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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,407 --> 00:01:18,408 Shit! 2 00:01:33,715 --> 00:01:35,257 What's up? Where are you, Maru? 3 00:01:35,425 --> 00:01:37,719 We're leaving. Open the door! 4 00:01:37,884 --> 00:01:42,139 Where are you, Paquita la del Barrio? 5 00:02:34,525 --> 00:02:36,943 I don't understand why we came to this farce of a wedding. 6 00:02:37,027 --> 00:02:38,446 Just look at them! Such cynics! 7 00:02:38,529 --> 00:02:39,863 No one believes you! 8 00:02:41,449 --> 00:02:42,949 That's why I'm never getting married. 9 00:02:43,033 --> 00:02:44,951 You're not getting married, Maru, 10 00:02:45,035 --> 00:02:47,162 because your boyfriend never gave you a ring. 11 00:02:47,329 --> 00:02:48,163 Shut up, stupid! 12 00:02:48,330 --> 00:02:50,082 Oh, yeah! Long live the newlyweds. 13 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:52,460 But how about two weeks ago? 14 00:02:57,715 --> 00:02:58,591 Him, too? 15 00:02:59,216 --> 00:03:00,926 -Yeah. -Arthur? 16 00:03:01,009 --> 00:03:02,387 You don't know the things he does! 17 00:03:02,553 --> 00:03:04,389 Give it to me! Give it to me! 18 00:03:04,930 --> 00:03:06,223 Very good. 19 00:03:06,432 --> 00:03:08,266 Long live the newlyweds! 20 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,234 We are two. Two. 21 00:03:17,359 --> 00:03:19,903 -What's your name, sir? -Camilo Escobar. 22 00:03:20,237 --> 00:03:22,573 Escobar. And you, sir, what's your name? 23 00:03:22,657 --> 00:03:24,534 -Me? Renato. -Renato what? 24 00:03:24,617 --> 00:03:28,036 -Zamarripa. -Zamarripa. Escobar. 25 00:03:28,538 --> 00:03:30,456 I'm sorry, sir, you are not on the list. 26 00:03:30,956 --> 00:03:32,625 -What? -You're not on the list. 27 00:03:32,792 --> 00:03:37,003 That's a problem because we have to get in 28 00:03:37,379 --> 00:03:40,173 to talk to Arthur, friend. 29 00:03:40,675 --> 00:03:43,803 -Bye. -No, no! I can't, I'm sorry. No... 30 00:03:48,724 --> 00:03:49,725 I can't. 31 00:03:50,308 --> 00:03:51,977 Are you serious, Cadaver! 32 00:03:52,185 --> 00:03:53,771 Came to Acapulco and weren't invited! 33 00:03:53,855 --> 00:03:55,272 You're something else, man! 34 00:03:55,355 --> 00:03:58,150 I was invited, man! Fucking Arthur told me so. 35 00:03:58,233 --> 00:04:01,153 He said: "You're invited, Cadaver. Don't miss the party." 36 00:04:01,236 --> 00:04:03,363 Well, you're not on the list, man! You're not... 37 00:04:03,448 --> 00:04:05,198 When have I failed you? Wait... 38 00:04:05,282 --> 00:04:07,493 He can drop dead, right? 39 00:04:07,702 --> 00:04:09,579 He doesn't know the kind of woman he dumped. 40 00:04:09,662 --> 00:04:11,706 No, he doesn't know. He won't find anyone like you. 41 00:04:11,873 --> 00:04:13,875 -Ever! -My little Maru, babe... 42 00:04:13,957 --> 00:04:15,585 why do we have to get married? 43 00:04:15,751 --> 00:04:17,920 Then he dumps me and goes to Cuba! 44 00:04:19,087 --> 00:04:22,633 Ciao, bye, sayonara! 45 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,051 Your name was... 46 00:04:29,139 --> 00:04:31,224 Ice, ice! The ice is here! 47 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:37,147 You're the man! 48 00:04:38,608 --> 00:04:39,650 Cheers! 49 00:04:43,403 --> 00:04:45,573 -Man, there's Maru. -Who's Maru? 50 00:04:46,281 --> 00:04:48,868 See the one in the red dress? The one next to her. 51 00:04:49,993 --> 00:04:51,203 It's always the same. 52 00:04:52,329 --> 00:04:54,122 What's up, Maru? 53 00:04:54,372 --> 00:04:57,334 -Don't you remember me? -Not at all. 54 00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,294 I give them a year. 55 00:04:59,461 --> 00:05:02,047 I sent you a friend request on Facebook... 56 00:05:02,757 --> 00:05:05,175 -about six months ago. -Yeah? 57 00:05:05,342 --> 00:05:08,513 -Why? -So we could chat and... 58 00:05:09,639 --> 00:05:10,806 -Hey. -What? 59 00:05:11,807 --> 00:05:14,309 -Let's go. -Wait. Wait! 60 00:05:14,810 --> 00:05:17,605 Girls, can we sit down? 61 00:05:17,688 --> 00:05:20,357 Children, why don't you go find your parents? 62 00:05:21,692 --> 00:05:22,818 That was good. Really good. 63 00:05:23,569 --> 00:05:24,737 Really good. 64 00:05:25,696 --> 00:05:27,364 Yuck. 65 00:05:28,991 --> 00:05:30,492 -Dry yourself off. -Don't touch me! 66 00:05:39,835 --> 00:05:40,753 What? 67 00:05:41,629 --> 00:05:43,129 What are you looking at? 68 00:05:45,173 --> 00:05:48,010 Ladies and gentlemen, let the party begin. 69 00:06:40,562 --> 00:06:43,440 Hurry up or I'll piss myself! 70 00:06:50,155 --> 00:06:51,239 Damn! 71 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:53,325 Are you okay? 72 00:06:54,994 --> 00:06:57,747 -Why are you grabbing me? -You almost fell... 73 00:06:57,955 --> 00:06:59,999 Why do you keep staring at me? 74 00:07:01,374 --> 00:07:03,126 Do you wanna kiss me, or what? 75 00:08:15,157 --> 00:08:16,158 Pau! 76 00:08:17,617 --> 00:08:18,703 Dani! 77 00:08:21,621 --> 00:08:25,500 ONE MONTH LATER 78 00:08:28,045 --> 00:08:29,714 Maru, are you okay? 79 00:08:30,172 --> 00:08:31,090 Yeah. 80 00:08:32,842 --> 00:08:33,926 No way! 81 00:08:36,636 --> 00:08:38,055 We have to get together! 82 00:08:38,304 --> 00:08:40,640 I can't believe it, Maru! We're going to be aunts. 83 00:08:40,808 --> 00:08:44,061 -Congratulations! -Wait just a minute... 84 00:08:45,270 --> 00:08:47,564 Let me see. Maru, don't make that face. Now I'm worried. 85 00:08:48,273 --> 00:08:49,566 Doesn't Juan Pablo want it? 86 00:08:49,734 --> 00:08:51,777 It's just that... It isn't Juan Pablo's. 87 00:08:51,944 --> 00:08:52,862 What? 88 00:08:53,570 --> 00:08:55,405 Do you remember who I was with at the wedding? 89 00:08:55,488 --> 00:08:57,158 -You're kidding, right? -No, for real. 90 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:58,700 I don't remember who I was with. 91 00:08:58,784 --> 00:09:00,618 -But he's the father. -Weren't you cautious? 92 00:09:00,702 --> 00:09:02,747 I stopped taking the pill when Juan Pablo dumped me. 93 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:07,584 No way! No, I mean, you can give up milk, alcohol, fat... 94 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:08,878 -Gluten. -Right. 95 00:09:08,961 --> 00:09:11,088 -Gluten is bad for you. -You can stop fucking, 96 00:09:11,172 --> 00:09:14,008 but even so you never stop taking the pill, ever! Maru! 97 00:09:14,175 --> 00:09:15,341 How's I to know I'd end up 98 00:09:15,508 --> 00:09:18,303 -with a guy I don't even know? -Oh, no. How could that happen? 99 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:19,805 You were not on the rebound after 100 00:09:19,889 --> 00:09:22,767 spending five years with a guy who didn't give you a ring. 101 00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:24,143 -That would've been -Paulina... 102 00:09:24,226 --> 00:09:26,228 the best day of your life, you weren't half drunk. 103 00:09:26,311 --> 00:09:27,604 -Like my mother! -How'd that 104 00:09:27,813 --> 00:09:31,399 -happen, Maru? Give me a break! -I need to know who the guy is. 105 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:33,526 Maru, didn't he wear a condom? 106 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:35,320 -Gross! -I don't know. 107 00:09:35,403 --> 00:09:36,906 What will you do if you get AIDS? 108 00:09:36,989 --> 00:09:38,866 -A sore! -Chlamydia! 109 00:09:38,949 --> 00:09:40,325 -Gonorrhea! -Syphilis! 110 00:09:40,533 --> 00:09:42,452 -Trichomoniasis! -What? 111 00:09:43,204 --> 00:09:44,329 What is that? 112 00:09:44,789 --> 00:09:48,250 -It exists, it itches like hell... -Did you get it? 113 00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:50,418 -I've been told. -Alright! 114 00:09:51,711 --> 00:09:53,296 Thanks! 115 00:09:56,341 --> 00:09:58,635 Really? Don't you remember anything, Maru? 116 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:01,763 Shit. 117 00:10:02,639 --> 00:10:03,765 The pictures! 118 00:10:04,016 --> 00:10:05,308 The pictures of the wedding! 119 00:10:05,391 --> 00:10:06,392 Of course, the pictures. 120 00:10:09,188 --> 00:10:10,231 Here's one. 121 00:10:19,656 --> 00:10:20,657 Dani. 122 00:10:24,078 --> 00:10:25,996 -Delete that picture! -No, I won't delete it. 123 00:10:26,163 --> 00:10:28,082 Delete that picture, Paulina. Say something. 124 00:10:28,249 --> 00:10:30,167 You shouldn't have pissed with the door open. 125 00:10:30,251 --> 00:10:31,877 You posed for this. You're screwed. 126 00:10:32,044 --> 00:10:33,295 That's really low, man! 127 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:42,096 Hey, who's this little guy? He's in a lot of pictures. 128 00:10:44,098 --> 00:10:46,225 Aren't they the ones who sat at our table? 129 00:10:46,391 --> 00:10:48,227 Of course! Now I remember! 130 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:50,020 Look, here they are. 131 00:10:50,104 --> 00:10:51,688 -And here. -And here. 132 00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:55,817 -Oh, no! -What? 133 00:10:58,403 --> 00:10:59,821 I just remembered... 134 00:11:05,911 --> 00:11:07,246 Is that him, Maru? 135 00:11:09,414 --> 00:11:12,209 -He could be your son! -Yeah, he is really young. 136 00:11:13,459 --> 00:11:14,836 Who is he? 137 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,389 Hey! What's up? 138 00:11:26,472 --> 00:11:29,059 Hey, Lau, how are you? Where are you? 139 00:11:29,143 --> 00:11:32,562 Oh, great, we just got to Dubai. Just imagine! 140 00:11:32,645 --> 00:11:36,275 Oh, honeymooning in Dubai. 141 00:11:36,358 --> 00:11:38,610 What a trip, so come back already! 142 00:11:39,028 --> 00:11:43,324 -No way! No pain, no gain! -Yes, of course! 143 00:11:43,489 --> 00:11:45,910 Hey, just a quick question... 144 00:11:46,118 --> 00:11:48,578 Daniela is sending you a picture on WhatsApp. 145 00:11:48,661 --> 00:11:51,706 Tell me if you know the guy in it. 146 00:11:52,124 --> 00:11:54,919 The one with a vintage suit. 147 00:11:55,085 --> 00:11:56,086 Let me see. 148 00:11:56,962 --> 00:11:59,924 Who? Oh, that cutie? 149 00:12:01,175 --> 00:12:03,635 -Do you know him? -Not a clue. 150 00:12:03,969 --> 00:12:05,762 He could be one of Arthur's friends, right? 151 00:12:05,971 --> 00:12:07,680 I don't think so, I have never saw him. 152 00:12:07,764 --> 00:12:09,641 -Why don't you ask him? -Let me see. 153 00:12:09,891 --> 00:12:13,062 Love, it's Paulina. She wants to know if you know this guy. 154 00:12:13,145 --> 00:12:15,647 Who, that dude? Of course I don't know him. 155 00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:17,149 Just look at him, he's a nobody. 156 00:12:17,232 --> 00:12:18,984 -Why would I know him? -Okay, chill out! 157 00:12:19,109 --> 00:12:20,693 No, eh! Not a clue. 158 00:12:20,902 --> 00:12:24,864 -Why, do you like him? -No way. I'll tell you later. 159 00:12:24,949 --> 00:12:27,952 If he remembers... Have him call if he remembers. 160 00:12:28,327 --> 00:12:29,619 Then you have no idea who he is? 161 00:12:29,702 --> 00:12:32,164 Nope. He's probably some party crasher. 162 00:12:32,497 --> 00:12:35,708 Okay, Lau, I'll let you go. A kiss. Say hi to Arthur. 163 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:39,129 And bring me a millionaire from Dubai. 164 00:12:40,047 --> 00:12:42,424 Okay, love you. Bye. 165 00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:45,344 No one knows who he is. 166 00:12:48,513 --> 00:12:49,847 You really fucked up. 167 00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:54,228 Rana, the Frog! 168 00:12:54,395 --> 00:12:56,271 -La Rana! -What? Is that a position? 169 00:12:56,981 --> 00:12:59,565 The guy in the picture you asked me about. 170 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:01,526 He's called Rana. 171 00:13:01,943 --> 00:13:04,737 -No way, Arturo! What the fuck? -Yeah. He's Cadaver's friend. 172 00:13:04,821 --> 00:13:06,365 Who the fuck is Cadaver? 173 00:13:06,448 --> 00:13:08,367 He's the Colombian, the dealer. 174 00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:10,160 Oh, no. It can't be! 175 00:13:10,244 --> 00:13:11,703 -What? -What do you mean what? 176 00:13:11,869 --> 00:13:13,998 I'm about to come and you're thinking about frogs? 177 00:13:20,379 --> 00:13:22,922 They call him La Rana. He's Cadaver's friend. Watch out! 178 00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:25,384 Now let me get back to fucking, it's my honeymoon! 179 00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:27,386 Thanks for calling, Lau. 180 00:13:39,398 --> 00:13:42,026 Why don't you learn to open the door, you mutt? 181 00:13:48,865 --> 00:13:49,991 No way! 182 00:14:05,548 --> 00:14:07,176 What's up, Maru? 183 00:14:08,009 --> 00:14:10,887 -Long time no see! -Hi, how are you? 184 00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:11,971 Fine. 185 00:14:12,347 --> 00:14:14,891 What a nice surprise. What brings you here? 186 00:14:15,683 --> 00:14:19,104 Well, Plutarco, could you wait in the car a minute? 187 00:14:22,441 --> 00:14:25,319 -I want to ask a favor. -You wanna come in? 188 00:14:26,236 --> 00:14:27,529 Well, yeah. That might be best. 189 00:14:30,074 --> 00:14:33,618 -Are you moving? -No, it's not contraband. 190 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,036 So, welcome. 191 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,456 -Give me a minute. -Here? 192 00:14:40,459 --> 00:14:43,170 Sorry... Has he been vaccinated? 193 00:14:44,712 --> 00:14:46,173 Yes. 194 00:14:46,964 --> 00:14:48,383 -Ready. -Wow. 195 00:14:54,847 --> 00:14:56,475 My goodness! 196 00:14:56,641 --> 00:14:59,685 -Damn! -Damn! 197 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:05,526 Damn Rafa! Why do you watch that filth on my computer? 198 00:15:06,235 --> 00:15:07,860 I'm going to tell mom. 199 00:15:09,946 --> 00:15:12,533 I'm sorry, it's just that... 200 00:15:13,242 --> 00:15:15,034 I have a teenage brother who 201 00:15:15,244 --> 00:15:18,539 is exploring his body and borrows my stuff. 202 00:15:20,748 --> 00:15:22,209 So... What a nice surprise. 203 00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:24,752 -Who gave you my address? -Arthur. 204 00:15:24,919 --> 00:15:28,340 -Oh, damn Arthur. -Yeah, him. 205 00:15:29,966 --> 00:15:32,677 Okay, well I live here with my grandma, see? 206 00:15:33,094 --> 00:15:36,181 It's temporary. I'm moving to my own place... 207 00:15:37,098 --> 00:15:38,433 -That's great! -Yeah, yeah. 208 00:15:38,517 --> 00:15:42,645 I heard you have a friend called Rana? 209 00:15:42,728 --> 00:15:44,189 -Renato? -I don't know. 210 00:15:44,273 --> 00:15:47,066 -They call him Rana. -Ah, no. 211 00:15:47,151 --> 00:15:50,027 -No? -No, no. 212 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,197 Didn't you... You went to the wedding with him. 213 00:15:52,281 --> 00:15:53,698 I saw you in the pictures with him. 214 00:15:53,781 --> 00:15:55,700 -Oh, that Rana! -Yeah. 215 00:15:55,783 --> 00:15:58,287 -Rana, yes. -Yes, Rana, yes. 216 00:15:58,370 --> 00:15:59,912 -Did he steal from you? -Huh? 217 00:16:00,289 --> 00:16:03,458 Damn Rana, what an asshole. What an asshole! 