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As a get-out-of-prison gift,
Neri had my astrological chart done.
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Or she downloaded it from the Internet.
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Either way, she thought it might give me
some insight into myself.
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I'm a Gemini.
In Latin, Gemini means "twins."
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So there's this inherent duality
to me, right?
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If you believe this shit.
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Sorry.
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Gemini is an air sign.
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Our metal is quicksilver.
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- Sorry.
- This side is going down, dummy.
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I know. I'm a big dummy.
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A Gemini's lucky color is yellow.
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One of the negative traits of people
with my birthday
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is that we're often stressed
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and torn between personal freedom
and ties of love that hold us back.
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But on the positive side,
I have the same birthday as Liam Neeson.
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Hi, guys.
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I brought home pak boong.
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That's morning glory.
I'm gonna be really fluent in Thai soon.
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At least Thai menu Thai.
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I'm not completely sure it's vegan...
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...because they do put fish sauce
in everything,
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but it's definitely vegetable-forward.
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Do you want some now
or should I put it in the fridge?
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Come on, Goodall. Make a poo-poo.
You can do it.
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I'll put it in the fridge.
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Piper, we've asked you to please
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not bring home non-biodegradable
takeout containers.
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We are a zero-waste house. Almost.
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And I heard you. Ta-da.
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- Oh!
- Oh! It's okay.
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My birthday tarot card
is the Chariot.
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If the Chariot card
is presented upright...
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...it's a signal
to enjoy the fruits of your efforts.
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"You've done it, kid. Time to celebrate."
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Maybe we should try
that running
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No, no, that's for pee-pee.
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We're trying to get her to poop.
She gave us poop face.
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I mean...
I'm gonna head to bed.
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...wouldn't we be happy with either one?
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Good luck with the infant potty...
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Oh!
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Good night, P.
- ...situation.
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It might be confusing.
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I think we're supposed to
get her to pick one, aren't we?
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Maybe we should watch the YouTube again?
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What were the key words?
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Yeah, elimination communication.
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Or the, um, the lady with the accent.
The Nappyless Technique.
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Hi, I'm Sandy.
This is episode 3 of Nappy-Free Life.
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Today, we're going to talk about...
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Hey, you guys, could you remember
to pick up vegetable oil
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for the car before Wednesday?
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I'm very grateful
and you are all very, very attractive.
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Yes.
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My probation officer
finally gave me permission, remember?
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I'm gonna visit my wife?
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God, I love saying that.
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Oh, no. Wednesday's no good.
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Goodall has the doctor on Wednesday.
We need the car.
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Oh, that's right! Wellness visit.
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Who's following the protocols
of Western medicine
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Oh, now make a pee-pee.
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Wait, I thought we agreed on poop.
Did we not just agree on poop?
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Oh, my gosh. You're right. Poop.
I'm sorry. I'm so tired.
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But you said that I could use it.
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How about taking an Uber?
Is Uber still bad?
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- I can't remember.
- Still bad.
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I can't take an Uber.
I can't afford to pay you rent.
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You think I can afford to take an Uber
to Litchfield?
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You know, uh, actually, I wanted
to talk to you about the rent thing,
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because, you know,
we could be Airbnb-ing that room.
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Who's vacationing in Jackson Heights?
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Oh, you'd be surprised.
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I mean, they can go
for up to $62 a night around here.
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I don't know why you won't just ask Dad
to help you out.
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Uh, because my calls
go straight to voicemail?
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I was really counting on the car.
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Oh! Shit! We have shit!
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Good job!
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Yay!
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Good job!
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Oh, shit.
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Love you, too, Stretch.
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Rec time. Line up for rec time.
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I got nothing for you, Murphy.
Get out of my way.
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Oh, but you do.
And you don't even know it.
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See, there's this hot dog-eating contest
in Coney Island this weekend.
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My brother is comin' through on Wednesday.
Kyle, not Shawnie.
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I'm not giving you my visitation time.
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It's my brother.
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It's my wife.
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Your wife.
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Not missin' that one.
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I mean, my new bunkie
might be an angry thug,
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but she's quiet
and she ain't half as gassy.
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Maybe that marriage of yours
is working out so well
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'cause you don't got to share a room.
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Why don't you steal a time slot
from one of your lackeys?
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Isn't that what I'm doin' here?
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If I punched her in the face
right now,
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just sucker-punched her nose
into her brain,
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how much would that cost me?
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Shit. I promised Piper I'd be good.
I'm being good.
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If you're not in line,
you're not going to the yard.
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Maybe you should take a poke at me, Vause.
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Then you'd get a shot and, lo and behold,
a spot would open up in visitation.
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Or maybe you'll get a shot
doin' somethin' else.
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The Lord works in mysterious ways.
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Might as well give in now.
God friggin' loves me.
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I want drugs.
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How about I tell you a story instead?
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You see, I got these great stories.
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You'll be back.
Humans are narrative junkies.
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Hey. You all got drugs?
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I want drugs.
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Do you have any drugs?
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Thank you, mamacita.
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Hey, put your eyes back in your head.
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Baby, I'm only scopin' out customers.
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Relax. That's just a ding
for the cash register.
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You know you're Daddy's girl.
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Hello, my friend.
Today is your lucky day.
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I have here the finest hooch
in all of Max.
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Made with all-natural ingredients.
Transport your spirit with my spirit.
