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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,031 --> 00:00:01,211 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:03,938 --> 00:00:06,690 ♪ One two three four ♪ 3 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:17,451 - Whoo! - Whoa! 4 00:00:17,493 --> 00:00:21,622 ♪ I just want to celebrate another day of living ♪ 5 00:00:21,664 --> 00:00:22,957 Oh, that's not good! 6 00:00:22,999 --> 00:00:25,334 ♪ I just want to celebrate ♪ 7 00:00:25,375 --> 00:00:27,461 Gah! 8 00:00:27,503 --> 00:00:29,213 That's definitely not good! 9 00:00:29,254 --> 00:00:31,256 Johnny boy! 10 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:33,383 Come on! Come on! Agh! 11 00:00:33,425 --> 00:00:36,512 ♪ So I turn the other way and I carry on ♪ 12 00:00:36,553 --> 00:00:37,513 ♪ Anyhow ♪ 13 00:00:42,559 --> 00:00:44,812 Seriously? Oh, this not my day! 14 00:00:44,854 --> 00:00:48,858 ♪ I just want to celebrate another day of life ♪ 15 00:00:59,284 --> 00:01:01,120 I'm alive. 16 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:03,706 Oh, I'm alive. 17 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,752 I'm alive! 18 00:01:08,794 --> 00:01:09,753 Oh! 19 00:01:30,399 --> 00:01:31,525 - Hi. - Oh, my god. 20 00:01:31,567 --> 00:01:33,694 You still work for this old fool? 21 00:01:33,736 --> 00:01:36,155 Good to see you, too, Chrissy. 22 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:39,200 - Hey, Oswald. - Hello, Terry... 23 00:01:39,242 --> 00:01:40,367 Jason. 24 00:01:40,409 --> 00:01:41,952 We've met, like, fifteen times. 25 00:01:41,994 --> 00:01:42,953 - Bunch of times. - Yeah. 26 00:01:42,995 --> 00:01:44,038 It's good to see you again. 27 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,956 So, I have some bad news for you guys. 28 00:01:45,998 --> 00:01:47,166 - Oh... - I'm sorry to say 29 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:48,834 that the doctors did all they could, 30 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,794 but you should say your goodbyes. 31 00:01:50,836 --> 00:01:53,130 Children. 32 00:01:53,172 --> 00:01:56,800 Hey, dad. Hey, buddy. 33 00:01:56,842 --> 00:01:58,928 Look, I know this is probably a bad time, 34 00:01:58,969 --> 00:02:02,556 but I just wanted you to know that I'm totally ready 35 00:02:02,598 --> 00:02:04,975 to take over the company, uh, if you don't, 36 00:02:05,017 --> 00:02:07,436 um... live. 37 00:02:07,477 --> 00:02:09,313 Dad? 38 00:02:12,858 --> 00:02:15,444 Oh, hi, oh, you poor thing. 39 00:02:15,485 --> 00:02:19,115 You've been grooming me my entire life for this moment, 40 00:02:19,156 --> 00:02:21,825 and I'm ready to take over the company. 41 00:02:21,867 --> 00:02:22,868 Wait, I'm sorry. 42 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,287 I just said that I would do that. 43 00:02:24,328 --> 00:02:26,205 You don't even know what the company does. 44 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,749 Chrissy. 45 00:02:28,791 --> 00:02:30,167 You're my oldest. 46 00:02:30,209 --> 00:02:31,210 Favorite. 47 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:33,462 - He didn't say favorite. - He implied. 48 00:02:33,503 --> 00:02:37,466 Oswald, my son. 49 00:02:37,507 --> 00:02:38,467 Less favorite. 50 00:02:38,508 --> 00:02:40,427 - Male heir. - Hmm. 51 00:02:40,469 --> 00:02:44,140 I haven't decided yet who's gonna take over the company. 52 00:02:45,808 --> 00:02:48,102 There's something I haven't told you. 53 00:02:48,144 --> 00:02:52,982 Come close. 54 00:02:53,023 --> 00:02:55,651 I have another child. 55 00:02:55,692 --> 00:02:57,611 - What? - What? 56 00:02:59,738 --> 00:03:01,657 Balr... 57 00:03:04,701 --> 00:03:06,245 Beaur... 58 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,460 - Oh, God. - Oh! 59 00:03:13,502 --> 00:03:15,129 - Bora? - That is very loud. 60 00:03:15,171 --> 00:03:16,380 Bora? 61 00:03:16,421 --> 00:03:18,257 Beauregard Davis Jackson. 62 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:20,968 That's me and I am a winner. 63 00:03:21,010 --> 00:03:23,012 But it wasn't always that way. 64 00:03:23,053 --> 00:03:24,847 Actually, this is the end of the movie. 65 00:03:24,888 --> 00:03:26,890 Let's go back to the beginning. 66 00:03:27,432 --> 00:03:29,643 That's little me racing a motorbike 67 00:03:29,685 --> 00:03:31,603 I built out of spare parts. 68 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,605 Guess who won the semifinals? 69 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,983 I did! Look at that! 70 00:03:36,025 --> 00:03:37,484 And there's my best friends, 71 00:03:37,526 --> 00:03:38,527 Mandy and Noodle, 72 00:03:38,568 --> 00:03:39,945 cheering me on. 73 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:43,699 Oh, yeah, and that's Mandy's cousin Eskandar. 74 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:46,202 All I had to do is win one more race 75 00:03:46,243 --> 00:03:47,786 and I'd be the champion. 76 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:51,332 Nothing could possibly go wrong now. 77 00:03:51,374 --> 00:03:52,791 Oh, come on. 78 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,252 My fuckin' clutch cable broke in half. 79 00:03:55,294 --> 00:03:58,339 If it's broke then I'm done. 80 00:03:58,381 --> 00:03:59,756 Then there's Tommy. 81 00:03:59,798 --> 00:04:01,217 He's one of my friends. He's got cool hair. 82 00:04:01,258 --> 00:04:02,759 He tried to give me a clutch cable, 83 00:04:02,801 --> 00:04:04,511 - but his dad... - Hey, hold on there, son. 84 00:04:04,553 --> 00:04:05,721 Well, he had a different idea. 85 00:04:05,762 --> 00:04:08,098 That clutch cable cost ten dollars. 86 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:09,808 I don't have any money. 87 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,518 Well, if I'm gonna be stuck paying for it, 88 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:14,938 my boy here is gonna ride in the finals. 89 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:16,857 So, I fixed it. 90 00:04:16,899 --> 00:04:19,651 I let Tommy ride my bike and, of course, 91 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:22,196 he won on the bike I built. 92 00:04:24,823 --> 00:04:27,576 And that's where I learned a very valuable lesson. 93 00:04:27,617 --> 00:04:30,537 Tommy was a winner because he had money and a dad 94 00:04:30,579 --> 00:04:34,166 and I was a loser because I was broke and fatherless. 95 00:04:49,514 --> 00:04:50,849 That's my tractor. 96 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,726 I built her from the tires up. 97 00:04:52,768 --> 00:04:54,686 She's about to complete a full pull. 98 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,646 Red, white, and blue, baby! 99 00:04:56,688 --> 00:04:57,981 Whoo! 100 00:04:58,023 --> 00:05:00,525 But that's not me. That's Tommy. 101 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,945 Yep, same Tommy. 102 00:05:02,986 --> 00:05:05,530 Big mullet, even bigger asshole. 103 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:08,533 Ever since he won that race when we were kids. 104 00:05:09,785 --> 00:05:11,454 We are looking at a pull-off 105 00:05:11,495 --> 00:05:13,330 to settle this one, ladies and gentlemen. 106 00:05:13,372 --> 00:05:17,251 And there's me, grease monkey and Tommy's head mechanic. 107 00:05:17,293 --> 00:05:21,171 But this scratcher here could pay me $8,000! 108 00:05:23,048 --> 00:05:25,842 But, of course, it did not. 109 00:05:25,884 --> 00:05:27,261 Both drivers have 20 minutes 110 00:05:27,303 --> 00:05:28,845 to report for the final pull. 111 00:05:28,887 --> 00:05:30,680 This is my best bud Noodle. 112 00:05:30,722 --> 00:05:33,392 People think he's slow, but I think he's well-paced. 113 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,602 He has a condition called IBS, 114 00:05:35,644 --> 00:05:37,604 but mostly it's just diarrhea. 115 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,065 What'd I miss? 116 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:42,859 Tommy and Flint are centered on a pull-off. 117 00:05:42,901 --> 00:05:45,654 - He's gotta race again? - Yep. 118 00:05:45,695 --> 00:05:48,991 Well, it sounded like the valves were sticking. 119 00:05:49,032 --> 00:05:50,617 I'll get the engine cleaner. 120 00:05:53,329 --> 00:05:56,790 Where in the goddamn hell have you taken us? 121 00:05:56,832 --> 00:05:59,168 This is where Phineus' other son works. 122 00:05:59,209 --> 00:06:01,337 Oh, can-can you not call him that? 123 00:06:01,378 --> 00:06:02,587 What, his son? 124 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:05,299 Yeah, I just... I'm used to being his only son, 125 00:06:05,341 --> 00:06:06,300 so it's weird. 126 00:06:06,342 --> 00:06:07,926 Well, he's got another son now. 127 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,262 He's got two sons. 128 00:06:10,304 --> 00:06:12,515 I could fire you. 129 00:06:12,556 --> 00:06:13,640 No, you really can't. 130 00:06:13,682 --> 00:06:15,225 I've been assigned to execute the will. 131 00:06:18,312 --> 00:06:19,438 Fine. Fine. 132 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:20,772 Well, can we just get on with it 133 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,525 so that we can get the hell out of here? 134 00:06:22,566 --> 00:06:25,486 Yes, yes, uh, this is the next bit here. 135 00:06:25,528 --> 00:06:27,154 Does the guy get the company or what? 136 00:06:27,196 --> 00:06:28,738 It's more complicated than that, all right? 137 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:29,781 It's spelled out in steps. 138 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,033 Well, what are they, Jason? 139 00:06:31,074 --> 00:06:32,701 I don't know! All I have is this, 140 00:06:32,742 --> 00:06:34,453 this challenge for his son. 141 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,662 - Uh, you did it again. - Sorry. 142 00:06:35,704 --> 00:06:37,998 Give me that paper! Give me the paper. 143 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,124 I'm gonna handle this. 144 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,667 Well, wait. Hold on! I've gotta... 145 00:06:42,919 --> 00:06:44,505 Okay, Noodle, rev the engine! 146 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,134 Noodle, rev the... 147 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:50,302 What are... 148 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,726 Good God in heaven! 149 00:06:59,936 --> 00:07:01,897 What's she doing? 150 00:07:01,938 --> 00:07:03,106 I dunno. 151 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,361 - Is she... - No! 152 00:07:10,072 --> 00:07:11,198 She's comin' right at us. 153 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:12,657 What did you do? 154 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:13,576 Nothing. 155 00:07:13,617 --> 00:07:15,035 Act natural. Act natural! 156 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,377 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hello there, Miss. 157 00:07:23,419 --> 00:07:25,295 Can I help you with something? 158 00:07:25,337 --> 00:07:28,382 I'm looking for the driver of this monstrosity. 159 00:07:28,424 --> 00:07:30,426 That would be me. 160 00:07:30,467 --> 00:07:31,843 - You're the driver? - Yeah, that's right. 161 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,262 We've got a pull-off in about ten minutes 162 00:07:33,303 --> 00:07:37,433 if you wanna stick around and watch me pull off. 163 00:07:37,474 --> 00:07:42,271 I don't know what the fuck that means. 164 00:07:42,312 --> 00:07:43,647 Who's he? 165 00:07:43,688 --> 00:07:46,816 Well, he's an idiot and my mechanic. 166 00:07:46,858 --> 00:07:49,027 Well, he's who I'm here to see. 167 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,196 Okay, wait a minute now. You need a mechanic? 168 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,490 Because I'm actually pretty handy with a tool. 169 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:59,246 Ew, get the fuck out of my way. 170 00:07:59,288 --> 00:08:01,123 Get the fuck out of my way! 171 00:08:01,164 --> 00:08:04,042 Beauregard Davis Jackson? 172 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,169 Yes, that is my name. 173 00:08:06,211 --> 00:08:08,130 Do you know who your father was? 174 00:08:09,506 --> 00:08:13,176 Sore subject, but, uh, no, I never met my father. 175 00:08:13,218 --> 00:08:16,346 Do you know who Phineus Davis is? 176 00:08:16,388 --> 00:08:18,140 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 177 00:08:18,181 --> 00:08:20,725 He plays a guitar for this, uh, Drooling Banjos 178 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:21,935 over at McNeer's. 179 00:08:21,977 --> 00:08:25,021 Oof, fuck no. You do this. 180 00:08:25,063 --> 00:08:28,024 Well, you gave it your college try, didn't you? 181 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:30,735 Hi, Mr. Jackson, my name is Jason Wilmore. 182 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,655 I'm one of Phineus Davis' attorneys. 183 00:08:32,696 --> 00:08:34,490 You have soft hands. 184 00:08:34,531 --> 00:08:38,160 Oh, I, um, I use a lot of lotion. 185 00:08:38,201 --> 00:08:39,161 Thank you. 186 00:08:39,202 --> 00:08:40,829 - You say you're a lawyer? - Yes. 187 00:08:40,870 --> 00:08:42,331 Okay. 188 00:08:42,372 --> 00:08:44,791 Everyone was drunk that night, especially the band. 189 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:46,209 Yeah... No, no, no. 190 00:08:46,251 --> 00:08:48,795 Phineus Davis didn't play guitar in some local band. 191 00:08:48,837 --> 00:08:51,674 He was one of the richest men in the world 192 00:08:51,715 --> 00:08:54,217 and he died two days ago. 193 00:08:54,259 --> 00:08:55,218 Well, I didn't kill him, 194 00:08:55,260 --> 00:08:56,512 if that's what you're getting at. 195 00:08:56,553 --> 00:09:00,807 No one thinks you killed him, Mr. Jackson. 