218 00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:05,335 Let's visit him, beat the shit out of him. 219 00:16:05,502 --> 00:16:07,128 No, I mean, not that I know, but... 220 00:16:07,546 --> 00:16:10,257 So, you know where he lives then? 221 00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:11,924 No. 222 00:16:12,008 --> 00:16:14,010 But you said: We'll go to his house and... 223 00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:16,346 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 224 00:16:25,397 --> 00:16:27,982 -My son will be right here. -Thank you, ma'am. 225 00:16:28,192 --> 00:16:31,486 So, where did you meet my little Renato? 226 00:16:32,111 --> 00:16:33,614 At a wedding. 227 00:16:33,738 --> 00:16:36,533 Oh, I thought you were in high school equivalence together. 228 00:16:36,617 --> 00:16:37,618 High school? 229 00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:41,120 No, I... I finished college. 230 00:16:41,205 --> 00:16:43,540 I have a Master's in Social Development. 231 00:16:43,624 --> 00:16:46,042 Oh, a graduate! 232 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,545 Then you're older than my little Renato. 233 00:16:48,629 --> 00:16:51,590 You like them young, eh? Cradle robber. 234 00:16:51,673 --> 00:16:53,383 No, not really, ma'am. 235 00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:57,011 You have no idea how the neighbors come on to him. 236 00:16:57,094 --> 00:17:00,014 That's why I tell him if he messes around 237 00:17:00,097 --> 00:17:02,684 -to wear a condom. -Ah, well, you should tell him 238 00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:05,520 more often because sometimes he forgets, you know? 239 00:17:05,604 --> 00:17:07,272 Don't tell me you... 240 00:17:08,064 --> 00:17:10,733 -You lucky thing! -No, no, what are you thinking? 241 00:17:10,816 --> 00:17:13,362 -No way, ma'am. -I thought he was still a virgin. 242 00:17:13,445 --> 00:17:15,405 Not you, my little Renato. 243 00:17:15,572 --> 00:17:17,949 He never tells me anything, you know? 244 00:17:19,992 --> 00:17:23,330 I'm going to give you some advice, woman to woman. 245 00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:25,624 It's not right for you to go looking for him. 246 00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:27,709 You won't get anything. 247 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,753 Men are bastards, sweetie. 248 00:17:30,836 --> 00:17:35,342 You show them a little interest, they just use you and leave. 249 00:17:35,425 --> 00:17:38,303 That's what happened with his father, when I was young. 250 00:17:38,387 --> 00:17:41,013 We met every Monday at this cheap hotel. 251 00:17:41,097 --> 00:17:42,724 Over by Alvaro Obregon. 252 00:17:42,807 --> 00:17:45,686 -Niza Hotel, do you know it? -No, I haven't had the pleasure. 253 00:17:45,768 --> 00:17:48,730 Well, you're not missing much. There are better ones now. 254 00:17:49,273 --> 00:17:50,898 So the bastard... 255 00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:54,235 was married with two kids. Little kids. 256 00:17:54,444 --> 00:17:56,571 You should have heard him 257 00:17:56,738 --> 00:18:00,199 all the times he promised me he was getting a divorce! 258 00:18:00,284 --> 00:18:01,951 That his wife didn't understand him 259 00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:03,828 and I was the love of his life. 260 00:18:03,911 --> 00:18:07,081 He used to call me his little grape! 261 00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:10,001 But it was my fault. You know why? 262 00:18:10,084 --> 00:18:13,505 Because all he wanted was sex. 263 00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:16,550 And one day, I said: Oh yeah? So I got pregnant. 264 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:19,386 Yeah, well it runs in the family! 265 00:18:19,844 --> 00:18:20,928 Hey, mom. 266 00:18:21,722 --> 00:18:24,849 Oh, shit! I thought it was someone else. 267 00:18:28,269 --> 00:18:31,315 Maru, hey. Wait up! 268 00:18:31,939 --> 00:18:33,400 Wait, Maru. What can I do for you? 269 00:18:33,483 --> 00:18:35,444 Nothing. You haven't even finished high school. 270 00:18:35,527 --> 00:18:38,112 No way! You live with your momma. That's all I need! 271 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,823 -Wait, don't go! -Don't touch me! 272 00:18:41,282 --> 00:18:42,825 -What do you want? -Me? 273 00:18:43,452 --> 00:18:44,827 Come on. You come looking for me 274 00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,829 and all of a sudden you stand up and leave. 275 00:18:47,581 --> 00:18:49,123 What? How did you know where I live? 276 00:18:49,206 --> 00:18:51,626 Your friend the smuggler told me. And get dressed already! 277 00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:52,877 You think you're hot or what? 278 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,422 -You're pitiful, my friend. -I was taking a bath. 279 00:18:56,381 --> 00:18:57,965 Hey, wait. 280 00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,217 Let's go back to the house, I'll get dressed and talk. 281 00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:02,928 Don't worry, I can tell you now. 282 00:19:05,973 --> 00:19:07,266 I'm pregnant! 283 00:19:07,975 --> 00:19:08,976 What? 284 00:19:11,145 --> 00:19:13,357 -Congratulations! -Congratulations? 285 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:14,899 Is that bad? 286 00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:17,902 No, it's not bad. It's fucked up! 287 00:19:19,195 --> 00:19:22,239 Maru, wait. If there's anything I can do... 288 00:19:22,407 --> 00:19:24,909 Thanks a lot! How sweet! Really? 289 00:19:25,201 --> 00:19:28,329 No, you and I never met or crossed paths. 290 00:19:29,205 --> 00:19:30,832 I don't want to see you ever again. 291 00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:32,626 Why not? 292 00:19:34,628 --> 00:19:37,088 Why? Because next time you should listen to your mother 293 00:19:37,171 --> 00:19:39,298 and wear a condom. Asshole! 294 00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:41,635 You know what? Do me a favor. 295 00:19:41,718 --> 00:19:43,428 What'd you think? I nabbed the rich chick? 296 00:19:43,512 --> 00:19:45,389 Well, I don't shit gold! So I hope you'll show 297 00:19:45,472 --> 00:19:48,099 some responsibility and pay for half the abortion. 298 00:19:48,182 --> 00:19:50,935 -And don't think it will be cheap. -What do you mean abortion? 299 00:19:51,018 --> 00:19:53,229 Yes, write down my phone number. I have to go. 300 00:19:53,312 --> 00:19:55,147 -You'll get an abortion? -Here's my number. 301 00:19:55,231 --> 00:19:57,316 -I have to go. -Where? I didn't bring... 302 00:19:58,485 --> 00:20:00,194 Okay, give me yours. 303 00:20:00,945 --> 00:20:04,073 55 44 22... 304 00:20:04,156 --> 00:20:06,117 Oh, wait, that's my old lady's. 305 00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:08,077 I'm sorry, it's just that... 306 00:20:08,911 --> 00:20:12,123 they start the same 55 44... 307 00:20:12,915 --> 00:20:15,502 23 78 82... 308 00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:18,588 -but I don't have any credit. -What? 309 00:20:19,423 --> 00:20:20,549 I have no credit. 310 00:20:21,508 --> 00:20:22,967 Don't worry. I'll borrow 100 pesos 311 00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,343 from mom and buy some. 312 00:20:24,428 --> 00:20:26,011 Don't bother. I know where you live. 313 00:20:26,847 --> 00:20:28,013 You killed it, eh? 314 00:20:28,347 --> 00:20:30,892 You crash a wedding you weren't invited to, 315 00:20:31,058 --> 00:20:32,727 you really lucked out! 316 00:20:32,894 --> 00:20:35,647 You hook up with the hottest chick at the party and you... 317 00:20:35,938 --> 00:20:36,981 Don't laugh! 318 00:20:37,774 --> 00:20:39,860 You took advantage of me. You come into my room 319 00:20:39,942 --> 00:20:42,487 and fuck me without me knowing it and then you disappear. 320 00:20:43,864 --> 00:20:45,574 You're a faggot! 321 00:20:47,826 --> 00:20:49,536 Just like your father! 322 00:20:56,417 --> 00:20:58,335 How do you know what my father is like? 323 00:21:26,405 --> 00:21:27,908 An abortion, the easy way out. 324 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,117 I don't agree, eh? That's my opinion. 325 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,537 Daniela, she isn't going to have a baby with some guy 326 00:21:32,621 --> 00:21:34,623 she doesn't even know. He doesn't go to school, 327 00:21:34,706 --> 00:21:37,501 doesn't have a job, he's broke. 328 00:21:37,584 --> 00:21:38,960 Lives with his mother, a nutcase. 329 00:21:39,043 --> 00:21:40,754 Well, next time watch who you hook up with. 330 00:21:40,879 --> 00:21:43,088 -What a bitch. Really? -Why? 331 00:21:43,255 --> 00:21:44,966 How did you make out with the Brazilian? 332 00:21:45,174 --> 00:21:47,051 -Hey. -Hey! 333 00:21:47,134 --> 00:21:50,514 Dani. I was looking for you. 334 00:21:50,597 --> 00:21:53,600 He isn't Brazilian, he's Argentinian. 335 00:21:53,934 --> 00:21:54,893 So? 336 00:21:54,976 --> 00:21:57,771 And that was the weekend I broke up with Adrian. 337 00:21:57,854 --> 00:22:00,481 Oh, right. So he saw an opening and scored. 338 00:22:00,649 --> 00:22:02,149 You got back with him on Monday? 339 00:22:02,651 --> 00:22:05,904 Yeah, I've never cheated on Adrian. 340 00:22:05,987 --> 00:22:07,614 -Never. -Hello. 341 00:22:10,032 --> 00:22:11,450 Can we talk, Maru? 342 00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:13,327 Juan Pablo, what are you doing here? 343 00:22:13,452 --> 00:22:16,247 Well, I'll leave you. You have a lot to talk about, right? 344 00:22:17,164 --> 00:22:19,166 Think about what you're going to do, Maru and... 345 00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:21,377 I would ask Juan Pablo's advice. 346 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:24,046 -Advice about what? -Have her tell you... 347 00:22:24,881 --> 00:22:26,883 Maru, call me. 348 00:22:27,174 --> 00:22:29,301 I'll support whatever you decide, okay? 349 00:22:29,385 --> 00:22:32,429 -Thanks, Pau. -No, I'm not talking to you, man. 350 00:22:32,513 --> 00:22:33,765 You have nothing to do with it. 351 00:22:35,976 --> 00:22:37,059 Don't go. 352 00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:39,604 Can I sit down? 353 00:22:40,521 --> 00:22:42,732 -Really, dude. -Pregnant? 354 00:22:43,692 --> 00:22:45,192 You didn't tell me, asshole. 355 00:22:45,526 --> 00:22:48,320 You fucked Maru. No shit, man, 356 00:22:48,487 --> 00:22:50,322 you really scored big time. 357 00:22:52,701 --> 00:22:54,326 And what are you going to do? 358 00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:57,622 I'm a man, right? I'm going for it. 359 00:23:00,082 --> 00:23:01,083 No way! 360 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,294 Don't you see? 361 00:23:03,837 --> 00:23:06,006 -What? -I'm going to be a father. 362 00:23:06,171 --> 00:23:08,465 Right, so take a hit to celebrate. 363 00:23:10,969 --> 00:23:12,053 A dad! 364 00:23:13,805 --> 00:23:15,180 Do you know where Maru lives? 365 00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:19,060 I'm thinking about what to say to her. I mean, 366 00:23:19,686 --> 00:23:21,062 -what can I say? -Just that! 367 00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:23,773 Just that! That you thought about it... To give you a chance, 368 00:23:24,273 --> 00:23:26,275 that you'll take care of the kid, man. 369 00:23:26,610 --> 00:23:29,570 Look secure, responsible, dude. 370 00:23:29,821 --> 00:23:32,699 Then you move into her house. 371 00:23:33,490 --> 00:23:34,618 Can you imagine? 372 00:23:34,951 --> 00:23:36,410 She must have two maids, man. 373 00:23:36,577 --> 00:23:39,748 To make you quesadillas and take them to your room. 374 00:23:39,914 --> 00:23:42,416 No washing dishes or making beds. 375 00:23:43,043 --> 00:23:45,544 Her parents will probably buy you a car, dude. 376 00:23:45,837 --> 00:23:47,756 -I don't think so. -What do you mean? 377 00:23:47,922 --> 00:23:50,591 And after you settle in... 378 00:23:50,842 --> 00:23:52,384 you invite me to watch the game. 379 00:23:52,468 --> 00:23:54,012 No, no, no. Hold on! 380 00:23:57,139 --> 00:23:59,141 -No, don't even get out. -What's with that guy? 381 00:23:59,851 --> 00:24:02,186 The mother of your child with another dude. 382 00:24:02,603 --> 00:24:03,980 That's not cool, man. 383 00:24:05,564 --> 00:24:08,735 Please give me another chance. I swear I won't let you down. 384 00:24:08,818 --> 00:24:10,820 Should've thought about that before going to Cuba. 385 00:24:10,904 --> 00:24:14,365 No, Maru, no. I swear I didn't hook up with anyone. 386 00:24:17,409 --> 00:24:19,788 Right. I was born yesterday! You know what? Just forget it. 387 00:24:19,871 --> 00:24:21,998 Maruchi, listen to me. I... 388 00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:24,918 I want to marry you. 389 00:24:26,168 --> 00:24:27,169 What? 390 00:24:28,170 --> 00:24:29,380 Maru, don't have an abortion. 391 00:24:30,547 --> 00:24:33,802 I thought it over! I'll take care of the baby. 392 00:24:33,885 --> 00:24:35,469 -Who is this asshole? -Asshole? 393 00:24:35,552 --> 00:24:37,554 I'm the father of her child, you fuck! Who are you? 394 00:24:37,722 --> 00:24:38,597 Hey, calm down! 395 00:24:38,682 --> 00:24:40,641 Shit. 396 00:24:41,768 --> 00:24:43,853 Juan Pablo, what's your problem? 397 00:24:44,645 --> 00:24:45,814 Are you alright? 398 00:24:45,897 --> 00:24:47,564 I'm going to beat you up, asshole! 399 00:24:56,281 --> 00:25:00,120 What a letdown! You recriminating me about Cuba 400 00:25:00,285 --> 00:25:04,040 while you were sleeping with that dumb shit! 401 00:25:04,206 --> 00:25:05,917 You are a bitch, babe! 402 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,087 Leave me alone! 403 00:25:12,924 --> 00:25:15,009 Maru, wait! Don't do it! It's not the baby's fault! 404 00:25:15,093 --> 00:25:17,386 -What are you doing here? -Can we talk? 405 00:25:18,722 --> 00:25:21,725 -Maru, look what I brought you. -How embarrassing! 406 00:25:21,891 --> 00:25:24,769 What are you doing with that? How do you know where I work? 407 00:25:26,353 --> 00:25:28,355 What are you doing? What's wrong with you? 408 00:25:29,231 --> 00:25:31,400 -Maru, don't be mad! -Really, this is embarrassing! 409 00:25:31,483 --> 00:25:33,820 -Give us a chance, okay? -Us? Who are you talking about? 410 00:25:33,903 --> 00:25:36,197 What do you mean who? Me! Our child! 411 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,032 Listen, you show up here again and I'll 412 00:25:38,116 --> 00:25:40,409 have Plutarco give you another black eye. Get it? 413 00:25:40,492 --> 00:25:41,911 -You damn stalker! -Why? 414 00:25:41,995 --> 00:25:43,328 -Plutarco! -Miss, please... 415 00:25:43,412 --> 00:25:45,165 -Please, okay? -Yes, don't worry about it. 416 00:25:45,247 --> 00:25:46,582 Maru, think it over, okay? 417 00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:50,837 Just take it down a couple of notches, kid, eh? 418 00:25:51,171 --> 00:25:54,174 And keep at it, man. That's how it works with women. 