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I can guarantee you,
there's no hand sanitizer in my hooch.
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I cannot say the same for my competitors.
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I want drugs.
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Alcohol is a depressant,
it is a euphoriant,
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it is a sedative, it is a drug.
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I want drugs.
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I got drugs for you. Follow me.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Well, ain't that some shit.
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We all got scooped by the ghost.
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Maybe we need to bust that ghost.
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Comes a time you gotta
make an example out of somebody.
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Yeah. Kill that bitch.
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Easy, tiger.
Fear is what we're goin' for.
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Fear's what gets everybody back in line.
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They won't be able to cut a deal anyway.
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I ain't seen her
since she got caught.
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Yeah, man. That's just real.
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It's that 187 bitch.
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Damn. What's she gonna do?
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She make me sweat
in all my folding places.
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I know.
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Hey, roomie. Good to see you
make an appearance in the fresh air.
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Please let there be a fight.
Please let there be a fight.
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I want drugs.
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Good luck with that.
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Damn it.
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- Yeah.
- That's not enough.
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- Oh, my Gorgonzola.
- Oy.
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She actually came outside.
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Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't... Don't do that. Don't.
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What I know her.
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No, you don't, all right?
You don't know her.
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Whoever you knew ain't there no more.
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Uh, no, she is right there.
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Okay. You're not really understanding me
right now, okay?
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I realize that that was once your friend,
but now she's a convicted murderer.
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She's... She's a lifer.
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I'm sorry.
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You know, she used to be really fun.
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Like, she almost always
wore a smiling face.
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And her dancing shoes.
Her singing pants.
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No.
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Just used to sing a lot
and mostly wear pants.
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- Yeah.
- Doesn't do that anymore, sing.
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- Still wears pants, though.
- Hmm.
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Just now is a murderer no-smiler.
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Yeah, and so was the guard
that she shot in the face.
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So, maybe that's fair, right?
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I guess.
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I mean, prison's hard, my friend,
you know?
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It's like, while I'm the exception,
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I feel that I've gotten better
since being here.
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Most people get worse.
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Man.
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Drugs? I want them.
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Fuck off, junkie.
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Okay, animals. Back to your cages.
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I don't hear no huffin' and puffin'.
Let's go, Red.
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You know how much a personal trainer
would cost you on the outside?
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You're gettin'
the spoils of the rich up in here.
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Come on. Show me what you got.
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I'm taking a nap.
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Uh-uh. You've already napped.
Too many excuses, old lady.
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Haul your ass out of bed.
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A body in motion stays in motion.
A body in bed gets depressed.
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Red?
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What?
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Do Russians do pork?
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What do you mean?
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Every Puerto Rican family
has its own recipe for pernil, roast pork.
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Mmm.
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We love our pork.
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Buzhenina.
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That's our roast pork.
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Tons of garlic?
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Mustard...
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bay leaves...
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sweet onion, peppercorns,
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clove,
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paprika.
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Well, pernil is all about the garlic.
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We use maybe a clove or two.
Garlic can be so overpowering.
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Well, that's the whole point.
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El poder de ajo.
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Never.
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What?
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Only fresh.
I would never use garlic powder.
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Not powder.
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Poder.
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That means "power."
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Quarter teaspoon baking powder,
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three cups of flour,
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two eggs.
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Are we playing "Guess the Recipe" again?
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Every cake in the world
could start like that.
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You're gonna have to give me
more ingredients.
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Ingredients in what?
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Red?
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You doin' okay?
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I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
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I know.
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But we made a deal.
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We're gonna get each other through this.
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We both gotta hold up our ends.
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Red?
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I know that guy thinks
we're melting down a body.
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"That's a lot of lye, ladies."
I mean, come on, shut the fuck up.
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Well, now we have to kill him
'cause he's a witness.
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If lye can be used to break down a corpse,
how is it safe for soap?
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- When the fat and lye are combined...
- Uh-huh.
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...there's a chemical reaction...
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- Yeah.
- ...that turns the lye into salt.
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- It's called saponification.
- Uh-huh.
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Huh. That's a good word.
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Uh, uh...
- Oh.
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I'm starving.
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00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,355
Do you wanna eat here?
I could do noodles.
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Mmm, I don't know.
It looks a little sketch.
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00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,193
I thought you were starving.
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00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,077
Yeah, but I don't wanna put crap
into my body.
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You did ecstasy Friday night,
but you won't put pad thai in your body?
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00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,953
There are dead flies on the windowsill.
249
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,581
There were no dead flies in my ecstasy.
250
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,094
Excuse me, miss?
251
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,228
Lek, you have me workin' tomorrow.
I told you I need it off.
252
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,897
- No.
- But I have...
253
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,566
Tom kha gai does not have any nuts.
254
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,778
No, coconut is not a real nut.
255
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,363
Can we please get the check, please?
256
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,823
Oh, right. Coming.
257
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,455
You know what else isn't a real nut?
My left ball.
258
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,258
So I can safely dip that
in her soup, right?
259
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:02,878
Ha. People can be difficult. So, listen.
260
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,898
I need tomorrow off.
Remember how we talked about it?
261
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,522
I thought you needed this afternoon off.
262
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,843
Yeah, both.
I need this afternoon and tomorrow.
263
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,012
- Get the guy's card.
- Oh, right. Coming.
264
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,894
Um, anyhow, I have to go visit my...
