,143
I feel like that's
something you've said
to other people before.
768
00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:09,319
No.
769
00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:11,757
That's the first time
I've ever said
that in my life.
770
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,367
Well,
that's also not true.
771
00:40:14,673 --> 00:40:17,893
[CHUCKLES] It is.
It's totally true.
772
00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:25,292
My band's called Stanley.
773
00:40:25,335 --> 00:40:27,381
Called what?Stanley.
774
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,427
What does that mean?
775
00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:32,691
That's his real name.
Mister Stanley.
776
00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,521
I call him Mister Pants,
'cause the band
777
00:40:36,564 --> 00:40:39,349
was named Stanley
after Mister Stanley.
778
00:40:39,393 --> 00:40:42,396
What was Mister
Stanley named after?
779
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:48,576
Mister Stanley was named
after my favorite uncle.
780
00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:50,883
And I'm lying.
I don't know.
781
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:12,252
Sorry. Just a second.
782
00:41:15,777 --> 00:41:17,083
No, you're good,
you're good, you're good.
783
00:41:17,126 --> 00:41:19,259
You're totally great.
You're totally awesome.
784
00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:23,698
I just...
785
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,093
Sorry. No, no, no.
No, no, no.No. No.
786
00:41:27,136 --> 00:41:31,271
You're awesome.
I'm just realizing...
787
00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:34,274
It's late.It's late.
788
00:41:34,317 --> 00:41:38,713
Yeah.Yeah, no,
and I don't want to...
789
00:41:38,757 --> 00:41:42,935
I'm coming over,
getting drugs.What?
790
00:41:42,978 --> 00:41:46,895
It's not what I,
just... Sorry. No,
I just was like, okay.
791
00:41:46,939 --> 00:41:50,116
This is gonna...
We're gonna hang out.
It's gonna be awesome.
792
00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:52,988
But...Right. I get it.
793
00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:54,424
Tonight I'm just
gonna call...
794
00:41:54,468 --> 00:41:55,817
Totally.
I'm on your coat.
795
00:41:55,861 --> 00:41:57,732
Quit while I'm ahead.Yeah.
796
00:41:57,776 --> 00:41:59,299
Mister Pants is here.Yeah.
797
00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:00,605
Mister Pants
would disapprove.
798
00:42:00,648 --> 00:42:01,780
Yeah. Totally.
799
00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:03,085
I feel like he doesn't...
800
00:42:03,129 --> 00:42:06,872
He wants me to
do my momma proud.
801
00:42:06,915 --> 00:42:10,484
And so I'm just gonna...
802
00:42:13,095 --> 00:42:14,967
...call you.Okay.
803
00:42:15,010 --> 00:42:16,446
I'm sorry.
I'm being a jerk...
804
00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:17,883
No. You're not.
805
00:42:17,926 --> 00:42:21,539
You're not being
a jerk at all. At all.
806
00:42:21,582 --> 00:42:24,280
I totally...This has been super fun.
807
00:42:24,324 --> 00:42:25,673
Good, I...
808
00:42:25,717 --> 00:42:27,153
The kissing was top notch.
809
00:42:27,196 --> 00:42:29,459
Thank you. You as well.And...
810
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:33,159
This is great. So...
811
00:42:35,465 --> 00:42:36,902
Okay.Okay.
812
00:42:36,945 --> 00:42:38,904
Top notch all around.All right.
813
00:42:38,947 --> 00:42:41,646
Okay. I'm gonna call you.
814
00:42:41,689 --> 00:42:43,909
Okay. I hope you do.
815
00:42:43,952 --> 00:42:45,475
I don't wanna
make you feel...
You're fine.
816
00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:48,217
I'm so fine.
You don't have
to worry about me.
817
00:42:48,261 --> 00:42:51,394
Sorry, I'm really high.
I'm just, you know,
818
00:42:51,438 --> 00:42:53,353
weird with new
spaces and stuff, so...
819
00:42:53,396 --> 00:42:56,312
It's okay. I get it.
I totally get it.
820
00:42:56,356 --> 00:42:58,793
This was all great.
821
00:42:59,925 --> 00:43:01,448
Awesome.Okay.
822
00:43:01,491 --> 00:43:02,797
Okay.
823
00:43:02,841 --> 00:43:04,146
Right.Okay.
824
00:43:04,190 --> 00:43:05,670
Well, get home safe.
825
00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:07,106
I will.
826
00:43:07,149 --> 00:43:08,760
Okay, bye.Bye.
827
00:43:26,081 --> 00:43:27,692
Hey, buddy.
828
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,565
Hello?
829
00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:24,330
Mmm!
830
00:45:24,852 --> 00:45:26,593
It's so good.
831
00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:27,812
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
832
00:45:27,855 --> 00:45:30,902
Mmm! You want another bite?
833
00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:32,773
Hey, sweetie.
834
00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:35,863
I'm calling because
I left my power cable.
835
00:45:35,907 --> 00:45:38,170
I know, like an idiot.
836
00:45:38,692 --> 00:45:40,868
I feel so bad.
837
00:45:40,912 --> 00:45:44,742
Would you mind
just bringing it,
dropping it off for me?
838
00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:47,048
I'm not even
dressed or showered
or anything.
839
00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:50,573
So it'll probably be an
hour before I can bring...
840
00:45:50,617 --> 00:45:53,533
Hold on.
Hey, Jenny?
Hold on a sec.
841
00:45:53,576 --> 00:45:55,709
What's up?Hey, what are
you up to today?
842
00:45:57,842 --> 00:45:58,930
Nothing.
843
00:46:00,714 --> 00:46:02,498
Hello.Hello! Hi!
844
00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:04,283
Hey. This is for you.
845
00:46:04,326 --> 00:46:06,024
Thank you.
That's so... Thank you.
846
00:46:06,067 --> 00:46:07,721
Nice to...
847
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:10,158
This is nice!
This is cool!Thanks.
848
00:46:10,202 --> 00:46:11,507
Pretty sweet.
849
00:46:11,551 --> 00:46:13,509
It's good, right?Yeah.
850
00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:14,554
Thank you for...
851
00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:17,252
Look at that view, bro.
852
00:46:17,296 --> 00:46:19,907
Wait, so this is
Jeff's normally or...
853
00:46:19,951 --> 00:46:23,911
No, I mean, I'm using it.
They rented it for the movie.
854
00:46:23,955 --> 00:46:25,739
But they're not using it
for a couple of weeks,
855
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,654
but the rent's paid
from the production.
856
00:46:27,697 --> 00:46:29,569
Okay.
857
00:46:29,612 --> 00:46:32,311
So he's being
really nice and saying,
858
00:46:32,354 --> 00:46:36,402
"You can go in there
and do your writing."
859
00:46:36,445 --> 00:46:38,143
I had three of your
brownies, by the way.
860
00:46:38,186 --> 00:46:39,535
Good.I hope that's okay.
861
00:46:39,579 --> 00:46:41,189
Yes.They're really good.
862
00:46:41,233 --> 00:46:45,759
I'm kind of on a sugar high.
I may crash in
a little bit, but...
863
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:50,372
Okay. This is gonna
sound really stupid,
but just go with me, okay?