419 00:25:54,256 --> 00:25:56,258 How's he know where I work? Let's go. 420 00:25:56,341 --> 00:25:58,302 Gosh, who knows how he... 421 00:26:02,098 --> 00:26:04,184 We're just in time. 422 00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:07,896 The fetus is growing, it's up to you. 423 00:26:08,062 --> 00:26:09,646 And how... would it be? 424 00:26:09,730 --> 00:26:11,482 Do you have to hospitalize me or...? 425 00:26:11,648 --> 00:26:15,028 No, no, not at all. It would be right here in the office. 426 00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:17,529 It's quick, no more than half an hour. 427 00:26:17,822 --> 00:26:19,406 And if all goes well... 428 00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:20,616 What do you mean? 429 00:26:20,699 --> 00:26:25,205 Well, it is a procedure and there is always a risk. 430 00:26:25,704 --> 00:26:27,957 It's minimal, but there is one. 431 00:26:28,124 --> 00:26:30,375 And all goes well? 432 00:26:30,584 --> 00:26:33,087 Yes, everything is okay. 433 00:26:33,754 --> 00:26:37,424 You should have your partner come with you that day. 434 00:26:37,508 --> 00:26:38,968 So you'll be more relaxed. 435 00:26:39,135 --> 00:26:41,930 Um, I don't... have a boyfriend. Can you introduce me to someone? 436 00:26:43,223 --> 00:26:45,099 No, no, you're too old. 437 00:26:45,390 --> 00:26:47,434 Well, I'd better bring a girlfriend. 438 00:26:47,601 --> 00:26:50,980 Okay, when shall I schedule it? 439 00:26:51,898 --> 00:26:54,525 -Time is passing! -Yes. 440 00:26:56,194 --> 00:26:59,280 -Aren't you going to pitch in? -Can I have a drag? 441 00:26:59,363 --> 00:27:01,032 -When did you start smoking? -An impulse. 442 00:27:01,199 --> 00:27:02,407 -Give me a drag. -No. 443 00:27:02,867 --> 00:27:04,409 -One puff. -No, you'll slobber on it. 444 00:27:04,493 --> 00:27:07,956 -Here, take one. -Just a drag. No big deal. 445 00:27:14,003 --> 00:27:15,839 I'm going to talk to Francisco later. 446 00:27:23,888 --> 00:27:26,266 Maru, what are you doing? 447 00:27:26,431 --> 00:27:28,977 Don't smoke, it's bad for the baby! 448 00:27:30,686 --> 00:27:33,355 So, the cat is out of the bag! 449 00:27:33,438 --> 00:27:34,983 I don't even know who he is. 450 00:27:43,199 --> 00:27:44,783 He's cute, isn't he? 451 00:27:51,165 --> 00:27:54,919 Okay, relax. Everything will be just fine. 452 00:27:57,379 --> 00:27:59,840 You know, I think I'd rather... 453 00:28:00,133 --> 00:28:01,259 go in alone. 454 00:28:01,633 --> 00:28:03,719 -Are you sure? -No, come with me! 455 00:28:18,567 --> 00:28:19,568 Maru... 456 00:28:21,570 --> 00:28:23,281 -Please listen to me. -No, let me see... 457 00:28:23,488 --> 00:28:26,284 Just listen to me. You're still in time... 458 00:28:26,910 --> 00:28:28,660 I'm sorry, no, you went too far. 459 00:28:28,744 --> 00:28:30,454 This really isn't funny. 460 00:28:30,537 --> 00:28:33,249 -Don't do it. -Really, enough is enough. 461 00:28:34,708 --> 00:28:35,709 Maru... 462 00:28:36,002 --> 00:28:37,337 Hey, give her a break! 463 00:28:42,342 --> 00:28:43,508 It's that way... 464 00:28:44,426 --> 00:28:46,012 so I've been told. 465 00:28:58,649 --> 00:29:00,651 No, how can I not abort now? 466 00:29:11,787 --> 00:29:12,788 I couldn't do it. 467 00:29:13,998 --> 00:29:14,999 What? 468 00:29:16,583 --> 00:29:17,876 I chickened out. 469 00:29:19,544 --> 00:29:22,756 -Then, our son is...? -He's on his way. 470 00:29:23,299 --> 00:29:26,344 What do you mean our son? I have him in my belly, you dork. 471 00:29:28,762 --> 00:29:31,598 -Ranita, you're alive, son! -What's with you? 472 00:29:31,765 --> 00:29:35,019 -I'm your father! -Let go of me! 473 00:29:35,228 --> 00:29:37,021 I'm going to be a dad! 474 00:29:38,563 --> 00:29:40,066 -I love you both! -No, shut up. 475 00:29:40,149 --> 00:29:41,234 No one loves anyone here! 476 00:29:41,317 --> 00:29:42,943 Or I'll go right back in and abort! 477 00:29:43,111 --> 00:29:44,404 -I'll have an abortion. -No! 478 00:29:44,569 --> 00:29:47,198 Our child will hear us! They can already feel things. 479 00:29:48,241 --> 00:29:50,118 -Come in. -So, is your mother home? 480 00:29:50,284 --> 00:29:51,660 Your mother in law? She isn't. 481 00:29:51,827 --> 00:29:53,413 She's not my mother in law. She wishes! 482 00:29:53,495 --> 00:29:55,664 Renato, you and I need to have a serious talk. 483 00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:58,625 She is your mother in law! 484 00:29:59,793 --> 00:30:01,254 You lucky fuck! 485 00:30:01,586 --> 00:30:03,588 -Shit! -Really, man. 486 00:30:04,881 --> 00:30:06,467 So when are you moving in with her? 487 00:30:06,633 --> 00:30:09,886 I don't know, we didn't talk about that, but... 488 00:30:10,304 --> 00:30:11,805 soon, I think. 489 00:30:12,098 --> 00:30:15,309 This time she was really different. 490 00:30:15,517 --> 00:30:18,979 -Really sweet. -Having the baby is one thing, 491 00:30:19,063 --> 00:30:23,317 but that doesn't mean I want anything to do with you, eh? 492 00:30:24,152 --> 00:30:27,779 You bet, dude. It was only a matter of time. She's in! 493 00:30:27,863 --> 00:30:30,491 Yeah, we were talking about our future, man... 494 00:30:30,949 --> 00:30:32,076 It was awesome. 495 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,912 We have no future as a couple, so don't get any ideas. 496 00:30:35,996 --> 00:30:37,706 Are you going to have more kids? 497 00:30:37,873 --> 00:30:41,044 I think so. I mean she didn't come out and say so but... 498 00:30:42,253 --> 00:30:43,504 You can sense it. 499 00:30:43,670 --> 00:30:46,049 You bet your ass! You're connected! It's the universe! 500 00:30:46,215 --> 00:30:47,758 Fuck! 501 00:30:47,924 --> 00:30:50,094 Have you picked your godfather yet? 502 00:30:51,387 --> 00:30:52,388 No. 503 00:30:53,097 --> 00:30:55,349 We didn't talk about that. 504 00:30:55,433 --> 00:30:58,560 Well, I'm available, dude. 505 00:30:58,643 --> 00:31:00,687 If you want, I could... 506 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,858 -That would be awesome. -No pressure. 507 00:31:04,941 --> 00:31:06,444 No, for sure. Done! 508 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,904 Compadres, dude! 509 00:31:09,238 --> 00:31:10,239 Cool! 510 00:31:11,407 --> 00:31:13,367 All we need now is the godmother. 511 00:31:13,451 --> 00:31:14,993 Because there are always two but, hey, 512 00:31:15,078 --> 00:31:16,537 -you can let her choose. -Of course. 513 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:18,539 Yes, yes, let her choose. 514 00:31:18,830 --> 00:31:20,791 It could be, I don't know... 515 00:31:20,874 --> 00:31:22,876 Anyone and the four of us could go out on dates. 516 00:31:23,585 --> 00:31:25,921 The four of us clubbing! 517 00:31:26,255 --> 00:31:27,631 Partying! 518 00:31:28,466 --> 00:31:30,510 It could be Dani or Pau. 519 00:31:31,009 --> 00:31:32,719 Or does she have a hotter friend? 520 00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:35,264 I don't know. I don't think so. 521 00:31:35,431 --> 00:31:37,641 Make it Dani, then. She is beyond hot. 522 00:31:38,016 --> 00:31:40,561 Do you remember that red dress she wore at the wedding? 523 00:31:41,019 --> 00:31:44,357 Dude, she wasn't wearing a bra. 524 00:31:45,607 --> 00:31:48,152 I have dedicated a few to her, man, haven't you? 525 00:31:48,236 --> 00:31:50,070 No way, man, that's my girlfriend's friend! 526 00:31:50,154 --> 00:31:52,406 It's settled then. She'll be the comadre. 527 00:31:52,864 --> 00:31:54,408 So, what are you going to do with him? 528 00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:56,993 -Why don't you give him a shot? -A shot at what? 529 00:31:57,077 --> 00:32:00,206 -After all, he is the father. -No way, Paulina. How could I? 530 00:32:00,373 --> 00:32:01,541 It's worth a try. 531 00:32:01,706 --> 00:32:03,501 If he's a no good loafer, you dump him. 532 00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:06,002 Come off it, Paulina. Cut the bullshit. 533 00:32:06,086 --> 00:32:07,296 You can't marry him. 534 00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:09,549 -I don't plan to marry him. -It's not bullshit. 535 00:32:09,631 --> 00:32:12,468 -I'm not saying they should marry. -What's your idea? 536 00:32:12,968 --> 00:32:14,512 -They could just live together. -What? 537 00:32:14,595 --> 00:32:17,140 Besides, he is cute! 538 00:32:19,308 --> 00:32:22,644 There you go! You'd feast your eyes daily 539 00:32:22,811 --> 00:32:25,273 like a real hot sexy momma. 540 00:32:25,439 --> 00:32:27,150 You're going to be one, you deserve it. 541 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,360 Besides, the baby is going to be good looking. 542 00:32:29,569 --> 00:32:32,028 -And that's important. -Please! 543 00:32:32,112 --> 00:32:35,616 And by the way, what do the senator and the first lady say about this? 544 00:32:37,784 --> 00:32:41,372 So, where did you meet this... young man? 545 00:32:41,455 --> 00:32:43,624 His name is Renato. He's Cadaver's best friend. 546 00:32:45,834 --> 00:32:48,086 -Take off your jacket. -Why? 547 00:32:48,171 --> 00:32:49,671 Cadaver? 548 00:32:50,339 --> 00:32:52,841 Arthur's friend. The one who married Lau. 549 00:32:52,924 --> 00:32:55,886 -I met him at the wedding. -We met at the hitching. 550 00:32:56,845 --> 00:32:58,096 Cadaver! 551 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,475 With a nickname like that he doesn't sound very reliable. 552 00:33:01,642 --> 00:33:04,645 Of course he is, ma. Cadaver is a great guy. 553 00:33:04,811 --> 00:33:06,855 -Isn't he? -Yeah, great. 554 00:33:08,690 --> 00:33:10,443 And what's the occasion, kiddo? 555 00:33:11,444 --> 00:33:13,446 I mean, you hardly ever eat with us. 556 00:33:14,405 --> 00:33:16,072 You're acting strange, no? 557 00:33:18,326 --> 00:33:20,952 Dad! He's just a friend. 558 00:33:21,036 --> 00:33:23,581 I just wanted to introduce him to you. Relax. 559 00:33:23,747 --> 00:33:25,458 Then you're friends, right? 560 00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:28,336 I mean I'm glad because you seem... 561 00:33:28,419 --> 00:33:30,296 too young for my daughter. 562 00:33:30,921 --> 00:33:33,216 -Are you a faggot, Renato? -Julian! 563 00:33:36,552 --> 00:33:38,762 Of course not, sir. No way! 564 00:33:40,598 --> 00:33:44,477 I mean, since my daughter says you are just friends and all... 565 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,020 I don't know if you know she has a boyfriend. 566 00:33:47,103 --> 00:33:49,064 -I don't have a boyfriend! -There you go again! 567 00:33:49,273 --> 00:33:50,566 You'll get back with him. 568 00:33:50,650 --> 00:33:53,944 -I'd rather die, ma! -Well, then you're a fool, 569 00:33:54,362 --> 00:33:57,030 because Juan Pablo is a good boy from a good family. 570 00:33:57,113 --> 00:33:59,575 And a very good lawyer with good prospects. 571 00:34:01,535 --> 00:34:02,827 I'll bring him in the campaign. 572 00:34:02,994 --> 00:34:04,664 He makes great speeches, you have no idea. 573 00:34:04,746 --> 00:34:07,583 Yeah, look, he sent me one: 574 00:34:09,751 --> 00:34:13,129 "Hello, stupid fuck. I hope you enjoyed fucking that little fag." 575 00:34:13,213 --> 00:34:15,549 He means you! "You're probably going to catch something. 576 00:34:15,633 --> 00:34:18,344 I wish I never met you. Rot in hell, you slut." 577 00:34:18,427 --> 00:34:20,429 The nerve of that guy, I swear... 578 00:34:20,845 --> 00:34:23,098 I have more of his speeches if you'd like, eh? 579 00:34:24,099 --> 00:34:26,059 Why did the bastard write something like that? 580 00:34:26,142 --> 00:34:28,354 Because that's what he's like, dad, and because... 581 00:34:29,272 --> 00:34:31,022 Renato and I are having a baby. 582 00:34:31,189 --> 00:34:32,816 -What? -I'm pregnant. 583 00:34:39,282 --> 00:34:40,240 Eat! 584 00:34:40,949 --> 00:34:42,200 Bon appetite! 585 00:34:43,536 --> 00:34:45,787 He's so young. 586 00:34:48,374 --> 00:34:51,251 Not so much. I mean, they all grow up, right? 587 00:34:52,085 --> 00:34:54,630 How will he support you? What will you live on? 588 00:34:54,714 --> 00:34:57,758 He won't support me, ma. We'll just live separately. 589 00:34:58,091 --> 00:35:00,093 What do you mean separately? 590 00:35:00,176 --> 00:35:01,845 What are you talking about, Maria Eugenia? 591 00:35:01,928 --> 00:35:03,639 Mom, I am not going to marry him. 592 00:35:03,723 --> 00:35:05,766 I made one mistake, I won't make another. 593 00:35:06,808 --> 00:35:09,312 I just wanted you to meet him. Not a good idea. 594 00:35:09,729 --> 00:35:13,189 No, no. Why? Why? Dear Lord, why? 595 00:35:13,316 --> 00:35:15,484 What have I done to deserve this? 596 00:35:15,568 --> 00:35:17,861 -What did I do? -Ma, you're exaggerating. 597 00:35:17,944 --> 00:35:19,530 Did you take your pills? 598 00:35:19,697 --> 00:35:22,157 Why didn't you take your pill? 599 00:35:25,703 --> 00:35:27,912 Well, you clearly aren't a faggot, you bastard! 600 00:35:27,996 --> 00:35:29,415 I told you, sir. 601 00:35:30,666 --> 00:35:34,337 But how did it happen? How did this happen? 602 00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:35,588 You want me to tell you how? 603 00:35:35,671 --> 00:35:37,381 Yes. No! 604 00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:40,593 Great. Because your daughter would kill me. 605 00:35:43,679 --> 00:35:45,514 But how could Maru go for you? 606 00:35:46,474 --> 00:35:47,767 I have my charm! 607 00:35:51,269 --> 00:35:53,689 -How old are you? -21. 608 00:35:54,607 --> 00:35:56,400 -21, sir. -21? 609 00:35:57,693 --> 00:35:58,694 Fuck! 610 00:36:01,196 --> 00:36:02,782 Are you at least in school? 611 00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:07,327 -In college? -Well, I'm looking into that... 612 00:36:07,495 --> 00:36:09,413 -I don't understand! -There was some trouble 613 00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:12,123 with a teacher and the fuck stuck it to me! 614 00:36:12,416 --> 00:36:14,209 He didn't like me and he flunked me. 615 00:36:14,292 --> 00:36:17,003 So, next year I'll be going to college. 616 00:36:19,047 --> 00:36:20,508 So you're a lazy fuck? 617 00:36:21,299 --> 00:36:23,636 -Don't be rude, come on. -What do you do? 618 00:36:24,302 --> 00:36:26,096 -Do you have a job? -Right now? 619 00:36:26,262 --> 00:36:29,224 -Yes, now. What do you do? -Well, I'm on sabbatical. 620 00:36:29,307 --> 00:36:30,768 Didn't you ever take a sabbatical? 621 00:36:32,977 --> 00:36:36,272 But this situation changes everything, you know? 622 00:36:36,482 --> 00:36:38,358 The pregnancy, the baby. 623 00:36:39,192 --> 00:36:40,944 I'm going to go to college, sir. 624 00:36:41,027 --> 00:36:44,072 And I'm going to start working right away to save up, see? 625 00:36:44,657 --> 00:36:46,116 Everything is OK. Don't you worry. 626 00:36:46,199 --> 00:36:47,992 What the fuck are you going to work at? 627 00:36:48,076 --> 00:36:50,036 You haven't finished high school, lazy bastard. 628 00:36:52,372 --> 00:36:53,499 Fuck! 629 00:36:55,793 --> 00:36:58,253 This is worse than I thought! 630 00:36:59,337 --> 00:37:00,840 It's not so bad, eh? 631 00:37:18,273 --> 00:37:19,442 Hello, two pizzas... 