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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:02,730 [MAN GRUNTING] 2 00:00:02,810 --> 00:00:04,600 Oh, my back is killing me. 3 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:06,680 [WATER SLOSHING] 4 00:00:06,770 --> 00:00:08,270 I shouldn't have called you. 5 00:00:08,290 --> 00:00:11,320 [MAN GROANS] I could really use a massage. 6 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:12,820 [BRIDGE] We need to stop doing this. 7 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:14,470 - Oh, come on. - Okay? 8 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:18,150 Just a little rub, and don't ruin your friendship with me. 9 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:19,380 It could really help your career. 10 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,520 I mean, I mean, you know... 11 00:00:20,550 --> 00:00:22,060 [SIGHS] My dad died. 12 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:24,140 I need to move on from this perverted shit. 13 00:00:24,230 --> 00:00:26,300 Oh, that's terrible. I am sorry. 14 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,980 [SIGHS] 15 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:29,580 I don't know why I even care. 16 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,120 Got nice robes here. 17 00:00:31,140 --> 00:00:33,020 - He was gross. - [LAUGHS] 18 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,600 A true pervert. 19 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,770 Too bad we never met. 20 00:00:36,850 --> 00:00:39,020 - Exactly. - Yeah. 21 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:41,220 - You kind of remind me of him. - [LAUGHS] 22 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,020 [SCOFFS] I gotta move on. 23 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:45,420 I gotta find a nice boy and settle down. 24 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,770 That's what I should do. Okay? 25 00:00:47,850 --> 00:00:49,920 I'm never gonna let you go, Bridgette. 26 00:00:49,940 --> 00:00:51,359 [SIGHS] 27 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,460 Mm, basketball. 28 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:55,680 Oh, God, I started playing basketball 29 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,700 because he loved the Celtics. 30 00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:59,600 So sexy. 31 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,450 He would've thought so too. 32 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:02,480 I mean, I mean, I could 33 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:03,760 negotiate a better hotel room. 34 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:04,950 It's for the best. 35 00:01:04,980 --> 00:01:06,460 You wanna be famous, hmm? 36 00:01:06,490 --> 00:01:08,769 Couple of phone calls, that's all it takes. 37 00:01:08,770 --> 00:01:11,560 You have been saying that for years, and look where I am. 38 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,900 I'm much, much worse off. 39 00:01:13,930 --> 00:01:15,420 Come on, one last time. 40 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:16,680 Okay, fine. 41 00:01:16,770 --> 00:01:17,960 I'll keep my robe on. 42 00:01:17,980 --> 00:01:21,320 [MOANING SOFTLY] 43 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:23,680 [SOMBER MUSIC] 44 00:01:23,770 --> 00:01:25,520 Ow. 45 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,820 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 46 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,850 Ow. Ow. 47 00:01:28,930 --> 00:01:30,810 Ow, ow. Ow, wait. 48 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,219 Stop. Ow. It's burning. 49 00:01:32,220 --> 00:01:33,700 Ow! Ow. 50 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,180 Oh, ow. 51 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:37,640 Ow, fuck. 52 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,460 Ow. Ow. 53 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:42,350 ♪ If I knew you were coming, I'da baked a cake ♪ 54 00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:44,150 ♪ Baked a cake, baked a cake... ♪ 55 00:01:44,180 --> 00:01:45,770 Oh! 56 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,840 Hi, yeah. Uh, do you deliver milk? 57 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:49,200 [MAN] Yes, we do. How much do you need? 58 00:01:49,220 --> 00:01:50,490 Mm. I don't know, like... 59 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,440 enough to fill a bathtub? 60 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:53,560 [MAN] Okay. 61 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,600 Fifty gallons? 62 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,680 ♪ Had you dropped me a letter, I'da hired a band ♪ 63 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:01,100 ♪ Spread the welcome mat for you ♪ 64 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:03,810 ♪ Oh, I don't know where you came from ♪ 65 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,560 ♪ 'Cause I don't know where you've been ♪ 66 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,060 ♪ But it really doesn't matter ♪ 67 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,440 ♪ Grab a chair and fill your platter ♪ 68 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,279 ♪ And dig, dig, dig right in ♪ 69 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,290 [NARRATOR] SMILF. 70 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,730 ♪ If I knew you were coming ♪ 71 00:02:13,770 --> 00:02:15,020 ♪ I'da baked a cake... ♪ 72 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:16,430 [MAN] All right, just breathe. 73 00:02:16,450 --> 00:02:18,060 - [TATTOO MACHINE BUZZING] - Three, two, one. 74 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:20,900 [GROANS] Ow. Can I hold your hand? 75 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:22,000 Go for it. 76 00:02:22,020 --> 00:02:23,640 I mean your stub. 77 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:24,980 [POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 78 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,420 ♪ Distract yourself ♪ 79 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,140 ♪ Listen to me sing ♪ 80 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:32,440 ♪ I'll make you forget everything ♪ 81 00:02:32,470 --> 00:02:35,400 ♪ Bridgette Bird, removing her tattoo ♪ 82 00:02:35,420 --> 00:02:37,470 ♪ Starting a new chapter ♪ 83 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:40,430 ♪ Dum, dee-dee, doo ♪ 84 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,839 - Mm, okay, just stop, stop. - You got it. You got it. You got it. 85 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,810 Maybe you don't really want to get it covered up. 86 00:02:44,890 --> 00:02:46,520 It's pretty cute. 87 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,280 I do. I just don't want it to hurt so bad. 88 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,540 Well, change hurts. 89 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,040 Look, I got another client coming in, 90 00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:53,800 so why don't you think about it 91 00:02:53,820 --> 00:02:55,680 and we can get into it tonight 92 00:02:55,770 --> 00:02:57,600 when I take you out? 93 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,430 ♪ ♪ 94 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,730 What? 95 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:02,760 Take you out. 96 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,850 Um, that's nice of you, but I don't... 97 00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:06,890 I, uh, don't have a babysitter. 98 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,890 Why can't Rafi watch Larry? 