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Fuck!

Where the fuck have you gone? Maru!

Look, we're leaving!
Open the door!

Where have you got,
Paquita la del Barrio?

I do not understand why we came
this wedding farce,

Look at them, that chutzpah!

She does not believe anyone!

-- This is why I will never marry,
-- Well, you're not going to marry you, Maru,

because your lover
not ever given you the ring,

Stop it, stupid!

Ah, yes, of course, Long live the newlyweds!

But remember two weeks ago?

Even him?

-- Yup,
-- Arthur?

You do not know what we can do!

Give it to me, Daniela!

Great,

Long live the newlyweds!

Enjoy the wedding,

Hi how are you! May I help you?
Tell me his name, gentlemen,

We are two, Two,

-- What is your name, sir?
-- Camilo Escobar,

Escobar, And you, sir,
What's his name?

-- I? Renato,
-- Renato how?

-- Zamarripa,
-- Zamarripa, Escobar,

CORPSE AND ACCOMPANYING

I'm sorry, sir, is not on the list,

-- Such as?
-- it is not in the list,

So here's a problem,

Ok, we have to enter,

to talk with Arthur, man,

-- Bye,
-- No, I can not, sorry,

No ,,, you're not on the list, I can not,

Quiet,

Okay thanks,

What he wants?

You're kidding, Dead?

We came up to Acapulco
uninvited?

-- You're such an idiot, man!
-- I was invited, fuck!

He told me to Arthur asshole:

"You're invited, Dead,
You can not miss the party, "

Not on the list, man!
You're not there,,,

When have I ever given you a lemon?
Wait up,

That might die!

No?

He does not know who let slip
that fool,

No, he does not,
Not able to find another way,

-- Ever and never!
-- Small, Marusita,

But why should we marry?

Then I cry and you go to Cuba!

Hello, bye,

Sayonara!

-- How was your name?
-- How was your name?

Ice, ice!
Now is the ice!

Here we are!

Health!

-- Friend! There is no Maru!
-- Who is Maru?

That the red dress? You see her?
The one next to it,

It does so with everyone,

Hello, how are you, dear Maru?

Such as? You do not remember me anymore?

No not at all,

I give him a year's time,

I sent you a request
friendship on Facebook,

-- about six months ago,
-- Oh yes?

For what?

To chat, to ,,,

-- Friend,
-- Tell me,

-- Come on, let's go,
-- Wait wait!

-- Girls, we can sit down?
-- Come on, let's go,

Kids, why do not you go find
your parents?

Good one!

Really good!

How disgusting!

-- Dry off, dried!
-- Do not touch me!

What's up?

What are you looking at?

Ladies and gentlemen,
that the party started!

Dani!

Hurry to me, I'm doing him,

Ouch!

Do you feel OK?

-- Why do you sorreggi?
-- You were going to fall,

Why do you keep looking at me?

Do you want to kiss me?

Pau!

Dani!

A MONTH LATER

Maru, are you okay?

Yup,

We must be joking!

We need to meet now!

I can not believe, Maru? We aunts?

Congratulations!

Let's see, Wait, wait a minute,

Maru, what's that face?
You make me worry,

Juan Pablo does not want it or what?

The fact is that it is not by Juan Pablo,

Thing?

Remember with whom they were at the wedding?

It's a joke?

Seriously, I do not remember who it was,
but I've done the math, He's the dad,

You did not use precautions?

I have not taken the pill

-- since Juan Pablo left me,
-- No, but how is it possible?

You can stop drinking milk, alcohol,
not to eat fat ,,,

-- Gluten,
-- Exactly,

-- Yes, it is very bad,
-- You can also stop sweeping,

but you do not stop taking
the pill, never ever, Maru!

I did not think I'd end up in bed

-- with a stranger!
-- Oh, no, how could this happen?

No, you were not annoyed that your ex,

the one with which you have been for five
years, not ever given you the ring,

-- It would have been ,,,
-- Paulina,

,,, the best of life,
and then you were not drunk,

-- Just, you look like my mother!
-- How could this happen?

Do not joke!

I must find out who is that guy,

Maru, but you did not put a condom?

-- How disgusting!
-- I do not know!

Maru, but you can transmit AIDS,

-- A cancer!
-- Chlamydia!

-- Gonorrhea!
-- Syphilis!

-- Trichomoniasis!
-- Thing?

What is that?

Exists,

hideously burns,

-- Did you get that?
-- I heard,

That's enough!

Thank you!

You really do not remember anything, Maru?

Are you kidding,

The photos!

The photos of the wedding! The photos!

The photos,

Here I have one, Let's see,

Dani,

-- Remove that picture!
-- No, not the gate,

-- delete it, Paulina, Tell her something,
-- No,

You should not have to pee
with the door open,

You have posed for the picture, your cocks,

What a bitch!

Look, who is this guy?
There's a lot of photos,

There are those minions
who sat at the table?

Sure! Now I remember!

Look, even here,

-- It's here,
-- It's here,

-- Oh, no!
-- Thing?

Thing?

Now I remember,

Shit!

It is he, Maru?

It seems your son!

Yes, it's a baby,

Who is it?

Hey! How are you?

What do you tell me, Lau, how are you?
Where are you?

Ah, well!
We just arrived in Dubai,

You can not imagine!

Ah! Honeymoon in Dubai,

What a trip!
It's time to go home, right?

No, my ass!

He wanted the bike? Now ride,

Yes, of course!

Look, I make a quick question,

Daniela you are sending a photo
WhatsApp,

I need you to tell me
If you know this kid,

It has a vintage dress,

Let's see,

Who?

Ah, the cute one?

-- Do you know him?
-- No, I have no idea,

It can be a friend of Arthur, is not it?

No, I do not think, I have never seen,

Come on, ask her,

Wait up,

Love is Paulina, He asks if
happen to know this guy,

Who, the cute guy?
But obviously I do not know him,

Look at him, it is a boor,

-- How could I know?
-- Quiet!

He says no, He has no idea,

Why do you like it?

But no, not at all, then I'll explain,

Tell 'em that if you remember ,,,

-- ,,, have to call you,
-- If you recall,

You have no idea who he is, right?

No, It is the classic type
which pits at parties,

Well, Lau, I leave you,

I send you a kiss and say hello to Arthur,

Please! Bring me a millionaire from Dubai,

All right my dear, I love you, Hello,

No one knows who he is,

You're in trouble!

Rana, Rana!

Rana, Rana!

-- Rana, Rana!
-- Thing? But that position is?

It is one of the photo
as you asked me before,

You Rana,

-- Shit, Arturo! Such as?
-- Yes, it is the friend of the Dead Body,

And who the fuck is this Corpse?

The Corpse is the Colombian,
the trafficker,

Ah, no, It is not possible!

-- Thing?
-- Like what?

I'm about to ,,,
And you think the frogs?

They call it Frog!
He's a friend of the Corpse ,,, Eye!

Now, let me fuck alone,
They are on their honeymoon!

Thanks for your attention, Regards, Lau,

Let's see if one day
learn to open, stupid Chucho!

Curse!

How are you, Maru?

-- What a miracle!
-- Hello how are you?

Very well,

What a nice surprise! What brings you?

Here ,,,

Plutarch, you can go
in the car for a moment?

I wanted to ask you a favor,

Would you like to enter?

Well, yes, Better, right?

Are you moving?

Smuggling? No, it is not smuggling,

Oh, hello,

-- Wait ,,,
-- Mamma Mia!

-- Here?
-- Yup,

Sorry, it is that ,,, is vaccinated?

Yup,

Yes, it is vaccinated,

-- A place,
-- Wow!

Cabbages!

-- cabbages!
-- cabbages!

Shit, Rafa!

Why do you use your computer
for this crap?

-- I what?
-- Look, I'll say to my mother!

I'm sorry, sorry, is that ,,,

,,, I have a teenage brother ,,,

,,, who is exploring her body
and he asks me my things borrowed,

What a lovely surprise!

