All language subtitles for 2014-Garage.Sale.Mystery.S01E02.All.That.Glitters

[♪]

THANK YOU.

[DOOR LOCK BUZZES OPEN]

MAY I HELP YOU?

YES.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR
AN ENGAGEMENT RING.

[GIGGLING NERVOUSLY]

CONGRATULATIONS.

ANYTHING PARTICULAR IN MIND?

WELL, I REALLY LIKE
KATE MIDDLETON'S.

REAL, OR FAUX?

WE DON'T SELL FAUX JEWELRY HERE.

REAL.

[GIGGLING]

WELL, KATE'S RING
IS A 12-KARAT SAPPHIRE

SURROUNDED BY

14 EXQUISITE DIAMONDS.

THAT WOULD BE
A SPECIAL ORDER.

OKAY.

MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE?

[CHUCKLING]

YES, YOU MAY.

[SCREAMS]

LET'S GO TO THE BACK.

NOW!

[DOORBELL BUZZES]

COURIER.

JUST A SEC.

-INSIDE!
-MOVE!

GOT IT!

WHOO! [LAUGHING AND
CHEERING]

YES!

OKAY...

AH--

WHAT? I JUST WANT TO
LOOK AT THEM.

BROOKS WILL NOT BE HAPPY
IF YOU OPEN THAT.

TOO BAD.
HE'S STILL GONNA GET THEM ALL.

[GASPS]
OH, WOW...

SO PRETTY...

DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT.

HE SEEMED NORMAL.

WE ORDERED FOOD,

THEN HE SAID,
"DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS?"

OH, NO...

UH-HUH.

BUT WAIT,
THERE'S MORE.

EW...

STORAGE?

YEAH.

WHO BOUGHT A BARREL MUG?

YOU DID.

RIGHT.

ANYWAY.

SO, THEN HE SAYS,

"I KEEP SPIDERS AS PETS."

WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

WHAT DID YOU DO?

WELL, I SAID,

"WHY DIDN'T YOU
PUT THAT IN HIS PROFILE?"

HE SAID

'CAUSE NO ONE WOULD DATE HIM.

WHAT A WEIRDO.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD
OF ONLINE DATING.

THERE WE GO.

IS THAT IT?

YES, FOR NOW, THAT IS IT.

-ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT.
-YOU GOT IT?

YEAH, THERE WE GO.

-ALL RIGHT.
-THERE WE GO.

-I GOT IT.
-OH, I SEE THAT YOU GOT IT.

PHEW!

YEAH, YOU GOT IT REAL GOOD.

-PHEW!
-YEAH, MM-HMM.

EITHER YOU LEARN
THE SOFTWARE, OR I DO.

OH, YOU.
I HATE BOOKKEEPING,

AND YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO ALWAYS SAYS

WE HAVE TO BE
MORE "BUSINESS-LIKE".

WELL, AS OPPOSED
TO SAYING

WE SHOULD
"MANIFEST SUCCESS".

IT'S CALLED
"THE SECRET".

OH, DID YOU JUST
MANIFEST THAT?

NO... NO!

WE'RE ON OUR WAY
TO OUR STORAGE UNIT,

WE'RE LOADED.

I THINK WE GOT A LITTLE ROOM.

YEAH, WHY NOT?

THANK YOU.

I CAN'T HELP IT,
IT SCREAMED "BUY ME".

I DIDN'T HEAR IT.

SOMETIMES, THESE OLD BATS
ARE WORTH A LOT.

AND SOMETIMES?

GOTTA TRUST YOUR GUT,

AND I HAVE A PRETTY
GOOD BATTING AVERAGE.

[LAUGHS IN TRIUMPH]

YOU SEE WHAT
I DID THERE?

YEAH. YEAH,
HARD TO MISS IT.

[LAUGHING]

WOW.

I THINK WE MIGHT NEED
ANOTHER STORAGE UNIT.

WELL, YEAH, MAYBE
A SMALL ONE.

I'LL TALK TO MARTIN.

MAYBE THERE'S ONE
SOMETHING NEAR HERE.

I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR
THE BOX WITH THE REPOUSSE.

OKAY, LOOK FOR THE ONE
THAT SAYS "REPOUSSE"

ON THE OUTSIDE.

UH-HUH.

[CHUCKLING]

ARE YOU SURE?

OH, NO,
THANK YOU.

AH.

ANYWAY,

I OWNED THIS PLACE
BEFORE WE MET,

AND NOW SHE WANTS HALF.

NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE DIVORCE, MARTIN.

I ONLY MET LOUISE
A COUPLE TIMES,

BUT IT'S ROUGH ANYTIME
SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS.

WE'RE STILL LIVING TOGETHER.

ROOMMATES.

AND NOW SHE WANTS THE HOUSE.

IT'S GOING TO BE
A REAL BATTLE.

WE NEED TO TALK, NOW.

YOU THINK
I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS?

YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING?

DON'T PUSH ME.

OH, YEAH?
THEN, WHAT?

HUH?

LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE.

SURE, LET'S GO.

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, PAL?

[SHOUTING ANGRILY]

I'M SO SORRY
YOU HAD TO SEE THAT.

ARE YOU OKAY?

I'M A 64 YEAR-OLD
MARINE CORPS VET.

I DON'T BACK DOWN.

WHAT WAS HE
SO UPSET ABOUT?

GUY LOST HIS STORAGE UNIT
SOMETIME BACK,

SEEMS HE JUST FOUND OUT.

YOU DON'T PAY YOUR BILL,
YOU LOSE OWNERSHIP.

WE AUCTION IT OFF

SO WE CAN TRY TO MAKE
SOME OF THE MONEY BACK.

AND YOU MUST HAVE GIVEN NOTICE.

YEAH, YEAH.

WE WAIT UNTIL
IT'S THREE MONTHS OVERDUE.

WE SEND OUT LETTERS, WE
PHONE.

WE PUT A NOTICE
IN THE PAPER.

YOU KNOW...

THERE'S AN AUCTION
THIS SATURDAY.

YOU SHOULD COME.

IT'S LIKE THE BEST GARAGE SALE
YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT.

SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

[GRUMBLES]

IT'S THE WIFE,

SOON TO BE EX.

AIN'T GONNA BE PRETTY.

GOOD LUCK, MARTIN.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

SO, WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT SOLAR PANELS?

HANNAH'S DORM AT SCHOOL
HAS SOLAR PANELS ON THE
ROOF.

WELL, THESE ARE
ACTUALLY FLEXIBLE.

THIS IS THE FIRST
BUILDING I'VE WORKED ON

THAT WILL USE THEM.

YOU CAN ACTUALLY BEND THEM?

YOU CAN CLAD THE
ENTIRE BUILDING WITH THEM,

EVEN THE CURVED SIDES.

THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

HMM.

I RECENTLY DISCOVERED

A COMPLETELY NON-POLLUTING
TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM.

COME ON,
I'LL SHOW YOU.

I LOOKED IT UP ONLINE.

SEE THIS?

IT'S AN ELGIN, PRE-WW II.

RESTORED, IT COULD BE WORTH
BEAUCOUP BUCKS.

THIS IS REALLY COOL,
BUT BE CAREFUL,

SOMETIMES WHEN YOU
REPAINT SOMETHING,

IT'S WORTH LESS.

I'M GOING TO NEED A CAR
IN A COUPLE OF YEARS,

THIS COULD HELP PAY FOR IT.

HOW COOL WOULD IT BE

TO GO TO COLLEGE
RIDING A VINTAGE BICYCLE?

IT'D BE COOLER
TO USE THAT VINTAGE BIKE

TO BUY A VINTAGE VOLKSWAGEN.

[CHUCKLING]

LOOKS LIKE
A LOT OF WORK.

OH, I'LL HELP YOU WITH IT.

[LAUGHTER]

CLEVER.

WELL, YOU TWO, HAVE FUN,
AND REMEMBER,

ORIGINALITY IS VALUE.

HONEY?

GOOD LUCK, SWEETHEART.

[SIGHS]

DAD, CHECK IT OUT,

THIS LOOKS LIKE A GAS TANK,
BUT THERE'S NO MOTOR.

HOW OLD IS YOUR MOM?

OH, SHE'LL BE 77.

SHE'S BEEN COLLECTING NANCY ANN

SINCE SHE WAS A KID.

WELL, HERE YOU GO.

"JENNIE."

ORIGINAL NANCY ANN STORYBOOK DOLL.

1940s, WITH STRAIGHT LEGS
AND JOINTED ARMS.

AMAZING.
ORIGINAL OUTFIT?

YES, ORIGINAL OUTFIT,

AND ORIGINAL GOLD FOIL
WRIST BAND.

I'M AFRAID TO ASK,
HOW MUCH?

HEY, DANI, HOW MUCH
FOR STORYBOOK JENNIE?

I'LL CHECK IT IN A SEC,
BUT YOU GUYS, COME LOOK AT THIS.

SHE'S BEEN DOING
THIS ONLINE DATING.

OH...

FINALLY, A CONTENDER.

-[GASPS] CUTE.
-HANDSOME.

HE'S SIX FEET TALL,

WORKS IN MEDICINE,

HIS NAME IS STAN.

OOH, I NEVER GOT TO DO
COMPUTER DATING,

IT LOOKS LIKE FUN.

[SIGHS]
YOU DIDN'T MISS ANYTHING.

BUT I'M LIKING STAN.

DO YOU THINK HE'S A DOCTOR?

SAYS "MEDICINE".

PROBABLY.

-HI.
-HEY, FRANK.

HEY, JENN, DANI,
HOW YOU DOING?

DETECTIVE LYNWOOD, ANY CRIME
IN OUR FAIR TOWN TODAY?

LET'S SEE.

COUPLE OF JAY-WALKERS.

OOH...

YEAH, THINK WE GOT IT
UNDER CONTROL.

GOOD JOB, HONEY.

-DID YOU GET IT?
-YEAH.

ALL RIGHT. HOW MUCH?

OH, UM...

$75.

ONLY BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
THE ORIGINAL BOX.

[QUIETLY] $75?

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...

OKAY, WHAT ABOUT
THE POLICE DISCOUNT?

OH, THE...

THE POLICE DISCOUNT.

RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT,
OF COURSE.

WITH THE POLICE
DISCOUNT, IT'S...

IT WORKS OUT TO--

[TOGETHER]: $75.

THAT'S FUNNY.

THAT'S GOOD.

[CHUCKLING]

YOU KNOW WE COULD GET
A NEW ONE FOR THIS, RIGHT?

THANK YOU.

[CHUCKLES]

TELL JASON TO GIVE ME A CALL,

WE'RE TRYING TO PUT A
CARD GAME TOGETHER SATURDAY.

I WILL, I WILL.

NICE DOING
BUSINESS WITH YOU.

YEAH, AS ALWAYS.

$75.

LET'S JUST SPREAD IT OUT
AND ROLL AROUND ON IT.

ROLL IN THE MONEY...

[♪]

EXCUSE ME, THANKS.