99 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:11,680 He doesn't have shit to do. 100 00:03:11,770 --> 00:03:13,060 So you wanna go out with me? 101 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,560 [TATTOO MACHINE BUZZING] 102 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,560 Um... 103 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,000 - Sure. - Yeah. 104 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:21,730 Okay. But I don't kiss. 105 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:24,380 Um, I haven't been on any dates since my son was born, 106 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,320 so I'm very out of practice. 107 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,580 I might act very weird, 108 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,220 and I'm not gonna do any of that porn grooming stuff 109 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,260 that you might be used to. 110 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,800 Well, I don't hold hands, 111 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:33,140 so... 112 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:34,280 It's a date. 113 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,890 I'll get you my card. 114 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:38,060 - Okay. - [ELIZA] Yes, do that. 115 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,420 Hot stuff. 116 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:41,460 - You know what? - He's hot. 117 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:43,350 - This may be my fresh start. - W-why are you doing that? 118 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:44,440 I can move on from my dad 119 00:03:44,460 --> 00:03:46,540 and stop masturbating to Harvey. Oof. 120 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,900 I'm just happy that you're going on a date finally. 121 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,000 - You need it. - Can you watch Larry tonight? 122 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,850 Uh, no. 123 00:03:52,930 --> 00:03:54,439 Aren't you a little old for a tramp stamp? 124 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,220 First of all, it's not a tramp stamp. 125 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,310 It is a thigh tat. 126 00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:58,430 Ain't that right? 127 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,180 - Mm-hmm. - Thigh tat. 128 00:04:00,270 --> 00:04:01,420 Shit, I need to find a sitter. 129 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,580 Is that poop? 130 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,350 [ELIZA] It is. I should've got that tatted. 131 00:04:04,430 --> 00:04:06,180 Larry, look at the poop. 132 00:04:06,270 --> 00:04:08,390 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC] 133 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,980 Oh, God. 134 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:12,560 How am I gonna... 135 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,060 ♪ ♪ 136 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:18,730 You stupid-ass Range Rover. 137 00:04:18,810 --> 00:04:23,640 ♪ ♪ 138 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:29,280 How do you like that one, mister? 139 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:34,180 ♪ ♪ 140 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,720 Fuckin' parking. 141 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,000 Hey, Tutu. 142 00:04:48,980 --> 00:04:51,940 Some douchebag parked his Land Rover 143 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,640 right in my driveway. 144 00:04:53,730 --> 00:04:56,890 I had to park on the sidewalk like an asshole. 145 00:04:56,980 --> 00:05:00,770 Oh, my, God. I'm drenched in sweat! 146 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:03,560 I could be dying of heatstroke here! 147 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,040 I'm tellin' ya, they're ruining everything. 148 00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:08,230 Used to be a good place here, you know? 149 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:10,579 Southie was all about families. 150 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:12,440 Now it's just for yuppies. 151 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,640 Well, yuppies drive up real estate values, Tutu. 152 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:16,600 Well, why do I care about that? 153 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,920 I'm just saying, it's a good thing. You know what I mean? 154 00:05:18,940 --> 00:05:20,260 We got almost everything packed here anyway. 155 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:21,940 You're not gonna give away his coat. 156 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:23,520 That was his favorite jacket. 157 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,810 - You gonna wear this? - No, but you could. 158 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:27,080 It is not my style. 159 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:29,890 It's my style. I'll wear that. 160 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:31,850 - I'll take that. - Yeah, you go ahead, Jackie. 161 00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:33,560 - Really? - It's cute. 162 00:05:33,580 --> 00:05:35,300 I loved Joe. I'll think of him every time I wear it. 163 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:36,640 All right, it's yours. 164 00:05:36,730 --> 00:05:38,840 Go on in the kitchen. Your platter's in the fridge. 165 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:39,980 I'm sorry I have to take it back. 166 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,860 We got the chief of surgery and his wife coming for dinner, 167 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:43,270 and if the dishes don't match, trust me, 168 00:05:43,350 --> 00:05:44,520 he'll be the one that'll notice. 169 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:46,270 You know, Junior, my sister, 170 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:48,960 no matter what it is, if it's free, she wants it. 171 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,890 [CHUCKLES] Jack. 172 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:53,119 You're gonna have to throw out those sandwiches. 173 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,130 I think they're old. 174 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:55,390 Look, I found his, uh... 175 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,380 his little goody bag. 176 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,980 Your father was in a lot of pain. 177 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,640 This is all medicinal. 178 00:06:01,730 --> 00:06:03,980 Yeah, you know, he thought the gin and the vodka 179 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,060 was medicinal too. 180 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:07,430 Then we should all thank AA, huh? 181 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,800 - It's not easy being a parent. - [JOE JR.] Yeah, I know. 182 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:11,640 I got a couple kids Joe never saw. 183 00:06:11,690 --> 00:06:12,700 Could've come by. 184 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,120 If you would've come by, you would've known 185 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,960 - just how sick he actually was. - Okay. 186 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:17,180 Everybody grieves differently. 187 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,560 All right, yeah, I'm gonna grieve at work. 188 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:19,940 I'll see you, Jackie, okay? 189 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,200 - See ya. - Yeah, I got an overnight. 190 00:06:21,220 --> 00:06:23,060 See ya. Uh, bye, Tutu. All right. 191 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:24,640 - All right, you be careful, Joe. - Oh, yeah. 192 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:26,160 [JACKIE] Take care, Junior. 193 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:29,230 - What was that? - I don't know. 194 00:06:29,310 --> 00:06:30,660 He was angry. 