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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Created and Encoded by -- Bokutox -- of www.YIFY-TORRENTS.com. The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. 2 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:41,684 So... I'm pretty good at archery. 3 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:46,439 That'll be useful if you ever have a time machine 4 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:50,693 and your time machine breaks, and you're stuck in the Medieval Ages. 5 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:53,613 You're funny. It's weird. 6 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:56,449 Yeah. I'm weird. 7 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,576 Me too. 8 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:02,872 Yeah, right. Everyone loves you and your dad's like famous, or something. 9 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:08,085 My parents are getting a divorce, that's why I had to go to camp, so... 10 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,343 - Are you crying? - No. 11 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:19,096 Jesus. 12 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:29,816 Look... I'm not really an affectionate person. 13 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:37,740 People aren't meant to be together forever. 14 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,618 You think so? 15 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,411 Yeah. 16 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,084 Can I finger you? 17 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:49,418 No. 18 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:50,753 OK. 19 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:21,742 - Come on, baby, I got ya! - Don't drop me! 20 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,589 Hey! Hey! 21 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,299 Patrice! 22 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:41,178 Oh, my God! I told you that this was a pajama party. 23 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,681 What are you wearing? What is this? 24 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:47,310 You're wearing actual long johns? What?! 25 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,395 This is a frat party. 26 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,148 You just have to be drunk and look hot. 27 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,233 Watch and learn. 28 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:58,487 Hey. Hey! 29 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:01,240 I'm so drunk! 30 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:09,540 Drink! Drink! Drink! 31 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,670 Hey, do you know that girl? 32 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,172 The sexy pioneer? 33 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,720 I think I know her. 34 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:28,351 I'd have sex with a pioneer. For sure. 35 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,478 A hungry pioneer lost on the trail. 36 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,858 - Do I know you? - Hi, Adam Franklin of Camp Weehawken. 37 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:38,319 I'm Emma Kurtzman. You tried to finger me? 38 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:44,367 Yeah. Wow! Do you go here? Why? 39 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:47,203 - What are you doing at a party of frat? - No. I go to MIT, 40 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:50,539 but I have this family thing, and I grew up in Ann Arbor. 41 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,834 MIT? Wow. So you grew up to be a lot smarter than me. 42 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:56,837 Yeah, sometimes my neck gets sore. 43 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:00,466 - Why? - 'Cause my brain's so big. 44 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,265 I agree, it didn't work. Drop it. 45 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,686 I like you. 46 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:14,605 What? Why? You don't even know me. 47 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,274 I like you. 48 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:23,656 I have to go to this stupid thing tomorrow. You wanna come with me? 49 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:29,328 Yeah, sure. I'll come with you. 50 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,789 - What is it? - Some stupid thing. 51 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,378 I wanted to leave you with something David said to me 52 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,422 almost every day at the lab. 53 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,424 It's Einstein. 54 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,010 "There are only two ways to live your life. 55 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,054 One, as if nothing is a miracle. 56 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:50,725 The other, as if everything is a miracle." 57 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:55,438 For David, there was no bigger miracle than his family. 58 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:59,567 His daughters, Emma and Katie, and his wife, Sandra. 59 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:07,992 Mom? 60 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,161 I want you to meet Adam. 61 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:14,373 I'm so sorry. 62 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,293 And this is my sister, Katie, and her lover, Kevin. 63 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:20,755 Boyfriend. And my best friend. 64 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:26,093 Oh, well... thank you. I didn't know you were dating someone, Emma. 65 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,303 Oh, I'm not. 66 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:30,097 I just had a one-night stand with him when I was 14. 67 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,560 It was a really nice funeral. 68 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,629 I'm sorry. 69 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,972 I'm glad you stayed. 70 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,476 Me too. 71 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,564 So, I'll call you, or something... 72 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,358 Adam, you're wonderful. 73 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:26,028 If you're lucky, you're never gonna see me again. 74 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:55,141 Yes. 75 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:01,564 Hey. 76 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:06,110 Did we? Yes, we did. We went to college together. 77 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:07,862 You have two gay dads. 78 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,989 Yeah, I'm the man with the two gay dads. 79 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,825 They helped me move my boxes sophomore year. 80 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,786 They're the best. I love them. I'm super straight, though. 81 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,122 - So, yeah. - OK. 82 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,415 - You're Patrice, right? - Yes. 83 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,333 Yeah, Eli. I'm with... Adam! 84 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,795 I'll be right back. 85 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,757 Pick up some of that kettle corn. 86 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,342 - It's Patrice. - Hey! 87 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,554 - Patrice! Hey! - How are you? 88 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,097 - Weird. - Wow. 89 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,933 I haven't seen you in... wow. 90 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,476 - How are you? - Good. 91 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:40,644 Adam. 92 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,481 Emma. 93 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,150 What is this, the Peach Pit? 94 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:50,362 - And, yeah, that was a 90210 reference. - Yeah, you're super straight. 95 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,116 - What are you doing here? - I just moved here a week ago. 96 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:57,203 I'm doing my residency at the Westwood Teaching Hospital. 97 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,705 - Hi. - Vanessa, this is Emma. 98 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:04,460 - Emma, Vanessa. - Hi. How do you do? 99 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,545 This is our friend, Patrice. 100 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:09,340 - Hi. How do you do? - How do I what? 101 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,133 - Hi. - Hi. 102 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,135 Hi, you look nice. 103 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,095 It's nice to meet you. 104 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:18,933 You remember my sister, Katie. She's just finishing school here. 105 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,061 Yeah. I haven't seen you guys since... 106 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,188 - Yeah, Dad's funeral. - Dad's funeral. 107 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,815 Sad. 108 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,819 OK. Well, we should head out, so... 109 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,821 Yeah, we should, too. You know... 110 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,407 But we should hang out. Let me just... I'll get your number. 111 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,160 Yeah, just give me your phone. I'll put it in there. 112 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,704 Yeah, that's probably easier. 113 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,337 We really have to be somewhere now, so... 114 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,464 Yeah. We should... 115 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:53,050 Totally. Totally. 116 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,927 All right, well, good to hang out. 117 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,762 - Good seeing you guys. Have fun. - Yeah. 118 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,890 - Take care. - Take care, ladies. 119 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,610 And cut! 120 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,279 - Great. - That's good. 121 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,323 - OK! Yeah! - Great. Great. 122 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:01,452 OK, guys, we're gonna do this again. All right? Five minutes. 123 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,287 - All right, let's... - Good job. 124 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:06,332 - Great job. Great job... - Wait. What are, people? 125 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:10,753 - Hey, Benji! Good scene. - Cool. Thanks. 126 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,088 You looked great! 127 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:16,717 Sari. I told you to play hard to get. 128 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,136 I'm incredibly easy to get! 129 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:21,930 Adam. 130 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,433 You were gonna ask me something before the break. 131 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,934 - What was it? - Yeah, I... 132 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,395 Wait, wait, wait. Fuck, fuckety-fuck. What was it? Stop. 133 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,023 You wanted to know if you could get off early to see your dad, 134 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,192 - which is, yeah, totally fine. - Thank you. 135 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,278 By the way, tell your dad, it's like my favorite show ever. 136 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,073 Love it, own it, lost it, bought it again. It's so great. 137 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,699 "Great Scott!" 138 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,828 - You probably hear that all the time. - Not that much. 139 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,455 Yeah. 140 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,083 Chuck! 141 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,627 Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time, 142 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,545 I'm gonna take that thing away. 143 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,851 Hello. How can I help you? 144 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:11,855 - Hey, Philippe, it's Adam. - Hi. Come in. 145 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,168 - Hey, Dad. - Hey. 146 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:34,837 Check it out. 147 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,339 Vinyasa yoga and the Army Ranger workout. 148 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:41,009 - I combined them! - Wow. That's very impressive. 149 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,637 I'm gonna do a video, I think. Vinyasa Power. 150 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,806 I can almost see where your muscles go. 151 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,935 Very funny. Hit me. 152 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,187 No, I'm not gonna hit you. I don't want to hurt you. 153 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,772 You're not gonna hurt me. 154 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,150 Come on, hit me. Give me your best shot. 155 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,527 Come on, quick, before I get a hernia! 156 00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,736 No. 157 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:06,160 You're right. Let's smoke some weed. 158 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,162 This is really good stuff. 159 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,831 My agent got me one of those medical marijuana cards. 160 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,666 It's nice to see they're supporting your career. 161 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:16,044 Yeah. So, how's the show going? 162 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,671 I mean, great. 163 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:20,591 I mean, it's about high-schoolers who sing and dance and blog. 164 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,303 At least you're writing, that's what's important. 165 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,014 No. I'm an assistant. 166 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,602 Well, but... at least they've seen your writing. 167 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,229 Not yet. 168 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,814 Actually... 169 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,069 I wanted to get your opinion on this episode that I wrote. 170 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,238 Kind of a sample. 171 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,743 That's my boy. 172 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,704 I'll take a look at it, sure. And then I'll call somebody. 173 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:55,709 No. Do not call anyone. Just read it and tell me what you think. 