-- Who gave you my address?
-- Arthur,

Ah, that of Arthur asshole,

Yes, him,

Yup,

Here, I live here with my grandmother, but ,,,

,,, temporarily,

I will go to my own apartment,

-- How beautiful!
-- Yes Yes Yes,

Look, I'm told that you're a friend
of a type they call Rana?

-- Renato?
-- I do not know,

-- They call,,,
-- Ah ,,,

No,

-- No?
-- No, no,

Okay, but you have not been
marriage with him?

You were with him in the photos,

-- Ah, that frog!
-- Yup,

-- Rana, yes,
-- Yes, Rana, yes,

-- You robbed?
-- Huh?

Shit, that bastard!

That bastard!

-- We go to him and make him pay!
-- No, no, Not that I know, but ,,,

,,, then you know where he lives?

No,

But they were saying:
"We go to him and ,,,"

Ah, yes, yes,

-- Now comes my son,
-- Thank you, ma'am,

And how did you know my Renatito?

I met him at a wedding,

Ah, I thought you were
classmates in high school,

In high school?

No, look ,,,
I have already finished college

and in fact I have a Master
in Social Development,

Ah, a doctor!

Then you're bigger than my Renatito,

Do you like kids?
You take them directly from the cradle,

No, no, absolutely no, ma'am,

Not sure how all the neighboring
They run after him,

I why I say that if it decides
to go with someone

-- to use a condom,
-- Oh, no, here, you should tell him

more often because sometimes
forgets,

Do not tell me you've already ,,,

-- How lucky!
-- No, no, never mind,

-- No, he says, ma'am?
-- I thought she was still a virgin!

Not you, my Renatino,

It is that he does not tell me
never anything, just imagine!

I'll give you some advice, from woman to woman,

Not good that both you looking for him,

This way you will not get anything,

Men are assholes, beautiful,

Just show them
a minimum of interest,

They use and leave,

It happened so with his father
when I was young,

We saw each other every Monday
in a motel in via Alvaro Obregon,

-- At Nice, you know?
-- Oh, no, I have the pleasure,

Well, you're missing anything,
now there are better ones,

So, I said that that fool

He was married with young children,

Ah, but you should have heard

how many times I swore
he would divorce,

that did not get along with his wife
and that I was the love of his life,

His little girl, "grape,"
Because he called me that,

But the fault was mine, You know why?

Because the only thing
he wanted from me was sex,

Until one day I said to myself:
"Yes? Then I do get pregnant,"

Oh yeah, I understand,
It is a family thing,

Mum,

Ah, hello!
I thought it was someone else,

Maru!

Hey!

Wait up!

Wait, what can I do for you?

Anything! You have not even finished
high school, Do not joke!

And you live with your mother,
I just needed this,

-- Wait, do not go!
-- Do not touch me!

What do you want?

I?

Shit, you're coming to find me
and suddenly you get up and you go,

What's up? How do you know where I live?

He told me your friend,
the trafficker, Come on, clothes, right?

Or do you feel like fig tree?

-- I pity you, my dear!
-- I was taking a shower,

Look, wait,

We enter the house, I dress
and we continue to talk,

No do not worry, I'm telling you here,

I'm pregnant!

Such as?

-- Congratulations!
-- Congratulations?

It's a problem?

It's not a problem,
It is a fucking disaster,

Maru, wait,

If I can help ,,,

Ah, thank you very much, eh!
But that kind! Really, huh?

Of course, you and I
we have never known,

no,,,

I do not want to see again,

Why not?

Why? Because the next time
Listen to your mother

and uses a condom, you idiot!

And then I ask you a favor,

What did you think?
"I fucked the rich sister,"

I do not pull out a penny! I hope that you
will take a minimum of responsibility

and pay half of abortion,

I do not believe that costs little!

But what abortion?

Yes, Write down my number
that I have to go!

-- Do you want an abortion?
-- Yes, write down my number

-- that I have to go,
-- Where is it? I did not bring ,,,

Okay, give me your,

It's 55, 44, 22 ,,,

Wait, no,
This is to my mother,

Excuse me is that ,,,

,,, begin the same way,

so, 55 ,,, 44

,,, 23 78 82,

-- But I have no credit on the phone,
-- Thing?

I have no credit,

Quiet, now I ask the money
my mother and I go to recharge,

Do not worry, I know where you live,

What nerve, right?

Do you sneak in a marriage
where no one has invited you

and win the lottery easily,

You take the pussy
the party, right? And you ,,,

Do not laugh!

Do you take advantage who are drunk,
come into my room,

I purposes without my being aware of it
and then disappear?

You are a coward,

Same as your father!

What do you know about my father?

ABORTION INFORMATION

ABORTION FRUSTRATED
SEPTIC ABORTION

INDUCED ABORTION OR CAUSED

An abortion, the easiest thing,

I do not agree, eh?
I think so,

Daniela, do not have a son from a guy

-- who does not know, he does not study ,,,
-- Does not study,

-- ,,, it does not work, it's a wimp,
-- Not working,

He lives with his mother who is crazy,

So, you're more careful with those purposes!

-- What a bitch, Really!
-- Why?

So, how was the Brazilian?

-- Hey,
-- Hey!

Dani!

I was looking for you,

It is not Brazilian, is from Argentina,

And then?

And that weekend
I had already left Adrián,

Oh, incidentally, just in
then he made you a nice present,

Are you back together Monday, right?

Exact, I have never
put horns Adrián, eh?

-- Never,
-- Hello,

We can talk, Maru?

Juan Pablo, what are you doing here?

So, I leave you,
You have much to talk about, right?

Think about what you want to do, Maru, and ,,,

I would ask ,,,
A suggestion for Juan Pablo,

-- About what?
-- Facts tell,

Maru, talk to me,

Do you support any
What you decide, okay?

Thanks, Pau,

No, I'm talking about you, idiot!

It has nothing to do!

Do not go!

I can sit?

-- Seriously, man,
-- Pregnant, friend?

Do not tell me that, you idiot!

You fucked Maru, Are you kidding?

You fucked the hen
the golden eggs, asshole!

And what do you do?

I am a man, right?

I will address the situation,

Do not say shit!

Do you realize?

-- About what?
-- What'll become a father,

That's right, come on,
a shot of reed to celebrate,

Shit, Dad!

Do you know where he lives Maru?

I'm thinking
What I can tell you, that is ,,,

-- ,,, what do I say?
-- This!

What have you been thinking,
to give you an opportunity,

you will take care of the baby,

Demonstrate it you know what you do,
that you are responsible, you idiot!

And then, he will live at his house,

But can you imagine?

You'll have two maids, man!

They will prepare breakfast
and I will take her in the room,

You wash the dishes,
you will not make the bed ,,,

,,, and maybe they'll give you his
even a car, man,

-- I do not believe,
-- How "I do not believe"?

And then over time,
when you will be in confidence,

You can ask him to watch football ,,,

No, no, no, wait, wait!

-- No, not fall,
-- And who is that guy?

The mother of your child with another?

Not good, man,

Please give me an opportunity,

I swear you will not regret,

You had to think about
before you go to Cuba,

No, no Maru, I

I swear I'm not
He went with no,

Yes, of course, I put my hand on fire,
Come on, let's leave,

-- Maru, Marusita, listen, I,,,
-- That's enough,

I want to marry you,

Thing?

Maru, not an abortion!

I thought well, you know?
I will see to the child,

-- Who is this asshole?
-- Asshole, I?

I am the father of her son, idiot!
Who are you?

Listen, calm down!

Shit,

Juan Pablo, what's wrong?

Are you OK?

I'll make you pay, you bastard!

What a disappointment!
You blame me for Cuba

When you slept
with that idiot!

You really are a bitch!

Leave me alone!

Maru, wait!

THAT BECAUSE IT HAS THE CHILD?

-- Now what are you doing here?
-- Can we talk?

-- Maru, look what I brought you,
-- What a shame!

What do you do with this thing?
How do you know where I work?

What do you do with this? What's the matter?

-- Maru, do not get mad!
-- What a shame!

-- Give us a chance!
-- Give us? To whom or what?

