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SCHWOZ:
Previously on Danger Force...
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- Got him!
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- Because of you two
Santa Claus is running around
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the streets of Swellview
without a brain!
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- Where's my brother?
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- Nobody say anything.
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- He left.
- Seriously?
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- Bump it, lil' dude!
- No Bose don't touch him!
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- K-K-K-Kramp Life!
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- What are you doorknobs
lookin' at?!
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- If we don't find Santa Claus
before Krampus does
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there won't be a Christmas for
us or anyone else in the world!
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- That was easy.
- Just kidding!
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- Alright!
- Ahhh! Go go go go!
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- You're gonna have to try
harder than that
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if you wanna save Christmas,
kiddies!
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♪ Up on the housetop
reindeer pause ♪
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♪ Out jumps good old
Santa Claus ♪
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- You know, it's a little chilly
for smoothies,
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but you do you.
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- We're not here for smoothies!
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I keep getting alerts
that someone saw Santa
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going into Hip Hop Purée.
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- Well if he's here
he should be easy to spot.
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♪ Out jumps good old
Santa Claus ♪
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- Or not.
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- What is going on here?
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- Da-ba-bah.
It's a Santa party.
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Can't come in unless you're
dressed like Santie Claus.
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- Okay, I-I understand that,
but we're superhe--
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- I don't care if you're
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
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You can't be here unless
you're dressed like
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Kris "The Jingle" Kringle!
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- We just need
a cuppa minutes to--
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- It should be clear by now
that I am not gonna let
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either of you finish a sentence
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until you're dressed
like Father Christmas.
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Lucky for you kids, I set some
costumes aside for drop-ins.
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♪ Up on the housetop,
click click click ♪
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♪ Down through the chimney
with good St. Nick ♪
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[ rap-rock music ]
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- Bose! Can we turn down
that awful music?!
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- Whoaaaa, way harsh!
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Way harsher!
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- Rap rock deserves
the harshest of harsh.
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- If I can't crank tunes
while crunching
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Mahi-mahi tac-y tac-ies,
what am I s'posed to do?!
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- I've got an idea...
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[ festive holiday music ]
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♪ Why don'tcha help me
fix the sleigh? ♪
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♪ I don't want to!
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♪ But I could use
a hand today... ♪
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♪ Wah wah, boo hoo!
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♪ Hand me that wrench
that's on the ground... ♪
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♪ All tools are lame!
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♪ Said by
the biggest one around. ♪
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- What?
- Nothing...
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- Hey!
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♪ I think you're forgetting
that it's Christmas! ♪
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♪ I don't know
what you're talkin' about ♪
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♪ Forgive me for getting loud
but I gotta let it out: ♪
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♪ you're never too ever
too cool for the holidays ♪
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♪ Blah blah blah blah blah
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♪ You're never too ever
too cool for the holidays ♪
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♪ Blah blah blah blah blah
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♪ You're never too ever
too cool for the holidays ♪
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♪ I don't care cuz I'm too cool
for the holidays! ♪
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- Dude, I know you're not
a member of Klub Krampus,
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but rule number slevin is,
"You don't gotta fix a sleigh,
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if you slay all DAY!" HOOAH!
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- Oh! At least fix your breath.
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It smells like fish
and caffeine.
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Here.
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- A candy cane?
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No way!
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♪ I used to love these
as a boy! ♪
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♪ You're not a man...
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♪ The shape of the "j"
would bring me joy! ♪
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♪ Glad you're a fan...
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♪ This is the sleigh
of Santa Claus! ♪
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♪ What's going on?
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♪ What can I help you with,
my Schwoz? ♪
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♪ The spell is gone!
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♪ I finally remember
that it's Christmas! ♪
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♪ That is what
I'm talking about! ♪
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♪ The month of December
you've every reason ♪
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♪ to let it out!
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♪ Cuz you're never too ever
too cool for the holidays! ♪
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♪ Fa la la la la la...
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♪ You're never too ever
too cool for the holidays... ♪
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♪ Fa la la la la la...
