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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:08,042 --> 00:01:10,067 Move it, dorkus. 2 00:01:13,848 --> 00:01:16,681 Okay, I think you're next. I'II take your ticket. 3 00:01:17,552 --> 00:01:20,146 Come right around this way. Keep your back straight. 4 00:01:20,321 --> 00:01:22,050 Put your books down on your Iap. 5 00:01:22,223 --> 00:01:26,159 Now, Look right up at the camera, okay? Nice smiIe. Here we go. 6 00:01:26,327 --> 00:01:29,819 Let me focus right over here. Okay. Get you in. 7 00:01:29,998 --> 00:01:31,295 That's good. 8 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,866 Swing around this way just a IittIe bit, Gina. 9 00:01:34,035 --> 00:01:36,162 -It's Jenna. -Look over here, Gina. 10 00:01:36,337 --> 00:01:38,100 It's Jenna! 11 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:52,385 Oh, God. 12 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,251 Oh, no. 13 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:04,631 I've had enough aIready. 14 00:02:14,575 --> 00:02:16,566 Hey, Jenna. 15 00:02:16,744 --> 00:02:18,678 Matt, please. No more pictures. 16 00:02:18,846 --> 00:02:22,111 Come on. It's your 1 3th birthday. We gotta document it. 17 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:34,954 -Hi, Tom-Tom. -Hey, Jenna. 18 00:02:35,129 --> 00:02:37,529 Hi, Beaver. How's everything at the dam? 19 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:41,666 -So how'd yours come out, Rink? -Not so good. 20 00:02:41,836 --> 00:02:43,804 Yeah, mine aren't so hot either. 21 00:02:43,971 --> 00:02:47,634 -Tom-Tom, yours are great! -Yours are the best. 22 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:50,443 God, you're so photogenic. 23 00:02:50,611 --> 00:02:52,010 I'll meet you out front. 24 00:02:52,180 --> 00:02:55,638 Do whatever you want. It's not like she needs a pIay-by-pIay. 25 00:02:58,753 --> 00:03:01,278 -Freakazoid. -See you. 26 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,117 Jenna, couId I taIk to you a tiny sec? 27 00:03:06,861 --> 00:03:10,228 I toId Chris Grandy me and the Six Chicks were going to your party. 28 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:13,367 -And he said he wanted to come with. -ReaIIy? 29 00:03:13,534 --> 00:03:16,935 Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it, because we really wanted to. 30 00:03:17,205 --> 00:03:18,638 -Didn't we, girIs? -Totally. 31 00:03:18,806 --> 00:03:20,933 -So, so much. -We're so sorry. 32 00:03:21,109 --> 00:03:23,942 Miss Measly's up our butts with this group project... 33 00:03:24,112 --> 00:03:26,171 ...and Chris is gonna help us out... 34 00:03:26,347 --> 00:03:29,145 ...so I guess he can't come either. 35 00:03:31,219 --> 00:03:35,246 -I could write your report for you. -Fabuloso. 36 00:03:43,631 --> 00:03:47,226 You know, I can't believe you invited those clones. 37 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:49,028 They're my friends. 38 00:03:49,203 --> 00:03:51,728 Six Chicks are not your friends, okay? 39 00:03:51,906 --> 00:03:54,431 Well, almost. And someday I'm gonna be a Six Chick. 40 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:58,636 There's six of them. That's the point. There can't be a seventh Six Chick. 41 00:03:58,813 --> 00:04:00,678 It's just mathematically impossible. 42 00:04:00,848 --> 00:04:03,373 You're cooler than they are. They're unoriginal. 43 00:04:03,551 --> 00:04:06,611 I don't wanna be original, Matty, I wanna be cool. 44 00:04:08,022 --> 00:04:10,855 -Want some Razzles? -Razzles are for kids. 45 00:04:11,692 --> 00:04:13,455 Exactly. 46 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:20,567 -Arrivederci. -Au revoir. 47 00:05:01,209 --> 00:05:02,801 -Hey, sweetie. -Happy birthday! 48 00:05:02,977 --> 00:05:05,207 Tell us about your new life as a teenager. 49 00:05:05,379 --> 00:05:07,779 What did you do? Are you wearing a bra? 50 00:05:07,949 --> 00:05:11,817 -Go away! -Oh, honey, what's wrong? 51 00:05:11,986 --> 00:05:14,511 Wayne. Self-image. 52 00:05:15,089 --> 00:05:18,490 -Jenna, it's going to be all right. -It is not, Mom! Look at me! 53 00:05:18,659 --> 00:05:23,221 -This is not okay. This is fatal. -It's not fatal, honey. It's realistic. 54 00:05:23,397 --> 00:05:24,728 I hate my life. 55 00:05:24,899 --> 00:05:27,231 You don't look like girls in Poise magazine... 56 00:05:27,401 --> 00:05:30,268 ...but you're beautiful in your own way. 57 00:05:30,438 --> 00:05:32,736 I don't wanna be beautiful in my own way. 58 00:05:32,907 --> 00:05:35,341 I wanna look like these people. 59 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:38,471 Oh, those aren't people, honey. Those are models. 60 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:44,040 ''Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the 30s are the best years of your Iife.'' 61 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:45,708 I wanna be 30. 62 00:05:46,988 --> 00:05:48,580 Well, you will be, honey. 63 00:05:48,756 --> 00:05:51,919 But right now you're my beautiful 13-year-oId. 64 00:06:23,791 --> 00:06:25,452 -Happy birthday! -Oh, my God. 65 00:06:25,626 --> 00:06:29,653 This is just part one of your present. I got something else to give you later. 66 00:06:29,964 --> 00:06:31,488 What is it? 67 00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:36,102 You know how you aIways wanted a Barbie Dream House? 68 00:06:36,370 --> 00:06:42,275 WeII, I decided to make you your own Jenna Dream House. 69 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:50,317 -You made all this? Oh, Matty. -Yeah. 70 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:55,316 See, that's you in your bubble bath, reading your favorite magazine. 71 00:06:55,489 --> 00:06:58,925 And there's your bedroom, with a massive stereo... 72 00:06:59,093 --> 00:07:01,357 ...and every record ever made. 73 00:07:01,529 --> 00:07:02,996 The good ones. 74 00:07:03,164 --> 00:07:08,602 And there's that bum Rick SpringfieId loafing on the couch. 75 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:14,100 And there I am, to make sure the creep keeps his hands to himself. 76 00:07:15,142 --> 00:07:19,636 Oh, almost forgot. Wishing dust. 77 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:24,475 It says, ''This wishing dust knows what's in your heart of hearts. 78 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:27,143 It'll make all your dreams come true.'' 79 00:07:48,709 --> 00:07:50,506 They're here. 80 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:52,475 What do we do? 81 00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:57,110 Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just gonna put this away, okay? 82 00:07:57,284 --> 00:07:59,218 So there's room to dance. 83 00:08:02,289 --> 00:08:04,223 Put some music on. 84 00:08:07,128 --> 00:08:10,791 Dad, you promised you were gonna stay upstairs. Go! 85 00:08:14,602 --> 00:08:16,866 Hi, guys. The party's downstairs. 86 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,712 Fabuloso. 87 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:16,852 -What is this? -I'm not sure. It's Matt's. 88 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:29,098 Sorry, Beave-head. Majority ruIes. 89 00:09:30,578 --> 00:09:34,514 Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeIess peopIe. 90 00:09:34,815 --> 00:09:37,283 -Freak. -Robot. 91 00:09:42,156 --> 00:09:44,317 I'm gonna go next door and get my Casio. 92 00:09:44,492 --> 00:09:47,825 Do whatever you want, Matt. It's not Iike I need a pIay-by-pIay. 93 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,723 See you, Ioser. 94 00:09:56,904 --> 00:09:59,429 Hey, I have an idea, girIs. 95 00:09:59,607 --> 00:10:01,939 Let's pIay Seven Minutes in Heaven. 96 00:10:02,109 --> 00:10:04,577 You can go first, because you're the birthday girI. 97 00:10:04,745 --> 00:10:06,440 How does that one go, again? 98 00:10:06,614 --> 00:10:10,414 WeII, you go in the cIoset, and some Iucky guy's gonna go in there... 99 00:10:10,584 --> 00:10:15,021 ...and do whatever he wants with you for seven whoIe minutes. 100 00:10:16,323 --> 00:10:18,018 And guess who wants to go first. 101 00:10:18,192 --> 00:10:20,057 -Who? -Chris Grandy. 102 00:10:20,227 --> 00:10:22,695 -No way. -Way. 103 00:10:30,538 --> 00:10:33,166 Before I forget, where's our project proposaI? 104 00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:35,509 -On the tabIe. -Thanks. 105 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:38,907 Remember, no peeking. Keep that bIindfoId on. 106 00:10:39,914 --> 00:10:43,406 And just so you know, Chris Ioves going for second base. 107 00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:58,828 Let's go. I think I can get my brother to buy us some beer. 108 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,475 -I got the cheez doodIes. -Wait, give me that drink. 109 00:11:09,643 --> 00:11:12,237 Thank you. Leave it, George. Come on. 110 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:20,153 -What's going on? -Jenna's waiting for you in the cIoset. 111 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,641 I thought you weren't gonna come. 112 00:11:51,385 --> 00:11:53,353 Where are you? 113 00:11:59,159 --> 00:12:00,524 Oh, Chris. 114 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:04,689 -It's not Chris, it's Matt. -What are you doing here? 115 00:12:05,799 --> 00:12:08,768 -Where's Chris? -He's gone. Everybody Ieft. 116 00:12:12,072 --> 00:12:13,767 -What'd you do? -Nothing! 117 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,136 -Yes, you did! -I just went to get my Casio! 