195 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,039 You know, we didn't like to talk about this, Joe and I, 196 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:36,500 but Joe Jr., low IQ. 197 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:37,620 - Is that what it is? - Yes. 198 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,310 People with low IQs don't have a sense of humor. 199 00:06:39,390 --> 00:06:40,700 They think... they're not sure... 200 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:42,880 but the mother drank a little bit, you know, 201 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:44,980 - while she was pregnant. - I'd be angry. 202 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:46,730 Jack, what are you eating? 203 00:06:46,810 --> 00:06:48,250 - Carrot? - All the food in there, 204 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:49,600 and you choose a carrot? 205 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,310 I couldn't eat cake. There's so much tension in here. 206 00:06:52,390 --> 00:06:53,830 Well, we have something for tension. 207 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,100 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 208 00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:04,020 ♪ ♪ 209 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:05,980 - Hello. - There it is. 210 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:07,680 - What's up? - Chillin'. 211 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:09,460 - Where's Rafi? - Over there. 212 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:10,660 Yo, Raf! 213 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:12,040 - Raf! - What? 214 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,360 [CARLOS] The Bird landed. 215 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,659 You look good. 216 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:16,640 - I'm trying. - You are. 217 00:07:16,660 --> 00:07:17,880 - It's paying off. - All right. 218 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,430 - [BRIDGE] Hi. - Hey. 219 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:21,520 You guys are here early. 220 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,520 - Hey, buddy. - Yeah, I gotta go to Ally's early. 221 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:25,380 - Rivers is sick. - Hey, buddy. 222 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,560 Yeah, that's cool. 223 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,340 I'll leave him with Carlos. I'm in the middle of a session. 224 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,370 So I need you to watch Larry tonight 225 00:07:30,390 --> 00:07:31,580 'cause I have a date. [CLICKS TONGUE] 226 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:32,840 - Tonight? - Yeah. 227 00:07:32,850 --> 00:07:34,310 - I can't tonight. - Why not? 228 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,230 I planned this scavenger hunt for Nelson. 229 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:38,480 Like, I hid clues all around the neighborhood, 230 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,350 and it's gonna end with a romantic dinner. 231 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:42,280 It's gonna be so awesome, right, buddy? 232 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:43,360 Candles and everything. 233 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,020 You planned a scavenger hunt? 234 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,880 - Yeah. - Come on, just do that tomorrow. 235 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,020 - I can't do it tomorrow. - Rafi, 236 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,780 you're the only person I have to ask, 237 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:50,820 and I have a date tonight, 238 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,360 and it's, like, one time I'm asking you. 239 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:54,350 I know, Bridgette, but you can't just do this on a whim 240 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:56,520 all the time, whenever you feel like it. I have a schedule. 241 00:07:56,620 --> 00:07:58,390 What if this guy's my person? 242 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,340 - What? - Let's go. Come on. 243 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,770 What are you doing? 244 00:08:01,850 --> 00:08:03,500 - Bye. - You can't just take Larry. 245 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,800 - That's not fair. - Oh, you know what's not fair? 246 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:08,120 You owing me four years of child support, 247 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:09,980 and I'm keeping track of every single penny. 248 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,340 It's, like, $10 million. 249 00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:12,680 Ten million? Is that it? 250 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,640 - Ten million! - Have fun on your date. 251 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:15,980 Feel sorry for the guy. 252 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,010 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 253 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:18,930 Well, I feel like I just met Larry's new daddy. 254 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,320 - Oh, you did? - Yeah. 255 00:08:20,340 --> 00:08:21,430 - Really? - Yeah. 256 00:08:21,450 --> 00:08:23,760 Well, how about I find Larry a new mama? 257 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:25,600 Ow. 258 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:26,980 - Go. - I'm trying. 259 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,810 You act like you never smoked pot before. Come on. 260 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,900 I smoked pot before, just not, like, from this thing. 261 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,100 [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 262 00:08:32,180 --> 00:08:34,640 Here you go. [COUGHS] 263 00:08:36,060 --> 00:08:37,680 No, thank you. 264 00:08:37,770 --> 00:08:38,880 Who is it? 265 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,079 My beautiful daughter. 266 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,080 I'm not interested. 267 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,430 Since when do you smoke pot? 268 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,790 Well, you know what? I was, uh, diagnosed... 269 00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:46,980 well, I was self-diagnosed... a few years ago. 270 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,140 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. I read a lot of books. 271 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:50,390 I watched a lot of docs. 272 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,810 And I have, I'm pretty sure, 273 00:08:52,890 --> 00:08:56,020 ADHD, ADD, 274 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:59,230 I could have a little bit oppositional defiant disorder. 275 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:00,680 You know, sometimes I get mad. 276 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:02,450 - Mm-hmm. - I have PTSD. 277 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:03,960 You know why. And, uh, 278 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,180 I also have restless leg syndrome. 279 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,140 I do, and cannabis is very helpful for that. 280 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,420 - You know what's not helpful? - What? 281 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,950 That Joe Jr. being an asshole. 282 00:09:11,980 --> 00:09:14,310 - Thank God you said that, Jack. - Yeah. 283 00:09:14,390 --> 00:09:15,730 Yeah. I was feeling that whole time... 284 00:09:15,790 --> 00:09:16,809 - I don't like that. - Till you showed up. 285 00:09:16,810 --> 00:09:17,980 He was being such a bastard. 