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SPACE.
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IT SEEMS
TO GO ON AND ON FOREVER
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BUT THEN YOU GET TO THE END
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AND A GORILLA STARTS
THROWING BARRELS AT YOU.
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AND THAT'S
HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME.
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YOU STINK, LOSER.
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HEY, FRY!
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PIZZA GOING OUT.
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COME ON!
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[ Sighs ]
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TSK, TSK, TSK.
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[ Revelers Shouting, Laughing ]
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MICHELLE, BABY,
WHERE YOU GOING?
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IT'S NOT WORKING OUT, FRY.
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I PUT YOUR STUFF OUT
ON THE SIDEWALK!
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I HATE MY LIFE,
I HATE MY LIFE, I HATE MY LIFE.
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[ Distant Laughter ]
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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HELLO!
PIZZA DELIVERY!
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FOR, UH...
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"I.C. WIENER"?
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OH, CRUD.
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I ALWAYS THOUGHT
BY THIS POINT IN MY LIFE
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I'D BE THE ONE
MAKING THE CRANK CALLS.
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HERE'S TO ANOTHER
LOUSY MILLENNIUM.
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[ Crowd ]
TEN!
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NEUF!
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OTTO!
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SABAA!
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EKSI!
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WU!
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CHAAR!
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THATHU!
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NI!
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ONE!
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[ Screams ]
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WHAT TH--
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Groaning ]
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WHEW.
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[ Gasps ]
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MY GOD.
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IT'S THE FUTURE.
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MY PARENTS.
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MY COWORKERS.
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MY GIRLFRIEND.
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I'LL NEVER SEE
ANY OF THEM AGAIN.
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YA-HOO!
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[ Spooky Tremolo ]
WELCOME!
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TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO SAY IT THAT WAY?
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HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF A
LITTLE THING CALLED SHOWMANSHIP?
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[ Tremolo ]
COME! YOUR DESTINY AWAITS!
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HAVE A NICE FUTURE.
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COOL. JUST LIKE IN STAR TREK.
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OH!
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GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR.
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MMM...
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[ Gasps ]
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NAME?
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UH... FRY.
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I'M LEELA.
NOW, IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE
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SO I'D LIKE TO DECIDE
YOUR FATE QUICKLY
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
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CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
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AS LONG AS IT'S NOT
ABOUT MY EYE.
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UH...
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IS IT ABOUT MY EYE?
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SORT OF.
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[ Sighs ]
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JUST ASK THE QUESTION.
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WHAT'S WITH THE EYE?
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I'M AN ALIEN,
ALL RIGHT?
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LET'S DROP
THE SUBJECT.
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COOL. AN ALIEN.
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HAS YOUR RACE TAKEN
OVER THE EARTH?
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NO. I JUST WORK HERE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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IS THAT BLIMP
ACCURATE?
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YUP. IT'S
DECEMBER 31, 2999.
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MY GOD.
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A MILLION YEARS.
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I'M SURE THIS MUST
BE VERY UPSETTING FOR YOU.
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YOU KNOW, I GUESS
IT SHOULD BE
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BUT ACTUALLY I'M GLAD.
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I HAD NOTHING TO LIVE
FOR IN MY OLD LIFE.
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I WAS BROKE,
I HAD A HUMILIATING JOB
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AND I WAS BEGINNING TO SUSPECT
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MY GIRLFRIEND
MIGHT BE CHEATING ON ME.
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WELL, AT LEAST HERE
YOU'LL BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY.
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NOW, STRIP NAKED AND GET
ON THE PROBULATOR.
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OOH!
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INTERESTING.
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YOUR DNA TEST SHOWS
ONE LIVING RELATIVE.
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HE'S YOUR GREAT-GREAT-
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-
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GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-
GREAT-GREAT NEPHEW.
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THAT'S GREAT. WHAT'S
THE LITTLE GUY'S NAME?
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PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH.
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EW.
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YOU KNOW, I'M THE LUCKIEST
GUY IN THE WHOLE FUTURE.
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I'VE BEEN GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE
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AND THIS TIME, I'M NOT GOING
TO BE A TOTAL LOSER.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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YOUR PERMANENT
CAREER ASSIGNMENT.
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DELIVERY BOY?
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NO! NOT AGAIN.
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PLEASE, ANYTHING ELSE.
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TAKE YOUR HANDS
OFF ME.
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YOU'VE BEEN ASSIGNED
THE JOB YOU'RE BEST AT
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JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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WHAT IF I REFUSE?
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- THEN YOU'LL BE FIRED.
- FINE.
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OUT OF A CANNON
INTO THE SUN.
