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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,980 --> 00:00:41,808 You ever spend a week driving cross-country in an '82 Jeep with bald tires, 2 00:00:42,012 --> 00:00:44,274 bad shocks... and worst of all, no air-conditioning. 3 00:00:45,272 --> 00:00:48,318 Ordinarily that would suck. Especially during a heat wave. 4 00:00:49,623 --> 00:00:51,578 But when you're with someone like Julia. 5 00:00:52,013 --> 00:00:53,579 Oh, sorry honey. 6 00:00:54,058 --> 00:00:58,754 Those things don't matter. Even if your butt-cheeks are stuck to the seat. 7 00:01:00,058 --> 00:01:04,278 Anyway, 4 years ago we arrived in L.A. With a U-Haul full of stuffand 8 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,932 my head full of plans. 9 00:01:07,106 --> 00:01:12,063 First... Live together, in harmoniously, mutually fulfilling bliss. 10 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:18,063 Second... Become admired and revered in the high-powered world of entertainment law. 11 00:01:18,890 --> 00:01:21,631 Third. Make a ton of money. 12 00:01:22,892 --> 00:01:25,370 It all seemed perfectly do-able. 13 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,894 Hey, slow down! 14 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,248 What's that sound? 15 00:02:12,948 --> 00:02:18,166 Well that's convenient, if we're in a rush, freeway's right there. 16 00:02:21,606 --> 00:02:23,998 Look Terri said it was the best she could find on such short notice. 17 00:02:24,823 --> 00:02:27,076 Well it is a month to month. 18 00:02:28,779 --> 00:02:30,673 Close your eyes. 19 00:02:31,065 --> 00:02:32,892 Go ahead. 20 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,804 Sounds like a waterfall at sunset. 21 00:02:36,675 --> 00:02:40,024 Or whales, humping. 22 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:54,774 What do you say we christen this place properly. 23 00:02:57,255 --> 00:02:59,385 How about the kitchen counter? 24 00:03:04,799 --> 00:03:08,778 - Cat got your tongue? - Well I hope not for your sake. 25 00:03:11,519 --> 00:03:13,518 Not that I want to stop right now. 26 00:03:13,736 --> 00:03:16,911 But I'd thought you�d like to know how we wound up here at Chez Flamingo. 27 00:03:18,389 --> 00:03:22,042 We met while I was finishing law school, and she was graduating college. 28 00:03:23,401 --> 00:03:26,800 Man, I remember that dress. Pink flowers... 29 00:03:27,527 --> 00:03:29,320 I wish I was a bumblebee right now. 30 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,826 Okay, I'll talk to you Sunday. Say goodbye to mom for me. 31 00:03:30,946 --> 00:03:32,480 Oh yeah, take a picture pal! 32 00:03:38,346 --> 00:03:42,575 The short guy is my roommate, Danny. Believe it or not, he's now a CEO. 33 00:03:44,570 --> 00:03:45,938 Excuse me... 34 00:03:47,154 --> 00:03:48,702 Sorry. 35 00:03:49,916 --> 00:03:52,138 Wow, it looks like you really worked on that. 36 00:03:53,212 --> 00:03:55,006 Didn't stop you from moving it. 37 00:03:58,878 --> 00:04:01,052 How much you want for the fridge? 38 00:04:03,184 --> 00:04:06,576 Don't even think about it, she's been going out with Trey Reynolds for like, a year. 39 00:04:06,887 --> 00:04:09,272 I don't know. She was smiling at me. 40 00:04:09,446 --> 00:04:12,663 - Believe me, she was in my marketing class last year. - Really? 41 00:04:13,189 --> 00:04:15,814 Come on, she wouldn't even know who I am. Let me tell you something... 42 00:04:15,934 --> 00:04:17,915 ...the only shot you have of getting that girl, 43 00:04:18,035 --> 00:04:21,322 is if she were to hit her head, wake up, and think you were her boyfriend. 44 00:04:36,766 --> 00:04:39,062 Man, she's still not home. 45 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:44,021 This girl's hard to find. I circled the quad 3 times today, trying to bump into her. 46 00:04:44,412 --> 00:04:46,803 Why don't you circle the library, she's there now. 47 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:49,195 Native to the dwindling rain forests... 48 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:54,805 ...of South east Asia, Gibbons are considered to be among the world�s greatest acrobats. 49 00:04:59,093 --> 00:05:00,919 What do you think? Obsession, or Contradiction? 50 00:05:02,372 --> 00:05:03,982 What are you, sixteen? 51 00:05:04,487 --> 00:05:09,070 Yeah this from a guy who eats Captain Crunch Berries 4 times a day. Contradiction. 52 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:12,244 They have the ability to swing from tree to tree, 53 00:05:12,287 --> 00:05:14,635 50 feet apart with speeds up to 35miles per hour. 54 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,681 Don't you have a final? 55 00:05:52,882 --> 00:05:53,385 Hey... 56 00:05:53,970 --> 00:05:56,472 You're the one selling the refrigerator. 57 00:05:57,164 --> 00:06:00,083 Oh yeah, the sign poacher. 58 00:06:01,938 --> 00:06:04,561 - I'm Drew. - Hi Drew. 59 00:06:06,996 --> 00:06:10,866 - Marketing Major, right? - Communications. 60 00:06:12,389 --> 00:06:14,389 That was my second guess. 61 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:22,086 I was just going to go take a little break. 62 00:06:22,718 --> 00:06:25,390 You want a coffee or muffin? 63 00:06:28,801 --> 00:06:30,263 I really need to finish this. 64 00:06:42,124 --> 00:06:43,788 How about having dinner with me Thursday night? 65 00:06:46,245 --> 00:06:48,838 You just fly right in there, don't ya'? 66 00:06:51,977 --> 00:06:53,791 Look, I have a boyfriend. 67 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:57,878 Tell him to bring someone, we can double. 68 00:07:03,749 --> 00:07:05,880 And the Whippoorwill tends to her young. 69 00:07:08,787 --> 00:07:10,338 - How'd it go? - It didn't. 70 00:07:10,939 --> 00:07:12,666 Should have used the Obsession. 71 00:07:14,579 --> 00:07:16,581 I don't want to say I told you so. 72 00:07:17,630 --> 00:07:21,211 Okay, fuck... I do want to say I told you so. I told you so! 73 00:07:26,278 --> 00:07:28,429 - Yeah, hi, I'd like to order something to go. - What are you getting? 74 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,322 Nothing for you. I'm going back. 75 00:07:32,901 --> 00:07:34,727 You like that punishment don't you? 76 00:07:42,345 --> 00:07:44,891 I left Danny with his monkey and forged ahead. 77 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:48,897 I figured out of all the signs posted on that bulletin board... 78 00:07:49,508 --> 00:07:51,806 ...there had to be a reason why I covered up hers. 79 00:07:52,807 --> 00:07:55,171 Hey, maybe our signs were a sign? 80 00:08:00,433 --> 00:08:03,835 I was sitting in my room... ...and I hear this voice whisper... 81 00:08:04,949 --> 00:08:05,985 Picnic. 82 00:08:06,574 --> 00:08:10,668 So then I'm thinking, well if I can't get her to come to dinner with me... 83 00:08:10,788 --> 00:08:13,072 ...then I'm just going to have to bring dinner to her. 84 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:22,466 - I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to have food... - Oh I'm positive we're not allowed. 85 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,410 Well I hope you brought enough for everybody. 86 00:08:37,237 --> 00:08:38,794 Let's start over. 87 00:08:41,276 --> 00:08:42,426 I'm Drew. 88 00:08:44,921 --> 00:08:45,732 Julia. 89 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:56,605 - And you? - My sister Terri works for this law firm in L.A. 90 00:08:57,628 --> 00:08:59,584 She got me this job there while I study for the Bar. 91 00:09:00,759 --> 00:09:04,151 - When do you start? - 2 weeks after graduation. 92 00:09:08,194 --> 00:09:11,412 How come in tennis, "Iove" means nothing. 93 00:09:11,890 --> 00:09:16,195 Why are the first 2 points worth 15 and the third point is only worth 10? 94 00:09:22,517 --> 00:09:24,154 I should get back. 95 00:09:25,807 --> 00:09:27,112 Okay. 96 00:09:28,286 --> 00:09:30,851 So what do you say we do this again Thursday night? 97 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:34,853 - You are very persistent. - I just know what I want. 98 00:09:36,339 --> 00:09:38,393 - Pick you up at 7? - I really can't. 99 00:09:38,891 --> 00:09:39,642 7:30? 100 00:09:42,885 --> 00:09:45,809 Look, you seem really nice. 101 00:09:46,771 --> 00:09:48,727 And I'm truly flattered. 102 00:09:49,012 --> 00:09:55,462 Look, Julia. I'm not looking to complicate your life. I just hate to eat alone. 103 00:09:57,835 --> 00:10:00,469 - Nothing's going to come of it. - Okay. 104 00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:13,645 Moisture and consistency are the key to the toppings. 105 00:10:13,966 --> 00:10:17,167 See, you can get away with walnuts and cookie dough because they balance each other out. 106 00:10:17,428 --> 00:10:21,386 - You spend a lot of time thinking about this, do you? - A fair amount. 107 00:10:21,823 --> 00:10:25,484 - So, what's the worst combo. - Ohh, hot fudge and a fruit sauce. 108 00:10:26,081 --> 00:10:28,325 See there's no crunch in there and you've got two sauces. 109 00:10:28,681 --> 00:10:33,388 - I like hot fudge and fruit sauce. - You're right, nothing is going to come of this. 110 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:37,478 Okay, one vanilla with walnut and cookie dough... And one with Heath Crunch and Oreo. 111 00:10:38,066 --> 00:10:40,827 - You guys need lids? - I don't even need a spoon. 112 00:10:45,907 --> 00:10:47,855 You don't usually show some one your impression 113 00:10:47,975 --> 00:10:49,915 of the Roadrunner on the first date. 114 00:10:50,376 --> 00:10:51,611 But for some reason, with Julia, 115 00:10:51,731 --> 00:10:55,307 I felt I could expose myself and she would still respect me in the morning. 116 00:10:58,051 --> 00:11:00,352 In fact she liked it so much we did it twice. 117 00:11:07,071 --> 00:11:08,092 Wallet. 118 00:11:10,248 --> 00:11:10,943 Keys. 119 00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:12,955 Thanks. 120 00:11:16,091 --> 00:11:18,360 Yeah, thanks for tonight. I had a good time. 121 00:11:20,377 --> 00:11:21,191 Me too. 122 00:11:29,137 --> 00:11:30,013 Night... 123 00:11:33,882 --> 00:11:36,580 Did you see that smile? Let's go back. 124 00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:44,147 I could look at this over and over again. I mean, how cute is she? 125 00:11:45,628 --> 00:11:50,582 I remember thinking, she's so great Life is great 126 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:55,410 That tree is great These pants are great The moon is... 127 00:11:58,102 --> 00:12:00,678 You know, I'm not thrilled about living with my parents. 