174 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,169 OK. 175 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,923 So... 176 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,424 Are you having sex? 177 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,011 Yes. I'm having sex. 178 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,014 'Cause if you want any pointers, you know... 179 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,433 ...I can help you out. If there's one thing you learn 180 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,561 after two failed marriages, it's how to eat kitty. 181 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:18,106 - Anyone special? - No. 182 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,359 I mean, not since Vanessa. 183 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,278 It's been a year. It's time to move on. 184 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,280 It's been eight months, Dad. 185 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:28,575 What did you want to talk to me about, anyway? 186 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:33,956 - You got a dog? Seriously, that's... - Freckles! Come! 187 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,629 You didn't tell him yet? 188 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,297 Damn! 189 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,926 I... 190 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,973 Adam, I wanted to tell you. I was just about to tell you. 191 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,307 How long? 192 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,726 - Well... - How long? 193 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,853 Not long. I... 194 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,400 She needed a place to stay because, you know, her landlord is such a D-bag. 195 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,528 Christmas. I ran into her at a party. 196 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,155 We got to talking. About you, mostly. 197 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,829 It looked so soft! 198 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,915 It's not. God! 199 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,669 Oh, that really hurt. Damn. 200 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:24,506 You're fucking my ex-girlfriend? 201 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,634 Well, yeah, but... 202 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,933 - She's just so hot. - I know how hot she is. 203 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,145 - That's really sweet. Thanks, guys. - Fuck you! 204 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,481 Adam. All right, I'm not the perfect dad. 205 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,776 But the worst thing you can do in life is to say no to love. 206 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,822 And I think she really loves me. 207 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,073 Don't. 208 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,450 Adam. 209 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,871 Hey, you know the best part about my gay dads? 210 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:56,997 What? 211 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,166 They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends. 212 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,959 That's true. 213 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:04,713 Hey, I heard. You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh? 214 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:08,717 - Wow, Wallace! - She chose your dad over you, man. 215 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,637 That's like trading an iPod for a 8 track. 216 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,849 You need to get even. Go have sex with one of his ex-girlfriends. 217 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,101 Hey, you think when he's busting a nut, 218 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:22,689 he's like, "Great Scott"? No? 219 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:26,485 Wait. Can we talk about something else? Like, literally, anything else? 220 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,570 - Yeah. - Of course. Yeah. 221 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:32,199 - Great Scott. - OK. 222 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,912 - That's it. I'm going for it. - Going for what? 223 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,872 I'm gonna call every girl in my phone 224 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,582 until someone agrees to have sex with me. 225 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,293 - That's strong. Toast to that. - Toast. 226 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,379 That is a terrible, self-destructive plan, 227 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,422 and we're behind you a hundred percent. 228 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,928 Well, hello to you! 229 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,392 Yeah, I can come to Ohio. 230 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,812 Ohio? No, you can't. 231 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,439 I'll take a cab. 232 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,109 No, it's fine. I'll come to you. 233 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,777 What hospital? 234 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,614 I just really need to be with someone right now. 235 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,866 Hey, I was wondering... 236 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,119 Do you have someplace I could put my boner? 237 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:22,165 No, it's just... we could just snuggle or something. 238 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,001 What? Well, how old are you? 239 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,671 - Oh... - OK. 240 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,717 I got it! I got it. 241 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,678 I got it. I got it. 242 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,346 I got it! 243 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,003 You don't remember my name, do you? 244 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,302 It's OK. 245 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:19,639 It's Shira, and you look like you could use some coffee. 246 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,352 Yes. Coffee's good. 247 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,527 I got... 248 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,863 Where are my pants? 249 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,533 I don't know. They could be anywhere. Here's your coffee. 250 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,368 Thank you. 251 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,504 Did you have a good time last night? 252 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,883 It was all right. Nothing special. 253 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:03,058 Listen, I want you to know that... 254 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,311 ...I respect you. 255 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,355 Thank you. 256 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:12,692 Normally, I would remember the name of someone that I've... 257 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,945 What? Oh, my God. 258 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:18,406 Did you think we had sex? Oh, my God, we did not have sex. 259 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,576 Hey, Adam. You left your socks in my room. 260 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,455 - Did I? - You did. 261 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,251 Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room? 262 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,128 No. When we met, you weren't wearing pants. 263 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:35,507 Stop teasing him, you guys. 264 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,093 - Patrice. Hey, I know you. - Hey. 265 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,262 - Yeah. - OK. 266 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:42,764 What happened last night? 267 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,184 - Did we do it? - We had sex. 268 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,645 Yeah. I really liked it. 269 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:55,735 I didn't know that my body could handle that much pain. 270 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,405 And that I would like it. 271 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,323 You're up. 272 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,076 Emma. 273 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,953 - You live here? - Yep. 274 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,455 You feeling any better? 275 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:12,252 Did I have sex with anyone in this apartment last night? 276 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,379 No, you didn't. 277 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,798 - No. Sorry. - You didn't. 278 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:20,343 Thank you. Yeah, that's... that's funny. 279 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:23,555 Let's make fun of the hung-over naked guy. 280 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:27,601 But I do have your pants, so if you want them, come with me. 281 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,979 Yes. Thank you. 282 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,525 You don't have to feel embarrassed, because we're all doctors, 283 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:39,863 so we see literally hundreds of penises a week. 284 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,114 I see thousands. 285 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,617 I just pulled a penis out of a VitaminWater yesterday. 286 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,827 - So, we are cool with penises here. - OK. 287 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,329 We're professionals. 288 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,622 Well... 289 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,083 It has been a pleasure. 290 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,505 Bravo. 291 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,634 - Nice. - Bravo, bravo. 292 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,304 Yep, I'm definitely gay. 293 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,848 So, how did I get here? 294 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,392 You texted me that it was an emergency, 295 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,687 and then I texted you my address, and then you came over. 296 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:16,358 And I think you thought you were at home, 297 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,568 because you started taking off all your clothes. 298 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:19,694 Oh, God. 299 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,113 - Here are your pants. - Thank you. 300 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:31,957 So... 301 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:36,252 - Did I just pass out on your couch? - No. 302 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,214 No, then you did this thing. It was... 303 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,384 ...like a dance? 304 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,886 - Dance? - Yeah, like... 305 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,558 - I shook my dick at you? - Yeah. 306 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,144 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 307 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,563 No, no, it was... it was exciting. 308 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,857 It was like you were cheering while you were doing it. 309 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:01,403 You were like, "Look at my dick!" 310 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,449 - Did you look at it? - Yeah, I looked. 311 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:10,286 It was nice. You have a really nice penis. 312 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,665 - Nice? - It seems kind of like carefree. 313 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,208 - Yeah? - Yeah. 314 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:19,129 Jesus. I don't know where to start. My dad's... 315 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:23,216 My dad's dating my ex-girlfriend. 316 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,343 You told me about it last night. 317 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,095 Did I tell you like in a charming way? 318 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,681 Was I like charming and funny when I told you? 319 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,891 Yeah. You were... 320 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,185 ...naked and crying. 321 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,481 Yeah. 322 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,275 I'm a mess. 323 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,114 Hey. 324 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,826 It's gonna be OK. 325 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,040 Thanks. 326 00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,711 Seriously. 327 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:02,756 Thank you. 328 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:08,136 I should probably get ready now. I don't want to be late. 329 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:12,265 Yeah, it's... You don't want to be late. 330 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,809 No, that would be bad. 331 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:41,544 Condom? 332 00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:43,463 - Condom. Get a condom. - I know. Condoms. 333 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,507 - OK. - Condoms. 334 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,138 Got it. 335 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:53,640 - Got it. - Hurry. 336 00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,604 You need help? 337 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,649 - I got it. - OK. 338 00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:04,442 Here we go. 339 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:05,902 Oh, you got your... 340 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,779 - Yep. - Let me just... 341 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,175 - Hey. - Yeah. 342 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,261 - We're having sex. - I know. 343 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,354 Emma, we have to be in the hospital in ten minutes. 344 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:43,731 OK. 345 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:51,156 You have 45 seconds to pull your shit together, OK? 346 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,658 - I'm way ahead of you. - Fine. 347 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,660 Fine. 348 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:32,322 - Found it! - Oh, great. 