265
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,314
friend upstate,
266
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,109
and it's really important.
267
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:28,872
And it takes, like, three buses to get there.
So you're leaving this afternoon to get upstate?
268
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:32,825
No. I have an appointment this afternoon.
Also really important.
269
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,035
Well, if it's really important...
270
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,875
The dishwasher wants Saturday off
for his pickleball league finals.
271
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,128
You willing to wash dishes
after your Saturday shift?
272
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,087
Pickleball?
273
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,048
It's like badminton meets ping-pong
meets tennis.
274
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,133
You in for dishes or not?
275
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,719
Yes. Yes. Thank you.
276
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,934
Can I also get my check early
since I'm not gonna be here tomorrow?
277
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,145
Nope. Bring the guy back his card.
278
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,398
Have a great day.
279
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,949
I'm so close.
280
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,417
Yo, what the fuck?
281
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,794
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
282
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,130
Easy there. Easy there.
283
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,507
This is all part of the plan, baby.
284
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,509
I knew you were fucking cheating on me.
285
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,178
You're not listening.
286
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,180
This was business.
287
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,558
Okay, we want her sellin' for us,
not herself.
288
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:43,979
I put myself at risk, my family,
and this is how you do me?
289
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,523
You were supposed to scare her,
not fuck her.
290
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,233
I pivoted.
291
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,409
He's a fighter.
292
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,747
And they told Vinnie the eyes
would get less bulgy once he gains weight.
293
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,458
And all this hair all over his body,
that'll fall out.
294
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:07,628
But you know what? I don't know.
We are a hairy people.
295
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,922
Hey, I like his, uh, toes.
296
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:12,424
They look like little peas.
297
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,508
Hey, ladies.
298
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,678
Oh, hey. Vinnie sent over
some new pictures of Sterling.
299
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,597
You wanna see it? He has a new hat.
300
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,726
I still can't believe
you named your baby Sterling.
301
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,688
Oh, Vause, this is America.
I can't give him some immigrant name.
302
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,400
Ethnic is out.
Besides, Vinnie loves Mad Men.
303
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,737
Sterling Carmine Muccio.
304
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,657
It's a good thing
that you kept the "Carmine" in there
305
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,159
in case white nationalist trends reverse.
306
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,495
He gained half an ounce since Monday.
307
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:44,081
Don't be freaked out by the tubes.
He's gonna be fine.
308
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,208
All the boys in my family come early.
309
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,460
Must be very disappointing
for their wives.
310
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,380
They don't have wives. They're babies.
This is not India.
311
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,965
It's a joke, sweetheart.
312
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,092
He's very cute.
313
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,676
Isn't he?
314
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,639
Listen, I was wondering if either of you
had an old phone I could buy off you?
315
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,642
Huh. So much for
keepin' your nose clean, huh?
316
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:07,020
Yeah, I know
what you want a phone for.
317
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,190
When the... when the wifey's away...
318
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,275
McCullough?
319
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,527
Whoa!
320
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,489
That's not my intention, but...
321
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,533
- Wow!
- Mmm-hmm.
322
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,536
Guess she's from Texas.
323
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,790
All right. So what do you really
need this phone for?
324
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,835
I thought
it was a pretty good plan.
325
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:36,258
Yellow. Reverse. Green. Reverse.
326
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,137
Blue. Skip. Uno!
327
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:46,268
Oh! You fuckin' cunt.
328
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,438
Yeah.
329
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,316
Blue. Reverse. Uno.
330
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,735
And then, why don't you just take...
331
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,325
Deal. Let's go. Another one.
332
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,023
What?
333
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,150
I thought I...
334
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,615
Nothing. You can go back to your book.
335
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,661
You can't always calculate
for outside interference in these things.
336
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:28,787
I was back at square one.
337
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,044
At least, I thought I was.
338
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,383
I need to talk to you. Now.
339
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:46,013
Somebody's in a mood.
340
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:51,018
Nobody look at my cards.
I'll know if you looked.
341
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,732
Kind of in the middle of a game there.
342
00:21:57,899 --> 00:22:00,319
I just saved your ass, bitch.
343
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,738
Your fuckin' phone went off.
344
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:04,990
What?
345
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:09,911
It's not my phone.
346
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,622
No, it was just under your pillow.
347
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:19,588
So you mean to tell me that somebody else
got a screensaver of your ugly face?
348
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:22,382
It's a fuckin' setup.
349
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,468
Not even lookin' at the camera.
350
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,762
You really think I would use this
as my wallpaper?
351
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:30,182
I am much better lookin' than that photo.
352
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:36,813
Just get rid of it
and keep your trouble away from me.
353
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,067
I told you...
354
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:44,696
it's not my phone.
355
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,201
Why are you still talkin'?
356
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,371
I don't give a fuck. Just get rid of it.
357
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:55,290
And while you at it,
dump that janky-ass shiv
358
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,085
you also got under your pillow,
shitty-ass hider.
359
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:02,756
You goin' through my stuff now?
You got some nerve, Jefferson.
360
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:04,800
I don't mess with your shit.
361
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,886
Hey. Hey, you got one second
to give that back.
362
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:12,057
Oh, oh, is this private?
Then you a shitty-ass hider.
363
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:15,143
Of course your appeal got denied.
Ain't nothing appealing about your...
364
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,065
Hey. Hey! Jefferson!