128 00:12:00,907 --> 00:12:02,612 But it's just until I get settled. 129 00:12:02,732 --> 00:12:05,119 It'll probably be a year at most. I mean... 130 00:12:05,239 --> 00:12:08,717 ...l'd rather live in Tribeca, but Fifth Avenue's, alright... 131 00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:14,500 I mean, at least I have the whole bottom floor to myself. 132 00:12:18,399 --> 00:12:19,819 What is wrong with you? 133 00:12:20,516 --> 00:12:23,939 - I'm sorry, Trey. I... - This is an Armani! 134 00:12:24,871 --> 00:12:27,071 Can we have some club soda, please? 135 00:12:27,506 --> 00:12:30,768 - That was balsamic vinaigrette, Julia. - I'm sorry. 136 00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:39,870 Julia? 137 00:12:41,364 --> 00:12:42,708 Drew, Hi. 138 00:12:46,044 --> 00:12:47,259 What are you doing here? 139 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,802 Umm... I just had dinner. 140 00:12:57,565 --> 00:12:59,042 I'm Danny by the way. 141 00:13:00,354 --> 00:13:04,088 Julia. You were in my marketing class, last year. 142 00:13:04,652 --> 00:13:06,175 Yes I was. 143 00:13:10,654 --> 00:13:11,873 I got to go. 144 00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:14,120 I can see. 145 00:13:26,179 --> 00:13:28,965 - You guys need a ride? - No... -Okay. 146 00:13:41,706 --> 00:13:43,749 So how are things going with you two? 147 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:01,846 Hi. 148 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,262 Hey. How'd you know I was here? 149 00:14:15,941 --> 00:14:19,379 - Look, I'm sorry about last night. - You told me you were seeing him. 150 00:14:20,989 --> 00:14:22,324 I was seeing him. 151 00:14:28,111 --> 00:14:30,118 - Was? - Well, 152 00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:33,632 I'm going back to Chicago next month. 153 00:14:35,154 --> 00:14:36,675 What about Platter? 154 00:14:38,536 --> 00:14:41,706 Trey is going to be an investment banker in New York. 155 00:14:47,977 --> 00:14:50,032 It was bound to end sooner or later. 156 00:15:10,297 --> 00:15:11,685 I'm going to miss you. 157 00:15:14,992 --> 00:15:17,672 - Me too. - I wish you were coming with me. 158 00:15:19,645 --> 00:15:21,906 Well I'm going to visit you during Christmas. 159 00:15:23,874 --> 00:15:25,602 I don't want you to come visit. 160 00:15:28,932 --> 00:15:30,125 Come with me. 161 00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:34,765 - What are you talking about? - Move... to L.A. with me. 162 00:15:36,423 --> 00:15:38,502 - I move into my apartment, Saturday. - I know. 163 00:15:40,394 --> 00:15:42,434 - I start work in a week, Drew. - I know. 164 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:47,297 - We've only known each other for 2 months. - Yeah, and 3 days, look I know... 165 00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:52,137 ...all the reasons to say no, but I've never felt this with anyone. 166 00:15:57,126 --> 00:16:00,027 Ahh... I mean my parents would kill me. 167 00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:05,304 Drew, do you have any idea how hard it is to get a job at Leo Burnett? 168 00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:09,134 Jules', there's tons of ad agencies in L.A. 169 00:16:10,446 --> 00:16:13,529 I'm sure we'll be able to find you something just as good out there. 170 00:16:14,589 --> 00:16:15,885 Maybe even better! 171 00:16:19,014 --> 00:16:20,136 This is crazy! 172 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:30,661 I will do, everything I can to make you happy. 173 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:35,926 I love you. 174 00:16:40,319 --> 00:16:41,752 Come with me. 175 00:16:43,197 --> 00:16:46,883 Well now you're up to speed. And just like that... we were in L.A. 176 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:51,210 Emotionally, intellectually... sexually. We were firing on all cylinders. 177 00:16:51,983 --> 00:16:53,943 Except for the occasional speed bump. 178 00:16:54,453 --> 00:16:57,627 - Are you sure it slipped off? - Trust me, it fell off. 179 00:17:01,282 --> 00:17:04,630 - What? - I think I know where it is. 180 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,235 Well, get it out! 181 00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:19,919 - Okay, this is embarrassing. - I don't know, it's kinda fun. 182 00:17:20,188 --> 00:17:23,682 Yeah well how about moving it along. You're not touring the Great Barrier Reef. 183 00:17:28,856 --> 00:17:32,287 The Thomas Guide is quite old. If you're looking for a street... 184 00:17:32,407 --> 00:17:35,163 ...it tells you what page it's on and where to find it. 185 00:17:36,839 --> 00:17:38,871 - God dang it! - What? 186 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,622 I forgot to take my Ginkgo Biloba. 187 00:17:42,665 --> 00:17:46,056 You ever meet someone who lived in L.A. just a little too long? 188 00:17:50,754 --> 00:17:53,971 Anyway, the pages always fall out, so whatever you do, 189 00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:55,973 you don't want to lose page 632. 190 00:17:56,093 --> 00:17:57,658 Everything major's on 632. 191 00:17:57,971 --> 00:18:01,974 Oh, that's my car buddy for driving alone. Especially at night. But lookie here... 192 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:07,322 - In there, the gift basket is your housewarming present. - Thanks. 193 00:18:10,671 --> 00:18:14,715 So it's right there, you never know. 194 00:18:16,673 --> 00:18:20,067 - Did you notice the man in the leather jacket by the ceral? - No. 195 00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:25,285 My God... I think he's following us. The red Corvette. 196 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:30,632 - Are you sure, I don't think so. - Well we'll just have to find out, won't we? 197 00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:34,461 Alright leather man! You wanna play! 198 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:38,156 We'll play! Hang on! Hang on! 199 00:18:47,507 --> 00:18:50,333 - Oh Jesus! It's him! - Oh my God! 200 00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:55,943 Open the door, come on! Come on! Hurry! Hurry! 201 00:18:56,639 --> 00:18:58,030 Go! Go! Go! 202 00:18:58,856 --> 00:19:00,858 - Close the door! - Hey! Can you hold it... 203 00:19:00,989 --> 00:19:02,640 Back off A-hole! 204 00:19:02,858 --> 00:19:06,858 What the Hell is wrong with you... I'm Lenny Steinberg! I live here! 205 00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:09,992 - I'll get you a new one. - There's no rush. 206 00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:12,880 I'm gonna kick your ass. 207 00:19:13,858 --> 00:19:18,124 Hi! I'm Elyse Steinberg. You must be Drew and Terri. 208 00:19:18,341 --> 00:19:21,471 - What a cutie pie! How old? - He's 8 months. 209 00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:24,211 Oh come in. Come in. 210 00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:29,163 - I'm so sorry about your husband. - Oh please. He's fine. 211 00:19:32,691 --> 00:19:37,519 Hey... Oh look, mangos! We love mangos. 212 00:19:38,348 --> 00:19:40,364 Look honey they brought us a fruit basket. 213 00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:46,489 Lenny loves fruit. He loves all kind of food actually. Don't you Lenny. 214 00:19:47,217 --> 00:19:48,814 Don't, you're ruining it. 215 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,043 Don't play with the fruit, put it back in there. 216 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:56,347 My first day working for Louis Carbonelli. 217 00:19:56,984 --> 00:19:59,960 One of thee most powerful entertainment lawyers in Hollywood. 218 00:20:00,614 --> 00:20:03,286 You see the names on the wall in stainless steel. 219 00:20:04,228 --> 00:20:06,482 Drew Curtis was going up there next. 220 00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:09,971 - Hi, I'm Drew. - Katute. 221 00:20:10,145 --> 00:20:13,841 - Gazunhidt. - Oh that's original. 222 00:20:14,623 --> 00:20:16,668 Louis is expecting you. 223 00:20:20,015 --> 00:20:21,973 I need to see the net-profit definition. 224 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,280 You sold it, don't buy it back! 225 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:39,977 Also, I want a clause guaranteeing there'll be no other contingent compensation... 226 00:20:40,209 --> 00:20:42,587 ...without our prior approval. 227 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,470 Good. 228 00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:53,676 I used to be able to "walk the dog" when I was a kid. Now I suck. 229 00:21:00,072 --> 00:21:02,120 You want the fudge swirl or the peanut butter? 230 00:21:02,979 --> 00:21:04,638 - Excuse me? - Cookies! 231 00:21:05,101 --> 00:21:08,010 My niece belongs to some girls club. 232 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:13,280 - I don't know how I got stuck selling these fucking cookies. - Oh yeah, sure. 233 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,508 - Fudge swirls. I'll take a box. - Right. 234 00:21:18,919 --> 00:21:22,724 Shit I'm out of the fudgies. Katute! More swirls! 235 00:21:22,938 --> 00:21:25,728 - Peanut butter's fine. - You sure? 236 00:21:26,701 --> 00:21:28,993 Great. 86 the swirls! 237 00:21:33,656 --> 00:21:35,426 You can pay Katute on the way out. 238 00:21:37,210 --> 00:21:39,991 Louis, Marty Gomez on 2. 239 00:21:40,644 --> 00:21:42,036 Ahh... C.B.! 240 00:21:46,256 --> 00:21:49,344 What do you call that microscopic shit at the bottom of the pond? 241 00:21:51,284 --> 00:21:52,519 Pond scum? 242 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:55,737 No, no, no... That's at the top. 243 00:21:58,214 --> 00:21:59,258 I don't know. 244 00:22:02,076 --> 00:22:03,911 Well, it's some sort of shit. 245 00:22:05,478 --> 00:22:10,044 And until you pass the Bar... ...that shit is you! You're here... 246 00:22:10,806 --> 00:22:15,209 ...because of one reason and one reason only. 247 00:22:16,221 --> 00:22:20,395 Your sister. She's a lunatic. But, she's brilliant and... 248 00:22:20,867 --> 00:22:21,998 ...l love her. 249 00:22:23,653 --> 00:22:26,351 And because I love her... 250 00:22:27,073 --> 00:22:31,389 I'm willing to give you the benefit of my wisdom. 251 00:22:32,657 --> 00:22:35,267 Okay? Here it is. 252 00:22:37,302 --> 00:22:38,227 Plant. 