196 00:09:00,849 --> 00:09:02,434 He was your birth father 197 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:05,521 and he may have left you some money in his will. 198 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,317 Well, okay. All right! 199 00:09:10,359 --> 00:09:12,402 Yeah, I'll take it, uh, in a check, 200 00:09:12,444 --> 00:09:14,070 or maybe small bills. 201 00:09:14,112 --> 00:09:15,238 Uh, no, I'm sorry. 202 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,407 It's a little more complicated than that. 203 00:09:17,449 --> 00:09:18,617 He wrote this letter to you. 204 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:19,702 Can I read it? 205 00:09:19,743 --> 00:09:22,037 No, I can read it myself. 206 00:09:22,078 --> 00:09:24,873 I know how to read. 207 00:09:24,914 --> 00:09:27,710 Dear Beauregard, I have been following your life 208 00:09:27,751 --> 00:09:30,337 and I think you have grown into a fine man. 209 00:09:30,379 --> 00:09:31,921 Your mother and I shared a wonderful night 210 00:09:31,963 --> 00:09:34,466 in the Pinkie Pizza Arcade many years ago. 211 00:09:34,508 --> 00:09:36,843 You were conceived either on the Pop-A-Shot machine 212 00:09:36,885 --> 00:09:38,094 or in the ball pit. 213 00:09:38,136 --> 00:09:40,138 Probably a Pop-A-Shot. 214 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:43,684 He could hit like 20 free throws in a row. 215 00:09:43,726 --> 00:09:44,851 Good to know. 216 00:09:44,893 --> 00:09:47,020 Either way, it was a glorious beginning. 217 00:09:47,062 --> 00:09:49,606 I am sorry that I abandoned you, 218 00:09:49,648 --> 00:09:51,816 but I can now make it all up to you 219 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,902 as long as you prove that you have what it takes 220 00:09:53,943 --> 00:09:54,903 to be a winner. 221 00:09:54,944 --> 00:09:56,279 What the hell is this? 222 00:09:56,321 --> 00:09:59,241 It means you have to win, you know? 223 00:09:59,282 --> 00:10:03,495 Just maybe keep reading, unless you need a break. 224 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:05,414 Your first task is to get in that driver's seat 225 00:10:05,455 --> 00:10:06,623 where you are now, 226 00:10:06,665 --> 00:10:08,500 win a tractor pull event as the driver, 227 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:09,668 and you will begin your journey. 228 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:13,463 Do me proud, son. Your father, Phineus. 229 00:10:13,505 --> 00:10:15,507 I'm supposed to win a tractor pull event? 230 00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:18,719 Well, you have to get in the driver's seat now. 231 00:10:18,761 --> 00:10:22,514 So, you have to win this tractor pull, today. 232 00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:26,142 Hey, uh, Tommy? 233 00:10:26,184 --> 00:10:28,478 No! No fuckin' way! 234 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,439 - But... - Bu-bu-but... 235 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,856 I don't give a good googley shit 236 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:33,650 about all this, okay? 237 00:10:33,692 --> 00:10:35,485 I'm the driver. You're the fixer. 238 00:10:35,527 --> 00:10:36,570 End of discussion. 239 00:10:40,365 --> 00:10:41,784 Okay. 240 00:10:41,825 --> 00:10:43,076 So, that's it then? 241 00:10:43,118 --> 00:10:44,286 Yeah, I'm sorry, Mr. Lawyer, 242 00:10:44,327 --> 00:10:47,831 but, uh, yeah, yeah, that's it. 243 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,874 You don't want to maybe offer this guy a... 244 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,794 Hey, buddy, why don't you let them get back to work? 245 00:10:54,671 --> 00:10:55,714 Yeah. 246 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:58,842 Well, I guess we are done here then. 247 00:10:58,883 --> 00:11:00,051 Nice to meet you, Mr. Jackson. 248 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,094 - Yeah. - I'm sorry for your loss. 249 00:11:01,136 --> 00:11:03,806 Yeah, thanks for playing, Toolbox. 250 00:11:03,847 --> 00:11:05,181 You're... do you have to...? 251 00:11:06,725 --> 00:11:08,310 Well, you boys want to get your dick-beaters 252 00:11:08,351 --> 00:11:10,895 out of your little assholes and get back to work? 253 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,565 Finish this baby up so I can go to the pull off. 254 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,358 Now, I'm gonna go help you guys out 255 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,693 and lighten the load. 256 00:11:19,362 --> 00:11:20,656 That was a colossal waste of time. 257 00:11:20,697 --> 00:11:22,324 Can we just get the hell out of here? 258 00:11:22,365 --> 00:11:25,452 He's not going to drive the tractor, so let's go. 259 00:11:25,494 --> 00:11:29,164 Well, I have to make sure. 260 00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:30,791 Fine. 261 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:34,586 So, if we're staying, can I get a corndog? 262 00:11:38,757 --> 00:11:40,008 That was wild, huh? 263 00:11:40,049 --> 00:11:42,135 Yeah, whatever. 264 00:11:42,177 --> 00:11:44,471 Well, it sounds like you only gotta win one race, 265 00:11:44,513 --> 00:11:47,098 and you could win a lot of money. 266 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,225 What am I supposed to do, kill Tommy? 267 00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:52,145 You don't have to kill him to stop him from racing. 268 00:11:52,187 --> 00:11:53,856 Well, then what would you suggest? 269 00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:57,442 Bo... 270 00:12:00,362 --> 00:12:01,613 The green one's his precious. 271 00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:04,366 I know he's in there. 272 00:12:04,407 --> 00:12:05,784 You sure this will fit? 273 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,704 I know these shitters like the back of my hand. 274 00:12:08,745 --> 00:12:09,788 It'll fit. 275 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,997 Yeah, but what if someone comes behind 276 00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:12,374 and lets him out? 277 00:12:12,415 --> 00:12:15,960 I thought of that. Read this sign. 278 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,921 Oh. 279 00:12:17,962 --> 00:12:19,172 Did you draw that? 280 00:12:19,214 --> 00:12:21,633 - Yeah. - Well, shit with a shovel. 281 00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:22,967 That's pretty good. 282 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,135 Thanks. 283 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,396 Oh... 284 00:12:34,437 --> 00:12:36,690 Oh, that hurt. 285 00:12:42,404 --> 00:12:44,113 Nope, nope, take it easy, take it easy. 286 00:12:44,155 --> 00:12:46,324 Let her come to you. Let her come to you. 287 00:12:54,457 --> 00:12:56,919 Don't go anywhere. Bo's racing in the pull off. 288 00:13:01,631 --> 00:13:04,509 Oh, holy shit! 289 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,344 That is a trophy winner right there. 290 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,804 You can do this, Bo. 291 00:13:07,846 --> 00:13:10,557 You know this tractor better than Tommy does. 292 00:13:10,599 --> 00:13:13,435 Plus, we built this engine from scratch. 293 00:13:13,476 --> 00:13:15,353 What did Flanderson pull? 294 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,731 - 185 feet. - 185 feet! 295 00:13:17,773 --> 00:13:18,941 That's... That's nothin'. 296 00:13:18,982 --> 00:13:20,650 This machine can crush that. 297 00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:22,026 With a double load? 298 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,780 Don't worry about that. You've got this. 299 00:13:24,821 --> 00:13:26,322 Yeah, I got this. 300 00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:27,490 You're the man! 301 00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:28,784 I'm the man. 302 00:13:28,825 --> 00:13:30,535 Folks, we have a replacement driver 303 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,703 for the final pull. 304 00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:33,455 Hey, somebody open this door! 305 00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:34,497 Sitting in for Tommy Mullin 306 00:13:34,539 --> 00:13:35,958 is local bastard child Bo Jackson. 307 00:13:35,999 --> 00:13:37,960 Oh, god! Oh, shoot, was that your foot? 308 00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:39,294 I'm sorry. 309 00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:42,255 Oh, my god. Oh... 310 00:13:42,297 --> 00:13:44,967 All right, so this is, uh, called, I think, 311 00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:46,718 the final pull. 312 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,970 They already did one before, 313 00:13:48,011 --> 00:13:50,430 and then he has to go longer than the guy 314 00:13:50,472 --> 00:13:52,223 that just finished, I think. 315 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,643 Oh, my god, I could give a shit. 316 00:13:54,684 --> 00:13:56,770 - I'm just trying to... - Would you shut up? 317 00:13:56,812 --> 00:13:58,021 I thought you wanted to... 318 00:13:58,062 --> 00:13:59,898 Like I could literally give a shit. Shut up! 319 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:00,941 Putting your mechanic 320 00:14:00,983 --> 00:14:02,943 in the driver's seat for a pull off. 321 00:14:02,985 --> 00:14:04,736 I hear my tractor! 322 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,571 I ain't seen nothing like that before. 323 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,698 Hey! 324 00:14:22,086 --> 00:14:23,463 What the fuck just happened? 325 00:14:23,505 --> 00:14:24,798 I have no idea. 326 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:25,966 You sons of bitches! 327 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,929 Agh! Oh, shit! 328 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:31,847 It's official, folks! 329 00:14:31,888 --> 00:14:33,598 That bastard pulled 196 feet. 330 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,935 - I guess he won then. - That's a new pull-off record. 331 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:37,894 Huh! 332 00:14:45,568 --> 00:14:46,611 Now, let's hear it one more time 333 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,488 for today's big winner, Bastard Jackson. 334 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,034 Here I am! 335 00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:53,785 Just look at those dance moves, people. 336 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,037 I thought this was 337 00:14:55,078 --> 00:14:56,454 the greatest moment of my life. 338 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,706 I was wrong. 339 00:14:57,747 --> 00:14:59,624 A whole bunch of shit's about to happen. 340 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,002 Please tell me that my dad is not leaving the company 341 00:15:02,044 --> 00:15:04,253 to some redneck who won a tractor race 342 00:15:04,295 --> 00:15:05,672 with only one tractor in it. 343 00:15:05,714 --> 00:15:07,340 No, no, no, no. It's not over. 344 00:15:07,382 --> 00:15:09,551 There's a lot more to do it seems. 345 00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:12,012 All right, apparently he has to podium in 346 00:15:12,054 --> 00:15:15,598 four different racing events over the next three weeks 347 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,351 all around the country. 348 00:15:18,393 --> 00:15:20,478 That may be the dumbest fucking thing 349 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,981 I've ever heard. 350 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,775 Super dumb. 351 00:15:25,817 --> 00:15:29,654 And each podium finish is worth $5,000. 352 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:32,156 But if you can stand on the podium in all four events, 353 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,826 the reward will be more than you can even imagine. 354 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:37,245 Well, I can imagine a whole fuckin' lot. 355 00:15:37,286 --> 00:15:41,624 Well, it is, honestly, a whole f-in' lot. 356 00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:42,792 Huh... 357 00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,920 You know, there is a motocross event in, 358 00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:47,005 uh, Whitefield that we can go to next Saturday. 359 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,464 No, no. No, wait, wait. 360 00:15:48,506 --> 00:15:49,966 You have to, um... here, can you... 361 00:15:50,008 --> 00:15:51,551 Um, just... I'll hold this. 362 00:15:51,593 --> 00:15:54,470 Mr. Davis' instructions here. 363 00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:56,264 This is, uh... You put your thumb... 364 00:15:56,305 --> 00:15:57,306 put your thumb on that reader 365 00:15:57,348 --> 00:15:59,225 on that side like this, like I am. 366 00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:00,894 I'm not putting my thumb on there. 367 00:16:00,936 --> 00:16:03,897 That's-that's the only way to get the information. 368 00:16:03,939 --> 00:16:05,273 Nothing's written on my thumb. 369 00:16:05,314 --> 00:16:06,816 It's your... no, your print. 370 00:16:06,858 --> 00:16:08,192 Everyone has a unique... just put... 371 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,278 if you would just put it there, I... I swear. 