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♪♪
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[ Tires screech ]Captain Solomon: Ooh-up!
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Oh, it's the terror
that is cabbage fizzog!
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He sounds dangerous, Mama.
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Yes, he is dangerous.
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He's a very dangerous man.
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Who found the bodies?
How many bodies were there?
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Were they disfigured
or mutilated?
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Were they dead
or still living?
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What is this man dubbed?
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I have it on authority
that this man has been
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dubbed Cabbage Fizzog.
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Who could possibly earn
such a monstrous moniker?
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Does he have a fizzog
like a cabbage?
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This homicidal shitski
has a fizzog exactly like
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a cabbage, that most
despised of all vegetables.
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It may even really be
an actual cabbage.
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He sounds delightfully unique
albeit thoroughly dangerous.
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He left the entire
Milkshake Gang
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deceased in an alley.
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Mama, Mama, Angus,
did he really do all of that?
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Their fizzogs were
bright green because
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Cabbage Fizzog spews
jets of concentrated
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cabbage gas out of his
cabbage-like fizzog
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and into the fizzogs
of his victims.
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Cabbage fog,
it's been dubbed.
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I don't like
regular cabbage,
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much less concentrated
cabbage puffs.
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Did you know that "puffs" was
my grandmother's name for farts?
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She'd say, "Hell,
I might've done a puff.
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Can anyone smell it?"
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We must catch
Cabbage Fizzog urgently
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before he greens
more fizzogs.
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We must go now.
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But, Mama, you barely ate
your Moong Dal ka Halwa.
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The Moong Dal ka Halwa
here is totally shit, yeah.
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Shit, yeah.
It is shit, yeah.
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'Tis, actually.
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[ Chair legs scrape ]
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♪♪
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Now, Meechie, I'm ready.
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Are you ready?
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We are ready.
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We must go.
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Is it time?
Yes.
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It.
Is.
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Time.
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Together: It is time.
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♪♪
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[ Siren wailing ]
Now, Meechie, I have
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the required medication
within my most hallowed
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of leather briefcases.
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Good.
It is time.
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It is time.
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Is it really time?
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It is time.
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[ Wailing continues ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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♪♪
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The curly-headed
psychic is ready!
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Make sure she's not lying!
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Remember what happened
la-a-a-st time!
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Get to work!
Get to work!
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Get to work!
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Oh, do shut up.
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♪♪
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I need some
of this fizzing, crackling,
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popping candy in this
most dank of all chambers.
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[ Crunching ]
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[ Candy popping ]
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♪♪
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Hello, Primetime,
Meechie, and Andre.
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Hello, Philip.
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How are the boys?
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The boys are having
a lovely dinner
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at Treats
From the Tandoor.
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♪♪
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Open the fizzog gate.
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Aah!
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A slipper must be
removed by a lady.
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A slipper must be
removed by a lady.
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The all-knowing toes
are officially exposed.
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The most cheesy of claws
will provide the answers.
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♪♪
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Speak, toes. Speak now.
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If you have anything to say,
now's the time to say it.
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[ Toes cracking ]
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Cabbage Fizzog sounds
delusciously creepy.
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[ Coughing ]
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He sounds creepy
and deluscious all right.
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I have a severe case
of the munchies, my good sir.
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Please, go to
the fridge and procure me
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a little something
to feast on.
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♪♪
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[ Water bubbling ]
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[ Screams ]
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Aah! Aah!
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♪♪
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It is time.
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Female voice:
Hello, this is Toe #10.
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Please, tell me
how we can help tonight.
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We must find the man
dubbed Cabbage Fizzog.
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He is turning fizzogs
green and ending lives
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with clouds
of cabbage fog.
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Where is he? Where is the killer
with the cabbage fizzog?
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I'm going to ask Toe #7.
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Toe #7,
where is Cabbage Fizzog?
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Cabbage, who? Sorry.
I've recently gone almost deaf.
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I cannot hear you.
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This is Toe #5.
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I think the question was,
where is Cabbage Fizzog?
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I'm Toe #6.
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I'm one of the two large toes.
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I know exactly where
Cabbage Fizzog is.
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This is Toe #2.
You're a damn liar.
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Actually, I'm not.
Yes, I've lied before --
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I do admit that --
but I'm not lying right now.
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Okay, everybody.
Pay attention to Toe #6.
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He's fooled us before, but
I instinctively trust him now.
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Thank you, Toe #8.
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Everybody listen to me.
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-Listen to Toe #6.
-I have a very dark vision.
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I see a bicycle,
but no ordinary bicycle.
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It has a chunky body
and is powered by an engine.
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Now, I think you mean
a motor bicycle.
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Yes. I also see a large
spherical green vegetable.
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I see layers of leaves.
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You're describing a cabbage,
I believe.
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Yes, a cabbage.
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Cabbage Fizzog is
on a motor bicycle.
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He rides the coastal road.
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He rides very slowly.
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He has no eyes.
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His fizzog is made of cabbage.
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He has a specific
target in mind.
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No, no!
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He's going to kill
your precious boys!
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[ Gasps ]
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Save your boys!
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Now!
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Go to them!
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[ Screams ]
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♪♪
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[ Siren wailing ]
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♪♪
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[ Tires screeching ]
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♪♪
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[ Engine shuts off ]
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It's Cabbage Fizzog.
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[ Inhales deeply, exhales ]
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[ Choking ]
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She always
did hate cabbage.
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[ Exhales ]
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[ Choking ]
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Now, Mungo!
Throw it now!
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Cabbage Fizzog has proven that
cabbages do indeed kill.
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I shall defeat cabbage
with cabbage.
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♪♪
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[ Thud ]
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♪♪
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ All grunting ]
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Aaah!
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Yah!
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Aah!
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[ Grunts ]
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♪♪
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Ah, we're putting the boot
into it!
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Waiter: And we have
shrimp-flavored peanuts.
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Now, may we help you?
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We would like one
extra-large
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special
blue-cheese fondue.
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We're celebrating.
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Shit, yeah.
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Sounds deluscious.
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Do we need something extra
special to dip into the cheese?
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Yes, I have just the thing --
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a deluscious cabbage.
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♪♪
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Aaaaah!
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Hey!
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I was just messing with ya.
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Isn't that obvious?
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Dame Edith Ezold,
you're a bartender
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at Treats From the Tandoor
now?
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Yes, I am!
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You know that for
a fa-a-a-a-a-a-ct,
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you damn shitski!
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Now watch this.
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♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb,
b-bomb, b-bomb ♪
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All: ♪ Bomb, bomb,
bomb, b-bomb, b-bomb ♪
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♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb,
b-bomb, b-bomb ♪
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♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb,
b-bomb, b-bomb ♪
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♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb,
b-bomb, b-bomb ♪
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♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb,
b-bomb, b-bomb ♪
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♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb,
b-bomb, b-bomb ♪
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♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb,
b-bomb, b-bomb ♪
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♪ Bomb, bomb, bomb,
b-bomb, b-bomb ♪
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