253 00:22:39,244 --> 00:22:40,074 Tend. 254 00:22:41,502 --> 00:22:42,222 Reap. 255 00:22:45,563 --> 00:22:47,120 Understand what I'm saying? 256 00:22:49,854 --> 00:22:51,134 No, I understand. 257 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:04,492 I'd love to show you my book. Copy writing, media planning. 258 00:23:08,173 --> 00:23:09,494 In 6 months? 259 00:23:15,016 --> 00:23:18,281 Enthusiastic, hardworking... 260 00:23:19,324 --> 00:23:20,410 I'll hold. 261 00:23:25,586 --> 00:23:27,063 Thank you anyway. 262 00:23:37,591 --> 00:23:38,508 Hey sexy. 263 00:23:43,763 --> 00:23:47,111 - They beating you up? - They'd need an army. 264 00:23:48,809 --> 00:23:51,720 Come on, I have got a treat for you. 265 00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:07,249 Why is it you whisper sweet nothings in an ear... shouldn't it be sweet some things? 266 00:24:11,327 --> 00:24:13,596 How come you bake cookies, but you cook bacon. 267 00:24:13,639 --> 00:24:17,075 - You guys need lids? - We don't even need spoons. 268 00:24:19,605 --> 00:24:22,165 Hey, now you got cookie dough and walnut in mine. 269 00:24:24,122 --> 00:24:25,990 You got to try this. 270 00:24:31,855 --> 00:24:35,167 - What? - I'm really glad you came out to L.A. with me. 271 00:24:36,145 --> 00:24:36,841 Yeah? 272 00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:39,088 Yeah. 273 00:24:40,431 --> 00:24:41,174 Me too. 274 00:24:45,575 --> 00:24:47,779 - Where was l? - Abdominal... 275 00:24:48,581 --> 00:24:52,605 Abdominal crunch machine. The Flybex 5250, you know... 276 00:24:52,823 --> 00:24:57,043 ...it's the one where you lift your arms... it works the trapezius muscles. That hurts. 277 00:24:57,921 --> 00:25:01,434 Also she needs the arm curl and triceps extension. 278 00:25:02,409 --> 00:25:06,417 And her personal trainer, Hymie, spelled... 279 00:25:06,733 --> 00:25:09,000 ...Jaimie... 280 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,742 ...on the set everyday between 10 and 3. 281 00:25:14,244 --> 00:25:17,527 Don't fuck with me Lori, or I'll make you pick up Hymie in a limo. 282 00:25:18,214 --> 00:25:23,224 Moving on to the megastar... She needs the Denon CD player. The Sony 30 inch TV. 283 00:25:27,034 --> 00:25:30,312 And... the Sony DVD deck. 284 00:25:31,954 --> 00:25:33,529 Thank you. Bye. 285 00:25:34,805 --> 00:25:37,046 At least I have 2 interviews lined up for next week. 286 00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:38,855 Well use the credit card if you need it, Hon'. 287 00:25:38,975 --> 00:25:40,923 Thanks. Don't worry Dad, I'll be fine. 288 00:25:42,102 --> 00:25:43,785 Dante, get away from there! 289 00:25:46,197 --> 00:25:49,360 Come here. Come here. What are you doing in here... 290 00:25:52,107 --> 00:25:53,822 Dad, can I call you tomorrow? 291 00:25:54,075 --> 00:25:55,144 I love you too. 292 00:25:58,616 --> 00:25:59,983 Thanks babe, that's so sweet. 293 00:26:02,868 --> 00:26:04,204 Yeah, but yours moves. 294 00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:10,009 - I know, isn't he adorable? - Babe, when did we agree to get a dog? 295 00:26:10,335 --> 00:26:13,932 Well there was this adopt a pet thing, on Laurel Canyon... 296 00:26:14,052 --> 00:26:16,228 And he was just staring at me. 297 00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:18,835 That's what they do... 298 00:26:20,054 --> 00:26:24,142 - Dante? - Yup. The Divine Canine. 299 00:26:27,576 --> 00:26:32,100 - How about Dylan? - I thought we were going to save that name for one of our kids? 300 00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:34,204 Oh yeah. Oscar? 301 00:26:38,885 --> 00:26:41,147 - Oscar, come here! - Dante, stay! 302 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,978 - Oscar come here! Oscar... -Dante, stay... 303 00:26:44,098 --> 00:26:46,886 - Alright, that's it! Scissor time! - No! 304 00:26:50,051 --> 00:26:53,062 - Say uncle! - No! I'm gonna pee! 305 00:26:53,303 --> 00:26:56,450 - Tell me I'm the best looking guy you've ever seen! - Don't push it! 306 00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:58,761 - Come on! - Okay... Uncle! 307 00:26:59,045 --> 00:26:59,757 And? 308 00:27:00,804 --> 00:27:03,544 And... You're the best looking guy I've ever seen! 309 00:27:04,044 --> 00:27:05,965 - That's right baby! - God! 310 00:27:09,589 --> 00:27:13,209 - Why don't you go and put the little frisbee in? - Oh, I hate that thing... 311 00:27:13,885 --> 00:27:17,055 - Maybe I should go back on the pill. - I thought you didn't like it? 312 00:27:17,499 --> 00:27:18,574 You know... 313 00:27:19,328 --> 00:27:22,201 Maybe they should come out with something like detachable balls. 314 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:26,270 Put them on when you want them, take them off when you don't. 315 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,737 Great, 2 more things of yours I'd have to carry around in my purse. 316 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:34,204 Oh yeah, 2months in L.A., and still going strong. 317 00:27:34,767 --> 00:27:38,203 We're laughing, we're having fun, we're about to have sex, in front of our new dog. 318 00:27:38,769 --> 00:27:41,508 Julia was making friends and Terri hadn't pepper sprayed any of them. 319 00:27:43,117 --> 00:27:44,988 But l guess I didn't realize... 320 00:27:45,435 --> 00:27:48,773 ...or maybe l just didn't notice, how much Julia was struggling to find herself here. 321 00:27:55,572 --> 00:27:57,098 So what do you think? 322 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:04,598 - I think it's just beautiful. - I know, I love it. It even has a white picket fence. 323 00:28:05,212 --> 00:28:08,734 ...l never saw myself as Suzy Homemaker, with a white picket fence. 324 00:28:09,881 --> 00:28:11,429 That'll have to come down. 325 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,215 Oh, I almost forgot to ask you. What's the latest with your job search? 326 00:28:15,659 --> 00:28:19,689 Oh it's kinda tough, I think I'm going to have to look for something in the meantime. 327 00:28:19,809 --> 00:28:21,108 Really? Like what? 328 00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:24,823 - I don't know, just something to help pay the bills. - You know what? 329 00:28:24,943 --> 00:28:27,393 Lenny knows a guy who has a special effects company... 330 00:28:27,599 --> 00:28:29,110 I'll see, maybe he needs somebody. 331 00:28:29,230 --> 00:28:32,218 - Oh, okay, that's alright. - No, it's no problem at. all. I'll just call him. 332 00:28:33,836 --> 00:28:37,653 - Your wife's on line 2. - I'm swamped, tell her I'll call her in an hour. 333 00:28:40,110 --> 00:28:41,949 Elyse, can he call you in an hour? 334 00:28:45,272 --> 00:28:46,023 Sure. 335 00:28:46,921 --> 00:28:49,397 She said, pick up the phone you fat fuck! 336 00:28:55,165 --> 00:28:58,701 - Why are you botherin' me at work? - Julia needs a job. Can you call Gary? 337 00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:01,703 - Look, I'm busy. - Oh bullshit, you're busy... 338 00:29:01,747 --> 00:29:04,704 I bet you're sitting there eating a Bavarian creme! 339 00:29:05,653 --> 00:29:07,535 Just do it, I'll give you a blowjob later. 340 00:29:13,527 --> 00:29:16,009 Oh yeah? Alright! 341 00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:19,537 He's calling him now. 342 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:23,807 I need you to bring these contracts to Monty Brandt. 343 00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:27,027 - The actor? - Wait for a signature. 344 00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:31,328 Three, four... 345 00:29:32,183 --> 00:29:34,183 Pssh... Can I borrow your car? 346 00:29:34,303 --> 00:29:37,092 I've got to drop these papers off at Monty Brandt's house. 347 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:42,496 - Louis must like me, huh? - Sure, he's probably trying to save a messengers fee. 348 00:29:45,239 --> 00:29:48,598 - Here, I'll get a lift from Sharon. - You're the best, 349 00:29:49,843 --> 00:29:54,064 - pick you up in the morning. A nonfat latte... - And an almond croissant. - Done. 350 00:30:02,956 --> 00:30:04,979 Someone's at your fucking gate 351 00:30:06,402 --> 00:30:08,669 Hi ahh... I work for Louis Carbonelli. 352 00:30:08,789 --> 00:30:11,475 He asked me to deliver some documents to Monty Brandt. 353 00:30:11,681 --> 00:30:13,731 Do you mean Monty Brandt the lying cheating asshole? 354 00:30:13,851 --> 00:30:17,788 - Celeste Leave the intercom... - Get the hell away from me 355 00:30:33,271 --> 00:30:34,804 Bitch-ass slut! 356 00:30:36,282 --> 00:30:38,282 - Hi. - Fuck off! 357 00:30:39,909 --> 00:30:41,295 Hey Celeste! 358 00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:44,707 You forgot your keys. 359 00:30:53,695 --> 00:30:54,786 Eat shit! 360 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,212 And I want my God damn leather pants back 361 00:31:09,962 --> 00:31:12,761 - What? - I ahh... Sorry to bother you, 362 00:31:12,950 --> 00:31:15,109 but I was told to get your signature on these papers and 363 00:31:15,229 --> 00:31:16,982 return them to Mister Carboneh... 364 00:31:19,382 --> 00:31:20,379 Come on in. 365 00:31:23,767 --> 00:31:26,739 I couldn't believe I was standing in Monty Brandt's house. 366 00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:28,957 The place was like a palace. 367 00:31:29,349 --> 00:31:32,176 And all I could think was... ...man I can see his pubes! 368 00:31:33,047 --> 00:31:35,611 What the hell happened to my tits? 369 00:31:36,090 --> 00:31:39,331 Oh my God, look at them! They've totally lost their shape! 370 00:31:39,671 --> 00:31:44,869 This whole breast-feeding thing's a sham! I gained 20 pounds and I lost my tits! 371 00:31:47,669 --> 00:31:51,725 You know what, I wish Lenny and I could diet together... but he would never do it. 372 00:31:51,845 --> 00:31:53,511 He loves his food too much. 373 00:31:54,050 --> 00:31:55,920 He's not that heavy. 374 00:31:56,050 --> 00:31:59,399 Please, it's the loose clothes I buy him. 375 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:03,400 Most people eat until they're full... ...Lenny eats until his arms get tired. 376 00:32:06,793 --> 00:32:11,143 Anyway, it's not like I banged the chick. I mean, we used to... I bumped into her 377 00:32:11,613 --> 00:32:16,103 - the other day, she gave me her number to, you know... catch up. - Right. 378 00:32:17,013 --> 00:32:19,721 And I didn't want to tell Celeste because then you get into the whole thing... 