THANK YOU.

OH, HI, JENN.

OH, HI, VERN.

ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW THE RULES.

DON'T GO INSIDE,
DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.

[SIGHS] COULD BE
TREASURE IN THERE.

OR SOMEBODY'S
THRIFT STORE DISCARDS.

OR A LOT OF
BOXES TO MOVE.

[AUCTIONEER]: ALL RIGHT,

LET'S GET THIS PARTY
STARTED!

WHOSE GOING TO START THE BIDDING
OUT OF THIS FINE UNIT?

$50.

I HAVE $50,
$50 BIDDING NOW,

$100?

$100 BID.

$100. NOW 150?

150 NOW,
DO WE SEE $150 BID?

RIGHT HERE.

150'S BID. NOW 200?

-200.
-200'S BID.

$500!

$500 IS BID.

NOW LOOKING FOR 600.

DO I HEAR 600? ONCE...

$600 GOING TWICE...

SOLD TO THE MAN FOR $500.

SEE?

THAT WAS FUN
AND IT DIDN'T COST ANYTHING.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THESE FOOLS ARE GOING TO DRIVE
ME RIGHT OUT OF BUSINESS.

GOOD LUCK, JENNIFER.

YOU TOO, VERN.

[VERN]: THANKS
FOR NOTHING, MARTIN!

LET'S GO CHECK OUT
THE NEXT UNIT.

YEAH.

[SIGHING]

VERN DIDN'T LOOK TOO HAPPY.

WELL, HIS STORE
IS NOT DOING WELL..

IF HE KEEPS
GETTING OUT-BID,

HE WON'T BE ABLE TO
GET NEW STOCK.

I KNOW, HARD
TO MAKE MONEY

WHEN YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO SELL.

OH, THIS IS IT, #23.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
WE'RE HEADING THIS WAY.

UNIT 23.

AGAIN, DON'T GO INSIDE.

COME AND TAKE
A CLOSE LOOK.

ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT
A BEAUTIFUL UNIT HERE.

I'LL START
THE BIDDING AT $200.

200.

200. I HAVE
200 NOW. 250?

250 NOW. 300?

[QUIETLY] DANI...

TABLE LEG, SEE IT?

I THINK
IT'S AN OLD FEDERAL TABLE.

300 NOW. 400?

400. NOW BIDDING $500?

$600.

600 IS BID.
NOW 600.

800.

800, I HAVE $800,
NOW 900?

$900 GOING ONCE...

GOING TWICE...

-900.
-NO.

900'S HERE,
NOW $1,000.

$1,000.

COME ON!

$1,000 BID,
LOOKING FOR 1,100.

-1,100.
-1,200.

1,300.

I BID $1,500.

1,600...

50.

I HAVE 1,650.
1,700 NOW?

1,700 GOING ONCE...

GOING TWICE...

SOLD TO THE LOVELY LADY
FOR 1,650.

I WON!

SURE DID.

[APPLAUSE]

WOW.

1,400, 1,500, 1,650.

MM-HMM.

WELL, SIGN HERE,

AND SHE'S ALL YOURS.

THAT ANGRY GUY EVER COME BACK?

NAH, I THINK
I SCARED HIM OFF.

[CHUCKLING]

WELL, CONGRATULATIONS
ON THE UNIT.

YOU BID LIKE A PRO.

MARTIN, YOU HAVE
SOME VERY COOL THINGS HERE.

IF YOU EVER WANT TO SELL
THEM,
WE TAKE THINGS ON
CONSIGNMENT.

NOPE.

I LOVE MY TOYS.

HERE WE GO.

[GROANING WITH EFFORT]

SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

THAT LOOKS REAL.

GENUINE HEPPLEWHITE,
1800s.

OKAY, MOM, YOU COULD
ONLY SEE THE LEG

FROM, LIKE,
10 FEET AWAY.

THAT COULD BE
A REPRODUCTION.

BUT IT'S NOT.

BUT IT COULD'VE
BEEN A REPRO.

EXCEPT... I SAW THIS.

HAYWORTH'S BLACK WAX.

100% BEESWAX.

ANYONE WITH A REPRO

WOULD HAVE NEVER EVEN
HEARD OF THIS.

MOM, YOU ARE
A "FURNITURE WHISPERER".

I TRY.

OKAY, KITCHEN UTENSILS, CLOTHING,

TO THE WOMEN'S SHELTER.

EVERYTHING ELSE TO THE SHOP.

OKAY.

LET'S GET A MOVE ON,
I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT.

OOH, WITH THE HANDSOME DOCTOR?

MAYBE A DOCTOR.

HEY, HEY, CHECK IT OUT,

THIS NEWSPAPER
IS DATED FIVE YEARS AGO.

WELL, NOW YOU KNOW
WHEN IT WAS PACKED.

OH, ACTUALLY,
THIS IS PRETTY COOL, TOO.

ITS INITIALS ARE "D.B."

HEY, I WONDER
IF IT'S THE SAME GUY

WHO JUMPED OUT OF THAT JET
WITH ALL THE MONEY.

WHAT? YOU MEAN
D.B. COOPER?

YEAH, YEAH,
THAT GUY.

WELL, I THINK HIS INITIALS
WOULD HAVE BEEN "D B C".

OH.

HUH.

WELL, ANYWAY,
THE MONEY IS STILL MISSING.

WOULDN'T MIND FINDING THAT
IN A STORAGE UNIT.

HMM.

YEAH, AND WHEN
YOU FIND IT,

YOU CAN PUT IT
IN YOUR NICE NEW PURSE.

[CHUCKLING]

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

CLOSED.

COME BACK TOMORROW.

IT'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND.

I GOT YOUR LETTER
AND I DROVE A CHECK DOWN.

JUST PUT IT THROUGH THE SLOT.

PLEASE,
I'LL SLEEP A LOT BETTER TONIGHT

IF I COULD JUST HAND IT
TO YOU IN PERSON.

ALL RIGHT.
COME ON IN.

[DOOR LOCK BUZZES OPEN]

JUST DRINK IT.

AH... SEE,
WHAT YOU'RE TASTING

IS THE KALE.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE
SUPER SPINACH.

OH, NO.

THIS IS REALLY, REALLY, BAD.

I'M JUST SAYING.

YEAH, WELL,
THE WORSE IT TASTES,

THE HEALTHIER IT IS.

WELL, THEN I AM GONNA
LIVE FOREVER.

[SIGHS, WINCING]

HE REALLY SAID HE THOUGHT
YOUR EARS WERE ATTRACTIVE?

YES, MY EARS.

PROBABLY BECAUSE
HIS WERE SO WEIRD,

WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE,

IF HE WERE SWEET.

I MEAN,
IS THAT ASKING TOO MUCH,

A NICE GUY?

WITH NORMAL EARS?

HEY, VERN.

OH, HI, JENN.
HI, DANI.

HI.

MAN, THAT AUCTION
WAS BRUTAL, HUH?

OH, WELL, THAT WAS
OUR FIRST ONE,

SO, HOPEFULLY, WE DID OKAY
WITH THE UNIT WE BOUGHT.

OH, LISTEN,
IF YOU SEE ANYTHING

THAT MIGHT BE RIGHT
FOR MY STORE, LET ME KNOW.

OH, WE WILL.

WE HAVEN'T
STARTED SORTING IT.

OH.

HEARD THE NEWS, RIGHT?

YEAH, THERE WAS
SOME KIND OF BREAK-IN

DOWN AT THE SELF-STORAGE.

THE MANAGER IS MISSING.

COPS ARE
ALL OVER THE PLACE.

OKAY, WELL,
TELL ME MORE

ABOUT THIS ALTERCATION
WITH THIS GUY.

HIS STORAGE HAD BEEN AUCTIONED.

HE WAS VERY ANGRY.

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT GET VIOLENT.

WHEN WAS THIS?

FOUR DAYS AGO.

HMM.

WELL, FOLEY'S WIFE SAYS
HE'S USUALLY HOME AROUND 7:00.

BY 9:00, SHE STARTED CALLING,
COULDN'T REACH HIM,

WENT TO BED.

WAKES UP IN THE MORNING,
SEES HE NEVER CAME HOME,

DRIVES OVER HERE,
FINDS THIS.

THERE'S SOME BLOOD
ON THE CARPET, NOT A LOT,

AND SINCE MR. FOLEY
IS MISSING,

THE ASSUMPTION IS
THAT IT'S HIS.

ROBBERY?

NOT A VERY GOOD ONE,

$600 WAS FOUND IN FOLEY'S DESK.

WANT MY OPINION?

I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
GIVE IT TO ME ANYWAY,

SO GO AHEAD.

I THINK SOMEONE WAS KILLED,

AND I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
OF WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE BODY.

OKAY TO GO INSIDE?

ALREADY PROCESSED.

MARTIN WAS AN EX-MARINE, TOUGH.

WELL, A FIGHT OCCURRED,
THAT'S OBVIOUS.

A FIGHT THAT
ESCALATED TO MURDER.

NOT NECESSARILY.

WE ONLY HAVE
A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD

AND A MISSING PERSON.

THIS HELD A JAPANESE SWORD,
A SHORT ONE.

IF SOMEONE HAD BEEN STABBED,

THERE WOULDN'T BE
A LOT OF BLOOD, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

IT'D BE A SMALL,
BUT DEEP WOUND,

MOSTLY INTERNAL BLEEDING.

SO, WHERE'S THE BODY?

WELL, THE KILLER WANTED TO
GET RID OF THE BODY

FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

THOSE STORE LOCKS ARE WHAT
THEY PUT ON EMPTY UNITS.

MARTIN SAID THEY WERE
95% OCCUPIED.

THERE WERE FOUR LOCKS
HANGING THERE YESTERDAY.

THERE ARE NOW THREE.

THERE ARE TWO MARKS
ON THE FLOOR HERE.

WHERE?

YOU'VE GOT TO GET IN THE
RIGHT LIGHT TO SEE THEM.

LIKE WHAT THE HEEL
OF A SHOE WOULD LEAVE

IF YOU WERE
DRAGGING A BODY.

OKAY. YEAH,
I SEE THEM NOW.

BUT THEY ONLY GO TO HERE.

IT'S NOT LIKE HE JUST
GOT UP AND WALKED AWAY.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

THE KILLER USED ONE OF THESE.

PUT THE BODY IN THE EMPTY UNIT

AND LOCKED IT
WITH THE STORAGE LOCK.

THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

JUST A HUNCH.

HEY, JENN.

SO, WE FOUND SOMEONE.

WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH
GIVING A PRELIMINARY I.D.?

SURE.

OKAY.

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

THAT'S HIM.

HEY, GUYS.

HEY, HON', HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

[SIGHS]

HONEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?

YEAH, SURE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

JENN?

YOU OKAY?
WHAT HAPPENED?

[SIGHS]

MARTIN FOLEY WAS KILLED.

WHO'S HE?

HE OWNS THE STORAGE PLACE.

WOW, THAT'S TERRIBLE.