How to whom? To me and our son,

Look, kid, if I see you
New around here

I say to Plutarch
to get another black eye, get it?

-- What a psychopath, fuck!
-- Why?

-- Plutarch!
-- Miss, please!

-- Please no?
-- Do not worry,

Maru, think about it, come on!

Look, kid, you see to give you
a beautiful calm down, huh?

However, do not give up,
Women are like that,

We are just in time,

The fetus is growing
and she must decide,

Which is? How so?

I must admit, or ,,,

No, no, not at all,

It would here in the clinic,

It's a quick thing, not more than half an hour,

If everything goes well,,,

What does it mean if all goes well?

You know, it's still an operation

and there is always a risk,

Minimal, but there is,

And it's all right?

Yes, yes, everything's fine,

Look, it is preferable that that day

to accompany her boyfriend,

You will feel calmer,

Ah, no! I do not have a boyfriend,
No one would have to introduce myself?

No? No, no, of course, it is too old,

It's best if I bring a friend,

Then, for when I give the appointment?

The time continues to run,

Yup,

Or the donation will not be accredited,

You make me do a shot?

-- And when you smoke?
-- I go,

-- Come on, give me a shot,
-- No,

-- A shot,
-- Me the drool all,

Come on, take it,

How many stories,

I'll talk to Francisco soon,

Maru!

What are you doing?

Do not smoke, it does not hurt the baby!

Look at her, now everybody knows!

I do not know who he is,

Handsome guy, right?

Come on, quiet,
You'll see that everything will be fine,

Look, you know what? I changed my mind,
I'd rather go alone,

-- Safety?
-- No, accompany me!

Maru,

-- Please listen to me,
-- No, no,

-- Listen to me, you still have time,
-- Look,

Listen, You have already reached the limit,
seriously,

Look, it's not funny,

-- Do not do it,
-- Stop it, seriously, stop it!

Maru ,,,

Hey, leave her alone!

It is that way,

So they told me,

But come on, and do not want an abortion?

Do not have done,

Such as?

Do not have done,

So our son ,,,

Here he comes,

As "our son"?
Here I am in my belly, stupid!

-- Frog, you are alive, my son!
-- What are you doing?

-- I am your father!
-- Leave me!

I will become dad!

-- I love you, I love you!
-- Take it easy,

Nobody loves no one, shut up!

-- Look, I come to have an abortion!
-- No,

-- Immediately,
-- Do not say that,

that our son can hear you!

They hear everything, you know,
when they are in the belly,

-- Come in, come on,
-- There is your mother?

Your mother--in--law? No, there is not,

It is not my mother--in--law! Would you like,

Renato, and I must
talk seriously,

Of course it's your mother--in--law!

Really cool!

-- Idiot!
-- Seriously, man!

And when you go to live in his house?

I do not know,

We did not have time
to talk about it, but ,,,

,,, I think soon,

This time I heard
very different, much more ,,,

Much prettier,

One thing is that he has decided
to keep the baby

and another, completely different,

It is that he wants to be with you, Ok?

Of course, it was only a matter of time,
By now sold!

Yes, we spoke at length
our future, man,

Pretty cool,

As a couple we have no future,
Then do not come and complain,

And do not tell me
you will not do other children?

I think so,

In conclusion,
no one told me openly, but ,,,

I understood,

Of course, man!
You are connected! It is the universe!

Holy shit!

And have you thought
who will be the godfather?

No, huh?

No, we have not just talked about,

Well, because ,,,

,,, I have no problem, man,

If you want, I could ,,,

It would be nice!

Without commitment, man,

Sure, count on it!

We will become relatives, friend!

Fuck yeah!

-- only missing would be the godmother,
-- Sure,

Because usually they are a couple,
The will choose her,

-- Sure,
-- Yes, yes, that she chooses,

Could be, I do not know,

A anyone can get out in four,

All four
and go together to dance,

Party, party!

It could be Dani or Pau,

Or have a girlfriend prettier?

I do not know,

I do not believe,

So it's Dani, That's a stunner,

Do you remember the red dress
she wore at the wedding?

Are you kidding? She had no bra!

Yes, I have devoted some
of "my works hand--made", do not you?

Are you kidding?
He is the friend of my girlfriend!

Determined, she must be the godmother!

What will you do with him?

-- Why do not you give him a chance?
-- To do what?

After the father is,

No way, Paulina, But how?

Try it costs nothing,

If it behaves
irresponsible jerk, the soft,

Paulina, stop saying bullshit,
shut up,

-- Do not think mica to marry him, right?
-- I Do not even think about it,

I do not say bullshit,

-- The you say, thinking about marriage,
-- No? So you're saying?

-- They can live with,
-- Thing?

And it's a nice boy,

-- You see?
-- No?

You redo your eyes every morning

as a ,

how you will be and how it merits,

And then the baby will be beautiful,

And it is important,

Please,

Well, and what they say about all this
the Honorable and First Lady?

And this guy

where did you meet him?

It's called Renato,
He is the best friend of the Dead Body,

-- Take off your jacket,
-- Why?

The Corpse?

He's a friend of Arthur,
What he married Lau,

I met him at the wedding,

We met at the wedding,

The Corpse?

With this nickname seems
that there is not to be trusted too much, no?

Of course you do, it is a nice guy,

-- Or not?
-- Yes, yes, that's a nice guy,

And what do we owe the honor, dear?

Well, not hardly ever dine with us,

I am a bit 'strange, no?

Dad, he's a friend, A dear friend of mine,

-- I just wanted to introduce him, Tranquilli,
-- Yup,

Ah well, Then you are just friends, right?

Luckily you're just friends,
because you seem

a bit 'too young for my daughter,

-- Renato, you're a fag?
-- Julian!

Of course not, sir,
What makes you think that?

As my daughter says
that you are a good friend

and that you are a friend of the Corpse and ,,,

I do not know if you know you are my girlfriend,

-- No, not anymore,
-- Again with this story!

But you come back with him,

Even dead, Mom!

Then you're an idiot ,,,

,,, because Juan Pablo is a great
good guy and good family,

It is also a good lawyer,
with a bright future,

I will never join the campaign,
It's a great speaker,

Yes, in fact, feel that,

"Hello, bitch, I hope you enjoyed it
fuck that fag, "

Would you be you, "Do you have something stuck,
Cursed be the day

when I met you,
Rot in hell, you bitch, "

However, the shit has the balls, I like!

I also his other speeches,
if you want to hear,

Because the bastard
you wrote this?

Because he is so and why ,,,

,,, me and Renato are
expecting a baby,

-- Thing?
-- I'm pregnant,

It eats,

Enjoy your meal!

She's very young,

Not so much, Mom,
And then, all they grow, right?

And how will you keep?
What will you live?

No, I can not keep him,

Everyone will remain in his house and all!

What does it mean that everyone
He will stay at his house?

What are you talking to me, Maria Eugenia?

I will not marry him,

I've made a mistake,
I do not make another,

I just wanted to introduce him,

Good idea, Maru, Good idea!

No, no, Why?

My God! Why?

Tell me what have I done wrong
to deserve this?

-- Tell me! What did I do wrong?
-- Come on, Mom, do not go overboard!

Have you taken your pills?

And why did not you take the pill?

Now I have clear
that you're a fag, you bastard!

I told you, sir,

But as it happened, huh?

How did it happen?

He wants me to tell him?

Yes No!

Well, because otherwise
his daughter kills me seriously,

What will Maru saw in you?

I have my charm, right?

How old are you?

Twenty--one,

-- Twenty--one, sir,
-- Twenty--one?

Holy shit!

At least studies, right?

-- In which university?
-- Yes, I was thinking ,,,

-- I can not hear you!
-- I had problems with a professor,

fennel that he attacked me ,,,

,,, I was the obnoxious
and he rejected me,

So, I'll start college
next year,

So you're a jerk,

-- Why? I would not go amiss,
-- So what do you do?

What do you do?

-- Now?
-- Yes, now, what do you do?

Now, therefore,
I took a year off,

She has never taken one?