379 00:32:19,841 --> 00:32:22,654 ...how I used to date this chick. I haven't seen her in over a year. 380 00:32:23,232 --> 00:32:25,752 - And then, you know, come the questions. - The questions. 381 00:32:26,285 --> 00:32:29,684 - Are you still attracted to her? - What do you need to be friends with her for? 382 00:32:30,511 --> 00:32:33,366 Umm... Don't I give you everything you want? 383 00:32:34,437 --> 00:32:36,485 Hey don't touch, it's fucking art, man! 384 00:32:37,073 --> 00:32:40,267 Anyway, women are such a pain in the ass, you know? 385 00:32:41,971 --> 00:32:44,716 Anyway, she finds the number in my pocket. 386 00:32:47,768 --> 00:32:50,511 Yeah... I probably should have leveled with her, but... 387 00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:53,239 I told her it was my masseuse. 388 00:32:53,602 --> 00:32:57,264 - Sometimes it's just easier to just bullshit than explain. - Exactly! 389 00:32:58,197 --> 00:33:02,069 Sometimes it's easier to bullshit than explain. I like that. 390 00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:06,027 - That's good. - So what happened? 391 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:08,774 - What? - You know, with Celeste. 392 00:33:09,651 --> 00:33:12,315 - She called to get a massage. - Ouch. 393 00:33:30,335 --> 00:33:33,402 Hey look Jules', I'm going to be a little late for dinner. 394 00:33:34,547 --> 00:33:37,371 - Where are you? - I'm at Monty Brandt's housel 395 00:33:38,807 --> 00:33:40,938 Monty Brandt? Really? 396 00:33:41,997 --> 00:33:45,309 - I'll be leaving in a couple of minutes. - Well guess what happened today? 397 00:33:45,558 --> 00:33:50,412 - I got a job- I can't hear you, I'll see you in a little bit. I got to go. 398 00:33:54,727 --> 00:33:58,204 - Did you read those contracts you brought over? - No. 399 00:33:58,857 --> 00:34:00,813 For the sequel to Hamlet? 400 00:34:02,478 --> 00:34:04,146 They're making a sequel to Hamlet? 401 00:34:04,266 --> 00:34:07,946 - Yeah, Hamlet 2. Can you believe it? - Doesn't everyone die in that movie? 402 00:34:08,778 --> 00:34:10,865 And you have any idea what they're paying me? 403 00:34:11,157 --> 00:34:14,209 8 million. I would have done it for 5. 404 00:34:14,946 --> 00:34:16,905 I would have done it for 2. 405 00:34:19,236 --> 00:34:21,497 Right. You play the market? 406 00:34:23,309 --> 00:34:24,202 I dabble. 407 00:34:24,921 --> 00:34:28,352 Everyone I know is down like 2 percent... I'm down 9. 408 00:34:29,415 --> 00:34:31,874 I think my guy's an idiot. Either that, or he's ripping me off. 409 00:34:31,994 --> 00:34:33,604 Maybe you need a new guy? 410 00:34:35,878 --> 00:34:36,858 Exactly. 411 00:34:42,003 --> 00:34:45,569 - What do you know about shopping centers? - I know you need a lot of parking. 412 00:34:49,970 --> 00:34:54,255 Listen, I got this stock offering booklet of some kind. 413 00:34:55,168 --> 00:34:56,979 - A prospectus? - Right. 414 00:34:57,556 --> 00:35:01,706 Why don't you take it home and look it over, and tell me what you think? 415 00:35:02,903 --> 00:35:03,698 Sure. 416 00:35:05,232 --> 00:35:07,482 Cool. I'm going to take a shit. 417 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:11,532 Hi... 418 00:35:12,483 --> 00:35:14,004 I'm so sorry. 419 00:35:15,004 --> 00:35:17,210 No, I'm sorry Pumpkin. 420 00:35:17,534 --> 00:35:19,746 No, I should have trusted you scrumptious. 421 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,963 No, I should have understood your... 422 00:35:24,029 --> 00:35:25,704 I should've understood. 423 00:35:27,142 --> 00:35:27,885 Yeah. 424 00:35:36,826 --> 00:35:38,597 - I'm Drew. - Aubrey. 425 00:35:40,272 --> 00:35:42,232 I recognize you from the catalog. 426 00:35:48,659 --> 00:35:50,501 Aubrey... Cool name. 427 00:35:50,817 --> 00:35:53,260 Thanks, want to shoot some pool? 428 00:35:56,615 --> 00:35:58,536 I guess I can shoot a game. 429 00:36:23,491 --> 00:36:24,823 Sorry honey. 430 00:36:25,591 --> 00:36:28,216 I had a few drinks and I just wanted to make sure I could drive. 431 00:36:28,406 --> 00:36:31,548 The last thing you said to me was, I am just about to leave. 432 00:36:32,996 --> 00:36:35,114 I was worried sick, I even called Terri. 433 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:40,288 Look, I'm really sorry. I was just trying to make a good impression on a client. 434 00:36:41,497 --> 00:36:42,245 God... 435 00:36:45,262 --> 00:36:49,658 - By the way, I got a job today. - Jules' that's great... why didn't you tell me? 436 00:36:51,571 --> 00:36:53,856 Okay, not one of my better moments. 437 00:36:54,770 --> 00:36:58,636 And I wasn't unfaithful... if that's what you're thinking? But looking back... 438 00:36:58,756 --> 00:37:02,206 ...l guess I thought knowing Monty Brandt was going to change my life. 439 00:37:03,732 --> 00:37:06,863 Audio bay, post-sound. Graphics... 440 00:37:07,670 --> 00:37:09,774 You've already met Starr. 441 00:37:10,330 --> 00:37:12,034 I don't know who that guy is. 442 00:37:12,489 --> 00:37:15,517 CGI. Computer Generated Imaging. 443 00:37:19,261 --> 00:37:22,502 - Rex is one of our Inferno Artists. - Hi, I'm Julia. 444 00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:26,995 He cleans up sloppy looking images, or adds elements that were never filmed. 445 00:37:27,257 --> 00:37:30,822 See, here he's placing some clouds and lighting in a skyscraper shot. 446 00:37:31,691 --> 00:37:35,956 - Wow, that looks so real. - For 600 bucks an hour, it better. 447 00:37:40,042 --> 00:37:41,911 So we have no idea what we're going to do 448 00:37:41,998 --> 00:37:44,411 with a 5 and a 7 year old for the whole weekend. 449 00:37:44,814 --> 00:37:47,406 Oh my God the 405 was a nightmare, 450 00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:48,974 I had to get off a Mulholland... 451 00:37:49,094 --> 00:37:51,338 and then the Skirball center was backed up because of some exhibition. 452 00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:52,405 And just my luck... 453 00:37:52,525 --> 00:37:56,329 Sepulveda is jammed because of some freakin' construction at the dry cleaners... 454 00:37:56,449 --> 00:37:59,807 ...and then I get stuck at the red light on Ventura! 455 00:37:59,927 --> 00:38:03,096 God I hate that light! What did I miss? 456 00:38:08,678 --> 00:38:11,927 We were just talking about our day at Universal with Lenny's nephews. 457 00:38:12,259 --> 00:38:16,458 - Oh, was it fun? -Yeah... Yeah but that place can be terrifying for a little kid. 458 00:38:16,578 --> 00:38:18,196 I mean, it's sheer Hell on them. 459 00:38:18,316 --> 00:38:21,749 Hey guys, we're just going to cruise over this little bridge... It's collapsing! 460 00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:25,600 - The kids are screaming! - Oh I'm glad that's over... 461 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,075 Let's just mosey on past this giant shark! 462 00:38:29,504 --> 00:38:33,504 One of them spent the entire tram ride with his head buried in my chest... 463 00:38:33,709 --> 00:38:36,969 - I think he bit my boob. - That was me. -That was you? 464 00:38:39,152 --> 00:38:40,803 I was trying to get a little. 465 00:38:41,035 --> 00:38:44,212 I think I'm going to take my parents there when they come out in a couple of weeks. 466 00:38:44,332 --> 00:38:46,015 - When? - The 28th. 467 00:38:47,045 --> 00:38:50,145 - That's during the Bar exam. - I know. They're stopping here on their way to Tahiti. 468 00:38:50,265 --> 00:38:54,478 - Oh, Tahiti. - They're celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, 469 00:38:54,967 --> 00:38:57,496 in the same villa they spent their honeymoon in. 470 00:38:58,321 --> 00:39:03,002 Oh that's so romantic. Guys today suck. 471 00:39:03,652 --> 00:39:07,795 Honey, where are you going to take me on our 25th wedding anniversary? 472 00:39:08,615 --> 00:39:12,070 Italy. How about Rome? Would you take me to Roma? 473 00:39:13,016 --> 00:39:14,131 Tony Roma. 474 00:39:22,458 --> 00:39:24,459 Terri looked good tonight. Don't you think? 475 00:39:25,290 --> 00:39:26,097 Yeah. 476 00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:31,635 - You okay? - I'm fine. 477 00:39:33,408 --> 00:39:35,329 You seem kind of distant. 478 00:39:36,697 --> 00:39:38,848 - How's the job? - It's okay. 479 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:44,285 - That's not very enthusiastic. - Why are you interested all of a sudden? 480 00:39:44,499 --> 00:39:46,421 Come on, I'm always interested. 481 00:39:47,669 --> 00:39:51,117 It's just a job, Drew. It's not like I'm going to work there forever? 482 00:39:52,855 --> 00:39:55,464 Well maybe we can start sending out your resumes again? 483 00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:59,008 That's not what I'm talking about. I enjoy working there, but... 484 00:39:59,128 --> 00:40:01,895 - there are other things I want to do. - Like what? 485 00:40:06,344 --> 00:40:10,976 Well... Eventually I'd like to get married and have kids. 486 00:40:16,421 --> 00:40:18,856 I said eventually, you don't have to panic. 487 00:40:20,756 --> 00:40:22,858 We had talked about naming our kids. 488 00:40:23,178 --> 00:40:26,101 I just thought that was somewhere off in the future. 489 00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:30,101 And as much as I hate to admit it, all I kept thinking was... 490 00:40:30,504 --> 00:40:35,627 Drew... you will never, ever sleep with another woman again. Ever 491 00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:41,193 Didn't I tell you not to speak to anyone without talking to me first! 492 00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:43,782 - I didn't sign anything. - I don't care. 493 00:40:44,199 --> 00:40:47,785 - A verbal agreement can be as equally as binding! - Well then put it in writing! 494 00:40:48,125 --> 00:40:51,192 Louis, you know my work. I'm not picky. 495 00:40:52,123 --> 00:40:54,873 But this script, this rewrite, it sucks! 496 00:40:56,217 --> 00:40:58,857 Okay fine, we'll just say there was never a meeting of the minds, 497 00:40:58,977 --> 00:41:00,960 therefore, no valid contract. 498 00:41:03,063 --> 00:41:05,529 Excuse me... Can I ask a question. 499 00:41:08,817 --> 00:41:12,280 Chances are we're going to facing some expensive litigation here. 500 00:41:12,833 --> 00:41:15,869 Now in order to avoid that, if we could get you script approval... 501 00:41:16,787 --> 00:41:18,803 ...would you reconsider doing the film? 502 00:41:21,338 --> 00:41:24,879 Well I suppose that would get us all to lunch a little sooner. 