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- BUT I DON'T LIKE
BEING A DELIVERY BOY.
- WELL, THAT'S TOUGH.
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LOTS OF PEOPLE
DON'T LIKE THEIR JOBS
BUT WE DO THEM ANYWAY.
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"YOU GOTTA DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO."
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NOW HOLD OUT YOUR HAND.
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I'M GOING TO IMPLANT
YOUR CAREER CHIP.
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IT'LL PERMANENTLY LABEL YOU
AS A DELIVERY BOY.
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KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME.
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HOLD STILL, DAMN IT!
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I DON'T HAVE
GOOD DEPTH PERCEPTION.
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YOU'VE GOT TO THE COUNT OF FIVE
TO LET ME OUT OF HERE.
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ONE...
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SEE YOU IN A THOUSAND YEARS.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Sighs ]
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YOU OWE ME ONE.
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[ Grunts ]
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WHOA.
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RADIO CITY MUTANT HALL.
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COOL.
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UH, CROSS-TOWN EXPRESS.
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[ Shrieks ]
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[ Fry ]
WHOO-HOO!
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YAAH...
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[ Laughing ]
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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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[ Shrieking ]
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Fry Yelling ]
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OOMP!
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[ Scoffing ]
PFFT.
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TOURIST.
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HEY, A PHONE BOOTH.
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I CAN CALL MY NEPHEW.
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WHOA. A REAL-LIFE ROBOT.
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OR IS THAT SOME KIND
OF CHEESY NEW YEAR'S COSTUME?
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BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS.
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IT DOESN'T LOOK
SO SHINY TO ME.
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SHINIER THAN YOURS, MEAT BAG.
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[ Whistling ]
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LISTEN, BUDDY, I'M
IN A HURRY HERE.
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LET'S TRY FOR A TWOFER.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Woman ]
PLEASE SELECT MODE OF DEATH:
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"QUICK AND PAINLESS"
OR "SLOW AND HORRIBLE."
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YEAH, I'D LIKE TO
PLACE A COLLECT CALL.
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YOU HAVE SELECTED
"SLOW AND HORRIBLE."
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GREAT CHOICE.
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BRING IT ON, BABY!
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[ Shrieking ]
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COME ON. COME ON!
KILL ME ALREADY.
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BY THE WAY,
MY NAME'S BENDER.
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HELP! WHAT'S
HAPPENING?
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[ Woman ]
YOU ARE NOW DEAD.
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THANK YOU FOR USING
STOP-AND-DROP--
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AMERICA'S FAVORITE
SUICIDE BOOTH SINCE 2008.
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[ Gasping For Air ]
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LOUSY, STINKING RIP-OFF.
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WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING
ELSE PLANNED FOR TODAY.
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LET'S GO GET DRUNK.
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TWO, THREE... HEY.
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[ Man ]
WELCOME TO
THE WORLD OF TOMORROW.
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SHUT UP, TERRY.
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THIS IS
UNACCEPTABLE, LEELA.
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YOU MUST FIND THIS MR. FRY
AND INSTALL HIS CHIP.
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LOOK, HE'S JUST A NOBODY
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WHO DOESN'T WANT
TO BE A DELIVERY BOY.
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I'D REALLY RATHER NOT
FORCE IT ON HIM.
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WELL, THAT'S YOUR JOB
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
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AND IT'S MY JOB
TO MAKE YOU DO YOUR JOB
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WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT--
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WHICH I DO... VERY MUCH.
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NOW, GET TO WORK!
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[ Sighs ]
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LIFE IS GOOD.
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[ Gulping ]
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WHY WOULD A ROBOT
NEED TO DRINK?
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I DON'T NEED
TO DRINK.
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I CAN QUIT
ANYTIME I WANT.
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[ Burps ]
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SO, THEY MADE YOU
A DELIVERY BOY, HUH?
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MAN, THAT'S AS BAD AS MY JOB.
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REALLY? WHAT DO YOU DO, BENDER?
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I'M A BENDER-- I BEND GIRDERS.
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THAT'S ALL I'M PROGRAMMED TO DO.
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YOU ANY GOOD AT IT?
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YOU KIDDING?
I WAS A STUD.
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I COULD BEND A GIRDER
TO ANY ANGLE.
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30 DEGREES...
32 DEGREES...
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YOU NAME IT.
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31... BUT I COULDN'T
GO ON LIVING
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ONCE I FOUND OUT
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WHAT THE GIRDERS
WERE FOR.
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WHAT?
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SUICIDE BOOTHS.
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00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:09,625
WELL, FRY, IT WAS
A PLEASURE MEETING YOU.