372 00:16:10,319 --> 00:16:11,863 I've seen that on "Cops". 373 00:16:15,951 --> 00:16:18,954 What just happened? 374 00:16:18,995 --> 00:16:20,122 That was so cool. 375 00:16:22,457 --> 00:16:23,959 Wheatland? What is that? 376 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,002 Wheatland, that's your first destination. 377 00:16:26,044 --> 00:16:27,587 I'm guessing there's more instructions. 378 00:16:27,629 --> 00:16:29,213 If you'll open the envelope, we'll see. 379 00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,758 I can't be driving all the way to Missouri. 380 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,136 Bo, it's five grand if you get to the podium. 381 00:16:34,177 --> 00:16:36,638 Yeah, but it's no grand if I don't. 382 00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:40,142 I mean, how am I supposed to get there anyway? 383 00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:43,145 What if we took mom... I mean Mandy's RV? 384 00:16:43,186 --> 00:16:46,106 Noodle, we cannot afford to just go driving around America. 385 00:16:46,148 --> 00:16:49,067 Well, it does come with $100 a day for you 386 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,194 and $100 for anyone on your team. 387 00:16:51,235 --> 00:16:52,946 Yeah, we probably did just lose our jobs 388 00:16:52,988 --> 00:16:55,406 locking him in that portable bathroom. 389 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,659 What happened now? 390 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,577 Looks like we're going to Wheatland! 391 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,578 Oh, wait. 392 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:04,373 We gotta get a team name first. 393 00:17:04,415 --> 00:17:05,917 Uh, you're Bo. 394 00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,752 Yeah. 395 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:12,465 - And you're Noodle. - I'm Noodle. 396 00:17:12,507 --> 00:17:14,009 Bo-No? 397 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:16,344 Team Bono? 398 00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:17,762 - No, that's that singer. - That's a singer. 399 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,430 That's a singer. 400 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,975 - Team Bena... - Ba-no-do? 401 00:17:22,017 --> 00:17:23,726 - Butthole. - Boner? 402 00:17:23,768 --> 00:17:25,770 - Boovie. - Boodle? 403 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,022 Boodle? 404 00:17:27,063 --> 00:17:28,523 Well, shit yeah, that's it! 405 00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:31,609 - Team Boodle! - Team Boodle! 406 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:34,237 Let's go get Mandy. 407 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,615 Well, they are interesting guys. 408 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:40,660 Go fuck yourself. 409 00:17:42,453 --> 00:17:45,456 Eloquent, as always, I see. 410 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,582 - Oh, hey! - Hey. 411 00:17:46,624 --> 00:17:48,376 - Hi. - What'd I miss? 412 00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:49,878 Uh, kinda everything. 413 00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:52,922 Okay. 414 00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:54,298 We'll just go back there, okay. 415 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,466 I need a hot dog right now! 416 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,511 - Order up! - All right. 417 00:17:58,553 --> 00:17:59,762 All right, have a nice day. 418 00:17:59,804 --> 00:18:01,014 This is Mandy. 419 00:18:01,056 --> 00:18:02,473 She grew up to be really pretty. 420 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,600 She also grew up to be Noodle's stepmom 421 00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:07,770 when Noodle's dad decided to marry the babysitter. 422 00:18:07,812 --> 00:18:10,190 All right, Mandy, here you go! 423 00:18:10,232 --> 00:18:11,941 And, uh, that's Mandy's cousin, Eskandar. 424 00:18:11,983 --> 00:18:13,609 You're probably not used to holding this much meat 425 00:18:13,651 --> 00:18:14,986 in your little hands. Here you go. 426 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,738 Hey, Mandy. 427 00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:17,864 What are you doing here, Noodle? 428 00:18:17,906 --> 00:18:19,532 I told you never bother me at work. 429 00:18:19,574 --> 00:18:21,117 Bo and I need to borrow your RV. 430 00:18:21,159 --> 00:18:23,452 Oh, hi, Bo. 431 00:18:23,494 --> 00:18:25,205 How's it going, Mandy? 432 00:18:25,247 --> 00:18:27,415 Where y'all going in an RV? 433 00:18:27,456 --> 00:18:28,791 We gotta go to Missouri. 434 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:32,254 Oh, hell no! Y'all ain't taking my rig to Missouri. 435 00:18:32,295 --> 00:18:35,298 We're getting paid $100 a day each. 436 00:18:35,339 --> 00:18:36,925 Are you running drugs, Noodle? 437 00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:38,218 - No. - Well, forget it. 438 00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:40,303 I need my rig to get back and forth to work. 439 00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:41,971 Skanner, give me those beef chips! 440 00:18:42,013 --> 00:18:42,972 Hold your horses! 441 00:18:43,014 --> 00:18:45,058 Hey, Mandy, I've got an idea. 442 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,685 If you join our team, then you can come 443 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,353 and you get $100 a day, too. 444 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:50,521 A hundred dollars a day? 445 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,773 - Yeah. - For me? 446 00:18:51,814 --> 00:18:53,691 He said $100 a day for each person on my team. 447 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,319 So if you're on the team, then you get $100. 448 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,528 All right, let's go. 449 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,155 Eskandar, we quit. 450 00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:01,199 - We quit? - Yeah, come on. 451 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,951 I just... I have to get this back to them. 452 00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:08,331 Hey! 453 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,208 Mr. Lawyer! 454 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,168 Now that we're going to Missouri, 455 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,795 what do we do next? 456 00:19:13,836 --> 00:19:15,630 I don't know. All right? 457 00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:16,756 Take this. 458 00:19:16,798 --> 00:19:18,216 The instructions are in there I'm sure. 459 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,093 Okay. 460 00:19:20,135 --> 00:19:21,261 Keep your panties on. 461 00:19:23,054 --> 00:19:24,680 Oh, my god. Let's go. 462 00:19:24,722 --> 00:19:27,309 Oh, wait, you're not coming with us. 463 00:19:27,350 --> 00:19:28,643 What are you talking about? 464 00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:30,812 Well, someone has to keep an eye on those idiots! 465 00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:32,147 Well, I don't have a car. 466 00:19:32,188 --> 00:19:34,274 No, not in a car. 467 00:19:34,316 --> 00:19:35,942 You're gonna ride with them. 468 00:19:35,984 --> 00:19:37,235 Oh, no, no. 469 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,112 Not in that hunk of junk. 470 00:19:39,154 --> 00:19:41,614 Jason... 471 00:19:41,656 --> 00:19:44,284 You like working for this company, right? 472 00:19:44,326 --> 00:19:45,576 Yeah. 473 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,079 Well, your boss is dead. 474 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,748 Do you want to work for those rednecks 475 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,209 or do you want to work under me? 476 00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:56,796 You keep an eye on them and then I'll take care of you 477 00:19:56,838 --> 00:19:58,714 when I take over the company. 478 00:20:00,925 --> 00:20:02,760 Hop to, bitch. 479 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,470 That kinda hurts. 480 00:20:04,512 --> 00:20:06,639 - Get in. - Oww! My nachos! 481 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,810 Um... 482 00:20:10,852 --> 00:20:12,603 Could maybe Oswald be the... 483 00:20:16,941 --> 00:20:18,734 - What do you want? - Hey, Beauregard. 484 00:20:18,776 --> 00:20:19,861 Um, funny thing. 485 00:20:19,902 --> 00:20:21,904 It turns out that I'm supposed to, uh, 486 00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:23,323 ride along with you guys. 487 00:20:23,365 --> 00:20:24,699 You can't ride with us. 488 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,742 No, it's just for the will. To keep an eye on you. 489 00:20:26,784 --> 00:20:28,995 - Who's got our money? - I do. 490 00:20:29,037 --> 00:20:30,121 Oh, well then come on in! 491 00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:31,122 - Okay. - Get in here! 492 00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:32,748 Thank you. 493 00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:35,168 Oh, my god. 494 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,795 Welcome, welcome! Home sweet home. 495 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,588 All right, I'm gonna have to get my shots. 496 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,798 There's some tequila up there. 497 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,883 No, not that kind of shot. 498 00:20:41,924 --> 00:20:43,426 Like a-a vaccination against... 499 00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:44,719 What's that? 500 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,221 It's where the government tries to control you 501 00:20:46,262 --> 00:20:47,763 through your bloodstream. 502 00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:05,073 Hey, uh, professional legal guy, this is our crew. 503 00:21:05,114 --> 00:21:06,949 Mandy, she's my stepmom. 504 00:21:06,991 --> 00:21:08,117 Wait, with your what? 505 00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:10,036 She looks like she's the same age as you. 506 00:21:10,078 --> 00:21:12,621 Yeah, I know. We all grew up together. 507 00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:15,958 Uh, she was my babysitter, then my mom. 508 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,878 Actually, Mandy and I went to prom together. 509 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,004 Yeah, show him the picture. 510 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,297 No, I don't need to see that. 511 00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:22,631 No, that's... okay. 512 00:21:22,673 --> 00:21:24,592 I had it printed out at Walmart. 513 00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:26,094 That's the two of us right here. 514 00:21:26,135 --> 00:21:28,096 That's me, that's her. 515 00:21:28,137 --> 00:21:30,306 I... I recognize you. 516 00:21:30,348 --> 00:21:33,435 The theme was Thong Song of the Sea. 517 00:21:33,476 --> 00:21:36,145 That was our song. Thong Song of the Sea. 518 00:21:36,187 --> 00:21:37,397 That was our jam. 519 00:21:37,439 --> 00:21:38,689 That's not the song name. 520 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,649 There's a popular song by Sisqo? 521 00:21:40,691 --> 00:21:41,776 Yeah, no, I know, Thong Song. 522 00:21:41,817 --> 00:21:42,985 It's not "of the sea." 523 00:21:43,027 --> 00:21:44,362 ♪ Thong-thong-thong-thong ♪ 524 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:45,696 There's no by the sea part. 525 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,823 Hey, lawyer, when do we get paid? 526 00:21:47,865 --> 00:21:49,158 I'll give it to you when we stop. 527 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,534 No! I want it now! 528 00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,287 What are you gonna do with it? We're driving. 529 00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:56,749 Oh! 530 00:21:56,791 --> 00:22:00,420 Please do not do that. 531 00:22:00,462 --> 00:22:01,712 Do what, this? 532 00:22:04,548 --> 00:22:05,758 Oh, holy god! 533 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,719 - That's not funny. - Yeah, it is. 534 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,221 No, I could get seriously hurt. 535 00:22:10,263 --> 00:22:12,515 "I could get seriously hurt." 536 00:22:12,556 --> 00:22:15,143 - "I could get seriously hurt." - "I could get seriously hurt." 537 00:22:15,184 --> 00:22:16,269 That is not what I sound like. 538 00:22:16,311 --> 00:22:17,270 That's exactly what you sound like. 539 00:22:17,312 --> 00:22:18,271 No, it is not! 540 00:22:18,313 --> 00:22:19,272 I'm pretty good at impressions. 541 00:22:19,314 --> 00:22:20,273 - Yeah, he is. - Not of me! 542 00:22:20,315 --> 00:22:21,524 - Poor baby. - Yeah, "not of me!" 543 00:22:21,565 --> 00:22:24,193 No, no, that doesn't sound... 544 00:22:24,235 --> 00:22:26,237 I am not gonna die in this RV. 545 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:28,614 Hey, Mandy, he bruised his vagina! 546 00:22:28,656 --> 00:22:30,074 Can I please sit here? 547 00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,909 Sure. You want a chip? 548 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,162 No, I don't want a chip. I want to live. 549 00:22:36,038 --> 00:22:37,248 Hey, mom. 550 00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:40,084 Noodle, you know I hate when you call me that. 551 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,544 How fast are we going, mom? 552 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,755 Fast enough. 