503 00:41:25,704 --> 00:41:28,881 - Who the fuck is that guy! - Three... Four... 504 00:41:30,679 --> 00:41:35,186 I think you scared the shit out of him. Good thing he's wearing a dark suit. 505 00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:42,817 - You lost a few points there sparky. - Am I fired? 506 00:41:43,877 --> 00:41:44,762 Not yet. 507 00:41:45,879 --> 00:41:47,428 It's plant, 508 00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:50,298 tend, reap. 509 00:41:52,191 --> 00:41:54,192 Not demolish, hammer, paint. 510 00:41:55,987 --> 00:41:57,070 Otherwise... 511 00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:02,454 ...you'd have all these little baby shopping centers on every corner and no gas stations. 512 00:42:02,803 --> 00:42:05,977 See, sooner or later, someone's gonna need gas instead of a manicure. 513 00:42:08,196 --> 00:42:10,545 You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? 514 00:42:14,067 --> 00:42:17,055 - Remember, if you build it, they will come? - Yeah. 515 00:42:17,390 --> 00:42:21,318 Extreme fucking football... if they don't want it, they ain't coming. 516 00:42:22,119 --> 00:42:26,847 If French Stewart wants your advice, he'll ask for it. And that, you've got to earn it. 517 00:42:29,344 --> 00:42:32,214 - Through planting and tending. - Whatever. 518 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:38,921 Hey! 519 00:42:41,354 --> 00:42:44,943 - Thanks for picking me up. - Well hopefully we won't have to do this much longer. 520 00:42:45,216 --> 00:42:48,647 - I wish I'd never sold my Honda. - Sorry, my mistake. 521 00:42:49,339 --> 00:42:52,944 - Well anyway, Lenny knows a guy who owns a car dealership. - That's great, 522 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,451 Can we stop for something. I haven't has a chance to eat all day. 523 00:42:59,536 --> 00:43:03,140 You should tell Louis, you need to work less hours and study more. He'd understand. 524 00:43:03,260 --> 00:43:06,871 I don't want him to think I can't handle it. He'll think I'm some kind of a pussy. 525 00:43:07,602 --> 00:43:10,843 - Do you have to use that word? - Pussy? 526 00:43:12,118 --> 00:43:14,378 - Yes. It's crass. - I'm not... 527 00:43:14,498 --> 00:43:17,218 Welcome to Rubin's Red Hot, can I take your order please. 528 00:43:17,533 --> 00:43:19,232 - Do you want anything? - No. 529 00:43:19,589 --> 00:43:22,345 Chilli willy dog, and a large fries, thanks! 530 00:43:22,868 --> 00:43:25,737 I wasn't using it like that, I'm using it like wimp. 531 00:43:26,254 --> 00:43:29,369 As in pussy, as in pussycat. Same, like a pussycat. 532 00:43:29,489 --> 00:43:31,446 It's a crude term for a woman's vagina. 533 00:43:31,642 --> 00:43:35,460 -Alright, ice cold beverage with that? - Large orange! 534 00:43:36,005 --> 00:43:38,138 I'm not saying Louis is going to think I'm a vagina! 535 00:43:38,258 --> 00:43:40,130 What are you talking about? Words have different meanings... 536 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:44,207 ...and in this instance, the word "pussy" is derived from pussy, comma, cat. 537 00:43:44,609 --> 00:43:48,101 Look the point is, it doesn't refer to a cat. That's ridiculous. 538 00:43:48,465 --> 00:43:50,236 What's ridiculous is that you... 539 00:43:51,735 --> 00:43:54,818 If someone says they're "blue," do they mean they're the color blue? 540 00:43:58,381 --> 00:44:01,116 All I'm saying is that it's low-class to use that word. 541 00:44:01,566 --> 00:44:03,498 So you're saying that I'm low-class? 542 00:44:04,001 --> 00:44:06,944 I'm not saying you are, I'm saying the word is. 543 00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:11,953 Although you may be perceived to be low-class if you use it. 544 00:44:15,234 --> 00:44:18,064 Anyway, we're talking about you not studying for the Bar. 545 00:44:18,501 --> 00:44:21,143 Why are you riding me about how I use my time? 546 00:44:21,263 --> 00:44:23,395 I wish you'd just trust my judgment. 547 00:44:25,244 --> 00:44:27,031 I'm only saying it because I care. 548 00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:29,244 I know what I'm doing. 549 00:44:31,271 --> 00:44:33,753 They're getting comparable market rents... 550 00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:38,818 ...and all the anchor tenants have solid credit. 551 00:44:38,938 --> 00:44:42,203 - So that's a good thing, right? - I think so. 552 00:44:42,323 --> 00:44:45,660 I mean certainly long term real estate is about as consistent and safe as you can get. 553 00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:47,801 - Excuse me Mister Brandt? - Yes Tanya? 554 00:44:47,921 --> 00:44:52,147 - The car dealer called, your Ferrari's ready. - Shit! Can I use your phone? 555 00:44:55,215 --> 00:44:57,531 You were supposed to be here, 45 minutes ago. 556 00:44:58,686 --> 00:45:01,020 Well Lenny's guy said he's leaving at 6:30. 557 00:45:01,748 --> 00:45:05,788 I'm so sorry, Honey. I'll never get to you and back over the hill by 6:30. 558 00:45:05,908 --> 00:45:08,816 Can't you just get a lift there and I'll meet you before he leaves. 559 00:45:10,948 --> 00:45:11,731 Julia? 560 00:45:16,155 --> 00:45:18,970 Sometimes it's easier to bullshit than explain, man. 561 00:45:20,063 --> 00:45:21,699 Which reminds me, 562 00:45:21,819 --> 00:45:25,636 if Celeste ever asks you, we were at the Oasis and then Jerry's Deli. 563 00:45:26,779 --> 00:45:28,700 - When? - Whenever. 564 00:45:32,232 --> 00:45:33,133 Alright. 565 00:45:36,761 --> 00:45:37,718 Thank you. 566 00:45:48,820 --> 00:45:49,808 You okay? 567 00:45:50,921 --> 00:45:54,202 - Yeah. - What are you looking for? - A taxi service. 568 00:45:54,707 --> 00:45:57,648 - Where you headed? - Van Nuys, I have to look at a car. 569 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,266 Come on, I'm going to Sherman Oaks. 570 00:46:00,979 --> 00:46:03,620 - Are you sure? - Positive. I live there. 571 00:46:13,213 --> 00:46:15,214 You see, it's super clean! 572 00:46:16,903 --> 00:46:19,077 I paid, $6800 for it. 573 00:46:19,472 --> 00:46:21,954 But because of Lenny, I'll let you have it for... 574 00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:25,506 - ...$7300. - Thanks, that's nice of you. 575 00:46:25,990 --> 00:46:28,899 Well, he knows somebody who's getting me a hair system at cost. 576 00:46:30,029 --> 00:46:31,254 Lenny's the bomb! 577 00:46:32,675 --> 00:46:34,106 Sorry I'm late... 578 00:46:35,832 --> 00:46:37,610 - I'll take it. - Whoa, wait. 579 00:46:38,694 --> 00:46:42,054 - Sorry, can you give us a second? - Hey, no problem. 580 00:46:44,950 --> 00:46:48,276 Don't forget you got to add tax and fees. How are you going to afford that? 581 00:46:49,061 --> 00:46:53,103 Well first of all, Lenny's got us a break. And second of all, my Dad's paying for it... 582 00:46:53,881 --> 00:46:55,755 ...so don't worry about it. Okay. 583 00:47:03,792 --> 00:47:07,713 - I'm going to study for a little bit. You want anything from the kitchen? - No, thanks. 584 00:47:09,540 --> 00:47:12,417 Translation, I'm sorry honey, I love you. 585 00:47:12,537 --> 00:47:15,240 I'm an idiot. What can I do to make it up to you? 586 00:47:16,474 --> 00:47:19,921 You know they should teach a class for guys on how to better communicate with women. 587 00:47:20,809 --> 00:47:23,102 Who am I kidding? We'd never go. 588 00:47:24,076 --> 00:47:25,815 Are you the new Inferno artist? 589 00:47:28,464 --> 00:47:30,440 I'm sorry I thought you were at lunch. 590 00:47:30,661 --> 00:47:32,968 That's okay, actually I just picked up a pizza. 591 00:47:34,180 --> 00:47:34,923 Yeah. 592 00:47:36,735 --> 00:47:40,340 - So how did you learn to log onto the machine. - Oh Gary showed me, 593 00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:44,194 - I have no idea what I'm doing. - Would you like to learn? 594 00:47:46,381 --> 00:47:48,729 - You mean, teach me to composite? - Why not? 595 00:47:50,422 --> 00:47:51,987 Yeah, sure. I'd love to. 596 00:47:54,569 --> 00:47:57,544 Come on Louis, Monty's comfortable with me. 597 00:47:59,265 --> 00:48:01,455 He planted, I'll tend, 598 00:48:02,909 --> 00:48:03,890 you'll reap. 599 00:48:07,105 --> 00:48:08,362 Thanks you won't... 600 00:48:09,538 --> 00:48:10,724 We're in Dante! 601 00:48:22,355 --> 00:48:23,706 Monty Brandt please. 602 00:48:24,941 --> 00:48:27,495 Yeah, Drew Curtis from Carbonelli, Weissmann and Bass. 603 00:48:29,287 --> 00:48:30,663 Monty, hey how are you? 604 00:48:32,234 --> 00:48:35,807 Anyway I just wanted to tell you... I just wanted to be the first... 605 00:48:36,153 --> 00:48:38,367 Can I call you back Monty? Alright... 606 00:48:40,503 --> 00:48:41,230 Dante! 607 00:48:42,787 --> 00:48:44,305 Dante, come here boy! 608 00:48:46,688 --> 00:48:47,502 Dante! 609 00:49:04,568 --> 00:49:06,315 I'm sorry, I didn't see him. 610 00:49:07,534 --> 00:49:09,795 He came out of nowhere. I'm sorry. 611 00:49:14,205 --> 00:49:16,695 Thanks Monty. Alright, I'll catch you tomorrow. 612 00:49:18,739 --> 00:49:19,743 How is he? 613 00:49:20,899 --> 00:49:23,437 He's got a sprained leg, but he's gonna be fine. 614 00:49:23,557 --> 00:49:25,722 They said we can take him home in half-an-hour. 615 00:49:26,149 --> 00:49:27,317 What happened? 616 00:49:28,672 --> 00:49:33,021 If you think it's sometimes easier to bullshit than to explain. You're not alone. 617 00:49:34,441 --> 00:49:35,983 But I told her the truth. 618 00:49:36,647 --> 00:49:38,221 She was pretty cool actually. 619 00:49:39,114 --> 00:49:42,056 If you don't mind... I'd like to hug her again. Can we rewind? 620 00:49:43,384 --> 00:49:44,183 Thanks. 621 00:49:49,759 --> 00:49:51,111 Okay, time to move on. 622 00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:55,559 The California State Bar Exam. 623 00:49:55,959 --> 00:50:00,742 3years of Law School... squeezed into 3 days of grueling exams. 624 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,605 Everyone seemed to be writing more than I was. 625 00:50:04,865 --> 00:50:07,099 The girl next to me wore her pencil down to a stub 626 00:50:08,972 --> 00:50:11,644 - Here you go. - Thank you sweetheart. What time do you get off? 627 00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,955 - Yo' douchebag! - What the hell are you doing here! 628 00:50:20,176 --> 00:50:22,459 Business baby! All expenses paid! 629 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,465 Yeah, well you know. Both our VP's got sick. 630 00:50:26,811 --> 00:50:30,027 - You free for dinner? - I'm already late. Let's go. 631 00:50:31,198 --> 00:50:33,008 Why didn't you call, asshole... 