349 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:33,781 Thank you. 350 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,661 So, we're not gonna tell anyone about this, OK? 351 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,581 - Yeah. Of course. - It's just easier that way. 352 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:44,459 - Definitely. - Good. 353 00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:50,506 Emma, time to go! 354 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,384 Coming! 355 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,470 - All right? - Is this? 356 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:58,056 - No. - It looks like something happened. 357 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,354 I'm gonna get the bill. I'll pay for it. 358 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:05,480 Thank you. 359 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,899 - Hey. - Hey. 360 00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:15,323 Hi. 361 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:22,330 I just wanted to follow up that text with a phone call. 362 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,874 Wanted to see if you wanted to hang out again. 363 00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:26,334 I'm starving. 364 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,295 That's weird. You just pulled up 365 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,798 in front of the restaurant that I'm eating at. 366 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:34,550 Hey. 367 00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,428 Hi. 368 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,266 - Hey. I'm Sam. - We work together at the hospital. 369 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,309 We have like 15 minutes to get food, so... 370 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,520 She's just using me for my car. 371 00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:48,356 - You're a doctor? - Not yet. Fingers crossed. 372 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:52,026 Awesome. That's awesome for you. 373 00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:54,195 - Hey, Eli. - Hey. 374 00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:56,572 Well, we're kind of in a rush, so it was good seeing you. 375 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,283 - Nice to meet you. - Nice meeting you. 376 00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:01,077 You look beautiful today. 377 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,332 Nice meeting you. 378 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,339 You piece of shit. 379 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:17,593 - What? - "What?" Let me ask you. 380 00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:20,305 Did you have sex with Emma? 381 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:23,099 No. 382 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:26,811 Did you have sex with Emma? 383 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:29,230 Yes. 384 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:33,735 - I'm not supposed to tell anyone. - Yes! Wow! 385 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,823 I called her, but she didn't call me back. She sent me a text. 386 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,617 - All right. Well, what'd she text you? - "Hi." 387 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:44,120 - Just "Hi"? - "Hi." 388 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,788 With nothing else? Just "H-i"? 389 00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:47,707 I don't know. What do I do with that? I don't know. 390 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,250 That's not good. 391 00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:51,294 You just gotta walk away, pal. It's over. 392 00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:53,755 - She's not into it. - Shit. Seriously? 393 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:56,299 - Good seeing you guys. - See you later. 394 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:05,558 You really think she's just using him for his car? 395 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:08,978 No, Adam, I don't. I think he wants to fuck her in his Prius. 396 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:10,855 And the thing about fucking in a Prius 397 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,024 is that you don't have to feel guilty afterwards. 398 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,986 - 'Cause of the carbon footprint. - Yeah. 399 00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:24,369 - Metzner talked to me the other day. - Shut up. What did he say? 400 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:28,039 He was like, "No, you're doing that wrong." It was amazing. 401 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,125 Emma. 402 00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,588 What are you doing here? 403 00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:39,967 Hi. You didn't call me back, so I thought I'd come here. 404 00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:42,136 It's for you. 405 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:46,766 "Congrats"? For what? Having sex with you? 406 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:52,271 Yeah. You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon. 407 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,941 - I'm working. - OK. 408 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,903 So, what's up with not calling me back? 409 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:02,073 - I'm not good at this stuff. - At what, talking? 410 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,118 Yeah, talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff. 411 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:07,954 It's just... This is... 412 00:29:08,122 --> 00:29:09,539 If we were in a relationship, 413 00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:12,750 I'd become a weird, scary version of myself, and... 414 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:16,045 My throat starts constricting, the walls start throbbing. 415 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:19,549 It's like a peanut allergy, like... an emotional peanut allergy. 416 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:23,302 Well, I can't date you, either. 'Cause you're not my dad's type, so... 417 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,471 Emma, rounds. Hey, Adam. 418 00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:28,516 - What's up? - Look, I should probably go. 419 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:32,562 Thank you. We'll be friends, right? 420 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:34,397 Yeah, friends. 421 00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:37,358 With the height difference? 422 00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:40,278 We stand next to each other, it looks like he's kidnapping me. 423 00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:42,280 - What? - You always do this. 424 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:45,491 You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. 425 00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:47,743 And I date guys who have real problems. 426 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:50,204 I date guys who steal my credit card, 427 00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:53,040 and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. 428 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,668 You find these perfect guys, 429 00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:59,380 and then you're like, "It'll never work, he's too happy." 430 00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:01,716 What's up, Dr. Metzner? 431 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:06,220 Did I just say "What's up" to Stephen Metzner? 432 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:08,764 That was really hard to watch. 433 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:13,394 Look, I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship. 434 00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:17,231 But I'd just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of his old T-shirts. 435 00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:19,859 - Just from a purely logical aspect... - What are you doing? 436 00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:22,528 - I'm texting him. - Of course you are. 437 00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:40,046 You know, you shouldn't have gotten her a balloon actually. 438 00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:42,256 Who do you think you are, the old guy from Up? 439 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,217 You told me to get her a balloon. 440 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:48,054 Well, I didn't think you'd actually do it. It's a terrible idea. 441 00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:49,639 Listen. Hey, nobody knows about this, 442 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,849 - so don't say anything to anyone. OK? - All right, I won't. 443 00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:55,895 - It's from Emma. - What's it say? 444 00:30:56,063 --> 00:30:59,607 - "Where are you?" - What are you writing? 445 00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:03,778 "Hi, how are you doing?" And then a winky face. 446 00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:05,947 No, Adam, it's after 10pm. 447 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:08,157 Come on, the "Where are you?" text is like saying: 448 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:10,409 "Hey, I want to have sex with you, 449 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,328 but I just need to know how drunk you are." 450 00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:14,163 Hey. 451 00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:16,582 Did you fuck Emma and then bring her a balloon? 452 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,626 What? Did you tell him? 453 00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:20,253 No! Yes! 454 00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:24,382 - You can't tell anyone. - She just texted him, "Where are you?" 455 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:25,883 Oh, she wants the dick. 456 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:30,096 Adam, you want to come back strong here. Go from a position of power. 457 00:31:30,264 --> 00:31:33,975 Something like, "Where am I? Why don't you check your underpants." 458 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,018 - Yeah. Don't write that. - Yeah! 459 00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:39,230 - I would never write that. - See, I like to be kind of scary. 460 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:42,191 Like, "Boo! Here comes my dick." 461 00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:45,319 Did you have sex with some girl and give her a balloon? 462 00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:49,740 Can we not tell everyone? 463 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,034 I apologize. 464 00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:53,995 So, what'd you write back? 465 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:56,163 "Hi." 466 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,422 - Yeah, that could work. - Yeah, it's not bad. "Hi" is fine. 467 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,851 There were so many interesting things going on. 468 00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:19,729 - Yeah. - That flippy thing, what was that? 469 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:23,816 Sure, I just, I don't know, I had an idea, I just went with it. 470 00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:26,611 - That was a really good call. - Thank you. 471 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:34,827 We probably shouldn't snuggle. 472 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,706 Yeah. That just felt wrong. 473 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,292 I should head out. 474 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:44,253 - Already? - Yeah. 475 00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:47,882 You want to grab a muffin or something? 476 00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:50,593 I can't. I have to go to work. 477 00:32:50,761 --> 00:32:56,098 OK. You know, I don't want to freak you out, but... 478 00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:59,018 ...I'd love to hang out with you in the daytime sometime. 479 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:02,021 It's not really possible. I have no time. 480 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:06,525 I work 80 hours a week, doing 36-hour shifts. 481 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,197 What I need is someone who's gonna be in my bed at 2am, 482 00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:14,617 who I don't have to lie to or eat breakfast with. 483 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:17,870 I hate breakfast. And lying. 484 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:20,706 I also hate war. 485 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,802 Do you want to do this? 486 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,554 Do what? 487 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:40,685 Use each other for sex, at all hours of the day and night. 488 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,520 Nothing else. 489 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:51,529 - Yeah, I could do that. - Good. 490 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:56,784 It's gonna be fun. 491 00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:59,829 - You know this is never gonna work. - Why not? 492 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:02,790 Because clearly you're gonna fall in love with me. 493 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:06,127 Oh, really? Well, then we just do this 494 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:09,714 until one of us feels something more, and then we stop. 495 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,426 - Well, it won't be me. - It won't be me. 496 00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:19,724 Good luck with that. 497 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:24,228 - Hey. - Hey. 498 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,023 We're sex friends. 499 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:31,110 Just friends who have sex. 500 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,487 That's not possible. 501 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,593 I'm going to distribute these for an hour or so. 502 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:12,193 Listen, we should keep this simple. 503 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,279 I mean, maybe we should establish some ground rules. 504 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,573 Ground rules. Good idea. 505 00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:21,035 OK, well, we can start with no fighting. 506 00:35:21,203 --> 00:35:24,121 - No lying. - Those are good ones. 507 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:28,167 No jealousy, no staring deeply into each other's eyes. 508 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:31,212 Don't list me as your emergency contact. I won't come. 509 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,047 Isn't that against your Hippocratic oath? 510 00:35:33,215 --> 00:35:34,256 - Yeah. - Yeah? 511 00:35:34,424 --> 00:35:36,467 - I'd let you die. - Oh, yeah? 512 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:40,054 I'll be back in like... an hour. 513 00:35:40,931 --> 00:35:42,431 Have fun. 514 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:45,017 I'm just getting some yogurt. 515 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,355 God, I am single as fuck. 516 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,450 Oh, my God. 517 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:04,161 It looks like it's coming right at me. 518 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,206 Hey, one more thing. 