553 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:48,050 It sounds like we're going about 45. 554 00:22:48,092 --> 00:22:50,636 Right you are, 45 exactly. 555 00:22:50,678 --> 00:22:53,181 How did you know that? 556 00:22:53,222 --> 00:22:55,599 I'm an engine whisperer. 557 00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:56,851 That's a thing? 558 00:22:56,892 --> 00:22:58,311 Mm-hmm, it's a God-given gift. 559 00:22:58,353 --> 00:23:00,313 Ever since he was a little guy. 560 00:23:00,355 --> 00:23:02,857 - I got big ears. - Mandy, speed up! 561 00:23:02,898 --> 00:23:04,359 We're not going to get there on time 562 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,234 if you don't drive faster. 563 00:23:05,276 --> 00:23:06,902 I'm going as fast as I can! 564 00:23:06,944 --> 00:23:08,154 Come on, Eskie, you get in there. 565 00:23:08,196 --> 00:23:09,322 - Me? - No! 566 00:23:09,364 --> 00:23:10,532 - No, no, no! - Get in there, get in there! 567 00:23:10,573 --> 00:23:13,326 - No, no, no, we're fine. - It's my RV! My RV! 568 00:23:15,619 --> 00:23:16,745 No one's at the wheel! 569 00:23:16,787 --> 00:23:17,788 It's fine, it's fine. 570 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:20,041 I hate you! 571 00:23:20,082 --> 00:23:21,792 - Hands off! Hands off! - I can drive myself! 572 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,127 Jesus! Oh, my... 573 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,337 - We're all good. - That is... 574 00:23:24,379 --> 00:23:25,505 That was really not safe. 575 00:23:25,547 --> 00:23:27,340 It's fine. They do it all the time. 576 00:23:27,382 --> 00:23:29,175 Oh, you're about to see not safe. 577 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,512 Whoo! 578 00:24:00,081 --> 00:24:02,375 Okay. Here we go. 579 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,420 Drum roll, please. 580 00:24:09,006 --> 00:24:10,674 Ah, shit! 581 00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:12,093 - What is it? - Oh, no! 582 00:24:12,134 --> 00:24:13,052 I got a paper cut! 583 00:24:13,094 --> 00:24:14,762 Oh, just put some Crisco on it. 584 00:24:14,803 --> 00:24:16,013 - No! - Run it under water. 585 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,723 Just give me a minute, okay? 586 00:24:17,765 --> 00:24:18,724 Just give me a minute. 587 00:24:18,766 --> 00:24:19,683 Kiss it. 588 00:24:20,643 --> 00:24:23,062 - Ow! Ow, ow, ow! - Oh, come on! 589 00:24:23,104 --> 00:24:25,481 Let me see. Let me see! 590 00:24:25,523 --> 00:24:26,649 I think I need stitches. 591 00:24:26,690 --> 00:24:27,816 Oh, my god! 592 00:24:27,858 --> 00:24:29,360 It's a paper cut. 593 00:24:29,402 --> 00:24:30,736 Who cares, right? 594 00:24:30,778 --> 00:24:33,989 Can we just move on? Open the letter. 595 00:24:34,031 --> 00:24:35,074 Wow! 596 00:24:35,116 --> 00:24:36,284 What is wrong with you? 597 00:24:36,325 --> 00:24:38,327 You are mean! 598 00:24:38,369 --> 00:24:40,455 Yeah, man. Have a little compassion. 599 00:24:40,496 --> 00:24:41,414 It's serious. 600 00:24:41,456 --> 00:24:42,998 It's a paper cut. 601 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,126 In 60 seconds he's not even going to remember it happened. 602 00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:47,753 This is not something you forget. 603 00:24:47,795 --> 00:24:50,590 This is something that happened to me. 604 00:24:50,632 --> 00:24:52,467 Oh, yeah? What hand is it on? 605 00:24:52,508 --> 00:24:56,178 Well, I feel like it was over here. 606 00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:58,013 Yeah, it was your right hand 'cause you're a righty. 607 00:24:58,055 --> 00:25:00,015 No, I was holding it with my right hand. 608 00:25:00,057 --> 00:25:01,684 - Oh... - It was that hand. 609 00:25:01,725 --> 00:25:03,018 We should reenact it. 610 00:25:03,060 --> 00:25:05,062 - Yeah, here. - Oh, my god! No, stop! 611 00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:05,938 Don't need to do that. 612 00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:08,524 Let's move forward. 613 00:25:08,566 --> 00:25:10,025 Open the letter. 614 00:25:10,067 --> 00:25:11,902 Okay, I'll open the letter. 615 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:14,071 Not like that. 616 00:25:16,658 --> 00:25:19,410 Dear Beauregard. That's me. 617 00:25:19,452 --> 00:25:20,578 Congratulations on making it 618 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,664 to the beautiful Lucas Oil Speedway. 619 00:25:22,705 --> 00:25:23,665 Is that where we are? 620 00:25:23,706 --> 00:25:24,999 That's where we are. 621 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,501 We're at Lucas Oil Speedway. 622 00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:28,544 How did he know where we were going to be? 623 00:25:28,586 --> 00:25:29,629 He sent you here. 624 00:25:29,671 --> 00:25:30,796 Is he psychic? 625 00:25:30,838 --> 00:25:32,006 Is my dad psychic? 626 00:25:32,047 --> 00:25:33,966 No! Please continue. 627 00:25:34,008 --> 00:25:35,801 Still, that's weird though. 628 00:25:35,843 --> 00:25:37,345 Makes you think. 629 00:25:37,386 --> 00:25:38,346 - No. - It does. 630 00:25:38,387 --> 00:25:39,347 - No, please. - It does. 631 00:25:39,388 --> 00:25:40,515 Just continue. 632 00:25:40,556 --> 00:25:44,977 Find Mr. Carl Renezedner. What is that? 633 00:25:45,019 --> 00:25:46,228 Rent-A-Center. 634 00:25:46,270 --> 00:25:47,396 Rent-A-Center? 635 00:25:48,939 --> 00:25:52,485 He will get you into an off-road short course race. 636 00:25:52,527 --> 00:25:53,444 If you can podium... 637 00:25:53,486 --> 00:25:54,654 - Podium? - Yeah. 638 00:25:54,696 --> 00:25:56,364 You've just gotta make one, two, or three? 639 00:25:56,405 --> 00:25:57,615 I can. 640 00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:58,866 ...your challenge continues. 641 00:25:58,907 --> 00:26:01,035 If not, your journey ends here. 642 00:26:01,076 --> 00:26:04,205 Your father, Phineus. Who is dead. 643 00:26:04,246 --> 00:26:05,164 Did he say I love you? 644 00:26:05,206 --> 00:26:07,166 No. 645 00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:09,043 Is that it? 646 00:26:09,084 --> 00:26:10,044 That's it. 647 00:26:10,085 --> 00:26:11,462 What do we... what do we do now? 648 00:26:11,504 --> 00:26:13,172 We should probably get some breakfast. 649 00:26:13,214 --> 00:26:14,674 - Oh, yeah. - No, no, no. 650 00:26:14,716 --> 00:26:18,469 We should find Carl Renezedner and see when the race is, 651 00:26:18,511 --> 00:26:19,845 find out if you need to train. 652 00:26:19,887 --> 00:26:20,846 I don't know if you're good. 653 00:26:20,888 --> 00:26:22,473 Why do you care what we do? 654 00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:23,349 I don't. 655 00:26:23,391 --> 00:26:24,642 The sooner we do this, 656 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,185 the sooner this whole thing is done. 657 00:26:28,479 --> 00:26:30,606 I'm getting the feeling you don't care if I win or not. 658 00:26:30,648 --> 00:26:32,024 Yeah, Jason. 659 00:26:32,066 --> 00:26:34,736 I feel like you're not on our team. 660 00:26:34,777 --> 00:26:35,819 I'm not. 661 00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:37,821 All right? This is my job. 662 00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:39,448 All right, I have to see this whole thing through 663 00:26:39,490 --> 00:26:41,950 for the company I work for. Does that make sense? 664 00:26:41,992 --> 00:26:44,453 I appreciate your enthusiasm. 665 00:26:44,495 --> 00:26:46,372 But we don't need a babysitter. 666 00:26:46,414 --> 00:26:47,456 Yeah. 667 00:26:47,498 --> 00:26:49,875 Remember what happened when my dad... 668 00:26:49,917 --> 00:26:51,669 - Yep. She fucked his dad. - I know the story. 669 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,546 'Cause I was married to him and that was my wifely duty. 670 00:26:53,588 --> 00:26:54,505 All right, look. Can we... 671 00:26:54,547 --> 00:26:56,257 can we please just make a plan? 672 00:26:56,298 --> 00:26:58,175 Yeah, we can make a plan. 673 00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:00,344 We'll go find Mr. Carl Rent-A-Center. 674 00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:01,387 - Fantastic! - Yeah. 675 00:27:01,429 --> 00:27:02,597 Yes! Let's do that. 676 00:27:02,638 --> 00:27:04,098 You go ahead. I'll be right behind you. 677 00:27:04,139 --> 00:27:07,393 - Okay. - Okay. 678 00:27:07,435 --> 00:27:08,603 Okay, yeah, let's go find this guy. 679 00:27:08,644 --> 00:27:10,396 - All right. - See you after breakfast! 680 00:27:10,438 --> 00:27:11,397 Oh, no, no, no, no! 681 00:27:11,439 --> 00:27:12,940 You said you were coming! 682 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:15,276 Oh, my god. 683 00:27:17,111 --> 00:27:19,697 Oh, my god! It is hot. 684 00:27:29,624 --> 00:27:30,750 Hey, Mr. Lawyer, look! 685 00:27:30,792 --> 00:27:31,917 - Oh, real nice. - Look who I found. 686 00:27:31,959 --> 00:27:33,544 It's Carl Rent-A-Center. 687 00:27:33,586 --> 00:27:35,045 Yeah, and that's his crew chief, too. 688 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:36,464 - Hi. Yeah, hi. - I'm Jason... 689 00:27:36,505 --> 00:27:38,132 I'm sorry, we don't have time for introductions. 690 00:27:38,173 --> 00:27:40,008 - We have work to do. - Gotta work. 691 00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:41,260 All right, thank you for... 692 00:27:41,302 --> 00:27:43,721 - We didn't need you. - No. 693 00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:46,181 Hey, how the hell? 694 00:27:46,223 --> 00:27:48,934 Oh, we just ran into them at the truck stop. 695 00:27:48,976 --> 00:27:51,103 Well, how'd you know it was them? 696 00:27:51,145 --> 00:27:53,731 His name is on, like, everything they wear. 697 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:54,774 Oh, yeah. 698 00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:57,485 You want a chip? 699 00:27:57,526 --> 00:27:59,194 I do not want a chip. I want water. 700 00:28:02,990 --> 00:28:04,199 All right now, Bo, 701 00:28:04,241 --> 00:28:05,618 you're gonna have to move faster than that. 702 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,161 I know it's just a practice truck, 703 00:28:07,202 --> 00:28:09,413 but it's still got plenty of power. 704 00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:10,372 Okay. 705 00:28:10,414 --> 00:28:11,957 Come on, Bo, you can do this. 706 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:19,256 Woo! 707 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:21,216 Punch it over that jump! 708 00:28:21,258 --> 00:28:22,510 Damn! 709 00:28:22,551 --> 00:28:25,220 I think I'm gonna floor it! 710 00:28:25,262 --> 00:28:26,681 Whoo-hoo! 711 00:28:26,722 --> 00:28:28,850 Oh, no! 712 00:28:32,019 --> 00:28:33,855 Oh, my god, is he okay? 713 00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:37,525 That was a good first lap, there, Bo. 714 00:28:37,566 --> 00:28:38,942 That was good? 715 00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:40,194 You're still alive, aren't you? 716 00:28:40,235 --> 00:28:41,320 Yeah. 717 00:28:41,362 --> 00:28:44,198 I did not like going upside down. 718 00:28:44,239 --> 00:28:45,867 Well, you didn't actually go upside down. 719 00:28:45,908 --> 00:28:46,992 You just spun out a little bit. 720 00:28:47,034 --> 00:28:48,243 No, I... I went upside down. 721 00:28:48,285 --> 00:28:49,704 I'm pretty sure. 722 00:28:49,745 --> 00:28:51,997 Just keep it on all fours and you'll be just fine. 723 00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:54,583 No, my... my vision went white, 724 00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:57,211 I saw some people that I haven't seen in a while. 725 00:28:57,252 --> 00:28:58,629 Did he go upside down? 726 00:28:58,671 --> 00:28:59,922 Nope. 727 00:28:59,963 --> 00:29:02,132 All right, let's get into our second lap, Bo. 728 00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:03,258 Okay, here we go. 729 00:29:04,385 --> 00:29:05,469 Whoo! 730 00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:13,644 ♪ You like to fade in ♪ 731 00:29:13,686 --> 00:29:15,396 ♪ You like to fade out ♪ 732 00:29:15,437 --> 00:29:17,481 ♪ You and your wicked smile ♪ 733 00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:20,984 ♪ That's overrated ♪ 734 00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:22,403 That's it, Bo, that's it! 735 00:29:22,444 --> 00:29:23,738 Whoo! 736 00:29:26,323 --> 00:29:31,203 ♪ So you're gonna find a way ♪ 737 00:29:31,245 --> 00:29:32,914 Yay for me! 738 00:29:38,293 --> 00:29:41,714 Oh, man, that was cool! 739 00:29:41,756 --> 00:29:45,300 Man, I went so fast. 740 00:29:45,342 --> 00:29:46,677 Oh, man, this thing works! 741 00:29:46,719 --> 00:29:48,220 - Yeah. - That was awesome. 742 00:29:48,262 --> 00:29:50,514 - Oh, yeah. - Boodle! 743 00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:51,974 Nope! 744 00:29:54,769 --> 00:29:56,437 You were fantastic, Bo. 745 00:29:56,478 --> 00:29:58,313 Thank you so much, Mandy. 746 00:29:58,355 --> 00:30:00,107 You definitely have your father's genes. 747 00:30:00,148 --> 00:30:01,400 Hey, don't be afraid to let her fly. 748 00:30:01,442 --> 00:30:02,526 She'll take it. 749 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,737 Okay, I still got a week to practice. 750 00:30:04,779 --> 00:30:07,489 Yeah. Nothing could possibly go wrong now. 751 00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:11,660 Oh, man. 752 00:30:16,457 --> 00:30:17,583 Bo! 753 00:30:23,714 --> 00:30:25,716 Woah! 754 00:30:31,305 --> 00:30:32,765 Oh, my god! 755 00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:38,896 You think he's gonna be all right? 