365
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,485
Okay, so maybe my plan was a bust,
366
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,529
and I still owe Lorna
a three-pack of underwear,
367
00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:29,491
a book light, cotton swabs,
vanilla wafers and a clear thermal mug,
368
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:33,620
the 32-ounce, not the 20,
but it all worked out anyway, didn't it?
369
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,957
Guess God friggin' loves me.
370
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,715
We've been down here for too long.
371
00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:48,260
Red is starting to shut down.
372
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,429
And I'm telling you,
I'm not far behind her.
373
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:51,847
This is a human rights violation.
374
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,641
She's the one who fucking did this.
I'm the injured party.
375
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,536
I don't know why I should end up
in the dungeon, too.
376
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,870
Is she right?
Should we bring her back up?
377
00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:01,064
You're joking, right?
We found a cell phone with her face on it.
378
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,608
Plus, it's Badison, man.
You know that she must've started it.
379
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:07,362
I didn't start shit.
This crazy killer went nuts on me!
380
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,006
Get her in there
so we don't have to hear her shit.
381
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:11,783
Hellman, you all of all people
shouldn't wanna see me down here.
382
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,703
Hellman!
383
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:16,830
Yes.
384
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,223
You know, I thought you might be different
385
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,255
'cause I didn't see your name
on that game.
386
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:27,799
What game?
387
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:31,011
The game the guards played with us.
You know, six points for a fight.
388
00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:32,888
Three points for a suicide attempt.
389
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,051
Whatever.
Like you don't know what I'm talking about.
390
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,101
I mean, I'm really down here
391
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:41,563
because you guys don't want me
to tell everyone you're the animals.
392
00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:44,316
Less talking. More walking.
393
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,785
Wrap it up, ladies.
Nice show, Z.
394
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,371
I know, right?
I got a face for radio.
395
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,583
- What the...
- Oh, my God.
396
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,045
You gettin' to be a real Mariah.
397
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:08,048
No.
398
00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:11,510
I mean Mariah.
Like, nobody can work with you.
399
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:17,140
Sorry, Cindy,
but, like, the show's gotta come first.
400
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:28,610
Prison really does make people mean.
401
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:29,860
Yeah.
402
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:34,449
But sometimes,
people deserve to be treated like shit.
403
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,663
Wait, you didn't deserve that.
404
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:49,548
You did the right thing.
405
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,052
Taystee shot that guard.
What were you supposed to do?
406
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:56,680
Whoa, whoa. What are you talkin' about?
407
00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:00,892
T? T didn't shoot a guard.
408
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,311
No, no.
409
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:05,272
You were there.
410
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,525
You saw the stormtroopers do it.
411
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:16,491
But the judge and the jury
both said that she was guilty.
412
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:21,246
So she's a no-smiling, lifer murderer now.
413
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:24,207
Of course she ain't smilin'.
She got screwed by me, by...
414
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,501
By everybody.
415
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,505
Suzanne, everything is broken
and life is unfair.
416
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,789
When are you gonna learn that?
417
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:37,220
Okay, ladies, here we go.
418
00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:42,767
Warmin' up. And step and clap.
And step and clap.
419
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:46,771
And step and clap. And step and clap.
420
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,773
Whoo! Stomp that hoe.
421
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,942
Take a step back.
422
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,819
Whoo! Stomp that hoe.
423
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,331
Fuck off, you little pervert!
424
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:06,601
Can't you chill with that shit?
We got drugs in the car.
425
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,336
Damn. Now he's gonna go home
and jerk off to the two us.
426
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:13,107
- He kind of broke the mood for me.
- Hold on. Hold on. Hold on!
427
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:15,925
Okay. Okay. Okay.
428
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:18,637
All right. I gotta go. I'm gonna be late.
429
00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:20,680
Come on. Come on, come on. Fuck.
430
00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:25,977
That was fucking good!
431
00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:27,979
Whoo!
432
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:28,980
It's good to be home!
433
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:32,567
Yeah, well, you ain't home.
434
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:35,445
You in the back of an old Ford Fusion.
435
00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:40,408
I need you to get your act together, okay?
436
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:44,329
'Cause I need to be able to leave
that Walmart shopper and get my life back.
437
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,706
What are you talkin' about, "leave"
438
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:50,585
You don't break up with the pipeline.
We need him right now.
439
00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:53,564
I told you about his grandmother, right?
How she chews?
440
00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:55,588
Yeah, well, I got you beat
with Margarita's mother.
441
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:59,469
Not only does the fuckin' woman
never sleep,
442
00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:02,305
she's writing a romance novel
on a typewriter.
443
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:07,769
A real typewriter.
The fucking clacking is driving me nuts.
444
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,648
And then she wants to read sections
aloud to us
445
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:17,946
about Rodrigo's glistening abs
in the fight for the love of María Elena.
446
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,073
It's fuckin' horrible.
447
00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:26,161
You gonna be good?
448
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:28,665
I'll be good. Say hi to Margarita for me.
449
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,208
- I'll do more than that.
- Hey.
450
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,844
This was my life.
451
00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:44,889
Larry's parents have a beach house.
We used it a lot.
452
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,351
- Oh-ho-ho!
- Oh!
453
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,478
Yes! Stacked up at the goal line.
454
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,188
I hate football season.
455
00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:54,941
Sorry. It had to be done.
I couldn't let you score.
456
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:57,444
You know, I was named
after Lawrence Taylor.