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♪ You're never too ever
too cool for the holiday... ♪
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♪ Caroling mingling
merrily singing ♪
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♪ and jingling
all of the way! ♪
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♪ You're never too ever
too cool for the holidays! ♪
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- Hey, what was it you wanted me
to hand you earlier?
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- Oh, that wrench
on the ground!
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- Here you go.
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It's beautiful.
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But all I did
was toss you a wrench!
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- That's the magic
of Christmas, baby!
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♪ Fa la la la la la...
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♪ You're never too ever
too cool for the holidays... ♪
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♪ Fa la la la la la...
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♪ You're never too ever
too cool for the holidays... ♪
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- Merry Christmas, Schwoz!
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- Awww, merry Christmas, Bosey.
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[ tube alert ]
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- We're back!
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- We got the sack!
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- Hey-hey, we fixed the sleigh!
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- Noice!
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- And someone fixed you!
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- Schwoz did --
but not all the way though.
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I still have
these gross dimples.
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- So, did you
defeat Krampus?
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- Yeah'd you guys take him down
to Pound Town?
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- Have you guys...
been watching the news?
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- No.
- Never.
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- We took him down
to Pound Town.
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- All at once.
- We really got him this time.
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- Not only won that battle...
Krampus. Look at this.
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- That is an interesting
candy cane right there.
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♪ Deck the halls with
boughs of holly ♪
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Hello! Hello?!
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Hellloo!
We're looking for Santa Claus!
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- Right here!
- I'm Santa Claus!
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- No, we mean
the real Santa Claus!
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- That's me!
- That's me!
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- I'm the real Santa!
- Ho ho ho ho!
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait --
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Ray said that the real Santa
lost his memory.
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- So?
- So...
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that means Santa doesn't know
who he is.
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- That means if these guys say
they're the real Santa Claus...
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- They can't be
the real Santa Claus.
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- Well then where is
the real Santa?!
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SANTA: ♪ A-put ya hand up,
a-put ya hands up ♪
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♪ If you got a itchy beard,
a-put ya hands up! ♪
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[ Dancing Santas cheer ]
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- Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
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- No requests!
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- Are you
the real Santa Claus?!
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- What's a Santa Claus?!
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- This is our guy.
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- You're coming with us!
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- Hands off!
- Come on!
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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I just got a weird text
from a nine-oh-nine number
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that's telling me to say,
"Party Time."
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- Ahh!
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- Did someone say,
"Party Time?!"
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[ air horn blares ]
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- Uh, who are you
and are you single?
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- Name's Krampus.
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And I'm a free man
outside the nine-oh-nine.
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International waters dude --
no rules apply!
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- Enchanté.
- No! Don't touch him!
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- You'll turn into a--
...Krampon.
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Hey, why didn't she change
when she touched him?
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- Eh...She seemed like
a Krampon to begin with.
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- Alright, side salads.
Time to hand over my brother.
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- No.
- Look, you're not gonna be
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the first kid I've slapped
so outta my way--
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- I said
[ Super-screams ] NO!!!
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- Ohhhhh yeahhhh...
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now my Krampits
can breathe!
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- Sorry, Santas!
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- Do I smell Maxx Body Spray?
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- Yeah. Summer Swag flavor,
baby.
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- Get him out of here!
- Not without you!
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- Haaa!
- Oh!
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- Ah!
- Dang it.
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- It all just kinda happened.
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[ kids all talking at once ]
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- Stop talking!
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♪ Danger
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Ooooh-ooooh
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♪ Danger!
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♪ One two three Force!
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[ kids in unison ]
- Emergency!
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- That's just the doorbell.
- I know.
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[ music ]
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- Woo!
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Out of my way poor people,
coming through!
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- My turn! My turn!
When's my turn?!
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- Calm down, Bose,
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I just got this
outta the Christmas bag!
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Vroom vrooom.
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- Santa!
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AWOL: I got him!
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- Miles, I found a jet ski
in Santa's bag of presents!