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I'M GOING TO
GO KILL MYSELF.
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WAIT...
YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND I HAVE.
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YOU REALLY WANT A ROBOT
FOR A FRIEND?
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YEAH, EVER SINCE I WAS SIX.
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WELL, OKAY.
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BUT I DON'T WANT
PEOPLE THINKING
WE'RE ROBOSEXUALS
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SO IF ANYONE ASKS,
YOU'RE MY DE-BUGGER.
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OH, NO, IT'S THE CYCLOPES.
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DON'T LOOK.
DON'T LOOK!
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I'M NOT LOOKING.
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[ Gasps ]
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THIS IS OFFICER 1-B-D-I
REQUESTING BACKUP.
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WE'LL BE THERE
IN FIVE MINUTES.
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[ Both Panting ]
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WE CAN HIDE IN HERE.
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IT'S FREE ON TUESDAYS.
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WELCOME TO THE HEAD MUSEUM.
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I'M LEONARD NIMOY.
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SPOCK?
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HEY, DO THE THING.
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[ Chuckling ]
I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
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THIS IS
UNBELIEVABLE.
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WHAT DO YOU HEADS
DO ALL DAY?
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WE SHARE OUR WISDOM
WITH THOSE WHO SEEK IT.
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IT'S A LIFE OF QUIET DIGNITY.
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FEEDING TIME.
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HMM...
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I'M SORRY, FRY
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BUT I HAVE TO INSTALL
YOUR CAREER CHIP.
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YEAH, WELL IF YOU'RE SORRY
THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING IT?
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IT'S MY JOB.
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00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,940
YOU GOTTA DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
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[ All Groan In Fear ]
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WATCH IT.
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[ Nixon's Voice ]
THAT'S IT.
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YOU JUST MADE MY LIST.
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[ Growls ]
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OW, OOH, OW, OW, OOH!
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STOP IT!
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DOWN BOY!
BAD PRESIDENT.
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ALL RIGHT, BUDDY,
STEP AWAY FROM THE HEAD.
249
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:10,093
I'M GOING TO GET
24th CENTURY
ON HIS ASS.
250
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,445
[ Grunting ]
251
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:18,058
PLEASE, OFFICERS,
THERE'S NO NEED TO USE FORCE.
252
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,929
LET US HANDLE THIS,
WEIRDIE.
253
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,499
OH, COME ON.
254
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,110
HE'S JUST A POOR KID
FROM THE STUPID AGES.
255
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,069
KEEP YOUR BIG NOSE
OUT OF THIS, EYEBALL.
256
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:32,420
NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY NOSE.
257
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,248
YEE-AAH!
258
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,249
OOH!
259
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,258
DAMN.
260
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,651
YOU GUYS WERE
TOTALLY OUT
OF CONTROL.
261
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,132
THAT'S OUR JOB.
WE'RE PEACE OFFICERS.
262
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:50,873
YEAH, YOU KNOW THE LAW--
263
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,136
YOU GOTTA DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
264
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,143
OH, WE'RE TRAPPED.
265
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,145
[ Grunts ]
266
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,233
WAIT A SECOND.
267
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,756
YOU'RE A BENDER, RIGHT?
268
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,106
WE CAN GET
OUT OF HERE
269
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,237
IF YOU JUST
BEND THE BARS.
270
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,022
DREAM ON, SKIN TUBE.
271
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,894
I'M ONLY PROGRAMMED TO BEND
FOR CONSTRUCTIVE PURPOSES.
272
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,027
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE?
A DE-BENDER?
273
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,159
WHO CARES WHAT YOU'RE
PROGRAMMED FOR.
274
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:19,119
IF SOMEONE PROGRAMMED YOU
TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
WOULD YOU DO IT?
275
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,338
I'LL HAVE TO
CHECK MY PROGRAM.
276
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:22,687
YEP.
277
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,167
[ Leela ]
OPEN UP.
278
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,126
COME ON, BENDER.
IT'S UP TO YOU
279
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,128
TO MAKE
YOUR OWN DECISIONS IN LIFE.
280
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,782
THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES
PEOPLE AND ROBOTS
281
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,784
FROM ANIMALS
AND ANIMAL ROBOTS.
282
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:35,352
YOU'RE FULL
OF CRAP, FRY.
283
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,789
[ Spluttering ]
284
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,792
YOU MAKE A PERSUASIVE
ARGUMENT, FRY.
285
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,926
[ Grunting And Groaning ]
286
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,624
COME ON, BENDER.
287
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:47,843
YOU CAN DO IT.