No?

Well, now with this situation
It will change everything, right?

Pregnancy, child,

I'll enroll at the university, sir,

and I will find a job
to put aside some money, right?

It's okay, do not worry,

But that fucking job you want to do,
without having finished high school, asshole?

Holy shit!

This is even worse
than I imagined,

Not so much, no?

Hi, two pizzas ,,,

-- Hello,
-- Marusita,

Come for a moment, please, child,

What's up?

Sit down,

We want to talk a bit 'with you,

So, my dear,

Your father and I talked about ,,,

,,, your situation ,,,

,,, we think that the best thing
is that you forget about that little boy,

Renato,

Whatever,

I will take responsibility
error, do not worry,

I do not think getting a life with him,
then relax,

Well, even better, my darling,

so you can immediately return
Juan Pablo,

-- Thing?
-- For you it is the best thing, Maru,

And then it is better to do it quickly,
so that no one notices,

But what you're saying?

You do not think of having
a son alone, right?

-- But Juan Pablo is not the father!
-- Of course?

To me it is clear that it is his,

Yes for me too,

-- I can not believe it!
-- Maru, please,

There was a confusion of dates

and we get rid of this beardless,

And then it will be a lesson for him,
for going to Cuba,

-- Look, Maru,
-- But, Dad ,,,

We are in full campaign,

A scandal would mean
fewer votes, you get it or not?

My daughter,,,

-- What happen?
-- Honorable,

it looks like out here there is the promised,
In short, the suitor of his daughter,

-- What's up?
-- Huh?

What are you doing?
No one here has ordered the pizza!

-- No?
-- What pizza?

How much are you stupid fuck!

What's wrong?
I came to visit her daughter,

Listen,

I'll make you a proposal,

I give a lot 'of money
and you forget about my daughter, What do you say?

-- How can you tell me?
-- You better!

I give you a good tip,

you sign a contract so
You do not see more,

and we'll get it!
And you continue to deliver pizzas ,,,

-- ,,,as it should be,
-- Wait, but for those who think I am?

I'll do anything to get ahead
with Maru and my son!

You have no son, you idiot!

And it's better for you to leave
immediately!

But because it is so?

I'm his son!

-- Would you like to, you idiot,
-- As you want,

but I am the father of that child
and I not forsake him,

Look, my brave prince charming,

in this humble cottage
nobody loves you!

Neither I, nor my wife, nor my daughter ,,,

,,, and even Boris,
my dog loves you,

Be a little man,
You have to have a minimum of dignity,

What's up, Dad?
Why do they treat?

She enters the house, Maru,

Why are you so treating?

She enters the house, Maru!

-- Maru!
-- Let's leave!

-- Where is it?
-- Let's leave!

-- Come,
-- Get on your bike! Get on the bike!

Maru, do not get on that bike!

-- No?
-- No,

Look look!

-- Look,
-- Maru, you have your helmet!

Yes, I have it here, Put it,

Maria Eugenia, you're pregnant!
Do not make the unconscious, please!

Strong Hold on!

Renatito!

I told you to use
condoms, dear!

Now what will you do?

What do we think we do? Keep him,

With that gain at work,
I'll open a bank account,

I too work and gain
pretty well, so ,,,

Ah, fortunately, my dear, Why,

honestly, I do not think
Renatito that you can maintain,

That was not the idea, ma'am,

So, where are you going to stay?

We are thinking about,

"We are thinking about,"
You managed to fool me,

You know you can stay here,

I ask only one thing,

You need help with shopping
and the housework,

-- I alone can not do it,
-- Many thanks,

Really thank you very much,
But I will stay at my house

and Renato will stay here with you,

-- will not change anything, do not worry,
-- Okay, whatever you want,

I do not put me there, that's your business,

And now I'm going to bed
I am very tired,

It makes me even hurt your tailbone,

Then,,,

If you want, you can dine here,

-- Thank you Madam,
-- Thanks Mom,

And if you want to stay overnight,
it's OK for me,

but close the door and try
not to give scandal, okay?

Not ostentatious front
to those who have nothing,

Do not let the bastards,

Maru, come here!

Come on, no, Tomorrow please,

Come here!

I want to go to sleep, I'm tired,

Tomorrow I have a presentation, please,

Maru, your father is talking to you,

-- Now what is it?
-- What are you going to do?

I do not know, I do not know what to do,
I have to think!

Yes, but you just
a long time, child,

Why do not you do a little thought
Juan Pablo?

No, Mom, not even to dream!
Are you crazy?

Ah, no?

Then you leave me no alternative,

-- What are you talking about?
-- You'll marry you

-- the pizza boy,
-- Thing?

-- Not bad, eh?
-- Ah, you!

What do you think, child?

My God, Maru,
You do not want to make a single mother!

I will not marry him
or to anyone else! What's your problem?

Or come back with Juan Pablo

and solve things as God commands,

-- or you will have to marry him,
-- Neither the one nor the other!

Or one or the other!

And if you do not want? What happen?

What happen? I do not know!

I could cut off funding
your foundation,

-- What do you say?
-- You can not do this to me,

Ah, no? Sure I can!
And I can do even worse,

You know very well, Maru, and you too,

I worked a whole year
to this project,

Dad, you can not do this to me!

What about my job
with this, Mom? Please,

I say myself, my daughter,

What has this
with those poor children?

Homelessness, helpless ,,,

,,, hungry,

It is not human, my daughter, It is not human,

Honey, please,
think quickly before ,,,

,,, you grow your belly,

I can not believe it!

I can not believe it!

Maria Eugenia, come here! Not,,,

Think carefully!

And, when you have seen fit ,,,

,,,let me know,

-- This is blackmail, Maru!
-- I know!

-- What can I do?
-- Send them to hell!

Do you know how many children we help
with the foundation?

Yes, but also to marry
with someone you do not know,

It is not a great choice, right?

Apart from that your marriage

It seems rather a first communion,

But the guy is so messed up?
Why it did not appear,

Clear! I would end by marrying him to live
Villa Misery

He stripper with that of his mother,

What a horror!

Maybe,,,

,,,I must,,,

,,, marry you,

-- Yup! All right, It's perfect!
-- No, listen,

-- No problem for me,
-- Wait up!

-- it is two weeks ,,,
-- Listen to me!

My parents are my
forcing, ok?

I do it just for that,

If I'm not married,
risk of losing many things,

We could not even
buy milk to the baby,

Of course?

If both work,

-- we are two,
-- Come on, do not be silly, Listen!

I work in a foundation

that is dedicated to helping
poor children

and we live through various
donations of various companies,

and, coincidentally, my father
It is the biggest donor,

If he we will cut the funds, then
those children will have nowhere to live

nothing to eat,

including ours,

We can not feed him pizza, right?

-- I would say no,
-- No, I'd say no!

And so I was thinking

it would be a good idea

if it became ,,,

,,, members,

-- As members?
-- Yes, members,

We sign a contract,

that some people
define marriage,

but it will not mean anything to me

and for you either,

-- You and I would have nothing to do,
-- No, wait, wait, Maru!

I do not understand,

Why do you come, you deceive me,

You tell me you love me, will you marry me?

-- Wait up!
-- But how?

Nobody here has said to love you,
I'm not delusional, capiscilo,

For a bad twist of fate,
I was pregnant with you

and I have to get married, enough!

This is the result
a momentary madness,

aided by a lot of mezcal,

so do not be confused,

If I do it is just for interest,

and do not necessarily
to you,

Ok?

Damn!

Damn!

You're ,,,

You're breaking my heart, really ,,,

That's enough! Do not play dumb!

How many times have I repeated?

Do not joke, Maru!

Soci?

Membership!

Membership!

Membership! Membership!

-- Membership!
-- I'll think about it,

-- Have you thought about it?
-- I'm thinking, Maru!

Membership!

What bullshit!

-- What I do?
-- A party rocking, man!

How to Acapulco!

Sea beach,
a couple of nice girls, so ,,,

Come on! I'm talking seriously, really!

Like, what do you do? It was your dream?