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It's for me!
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- Where's Mika?!
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- I had to leave her behind.
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Hey you're not
all Kramped up anymore.
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- Schwoz and I sang a song
and then he gave me a present
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and now except for these
gross dimples I'm fine!
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- And I got a Jet Ski!
You wanna ride it?
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You can't, it's mine!
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- He's been like this
ever since he got it.
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- Nah, he's always
been like that.
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I gotta go get my sister.
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- I gotta get this baby
to Lake Swellview.
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- You can't leave now!
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I know we told them that we took
Krampus down to Pound Town,
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but he's still
actually still out there!
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[ Bose gasps ]
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- Maybe he's at Lake Swellview
because he loves lakes
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didn't I tell you that part of
the story my bad down the tube!
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[ knocking ]
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- Are they back already?
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Party time?
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Who put this here?
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[ music ]
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- Where's my sister?!
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[ ShoutOut super-screams ]
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- Ah... why do I get
thrown through a door
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at this party every year?
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- Where's Santa?
- Santa's safe.
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Where's Krampus?
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- I dunno.
But if we're here.
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And Krampus is not...
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- Santa and his magic bag
are back at the Man's Nest...
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[ music ]
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- You'll never get away
with this, Krampus!
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- He's literally getting
away with it right now.
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We can't stop him.
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- Okay, fine. Fine.
Fine. Fine.
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You'll definitely get away
with this, Krampus!
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- See, that's better.
- Now that makes sense.
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- Okay, I get it I get it.
- Of course I will.
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And I'll be happy
knowing you're sad
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because you'll never have
another Christmas again dudes!
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ANNOYING HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:
B-b-b-b-b-bye, Christmas!
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- Krampus!
- 'Sup, dummies?
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Say goodbye
to all things Santa!
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- You'll never
get away with thi--
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- Gonna stop you right there.
- No, he will. He will.
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- Don't...
just, don't.
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Told ya.
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[ music ]
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- Okay, at least we know
it can't get any worse.
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- Noooo!
- Again, why would you say that?
247
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:19,413
- Relax. Krampus has Santa,
and the magic bag of presents,
248
00:10:19,413 --> 00:10:21,034
and Santa's sleigh.
249
00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:22,931
It can't possibly
get any worse.
250
00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:24,413
- Uh, guys?
251
00:10:24,413 --> 00:10:27,551
- Things just got
a whole lot better!
252
00:10:27,551 --> 00:10:30,344
- See?
- For Krampus!
253
00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:33,551
- Oh man, they got me.
254
00:10:33,551 --> 00:10:34,793
Kudos to them.
255
00:10:34,793 --> 00:10:37,034
- Now that stupid Santa
is stashed away
256
00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:40,896
at an undisclosed lame-cation,
Grandmaster K--
257
00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:43,896
- That's K-K-K-K-Krampus!
258
00:10:43,896 --> 00:10:46,793
- --is free to travel
all over the world,
259
00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:49,827
spreading his super sick message
of rap-rock love
260
00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:51,965
and Christmas hate.
261
00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:54,827
- Awwwwwwww yeah!
262
00:10:54,827 --> 00:10:55,862
- No, way...
263
00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:57,034
- It's true! Look...
264
00:10:57,034 --> 00:10:59,517
Look, he's been to Italy...
265
00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:01,482
[ speaking Italian ]
266
00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:07,965
- Russia...
267
00:11:07,965 --> 00:11:10,344
[ speaking Russian ]
268
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:16,793
- Scotland!
269
00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:19,206
- Wee bit of a problem --
270
00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:29,206
- Ah've just been handed
a wee note!
271
00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:32,172
- It says it's party time?
272
00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:35,103
- Did someone say
"Party time?!"
273
00:11:36,586 --> 00:11:39,034
K-K-K-K-Krampus!
274
00:11:40,896 --> 00:11:43,931
[ in unison ]
- Siiiiiiiiiiiiickkkkkk!
275
00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:45,275
- Aw man.