286 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,420 Yeah, how you two handling the house? 287 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:20,520 What? 288 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,059 Handling the house together, 289 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:23,850 you two, now that it's left... 290 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:25,480 I'm not handling the house. I'm living in the house. 291 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:26,680 That's how we're handling it. 292 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,600 I think you could make a lot of money on the house. 293 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:29,839 - You too? - I don't know why you want 294 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,560 to stay here. You could get out of this shithole. 295 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,979 - You could retire someplace nice. - Retire? 296 00:09:33,980 --> 00:09:35,420 - Yeah, retire. - Oh, come on. 297 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,019 - Come on, Jackie. - You come on. 298 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:38,280 There's no place in the world 299 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,940 more beautiful to me than Southie. 300 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,060 Oh, not anymore. 301 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,680 I can think of a few other places. 302 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,700 - Like where? - Anywhere. Anywhere. 303 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,860 You can't think of one good thing, Jack, 304 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,240 from living here? Come on. 305 00:09:48,260 --> 00:09:51,640 Just one thing, from this neighborhood we grew up in. 306 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:53,380 The scanner. 307 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,600 Dad's scanner. 308 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,619 [MUFFLED] Grandpa, this is Squad 51. 309 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:57,920 Right? 310 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,880 Adam 12, seen a man on a... 311 00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:02,280 You know what? Joe had a scanner. 312 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:05,200 I think I saw it when they were putting in the b... 313 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:07,980 I think Joe Jr. put it in one of those boxes. 314 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:10,740 - Joe put Joe's scanner in this box. - Don't kid me like that. 315 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:13,680 [TRANQUIL HIP-HOP MUSIC] 316 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:17,150 - _ - ♪ ♪ 317 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,700 _ 318 00:10:18,770 --> 00:10:20,140 [IDA] Hey, Chloe, girl. 319 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:22,139 Hey, Chloe, are you old enough to babysit? 320 00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:24,770 Hi, Larry. I can't. I have a date tonight. 321 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,770 - [GROANS] - Hi. 322 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:29,140 I do too. 323 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:32,500 Or maybe I don't, 'cause I can't find a babysitter. 324 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,920 Wanna see a picture? 325 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:35,350 Yeah, sure. 326 00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:37,680 - See? - Mm. He's cute. 327 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:39,640 Cuter than I normally like them. 328 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,060 Rafi's pretty attractive. 329 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,100 - Ew. - Sorry. 330 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,060 And look, he does all that volunteer work. 331 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:46,850 I don't do any of that stuff. 332 00:10:46,930 --> 00:10:49,470 I-I mean, you-you tutor us. 333 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:50,960 Yeah, 'cause I get paid to be here. 334 00:10:50,980 --> 00:10:52,640 I mean, I guess that's true. 335 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,930 [SIGHS] 336 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,930 Do you think the one-arm thing's weird? 337 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,770 Oh, I didn't... I didn't even notice. 338 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,060 Yeah, you can b... it's barely noticeable. 339 00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:01,640 - Yeah. - Oh, I'm just freaking out. 340 00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:04,620 I really need to find a nice guy and settle down, 341 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,100 but I hate dating. 342 00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:08,380 Well, how do you ever get a boyfriend if you don't date? 343 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,350 Because, Rivers, 344 00:11:10,430 --> 00:11:12,450 boys just hang around long enough 345 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,560 and suddenly they become my boyfriend. 346 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,050 Just take the pressure off yourself. 347 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,430 - You're gonna be great. - Okay. Thank you. 348 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,020 Can you ask my mom if I can have her new iTunes password? 349 00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:23,540 [SIGHS] Fine, but you have to do some homework. 350 00:11:23,630 --> 00:11:25,130 Okay. I'll do this one. 351 00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:26,330 - Can you watch him? - Yeah. 352 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:28,130 I'll be right back. 353 00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:29,830 Okay. 354 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,710 Hey, Ally. 355 00:11:31,790 --> 00:11:33,630 Rivers is still a little sick, 356 00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:37,200 so he wanted me to ask you for your iTunes password. 357 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:38,540 Hi. Knock, knock. 358 00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:39,920 Is that okay? 359 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,760 Is this a bad time? I can come back. 360 00:11:45,420 --> 00:11:48,000 Oh, Bridge. 361 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,960 Oh, Ally. 362 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,750 I think I have Lyme disease. 363 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:52,790 What? 364 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,420 Today's my birthday. 365 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,540 Happy birthday. What are you doing tonight? 366 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:57,960 Are you... are you celebrating? 367 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,280 Why? You wanna have dinner? 368 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:02,170 - Oh... me? - Oh, my God. That would be amazing. 369 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,830 Let's totally have dinner. 370 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,880 - Oh, that would be so fun. - I can't. I can't tonight. 371 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,000 I'm actually supposed to have a date, 372 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,710 but no one can watch Larry. 373 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,790 Oh. Elsie can stay with him. 374 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,220 Yeah, Elsie will do it. 375 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:15,420 Just come to dinner with me, and then go on your date. 376 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,920 - Oh... - Elsie! 