118 00:12:16,844 --> 00:12:18,971 -Get out! -Wait! Jenna, Iet me taIk to you! 119 00:12:19,146 --> 00:12:21,546 -Get out! No! -Jenna, pIease, just come out! 120 00:12:21,715 --> 00:12:24,377 I hate you! I hate me! I hate everybody! 121 00:12:24,685 --> 00:12:27,552 -Jenna, what are you taIking about? -I wanna be 30! 122 00:12:27,721 --> 00:12:30,986 Just Iet me pIay you this song, okay? It'II make you feeI better. 123 00:12:31,158 --> 00:12:31,292 I wanna be 30. Thirty and fIirty and thriving. 124 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:36,286 I wanna be 30. Thirty and fIirty and thriving. 125 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:40,495 Thirty and fIirty and thriving. 126 00:12:40,668 --> 00:12:45,662 Thirty and fIirty and thriving. Thirty and fIirty and thriving. 127 00:12:45,839 --> 00:12:50,708 Thirty and fIirty and thriving. Thirty and fIirty and thriving. 128 00:12:50,878 --> 00:12:54,314 Thirty and fIirty and thriving. 129 00:13:47,668 --> 00:13:49,192 Mom? 130 00:13:57,244 --> 00:13:58,836 Mom? 131 00:14:02,616 --> 00:14:04,311 Dad? 132 00:14:50,664 --> 00:14:52,495 What is happening? 133 00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:58,268 Oh, what is happening? What is going on? 134 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:16,148 ''Jenna Rink.'' 135 00:15:16,323 --> 00:15:20,919 ''Jenna Rink. Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink.'' 136 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,891 I Iive here. 137 00:15:28,869 --> 00:15:30,837 -Hi. Sorry we missed your call. -Dad? 138 00:15:31,004 --> 00:15:33,666 Well, not that sorry, because we're in the Caribbean. 139 00:15:33,841 --> 00:15:38,437 So we'll be back on the 1 8th, so call us then. Have a good day. 140 00:15:38,612 --> 00:15:41,775 You went on a cruise without me? 141 00:15:43,884 --> 00:15:48,651 Oh, this is a dream. This is a reaIIy weird dream. 142 00:16:08,475 --> 00:16:12,673 -Hey, sweet bottom! -Oh, my God. 143 00:16:20,087 --> 00:16:24,217 I know you're there! And my parents are totaIIy gonna be home any minute! 144 00:16:26,059 --> 00:16:27,822 Hey, where's the conditioner? 145 00:16:28,395 --> 00:16:31,364 -You're naked! -WeII, not yet. 146 00:16:34,835 --> 00:16:37,133 You couId join me if you want. 147 00:16:39,273 --> 00:16:41,036 Sweet bottom! 148 00:16:47,681 --> 00:16:49,273 Can you hear that music? 149 00:16:49,449 --> 00:16:52,043 Jenna? Can you hurry up a IittIe bit, pIease? 150 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,847 He made a commitment. Jenna? Can you come over here? 151 00:16:55,022 --> 00:16:57,855 I don't care if you have to grab him by his testicIes... 152 00:16:58,025 --> 00:17:00,186 ...I want him in New York in 1 2 hours. 153 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,658 He needs to be at the party. HoId on a second. 154 00:17:02,863 --> 00:17:05,661 -Get in the car. -I don't get in the car with strangers. 155 00:17:05,832 --> 00:17:07,823 Get in the car. We're gonna be Iate. 156 00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:10,162 -I don't know you. -Just get in the car. 157 00:17:10,337 --> 00:17:12,828 -Not with strangers! -You're being paranoid. 158 00:17:13,006 --> 00:17:16,100 Sweet bottom! Don't make me come down there and grab you. 159 00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:19,939 Lucy Wyman. He has my number. CouId you pIease get in the car? 160 00:17:20,113 --> 00:17:21,740 -Jenna! -We are gonna be Iate. 161 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:26,443 Look, he made a commitment. He has my number. My name is Lucy Wyman. 162 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:27,848 Just go away! 163 00:17:31,692 --> 00:17:35,287 Honey, I know I'm your best friend, but the sIip dress is a IittIe '9 7. 164 00:17:35,462 --> 00:17:38,920 -UnIess it's retro. -Are you reaIIy my best friend? 165 00:17:39,499 --> 00:17:42,332 -You're pregnant. -Oh, no! Oh, my God, no! 166 00:17:42,502 --> 00:17:45,528 Thank God. You scared me. What did you do Iast night? 167 00:17:45,706 --> 00:17:48,971 See, that's the thing. Something reaIIy strange is happening. 168 00:17:49,142 --> 00:17:51,838 I sIept in an apartment I've never seen before... 169 00:17:52,012 --> 00:17:55,345 ...and there was a naked man in my shower and I saw his thingy. 170 00:17:55,515 --> 00:17:57,142 Oh, God. Not his thingy. 171 00:17:57,317 --> 00:18:00,309 Driver, couId you pIease puII over, since we're here? 172 00:18:00,487 --> 00:18:03,012 -Stop! -Wait. I don't wanna get out of the-- 173 00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:06,216 I don't think you're Iistening. Wait, hang on. 174 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,457 Wait, Iisten to me. I'm 1 3. 175 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,600 If you're gonna start Iying about your age, I'd go with 2 7. 176 00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:17,294 Wait! I know it sounds strange, but some weird dream is-- Like that! 177 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,496 Do you hear it? Did you hear that? 178 00:18:19,673 --> 00:18:23,837 WouId you stop being ridicuIous? It's probabIy just Richard. 179 00:18:25,412 --> 00:18:28,006 -Who's Richard? -You drink too much. 180 00:18:28,181 --> 00:18:30,081 Richard, your boss. 181 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:33,913 Brown, curIy hair. British. Richard. 182 00:18:34,087 --> 00:18:35,748 -HeIIo? -Hey, sweet bottom. 183 00:18:35,922 --> 00:18:40,325 You. You. Put on your pants and stop caIIing me ''sweet bottom.'' 184 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,553 -Look, baby-- -And get out of my house! 185 00:18:42,729 --> 00:18:44,219 Who is that? 186 00:18:44,398 --> 00:18:47,458 I don't know his name. I don't know what's happening. 187 00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:50,501 Okay, Jenna. Jenna. Just caIm down, okay? 188 00:18:51,405 --> 00:18:55,239 We have a meeting in 1 0 minutes. I'II teII you what to do. Repeat after me: 189 00:18:55,409 --> 00:18:58,936 I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor. 190 00:18:59,112 --> 00:19:01,580 -I am? -Repeat it. 191 00:19:01,915 --> 00:19:05,715 I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor. 192 00:19:05,886 --> 00:19:07,114 I'm a tough bitch. 193 00:19:10,724 --> 00:19:14,854 -Say it. -I am a tough bitch. 194 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:18,361 I'm gonna waIk into that office, I won't Iet anyone know I'm hung-over. 195 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,023 But that's not the point. I'm not hung-over-- 196 00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:24,731 I'm gonna waIk into that office and not Iet anyone know I'm hung-over. 197 00:19:24,905 --> 00:19:29,308 Because the future of Poise depends on me. 198 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,970 Poise? 199 00:19:33,647 --> 00:19:34,875 Oh, jeez. 200 00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,944 Poise magazine. Thank you. 201 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,087 Good morning, Miss Rink, Miss Wyman. 202 00:19:44,257 --> 00:19:47,283 -Good morning. What's her name? -Who cares? 203 00:19:47,794 --> 00:19:50,285 Jenna. PIease don't yeII at me, it's not my fauIt. 204 00:19:50,464 --> 00:19:52,659 They need a decision right now. 205 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,960 -Just pick one. -That one. 206 00:19:55,135 --> 00:19:56,693 Love. Knew it. Genius. 207 00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:59,464 Eminem's on the phone. He wants a decision now. 208 00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:01,830 PIain. 209 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:05,835 Peanut. PIain. 210 00:20:06,012 --> 00:20:10,346 There's the dynamic duo! I trust my executive editors are Iate again... 211 00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:13,077 ...because they were out promoting us at parties. 212 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,949 -You got it, Richard. -Richard. You're my boss. 213 00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:18,557 That's right, baby. Who's your daddy? 214 00:20:18,725 --> 00:20:19,953 Wayne Rink. 215 00:20:20,727 --> 00:20:22,319 Morning. 216 00:20:25,966 --> 00:20:28,332 Two words: summer, Saint Barts. 217 00:20:28,502 --> 00:20:31,198 Oh, you're not gonna go to Fire IsIand this summer? 218 00:20:31,371 --> 00:20:34,101 -Are you insinuating I'm gay? -It's a joke. 219 00:20:42,849 --> 00:20:46,182 Is there anything eIse you need from me, Miss Rink? 220 00:20:48,989 --> 00:20:51,048 You mean Iike a favor? 221 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,850 Sure. Like a favor. 222 00:20:54,027 --> 00:20:56,495 -I need to find this guy in New Jersey. -Okay. 223 00:20:56,663 --> 00:20:58,028 I have his number. 224 00:21:02,068 --> 00:21:05,401 -ArIene, wiII you Ieave us, pIease? -Sorry. 225 00:21:14,981 --> 00:21:16,972 Jenna's a IittIe hung-over today. 226 00:21:18,752 --> 00:21:20,720 Rough. 227 00:21:20,887 --> 00:21:23,219 Okay, chiIdren. 228 00:21:36,069 --> 00:21:39,971 I wonder which one HoIIy Housewife is going to go for. 229 00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:43,075 The 1 0th or the 1 1 th secret? 230 00:21:53,086 --> 00:21:56,419 Seven months in a row now they scoop us. 231 00:21:56,590 --> 00:22:01,050 I mean, it's Iike they've got Sparkle-cams hidden in aII our waIIs. 232 00:22:01,228 --> 00:22:04,254 Richard, we're instaIIing passwords. 233 00:22:04,431 --> 00:22:06,626 We're buiIding firewaIIs on aII the computers. 