276
00:11:45,275 --> 00:11:49,034
I gotta get me
one of those Russian hats.
277
00:11:49,034 --> 00:11:50,965
- Aiieee!
- We need to do something.
278
00:11:50,965 --> 00:11:52,310
- Agreed -- we can't just
sit here
279
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,137
and let Krampus ruin Christmas.
280
00:11:54,137 --> 00:11:55,758
- Oh what are we supposed to do?
281
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,862
I mean we don't even know
where Krampus took Santa,
282
00:11:57,862 --> 00:11:59,551
and it's already Christmas Eve!
283
00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:01,241
[ tube alert ]
284
00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:07,586
- Why didn't somebody tell me
that Lake Swellview is frozen?!
285
00:12:07,586 --> 00:12:08,862
- It's December.
286
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,344
- What did you think
would happen?
287
00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:12,379
- Doe! I don't know! Maybe some
of that global warming
288
00:12:12,379 --> 00:12:14,551
that you guys
won't shut up about!
289
00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:16,137
Schwoz, turn on
my coal-burning bath!
290
00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:17,965
- We've got bigger problems.
291
00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:21,551
- Krampus stole Santa,
the magic bag of presents, and the sleigh.
292
00:12:21,551 --> 00:12:23,068
- And now he's
going around the world
293
00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:24,620
turning people into Krampons.
294
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:28,034
- Oh my god...
Is what I would say
295
00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:30,034
if I didn't already get
my present!
296
00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:33,448
Schwoz, where's
that coal burning bath?!
297
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:36,551
- If we can figure out
where Krampus took Santa,
298
00:12:36,551 --> 00:12:39,137
maybe Miles can
teleport you all there
299
00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:42,379
and you can still defeat
Krampus and save Christmas.
300
00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:44,965
- Yeah, but how are we supposed
to know where he took him?
301
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:49,655
- Guys.
We know exactly where he is.
302
00:12:49,655 --> 00:12:51,965
In the nine-oh-nine.
303
00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:53,482
- San Bernardino.
304
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,344
[ Bose gasps ]
305
00:12:55,344 --> 00:12:56,862
- No...
306
00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:58,413
- Yes.
SHOUTOUT: Chapa's right.
307
00:12:58,413 --> 00:13:00,413
I'll bet Krampus
trapped Santa in the same store
308
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,448
where Santa kept him
for all that time.
309
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,965
- According to the book
it's called "Punk Function."
310
00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:08,482
- Then that's where we'll go.
311
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,413
- As soon as I take my
coal-fired bath.
312
00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:14,931
- We do not have time for that!
313
00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:17,137
[ all shouting ]
314
00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:23,172
[ music ]
315
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:24,724
- and then for
the next Spring Break
316
00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:28,172
I went to the Florida Panhandle,
or the "Fran-handle"
317
00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:30,482
as the locals call it now--
318
00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:33,655
- Hey babe, remember earlier
when you weren't talking?
319
00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,000
- Sorta.
320
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,172
- Can we go back to that?
- Not a problem.
321
00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:40,068
- I just wanna hear my bro-bro
over there cry
322
00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:41,482
because he's all tied up.
323
00:13:41,482 --> 00:13:42,827
He he he ha ha.
324
00:13:42,827 --> 00:13:45,620
- Hey, could I get next-ies
on a massage?
325
00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:47,000
- Sure.
- No!
326
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,310
You trapped me in here
for years,
327
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,586
I'm gonna do
the same to you dude!
328
00:13:49,586 --> 00:13:51,241
- That's fair.
329
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,068
- Dangit, AWOL!
- What?
330
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,620
I got us here on the first try!
331
00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,344
- You were supposed to
teleport us outside the store
332
00:13:58,344 --> 00:14:00,172
so I could kick the door in!
333
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:03,586
- Oh, cheese and rice
my ex is here,
334
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,896
this is awkward...
335
00:14:05,896 --> 00:14:07,586
- You used to date this guy?
336
00:14:07,586 --> 00:14:09,172
- Sure did.