377 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,140 - Really? - Yeah. 378 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:20,190 - She won't care? - Oh, no, she won't care. 379 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:21,580 She doesn't have anything else to do. 380 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:23,960 - She can do it. - Okay. 381 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,220 And then I'll go see Hank. 382 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,579 - So much fun! - Great. 383 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,920 Where do you wanna go? 384 00:12:28,950 --> 00:12:31,800 - [GASPS] Let's do Chinese. - I love Chinese. 385 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:34,130 - Kung pao chicken. - Chicken. 386 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,480 Bridge, you would've told me 387 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,940 if you knew about Mr. Daddy, right? 388 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,040 Yeah. I didn't know. 389 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,750 - I would've told you. - I know. 390 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,220 I'm Team Ally. 391 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,290 Can you please take my, um... 392 00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:50,790 my riding stuff to the cleaners for me? 393 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,780 Um... 394 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,880 Not the boots. The boots get lost. 395 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,130 Just the clothes part. 396 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,260 Oh, yeah. You know... 397 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,350 I'm actually just gonna give these to Elsie, 398 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,880 but, um, can Rivers have your password? 399 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,540 Don't give anything to Rivers. 400 00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:07,830 - Seriously. - Okay. 401 00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:08,960 - Nothing at all. - Nothing. 402 00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:11,420 - Happy birthday! - Thanks. 403 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,330 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 404 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:15,380 ♪ ♪ 405 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:16,790 [SNIFFS] 406 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,960 Mmm. 407 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,380 [MUFFLED CHATTER OVER SCANNER] 408 00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:23,000 I mean, was this always so boring? 409 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,380 [MAN OVER SCANNER] We got a 99 in Mattapan. 410 00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:25,480 What's that one, Jack? 411 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,300 - A hostage. - Hmm. 412 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,670 Or a holdup. 413 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,130 [MAN] Suspect is armed and dangerous. 414 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,540 Oh, turn it off. 415 00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,300 We know how this ends. 416 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,710 What about mus... you wanna listen to the music? 417 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,040 Yeah, you can put on the radio. 418 00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:39,639 Radio. 419 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,580 ♪ How's it gonna be... ♪ 420 00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:44,000 - I know this one. - No, you don't. 421 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,580 Oh, I love this song. 422 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,700 What? This station sucks. 423 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,839 - Jackie, this is a good song. - Come on. You don't even know 424 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:50,979 the name of the band or the song. 425 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:52,640 I'm Shazaming it. 426 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:55,420 - Something... - Here it goes. It's listening. 427 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,040 [HUMMING] 428 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,140 - Ah! Third Eye Blind. - Third Eye Blind. 429 00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:01,620 - "How's It Going To Be." - What's a third eye? 430 00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:02,960 I don't know. 431 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,290 It's really... I thought maybe downtown. 432 00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:07,880 - Snake eye? - I'm not sure. 433 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,040 ♪ I wanna taste the salt... ♪ 434 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:12,710 ♪ Salt of your skin ♪ 435 00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:15,100 Go, go, Coll. Go, Coll. 436 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:19,380 ♪ Till the end ♪ 437 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:24,210 ♪ How's it gonna be ♪ 438 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,170 ♪ When you don't know me ♪ 439 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,540 Whee! 440 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:29,540 ♪ Anymore ♪ 441 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,130 [LAUGHS] 442 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:34,330 ♪ How's it gonna be ♪ 443 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,630 ♪ How's it gonna be ♪ 444 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,880 [MUSIC STOPS] 445 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,330 What's the matter, Coll? 446 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:44,670 [SIGHS] 447 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,080 He drowned in soup, Jack. 448 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,740 I'm never gonna forgive myself. 449 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,600 Why don't you come to-to the Vineyard 450 00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:54,640 with me this summer? 451 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:59,170 - I have to take care of Larry. - Bring him. 452 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,040 Come on, it'd be nice for you to get out. 453 00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:02,630 You know how nice the island is in the summer. 454 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:04,580 Come on. It's a great place for kids. 455 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:05,790 Yeah. 456 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,420 I'm kind of cold. 457 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,880 - Is that good? - Yeah. 458 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,200 [SNIFFLES] 459 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:30,000 [GENTLE FOLK MUSIC] 460 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,460 [JACKIE SIGHS] 461 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,170 ♪ ♪ 462 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:34,600 [LARRY LAUGHS] 463 00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:37,000 Try to get me. I'm in your cave. 464 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,170 - [SIGHS] - [LARRY LAUGHS] 465 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,000 [BRIDGE] You think he's cute? 466 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,000 He's really beautiful. 467 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,400 Beautiful? Jesus Christ. 468 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,660 [GIGGLES] 469 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,040 All right. That's enough. 