To have a girl like Maru?

Yes, asshole, but not so,

Not as stupid partners, man,
What's the story?

Stop it, man!

That chick is giving the arias,

but you can see from afar drooling for you,

You say?

They are all the same, nice!

And you know what the best thing?

You've said you'd thought of it,

You know what bothered me?

He told me that we would live
everyone at home,

So who married me to do?
What bullshit!

You did not tell me that his parents
I am very old?

Do not allow this bullshit,

-- No, do you?
-- No!

Look, you let her and tell her to do so,

And then you'll see!

Listen, though,

do not consider it too much,

Do not consider it,

So you think Maru
just want to use me?

Stupid Frog!

No! You married

and then we'll think what to do,

In the worst cases you divorce,

Better, we will keep us half the money,

No, wait,

-- No one has talked about divorce,
-- Well,

So it will not happen,

It is not what we want,

Let's see, concentrated, stupid frog!

Who came looking for you at home?

-- Well, do you?
-- She,

Who asked you to marry her?

-- Well, her,
-- She,

And yet you doubt?

You are very naive, man,

Really!

She needs you!

It's hopeless, man!

And one day he will tell you:

"Ah, my little frog! I'm horny!

It 'love to me here, now!
Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! "

Never gonna happen,
It's a high society girl,

I know them,

Never gonna happen,

He's looking for a way,

Wake up! You are a naive, jerk!

Yes you are right,

Do not joke, Dead,
you are a bastard!

-- Give me up,
-- You know what?

-- I'll tell you so,
-- Well, good, as well,

I will organize a bachelor party
images that even you, man,

I'll get the drug
Colombia, you'll see,

No, man!

-- Thing?
-- Do not you understand that I will be his father?

I documented
and not hurt the baby,

No, but it is not a good example
for the child,

I do not want when you grow
She is so, always busted,

But if it is not born yet, you idiot!

Dai, the last barrel,

No,

-- for the bachelor party,
-- I do not want to!

-- For bye, bye,
-- No!

What will you say to Frog?

Which Little Frog, man?

Frog! Your son!

Frog, Frog,

When he will jump and say:

"Dad, how did you meet Mom?"

-- Follow me?
-- Yup,

No, man ,,,

What do you tell him?

"I met your mother to a Marriage

"where we had pitted

"I and Corpse, your godfather,

"and then we had too bad,

We went to the beach,
We stripped,

"Your mother was drunk and we lost
ended up in room and me are fucked,

And because of you
we had to get married, "

Ah, no, it's not cute,

No, it is not for nothing,

This traumatizzerà Frog,

Yes, it's true,,,

And if you did the video?

A video?

-- Maru ,,,
-- Wait up,

We have to have a story,

Because our no good,

There is no story,
stop you some ideas!

Stop it, kid, please,

For this
We inventarcene a must,

A beautiful, like you, Maru,

Frog will want to know
how we met,

when we first kiss,

when I gave you the ring,

our marriage ,,,

Well, it must happen;

but we have to record it, no?

Then our honeymoon
and all the rest,

-- It would be nice,
-- Honeymoon? Sure,

Sure, The refer,
pizza boy!

Why do you call me that?

Sorry, sorry, Renato,

I'm doing it for your son, huh?

Not for myself,

Sorry, but what you're saying
It is misplaced,

I told you, Maru,

It's for the baby,

Continue to watch your soap opera,

It's a series,

Action, Maru!

No,

No, look, Maru, Stop, stop!

-- What's up?
-- What happens?

I did as you said,
Walking, turn around,

-- say no, turn around,
-- You too,

-- As an actress of telenovelas,
-- Thing?

What's up? You are saying
I can not act?

-- No,
-- Let's see you do it then,

-- Wait, come on, quiet,
-- They are quiet,

You're right,
Do not mess up hair, you're fine,

-- Rifacciamola,
-- Everything is alright,

-- Tell me when you're ready,
-- Ready!

Damn! He thinks he's a filmmaker,

Now!

Ok, It turns, Maru!

Go quiet, thinking you're walking

what will you do later with friends,
coffee and everything else,

You have a strange feeling,

You begin to turn around gradually,

And this guy? What he wants?

I do not so disgusting,

Indeed, I am loved
and thou hast calmed,

Ah, that smile is perfect ,,,

You keep walking,
So, you are more relaxed, Maru,

You're a snob girl, right?

And then you say:"No, No way,"

What is it, Maru?

So!

All right, now you're improvising
in everything you do,

Do you feel safer,
more casual, owl,

SARTORIA SILVA
DRESSES TAILOR MEN AND WOMEN

Do it yourself, I do not kiss me,

Cut it!

Cut it!

Cut it!

Shit, Rana,
you really are a great actor,

And you, Maru, you were fantastic,

Ah ,,, now I understand,

Kisses really well, shit!

Hello!

Open ,,, Well, you've already seen,

You open,,,

Such as? I married in church?

Sure! I prefer a thousand times!

Such as? In what way you prefer?

You will not make a civil ceremony?

-- Absolutely not!
-- Why?

It was my father's idea,

What do you do, if then after 15 days
you want a divorce?

You will need a lawyer,

the divorce,

all those boring practices,

Do you know where the court?
At Arcos de Belén!

There are robberies!

And then, to make matters worse,

What would you do if the pizza boy

is montasse head
and he did not want a divorce?

True, I had not thought,

-- Good idea!
-- Right?

Safe

But that gives you advice your father, Maru?

Well, Do you like invitations or not?

-- Yes, they're cute,
-- "They're nice,"

You have made you?

-- Yup,
-- Obviously, I think that would put me on

this nonsense?

-- Listen, you realize?
-- About what?

You are the first of three that goes,

Damn!

Here is the chanteuse! I'm her fan!

Look, do not forget to register
the entry of Maru, please!

-- Quiet ,,,
-- Take care, okay?

You brought another film
for the camera?

Yes, I have it, man, Take it easy,

I can not, I'm scared,

It is more difficult
a task in class surprise,

-- Believe me!
-- Come on, Rana! You can do it, man!

-- Come on, Is coming, Go Go!
-- Okay, okay!

You won the lottery

without buying a ticket,
True, little shit?

Thats enough!

So, a thumbs up for the wedding, right?

Long live the bride, the bride alive!

-- Dad, you have to embrace it,
-- Thing?

-- You have to hug him,
-- Myself?

Done!

Go on,

Plutarch, on this side, champagne!

On the other hand, tepache!

Are you OK?

Maru, you're sure
of what you are doing?

Yup,

I like young father,

It begins well, father,

Brothers, we are gathered here today,
to celebrate the holy matrimony

of our sister Maria Eugenia
Lamacona de la Barquera

and our brother ,,,

-- Rana,
-- Rana?

Renato,

-- Renato how?
-- Zamarripa,

Zamarripa,

Our brother Renato ,,,

,,, Zamarripa,

In the beginning,

the Creator made man and woman,

and he said, "For this reason,
a man will leave his father and mother,

and cleaves to his wife ",

Word of the Lord!

And the two shall become one flesh,

and what God has joined together,

the man can not be separated,

The groom may kiss the bride,

Kiss! Kiss!

Kiss! Kiss!

-- Kiss me, stupid!
-- Sex! Sex!

Sex! Sex!

We made it!

We made it!

We made it!

It was good marriage, no?

Yup,

Strange, I can not believe
I got married,

Then,,,

Hello, wife,

Hello, husband, Take care,

Look, we talk to you later, right?

-- Yes, We write about WhatsApp,
-- All right,

Bye!

Bye!

Bye!

Plutarch, accompany them, please,

Listen, dear, I took
The centerpiece ,,,

-- ,,, and a cage ,,,
-- Go slow,

,,, for a canary,

Yes Miss,

Mrs, Why, though
They do not sleep together,

Now is a lady,

True, yes,

Here we go,

What pisses me off more

is that this poor
You have not even enjoyed it!

Watch it! It seems
it was at a funeral!

But no burial, no?