337
00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:10,689
- Uh, sure did not!
338
00:14:10,689 --> 00:14:13,586
She attacked me in a lion's den
at the Swellview Zoo!
339
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,241
- Well yeah, but then we
went out four more times.
340
00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:19,379
- It sounds like you two
used to date.
341
00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:21,758
- Who are you gonna believe?
Captain Man or a woman who has
342
00:14:21,758 --> 00:14:26,137
a cardboard cutout of all seven
members of BTS in her bathroom?!
343
00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:28,344
- How do you know she has
cardboard cutouts of BTS in her bath--
344
00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:29,931
- Can we get on
with the fight please?!
345
00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:32,172
- Yeah, we're running out of
time to save Christmas!
346
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,206
- Correction: you're already
out of time.
347
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,241
Because you're on
my turf now dude.
348
00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:38,724
Let me show you how we do things
in the nine-oh-nine!
349
00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:42,310
- Alright, kids, you untie
Santa, I'll fight this clown.
350
00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:45,275
- Diiieeee!
- Let's goooooo!
351
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:48,103
- Or you guys fight Krampus
and I'll untie Santa.
352
00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:51,034
Alright Santa, come here
for a second.
353
00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:55,172
- Oww!
354
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:57,310
- That pain!
355
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,241
- Ohhh no! I'm floating
against my will!
356
00:15:03,241 --> 00:15:04,586
- That's right, Krampus.
357
00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:07,517
- You win a prize --
ultra-dark sick-glasses!
358
00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:14,689
- That's i--
- Nope!
359
00:15:21,034 --> 00:15:23,931
- Ewwww!
Chain wallets!
360
00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:25,724
Get 'em off me
get 'em off!
361
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,482
- Doesn't look like
you guys have this!
362
00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:28,862
Will you stop trying
to bite me, Santa!
363
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:31,000
- I don't know who you are!
364
00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:37,655
- Let's see what you got for me.
365
00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:39,896
- Nothing. I don't care if
you can teleport.
366
00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:42,551
Plus, you seem pretty chill and
under different circumstances,
367
00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:44,241
I can see us
being friends.
368
00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:46,965
- Well thank you.
But we will never be friends!
369
00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:49,103
- Your call, T-mobil.
370
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:56,206
And while you're here,
please don't enjoy
371
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:59,896
our selection of sick belts!
372
00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:03,620
- Why is everything
in this store so ugly?
373
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:06,517
- Alright, pal... looks like
it's just you and me.
374
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:10,206
- Ohhhhhhh god
they're fighting over me...
375
00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:11,758
- I think it's time
we end this -- quick.
376
00:16:11,758 --> 00:16:15,655
- No, no, no no no,
not too fast, boys...
377
00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:16,896
- Oh, it'll be fast.
378
00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:18,965
Because I'm indestructible.
379
00:16:18,965 --> 00:16:21,482
And also I got a new girl, Fran.
380
00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:24,172
Her name is Sea-Dude,
and she's a jet ski
381
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:26,068
that I just got
for Christmas.
382
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:30,482
And unlike some people, she
doesn't judge me when I cry.
383
00:16:30,482 --> 00:16:32,137
- I just prefer a tough man--
384
00:16:32,137 --> 00:16:33,482
- You would have to be a rock
385
00:16:33,482 --> 00:16:35,103
not to cry at that movie
we watched!
386
00:16:35,103 --> 00:16:36,517
- Kung Fu Panda?!
387
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,137
- Whoa, whoa, bro.
Reverse those water works.
388
00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:41,034
Did you just say you got
a jet ski for Christmas?
389
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,241
- Yes.
390
00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:44,586
- Does it have cupholders?
- Two.
391
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:48,344
- Oh! I was once supposed to
get a jet ski
392
00:16:48,344 --> 00:16:51,241
for Christmas --
with cupholders.
393
00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:54,965
But my dad said
I was naughty and...
394
00:16:54,965 --> 00:16:58,275
[ blubbering ] he never gave me
that jet ski.