632 00:37:29,117 --> 00:37:30,828 -Hello. -Marusita, 633 00:37:31,244 --> 00:37:33,121 come here a moment, kiddo. 634 00:37:34,164 --> 00:37:35,248 What's going on? 635 00:37:35,624 --> 00:37:38,960 Sit down, we want to talk to you. 636 00:37:52,390 --> 00:37:54,810 Okay, then, honey, 637 00:37:54,894 --> 00:37:59,397 your father and I have talked over your situation and... 638 00:38:00,106 --> 00:38:02,610 we think the best thing for you would be... 639 00:38:02,693 --> 00:38:04,945 to forget about that boy. 640 00:38:05,028 --> 00:38:06,697 -Renato. -Whatever. 641 00:38:08,448 --> 00:38:10,408 What happened was a mistake. I'll be responsible. 642 00:38:10,493 --> 00:38:13,621 Don't worry, I am not planning on a life with him. So relax. 643 00:38:16,039 --> 00:38:17,500 I'm glad, honey. 644 00:38:17,583 --> 00:38:20,335 That way you can get right back together with Juan Pablo. 645 00:38:20,544 --> 00:38:22,880 -What? -That would be for the best, Maru. 646 00:38:22,963 --> 00:38:26,049 The sooner, the better so no one needs to know. 647 00:38:27,133 --> 00:38:28,844 What are you talking about? 648 00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:32,430 You're not planning on having your baby on your own, are you? 649 00:38:32,515 --> 00:38:34,725 -But Juan Pablo isn't the father! -What do you mean? 650 00:38:34,808 --> 00:38:37,352 Clearly, he is! 651 00:38:39,813 --> 00:38:41,231 Yeah, I agree... 652 00:38:46,529 --> 00:38:49,072 -I can't believe it! -Maru, please. 653 00:38:49,155 --> 00:38:50,991 You mixed up the dates. 654 00:38:51,074 --> 00:38:52,408 That's how we'll get rid of him. 655 00:38:52,492 --> 00:38:55,871 Besides, it serves him right for going to Cuba. 656 00:38:57,288 --> 00:39:00,375 -Dad, what's wrong with you? -Come on Maru, it's election time. OK? 657 00:39:00,458 --> 00:39:03,461 A scandal means less votes. Yes or no? 658 00:39:04,838 --> 00:39:05,839 Kiddo... 659 00:39:10,343 --> 00:39:12,303 -What is it? -Senator, it seems that... 660 00:39:12,387 --> 00:39:14,222 the fiancé is outside well, the suitor, 661 00:39:14,305 --> 00:39:17,433 well, your daughter's... 662 00:39:28,988 --> 00:39:29,863 What? 663 00:39:30,405 --> 00:39:32,825 What are you doing here? No one ordered any pizza. 664 00:39:32,908 --> 00:39:34,577 -No? -What kind is it? 665 00:39:39,582 --> 00:39:41,165 You really are an asshole. 666 00:39:41,249 --> 00:39:43,794 What's wrong? I came to see your daughter. 667 00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:47,505 Listen, I have an offer for you. 668 00:39:49,215 --> 00:39:51,384 I'll give you money and you forget about my daughter. 669 00:39:51,467 --> 00:39:53,679 -What do you think? -No way! 670 00:39:53,762 --> 00:39:57,181 It's to your advantage. It'll be a very good tip. 671 00:39:57,265 --> 00:39:59,602 You sign a contract saying you will never see her again. 672 00:39:59,685 --> 00:40:02,312 And that's it! You can deliver pizzas all over town 673 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,315 -to your heart's content. OK? -Who do you think I am? 674 00:40:06,566 --> 00:40:08,694 I am going to fight to take care of Maru and my son! 675 00:40:08,777 --> 00:40:10,613 You don't have a son, asshole! 676 00:40:10,696 --> 00:40:12,615 Get the hell out of here right now! 677 00:40:12,698 --> 00:40:15,659 Why do you treat me like that? I'm your son in law. 678 00:40:17,118 --> 00:40:19,245 -In your dreams, asshole! -Whatever. 679 00:40:19,747 --> 00:40:22,582 But I am the father of that baby and I won't forsake it! 680 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,752 Listen, Prince Charming, 681 00:40:25,501 --> 00:40:28,463 you are not welcome in our humble abode. 682 00:40:28,546 --> 00:40:30,465 I don't like you, my wife doesn't like you, 683 00:40:30,548 --> 00:40:31,842 my daughter doesn't like you. 684 00:40:32,216 --> 00:40:34,928 Even Boris, the dog, doesn't like you. 685 00:40:36,387 --> 00:40:38,766 Be a man! Have some dignity, asshole. 686 00:40:38,849 --> 00:40:40,893 What's wrong with you? Why do you talk like that? 687 00:40:40,976 --> 00:40:43,436 -Get inside! -Why do you talk to him like that? 688 00:40:43,519 --> 00:40:44,688 Go back in the house, Maru! 689 00:40:45,939 --> 00:40:47,775 -Maru! -Let's go! 690 00:40:47,858 --> 00:40:49,442 -Where? -Let's go! 691 00:40:50,443 --> 00:40:52,320 Get on the bike. 692 00:40:52,738 --> 00:40:54,865 Maru, don't get on that motorbike! 693 00:40:54,948 --> 00:40:55,949 No? 694 00:40:56,157 --> 00:40:57,951 Watch me, watch me. 695 00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:00,495 You're not wearing a helmet. 696 00:41:00,578 --> 00:41:02,665 Yes, here's a helmet. Put it on! 697 00:41:03,666 --> 00:41:06,960 Maria Eugenia, you're pregnant! Don't be irresponsible, please! 698 00:41:10,089 --> 00:41:11,297 Hold on tight! 699 00:41:13,092 --> 00:41:16,095 Little Renato, I told you to wear a condom, son. 700 00:41:16,177 --> 00:41:17,261 What are you going to do? 701 00:41:17,345 --> 00:41:19,932 What do you mean? We're going to have it. 702 00:41:20,099 --> 00:41:22,976 I'm going to open a bank account with my salary. 703 00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:25,478 I work, too, and I'm doing alright, so... 704 00:41:25,561 --> 00:41:27,106 That's good, child, because... 705 00:41:27,271 --> 00:41:30,525 I don't think Renatito can support you. 706 00:41:33,821 --> 00:41:36,322 No, that wasn't the idea, ma'am. 707 00:41:36,531 --> 00:41:39,200 And, where are you going to live, eh? 708 00:41:39,450 --> 00:41:43,579 -We're looking into that... -Looking into it, I get it. 709 00:41:43,663 --> 00:41:45,791 You know you can live here, son. 710 00:41:45,874 --> 00:41:47,835 But let me say one thing: 711 00:41:47,918 --> 00:41:50,294 You'll have to pitch in with the expenses and the chores. 712 00:41:50,378 --> 00:41:52,756 -I can't do it all by myself. -Thank you, ma'am, really, 713 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,383 thanks a lot. But I will stay at my house 714 00:41:55,633 --> 00:41:57,260 and Renato will stay here with you. 715 00:41:57,343 --> 00:41:59,387 That won't change, don't worry. 716 00:41:59,595 --> 00:42:03,976 Whatever you two decide. I don't meddle, it's up to you. 717 00:42:04,059 --> 00:42:06,519 I'm going to bed, I'm really tired. 718 00:42:06,602 --> 00:42:08,521 My coccyx aches! 719 00:42:10,816 --> 00:42:12,151 Have some supper, if you want. 720 00:42:12,233 --> 00:42:13,819 -Thank you, ma'am. -Thanks, ma. 721 00:42:13,902 --> 00:42:16,780 If you want to sleep over, I don't mind. 722 00:42:16,864 --> 00:42:19,742 Just close the door and don't make too much noise, OK? 723 00:42:19,825 --> 00:42:23,244 No need to flaunt what others lack. Don't be mean! 724 00:42:36,674 --> 00:42:37,926 Maru, come here! 725 00:42:38,342 --> 00:42:41,512 -Oh, no, tomorrow, please... -Come here! 726 00:42:41,596 --> 00:42:43,140 I want to go to bed. I'm tired 727 00:42:43,223 --> 00:42:45,433 and I have a presentation in the morning. Please. 728 00:42:45,516 --> 00:42:47,227 Maru, your father is talking to you. 729 00:42:50,396 --> 00:42:52,690 -Now what? -What are you going to do? 730 00:42:52,775 --> 00:42:55,401 I don't know. I don't know what to do. I need to think. 731 00:42:55,568 --> 00:42:57,612 Well, you don't have much time, kiddo. 732 00:42:58,696 --> 00:43:00,573 Maru, reconsider about Juan Pablo. 733 00:43:00,656 --> 00:43:02,742 Mom, that is not going to happen! Are you nuts? 734 00:43:02,826 --> 00:43:06,621 No. Then you leave me no alternative. 735 00:43:07,705 --> 00:43:09,582 -What are you saying? -You'll have to marry 736 00:43:09,665 --> 00:43:10,876 -the pizza boy. -What? 737 00:43:10,959 --> 00:43:12,878 -That's not cool, is it? -Yeah, right! 738 00:43:12,961 --> 00:43:14,963 That took you by surprise, eh, kiddo? 739 00:43:15,713 --> 00:43:17,590 Maru, you can't be a single mom. 740 00:43:17,673 --> 00:43:20,593 I'm not marrying him or anyone else. What's wrong with you? 741 00:43:20,676 --> 00:43:21,887 Get back with Juan Pablo 742 00:43:21,970 --> 00:43:24,056 and settle this or you'll have to marry him. 743 00:43:24,139 --> 00:43:26,892 -I'll do neither! -One or the other, choose! 744 00:43:26,975 --> 00:43:28,476 What if I don't want to? 745 00:43:28,768 --> 00:43:30,770 What's that? I don't know, 746 00:43:30,854 --> 00:43:33,065 we could take away the funding from the foundation. 747 00:43:33,232 --> 00:43:34,482 -How's that? -You can't do that! 748 00:43:34,649 --> 00:43:36,860 Of course I can. And I can do worse things. 749 00:43:36,944 --> 00:43:38,444 You know that very well. So do you. 750 00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:40,613 I've been working on that project for a year. 751 00:43:40,696 --> 00:43:42,241 You can't do this to me, Dad! 752 00:43:42,323 --> 00:43:44,450 What does my work have to do with this? Mom, please! 753 00:43:44,534 --> 00:43:46,452 That's what I say, kiddo. 754 00:43:46,619 --> 00:43:49,455 What does this have to do with those poor children? 755 00:43:49,539 --> 00:43:53,293 Helpless, abandoned, with runny eyes... 756 00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:56,046 It's inhuman, kiddo. Inhuman! 757 00:43:56,129 --> 00:44:01,009 Please think about it, honey, before it starts to show. 758 00:44:01,759 --> 00:44:02,677 I can't believe it! 759 00:44:02,845 --> 00:44:04,221 No, I can't believe it! 760 00:44:04,304 --> 00:44:06,181 Maria Eugenia, come here! 761 00:44:06,764 --> 00:44:08,724 Think it through! 762 00:44:09,142 --> 00:44:11,435 And when you have decided... 763 00:44:12,271 --> 00:44:13,729 let me know. 764 00:44:16,149 --> 00:44:18,568 -That's extortion, Maru! -I know. 765 00:44:18,651 --> 00:44:20,195 -What can I do? -Tell him to fuck off. 766 00:44:20,279 --> 00:44:22,239 Do you know how many kids the foundation supports? 767 00:44:22,322 --> 00:44:26,576 Yes, but marrying some guy you don't know is no great option, eh? 768 00:44:26,742 --> 00:44:30,788 Besides, your wedding would look more like a first communion. 769 00:44:34,293 --> 00:44:36,920 Is the guy really that broke? Because he doesn't look like it. 770 00:44:37,004 --> 00:44:39,839 It's even worse. I marry the dude and I'll live in Misery-ville 771 00:44:39,923 --> 00:44:41,591 with his mother the stripper! 772 00:44:46,512 --> 00:44:49,515 Wow! That's bleak! 773 00:44:50,516 --> 00:44:51,977 Maybe... 774 00:44:52,727 --> 00:44:54,812 I might have to... 775 00:44:55,188 --> 00:44:56,814 marry you. 776 00:44:57,024 --> 00:44:59,859 Yeah, okay. Okay, perfect. 777 00:45:00,027 --> 00:45:01,361 No problem. 778 00:45:01,444 --> 00:45:03,613 -For about two weeks now... -Listen to me! 779 00:45:04,197 --> 00:45:06,199 My parents are forcing me, OK? 780 00:45:06,449 --> 00:45:07,617 That's why I'm doing it. 781 00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:09,995 Because, if I don't marry you I endanger a lot of things 782 00:45:10,078 --> 00:45:12,122 and I couldn't even afford the baby's formula. 783 00:45:12,205 --> 00:45:14,832 Why not? You work, so do I. 784 00:45:14,917 --> 00:45:17,543 -We're in this together. -Don't talk nonsense. Listen! 785 00:45:17,627 --> 00:45:20,713 I work for a foundation that helps children of scant resources. 786 00:45:20,796 --> 00:45:23,424 We live on donations from various organizations. 787 00:45:23,507 --> 00:45:26,178 And it just so happens that my father is the major donor. 788 00:45:26,261 --> 00:45:29,264 If he takes away his money, the kids will be homeless 789 00:45:29,348 --> 00:45:32,184 and hungry, including ours. 790 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,810 And we can't feed the baby pizza, can we? 791 00:45:35,145 --> 00:45:36,896 -No, I guess not. -No, I guess not! 792 00:45:37,521 --> 00:45:38,982 So, I've been thinking. 793 00:45:39,066 --> 00:45:42,194 And I think it is a good idea for us to become... 794 00:45:43,028 --> 00:45:44,237 partners. 795 00:45:44,737 --> 00:45:46,781 -What do you mean, partners? -Yes, partners. 796 00:45:46,864 --> 00:45:50,202 We sign a contract. Some people call it marriage. 797 00:45:50,285 --> 00:45:53,537 But that doesn't matter to me. It means nothing to you. 798 00:45:53,746 --> 00:45:56,832 -There is nothing between us. -Wait a minute, hold on, Maru! 799 00:45:56,916 --> 00:45:59,919 I don't understand. Why do you come and get my hopes up 800 00:46:00,003 --> 00:46:01,712 saying you love me and want to marry me? 801 00:46:01,796 --> 00:46:03,506 Wait. No one said they loved you. 802 00:46:03,589 --> 00:46:05,342 I'm not getting your hopes up. 803 00:46:05,425 --> 00:46:07,927 By some rotten quirk of fate you got me pregnant 804 00:46:08,011 --> 00:46:10,554 and we have to get married. That's it! 805 00:46:12,140 --> 00:46:15,435 This is the result of a passing horniness 806 00:46:15,518 --> 00:46:19,022 and a shitload of Mezcal. So, make no mistake! 807 00:46:19,605 --> 00:46:23,776 If I do it, it's for convenience. And not necessarily yours. 808 00:46:24,902 --> 00:46:25,988 Okay? 809 00:46:27,197 --> 00:46:28,198 Damn! 810 00:46:28,407 --> 00:46:29,532 Damn! 811 00:46:30,616 --> 00:46:34,079 You're breaking my heart, really. 812 00:46:35,955 --> 00:46:38,125 Oh, come off it. 813 00:46:38,833 --> 00:46:40,835 How many times have I told you? 814 00:46:48,759 --> 00:46:50,137 Cut the crap, Maru! 815 00:47:02,399 --> 00:47:03,774 Partners? 816 00:47:06,777 --> 00:47:07,987 Partners! 817 00:47:08,738 --> 00:47:11,408 Partners! 818 00:47:11,574 --> 00:47:13,576 -Partners! -I'll think about it. 819 00:47:24,504 --> 00:47:26,672 -Have you thought about it yet? -I'm thinking. 820 00:47:27,631 --> 00:47:30,469 Partners! That's bullshit! 821 00:47:42,772 --> 00:47:45,442 -What should I do? -Have a big bash, dude. 822 00:47:45,525 --> 00:47:46,817 Like the one in Acapulco. 823 00:47:46,901 --> 00:47:49,279 The ocean, the beach, a couple of chicks... 824 00:47:49,362 --> 00:47:51,947 Man, I mean it! 825 00:47:52,031 --> 00:47:54,326 What should you do? Isn't this your dream? 826 00:47:54,409 --> 00:47:56,161 To land a broad like Maru? 827 00:47:56,244 --> 00:47:58,163 Yeah, man, but not like this, against her will. 828 00:47:58,371 --> 00:48:00,748 Not like partners, dude. What the fuck is that? 829 00:48:00,831 --> 00:48:03,502 Cool it man, she's just playing hard to get. 830 00:48:03,584 --> 00:48:06,003 But you can tell a mile off she's really into you! 831 00:48:06,587 --> 00:48:09,048 -You think? -They're all alike, dude. 832 00:48:09,132 --> 00:48:10,591 And best of all is 833 00:48:10,674 --> 00:48:12,718 that you told her you would think about it. 834 00:48:13,261 --> 00:48:17,598 You know what I didn't like? She said we would live apart. 835 00:48:17,807 --> 00:48:19,809 Then why get married? That's bullshit. 836 00:48:19,892 --> 00:48:22,479 Let me see. Didn't you say her parents are conservative? 837 00:48:22,562 --> 00:48:24,397 They'll never go for it. 838 00:48:24,481 --> 00:48:25,898 -They won't, will they? -I said, no. 839 00:48:25,981 --> 00:48:27,858 So, you play her along... 840 00:48:27,942 --> 00:48:29,528 and you'll see. 841 00:48:30,069 --> 00:48:32,947 But don't pay her too much attention. 