SO, HOW DOES THIS
INVOLVE YOU?

I SEEM TO HAVE A KNACK.

THIS PINCHES.

LAST TIME I SAW MARTIN
WAS RIGHT AFTER THE AUCTION.

A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE THAT,
WE SPOKE LONGER.

AND THAT'S WHEN YOU
WITNESSED THE ALTERCATION?

YES, LAST THURSDAY.

CAN YOU DESCRIBE
THIS MAN FOR ME?

LATE 40s, 5'9."

IN SHAPE.

BLUE-GREEN EYES,
INTERESTING COLOR.

DARK HAIR, BEARD,

A LITTLE GRAY
AROUND THE TEMPLES.

DON'T THEY HAVE
A SECURITY CAMERA?

YEAH, NO, IT'S BROKEN,

LONG TIME AGO.

DID YOU HEAR
ANY SPECIFIC THREATS?

JUST A LOT OF ANGRY SHOUTING,

I COULDN'T MAKE OUT ANY WORDS.

AND THEN WHEN MARTIN
CAME BACK IN THE OFFICE,

WAS HE
VISIBLY UPSET?

HE WAS HEATED, BUT THAT PASSED.

WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE
THIS GUY AGAIN?

OH, YES.

THAT'S WHAT
I LIKE TO HEAR.

THAT'S NOT
WHAT I SAID.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT
IT SOUNDED LIKE.

HONEY, I JUST
WANT YOU TO BE SAFE.

THAT MEANS TELLING THE
POLICE WHAT YOU SAW,

THEN STAYING OUT OF IT.

I'M NOT IN IT.

YET YOU HELPED THE POLICE
FIND THE BODY.

ONLY BECAUSE

I WAS THE ONE IN THE OFFICE
WHEN THE GUY CAME IN

AND THEY HAD THE ARGUMENT.

EXACTLY,

SO IF THAT MAN WERE THE KILLER,
THEN WHO CAN IDENTIFY HIM?

YOU'VE DONE WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.

NOW LET THE POLICE
DO THEIR JOBS.

[SIGHS]

I WILL,

BUT I CAN'T PROMISE YOU
I'LL STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

[GRUMBLES]

THINKING'S FINE.

IT WASN'T PRE-MEDITATED.

HERE WE GO.

THIS IS FOR YOUR COLLECTION.

IT'S BAKELITE,
FROM THE 1950s.

I WANT TO MAKE A DISPLAY
FOR ALL MY BUTTONS.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

LET ME PAY YOU FOR THAT.

DON'T DENY ME THE PLEASURE
OF SPOILING MY GODCHILD.

[SIGHS]

YEAH...

OKAY, YOU GUYS.

OKAY, HAVE FUN WORKING.

[LAUGHS]

BYE, FROGGY.

[SIGHS] OH, THAT KID.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

HI.

[♪]

HI.

I'M DANI.
CAN I HELP YOU?

UH, HI.

I'M ALAN,

UH, BERNARD.

I'M JUST BUYING THIS HOUSE,

SO I'M ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR INTERESTING PIECES.

OH, WELL, WELCOME TO
RAGS TO RICHES.

WE SPECIALIZE IN INTERESTING.

I CAN SEE THAT.

UH...

PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH?

NICE EYE.

THAT'S A DOWRY CHEST, RIGHT?

EXACTLY.

YEAH, A FATHER WOULD
BUILD THAT FOR HIS DAUGHTER,

AND THERE'S
THE DATE RIGHT THERE.

SHE'D SEW QUILTS

IN PREPARATION
FOR HER EVENTUAL WEDDING.

HMM.

WELL, I HOPE IT WORKED OUT.

LOOK, I HOPE YOU DON'T
MIND MY ASKING,

BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS,

WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?

JUST WALK AROUND AND KNOCK
ON FARMHOUSE DOORS?

HOW DO YOU FIND
ALL THIS GREAT STUFF?

WE'VE KNOCKED ON A FEW DOORS.

UH, WE GO TO ESTATE SALES,

GARAGE SALES.

PEOPLE BRING THINGS IN.

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR
ANYTHING SPECIFIC?

[CELL PHONE RINGS]
UH, NO, NOT RIGHT NOW.

IF I CLOSE ON THE HOUSE,

THEN I'LL GET
A BIT MORE SERIOUS.

HELLO?

OH, HEY, LOUISE.

MY PERSONAL WEAKNESS
HAS ALWAYS BEEN

VINTAGE BASEBALL STUFF.

REALLY?

HEY, JENN,

DO YOU HAVE

THAT OLD BASEBALL BAT?

IT'S STILL IN MY CAR,
YOU WANT ME TO GO GET IT?

UH, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY.

I'M ACTUALLY A BIT MORE
INTO BASEBALL CARDS,

AUTOGRAPHED BALLS,
THAT KIND OF THING.

-BIG CUBS FAN.
-OH.

CUBS.

YEAH.

ALL WE'VE GOT
IS A BABY BEAR.

OH.

IT'S A VINTAGE TEDDY FROM 1920.

I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT.

COME ON.

WE GOT IT IN
AN ESTATE SALE LAST YEAR.

IT'S VERY NICE.

SO, UM, DANI,
IS THAT IS SHORT FOR ANYTHING?

DANIELLE.

DANIELLE.

THAT'S A VERY BEAUTIFUL NAME.

UM, I'LL COME BACK

WHEN I HAVE
A BIT MORE TIME, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT.

[SIGHS]

DID YOU SEE THAT?

OH, I SAW THAT.

MARRIED?

NO RING.

[CLEARS THROAT]

I KNOW IT'S NOT A GUARANTEE.

LISTEN, I HAVE TO RUN,

MARTIN'S WIFE, LOUISE,
JUST CALLED ME.

SHE WANTS ME TO COME OVER.

OH? WHY?

YEAH, I'M NOT SURE.

MAYBE SHE WANTS
SOMEONE TO TALK TO.

YEAH.

YEAH, WELL,
YOU'RE GOOD FOR THAT.

IT STILL SEEMS
SO UNREAL.

I LOOK AT THE DOOR,
EXPECT HIM TO COME HOME.

IT'S HORRIBLE.

THE DETECTIVE SAID THAT
YOU'D BEEN VERY HELPFUL,

THAT ONE OF THEIR LEADS
IS SOMEONE

WHO HAD BEEN ANGRY WITH MARTIN?

THAT...

YOU SAW THEM FIGHT?

YES, I WAS THERE WHEN A MAN
CAME INTO HIS OFFICE.

HE WAS VERY UPSET.

THEY ARGUED OUTSIDE.

I COULDN'T HEAR
WHAT THEY WERE SAYING.

MARTIN TOLD ME

THAT HE WAS ANGRY

BECAUSE HIS STORAGE UNIT
HAD BEEN AUCTIONED OFF.

BUT YOU SAW HIM?

YES.

GOOD.

GOOD.

I HOPE THEY LOCATE HIM SOON.

WELL, THE POLICE SAID

HE MIGHT NOT HAVE
ANY CONNECTED TO THE CASE.

YOU NEVER THINK SOMETHING
LIKE THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

I'M SORRY, LOUISE.

I LOVED HIM VERY MUCH.

HE WASN'T PERFECT, BUT...

WE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK.

[GROANING]

I REALLY
DON'T FEEL LIKE UNPACKING

THESE BOXES FROM THE AUCTION

UNTIL WE CLEAR SOME MORE SPACE.

WELL, JASON
IS NOT GONNA BE HAPPY

ABOUT YOU LOADING UP
THE GARAGE.

JUST THE OVERFLOW.

BESIDES, I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK
TO THE STORAGE UNIT RIGHT NOW.

I DON'T BLAME YOU.

NOW, THIS IS COOL.

STAY OR GO?

UH, GARAGE.

SO, THAT'S WEIRD ABOUT LOUISE.

I KNOW.

I WAS NOT ABOUT TO SAY,

"IF YOU WERE SO IN LOVE,
WHY WERE YOU DIVORCING HIM?"

BUT IF THEY WERE
HAVING PROBLEMS,

WOULD SHE REALLY BE
TALKING ABOUT THEM NOW?

MAYBE NOT.

HEY, MOM.

HEY, LOGAN,
WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR,

AND TAKE THE BOXES
OUT OF THE BACK OF MY CAR,

AND STACK THEM
NEAR THE WORKBENCH?

WHAT ABOUT DAD'S RULE,
NO JUNK IN HIS GARAGE?

HEY, HEY, HEY,
IT'S NOT JUNK.

MAYBE HE WON'T NOTICE.

HE NOTICES

IF I PUT A SCREWDRIVER
IN THE WRONG PLACE.

THANK YOU.

[CLEARS THROAT]

WELL, HELLO, HANDSOME.

NICE TRY.

I SAW THE BOXES.

THAT DIDN'T
TAKE LONG.

AND?

OH, JUST A FEW DAYS,
I PROMISE.

DEFINE "A FEW".

FIVE.

I'LL GIVE YOU A WEEK.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

OH, YOU HAVE
THAT INSURANCE PAPERWORK

YOU WANTED ME TO SIGN?

OH, SHOOT,
I LEFT IT AT THE STORE.

I'LL GO GET IT AFTER DINNER.

WELL, I'D SAY
IT COULD WAIT, BUT...

BUT IT CAN'T.

MM-MM.
YOU WANT SOME HELP?

THAT WOULD BE GREAT,
THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

[CHUCKLES IN WONDER]

MOM!

IN HERE!

[PANTING]
YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!

-WHOA--
-WHOA--

LOOK.
HIDDEN IN THE SEAT-STEM.

THIS IS A REAL TREASURE MAP!

OH, I LOVE
A GOOD TREASURE HUNT.

HOLD IT,

JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS OLD,
DOESN'T MEAN IT IS.

WELL, I KNOW,
THE BIKE IS FROM 1934.

I LOOKED UP
A PICTURE OF ONE ONLINE.

WELL, THAT MAKES IT ABOUT
80 YEARS OLD, NOT PIRATE ERA.

THE BIKE MAYBE,

BUT THE MAP ISN'T ON PAPER,

IT'S THICKER, LIKE OLD...

PARCHMENT.

RIGHT, YEAH!

HE'S RIGHT, PIRATES USED
PARCHMENT PAPER.

OKAY, WELL, WHERE
DID THE PIRATE

GET A BIKE?

YOU GUYS, I'M GOING TO
RUN TO THE STORE QUICKLY

AND GRAB THAT
INSURANCE PAPER.

YOU WANT ME TO COME?

NO, NO, NO,
YOU GUYS STAY.

THIS IS VERY EXCITING.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

HON, I REALLY
DON'T MIND.

SO, DAD,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

CHECK IT OUT.

SEE THAT?

"X" MARKS THE SPOT, RIGHT?

IT'S GOT TO BE LEGIT.

[GLASS CUTTER SCRATCHING]

[TAPPING]

HI.

WHAT'D THEY GET?

JUST THIS STUFF.