864
00:46:50,416 --> 00:46:55,856
So I was thinking
about your situation
and... This is so stupid.
865
00:46:55,900 --> 00:47:00,774
Basically,
your problem is just,
866
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:04,604
right now,
could be solved by
a chunk of money, right?
867
00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:05,735
If I...I know that's stupid,
868
00:47:05,779 --> 00:47:07,085
'cause a lot of
people's problems
869
00:47:07,128 --> 00:47:08,651
could be solved
with a chunk of money.
870
00:47:08,695 --> 00:47:11,785
But, specifically,
you know, if you had
a little bit of money
871
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:13,613
and you could just pay
for some child care,
872
00:47:13,656 --> 00:47:15,006
then you would have time...
873
00:47:15,049 --> 00:47:17,182
It would be amazing.
A chunk of money would be...
874
00:47:17,225 --> 00:47:19,924
So, okay.
875
00:47:19,967 --> 00:47:23,971
Have you read
those sexy novels?
You know?
876
00:47:26,974 --> 00:47:28,889
Like, the trashy...
877
00:47:30,325 --> 00:47:31,283
Sexy mom novels.
878
00:47:31,326 --> 00:47:32,675
Sexy mom novels?
879
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:33,981
Sexy novels for
mom and for me.
880
00:47:34,025 --> 00:47:37,637
I know what you mean.
I have not.Okay.
881
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:42,294
I have read them
and I look at them
and I'm like,
882
00:47:42,337 --> 00:47:46,820
"This is...
I could write
one of these,"
883
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:47,995
but I don't actually
think that I could
884
00:47:48,039 --> 00:47:49,388
because I don't know
how to write books.
885
00:47:49,431 --> 00:47:53,522
But you do.
You're super super smart.
886
00:47:53,566 --> 00:47:55,089
Thank you.
887
00:47:55,133 --> 00:47:59,311
You could write one of
these in an afternoon.
888
00:47:59,354 --> 00:48:00,747
I don't think I could.
889
00:48:00,790 --> 00:48:04,098
I'm not trying to
just weasel my way
into this plan,
890
00:48:04,142 --> 00:48:06,057
but I could...What is the plan?
What's the plan?
891
00:48:06,100 --> 00:48:09,016
No, okay.
I could tell you
the bullet points.
892
00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:12,715
Are you saying this?
Just sit down for
a couple of days,
893
00:48:12,759 --> 00:48:16,110
write an erotic novel,
sell it for
a gazillion dollars,
894
00:48:16,154 --> 00:48:18,286
and all my
problems are solved?
895
00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:19,766
Yes.
896
00:48:21,724 --> 00:48:26,164
Kind of.Five or six
things to bring up.
897
00:48:26,207 --> 00:48:29,645
It's not that I
don't think I could...
898
00:48:29,689 --> 00:48:32,170
Even with your expertise,
899
00:48:32,213 --> 00:48:35,738
it's very difficult
to make a lot of
money selling a book.
900
00:48:35,782 --> 00:48:37,915
It's not like
I would write it
901
00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:41,005
and someone
would just be like,
"Here's my millions for you."
902
00:48:41,048 --> 00:48:44,269
It's like,
your stuff is so beautiful.
903
00:48:44,312 --> 00:48:47,925
And then if
there was, you know,
904
00:48:47,968 --> 00:48:50,928
if there was sex in it,
I would be so excited.
905
00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:54,975
I would buy five copies
and give them to my friends
906
00:48:55,019 --> 00:48:57,586
or plan to give
them to my friends and
then keep them for myself,
907
00:48:57,630 --> 00:49:00,067
because it would be
my favorite book ever.
908
00:49:00,111 --> 00:49:04,724
Oh, my God.
You are really cute.This is a great idea.
909
00:49:04,767 --> 00:49:08,162
So there is someone
who's living here right now.
910
00:49:08,206 --> 00:49:10,034
And so you'll
have to forgive me.
It's a little messy.
911
00:49:10,077 --> 00:49:11,992
I did ask her to clean it up.That's okay.
912
00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:13,385
But she'll be out
by the end of the month,
913
00:49:13,428 --> 00:49:14,516
so it'll be
available on the first.
914
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,691
Yeah. I'm not...
915
00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:16,910
So the bathroom's
right there.
916
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,868
It's not a tub,
but it's a pretty big shower.
917
00:49:18,912 --> 00:49:20,827
No, it's big.It's really nice.
918
00:49:20,870 --> 00:49:23,308
And kitchen area
right here.
919
00:49:23,351 --> 00:49:25,179
There's a little
bit of counter space
920
00:49:25,223 --> 00:49:27,007
and this current
tenant purchased this.
921
00:49:27,051 --> 00:49:30,315
So you could do
something similar
to add a little bit more.
922
00:49:30,358 --> 00:49:34,580
And in this room...
It's sort of like
the living area.
923
00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:36,886
So there's
a living room-ish area
924
00:49:36,930 --> 00:49:39,498
right here and
then the bedroom.
925
00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:41,239
And there's
a real wood-burning
stove, too.
926
00:49:41,282 --> 00:49:44,242
I'm not sure
if I mentioned that
on the phone.
927
00:49:44,285 --> 00:49:46,374
So it's $785 a month.JENNY: Great.
928
00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:50,074
That includes utilities.
So cable, gas, electric.
929
00:49:50,117 --> 00:49:52,424
But I did just want
to make it clear that
930
00:49:52,467 --> 00:49:54,730
it's really just
set up for one person.
931
00:49:54,774 --> 00:49:56,602
We don't really
feel comfortable with
932
00:49:56,645 --> 00:49:59,387
a couple living here.
I didn't know if...
933
00:49:59,431 --> 00:50:01,868
No, he's just here
for moral support.
934
00:50:01,911 --> 00:50:03,087
Okay.
935
00:50:03,130 --> 00:50:05,480
I don't really know
the area, so he's my...
936
00:50:05,524 --> 00:50:06,916
Tour guide. Yeah.My realtor.
937
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,614
Great, okay.
Well I'm sure you can
938
00:50:08,657 --> 00:50:10,703
agree that the
area's really great.
939
00:50:10,746 --> 00:50:13,097
No, she hated me.
I hope I didn't ruin that.
940
00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:14,707
No, I mean, I don't...
941
00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:16,709
I get the sense
she didn't like me
942
00:50:16,752 --> 00:50:18,580
or the previous
tenant that much either.
943
00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:20,191
Yeah.I don't know.
944
00:50:20,234 --> 00:50:22,584
She was a little weird.
And she does live right there.
945
00:50:22,628 --> 00:50:28,242
I know. But other than that,
it's exactly what I need.
946
00:50:28,286 --> 00:50:30,288
Yeah.
947
00:50:30,331 --> 00:50:31,985
I don't know
if you're doing
anything right now.
948
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:36,294
I could... I feel
like I owe you a meal
or something for my
949
00:50:36,337 --> 00:50:37,817
"Welcome to Chicago" present.That sounds good.
950
00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:40,515
I'm not doing
anything. Yeah?Okay.
951
00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:43,257
Like he wants to be together.
He wants to stay together.
952
00:50:43,301 --> 00:50:46,130
How do you know
he's in love
with somebody else?