288
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:48,975
CAN'T...
289
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:52,500
I CAN'T DO IT.
290
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:53,805
YES!
291
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,372
[ Laughing ]
292
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,157
YOU WERE RIGHT, FRY.
293
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,986
FROM NOW ON,
I'M GOING TO BEND WHAT I WANT
294
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,988
WHEN I WANT, WHO I WANT.
295
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:04,991
I AM UNSTOPPABLE!
296
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,777
AAH.
297
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,785
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DID THAT.
298
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,395
[ Leela ]
YEE-AAH!
299
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:19,788
[ Yells ]
300
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,794
WAIT![ Bender ]
NO, THANKS.
301
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:33,019
LOOKS LIKE ONE OF US WILL
HAVE TO BEND THIS GRATE.
302
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:35,021
OH.
303
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,157
[ Chuckling ]
304
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,423
GOOD LORD.
305
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,338
WHAT ISTHIS?
306
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:52,342
IT'S THE DECAYING RUINS
OF OLD NEW YORK.
307
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,083
WELCOME HOME, PAL.
308
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,260
IT'S MY OLD
NEIGHBORHOOD.
309
00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:00,350
MAN, THIS BRINGS BACK
A LOT OF MEMORIES.
310
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,483
KEEP 'EM TO
YOURSELF, POPS.
311
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:05,486
THIS IS WHERE
I BROUGHT MY GIRLFRIEND
312
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,053
ON OUR VERY FIRST DATE.
313
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:19,021
MY GOD.
SHE'S GONE.
314
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:22,024
EVERYONE I EVER KNEW
OR CARED ABOUT IS GONE.
315
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,504
WAIT. THERE'S
SOMEONE YOU KNOW.
316
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,029
OH... CAN'T YOU
LEAVE ME ALONE?
317
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,031
I'M MISERABLE
ENOUGH ALREADY.
318
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:32,295
LOOK, I KNOW IT'S
NOT MUCH CONSOLATION
319
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,254
BUT I UNDERSTAND
HOW YOU FEEL.
320
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:37,387
NO, YOU DON'T.
I'VE GOT NO HOME, NO FAMILY.
321
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,910
NO FRIENDS.
322
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,521
MY WHOLE WORLD IS GONE.
323
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,218
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
UNDERSTAND
324
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,394
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO BE SO ALONE.
325
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,092
I UNDERSTAND.
326
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:49,225
I'M THE ONLY ONE-EYED ALIEN
ON THIS WHOLE PLANET.
327
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,749
MY PARENTS ABANDONED ME HERE
AS A BABY
328
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:55,188
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT GALAXY THEY WERE FROM.
329
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,103
I KNOW HOW IT FEELS
TO BE ALONE.
330
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,889
LOOK, LEELA
331
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:04,675
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD,
BUT... YOU OBVIOUSLY DO
332
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,242
SO I GIVE UP.
333
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:10,246
IF YOU REALLY THINK I SHOULD
BE A DELIVERY BODY, I'LL DO IT.
334
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,125
[ Groans ]YOUR CHIP.
335
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,735
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
336
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:21,997
QUITTING.
337
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,303
WHY?
338
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,261
BECAUSE I'VE
ALWAYS WANTED TO.
339
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:28,264
I JUST NEVER REALIZED IT
UNTIL I MET YOU.
340
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:35,141
WHAT IS THE
MATTER WITH YOU?
341
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,665
I JUST WANTED TO BE
PART OF THE MOMENT.
342
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:41,190
HEY! HE STOLE
MY RING.SORRY.
343
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:45,020
WELL, THAT SOLVES THE MYSTERY
OF THE MISSING RING.
344
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,587
THIS CALLS FOR A DRINK.
345
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,504
I DON'T WANT
TO SPOIL THE PARTY
346
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,028
BUT WE'RE ALL
JOB DESERTERS NOW.
347
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,161
WE'RE UNEMPLOYED
AND WE HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.
348
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,032
CORRECTION:
WE'RE UNEMPLOYED
349
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,035
BUT WE HAVE A DODDERING OLD
RELATIVE TO MOOCH OFF OF.
350
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,256
[ Snoring ]
351
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,519
HELLO. I'M DICK CLARK'S HEAD.
352
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:08,391
WELCOME TO A SPECIAL
YEAR 3000 EDITION
353
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,393
OF NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE.
354
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,395
[ Crowd Cheering ]
355
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,441
[ Gasping ]
356
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:17,922
WHO ARE YOU?
357
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,576
I'M YOUR DEAR
OLD UNCLE FRY.
358
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,404
I DON'T HAVE AN UNCLE FRY.