234 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,064 -Jenna fired CharIotte yesterday. -Did you? 235 00:22:11,071 --> 00:22:13,801 I guarantee she has friends at Sparkle. She aIways took notes. 236 00:22:13,974 --> 00:22:16,465 -She was a secretary. -Yeah, whatever. 237 00:22:18,311 --> 00:22:21,906 Our party tonight is now huge. 238 00:22:22,082 --> 00:22:24,209 We need to make an unequivocaI statement... 239 00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:26,579 ...that Poise is stiII hot and happening. 240 00:22:26,753 --> 00:22:30,052 Now, we need a newsstand circ anaIysis done immediateIy. 241 00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:34,023 I aIso strongIy suggest we take apart our F.O.B., overhauI the B.O.B... 242 00:22:34,194 --> 00:22:37,391 ...think about new heads, decks and sIugs. Jenna, what do you think? 243 00:22:39,366 --> 00:22:40,833 Can I go to the bathroom? 244 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,796 It's the naked guy. 245 00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:26,710 ''Jenna, girI, margaritas anytime. Love you, Madonna.'' 246 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:30,242 I'm friends with Madonna? 247 00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:39,815 Here are your messages. 248 00:23:39,993 --> 00:23:42,154 And your mother caIIed from Barbados. 249 00:23:42,329 --> 00:23:44,661 My mom caIIed? I wish you'd toId me. 250 00:23:44,831 --> 00:23:47,026 Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Rink. 251 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,226 I thought you said never to bother you with famiIy caIIs. 252 00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:53,696 -I did? I said that? -PIease don't fire me. 253 00:23:53,873 --> 00:23:57,138 No, no, I won't. It's not your fauIt. I forgot that I said that. 254 00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,301 Next time my mom caIIs, Iet me know. 255 00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:00,946 Yes, ma'am. 256 00:24:01,114 --> 00:24:04,914 Oh, I have that information that you asked for. 257 00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:07,047 Matt! 258 00:24:07,887 --> 00:24:10,185 The phone number you gave me was his parents'. 259 00:24:10,357 --> 00:24:13,815 I toId them that I worked for Visa and he's in a Iot of troubIe. 260 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,360 You Iied to the FIamhaffs! 261 00:24:16,529 --> 00:24:21,262 He's in the ViIIage. 2 1 2 Bank Street, apartment 2B. 262 00:24:21,801 --> 00:24:24,793 -Which viIIage? -The-- Greenwich ViIIage. 263 00:24:24,971 --> 00:24:27,565 Oh, right. CooI. 264 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:31,572 Wait! ShouId I canceI your 2:30 meeting? 265 00:24:36,082 --> 00:24:37,515 Sorry. 266 00:24:39,452 --> 00:24:41,283 Excuse me? 267 00:24:42,155 --> 00:24:43,713 Sir? 268 00:24:46,926 --> 00:24:48,154 HeIIo? 269 00:25:14,988 --> 00:25:16,888 Yeah, yeah. Hello. Yeah. 270 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:19,252 Hi, this is Jenna and I'm Iooking for Matt. 271 00:25:19,526 --> 00:25:22,723 I don't know if you're him, but if you Iived on Spruce Street... 272 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:26,559 ...and if your favorite shirt is a gray veIour one, I need to speak to you. 273 00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:30,726 Hello? Hello? Hello? You know what? I got none of that. 274 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:35,341 If you're here from Ming Gardens, ring twice. If not, I really don't want it. 275 00:25:43,616 --> 00:25:46,050 You're not Chinese. 276 00:25:46,319 --> 00:25:48,787 -Matt? -Yeah. 277 00:25:50,690 --> 00:25:54,251 You're taII. You're different. 278 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:58,292 -Yeah. -You don't know me? 279 00:25:58,465 --> 00:26:00,797 That's weird, because yesterday you were there. 280 00:26:00,967 --> 00:26:03,333 No, it wasn't yesterday, because I'm not 1 3. 281 00:26:03,503 --> 00:26:05,630 -Jenna. -Yes! 282 00:26:05,805 --> 00:26:08,603 -Jenna Rink. -Yes! Matt, it's me! 283 00:26:16,082 --> 00:26:18,915 -Hey. -Oh, Matty! 284 00:26:19,085 --> 00:26:20,916 Come on in. 285 00:26:26,559 --> 00:26:27,890 You stiII take pictures? 286 00:26:28,061 --> 00:26:31,895 Yeah. You know, it pays the biIIs. 287 00:26:32,065 --> 00:26:34,226 Hey, Jenna, what are--? Why are you here? 288 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:38,097 Matty, I toId you. Something reaIIy weird is happening. 289 00:26:38,271 --> 00:26:41,434 Yesterday was my 1 3th birthday and then.... 290 00:26:41,608 --> 00:26:44,202 And then today I woke up and I'm this. 291 00:26:44,377 --> 00:26:47,244 And you-- I mean, you're that. You get it? 292 00:26:47,413 --> 00:26:52,146 Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? FaIIing into a K-hoIe? 293 00:26:52,318 --> 00:26:57,119 -Are you doing drugs? -No. No. Look... 294 00:26:57,290 --> 00:27:01,659 ...I was sitting in my cIoset and I skipped everything. 295 00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:04,956 I mean, it's Iike a weird dream. I can't remember my Iife. 296 00:27:05,131 --> 00:27:07,065 You need to heIp me remember my Iife. 297 00:27:07,233 --> 00:27:09,463 -Me? I can't do that. -Why not? 298 00:27:10,870 --> 00:27:13,236 I don't know anything about you, aII right? 299 00:27:13,406 --> 00:27:16,239 I haven't seen you since high schooI. 300 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:20,969 -What? -We're not friends anymore, Jenna. 301 00:27:21,414 --> 00:27:24,850 -Matty, you're my best friend. -No. 302 00:27:27,287 --> 00:27:29,778 Okay. It's cooI. 303 00:27:30,790 --> 00:27:32,724 -It's cooI. -Is it warm in here? 304 00:27:32,892 --> 00:27:36,623 It's-- Maybe I shouId open a window. 305 00:27:36,796 --> 00:27:39,959 I need fresh air and a gIass of water and a fIuffy piIIow. 306 00:27:40,133 --> 00:27:43,296 Have a seat. I'II get you some-- You want a gIass of water? 307 00:27:43,469 --> 00:27:46,063 -You want ice in that? -I want a fIuffy piIIow! 308 00:27:46,239 --> 00:27:49,299 A fIuffy piIIow, coming right up. Sorry. 309 00:27:52,178 --> 00:27:53,770 You aII right? 310 00:27:56,082 --> 00:28:00,917 Jenna, I think you shouId go back to your apartment. I'II heIp you find it. 311 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:06,856 We went separate ways. We went to different coIIeges, different careers. 312 00:28:07,026 --> 00:28:10,120 WeII, what about Christmas? Didn't you wanna see me then? 313 00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:14,727 I think I saw you through a frosted window once, six years ago. 314 00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:17,096 -Six years ago? -Yeah. 315 00:28:17,270 --> 00:28:19,363 Wasn't I home Iast Christmas? 316 00:28:19,539 --> 00:28:22,770 I don't know. Doesn't your crowd do Saint Barts for Christmas? 317 00:28:22,942 --> 00:28:24,739 I don't know. 318 00:28:25,044 --> 00:28:27,137 Is this you? 319 00:28:27,313 --> 00:28:31,306 Yeah. This is where I Iive now. 320 00:28:37,724 --> 00:28:40,659 Okay, so nice seeing you. 321 00:28:43,229 --> 00:28:44,787 Good Iuck. 322 00:28:46,332 --> 00:28:49,062 -Okay? -Okay. 323 00:28:49,235 --> 00:28:52,170 -Bye. -Bye. 324 00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:57,576 Matt. 325 00:28:59,045 --> 00:29:01,070 Who is Saint Bart? 326 00:29:07,987 --> 00:29:12,287 The most depressing years of my Iife. Our high schooI yearbook. 327 00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:13,891 Matt, was I a Six Chick? 328 00:29:14,060 --> 00:29:16,756 Yeah, you were pretty much their Ieader. 329 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,125 There's Tom-Tom. I wonder what happened to her. 330 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:27,137 Last I heard, you were stiII good friends. I think you even work together. 331 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:30,140 Lucy. Oh, my God, yes. 332 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:34,406 She's Lucy Wyman now. She Iooks so different. 333 00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:38,744 Yeah, she's pretty big into the whoIe pIastic surgery movement. 334 00:29:38,918 --> 00:29:41,614 -I was the prom queen. -Yep. 335 00:29:41,788 --> 00:29:45,417 -And I went with Chris Grandy. -Yep. 336 00:29:45,591 --> 00:29:49,789 Oh, this is incredibIe. I can't beIieve it. I got everything I ever wanted. 337 00:29:50,229 --> 00:29:53,858 Yeah, Jenna, you got it aII. CongratuIations. 338 00:29:56,436 --> 00:29:58,131 It's your phone. 339 00:30:05,745 --> 00:30:08,043 -HeIIo? -Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm... 340 00:30:08,214 --> 00:30:10,546 ...your limousine pickup for 8:30 this evening. 341 00:30:10,717 --> 00:30:14,346 My-- Yes, my Iimousine for 8:30. 342 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,988 I wiII be prepared to take my ride at that time. 343 00:30:17,156 --> 00:30:19,283 Oh, can you teII me where I'm going? 344 00:30:19,459 --> 00:30:23,725 -The Palace, 2 7 Wall Street. -Thank you. 345 00:30:23,896 --> 00:30:27,388 I'm going to a party in a Iimo! 346 00:30:28,835 --> 00:30:32,601 Great. Looks Iike you're back to your oId seIf. I shouId probabIy go. 347 00:30:32,772 --> 00:30:36,173 -You don't wanna go to the party? -No, I gotta work. Thanks. 348 00:30:36,342 --> 00:30:38,708 Shoot, I forgot you have a job. 349 00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:41,813 -It's kind of cooI we both have jobs. -TotaIIy. 350 00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:46,451 WeII, if you decide you want to come, it's gonna be fun. 2 7 WaII Street. 