953
00:50:51,178 --> 00:50:52,310
I don't know.
954
00:50:52,353 --> 00:50:53,441
You just feel it?
955
00:50:53,485 --> 00:50:57,141
Yeah. It's...
956
00:50:57,184 --> 00:50:59,317
'Cause that's
the thing is...
957
00:51:02,798 --> 00:51:07,716
There is stupid stuff,
like any time that I...
958
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:11,024
Okay, sorry, but
any time I looked at
his Internet history,
959
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,765
he's constantly on
her Facebook page.
960
00:51:13,896 --> 00:51:16,421
So they meet
for one second.
961
00:51:16,464 --> 00:51:18,336
You know,
when they're little kids,
962
00:51:18,379 --> 00:51:21,034
and it's like that Braveheartthing where,
963
00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:25,604
he gives her
a token or something,
I mean, like a flower,
964
00:51:25,647 --> 00:51:27,214
but not a flower,
'cause that's...
965
00:51:27,258 --> 00:51:32,001
What if
the flower or the thing,
the token, whatever it is,
966
00:51:32,045 --> 00:51:34,700
what if she
gives it to him?
967
00:51:34,743 --> 00:51:37,485
And so he goes
and proposes, right?
968
00:51:37,529 --> 00:51:41,663
But, not in disguise,
actually as a prince.
969
00:51:41,707 --> 00:51:45,711
Yeah, she would have...
What could she do?
I like that.
970
00:51:45,754 --> 00:51:48,714
'Cause the trick
is if you just keep
talking about
971
00:51:48,757 --> 00:51:51,456
how he makes her feel,
972
00:51:51,499 --> 00:51:53,675
how his presence
makes her feel and
973
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:55,460
his touch makes her feel,
974
00:51:55,503 --> 00:51:56,983
then you can
get away with them
975
00:51:57,026 --> 00:51:59,246
not really doing much
for a really long time.
976
00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:02,031
They wouldn't even
need to have sex until
the second book.
977
00:52:02,075 --> 00:52:04,208
Is Harry a little
bit attractive?
978
00:52:04,251 --> 00:52:07,907
No...Could he be the rough one?
979
00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:09,952
He could be
the bondage-y one.
980
00:52:09,996 --> 00:52:11,258
Oh.
981
00:52:11,302 --> 00:52:13,391
So she kinda likes that.
982
00:52:13,434 --> 00:52:17,264
You're... This is
what I mean, you're...
983
00:52:17,308 --> 00:52:18,918
But then do we
have to introduce
other characters
984
00:52:18,961 --> 00:52:20,311
to keep all
the sex stuff going?
985
00:52:20,354 --> 00:52:21,529
Yes, there has to
be other characters
986
00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:23,140
and people are
having sex all over
987
00:52:23,183 --> 00:52:24,750
the place in
the woodsy revolution.
988
00:52:24,793 --> 00:52:26,447
Okay.There's all kinds of sex.
989
00:52:26,491 --> 00:52:27,883
Okay.Orgies.
990
00:52:27,927 --> 00:52:29,233
[LAUGHS]
991
00:52:54,997 --> 00:52:56,608
JEFF: Hey, Jenny.Hey!
992
00:52:56,651 --> 00:52:59,219
Hey, can I come in
to grab a DVD?
993
00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:00,568
Just a second.
994
00:53:08,359 --> 00:53:10,883
Sorry. I don't
mean to disturb you.
I just have all the...
995
00:53:10,926 --> 00:53:13,059
All my movies
are over here.
996
00:53:19,848 --> 00:53:22,764
You...Nothing going on.
Nothing going on.
997
00:53:22,808 --> 00:53:24,157
Wow.
998
00:53:25,593 --> 00:53:27,116
Yeah.
999
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,902
[SIGHS]
1000
00:53:29,945 --> 00:53:31,295
Yes, you were.
1001
00:53:31,338 --> 00:53:33,862
Sorry.
1002
00:53:33,906 --> 00:53:38,476
There should be
plenty left if you just...
What is happening?
1003
00:53:38,519 --> 00:53:39,781
[LAUGHS]
1004
00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:44,525
All right.
Give it. Come on.Do it.
1005
00:53:44,569 --> 00:53:46,223
Give it here.Do you need me to do it?
1006
00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:47,702
Let me. Let me try.
1007
00:53:49,443 --> 00:53:51,184
I mean, it's not like
I've never done it. Come on.
1008
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,491
If you freak out on me,
I'm gonna be really mad.
1009
00:53:53,534 --> 00:53:57,625
Well, that's on you.
1010
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,280
You're fine.
1011
00:54:04,545 --> 00:54:07,113
Yeah. You're fine.
Keep pulling.
1012
00:54:09,202 --> 00:54:12,161
To how much? Shit.
1013
00:54:12,205 --> 00:54:14,860
Oh! God damn it.
1014
00:54:16,862 --> 00:54:18,167
Ow!
1015
00:54:20,039 --> 00:54:23,390
I feel like I'm
sinking through this bed.
1016
00:54:23,434 --> 00:54:26,350
Is that typical now?You're fine. You're fine.
1017
00:54:26,393 --> 00:54:31,920
Was that laced
with other drugs?
Isn't that what they do?
1018
00:54:31,964 --> 00:54:33,095
No.
1019
00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:35,707
They just, what is it,
angel dust that they
1020
00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:37,186
sprinkle on it?
1021
00:54:37,230 --> 00:54:38,536
No. They don't. They don't.
1022
00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:41,626
[SIGHS]
1023
00:54:45,325 --> 00:54:47,893
I'm kinda jealous
you get to live
in my basement.
1024
00:54:47,936 --> 00:54:49,286
This basement's
fucking awesome.
1025
00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:50,591
You should live
in your basement.
1026
00:54:50,635 --> 00:54:52,898
I know.
1027
00:54:52,941 --> 00:54:55,509
What's it like down here?
Are you living...
1028
00:54:55,553 --> 00:54:58,077
Is it cave life down here?
1029
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,384
This music's really
good, by the way.I know.
1030
00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:03,430
I actually think
that this is the best
song I've ever heard.
1031
00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:12,178
I feel like time is
going really slow.
1032
00:55:12,221 --> 00:55:13,919
Where did you find this song?
You gotta give me this song.
1033
00:55:13,962 --> 00:55:16,748
It's blowing my mind.Okay. Okay.
1034
00:55:16,791 --> 00:55:18,227
What are you looking at?
1035
00:55:18,271 --> 00:55:20,752
I'm looking for men's gifts.
1036
00:55:20,795 --> 00:55:23,276
There's a thing, like...
1037
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,104
Spoiler alert. Is that
my Christmas present?
1038
00:55:25,147 --> 00:55:26,279
No.
1039
00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:31,937
I'm gonna get you socks,
'cause you need socks.
1040
00:55:32,981 --> 00:55:34,766
Have you seen
the holes in my socks?
1041
00:55:34,809 --> 00:55:36,463
Do you want
a hardwood shaving kit?
1042
00:55:36,507 --> 00:55:37,769
No.
1043
00:55:44,515 --> 00:55:48,040
Do you want
an ironically ugly
Christmas sweater?
1044
00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:50,129
Possibly.You can wear it to parties.