359
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,231
YOU DO NOW.
360
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,978
BY GOD, I AM
YOUR NEPHEW.
361
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,936
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.
362
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,547
CAN WE HAVE
SOME MONEY?
363
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,810
OH, MY, NO.
364
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:39,422
LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.
365
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:42,164
THAT'S MY LAB TABLE AND
THIS IS MY WORK STOOL
366
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,211
AND OVER THERE IS MY
INTERGALACTIC SPACESHIP
367
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:48,605
AND HERE'S WHERE I KEEP
ASSORTED LENGTHS OF WIRE.
368
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,738
[ Fry ]
WHOA.
369
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,827
A REAL LIVE SPACESHIP.
370
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,568
I DESIGNED IT MYSELF.
371
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,091
LET ME SHOW YOU
372
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,964
SOME OF THE DIFFERENT
LENGTHS OF WIRE I USED.
373
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,444
ATTENTION, JOB DESERTERS!
374
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,577
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
375
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,883
WE HAVE YOU
PARTIALLY SURROUNDED.
376
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:08,190
NO!
377
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,671
GET THOSE BUMS.
378
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,020
WELL, WE'RE BONED.
379
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,457
CAN'T WE GET AWAY
IN THE SHIP?
380
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:17,330
I SUPPOSE IT IS
TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE
381
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,246
THOUGH I AM ALREADY
IN MY PAJAMAS.
382
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,253
I'LL GET US OUT OF HERE.
383
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,652
CAN ANYONE DRIVE STICK?
384
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,350
I CAN--
385
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,395
AS LONG AS I DON'T
HAVE TO PARALLEL PARK.
386
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:51,407
IF THEY TRY TO TAKE OFF,
GIVE 'EM AN ASS FULL OF LASER.
387
00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,672
PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF.
388
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,065
TEN...
389
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:57,848
[ Crowd ]
NINE!
390
00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,328
AMANIA!
391
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:00,373
SEVEN!
392
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:01,852
[ Gurgling ]
393
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,332
FIVE!
394
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:04,507
FOUR.
395
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:05,465
THREE.
396
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:06,509
TWO.
397
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:07,684
ONE!
398
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:08,337
BLAST OFF!
399
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,514
[ Crowds Cheering ]
400
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:12,689
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
401
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,348
FIRE. FIRE!
402
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,396
I CAN'T SEE NOTHIN'.
403
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,223
PRETTY, THOUGH.
404
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:28,618
W-WHA-- HEY,
HEY! WHOA!
405
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:29,837
PHEW.
406
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:30,968
[ Leela ]
YEAH!
407
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:32,361
[ Cheering ]
408
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:39,542
SO, I GUESS WITHOUT JOBS,
WE'LL BE FUGITIVES FOREVER.
409
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,891
NOT NECESSARILY.
410
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:43,111
ARE YOU THREE,
BY ANY CHANCE
411
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:46,201
INTERESTED IN BECOMING
MY NEW SPACESHIP CREW?
412
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,376
NEW CREW?
413
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,552
WELL, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE OLD CREW?
414
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:52,512
OH, THOSE POOR SONS OF--
BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
415
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,905
THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
I NEED A NEW CREW.
416
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,516
ANYONE INTERESTED?
417
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,344
YES. YES!
418
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,476
THAT'S EXACTLY THE JOB
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
419
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,304
THANKS FOR THE
OFFER, PROFESSOR
420
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:05,176
BUT WE DON'T HAVE THE
PROPER CAREER CHIPS.
421
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,787
OH, THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM.
422
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,137
AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT,
I SAVED THE CHIPS
423
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,921
FROM MY PREVIOUS CREW.
424
00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:15,143
THIS IS AWESOME.
425
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:17,188
ARE WE GOING
TO FLY THROUGH SPACE
426
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:20,148
FIGHTING MONSTERS AND TEACHING
ALIEN WOMEN TO LOVE?
427
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:23,369
IF BY THAT YOU MEAN
TRANSPORTING CARGO, THEN YES.
428
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:27,416
IT'S A LITTLE HOME BUSINESS
I STARTED TO FUND MY RESEARCH.
429
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,592
COOL. WHAT'S MY JOB GOING TO BE?
430
00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:33,335
YOU'LL BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR ENSURING THAT THE CARGO
431
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,337
REACHES ITS
DESTINATION.
432
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:38,601
SO... I'M GOING TO BE A...
DELIVERY BOY?
433
00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,429
EXACTLY.
434
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:42,823
ALL RIGHT!
435
00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:45,216
I'M A DELIVERY BOY!
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