842 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:35,575 Just ignore her. 843 00:48:36,159 --> 00:48:39,787 So, you think Maru just wants to use me? 844 00:48:40,580 --> 00:48:41,705 Damn it, Rana. 845 00:48:41,789 --> 00:48:45,335 Stop it! Just get married and we'll figure it out later. 846 00:48:45,418 --> 00:48:48,296 Worst case scenario, you get a divorce and that's better, 847 00:48:48,463 --> 00:48:49,506 we get half of everything. 848 00:48:49,755 --> 00:48:52,007 Wait a minute. No one is talking about getting a divorce. 849 00:48:52,091 --> 00:48:55,886 Well, that's not going to happen. That's not what we want. 850 00:48:56,596 --> 00:48:58,515 Hey, Rana! Focus! 851 00:48:59,098 --> 00:49:00,808 Who went to your house looking for you? 852 00:49:01,767 --> 00:49:03,186 -She did. -She did. 853 00:49:03,353 --> 00:49:05,104 And who asked you to marry her? 854 00:49:06,231 --> 00:49:09,401 -Well, she did. -She did. And still you doubt it? 855 00:49:09,817 --> 00:49:13,028 You're clueless, dude. Really. 856 00:49:13,112 --> 00:49:15,823 She has needs. She's desperate. 857 00:49:15,906 --> 00:49:17,200 She's won't come up and say: 858 00:49:17,284 --> 00:49:19,869 "Hey, little Frog, I'm horny! 859 00:49:19,952 --> 00:49:22,663 I want you to make love to me right here! Give it to me hard!" 860 00:49:22,746 --> 00:49:25,875 That's not going to happen. She's a snob, I know her kind. 861 00:49:25,958 --> 00:49:28,961 That's not going to happen. She's just trying to find a way. 862 00:49:29,753 --> 00:49:31,631 So get smart! You're so clueless, dude! 863 00:49:31,714 --> 00:49:33,550 You're right, man. 864 00:49:33,966 --> 00:49:36,135 Cadaver, you are right! 865 00:49:36,219 --> 00:49:37,304 And, you know what? 866 00:49:38,346 --> 00:49:40,806 -I'm going to tell her yes, dude. -Done. 867 00:49:41,098 --> 00:49:43,976 We'll have a bachelor party like nobody's ever seen. 868 00:49:44,894 --> 00:49:47,480 I'll get the weed from Colombia. You'll see. 869 00:49:51,526 --> 00:49:52,527 No, man. 870 00:49:52,902 --> 00:49:54,571 Can't you see I'm going to be a father? 871 00:49:54,654 --> 00:49:57,072 So? I checked, it won't affect the baby, dude. 872 00:49:57,156 --> 00:49:59,242 No, but it sets a bad example for the kid. 873 00:49:59,326 --> 00:50:01,785 I don't want him growing up a pothead! 874 00:50:01,869 --> 00:50:04,038 He isn't even born yet. 875 00:50:04,623 --> 00:50:08,042 -One last hit! -No. 876 00:50:08,501 --> 00:50:10,002 -The last one! -I said no! 877 00:50:10,085 --> 00:50:11,795 -The farewell one! -No! 878 00:50:18,969 --> 00:50:20,930 What are you going to tell Little Frog? 879 00:50:21,013 --> 00:50:24,850 -What Little Frog? -Your son, man. 880 00:50:26,353 --> 00:50:30,064 -Rana, Ranita. -When he comes in and says: 881 00:50:30,147 --> 00:50:33,192 "Dad, how did you meet my mother?" 882 00:50:35,152 --> 00:50:37,780 -You know what I mean? -Yeah. 883 00:50:38,323 --> 00:50:41,075 -No, man. -What are you gonna say? 884 00:50:41,158 --> 00:50:42,826 I met your mom at a wedding, 885 00:50:42,910 --> 00:50:46,414 me and Cadaver,your godfather, crashed! 886 00:50:46,623 --> 00:50:49,626 And we got wasted, dude, 887 00:50:49,833 --> 00:50:52,712 and we went tothe beach and got naked. 888 00:50:53,045 --> 00:50:56,508 Your old lady got really drunk and we screwed in her room 889 00:50:56,675 --> 00:51:00,219 and because of you, we had to get married. 890 00:51:00,387 --> 00:51:02,389 No, that's not cool, dude! 891 00:51:02,555 --> 00:51:05,099 Not cool! 892 00:51:05,182 --> 00:51:07,394 You'll traumatize Ranita! 893 00:51:07,851 --> 00:51:09,562 That's true. 894 00:51:10,187 --> 00:51:11,981 What if we make a video? 895 00:51:13,692 --> 00:51:14,858 A video? 896 00:51:16,361 --> 00:51:17,696 -Maru... -Wait a minute. 897 00:51:18,363 --> 00:51:21,324 We need to have a story, you know? Because ours isn't very nice. 898 00:51:21,491 --> 00:51:24,327 There is no story. Stop having these ideas. 899 00:51:24,411 --> 00:51:26,036 Enough, child, please! 900 00:51:26,203 --> 00:51:28,038 That's why we need to make one up. 901 00:51:28,122 --> 00:51:29,790 One that's really pretty, like you, Maru. 902 00:51:29,873 --> 00:51:32,209 Ranita is going to want to know how we met. 903 00:51:32,294 --> 00:51:34,253 About our first kiss. 904 00:51:34,337 --> 00:51:35,755 When I gave you the ring. 905 00:51:35,838 --> 00:51:37,299 Our wedding. 906 00:51:37,465 --> 00:51:40,217 I mean, that is going to happen, but we have to tape it, no? 907 00:51:40,302 --> 00:51:43,305 Our honeymoon and all. 908 00:51:44,514 --> 00:51:46,223 -Cool. -Honeymoon? Right. 909 00:51:46,391 --> 00:51:48,851 I'll have to take a rain check on that, pizza boy. 910 00:51:51,563 --> 00:51:52,896 Why do you call me pizza boy? 911 00:51:53,481 --> 00:51:55,232 Renato, then. 912 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,942 I'm doing this for your baby, eh? 913 00:51:57,444 --> 00:51:59,028 I'm not doing it for myself. 914 00:51:59,111 --> 00:52:01,238 I'm sorry, but what you're saying makes no sense. 915 00:52:01,698 --> 00:52:04,409 I told you, Maru. It's for the kid. 916 00:52:06,035 --> 00:52:07,870 You keep watching your soap opera. 917 00:52:09,079 --> 00:52:10,332 It's a series. 918 00:52:12,667 --> 00:52:13,917 Action, Maru! 919 00:52:15,961 --> 00:52:17,046 No. 920 00:52:18,423 --> 00:52:19,840 No, Maru. Cut! Cut! 921 00:52:20,007 --> 00:52:21,426 -What? -What was that? 922 00:52:21,593 --> 00:52:23,886 I did what you said. I walked, I turned, I said no 923 00:52:24,053 --> 00:52:25,262 -and turned. -Overacting. 924 00:52:25,430 --> 00:52:27,014 It's like a soap opera. Not cool. 925 00:52:27,181 --> 00:52:29,266 Are you telling me I'm a bad actress? 926 00:52:29,434 --> 00:52:30,976 Let's see you do it. 927 00:52:31,143 --> 00:52:33,438 -Wait a minute, calm down... -I am calm. 928 00:52:33,605 --> 00:52:35,272 I mean, you're fine. Don't muss your hair. 929 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:36,608 -OK, again. -It's all cool. 930 00:52:36,775 --> 00:52:38,901 -Tell me when you're ready. -I'm ready. 931 00:52:38,984 --> 00:52:41,320 Jeez, he thinks he's a movie director. Ready. 932 00:52:43,072 --> 00:52:44,657 Okay, action, Maru! 933 00:52:46,158 --> 00:52:51,872 You're relaxed, OK? Thinking about meeting your friends for coffee. 934 00:52:52,873 --> 00:52:54,291 You feel strange. 935 00:52:54,459 --> 00:52:56,461 You start to turn slowly. 936 00:52:57,754 --> 00:52:59,296 And this guy, what's with him? 937 00:52:59,464 --> 00:53:01,383 I don't look so young either. 938 00:53:01,466 --> 00:53:04,427 In fact, you kind of like me and you relax. 939 00:53:04,761 --> 00:53:06,303 That's a great smile. 940 00:53:06,596 --> 00:53:09,557 You keep on walking, more relaxed now. 941 00:53:09,724 --> 00:53:10,891 You're a snob, right? 942 00:53:11,058 --> 00:53:13,185 So you say no, no way! 943 00:53:13,645 --> 00:53:14,895 What's the matter, Maru? 944 00:53:18,775 --> 00:53:20,234 That's right! 945 00:53:20,819 --> 00:53:23,320 Now you're improvising. 946 00:53:23,488 --> 00:53:26,408 We're getting to know each other. You loosen up. 947 00:53:26,491 --> 00:53:27,700 Flirt a little. 948 00:53:44,843 --> 00:53:46,469 She looks even prettier. 949 00:53:59,774 --> 00:54:01,526 You do it... I already kissed you. 950 00:54:11,034 --> 00:54:11,952 Cut! 951 00:54:13,996 --> 00:54:15,038 Cut! 952 00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:18,501 Cut! 953 00:54:21,921 --> 00:54:24,716 Damn it, Rana. You're a great actor. 954 00:54:24,883 --> 00:54:27,677 And you, Maru, you shone! 955 00:54:36,686 --> 00:54:38,646 I get it now. 956 00:54:39,271 --> 00:54:40,981 You sure can kiss, you little bastard. 957 00:54:43,568 --> 00:54:44,401 Hello! 958 00:55:13,263 --> 00:55:14,431 Open it. Well, you know. 959 00:55:14,891 --> 00:55:16,183 You open it there. 960 00:55:18,268 --> 00:55:20,103 What? You're having a church wedding? 961 00:55:20,270 --> 00:55:21,438 Of course. It's better. 962 00:55:21,523 --> 00:55:22,857 I don't get it. How is it better? 963 00:55:23,273 --> 00:55:24,441 What? No civil wedding? 964 00:55:24,609 --> 00:55:25,818 -Of course not. -Why? 965 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,444 It was my dad's idea. 966 00:55:27,737 --> 00:55:30,072 What if you want to get divorced in a couple of weeks? 967 00:55:31,281 --> 00:55:36,453 You'd need a lawyer, the filing, all the boring paperwork. 968 00:55:36,538 --> 00:55:39,582 You know where the court is? Arcos de Belen. 969 00:55:39,749 --> 00:55:40,792 You'll get mugged. 970 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:46,631 And to top it all, what if pizza boy refuses to divorce you? 971 00:55:48,633 --> 00:55:51,594 I hadn't thought of that. 972 00:55:51,761 --> 00:55:54,263 -Great idea! -Isn't it? 973 00:55:56,849 --> 00:55:58,475 What's up with your dad's advice, Maru? 974 00:55:58,643 --> 00:56:00,603 So? Did you like the invitations, or not? 975 00:56:00,770 --> 00:56:02,772 -Yeah, they're nice. -They're nice. 976 00:56:02,855 --> 00:56:04,481 -Did you design them? -Yes, I did. 977 00:56:04,649 --> 00:56:07,735 Obviously, do you think I'd make anything so prissy? 978 00:56:09,194 --> 00:56:11,154 -Hey, guess what? -What? 979 00:56:11,321 --> 00:56:13,156 You're the first of the three to get married. 980 00:56:13,575 --> 00:56:14,742 Damn! 981 00:56:25,044 --> 00:56:28,255 Here comes the cherry on the cake. I'm a big fan. 982 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,720 Don't forget to film Maru's entrance, please. 983 00:56:33,886 --> 00:56:35,512 -Chill out! -I'm entrusting it to you. 984 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:37,849 Did you bring extra film for the camera? 985 00:56:38,223 --> 00:56:40,183 I have film, man. Now, chill! 986 00:56:40,350 --> 00:56:42,102 I can't, man. It scares the shit out of me. 987 00:56:42,269 --> 00:56:45,314 This is harder than a makeup exam. 988 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:46,608 -Believe me! -Hang in there. 989 00:56:46,691 --> 00:56:47,859 You can do it, dude! 990 00:56:51,070 --> 00:56:53,698 OK, here she comes, man. Go, go, go! 991 00:56:56,701 --> 00:57:01,080 You really lucked out, you little shit. 992 00:57:23,978 --> 00:57:25,270 That's enough already. 993 00:57:47,584 --> 00:57:49,796 Let's hear it for the bride! 994 00:57:49,962 --> 00:57:53,465 Hip, hip, hurray! 995 00:57:53,758 --> 00:57:57,053 The bride, the bride! 996 00:57:59,764 --> 00:58:01,515 -Dad, you have to hug him. -What? 997 00:58:01,683 --> 00:58:03,475 -You have to hug him. -Me? 998 00:58:05,310 --> 00:58:06,311 There! 999 00:58:06,771 --> 00:58:07,772 Go on! 1000 00:58:10,649 --> 00:58:12,735 Plutarco, from here to here, champagne. 1001 00:58:12,902 --> 00:58:14,403 The cheap stuff on that side. 1002 00:58:16,571 --> 00:58:17,782 Are you okay? 1003 00:58:18,783 --> 00:58:21,493 Maru, are you sure you want to go through with it? 1004 00:58:21,576 --> 00:58:22,619 Yes. 1005 00:58:23,788 --> 00:58:25,288 Father, I like them young! 1006 00:58:26,289 --> 00:58:27,499 Get on with it, Father. 1007 00:58:27,666 --> 00:58:30,627 Brethren, we have gathered today to celebrate the holy matrimony 1008 00:58:30,795 --> 00:58:33,965 of our sister, Maria Eugenia Lamacona de la Barquera, 1009 00:58:34,132 --> 00:58:35,800 and our brother 1010 00:58:36,466 --> 00:58:38,468 -the Frog. -The Frog? 1011 00:58:38,635 --> 00:58:39,636 Renato. 1012 00:58:39,804 --> 00:58:41,304 -Renato what? -Zamarripa. 1013 00:58:41,973 --> 00:58:42,807 Zamarripa. 1014 00:58:42,890 --> 00:58:46,102 Our brother, Renato Zamarripa. 1015 00:58:46,476 --> 00:58:50,605 In the beginning, God created man and woman. 1016 00:58:51,190 --> 00:58:53,985 Therefore man must forsake his father and mother 1017 00:58:54,152 --> 00:58:55,903 and join with his wife. 1018 00:58:56,319 --> 00:58:57,654 The word of the Lord. 1019 00:58:57,822 --> 00:59:00,783 And they shall be one flesh. 1020 00:59:00,867 --> 00:59:04,036 What God has united, let no man put asunder. 1021 00:59:11,585 --> 00:59:14,046 The groom may kiss the bride. 1022 00:59:14,839 --> 00:59:18,217 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1023 00:59:18,550 --> 00:59:19,969 Kiss me, you dork! 1024 00:59:27,684 --> 00:59:32,857 Yes we did it! Yes we did it! 1025 00:59:40,114 --> 00:59:41,866 The wedding was alright, wasn't it? 1026 00:59:42,699 --> 00:59:43,617 Yes. 1027 00:59:43,993 --> 00:59:47,079 It's weird. I can't believe I am married. 1028 00:59:48,538 --> 00:59:51,876 Well, goodbye, wife. 1029 00:59:52,877 --> 00:59:54,377 Goodbye, husband. Take care! 1030 00:59:54,461 --> 00:59:56,839 Let's talk later. 1031 00:59:57,506 --> 00:59:59,716 -Yeah, on WhatsApp. -Okay. 1032 01:00:02,887 --> 01:00:03,846 Bye. 1033 01:00:04,263 --> 01:00:06,098 Take care of them, Plutarco. 1034 01:00:07,016 --> 01:00:09,018 Honey, I brought one of the centerpieces. 1035 01:00:10,519 --> 01:00:11,728 And a little cage... 1036 01:00:11,813 --> 01:00:13,480 -Drive safely. -for a canary. 1037 01:00:13,563 --> 01:00:14,564 Yes, Miss. 1038 01:00:14,731 --> 01:00:17,734 Missus. Even if they aren't going to sleep together. 1039 01:00:17,902 --> 01:00:18,820 She's a Missus. 1040 01:00:18,903 --> 01:00:20,112 That's right. 1041 01:00:20,612 --> 01:00:21,906 Let's go. 1042 01:00:24,909 --> 01:00:30,206 What pisses me off is that the poor thing couldn't even enjoy it. 1043 01:00:30,372 --> 01:00:32,749 Look at him! He looks like he went to a wake. 1044 01:00:32,917 --> 01:00:34,793 But without a funeral, right? 1045 01:00:36,795 --> 01:00:39,756 Oh, Plu, you made me laugh! 1046 01:00:40,174 --> 01:00:42,467 I really like you. 1047 01:00:43,928 --> 01:00:47,014 Well, the night is long, as they say. 1048 01:00:47,556 --> 01:00:49,724 And you don't get married every day. 1049 01:00:49,808 --> 01:00:51,643 Tell me about it! I never married. 1050 01:00:51,936 --> 01:00:52,937 What do you say? 1051 01:00:53,478 --> 01:00:54,771 About what? 1052 01:00:54,939 --> 01:00:56,148 Well... 1053 01:00:57,482 --> 01:00:59,110 he should have some fun. 1054 01:01:06,408 --> 01:01:10,162 I know you will remember 1055 01:01:11,956 --> 01:01:16,127 I am absolutely sure 1056 01:01:17,128 --> 01:01:19,964 You will see another dawn 1057 01:01:20,630 --> 01:01:22,841 Other arms and other skin 1058 01:01:23,217 --> 01:01:26,012 But never a pure love 1059 01:01:26,178 --> 01:01:27,554 Like mine! 1060 01:01:30,308 --> 01:01:32,310 Everything I gave you 1061 01:01:33,602 --> 01:01:37,940 My life my, whole self 1062 01:01:38,357 --> 01:01:40,692 I loved you with my soul 1063 01:01:40,985 --> 01:01:42,904 But I was mistaken in your love 1064 01:01:42,987 --> 01:01:46,991 You have no feelings 1065 01:01:47,992 --> 01:01:54,706 I will... 1066 01:01:54,873 --> 01:01:56,042 Forget you 1067 01:01:56,208 --> 01:02:02,006 I will forget you I swear it on this cross 1068 01:02:03,007 --> 01:02:05,467 You will suffer, you will cry 1069 01:02:05,634 --> 01:02:09,305 So you can feel what I feel 1070 01:02:09,388 --> 01:02:11,098 Damn you, Maru! 1071 01:02:11,182 --> 01:02:14,143 You will remember, you will remember 1072 01:02:14,226 --> 01:02:19,190 The kisses we gave each other 1073 01:02:19,273 --> 01:02:21,233 And you will go back 1074 01:02:21,317 --> 01:02:25,279 To that place where we met 1075 01:02:25,612 --> 01:02:26,863 Acapulco! 