1045
00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:52,653
They have those.
Ugly Christmas
sweater parties.
1046
00:55:52,697 --> 00:55:54,176
Yeah, I heard about those.
1047
00:55:54,829 --> 00:55:56,309
How do you feel?
1048
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:57,528
I mean,
I've never been to one.
1049
00:55:57,571 --> 00:55:59,834
Do you feel okay?
No, I mean how do you feel?
1050
00:55:59,878 --> 00:56:02,924
High-wise? Best I've
ever felt in my life.
1051
00:56:02,968 --> 00:56:05,362
I'm literally on top
of the world right now.
1052
00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:18,375
Hi. Hi, what's happening?
What's happening here?
1053
00:56:29,777 --> 00:56:34,434
What was going on
in the basement?
Naughty things?
1054
00:56:35,609 --> 00:56:36,958
It's so nice.
1055
00:56:37,002 --> 00:56:38,177
You taste like sticks.
1056
00:56:50,189 --> 00:56:52,496
What about just
cock and pussy?
1057
00:56:52,539 --> 00:56:54,672
Does pussy make sense?
1058
00:56:54,715 --> 00:56:56,195
I think if
cock makes sense,
pussy makes sense.
1059
00:56:56,238 --> 00:56:58,415
I don't love pussy.
1060
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:01,635
What would you call...
1061
00:57:01,679 --> 00:57:04,029
It's funny.
I was talking to my sister,
and I was asking her what...
1062
00:57:04,072 --> 00:57:05,813
She was like,
"I hate the word pussy,"
and I was like,
1063
00:57:05,857 --> 00:57:08,163
"Well, what do you
and your girlfriends
say if you're having sex?"
1064
00:57:08,207 --> 00:57:09,338
Yeah.She was like, "Vagina."
1065
00:57:09,382 --> 00:57:10,644
Really?
1066
00:57:10,688 --> 00:57:12,211
They'd be like,
"I want to touch
your vagina."
1067
00:57:12,254 --> 00:57:14,387
Touch...
Touch my vagina.
1068
00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:17,042
It's pretty easy to
just work around...Right.
1069
00:57:17,085 --> 00:57:20,828
It's sharp pain that
quickly turns into
pleasure or whatever it is.
1070
00:57:20,872 --> 00:57:21,960
JENNY: No, no.
1071
00:57:22,003 --> 00:57:23,135
I'd want
throbbing pleasure.
1072
00:57:23,178 --> 00:57:24,179
JENNY: No, I can't
get behind that.
1073
00:57:24,223 --> 00:57:25,354
Exactly.
1074
00:57:25,398 --> 00:57:27,531
No, I'm... I'm standing...
1075
00:57:27,574 --> 00:57:28,923
I'm putting my foot
down and saying...
1076
00:57:28,967 --> 00:57:30,229
Maybe in this dream,
I just...
1077
00:57:30,272 --> 00:57:31,273
No, no,
I'm not saying
it should...
1078
00:57:31,317 --> 00:57:32,666
I think
in this dream...
1079
00:57:32,710 --> 00:57:34,189
...hurt her
for half an hour.
I'm just saying...
1080
00:57:34,233 --> 00:57:36,496
I think he
should just kiss her
and start to put his hand
1081
00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:39,194
in her whatever
medieval underpants
she has,
1082
00:57:39,238 --> 00:57:41,414
and then cut out.
1083
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:43,372
Yeah, that seems good.Of this dream.
1084
00:57:43,416 --> 00:57:44,852
Yeah.Sure.
1085
00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:47,333
She wakes up just
when he's about to
touch her on her...
1086
00:57:47,376 --> 00:57:49,291
How do we,
what do we call
the thing that...
1087
00:57:49,335 --> 00:57:50,902
Rosebud or whatever
horrible thing.
1088
00:57:50,945 --> 00:57:53,731
That's an asshole.
A rosebud is an asshole.
1089
00:57:53,774 --> 00:57:54,732
I didn't know that.
1090
00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:55,863
Yeah.
1091
00:57:55,907 --> 00:57:57,474
Yeah. That's a thing.
1092
00:57:57,517 --> 00:57:58,997
I didn't know that.
1093
00:58:00,302 --> 00:58:01,956
I don't have an asshole
1094
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,046
so I don't ever
have to worry about
coming up with names for it.
1095
00:58:05,090 --> 00:58:07,832
I didn't know that
and I don't like that.
1096
00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:11,226
I mean, I think you
should just write it
like super Danielle Steel.
1097
00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:13,098
I feel like
you don't have to try
to be really creative
1098
00:58:13,141 --> 00:58:14,882
'cause the audience
who wants to read
a book like this
1099
00:58:14,926 --> 00:58:17,842
doesn't really care
if you're doing
linguistic acrobatics.
1100
00:58:17,885 --> 00:58:20,279
They just care if you're
getting from A to B.
1101
00:58:20,322 --> 00:58:22,324
I mean,
I literally, just what do
1102
00:58:22,368 --> 00:58:24,326
we call her clit
that's not a clit?
1103
00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:26,154
'Cause I feel like
you can't say clit.
1104
00:58:26,198 --> 00:58:28,374
"The most sensitive point."
1105
00:58:28,417 --> 00:58:29,854
That's so good.
1106
00:58:29,897 --> 00:58:32,204
And then for penis,
we can just say "him" right,
1107
00:58:32,247 --> 00:58:34,641
and for vagina,
we can just say "her."Yeah.
1108
00:58:34,685 --> 00:58:37,035
"He puts himself inside her,"
and that kind of thing.
1109
00:58:37,078 --> 00:58:38,558
Yeah, totally.
1110
00:58:38,602 --> 00:58:40,081
That seems
like an easy way.
1111
00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:42,562
JENNY: I mean,
we're gonna have to
mix it up a little bit.
1112
00:58:43,868 --> 00:58:46,000
She puts herself inside him.
1113
00:58:46,044 --> 00:58:47,262
That's mixing it up?
1114
00:58:47,306 --> 00:58:48,437
Yeah.
1115
00:58:52,180 --> 00:58:54,966
It went from zero
to five. Okay.All right.
1116
00:58:55,009 --> 00:58:57,142
So, you know,
the five is the
score to beat.
1117
00:58:58,622 --> 00:59:00,014
It's all right.
1118
00:59:02,277 --> 00:59:03,670
All right.
1119
00:59:03,714 --> 00:59:06,412
Yeah. And you can
keep those ones or not.
1120
00:59:06,455 --> 00:59:07,631
I'm gonna reroll.Okay.
1121
00:59:07,674 --> 00:59:08,980
'Cause I'm going for threes.Okay.
1122
00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:12,287
Look at that.Yeah.
1123
00:59:12,331 --> 00:59:14,072
I'm going for all.
1124
00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:21,340
Are you serious?
1125
00:59:21,383 --> 00:59:22,471
Holy shit.
1126
00:59:23,734 --> 00:59:25,823
That was a one!
You could have just beat me!
1127
00:59:25,866 --> 00:59:27,607
Are you serious?
1128
00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:29,914
Boom! I... That's...
1129
00:59:29,957 --> 00:59:33,352
My mind is
exploding right now.