756 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:40,606 I'm guessing no. 757 00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:46,028 Whoa! 758 00:30:46,069 --> 00:30:48,280 Oh, man, hey, Eskie, I really appreciate 759 00:30:48,322 --> 00:30:49,740 what you did for me out there, all right? 760 00:30:51,617 --> 00:30:52,827 - Sorry. - Shh. 761 00:30:52,868 --> 00:30:54,954 All right, all right, you just rest now, okay? 762 00:30:54,996 --> 00:30:56,914 We're gonna win this next one for you. 763 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,707 Yeah, but also for the money. 764 00:30:58,749 --> 00:31:01,084 Yes, also for the money. 765 00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:02,336 Shut up. He can hear you. 766 00:31:02,377 --> 00:31:04,379 He can't hear nothing! He's on so many drugs. 767 00:31:04,421 --> 00:31:06,465 He's up there floating around with angels and stuff. 768 00:31:06,507 --> 00:31:07,883 Probably gonna write a book about it, 769 00:31:07,925 --> 00:31:11,219 go on talk shows and stuff about how heaven was real. 770 00:31:11,261 --> 00:31:13,055 Eskie? 771 00:31:13,096 --> 00:31:14,807 - Hmm? - Okay, fine. 772 00:31:14,849 --> 00:31:17,852 Eskie, we're gonna win this one for you! 773 00:31:17,893 --> 00:31:19,854 Okay? 774 00:31:19,895 --> 00:31:20,980 Thank you. 775 00:31:21,022 --> 00:31:22,564 Man! 776 00:31:22,606 --> 00:31:24,232 Oh, man. 777 00:31:24,274 --> 00:31:26,610 Sorry, I just talk with my hands. 778 00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:28,320 Welcome, race fans, 779 00:31:28,362 --> 00:31:30,113 to the Lucas Oil Speedway. 780 00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:32,700 We've got an exciting day of racing ahead of us. 781 00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:36,620 - This place is kind of gross. - Sorry. 782 00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:38,914 Guys, Bo's race is about to start. 783 00:31:38,956 --> 00:31:40,666 Okay. 784 00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:41,792 I'm Oswald. 785 00:31:41,834 --> 00:31:43,460 I'm... It's Jason. 786 00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:44,503 Hey. 787 00:31:44,545 --> 00:31:46,005 The lawyer for your dad's company. 788 00:31:47,422 --> 00:31:49,424 Yeah. Oh, I know. 789 00:31:49,466 --> 00:31:51,134 Did you, uh, did you bring me more clothes? 790 00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:52,386 No, it's gonna be over after today. 791 00:31:52,427 --> 00:31:54,221 - So, let's just do it. - Well, I don't know. 792 00:31:54,262 --> 00:31:55,764 He's been practicing all week. 793 00:31:55,806 --> 00:31:57,599 He kind of a... a natural. 794 00:31:57,641 --> 00:31:59,351 - What? - Yeah. 795 00:31:59,393 --> 00:32:01,103 It's like he's pretty good. 796 00:32:02,646 --> 00:32:05,399 Not cool, Jason. 797 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:06,483 Not cool. 798 00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:09,528 No, I... well, what am I supposed to... 799 00:32:09,570 --> 00:32:10,821 All right, race fans. 800 00:32:10,863 --> 00:32:12,239 Are you coming? 801 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,367 Uh, no, I'm gonna meet up with you guys later. 802 00:32:16,077 --> 00:32:19,246 My nanny never let me have fried foods, but, uh... 803 00:32:19,287 --> 00:32:21,248 she's not here right now, is she? 804 00:32:21,289 --> 00:32:22,666 Here we go. 805 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:25,502 Up next on the track are the Pro-4 trucks. 806 00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:27,337 We've got a great field of Pro-4 drivers 807 00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:28,964 out here today, Mike. 808 00:32:29,006 --> 00:32:30,424 Especially the wildcard entry. 809 00:32:30,465 --> 00:32:31,675 A tractor-pull champion from Tennessee 810 00:32:31,717 --> 00:32:33,552 named Beauregard Jackson. 811 00:32:33,594 --> 00:32:36,304 And fun fact, he's never met his birth father. 812 00:32:36,346 --> 00:32:38,974 Well, that bastard is in the gold #17 truck. 813 00:32:39,016 --> 00:32:40,851 This truck's made out of gold. 814 00:32:40,893 --> 00:32:42,644 All right, Bo, head on the swivel. 815 00:32:42,686 --> 00:32:43,979 We're about to go green. 816 00:32:44,021 --> 00:32:45,606 My favorite color. 817 00:32:45,647 --> 00:32:47,775 Tractor guy is starting in the sixth spot. 818 00:32:47,816 --> 00:32:49,818 Might be the best he does all day. 819 00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:50,611 - Eww! - It'll be fine. 820 00:32:50,652 --> 00:32:51,737 It'll be fine. 821 00:32:51,779 --> 00:32:53,321 And we are green, green, green! 822 00:32:53,363 --> 00:32:56,491 Hold on tight for 20 laps of truck-banging action. 823 00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:02,123 Bradley Morris moves into the early lead 824 00:33:02,164 --> 00:33:03,540 - followed by... - Look at Jackson, Bob! 825 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:04,917 He just might know what he's doing out there! 826 00:33:04,959 --> 00:33:06,334 That's it, Bo. 827 00:33:06,376 --> 00:33:08,003 I don't know what I'm doing out here! 828 00:33:08,045 --> 00:33:09,254 Tractor Jackson is not afraid 829 00:33:09,296 --> 00:33:10,422 to get right in the mix. 830 00:33:10,464 --> 00:33:11,673 I love this guy! 831 00:33:11,715 --> 00:33:13,675 He's got some big ol' bastard balls on him! 832 00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:19,514 Seven laps in 833 00:33:19,556 --> 00:33:21,725 and Ty LeDuc still holds onto the lead. 834 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:22,977 Yeah, Bob, but Tractor Jackson 835 00:33:23,018 --> 00:33:24,311 has climbed all the way to second place. 836 00:33:24,352 --> 00:33:26,730 He's chasing down LeDuc like a bat outta hell! 837 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:29,858 Come on, Bo! 838 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:32,736 Jackson has leader Ty LeDuc in his sights. 839 00:33:32,778 --> 00:33:34,947 Jackson might just move into the lead here. 840 00:33:34,989 --> 00:33:36,073 Oh, LeDuc goes wide. 841 00:33:36,115 --> 00:33:37,950 This is super easy! 842 00:33:37,992 --> 00:33:40,202 And there goes Jackson into the... Oh! 843 00:33:40,243 --> 00:33:41,536 He got bumped in the turn! 844 00:33:41,578 --> 00:33:44,165 He's losing positions with every passing second. 845 00:33:44,206 --> 00:33:45,624 He needs to get back on the gas. 846 00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:47,042 Come on, Trackie! 847 00:33:47,084 --> 00:33:49,252 I'm gonna get that fucker! 848 00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:50,921 Now, Bo, you forget about that guy. 849 00:33:50,963 --> 00:33:52,673 You just concentrate on racing. 850 00:33:52,714 --> 00:33:53,715 You get that fucker! 851 00:33:53,757 --> 00:33:55,217 You get that fucker, Bo! You get him! 852 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,891 Damn! Jackson fell all the way to seventh, Bob. 853 00:34:02,933 --> 00:34:04,685 I hope he didn't quit his day job 854 00:34:04,726 --> 00:34:05,894 at the tractor pull. 855 00:34:05,936 --> 00:34:07,521 Now, Mike, your guy is not done yet. 856 00:34:07,562 --> 00:34:09,397 He's still making moves out there. 857 00:34:09,439 --> 00:34:11,650 Come on, Bo! 858 00:34:11,692 --> 00:34:12,860 No, Bob. 859 00:34:12,901 --> 00:34:14,195 He just got knocked right off the course. 860 00:34:14,236 --> 00:34:14,903 He's done. 861 00:34:14,945 --> 00:34:16,404 I'm not done! 862 00:34:16,446 --> 00:34:18,699 I'm coming back! I'm gonna get back in it! 863 00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:19,950 Oh, Bob, look! 864 00:34:19,992 --> 00:34:21,576 Trackie's back! He's back in it! 865 00:34:21,618 --> 00:34:23,954 Well, this just doesn't even seem fair. 866 00:34:23,996 --> 00:34:25,330 Whoo! 867 00:34:29,126 --> 00:34:30,711 Look at this battle for third, Bob. 868 00:34:30,752 --> 00:34:33,380 Jackson might just find the podium. Oh! 869 00:34:33,421 --> 00:34:35,465 There's contact between Jackson and Fortin. 870 00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:37,092 - And they're into the wall. - Oh, shit. 871 00:34:37,134 --> 00:34:38,219 Hard! 872 00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:39,720 Yep, slam into the wall. 873 00:34:39,761 --> 00:34:40,888 - I think he's out. - What? 874 00:34:40,929 --> 00:34:42,223 - I think he's out. - Why are you doing... 875 00:34:42,264 --> 00:34:43,724 This is what we want. I don't want... 876 00:34:43,765 --> 00:34:44,975 I don't want him to get hurt. 877 00:34:45,017 --> 00:34:46,977 And that'll bring out a yellow flag, Bob. 878 00:34:47,019 --> 00:34:48,229 How's the truck? 879 00:34:48,270 --> 00:34:49,771 Engine's still humming. 880 00:34:49,813 --> 00:34:51,398 All right, Bo, just sit tight. 881 00:34:51,439 --> 00:34:52,858 I'm gonna get my boys over there 882 00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:55,694 and they're gonna untangle you from the K-rail. 883 00:34:55,736 --> 00:34:57,487 Dammit, Bo! 884 00:34:57,529 --> 00:34:59,073 The pace car leads the way 885 00:34:59,114 --> 00:35:01,700 as the trucks regroup for the green flag. 886 00:35:01,742 --> 00:35:02,951 Jackson's team is working hard 887 00:35:02,993 --> 00:35:04,703 to get him off that K-rail. 888 00:35:04,745 --> 00:35:06,538 I hope that damage is only superficial. 889 00:35:06,580 --> 00:35:08,290 All right now, Bo, I need you get to 890 00:35:08,331 --> 00:35:10,251 the back of the pack before the restart. 891 00:35:10,292 --> 00:35:11,919 Yeah, I know. 892 00:35:14,088 --> 00:35:16,715 The hood keeps flappin'! 893 00:35:16,757 --> 00:35:17,758 Aww, never mind, it came off. 894 00:35:17,799 --> 00:35:19,093 And with the track clear, 895 00:35:19,134 --> 00:35:21,511 our drivers are ready to get back in the action 896 00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:23,097 behind leader Doug Matag. 897 00:35:23,138 --> 00:35:24,472 All right, Bo, it's time to get focused. 898 00:35:24,514 --> 00:35:25,515 You're in eighth place 899 00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:27,309 and you only got four laps to go. 900 00:35:27,350 --> 00:35:29,686 Don't worry, I got this figured out now. 901 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:31,772 Well, shit, that scares me, Bo. 902 00:35:33,148 --> 00:35:36,484 And we are green, green, green! 903 00:35:36,526 --> 00:35:38,153 Matag's yellow 81 truck 904 00:35:38,195 --> 00:35:39,404 comes out in the lead. 905 00:35:39,446 --> 00:35:41,782 Anderson and Shinney are chasing him down. 906 00:35:41,823 --> 00:35:42,741 Bob! Bob! 907 00:35:42,783 --> 00:35:43,909 Jackson's moved up to seventh. 908 00:35:43,951 --> 00:35:45,202 I don't think he's done yet! 909 00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:47,788 Yes, but he's still got veterans McAkrin 910 00:35:47,829 --> 00:35:49,164 and LeDuc ahead of him. 911 00:35:49,206 --> 00:35:50,124 LeDuc spun out! 912 00:35:50,165 --> 00:35:50,999 Jackson moves to sixth! 913 00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:52,500 Nice, Bo, nice! 914 00:35:57,881 --> 00:36:01,009 And another pass by Jackson puts him in fourth! 915 00:36:01,051 --> 00:36:02,552 Ha-ha! Bye, bitch! 916 00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:05,097 You only got one lap to go to pick up that final position 917 00:36:05,139 --> 00:36:06,431 if you want a podium. 918 00:36:06,473 --> 00:36:07,849 That's all I need. 919 00:36:11,853 --> 00:36:13,981 Matag in the yellow 81 maintains the lead 920 00:36:14,022 --> 00:36:16,900 followed closely by Anderson and McAkrin. 921 00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:18,860 Do you not see Jackson in fourth, Bob? 922 00:36:18,902 --> 00:36:20,362 I have a good feeling Trackie has 923 00:36:20,403 --> 00:36:22,572 a few tricks up his sleeve. 924 00:36:25,367 --> 00:36:26,701 Oh, there he goes! 925 00:36:26,743 --> 00:36:28,162 Trading paint with Anderson 926 00:36:28,203 --> 00:36:30,455 as he bumper cars into second place! 927 00:36:30,497 --> 00:36:31,790 Go, Bo, go. 928 00:36:31,832 --> 00:36:33,334 Jackson just has to hold on 929 00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:35,502 around the final turn to stand on the podium! 930 00:36:35,543 --> 00:36:36,544 Oh! 931 00:36:36,586 --> 00:36:38,213 Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! 932 00:36:39,381 --> 00:36:41,925 Matag crosses the line in first, 933 00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:43,010 McAkrin takes second. 934 00:36:43,051 --> 00:36:45,262 Jackson takes third, Bob! 935 00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:47,597 I knew it! See, Bob! Booyah! 936 00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,183 In your face! 937 00:36:49,224 --> 00:36:50,392 He did it. He podiumed. 938 00:36:50,433 --> 00:36:53,937 Jason, you're dead to me. 939 00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:56,606 I didn't... I'm just doing my job. 940 00:36:56,648 --> 00:36:59,151 Umm, enjoy it while it lasts. 941 00:37:02,529 --> 00:37:04,489 So, I'm still in the RV? 942 00:37:04,531 --> 00:37:06,825 Where you going? 943 00:37:06,867 --> 00:37:08,618 Where'd she go? 944 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,829 It's over, Oswald. 945 00:37:13,374 --> 00:37:16,418 No, it is just beginning. 946 00:37:16,459 --> 00:37:18,128 Mmm. Oh! 947 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,107 ♪ Like what-what-what ♪ 948 00:37:39,149 --> 00:37:40,901 ♪ Let me see that thong ♪ 949 00:37:40,942 --> 00:37:42,277 ♪ I like it when the beat goes ♪ 950 00:37:42,319 --> 00:37:43,195 ♪ Duh dun duh ♪ 951 00:37:43,237 --> 00:37:44,279 ♪ Girl make your booty go ♪ 952 00:37:44,321 --> 00:37:45,072 ♪ Duh dun dun ♪ 953 00:37:45,113 --> 00:37:46,907 Whoo! 954 00:37:46,948 --> 00:37:48,367 Come on, drink your beer. 955 00:37:48,409 --> 00:37:50,077 Drink your beer! 956 00:37:50,118 --> 00:37:53,330 Drink your beer or you're a loser! 