519 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:09,083 Don't call my penis cute. 520 00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:11,168 Even if it's dressed up like a Care Bear, 521 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:13,546 and it's giving you a Care Stare. 522 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:16,090 Don't dress up your penis. Ever. 523 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:31,605 Does your insurance cover invasive procedures? 524 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:34,233 OK. OK, this is getting a little too realistic. 525 00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:36,110 Trust me. 526 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:50,583 I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me! 527 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,344 Yes, I'm ready. 528 00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:04,471 What are you doing?! 529 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:10,269 I just friended you. Do you think you're gonna confirm or ignore? 530 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:13,063 Oh, I'm gonna confirm. For sure. 531 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:16,233 Yeah, look at you. Of course. 532 00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:22,948 Anytime. Need some help? 533 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:25,868 Oh, beautiful! Beautiful! 534 00:37:38,632 --> 00:37:40,966 ...the tomatoes are Australian. 535 00:37:49,351 --> 00:37:50,976 - What was that? - What? 536 00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:54,897 - Are you being jealous? - Of that guy? Come on. 537 00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:57,858 Look, even if I did like him, it doesn't change what we're doing. 538 00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:02,237 - Ah, so you like him. - Adam, I'm not yours. 539 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,907 No, of course not. Why would I think that? 540 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:10,245 Wow. Prius. Nice. 541 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:14,375 - It's kind of girly, but nice, huh? - What do you drive? 542 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:18,587 Just an old BMW. Five series. Right there. 543 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:21,590 Oh, yeah, sure. I actually paid for mine. 544 00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:24,343 I didn't take it from my parents. 545 00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:26,804 Yeah, I paid for mine, too. 546 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,681 Oh, yeah? 547 00:38:30,892 --> 00:38:33,310 You're a big guy. Do you work out? 548 00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:35,854 Oh. I row. 549 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:37,398 Like boats? 550 00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:40,901 - I rowed crew at Harvard. - Oh, Harvard. 551 00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:42,861 What were you, a cocksman? What do they say? 552 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,905 - What do they call it? - Coxswain. 553 00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:48,867 No. You know, I get it, right? That you're sleeping with Emma? 554 00:38:49,786 --> 00:38:50,995 I what? 555 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,288 That you and Emma have sex sometimes. I get it. 556 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:55,916 She's tired, she calls you up, you drive over, 557 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:58,002 and have sex for, I'm guessing, ten minutes. 558 00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,503 Think that's gonna last? 559 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,799 I don't know what you're talking about. 560 00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:06,468 Sure you do. And that's fine, for now. 561 00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:09,972 But you should just know that I'm gonna be there right next to her every day, 562 00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:12,599 using big words... 563 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:14,852 ...saving people's lives. 564 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,188 Then, when she's done having her fun with you, she's gonna 565 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:22,359 come running to me, because I'm a grownup, and I have a real job. 566 00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:26,447 I can actually take care of her, you know? 567 00:39:27,741 --> 00:39:29,992 I'm the guy she marries, Adam. 568 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:35,080 You're the guy she fucked a couple of times in the handicapped bathroom. 569 00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:56,977 - What's this? - These are my feet, Adam. 570 00:39:57,145 --> 00:40:00,397 - They're fantastic. - No, this. 571 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:02,691 That's your script. 572 00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:04,651 Your dad told me to give it to you. 573 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:07,488 Yeah, he read it, and he gave you notes, and... 574 00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:11,492 I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together, 575 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,952 but I'm not prepared to say that we didn't. 576 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,455 I know that you have issues with your dad, and that's cool, 577 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:19,792 but he really likes you and he definitely likes me, 578 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,669 and we were just jamming ideas and goofing around 579 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:25,130 and tripping our balls off. 580 00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:29,843 Hey. So... I really feel like it needs to be more ghetto. 581 00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:34,306 You know, like, more crunk? Can you work it out? Thanks. 582 00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:35,849 - Hey. Nice moves. - Hey. 583 00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:38,811 I know you were trying really hard out there, but it just didn't work. 584 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:41,772 Hey, would you ever? I... 585 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,024 I wrote an episode. 586 00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:47,986 - I used to write in college, so... - OK. 587 00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:49,822 I'm gonna have to stop you right there. 588 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:52,282 - Not your job. - Yeah. 589 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:56,078 Hey. I'm, like, actually one of those freaks who reads things, 590 00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:58,664 so if you wanted to give it to me, that's cool. 591 00:40:58,832 --> 00:41:00,374 - Really? - Yeah. 592 00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:01,708 - Thank you. - Sure. 593 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:04,670 Megan listens to me. Sometimes. 594 00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:09,383 Victoria! Seriously? Like, I can see you smoking right there. 595 00:41:09,551 --> 00:41:11,969 Put it out! I'm not gonna chase you. 596 00:41:12,846 --> 00:41:17,516 I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna... Victoria! Hey! 597 00:41:22,272 --> 00:41:23,730 Emma! 598 00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:25,858 Katie, is everything OK? I got your message. 599 00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:28,735 Emma, I have really good news. 600 00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:30,904 OK, it happened yesterday after the picnic, 601 00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:33,532 but I wanted to tell you in person. 602 00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:37,161 Oh, my God. 603 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:39,580 I'm getting married. 604 00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:40,956 I'm getting married! 605 00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:43,500 - You're getting married. - I'm getting married! 606 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:47,880 Mom is so excited. 607 00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:50,883 She was like screaming and crying last night. 608 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:53,594 And she's gonna fly down with Bones and help me shop for the dress. 609 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:57,639 With who? "Bones"? Who's Bones? 610 00:41:57,807 --> 00:42:00,392 - Oh, crap. - Katie, who's Bones? 611 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,103 He's Mom's friend. 612 00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:06,440 I wasn't supposed to tell you about it. Crap. 613 00:42:06,608 --> 00:42:11,028 She has a boyfriend? Named Bones? 614 00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:13,780 - What is he, a drifter? - No. 615 00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:15,407 Why didn't she tell me? 616 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:18,368 Well, Emma... 617 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,122 You're so good at being alone. Mom and I aren't like that. 618 00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:25,375 - What's that supposed to mean? - It just is true. 619 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,295 Look, Katie. 620 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:31,715 You're 22. Do you really think you're ready to quit school? 621 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:34,176 I love him. 622 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,059 Tea for your 'gina. 623 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:46,230 Thanks. My sister's getting married. 624 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,981 - Yes, we know that. - We heard. 625 00:42:48,149 --> 00:42:50,150 Oh, shut up, Emma. 626 00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:51,693 Did you take your Pamprin? 627 00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:53,654 - Leave me alone. - You leave me alone. 628 00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:55,697 I love it when we're all on the same cycle. 629 00:42:55,865 --> 00:42:57,658 We all get to be passive-aggressive and fight. 630 00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:59,785 You are not even a woman. 631 00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:02,913 Who is that? 632 00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:07,000 Hello? 633 00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:09,211 Hey, it's Adam. 634 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:12,172 Are you kidding me? 635 00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:15,050 Go away. 636 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:17,844 I've got cupcakes. 637 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:34,194 Hello, everyone. 638 00:43:34,362 --> 00:43:37,781 I told you not to come. It's not safe in here. 639 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:40,033 Do you think that you have red velvet in there? 640 00:43:40,201 --> 00:43:41,702 I might. 641 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:45,580 Let's take a look and see what we have here. 642 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,667 Shira, chocolate. Now. 643 00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:52,754 I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. 644 00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:54,881 This is very exciting. 645 00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:58,802 Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days. 646 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:01,430 Nice memorization. Did you Google that? 647 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:03,557 I may have. 648 00:44:03,725 --> 00:44:07,519 Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. 649 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,857 It's like a crime scene in my pants. 650 00:44:12,025 --> 00:44:15,610 Oh. I also... 651 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,530 ...made you this. 652 00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:21,074 To help soothe your womb. 653 00:44:22,535 --> 00:44:24,161 It's a mix. 654 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:28,081 "Even Flow," "Red Red Wine." 655 00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,083 "Sunday Bloody Sunday"? 656 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,669 Adam. 657 00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:34,880 Did you make me a period mix? 658 00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:37,716 That's so romantic. 659 00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:39,926 Frank Sinatra. 660 00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:42,179 "I've Got The World On A String." 661 00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:44,264 It's a classic. 662 00:44:46,476 --> 00:44:49,436 Keep, keep bleedin' love 663 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:51,104 I keep bleedin'... 664 00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:53,398 Get that shit away from me. 665 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:56,276 Come on, it's soup. It's good for your uterus. 666 00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:59,196 Just take it, or I'm gonna keep singing. 667 00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:07,954 Keep bleedin', I keep, keep bleedin' love 668 00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:24,930 Oh, shit. 669 00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:27,265 Oh, Adam. 670 00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:30,644 Adam. 671 00:45:30,812 --> 00:45:32,312 What? 672 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:37,651 We fell asleep. We were spooning. 673 00:45:39,821 --> 00:45:41,655 - We were? - Yeah. 674 00:45:41,823 --> 00:45:44,825 And we were spooning with our clothes on, 675 00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:47,994 which is like ten times worse. 676 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,996 - Oh, shit. - Yeah. 677 00:45:50,164 --> 00:45:53,625 - Fully clothed spoon. - This is bad. 678 00:45:57,422 --> 00:46:00,757 This is my fault. I should not have made you soup. 679 00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:05,303 - What are we gonna do? - About what? 680 00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:08,890 Maybe we should... Maybe we should stop for a while. 681 00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:12,602 No, we're not stopping. 682 00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:17,149 Yeah, well, I don't know. 683 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:20,902 Go hook up with someone else. 684 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,615 - Are you serious? - Yeah, go... 685 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:28,785 Go to the nearest bar and have sex with a stranger. 686 00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:31,413 - You're kidding? - No. 687 00:46:37,044 --> 00:46:41,089 - This is crazy. - You made me a period mix. 688 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:47,429 Adam, this is an emergency. 689 00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:49,890 - So you just want me to go? - Yeah. 690 00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:52,434 - Just have sex with a random woman? - Yeah, go. 691 00:46:52,602 --> 00:46:54,311 Like a sexual woman? 