351 00:30:46,619 --> 00:30:49,952 Okay, great. Thanks, Jenna. Bye-bye. 352 00:30:50,656 --> 00:30:52,248 Matt. 353 00:30:53,359 --> 00:30:57,227 -Yeah. -What if this isn't just a dream? 354 00:30:57,930 --> 00:31:01,093 What if what I wished for actuaIIy happened? 355 00:31:01,968 --> 00:31:05,904 Then you got everything you ever wanted. You might as weII enjoy it. 356 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,174 AII right, Jenna. 357 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:16,738 -Matty. -Yeah. 358 00:31:17,550 --> 00:31:20,576 -Arrivederci. -I'II see you. 359 00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:23,278 -Matt. -Yeah. 360 00:31:24,724 --> 00:31:25,986 Au revoir. 361 00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:03,883 -I'm Jenna, by the way. -Yeah, I know. I'm Becky. 362 00:33:04,056 --> 00:33:06,081 How oId are you, anyway? 363 00:33:06,259 --> 00:33:08,921 -Thirteen. -Me too. 364 00:33:09,262 --> 00:33:11,355 Used to be. 365 00:33:14,433 --> 00:33:16,264 Why are you taIking to me? 366 00:33:16,769 --> 00:33:20,762 -Why not? We are neighbors, right? -But you usuaIIy ignore me. 367 00:33:23,576 --> 00:33:27,137 -I Iike your shoes. -Thanks. 368 00:33:27,313 --> 00:33:28,575 I Iike your dress. 369 00:33:28,748 --> 00:33:32,240 It's because I've got these incredibIe boobs to fiII it out. 370 00:33:34,654 --> 00:33:36,178 -I Iike your bag. -Thanks. 371 00:33:36,355 --> 00:33:39,222 You shouId come by sometime. I've got a ziIIion of them. 372 00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:42,418 -ReaIIy? -Yeah, it'd be totaIIy cooI. 373 00:33:42,595 --> 00:33:44,790 Hey, Becky? 374 00:33:44,964 --> 00:33:48,263 -Can I ask you something? -Yeah, sure. 375 00:33:48,434 --> 00:33:51,767 Can you teII I'm wearing underwear? Because I totaIIy am. 376 00:33:51,938 --> 00:33:55,465 I think that's kind of the point. 377 00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:22,299 Try it. It's soft-sheII crab. 378 00:34:35,314 --> 00:34:36,872 Thanks. 379 00:34:50,062 --> 00:34:51,359 Hi, Tom-Tom. 380 00:34:51,530 --> 00:34:54,624 Oh, God, no one's caIIed me that since I had my nose job. 381 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,735 -You had a nose job? -Yeah, and yours is better. 382 00:34:57,903 --> 00:35:00,167 Anything to drink, Iadies? 383 00:35:00,339 --> 00:35:04,241 -An appIe martini. -Can I have a Iemonade, pIease? 384 00:35:04,410 --> 00:35:08,506 Oh, wait. Make it a piña coIada, not virgin. 385 00:35:08,681 --> 00:35:10,876 Do you wanna see my ID? TotaIIy have it. 386 00:35:11,050 --> 00:35:12,813 There you two are. 387 00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:15,852 Lucy, very nice. 388 00:35:16,022 --> 00:35:18,047 Sort of a dangerous mermaid Iook. 389 00:35:18,224 --> 00:35:21,250 And you.... Barbie meets Britney. 390 00:35:21,427 --> 00:35:23,588 You Iook just ''scrum-didIee-umpcious''! 391 00:35:23,763 --> 00:35:25,663 I know. I mean, thank you. 392 00:35:25,831 --> 00:35:28,891 Everybody Wang Chung tonight, right? 393 00:35:31,537 --> 00:35:33,505 Here you go. 394 00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:39,303 Thank you. 395 00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:43,076 -I'm sorry, it's Iate. -We're keeping you up, are we? 396 00:35:43,249 --> 00:35:45,717 It's onIy 1 1 :00. Stay a whiIe. 397 00:35:53,159 --> 00:35:56,322 It's 1 1 :00 on a schooI night and I'm at a party. It's so cooI. 398 00:35:56,495 --> 00:36:00,090 It's 1 1 :00 and peopIe are Ieaving. This is a disaster. 399 00:36:00,266 --> 00:36:01,733 It is? 400 00:36:01,901 --> 00:36:04,734 Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here? 401 00:36:04,904 --> 00:36:07,304 -Who? -Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett. 402 00:36:07,473 --> 00:36:09,998 TweIve o'cIock and headed our way. 403 00:36:11,177 --> 00:36:15,580 Hi, girIs. Our J. Lo issue is seIIing Iike hotcakes. How's yours doing? 404 00:36:15,748 --> 00:36:19,844 My God, are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food? 405 00:36:20,019 --> 00:36:22,044 Put some crab in your purse for Iater. 406 00:36:22,221 --> 00:36:25,884 You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. 407 00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:29,221 Or you couId change the name to something more appropriate... 408 00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:33,729 ...Iike Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic. 409 00:36:33,899 --> 00:36:35,389 You know what? 410 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:40,767 You are rude and mean and sIoppy and frizzy. I don't Iike you at aII. 411 00:36:41,140 --> 00:36:43,631 WeII, fortunateIy, I don't care about being Iiked. 412 00:36:43,809 --> 00:36:46,175 -I care about winning. -This is deIicious. 413 00:36:48,881 --> 00:36:50,712 Ladies. 414 00:36:57,123 --> 00:36:59,182 Do I smeII? 415 00:36:59,358 --> 00:37:01,326 Do I have bad breath? 416 00:37:01,494 --> 00:37:06,295 -Am I maIodorous in any way? -No. 417 00:37:06,732 --> 00:37:10,259 PeopIe seem to be running for the exit Iike someone set off a stink bomb. 418 00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:11,664 I don't smeII anything. 419 00:37:11,837 --> 00:37:14,032 I think he means the party is a stinker. 420 00:37:14,206 --> 00:37:18,666 A dud. A fIop. A zero on a scaIe of one to 1 0. 421 00:37:19,845 --> 00:37:21,870 Maybe if somebody pIayed something eIse. 422 00:37:22,047 --> 00:37:24,515 -Something with a meIody. -PIay whatever you want. 423 00:37:24,683 --> 00:37:29,177 AII I know is if those peopIe don't start dancing reaIIy, reaIIy soon.... 424 00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:33,087 Here's to earIy retirement. 425 00:38:49,301 --> 00:38:51,201 Matty! Matty, come here. 426 00:38:52,104 --> 00:38:56,473 -Hey. -Matty, come here. 427 00:38:56,642 --> 00:38:58,701 ''ThriIIer.'' Matty. 428 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,813 Me? No, no, no, no. Take that thing away. 429 00:39:02,248 --> 00:39:04,944 -''ThriIIer.'' Come on. -No way. 430 00:39:05,117 --> 00:39:07,051 Come on, man! Go! 431 00:39:07,820 --> 00:39:09,219 Jenna, no way. 432 00:39:09,388 --> 00:39:11,151 Come on, Iet's go. 433 00:39:11,323 --> 00:39:12,984 I don't remember those moves. 434 00:39:13,158 --> 00:39:16,787 I haven't done this in 1 5 years. What are you, crazy? 435 00:39:23,702 --> 00:39:25,499 Tear it up, dude! 436 00:39:32,611 --> 00:39:34,909 -Come on, Matty. -AII right, aII right. 437 00:39:38,384 --> 00:39:40,750 Okay, here we go. 438 00:39:57,269 --> 00:39:59,328 Go, ArIene! 439 00:40:04,410 --> 00:40:06,640 Come on, Iet's go! Let's go, Jenna! 440 00:40:31,203 --> 00:40:33,364 Go, Richard! 441 00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:55,756 -Jenna. I'm sorry, I gotta go. -What do you--? 442 00:40:55,928 --> 00:40:58,488 -I'm sorry. -Wait. Don't. 443 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:00,863 Matt. 444 00:41:01,266 --> 00:41:04,599 Groove on, baby! 445 00:41:09,742 --> 00:41:12,267 I adore you! 446 00:41:35,267 --> 00:41:39,567 -Miss, wait! Miss, wait! -Your credit card. Your credit card! 447 00:42:20,245 --> 00:42:22,713 -Thank you. -To being 30. 448 00:42:22,881 --> 00:42:25,782 -I've decided it's gonna be awesome. -Of course it is. 449 00:42:25,951 --> 00:42:29,352 You're thin, you're hot, you can get any guy you want, ''biatch.'' 450 00:42:29,521 --> 00:42:33,355 Not to mention, biatch, the hottest magazine editor in the worId. 451 00:42:33,525 --> 00:42:35,186 Second hottest. 452 00:42:35,828 --> 00:42:37,455 -Tied for first? -DeaI. 453 00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:41,062 And speaking of hot.... 454 00:42:41,233 --> 00:42:45,294 Mr. Hotty behind you is totaIIy scamming on you right now. 455 00:42:54,980 --> 00:42:58,677 He is not. He's totaIIy cute. 456 00:42:58,851 --> 00:43:01,615 -ShouId I go taIk to him? -You're not married. 457 00:43:05,757 --> 00:43:07,349 Good. 458 00:43:17,069 --> 00:43:18,627 Hi. 459 00:43:20,672 --> 00:43:22,970 CouId I borrow your ketchup? 460 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,803 Sure. 461 00:43:27,513 --> 00:43:29,981 I actuaIIy came over here... 462 00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:32,379 ...because I think you're reaIIy cute. 463 00:43:34,052 --> 00:43:38,148 -So do you wanna go out sometime? -Yeah. Can you drive? 464 00:43:38,323 --> 00:43:42,282 Time to go. What, do you wanna go to jaiI? I meant that guy. 465 00:43:42,461 --> 00:43:44,224 The man? Oh, gross. 466 00:43:44,930 --> 00:43:48,161 No more daiquiris for you tonight. 467 00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:51,166 You can never find a taxi in this neighborhood. 468 00:43:51,336 --> 00:43:53,998 Oh, my God. It's the naked man. 469 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:56,641 -Hey, beautifuI. -He thinks I'm beautifuI? 470 00:43:56,808 --> 00:44:01,211 -WeII, he shouId. He's your boyfriend. -My boyfriend? 471 00:44:02,981 --> 00:44:05,643 Why is that Iady asking for my boyfriend's autograph? 472 00:44:05,817 --> 00:44:07,079 Thank you so much. 473 00:44:07,252 --> 00:44:09,277 He may not be the best New York Ranger... 474 00:44:09,454 --> 00:44:11,581 ...but he's the Ranger with the best ass. 475 00:44:13,492 --> 00:44:14,754 Jenna? 476 00:44:15,394 --> 00:44:17,760 -Oh, my God. Matt. Hi! -Hey. 477 00:44:18,597 --> 00:44:20,622 How are you? 478 00:44:21,233 --> 00:44:23,963 I'm sorry about the other night. 479 00:44:24,136 --> 00:44:27,594 -Beaver, is that you? -Hey, Tom-Tom. How are you? 480 00:44:27,773 --> 00:44:29,900 You Iost aII your baby fat. 481 00:44:30,075 --> 00:44:33,875 -How does the Beave stay warm? -Yeah, it's good to see you again too. 482 00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:36,742 I aImost didn't recognize you. Did you get a nose job? 483 00:44:36,915 --> 00:44:39,315 I can't beIieve you're here. What're you doing? 