395
00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:02,241
- Aw, you're a crier too?
396
00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:03,827
- I'm so sorry
that happened to you.
397
00:17:03,827 --> 00:17:06,172
- I think if I had
gotten that jet ski
398
00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:07,517
I wouldn't hate Christmas,
399
00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:09,206
I wouldn't wear
boot-cut jeans,
400
00:17:09,206 --> 00:17:11,034
I wouldn't have
been like this at all!
401
00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:13,379
- Ewww...
402
00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:15,103
- Come here, buddy.
403
00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:17,344
[ Krampus cries ]
404
00:17:17,344 --> 00:17:20,620
- It's okay.
It's not your fault.
405
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:22,965
- I got it!
Captain Man!
406
00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:25,137
Why don't you give Krampus
your jet ski?
407
00:17:25,137 --> 00:17:27,206
- Ew, no gross it's mine.
408
00:17:27,206 --> 00:17:29,965
- But... maybe, if you gave
Krampus the gift he never got--
409
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,379
- No!
- --he might not hate Christmas anymore.
410
00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:33,482
- Where are you
getting this from?
411
00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:35,551
- He just said it!
412
00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:37,068
[ groans ]
413
00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:38,896
- Been waitin' one whole year
to get a third jet ski
414
00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:40,000
and I finally got one!
415
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,551
- You already had two of 'em?!
416
00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:43,517
- I don't know, I might have
four or five by now
417
00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:45,758
it's hard to keep track when
you're a multi-jet-ski-aire.
418
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:47,310
- I have been waiting
for thousands of years
419
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:48,620
and I've never gotten one.
420
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,379
- Fight for it!
Winner take all!
421
00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:52,103
Also take your shirts off!
422
00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:54,517
- Fran -- stop.
- Not now!
423
00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:56,655
- Just give him
your fifth jet ski!
424
00:17:56,655 --> 00:17:58,482
- I will buy you another one!
425
00:17:58,482 --> 00:18:00,103
- But what if it doesn't have
any cup holders?!
426
00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:01,793
- I'll chip in for cupholders!
427
00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:03,172
[ groans ]
428
00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:06,689
[ muffled ]
429
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,965
- ShoutOut's right.
430
00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:16,827
- Wow -- that's what turned you?
Okay.
431
00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:23,344
[ music ]
432
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,862
- Merry Christmas, Krampus.
433
00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:32,965
[ upbeat music ]
434
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:43,137
- Ugh, I'm leaving.
435
00:18:43,137 --> 00:18:44,827
Hate pretty boys...
436
00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:48,275
- Still ugly.
437
00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:51,310
- Well, I guess that just about
fixes everything.
438
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:53,482
- I still don't know who I am!
439
00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:54,758
- Oh.
- Ehhh.
440
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,448
- Can you give Santa
his memory back?
441
00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:58,482
- My dad probably could,
but we stopped speaking
442
00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,137
about three-thousand years ago.
443
00:19:00,137 --> 00:19:02,137
- This timeline makes no sense!
444
00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:04,034
- Look -- we'll figure out
the timeline later.
445
00:19:04,034 --> 00:19:06,655
Right now we gotta figure out
a way to fix Santa's brain.
446
00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:08,172
Unless someone can think of
a way to make
447
00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:09,931
that sleigh fly on its own.
448
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,206
- Oh! Brainstorm -- you think
you can lift that thing?
449
00:19:12,206 --> 00:19:13,896
- I can try...
450
00:19:13,896 --> 00:19:16,379
- And I can teleport from
the sleigh to peoples' houses
451
00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:18,344
and deliver the presents.
452
00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:20,379
- That's great.
- Yeah.
453
00:19:20,379 --> 00:19:23,034
- Ah, it's so dang foggy
out tonight,
454
00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:26,689
how are you guys even gonna see
where you're going?!
455
00:19:26,689 --> 00:19:29,965
- ShoutOut, with your mouth
so bright,
456
00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:34,137
won't you guide
this sleigh tonight?