692 00:46:54,479 --> 00:46:56,062 Yes! 693 00:46:58,065 --> 00:47:00,609 I'll go have sex with someone, too. 694 00:47:07,533 --> 00:47:09,326 OK. 695 00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:15,081 - No, this is gonna be good for us. - Yeah. It's great. 696 00:47:20,254 --> 00:47:22,797 Great. Well done. Well played. 697 00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:25,258 Bye. 698 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:29,179 I haven't seen her in two weeks, so... 699 00:47:30,890 --> 00:47:32,432 She said I should hook up with other people. 700 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,850 I mean, what am I supposed to do with that? 701 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:37,395 - Look at my face. - No, I get it. I just... 702 00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:39,147 Look at my face. What does my face say? 703 00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:41,608 Yeah, Adam, come on, you're living every man's dreams. 704 00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:43,485 I mean, she wants you to hook up with other girls. 705 00:47:43,653 --> 00:47:45,695 - Yes. - Look, in ten years from now, 706 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,739 you're gonna be having sex with your wife. 707 00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:49,699 And it's gonna be in the missionary position. 708 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:52,160 - And one of you is going to be asleep. - Yep. 709 00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:54,329 And you're gonna think back to this moment, 710 00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:57,290 and you're gonna call me up, crying. 711 00:47:57,458 --> 00:48:00,835 And I'm gonna laugh in your face, Adam. I'm sorry, but it's what I'm gonna do. 712 00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:02,504 This is a gift right now. 713 00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:04,464 You don't even have to have breakfast with her. 714 00:48:04,632 --> 00:48:07,133 I know. I get that. I just... 715 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,135 Look at my face. 716 00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:13,139 You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight? 717 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:16,393 No. Things were getting too intense, so we decided not to see each other 718 00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:18,311 until we hook up with other people. 719 00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:23,149 OK. Yes. Good. We are getting laid tonight, right? 720 00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,652 This is gonna be like Sideways, except that you're Paul Giamatti, 721 00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:27,988 - and I'm the guy that gets laid. - I can't get laid? 722 00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:30,782 No. Tonight is about me, Emma. All right? I'm feeling hot. 723 00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:32,784 I'm feeling good. I am wearing bikini bottoms 724 00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:34,411 because my other underwear is dirty. 725 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:37,330 All right, we're hot. You feel hot? 726 00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:39,499 No one threw up on me today. 727 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:43,044 We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty, dirty, sluts! 728 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:45,672 - OK. - Remember, we're sluts! 729 00:48:58,853 --> 00:49:00,687 Good evening, sir. 730 00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:05,483 No, I got that! I got that, pal. That's gonna be me. 731 00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:11,698 - Did you just open the car door for me? - Yes, I did. 732 00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:14,367 No one's ever done that for me before. Do it again. 733 00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:16,036 All right. 734 00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:22,334 - How's that? - It's amazing. 735 00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:24,669 Can I have your arm? 736 00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:29,549 So, when I have to tell someone that someone they loved died, 737 00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:32,552 it's hard, you know? Sometimes I laugh. 738 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:35,055 Because it's kind of weird. 739 00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:36,389 Very nice. 740 00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:40,268 - Oh, don't even think about it. - I'm gonna go talk to him. 741 00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:42,062 Emma, no. 742 00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:45,106 I'm gonna do this. 743 00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:48,151 Emma, think about your career. Do not do this. 744 00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:52,989 - Dr. Metzner. - Yes? 745 00:49:53,157 --> 00:49:55,033 Hi. I'm Emma Kurtzman. 746 00:49:56,077 --> 00:50:01,956 I've been ho, ho, hoping that I'd get the chance to talk to you. 747 00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:07,545 - Does anyone here need a drink? - Patr�n! 748 00:50:08,798 --> 00:50:10,340 How are you guys doing? 749 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:12,884 - Joy, come join us. - Hey, Joy. 750 00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:14,427 - What's up? - I have to work. 751 00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:15,929 - Come on, just sit down for a second. - Sit down. 752 00:50:16,097 --> 00:50:17,931 - OK. - Come on. Here. You take that one. 753 00:50:18,099 --> 00:50:19,182 - We're just hanging. - Thank you. 754 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:21,017 Screw the customers. 755 00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:23,770 She is so good at impressions. 756 00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:26,356 - Do an impression, then. - Yes, do an impression. 757 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:27,816 All right, guess who this is. 758 00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:32,278 Dad! 759 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,989 - Dad! - Oh, my God, that's so cute. 760 00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:36,116 - I don't know. - Come on. 761 00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:37,867 - Where are you? - I don't know. 762 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:41,413 - Where are you, Dad? - It's Nemo. 763 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,623 - Yes! - Yeah. 764 00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:44,958 - Nemo. - Amazing. 765 00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:48,086 I don't know why I didn't get that. How did you know that? 766 00:50:48,254 --> 00:50:50,922 'Cause I've seen it a thousand times. That's how. 767 00:50:51,090 --> 00:50:53,883 - Drew Barrymore. - I don't know if I'm drunk enough. 768 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,677 - Come on. - You can't do Drew Barrymore. 769 00:50:55,845 --> 00:50:57,762 Oh, but she can. 770 00:50:57,930 --> 00:51:03,601 Happy holidays. I was in The Wedding Singer. 771 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:05,145 That's it. That's all I have. 772 00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:07,480 That was kind of an amazing Drew Barrymore. 773 00:51:07,648 --> 00:51:09,482 You kind of even looked like her when you did it. 774 00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:12,610 Oh, my God, Joy. I love you so much. 775 00:51:14,321 --> 00:51:15,447 You do? 776 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:17,657 Yeah. 777 00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:19,200 Lisa... 778 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:21,828 ...I love you. 779 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:24,831 - Wait. - I'm seriously in love with you. 780 00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:26,750 Wait. Why didn't you tell me sooner? 781 00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:30,336 - I didn't have the courage. - Oh, my God. This is amazing. 782 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:34,424 - God, you look so beautiful. - And your eyes are so pretty. 783 00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:37,427 - Have you got? - Let's do this. 784 00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:39,596 Wallace, could you take a picture of this? 785 00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:42,307 Yeah, Wallace, I got a camera right here, if you just wanna... 786 00:51:42,475 --> 00:51:45,518 No problem at all. Just get a little closer, ladies. 787 00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:48,688 All right. Everybody smile. 788 00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:50,857 Happy ho-lidays! 789 00:51:58,282 --> 00:51:59,532 Hey, hey! 790 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,701 Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. 791 00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:03,328 Can I get you a dri? 792 00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:09,501 You want to get out of here? 793 00:52:10,503 --> 00:52:11,753 Yes. Yeah. 794 00:52:11,921 --> 00:52:13,797 I'll get my stuff. 795 00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:43,535 Listen, don't fuck one of those girls. 796 00:52:43,702 --> 00:52:47,622 They're not... they're not nice. They're not nice girls. 797 00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:51,000 What? Emma? 798 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:52,710 Is that you? 799 00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:55,296 Katie! 800 00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:58,675 Yeah, hi. What are you doing? Where are you? 801 00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:01,928 I'm just studying for the doctor test. 802 00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:03,555 You're coming tomorrow, right? 803 00:53:03,722 --> 00:53:05,431 Hold on. 804 00:53:06,976 --> 00:53:08,059 Hey, Adam. 805 00:53:08,227 --> 00:53:09,853 I am following your instructions diligently. 806 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:13,106 - Put that away! - Who are you talking to? 807 00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:22,031 Are you there? You're not there, are you? 808 00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:27,704 Taxi! Taxi! 809 00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:35,461 Take me to Adam's house. 810 00:53:35,629 --> 00:53:38,423 - OK, ma'am, where's that? - Where Adam lives. 811 00:53:38,591 --> 00:53:40,383 - All right... - Just go. Go. 812 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:42,343 OK, I'm going. 813 00:53:57,526 --> 00:54:01,279 Got a cocktail for the ladies. 814 00:54:01,447 --> 00:54:03,948 That's my Christopher Walken. 815 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:09,037 Yeah. I'll just set these over here and... 816 00:54:10,414 --> 00:54:13,541 ...then we can all sort of involve ourselves in... 817 00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:15,752 OK, let's... 818 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,047 Well, you guys are doing a really good job. 819 00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:21,174 I'll just be over here if you need me. 820 00:54:21,342 --> 00:54:22,717 Adam! 821 00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:26,304 Adam Franklin! 822 00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:30,683 Adam! Franklin! 823 00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:32,977 OK. 824 00:54:33,145 --> 00:54:35,772 Just keep up the good work, ladies. 825 00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:45,823 What are? What are you? 826 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,534 Hey. 827 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:50,787 Are you? 828 00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:53,665 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 829 00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:59,629 What's going on? 830 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:02,340 - This is Joy. - I'm Joy. Hi. 831 00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:06,761 - Good for you. - Adam? 832 00:55:08,389 --> 00:55:10,181 And this is Lisa. 833 00:55:11,767 --> 00:55:15,561 You are such an overachiever. 834 00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:17,021 Thank you. 835 00:55:17,189 --> 00:55:18,898 No, we don't need her. Make her leave. 836 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:21,734 No. You leave. 837 00:55:22,695 --> 00:55:24,988 Are you trying to get rid of us? 838 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:26,781 You look like a pumpkin, bitch! 839 00:55:26,949 --> 00:55:29,742 - This is amazing. - Oh, you make... Hey! 840 00:55:31,245 --> 00:55:33,329 OK. I got this. 841 00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:37,375 I got this. You just... calm down. 842 00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:43,589 But we don't look anything like pumpkins. 843 00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:47,176 I know. She probably forgot to take her meds. 844 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:50,596 You know, for your own safety, you'd better get your stuff and go. 845 00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:52,056 Thanks. 846 00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:55,601 Watch out, though. She could be anywhere. 847 00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:58,688 She's quick. Like a puma. 848 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:02,567 You're so mean! 849 00:56:02,735 --> 00:56:07,447 Ring, ring! It's the pumpkin patch! They want their pumpkins back! 850 00:56:07,614 --> 00:56:09,866 - We're not pumpkins! - We're ladies! 851 00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:12,452 But you're so orange. 852 00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:15,079 Hey, someone call Charlie Brown! 853 00:56:15,247 --> 00:56:17,707 We found the Great Pumpkin! 854 00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,876 Ow! Don't! Don't! 855 00:56:27,134 --> 00:56:29,594 You're crazy. 856 00:56:29,762 --> 00:56:32,263 I felt like Flavor Flav. 857 00:56:32,431 --> 00:56:37,310 - I can't believe you chose those girls. - Are you jealous? 858 00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:41,272 Don't do that. Don't just disappear like that on me. 859 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,150 - You told me to. - You shouldn't listen to me. 860 00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:46,027 Fine, I won't. 861 00:56:54,161 --> 00:56:57,580 - Did you smell my hair? - No. 862 00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:10,009 - What did you want to talk to me about? - Wait. Just hang out here. 863 00:57:10,177 --> 00:57:11,636 Right here? 864 00:57:11,804 --> 00:57:13,179 Oh, man. 865 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:15,014 Surprise! 866 00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:17,934 Happy birthday! 867 00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:31,864 As the days of the year roll by 868 00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:38,037 There's one that brings a tear to a daddy's eye 869 00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:41,499 'Cause I'm so happy 870 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:44,836 To be your pappy 871 00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:49,132 Today and I'll tell you why 872 00:57:51,677 --> 00:57:54,345 It's your birthday 873 00:57:54,513 --> 00:57:56,973 Baby boy 874 00:57:57,683 --> 00:58:00,393 - It's your birthday - Birthday 875 00:58:00,561 --> 00:58:02,895 Birthday boy 876 00:58:03,063 --> 00:58:05,731 - Happy birthday, happy birthday - Hap... py! 877 00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,900 - Happy birthday, happy birthday - Birth... day! 878 00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:10,444 Happy birthday 879 00:58:10,612 --> 00:58:11,737 To you 880 00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:13,322 Everybody! 