1130
00:59:33,961 --> 00:59:35,572
Nice.
1131
00:59:35,615 --> 00:59:39,663
Yeah. I just wanted to
get definitive proof
that this happened.
1132
00:59:42,535 --> 00:59:43,841
Pretty beautiful.
1133
00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:45,146
Yeah. Damn.
1134
00:59:45,190 --> 00:59:46,539
Pretty damn spectacular.
1135
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:47,932
Awesome. Thank you.
1136
00:59:47,975 --> 00:59:50,369
You're very welcome.
There's this, too.
1137
00:59:51,239 --> 00:59:53,111
Merry Christmas.
1138
00:59:56,331 --> 00:59:59,770
That is awesome.
1139
00:59:59,813 --> 01:00:00,901
I didn't get you anything.
1140
01:00:00,945 --> 01:00:02,076
It's okay.
1141
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:03,991
Sorry. I didn't...
1142
01:00:05,427 --> 01:00:09,170
'Tis better to
give than to receive.
1143
01:00:09,214 --> 01:00:13,044
I didn't want to...
I don't know what
the threshold is for...
1144
01:00:13,087 --> 01:00:14,436
Sorry.
This is... Thank you.
1145
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:15,699
You're welcome.
1146
01:00:18,049 --> 01:00:19,528
It's really cool.
1147
01:00:19,572 --> 01:00:20,834
Yeah?Yeah.
1148
01:00:20,878 --> 01:00:21,835
Good.
1149
01:00:23,097 --> 01:00:25,796
I'm excited.
1150
01:00:30,801 --> 01:00:33,542
And it's in a paper bag.
1151
01:00:33,586 --> 01:00:34,892
Yes.
1152
01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:36,763
That's awesome.
1153
01:00:36,807 --> 01:00:38,156
You're... You like it?
1154
01:00:38,199 --> 01:00:40,593
I figured you'd
been writing so much,
1155
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,900
so it's a good
little place to keep it.
1156
01:00:42,943 --> 01:00:45,511
You got a me-specific...
You put thought into it.
1157
01:00:46,947 --> 01:00:48,296
It's a very fancy pen.
1158
01:00:51,299 --> 01:00:52,474
Sorry.
1159
01:00:52,518 --> 01:00:53,606
It's okay.
1160
01:01:05,270 --> 01:01:08,186
Come here. Come here.
1161
01:01:11,537 --> 01:01:13,321
What?Just grab it. Just grab it.
1162
01:01:13,365 --> 01:01:15,889
Just hold it. Sorry.
1163
01:01:16,934 --> 01:01:18,500
Yeah, like that.
1164
01:01:26,508 --> 01:01:28,249
Just hold it still. Just...
1165
01:01:28,293 --> 01:01:29,990
Like what?
1166
01:01:30,034 --> 01:01:32,601
Just hold it still.
You don't need to...
1167
01:01:32,645 --> 01:01:35,387
Move it? I'm sorry.Move it.
1168
01:01:35,430 --> 01:01:37,302
I'm sorry.Okay.
1169
01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:47,225
Harder.
1170
01:01:53,361 --> 01:01:57,148
Sorry, it's a little
too hard. Sorry.
1171
01:01:59,585 --> 01:02:01,935
That's fine. No, no.
It's a stupid thing.
1172
01:02:01,979 --> 01:02:04,721
It's a stupid thing I like.
Just, try.
1173
01:02:04,764 --> 01:02:07,767
Okay.I just wanted to see if...
1174
01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:10,988
Just an experiment.
Just an experiment.
1175
01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:14,469
Now we learned that
that's not my thing.
That's totally fine.
1176
01:02:14,513 --> 01:02:15,949
Are you sure?Yeah.
1177
01:02:15,993 --> 01:02:17,995
We can practice.
1178
01:02:18,038 --> 01:02:18,996
I'll do it better.
1179
01:02:21,172 --> 01:02:23,609
You practiced
on somebody else?
1180
01:02:23,652 --> 01:02:25,611
No. I practiced on Stanley.
1181
01:02:27,439 --> 01:02:29,354
On Mister Pants.
1182
01:02:29,397 --> 01:02:34,011
I said,
"Come here, Mister Pants.
And let me pull your hair."
1183
01:03:05,912 --> 01:03:07,305
Thank you.
1184
01:03:07,348 --> 01:03:10,482
I thought we'd be done.
Is that stupid?
1185
01:03:10,525 --> 01:03:12,353
With the book?Yeah, with the book.
1186
01:03:12,397 --> 01:03:14,355
It's stupid.
1187
01:03:14,399 --> 01:03:15,748
[BOTH LAUGHING]
1188
01:03:16,357 --> 01:03:17,576
Ten days?
1189
01:03:17,619 --> 01:03:19,230
I don't know.
1190
01:03:19,273 --> 01:03:24,235
I mean, yesterday
I realized, it probably
wasn't gonna happen.
1191
01:03:24,278 --> 01:03:25,410
Yesterday?Yes.
1192
01:03:25,453 --> 01:03:26,933
Yesterday you were like,
1193
01:03:26,977 --> 01:03:28,979
"You know what?
I think we have
a good 200 pages left.
1194
01:03:29,022 --> 01:03:32,634
"I don't think
we're gonna get it done
in 12 hours."
1195
01:03:32,678 --> 01:03:34,027
I didn't know.
1196
01:03:34,071 --> 01:03:36,943
Jenny. You're so cute.
You're so excited. I love it.
1197
01:03:36,987 --> 01:03:40,425
I thought we were
gonna cram. I don't know.
1198
01:03:40,468 --> 01:03:43,428
Your crazy excitement,
where you think
1199
01:03:43,471 --> 01:03:45,169
we're gonna finish
a book in 10 days,
1200
01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:47,127
has been
something that's really...
1201
01:03:47,171 --> 01:03:51,915
It's given me
a lot of vitality that
I didn't have before.
1202
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:54,918
I wasn't feeling
excited about writing.
1203
01:03:54,961 --> 01:03:57,877
I feel excited about
this 'cause it's fun.
1204
01:03:57,921 --> 01:04:00,619
I feel excited
about my other book.
1205
01:04:02,142 --> 01:04:03,622
Thank you.
1206
01:04:06,103 --> 01:04:08,192
You made me
feel stuff, too.
1207
01:04:08,235 --> 01:04:09,497
[CHUCKLES]
1208
01:04:10,411 --> 01:04:11,586
I'll take it.
1209
01:04:11,630 --> 01:04:12,761
But I can't...
1210
01:04:12,805 --> 01:04:15,068
I'm gonna just...
I mean it,
1211
01:04:15,112 --> 01:04:17,027
but I'm gonna be
looking at my phone
1212
01:04:17,070 --> 01:04:18,985
instead of you
while I'm saying it,
1213
01:04:19,029 --> 01:04:22,206
and using this voice,
like, a robot voice.
But I mean it.
1214
01:04:22,249 --> 01:04:24,686
I think,
you know that I mean it,
1215
01:04:24,730 --> 01:04:26,950
but I can't...
I feel lots of things.
1216
01:04:28,995 --> 01:04:31,998
This is as emotional
as I've ever seen you.