THAT'S COSTUME JEWELRY,
THAT'S HARDLY WORTH STEALING.

YOU KNOW,
I WAS HERE LAST NIGHT,

I CAME BACK AROUND 10:00
TO GET SOME MAIL.

COULD HAVE BEEN
ANY TIME AFTER THAT.

SO THE BACK
IS PRETTY TRASHED.

OH, NO.

WHAT A MESS.

THIS WAS A THIEF
WHO KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING.

SEE HOW HE CAREFULLY
CUT THE WINDOW,

USUALLY THEY JUST
SMASH IT.

CAME AND LEFT
THROUGH THE BACK DOOR.

WELL, OTHER THAN
THE COSTUME JEWELRY,

WAS ANYTHING ELSE TAKEN?

IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT.

I MUST SAY, LADIES,

YOUR SECURITY SYSTEM
IS REALLY OUTDATED.

WE, UM...

WE HAVE A LIST
OF THINGS TO DO, BUT...

YEAH. SOMETHING...

WELL, WE HAD TO
FIX THE ROOF--

--THE ROOF FIRST.

IT WAS... YEAH.

WE'LL PAY YOU BACK
EVERY PENNY,

EVEN IF I HAVE TO COME TO
YOUR HOUSE AND PULL WEEDS.

I'LL HOLD YOU TO IT.

YOU, TOO.

THANK YOU.

I DON'T THINK THERE'S
A CONNECTION, DO YOU?

I DON'T KNOW,

BUT I DON'T LIKE THINKING

YOU MIGHT HAVE WALKED
INTO A BURGLARY LAST NIGHT,

AND THEN, LAST WEEK,

A MURDER SCENE.

I WON'T BE GOING TO THE STORE
BY MYSELF ANYMORE AT NIGHT.

NO, YOU WILL NOT,

AND WE SHOULD HAVE
UPGRADED THE ALARM SYSTEM

A LONG TIME AGO.

I KNOW.

CHECK IT OUT...

THERE'S A WHOLE BOX OF THESE.

THAT'S MONEY, RIGHT HERE.

CUTE.

WELL, HERE WE HAVE A SIGN...

NICE.

AND A BOX
FULL OF TRAVEL BOOKS.

EUROPE, BELGIUM,
COSTA RICA, INDIA...

WE GOT
SOME BOOKS HERE, TOO.

NOTHING OLD ENOUGH
TO BE WORTH ANY MONEY,

I DON'T THINK.

LOVE THIS, THOUGH.

"FAMOUS DIAMONDS AND THEIR HISTORY."

I SHOULD PUT THAT
IN THE HOUSE,

IT MIGHT INSPIRE JASON.

[LAUGHS]

WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

OH, JUST LITTLE THINGS.

PENS, NOTEBOOK...

OOH, MONEY!

[GASPING] DID YOU SAY
THE MAGIC WORD?

WELL, EXCEPT THAT IT'S FROM
COSTA RICA AND BELGIUM.

WE'LL HAVE TO CHECK
THE EXCHANGE RATE.

HERE, HELP ME
WITH THIS BOX.

IT'S KIND OF HEAVY.

OOH.

WOW.

HEY...

NEAT.

SO, WHO WOULD USE THAT,

PHARMACISTS?

AND GOLD DEALERS,
I THINK.

NEAT.

AND WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

TOOLS.

FOR...

A WATCHMAKER
OR SOMETHING.

OKAY, WELL, I THINK

WE CAN DEFINITELY SELL
THE TOOLBOX

AND THE SCALE, AGREED?

YES.

NOW, WHAT ABOUT
THE FEDERAL TABLE?

OH, A POSSIBLE BUYER
COMING THIS AFTERNOON.

SELL IT.

WHO WOULD LET ALL THIS
COOL STUFF GO TO AUCTION?

GEORGE HEPPLEWHITE WAS BRITISH.

THE PIECES MADE IN NEW ENGLAND
ARE AFTER HIS STYLE.

I WOULD DATE THIS
EARLY 19th CENTURY.

IT'S VERY NICE.

I ALREADY HAVE SOME
INTEREST.

JENNIFER, PLEASE,

THE ONLY BUYER FOR THIS
WONDERFUL PIECE WOULD BE ME.

MAKE ME AN OFFER.

I THINK $1,500 WOULD BE
MORE THAN GENEROUS.

A REAL OFFER.

I NEED TO MAKE SOME MONEY
ON IT WHEN I SELL IT.

SO DO I.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

MORE. A LOT MORE.

[♪]

NOT QUITE
IN SEASON, ARE THEY?

HEY.

HELLO, AGAIN.

HI.

NO, NO, NOT REALLY,

BUT GETTING THERE,

I THINK.

DO YOU ALWAYS BUY ORGANIC?

UH, WELL, YEAH,

WHEN I FOUND OUT
WHAT THEY SPRAY

ON THE OTHER STUFF.

-YEAH.
-YES.

I SEE YOU LIKE, UM...

-KALE?
-KALE.

NO. WELL...

[CHUCKLING]

IT'S KIND OF BITTER.

YEAH.

BUT I PUT IT
IN GREEN DRINKS,

AND IF YOU MIX IT
WITH APPLE JUICE,

THEN IT'S NOT SO BAD.

-DO YOU JUICE?
-HMM? SORRY?

-DO YOU JUICE?
-JUICE, UH... WELL, YEAH.

I'M LEARNING.
SOMETIMES.

WELL, YOU SHOULD
COME BY THE SHOP,

AND I CAN MAKE YOU ONE.
WITH JUICE.

YEAH. NO,
I WOULD LOVE THAT,

THAT'D BE GREAT.

GREAT.

OKAY, THIS IS GOING TO BE

A LITTLE SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT,

BUT...

IF YOU KNOW, LIKE, A REALLY GOOD
ORGANIC RESTAURANT,

UM...

MAYBE I COULD TAKE YOU OUT
FOR DINNER TONIGHT.

YES.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

HELLO.

OKAY, ALAN WAS
AT THE GROCERY STORE.

[CHUCKLES] WAIT.

WHO'S ALAN?

ALAN.

ALAN, ALAN, FROM THE SHOP.

AND HE WAS AT THE GROCERY STORE,

AND I JUST WALKED UP
AND I STARTED TALKING TO HIM.

WAIT, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
YOU MADE THE FIRST MOVE?

YES!

YES, AND NOW
WE'RE GOING OUT FOR DINNER.

ORGANIC.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR?

OH, UM...

OH, I KNOW,
HOW ABOUT THAT CUTE DRESS

YOU BOUGHT LAST WEEK?

OH. REALLY?

REALLY.

THAT LOOKS SO HOT ON YOU.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

OH, AND I HAVE THE PERFECT
PAIR OF GOLD HOOP EARRINGS

THAT YOU CAN BORROW.

OKAY.

YEAH, OKAY.

GOOD.

OKAY, UM...

BYE-BYE.

BYE.

WHERE DID I PARK?

"AN HONEST MAN LIVES LONG,
AND A THIEF GETS HIS JUST DUE.

BE CAREFUL NOT TO VENTURE UNTO
WHAT BELONGS NOT TO YOU."

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WARNING.

WELL, I'M NOT SCARED.

IF YOU LOOK AT THE MAP,

THERE'S A SMALL LAKE

WITH A STREAM
FLOWING INTO IT.

I'M SATELLITE SEARCHING
A 50-MILE RADIUS OF HERE

TO SEE IF I CAN
FIND A MATCH.

LOGAN, THAT IS VERY SMART.

THERE'S ALSO A RIDDLE HERE.
CHECK IT OUT.

OH, BOY, OKAY.

"THERE IS NO TALLER TO BE FOUND,

"AN OLD SAILOR COULD TAKE ME DOWN,

"AND MAKE ME A BOAT TO SAIL AROUND

HERE EXACT IS FOUND THE GROUND."

AH, "X".

OKAY, COME ON, MOM,
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

I'M NOT SURE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WELL... THE "X" IS OBVIOUS,
THAT'S THE TREASURE.

BUT THE REST?

SOMETIMES, IT'S EASIER
TO CRACK THESE THINGS

IF YOU DON'T HIT 'EM HEAD ON.

WELL, I LIKED IT
WHEN I WAS THERE.

I REALLY LIKED
BEING ON THE WATER.

OH, YEAH,
ON THE WATER, IT'S GREAT

IN THE WATER, NOT SO GREAT.

NO, THE RAIN IN SEATTLE
GETS OLD REALLY FAST.

[CHUCKLING]
IS THAT WHY YOU MOVED?

YEAH, THAT,

AND, UM, YOU KNOW,

THE REAL ESTATE MARKET
GOT OVER-HEATED,

AND THERE'S
BETTER OPPORTUNITIES HERE,

AND, UH,

ACTUALLY, MY DAUGHTER
ENDED UP GRADUATING COLLEGE.

OH!

SO, THE TIMING WAS JUST
KIND OF RIGHT.

CONGRATULATIONS
ON A SUCCESSFUL LAUNCH.

WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YEAH, IT'S GREAT,
SHE ACTUALLY GOT A JOB

AT ONE OF THOSE SAN FRANCISCO
TECH COMPANIES, SO...

-OH.
-YEAH.

FREE LATTES?
FREE PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING.

MINI-BUS RIDE TO WORK,
SUSHI FOR LUNCH.

IT'S CRAZY.

AND THIS...

THIS IS, I MEAN, THIS IS GREAT.
IT'S AWESOME.

WELL, GOOD.

GOOD.

LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T MIND
MY ASKING, UM...

DO YOU EVER DO
ANY INTERIOR DESIGN?

OH, WELL, NOT
PROFESSIONALLY,

BUT, UH, I HELP MY FRIENDS
WHEN THEY ASK.

WELL, GOOD,

'CAUSE WHEN I FIND A PLACE,
I AM GOING TO NEED SOME HELP.

WOULD YOU BE
LIVING ALONE, OR...

YEAH, WELL, I'M DIVORCED.

OH.

ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY,

I RAN INTO MY EX-WIFE

AT MY DAUGHTER'S GRADUATION,

FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN ABOUT 10 YEARS, SO...

YEAH, THAT WAS SOMETHING.

IT WAS LIKE
RUNNING INTO SOMEBODY

AT A HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, YOU KNOW?

-HOW ABOUT YOU?
-OH, SAME.

I MEAN, I'M DIVORCED,

NOT THE THING ABOUT THE EX-WIFE
AND THE DAUGHTER'S GRADUATION.

[LAUGHS]

WELL, THAT'S GOOD,

'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE
A LITTLE WEIRD.

WELL...

CHEERS.

CHEERS.

TO A GREAT NIGHT.

HONEY,

HOW MUCH WAS THAT
ALARM SYSTEM TODAY?

WHAT, YOU FORGOT ALREADY?

REMIND ME.

$1,700.

BUT WE CAN WORK OUT
A MONTHLY PLAN.

I THINK I'D PREFER TO
TAKE CARE OF IT RIGHT NOW.

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?