632 00:50:36,135 --> 00:50:37,278 Gracias, Rosa. 633 00:50:45,010 --> 00:50:47,287 You can wait until I'm not around, you know? 634 00:50:49,399 --> 00:50:53,367 - Come on, I just looked. - You don't see me look at other guys when I'm with you. 635 00:50:56,077 --> 00:50:58,646 So you guys aren't getting along so well, huh? 636 00:51:00,327 --> 00:51:04,430 - It's that monogamy thing. Rearing it's ugly head again. - What monogamy thing? 637 00:51:05,193 --> 00:51:07,421 - It's nothing... - Just a little theory of mine. 638 00:51:07,679 --> 00:51:11,853 - Yeah, why don't you keep that to yourself, Danny. - No. Please, enlighten us. 639 00:51:13,306 --> 00:51:16,073 Okay. Basically it boils down to this. 640 00:51:17,023 --> 00:51:19,971 Monogamy just isn't natural. At least not for men. 641 00:51:20,453 --> 00:51:23,127 See, men have this insatiable need for variety. 642 00:51:23,461 --> 00:51:25,374 We basically have one goal in life. 643 00:51:25,494 --> 00:51:29,665 And that is, to spray sperm. It's what we're here for. It's what we do best. 644 00:51:29,870 --> 00:51:32,614 And, the more emotion we invest in one woman. 645 00:51:32,985 --> 00:51:36,234 The less sperm we get to spray around. It's biological. 646 00:51:36,804 --> 00:51:38,385 - That's absurd. - Is it? 647 00:51:38,899 --> 00:51:42,312 Take the male Gibbon, an ape with relatively small testicles. 648 00:51:42,612 --> 00:51:45,181 Now the Gibbon is considered to be highly monogamous. 649 00:51:45,639 --> 00:51:48,728 The chimpanzee, on the other hand, Has huge cojones, 650 00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,144 And will mount anything that moves. 651 00:51:51,554 --> 00:51:54,566 Guess who man is closest to, on the evolutionary scale? 652 00:51:55,601 --> 00:51:56,494 The slug. 653 00:51:57,574 --> 00:51:59,194 The slug... That's good. 654 00:51:59,502 --> 00:52:03,073 I understand your hostility. It's not easy being female... 655 00:52:03,193 --> 00:52:07,128 See you have a finite number of eggs... And you have to find someone 656 00:52:07,248 --> 00:52:10,143 who's willing to stick around and help you protect those eggs. 657 00:52:10,340 --> 00:52:12,466 Of course, some women have the urge to hunt... 658 00:52:12,586 --> 00:52:17,668 ...like men, but in general, you have... ...an insatiable need for intimacy. 659 00:52:17,905 --> 00:52:20,395 See we're both insatiable, just in different ways. 660 00:52:20,916 --> 00:52:24,497 And when you think about it. That's really in the best interest of society. 661 00:52:26,081 --> 00:52:26,966 Really? 662 00:52:28,742 --> 00:52:31,260 You think that sexually transmitted diseases, 663 00:52:31,380 --> 00:52:33,561 unwed mothers, expensive divorce proceedings... 664 00:52:33,681 --> 00:52:37,509 ...and paying child support for all that sperm spraying is in society's best interest? 665 00:52:40,377 --> 00:52:43,523 All I'm saying is, if women were like men... 666 00:52:44,162 --> 00:52:47,988 ...then everybody would have sex all day long and nothing would ever get accomplished. 667 00:52:48,342 --> 00:52:51,381 By the same token... If men were nest-oriented, 668 00:52:51,822 --> 00:52:56,602 incessantly desirous of intimacy... and had some inexplicable affinity for shoes... 669 00:52:57,337 --> 00:53:00,736 ...most honest women would say that men like that make them puke. 670 00:53:02,019 --> 00:53:06,090 They'd probably wouldn't want to get laid at. all. Mankind would perish. 671 00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:22,449 I'm going to use the bathroom. 672 00:53:32,213 --> 00:53:33,375 Excuse me. 673 00:53:37,295 --> 00:53:38,710 He is such an ass! 674 00:53:39,747 --> 00:53:44,014 - Come on, he's a good guy. - Please, anyone who makes you laugh is a good guy. 675 00:53:44,134 --> 00:53:48,148 He could murder his whole family, he makes you laugh, he's a good guy. Whatever. 676 00:53:48,597 --> 00:53:51,925 So what, you agree with him? You think all men want to sleep around? 677 00:53:53,651 --> 00:53:57,185 I didn't say that. Look, you can't listen to Danny. 678 00:53:57,905 --> 00:54:00,766 He thinks if you're schizophrenic you can use the carpool lane. 679 00:54:02,037 --> 00:54:04,008 You didn't answer the question. 680 00:54:04,477 --> 00:54:05,235 Jules. 681 00:54:10,108 --> 00:54:11,969 you're the only one for me. 682 00:54:16,261 --> 00:54:17,336 Damn it! 683 00:54:18,704 --> 00:54:20,473 Man, my shoulder's killing me! 684 00:54:20,769 --> 00:54:23,317 I know a great acupuncturist, fix you up like new. 685 00:54:28,173 --> 00:54:30,493 You ever think about sleeping with other woman? 686 00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:34,146 Sure. But I don't. 687 00:54:35,325 --> 00:54:38,044 You don't wonder whether you're missing anything out there? 688 00:54:39,118 --> 00:54:43,802 You mean like, some gorgeous woman who's gonna dig her nails into my back... 689 00:54:44,556 --> 00:54:47,046 ...and lick caramel flan off my nipples? 690 00:54:55,113 --> 00:54:57,057 - You know my Corvette? - Yeah. 691 00:54:57,526 --> 00:55:00,554 I love that car. Every year they come out with a new one. 692 00:55:00,888 --> 00:55:03,600 Sleeker design, bigger engine, faster. 693 00:55:03,853 --> 00:55:06,201 There's always something new right around the corner. 694 00:55:06,738 --> 00:55:09,031 But I love my car. 695 00:55:15,224 --> 00:55:17,185 Fidelity isn't a feeling, 696 00:55:17,730 --> 00:55:19,201 Drew. It's a decision. 697 00:55:23,194 --> 00:55:25,628 Okay. Now you see that little halo around the edge? 698 00:55:26,986 --> 00:55:29,075 We need to shrink that mat. 699 00:55:30,159 --> 00:55:32,617 - Okay, so I go to the keyer mode, right? - Right. 700 00:55:34,226 --> 00:55:36,511 And I'll try eroding it by a point. 701 00:55:39,175 --> 00:55:40,282 Very good. 702 00:55:47,408 --> 00:55:49,295 Drew, Louis wants to see you. 703 00:55:50,145 --> 00:55:52,105 Alright, I'll be right there. 704 00:56:01,428 --> 00:56:02,298 You okay? 705 00:56:03,413 --> 00:56:04,156 Fine. 706 00:56:07,483 --> 00:56:10,044 Louis just told me. I'm sorry, Drew. 707 00:56:13,171 --> 00:56:14,416 He knew before I did. 708 00:56:15,301 --> 00:56:18,315 Well look, he said if you pass the next time he'd hire you back. 709 00:56:19,420 --> 00:56:22,654 I can't wait 3 months. I need a job now. 710 00:56:24,903 --> 00:56:27,290 I'll lend you the money while you're studying. 711 00:56:28,557 --> 00:56:30,889 No, I don't want to take anymore money from you. 712 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,276 I feel bad enough as it is. 713 00:56:34,633 --> 00:56:37,369 I don't, okay. Just think about it. 714 00:56:41,219 --> 00:56:42,025 Okay. 715 00:56:53,662 --> 00:56:54,350 Hi. 716 00:56:56,289 --> 00:57:00,740 - Hi, I was just in the area. I was wondering if Monty was home. - Sugar! 717 00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:10,739 Thanks. 718 00:57:11,806 --> 00:57:12,629 Come in. 719 00:57:13,763 --> 00:57:17,100 - Want some breakfast? - No thanks. I just had lunch. 720 00:57:17,936 --> 00:57:20,300 - Oh Man, what time is it? - It's 2:15. 721 00:57:24,010 --> 00:57:26,342 - Want your robe, sexy? - Yes... 722 00:57:31,572 --> 00:57:33,801 So ahh... What's up? 723 00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:38,404 Well I wanted to tell you in person, 724 00:57:38,524 --> 00:57:41,563 no big deal, but... I didn't pass the Bar, so I'm 725 00:57:42,070 --> 00:57:45,692 temporarily not with the firm. At least not until the next exam. 726 00:57:46,641 --> 00:57:49,738 But in the meantime, I can still work on that deal for you. 727 00:57:49,858 --> 00:57:52,236 In fact, now I can devote even more time. 728 00:57:54,846 --> 00:57:56,546 Does Louis know you're here? 729 00:57:58,285 --> 00:57:58,933 No. 730 00:58:03,721 --> 00:58:06,527 You've got balls... I'll give you that. 731 00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:10,409 But you must think I'm pretty stupid. 732 00:58:11,469 --> 00:58:14,623 I've been doing this shit since I was 5 years old. I know the deal... 733 00:58:15,651 --> 00:58:17,677 ...and I wouldn't make a move without Louis. 734 00:58:18,635 --> 00:58:20,240 You'd know that if you did your homework 735 00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,304 then again, if you did your homework you might have passed that test. 736 00:58:23,424 --> 00:58:25,982 And we wouldn't be standing here, insulting each other like this. 737 00:58:38,524 --> 00:58:40,745 - Well, I can support us until you pass... - No. 738 00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:45,849 It's okay, Gary's going to make me a CGI assistant, so... 739 00:58:46,901 --> 00:58:49,389 - I'll be getting a raise. - That's great. 740 00:58:53,176 --> 00:58:55,580 That is great, Jules. It's just... 741 00:58:56,126 --> 00:58:58,110 ...that 6 months is a long time. 742 00:59:00,257 --> 00:59:03,593 Yeah well, 3 years of law school was even longer. 743 00:59:05,944 --> 00:59:08,379 Come on... ...you can't give up now. 744 00:59:09,834 --> 00:59:11,827 I know, I'll always regret it. 745 00:59:14,945 --> 00:59:18,771 - It's easy to talk when you have money. - What does that mean? 746 00:59:20,874 --> 00:59:23,640 Means, I didn't have anyone to buy me a car or pay for my school... 747 00:59:24,111 --> 00:59:25,034 What are you saying, Drew? 748 00:59:25,154 --> 00:59:28,182 I can't relate to your problems, Because I come from a little money? 749 00:59:29,989 --> 00:59:30,621 Well? 750 00:59:33,421 --> 00:59:34,393 Screw you. 751 00:59:37,404 --> 00:59:41,696 Argh... Why did I do that, what the hell was I thinking? 752 00:59:42,743 --> 00:59:44,198 I hate saying this, 753 00:59:45,455 --> 00:59:48,392 I guess sometimes you... Ahh forget it. 754 00:59:49,324 --> 00:59:51,537 He says he's just worried about his career, 755 00:59:51,657 --> 00:59:54,129 but he makes me feel like I'm nagging him all the time. 756 00:59:54,249 --> 00:59:55,599 Why do you stay? 757 00:59:57,165 --> 00:59:59,094 - I love him. - That's no reason. 758 00:59:59,418 --> 01:00:02,991 - What are you talking about? That's the most important reason of all. - Look, 759 01:00:03,362 --> 01:00:08,433 Iove doesn't mean a thing if he treats you like shit. Take Lenny and me for example. 760 01:00:08,553 --> 01:00:11,667 Not only do we love each other but we respect each other. 761 01:00:11,787 --> 01:00:13,753 And we laugh all the time. 762 01:00:13,943 --> 01:00:17,738 Like the other day he was giving me his big ego speech... 