457
00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:38,827
- Christmas is saved!
We saved Christmas!
458
00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:40,413
We saved Christmas!
We saved Christmas!
459
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,862
- Hey Merry Christmas.
460
00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:43,379
- What's Christmas?
461
00:19:43,379 --> 00:19:45,000
- It's like taco Tuesday
but better.
462
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,310
- We saved Christmas!
We saved Christmas!
463
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:51,068
[ music ]
464
00:19:51,068 --> 00:19:54,103
- Who's next on the list?!
465
00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:55,344
- Trent and Mary!
466
00:19:55,344 --> 00:19:58,000
- Bose, levitate us
over to KLVY!
467
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,241
- I can't see KLVY!
There's too much fog!
468
00:20:02,241 --> 00:20:03,344
- We need a little more light!
469
00:20:03,344 --> 00:20:05,103
- On it!
470
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:07,000
- Thank you!
471
00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:12,000
- Uh, alright.
Back in a krampus!
472
00:20:17,275 --> 00:20:19,758
- Merry Christmas,
ya filthy animals!
473
00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:26,000
Here and here.
474
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,931
Enjoy.
475
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:32,000
- A white button-down shirt!
476
00:20:37,931 --> 00:20:39,862
- A ball!
477
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,965
- Shoes with bottoms!
478
00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:53,965
Blimey!
479
00:20:56,137 --> 00:20:58,724
- A toothbrush!
480
00:21:04,172 --> 00:21:06,000
- Sweetheart, that's a pencil.
481
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,275
- What?
482
00:21:07,275 --> 00:21:10,448
- Nothing, just keep
brushing your teeth.
483
00:21:12,931 --> 00:21:14,310
- Alright, who's next?!
484
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:17,172
- All seven members of BTS!
- Where are they?
485
00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:18,931
- Fran's apartment?
486
00:21:18,931 --> 00:21:20,931
- On Mika!
487
00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:28,965
CHAPA: ...and Danger Force rode
into the night
488
00:21:28,965 --> 00:21:30,655
saving Christmas for
the rest of the world
489
00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:34,344
and un-Krampifying all
the good little boys and girls.
490
00:21:34,344 --> 00:21:37,448
The End.
491
00:21:37,448 --> 00:21:39,275
- Now that's
a good Christmas story.
492
00:21:39,275 --> 00:21:41,103
- It's a great Christmas story.
493
00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:43,965
- So warm and fuzzy.
494
00:21:43,965 --> 00:21:45,344
- Hey where's Ray?
495
00:21:45,344 --> 00:21:48,379
[ muffled ]
496
00:21:48,379 --> 00:21:50,000
- What are you saying?
497
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,172
- She's saying he's
at Lake Havasu
498
00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:53,413
riding Krampus's jet ski!
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00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,413
[ mumbles "Thank you." ]
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00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:56,827
- You're welcome.
501
00:21:56,827 --> 00:22:00,206
- Ah ha ha ha ha!
I LOVE LAKES!
502
00:22:00,206 --> 00:22:02,103
- I KNEW IT!
503
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,586
- WHAT'S A LAKE?!
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00:22:04,586 --> 00:22:07,827
[ Captain Man and Krampus
in unison ] - Ohhhhh, Santa...
505
00:22:13,517 --> 00:22:15,758
♪ Always on the scene
in the nick of time ♪
506
00:22:15,758 --> 00:22:18,551
♪ The second I see trouble
I know I'll be fine ♪
507
00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:20,965
♪ I'm okay
508
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:24,344
♪ I'm okaaaay!
509
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,241
♪ Danger
510
00:22:27,241 --> 00:22:28,482
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
511
00:22:28,482 --> 00:22:29,827
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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00:22:29,827 --> 00:22:33,379
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
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00:22:33,379 --> 00:22:34,379
♪ Danger!
514
00:22:34,379 --> 00:22:35,724
♪ One two three Force!
515
00:22:35,774 --> 00:22:40,324
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