Damn, Plu!
Now yes you made me laugh,

I'm just funny, really,

The night is still long ,,,

,,, and you do not get married every day,

Do not say that to me
that I never married,

So what?

How, you do what?

So,,,

,,, because it will not remain the desire ,,,

I know you'll remember

I'm completely sure

You'll see another dawn

More arms, another skin

But never a pure love

Pure like mine!

I gave you all

The deepest part of my life

You're mean, I know

I was wrong to believe in your love

You do not

I will ,,,

forget you

forget you

I swear on this cross
What you do not chin

You will suffer, cry

And you'll hear what I hear

Shit, Maru!

You will remember, remember

The kisses we exchanged

And you will return in the place

Where we met

Acapulco!

I know you will remember

If the groom wants to go home,
We go home,

-- Come on, better to go home, right?
-- Yup!

-- Clear,
-- Drink, Plutarch,

No, come on, you're driving!

Hello,

-- A routine check,
-- Yes, officer,

How many glasses have you drained?

Only two, We are drinking quietly,

Sure why not,

And you, youngster?
How was the party?

Great,

Damn!

And this disguise?

In that corner of the street
you have loaded?

-- What happened?
-- That is my mother in disguise,

just because you have a badge

-- fucking you feel tough?
-- Calm down, Rana,

-- Let me do it, I'll handle that,
-- Colleague,

-- Who gave the disguise?
-- Wait, Rosi,

-- I Am giving me the hooker?
-- No, with all due respect, ma'am,

-- No, ma'am,
-- Did he disrespected!

-- Did he disrespected,
-- Colleague,

Colleague! Reinforcements!

I'm here with the lady
near Plaza Garibaldi,

Stop stop!

I am a lady

and it deserves to be treated as such,

-- Mrs!
-- Ready? Ready!

You can send reinforcements
this fagot?

-- Yes, here at the fag!
-- Now we revamp everything,

-- That's enough!
-- Quiet,

Go, Rosy!

They need reinforcements here with lady

-- near Piazza Garibaldi, Hurry!
-- Rosi,

They are the Lamacona Hon,

I'm here for the lady
Piazza Garibaldi and the Meritorious,

Honorable, the were waiting,

Please, Hon,

Wait here, dear,

-- Pope!
-- Do not get involved!

Look, one, two, three and ,,,

Plutarch!

Plutarch!

All right, asshole! Very well!

Honorable, we only we are made
two glasses

-- and we did not pass the alcohol test,
-- We'll talk about in private, asshole!

Someone filmed?

-- No, no,
-- Shut up!

-- Open the door!
-- I knew it,

I knew it!

class people! People in one piece!

This way,

Consuocero! I owe you!

No, wait, wait, Back,

However, remember

Lamacona to vote for the Senate,

Lamacona for Senate!

We fight for gender equality,

You know, right?

Close them in!

-- Fennel! Fennel!
-- cracked, trojan unfortunate children!

Thanks, honey,

-- There's everything, right?
-- Yes, there is everything,

-- Thank you,
-- You're welcome,

What a hangover!

You went to celebrate?

-- More or less,
-- Maru!

-- This is what happens not to invite me,
-- Maru!

Thank you,

Ah, you've brought the Transam!

No, ma'am, No, no, no,

-- Come,
-- What's the matter, Dad?

Is fine?

Dad, what are you doing?
Come on, give them a lift,

It is a sports car,
It has only two seats, sorry,

Yes, consuocero, do not worry,
We understand,

Slow down!

Hello, Maru! I need to see you
Today at my house, you'll make it?

It's beautiful landscape, no?

This is why you asked me to see us,
to admire the view?

Let's go on a honeymoon, Maru,

Oh yeah, the chickens are coming home to roost,
now I understand!

-- You're crazy,
-- Why crazy?

If now we are married,

Yes, but with a marriage of convenience,
To pretend,

-- Do not forget it,
-- Ah, to pretend!

For me and everyone else
It was more than true,

Ah, yes, And what story to work?

See you later!

I go on honeymoon
with pizza boy, people!

Yes, Continue to tease me,
snob stupid,

But everyone
They go on a honeymoon, All,

Let's see, And where would you take me?

Tepetongo, no?

Las Estacas?

-- El Rollo?
-- Seriously!

-- At the sea,
-- Ah, here, here,

-- Nice is not it?
-- Ah, I understand, Sure sure,

What you want

Maru is get yourself another time,

A nice one, I caught you! Clear,

No, no, The only thing I want
It is to continue to record the video,

Frog will want to see the video
Honeymoon,

Ah, yes, Yes sure,
How did you thoughtful, eh?

Thoughtful?

You know what?
If you do not want, do not come,

When you ask our
honeymoon, we'll see what they say,

That his father was a jerk

he had no money
to take me anywhere,

Come on, do not be offended,

If you want to come to bed with me,
just say it, No problem,

-- This is what you would now,
-- Oh yes?

Look for it
we should take a trip,

We can do it here,

-- Here?
-- Here, on the roof,

Really? Do you want?

Sure! You're like everyone else!

Just think about sex! I swear,

This is too much, I've had enough,

You do not even the machine!
How would you take me?

Good grief!

Come on, convince me ,,,

Seriously, convince me,

Wake up! You're naive, damn it!

Maru,

Pack your bags
and I think to all the rest,

-- That's all?
-- That's all,

You pack your suitcase,

Seriously?

-- Why?
-- Where did you get it?

It is that of Back to the Future,

Me has given the Corpse,

Sure stole it,
It does not even come to Iguala,

I go with my van,

No, no, Let's go with this,

I checked, It's all right,

That's fine:
tires, oil levels, All,

And it's to show that we
so it started from the bottom, right?

This is just stupid!

Not all couples start from the bottom,
Some do not need it,

No, but I do, So get in!

Dickhead, Frog, I told you so!

You're a prick, Renato!
I told you,

Dickhead, I told you so,

Sorry, Maru, but do not say bad words,

-- the baby hears you ,,,
-- What was the need?

"I checked!"

"No, I checked, It's fine,"

Oh yes, I checked!

Yes, yes ,,, Have you checked just fine,

Holy shit!

Stupid Dead Body!

Curse,
This should not have happened!

I was very happy

Of my boyfriend and my work

I do not understand at what point
My life has changed

And now I'm drenched in sweat

In the middle of nowhere
Pregnant loser of this

What a nightmare
What a bad week

I ended
With a frog

I want to go back

No, my daughter
You'll marry

If you had not stuck
In the damn room

How good you are!

This place is amazing!

Yup,

You're smart, huh?

Because there is only one bed?

-- There's only one bed,
-- there were no rooms with two beds,

Ah, no?

They are occupied,

-- Ah here,
-- it was the only one,

There!

-- You could not do otherwise,
-- Yeah,

Then the hammock touches you, my king,

The hammock,

Really?

There are rooms with two beds, no?

If you want, you may include them in the room,

No, I'm fine here,

As you want,,,

Why are you doing
all this, Renato?

For our son,

Only?

Yup,

Only,

-- Maru, where are we?
-- At Fiji ,,,

No it is not true,

Near Acapulco,

What are we doing?

We are on your honeymoon!

What good this fish!

He caught your dad,

He went this morning to swim

and brought it because you and I
He ate it,

The question now is to see
who pays the bill,

Come on, I was joking!

Take it easy,

Let's see,

You also have to appear in this video,

Stop recording, ok?

I'm sick, Maru,

Here, pay,

Let's Dance!

-- Health!
-- Health!

You're just fine, huh?

Health, beautiful!

Come on, come closer!

-- Renato!
-- Thing?

-- What's up?
-- What do you do with these sluts?

They are friends,

Is your girlfriend or something?

It's my partner,

No, I'm not his partner,
I'm his wife, bitch!

And I'm waiting for his son,
It seems a little?

Ah, you'll be daddy?

-- It is what it says, But you know,,,
-- You're very young,

Yes true?

-- How many months are you?
-- Let me, idiot!

Come on, Renato!

Why?

To my ovaries!

Obey the mother,
It should be 'with you, little one!

Shut up, busted!

-- Now I come back,
-- Lathes shit!