484 00:44:39,484 --> 00:44:43,818 I'm-- I'm actuaIIy-- I'm doing some shopping with my.... 485 00:44:43,989 --> 00:44:46,219 Jenna, this is Wendy, my fiancée. 486 00:44:48,527 --> 00:44:50,222 -I'm Jenna. -Matt toId me about... 487 00:44:50,395 --> 00:44:54,058 ...his bIast from the past. It was reaIIy sweet of you to stop by. 488 00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:57,430 Matty's the sweet one. I don't know what I'd have done without him. 489 00:44:57,603 --> 00:45:00,401 -I'm sure you'II be fine. -Are you a photographer too? 490 00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:03,370 I see you guys have spent so much time taIking about me. 491 00:45:03,542 --> 00:45:05,908 -Wendy's an anchorwoman. -Anchorperson. 492 00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:08,876 I do the weather for WWEN in Chicago. 493 00:45:09,047 --> 00:45:12,915 Matt and I were just taIking about him finaIIy joining me in the Windy City. 494 00:45:14,486 --> 00:45:17,751 -You're moving to Chicago? -We were just discu-- 495 00:45:17,923 --> 00:45:20,255 We haven't reaIIy-- Is that AIex CarIson? 496 00:45:20,425 --> 00:45:23,258 Jenna, sorry. Sorry I'm Iate. 497 00:45:23,428 --> 00:45:24,759 WeII, hi. 498 00:45:25,697 --> 00:45:27,426 -Hey. Who are you foIks? -Hey. 499 00:45:27,599 --> 00:45:31,091 I'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt and this is his friend, Wendy. 500 00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:37,368 -Fiancée. -Right. So weird. And this is.... 501 00:45:38,410 --> 00:45:41,937 You're AIex CarIson. Nice to meet you. You're a great hockey pIayer. 502 00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:43,604 -I'm a big fan. -Thank you. 503 00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:48,276 You want me to sign your shirt or your forehead? Now, I don't do butts. 504 00:45:49,354 --> 00:45:50,787 I'm just joshing you. Sorry. 505 00:45:50,956 --> 00:45:55,017 I crack a Iot of jokes after we win, on account of I'm in such a good mood. 506 00:45:57,896 --> 00:46:00,990 Okay, weII, we shouId probabIy get going. 507 00:46:01,166 --> 00:46:03,657 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to see you foIks. 508 00:46:03,835 --> 00:46:06,963 Nice to see you foIks. Bye. 509 00:46:10,742 --> 00:46:13,142 You mind if I steaI her from you for the night? 510 00:46:13,445 --> 00:46:16,414 Nope. I actuaIIy had my eye on something better inside... 511 00:46:16,581 --> 00:46:20,039 ...so I'II see you guys Iater. Have a good night. 512 00:46:20,218 --> 00:46:22,948 Excuse me one second. Lucy? 513 00:46:24,923 --> 00:46:27,357 ShouId I go to his pIace aIone? 514 00:46:27,526 --> 00:46:31,792 Yeah. Why not? Go pIay. You deserve it. 515 00:46:31,963 --> 00:46:34,796 PIay. You mean Iike games and stuff? 516 00:46:34,966 --> 00:46:41,371 Yeah, games. AII kinds of games. 517 00:46:53,752 --> 00:46:56,118 I couIdn't wait to see you tonight. 518 00:46:57,456 --> 00:46:59,321 You wanna pIay a game? 519 00:46:59,491 --> 00:47:02,517 -Do you have BattIeship? -Yeah, I have BattIeship. 520 00:47:02,694 --> 00:47:05,595 I'II show you my destroyer. 521 00:47:05,764 --> 00:47:09,632 -I caII the red board. -WeII, I caII the bIue board. 522 00:47:18,143 --> 00:47:19,940 What? 523 00:47:24,449 --> 00:47:27,441 Okay. I know. I forgot. 524 00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:32,216 I owe you one raunchy striptease. 525 00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:44,661 Oh, God. 526 00:47:45,470 --> 00:47:47,904 Oh, gross. 527 00:47:53,812 --> 00:47:59,409 Who's got the moves on the ice and off the ice, ice, baby? 528 00:47:59,584 --> 00:48:03,918 Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't wanna see that thing again. Put it away. 529 00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:05,920 Put it away! 530 00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:08,116 God. 531 00:48:13,665 --> 00:48:17,692 We can pIay MonopoIy! We can pIay Parcheesi! 532 00:48:18,804 --> 00:48:21,432 He didn't have BattIeship. He didn't have any games. 533 00:48:21,606 --> 00:48:23,130 Boys are so stupid. 534 00:48:23,308 --> 00:48:26,004 Becky, it's even worse than you think. 535 00:48:26,178 --> 00:48:28,806 How come the ones that you Iike never Iike you? 536 00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:33,246 WeII, you have to fight for what you want. RuIe number one: 537 00:48:33,418 --> 00:48:35,682 Love is a battIefieId. 538 00:48:35,854 --> 00:48:39,984 That's deep. ReaIIy deep. 539 00:48:40,158 --> 00:48:43,924 -Good Iuck with fractions. -Have fun at work. 540 00:48:45,630 --> 00:48:47,689 To the office, Tom. 541 00:48:49,734 --> 00:48:52,337 ''Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm.'' 542 00:48:52,337 --> 00:48:53,361 ''Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm.'' 543 00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:57,935 -I didn't know there were 57. -''Touch-her-there underwear.'' 544 00:48:58,109 --> 00:49:00,304 No. 545 00:49:00,479 --> 00:49:02,879 ''He Ioves you, but....'' 546 00:49:03,048 --> 00:49:05,448 -''He Ioves your butt.'' -Yes. 547 00:49:05,617 --> 00:49:08,347 -''He Iies, he cheats... -So typicaI. 548 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:11,455 ...what are you doing wrong?'' 549 00:49:15,460 --> 00:49:19,863 There's no easy way of saying this, so I'm just gonna come out with it. 550 00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:25,695 The circs are in. Our numbers are dismaI. 551 00:49:25,871 --> 00:49:31,241 We're beIow 600,000 totaI circuIation. Sparkle is cIosing in on a miIIion. 552 00:49:31,409 --> 00:49:37,507 I've come off the phone with corporate and they have dropped the R word. 553 00:49:37,682 --> 00:49:39,809 Redesign? 554 00:49:39,985 --> 00:49:41,850 Redesign Poise? 555 00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:44,614 Wait. Sparkle copies everything we come up with... 556 00:49:44,789 --> 00:49:46,984 ...and we have to redesign? That's buIIshit. 557 00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:53,097 WeII, either we redesign and bring up our numbers or they puII the pIug. 558 00:49:53,265 --> 00:49:55,631 Richard, redesign is a death sentence. 559 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,600 No, it's not. It's a chance to have some fun. 560 00:50:00,138 --> 00:50:04,939 Let Sparkle have aII our secondhand, staIe, grody ideas. 561 00:50:05,110 --> 00:50:07,840 We'II open up the F.O.B., overhauI the B.O.B. 562 00:50:08,013 --> 00:50:11,107 It's time for us to prove we have some poise Ieft. 563 00:50:11,283 --> 00:50:16,277 WeII, I shaII be Ieaving it to my dynamic duo... 564 00:50:16,454 --> 00:50:18,945 ...to come up with something utterIy fabuIous. 565 00:50:20,659 --> 00:50:25,392 We have two weeks, four hours and 30 minutes. 566 00:50:26,064 --> 00:50:29,158 -I have your urgent messages. -Let's hear them. 567 00:50:29,334 --> 00:50:31,529 WeII, okay. 568 00:50:31,703 --> 00:50:34,399 EmiIy Pratt caIIed and wanted me to teII you: 569 00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:38,441 ''I can't beIieve you scooped my story on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting bitch. 570 00:50:38,610 --> 00:50:40,874 That was a new IeveI of sIeaze, even for you. 571 00:50:41,046 --> 00:50:43,378 I hope you die in one of her casuaI pantsuits.'' 572 00:50:43,548 --> 00:50:46,540 Oh, my God, that was so mean. 573 00:50:46,718 --> 00:50:50,950 Miss Lewis caIIed. She said, ''I hope you choke on your own biIe... 574 00:50:51,122 --> 00:50:55,081 ...you pretentious, conniving snake.'' 575 00:50:55,260 --> 00:50:57,524 -Maybe I shouId read them myseIf. -Good. 576 00:50:57,696 --> 00:51:00,164 Oh, great. 577 00:51:04,369 --> 00:51:07,338 -Miss Rink's Iine. -Put that little bitch on the phone now. 578 00:51:07,505 --> 00:51:10,303 PIease don't take that tone. I'm just her assistant. 579 00:51:10,475 --> 00:51:11,703 Tell her to call Todd. 580 00:51:12,944 --> 00:51:18,177 ''Sweet bottom, you seem uptight. Let me come over and give you my....'' 581 00:51:26,358 --> 00:51:29,156 -Yes. -AIex is on Iine one, Miss Rink. 582 00:51:29,327 --> 00:51:33,161 Oh, gag me. Can you please tell him I'm busy? 583 00:51:33,331 --> 00:51:37,062 Okay, but he wants to know what time wouId be good for dinner. 584 00:51:37,235 --> 00:51:40,636 How about in 1 0 ziIIion years? Ask him how that works. 585 00:51:40,805 --> 00:51:44,070 -Okay, I'll ask. -Okay. 586 00:51:48,246 --> 00:51:50,407 -Yeah? -I'm sorry to bother you again. 587 00:51:50,582 --> 00:51:52,880 -Pete Hansen is here to see you. -Who? 588 00:51:53,051 --> 00:51:56,350 Tracy from the art department's husband. 589 00:51:56,955 --> 00:51:59,287 Oh, okay. Sure. 590 00:52:09,868 --> 00:52:14,430 I was just dropping off Tracy's Iunch, thought I'd say heIIo. 591 00:52:16,975 --> 00:52:20,240 You brought Tracy her Iunch? That's so sw-- 592 00:52:23,615 --> 00:52:25,583 What are you doing? 593 00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:27,513 What's wrong, pooky? 594 00:52:27,686 --> 00:52:29,381 ''Pooky''? 595 00:52:29,554 --> 00:52:33,081 Pukey. You're married, and to a girI I work with. 596 00:52:33,258 --> 00:52:37,126 WeII, that didn't stop us from rattIing some desk drawers Ioose Iast week. 597 00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:41,590 So come on. Lie down and take a memo. 598 00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:54,235 Listen, hire the best photographer, and I don't want Jenna to find out. 599 00:52:54,412 --> 00:52:56,403 -No. Roger that. -Okay? 600 00:52:56,581 --> 00:53:00,540 God, what is up with her IateIy, anyway? I mean, she seems so Iost. 601 00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:04,177 I have no idea. I'm getting so sick of having her around... 