1217
01:04:32,042 --> 01:04:34,044
It's a little shiny.
What's happening?
1218
01:04:34,087 --> 01:04:35,959
No, it's not. I'm fine.
1219
01:04:36,002 --> 01:04:38,004
Jenny.God, don't.
1220
01:04:39,310 --> 01:04:41,268
I really like you.I like you, too.
1221
01:04:41,312 --> 01:04:42,966
I really like
hanging out with you.
1222
01:04:43,009 --> 01:04:45,229
Yeah,
I liked hanging out
with you, whatever.
1223
01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:51,278
Hey, sweetie.
1224
01:04:52,323 --> 01:04:55,500
Hey. Hi.
1225
01:04:56,718 --> 01:04:58,720
How's it going?Good, how are you doing?
1226
01:04:58,764 --> 01:05:04,944
Good. Just trying
to get the last of
this Santa stuff wrapped.
1227
01:05:04,988 --> 01:05:06,641
It looks so cute.
1228
01:05:06,685 --> 01:05:07,991
Yeah? It looks all right?
1229
01:05:08,034 --> 01:05:09,296
Yeah.
1230
01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:11,255
It looks great.Good.
1231
01:05:13,126 --> 01:05:16,521
Look at this.
It's very simple and pretty.
1232
01:05:16,564 --> 01:05:18,044
Look, I want
to tell you that,
1233
01:05:18,088 --> 01:05:22,396
even though your
Christmas present
is officially finished,
1234
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,791
I'm really into
the idea of giving you
more time to write.
1235
01:05:25,834 --> 01:05:27,706
So let's figure
out a way that
1236
01:05:27,749 --> 01:05:31,884
that can become
a more regular part
of your schedule, okay?
1237
01:05:34,582 --> 01:05:37,368
Thank you.
That's really sweet.
1238
01:05:37,411 --> 01:05:38,847
I love you.
1239
01:05:38,891 --> 01:05:44,331
I love you.
I appreciate it a lot.
Like, a lot, a lot.
1240
01:05:45,724 --> 01:05:47,900
It's really sweet.
1241
01:05:55,168 --> 01:05:56,996
Give me your hand.
1242
01:06:02,436 --> 01:06:04,830
It's so cold.
1243
01:06:09,139 --> 01:06:10,575
I'm gonna take you home.
1244
01:06:10,618 --> 01:06:12,533
You're gonna take me home?Yeah.
1245
01:06:12,577 --> 01:06:14,883
I can't.
1246
01:06:14,927 --> 01:06:17,843
Go home? With me?No, I gotta go...
1247
01:06:17,886 --> 01:06:20,454
I mean,
I want to, but I gotta go
1248
01:06:20,498 --> 01:06:22,979
to my mom's for
Christmas tomorrow,
1249
01:06:23,022 --> 01:06:24,328
so I gotta go
home and go to sleep.
1250
01:06:24,371 --> 01:06:25,590
Well, go tomorrow.
1251
01:06:25,633 --> 01:06:26,721
I need my beauty sleep.
1252
01:06:26,765 --> 01:06:28,549
I want to fuck you.
Come on.
1253
01:06:28,593 --> 01:06:30,247
Don't say that!
1254
01:06:32,162 --> 01:06:36,601
I want to, too,
but I really gotta go home.
1255
01:06:37,906 --> 01:06:39,038
I know.
1256
01:06:44,043 --> 01:06:48,047
I can't.
I really can't. I'm sorry!
1257
01:06:48,091 --> 01:06:49,962
Are you kidding?
1258
01:06:52,443 --> 01:06:56,795
You're an idiot.
You're like...
It's unbelievable, actually.
1259
01:07:00,277 --> 01:07:02,627
Jenny!
1260
01:07:03,628 --> 01:07:04,846
Jenny!
1261
01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:27,407
[ALARM BEEPING LOUDLY]
1262
01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:31,933
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Get up. Hey, get up.
1263
01:08:31,977 --> 01:08:33,196
I'm up. I'm up.
1264
01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:34,371
Will you go in Jude's room?
1265
01:08:43,728 --> 01:08:44,903
Jenny!
1266
01:08:48,733 --> 01:08:50,561
He's okay. He's okay.Okay, it's okay.
1267
01:08:50,604 --> 01:08:52,824
What the fuck is this?
Oh, my God.
1268
01:09:01,093 --> 01:09:02,877
Jenny!
1269
01:09:02,921 --> 01:09:04,749
Can you fucking
wake up, please?
1270
01:09:09,101 --> 01:09:10,276
Jenny! Wake the fuck up!
1271
01:09:13,453 --> 01:09:16,456
Okay. Your fucking
sister is wasted.
1272
01:09:24,551 --> 01:09:27,163
JEFF: There's a baby
asleep in this house!
1273
01:09:41,133 --> 01:09:43,353
Do you know what
it's like to wake up
in the middle of the night...
1274
01:09:43,396 --> 01:09:45,920
My whole fucking
life is in this house.
Do you know that?
1275
01:09:45,964 --> 01:09:49,402
Do you know what it feels
like to wake up in the
middle of the night
1276
01:09:49,446 --> 01:09:51,883
and think that it
might be on fire?
1277
01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:53,928
And that my baby
might not be okay?
1278
01:09:53,972 --> 01:09:57,758
Dude, I burned
food by accident.
1279
01:09:58,890 --> 01:10:02,198
It's smoke. It's fine.
It will go away.
1280
01:10:09,509 --> 01:10:12,817
Fuck you.
Go. I don't want your help.
Fucking go back to sleep.
1281
01:10:12,860 --> 01:10:14,732
Why don't you go
pass out in the basement?
1282
01:10:14,775 --> 01:10:16,734
You fucking selfish asshole.
1283
01:10:41,541 --> 01:10:42,803
Hi.
1284
01:10:42,847 --> 01:10:44,718
Hi. Go get
that child, please.
1285
01:10:44,762 --> 01:10:46,851
You go get that child.
1286
01:10:46,894 --> 01:10:48,244
Should we both get him?
1287
01:10:48,287 --> 01:10:49,462
Sure.
1288
01:10:53,031 --> 01:10:54,467
Oh!
1289
01:10:54,511 --> 01:10:55,903
JUDE: Wow!
1290
01:10:55,947 --> 01:10:58,863
Wow!Wow! A bike!
1291
01:10:58,906 --> 01:11:02,127
Look! And a big dolphin!
1292
01:11:02,170 --> 01:11:03,171
Yes.
1293
01:11:03,215 --> 01:11:05,348
And a present!You can open that.
1294
01:11:06,653 --> 01:11:08,829
Wow!
1295
01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:14,922
Yeah! You want
to open this here?
1296
01:11:15,706 --> 01:11:17,316
What did you get, Jude?
1297
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,797
Dada did
a really nice job.Look at this.
1298
01:11:49,479 --> 01:11:51,176
Wow.
1299
01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:55,354
She's not coming up, huh?
1300
01:11:55,398 --> 01:11:57,095
What's that?She's not coming up?
1301
01:11:57,138 --> 01:11:59,010
I guess not.
1302
01:11:59,053 --> 01:12:03,884
I mean, she'll be up
at some point, but...
Okay, last lollipop, okay?