457
00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:59,727
The greatest defensive player
in the history of the NFL.
458
00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:03,533
You were named after your Uncle Lemmy
on your father's side.
459
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:06,536
- The podiatrist.
- Yeah, and Lawrence Taylor.
460
00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:07,746
- Right.
- It was a twofer.
461
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:08,829
Yeah.
462
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:11,416
Wanna go back to the house
and fool around?
463
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,209
I'm all sandy now.
464
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:14,293
Let's take a shower.
465
00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:15,962
Where are your parents?
466
00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:18,298
They're getting cedar planks
for the bluefish.
467
00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:19,758
Yeah.
468
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,176
- Hey.
- Race you.
469
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:22,844
Hey! Not fair.
470
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,933
- Goal!
- Stop.
471
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:31,060
Wrong football, dork.
472
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:36,858
Sand! Out, out. Sand in the house.
Sand. Sand. Shit.
473
00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,569
Ow, ow, ow!
474
00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:41,654
I never appreciated the bathrooms,
475
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:48,787
the thick towels,
the water pressure, a view.
476
00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:52,749
Larry? Larry, we forgot corn.
I need you to run to town.
477
00:29:57,378 --> 00:30:00,423
You could pee and watch the ocean.
That was special.
478
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:04,010
Now, this is my life. Don't get me wrong,
479
00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:07,388
I'm still grateful to be out and free
and walking in the sunshine,
480
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,641
but I am still paying my debt.
481
00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:12,727
You got strong thighs.
You do a lot of wall balls?
482
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,520
Wall balls?
483
00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,899
Yeah, it's when you take the heavy ball
and you throw it up against the wall,
484
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:20,819
and then you squat as you catch it
and then you throw it up again.
485
00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:22,982
You just keep doin' that
until your legs are on fire.
486
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:24,029
It's a CrossFit thing.
487
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:28,243
Wow. CrossFit? I'm impressed.
488
00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:32,038
Oh, no. Uh-uh. I don't do that no more.
I broke both my shins.
489
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,458
You never get used to that warmth.
490
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:38,837
So how's the job goin'?
491
00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:42,173
- Oh, fine. Good.
- Okay.
492
00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:44,217
Tips could be better.
493
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:47,720
Think if I could pick up a dinner shift,
they would improve.
494
00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:49,848
So you can't pick up any dinner shifts?
495
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:53,893
Curfew is 11:00.
Dinner shifts go till 1:00 a.m.
496
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:57,230
Yeah, I guess you can't pick up
any dinner shifts.
497
00:30:57,814 --> 00:31:00,108
I got offered a job
at a better restaurant,
498
00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:02,944
but they serve alcohol.
499
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:05,405
- Oh, yeah, that's not allowed.
- I'm aware.
500
00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:08,700
So I'm just gonna write down
that it's going okay.
501
00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:11,952
You got a check for me?
502
00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:14,539
I didn't realize that early release
503
00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:18,293
meant I was responsible for all
of my monitoring and testing fees.
504
00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:21,754
You know, it makes it really hard
for people to get back on their feet.
505
00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:23,965
You got a check for me?
506
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,760
Is it okay if I pay double next week?
507
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:32,056
I haven't got my latest paycheck,
and the money I do have,
508
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,767
I really need for a bus
so that I can go visit...
509
00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:39,397
Yeah. Please do not make me regret
approving that inmate visit, okay?
510
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,984
You pay now or you gonna be in violation
of your probation.
511
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:51,075
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Money order or cashier's check only.
512
00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:52,409
Oh.
513
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,330
Listen, I'll let you do it online, okay?
514
00:31:58,917 --> 00:31:59,917
There you go.
515
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:08,176
Yeah.
516
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:12,722
I know. I know. You don't make the rules.
And I'm not gonna make my rent.
517
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:16,017
You live in a spare bedroom
in Jackson Heights.
518
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,894
How much could that possibly put you out?
519
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:22,273
Upwards of $62 a night, apparently.
520
00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:32,449
Can I help you?
521
00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:35,536
As a matter fact, you can. And you will.
522
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,498
You're gonna handle my burrito.
523
00:32:38,581 --> 00:32:42,085
Oh, come on, Hellman.
You know I'm tacos only.
524
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:43,503
Well, Murphy's locked in a box.
525
00:32:43,586 --> 00:32:45,588
Unless you wanna end up with her
down in the SHU,
526
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,752
you'll sell the load
she was supposed to sell for me.
527
00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:51,844
Why not Zirconia or Eckelcamp?
Those are her people.
528
00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:52,804
I'm not even in the business.
529
00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:54,407
You think I'm gonna trust those dopes?
530
00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:58,285
Carol trusted you. And say what you will
about the dead bitch,
531
00:32:58,309 --> 00:32:59,894
she had a good nose for people.
532
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:03,189
So until Badison comes back,
you will sell my load.
533
00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:06,150
Please stop saying "load."
534
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,040
I'm expecting $1,500 for the wad.
535
00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,974
Does that guy who juggles axes
still live across from here?
536
00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:56,617
He moved about a year ago.
537
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:59,370
Someone with a lot of plants
lives there now.
538
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:00,538
Do you remember when...
539
00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:05,418
Piper, I gotta jump on a conference call
in a few minutes. So, uh, sorry.
540
00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:10,174
Dad, do you think
you could look at me for a sec?