BOUGHT A TABLE,

SOLD A TABLE,

BUT THANKS FOR THE LOAN.

WHOA, NOT SO FAST,

WE STILL HAVE THAT JUNK
TO DEAL WITH IN MY GARAGE.

IT'S NOT JUNK.

ARE YOU REALLY COUNTING THAT?

JASON.

WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A GREAT DATE.

IT WAS.

SO I DON'T THINK
I WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN.

WHAT? WHY NOT?

BECAUSE IF I DON'T
SEE HIM AGAIN,

THEN I'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE MEMORY

OF ONE GREAT DATE
WITH A NICE GUY.

OH, YOU'RE CRAZY.

MAYBE, BUT WITH MY LUCK,

HE'LL END UP BEING A POLYGAMIST,

OR A GUY WHO KEEPS LIZARDS AS PETS,

OR A GUY WITH A LINGERIE CLOSET.

[CHUCKLING]

DANI, THAT'S THE GUY.

WHAT, HE'S HERE?

NO, NOT THAT GUY.

THE GUY WHO WAS
FIGHTING WITH MARTIN.

OH, THAT GUY.

YEAH.

-LET'S GO.
-WHAT?

[CAR ENGINE STARTS]

CAN YOU TELL WHAT KIND OF TRUCK?

NO, BUT I DO THINK
YOU SHOULD SLOW DOWN.

I JUST NEED TO GET
A GLIMPSE OF THE PLATE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

I FINALLY MEET A NICE GUY,
AND NOW I'M GOING TO DIE.

IS THAT A "3" OR AN "8"?

IT'S A "3".

OR, IT'S AN "8".

[SIREN WAILING]

[GROANS]

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

[SIREN WAILING]

THAT GUY COULD BE INVOLVED
IN MARTIN'S MURDER.

THAT'S OKAY,

I'M SURE THE NICE
OFFICER WILL UNDERSTAND.

LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE?

DO YOU KNOW HOW
FAST YOU WERE GOING?

50?

ACTUALLY, I CLOCKED YOU
AT 55 IN A 40 ZONE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, MA'AM.

FRANK, HEY, IT'S JENNIFER.

LISTEN, I JUST SAW THE GUY
THAT WAS ARGUING WITH MARTIN.

WE TRIED TO FOLLOW HIM
TO GET A PLATE NUMBER.

HE WAS DRIVING
AN OLD YELLOW PICKUP TRUCK,

I'M NOT SURE WHAT KIND--

YES, I'M LISTENING.

I KNOW.

I KNOW, UM...

I'M SORRY,
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

DETECTIVE LYNWOOD SAYS

WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
FOLLOWING POTENTIAL SUSPECTS.

OH!

I'M SO SURPRISED.

HERE YOU ARE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

ENJOY.

WHOA, THAT'S NICE.

HAIDA GWAII?

COAST SALISH, I THINK,

BUT I HAVE TO GET IT CHECKED OUT.

NICE, THOUGH, HUH?

YEAH.

[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
OOH, HANG ON, INCOMING.

IT'S FROM ALAN.

"THANK YOU FOR A WONDERFUL EVENING.

LET'S DO IT AGAIN. SATURDAY?"

WINKY-FACE.

[GASPS] OOH.

I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE ON SATURDAY.

INVITE HIM.

REALLY?

JASON'S BARBECUING FISH, IT'S EASY.

I DON'T KNOW IF ALAN EATS FISH.

ASK HIM.

IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

OKAY.

DEEP BREATH.

[INHALING DEEPLY]

WHERE ARE YOU?

OH...

OH?

YES?

COULD YOU BE?

AND A STREAM FLOWING IN...

BINGO.

NOW JUST DROP A PIN
ON THE LAKE...

[SIGHS WITH SATISFACTION]

OH, YEAH.

HI.

HI.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

NICE.

IT WAS A LITTLE CREEPY BEFORE.

IT FEELS BETTER NOW THAT...

EVERYTHING CHANGED.

OH, YOU WANT A COFFEE?

I'VE GOT AN ESPRESSO
MACHINE.

OH, I'M FINE, THANK YOU.

LOUISE, I WAS AT A GARAGE SALE
EARLIER TODAY,

AND I SAW THE MAN THAT
WAS ARGUING WITH MARTIN.

REALLY?

WELL, THAT'S KIND OF SCARY.

I CALLED DETECTIVE LYNWOOD,

BUT I JUST THOUGHT
YOU SHOULD KNOW.

OH, THANK YOU.

I GOT
THE SECURITY CAMERAS FIXED,

AND I'M NEVER HERE ALONE.

SAM'S HERE WHENEVER I AM.

I DON'T WORK LATE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

WHO WOULD WANT TO
HARM YOUR HUSBAND?

NO.

BUT MARTIN WAS NEVER
VERY DIPLOMATIC.

IT COULD GET UGLY

IF HE THOUGHT SOMEONE STOLE
A PARKING SPACE

DOWN AT THE MALL.

DID IT EVER GO BEYOND ARGUING?

NO.

HE WAS ALL BARK.

I DON'T KNOW IF THE POLICE
ARE MAKING ANY PROGRESS

WITH THIS AT ALL.

WHAT'S YOUR BEST GUESS?

ROBBERY, MAYBE.

I KNOW MARTIN HAD
SOME GOLD COINS SOMEWHERE.

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO FIND THEM.

HEY, THANKS
FOR COMING OVER,

I TOLD JASON WE'D GET
OUR STUFF OUT OF THE GARAGE.

SURE.

SO, I SPOKE TO ALAN.

AND?

-HE'S COMING ON SATURDAY.
-GREAT.

AND HE'S OKAY WITH FISH.

WELL, I LIKE HIM EVEN MORE.

[CHUCKLES]

I THINK MOST OF THIS STUFF
IS GOING TO GO TO THE SHELTER.

YEAH.

OH, LOOK...

TEDDY BEAR.

OH! OH,
THE EYES ARE REPLACEMENTS.

AND HIS ONE EAR IS NOT ORIGINAL.

NOT WORTH MUCH.

STILL CUTE.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE HIM TO ALLIE?

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

MAYBE SHE'LL DITCH THAT OLD FROG.

WHAT ABOUT THIS SUITCASE?

SHOULD WE DONATE IT
OR PUT IN THE SHOP?

I THINK IT'LL LOOK GOOD
IN THE STORE.

HEY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT
ASKING SUSAN AND FRANK LYNWOOD

TO JOIN US ON SATURDAY.

THAT'S FINE BY ME.

I THINK ALAN WILL BE
MORE COMFORTABLE

WITH ANOTHER COUPLE THERE.

PERFECT.

YOU'VE FAILED ME, MOM.

AND HOW IS THAT?

YOU'VE GOT THE GREAT
ANALYTICAL MIND.

"DOMESTIC DETECTIVE,"

"MOMLOCK HOLMES,"

AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SOLVE A SIMPLE RIDDLE.

OH, NO, I SOLVED IT.

THE POINT IS FOR YOU TO SOLVE IT.

W-WELL, TELL ME!

OKAY, I'LL DO THE DISHES.

OKAY.

SAY THE RIDDLE.

ALL RIGHT, UM,
"THERE IS NO TALLER TO BE FOUND.

"AN OLD SAILOR COULD TAKE ME DOWN

"AND MAKE ME A BOAT TO SAIL AROUND.

HERE EXACT IS FOUND THE GROUND."

"X"

AND WHAT ARE BOATS MADE OF?

UH, FIBERGLASS.

STEEL.

WOOD.

OKAY, WOOD,
LET'S GO WITH WOOD,

SINCE WE'RE THINKING PIRATES.

WHERE DOES WOOD COME FROM?

OH...

IT'S ABOUT A TREE, RIGHT?

YES.

[SIGHING] THERE IS
NO TALLER TO BE FOUND.

SO, I JUST LOOK FOR
THE TALLEST TREE,

AND THERE'S WHERE
THE "X" IS FOUND, RIGHT?

-BINGO.
-MOM, YOU'RE THE BEST!

I GOTTA GO TELL DAD.

OH, WAIT, AREN'T YOU
FORGETTING SOMETHING?

-WHAT, LIKE A HUG?
-OKAY, YEAH, SURE, FINE.

OH, I WILL ALWAYS TAKE A HUG,

BUT I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE DISHES.

GOOD JOB.

TA-DAH!

[GASPS]

SHE'LL LOVE IT.

YEAH.

SHE'S IN THE PLAYROOM.

I'LL GET US
A COUPLE GLASSES OF WINE.

I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT
THIS NEW GUY YOU MET.

AND THESE DIMPLES...

[SIGHING] OH, THE DIMPLES.

HELLO, MISS.

WHATCHA UP TO, SWEETIE?

JUST COLORING
MY BEANSTALK BOOK.

MM-HMM.

WHAT'S IN THE BAG?

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I HAVE SOMETHING IN THE BAG?

'CAUSE YOU LIKE TO SURPRISE ME.

OH. I BROUGHT YOU
A FRIEND FOR FROGGY.

THANK YOU, DANI!

WHAT'S HIS NAME?

I THINK IT'S "TEDDY".

HE'S A REAL TEDDY BEAR,
HE'S VERY OLD.

[GIGGLES]

I LOVE HIM.

HE'S GOING RIGHT NEXT TO FROGGY.

AW...

BEST HUGGER IN THE WORLD.

[♪]

HMM, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR TUMMY?

I'M NOT GIVING YOU ACCESS
TO THE FORENSIC DETAILS.

OKAY, HOW ABOUT I GUESS,

AND YOU NOD YOUR HEAD
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER?

UH, HOW ABOUT NO?

GIVEN THE STRUGGLE
IN THE OFFICE,

I HAVE TO ASSUME THERE ARE
FINGERPRINTS EVERYWHERE.

I LOVE THE PANCAKES HERE.

ME, TOO,

AND IF THERE WAS DNA

UNDER MARTIN'S FINGERNAILS,

YOU STILL NEED TO FIND
A SUSPECT TO MATCH IT TO.

CAN YOU PASS THE SYRUP THERE?

CLEARLY WASN'T PRE-MEDITATED.

OH, YOU THINK?

THE KILLER DIDN'T
HAVE A WEAPON.

HE FOUND IT THERE.

[CHUCKLES]

YOU KNOW, I MUST ADMIT,

YOU'VE SURE GOT
A MIND FOR THIS STUFF.

PROBLEM IS

THIS IS THE REAL WORLD,

PEOPLE GET HURT.

YOU KNOW, TRAILING SOMEBODY

BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY MIGHT
BE A SUSPECT IN A CRIME

IS A BAD IDEA.

I KNOW.

YOU KNOW?

I DO, I REALLY DO.

WE WERE A LONG WAY BACK,

AND MY INTENT WAS TO GET
A LICENSE PLATE NUMBER.

OUTSIDE OF AN ARGUMENT
A FEW HOURS BEFORE THE MURDER,

WE HAVE NOTHING
TO TIE HIM TO THIS CASE.

PRETTY INTENSE ARGUMENT.