957 00:37:54,539 --> 00:37:56,833 - Oh, that's what she said. - Sorry. 958 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,835 Yeah, on that note, I'm beat. 959 00:37:58,877 --> 00:37:59,878 I'm gonna go to bed. 960 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:00,754 Okay. 961 00:38:00,795 --> 00:38:01,838 You were really good today. 962 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,631 - Thank you. - I'm proud of you. 963 00:38:08,636 --> 00:38:09,679 Goodnight! 964 00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:11,390 Goodnight. 965 00:38:13,808 --> 00:38:17,312 Hey, we should go look for those Heart Stopper girls. 966 00:38:17,354 --> 00:38:18,939 The pretty ones from the podium. 967 00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:20,690 Bo? 968 00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:22,901 Oh, no, you go on ahead. I'm fine. 969 00:38:22,943 --> 00:38:24,236 I'm just gonna stay here and chill out. 970 00:38:24,278 --> 00:38:27,155 If I bring 'em back here, you gotta party with us. 971 00:38:27,197 --> 00:38:28,615 Yeah, okay. 972 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,624 - Hell of a night. - What are you... 973 00:38:37,665 --> 00:38:40,919 You should go in and say goodnight to Mandy. 974 00:38:40,961 --> 00:38:42,337 I just did, dum-dum. 975 00:38:42,379 --> 00:38:45,299 Not... come on, you like her, right? 976 00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:47,509 Yeah, of course! She's my friend. 977 00:38:47,550 --> 00:38:48,593 Yeah, is that all? 978 00:38:48,635 --> 00:38:52,722 No, but... she was my prom date, too. 979 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:54,433 And so... 980 00:38:54,475 --> 00:38:56,643 And she's Noodle's mom. 981 00:38:56,684 --> 00:38:58,103 Oh, my god. 982 00:38:58,145 --> 00:38:59,438 - What? - Forget it. 983 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,814 What are you trying to get me to say? 984 00:39:00,855 --> 00:39:02,441 Bo, come on. 985 00:39:02,483 --> 00:39:04,818 What? 986 00:39:04,859 --> 00:39:06,278 Okay. 987 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,113 Okay, maybe a couple of times in my life 988 00:39:08,155 --> 00:39:09,156 I've jerked off to her. 989 00:39:09,197 --> 00:39:10,449 Oh, my god! 990 00:39:10,491 --> 00:39:11,699 -But that's what everyone does. 991 00:39:11,741 --> 00:39:12,951 - Nope, don't need to hear it. - It's natural. 992 00:39:12,993 --> 00:39:13,952 - She's a pretty girl. - Nope, I'm going to bed. 993 00:39:13,994 --> 00:39:14,869 I'm going to get some sleep. 994 00:39:14,911 --> 00:39:16,246 People jerk off to people... 995 00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:21,335 - Jason! Jason, look! - Watch the transit! 996 00:39:21,376 --> 00:39:22,461 - Watch the transit. - While I was racing, 997 00:39:22,503 --> 00:39:23,628 - I came across a jump. - Yeah. 998 00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:25,130 I came across a jump like this. 999 00:39:25,172 --> 00:39:26,965 - I was like whoa! - Whoo! 1000 00:39:27,007 --> 00:39:29,009 Ooh! That was awesome! 1001 00:39:36,433 --> 00:39:37,559 This is it. 1002 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,478 That's my lawyer. 1003 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,147 - Hi. - Hi. 1004 00:39:42,189 --> 00:39:44,441 Well, thanks for a good night last night, Noodle. 1005 00:39:48,736 --> 00:39:51,281 Boop! 1006 00:39:51,323 --> 00:39:52,907 - See ya later. - Yeah. 1007 00:39:54,493 --> 00:39:57,204 Noo-dle, where are your clothes? 1008 00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:03,043 I don't remember, so, they let me wear this. 1009 00:40:03,084 --> 00:40:06,129 Hot damn, Noodle! You're like a sexual dynamo! 1010 00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:09,383 I think I might work for Heart Stoppers now. 1011 00:40:09,424 --> 00:40:12,802 Well, hey, um, so let's do this. 1012 00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:14,888 Team Boodle is assembled. 1013 00:40:14,929 --> 00:40:15,722 Are you ready? 1014 00:40:15,763 --> 00:40:16,681 All right, I got it. 1015 00:40:16,723 --> 00:40:17,558 - Here we go. - No, no... 1016 00:40:17,599 --> 00:40:18,808 Thumbprint. 1017 00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:21,186 No, it's a... it's a retina scan this time. 1018 00:40:21,228 --> 00:40:23,271 I'm not putting nothin' in my butt. 1019 00:40:23,313 --> 00:40:24,606 I'll do it. 1020 00:40:24,647 --> 00:40:26,983 No, no, no one has to put anything in their butt. 1021 00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:28,360 Your retina is in your eye. 1022 00:40:28,402 --> 00:40:31,363 Okay, show me, Mr. Scientist. 1023 00:40:31,405 --> 00:40:32,697 I'm gonna... 1024 00:40:34,282 --> 00:40:35,450 - There. - Okay. 1025 00:40:35,492 --> 00:40:36,784 - All right, now you. - He just looked into it. 1026 00:40:36,826 --> 00:40:37,702 - Yes. - All right. 1027 00:40:37,744 --> 00:40:38,870 It's not gonna tear my eyeball? 1028 00:40:38,912 --> 00:40:39,913 It's not going to tear out your eyeball. 1029 00:40:39,954 --> 00:40:41,164 - All right. - Just look into the... 1030 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:42,499 If it does, I'm gonna punch you in your mouth. 1031 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:43,333 Okay. 1032 00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:44,792 Just look. 1033 00:40:48,046 --> 00:40:49,297 Whoop! 1034 00:40:51,091 --> 00:40:53,552 Oh, California? No thank you. 1035 00:40:53,594 --> 00:40:54,595 Why? 1036 00:40:54,636 --> 00:40:55,762 I don't like people from California. 1037 00:40:55,803 --> 00:40:57,972 They're funny, and not in a funny way. 1038 00:40:58,014 --> 00:41:00,975 Oh, and you also get this. 1039 00:41:01,017 --> 00:41:02,603 Oh! 1040 00:41:05,439 --> 00:41:06,440 - Oh, my god! - Yeah. 1041 00:41:06,481 --> 00:41:08,358 Let's go celebrate. 1042 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,526 I would love to, but look, 1043 00:41:09,568 --> 00:41:11,236 we've gotta go get Eskie from the hospital 1044 00:41:11,278 --> 00:41:13,614 and then get to the next race so we can win more money! 1045 00:41:13,655 --> 00:41:14,822 - All right. - Come on, guys! 1046 00:41:14,864 --> 00:41:17,033 I don't think Eskandar is ready to travel. 1047 00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:18,535 Oh, he'll be fine. 1048 00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:19,994 Okay. 1049 00:41:20,036 --> 00:41:21,622 Okay. 1050 00:41:21,663 --> 00:41:23,164 Come on. 1051 00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:26,334 I don't think he's gonna fit. 1052 00:41:26,376 --> 00:41:28,878 Oh, he'll fit. 1053 00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:36,637 I wish he'd just die! 1054 00:41:36,678 --> 00:41:38,763 It's like giving birth. 1055 00:41:38,805 --> 00:41:41,766 I got it. I'm good! I'm all good. 1056 00:41:44,311 --> 00:41:45,562 All right. 1057 00:41:47,730 --> 00:41:49,524 Ahh, there you go! 1058 00:41:49,566 --> 00:41:51,610 Snug as a bug in a Persian rug. 1059 00:41:51,652 --> 00:41:53,320 All right! 1060 00:41:53,361 --> 00:41:54,946 Let's move onto the next race. 1061 00:41:54,988 --> 00:41:56,698 Yeah. 1062 00:41:58,241 --> 00:41:59,701 Pretty impressive stuff, huh? 1063 00:41:59,742 --> 00:42:01,828 You weren't expecting me to recover, were you? 1064 00:42:01,869 --> 00:42:04,747 That was not bad. Not bad. 1065 00:42:04,789 --> 00:42:06,500 Still got three races left to run. 1066 00:42:06,541 --> 00:42:08,209 Hey, you saw me out there. 1067 00:42:08,251 --> 00:42:11,338 I'm a natural. All natural. 1068 00:42:11,379 --> 00:42:12,464 Like corn on the cob. 1069 00:42:12,506 --> 00:42:15,925 - He's au naturale. - Yeah. 1070 00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:17,594 - That's not what you... - Organic. 1071 00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:18,345 think it means. 1072 00:42:21,431 --> 00:42:24,267 You know... it feels like... 1073 00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:26,728 nothing could possibly go wrong now. 1074 00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:33,776 Oh, no, no, no! 1075 00:42:36,279 --> 00:42:37,989 Fuckin' boats? 1076 00:42:40,325 --> 00:42:42,160 Let's, uh, let's win this one. 1077 00:42:42,202 --> 00:42:43,370 Y'all go ahead. 1078 00:42:43,411 --> 00:42:45,038 I'm gonna stay here and set up camp, okay? 1079 00:42:45,079 --> 00:42:46,498 Cool. 1080 00:42:46,540 --> 00:42:49,376 How are we supposed to find this Shelby Ebert anyway? 1081 00:42:49,417 --> 00:42:51,628 We'll ask somebody. 1082 00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:53,171 I can't just talk to these people. 1083 00:42:53,213 --> 00:42:54,589 They're Californians. 1084 00:42:54,631 --> 00:42:57,258 They take away your guns and make you get gay married. 1085 00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:59,219 - Are you serious? - Yes. 1086 00:42:59,260 --> 00:43:01,722 - Seriously serious? - Yes, I'm serious! 1087 00:43:01,763 --> 00:43:03,890 Excuse me, where's... we're looking for Shelby Ebert. 1088 00:43:03,931 --> 00:43:05,183 She's over there. 1089 00:43:05,225 --> 00:43:07,561 There, boom! Was that so hard? 1090 00:43:07,602 --> 00:43:09,062 Yeah, you're from New York. Californians. 1091 00:43:09,103 --> 00:43:11,606 Different tips on the same liberal turd. 1092 00:43:11,648 --> 00:43:12,566 Are you okay? 1093 00:43:12,607 --> 00:43:15,736 Yes, I'm fine! Okay? I'm fine! 1094 00:43:16,570 --> 00:43:18,697 All right, come on, guys. 1095 00:43:18,739 --> 00:43:19,947 Do you have social anxiety? 1096 00:43:19,989 --> 00:43:21,282 No, I don't. 1097 00:43:21,324 --> 00:43:22,909 My cousin has that. 1098 00:43:22,950 --> 00:43:24,869 Your cousin has epilepsy. 1099 00:43:34,087 --> 00:43:35,463 Come on. 1100 00:43:37,090 --> 00:43:38,633 Excuse me, Shelby? 1101 00:43:38,675 --> 00:43:40,218 That's me. 1102 00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:42,262 I'm sorry, you're both Shelby? 1103 00:43:42,303 --> 00:43:44,514 Yeah, she drives. I make it go. 1104 00:43:44,556 --> 00:43:45,390 Okay. 1105 00:43:45,432 --> 00:43:46,808 - What's your name? - Shelby. 1106 00:43:46,849 --> 00:43:47,934 - And your name? - Shelby. 1107 00:43:47,975 --> 00:43:49,977 Two Shelbys, all right? 1108 00:43:50,019 --> 00:43:51,271 You got it? 1109 00:43:51,312 --> 00:43:52,397 Hi, I'm Jason Wilmore. 1110 00:43:52,439 --> 00:43:54,357 - Nice to meet you. - You, too. 1111 00:43:54,399 --> 00:43:56,735 I'm the executor of Phineus Davis' estate. 1112 00:43:56,777 --> 00:43:58,779 Oh, we were so sorry to hear of his passing. 1113 00:43:58,820 --> 00:44:00,488 He loved a good speedboat. 1114 00:44:00,530 --> 00:44:01,656 Ah, he did. 1115 00:44:01,698 --> 00:44:03,950 And this is his son, Bo. 1116 00:44:03,991 --> 00:44:05,493 I never met him. He abandoned me. 1117 00:44:05,535 --> 00:44:06,661 Okay. 1118 00:44:06,703 --> 00:44:08,663 Hi, Bo, it's nice to meet you. 1119 00:44:08,705 --> 00:44:10,498 Uh, do you want to check out your boat? 1120 00:44:10,540 --> 00:44:11,249 Nope. 1121 00:44:11,291 --> 00:44:13,126 What? 1122 00:44:13,167 --> 00:44:14,711 I'm sorry, I mean, no, thank you. 1123 00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:16,755 Well, you're here to race, aren't you? 1124 00:44:16,797 --> 00:44:18,590 I don't know. Yeah, maybe. 1125 00:44:18,632 --> 00:44:22,427 Bo, what is going on? Let her show you the boat. 1126 00:44:22,469 --> 00:44:24,304 Okay, show me the boat. 1127 00:44:24,345 --> 00:44:25,221 I'm so sorry. 1128 00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:26,556 Yes, we'd love to see the boat. 1129 00:44:26,598 --> 00:44:27,515 Okay, cool. 1130 00:44:27,557 --> 00:44:30,017 Apologies, he hasn't eaten yet. 1131 00:44:30,059 --> 00:44:33,354 Wow! 1132 00:44:33,396 --> 00:44:36,608 Whoa, I can see my reflection. 1133 00:44:36,650 --> 00:44:38,109 That is an impressive boat. 1134 00:44:38,151 --> 00:44:39,277 Cool. 1135 00:44:39,319 --> 00:44:40,403 Thank you guys for doing this. 1136 00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:42,530 Shelby, I really appreciate it. 1137 00:44:42,572 --> 00:44:44,991 But, uh, it's pink! 1138 00:44:45,032 --> 00:44:46,618 Sure is! 1139 00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:48,369 I ain't drivin' no pink boat. 1140 00:44:48,411 --> 00:44:49,912 Are you being serious right now? 1141 00:44:49,954 --> 00:44:51,914 Yeah, it's a girl's boat. I ain't a girl! 1142 00:44:51,956 --> 00:44:54,751 This boat is one of the fastest in the entire sport! 1143 00:44:54,793 --> 00:44:56,085 Sure is! 1144 00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:57,962 Come on, Bo, it's just one event. 1145 00:44:58,004 --> 00:45:00,674 Plus, we could win another five grand. 1146 00:45:00,715 --> 00:45:03,050 We? It's not we, Noodle, it's me! 1147 00:45:03,092 --> 00:45:04,636 I have to do the racing. 1148 00:45:04,678 --> 00:45:06,053 And I say no! 1149 00:45:06,095 --> 00:45:08,389 Look, you're very pretty, and I appreciate it a lot, 1150 00:45:08,431 --> 00:45:12,268 but your boat sucks, and I hate your guts! 1151 00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:15,313 Ahh, I'm so sorry about that. 1152 00:45:15,355 --> 00:45:17,315 Um, we're going to have to get back to you. 1153 00:45:17,357 --> 00:45:19,192 I'm... I'm sure the race is still on. 1154 00:45:19,233 --> 00:45:20,694 Whoa! Whoa! Bo! 1155 00:45:20,735 --> 00:45:22,487 What are you... Is that yours? 