470 00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:51,830 Okay, it's time to go to bed. 471 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,880 - Why? - 'Cause it's your bedtime. 472 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,380 Did you brush your teeth? 473 00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:57,319 Uh, no. Come on. 474 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,790 - [WATER RUNNING] - ♪ Whoo ♪ 475 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:03,790 ♪ Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ♪ 476 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,420 ♪ Whoo ♪ 477 00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:07,460 Oh, shit, shit. 478 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:08,670 Fuck. 479 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:12,250 ♪ ♪ 480 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:13,880 - Hi. - Hi. 481 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,400 - Come on in. - Hello. 482 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:16,920 Hi. Wow. 483 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,440 You look so much better when you're not working. 484 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,079 - Yep. - [LAUGHTER] 485 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,960 - Wow. - So this is my sister. 486 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,060 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 487 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,420 - I'm Bridgette. - So how long you going to be? 488 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:27,760 Oh, not long. 489 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,480 Just, like, a normal date length of a night. 490 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,380 Okay, so two hours? 491 00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:33,600 Yeah, three hours tops. 492 00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:34,940 So you're welcome to anything. 493 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,400 You can have any food. You can have any drink. 494 00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:38,959 If you need Wi-Fi, you can sit on the windowsill, 495 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,500 and it's Lupus69. Here, let me write it down. 496 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,170 Lupus69 might be the password. 497 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:47,460 And if Larry wakes up... 498 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,330 he shouldn't; he's a really deep sleeper... but you just... 499 00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:51,560 - Do you have kids? - [ELSIE] Mm-hmm. 500 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,330 - Okay, so you know what to do. - Yeah, we'll be fine. 501 00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:55,900 - Are you married? - [ELSIE] I am. 502 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,080 To the father of your kids? 503 00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:58,330 Yes. 504 00:16:58,420 --> 00:16:59,630 Yeah, I'm gonna settle down too. 505 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,080 It'll be really great for Larry and me. 506 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:03,210 How did you know he was the one? 507 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,340 We went on a lot of dates. 508 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:06,670 Oh. 509 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,080 Hmm. 510 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:09,830 Am I wearing too much makeup? 511 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,180 Be honest. 512 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:12,760 - [ELSIE] You look good. - Okay. 513 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,100 Okay. I'm gonna finish getting ready. 514 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,700 - Okay. - Make yourselves at home. 515 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,750 [NATALIA LAFOURCADE'S "NUNCA ES SUFICIENTE" PLAYING] 516 00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:25,710 ♪ ♪ 517 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,720 Do you have a mistress? 518 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,420 [GRUFFLY] No. 519 00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:51,480 Do you have a mistress? 520 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,620 No. 521 00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:55,080 I already know. I just wanna hear you say it. 522 00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,760 Are you cheating on me? 523 00:17:58,350 --> 00:17:59,520 No. 524 00:17:59,540 --> 00:18:01,060 But, Bridgette, he is cheating. 525 00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:02,100 Why do you keep saying no? 526 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,260 Because he's gonna make you work for it, okay? 527 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,499 I'm trying to make this believable. 528 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,519 [SIGHS] 529 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,120 Oh, God, should we get the check? 530 00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:09,380 Oh, that's so sweet of you 531 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,800 - to treat... - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 532 00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:12,750 ... but I actually think they're still bringing dessert. 533 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,790 - _ - Dessert? 534 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,740 You seem really on edge. Are you okay? 535 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,290 I do? 536 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,100 Uh, yeah, I guess I am. 537 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,960 I'm just really nervous about my date. I don't know why. 538 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,750 Oh, you know what? I just got a great idea. 539 00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:26,160 You wanna do Xanax? 540 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,790 - I'd love to do Xanax. - Oh, great. 541 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,000 You know, if you chew it... 542 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,580 Chew it? That sounds terrible. 543 00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:33,330 Yeah, it gets into your blood system faster. 544 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,710 I'm gonna put it... I'm gonna put it in my green tea. 545 00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:38,580 [TENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 546 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:42,630 ♪ ♪ 547 00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:46,080 - [BRIDGE] Ooh, I love Xanax. - [ALLY] Me too. 548 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:48,670 This is gonna help. I'm really a lot more relaxed now. 549 00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:49,960 Okay, let's try again. 550 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,960 Fine, but really ask me. 551 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,880 ♪ ♪ 552 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,520 My darling... 553 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,500 are you cheating on me? 554 00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:01,920 Yes. 555 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,780 I mean, I knew. 556 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,400 I've known. I've known for so long. 557 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,380 I can't believe it. I knew. 558 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:11,540 - You asshole. - Ow! 559 00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:15,340 How could you? 560 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,460 I'm sorry. 