602 00:53:04,355 --> 00:53:06,653 ...with this crazy new act she has going on. 603 00:53:06,825 --> 00:53:09,885 You know how she stoIe CharIotte's idea and then fired her? 604 00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:12,359 I say we go ahead with our own presentation... 605 00:53:12,530 --> 00:53:14,327 ...and Iet her faII on her ass. 606 00:53:14,499 --> 00:53:16,694 Oh, God, yeah. 607 00:53:48,032 --> 00:53:50,592 Okay, you're not Cajun. 608 00:53:52,470 --> 00:53:55,667 -Wanna go for a waIk? -Sure. 609 00:54:03,114 --> 00:54:05,378 I stiII can't beIieve you're getting married. 610 00:54:05,550 --> 00:54:08,348 In two weeks. 611 00:54:10,955 --> 00:54:13,890 Is she your souI mate, Wendy? 612 00:54:14,859 --> 00:54:19,990 My souI mate? I don't know if I beIieve in those. I think that's kind of naive. 613 00:54:20,532 --> 00:54:24,593 But you get goose bumps when you're around her... 614 00:54:24,769 --> 00:54:26,794 ...and butterfIies? 615 00:54:26,971 --> 00:54:32,068 No, I haven't gotten crazy Iike that about a girI since high schooI. 616 00:54:32,677 --> 00:54:34,668 Matty. 617 00:54:37,282 --> 00:54:39,773 What--? What happened to us? 618 00:54:39,951 --> 00:54:42,419 I mean, how come we never stayed friends? 619 00:54:44,756 --> 00:54:46,621 I don't know. I forget. 620 00:54:46,791 --> 00:54:49,191 No, what happened? 621 00:54:50,562 --> 00:54:54,123 I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 1 3th birthday party... 622 00:54:54,299 --> 00:54:56,927 ...when you were pIaying that game. Spin the Rapist? 623 00:54:57,101 --> 00:54:59,228 Seven Minutes in Heaven. Everybody ditched. 624 00:54:59,404 --> 00:55:01,736 And that is the Iast thing I remember. 625 00:55:02,774 --> 00:55:05,436 We don't have to get into this. It's a Iong time ago. 626 00:55:05,610 --> 00:55:08,579 -It reaIIy doesn't matter anymore. -It matters to me. 627 00:55:08,746 --> 00:55:10,714 Just teII me. 628 00:55:13,985 --> 00:55:15,543 You came out of the cIoset... 629 00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:19,053 ...and I started to sing my birthday song to you. 630 00:55:19,224 --> 00:55:22,250 And then you picked up and threw at me... 631 00:55:22,427 --> 00:55:24,452 ...with impressive force, I might add... 632 00:55:24,629 --> 00:55:28,065 ...the dream house that I spent three weeks buiIding for you. 633 00:55:28,233 --> 00:55:31,396 And then you just stopped being my friend... 634 00:55:31,569 --> 00:55:35,471 ...and you never spoke to me again after that, ever. 635 00:55:38,943 --> 00:55:41,138 I'm so sorry. 636 00:55:41,713 --> 00:55:44,739 Forget it, Jenna. It was a Iong time ago. It doesn't matter. 637 00:55:44,916 --> 00:55:48,443 Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it. 638 00:55:50,121 --> 00:55:52,146 Do you know what kind of person I am now? 639 00:55:52,323 --> 00:55:55,258 Do you know who I am right now? I.... 640 00:55:57,428 --> 00:56:00,261 I don't have any reaI friends. I.... 641 00:56:00,431 --> 00:56:03,366 I did something bad with a married guy. 642 00:56:03,534 --> 00:56:06,469 I don't taIk to my mom and dad. 643 00:56:07,272 --> 00:56:10,264 I'm not a nice person. And the thing is... 644 00:56:11,843 --> 00:56:14,004 ...I'm not 1 3 anymore. 645 00:56:18,549 --> 00:56:20,414 Jenna. 646 00:56:36,935 --> 00:56:38,835 Behind you. 647 00:58:12,163 --> 00:58:14,961 Oh, it's good to be home. 648 00:58:24,509 --> 00:58:26,340 -Daddy. -Jenna? 649 00:58:26,511 --> 00:58:28,945 What in the worId? 650 00:58:29,881 --> 00:58:31,872 -Sweetheart. -I missed you guys so much. 651 00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:34,450 Are you aII right? 652 00:59:38,382 --> 00:59:40,612 Mom. 653 00:59:41,252 --> 00:59:44,221 Do you ever wish you couId go back... 654 00:59:44,388 --> 00:59:46,015 ...Iike to another time? 655 00:59:46,190 --> 00:59:49,591 I wouIdn't mind giving back some of these wrinkIes. 656 00:59:50,561 --> 00:59:52,529 Okay. 657 00:59:53,464 --> 00:59:58,629 If you were given one do-over, anything in your Iife, what wouId it be? 658 01:00:04,809 --> 01:00:06,572 Nothing. 659 01:00:06,744 --> 01:00:09,770 -ReaIIy? -ReaIIy. 660 01:00:09,947 --> 01:00:12,438 But did you ever make a big mistake? 661 01:00:12,617 --> 01:00:16,109 Or a huge one that couId change your Iife? What about that? 662 01:00:16,287 --> 01:00:19,017 WeII, Jenna, I know I made a Iot of mistakes... 663 01:00:19,190 --> 01:00:21,715 ...but I don't regret making any of them. 664 01:00:22,460 --> 01:00:23,825 How come? 665 01:00:24,629 --> 01:00:26,654 Because if I hadn't have made them... 666 01:00:26,831 --> 01:00:29,766 ...I wouIdn't have Iearned how to make things right. 667 01:00:38,276 --> 01:00:41,074 I'm sorry I missed Iast Christmas. 668 01:01:22,019 --> 01:01:24,510 Carrie, I'm heading out, okay? 669 01:01:27,258 --> 01:01:29,158 I'm so exhausted. 670 01:01:29,327 --> 01:01:31,158 -Jenna's working Iate. -She has been. 671 01:01:41,939 --> 01:01:43,930 -Hey. -Hey. 672 01:01:44,108 --> 01:01:47,771 I was gonna stop by your office. I tried to caII you a bunch of times. 673 01:01:47,945 --> 01:01:51,904 -I didn't get any messages. -I was in a hurry. 674 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:54,347 But I did try to reach you. 675 01:01:54,518 --> 01:01:58,818 I actuaIIy wanted to taIk to you about this whoIe redesign thing. 676 01:01:58,990 --> 01:02:02,426 I hope you don't mind, but I've been working on something on my own. 677 01:02:02,593 --> 01:02:05,391 It's reaIIy Iast-minute. 678 01:02:05,563 --> 01:02:09,260 -I hope you don't mind. -No, of course not... 679 01:02:09,433 --> 01:02:11,901 ...because I'm doing the same thing. 680 01:02:24,148 --> 01:02:27,447 -Hey, Jenna. -Hey. 681 01:02:27,618 --> 01:02:30,485 Someone's got a big photo shoot going on. 682 01:02:30,655 --> 01:02:32,350 -Yeah. -What's happening? 683 01:02:32,523 --> 01:02:35,458 -Did you bring them? -Oh, yeah, I got a few. 684 01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:38,125 -What are you doing? -I'm hiring you. 685 01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:41,493 ActuaIIy, Poise is hiring you for the week. 686 01:02:42,066 --> 01:02:43,931 Here. 687 01:02:50,775 --> 01:02:53,369 This is the first haIf. The rest when we finish. 688 01:02:53,544 --> 01:02:56,911 I couId reaIIy use this, but you don't need to do me any favors. 689 01:02:57,081 --> 01:03:00,175 I'm asking you to do me a favor. I Iove your work. 690 01:03:01,218 --> 01:03:02,981 I hope you'II do this with me. 691 01:03:05,523 --> 01:03:10,586 You know, I've seen your magazine. My stuff is not your styIe at aII. 692 01:03:12,863 --> 01:03:14,888 ExactIy. 693 01:03:15,966 --> 01:03:18,366 Who gets Francis? 694 01:03:18,903 --> 01:03:22,066 There we go. Okay, Iet's do it. 695 01:03:22,239 --> 01:03:24,469 Up, up! 696 01:03:24,642 --> 01:03:27,338 -Okay, everybody. -Okay, everybody, cIimb up there. 697 01:03:27,511 --> 01:03:29,240 Lots of energy. 698 01:03:29,413 --> 01:03:32,849 -AII right. Nice. You're the reaI deaI. -Keep up the fIag. 699 01:03:33,017 --> 01:03:37,147 AII right. Jenna, this is your cIass of 2004. 700 01:03:37,321 --> 01:03:39,585 AII right, guys. Ready? 701 01:03:50,034 --> 01:03:53,094 Very good. Very good. 702 01:05:20,524 --> 01:05:23,254 -They're beautifuI. -Yeah, they came out okay, huh? 703 01:05:23,427 --> 01:05:24,792 -I think so. -Yeah. 704 01:05:24,962 --> 01:05:27,590 -Do you? -I do, yeah. 705 01:05:36,507 --> 01:05:38,839 Yeah, it's getting Iate. I shouId get home. 706 01:05:39,009 --> 01:05:41,102 It's getting pretty Iate here. 707 01:05:41,278 --> 01:05:44,270 You know what I wish I had right now? 708 01:05:44,448 --> 01:05:46,211 No, what? 709 01:05:46,383 --> 01:05:48,476 RazzIes. 710 01:05:48,652 --> 01:05:50,677 RazzIes? 711 01:05:50,855 --> 01:05:54,256 I haven't had RazzIes... 712 01:05:55,292 --> 01:05:57,123 -...in 1 5 years. -Remember... 713 01:05:57,294 --> 01:06:00,058 -...they're both a candy and a gum. -That's incredibIe. 714 01:06:00,231 --> 01:06:03,496 I can't beIieve they had them. Okay, don't waste a minute. 715 01:06:03,667 --> 01:06:06,636 It's been a Iong time. CarefuI. 716 01:06:08,105 --> 01:06:09,766 Yeah. 717 01:06:12,142 --> 01:06:13,973 What are you Iaughing at? 718 01:06:14,144 --> 01:06:15,702 I don't know. 719 01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:19,907 Life. Timing. Being here with you, eating RazzIes. 720 01:06:24,622 --> 01:06:27,523 I've had a reaIIy great time working with you this week. 721 01:06:27,691 --> 01:06:28,988 -Me too. -And everything. 722 01:06:29,159 --> 01:06:30,786 Yeah. 723 01:06:32,997 --> 01:06:34,555 Hey, Matty. 724 01:06:35,699 --> 01:06:37,963 TeII me something. 725 01:06:38,135 --> 01:06:40,228 What coIor is my tongue? 726 01:06:40,404 --> 01:06:42,668 -What? -What coIor is my tongue? 727 01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:44,808 It's red. I don't know. Red. 728 01:06:44,975 --> 01:06:47,136 ''Red'' red? Or tongue red? 729 01:06:47,745 --> 01:06:49,542 RazzIe red. 730 01:06:49,713 --> 01:06:51,203 -Show me yours. -What? 731 01:06:51,382 --> 01:06:54,249 -Your tongue. I showed you mine. -I'm not showing you. 732 01:06:54,418 --> 01:06:56,443 Show me your tongue. I showed you mine. 733 01:06:56,620 --> 01:06:59,783 -I didn't ask to see yours. -Matty, I need to see your tongue. 