881 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:17,410 Happy birthday 882 00:58:17,578 --> 00:58:21,247 To you! 883 00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:31,799 Blow it out! Blow it out! Oh, Adam, happy birthday. 884 00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:34,093 - We're so proud of you. - Make a wish. 885 00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:44,687 Guys, you get a five-minute warning. 886 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:46,439 - OK? - No, he's ten-one. 887 00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:48,566 I already texted him. 888 00:58:48,734 --> 00:58:53,654 - So, all is forgiven? - No. Nothing is forgiven. 889 00:58:54,448 --> 00:58:57,116 Adam, don't you think it's been weird for me, too? 890 00:58:57,284 --> 00:59:00,745 Knowing that... my own son had sex with my girlfriend? 891 00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:04,582 But I got over it. You should, too. 892 00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:06,292 Excuse me! Can I have your autograph, please? 893 00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:07,960 - Mine, too, please. - Certainly. 894 00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:10,922 Listen, let me take you to a nice birthday dinner tonight. 895 00:59:11,089 --> 00:59:14,634 You, me and Vanessa. We have something we want to talk to you about. 896 00:59:14,801 --> 00:59:15,927 - Something? - Yeah. 897 00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:19,472 - Like what? - Just something important, OK? 898 00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,515 - Please don't do this. - 8:30, STK. 899 00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:25,019 All right? Be there. Bring anyone you want, all right? 900 00:59:25,187 --> 00:59:27,563 - Bye, everyone. Thank you. - Oh, thank you so much for coming. 901 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:29,190 It's been an honor. 902 00:59:29,358 --> 00:59:33,152 - Great Scott! - Bravo! Bravo! 903 00:59:37,157 --> 00:59:39,575 What the fuck? 904 00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:42,453 - What happened? - Oh, my. 905 00:59:42,621 --> 00:59:45,414 Are you OK? Are you OK? What happened? 906 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,708 - Give me that! - That's my phone! 907 00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:50,753 Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented, but fuck you! 908 00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:52,255 Can we get a medic, please? 909 00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:55,841 Try to use it as little as possible. 910 00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:59,095 - No sports or working out for a while. - Dr. Metzner? 911 01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:04,183 Adam, what's going on? What happened? 912 01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:07,687 He sprained his wrist punching a wall. 913 01:00:08,689 --> 01:00:10,898 You texted me that you were dying. 914 01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:12,608 It really hurt. 915 01:00:13,151 --> 01:00:16,529 I gave him some hydrocodone for the night. It's a very strong painkiller. 916 01:00:16,697 --> 01:00:19,156 You might want to have Dr. Kurtzman here drive you home. 917 01:00:20,784 --> 01:00:24,620 And here is a prescription for an anti-inflammatory. 918 01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:27,665 Don't worry. You're in good hands. 919 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,792 Your girlfriend here is a very talented doctor. 920 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,503 No. No, I'm... I'm not his girlfriend. 921 01:00:32,671 --> 01:00:34,463 She is not my girlfriend. 922 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:38,175 Oh, sorry. I saw that he listed you as an emergency contact. 923 01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:42,805 My mistake. Feel better. 924 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:47,184 Oh, by the way, I enjoyed your dad's TV show. 925 01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:49,645 Great Scott. That's funny stuff. 926 01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:52,356 I'll tell him you said that. 927 01:00:57,446 --> 01:01:00,573 My dad invited me to dinner, 928 01:01:00,741 --> 01:01:02,742 and he's bringing Vanessa. 929 01:01:03,744 --> 01:01:06,454 - You have to come. - No, I don't. 930 01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:08,873 I just worked 14 hours. I'm not gonna meet your parents. 931 01:01:09,041 --> 01:01:11,917 You know what? Just help me. 932 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:17,923 These are really powerful painkillers. I can't feel anything. 933 01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:21,552 Feel that? 934 01:01:23,722 --> 01:01:26,015 Yeah. I felt that. 935 01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:28,100 Happy birthday, Adam. 936 01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:30,603 I'm so glad you guys could join us for dinner. 937 01:01:30,771 --> 01:01:33,439 Cheers. I'll come right back to take your order. 938 01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:38,235 So, how you doing there, kiddo? 939 01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:41,864 Perfect, Dad. Thank you for asking. 940 01:01:43,116 --> 01:01:44,784 How long have you two been together? 941 01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:46,702 Oh, we're not. 942 01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:50,164 - We're sex friends. - Yeah. Yes, we are. 943 01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:54,460 Yeah, friends with benefits? Fuck buddies? 944 01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:58,089 Great Scott! 945 01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:03,636 I know this might be hard, but just because I'm your ex-girlfriend 946 01:02:03,804 --> 01:02:09,392 doesn't mean that you can't look at me as a kind of... mum? 947 01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:11,477 - Oh, boy. - Especially because, well, 948 01:02:11,645 --> 01:02:17,566 Alvin and I have been talking about creating new life together. 949 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:19,819 You see, we were at Burning Man. 950 01:02:19,986 --> 01:02:22,905 - And we were dressed up. - Yeah. I was dressed as a fire bird. 951 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:24,824 And what were you dressed as? 952 01:02:24,991 --> 01:02:28,494 I was naked. And we were just out there in the desert, 953 01:02:28,662 --> 01:02:31,330 and he was burying my bare body in the sand. 954 01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:34,834 Yeah. Pecking at it with my... fire beak. 955 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,919 And then I just thought, 956 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:41,257 you know, what if all these grains of sand, 957 01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:44,051 were actually babies? 958 01:02:44,678 --> 01:02:48,264 - And so we... - We had this wonderful idea. 959 01:02:48,432 --> 01:02:52,560 And we... well, we'd like your blessing, Adam. 960 01:02:52,727 --> 01:02:56,272 How do you feel about the two of us having a baby together? 961 01:02:58,650 --> 01:02:59,733 Adam. 962 01:03:02,737 --> 01:03:05,281 This isn't really my place. I mean, who am I? 963 01:03:05,449 --> 01:03:07,283 I just have sex with your son sometimes. 964 01:03:07,451 --> 01:03:09,118 - But... - Yes, she does. 965 01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:12,746 But... there is really no reason 966 01:03:12,914 --> 01:03:15,207 for you to bring a child into this world, 967 01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:17,918 since you're acting like children already. 968 01:03:18,086 --> 01:03:20,337 - That was really mean. - Yeah. 969 01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,549 I'm mean. But you're fucking crazy. 970 01:03:23,717 --> 01:03:25,843 'Cause given the choice between Adam and his dad, 971 01:03:26,011 --> 01:03:27,887 given the choice between Adam and anyone, really, 972 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:30,598 I'd choose Adam, every time. 973 01:03:33,101 --> 01:03:36,187 - Do you want to get out of here? - Yep. 974 01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:38,355 Fuck this. 975 01:03:39,524 --> 01:03:41,692 Oh, by the way... 976 01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:43,652 ...it's the best sex of my life. 977 01:03:47,782 --> 01:03:49,492 Great Scott! 978 01:03:56,625 --> 01:04:00,794 I have to say, this is probably the best birthday dinner ever. 979 01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:02,880 I wanted to make it special. 980 01:04:03,048 --> 01:04:04,381 Yeah? Where's the cake? 981 01:04:05,425 --> 01:04:07,384 That comes later, baby. 982 01:04:10,931 --> 01:04:12,264 - Hey. - What? 983 01:04:12,432 --> 01:04:15,935 Thank you for what you did back at the restaurant. 984 01:04:34,496 --> 01:04:36,121 Go on a date with me. 985 01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:39,041 You're heavily sedated. 986 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:42,670 Come on, it's... it's one date. Just do it. 987 01:04:42,837 --> 01:04:45,756 Why? So I can wear makeup and act perfect all night? 988 01:04:45,924 --> 01:04:47,383 Yeah. 989 01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:51,470 I'll pick you up, and we can talk about our favorite books 990 01:04:51,638 --> 01:04:54,348 and our favorite TV shows. 991 01:04:54,516 --> 01:04:57,017 I'll pay for everything, and you can reward me 992 01:04:57,185 --> 01:04:59,979 with an over-the-jeans cock rub. 993 01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:02,356 Like a real date. 994 01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:05,943 - Is that really what you want? - This Friday. 995 01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:08,362 This Friday is Valentine's Day. 996 01:05:08,530 --> 01:05:09,863 - Yeah. - No. 997 01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:12,324 Go big or go home. There'll be hearts, 998 01:05:12,492 --> 01:05:15,077 and maybe some flowers. 999 01:05:18,498 --> 01:05:19,665 One date. 1000 01:05:23,712 --> 01:05:25,296 Fine. 1001 01:05:25,463 --> 01:05:31,343 - What? - I'll go on a date with you. 1002 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:34,138 - I thought that's what you said. - But no flowers, OK? 1003 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:56,076 You look amazing. 1004 01:05:56,244 --> 01:05:58,662 Thank you. 1005 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:04,960 - You said no flowers. - That's pretty cute. 1006 01:06:05,128 --> 01:06:06,962 Yeah, I'm pretty good at this. 1007 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:10,466 Thank you. 1008 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:14,970 I've had a really tough day, so, I just won't... 1009 01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:17,765 I promise. It's about to get better. 1010 01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:34,573 - I made you a Valentine's Day card. - What? 1011 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,078 It's perfect. 1012 01:06:39,245 --> 01:06:42,706 Can you read it for me? Is that weird? 1013 01:06:44,584 --> 01:06:48,545 "You give me premature ventricular contractions." 1014 01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:52,925 - I'm assuming that's a good thing? - You make my heart skip a beat. 1015 01:06:55,428 --> 01:06:57,846 - Don't make fun of me. - Wow. 1016 01:06:58,723 --> 01:07:00,849 - So, you ready for tonight? - Yeah. 1017 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,227 I'm glad to see you. 1018 01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:08,774 - Are you excited? - Yeah. 1019 01:07:09,901 --> 01:07:11,026 - Louder! - Yeah! 1020 01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:13,529 - Yeah! - So excited! 1021 01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:19,118 - Here's our itinerary. - You made me an itinerary? 1022 01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:22,121 Yeah, we got a lot to do. We got to make up for lost time. 1023 01:07:23,415 --> 01:07:25,040 Google Maps. Nice. 1024 01:07:25,834 --> 01:07:28,627 OK, full disclosure: 1025 01:07:28,795 --> 01:07:30,963 I have played before, 1026 01:07:31,131 --> 01:07:33,382 and I might be kind of good. 1027 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,050 - This is pretty. - It is pretty. 1028 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:37,720 - But this... it's just gonna be fun. - OK. 1029 01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:39,471 Ladies first. 1030 01:07:40,223 --> 01:07:43,976 OK. Don't expect too much. 1031 01:07:48,148 --> 01:07:49,481 Nice and easy. 1032 01:07:57,824 --> 01:08:01,410 - Yeah. I stuck it in. - Wow. 1033 01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:03,829 Well, this hole's a little bit more complicated. 1034 01:08:03,997 --> 01:08:07,624 You're gonna have to bank it off there. It's all about the geometry. 1035 01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:09,168 I'm a doctor. 1036 01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:24,558 That hole is my bitch! 1037 01:08:38,823 --> 01:08:41,533 Yes! Yes! 1038 01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:43,285 Yeah! 1039 01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:46,163 Thank you. 1040 01:08:46,831 --> 01:08:48,791 I don't get my own milkshake? 1041 01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:52,878 No, it's one milkshake, two straws. That's what makes it special. 1042 01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:54,838 But I'm so hungry. 1043 01:08:55,006 --> 01:08:57,716 We have dinner later. Didn't you read the itinerary? 1044 01:08:57,884 --> 01:09:00,552 You're gonna get more shake, you have a bigger mouth. 1045 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:03,514 You have a pretty big mouth. Oh, easy. 1046 01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:10,938 Hey! That's cheating. 1047 01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:19,696 Sorry. 1048 01:09:21,115 --> 01:09:22,366 Thanks. 1049 01:09:23,451 --> 01:09:26,745 I really like you. 1050 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:29,122 I actually think that... 1051 01:09:32,961 --> 01:09:34,545 ...I'm falling... 1052 01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:41,552 You can have the rest. 1053 01:10:09,289 --> 01:10:11,623 How do they change these lightbulbs? 1054 01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:13,375 Must be a nightmare. 1055 01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:17,379 - Adam? - Oh, here. You want your coat? 1056 01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:19,214 - I can take that. - You cold? 1057 01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:26,471 I can't do this. Could you please take me back to work? 1058 01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:29,182 No. No, that's not the deal. 1059 01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:31,977 The deal is that we're gonna walk around, 1060 01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:34,521 and we're gonna look at the twinkly lights, and then... 1061 01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:36,690 Why are you messing everything up? 1062 01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:39,818 That's what people do, Emma. 1063 01:10:39,986 --> 01:10:41,987 They buy each other flowers, and they go to museums... 1064 01:10:42,155 --> 01:10:45,282 You know me. This stuff freaks me out. 1065 01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:46,909 It's fake. 1066 01:10:48,494 --> 01:10:51,830 What's wrong with what we're doing? It's working. We don't have to fight... 1067 01:10:51,998 --> 01:10:54,333 - Maybe I want to fight. - Yeah, well, I don't. 1068 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:57,544 What are you gonna do? You're never gonna feel anything? 