-- Now I see how,
-- Hurry up!

Thank you,

Ah, Spanish, do you?

It is Spanish, Since they give double kisses,

And then in the mouth, right? here in
Mexico we kiss on the mouth,

I bring other beers,

Hello Beautiful,

Bye!

Bye,

Too bad, it was cute,

You revealed just a little shit,

Like everyone else,

You and I are nothing,

Ah, no? We're married
You have not realized yet?

-- Did not you say that it was make--believe?
-- That's not the point,

If you're with me, you owe me respect!

Ah, of course, with you ,,,

-- You are jealous?
-- Jealous?

-- Piccolino!
-- Who do you understand!

No, sweetheart, You wish!

-- Then no?
-- No,

Then I go by the Spanish,
which is pretty cool,

Where are you going? Where you going, asshole?

You stay here! Come here!

What's up?

-- Did not you say that you did not care?
-- I do not care

what to do with your life,

-- So?
-- It is a matter of education!

If you are with me, stay with me!

We are in a pristine beach!
You could get someone

and I'm alone,

Think, unconscious!

Sure! Okay, Maru!

As soon as you fall asleep,
I go from them!

And I'll cut your balls off,

Listen ,,,

What's up?

It is not lack anything
this honeymoon?

No, I recorded everything,

Sure?

Yup,

Let's see, come,

What's up?

It was just a mistake, okay?

Not always will,

Just to give a touch of realism,
nothing more,

All right!

A little 'music?

Remove this damn song,

-- Take it off or get off the machine,
-- All right,

What have I to do?

They spent that,

AFTER YOU CHILI

-- Here!
-- What is it, doctor?

That?

You want to know what is it?

No, no, no, Better not,

I know it's a male,

Ok, you better tell us,

You see this?

It is his willy,

Yes, damn it!

-- Gee, sorry, Doctor,
-- That,

-- What?
-- That,

I knew from the start
it was a boy!

Congratulations!

Are you sure?

Maru,

It's a boy,

Go,

-- I go?
-- Go,

Hello my love!

Ready?

Hello, Rana,

I remind you that today
There is the course psychoprophylactic,

What?

The psychoprophylactic,

Rana, are months that I tell you,

Ah, yes, of course, It's true,

Okay, We'll see you there,

It's something of extreme importance,
a couple's thing, so ,,,

Okay, yes, See you there,

Hello,

What is it, dear Frog?

Dude, I need a favor,

Eight weeks ,,,

,,, preparing the right way

-- to create the experience ,,,
-- Hello,

Hello,

Here I am,

Hi, Miss,

Go ahead, From there, if you want,

We are starting, And your husband?

Not at all, What are you doing here?

I'll explain later,
Can I take my shoes off?

-- Yup,
-- Done,

Where Renato?

Renato has had an unexpected,
but I am here to replace him,

Sorry, we can continue?

Please,

-- Yes, sorry,
-- Yes Yes Yes,

What should we do, Miss?

We were talking
a more humane childbirth ,,,

-- "More Human",
-- Yup,

A childbirth "more human" is to ,,,

That unexpected? What happen?

The respect towards the woman,

-- And of his desires,
-- His desires,

Shut up, you're not the teacher,

Already,

So, well, you feel the gravity, Yup,

Then let us get up and let
fours,

Lean on your arms,

Look, I press, Leave!

Please, tell him to leave me,

-- Thing?
-- Until ,,,

Thus far behind, With the whole hand,
without sinking,

-- Help me?
-- Yeah, sure, I'm helping,

-- Wait up,
-- How are you putting your hand there?

Wait wait,,,
I'll show you how, There, to life,

-- It awards there,
-- Premo,

So,

-- What's the matter?
-- I was a bit 'nervous,

Maru?

Ready?

You ruined everything, you bastard!

Wait, Maru!

Damn,

Ok,

Hello, She ordered a pizza
with spicy sausage and double cheese?

What good, It's pretty hot?

Damn!

You will have one less?
It's just that I have to change,

Baby!

You have some change?

I told no pizza,
I am on a diet,,,

However!

Wait up,

Do not think bad,

and my sister,

Of course! Obvious,
And I am Cristiano Ronaldo, right?

-- Do you know each other?
-- Mmm, yes,

Ok, see you in--law,

Wait, it's not like ,,,

Come, come here, I told you I do not ,,,

Son of a bitch!

Come here, motherfucker!

Watch all your gifts,
Frog!

Nice is not it?

How to love you,

We are full,

Aunts,

grandmother,

Hello, Grandma!

I'm going to say hello there, with permission,

-- Not now, I feel ,,,
-- Renato, son!

-- ,,,to choke,
-- Hey!

Renato, son, Renato, come,
Come there with the boys,

Listen ,,,

,,, I thought about it carefully and ,,,

,,, I want you to make peace,

Oh yes?

In short, what need is there
to continue to fight?

Yup,

Son, I said to myself:
if you and Marusita you love ,,,

,,, if you want to have a life together,

who am I to stop it?

-- Long live love!
-- Viva!

I realized
you're a good guy,

Really?

And when he's realized?

Last night, do not play dumb,

Ah, yes, to his sister's home, right?

-- Exactly,
-- And why did not he bring her here?

-- It would be fun,
-- Keep your voice down, you idiot,

Listen ,,,

,,, I leave you in peace

and you have not seen anything,

Rather,,,

,,, I want you to leave today
the crappy pizza,

Come work for me,

What do you prefer?

Working at the party?

In the House? No? Yup?

It's a deal, huh?

You do not know who you're putting yourself,
stupid kid,

I'm kidding,
Me and my son so we speak,

What did you say to Renato, Dad?

Eh? No no nothing,

I proposed to ,,,

,,, make peace, but he said no,

Really? Do not tell me,

Well, if you do not believe me, ask it to him,

I told him clearly

I would not be more opposed
your relationship,

As long as you leave
that lousy job at a pizzeria,

I told him:
"Boy, come and work with us

the Party in the House, "

But it figured, the gentleman was offended
and he left,

I do not know why,
but I do not believe at all, Dad,

Then, my daughter,

tell me what to lie to gain,

Listen, do you think he can keep you
delivering pizzas or how?

Maru, hon, think carefully!

Do not waste your life
with that kid,

And why did you marry me?

We were under elections, Marusita!

Please, think about it,
We needed social stability,

What did you do, dear, the single mother?

Obviously not! It was the least I
you could do, after your stupid,

The stupid thing is to live here with you
and allow ricattiate me so,

If you do not like it, the door is open,

No, I'm okay, Dad,

Why do they treat as Renato,
if he has not done anything to you?

What do you believe? What with your damned money
and your influence can manipulate

-- and buy the people?
-- Yup,

Oh yes? Well, now you know
someone who will not let you,

-- Maru, dear,
-- Let her go!

In a bit 'with the stop tantrums,

THE HAPPY WARRIOR
A POLITICAL WITHOUT BLOOD

You give us asylum?

Come in, my love,

Thank you,

And where does this unfortunate?

At the tenements, sir,

Where there are ovens,

Holy shit!

And what time did you leave?

So, nobody knows
what time is gone?

I believe it is gone
last night, sir,

Because this morning was not in his room,

Even the secretary,

Leave her alone,

Plutarch!

Lord?

Make sure it's with that bastard,

Yes, Senator,

But really!

Kiss,

I want you to give a good lesson
bastard,

-- Without being noticed, Ok?
-- Yes, Senator,

And no registrations,
I do not want phones,

I do not want to get in trouble,

Wednesday,

Yes, I have it here, anyway,

Hello,

Good morning,

Ah, thank you,

You're welcome,

What are you doing?

I just finished our video,

Seriously?

Do you want to see it?

THIS STORY BEGINS SO

AND THEN,,,

I MET YOU,

How do you see you are not yet born,

but you are the child ,,,

,,, loved and desired in the world,

-- Do you want so well, Frog,
-- So much!

I HOPE THAT THIS STORY CONTINUES ,,,,

Thank you,

Do you forgive me?