DO YOU HAVE OTHER SUSPECTS?

[CHUCKLES]

ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT WE KNOW,

OR AT LEAST WHAT I CAN TELL YOU.

MARTIN MOST LIKELY

HAD NO RELATIONSHIP
TO THE KILLER.

SOMEHOW, SOMEBODY
GAINED ACCESS TO THE OFFICE.

COULD'VE JUMPED A FENCE,

MARTIN POSSIBLY COULD HAVE
BUZZED HIM INTO THE PROPERTY.

EITHER WAY,

GUY DEMANDS CASH,
WHATEVER.

STRUGGLE ENSUES,

MARTIN WINDS UP DEAD.

BUT YOU SAID YOURSELF

THERE WAS MONEY LEFT IN THE DESK.

YEAH, BUT THERE COULD
HAVE BEEN OTHER MONEY,

MARTIN COULD HAVE HAD CASH
IN SOME FILES.

GOLD COINS, OTHER VALUABLES.

HIS WIFE SAID HE HAD
LITTLE STASHES LIKE THAT

ALL OVER THE HOUSE.

WHY NOT AT THE OFFICE, TOO?

WHAT ABOUT HER?

LOUISE FOLEY?

IS SHE A SUSPECT?

SPOUSE IS ALWAYS A SUSPECT.

MARTIN TOLD ME
THEY WERE GETTING A DIVORCE.

NOT FRIENDLY.

SHE WANTED HALF THE BUSINESS AND THEIR HOUSE.

THAT'S A CLASSIC, CLASSIC MOTIVE.

I HIGHLY DOUBT SHE WOULD HAVE
TAKEN MARTIN IN A FIGHT.

SHE COULD'VE HIRED SOMEONE.

COULD HAVE.

DO YOU KNOW VERN MILLER?

CASUALLY.

HE HAS A SECOND-HAND STORE,
MORE LIKE A THRIFT SHOP.

HE WAS AT THE AUCTION.

I KNOW.

IS VERN A SUSPECT?

WELL, SOME PEOPLE
AT THE AUCTION SAID

HE WAS PRETTY ANGRY.

WAS HE?

MORE ABOUT THE UNITS
COSTING SO MUCH MONEY.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HIS
RELATIONSHIP WITH MARTIN WAS.

HMM.

IF YOU THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE,
YOU JUST LET ME KNOW.

OH, HEY,
YOU'RE GOING TO GET THIS?

THANKS SO MUCH.

YOU ARE THE BEST.

[DANI]:
IT'S ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.

[ALAN]: I KNOW.

THESE FLOORS LOOK LIKE
RECLAIMED MAPLE.

YEAH, OLD FARMHOUSE, I THINK.

PRETTY COOL, HUH?

IT'S VERY NICE.

YEAH.

ARE YOU REALLY
GOING TO BUY IT?

I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE.

JUST TRYING TO ENVISION IT
DONE AND LIVABLE.

MM-HMM.

YOU'VE GOT A COUPLE PIECES AT THE STORE

THAT WOULD REALLY WORK IN HERE.

-THE CURIO CABINET?
-EXACTLY.

YEAH, ANYTHING ARTS AND CRAFTS

WOULD BE AMAZING.

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

SO, WHAT ELSE YOU GOT HIDDEN AWAY?

I MEAN, YOU MUST STORE
YOUR OVERFLOW SOMEWHERE.

WE HAVE A STORAGE
AT THE BACK OF THE SHOP...

AND THEN WE RENT A SPACE
FOR EVERYTHING ELSE.

BUT WE MIGHT HAVE SOME THINGS,
I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A PEEK.

NOW, LOOK AT THIS.

[GASPING]
COFFERED CEILING,

LOOKS GREAT.

BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

LOOK AT THIS.

TRAVERTINE.

OOH...

[LAUGHING]

ITALIAN?

I THINK SO, YEAH.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

SHOULD I DO IT?

I WAS ABLE TO RECONSTRUCT
SOME OF THE MISSING FILES.

THE ONE I WAS REALLY
INTERESTED IN

WAS THE LIST OF CUSTOMERS

WHO MIGHT HAVE DEFAULTED
ON THEIR UNITS.

THERE'S QUITE A FEW HERE.

WE HAD SIX AUCTIONS
IN THREE YEARS.

38 UNITS SOLD.

HAS DETECTIVE LYNWOOD SEEN THIS?

YEAH, I ALREADY GAVE HIM A COPY.

YOU CAN KEEP THAT IF YOU WANT.

GREAT.

IF HE CAN PUT A PICTURE TO A NAME,

I MIGHT BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE
THE MAN MARTIN WAS ARGUING WITH.

THAT'S WHAT I'M HOPING FOR.

[SIGHS AWKWARDLY]

THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE, I'M...

I'M HESITANT TO ASK,

BUT IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME.

WHAT IS IT?

WERE YOU AND MARTIN...

GETTING A DIVORCE?

DID HE TELL YOU THAT?

HE DID.

DID YOU REALLY KNOW HIM?

ONLY FROM THE SELF-STORAGE.

I LIVED WITH THE MAN
FOR 25 YEARS,

PUT UP WITH HIS NONSENSE.

IT GOT WORSE AS HE GOT OLDER.

HE THREATENED TO DIVORCE ME
IF I EVEN ARGUED WITH HIM,

OR EXPRESSED A VIEWPOINT OF MY OWN.

OH...

I'M SORRY, I HAD NO IDEA.

BUT WE WEREN'T ABOUT
TO GET DIVORCED,

I WASN'T BROUGHT UP THAT WAY.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
BOTHERING YOU?

NO.

GOOD.

I CAME HERE

BECAUSE YOU MAY HAVE SEEN
THE MAN WHO KILLED MY HUSBAND.

HIS NAME MAY BE
SOMEWHERE IN THAT FILE.

[GPS]: YOU HAVE ARRIVED
AT YOUR DESTINATION.

ONE, TWO,

THREE, FOUR, FIVE.

[SIGHS]

[CHUCKLES]
BURIED TREASURE?

ON MY PROPERTY?

YEAH, YEAH, LOOK, IF I'M RIGHT,

"X" MARKS THE SPOT

AT FIVE PACES FROM THE BASE OF THAT TREE.

OH, WAIT, HAS THAT ALWAYS
BEEN THE TALLEST TREE?

WHY WOULD I TELL YOU THAT?

BECAUSE I'D SHARE THE TREASURE?

TERMS?

I'D GIVE YOU 25%.

I'D LET YOU KEEP 25%.

THAT'S... A LOT.

COUNTER?

50-50.

PARTNERS.

FAIR ENOUGH.

COOL.

HOW DEEP DO YOU WANT TO GO?

OH, UM, I'M NOT SURE.

THREE FEET.

ANY DEEPER, I'D HAVE TO
TALK TO YOUR PARENTS.

OH, HEY, CAN I BORROW A SHOVEL?

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

SO, HOW FAST DO THOSE
ELEVATORS TRAVEL?

WELL, IN THE NEW SKYSCRAPERS,
20 MILES AN HOUR.

NO WAY.

HOW DO YOU ENGINEER
SOMETHING LIKE THAT

TO BE SAFE?

MULTIPLE CABLES.

THEY CAN EACH HOLD
10 TIMES THEIR DESIGN LOAD.

IT'S VERY, VERY SAFE.

THAT'S AMAZING.

I'D BE WAY MORE WORRIED ABOUT
BEING TRAPPED INSIDE ONE.

RIGHT? I READ ABOUT A GUY

WHO GOT STUCK
IN HIS OFFICE ELEVATOR

FOR AN ENTIRE WEEKEND.

[GASPS OF HORROR]
WHAT?

THAT IS MY NIGHTMARE.

DIDN'T ANYONE MISS HIM?

-HEY, EVERYBODY.
-HEY, LOGAN.

HEY, HONEY,
DID YOU FIND IT?

NO, NO, NOT YET.

I DIDN'T KNOW
YOUR SON WAS A COAL MINER.

[LAUGHTER]

LOGAN, THIS IS ALAN BERNARD.

-ALAN, THIS IS LOGAN.
-HEY.

WELL, TELL HIM WHY
YOU'RE DIRTY.

OH, YEAH, I'M DIGGING
FOR BURIED TREASURE.

I FOUND A MAP, AND...

ARR, MATEY!

I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT'S REAL.

NO, NO, NOT AT ALL,
NOT AT ALL, GO FOR IT.

-I HOPE YOU FIND SOMETHING.
-DID YOU GET PERMISSION?

YEAH, YEAH,

BUT HE WON'T LET ME DIG
DEEPER THAN THREE FEET

WITHOUT TALKING TO YOU.

GOOD, BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT YOU
GETTING IN OVER YOUR HEAD.

[LAUGHTER]

OOH...

'CAUSE I'M IN THE HOLE, THAT'S-THAT'S...

I GET IT.

I'M STARVING, BY THE WAY.

NO, NO, IN THE GARAGE,
DROP THE DIRTY CLOTHES,

THERE'S A CLEAN CHANGE
IN THE DRYER.

WASH YOUR HANDS, YOUR FACE,
AND THEN YOU CAN EAT.

OKAY, OKAY.

THANK YOU.

[GRIMACING] UGH.

[CHUCKLES]

IS HE REALLY DIGGING FOR TREASURE?

YES.

MUST BE IN THE GENES.

WE GO TO GARAGE SALES
LOOKING FOR BURIED TREASURE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

AND WHAT TREASURES
HAVE YOU FOUND?

OH.

THE FEDERAL TABLE.

THAT'S RIGHT,

WE RECENTLY BOUGHT
AN ABANDONED STORAGE UNIT,

HAD A SMALL TABLE WORTH $3,000.

[GASPS OF WONDER]

WOW, THAT IS TREASURE.

YES, AND IT WAS BURIED WAY IN THE BACK.

HEY, ALAN,

ISN'T THAT KIND OF LIKE
WHAT YOU DO

WHEN YOU'RE FOR OLD HOUSES
AND TRYING TO FIX THEM UP?

UH... WELL,
WHEN I LOOK AT FOR A HOUSE,

YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE
ANYTHING BURIED.

BURIED MEANS PROBLEMS.

WHERE DID YOU GROW UP?

CHICAGO.

STILL A BIG WHITE SOX FAN.

OH, MAN, BOO.

AWKWARD.

OH, COME ON, NOW.

WELL, TO BURIED TREASURE.

TO YOUR NEW HOUSE.

TO GOOD HEALTH.

AH, PURA VIDA.

PURA...?

"PURA VIDA,"
DOES THAT MEAN "PURE LIFE?"

UH, CLOSE.

UM... "GOOD LIFE".

OH, WELL, THEN, "GOOD LIFE".

GOOD LIFE.

[CLINKING GLASSES,
MURMURING IN AGREEMENT]

I'LL DRINK TO THAT,
ALL RIGHT.

[LAUGHING AND CHATTING]

GOOD MORNING.

HI, HONEY.