1076 01:02:27,031 --> 01:02:29,616 I know you will remember 1077 01:02:31,077 --> 01:02:33,620 He can't wait to get his own place. 1078 01:02:34,038 --> 01:02:35,830 Are you better now? 1079 01:02:36,790 --> 01:02:38,960 Here! Take this! 1080 01:02:39,876 --> 01:02:42,421 Wait! He is driving! 1081 01:02:47,385 --> 01:02:49,095 -A routine inspection. -Of course, officer. 1082 01:02:49,261 --> 01:02:50,637 How many drinks did you have? 1083 01:02:50,804 --> 01:02:52,889 Just two. We were taking it slow. 1084 01:02:53,057 --> 01:02:54,141 Right. 1085 01:02:55,059 --> 01:02:57,061 And you, young man? How was the party? 1086 01:02:57,228 --> 01:02:58,229 Awesome! 1087 01:03:00,064 --> 01:03:01,564 And what's with the hooker? 1088 01:03:01,731 --> 01:03:03,608 Where did you pick her up? 1089 01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:05,777 She's no hooker, she's my old lady. 1090 01:03:05,860 --> 01:03:07,904 You think you're a big shit with your badge and all. 1091 01:03:08,072 --> 01:03:09,407 Chill out, relax, Rana! 1092 01:03:09,572 --> 01:03:11,908 Leave him to me, son. I can handle him. 1093 01:03:12,284 --> 01:03:13,160 Partner! 1094 01:03:13,327 --> 01:03:14,911 -Who are you calling that? -Wait, Rosi! 1095 01:03:15,079 --> 01:03:17,789 -Are you calling me a street walker? -No, no. 1096 01:03:18,082 --> 01:03:21,377 -With all due respect, ma'am. -You disrespected her! 1097 01:03:22,003 --> 01:03:23,379 You disrespected her! 1098 01:03:24,338 --> 01:03:28,508 Partner! Call for backup! With this diva from Garibaldi. 1099 01:03:28,675 --> 01:03:29,926 That's it. 1100 01:03:30,094 --> 01:03:34,681 I am a lady and deserve to be treated accordingly. 1101 01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:37,018 Hello, hello. 1102 01:03:37,101 --> 01:03:40,062 Can you bring backup for this pussy? 1103 01:03:40,229 --> 01:03:43,399 -This little faggot. -Let's settle this. 1104 01:03:44,691 --> 01:03:45,942 Stop it, ma'am. Calm down. 1105 01:03:46,110 --> 01:03:47,028 That's enough! 1106 01:03:47,111 --> 01:03:51,115 I need back up here with the diva from Garibaldi. Hurry! 1107 01:03:54,118 --> 01:03:57,954 I am Senator Lamacona and I'm here for the diva from Garibaldi 1108 01:03:58,122 --> 01:03:59,622 and her distinguished offspring. 1109 01:04:00,124 --> 01:04:02,376 Yes, please, we've been expecting you. 1110 01:04:03,127 --> 01:04:04,378 Senator, please. 1111 01:04:07,131 --> 01:04:08,049 Wait here, kiddo. 1112 01:04:08,132 --> 01:04:09,300 -Dad. -Don't get involved. 1113 01:04:16,140 --> 01:04:18,434 Okay, one, two, three and... 1114 01:04:19,477 --> 01:04:20,436 Plutarco! 1115 01:04:21,019 --> 01:04:21,853 Plutarco! 1116 01:04:27,567 --> 01:04:29,236 You really blew it this time! Perfect! 1117 01:04:29,403 --> 01:04:32,989 Senator, we only had a couple of drinks, but we failed the Breathalyzer. 1118 01:04:33,074 --> 01:04:34,866 We'll talk later, man. 1119 01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:37,244 Did anyone record it? 1120 01:04:37,411 --> 01:04:38,995 -No, no one taped it. -Shut up, asshole. 1121 01:04:39,538 --> 01:04:40,456 Open the door. 1122 01:04:40,622 --> 01:04:44,085 I knew it. First class people. 1123 01:04:44,168 --> 01:04:46,504 Upright people. 1124 01:04:47,421 --> 01:04:48,588 This way. 1125 01:04:49,090 --> 01:04:51,007 Oh, in law, I owe you one. 1126 01:04:54,178 --> 01:04:56,263 No, wait a minute. Back up. 1127 01:04:56,596 --> 01:05:00,725 Anyway, remember: Lamacona for Senator. 1128 01:05:00,809 --> 01:05:02,936 Lamacona for Senator. 1129 01:05:03,187 --> 01:05:05,106 We're going to fight for gender equality. 1130 01:05:05,189 --> 01:05:06,190 You know it... 1131 01:05:07,191 --> 01:05:10,068 Now close it, close it. 1132 01:05:11,403 --> 01:05:15,324 -Pussy! Pussy! -Up yours, you ingrates! 1133 01:05:16,032 --> 01:05:17,033 Thank you, darling. 1134 01:05:18,536 --> 01:05:20,620 -It's all there, right. -Yes, it's all in there. 1135 01:05:22,705 --> 01:05:23,832 Thanks. 1136 01:05:27,336 --> 01:05:28,670 That was some party, eh? 1137 01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:30,422 So, you went out to celebrate? 1138 01:05:30,964 --> 01:05:32,591 -Sort of... -Maru! 1139 01:05:32,674 --> 01:05:35,136 -That happens when you don't invite me. -Maru! 1140 01:05:40,391 --> 01:05:41,267 Thanks. 1141 01:05:41,433 --> 01:05:44,228 Oh, you brought the Trans Am. 1142 01:05:45,812 --> 01:05:47,647 No, ma'am. No, no. 1143 01:05:48,232 --> 01:05:49,525 -Come on! -What's with you, Dad? 1144 01:05:49,691 --> 01:05:50,526 Are you alright? 1145 01:05:50,692 --> 01:05:53,612 Dad, what are you doing? Let's give them a ride. 1146 01:05:55,029 --> 01:05:57,031 It's a sports car, it only rides two. 1147 01:05:57,115 --> 01:05:59,285 Yes, in law, don't worry. We understand. 1148 01:06:06,875 --> 01:06:09,794 Hello, Maru. I need to see you today at my house. Can you make it? 1149 01:06:12,839 --> 01:06:14,258 The view is great, isn't it? 1150 01:06:15,259 --> 01:06:18,262 Is that why you wanted to see me, to admire the view? 1151 01:06:19,263 --> 01:06:20,763 Let's go on a honeymoon, Maru. 1152 01:06:20,930 --> 01:06:24,893 So, the cat is out of the bag. I get it. 1153 01:06:24,976 --> 01:06:26,019 You're crazy. 1154 01:06:26,102 --> 01:06:27,770 Why am I crazy? We're married. 1155 01:06:27,854 --> 01:06:29,689 It was a pretend wedding. A fake one. 1156 01:06:29,772 --> 01:06:31,483 -Don't you forget it. -A fake? 1157 01:06:31,567 --> 01:06:33,860 I'm sorry, but for me and all the others it was for real. 1158 01:06:33,943 --> 01:06:35,945 Oh, yeah? And what will I tell them at work? 1159 01:06:36,029 --> 01:06:37,531 See you around... 1160 01:06:37,615 --> 01:06:40,201 I'm going on a honeymoon with the pizza boy. 1161 01:06:40,992 --> 01:06:43,329 Right, keep on making fun, you stuck up bitch. 1162 01:06:44,288 --> 01:06:47,249 I'm sorry, but everyone goes on a honeymoon. Everyone. 1163 01:06:47,416 --> 01:06:48,958 Okay, then, where would you take me? 1164 01:06:49,125 --> 01:06:50,126 Tepetongo, I guess. 1165 01:06:50,586 --> 01:06:52,128 Las Estacas swimming hole? 1166 01:06:52,296 --> 01:06:53,713 -The wave? -Come off it. 1167 01:06:55,299 --> 01:06:57,133 -To the beach. -Right. 1168 01:06:57,301 --> 01:06:59,886 -It'd be cool, right? -I get it. Of course. 1169 01:07:00,429 --> 01:07:03,765 You want to hook up with Maru again. 1170 01:07:03,848 --> 01:07:06,560 There! I got you. Of course. 1171 01:07:06,976 --> 01:07:10,231 No, no. All I want is to keep making the video. 1172 01:07:10,314 --> 01:07:13,024 Ranita will want to see videos of our honeymoon. 1173 01:07:13,107 --> 01:07:15,527 Right, of course. How considerate of you. 1174 01:07:16,445 --> 01:07:17,488 Considerate? 1175 01:07:25,621 --> 01:07:27,747 You know what? If you don't want to, don't go! 1176 01:07:28,081 --> 01:07:31,125 When our son asks where we honeymooned, what will you tell him? 1177 01:07:31,209 --> 01:07:32,503 That his father's a lazy bastard 1178 01:07:32,586 --> 01:07:34,713 who couldn't afford to take me anywhere. 1179 01:07:36,965 --> 01:07:37,966 And don't take offense. 1180 01:07:38,049 --> 01:07:40,636 If you want to go to bed with me, say so. No problem. 1181 01:07:40,802 --> 01:07:42,971 That's what you want, right now. 1182 01:07:43,054 --> 01:07:45,223 We don't have to go on a trip for that. 1183 01:07:50,019 --> 01:07:51,397 We can do it right here. 1184 01:07:53,732 --> 01:07:55,858 -Here? -Here, on the roof. 1185 01:07:58,778 --> 01:07:59,988 Really? 1186 01:08:10,708 --> 01:08:12,293 You're just like all the rest of them. 1187 01:08:12,376 --> 01:08:15,296 You have sex on the brain! I swear! 1188 01:08:15,379 --> 01:08:17,339 You know what, you've gone too far! Stop it! 1189 01:08:17,423 --> 01:08:19,007 You don't have a car. How'd you take me? 1190 01:08:20,342 --> 01:08:21,217 Damn it. 1191 01:08:21,385 --> 01:08:22,636 Talk me into it, man. 1192 01:08:24,012 --> 01:08:25,389 Come on, persuade me! 1193 01:08:29,225 --> 01:08:31,060 You gotta get with it. You're so clueless. 1194 01:08:33,813 --> 01:08:38,943 Maru, you pack your bag and I'll take care of the rest. 1195 01:08:39,110 --> 01:08:40,487 -Just like that? -Just like that. 1196 01:08:41,154 --> 01:08:42,989 Just pack. 1197 01:08:46,159 --> 01:08:47,035 For real? 1198 01:08:47,118 --> 01:08:49,078 -What's wrong with it? -Where did you get it? 1199 01:08:49,245 --> 01:08:50,706 It's from Back to the Future! 1200 01:08:50,913 --> 01:08:52,666 Come on, Cadaver loaned it to me. 1201 01:08:52,832 --> 01:08:55,168 He probably stole it. It won't make it to Iguala. 1202 01:08:55,251 --> 01:08:56,712 Should've told me, we'd take my van. 1203 01:08:56,795 --> 01:08:58,380 No, we're going in this. 1204 01:08:58,756 --> 01:09:00,674 I checked it out, it's fine a 100%. 1205 01:09:00,758 --> 01:09:02,509 Tires, oil, levels, everything. 1206 01:09:02,718 --> 01:09:05,387 Besides, I want it to show that we started at the bottom, see? 1207 01:09:05,471 --> 01:09:06,764 This guy is something else. 1208 01:09:06,846 --> 01:09:09,932 Not all couples start out broke. Some don't need to. 1209 01:09:10,016 --> 01:09:11,727 But I do, so get in! 1210 01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:37,669 Damn you, Rana. I told you so. 1211 01:09:40,798 --> 01:09:43,550 Damn it, Renato, I told you, asshole. 1212 01:09:43,717 --> 01:09:45,259 Damn it, Rana, I told you, dude. 1213 01:09:45,803 --> 01:09:48,430 I'm sorry, Maru, please don't curse. 1214 01:09:48,514 --> 01:09:50,641 -The baby will hear you. -What need was there? 1215 01:09:52,684 --> 01:09:53,893 I checked it. 1216 01:09:54,060 --> 01:09:56,062 No, I checked it, everything is fine. 1217 01:09:56,730 --> 01:09:57,856 Well, I did check it! 1218 01:09:57,939 --> 01:10:01,109 Yeah, yeah, you checked it good. 1219 01:10:03,612 --> 01:10:04,904 Damn you, Cadaver! 1220 01:10:10,243 --> 01:10:12,078 Fucking no good... 1221 01:10:16,417 --> 01:10:18,042 I was happy 1222 01:10:18,126 --> 01:10:19,628 With my boyfriend and profession 1223 01:10:19,711 --> 01:10:22,088 I don't understandwhen my life changed 1224 01:10:22,171 --> 01:10:24,466 And now I am drenched in sweat 1225 01:10:24,675 --> 01:10:28,219 In the middle of nowhere, pregnant by this loser 1226 01:10:28,804 --> 01:10:31,389 What a nightmare, what a week 1227 01:10:31,557 --> 01:10:34,392 I ended up with a Frog 1228 01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:37,228 I want to turn everything back 1229 01:10:37,395 --> 01:10:40,148 But no, kiddo, you'll get married 1230 01:10:42,568 --> 01:10:45,987 All because he crept into my room 1231 01:10:51,993 --> 01:10:53,787 Hey, this is great, eh? 1232 01:10:54,746 --> 01:10:56,372 This place is amazing! 1233 01:10:56,748 --> 01:10:57,999 Yes. 1234 01:11:02,128 --> 01:11:06,215 You think you're smart, eh? Why is there only one bed? 1235 01:11:06,508 --> 01:11:07,551 Huh? 1236 01:11:07,718 --> 01:11:08,844 There's only one bed. 1237 01:11:09,010 --> 01:11:10,512 There were no rooms with two. 1238 01:11:12,013 --> 01:11:12,972 Oh, no? 1239 01:11:13,139 --> 01:11:14,475 They were all taken. 1240 01:11:14,641 --> 01:11:15,851 Fancy that! 1241 01:11:16,017 --> 01:11:17,143 This was the only one. 1242 01:11:19,020 --> 01:11:21,482 -Well, tough break. -Yeah, tough break. 1243 01:11:27,028 --> 01:11:28,572 You get the hammock, babe. 1244 01:11:28,906 --> 01:11:29,865 Huh? 1245 01:11:30,532 --> 01:11:31,658 The hammock. 1246 01:11:32,534 --> 01:11:33,494 Really? 1247 01:11:33,660 --> 01:11:35,369 Yeah, the doubles were all taken, right? 1248 01:11:46,380 --> 01:11:48,675 You can come into the room if you want. 1249 01:11:49,050 --> 01:11:50,511 No, this is cool. 1250 01:11:51,052 --> 01:11:52,345 Whatever. 1251 01:11:59,352 --> 01:12:01,354 Why are you doing all of this, Renato? 1252 01:12:01,437 --> 01:12:02,355 For our son. 1253 01:12:02,773 --> 01:12:03,815 That's all? 1254 01:12:06,652 --> 01:12:09,403 Yes, that's all. 1255 01:12:09,821 --> 01:12:12,658 -Maru, where are we? -In the Fiji Islands. 1256 01:12:13,074 --> 01:12:14,075 That's not true. 1257 01:12:14,993 --> 01:12:16,202 Near Acapulco. 1258 01:12:18,079 --> 01:12:19,497 And what are we doing? 1259 01:12:21,082 --> 01:12:23,376 We're on our honeymoon! 1260 01:12:46,024 --> 01:12:48,569 This fish is delicious! 1261 01:12:50,528 --> 01:12:51,905 Your father caught it. 1262 01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,949 He went swimming this morning 1263 01:12:54,115 --> 01:12:57,118 and brought it for you and me to eat. 1264 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:01,163 The problem now is, who's going to pay the bill. 1265 01:13:05,919 --> 01:13:06,837 It was a joke. 1266 01:13:07,336 --> 01:13:08,337 Relax. 1267 01:13:08,797 --> 01:13:09,715 Come on... 1268 01:13:10,339 --> 01:13:12,926 You have to be in the video, too. 1269 01:13:17,931 --> 01:13:18,932 Stop recording. 1270 01:13:20,266 --> 01:13:21,935 That's enough, Maru. 1271 01:13:23,436 --> 01:13:24,646 Pay the bill. 1272 01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:51,130 Cheers! 1273 01:13:56,970 --> 01:13:58,680 You are so pretty. 1274 01:13:59,681 --> 01:14:01,099 Cheers, friends! 1275 01:14:03,142 --> 01:14:04,895 Come here! Closer! 1276 01:14:05,062 --> 01:14:06,688 Closer! 1277 01:14:08,564 --> 01:14:09,733 Renato! 1278 01:14:10,149 --> 01:14:13,235 -What's up? -What are you doing with those sluts? 1279 01:14:13,695 --> 01:14:16,322 -They're my friends. -Is she your girlfriend? 1280 01:14:17,239 --> 01:14:18,532 She's my partner. 1281 01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:20,827 No, I'm not his partner. I'm his wife, you bitch! 1282 01:14:20,911 --> 01:14:22,829 I'm going to have his child. How's that? 1283 01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:24,956 Oh, you're going to be a father? 1284 01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:27,625 -That's what she says. -You're too young for that. 1285 01:14:27,709 --> 01:14:30,419 -How old are you, eh? -Don't touch me, you slob! 1286 01:14:30,503 --> 01:14:31,755 Let's go, Renato! 1287 01:14:31,963 --> 01:14:32,798 Why? 1288 01:14:33,006 --> 01:14:34,507 Because I say so! 1289 01:14:34,675 --> 01:14:36,843 Listen to your mom! Go with her, little one! 1290 01:14:37,010 --> 01:14:38,679 You shut up, you pothead! 1291 01:14:38,845 --> 01:14:39,846 I'll be right back. 1292 01:14:40,013 --> 01:14:41,347 Back my ass! 1293 01:14:41,723 --> 01:14:43,307 -I'll work it out. -Don't be long. 1294 01:14:44,017 --> 01:14:45,018 Thanks. 1295 01:14:46,812 --> 01:14:49,856 She's from Spain. There it's a double... 1296 01:14:50,023 --> 01:14:53,026 Here we call it a bonus. 1297 01:14:53,609 --> 01:14:55,028 I'll bring more beer. 1298 01:14:56,029 --> 01:14:57,321 Bye, handsome! 1299 01:15:00,491 --> 01:15:02,201 He was really hot. 1300 01:15:07,749 --> 01:15:10,043 You turned out a bastard! 