1156 00:45:22,529 --> 00:45:24,865 - No. - Bo! 1157 00:45:24,906 --> 00:45:25,740 Oh, my god. 1158 00:45:25,782 --> 00:45:27,158 I'm... okay, I am so sorry. 1159 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,326 Let me just... Bo! 1160 00:45:28,368 --> 00:45:30,036 You shove that pink boat up your ass! 1161 00:45:30,077 --> 00:45:31,954 Do not make me chase you, young man! 1162 00:45:31,996 --> 00:45:32,873 Fuck you! 1163 00:45:32,914 --> 00:45:34,165 Which one of you is Shelby? 1164 00:45:40,421 --> 00:45:42,382 Bo, honey, you okay? 1165 00:45:42,423 --> 00:45:45,468 I'm not a girl! 1166 00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:47,053 Well, okay, why don't you come out here 1167 00:45:47,094 --> 00:45:48,179 and we'll talk about it. 1168 00:45:48,221 --> 00:45:49,597 No! 1169 00:45:49,639 --> 00:45:51,432 I got you two of them Heart Stopper drinks you like. 1170 00:45:52,934 --> 00:45:55,102 - Heart Stoppers? - Yeah. 1171 00:45:55,144 --> 00:45:57,522 - Fine! - Come out here. 1172 00:45:57,564 --> 00:45:58,857 Come here. 1173 00:45:58,899 --> 00:46:00,567 What's going on? 1174 00:46:00,608 --> 00:46:02,819 - I don't know. - Come sit down. 1175 00:46:02,861 --> 00:46:04,362 - What happened? - Stupid! 1176 00:46:04,404 --> 00:46:07,741 They want me to ride in a girl boat. 1177 00:46:07,782 --> 00:46:08,909 What's it got? 1178 00:46:08,950 --> 00:46:11,035 Like big ol' titties and lashes, or what? 1179 00:46:11,077 --> 00:46:12,829 No, it's pink. 1180 00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:14,414 It's pink like a Barbie boat. 1181 00:46:14,455 --> 00:46:16,499 Yeah they're gonna have me ride in a boat 1182 00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:18,084 where everybody's like, Oh, there's Bo 1183 00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:20,336 in that pink boat, what a dumb fuck. 1184 00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:22,380 Boat races are stupid. I hate 'em! 1185 00:46:27,176 --> 00:46:29,554 Bo, is there something else going on with you 1186 00:46:29,596 --> 00:46:30,304 about all this? 1187 00:46:30,346 --> 00:46:31,806 No, I'm just hungry. 1188 00:46:31,848 --> 00:46:33,182 I need a cookie. 1189 00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:34,768 - No, hey, Bo, wait, wait. - I'll go get... 1190 00:46:34,809 --> 00:46:36,102 Hey. 1191 00:46:36,143 --> 00:46:39,146 If it's a secret, Bo, I can keep a secret. 1192 00:46:39,188 --> 00:46:42,525 Okay? Only you and me will know. 1193 00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:43,860 You won't tell Noodle? 1194 00:46:43,902 --> 00:46:46,988 Not even Noodle. 1195 00:46:47,029 --> 00:46:48,072 What about God? 1196 00:46:48,114 --> 00:46:49,908 I can't keep a secret from the Lord. 1197 00:46:49,950 --> 00:46:52,034 He sees and hears everything, praise be. 1198 00:46:52,076 --> 00:46:54,495 Yeah, I know. Praise be. 1199 00:46:58,541 --> 00:47:00,084 What? 1200 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,546 I can't hear you. 1201 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,384 Oh, you can't swim. 1202 00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:09,719 Yeah, I can't swim. 1203 00:47:09,761 --> 00:47:12,513 Okay. Is that all? 1204 00:47:12,555 --> 00:47:15,266 I'm afraid of the water. 1205 00:47:15,308 --> 00:47:16,267 Okay. 1206 00:47:16,309 --> 00:47:18,311 That's okay, darlin'. 1207 00:47:19,687 --> 00:47:20,647 Okay, what about this? 1208 00:47:20,688 --> 00:47:23,566 What if we find some place, okay? 1209 00:47:23,608 --> 00:47:26,569 And... and I'll just... I'll teach you how to swim. 1210 00:47:26,611 --> 00:47:28,154 In water? 1211 00:47:31,699 --> 00:47:34,494 - There, it's in. - Come on. 1212 00:47:34,535 --> 00:47:36,496 Okay, just give me space. 1213 00:47:36,537 --> 00:47:38,372 Don't you want to win $5,000? 1214 00:47:38,414 --> 00:47:39,540 Yes. Look. 1215 00:47:39,582 --> 00:47:41,250 See, I'm coming in. Don't grab me. 1216 00:47:46,172 --> 00:47:47,548 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 1217 00:47:47,590 --> 00:47:49,676 ♪ I don't care what it is ♪ 1218 00:47:49,717 --> 00:47:51,678 ♪ If you need a hand ♪ 1219 00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:53,304 ♪ I can assure you of this ♪ 1220 00:47:53,346 --> 00:47:55,015 ♪ I can help ♪ 1221 00:47:55,056 --> 00:47:57,224 ♪ I got two strong arms ♪ 1222 00:47:57,266 --> 00:47:58,685 ♪ I can help ♪ 1223 00:48:01,103 --> 00:48:03,023 ♪ It would sure do me good ♪ 1224 00:48:03,064 --> 00:48:04,565 ♪ to do you good ♪ 1225 00:48:04,607 --> 00:48:06,567 ♪ Let me help ♪ 1226 00:48:08,235 --> 00:48:10,989 ♪ It's a fact that people get lonely ♪ 1227 00:48:11,031 --> 00:48:12,365 ♪ Ain't nothin' new ♪ 1228 00:48:12,406 --> 00:48:14,283 ♪ But a woman like you baby ♪ 1229 00:48:14,325 --> 00:48:15,869 ♪ Should never have the blues ♪ 1230 00:48:15,910 --> 00:48:17,704 ♪ Let me help ♪ 1231 00:48:17,745 --> 00:48:19,706 ♪ Like you do for me ♪ 1232 00:48:19,747 --> 00:48:21,791 ♪ Let me help ♪ 1233 00:48:23,668 --> 00:48:25,503 ♪ It would sure do me good ♪ 1234 00:48:25,545 --> 00:48:27,296 ♪ to do you good ♪ 1235 00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:28,923 ♪ Let me help ♪ 1236 00:48:31,258 --> 00:48:33,344 ♪ When I go to sleep at night ♪ 1237 00:48:33,386 --> 00:48:35,889 ♪ You're always a part of my dream ♪ 1238 00:48:39,266 --> 00:48:40,685 ♪ Holding me tight ♪ 1239 00:48:40,727 --> 00:48:44,355 ♪ Telling me everything ♪ 1240 00:48:44,397 --> 00:48:46,524 ♪ I wanna hear ♪ 1241 00:48:46,566 --> 00:48:48,609 ♪ Don't forget me baby ♪ 1242 00:48:48,651 --> 00:48:50,444 ♪ All you gotta do is call ♪ 1243 00:48:50,486 --> 00:48:52,446 ♪ You know how I feel about you ♪ 1244 00:48:52,488 --> 00:48:53,990 ♪ If I can do anything at all ♪ 1245 00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:56,034 ♪ Let me help ♪ 1246 00:48:56,076 --> 00:48:57,869 ♪ If your child n eeds a daddy ♪ 1247 00:48:57,911 --> 00:48:59,746 ♪ I can help ♪ 1248 00:49:01,664 --> 00:49:05,251 ♪ it would sure do me good to do you good ♪ 1249 00:49:05,292 --> 00:49:06,920 ♪ Let me help ♪ 1250 00:49:17,847 --> 00:49:19,807 Noodle! 1251 00:49:26,188 --> 00:49:29,109 Team freakin' Boodle! 1252 00:49:29,150 --> 00:49:30,359 Afternoon, folks! 1253 00:49:30,401 --> 00:49:32,112 Remember, on race day, it ain't safe to have 1254 00:49:32,153 --> 00:49:33,113 your kids swimming in the water. 1255 00:49:33,154 --> 00:49:34,530 You okay, Bo? 1256 00:49:34,572 --> 00:49:35,698 I don't know. 1257 00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:36,908 I don't think I'm ready for this. 1258 00:49:36,950 --> 00:49:38,242 It's okay. 1259 00:49:38,284 --> 00:49:41,370 We're all right here with you. 1260 00:49:41,412 --> 00:49:42,914 Okay. 1261 00:49:42,956 --> 00:49:45,625 Maybe what you're looking for is right in front of your face. 1262 00:49:45,666 --> 00:49:46,960 But I can't see nothin' right now 1263 00:49:47,001 --> 00:49:48,377 'cause you're right in front of my face. 1264 00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:50,630 Could you please move? 1265 00:49:50,671 --> 00:49:51,505 Here you go. 1266 00:49:53,633 --> 00:49:56,302 Okay. I love you... 1267 00:49:56,343 --> 00:49:57,929 Noodle. 1268 00:49:57,971 --> 00:49:59,931 And Jason, you should go to church. 1269 00:49:59,973 --> 00:50:02,224 I'm just sayin' things in case I die. 1270 00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:05,019 All right, let's put this thing in the water! 1271 00:50:05,061 --> 00:50:06,729 Go ahead, it's a good day to die! 1272 00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:09,482 Drop me in! Team Boodle! 1273 00:50:09,523 --> 00:50:10,900 All right, let's get her wet! 1274 00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:15,404 Bye, Bo. 1275 00:50:15,446 --> 00:50:17,281 Good luck out there, Bo. 1276 00:50:17,323 --> 00:50:19,408 I'm a bit nervous, I gotta be honest. 1277 00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:21,119 Okay, slow, slow. 1278 00:50:21,161 --> 00:50:22,787 The race hasn't started yet. 1279 00:50:22,829 --> 00:50:23,955 Come on, slow down. 1280 00:50:23,997 --> 00:50:25,665 Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm sinking! 1281 00:50:25,706 --> 00:50:26,749 I'm sinking! 1282 00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:27,834 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am. 1283 00:50:27,875 --> 00:50:28,960 - You're floating. - No, I'm not. 1284 00:50:29,002 --> 00:50:30,920 - It's... you're totally fine. - Uh-uh. 1285 00:50:31,337 --> 00:50:33,047 It's a beautiful day here at Lake Mead 1286 00:50:33,089 --> 00:50:37,135 for today's Lucas Oil Drag Boat Racing Series. 1287 00:50:37,177 --> 00:50:39,345 Up next in the pro modified class 1288 00:50:39,386 --> 00:50:40,680 is our special guest. 1289 00:50:40,721 --> 00:50:43,432 If you follow off-road racing, you know his name. 1290 00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:46,310 It's bastard child tractor man Beauregard Jackson, 1291 00:50:46,352 --> 00:50:51,357 racing in Shelby Ebert's hot pink Lucas Oil boat. 1292 00:50:51,398 --> 00:50:54,027 Whoa! Shit! 1293 00:50:54,068 --> 00:50:56,570 Jackson got a great jump off the line. 1294 00:50:59,115 --> 00:51:01,367 He's holding that Barbie boat nice and steady. 1295 00:51:01,408 --> 00:51:03,327 This is looking like a solid run. 1296 00:51:05,830 --> 00:51:07,623 That qualifies Jackson for the elimination round 1297 00:51:07,665 --> 00:51:09,667 with a time of 5:07! 1298 00:51:09,709 --> 00:51:11,044 He qualified. 1299 00:51:11,085 --> 00:51:13,046 Yeah. 1300 00:51:13,087 --> 00:51:16,883 You know what we should do is get some food. 1301 00:51:16,924 --> 00:51:19,301 Do you not realize what's at stake here? 1302 00:51:19,343 --> 00:51:21,637 Oh, steak would be good! 1303 00:51:25,558 --> 00:51:27,060 My soda! 1304 00:51:27,101 --> 00:51:29,020 Stop whining! 1305 00:51:29,062 --> 00:51:30,188 That will bring us 1306 00:51:30,230 --> 00:51:32,899 to the semi-finals in the modified circuit. 1307 00:51:32,940 --> 00:51:35,068 David Logan and Beauregard Jackson 1308 00:51:35,109 --> 00:51:36,610 are the first to match up. 1309 00:51:36,652 --> 00:51:37,945 The winner of this race 1310 00:51:37,987 --> 00:51:40,740 is guaranteed a spot on the podium. 1311 00:51:46,162 --> 00:51:47,329 This is it! This is it. 1312 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,624 Jackson gets a slow start off the line. 1313 00:51:50,666 --> 00:51:53,294 Oh, but no, look at that boat move! 1314 00:51:53,335 --> 00:51:55,171 Yeah! 1315 00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:56,672 And Jackson wins! 1316 00:51:56,714 --> 00:51:59,675 Guaranteeing himself a spot in the top two. 1317 00:51:59,717 --> 00:52:01,135 That's my guy! 1318 00:52:01,177 --> 00:52:02,511 - Whoo-hoo! - Seriously, folks, 1319 00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:03,763 who would have thought 1320 00:52:03,804 --> 00:52:04,764 a bastard tractor driver 1321 00:52:04,805 --> 00:52:06,390 from Tennessee would be taking on 1322 00:52:06,432 --> 00:52:08,559 veteran Bower in the finals? 1323 00:52:08,601 --> 00:52:11,353 Whoo! 1324 00:52:11,395 --> 00:52:13,106 Bower jumps out to the early lead, 1325 00:52:13,147 --> 00:52:15,858 but come on, Bo, you bastard! 1326 00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:17,359 Oh, shit, Bower won. 1327 00:52:17,401 --> 00:52:18,778 But, folks, come on, 1328 00:52:18,819 --> 00:52:20,321 Beauregard Jackson had a hell of a day. 1329 00:52:20,362 --> 00:52:22,115 Holy shit! 1330 00:52:22,156 --> 00:52:23,532 I didn't die! 1331 00:52:25,118 --> 00:52:26,911 - That's my guy. - Pink is a cool color. 1332 00:52:26,953 --> 00:52:28,955 I told you pink is cool. 1333 00:52:30,414 --> 00:52:31,749 And let's hear it 1334 00:52:31,791 --> 00:52:34,501 for your second place finisher, Beauregard Jackson. 1335 00:52:52,812 --> 00:52:53,854 - Hey, Mr. Lawyer. - Hey! 1336 00:52:53,896 --> 00:52:55,522 Did you see me out there? 1337 00:52:55,564 --> 00:52:56,983 I did. I was watching. 1338 00:52:57,024 --> 00:52:58,442 - Okay. - Pretty impressive. 1339 00:52:58,484 --> 00:53:00,987 Looks like Team Boodle might podium in all these races. 1340 00:53:01,028 --> 00:53:02,322 Maybe. 1341 00:53:02,363 --> 00:53:04,865 - Team Boodle. - Team Boodle. 1342 00:53:04,907 --> 00:53:06,575 All right, shall we do this? 1343 00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:07,785 - See where we're headed? - Yeah. 1344 00:53:10,330 --> 00:53:12,456 Oh, that's gross. 1345 00:53:12,498 --> 00:53:16,210 No, it's... it performs a DNA analysis on your spit. 1346 00:53:16,252 --> 00:53:17,586 - So you gotta... - So I just spit in here? 1347 00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:19,255 Yeah, just a little spit right in there. 1348 00:53:22,508 --> 00:53:24,260 Are you... oh, my... 1349 00:53:24,302 --> 00:53:25,761 - No... - I have a hard time spitting. 1350 00:53:25,803 --> 00:53:26,846 I have a gag reflex. 1351 00:53:26,887 --> 00:53:28,597 - Just spit. Just spit. - Okay, hold on. 1352 00:53:28,639 --> 00:53:29,598 There's spit in your mouth. 1353 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,058 Every time we go somewhere new, 1354 00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:33,060 he has to blowjob a suitcase? 1355 00:53:33,102 --> 00:53:35,021 - Just let it out into the... - Okay, there it goes. 1356 00:53:35,062 --> 00:53:37,064 Oh, yep, yep. Here we go. 1357 00:53:39,359 --> 00:53:41,527 Oh, that scares me every time. 1358 00:53:41,568 --> 00:53:43,487 It's like how can you not get used to that? 1359 00:53:43,529 --> 00:53:46,782 Oh, Glen Helen Speedway, San Bernardino, California. 1360 00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:49,202 A speedway! And speed's kinda my thing. 1361 00:53:51,745 --> 00:53:53,122 Everything just feels so great. 