541
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,056
Look, I know I've disappointed you.
542
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:22,769
And I know that you don't approve
of most of my life choices.
543
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,313
And frankly...
544
00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:30,693
Frankly, I'm not a fan
of most of them either.
545
00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:32,028
I mean, not all.
546
00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:36,949
Not all, but most.
547
00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:41,537
And I'm trying to get back on my feet.
548
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:45,249
And I'm struggling. And I need some help.
549
00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,128
Well, at this point in your life, Piper,
550
00:34:50,129 --> 00:34:52,809
you know, the best way I can help you
is by letting you be an adult.
551
00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:55,259
Figure out things for yourself.
552
00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:59,847
Maybe if we did that in the first place,
you wouldn't be in this situation.
553
00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:04,602
Your mother always said I spoiled you.
554
00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:18,199
Could you at least lend me $50?
555
00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:21,702
For what
556
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,087
Get it from Isabel on the way out.
557
00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:34,715
I expect to get paid back.
558
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,636
Thank you.
559
00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:14,088
You're a new face around here.
What can I do you for?
560
00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:17,758
I'm not buying. I'm selling.
561
00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:19,509
Are you now?
562
00:36:20,219 --> 00:36:21,888
I've recently come into an inheritance
563
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:25,391
and I'd really like to unload it
and not step on any toes.
564
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:28,186
About 20 grams.
565
00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:32,523
Whoa, big time. Must've been
quite a relative you inherited from.
566
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,401
Yeah, it was a rich uncle.
567
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:37,861
I'll give you $1,300.
568
00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:40,831
I know you're gonna move it
for at least two.
569
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:44,535
Give me 15 and we got a deal.
I gotta get at least 15.
570
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:45,703
You gotta?
571
00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:50,041
If I don't, the dead might rise
from the grave and kill me in my sleep.
572
00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,006
What's this?
573
00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:59,634
You gotta to put half
in my Green Dot account first.
574
00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:01,344
Look at you, professional over here.
575
00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:05,478
How do I know
you won't run away with my money?
576
00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:08,559
Not too many places
to run around here.
577
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:10,353
Hmm.
578
00:37:11,103 --> 00:37:13,606
I'll do it tonight.
Bring your stuff tomorrow.
579
00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:15,775
Now we can actually shake hands.
580
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:20,529
I'll see you tomorrow.
581
00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:24,742
Strictly business?
582
00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:28,412
It's all business, babe.
You're my heart.
583
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:31,707
Don't you know that?
You gotta stop worryin'.
584
00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:36,504
I know. I... I overreacted.
585
00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:40,174
I've had some time to cool down
and I even brought you a present.
586
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,220
This an Adeola special?
587
00:37:44,303 --> 00:37:46,013
Yeah, I know how much you like it.
588
00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:49,349
It's my favorite. After you. I know, I know. I'm late.
But I brought pizza.
589
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,000
What's going on here?
590
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:15,751
It's a family dinner.
591
00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:18,296
Then why the fuck didn't you tell me
not to pick up the pizza?
592
00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:20,881
- Honey, I texted you six times.
- Oh.
593
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:26,804
I was busy doing stuff.
Stuff for the family.
594
00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:28,347
This is so good.
595
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,891
Oh, yeah? That's great.
596
00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:35,643
- Christina got a job today.
- Oh. I'm gonna work at the Old Navy part-time.
597
00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:38,273
It's Old Navy.
598
00:38:38,899 --> 00:38:39,899
That's what I said.
599
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:43,154
You said "the Old Navy."
It's just "Old Navy."
600
00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:44,947
The Gap, Old Navy.
601
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,908
- Shut the fuck up.
- You shut the fuck up, you dumb puta.
602
00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:49,659
Look who's talking.
603
00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:51,764
Oh, and what is that supposed to mean?
604
00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:54,498
That she's fucking Angel Ocasio.
605
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:56,709
She is 13 years old.
606
00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,265
What's it your business? You ain't my dad.
607
00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:01,624
You're such a fucking bitch.
608
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,602
Oh, shit! Help!
609
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,315
She had some hooch
and she was, like, bugging out.
610
00:39:19,398 --> 00:39:21,650
Seriously, go in there.
611
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,576
Everybody, back to your bunks. Now.
612
00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:33,037
We got a 10-54, D-Block.
613
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,206
Please send medical and backup right away.
614
00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:38,709
I said in your bunks! Now! Lock down!
615
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,380
Okay, okay.
616
00:39:53,849 --> 00:39:55,017
Mmm.
617
00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:07,071
I still got my period.
618
00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:09,657
It's been a long one.
619
00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:12,701
Yeah, well, I'm getting older.
Don't remind me.
620
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:17,832
We could put a towel down.
621
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,876
And fuck up all our new towels?
622
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,754
Oh, come on, my love.
We should be celebratin'.
623
00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:25,256
I mean, we did it.
624
00:40:25,339 --> 00:40:27,758
We got your kids back. New place.
625
00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:30,970
We could even stop now if we wanted to.
626
00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:33,764
Kinda.
627
00:40:34,723 --> 00:40:38,352
We've been so lucky so far.
Why not quit while we're ahead?
628
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:41,689
And what the fuck am I supposed to do
with all that shit I got in my trunk, huh?
629
00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:42,772
Answer me that.