763 01:00:17,858 --> 01:00:21,755 "I run my own real estate company!" Blah! Blah! Blah... 764 01:00:22,679 --> 01:00:27,130 And I said to him, Lenny, you couldn't run a stop sign. 765 01:00:27,619 --> 01:00:31,935 He bursts out laughing, we end up shtooping our brains out right on the kitchen floor. 766 01:00:35,321 --> 01:00:37,108 How is this relevant? 767 01:00:37,748 --> 01:00:41,511 Because no guy worth anything respects a pushover. 768 01:00:42,122 --> 01:00:46,596 You want to be treated right? First you have to believe you deserve it. 769 01:00:46,986 --> 01:00:49,492 And then, you have to demand it. 770 01:00:50,927 --> 01:00:54,143 I'm sure it's just a phase. He'll change. 771 01:00:55,282 --> 01:00:58,989 Honey, if he changes, his underwear you're ahead of the game. 772 01:01:06,590 --> 01:01:07,792 What's wrong? 773 01:01:09,890 --> 01:01:12,594 Sometimes I really don't like who I am, when I'm with him. 774 01:01:15,216 --> 01:01:18,204 You know, in college, Everything made sense. 775 01:01:20,213 --> 01:01:21,968 Now it all seems so shaky. 776 01:01:23,450 --> 01:01:25,387 Hey, it's scary out there. 777 01:01:28,444 --> 01:01:29,741 I'm 2 weeks late. 778 01:01:30,591 --> 01:01:32,053 Oh Julia... 779 01:01:33,761 --> 01:01:35,136 Did you tell Drew? 780 01:01:37,344 --> 01:01:38,024 No. 781 01:01:42,319 --> 01:01:45,473 Her married friends keep asking her if we're going to tie the knot. 782 01:01:46,122 --> 01:01:48,541 Why do married people do that all the time? 783 01:01:49,799 --> 01:01:51,435 Misery loves company. 784 01:01:52,997 --> 01:01:55,194 Yeah well, lately she seems interested 785 01:01:55,314 --> 01:01:57,898 in talking about is saving for a house and having kids. 786 01:01:58,018 --> 01:02:00,307 She knows what she wants, you can't blame her. 787 01:02:00,749 --> 01:02:02,188 Thank you, Lenny. 788 01:02:04,489 --> 01:02:05,999 Desert's on the table. 789 01:02:11,444 --> 01:02:12,361 Sorry... 790 01:02:16,892 --> 01:02:19,208 Me thinks Uncle Drew is fucked. Yeah... 791 01:02:21,748 --> 01:02:24,950 One who honors others, honors himself. 792 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,550 This is more like it. 793 01:02:27,913 --> 01:02:29,194 You have a big dong. 794 01:02:31,197 --> 01:02:34,786 - He must've gotten Lenny's. - Oh I don't think so. 795 01:02:36,156 --> 01:02:40,844 Oh I didn't mean it, honey. I know you're hung like a Buffalo. 796 01:02:45,622 --> 01:02:49,503 Oh please, you're always making snide little comments. 797 01:02:49,693 --> 01:02:52,609 Love means having to say you're sorry. Constantly. 798 01:02:53,401 --> 01:02:55,986 - I don't remember saying that. - Of course you don't remember. 799 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:58,729 You're a man, you develop amnesia when it's convenient! 800 01:02:59,117 --> 01:03:01,599 - I was probably joking. - You were serious. 801 01:03:01,719 --> 01:03:06,073 - Oh, like you remember whether I was serious or not. - I remember very well. 802 01:03:06,193 --> 01:03:08,834 It was after you hung out at Monty Brandt's all night, 803 01:03:08,954 --> 01:03:12,115 the first time we has dinner at Casa Rosa's. You were wearing the white shirt 804 01:03:12,235 --> 01:03:14,550 with the navy stripes and the khaki pants that I hate. 805 01:03:14,670 --> 01:03:18,496 - You remember what I was wearing? - I remember everything, Drew. 806 01:03:19,555 --> 01:03:24,124 See this is a little game women play. They know that guys don't remember things 807 01:03:24,244 --> 01:03:26,916 so they just cite some insignificant little fact... 808 01:03:27,036 --> 01:03:31,896 ...like a navy striped shirt, which lends instant credibility... 809 01:03:32,815 --> 01:03:35,494 You were wearing the white shirt with the navy stripes 810 01:03:35,614 --> 01:03:38,091 and the khaki pants that I hate. But that's not the point. 811 01:03:38,211 --> 01:03:42,104 I don't understand you, Julia. I make a few harmless little comments, 812 01:03:42,944 --> 01:03:46,984 - why are you so sensitive? - I'm sensitive because you are always preoccupied... 813 01:03:47,104 --> 01:03:50,853 - ...and you're always looking at other women! - And you're always complaining! 814 01:03:52,426 --> 01:03:55,808 You have to twist everything around, so that it's my fault. 815 01:03:59,223 --> 01:04:01,002 Maybe I want too much, 816 01:04:02,828 --> 01:04:05,144 but I'm in love with you, Drew. 817 01:04:06,905 --> 01:04:09,600 Look, whatever's wrong we can work it out. 818 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:12,913 Nothing's wrong, Julia! Just stop pressuring me! 819 01:04:14,651 --> 01:04:16,872 You never want to talk! 820 01:04:17,425 --> 01:04:19,425 You never make love anymore! 821 01:04:22,276 --> 01:04:24,394 Are you not in love with me anymore? 822 01:04:26,212 --> 01:04:27,264 Is that it? 823 01:04:29,696 --> 01:04:33,111 Please Drew... ...no intellectual rhetoric, 824 01:04:34,565 --> 01:04:37,759 no one-liners. Just talk to me. 825 01:04:47,356 --> 01:04:50,431 Why do women have to talk everything out? 826 01:04:51,710 --> 01:04:55,481 Why can't they be like guys, keep things inside and die of heart attacks? 827 01:05:04,055 --> 01:05:06,134 We used to do it on the kitchen counter. 828 01:05:32,910 --> 01:05:34,981 I wish things were like the beginning. 829 01:05:37,224 --> 01:05:41,121 Well, that's when they want you so badly, they'll do anything. 830 01:05:41,595 --> 01:05:44,939 Then once they get you, they put you on the maintenance plan. 831 01:05:47,705 --> 01:05:51,325 - I'm glad you're my friend, Elyse. - Ohh, me too. 832 01:05:51,965 --> 01:05:54,250 I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a friend to talk to. 833 01:05:54,792 --> 01:05:57,709 Well there's always Drew's sister. 834 01:06:00,428 --> 01:06:01,828 The wacka-doodle. 835 01:06:04,588 --> 01:06:07,339 Why did you ask her to come out here with you? 836 01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:09,418 I thought it would work. 837 01:06:10,825 --> 01:06:12,411 I was crazy about her. 838 01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:15,186 At least I thought I was. 839 01:06:16,182 --> 01:06:17,526 But you're not now? 840 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:20,957 I want to be. 841 01:06:23,306 --> 01:06:26,018 I want to feel like I can't be without her. 842 01:06:27,955 --> 01:06:29,836 I know that sounds ridiculous. 843 01:06:30,529 --> 01:06:32,655 What else is bothering you? 844 01:06:33,533 --> 01:06:35,675 What makes you think something's bothering me? 845 01:06:36,907 --> 01:06:41,381 19 years of listening to people on this table and a hunch. 846 01:06:43,350 --> 01:06:45,152 You can tell me, you know. 847 01:06:46,338 --> 01:06:49,374 It might help the pain in your shoulder go away. 848 01:06:51,429 --> 01:06:52,414 Lately l... 849 01:06:55,663 --> 01:06:56,573 I feel... 850 01:07:00,916 --> 01:07:03,159 I look at myself as a failure. 851 01:07:06,048 --> 01:07:10,673 I thought I'd come out here, pass the Bar, make lots of money... maybe start a family. 852 01:07:13,877 --> 01:07:17,624 I've always been able to pull it off... ...you know. Whatever I wanted... 853 01:07:19,209 --> 01:07:21,675 Now I can't seem to make anything work. 854 01:07:23,631 --> 01:07:24,975 How much longer? 855 01:07:40,448 --> 01:07:41,428 It's done. 856 01:07:42,779 --> 01:07:43,546 Well? 857 01:07:45,929 --> 01:07:48,696 - It's negative. - Oh thank God. 858 01:07:51,018 --> 01:07:51,769 What? 859 01:07:54,058 --> 01:07:55,292 What's wrong? 860 01:07:55,845 --> 01:07:59,078 It's just your reaction was so... So... 861 01:07:59,198 --> 01:07:59,995 What? 862 01:08:01,401 --> 01:08:04,286 Like you received a pardon from a death sentence! 863 01:08:05,866 --> 01:08:09,518 You know, I think underneath it all you wanted to be pregnant. 864 01:08:11,429 --> 01:08:15,786 That's bullshit. I just don't think it would be the end of the world like you do. 865 01:08:18,331 --> 01:08:20,173 Maybe this is a blessing. 866 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,915 - Maybe this shows our heads are in different places right now. - Yeah, 867 01:08:25,035 --> 01:08:28,007 mine's on my shoulders, and yours is up your ass! 868 01:08:31,507 --> 01:08:33,602 I don't know why she stays with me. 869 01:08:34,858 --> 01:08:37,000 What do you think she should do? 870 01:08:38,636 --> 01:08:40,067 Probably leave me. 871 01:08:42,794 --> 01:08:45,268 Sounds like a part of you wants her to. 872 01:08:46,826 --> 01:08:49,925 Perhaps that way you don't have to be the bad guy. 873 01:08:51,853 --> 01:08:55,647 Why is it we sometimes look for advice when we already know the answer. 874 01:08:57,244 --> 01:08:59,789 Maybe it's because we want to be wrong. 875 01:09:00,872 --> 01:09:01,941 What's wrong? 876 01:09:09,182 --> 01:09:10,826 I've been thinking... 877 01:09:18,478 --> 01:09:20,841 Maybe we shouldn't live together anymore. 878 01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:22,997 I'm sorry, honey. 879 01:09:23,867 --> 01:09:25,906 - Look this hurts me... - Shut up. 880 01:09:27,805 --> 01:09:29,529 Why are you doing this? 881 01:09:30,525 --> 01:09:32,893 I moved across the country to be with you. 882 01:09:33,102 --> 01:09:35,895 I... I'm just not good for you right now. 883 01:09:36,527 --> 01:09:37,934 I left a job! 884 01:09:38,965 --> 01:09:41,503 I left my family, and my friends... 885 01:09:41,623 --> 01:09:45,360 I'm living next to a freeway! You selfish coward! 886 01:09:46,549 --> 01:09:47,970 Get away from me! 887 01:10:08,071 --> 01:10:10,253 Alright Sophie, give Daddy the remote. 888 01:10:10,642 --> 01:10:13,195 Looks like mommy and me aren't doing the nasty tonight. 889 01:10:27,343 --> 01:10:29,358 I'm going to miss this place. 890 01:10:43,584 --> 01:10:44,715 See ya' buddy. 891 01:11:04,538 --> 01:11:05,731 You should go. 892 01:11:10,597 --> 01:11:11,712 I love you. 893 01:11:53,061 --> 01:11:56,322 After living with Julia for a year I moved in with my sister. 894 01:11:57,153 --> 01:11:59,588 I decided to dig in and study again for the Bar. 895 01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:03,411 But I have to admit, I couldn't get her out of my mind. 896 01:12:09,051 --> 01:12:10,901 - Hello? - Hey. 897 01:12:13,278 --> 01:12:13,927 Hi. 898 01:12:15,936 --> 01:12:17,043 Howard you? 899 01:12:18,573 --> 01:12:20,328 - Fine. - What are you doing? 900 01:12:21,818 --> 01:12:23,806 - Reading. - What are you reading? 901 01:12:26,214 --> 01:12:29,285 - What do you want, Drew? - I was just thinking about you. 902 01:12:30,795 --> 01:12:33,851 - Just wondered how you are? - I'm great. Happy now? 903 01:12:38,218 --> 01:12:40,756 I think it's better for me if we don't talk for a while. 