1303
01:12:05,190 --> 01:12:06,452
Yeah, the last one.
1304
01:12:06,496 --> 01:12:07,627
Should I go wake her up?
1305
01:12:08,585 --> 01:12:10,674
Is that rude?
1306
01:12:10,717 --> 01:12:11,762
I mean, it's not rude.
1307
01:12:11,805 --> 01:12:13,894
She has presents, it's like,
you know...
1308
01:12:15,679 --> 01:12:18,246
I'm gonna go see.
I'm gonna go just check.
1309
01:12:19,813 --> 01:12:21,337
See what's going on.
1310
01:12:26,603 --> 01:12:29,170
Your Aunt Jenny's
in trouble, Jude.
1311
01:12:29,214 --> 01:12:31,651
You know that?
Can you say trouble?
1312
01:12:31,695 --> 01:12:33,349
Trouble.
1313
01:12:33,392 --> 01:12:34,872
Trouble, yeah.
She's in trouble.
1314
01:12:42,096 --> 01:12:43,097
Jenny?
1315
01:13:03,596 --> 01:13:05,772
WOMAN: ...Leonard Bernstein last year.
1316
01:13:05,816 --> 01:13:07,600
MAN: You know, I must have
seen Leonard Bernstein
1317
01:13:07,644 --> 01:13:09,863
maybe 200, 300 times.
1318
01:13:09,907 --> 01:13:13,824
WOMAN: Oh! Well, listen, if you're ever out around Minneapolis,
1319
01:13:13,867 --> 01:13:17,741
you be sure and go and see it. You'll just love it, I know.
1320
01:13:17,784 --> 01:13:20,308
MAN: Well, as a matter
of fact, I may be heading
in that direction
1321
01:13:20,352 --> 01:13:22,006
in the very,
very near future.
1322
01:13:27,315 --> 01:13:29,492
I can't believe
she didn't come back.
1323
01:13:31,363 --> 01:13:33,017
It's really shitty.
1324
01:13:35,062 --> 01:13:36,455
She'll be back.
1325
01:13:36,499 --> 01:13:37,804
She burned the house down...
1326
01:13:38,805 --> 01:13:41,591
Almost.
And then she didn't even
1327
01:13:41,634 --> 01:13:44,376
stick around to
apologize or see if...
1328
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:49,642
I know. I know.
It's the behavior of an
incredibly immature person.
1329
01:13:49,686 --> 01:13:51,905
I'm sure she's
very embarrassed.
1330
01:13:51,949 --> 01:13:54,125
She can't deal with
the embarrassment.
1331
01:13:54,168 --> 01:13:55,474
She's 27.
1332
01:13:55,518 --> 01:13:57,433
She doesn't
want to face up to
the apology, so...
1333
01:13:57,476 --> 01:14:00,218
At a certain point,
you know...
1334
01:14:00,261 --> 01:14:02,655
Trevor's 27.
1335
01:14:02,699 --> 01:14:05,615
He didn't act like
this when he was here.
1336
01:14:06,746 --> 01:14:08,835
He was like an angel.
1337
01:14:10,228 --> 01:14:12,491
I love him.
1338
01:14:12,535 --> 01:14:18,584
My family's better
than your family.
And they're really far away.
1339
01:14:20,194 --> 01:14:23,589
I love you very much.
I love your brother very much.
1340
01:14:23,633 --> 01:14:25,896
I love your sister very much.
I mean, I'm just awful.
1341
01:14:25,939 --> 01:14:28,464
I know you do.
I'm sorry that you're
worried. She's fine.
1342
01:14:28,507 --> 01:14:29,987
I love you very much.
1343
01:14:30,030 --> 01:14:31,423
I love you, too.
1344
01:14:45,872 --> 01:14:47,395
Well, well.
1345
01:14:50,094 --> 01:14:51,312
I was hiding.
1346
01:14:51,356 --> 01:14:52,444
Yeah.
1347
01:14:54,402 --> 01:14:56,492
I felt like you
would be hiding here.
1348
01:15:02,585 --> 01:15:03,716
I'm really sorry.
1349
01:15:07,677 --> 01:15:09,809
I'm sorry that
I freaked out so much.
1350
01:15:13,204 --> 01:15:15,162
I just got scared.
1351
01:15:15,206 --> 01:15:16,424
I know.
1352
01:15:24,432 --> 01:15:25,782
We really love you.
1353
01:15:31,483 --> 01:15:34,921
Do you want to come home
and open presents?
1354
01:15:42,668 --> 01:15:44,061
Mmm-hmm.
1355
01:15:45,976 --> 01:15:47,412
That would be good.
1356
01:18:07,247 --> 01:18:08,988
JENNY: But I've heard horny...KELLY: I don't like it.
1357
01:18:09,032 --> 01:18:14,254
JENNY: I've heard horny also used as... Somebody told me I was horny.
1358
01:18:14,298 --> 01:18:17,475
And, but they meant that I made them horny.
1359
01:18:17,518 --> 01:18:18,737
Which I was like, "That's not...
1360
01:18:18,781 --> 01:18:19,956
"You can't use that word like that."
1361
01:18:19,999 --> 01:18:21,479
CARSON: They were like,
"You're horny?"
1362
01:18:21,522 --> 01:18:23,263
JENNY: They were like, "Yeah, no, people say that, too."
1363
01:18:23,307 --> 01:18:24,308
KELLY: No, they're...
1364
01:18:24,351 --> 01:18:25,701
JENNY: They say, "You're horny,"
1365
01:18:25,744 --> 01:18:27,964
but he didn't just mean, "You seem super slutty to me."
1366
01:18:28,007 --> 01:18:30,053
He was like, trying to say...
1367
01:18:30,096 --> 01:18:32,272
CARSON: I'm angry
just from hearing that.
1368
01:18:32,316 --> 01:18:34,144
Like, I'm repulsed
and angry.
1369
01:18:34,187 --> 01:18:36,363
KELLY: It's really
a gross thing to
say to somebody,
1370
01:18:36,407 --> 01:18:38,365
and it's also
misusing the word.
1371
01:18:38,409 --> 01:18:42,456
CARSON: Yeah, well, the word shouldn't be used, so don't say "horny" again.
1372
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:44,241
KELLY: Don't ever.
1373
01:18:44,284 --> 01:18:46,852
CARSON: So then you won't... So you're looking for sort of a scene
1374
01:18:46,896 --> 01:18:50,116
that lets us know
that she's sexually
interested in him?
1375
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:53,119
JENNY: Right, but the scene has to start... It has to start...
1376
01:18:53,163 --> 01:18:55,774
It starts, the chapter starts with,
1377
01:18:55,818 --> 01:18:58,124
we don't know she's dreaming and he...
1378
01:18:58,168 --> 01:18:59,996
So it just seems like things have
1379
01:19:00,039 --> 01:19:01,867
suddenly moved very quickly, and...
1380
01:19:01,911 --> 01:19:03,477
KELLY: Yeah.
1381
01:19:03,521 --> 01:19:07,351
JENNY: He's in her room at night and things are happening and
1382
01:19:07,394 --> 01:19:10,180
for a little... It feels like something's definitely different.
1383
01:19:10,223 --> 01:19:13,009
This... It feels really abrupt.