SWEETIE, ARE YOU ON-SITE TODAY
OR IN THE OFFICE?

OFFICE.

WE'RE HAVING A PROBLEM
WITH THE SUPPLIER,

SO PHONE CONFERENCES.

HOME FOR DINNER?

LATE.

I'M GOING TREASURE HUNTING
AFTER WORK.

UGH, PLEASE CHANGE
IN THE GARAGE.

OH, I DON'T PLAN ON DIGGING.

I'LL BE SUPERVISING.

SERIOUSLY, HOW DEEP CAN HE
GO?

I THINK BLISTERS ON HANDS,
SUN ON HEAD

WILL DETERMINE
DEPTH OF EXCAVATION.

SO, MAYBE FOUR FEET?

HE COULD DO FIVE
IF THE DIRT IS SOFT.

WELL, HOW ABOUT
YOU TREASURE HUNTERS

BRING SOME PIZZA HOME
FOR DINNER?

YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANT TO HELP US DIG?

HMM, BLISTERS ON HANDS
AND SUN ON HEAD?

I DON'T DIG IT.

REALLY?

[GIGGLES]

REALLY.

LOVE YOU.

LOVE YOU MORE.

[KNOCK ON WINDOW]

OH!

OH, I'M SORRY.

SORRY.

[SIGHING]

OH, I'M IN TROUBLE.

OH, COME ON...

WHAT DOES THAT SAY?

OH, COME ON, DON'T GO SO FAST.

347...

1J2.

GOT IT.

LOUISE.

OH, WOW.

HOW SURE ARE YOU
THAT IT WAS HIM?

100%.

AND IT WAS
LOUISE FOLEY'S GARAGE?

YES, AND I'M ASSUMING HE HAD
HIS OWN GARAGE-DOOR OPENER.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE PLATE?

347 1J2.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE
WHAT WE CAN FIND.

[BEEPS]

IS THAT HIM?

YES.

THAT'S THE GUY
I SAW ARGUING WITH MARTIN.

KARL CONROY.

OUTSTANDING WARRANTS,

FAILURE TO APPEAR, PETTY THEFT,
SIMPLE ASSAULT.

I MEAN, THIS IS NO CHOIR BOY,

BUT HE'S NOT A MURDERER, EITHER.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW

WHETHER TO BE
COMPLETELY UPSET WITH YOU

FOR PUTTING YOURSELF IN HARM'S WAY,

OR HAPPY THAT YOU MAY HAVE
FOUND A BREAK IN THE CASE.

LET'S GO WITH HAPPY.

JASON WILL COVER THE OTHER.

YOU HAVE CERTAIN TALENTS
THAT MAYBE I WISH YOU DIDN'T.

WHAT'S HIS NAME?

KARL CONROY.

AND FRANK REALLY THINKS
HE MIGHT BE INVOLVED?

HE'S QUESTIONING HIM.

LOUISE LIED TO ME.

MARTIN DID, TOO,
FOR THAT MATTER.

THAT ARGUMENT
WASN'T WITH A CUSTOMER

WHO WAS ANGRY ABOUT
LOSING HIS STORAGE UNIT.

NO, IT WAS WITH THE MAN

WHO WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH HIS WIFE.

IT'S THE PERFECT MOTIVE.

KARL AND LOUISE
GET RID OF MARTIN,

AND THEY GET THE ENTIRE BUSINESS
PLUS THE HOUSE.

CONROY MAY HAVE BEEN ACTING
ENTIRELY ON HIS OWN, YOU KNOW.

MAYBE.

DOESN'T SEEM LIKELY, THOUGH.

"LOOSE STONES TAKEN
IN BRAZEN DAYLIGHT ROBBERY

"AT COLLINS JEWELLERY.

THE SUSPECTS LATER FOUND DEAD
FROM GUNSHOT WOUNDS."

YOUNG COUPLE CAME IN THE STORE,

LOOKING FOR A VERY
EXPENSIVE ENGAGEMENT RING,

BUT THEY WERE JUST USING THE STORE

AS A MEANS TO GAIN ACCESS
TO THE COURIER TRUCK.

THE YOUNG COUPLE...

HORRIBLE.

SHOT TO DEATH.

BODIES FOUND IN A CAR.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT BECAME OF THE DIAMONDS?

PROBABLY CUT INTO SMALLER-SIZED STONES.

IT'S EASIER TO SELL THAT WAY,

BUT THE VALUE
IS GREATLY DIMINISHED.

THESE WERE 3-5 KARAT DIAMONDS
OF EXCEPTIONAL QUALITY.

WHY ARE YOU SO CURIOUS ABOUT THIS?

OH, I HAVE A SECOND-HAND ANTIQUE STORE.

RAGS TO RICHES?

I RECENTLY GOT THIS BOOK ON DIAMONDS,

AND INSIDE, THERE WAS
AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE ROBBERY.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN

FASCINATED BY DIAMONDS.

WELL, THIS WAS FIVE YEARS AGO.

THOSE DIAMONDS ARE LONG GONE.

IF SOMEONE GOT THE PROPER TOOLS,

COULD YOU CUT THEM YOURSELF?

[CHUCKLES DOUBTFULLY]

ONE WRONG CUT,
AND I'D RUIN THE DIAMOND.

YOU'D NEED A MASTER CUTTER,

AND ONE WITHOUT ETHICS
OR REGARD FOR THE LAW.

HMM.

NOT SOMEONE YOU'D FIND ON YELP.

NO, YOU'D HAVE TO
GO TO MUMBAI OR ANTWERP

AND YOU WOULD HAVE TO

SMUGGLE THE DIAMONDS
INTO THE COUNTRY FIRST.

ANTWERP,

THAT'S BELGIUM, ISN'T IT?

MM-HMM.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

[DANI]:
HI, YOU'VE REACHED DANIELLE.

PLEASE LEAVE ME A MESSAGE.

HEY, DANI, I KNOW YOU'RE
ON A DATE, BUT CALL ME.

I HAVE SOME THOUGHTS ABOUT
THAT STORAGE UNIT WE BOUGHT.

ONE, NEWSPAPER PADDING
FROM FIVE YEARS AGO.

DIAMOND ROBBERY,
FIVE YEARS AGO.

TWO, BALANCING SCALES AND TOOLS
THAT A JEWELER MIGHT HAVE.

THREE,

MONEY FROM BELGIUM.

BUT WHY MONEY FROM COSTA RICA?

FOUR, BOOK ON DIAMONDS.

FIVE...

NEWSPAPER ARTICLE
ON DIAMOND ROBBERY

AND DEATH OF SUSPECTS.

PURA VIDA...

PURA VIDA...

"LA PURA VIDA,"
LITERALLY "'PURE LIFE,

"GOOD LIFE'.

A POPULAR SAYING USED IN COSTA RICA."

[LAUGHTER ECHOES]

TO GOOD HEALTH.

PURA VIDA.

[CHUCKLES]

"PURA VIDA,"
DOES THAT MEAN "PURE LIFE"?

UH, CLOSE, UH...
"GOOD LIFE".

ALAN...

ALAN BERNARD,
ALAN BERNARD,

ALAN BERNARD...

NO ALAN BERNARD
ON LOUISE'S LIST.

[SIGHS]

"D.B."

D.B., D.B., D.B., D.B....

DERRICK BROOKS.

[GASPS]

OH, WOW, THIS IS REALLY NICE.

THANK YOU.

NOW, THERE'S A BOTTLE OF
WINE IN THE FRIDGE

THAT NEEDS OPENING,

OKAY.

AND GLASSES ARE IN THE RACK.

ALL RIGHT, I CAN DO THAT.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

OKAY.

YOU HAVE A CORKSCREW ANYWHERE?

TOP RIGHT-HAND DRAWER OF THE ISLAND.

THE ISLAND, TOP RIGHT.

COLD ENOUGH?

YEAH, IT'S PERFECT.

ABSOLUTELY.

THIS IS A REALLY CUTE
PICTURE OF THE BEAR.

YEAH, THAT'S MY GODCHILD.

YEAH, WELL, SHE'S CUTE, TOO.

[LAUGHS]

THE BEAR IN THE SHOP
WAS ALL ORIGINAL.

THIS ONE WE FOUND
IN A STORAGE UNIT.

IT HAD BEEN
REFURBISHED A LITTLE.

WELL, THAT'LL KILL ITS VALUE.

YES, IT WILL.

YEAH.

I HAD A WONDERFUL EVENING.

SO DID I.

THAT'S VERY NICE.

IT WAS VERY NICE.

I GOTTA GO.

WHY?

BECAUSE IF I DON'T LEAVE NOW,

I'LL PROBABLY STAY A LONG TIME.

OKAY.

-I'VE GOT A BIG MORNING.
-RIGHT.

I'LL CALL YOU, OKAY?

[TEXT MESSAGE ALERT SOUNDING]

[PHONE RINGS]

HI, JENN.

DANI, IS HE THERE?
SAY YES OR NO.

HE JUST LEFT,

BUT IT WAS REALLY WEIRD.

DANI, IT'S HIS STORAGE UNIT WE BOUGHT.

HIS NAME IS DERRICK BROOKS,

AND SOMEWHERE IN ALL THAT STUFF
ARE SOME DIAMONDS.

OH, NO.

-OH, THAT COULD EXPLAIN IT.
-WHAT?

COULD THE DIAMONDS
BE IN THE BEAR?

HE SAW THE PICTURE OF ALLIE AND THE BEAR,

AND HE COULDN'T GET OUT OF
HERE FAST ENOUGH,

AND HE TOOK THE ENVELOPE
WITH MARYANNE'S ADDRESS ON IT.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

DANI, CALL MARYANNE,

TELL HER TO GRAB ALLIE
AND GET OUT OF THAT HOUSE.

I'M CALLING FRANK.

FRANK, IT'S JENNIFER AGAIN.

I'M ON MY WAY
TO 145 SYCAMORE STREET.

ALAN BERNARD
IS ON HIS WAY THERE, TOO.

I THINK THAT HE'S THE ONE
THAT KILLED MARTIN.

MARYANNE AND ALLIE
COULD BE IN GRAVE DANGER.

PLEASE CALL ME BACK, FRANK.

I'M CALLING 911.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

HELLO?

ALLIE, IT'S AUNTIE DANI, HONEY.

IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT
I TALK TO MOMMY RIGHT NOW.

SHE'S IN THE SHOWER.

WANT ME TO HAVE HER CALL YOU
WHEN SHE GETS OUT?

NO, HONEY, RIGHT NOW,

TAKE THE PHONE UP TO MOMMY,

AND TELL HER IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

-OKAY.
-RUN.

CAREFUL.

YES, DANI, I'M GOING
STRAIGHT TO MY CAR.

[KEYS JINGLING]

[SCREAMS]

[DANI]: MARYANNE?

PUT THE PHONE DOWN.

[DANI]: HELLO?

-PUT THE PHONE DOWN.
-[DANI]: MARYANNE!