I treated you badly,

I was a fool,

Will you be my husband?

But this time really, Yup?

-- Yup,
-- Yup?

Yes, I want,

What are you doing here, Plutarch? How are you?

Miss! How nice to see you here!
Everything good?

Yes, all right,

They sent me to look for
his parents,

I am very worried,

Ok, did you see that all is well, no?
Salutameli, ok?

Damn,

What's up brother?

-- What's up, Plutarch?
-- You look good,

Be quiet!
The Senator is just pissed off,

She even asked to step on,

But I told him:"Quiet, Senator!

Rana is a nice guy,
His daughter is in good hands! "

Great, you're a friend!

-- That's what friends, right?
-- Yes, fuck, fantastic, Thank you,

Rosi And where is it? What is he doing?

Who?

Rosi!

Ah, it's a bit 'busy,
He's doing the laundry,

Oh, yeah,

Yup,,,

-- And have you eaten yet?
-- Yup,

Well, then salutamela,

Sure, Sometimes we go out again,
all right?

But this time we take a taxi,
You never know,

Dude, that day you were a big,
it was fun ,,,

Okay boy, look,

I will tell the Senator that Maru is fine,

And he left you a souvenir,

-- regimes of the game,
-- Yup,

And so you relax, right?

Do not joke, you bastard!

Well, Thank you for being passed,

See you then,

Where are you going?

-- So I'm going!
-- What you doing, man?

-- That way,
-- Ah!

Yes, see you soon,

It did not go well,

Renato, what do you do?

I'm studying, boss,

I wanted to see if I could
arrive later,

It is that tomorrow I have an exam at eight ,,,

,,, with this I finish high school,

-- An exam,
-- Yup,

-- From highschool,
-- Yup,

Come on, asshole,
You have to make a delivery to Anzures,

-- Hurry up!
-- So I can?

We'll see later, Move!

Ready?

Rana, I think I
they are water broke,

What waters?

The waters! You are about to become a dad!

Seriously, Maru? Not yet
the ninth month,

I know! I know!

Son! The child is being born
in advance!

I toss in a taxi with her
public hospital!

Okay, Mom!

-- If you start having contractions ,,,
-- Yup?

You need to do so ,,,

She will have to deliver the pizza,
because I'm about to become a father!

-- You are about to become a father?
-- Yup!

Congratulations!

Breathe,,,

He is to deliver the baby,

Please do not sporcatemi seats!

Shut up!

Rosi, please call my,
Warn them,

Ah, no! I ended credit, damn!

PEDIATRIC HOSPITAL
DOLORES SANZ

Here,

I'm giving birth here, I'm giving birth!

-- Give me your health card,
-- Here she is,

But no, not her, that lady,

Or if she is to give birth?

-- Le seems that I am pregnant?
-- So?

So who pays me?

Do not you understand the situation?
'Do not worry,

Give me a break!

We can accept Ms,
only if he has his card!

No,

If the lady wants to give birth,
He must have a health card,

otherwise I can not accept!

Please, who's next?

Next, please!

Here it is, Are you OK?

Son, this bitch
do not want to accept your wife

because it does not have the health card!

That you told me?

"That does not have his card," He's right,

-- What are we doing?
-- Let's leave,

We go to a doctor, Let's leave,

Yes, yes, Wait, your bag,

Thing?

Consuocera, there is a change of plans!

Let's Irish Hospital,

Home health card,

OK yes, They are going
Irish Hospital, Here we go,

-- Run!
-- They did not go to the public hospital?

-- Come on, Plutarch! Here we go!
-- Ok, you can withstand strong lady,

-- Mum!
-- Are you all right, my daughter?

Are you all right, my darling? Does it hurt?

Miss, My daughter is about to give birth,

This way, please,

-- Sorry, You can not pass,
-- Why?

-- Only his father,
-- Exactly!

He is his father, Let him go,

Ah, sorry, I thought it was
the little brother,

Passi well here,

Look, look at who is the father!

Maru!

Not scream, The lead in the hall,
It's about to give birth,

Will be born seven months, Senator!

No, because the time is past,
It is normal, and you waters have broken,

Oh yes,

Look, I'm already gone,
People in high places!

Ok, Breathe,

Help us, Breathe, Is coming,

Is born,

How's my daughter?

-- Well,
-- Well or very well?

Very well,

Doctor, what happened?

Then, as you know,
the baby is born prematurely,

But everything went well,

His daughter is recovering
and now will take the child

to let you know, okay?

-- Ok,
-- Is nice,

It looks like him,

Good morning!

What is it, son?

-- Senator,
-- What's up?

Nothing,

What is it, Rana?
It was two weeks?

He born in advance,

Here it comes!

Look, look, it's here!

It is Chinese,

It's beautiful!

Miss, excuse me, a question,

There was an exchange of children?

No, How you can think of it, ma'am?

This is the child
Ms, Maru Lamacona,

Oh shit!

What happens?

I do not know, do not understand anything,

The photos, The photos, The photos,

Get the phone, The photos,

Ah, pictures!

Are you kidding?

What a mess,

I think all newborn babies have
eyes a little 'almond,

because when they pull them out,
They mistreat them,

They pull them so ,,,

,,, but then it passes,

Do not say bullshit, man!

I ,,, I read it,

It's just a mess,

I'm shocked,

Get up!

I'm pregnant,

Congratulations!

I'm doing it for your son, huh?

Only?

Only!

You will become his father?

That's what you say, but you know ,,,

How are you?

Well,,,

I love you, Maru,

Hello, Little Frog!

Hey, I'm your dad!

How are you, my son?

Get up!

Frog ,,,

Hello,

Hello, Little Frog,

When you see this video,
you're already bigger, right?

You will have a plague, small,

And I hope
I finish the university ,,,

,,, and I'll do another job
that is not delivering pizzas,

I promise you,

Maybe you have asked
why do not we look like much,

or because you suffer bullying at school,

But you do not take it, huh?

Sometimes in life,

I had a grandfather who looked like you a lot,

This is why you are so born, like him,

My son,,,

,,, I never doubt what the love

and how much I love your mother,

You have changed my life,

Without you ,,,

Without you, I would not be anything,

I have not had the opportunity
to have a dad ,,,

,,, but believe me ,,,

,,, you will not miss,

I'll be there to ,,,

,,,take care of you,,,

,,, to protect you ,,,

,,,to help you
when more you need it,

I'll see you grow up, huh?

Do you want to see happy!

I love you, Frog,

A YEAR LATER

Mum! React!

-- Look at the lady Plant!
-- Shut up, you idiot,

Come on, how about if we sing
"Happy Birthday" to my grandson,

Let's move immediately to the cake!

One two Three!

I have it, I have it,

With mariachi,

-- Seriously?
-- No, you're dreaming,

It is not funny,

This did not know,

Come on, enough, no?

Who was the asshole?

The Dead Body, Dad, Who else?

Fuck you ,,,

-- Pope!
-- Wait up! Wait, shit!

Take it easy! I did it with a lot of love!

-- Mum!
-- Come here!

Wait up! Wait up!

I was already annoyed,

-- Check your father!
-- Do you know how you react, man,

Frog, as I have taught you
to greet him Corpse uncle?

The hand so and so ,,,

Stop touching you!
My son just a year,

-- What envious!
-- Come on, cut the cake,

Bite her! Bite her!

Look what it does! Look what it does!

Now I do your ass, bitch!

-- Damn asshole ,,,
-- Now what have I done?

What happened?

Yes, you've gone too bad!

But what comes to mind?

-- They did cry!
-- It's nothing!

It's nothing!

Consuocero, colleague,

Attach a horn, you do not say!

He does not want a beer to relax?

-- Come on, take a picture, right?
-- Yes, we take a picture,

Let's all here for the photos, Mum?

Ah, yes, the photo,

-- Dead Body, stop!
-- What, but ,,,

What a beast! Now you've gone too far!

Come on, girl! It 'this
Photo fucking finish this!

One,,,

Get out, you're in the middle,

Let us all say "cheese" on three,

One two Three!

Cheese!