561 00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:20,330 I didn't realize it was gonna feel so bad. 562 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:23,210 It's all right. It's okay. It's okay. 563 00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:25,540 Hey, you're still alive. 564 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,380 I don't wanna be alive. 565 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,460 No. 566 00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:33,560 [SIGHS] 567 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:36,580 This is going to be very hard for me to say, 568 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,900 but I'm just going to come out and say it. 569 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,630 Okay, you wanna rehearse again? 570 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:42,520 Okay, hang on. Let me get into character. 571 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,710 You're fired. 572 00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,860 - Wait, what? - I'm sorry, Bridge. 573 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,420 You didn't come to work yesterday. 574 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,250 Because I had a rash. 575 00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:53,040 I had to soak in milk all day. 576 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:55,360 But my kids need you, Bridge. 577 00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:57,630 They need a tutor, and... 578 00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:00,460 now with all this mess with Mr. Daddy, 579 00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:02,630 I can't have another woman in the house. 580 00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:04,160 What about Elsie and Ida? 581 00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:06,460 They don't count, Bridge. 582 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,580 And anyway, this has been a long time coming. 583 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:11,060 You're gonna go get something else, something great. 584 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,300 You don't wanna be a tutor for the rest of your life. 585 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,540 Just, um, I just, uh... 586 00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:17,580 you know, I really need this. 587 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,500 I'm trying to get my life on track. 588 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,880 You will. 589 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,500 And we're still gonna have our fun girls' dinners, 590 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:27,000 just like tonight. 591 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,130 Okay. 592 00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:29,840 And if you ever need anything, 593 00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:32,320 anything at all, you just call me. 594 00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,200 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 595 00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:36,330 Oh, I hate this stuff. 596 00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:39,060 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 597 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:43,170 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 598 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,420 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 599 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,440 [APPLAUSE] 600 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:12,170 Okay. Oh, gosh. 601 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,740 - [WOMAN] Okay. - Shoo, shoo, shoo. 602 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,820 - [WOMAN] Thank you. - [ALLY LAUGHS] 603 00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:17,880 - Oh, gosh. - [MAN] How we doing here? 604 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:22,170 Hi, um, can I have another tequila and some dumplings 605 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,520 and throw in a Pad Thai 606 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,960 or whatever the Chinese version of that is? 607 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,160 Right away. 608 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,330 [BROODING VIOLIN MUSIC] 609 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:35,040 ♪ ♪ 610 00:21:35,130 --> 00:21:37,680 [GASPS SOFTLY] 611 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,960 ["HOW'S IT GOING TO BE" PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES] 612 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,580 ♪ How's it gonna be ♪ 613 00:21:41,670 --> 00:21:43,960 [WHISPERING] How's it gonna be? 614 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,580 [HORN HONKS] 615 00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:46,880 [SIGHS] 616 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,960 ♪ ♪ 617 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:53,460 [FAINT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER] 618 00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:55,620 ♪ How's it gonna be ♪ 619 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,540 ♪ When you found out there was nothing ♪ 620 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,980 Whoa! 621 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:01,920 - ♪ Between you and me ♪ - Oh, I'm okay. I'm okay. 622 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,830 ♪ 'Cause I don't care ♪ 623 00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:06,380 ♪ How's it gonna be ♪ 624 00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:11,250 ♪ ♪ 625 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:15,580 ♪ How's it gonna be ♪ 626 00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:19,250 ♪ When you don't know me ♪ 627 00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:23,080 ♪ Anymore ♪ 628 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:27,630 ♪ How's it gonna be ♪ 629 00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:29,360 ♪ ♪ 630 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,830 ♪ Wanna get myself back in again ♪ 631 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,140 [GRUNTS] 632 00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:35,920 ♪ The soft dive of oblivion ♪ 633 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,040 Nothing? 634 00:22:37,170 --> 00:22:39,330 ♪ ♪ 635 00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,160 [YELLS] 636 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:46,130 ♪ I wanna taste the salt of your skin ♪ 637 00:22:46,170 --> 00:22:50,830 ♪ The soft dive of oblivion ♪ 638 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,670 ♪ Oblivion ♪ 639 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:57,130 ♪ How's it gonna be ♪ 640 00:22:57,170 --> 00:22:59,420 ♪ How's it gonna be ♪ 641 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,540 Welcome to the neighborhood... 642 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,380 asshole. 643 00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:05,120 ♪ How's it gonna be ♪ 644 00:23:05,130 --> 00:23:06,460 ♪ ♪ 645 00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:08,250 - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] - Mm. 646 00:23:08,330 --> 00:23:11,000 ♪ ♪ 647 00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:14,960 _ 648 00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:23,129 _ 649 00:23:23,130 --> 00:23:24,460 Here. 650 00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:26,600 - It's a lot of Chinese food. - Thank you. 651 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,179 - You're welcome. - Thank you. 652 00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:29,200 It's, like, lo mein 653 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:31,040 and spring rolls. 