1384
01:19:13,052 --> 01:19:14,184
KELLY: Yeah.JENNY: But...
1385
01:19:14,227 --> 01:19:16,447
Okay, so I'm gonna
lay out what
1386
01:19:16,490 --> 01:19:18,579
I think the scenario
should probably be.
1387
01:19:20,146 --> 01:19:21,321
The sex scenario?
1388
01:19:21,365 --> 01:19:23,889
Yeah. Don't ask me
a ton of questions about it,
1389
01:19:23,933 --> 01:19:25,499
'cause I'm gonna
feel embarrassed.
1390
01:19:25,543 --> 01:19:30,287
But I'll just say probably,
what I'd imagine
the people want
1391
01:19:30,330 --> 01:19:33,594
is she's in her bed,
1392
01:19:33,638 --> 01:19:35,858
maybe asleep on her
stomach or something.
1393
01:19:35,901 --> 01:19:38,469
He comes in,
is touching her.
1394
01:19:38,512 --> 01:19:39,992
She's like, "Is it him?
Is it not him?"
1395
01:19:40,036 --> 01:19:41,167
Okay.
1396
01:19:41,211 --> 01:19:43,300
She's all confused
and worked up.
1397
01:19:43,343 --> 01:19:45,041
She thinks it's him,
but she doesn't know
1398
01:19:45,084 --> 01:19:47,086
if maybe it's
some weird intruder
and she should stop him.
1399
01:19:47,130 --> 01:19:48,348
Then she turns over,
it's him. She's so excited.
1400
01:19:48,392 --> 01:19:50,002
They do it.
Whatever. She wakes up.
1401
01:19:51,612 --> 01:19:53,614
Yeah.That was efficient.
1402
01:19:53,658 --> 01:19:55,355
CARSON: What's her name?
1403
01:19:55,399 --> 01:19:58,184
JENNY: Marion. These are kind of placeholder names.
1404
01:19:58,228 --> 01:19:59,533
It's not gonna be
Harry and William.
1405
01:19:59,577 --> 01:20:00,839
It's just easier
to keep track of.
1406
01:20:00,883 --> 01:20:02,014
KELLY: Yeah.Got it.
1407
01:20:02,058 --> 01:20:03,059
Okay, if we're not...
1408
01:20:03,102 --> 01:20:05,713
If we're not
getting all women studies,
1409
01:20:05,757 --> 01:20:08,673
then can I just say,
if she gasps and we're not
1410
01:20:08,716 --> 01:20:12,155
running away from
the idea that maybe
this is an intruder and
1411
01:20:12,198 --> 01:20:13,896
it's gonna all turn
out to be sexy anyway,
1412
01:20:13,939 --> 01:20:17,551
then he puts his
hand over her mouth,
'cause I like that.
1413
01:20:17,595 --> 01:20:20,032
And so it's...
If we're not
running away from it,
1414
01:20:20,076 --> 01:20:22,643
then let's run
head-on into the
1415
01:20:22,687 --> 01:20:24,558
"maybe this is
not a great thing,"
1416
01:20:24,602 --> 01:20:25,646
but then it turns
out to be a great thing.
1417
01:20:25,690 --> 01:20:27,083
And then turns out
to be a dream anyway.
1418
01:20:27,126 --> 01:20:28,736
Yeah.I think that's great,
1419
01:20:28,780 --> 01:20:31,348
'cause she...
'Cause then there's that
moment where she's like,
1420
01:20:31,391 --> 01:20:32,871
"It's an intruder."
1421
01:20:32,915 --> 01:20:34,046
She won't say that.
1422
01:20:34,090 --> 01:20:37,441
[MIMICKING]
"It's an intruder. No."
1423
01:20:37,484 --> 01:20:38,790
JENNY: You should
read the audio book.
1424
01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:42,489
"No. I'm so scared.
It's an intruder!"
1425
01:20:42,533 --> 01:20:45,057
CARSON: Yeah, she should.
One time I was having
sex with someone,
1426
01:20:45,101 --> 01:20:46,319
I was about to
have sex with someone,
1427
01:20:46,363 --> 01:20:48,234
he left the room and I was
kind of on my stomach,
1428
01:20:48,278 --> 01:20:49,627
and I didn't hear
him for a little while,
1429
01:20:49,670 --> 01:20:50,933
and I was like,
"He could come back
1430
01:20:50,976 --> 01:20:52,586
"and stab me in
the back of the head."
1431
01:20:52,630 --> 01:20:55,111
It just occurred to me.
I was like, "I don't
know him that well."
1432
01:20:55,154 --> 01:20:56,677
Gross.Aren't these
situations in which
1433
01:20:56,721 --> 01:20:58,244
people get murdered?
Someone leaves the room
to get a condom
1434
01:20:58,288 --> 01:20:59,985
and comes back
and shoots them?
1435
01:21:00,943 --> 01:21:03,902
That's a very
paranoid thought.
1436
01:21:03,946 --> 01:21:06,165
I was fine,
but by the skin of my teeth.
1437
01:21:06,209 --> 01:21:07,253
He came back.
1438
01:21:07,297 --> 01:21:09,603
JENNY: Not really.
Not really by the skin
1439
01:21:09,647 --> 01:21:10,909
of your teeth.
You were just fine.
1440
01:21:10,953 --> 01:21:12,041
Yeah. Nope.
1441
01:21:12,084 --> 01:21:13,564
Almost died.
1442
01:21:13,607 --> 01:21:15,087
Yeah, I almost died.That's a near-death
experience.
1443
01:21:15,131 --> 01:21:17,133
I had one.You've gone
through some stuff.
1444
01:21:17,176 --> 01:21:18,961
I had one.
1445
01:21:19,918 --> 01:21:21,789
CARSON: You smell so good.
1446
01:21:21,833 --> 01:21:23,879
We should say that
he smells so good.
1447
01:21:23,922 --> 01:21:25,924
He smells like
earth and whiskey.
1448
01:21:25,968 --> 01:21:27,056
That's nice.
1449
01:21:27,099 --> 01:21:28,361
Doesn't that sound nice?
1450
01:21:28,405 --> 01:21:29,885
But he's supposed
to be responsible.
1451
01:21:29,928 --> 01:21:31,843
JENNY: Or, well, wait, 'cause she's a virgin. So, like...
1452
01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,105
KELLY: Yeah.
1453
01:21:33,149 --> 01:21:35,891
Is it... Do we want
to be too flowery
1454
01:21:35,934 --> 01:21:37,893
about saying it
the first time?
Is there, like...
1455
01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:39,720
Is this gonna be...Is it, is it just like...
Is she...
1456
01:21:39,764 --> 01:21:42,332
Is she gonna dream
that they fully do it?
1457
01:21:43,115 --> 01:21:44,508
No. No.
1458
01:21:44,551 --> 01:21:46,118
I think she should
wake up before
they have intercourse.
1459
01:21:46,162 --> 01:21:47,815
I think that she
should wake up...
1460
01:21:47,859 --> 01:21:51,907
But I'm saying that
when they have intercourse,
she's a virgin,
1461
01:21:51,950 --> 01:21:55,214
so are we even getting
to that in this book?
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