1301 01:15:11,044 --> 01:15:12,503 Like all the rest of them! 1302 01:15:13,046 --> 01:15:14,798 We are nothing to each other. 1303 01:15:14,881 --> 01:15:17,759 No? We're married, in case you haven't noticed. 1304 01:15:17,843 --> 01:15:19,094 You said it was fake. 1305 01:15:19,177 --> 01:15:20,678 That's not the point! 1306 01:15:20,846 --> 01:15:22,973 You came with me and you have to respect me! 1307 01:15:23,056 --> 01:15:25,349 I came with you, right! 1308 01:15:26,267 --> 01:15:27,894 -You're jealous! -Jealous? 1309 01:15:28,061 --> 01:15:29,771 -I can't understand you. -Oh, baby! 1310 01:15:29,938 --> 01:15:32,273 No, honey. In your dreams. 1311 01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:33,900 -Then, you're not? -No. 1312 01:15:34,067 --> 01:15:36,987 I'm going to see the Spanish girl, she was really hot! 1313 01:15:37,070 --> 01:15:39,030 Where are you going, you little bastard? 1314 01:15:39,197 --> 01:15:40,741 You stay here! Come here! 1315 01:15:41,074 --> 01:15:42,241 What's the deal? 1316 01:15:43,910 --> 01:15:44,911 Thought you didn't care. 1317 01:15:45,078 --> 01:15:47,371 I don't give a fuck what you do with your life! 1318 01:15:47,831 --> 01:15:49,916 -So? -It's a matter of manners. 1319 01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:52,169 You came with me, you stay with me! 1320 01:15:52,334 --> 01:15:54,921 We are on a deserted beach. What if someone comes? 1321 01:15:55,088 --> 01:15:56,173 I'm all alone... 1322 01:15:56,882 --> 01:15:58,507 you're so thoughtless! 1323 01:15:58,716 --> 01:16:01,094 Okay, Maru, cool! 1324 01:16:07,516 --> 01:16:09,853 When you fall asleep, I'll go with them. 1325 01:16:11,897 --> 01:16:13,314 And I'll cut off your balls! 1326 01:16:24,325 --> 01:16:25,409 Hey... 1327 01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:28,079 What's up? 1328 01:16:28,537 --> 01:16:30,581 Isn't something missing on this honeymoon? 1329 01:16:30,748 --> 01:16:31,958 No, I taped it all. 1330 01:16:32,125 --> 01:16:33,126 Are you sure? 1331 01:16:33,292 --> 01:16:34,293 Yes. 1332 01:16:34,795 --> 01:16:36,129 Well, come here... 1333 01:16:38,131 --> 01:16:39,257 What's up? 1334 01:17:49,870 --> 01:17:51,872 It was a momentary lapse, okay? 1335 01:17:53,206 --> 01:17:55,292 It's not always going to be like this. 1336 01:17:55,959 --> 01:17:59,212 It was just to give it a little realism. 1337 01:18:01,214 --> 01:18:02,215 Okay! 1338 01:18:04,633 --> 01:18:05,927 Some music? 1339 01:18:08,762 --> 01:18:10,556 Turn that damn song off! 1340 01:18:11,308 --> 01:18:12,893 Turn it off or I'll get out of the car! 1341 01:18:13,059 --> 01:18:14,060 Okay. 1342 01:18:14,435 --> 01:18:15,728 It's not my fault. 1343 01:18:17,230 --> 01:18:18,439 It was just on. 1344 01:18:22,110 --> 01:18:26,072 SIX KILOS LATER 1345 01:18:40,253 --> 01:18:41,254 Wow! 1346 01:18:41,338 --> 01:18:42,713 -What's up, doc? -What? 1347 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:44,257 Do you want to know what it is? 1348 01:18:45,258 --> 01:18:47,177 No, no, better not. 1349 01:18:47,260 --> 01:18:48,261 Yes! I know it's a boy! 1350 01:18:49,054 --> 01:18:50,554 OK, then, tell us. 1351 01:18:51,014 --> 01:18:52,723 You see this here? 1352 01:18:54,935 --> 01:18:56,269 It's a weenie. 1353 01:18:58,271 --> 01:18:59,230 You bet your ass! 1354 01:18:59,397 --> 01:19:00,357 -That? -Oh, sorry, doc! 1355 01:19:01,274 --> 01:19:02,192 Here! 1356 01:19:02,275 --> 01:19:04,235 I knew it! I knew from the start. It's a boy! 1357 01:19:04,402 --> 01:19:05,694 Congratulations! 1358 01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:08,822 Are you sure that's what it is? 1359 01:19:08,990 --> 01:19:11,368 Maru, Maru, it's a boy! 1360 01:19:13,078 --> 01:19:14,204 Go on! 1361 01:19:14,578 --> 01:19:16,122 -Now? -Yes. 1362 01:19:17,748 --> 01:19:19,708 Hello, darling. 1363 01:19:23,754 --> 01:19:24,838 Hello? 1364 01:19:25,006 --> 01:19:28,134 Hello, Rana. Remember today is the Lamaze class. 1365 01:19:28,301 --> 01:19:29,468 The what? 1366 01:19:30,594 --> 01:19:33,348 Lamaze, Rana. I've been telling you about it for months. 1367 01:19:33,431 --> 01:19:35,058 Oh, right, right. 1368 01:19:35,141 --> 01:19:38,103 OK, then I'll meet you there. It's really important. 1369 01:19:38,186 --> 01:19:39,645 It's a couple thing. 1370 01:19:42,315 --> 01:19:43,607 Yeah, I'll see you there. 1371 01:19:44,109 --> 01:19:45,193 Bye. 1372 01:19:53,326 --> 01:19:54,285 What's up, Rana? 1373 01:19:54,369 --> 01:19:55,869 Dude, I need you to stand in for me. 1374 01:19:56,037 --> 01:19:58,580 Eight weeks of preparation 1375 01:19:58,664 --> 01:20:00,458 -so the experience... -Afternoon. 1376 01:20:01,126 --> 01:20:02,335 Hello! 1377 01:20:03,961 --> 01:20:05,171 Hello, Miss. 1378 01:20:06,339 --> 01:20:08,632 Come in, if you want. That way. 1379 01:20:08,799 --> 01:20:10,343 We're just starting. He your husband? 1380 01:20:10,509 --> 01:20:12,053 No way! What are you doing here? 1381 01:20:12,137 --> 01:20:13,679 Later. Can I take off my shoes? 1382 01:20:13,762 --> 01:20:15,348 -Yes. -Done. 1383 01:20:15,973 --> 01:20:17,142 Where is Renato? 1384 01:20:17,308 --> 01:20:19,643 Something came up, but I'm here to stand in. 1385 01:20:19,727 --> 01:20:21,687 Excuse me, but can we continue? 1386 01:20:22,188 --> 01:20:23,189 Please... 1387 01:20:23,356 --> 01:20:24,315 -Yes, sorry. -Yes, fine. 1388 01:20:24,482 --> 01:20:25,483 What do I have to do? 1389 01:20:25,649 --> 01:20:27,776 We were talking about humanizing childbirth. 1390 01:20:27,943 --> 01:20:29,862 -Humanizing. Humanizing? -Yes. 1391 01:20:30,321 --> 01:20:32,198 One that respects the woman. 1392 01:20:32,282 --> 01:20:33,782 What happened? What he had to do it? 1393 01:20:33,866 --> 01:20:35,368 Respects the woman. 1394 01:20:36,244 --> 01:20:38,121 -Her desires. -Her desires. 1395 01:20:38,204 --> 01:20:40,081 Shut up! You're not the teacher! 1396 01:20:40,664 --> 01:20:42,916 That's it. Feel the gravity. Yes. 1397 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,085 Where do I place my hands? 1398 01:20:44,169 --> 01:20:46,212 Then we get up on all fours 1399 01:20:46,379 --> 01:20:48,131 and rest your arms... 1400 01:20:48,298 --> 01:20:50,258 Look. I press and release. 1401 01:20:50,425 --> 01:20:53,178 Please, tell him to leave me alone. 1402 01:20:53,386 --> 01:20:54,345 What? 1403 01:20:54,512 --> 01:20:57,765 Here, on the back. With the whole hand, not jabbing. 1404 01:20:57,931 --> 01:21:00,726 -Will you help me? -Yes, I am helping you. 1405 01:21:01,144 --> 01:21:03,771 -Wait. -How does this hand go? 1406 01:21:03,937 --> 01:21:08,068 Wait, wait. I'm going to show you how. There, on the hip... 1407 01:21:08,234 --> 01:21:10,403 -Right there, and then apply pressure. -Okay. 1408 01:21:13,239 --> 01:21:15,116 -What's the matter with you? -I was nervous. 1409 01:21:19,745 --> 01:21:21,081 Maru? 1410 01:21:21,414 --> 01:21:22,373 Hello? 1411 01:21:22,540 --> 01:21:24,167 You blew it, asshole! 1412 01:21:24,833 --> 01:21:26,377 Wait, Maru. 1413 01:21:28,629 --> 01:21:30,005 Damn it. 1414 01:21:32,092 --> 01:21:33,218 Okay. 1415 01:21:37,596 --> 01:21:41,016 Hello. Did you order a pepperoni double cheese pizza? 1416 01:21:41,434 --> 01:21:44,686 Yum! Is it still hot? 1417 01:21:47,565 --> 01:21:49,650 Don't you have a smaller bill? I didn't bring... 1418 01:21:49,817 --> 01:21:53,070 Babe, do you have change? 1419 01:21:55,448 --> 01:21:58,118 Honeybun, I told you no pizza, I'm on a diet. 1420 01:21:58,284 --> 01:21:59,327 Busted! 1421 01:22:03,956 --> 01:22:07,751 Don't go getting ideas. She's my sister. 1422 01:22:07,918 --> 01:22:09,295 Of course she is! 1423 01:22:09,462 --> 01:22:11,004 And I'm Cristiano Ronaldo, right? 1424 01:22:12,215 --> 01:22:13,757 -You know each other? -Yes. 1425 01:22:14,217 --> 01:22:15,593 See you around, father in law! 1426 01:22:17,094 --> 01:22:20,306 Wait. Hey, hold on. Come here. 1427 01:22:20,473 --> 01:22:25,060 Come here, you little fucker! 1428 01:22:25,478 --> 01:22:29,857 Look at all the presents, Ranita! That's so nice of them. 1429 01:22:30,483 --> 01:22:31,568 They all love you. 1430 01:22:31,733 --> 01:22:34,154 Your aunts and uncles... 1431 01:22:35,446 --> 01:22:36,489 your grandma. 1432 01:22:36,697 --> 01:22:38,657 Hello, Grannie! 1433 01:22:39,325 --> 01:22:40,951 I'm going to say hello, excuse me. 1434 01:22:41,118 --> 01:22:43,163 -Not now, I'm... -You're what? 1435 01:22:43,329 --> 01:22:44,955 -Having hot flashes. -Hey, Renato. 1436 01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:52,505 Renato, son. Come over here with the men. 1437 01:22:56,509 --> 01:23:02,848 Listen, I've given it some serious thought and... 1438 01:23:04,309 --> 01:23:07,353 I want us to make peace. 1439 01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:08,438 Really? 1440 01:23:08,521 --> 01:23:10,440 I mean, why should we go on fighting, you know? 1441 01:23:10,523 --> 01:23:11,524 You're right. 1442 01:23:12,525 --> 01:23:18,489 I said to myself: If little Maru and you love each other, 1443 01:23:18,573 --> 01:23:21,201 who am I to stand between you? 1444 01:23:22,034 --> 01:23:23,744 May love prevail! 1445 01:23:24,537 --> 01:23:26,456 Besides, I've discovered you're a good guy. 1446 01:23:26,539 --> 01:23:27,540 Right! 1447 01:23:28,458 --> 01:23:30,083 And when did you discover that? 1448 01:23:31,544 --> 01:23:33,546 Yesterday afternoon, don't play dumb! 1449 01:23:34,547 --> 01:23:37,675 Of course, at your sister's house, right? 1450 01:23:37,758 --> 01:23:38,593 Exactly. 1451 01:23:38,676 --> 01:23:40,135 You didn't bring her to the shower. 1452 01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:42,555 -She would've enjoyed it. -Lower your voice, you shit. 1453 01:23:43,556 --> 01:23:49,562 Listen, I leave you alone and no one saw anything, okay? 1454 01:23:51,855 --> 01:23:58,070 Besides, I want you to quit that pizzeria and come work for me. 1455 01:23:58,238 --> 01:24:01,740 What do you want, the party or the senate? 1456 01:24:05,286 --> 01:24:06,579 We have a deal. 1457 01:24:17,130 --> 01:24:19,758 You don't know who you're messing with, stupid fuck! 1458 01:24:24,305 --> 01:24:25,306 I'm just kidding. 1459 01:24:25,390 --> 01:24:27,308 We talk like that. 1460 01:24:28,767 --> 01:24:30,687 What did you say to him? 1461 01:24:32,020 --> 01:24:34,022 Nothing! 1462 01:24:34,982 --> 01:24:39,778 I said we should make peace, but no. 1463 01:24:39,945 --> 01:24:41,656 Yeah, right. 1464 01:24:44,367 --> 01:24:46,619 If you don't believe me, ask him! 1465 01:24:47,495 --> 01:24:52,124 I told him I wouldn't oppose your relationship 1466 01:24:52,292 --> 01:24:57,796 if he left the pizza job. 1467 01:24:57,879 --> 01:25:03,093 I said: Boy, come work with us in the senate, the party. 1468 01:25:03,176 --> 01:25:06,054 But no, the little asshole took offense and left. 1469 01:25:06,221 --> 01:25:08,849 I don't know why, but I don't believe a word, Dad. 1470 01:25:10,892 --> 01:25:12,102 Come on, kiddo. 1471 01:25:12,269 --> 01:25:14,314 Why would I lie to you? 1472 01:25:14,397 --> 01:25:18,609 Do you think he can support you delivering pizzas? 1473 01:25:19,151 --> 01:25:20,653 Maru, honey, think it over. 1474 01:25:20,737 --> 01:25:22,697 Don't ruin your life with that little boy. 1475 01:25:22,780 --> 01:25:24,239 Why did you force me to marry him? 1476 01:25:24,324 --> 01:25:27,493 It was during an election, little Maru! 1477 01:25:27,577 --> 01:25:29,119 Please, think about it. 1478 01:25:29,202 --> 01:25:31,497 We needed social stability. 1479 01:25:31,664 --> 01:25:33,583 And what did you want? To be a single mother? 1480 01:25:33,666 --> 01:25:37,628 Of course not! It was the least you could do after your mistake. 1481 01:25:37,712 --> 01:25:39,630 It's a mistake to live here with you at my age. 1482 01:25:39,714 --> 01:25:41,089 And allow you to blackmail me. 1483 01:25:41,173 --> 01:25:42,966 The door is wide open if you don't like it. 1484 01:25:43,133 --> 01:25:44,344 Yeah? Well, I don't. 1485 01:25:44,427 --> 01:25:46,887 Why do you treat Renato like that? He did nothing to you. 1486 01:25:46,970 --> 01:25:50,516 Do you think your money and influence can manipulate 1487 01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:52,142 -and buy people? -Yes. 1488 01:25:53,268 --> 01:25:55,688 Yeah? Well you found someone it doesn't. 1489 01:25:57,690 --> 01:25:59,274 -Maru, honey. -Let her go! 1490 01:26:01,193 --> 01:26:03,028 Her tantrum will pass. 1491 01:26:10,370 --> 01:26:11,537 Can you give us shelter? 1492 01:26:11,704 --> 01:26:12,913 Come in. 1493 01:26:13,456 --> 01:26:14,707 Thanks. 1494 01:26:22,964 --> 01:26:24,883 And where does that bastard live? 1495 01:26:25,342 --> 01:26:27,052 In the housing developments, sir. 1496 01:26:27,637 --> 01:26:28,554 Outside of the city! 1497 01:26:29,096 --> 01:26:30,222 Fuck! 1498 01:26:31,724 --> 01:26:32,891 And what time did she leave? 1499 01:26:36,144 --> 01:26:38,188 Doesn't anyone know? 1500 01:26:38,439 --> 01:26:40,566 Last night I think. 1501 01:26:40,733 --> 01:26:42,652 Today, when I went in her room, she was gone. 1502 01:26:43,068 --> 01:26:44,654 And it goes to voice mail, again. 1503 01:26:44,737 --> 01:26:46,697 Let it go. Plutarco! 1504 01:26:46,864 --> 01:26:48,031 Sir? 1505 01:26:48,658 --> 01:26:50,451 Make sure the girl is with that asshole. 1506 01:26:50,618 --> 01:26:51,661 Yes, Senator. 1507 01:26:57,916 --> 01:26:59,000 Get it right. 1508 01:27:01,546 --> 01:27:02,379 Kiss. 1509 01:27:08,343 --> 01:27:11,388 I want you to beat the shit out of the little bastard, 1510 01:27:11,556 --> 01:27:13,474 -but don't leave any marks. OK? -Yes, Senator. 1511 01:27:13,641 --> 01:27:15,350 And don't let anyone record it. No phones. 1512 01:27:15,768 --> 01:27:17,227 I don't want any trouble. 1513 01:27:18,479 --> 01:27:19,897 Wednesday. 1514 01:27:21,774 --> 01:27:23,776 I have it here, just in case. 1515 01:27:34,035 --> 01:27:35,036 Hello. 1516 01:27:38,957 --> 01:27:40,041 Good morning. 1517 01:27:41,752 --> 01:27:42,879 Ah, thanks. 1518 01:27:43,044 --> 01:27:44,004 You're welcome. 1519 01:27:44,171 --> 01:27:45,046 What are you doing? 1520 01:27:45,422 --> 01:27:47,048 I just finished our video. 1521 01:27:47,884 --> 01:27:48,843 Really? 1522 01:27:49,217 --> 01:27:50,218 You wanna see it? 1523 01:27:54,557 --> 01:27:56,642 This story begins like this... 1524 01:28:30,091 --> 01:28:31,594 And then... 1525 01:28:31,761 --> 01:28:33,136 I found you. 1526 01:30:43,643 --> 01:30:46,394 As you can see, you haven't been born yet. 1527 01:30:47,228 --> 01:30:51,191 But you are already the most loved, wanted baby in the world. 1528 01:30:51,524 --> 01:30:54,235 -We love you, Ranita. -So much! 1529 01:30:58,239 --> 01:31:01,451 This story... I hope it continues... 1530 01:31:24,725 --> 01:31:25,851 Thank you. 1531 01:31:34,777 --> 01:31:36,112 Can you forgive me? 1532 01:31:36,737 --> 01:31:38,279 I treated you very badly. 1533 01:31:40,032 --> 01:31:41,241 I've been a fool. 1534 01:31:57,717 --> 01:31:59,093 Will you be my boyfriend? 