1069 01:10:57,712 --> 01:10:59,129 How you gonna do that? 1070 01:10:59,297 --> 01:11:01,840 I don't know. I'll figure it out. 1071 01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:07,930 - You're so messed up. - Yeah? 1072 01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:12,643 I don't need you to take care of me. I take care of myself. 1073 01:11:13,353 --> 01:11:15,520 That's what I do. 1074 01:11:15,688 --> 01:11:20,567 Why don't you go find some other girl who's not gonna hurt you? 1075 01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:25,072 Because I love you. 1076 01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:27,532 It's obvious. I completely love you. There. 1077 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:29,534 Oh, yeah. You're such a wimp. 1078 01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:31,578 - I am not a wimp. - Well, then be with me! 1079 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:34,831 OK, you're gonna fight me. Yeah? Is that what you're gonna? 1080 01:11:34,999 --> 01:11:39,461 You can't fight me, you're miniature. You're like a girl Rick Moranis. 1081 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,547 You fight like a hamster. 1082 01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:45,050 Hey. Hey! 1083 01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:49,554 Excuse me! Excuse me! You can't do that here. 1084 01:11:49,722 --> 01:11:52,516 OK. I'm sorry. 1085 01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:01,817 All right, you're out! 1086 01:12:18,626 --> 01:12:20,419 I can't keep doing this. 1087 01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:27,592 I'm not gonna see you again. 1088 01:12:29,095 --> 01:12:30,429 I know. 1089 01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:33,181 That makes sense. 1090 01:12:40,523 --> 01:12:42,399 Bye. 1091 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:16,850 - Hey, you OK? - Yeah. I'm fine, thanks. 1092 01:13:17,018 --> 01:13:21,063 - You wanna go get a coffee? - No, thanks. 1093 01:13:36,579 --> 01:13:38,497 You're a really good cook. 1094 01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:40,248 Oh, this? I just threw it together. 1095 01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:42,918 Oh, shit. 1096 01:13:43,836 --> 01:13:44,836 Oh, hey, Adam! 1097 01:13:47,006 --> 01:13:49,216 Adam. Hello! 1098 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:51,968 Lucy. 1099 01:13:52,136 --> 01:13:53,720 Yeah, we were just having a romantic night 1100 01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:55,889 when your friend stopped by from work. 1101 01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:57,808 Usually I spend Valentine's Day catching up on work and stuff, 1102 01:13:57,975 --> 01:14:00,393 but this is like, this is really fun. 1103 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:02,854 How was your night? 1104 01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:05,273 Yeah, it wasn't. 1105 01:14:10,029 --> 01:14:11,738 Do you want to go to my room? 1106 01:14:11,906 --> 01:14:14,032 Yes, I do. Perfect. 1107 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,409 Sorry, gotta go. So sorry. 1108 01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:19,371 Oh, you know what? I need a napkin. Can I just borrow this one? 1109 01:14:19,539 --> 01:14:23,500 Sorry. Just... quick. Thank you. Beautiful. 1110 01:14:23,668 --> 01:14:25,585 So, I'm really excited to talk to you. 1111 01:14:25,753 --> 01:14:29,548 I hope it's OK that I got your address from the W-4. 1112 01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:31,925 - Is that weird? OK. - No. 1113 01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:37,639 Oh, wow. This is cool. This is a cool space. 1114 01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:39,015 - Thanks. - Cozy. 1115 01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:41,685 I didn't know that... I'm sorry about everything. 1116 01:14:41,853 --> 01:14:44,020 What? Oh, my God. You're sorry? Are you crazy? 1117 01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:47,566 No, I'm sorry. I'm the one who's come to your house uninvited. 1118 01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:50,527 So unprofessional. But I read your script. 1119 01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:54,239 - And I love it. I really do. - Really? 1120 01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:56,241 Yeah, and honestly, like, I didn't think that you could write, 1121 01:14:56,409 --> 01:14:58,910 mainly 'cause you're just... so beautiful. 1122 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:03,790 - Seriously, it's distracting for me. - Thank you. For reading it. 1123 01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:05,083 Yeah. 1124 01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:07,752 I mean, it's just teenagers singing about homework. 1125 01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:09,921 Yeah, yeah, but no, I read it and I was like, 1126 01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:12,799 "God, I want to, like, drive over there and tell him in person." 1127 01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:14,676 So I did. I got in my car, and here I am. 1128 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:17,429 You know, it's just... I know, it sounds crazy, 1129 01:15:17,597 --> 01:15:19,264 'cause now that I'm saying it out loud, it does sound crazy. 1130 01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:22,267 It's not crazy. I mean, thank you for reading it. 1131 01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:24,311 No, no, no. I e-mailed it to Megan, and... 1132 01:15:24,478 --> 01:15:25,729 - No shit? - Yeah. 1133 01:15:25,897 --> 01:15:28,815 - And we'll see what she says. - Wow. 1134 01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:30,442 Yeah, I told her she'd be crazy to not like it. 1135 01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:33,778 But then again, she is a functioning psychotic, so it's like, who knows? 1136 01:15:33,946 --> 01:15:36,364 But there is this extra episode right before the break. 1137 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:37,908 And they are gonna hire a freelancer, so... 1138 01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:40,410 I feel like I'm talking too much about this, but... 1139 01:15:40,578 --> 01:15:42,454 - Hey, do you wanna? - What? 1140 01:15:42,622 --> 01:15:44,080 Yeah, sorry. What were you gonna? 1141 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:46,917 Just to hang out. 1142 01:15:48,002 --> 01:15:50,503 Oh. That's crazy. I was like, "What's he gonna say?" 1143 01:15:50,671 --> 01:15:53,298 And then you said that. It's not what I thought you were gonna say. 1144 01:15:57,303 --> 01:15:59,387 That is a chair. 1145 01:16:02,099 --> 01:16:03,475 Fuck, yeah. 1146 01:16:04,685 --> 01:16:06,061 Do I curse too much? 1147 01:16:06,854 --> 01:16:08,480 Fuck, no. 1148 01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:27,874 Dr. Anseed, three-two-five-one. Dr. Anseed... 1149 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:29,793 - Hey. ...three-two-five-one. 1150 01:16:32,838 --> 01:16:34,506 Can I say something? 1151 01:16:34,674 --> 01:16:36,424 And don't take this the wrong way, 1152 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:38,718 because you know I'll be your friend, no matter what. 1153 01:16:38,886 --> 01:16:41,846 It's just, you've been kind of depressing to be around lately, 1154 01:16:42,014 --> 01:16:46,309 and I might start avoiding you in the hallway, that's all. 1155 01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:48,311 Just thought you should know. 1156 01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:54,567 So, we won't be there for the rehearsal dinner, 1157 01:16:54,735 --> 01:16:57,153 but we'll definitely be there for the wedding on Saturday. 1158 01:16:57,321 --> 01:16:58,446 Well, what are you doing tonight? 1159 01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:02,659 Adam's episode is taping tonight, so Eli wanted to go. 1160 01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:05,912 - I don't have to go. - No. No, go. Have fun, really. 1161 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:07,497 Doctors. 1162 01:17:10,501 --> 01:17:11,459 So? 1163 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,420 Don't worry about it. I'll see you Saturday. 1164 01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:29,894 - He's an amazing lover. - Oh, boy. 1165 01:17:30,730 --> 01:17:32,230 That's... 1166 01:17:32,398 --> 01:17:34,316 ...why they call him Bones. 1167 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:40,739 You know, I worry about you sometimes. 1168 01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:43,950 Why? Is this about me not having a date? 1169 01:17:44,118 --> 01:17:48,955 No, no. I know you can dance alone, and I know that you'll be fine. 1170 01:17:49,123 --> 01:17:51,333 You're always fine. 1171 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:54,919 - So? - I don't know. 1172 01:17:57,048 --> 01:18:00,216 When we lost your father, I couldn't stand to see you in pain, 1173 01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:04,596 and... I think you knew that. 1174 01:18:05,890 --> 01:18:10,226 And I think that... you got good at being strong for me. 1175 01:18:12,980 --> 01:18:15,607 But I'm telling you, be hurt. 1176 01:18:15,775 --> 01:18:17,734 I can take it. 1177 01:18:20,821 --> 01:18:22,781 The world can take it. 1178 01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:28,953 OK. 1179 01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:33,875 Very pretty here. 1180 01:19:49,702 --> 01:19:51,911 So come by the bar. Great place. 1181 01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:53,997 Bring your friends. I will take care of you. 1182 01:19:54,165 --> 01:19:56,583 Here's my business card. I'm the owner. Me. 1183 01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:58,543 - So make sure you come by. - Yeah. 1184 01:19:58,711 --> 01:20:01,212 All right? Hey. Great job. 1185 01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:03,089 - Yeah, great job, man. - Really good, yeah. 1186 01:20:03,257 --> 01:20:06,050 - You guys liked it? Like really? - Yeah. 1187 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:08,928 - But Wallace cried. - So? 1188 01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:11,139 It reminded me of my senior prom. 1189 01:20:11,307 --> 01:20:14,225 I got a hand job on the dance floor to "Who Let The Dogs Out." 1190 01:20:15,603 --> 01:20:18,813 Hey. Sorry. OK, so there's good news, bad news. 1191 01:20:18,981 --> 01:20:21,316 The bad news is, Megan is remarkably drunk. 1192 01:20:21,484 --> 01:20:23,401 Seriously, she was, like, trying to take her shirt off. 1193 01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:26,029 But the good news is, she wants to put you on staff. 1194 01:20:26,906 --> 01:20:28,239 - Really? - So... Yeah. 1195 01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:30,158 - That's amazing. - Yeah, so she... Yeah. 1196 01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:32,285 - Thank you. - So, you're a paid writer. 1197 01:20:32,453 --> 01:20:34,287 Yeah. 1198 01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:37,332 Oh, my God. She's getting on the buffet table? That makes... 1199 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:38,958 Wow. 1200 01:20:39,126 --> 01:20:40,752 Why are you not trying to fuck that girl? 1201 01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:41,961 Yeah. 1202 01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:45,548 Yeah, she's crazy hot, Adam. She's like a sexy scientist. 1203 01:20:45,716 --> 01:20:48,635 You need to go over there, man up, you need to go for it. 1204 01:20:48,802 --> 01:20:51,054 We're counting on you here, man. Man up, man! 1205 01:20:51,222 --> 01:20:54,432 - Go for it! Man up! - You keep saying "Man up." 1206 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:56,976 - You cried during the show. - I liked the show. 1207 01:20:59,939 --> 01:21:01,314 Yeah. 1208 01:21:01,482 --> 01:21:03,608 - It was very good. - It was OK. 1209 01:21:03,776 --> 01:21:05,902 You know, I have to... One minute. 1210 01:21:10,241 --> 01:21:11,824 Katie? 1211 01:21:11,992 --> 01:21:14,452 The bridesmaids had pot. 1212 01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:16,788 Oh, my God, I'm so hungry. 1213 01:21:17,748 --> 01:21:19,958 Are you OK? 1214 01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:24,295 I'm fine, I just... You know, I just... 1215 01:21:24,463 --> 01:21:26,631 Oh, God, I just love Kevin. 1216 01:21:26,799 --> 01:21:29,509 I just love Kevin so much, you know? 1217 01:21:29,677 --> 01:21:33,471 - I know you think it's stupid. - No. No, I don't. 1218 01:21:33,639 --> 01:21:35,765 - You don't? - No. 1219 01:21:40,813 --> 01:21:42,397 I can't stop thinking about him. 1220 01:21:42,565 --> 01:21:45,858 Who? Adam? 1221 01:21:48,696 --> 01:21:52,657 Yeah. I know it's over, and I'm looking. 1222 01:21:52,825 --> 01:21:56,202 It's just no one is as... 1223 01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:58,454 - Tall? - He's so tall. 1224 01:21:58,622 --> 01:22:01,207 - So tall... - And he's so, like... 1225 01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:04,961 - Happy? - Annoyingly happy, all the time. 1226 01:22:06,005 --> 01:22:09,507 But he has this... 1227 01:22:11,135 --> 01:22:13,052 He has the best heart. 1228 01:22:17,516 --> 01:22:19,559 - Call him. - What? No. 1229 01:22:19,727 --> 01:22:21,019 I can't just call him. 1230 01:22:21,186 --> 01:22:23,146 I'm too stoned. Don't argue with me. 1231 01:22:23,314 --> 01:22:24,689 He doesn't want me to call him. 1232 01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:26,608 I'm the bride. You have to do what I say. 1233 01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:29,110 - We haven't talked in months. - I'm the bride, it's my day. 1234 01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:30,695 It's my day! 1235 01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:33,489 Hey, Adam! 1236 01:22:34,116 --> 01:22:35,408 Oh, God. 1237 01:22:35,993 --> 01:22:38,453 You're so dope. Did you know that about yourself? 1238 01:22:38,621 --> 01:22:40,288 Mama needs to get a cab home, so... 1239 01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:42,540 - Yeah. - Shoot, I left my phone in my office... 1240 01:22:42,708 --> 01:22:44,167 I got it, I got it. Hang on. Here. 1241 01:22:44,335 --> 01:22:45,793 - Do you want to call and just? - Yeah. 1242 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:47,795 What are you doing? 1243 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:51,466 Chuck! Chuck! Will you please fuck off? Please? 1244 01:22:51,634 --> 01:22:53,134 - I don't want to go. - Yeah, all right. 1245 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:55,053 I don't want to go home. 1246 01:22:55,638 --> 01:22:57,639 - I don't want to go home. - Who is it? 1247 01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:02,226 "Do Not Call Her" is calling. Do you want to take it? 1248 01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:04,937 I want your face. 1249 01:23:17,201 --> 01:23:18,242 Hello? 1250 01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:20,620 Hi. 1251 01:23:20,788 --> 01:23:23,748 It's Emma. Kurtzman. 1252 01:23:23,916 --> 01:23:25,917 From Camp Weehawken. 1253 01:23:29,171 --> 01:23:33,257 Yes... What is it? 1254 01:23:34,093 --> 01:23:38,846 So, my sister is getting married in Santa Barbara tomorrow, and... 1255 01:23:40,224 --> 01:23:43,434 I don't know. I heard your show is tonight. Congratulations. 1256 01:23:43,602 --> 01:23:45,603 Thank you. 1257 01:23:47,773 --> 01:23:51,275 I know this is random. I just... 1258 01:23:52,194 --> 01:23:55,613 I miss you. I miss you so much. 1259 01:23:56,740 --> 01:23:57,990 OK. 1260 01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:01,828 I don't know what to say. 1261 01:24:02,496 --> 01:24:05,623 You're... You're calling me because you're at your sister's wedding, 1262 01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:07,458 and she looks happy, and... 1263 01:24:07,626 --> 01:24:11,462 ...everyone is happy, and you're not. 1264 01:24:13,090 --> 01:24:17,510 I thought... I don't know what I thought. I just... 1265 01:24:17,678 --> 01:24:20,972 I... I guess I wanted to hear your voice. 