JUST TAKE WHAT YOU WANT,

MY PURSE
IS RIGHT THERE,

THERE'S AN ATM CARD--

SHH, SHH, SHH...

[SIGHS]

WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE
STUFFED TEDDY BEAR?

HMM?

IN MY PLAYROOM.

OKAY.

IT'S ONLY GOING TO
TAKE TWO SECONDS,

NO ONE'S GOING TO GET HURT,

BUT I THINK WE SHOULD ALL
GO LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER, OKAY?

LET'S GO.

LET'S GO.

WOW.

YOU HAVE LOTS OF NICE
STUFFED ANIMALS, DON'T YOU?

AH...

THERE HE IS.

WHERE ARE MY DIAMONDS?

THEY'RE NOT REAL.

THEY'RE TOY DIAMONDS.

OKAY.

WHERE ARE MY TOY DIAMONDS, SWEETIE-PIE?

HMM?

IN MY JEWELRY BOX.

THANK YOU.

WHY, YES, THEY ARE.

THANK YOU.

THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY.

[CHUCKLES]

WELL, WE DON'T HAVE
MUCH TIME, THEN, DO WE?

YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST
GOING TO TAKE THE DIAMONDS,

AND LEAVE, BUT...

UNFORTUNATELY, NOW I HAVE
THREE EYE-WITNESSES.

FOUR.

[CHUCKLES]

PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING.

YOU WON'T GET TWO STEPS
OUT THE FRONT DOOR.

I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK, DANI.

DERRICK!

[SCREAMING]

GIVE ME A REASON.

I'M GOING TO PICK UP THESE DIAMONDS,

THEN I'M GOING TO WALK OUT THAT DOOR.

I DON'T THINK SO.

YOU KNOW, SHOOTING SOMEBODY
IS A LOT HARDER THAN YOU THINK,

TRUST ME, I KNOW.

IT'S GOING TO MAKE
A NICE A LIFE-LONG MEMORY

FOR THAT LITTLE GIRL, TOO,
DON'T YOU THINK?

[WHISPERING] MARYANNE,
GET HER OUT OF HERE.

LET'S GO.

SHE WILL SHOOT YOU.

NO, I DOUBT IT.

ONE MORE STEP, JERK.

[FIRES, CHANDELIER SMASHES]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW CLOSE YOU CAME.

I GOT IT, DANI.

PUT THE GUN DOWN
BEFORE YOU HURT SOMEBODY.

[GENTLY] DANI...

DANI, PUT THE GUN DOWN.

PUT THE GUN DOWN.

FACE DOWN
ON THE FLOOR.

NOW.

[BREATHING HARD]

YOU OKAY?

YEAH. YEAH...

[GROANING]

REMEMBER AT DINNER,

HE SAID HE WAS A WHITE SOX FAN?

YEAH, BUT HE ALSO SAID
HE GREW UP IN CHICAGO.

YES, BUT WHEN HE CAME TO THE SHOP,

HE SAID HE WAS A CUBS FAN.

YOU'RE ONE OR THE OTHER,

YOU'RE NEVER BOTH.

ALL RIGHT,

I GOTTA HEAD DOWN
TO THE STATION RIGHT NOW

TO PROCESS HIM.

TOMORROW,

I'M COMING BY THE SHOP FIRST THING

TO GET FULL STATEMENTS.

HOW IS SHE?

FAST ASLEEP.

HER BIGGEST CONCERN
WAS GETTING THE BEAR BACK.

AW...

OH. RIGHT.

UH...

WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE
IN EVIDENCE FOR A WHILE,

BUT WE'LL...

9:00 A.M. TOMORROW?

YES. 9:00 A.M.

I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

HEY, YOU MISSED
ALL THE GUNPLAY.

DANI THERE, WELL, SHE WAS
DOING ALL THE SHOOTING,

BUT YOUR WIFE,

WELL, SHE WAS JUMPING ON A BAD GUY

AFTER THROWING
A BASEBALL BAT IN HIS FACE.

[SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION]

WOULD YOU TAKE HER HOME, PLEASE,

AND MAKE SURE
SHE STAYS THERE?

ALRIGHT.

[CLEARING THROAT]
JENN?

OH, HI, HONEY.

BEFORE YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS,
LET ME EXPLAIN --

I AM JUST HAPPY YOU'RE SAFE.

OH...

I'M OKAY.

NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU HOME.

YOU TOO,

GUEST BEDROOM.

ARE YOU GOING TO BE OKAY?

YEAH, DAVID'S ON HIS WAY HOME,

AND I HAVE A BOTTLE OF WINE

THAT NEEDS DRINKING.

I REALLY THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOING TO SHOOT HIM.

SHOULD HAVE.

HONEY.

I'M JUST SAYING.

DERRICK BROOKS.

I PUT THAT NAME INTO THE COMPUTER,

-AND UP POPS--
-ALAN BERNARD.

YOUNGER.

AND AN ARTICLE THAT SAYS
HE IS PRESUMED DEAD

IN A BOATING ACCIDENT.

NO BODY FOUND.

FIVE YEARS AGO.

SO, HE MASTERMINDS A JEWEL HEIST,

KILLS HIS PARTNERS,

FAKES HIS DEATH.

PUTS THE DIAMONDS
SAFELY IN A STORAGE UNIT,

MOVES TO COSTA RICA,

THINKING HE'LL COME BACK YEARS LATER,

WHEN THE HEIST AND THE MURDERS
HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN.

HE WAS THEN PLANNING
ON GOING TO BELGIUM,

OR INDIA,

TO HAVE THE DIAMONDS CUT DOWN.

AND THE STORAGE UNIT
WAS PAID BY CREDIT CARD

THAT WAS ON AUTO-PAY.

YES, AND WHEN I SIGNED
FOR THE STORAGE UNIT,

I NOTICED THAT THAT CREDIT CARD
HAD BEEN CANCELED

DUE TO FOREIGN TRANSACTIONS.

AND BY THE TIME ALAN FOUND OUT,
IT WAS TOO LATE.

HE SHOWS UP AFTER THE AUCTION,

DEMANDS TO KNOW WHO BOUGHT HIS STUFF...

GET THAT CHECK
OUT OF MY FACE!

MARTIN WON'T TELL HIM.

A FIGHT ESCALATES...

MARTIN ENDS UP DEAD.

ALAN THEN TEARS THROUGH THE FILES,

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE
PERSON WHO HAS HIS STUFF.

THEN... HE PUT THE BODY
IN THE EMPTY UNIT,

AND LOCKED IT
WITH THE STORAGE LOCK.

AND THAT EXPLAINS THE
BREAK-IN
HERE AT THE SHOP,

AND WHY NOTHING WAS TAKEN.

HE WAS ONLY INTERESTED
IN THAT SUITCASE

WITH THE BEAR IN IT.

WHICH WAS SITTING IN MY GARAGE.

HE KEPT TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT

WHERE WE KEPT OUR EXCESS INVENTORY.

AND BY THE WAY,

THE ITEMS FROM THAT AUCTION
ARE NOW EVIDENCE.

WHAT?

AND THAT TABLE YOU SOLD?

OH, DON'T SAY IT.

YOU HAVE TO GET IT BACK.

WELL...

I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA
WANT THIS BACK, TOO.

MARYANNE BROUGHT IT BY.

THEY MUST HAVE MISSED IT LAST NIGHT.

YEAH, I GUESS SO.

WOW.

THANK YOU.

MM.

I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

NO, YOU DON'T.

ANYONE WOULD HAVE BEEN SUSPICIOUS

AFTER WHAT YOU SAW.

JENNIFER,

MY MARRIAGE WITH MARTIN
WAS OVER A LONG TIME AGO,

BUT HE WOULDN'T ACCEPT
THAT I HAD FOUND SOMEONE NEW.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN

I WANTED ANY HARM
TO COME TO HIM.

I WAS HORRIFIED
AT WHAT HAPPENED.

I UNDERSTAND,

BUT I FEEL SO BADLY
THAT I SUSPECTED YOU.

ISN'T THE SPOUSE ALWAYS
THE MOST LIKELY SUSPECT?

I KNEW HOW IT LOOKED,

BUT THANKS TO YOU,

THE MAN WHO DID THIS
HAS BEEN CAUGHT.

[SHOVEL RASPING]

VERY NICE.

AND I SEE YOU'RE HELPING.

I AM. I'M THE SAFETY ENGINEER.

[CHUCKLING, SHOVEL THUDS]

HEY, I-I HIT SOMETHING!

I HIT SOMETHING!

OKAY, NOW I'M DIGGING.

HEY, HON, CAN YOU GRAB HENRY?

HE'S UP AT THE HOUSE.

HE'S PART OWNER OF WHATEVER WE FIND.

YOU GOT IT.

COME ON, DAD.

ALRIGHT, FINALLY.

OH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

LET'S GET AROUND THE HOLE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,
BUT THEY FOUND SOMETHING.

WELL, IT'S PROBABLY
SOME OLD TRASH.

A TREASURE CHEST.

A REAL TREASURE CHEST.

OH... MY.

OPEN IT, DAD.

HENRY?

OKAY.

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

IT'S ALL FAKE.

PLEASE.

LOOK UNDER IT.

I REMEMBER.

IT WAS MY SON'S EIGHTH BIRTHDAY.

IT WAS GOING TO BE A PIRATE PARTY.

BUT THERE WAS A POLIO SCARE,

AND EVERYONE WANTED
THEIR KIDS SAFE AT HOME.

WE WERE ALL FRIGHTENED,

AND THE PARTY WAS FORGOTTEN.

A FRIEND OF MINE MADE THAT MAP,

BURIED THE BOX.

WE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE.

IT WAS SO LONG AGO.

THIS IS A LETTER

FROM MY WIFE

TO OUR SON.

BOTH HAVE PASSED.

[SNIFFLES]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME.

OH, HENRY.

WE'RE SO HAPPY WE COULD HELP YOU FIND IT.

AREN'T WE, LOGAN?

YEAH. VERY HAPPY.

I'M SORRY
THERE'S NO PIRATE TREASURE.

BUT I SEE YOU'RE PRETTY
HANDY WITH A SHOVEL.

[CHUCKLING]

AND IF YOU'D LIKE TO EARN SOME MONEY,

I DO HAVE SOME YARD WORK NEEDS DOING.

[AWKWARDLY]
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

LOGAN'S TOLD ME
ABOUT YOUR SHOP,

AND, UH...

I HAVE AN ATTIC HERE

THAT NOBODY'S BEEN IN
FOR, LIKE, 50 YEARS.

ARE YOU INTERESTED?

OH, NO.

ALWAYS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK'S UP THERE?

FURNITURE, AND BOXES, AND JUNK,

AND MY COMIC BOOK COLLECTION.

WAIT, WAIT, YOUR COLLECTION?

WELL, I WAS YOUNG ONCE.

I USED TO BUY THEM ALL
WHEN THEY FIRST CAME OUT,

I THINK THEY'RE ALL FIRST EDITIONS.

DO YOU WANT 'EM?

[♪]