1535 01:32:01,594 --> 01:32:03,304 But now for real, OK? 1536 01:32:05,099 --> 01:32:06,142 -Yes... -Yes? 1537 01:32:06,558 --> 01:32:07,684 I do. 1538 01:32:15,650 --> 01:32:17,153 Hey, Plutarco. How are you? 1539 01:32:17,318 --> 01:32:19,113 Miss, I'm glad you're here. Is everything OK? 1540 01:32:19,279 --> 01:32:20,405 Yes, everything is fine. 1541 01:32:21,322 --> 01:32:25,660 Your parents sent me to find you. They are really worried. 1542 01:32:25,911 --> 01:32:27,872 Alright, now you've seen that everything is fine. 1543 01:32:27,955 --> 01:32:29,081 Say hi to them, OK? 1544 01:32:30,124 --> 01:32:31,332 Damn. 1545 01:32:35,336 --> 01:32:37,214 What's up, man? 1546 01:32:39,549 --> 01:32:42,510 Well, the Senator is really pissed off. 1547 01:32:42,677 --> 01:32:44,847 He asked me to work you over. 1548 01:32:45,014 --> 01:32:46,347 But I said: "Relax, sir. 1549 01:32:46,514 --> 01:32:49,267 Rana is a good kid. Your daughter is in good hands." 1550 01:32:49,350 --> 01:32:50,268 Cool, bro. 1551 01:32:50,351 --> 01:32:53,313 -That's what friends are for, right? -You bet. Awesome. Thanks. 1552 01:32:53,480 --> 01:32:55,816 And where is... what's Rosi doing? 1553 01:32:55,983 --> 01:32:57,193 Who? 1554 01:32:57,358 --> 01:32:58,276 Rosi. 1555 01:32:58,485 --> 01:33:01,321 Oh, she's busy doing the laundry. 1556 01:33:01,488 --> 01:33:02,530 Oh, I see. 1557 01:33:04,365 --> 01:33:06,534 -Have you had breakfast? -Yeah. 1558 01:33:08,369 --> 01:33:09,621 Great. 1559 01:33:09,704 --> 01:33:11,289 Well, then, say goodbye to her for me. 1560 01:33:11,372 --> 01:33:12,332 Sure. 1561 01:33:12,415 --> 01:33:13,750 -We should do it again. -OK. 1562 01:33:13,876 --> 01:33:17,087 -But next time we take a taxi. -Just to be safe. 1563 01:33:17,171 --> 01:33:19,089 Yeah, you really came across that day. Cool. 1564 01:33:19,380 --> 01:33:23,301 OK, kid. I'll tell the Senator that all is well with Maru. 1565 01:33:23,384 --> 01:33:25,345 And that I left you a little souvenir. 1566 01:33:25,428 --> 01:33:28,306 So you can back me up on that. And so he will let up. 1567 01:33:29,390 --> 01:33:30,725 Man, you're the best. 1568 01:33:31,684 --> 01:33:33,229 Thanks for helping out. 1569 01:33:33,394 --> 01:33:34,395 See you around. 1570 01:33:35,105 --> 01:33:36,232 Where are you going? 1571 01:33:36,397 --> 01:33:38,399 -I'm leaving. -What are you doing? 1572 01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:40,401 It's that way. 1573 01:33:40,693 --> 01:33:41,694 Right. 1574 01:33:41,946 --> 01:33:43,030 Cool. See ya. 1575 01:33:44,364 --> 01:33:45,782 That didn't work. 1576 01:33:47,117 --> 01:33:48,911 Renato, what are you doing? 1577 01:33:49,410 --> 01:33:50,662 Studying, boss. 1578 01:33:51,163 --> 01:33:52,915 I wanted to ask if I could come in late. 1579 01:33:52,998 --> 01:33:54,834 I have an exam tomorrow at eight. 1580 01:33:54,917 --> 01:33:57,086 With that I finish high school. 1581 01:33:57,418 --> 01:33:58,921 -An exam? -Yeah. 1582 01:33:59,296 --> 01:34:00,713 -High school? -Yeah. 1583 01:34:01,548 --> 01:34:04,218 You lazy bum. There's a delivery for Anzures. 1584 01:34:05,094 --> 01:34:07,012 -Get going! -Then it's OK? 1585 01:34:07,096 --> 01:34:08,973 We'll see about it later. Hurry! 1586 01:34:12,101 --> 01:34:13,102 Hello? 1587 01:34:13,434 --> 01:34:15,353 Rana, I think my water broke. 1588 01:34:15,436 --> 01:34:16,354 What water? 1589 01:34:16,437 --> 01:34:18,606 My water! You're going to be a father! 1590 01:34:18,773 --> 01:34:20,901 No way, Maru. The nine months aren't up. 1591 01:34:21,068 --> 01:34:22,278 I know, I know. 1592 01:34:22,443 --> 01:34:25,613 Son, the kid got the jump on us. 1593 01:34:25,990 --> 01:34:28,825 I'll take her to the social security clinic in a taxi. 1594 01:34:28,909 --> 01:34:30,160 OK, mom. 1595 01:34:30,702 --> 01:34:33,621 -If you start having contractions... -Yeah... 1596 01:34:33,788 --> 01:34:34,915 You just go... 1597 01:34:38,335 --> 01:34:40,004 You'll have to deliver the pizza yourself! 1598 01:34:40,087 --> 01:34:41,046 I'm going to be a Dad! 1599 01:34:41,213 --> 01:34:42,714 -You're going to be a father? -Yes! 1600 01:34:42,797 --> 01:34:44,008 Congratulations! 1601 01:34:47,844 --> 01:34:48,888 Breathe! 1602 01:34:49,470 --> 01:34:50,513 The baby is coming. 1603 01:34:50,597 --> 01:34:52,182 No way. Don't stain the seat covers. 1604 01:34:52,349 --> 01:34:53,267 Shut up! 1605 01:34:59,480 --> 01:35:01,191 Rosi, call my parents. Let them know. 1606 01:35:04,361 --> 01:35:07,990 I ran out of credit. I hate that. 1607 01:35:12,869 --> 01:35:14,079 It's here. 1608 01:35:15,747 --> 01:35:18,750 It's coming! It's coming! 1609 01:35:22,503 --> 01:35:25,174 -Let me see your benefits card. -I have it here. 1610 01:35:25,506 --> 01:35:27,259 No, not yours. 1611 01:35:27,425 --> 01:35:30,054 The mother's. Or are you going to give birth, too? 1612 01:35:30,220 --> 01:35:32,472 -Do I look pregnant? -Well? 1613 01:35:32,639 --> 01:35:34,058 And who's going to pay me? 1614 01:35:34,224 --> 01:35:36,352 Can't you see the shit is hitting the fan here? 1615 01:35:36,517 --> 01:35:37,852 Give me a break. 1616 01:35:38,020 --> 01:35:40,647 I can only care for her if she has her card. 1617 01:35:42,274 --> 01:35:44,525 If she wants to give birth, she needs a card. 1618 01:35:44,692 --> 01:35:46,362 Otherwise, I can't give her any service. 1619 01:35:46,527 --> 01:35:47,487 Next! 1620 01:35:47,654 --> 01:35:48,780 Next, please! 1621 01:35:49,530 --> 01:35:51,449 There, there! Are you OK? 1622 01:35:51,532 --> 01:35:54,370 Son, this bitch won't take care of your wife 1623 01:35:54,535 --> 01:35:56,454 because she doesn't have a card. 1624 01:35:56,537 --> 01:35:57,455 What did you call me? 1625 01:35:57,538 --> 01:35:59,457 She doesn't have a card and the lady is right. 1626 01:35:59,624 --> 01:36:00,541 -Come. -What can we do? 1627 01:36:00,625 --> 01:36:03,128 Let's go to a doctor. Let's get out of here. 1628 01:36:06,673 --> 01:36:08,968 Yes, yes. Wait. Your purse. 1629 01:36:10,386 --> 01:36:11,220 What? 1630 01:36:13,305 --> 01:36:15,391 In law, change of plans. 1631 01:36:15,556 --> 01:36:17,267 We're going to the Irish hospital. 1632 01:36:17,642 --> 01:36:19,103 Bring her benefits card. 1633 01:36:19,186 --> 01:36:22,231 OK, yes. Yes. They're going to the Irish hospital. 1634 01:36:22,314 --> 01:36:24,316 -Hurry up! -I thought it was social security. 1635 01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:27,485 -Oh, Plutarco, get a move on! -OK, hang on tight, ma'am. 1636 01:36:37,454 --> 01:36:39,580 -Mom! -Are you OK? 1637 01:36:42,042 --> 01:36:44,128 Is everything alright, honey? Does it hurt? 1638 01:36:44,294 --> 01:36:46,796 Miss, Miss, my daughter is about to give birth. 1639 01:36:46,879 --> 01:36:48,132 Come this way, please. No! 1640 01:36:48,215 --> 01:36:49,841 -Excuse me, you can't come in. -Why not? 1641 01:36:49,924 --> 01:36:51,509 -Only the father. -So? 1642 01:36:51,592 --> 01:36:53,345 He is the father. Let him in. 1643 01:36:53,429 --> 01:36:55,347 Sorry, I thought you were her little brother. 1644 01:36:55,722 --> 01:36:56,639 Come this way. 1645 01:36:57,349 --> 01:36:58,641 Hey, he is the father. 1646 01:36:58,933 --> 01:36:59,851 Maru! 1647 01:37:00,060 --> 01:37:01,519 Quiet! To the delivery room! 1648 01:37:01,602 --> 01:37:04,939 -She's about to give birth. -That'll be seven months, Senator. 1649 01:37:05,606 --> 01:37:09,028 No, because she reached her term. Her water broke. 1650 01:37:09,111 --> 01:37:10,154 Really? 1651 01:37:10,903 --> 01:37:12,448 Powerful people. 1652 01:37:12,613 --> 01:37:13,865 OK, breathe. 1653 01:37:14,033 --> 01:37:15,451 Push. 1654 01:37:15,616 --> 01:37:16,576 That's it. 1655 01:37:17,036 --> 01:37:18,578 Good, he's coming! 1656 01:37:36,263 --> 01:37:37,222 He's born! 1657 01:37:37,638 --> 01:37:38,765 How is my daughter? 1658 01:37:39,433 --> 01:37:41,017 -Good. -Good or fine? 1659 01:37:41,559 --> 01:37:42,643 Fine. 1660 01:37:44,020 --> 01:37:45,481 Doctor, how did it go? 1661 01:37:45,646 --> 01:37:48,566 Well, as you know, the baby was premature. 1662 01:37:48,775 --> 01:37:50,610 But everything was fine. 1663 01:37:50,777 --> 01:37:54,281 Your daughter is in recovery and they'll bring the baby 1664 01:37:54,448 --> 01:37:55,656 for you to see. 1665 01:37:56,366 --> 01:37:57,742 He's cute. 1666 01:38:00,661 --> 01:38:01,621 He sure looks like him. 1667 01:38:01,788 --> 01:38:03,082 Hello. 1668 01:38:06,667 --> 01:38:08,002 What's going on, son? 1669 01:38:09,421 --> 01:38:10,671 -Senator. -What? 1670 01:38:11,507 --> 01:38:12,673 No, nothing. 1671 01:38:18,679 --> 01:38:20,681 What the fuck, Rana? I thought we had two weeks. 1672 01:38:21,141 --> 01:38:22,101 He came early. 1673 01:38:22,267 --> 01:38:23,519 Here he comes. 1674 01:38:23,684 --> 01:38:25,978 He's here! 1675 01:38:36,864 --> 01:38:38,074 Chinese. 1676 01:38:39,909 --> 01:38:42,078 He's... beautiful. 1677 01:38:48,835 --> 01:38:51,838 Miss, please, one question... 1678 01:38:53,047 --> 01:38:54,757 Did they switch the baby? 1679 01:38:54,841 --> 01:38:56,301 No way, ma'am. 1680 01:38:56,385 --> 01:38:58,803 This is Mrs. Maru Lamacona's baby. 1681 01:39:09,314 --> 01:39:10,648 Holy shit! 1682 01:39:25,121 --> 01:39:26,290 What the fuck? 1683 01:39:26,373 --> 01:39:27,790 I don't know, I don't understand. 1684 01:39:31,836 --> 01:39:33,422 The pictures, the pictures. 1685 01:39:33,505 --> 01:39:34,590 Your phone. The pictures. 1686 01:39:34,672 --> 01:39:35,673 Right, the pictures! 1687 01:39:58,572 --> 01:39:59,780 No fucking way! 1688 01:40:01,366 --> 01:40:02,783 What the fuck? 1689 01:40:08,415 --> 01:40:10,626 As far as I know, all babies have slanted eyes. 1690 01:40:10,791 --> 01:40:14,379 Because when they pull them out they yank them like this. 1691 01:40:14,795 --> 01:40:16,088 That's the deal, dude. 1692 01:40:16,632 --> 01:40:18,342 But then they go away. 1693 01:40:19,468 --> 01:40:20,927 Cut the bullshit, dude. 1694 01:40:23,054 --> 01:40:24,514 What? I read it... 1695 01:40:30,811 --> 01:40:34,065 This is a bitch. 1696 01:40:34,815 --> 01:40:36,943 I am devastated. 1697 01:40:43,492 --> 01:40:44,493 Get away! 1698 01:41:10,269 --> 01:41:11,395 I'm pregnant. 1699 01:41:12,521 --> 01:41:13,854 Congratulations. 1700 01:41:15,482 --> 01:41:16,816 I'm doing it for your baby, eh? 1701 01:41:17,233 --> 01:41:18,402 Is that the only reason? 1702 01:41:19,278 --> 01:41:20,445 Yes, it is. 1703 01:41:20,861 --> 01:41:22,238 You're going to be a father? 1704 01:41:22,406 --> 01:41:23,864 That's what she says, but... 1705 01:41:44,469 --> 01:41:45,886 How are you? 1706 01:41:46,638 --> 01:41:47,681 Fine. 1707 01:41:55,522 --> 01:41:56,897 I love you, Maru. 1708 01:42:00,360 --> 01:42:01,902 Hello, Ranita. 1709 01:42:03,154 --> 01:42:05,114 I'm your dad. 1710 01:42:07,199 --> 01:42:08,909 How are you, son? 1711 01:42:24,343 --> 01:42:25,719 Get away! 1712 01:42:46,531 --> 01:42:47,948 Ranita, hello. 1713 01:43:03,548 --> 01:43:04,549 Hello, Ranita. 1714 01:43:05,801 --> 01:43:07,968 When you see this video you will be older. 1715 01:43:08,886 --> 01:43:10,472 And making mischief. 1716 01:43:10,971 --> 01:43:14,266 And me? I hope to have finished college 1717 01:43:15,351 --> 01:43:18,814 and be working in something other than pizza delivery. 1718 01:43:19,980 --> 01:43:20,981 I promise. 1719 01:43:22,983 --> 01:43:26,237 You may have wondered why we don't look a lot alike. 1720 01:43:26,822 --> 01:43:28,824 Or maybe you're being bullied at school. 1721 01:43:28,989 --> 01:43:30,409 But don't listen to them. 1722 01:43:31,868 --> 01:43:33,453 That happens sometimes. 1723 01:43:34,995 --> 01:43:37,164 I had a grandfather who looked a lot like you. 1724 01:43:38,458 --> 01:43:41,335 I think you take after him. 1725 01:43:43,588 --> 01:43:44,840 Son... 1726 01:43:48,342 --> 01:43:50,512 never doubt how much I love you 1727 01:43:51,303 --> 01:43:53,013 and how much I love your mother. 1728 01:43:54,390 --> 01:43:56,308 You two changed my life. 1729 01:43:57,561 --> 01:43:59,019 Without you... 1730 01:44:01,021 --> 01:44:02,607 without you, I would be nothing. 1731 01:44:07,236 --> 01:44:09,405 I didn't have a dad. 1732 01:44:10,449 --> 01:44:11,700 But believe me... 1733 01:44:13,284 --> 01:44:15,035 you will never lack one. 1734 01:44:17,037 --> 01:44:18,330 I will be there... 1735 01:44:20,040 --> 01:44:21,083 to care for you... 1736 01:44:22,376 --> 01:44:23,419 to protect you... 1737 01:44:25,337 --> 01:44:27,339 to help you when you need it most. 1738 01:44:31,051 --> 01:44:32,679 I will see you grow up, eh? 1739 01:44:33,137 --> 01:44:34,556 I want to see you happy! 1740 01:44:41,771 --> 01:44:43,063 I love you, Ranita! 1741 01:45:31,487 --> 01:45:32,572 Mom? 1742 01:45:32,739 --> 01:45:34,240 We are here! 1743 01:45:35,867 --> 01:45:38,077 -Give her pills! -Shut up! 1744 01:45:39,579 --> 01:45:43,374 OK, let's sing the birthday song for my grandson, Ranita. 1745 01:45:43,542 --> 01:45:45,417 Come on! 1746 01:45:46,628 --> 01:45:48,295 Here goes! 1747 01:45:48,964 --> 01:45:50,757 To a mariachi beat. 1748 01:45:54,928 --> 01:45:55,971 Is it real? 1749 01:45:56,846 --> 01:45:58,180 It's a bad joke! 1750 01:45:58,640 --> 01:46:00,016 You never heard that song, right? 1751 01:46:00,642 --> 01:46:01,768 Stop it! Enough! 1752 01:46:01,851 --> 01:46:02,978 Who was the asshole? 1753 01:46:04,061 --> 01:46:05,564 It was Cadaver, who else? 1754 01:46:05,772 --> 01:46:06,731 Son of a... 1755 01:46:06,940 --> 01:46:08,107 Dad! 1756 01:46:08,482 --> 01:46:10,359 What's wrong with you? I make it with love! 1757 01:46:12,486 --> 01:46:14,321 Wait! Wait! 1758 01:46:16,575 --> 01:46:17,993 Tell your in law to get a grip. 1759 01:46:18,075 --> 01:46:19,786 He's so intense! 1760 01:46:19,911 --> 01:46:23,873 Ranita, say hello to your uncle Cadaver! 1761 01:46:23,957 --> 01:46:26,166 That's my boy! 1762 01:46:28,544 --> 01:46:31,631 Stop fondling each other! My son is one year old. 1763 01:46:32,506 --> 01:46:33,842 Let's cut your cake. 1764 01:46:34,050 --> 01:46:37,721 Take a bite! Take a bite! 1765 01:46:37,804 --> 01:46:39,639 Don't even think about it! 1766 01:46:40,556 --> 01:46:42,391 Play birthday songs in Chinese to your mother! 1767 01:46:42,726 --> 01:46:44,560 -Son of a... -Now, what I did? 1768 01:46:44,728 --> 01:46:45,729 What happened? 1769 01:46:48,147 --> 01:46:49,733 What's going on? 1770 01:46:49,816 --> 01:46:53,402 -You made my little one cry! -Come off it! 1771 01:46:53,737 --> 01:46:55,404 In law... 1772 01:46:55,487 --> 01:46:57,281 In law, my balls! 1773 01:46:57,741 --> 01:46:59,366 do you want a beer? 1774 01:46:59,701 --> 01:47:00,952 A picture, right? 1775 01:47:01,870 --> 01:47:04,121 Come on, everyone, dad! Ready for the picture! 1776 01:47:04,748 --> 01:47:05,665 Sure! A picture! 1777 01:47:05,749 --> 01:47:07,751 -Fuck, Cadaver! -Now, what? 1778 01:47:07,834 --> 01:47:10,419 How gross! You're out of line! 1779 01:47:13,757 --> 01:47:16,508 Hurry up, honey! Take the fucking picture! 1780 01:47:16,592 --> 01:47:17,802 One... 1781 01:47:18,803 --> 01:47:20,639 You won't come out in the picture. 1782 01:47:20,930 --> 01:47:22,807 Say cheese! 1783 01:47:22,891 --> 01:47:24,643 One, two... and three! 1784 01:47:24,726 --> 01:47:26,518 Cheese! 120289