630
00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:51,240
Come on, baby. One more round
631
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:54,201
Can't have all that inventory around,
632
00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:57,496
especially with the kids nearby
and everything. Hmm?
633
00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:05,754
Guess one more round.
634
00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:15,263
Shit. Just...
635
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:18,517
It's work. Just give me one second.
636
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:21,186
Hello?
637
00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:23,939
What?
638
00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:30,613
Oh, shit. Okay. Yeah, I'm coming now.
I'm leaving now.
639
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,074
Shit. It's an emergency, hon. I'm sorry.
640
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:36,202
We're gonna have to pick up
641
00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,078
- where we left off.
- Uh-huh.
642
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:40,080
- I'll be back.
- Mmm-hmm.
643
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,999
I don't know when I'll be back.
644
00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:45,335
I love you.
645
00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:47,421
Okay.
646
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,115
- Get out.
- I'm on lockdown.
647
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,076
Get the fuck out. They're tossing cells.
648
00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:18,911
Where's the stash, huh?
649
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:24,560
It's a drug search. They've got the dogs. If there's dogs, they're gonna sniff me
and make me squat and cough.
650
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:29,797
Hmm. No one said this was going up
your fuck crack. Okay? Open wide.
651
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:30,714
- Fuck no.
- Yeah.
652
00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:32,216
I am not your Maria Full of Grace.
653
00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:34,718
I know what happens if that opens up
in my stomach. I die!
654
00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:37,513
A lot of shit in prison
can kill you, right?
655
00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:39,431
Come on.
656
00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:40,807
Come on. Come on.
657
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:43,644
There we go.
658
00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:04,290
Doin' okay, inmate? You look kind of pale.
659
00:43:05,499 --> 00:43:08,002
I'm always pale. I'm a winter.
660
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:09,962
Bingo in 206!
661
00:43:15,634 --> 00:43:16,927
I think I'm a autumn.
662
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:21,599
112 is hot.
663
00:43:21,682 --> 00:43:23,142
So is 113.
664
00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:24,435
Shit.
665
00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:26,562
It's like heroin Christmas in here.
666
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,109
You feeling okay, sir?
667
00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:35,112
I just saw an inmate as pale as you are.
668
00:43:35,195 --> 00:43:37,197
Might be a stomach bug goin' around.
669
00:43:38,073 --> 00:43:39,241
Yeah.
670
00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:41,827
Yeah, I... I might have a bug.
671
00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:05,517
What the fuck happened?
672
00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:07,144
Since when did Daddy start usin'?
673
00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:08,687
What are you talking about?
674
00:44:09,271 --> 00:44:11,732
They found a shit ton of drugs
in the sweep, okay?
675
00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:13,275
This could all lead back to us.
676
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,611
God. Listen. Just relax.
677
00:44:15,694 --> 00:44:18,405
I'll talk to Daddy. I'll make sure
she keeps her shit together.
678
00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:21,074
What?
679
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,620
Daddy's dead.
680
00:44:25,412 --> 00:44:27,373
No. No, she's just fucked up.
681
00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:29,333
She's dead, all right?
682
00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:33,504
And so are you if any of this comes back
to bite us in the ass.
683
00:44:47,267 --> 00:44:51,105
♪ If our love had a language ♪
684
00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:57,319
♪ Fingers and thumbs ♪
685
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,783
♪ Tumble down here ♪
686
00:45:06,161 --> 00:45:08,956
♪ You tumble down love ♪
687
00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:15,629
♪ As long as I'm breathing ♪
688
00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:17,881
Whoa!
689
00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:24,638
Shit.
God damn it!
690
00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:26,807
I'm so sorry.
691
00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:29,768
Why are you whispering now?
692
00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:21,028
I am so sorry about this morning.
693
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:22,613
Your work just called me.
694
00:46:22,696 --> 00:46:25,115
Woke up the baby again.
695
00:46:25,199 --> 00:46:27,743
I don't understand why you gave them
my cell phone number.
696
00:46:28,243 --> 00:46:30,283
I didn't have a phone
when I got the job. I'm sorry.
697
00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:31,789
I'll fix it as soon as I'm home.
698
00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:34,856
It doesn't matter.
They called to say they're letting you go.
699
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,585
Yeah.
700
00:46:36,668 --> 00:46:38,271
They want you to know
that they like you a lot,
701
00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:40,506
but they need someone
with a more dependable schedule.
702
00:46:41,089 --> 00:46:43,217
What about the dishwasher's pickleball?
703
00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,552
Never mind.
704
00:46:45,886 --> 00:46:47,054
This is really bad.
705
00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:49,306
I'm gonna go back to sleep now.
706
00:46:49,389 --> 00:46:51,058
Sorry about your job, Pipes.
707
00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:53,352
We'll give you a grace week on the rent.
708
00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:54,436
- No!
- But seriously,
709
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,189
you should really talk to Dad
about maybe helping you out.
710
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,739
It's okay, baby.
711
00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:07,323
Don't cry.
712
00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:11,370
What do you want?
713
00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:14,540
I'm here to see Daddy.
We talked about it yesterday.
714
00:47:15,123 --> 00:47:16,291
What?
715
00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:17,751
Daddy's dead.
716
00:48:00,085 --> 00:48:02,629
- Hi. Sorry I'm late.
- It's fine.
717
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,965
I mean, we only have
nine minutes now, but it's fine.
718
00:48:05,048 --> 00:48:06,633
Somebody's grumpy.