654 00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:35,020 - It looks good. - Mmm. 655 00:23:35,170 --> 00:23:38,130 [SOFT MUSIC] 656 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:39,580 ♪ ♪ 657 00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:41,630 God bless. 658 00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:46,630 ♪ ♪ 659 00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:53,240 Abortion. 660 00:23:54,670 --> 00:23:57,040 [ECHOING] Abortion! 661 00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:00,080 [SIGHS] 662 00:24:00,210 --> 00:24:05,080 ♪ ♪ 663 00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:15,880 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 664 00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:17,290 [SLURPING] 665 00:24:17,380 --> 00:24:21,080 ♪ ♪ 666 00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:22,670 [SIGHS] 667 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,290 I thought I was gonna be so good. 668 00:24:28,790 --> 00:24:31,500 [SIGHS] You know? 669 00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:36,740 I was gonna move to New York... 670 00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:39,380 or L.A., even. 671 00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:41,760 Just get out of here. 672 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,290 I'm really worried about the future for my kid. 673 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,880 My future, too, I guess. 674 00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:01,220 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 675 00:25:02,790 --> 00:25:04,960 Is this what praying feels like? 676 00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:10,920 [SIGHS] 677 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,080 I kind of like it. 678 00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:18,640 You know, you really got the short end of the stick. 679 00:25:18,670 --> 00:25:20,670 You know that, right? 680 00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:23,860 You had to be a mom, and you didn't even get to have sex. 681 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,260 I mean, what do I know? 682 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,460 It's not like I'm reading your diaries. 683 00:25:27,540 --> 00:25:29,420 It's not like you wrote any diaries. 684 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,960 Someone else wrote your diary. 685 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:35,580 [WHISPERING] Someone else wrote your diary. 686 00:25:35,670 --> 00:25:38,320 That is so fucked up. 687 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,130 Do you even wanna be up here? 688 00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:42,630 I can get you out. 689 00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:45,540 You wanna go home? 690 00:25:45,570 --> 00:25:46,960 They really got you... 691 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,800 got you on pretty tight, huh? 692 00:25:48,820 --> 00:25:52,559 ♪ True love will find you in the end ♪ 693 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,380 Oh! Okay, let's go. Come on. 694 00:25:55,460 --> 00:25:57,210 ♪ ♪ 695 00:25:57,290 --> 00:25:58,999 - ♪ You'll find out ♪ - We're free! 696 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,210 ♪ Just who is your friend ♪ 697 00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:02,380 [HORN HONKS] 698 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,790 Waze always fucks you. 699 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,460 [HORN HONKING] 700 00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:06,790 ♪ Don't be sad... ♪ 701 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,460 Oh, shit. 702 00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:11,200 A very, very bad idea. 703 00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:13,040 [HORN HONKING] 704 00:26:13,130 --> 00:26:15,080 Oh. Are you okay? 705 00:26:15,170 --> 00:26:17,000 Jesus. 706 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,420 It's okay. I'll fix you right up. 707 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,670 Fix you. 708 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:23,580 Let me just text Rafi. 709 00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:24,850 - [HORN HONKS] - Okay, just... 710 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,140 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 711 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:29,799 ♪ This is a promise with a catch ♪ 712 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,620 - _ - [GROANS] 713 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:37,460 ♪ ♪ 714 00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:41,460 - _ - ♪ But don't give up until ♪ 715 00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:46,040 ♪ True love will find you in the end ♪ 716 00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:48,960 ♪ ♪ 717 00:26:49,130 --> 00:26:51,290 - [BRIDGE] Pet the kitty. - Seriously? 718 00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:52,920 - Pet it! - [LAUGHS] 719 00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:56,040 Pet the kitty. 720 00:26:56,130 --> 00:26:58,760 - Pet the kitty. [LAUGHS] - Yay, we're still alive. 721 00:26:58,780 --> 00:27:00,300 Pet the kitty. 722 00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:02,500 Thank you. 723 00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:05,000 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 724 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:20,080 We should have a set schedule for Larry. 725 00:27:20,170 --> 00:27:21,400 For real? 726 00:27:23,130 --> 00:27:26,130 Like, Friday to Monday? 727 00:27:26,210 --> 00:27:28,980 Yeah, that would be perfect. 728 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,080 It'll be hard for me to be without him. 729 00:27:32,170 --> 00:27:33,380 [EXHALES] 730 00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:35,620 It'll be good, B. I promise. 731 00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:38,130 Thank you. 732 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:40,880 Thank you. 733 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,290 Put on some music. 734 00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:53,500 [INARA GEORGE'S "YOUNG ADULT" PLAYING ON RADIO] 735 00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:58,749 ♪ ♪ 736 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:02,790 ♪ I was the daughter of my father ♪ 737 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,750 ♪ I was the color of a half-lit moon ♪ 738 00:28:05,830 --> 00:28:07,800 ♪ Riding down Sunset ♪ 739 00:28:07,830 --> 00:28:09,999 ♪ Making records at night ♪ 740 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,960 ♪ There's a calling in my gut ♪ 741 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,290 ♪ And I have to just follow it ♪ 742 00:28:15,380 --> 00:28:16,790 What is this? 743 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,140 It's, uh, a song that Nelson likes. 744 00:28:19,420 --> 00:28:21,380 Uh, I think it's a song that you like. 745 00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:23,170 [LAUGHS] 746 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,999 ♪ Where is the line ♪ 747 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,350 ♪ Between all this joy and all this ♪ 748 00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:31,210 ♪ Sorrow ♪ 749 00:28:31,290 --> 00:28:32,660 ♪ Who do you know ♪ 750 00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:35,040 ♪ It helps you get from here to there ♪ 751 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:38,700 ♪ To tomorrow ♪ 752 00:28:38,780 --> 00:28:42,239 ♪ What do I know, what do I know ♪ 753 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,639 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 754 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,460 ♪ I know that I want to see ♪ 755 00:28:46,540 --> 00:28:49,210 ♪ Where this thing will go ♪ 756 00:28:49,290 --> 00:28:56,130 ♪ ♪ 51191

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