1266 01:24:22,141 --> 01:24:24,892 - I mean, I know we broke up, but... - Emma. 1267 01:24:26,145 --> 01:24:30,148 We didn't break up. We never started. 1268 01:24:32,276 --> 01:24:34,861 I gotta go. I'm still at work, so... 1269 01:24:36,155 --> 01:24:40,533 Have fun at the wedding, and tell your sister congratulations. 1270 01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:42,869 Bye. 1271 01:24:51,670 --> 01:24:54,130 Oh, fuck. 1272 01:25:02,181 --> 01:25:03,181 I have to... 1273 01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:05,808 - Go. - Now. 1274 01:25:10,981 --> 01:25:14,233 - Hey. Can I? - Hey. Of course. 1275 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:16,861 Is everything OK? Are you? 1276 01:25:17,029 --> 01:25:18,571 Yeah. 1277 01:25:18,739 --> 01:25:21,532 - Yeah. Yes. - Yeah. Good. 1278 01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:24,243 - This is amazing. - Yeah. 1279 01:25:24,411 --> 01:25:26,078 Thank you for this. This... 1280 01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:28,581 - What? - This was all you. 1281 01:25:28,749 --> 01:25:32,043 - What? No, I mean... - No, I'm not here without you. 1282 01:25:32,211 --> 01:25:35,838 That's... That's not true. It's all you. 1283 01:25:36,006 --> 01:25:37,465 It's all you. This was all you. 1284 01:25:39,802 --> 01:25:42,678 Hey, wait! If you don't make it back for my wedding, I'll kill you. 1285 01:25:42,846 --> 01:25:44,514 Bye. Drive safe. 1286 01:26:40,821 --> 01:26:43,281 No, but that was you, and it felt poignant 1287 01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:44,782 that, of course, the song was "It Was You." 1288 01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:47,743 - When Benji and Sari did the kiss... - They committed to it. 1289 01:26:47,911 --> 01:26:50,580 That's what hit. Do you think they could remix the song? 1290 01:26:50,747 --> 01:26:53,916 How drunk was Megan? She tried to hump my leg. 1291 01:26:54,084 --> 01:26:55,793 You have no idea, the stories that I could tell you. 1292 01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:59,297 - No, she really tried to like mount it. - Yeah, I know. 1293 01:27:02,301 --> 01:27:03,926 Yeah, I got it. 1294 01:27:06,430 --> 01:27:08,139 Ornery thing. 1295 01:27:26,158 --> 01:27:28,993 Hey. How'd it go? Did you find him? 1296 01:27:29,828 --> 01:27:34,040 Yeah. He was with... with a girl. It was his girlfriend. 1297 01:27:35,042 --> 01:27:37,376 And I was in a bush. 1298 01:27:37,544 --> 01:27:39,003 - Oh. - Yeah. 1299 01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:40,671 Crap. 1300 01:27:43,008 --> 01:27:45,468 - Are you still there? - Yeah. 1301 01:27:45,636 --> 01:27:47,511 OK, get in your car and drive away. 1302 01:27:47,679 --> 01:27:49,639 And how much money do you have on you? 1303 01:27:52,643 --> 01:27:54,477 Like ten bucks. 1304 01:27:54,645 --> 01:27:57,563 OK. The box of 50 doughnut holes is $5.79. 1305 01:27:58,732 --> 01:28:01,067 You're gonna need two boxes. 1306 01:28:01,234 --> 01:28:02,693 I lost him. 1307 01:28:02,861 --> 01:28:06,364 - I'm so sorry. - Yeah. 1308 01:28:06,531 --> 01:28:09,992 - I love you. - I know. 1309 01:28:12,871 --> 01:28:15,206 So, then when I was, like, 11, I was in therapy 1310 01:28:15,374 --> 01:28:18,376 because I was, like, obsessively biting my hair, 1311 01:28:18,543 --> 01:28:21,212 and then three months in, my therapist died. 1312 01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:22,964 - I know, so that was kind of a bummer. - Whoa. 1313 01:28:23,131 --> 01:28:26,050 But, yeah. That's why I hate planes. 1314 01:28:27,552 --> 01:28:28,594 Thanks. 1315 01:28:28,762 --> 01:28:30,596 - So, that's that story. - Cheers. 1316 01:28:30,764 --> 01:28:32,264 Thank you. 1317 01:28:39,231 --> 01:28:40,272 - I'm so sorry. - No... 1318 01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:42,400 - That was such a fail on my part. - It's OK... 1319 01:28:42,567 --> 01:28:43,901 - Wait, let me... - It's fine. 1320 01:28:44,695 --> 01:28:46,070 We can... I can do better than that. 1321 01:28:46,238 --> 01:28:48,280 - Can we try again? - Sure. Mulligan. 1322 01:28:48,448 --> 01:28:50,157 - Let's... Why don't we? - OK. 1323 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:51,701 All right. 1324 01:28:58,250 --> 01:29:01,210 Oh, my God. This is happening. Is this really happening? 1325 01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:04,338 Oh, my God. You're touching me. This is so happening. 1326 01:29:04,506 --> 01:29:06,757 Maybe we don't need to talk about everything. 1327 01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:10,594 Oh. OK, great. OK. Cool. 1328 01:29:12,806 --> 01:29:14,974 Wait. Are you sure that you want to do this, though? 1329 01:29:16,435 --> 01:29:18,436 Yes. Yeah. 1330 01:29:18,603 --> 01:29:20,563 OK, 'cause, like, we can just talk about it, if you want... 1331 01:29:20,731 --> 01:29:24,108 - Let's not talk about it. - Oh, OK. OK. 1332 01:29:24,276 --> 01:29:26,527 Wait. Should I take my shirt off, or do you want to... 1333 01:29:26,695 --> 01:29:28,404 Do you want to take it off yourself? 1334 01:29:28,572 --> 01:29:31,532 - I'll take it off. - You know what? I'll take it off. 1335 01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:33,075 OK. 1336 01:29:36,788 --> 01:29:38,706 Glad I wore a good bra. 1337 01:29:40,625 --> 01:29:43,210 Is that your phone? Do you wanna? 1338 01:29:44,171 --> 01:29:45,212 We'll just ignore it. 1339 01:29:45,380 --> 01:29:47,423 You can just get it. 1340 01:29:48,258 --> 01:29:50,134 No, it's fine. 1341 01:29:52,137 --> 01:29:55,473 - Is it "Do Not Call Her"? - No. 1342 01:29:56,266 --> 01:29:57,475 I don't know. 1343 01:29:59,311 --> 01:30:01,353 Wait. I'll just... 1344 01:30:01,521 --> 01:30:02,813 - OK. - I'll just shut it off. 1345 01:30:02,981 --> 01:30:06,067 Yeah, just... That'll be easier, switch... 1346 01:30:09,654 --> 01:30:12,156 - Sorry. - Yeah. 1347 01:30:12,324 --> 01:30:13,908 Vanessa? 1348 01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:21,665 - I'm coming. - You're what? 1349 01:30:25,128 --> 01:30:28,047 It's my dad. There's an emergency. He's in the hospital. 1350 01:30:28,215 --> 01:30:31,175 Oh, my God. OK. Do you want me to go with you? 1351 01:30:31,343 --> 01:30:34,887 - No, I'm OK. - OK. 1352 01:30:35,055 --> 01:30:37,181 - Can I call you later? - Yeah. No, I'll get a cab. 1353 01:30:37,349 --> 01:30:39,934 I'll, like, find my way home. Go. Yeah. 1354 01:30:54,282 --> 01:30:57,201 Keep, keep bleedin' love 1355 01:30:57,369 --> 01:31:01,622 Keep bleedin' I keep, keep bleedin' 1356 01:31:16,221 --> 01:31:18,430 Hey. Where is he? What happened? 1357 01:31:18,598 --> 01:31:20,057 OK. 1358 01:31:20,225 --> 01:31:22,226 Don't freak out, OK? 1359 01:31:23,562 --> 01:31:25,396 Your dad overdosed on cough syrup. 1360 01:31:26,106 --> 01:31:28,816 - He what? - The Purple Drank. 1361 01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:31,402 "The Purple Drank"? 1362 01:31:31,570 --> 01:31:35,406 It's Seven-Up, cough syrup and a Jolly Rancher. 1363 01:31:36,700 --> 01:31:39,201 Why would he do that, Vanessa? 1364 01:31:39,369 --> 01:31:41,453 Because he loves Lil Wayne, OK? 1365 01:31:41,621 --> 01:31:43,581 You don't know everything about your dad. 1366 01:31:43,748 --> 01:31:47,293 Why are you making him listen to Lil Wayne? 1367 01:31:47,878 --> 01:31:51,547 - You should be taking care of him. - I can't do this. I can't do it. 1368 01:31:51,715 --> 01:31:54,466 You know, I didn't think that it was gonna be so... 1369 01:31:55,886 --> 01:31:59,263 I don't want to have kids. I... I just... I want to have fun. 1370 01:32:02,017 --> 01:32:06,478 - He's so old. - Yeah. He's getting older. 1371 01:32:07,230 --> 01:32:09,440 And you're gonna have to deal with that. 1372 01:32:10,942 --> 01:32:14,695 Adam... old people scare me. 1373 01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:19,408 Let's just go see him, OK? 1374 01:32:19,576 --> 01:32:22,536 No, no, no. I can't. I can't. Adam, I can't. I've gotta go. 1375 01:32:22,704 --> 01:32:26,540 My friend, she's having a party. I'm already so late. 1376 01:32:28,168 --> 01:32:30,002 Will you just take Freckles? 1377 01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:39,511 Don't take this the wrong way, but you're a terrible person. 1378 01:32:39,679 --> 01:32:41,805 Just take Freckles. 1379 01:33:12,379 --> 01:33:13,837 Hey, Dad. 1380 01:33:16,758 --> 01:33:18,300 Hey, kiddo. 1381 01:33:20,303 --> 01:33:24,265 - I had a bad trip on The Drank. - Yeah, I heard. 1382 01:33:28,019 --> 01:33:31,021 If anybody asks, this is a Seeing Eye dog. 1383 01:33:34,526 --> 01:33:37,152 - Where's? - She went home. 1384 01:33:38,154 --> 01:33:39,280 Right. 1385 01:33:41,741 --> 01:33:45,286 I really don't like the Little Wayne. Can't understand what he's saying. 1386 01:33:47,247 --> 01:33:49,873 You know who I wish was here right now? 1387 01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:51,583 Your mom. 1388 01:33:52,419 --> 01:33:55,546 Yeah. Well, you left her, so... 1389 01:33:58,008 --> 01:33:59,300 Why? 1390 01:34:00,385 --> 01:34:03,679 When you're married and you do blow... 1391 01:34:04,806 --> 01:34:07,891 ...try to stay away from women who want to fuck you. 1392 01:34:08,059 --> 01:34:09,643 Even ugly women. 1393 01:34:09,811 --> 01:34:13,272 Blow is blind, Adam. Blow is blind. 1394 01:34:14,274 --> 01:34:15,774 You're an asshole. 1395 01:34:16,651 --> 01:34:18,152 But you're not. 1396 01:34:19,237 --> 01:34:24,366 You got a good heart, Adam. Try to keep it. 1397 01:34:24,534 --> 01:34:27,828 Where's that girl, Emma? You guys still together? 1398 01:34:29,414 --> 01:34:33,500 - We were never together. - Oh, that's right. Friends... 1399 01:34:34,794 --> 01:34:37,671 Sex friends... I'm old. I don't know what you call it. 1400 01:34:37,839 --> 01:34:39,006 You liked her. 1401 01:34:42,886 --> 01:34:45,012 She drives me crazy. 1402 01:34:49,768 --> 01:34:52,936 I'm 58 years old. I've been married three times. 1403 01:34:53,104 --> 01:34:54,897 Twice. 1404 01:34:55,607 --> 01:34:56,940 OK. 1405 01:34:57,108 --> 01:35:01,278 I've got six pictures of my cock on my phone, 1406 01:35:01,446 --> 01:35:03,113 and two of someone else's, 1407 01:35:03,281 --> 01:35:05,366 and I'm still pretty high on the cough syrup, 1408 01:35:05,533 --> 01:35:07,910 so you can take this with a grain of salt, but... 1409 01:35:08,078 --> 01:35:11,955 ...we don't pick who we fall in love with. 1410 01:35:12,123 --> 01:35:14,750 And it never happens like it should. 1411 01:35:17,754 --> 01:35:19,004 Yes. 1412 01:35:19,172 --> 01:35:24,760 I may have to kill this dog. I just haven't decided how. 1413 01:35:29,516 --> 01:35:31,392 Get some sleep, Dad. 1414 01:35:33,645 --> 01:35:35,813 I'll call you in the morning. 1415 01:35:44,489 --> 01:35:46,615 He'll call in the morning. 1416 01:35:49,035 --> 01:35:50,619 Isn't that something? 1417 01:35:51,871 --> 01:35:53,497 Am I boring you? 1418 01:35:53,665 --> 01:35:55,207 Oh, good. 1419 01:36:10,515 --> 01:36:12,182 Adam! 1420 01:36:12,642 --> 01:36:17,688 Hey. You can't call me and tell me that you miss me. 1421 01:36:17,856 --> 01:36:20,482 I don't want to have that conversation on the phone. 1422 01:36:20,650 --> 01:36:24,027 So you can't text me and you can't e-mail me, 1423 01:36:24,195 --> 01:36:27,865 and you can't... write on my wall. 1424 01:36:28,032 --> 01:36:30,868 Like, if you really miss me, you need to grow up 1425 01:36:31,035 --> 01:36:34,288 and get in your car and come and see me. 1426 01:36:35,081 --> 01:36:36,874 I'm here. 1427 01:36:44,799 --> 01:36:46,383 How did... How did you know that? 1428 01:36:46,551 --> 01:36:50,387 Shira texted me about your dad, so I came here. 1429 01:36:56,102 --> 01:36:57,102 You got... 1430 01:36:59,355 --> 01:37:00,522 How is your dad? 1431 01:37:02,066 --> 01:37:03,734 - He's OK. - Good. 1432 01:37:05,987 --> 01:37:09,907 - I know I can't just call you. - No. You can't. 1433 01:37:10,074 --> 01:37:13,952 I know. I hurt you. I'm sorry. 1434 01:37:15,455 --> 01:37:19,500 I don't know why I wasted so much time pretending I didn't care. 1435 01:37:19,667 --> 01:37:24,171 I guess I just didn't want to feel like this. 1436 01:37:24,339 --> 01:37:25,672 It hurts. 1437 01:37:28,259 --> 01:37:30,761 But I love you. I'm totally and completely in love with you, 1438 01:37:30,929 --> 01:37:34,306 and I don't care if you think it's too late, I'm telling you anyway. 1439 01:37:40,438 --> 01:37:42,814 - Will you please say something? - Wait. 1440 01:37:46,110 --> 01:37:47,528 You should know... 1441 01:37:50,323 --> 01:37:52,783 ...if you come any closer, 1442 01:37:52,951 --> 01:37:55,452 I'm not letting you go. 1443 01:38:06,047 --> 01:38:09,633 - I love you. - That's good. 1444 01:38:18,059 --> 01:38:20,227 You want to go with me to this stupid thing? 1445 01:38:20,395 --> 01:38:23,814 Your sister's wedding thing? 1446 01:38:25,024 --> 01:38:27,150 How long do we have till we have to be there? 1447 01:38:27,318 --> 01:38:29,695 A couple hours. 1448 01:38:30,613 --> 01:38:34,825 - What do you want to do? - Something crazy. 1449 01:38:45,878 --> 01:38:47,879 Now I know why you never wanted to have breakfast with me. 1450 01:38:48,047 --> 01:38:49,339 What? 1451 01:38:49,507 --> 01:38:53,510 You eat like a baby dinosaur. You don't even chew. 1452 01:38:54,679 --> 01:38:57,180 Do you think you can get used to it? 1453 01:38:57,348 --> 01:38:58,348 Yeah, I think so. 1454 01:38:58,516 --> 01:39:01,351 Good. I was hoping we could do this a lot more. 1455 01:39:01,519 --> 01:39:05,147 Really? You know, I was thinking... 1456 01:39:05,315 --> 01:39:07,983 We're gonna have to come up with some new rules. 1457 01:39:08,151 --> 01:39:11,028 I'd like to start calling you "honey" and "babe." 1458 01:39:11,195 --> 01:39:14,281 - I don't know about "babe." - No? 1459 01:39:15,617 --> 01:39:16,950 - Snuggling? - Oh, yeah. 1460 01:39:17,118 --> 01:39:21,788 - I'm gonna hold your hand. - Wow. This is all moving so fast. 1461 01:39:22,415 --> 01:39:26,043 Also, I'd like to leave the door open when I pee. 1462 01:39:28,421 --> 01:39:29,713 I think no. 1463 01:39:29,881 --> 01:39:34,051 I think I'm gonna do it all the time. It's gonna get weird. 1464 01:39:56,407 --> 01:39:58,742 - Thank God we're on time. - Yeah. 1465 01:40:15,885 --> 01:40:17,594 So what happens now? 1466 01:40:46,916 --> 01:40:49,710 - Adam should be here any minute. - Good, 'cause I'm starving. 1467 01:40:49,877 --> 01:40:54,256 So, you've told him about us. 1468 01:40:55,675 --> 01:40:57,634 - No, not yet. - What? 1469 01:40:59,053 --> 01:41:00,929 I thought I'd wait till he got here. 1470 01:41:04,100 --> 01:41:06,935 - And that's a good idea? - Yeah, it'll be fine. 1471 01:41:07,103 --> 01:41:09,312 So, to Burning Man? 1472 01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:11,982 - Was that fun, or what? - So fun. 1473 01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:14,067 Dad! 1474 01:41:14,235 --> 01:41:15,819 Eli! 1475 01:41:15,987 --> 01:41:17,237 This is her! This is Patrice! 1476 01:41:17,405 --> 01:41:20,323 Hi, it's so nice to see you again. 1477 01:41:20,491 --> 01:41:24,786 - We love you already! - Come on, family hug! 1478 01:42:15,588 --> 01:42:19,132 Shira, I feel like there are parts of me that I haven't explored yet. 1479 01:42:19,300 --> 01:42:22,344 And I'm feeling like I want to see other people. 1480 01:42:22,512 --> 01:42:25,138 Oh, I thought... This is embarrassing. 1481 01:42:25,306 --> 01:42:28,183 I have been seeing other people, Sam. 1482 01:42:28,351 --> 01:42:30,685 - You have? - Yeah, a lot of other people. 1483 01:42:30,853 --> 01:42:32,270 How many? 1484 01:42:32,438 --> 01:42:34,189 I don't know, man. I mean, 1485 01:42:34,357 --> 01:42:36,566 two that I can think of off the top of my head, but... 1486 01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:39,069 - You remember when I went to Cabo? - Yeah. 1487 01:42:39,237 --> 01:42:42,197 - I was a very bad girl on that trip. - You're kidding me? 1488 01:42:42,365 --> 01:42:43,782 You're doing great. 1489 01:42:43,950 --> 01:42:45,659 Keep pushing. 1490 01:42:45,827 --> 01:42:46,827 Oh, God. 1491 01:42:46,994 --> 01:42:49,329 I've got the ice chips, honey. Here you go. 1492 01:42:49,497 --> 01:42:51,998 Oh, I hate you, you dumb fuck! Get the fuck out... 1493 01:42:52,166 --> 01:42:55,001 - You eat the fucking ice chips! - I love you so much. 1494 01:42:56,963 --> 01:42:59,214 Come on. It's OK. 110626