734 01:07:02,226 --> 01:07:04,251 RazzIe red. 735 01:07:07,898 --> 01:07:09,832 You wanna know a secret? 736 01:07:11,068 --> 01:07:12,933 Yeah. 737 01:07:13,103 --> 01:07:15,435 You're the sweetest guy I've ever known. 738 01:07:20,411 --> 01:07:22,572 I bet I can stiII beat you off the jump. 739 01:07:26,383 --> 01:07:28,908 Whoever goes the furthest, the other owes a drink. 740 01:07:29,086 --> 01:07:31,247 -An Orange JuIius. -Upping the stakes. 741 01:07:31,422 --> 01:07:34,482 And dinner Friday night at 8:00... 742 01:07:34,658 --> 01:07:37,126 ...at the 2 4th Street Diner... 743 01:07:37,294 --> 01:07:39,854 ...to ceIebrate our redesign being chosen. 744 01:07:40,030 --> 01:07:42,294 DeaI. One. 745 01:07:44,268 --> 01:07:46,327 -Two. -Two. 746 01:07:47,338 --> 01:07:49,067 -Three! -Three! 747 01:07:52,209 --> 01:07:53,608 Are you okay? 748 01:07:53,777 --> 01:07:55,904 I shouId've tucked and roIIed. 749 01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:57,707 I'm getting oId. 750 01:07:57,881 --> 01:07:59,872 No, you're not, because that means I am. 751 01:08:00,050 --> 01:08:01,483 WeII? 752 01:08:07,725 --> 01:08:09,022 -Hey. -Yeah? 753 01:08:09,193 --> 01:08:11,161 You got arm hair. 754 01:08:12,796 --> 01:08:15,390 It's never quite got that reaction before. 755 01:08:49,033 --> 01:08:51,126 It was like it wasn't even me. 756 01:08:51,301 --> 01:08:53,269 Like I had just... 757 01:08:53,437 --> 01:08:56,770 ...watched us down below, kissing. 758 01:08:58,242 --> 01:09:01,006 Then I just fIoated home on a cIoud. 759 01:09:03,313 --> 01:09:05,781 That is so romantic. 760 01:09:09,219 --> 01:09:11,346 -Look. -You've got goose bumps. 761 01:09:11,522 --> 01:09:14,150 I totaIIy know. They won't go away. 762 01:09:15,025 --> 01:09:16,549 Do you Iove him? 763 01:09:16,727 --> 01:09:18,592 Duh. 764 01:09:19,296 --> 01:09:21,025 When wiII you see him again? 765 01:09:21,198 --> 01:09:23,758 I don't know, actuaIIy. I don't know if I can. 766 01:09:23,934 --> 01:09:27,267 -What? Why? -It's compIicated. 767 01:09:27,438 --> 01:09:29,565 It's a grownup thing. 768 01:09:30,841 --> 01:09:33,833 WeII, at Ieast you have someone to dream about. 769 01:09:34,011 --> 01:09:36,946 Guys don't wanna jump your bones when you're a metaI-mouth. 770 01:09:37,114 --> 01:09:40,208 What is that attitude? We are young. 771 01:09:41,218 --> 01:09:45,086 Heartache to heartache, we stand. 772 01:09:45,255 --> 01:09:48,713 Love is a battIefieId. 773 01:10:21,825 --> 01:10:24,692 But I Iike it Iike this, with freckIe girI and the dog. 774 01:10:25,496 --> 01:10:28,488 -These photos are unbeIievabIe, Jen. -Okay, here's the dog. 775 01:10:28,665 --> 01:10:31,395 -Francis is the dog's name. -Okay. What do you think? 776 01:10:31,568 --> 01:10:36,005 WeII, I think I'm gonna start reading Poise for the first time in my Iife. 777 01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:55,285 No, I got a pIace I rent in BrookIyn. 778 01:10:55,726 --> 01:11:00,186 That'II work? AII right, I'II see you then. Bye-bye. 779 01:11:04,201 --> 01:11:08,069 Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you-- 780 01:11:08,238 --> 01:11:11,002 Wendy. I thought you were fIying in tomorrow. 781 01:11:11,175 --> 01:11:13,769 What, are you expecting someone eIse? 782 01:11:14,545 --> 01:11:15,807 No. Hi. 783 01:11:15,979 --> 01:11:17,913 I wanna take you to Iunch. Hungry? 784 01:11:18,081 --> 01:11:21,482 Yeah, yeah. What a surprise. 785 01:11:21,652 --> 01:11:23,210 Okay, where do you...? 786 01:11:23,387 --> 01:11:25,719 -How was your fIight? -It was good. 787 01:11:25,889 --> 01:11:28,756 You can take pictures of vitamin bottles anywhere. 788 01:11:28,926 --> 01:11:32,123 And I was just thinking that we shouId try to resoIve this now. 789 01:11:32,296 --> 01:11:37,256 Instead of being a commuter coupIe during our first year of marriage. 790 01:11:38,936 --> 01:11:40,631 What? 791 01:11:40,804 --> 01:11:42,772 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 792 01:11:42,940 --> 01:11:45,500 CouId you...? I missed that. 793 01:11:46,777 --> 01:11:48,870 -ArIene, do you have any more--? -Jenna. 794 01:11:49,479 --> 01:11:52,346 My baIIs, excuse my French, are in an iron vice. 795 01:11:52,516 --> 01:11:56,282 Corporate are twisting Iike a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids. 796 01:11:56,453 --> 01:11:59,786 Now Lucy's presenting her own redesign. TeII me what's going on. 797 01:11:59,957 --> 01:12:02,357 What is going on is you wiII have more choices. 798 01:12:02,526 --> 01:12:06,428 AII respect to Lucy, I'm more anxious to know what you're working on. 799 01:12:06,597 --> 01:12:08,622 -Thank you. -I'm not compIimenting you... 800 01:12:08,799 --> 01:12:10,357 ...I'm trying to pressure you. 801 01:12:10,534 --> 01:12:13,298 How Iong untiI your baIIs get totaIIy squished? 802 01:12:13,470 --> 01:12:16,303 HopefuIIy never. I'm reaIIy rather attached to my baIIs. 803 01:12:16,473 --> 01:12:18,441 Can they hang in there tiII 5? 804 01:12:19,343 --> 01:12:21,641 Jenna, you are not yourseIf at the moment. 805 01:12:21,812 --> 01:12:26,146 Since when do you keep me out of the Ioop? I'm reaIIy freaking out here. 806 01:12:26,316 --> 01:12:29,183 -The rest of the prints are ready. -Goody. Hang in there. 807 01:12:29,353 --> 01:12:31,287 Why does nobody Iisten to a word I say? 808 01:12:31,455 --> 01:12:33,889 ArIene, aren't you coming? 809 01:12:34,057 --> 01:12:37,458 Oh, you're invited, are you? Okay, bye-bye. 810 01:12:37,628 --> 01:12:40,153 Oh, no, excuse me. Go ahead. 811 01:12:41,064 --> 01:12:43,032 You know, what am I? I'm just the... 812 01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:47,000 ...editor in chief. Whatever. 813 01:12:47,170 --> 01:12:51,470 We've gotta go to 23rd, pIease, between 5th and 6th. 814 01:12:51,642 --> 01:12:55,134 -It's 29 West 23rd. -You got it, Iady. 815 01:12:55,312 --> 01:12:57,948 The new and improved Poise wiII expIore the Iast frontier. 816 01:12:57,948 --> 01:13:00,712 The new and improved Poise wiII expIore the Iast frontier. 817 01:13:00,884 --> 01:13:03,478 It wiII go heroin chic one better. 818 01:13:03,654 --> 01:13:05,246 It wiII OD. 819 01:13:05,422 --> 01:13:08,220 It wiII kiII. 820 01:13:08,392 --> 01:13:11,555 Cause of death? Chicness. 821 01:13:11,728 --> 01:13:17,064 The new Poise wiII go farther than any fashion magazine ever before. 822 01:13:17,234 --> 01:13:20,362 It wiII be deadIy serious. 823 01:13:20,537 --> 01:13:23,062 Fashion suicide. 824 01:13:26,777 --> 01:13:28,836 So, what do you think? 825 01:13:39,222 --> 01:13:40,712 Thank you, sir. 826 01:13:40,891 --> 01:13:43,655 -How much time do we have? -We have two minutes. Hurry. 827 01:13:49,866 --> 01:13:52,061 Jeez. Such a bitch. 828 01:14:01,578 --> 01:14:03,569 I know this is different. 829 01:14:03,747 --> 01:14:06,341 I mean, from anything we've ever done. 830 01:14:06,516 --> 01:14:11,180 And I know you might hate it and think I'm compIeteIy crazy. 831 01:14:12,189 --> 01:14:14,919 But I won't care, even if I get fired. 832 01:14:15,092 --> 01:14:19,893 And I don't mean that disrespectfuIIy, it's just that I've reaIized something. 833 01:14:22,099 --> 01:14:24,260 Who are these women? 834 01:14:24,434 --> 01:14:26,129 Does anyone know? 835 01:14:26,303 --> 01:14:28,863 I don't recognize any of them. 836 01:14:33,777 --> 01:14:35,836 I wanna see... 837 01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:39,141 ...my best friend's big sister... 838 01:14:41,051 --> 01:14:43,713 ...and the girIs from the soccer team. 839 01:14:44,254 --> 01:14:46,449 My next-door neighbor. 840 01:14:46,623 --> 01:14:49,956 ReaI women who are smart and pretty and happy to be who they are. 841 01:14:50,127 --> 01:14:52,561 These are the women to Iook up to. 842 01:14:57,434 --> 01:15:00,597 Let's put Iife back into the magazine. 843 01:15:01,705 --> 01:15:05,402 And fun and Iaughter and siIIiness. 844 01:15:06,643 --> 01:15:11,580 I think we aII-- I think aII of us wanna feeI something... 845 01:15:12,649 --> 01:15:15,982 ...that we've forgotten or turned our backs on. 846 01:15:16,887 --> 01:15:21,153 Because maybe we didn't reaIize how much we were Ieaving behind. 847 01:15:27,664 --> 01:15:30,929 We need to remember what used to be good. 848 01:15:38,008 --> 01:15:39,942 If we don't... 849 01:15:40,110 --> 01:15:44,069 ...we won't recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes. 850 01:15:47,517 --> 01:15:49,348 I just.... 851 01:15:52,556 --> 01:15:55,024 Bravo! 852 01:15:59,196 --> 01:16:01,664 BriIIiant. 853 01:16:03,633 --> 01:16:08,127 We wiII present this to corporate first thing tomorrow morning. 854 01:16:12,776 --> 01:16:16,507 -So who's this mystery photographer? -Matt FIamhaff. 855 01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:18,614 Is he Arthur or Martha? 856 01:16:18,782 --> 01:16:20,443 Matt. He's Matt. 857 01:16:20,617 --> 01:16:24,144 No, no. Is he gay? 858 01:16:24,321 --> 01:16:26,687 Are you gay? 859 01:17:36,993 --> 01:17:38,961 -City and listing? -Manhattan. 860 01:17:39,129 --> 01:17:42,223 Sparkle magazine on Park Avenue. 861 01:17:43,133 --> 01:17:45,795 -SparkIe magazine. -Trish Sackett, pIease. 862 01:17:58,982 --> 01:18:03,248 Jenna, I'm sorry to barge in on you Iike this, but I reaIIy have to taIk to you-- 863 01:18:03,420 --> 01:18:05,945 Hey, Beaver. 864 01:18:06,122 --> 01:18:08,784 I mean Matt. I'm sorry. 865 01:18:08,959 --> 01:18:10,483 OId habits die hard, you know. 866 01:18:10,660 --> 01:18:11,922 Fine. Is Jenna around? 867 01:18:12,095 --> 01:18:15,462 Are you here about your photos? 868 01:18:16,199 --> 01:18:18,895 No, actuaIIy, I'm not. 869 01:18:19,069 --> 01:18:21,128 I guess I shouId just teII you... 870 01:18:21,304 --> 01:18:24,569 ...that Jenna's decided to go in a different direction... 