904 01:12:43,415 --> 01:12:45,383 Well I don't want to not talk to you. 905 01:12:50,588 --> 01:12:54,351 - Okay. If that's what you really want. - It is. 906 01:13:52,142 --> 01:13:54,624 - You scared me. - Sorry. 907 01:13:57,055 --> 01:14:00,747 - Oh, no thanks. - 12 essential vitamins... It's government inspected. 908 01:14:02,344 --> 01:14:04,004 And it's really good shit. 909 01:14:05,758 --> 01:14:07,078 You like to dance? 910 01:14:19,225 --> 01:14:21,913 Drew, there's food in the fridge. See you Monday. Terri. 911 01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:55,695 - Describe, negligence. - Conduct which falls below the standard, established by the law... 912 01:14:56,016 --> 01:15:00,107 - ...for the protection of others, against unreasonable risks of harm. - Perfect. 913 01:15:05,346 --> 01:15:09,259 Why is it, you bake cookies, but you cook bacon? 914 01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:17,205 You know? Instead of baking bacon or cooking... 915 01:15:18,307 --> 01:15:19,042 What? 916 01:16:01,787 --> 01:16:05,004 - Here sweetie, the veggie-burgers for Rex. - Alright. 917 01:16:07,121 --> 01:16:10,383 - What's in these things? - Who give's a shit? You're not gonna eat them. 918 01:16:10,470 --> 01:16:14,005 - All of a sudden you're Julia fuckin' Child? - Hey, I'm just asking a question! 919 01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:17,212 Turn that flame down a little bit, you want to give us all cancer? 920 01:16:17,445 --> 01:16:19,137 I'll get right on that sweetie. 921 01:16:21,692 --> 01:16:23,736 - Everything alright? - Great. 922 01:16:24,432 --> 01:16:28,432 - Does Lenny need any help over there? - Whoa that's hot! - Nah, he's fine. 923 01:16:57,569 --> 01:16:59,004 Hey, it's me. 924 01:17:00,233 --> 01:17:04,441 It's been awhile... ...so I thought I'd give you a call... 925 01:17:04,529 --> 01:17:07,379 ...maybe we could get together, just have dinner or something. 926 01:17:09,539 --> 01:17:11,443 Anyway, give me a call. 927 01:17:13,695 --> 01:17:14,770 I miss you. 928 01:17:23,078 --> 01:17:25,275 Hey, what time are we supposed to be at your parents? 929 01:17:25,537 --> 01:17:26,137 8. 930 01:17:27,647 --> 01:17:28,896 What do you think? 931 01:17:30,796 --> 01:17:33,956 Well... Yeah I know. I've been trying to knock it back for 20 minutes. 932 01:17:35,254 --> 01:17:37,883 - Did you texture it? - Yeah, a little. 933 01:17:39,509 --> 01:17:41,450 Maybe add some blur, X and Y. 934 01:17:47,594 --> 01:17:48,511 Good one. 935 01:17:51,330 --> 01:17:53,496 Julia, can I borrow you for a sec'? 936 01:18:00,733 --> 01:18:02,361 These just came for you. 937 01:18:04,378 --> 01:18:06,986 Merry Christmas I love you and I miss you. Drew. 938 01:18:10,094 --> 01:18:13,865 - Here. - Are you sure? They're Godiva. 939 01:18:14,504 --> 01:18:15,579 Yeah, I'm sure. 940 01:18:16,798 --> 01:18:18,000 Yum-yums for me. 941 01:18:21,575 --> 01:18:23,986 I was a lot more prepared for that second Bar exam. 942 01:18:24,727 --> 01:18:28,632 Meanwhile Lenny gave me a job reviewing contracts at his ReaI Estate company. 943 01:18:29,019 --> 01:18:31,681 He had no legal department, so I was it. 944 01:18:32,873 --> 01:18:35,140 I honestly believed that once l passed the Bar. 945 01:18:35,260 --> 01:18:38,622 Things would fallback into place, and Julia and I would get back together. 946 01:18:52,959 --> 01:18:54,168 ...the Bar exam... 947 01:18:56,899 --> 01:18:57,602 Yes! 948 01:19:12,099 --> 01:19:15,759 Somehow I thought this would be easier to put in a letter than to say in person. 949 01:19:17,146 --> 01:19:18,506 I'm getting married. 950 01:19:19,578 --> 01:19:22,835 I'm happy, and I truly believe this is what's right forme. 951 01:19:24,194 --> 01:19:26,475 I wish you all the best, and I hope 952 01:19:27,895 --> 01:19:31,650 you find whatever it is you're I ooking for. Love, Julia. 953 01:19:40,289 --> 01:19:43,791 - What are you doing here? - You can't marry this guy, Julia. 954 01:19:46,002 --> 01:19:47,923 - I love you. - Drew... 955 01:19:48,461 --> 01:19:49,570 Marry me... 956 01:19:51,459 --> 01:19:55,420 - You don't mean that. - I do. See, look I'm already saying it. 957 01:19:56,735 --> 01:19:57,558 I do. 958 01:20:01,691 --> 01:20:02,411 Drew. 959 01:20:05,898 --> 01:20:07,704 I'm in love with someone else. 960 01:20:11,650 --> 01:20:12,993 You can't be, Jules'. 961 01:20:19,906 --> 01:20:21,055 I got to go. 962 01:20:22,869 --> 01:20:26,087 You're going to meet someone else and forget all about me. 963 01:20:32,042 --> 01:20:33,307 I got to go. 964 01:20:49,373 --> 01:20:52,124 - She... - I heard, man. I heard... 965 01:21:08,308 --> 01:21:11,067 Yup. No, I'm faxing you as we speak. 966 01:21:12,755 --> 01:21:14,012 Okay, thank you. 967 01:21:16,373 --> 01:21:19,199 Call Rosa, you got yourself a house. 968 01:21:20,728 --> 01:21:25,186 - Thank you, Drew. We really appreciate how hard you've worked on this. - You're welcome. 969 01:21:25,432 --> 01:21:27,740 And buena suerte con su nueva casa 970 01:21:29,312 --> 01:21:31,478 - You're getting there. - Yeah... 971 01:21:35,905 --> 01:21:38,775 I'm taking Terri to Casa Rosa, I'll see you later. 972 01:21:40,938 --> 01:21:43,144 - I thought you were sick? - I am. 973 01:21:44,702 --> 01:21:47,216 I don't understand how you can eat when you're sick. 974 01:21:48,180 --> 01:21:50,267 Feed a fever, feed a cold. 975 01:22:08,478 --> 01:22:11,932 - Hey, can I help you? - Okay, here we go. 976 01:22:12,774 --> 01:22:14,719 Vanilla yogurt, Heath crunch... 977 01:22:14,839 --> 01:22:17,390 ...Oreo, raw cookie dough and walnuts. 978 01:22:18,731 --> 01:22:21,514 - That is so weird. - I know, but it's so good. 979 01:22:22,142 --> 01:22:25,575 No, I mean... you're the second person in 5 minutes to order that combo. 980 01:22:26,139 --> 01:22:27,143 This woman... 981 01:22:29,135 --> 01:22:30,637 She must've just left. 982 01:22:33,983 --> 01:22:35,383 Skip my order, okay? 983 01:22:48,238 --> 01:22:49,100 Julia? 984 01:22:50,831 --> 01:22:51,582 Drew? 985 01:22:53,087 --> 01:22:55,527 - God, how are you! - I'm fine! 986 01:23:01,339 --> 01:23:04,540 - You look great. - Oh thanks. So do you. 987 01:23:05,971 --> 01:23:07,916 What are you doing here, I thought you lived in Costa Mesa? 988 01:23:08,417 --> 01:23:10,843 Oh, I moved back a couple of weeks ago. 989 01:23:11,976 --> 01:23:13,463 I'm surprised Lenny didn't tell you. 990 01:23:13,583 --> 01:23:16,197 Well we kind of made a pact not to discuss you anymore. 991 01:23:17,306 --> 01:23:18,594 About 3 years ago. 992 01:23:21,681 --> 01:23:23,997 So I guess he didn't tell you I got divorced. 993 01:23:26,581 --> 01:23:27,679 That he told me. 994 01:23:31,396 --> 01:23:32,527 How are you? 995 01:23:37,146 --> 01:23:41,534 Work wise we had a lot in common. Otherwise... not so much. 996 01:23:42,197 --> 01:23:42,972 But... 997 01:23:44,537 --> 01:23:45,628 he adored me. 998 01:23:46,916 --> 01:23:48,632 And I needed that then. 999 01:23:54,428 --> 01:23:56,075 I've always been with someone. 1000 01:23:57,289 --> 01:24:01,443 From High School until Rex and I split up, I've never really been single. 1001 01:24:03,303 --> 01:24:06,686 And now for the first time in my life, I'm on my own. 1002 01:24:08,018 --> 01:24:09,931 - And? - It's okay. 1003 01:24:14,777 --> 01:24:18,215 - I still read your horoscopes, you know. - Get outta here. 1004 01:24:19,449 --> 01:24:20,232 I do. 1005 01:24:22,868 --> 01:24:25,572 I hear you and Lenny are doing well with your Real Estate company. 1006 01:24:26,699 --> 01:24:27,450 Yeah. 1007 01:24:28,838 --> 01:24:32,118 Actually there's a condo that's become available... 1008 01:24:32,238 --> 01:24:34,884 - it's a little close to the freeway... But... - I know. 1009 01:24:35,597 --> 01:24:39,106 If you close your eyes, it sounds like a waterfall, or whales humping. 1010 01:24:49,493 --> 01:24:50,813 I'm sorry, Jules'. 1011 01:24:53,271 --> 01:24:54,314 For what? 1012 01:24:56,515 --> 01:24:58,647 For the way I treated you. 1013 01:25:00,925 --> 01:25:03,059 Talking you out of going to Chicago. 1014 01:25:04,980 --> 01:25:07,857 Telling you that... ...l would make you happy 1015 01:25:08,956 --> 01:25:10,725 and breaking that promise. 1016 01:25:15,508 --> 01:25:17,444 I chose to come out here, Drew. 1017 01:25:19,046 --> 01:25:20,888 And I chose to stay with you. 1018 01:25:23,512 --> 01:25:25,464 Probably longer than I should have. 1019 01:25:26,956 --> 01:25:28,782 But, it all comes down to choice. 1020 01:25:29,594 --> 01:25:33,152 And my happiness is not for you to promise. 1021 01:25:35,135 --> 01:25:36,645 How'd you get so smart. 1022 01:25:38,241 --> 01:25:40,904 You just think I'm smart, because I'm smarter than you. 1023 01:25:41,565 --> 01:25:43,351 It's not that I want to get all preachy, 1024 01:25:43,471 --> 01:25:45,834 but I do want to tell you some of what I learned... 1025 01:25:45,954 --> 01:25:49,436 ...since I met Julia. You know all those clich�s... people tell you, 1026 01:25:49,556 --> 01:25:51,689 that go in one ear and out the other? 1027 01:25:51,934 --> 01:25:55,553 We'll they're true. You really don't know what you got until it's gone. 1028 01:25:56,051 --> 01:25:58,316 And nothing of any worth does come easy. 1029 01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:01,718 Wait, wait, wait... I'm not done. Thanks. 1030 01:26:02,675 --> 01:26:05,360 I also learned that winning people like Monty and Louis... 1031 01:26:05,480 --> 01:26:08,474 ...is a lot less important than losing people like Julia. 1032 01:26:09,233 --> 01:26:11,059 And that's why, I will never again, 1033 01:26:11,179 --> 01:26:13,509 I'll take for granted loving someone who loves me back. 1034 01:26:14,663 --> 01:26:16,173 Okay. Now I'm done. 1035 01:26:16,703 --> 01:26:17,936 So how's Dante? 1036 01:26:19,193 --> 01:26:20,355 He's great. 1037 01:26:31,548 --> 01:26:36,109 - I think he remembers me. - Yeah, well you don't forget someone who almost kills you. 1038 01:26:42,803 --> 01:26:46,835 First time around with Julia, I had this elaborate plan for our lives together. 1039 01:26:47,104 --> 01:26:50,715 Remember harmonious, mutually fulfilling, emotionally gratifying bliss? 1040 01:26:51,833 --> 01:26:55,810 A little tougher than I thought. So this time around, I have no plan. 1041 01:26:56,765 --> 01:27:00,036 - I'm just going to see what happens. - Nothing's going to happen. 1042 01:27:00,835 --> 01:27:02,179 Whatever you say. 86169