719
00:48:07,634 --> 00:48:09,803
Sorry. I had, like, the day from hell.
720
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:10,971
Jinx. So did I.
721
00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:13,932
What happened?
722
00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:18,562
Let's just be together.
723
00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:22,232
I like that.
724
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:25,485
Mmm.
725
00:48:54,556 --> 00:48:56,934
I can't believe
I'm finally seeing your face.
726
00:48:58,393 --> 00:49:00,646
It is good to see you.
727
00:49:08,236 --> 00:49:09,404
How was your drive up?
728
00:49:10,405 --> 00:49:11,490
It was fine.
729
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:14,188
Worth it. But how are you doing?
730
00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:20,457
I feel fine. Everything's fine.
731
00:49:22,584 --> 00:49:24,086
It's a cute dress, by the way.
732
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:25,837
You going to a party later?
733
00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:28,507
No. No, I wore it for you.
734
00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:31,802
I wanted to look nice.
Besides, what party would I...
735
00:49:31,885 --> 00:49:32,928
I was joking.
736
00:49:33,929 --> 00:49:35,764
Right. Of course. I knew that.
737
00:49:39,476 --> 00:49:40,769
How's the job going?
738
00:49:41,436 --> 00:49:42,938
Thick Thais treating you right?
739
00:49:43,021 --> 00:49:45,357
- Oh, Thunder Thais.
- Oh, right.
740
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,567
It's good. It's fine.
741
00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:50,362
- Free noodles.
- Hmm.
742
00:49:50,445 --> 00:49:51,947
But I wanna hear about you.
743
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,000
How are you doing? There's nothing to tell.
744
00:49:55,450 --> 00:49:57,035
You know this place.
745
00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:03,959
Actually, there is one thing.
746
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,879
You're never gonna believe
what Nicky showed me on her phone.
747
00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:10,382
What are you doing
with a phone?
748
00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:11,966
It's Nicky's.
749
00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:14,302
You promised me that
you were gonna be playing it safe.
750
00:50:17,305 --> 00:50:20,017
I won't ever look at another
woman's phone again.
751
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:22,894
Scout's honor.
752
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:26,106
I'm sorry. I...
753
00:50:30,944 --> 00:50:32,029
What was on the phone?
754
00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:36,158
It's stupid. It doesn't matter.
755
00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:39,870
Why can't we talk?
756
00:50:41,246 --> 00:50:42,789
This doesn't feel good.
757
00:50:43,498 --> 00:50:45,917
She reminds me of my sister.
Fucking bitch.
758
00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:47,544
Maybe I should stab her, too?
759
00:50:47,627 --> 00:50:49,504
Oh, I'm about to beat these fools.
760
00:50:50,088 --> 00:50:51,088
What day is it?
761
00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:55,093
Why are you so crazy? Stop being crazy.
762
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:56,970
Tomorrow I'll do it.
763
00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:58,889
That bitch is nasty.
764
00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:00,849
I wonder if she killed someone.
765
00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:02,976
She hates me.
766
00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:05,437
Did I shower this week?
767
00:51:05,812 --> 00:51:07,939
I'm so tired of the same conversation.
768
00:51:08,356 --> 00:51:09,941
I'll exercise tomorrow.
769
00:51:10,525 --> 00:51:12,069
I'm gonna go crazy in here.
770
00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:13,820
I shouldn't have said that.
771
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:17,491
Shit. Forgot my mom's birthday again.
772
00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:18,992
This is my life now.
773
00:51:19,659 --> 00:51:20,994
Is it sweater weather yet?
774
00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:22,496
I should've been a dancer.
775
00:51:22,579 --> 00:51:23,872
Her breath reeks.
776
00:51:23,955 --> 00:51:25,415
Fuck a Jennifer Lawrence.
777
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:26,750
She likes me.
778
00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:28,710
These bitches need to shut the fuck up.
779
00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:29,878
Dank ass.
780
00:51:29,961 --> 00:51:32,631
Life goal 12. Write an...
781
00:51:32,714 --> 00:51:33,757
I miss my man.
782
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,467
I can do this.
783
00:51:35,550 --> 00:51:36,384
You know exactly...
784
00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:37,344
These lights!
785
00:51:37,427 --> 00:51:38,887
Is that her real voice?
786
00:51:38,970 --> 00:51:41,324
Party of Five. That's the show
I was trying to come up with.
787
00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:42,474
She's such a liar.
788
00:51:42,557 --> 00:51:44,518
Her nose is so weird...
789
00:51:49,981 --> 00:51:52,381
I wonder if she killed someone. Where's she think she going?
790
00:52:40,782 --> 00:52:42,242
What did she say?
791
00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:44,411
She says it's all different now.
792
00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:50,584
♪ On the opposite ♪
793
00:52:51,251 --> 00:52:57,716
♪ Sides of the bed ♪
794
00:52:57,799 --> 00:53:02,053
♪ Keep it out ♪
795
00:53:02,762 --> 00:53:07,601
♪ Keep it in ♪
796
00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:12,355
♪ I'll keep you out ♪ ♪ So you never see me unraveling ♪
797
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:22,073
♪ You want all the promises made ♪
798
00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:27,746
♪ But I don't have the energy to suffice ♪
799
00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:33,084
♪ Watch me while I disengage ♪
800
00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:37,839
♪ You might even feel nice ♪
60390
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