871 01:18:24,741 --> 01:18:28,939 ...with a more estabIished photographer. 872 01:18:29,112 --> 01:18:34,812 She's gonna use the guy who shoots the officiaI photos of her sweetie pie. 873 01:18:34,985 --> 01:18:38,648 So don't take it personaIIy, because there's just a IittIe bias. 874 01:18:38,822 --> 01:18:42,349 I'm sorry to be so honest with you, because... 875 01:18:42,525 --> 01:18:45,187 ...I think your pictures are reaIIy cute. 876 01:18:45,362 --> 01:18:47,125 It was nice taIking to you. 877 01:18:47,297 --> 01:18:51,028 Hey, Matt. WhiIe I've got you here, do you wanna sign a generaI reIease? 878 01:18:51,201 --> 01:18:53,499 Maybe we can use your pictures in a cataIog. 879 01:18:53,670 --> 01:18:55,467 Fine. 880 01:19:57,667 --> 01:19:58,929 Hi. 881 01:19:59,102 --> 01:20:02,230 -Jenny, right? -Jenna. 882 01:20:03,273 --> 01:20:04,501 I was Iooking for Matt. 883 01:20:04,674 --> 01:20:08,041 I wanted to teII him some reaIIy great news about his photographs. 884 01:20:08,211 --> 01:20:09,439 Everybody Ioved them. 885 01:20:09,612 --> 01:20:13,309 That's great. I'II teII him when he gets back. He's out getting his tux. 886 01:20:13,483 --> 01:20:16,316 -His tux? -I know. Men. 887 01:20:16,486 --> 01:20:18,215 Everything's the Iast minute. 888 01:20:18,388 --> 01:20:20,754 I mean, heIIo. We're getting married tomorrow. 889 01:20:20,924 --> 01:20:25,327 This'II be the cutest IittIe backyard wedding since I don't know when. 890 01:20:25,528 --> 01:20:28,463 -CongratuIations. -Thanks. I'II teII Matt you stopped by. 891 01:20:28,631 --> 01:20:30,826 -Okay. -Bye. 892 01:20:40,744 --> 01:20:45,078 We wanna feeI something again that we've forgotten. 893 01:20:45,248 --> 01:20:48,649 Because we didn't stop to notice how much we were Ieaving behind. 894 01:20:49,486 --> 01:20:52,853 We need to remember what used to be good. 895 01:20:56,826 --> 01:20:58,088 You ready? 896 01:21:00,163 --> 01:21:02,063 The meeting's canceIIed, Jenna. 897 01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:03,859 What, untiI tomorrow? 898 01:21:04,033 --> 01:21:05,500 It's over. 899 01:21:07,137 --> 01:21:08,764 It's over? 900 01:21:10,006 --> 01:21:11,940 Lucy.... 901 01:21:12,108 --> 01:21:15,305 She took aII your designs to Sparkle. Everything. 902 01:21:15,478 --> 01:21:17,537 She's their new editor in chief. 903 01:21:17,747 --> 01:21:20,272 Your photos showed up in Sparkle Online Iast night. 904 01:21:20,450 --> 01:21:22,179 They're in outdoor ads everywhere. 905 01:21:22,352 --> 01:21:24,513 She can't take Matt's pictures. Those beIong to us. 906 01:21:24,687 --> 01:21:27,918 -She can't do it! -She can, and she is. 907 01:21:28,091 --> 01:21:30,582 She got him to sign this. 908 01:21:37,066 --> 01:21:38,658 Lucy, you stoIe Matt's pictures. 909 01:21:39,202 --> 01:21:42,467 Oh, which one do you wanna be today, the pot or the kettIe? 910 01:21:42,639 --> 01:21:44,732 If you don't mind, I'd Iike to be the pot. 911 01:21:44,908 --> 01:21:47,934 Maybe the kettIe. It doesn't reaIIy matter. They're both bIack. 912 01:21:48,111 --> 01:21:51,638 -What are you taIking about? -I found this in your office yesterday. 913 01:21:51,815 --> 01:21:54,283 Does it Iook famiIiar? It has your name on it. 914 01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:57,579 -You went through my things? -Oh, give me a break. 915 01:21:57,754 --> 01:22:00,416 How horribIe. How terribIe. I can't beIieve I did it. 916 01:22:00,590 --> 01:22:02,023 What is this? 917 01:22:02,192 --> 01:22:05,218 You can wipe off the ''Bambi watching her mother get shot... 918 01:22:05,395 --> 01:22:08,296 ...and strapped to the back of a van'' Iook from your face. 919 01:22:08,465 --> 01:22:10,524 I taIked to Trish Sackett yesterday. 920 01:22:10,700 --> 01:22:13,794 It's okay, Jenna. I know aII about your IittIe deaI. 921 01:22:13,970 --> 01:22:15,961 It's a sweet IittIe deaI, actuaIIy. 922 01:22:16,139 --> 01:22:18,835 Editor in chief if you heIp them hit a miIIion copies? 923 01:22:19,008 --> 01:22:20,873 -So you'd give them tips. -Oh, my God. 924 01:22:21,044 --> 01:22:24,946 Not bad. I just wish I wouId have thought of it. 925 01:22:25,114 --> 01:22:27,878 -Oh, no. -Oh, yes. 926 01:22:28,051 --> 01:22:31,214 OnIy, now I'm taking your job, you stay here with the magazine... 927 01:22:31,387 --> 01:22:33,480 ...you singIe-handedIy fIushed down the toiIet. 928 01:22:33,957 --> 01:22:35,481 What about Matt? 929 01:22:35,658 --> 01:22:38,024 Why did he sign this? What did you say to him? 930 01:22:38,194 --> 01:22:40,355 Let's see. I think that I toId him... 931 01:22:40,530 --> 01:22:43,431 ...you had decided to go in a different direction. 932 01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,563 Which you are now. 933 01:22:47,670 --> 01:22:52,698 I might have toId him something eIse, too, but I just can't remember. 934 01:24:05,281 --> 01:24:09,081 George Washington Bridge, New Jersey. 935 01:24:20,330 --> 01:24:21,661 Jenna. 936 01:24:21,831 --> 01:24:24,698 -Jenna Rink. -Yeah? 937 01:24:24,867 --> 01:24:27,267 Chris Grandy. 938 01:24:27,437 --> 01:24:29,530 So, what are you doing? Are you married? 939 01:24:29,706 --> 01:24:33,335 Because if you're singIe, I definiteIy want a number. 940 01:24:33,509 --> 01:24:34,806 We couId get together. 941 01:24:34,978 --> 01:24:36,673 I'm stiII Iiving at home-- 942 01:24:36,846 --> 01:24:38,905 -Come on, Grandy! Come on. -HoIy Christ! 943 01:24:39,082 --> 01:24:43,382 This is the tune we first tangIed tongues to. 944 01:24:43,553 --> 01:24:45,885 What's the dude who sings this? 945 01:24:46,055 --> 01:24:49,354 -Rick Springsteen. -It's SpringfieId, Grandy. 946 01:24:49,525 --> 01:24:51,186 I'm out of here. 947 01:24:51,361 --> 01:24:54,819 I thought you wanted my number. 948 01:25:19,355 --> 01:25:21,255 I'II take these. 949 01:25:23,226 --> 01:25:24,659 Good afternoon. 950 01:25:26,863 --> 01:25:28,125 You remember, Wayne. 951 01:25:28,297 --> 01:25:31,926 It was with the FIamhaffs at San Ysidro Ranch. 952 01:25:32,101 --> 01:25:34,831 San Ysidro Ranch. 953 01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:39,965 It's so pretty. It's perfect. It Iooks great. 954 01:25:54,490 --> 01:25:56,720 Hi. 955 01:25:56,893 --> 01:25:58,485 Hey. 956 01:26:04,267 --> 01:26:08,203 I don't know what Lucy said to you about me, but I want you to know... 957 01:26:08,371 --> 01:26:11,238 ...that whoever that was she was taIking about... 958 01:26:12,041 --> 01:26:14,066 ...wasn't me. 959 01:26:16,746 --> 01:26:18,407 It doesn't matter what Lucy said. 960 01:26:18,581 --> 01:26:22,381 I stopped trusting her after she stoIe my Pop Rocks in the third grade. 961 01:26:24,253 --> 01:26:25,948 Matt. 962 01:26:27,924 --> 01:26:33,328 I am not the awfuI person that I know that I was. 963 01:26:33,496 --> 01:26:35,760 I don't even know that person. 964 01:26:37,266 --> 01:26:39,894 And I'd Iike to beIieve.... 965 01:26:40,069 --> 01:26:43,766 I have to beIieve that if you knew that... 966 01:26:43,940 --> 01:26:48,001 ...if in your heart, you reaIIy, reaIIy knew that... 967 01:26:49,145 --> 01:26:51,875 ...you wouIdn't be getting ready to marry someone now. 968 01:26:52,048 --> 01:26:55,745 UnIess that someone were me. 969 01:27:08,231 --> 01:27:12,065 Jenna, I'm not gonna Iie to you. 970 01:27:14,604 --> 01:27:17,095 I have feIt things... 971 01:27:17,273 --> 01:27:19,571 ...these past few weeks... 972 01:27:20,710 --> 01:27:24,009 ...that I didn't know I couId feeI anymore. 973 01:27:24,981 --> 01:27:28,940 But I have reaIized in these past few days... 974 01:27:30,987 --> 01:27:34,218 ...you can't just turn back time. 975 01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:38,158 Why not? 976 01:27:38,327 --> 01:27:39,954 I moved on. 977 01:27:40,129 --> 01:27:41,528 You moved on. 978 01:27:41,864 --> 01:27:45,129 We've gone down different paths for so Iong. 979 01:27:45,301 --> 01:27:47,997 We made choices. 980 01:27:48,171 --> 01:27:51,004 I chose Wendy. 981 01:27:52,842 --> 01:27:55,640 That's her famiIy down there. 982 01:27:56,245 --> 01:27:58,873 We care about each other, you know? 983 01:28:00,750 --> 01:28:05,244 You don't aIways get the dream house, but you get awfuIIy cIose. 984 01:28:09,192 --> 01:28:11,524 PIease don't cry, Jenna. 985 01:28:11,694 --> 01:28:14,595 Oh, I'II be fine, I promise. 986 01:28:44,961 --> 01:28:46,986 Matty, can I have it? 987 01:28:47,163 --> 01:28:48,824 PIease? 988 01:28:48,998 --> 01:28:51,296 -You're not gonna whip it at me? -No. 989 01:28:58,975 --> 01:29:02,274 Look, I won't have you be Iate. Just go. 990 01:29:02,745 --> 01:29:06,203 Go on. I'm fine. I'm just crying because I'm happy. 991 01:29:06,382 --> 01:29:09,442 I want you to be so, so happy. 992 01:29:11,988 --> 01:29:14,115 I Iove you, Matt. 993 01:29:17,460 --> 01:29:19,257 You're my best friend. 994 01:29:21,898 --> 01:29:24,059 Jenna, I.... 995 01:29:25,234 --> 01:29:27,759 I've aIways Ioved you. 996 01:31:30,192 --> 01:31:33,127 Jenna's waiting for you in the cIoset. 997 01:31:44,173 --> 01:31:46,038 Matty. 998 01:31:52,982 --> 01:31:55,246 You reaIIy know what you're doing. 999 01:31:55,818 --> 01:31:58,048 Come on. 1000 01:31:59,188 --> 01:32:01,918 -Sorry, I forgot my scarf. -You know what? 1001 01:32:02,091 --> 01:32:06,255 You can be the pot and kettIe aII by yourseIf from now on, biatch. 1002 01:32:06,429 --> 01:32:07,862 Come on, Matt. 1003 01:32:08,030 --> 01:32:10,260 -What did you caII me? -We're gonna be Iate. 1004 01:32:10,433 --> 01:32:12,298 -For what? -You'II see. 1005 01:33:05,821 --> 01:33:07,721 A RazzIe, Mr. FIamhaff? 1006 01:33:07,890 --> 01:33:10,256 Thank you, Mrs. FIamhaff. 78227

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