1362 00:53:53,164 --> 00:53:54,832 You know what I mean? Like nothing could possibly... 1363 00:53:54,874 --> 00:53:55,708 - Stop! - What? 1364 00:53:55,749 --> 00:53:56,834 - Don't say that. - What? 1365 00:53:56,876 --> 00:53:58,294 The... What? 1366 00:53:58,336 --> 00:53:59,962 You say that all the time, that nothing can go wrong, 1367 00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:02,006 and then something immediately goes wrong. 1368 00:54:02,048 --> 00:54:03,383 You understand that, right? 1369 00:54:03,424 --> 00:54:05,009 Oh, come on, he can't put a hex on things. 1370 00:54:05,051 --> 00:54:06,886 No, yeah, I cannot use my words 1371 00:54:06,927 --> 00:54:08,095 and change the future. 1372 00:54:08,137 --> 00:54:09,471 I mean come on, I'm not a witch. 1373 00:54:09,513 --> 00:54:11,224 This... you don't have to be a witch. 1374 00:54:11,265 --> 00:54:12,975 It's called a jinx. Have you people... 1375 00:54:13,017 --> 00:54:14,643 you've never heard of a jinx, honest to God? 1376 00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:16,979 Tell me. Just please, don't... 1377 00:54:17,021 --> 00:54:19,190 this one time for me, don't say it. 1378 00:54:22,443 --> 00:54:24,486 - Jason, listen. - What? 1379 00:54:24,528 --> 00:54:26,697 Buddy, hey. 1380 00:54:26,739 --> 00:54:28,324 Everything's gone good, okay? 1381 00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:29,033 Yes, I know. 1382 00:54:29,075 --> 00:54:29,867 - Nothing... - What? 1383 00:54:29,909 --> 00:54:30,576 - Could... - Don't. 1384 00:54:30,617 --> 00:54:31,285 - Possibly... - Please? 1385 00:54:31,327 --> 00:54:32,036 - Go... - You're not. 1386 00:54:32,078 --> 00:54:32,786 - Wrong... - Come on! 1387 00:54:32,828 --> 00:54:33,495 Now. 1388 00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:36,040 Beauregard Jackson? 1389 00:54:36,082 --> 00:54:37,458 Oh, fuck! 1390 00:54:38,876 --> 00:54:41,712 Hi, Vanessa Forrester. 1391 00:54:42,838 --> 00:54:44,298 You were pretty impressive out there today. 1392 00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:46,092 Okay. 1393 00:54:46,133 --> 00:54:47,885 Uh, well, um... 1394 00:54:49,178 --> 00:54:50,512 I get... 1395 00:54:51,931 --> 00:54:55,017 I mean, um, do we know each other? 1396 00:54:55,059 --> 00:54:56,269 Oh, well, I'm a publicist. 1397 00:54:56,310 --> 00:54:58,312 Sorry, I saw your video online. 1398 00:54:58,354 --> 00:54:59,730 Oh. 1399 00:54:59,772 --> 00:55:01,190 I have a video? 1400 00:55:01,232 --> 00:55:03,859 Yeah, the MAV-TV coverage from your short-course race. 1401 00:55:03,901 --> 00:55:04,860 It's going viral. 1402 00:55:04,902 --> 00:55:06,946 Oh, no shit? 1403 00:55:06,987 --> 00:55:08,697 - What does that mean? - It means your sick. 1404 00:55:08,739 --> 00:55:10,699 - No, it doesn't. - Virus. 1405 00:55:10,741 --> 00:55:12,034 - No. - I don't know. 1406 00:55:12,076 --> 00:55:13,494 It's... people are watching. 1407 00:55:13,535 --> 00:55:14,536 A lot of people are watching. 1408 00:55:14,578 --> 00:55:15,662 - Ahh... - Yes. 1409 00:55:15,704 --> 00:55:17,081 And after what you did out there today, 1410 00:55:17,123 --> 00:55:18,707 - with the boats... - Uh-huh? 1411 00:55:18,749 --> 00:55:22,503 I have a feeling that you could be a big star. 1412 00:55:22,544 --> 00:55:25,381 And I'm always looking for the next big star. 1413 00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:26,215 Well, yeah, I was... 1414 00:55:26,257 --> 00:55:27,758 Okay. 1415 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,885 I mean there's a lot going on right now. 1416 00:55:29,927 --> 00:55:31,178 Uh, it's a long story. 1417 00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:32,388 I'm trying to win this money. 1418 00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:34,890 Well, I do love a good story, Bo. 1419 00:55:34,932 --> 00:55:37,643 I mean that's kind of my job. 1420 00:55:37,684 --> 00:55:39,853 I would love to hear it. 1421 00:55:39,895 --> 00:55:42,523 Uh, okay. 1422 00:55:42,564 --> 00:55:43,524 You want a drink? 1423 00:55:43,565 --> 00:55:44,691 Yes, I would love a drink. 1424 00:55:44,733 --> 00:55:46,277 - Okay. - Thank you. 1425 00:55:46,319 --> 00:55:47,778 Come on in. 1426 00:55:49,696 --> 00:55:51,573 "I love a good story, Bo." 1427 00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:54,535 "I'd love to hear your stories, Bo." 1428 00:55:57,746 --> 00:55:59,415 They've been in there for over an hour. 1429 00:55:59,457 --> 00:56:01,375 It's been like 15 minutes. 1430 00:56:01,417 --> 00:56:03,210 Well, this is stupid. 1431 00:56:03,252 --> 00:56:05,296 We should be out celebrating. 1432 00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,549 Let's just... this could be a really big deal 1433 00:56:08,590 --> 00:56:09,967 for Bo, okay? So, let's just have 1434 00:56:10,009 --> 00:56:12,719 a little more patience and understanding. 1435 00:56:12,761 --> 00:56:14,763 They're comin'. Act natural. 1436 00:56:19,852 --> 00:56:20,894 - So, okay then. - Okay. 1437 00:56:20,936 --> 00:56:22,480 I'll see you back in San Bernardino. 1438 00:56:22,522 --> 00:56:24,231 Yeah, thank you so much. You've been so nice. 1439 00:56:24,273 --> 00:56:25,774 Oh, come on. 1440 00:56:27,276 --> 00:56:29,987 I know a winner when I see one. 1441 00:56:30,029 --> 00:56:31,405 Well, it was lovely meeting you guys. 1442 00:56:31,447 --> 00:56:33,699 Bye, Bo. 1443 00:56:33,740 --> 00:56:35,451 All right, bye. Take care. 1444 00:56:35,493 --> 00:56:37,036 Okay. 1445 00:56:39,663 --> 00:56:42,082 What in the holy hell were you two talking about in there? 1446 00:56:42,124 --> 00:56:44,418 I don't know. She wants to do some kind of story on me. 1447 00:56:44,460 --> 00:56:45,503 - Get out! - Yeah. 1448 00:56:45,545 --> 00:56:47,713 - Hey, that's great, Bo. - Yeah, congrats. 1449 00:56:47,754 --> 00:56:49,549 Well, let's go party. 1450 00:56:49,590 --> 00:56:52,426 Oh, well, actually Vanessa is going to be waiting for us 1451 00:56:52,468 --> 00:56:54,094 down the road, so, we've gotta... 1452 00:56:54,136 --> 00:56:55,346 we gotta start moving. 1453 00:56:55,388 --> 00:56:58,891 Oh, well... 1454 00:56:58,932 --> 00:57:00,642 I'll go feed Eskandar. 1455 00:57:00,684 --> 00:57:03,187 Okay. 1456 00:57:03,229 --> 00:57:04,438 Hey, Bo? 1457 00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,439 - Yeah? - Hey. 1458 00:57:05,481 --> 00:57:07,733 Um, before we pack up and leave, 1459 00:57:07,774 --> 00:57:09,360 you want to just have a drink? 1460 00:57:09,402 --> 00:57:10,986 Just you and me? 1461 00:57:12,905 --> 00:57:13,864 No, I'm okay. 1462 00:57:19,579 --> 00:57:21,372 He's an idiot. 1463 00:57:48,399 --> 00:57:51,444 Noodle, I swear I did not eat your Funyuns. 1464 00:57:51,485 --> 00:57:52,819 Well, they're not cannibals. 1465 00:57:52,861 --> 00:57:54,113 They didn't eat themselves. 1466 00:57:54,154 --> 00:57:56,240 Hey, Bo! 1467 00:57:56,282 --> 00:57:57,866 Welcome to Glenn Helen. 1468 00:57:57,908 --> 00:57:59,243 How do you know who I am? 1469 00:57:59,285 --> 00:58:01,495 Your publicist Vanessa. She called me. 1470 00:58:01,537 --> 00:58:02,871 Says you're the real deal. 1471 00:58:02,913 --> 00:58:03,872 King Michaels. 1472 00:58:03,914 --> 00:58:05,541 He's as real as the sky is blue. 1473 00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:07,668 Well, can you ride motocross? 1474 00:58:08,377 --> 00:58:10,504 Can I ride motocross? 1475 00:58:10,546 --> 00:58:12,298 Does a frog fart flies? 1476 00:58:13,882 --> 00:58:16,677 - That's a yes. - Amen. 1477 00:58:16,718 --> 00:58:18,095 Well, I used to ride with your father Phineus. 1478 00:58:18,137 --> 00:58:20,097 Even let him win once in a while. 1479 00:58:20,139 --> 00:58:21,223 - Hmm. - He was like 1480 00:58:21,265 --> 00:58:22,475 a second father to me. 1481 00:58:22,516 --> 00:58:24,560 Well, I never met him, cause he abandoned me. 1482 00:58:24,602 --> 00:58:26,812 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know. 1483 00:58:26,853 --> 00:58:28,355 Yep. 1484 00:58:28,397 --> 00:58:30,023 Well, Vanessa's got a limo waiting for us. 1485 00:58:30,065 --> 00:58:31,567 We're going to go downtown and grab some lunch. 1486 00:58:31,609 --> 00:58:32,568 You paying? 1487 00:58:32,610 --> 00:58:34,111 - No, she is. - Okay! 1488 00:58:34,153 --> 00:58:36,405 You're my new best friend. Let's go! 1489 00:58:36,447 --> 00:58:37,906 - Sounds good. - Oh, I'm sorry. 1490 00:58:37,948 --> 00:58:39,492 I'm just supposed to grab Bo. 1491 00:58:40,534 --> 00:58:42,328 Well, I'm Jason Wilmore. 1492 00:58:42,369 --> 00:58:44,163 I'm executor of Phineus' estate. 1493 00:58:44,204 --> 00:58:45,164 So, I should probably... 1494 00:58:45,205 --> 00:58:46,540 No. 1495 00:58:46,582 --> 00:58:48,501 Sorry, just Bo. 1496 00:58:48,542 --> 00:58:49,460 Sorry, guys. 1497 00:58:49,502 --> 00:58:51,170 Free food, my hands are tied. 1498 00:58:51,211 --> 00:58:52,171 Yeah. 1499 00:58:52,212 --> 00:58:53,046 There you go. 1500 00:58:53,088 --> 00:58:54,214 If you bring me more vegetables, 1501 00:58:54,256 --> 00:58:55,090 I'm gonna kick your ass. 1502 00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:56,425 I'm just kiddin'. 1503 00:58:56,467 --> 00:58:58,469 So, I hear Bo is pretty good at motocross already. 1504 00:58:58,511 --> 00:59:00,012 Well, that's great. 1505 00:59:00,053 --> 00:59:01,930 I want to set up some interviews for you. 1506 00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:04,141 We need to get your story out there. 1507 00:59:04,183 --> 00:59:05,184 I don't know. 1508 00:59:05,225 --> 00:59:07,394 I ain't too good at interviewing. 1509 00:59:07,436 --> 00:59:09,563 Trust me, you're going to be great. 1510 00:59:09,605 --> 00:59:12,316 You have a natural charm. 1511 00:59:12,358 --> 00:59:13,442 Do I? 1512 00:59:13,484 --> 00:59:15,695 You do. 1513 00:59:15,736 --> 00:59:17,779 Oh, you should interview Mandy and Noodle, too. 1514 00:59:17,821 --> 00:59:19,156 They're charming. 1515 00:59:19,198 --> 00:59:21,701 - They seem really nice, Bo. - They are. 1516 00:59:21,742 --> 00:59:24,328 But they're not the ones racing out there. 1517 00:59:24,370 --> 00:59:27,873 This story is about you. 1518 00:59:27,914 --> 00:59:30,000 They're just along for the ride. 1519 00:59:30,042 --> 00:59:31,293 Okay? Picture it. 1520 00:59:31,335 --> 00:59:34,380 Beauregard Jackson, billionaire baby! 1521 00:59:36,048 --> 00:59:39,051 Yeah, like I could be the star of my own movie. 1522 00:59:39,092 --> 00:59:40,636 - Bingo. - No. 1523 00:59:40,678 --> 00:59:43,138 You are the star, Bo. 1524 00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:46,099 A big huge star. 1525 00:59:48,769 --> 00:59:49,603 Okay. 1526 00:59:56,902 --> 00:59:58,278 ♪ Get around town ♪ 1527 00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,197 ♪ Spend your time on the run ♪ 1528 01:00:00,239 --> 01:00:02,074 ♪ You never let down ♪ 1529 01:00:02,115 --> 01:00:03,950 ♪ Say you do it for fun ♪ 1530 01:00:03,992 --> 01:00:05,869 ♪ You never miss a play though ♪ 1531 01:00:05,911 --> 01:00:07,580 ♪ you make quite a few ♪ 1532 01:00:07,621 --> 01:00:09,540 ♪ You give it all way ♪ 1533 01:00:09,582 --> 01:00:12,167 ♪ Everybody wants you ♪ 1534 01:00:14,836 --> 01:00:16,756 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1535 01:00:19,341 --> 01:00:20,259 ♪ You crave attention ♪ 1536 01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:22,720 ♪ You can never say no ♪ 1537 01:00:22,762 --> 01:00:24,471 ♪ Throw your affections ♪ 1538 01:00:24,513 --> 01:00:26,473 ♪ any way the wind blows ♪ 1539 01:00:33,980 --> 01:00:35,065 ♪ You always make it ♪ 1540 01:00:35,107 --> 01:00:37,443 ♪ You're on top of the scene ♪ 1541 01:00:37,484 --> 01:00:38,736 ♪ You sell the copy ♪ 1542 01:00:38,778 --> 01:00:41,572 ♪ like the cover of a magazine ♪ 1543 01:00:44,283 --> 01:00:45,075 ♪ Whoo ♪ 1544 01:00:47,077 --> 01:00:50,831 ♪ Everybody wants you ♪ 1545 01:00:54,418 --> 01:00:55,795 What is it? Noodle, I'm busy. 1546 01:00:55,836 --> 01:00:57,421 Where are you, Bo? 1547 01:00:57,463 --> 01:00:59,214 You gotta be here practicing. 1548 01:00:59,256 --> 01:01:01,842 I'm working on marketing myself right now, you know? 1549 01:01:01,883 --> 01:01:02,884 Getting my face out there. 1550 01:01:02,926 --> 01:01:04,261 Don't you worry, I got this. 1551 01:01:04,303 --> 01:01:05,512 These are professionals 1552 01:01:05,554 --> 01:01:07,180 you're racing against. 1553 01:01:07,222 --> 01:01:09,224 You trying to say I ain't professional? 1554 01:01:09,266 --> 01:01:10,643 Well, the professionals 1555 01:01:10,684 --> 01:01:12,894 - are here practicing, Bo. - Hey, Bo. 1556 01:01:12,936 --> 01:01:15,188 Would you mind oiling my back? 1557 01:01:15,230 --> 01:01:17,691 - And I'm worried. - No, I wouldn't. 1558 01:01:21,278 --> 01:01:22,738 - Here you go. - I'm gonna sit on your butt. 1559 01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:24,490 - Hope I'm not too heavy. - Oh, no. Ooh! 1560 01:01:24,531 --> 01:01:26,116 No. 1561 01:01:26,158 --> 01:01:27,868 I don't know what Noodle's problem is, you know? 1562 01:01:27,909 --> 01:01:29,244 Your star is rising. 1563 01:01:29,286 --> 01:01:31,831 They just want to ride your coattails. 1564 01:01:31,872 --> 01:01:34,958 Yeah, ride my coattails. 1565 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,043 You're your own man now, Bo. 1566 01:01:37,085 --> 01:01:39,463 I am. I am my own man. 1567 01:01:43,342 --> 01:01:46,178 Try... try the jump. 1568 01:01:46,219 --> 01:01:47,680 Okay. 1569 01:01:50,932 --> 01:01:52,351 Umm, no. 1570 01:01:52,392 --> 01:01:53,853 You're really bad at this. 1571 01:01:53,894 --> 01:01:55,437 Really bad, yeah. 1572 01:01:55,479 --> 01:01:56,438 Hey, guys. 1573 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,774 The star has returned. 1574 01:02:02,110 --> 01:02:04,321 Where the hell have you been? 1575 01:02:04,363 --> 01:02:05,698 Bo has been busy. 1576 01:02:05,739 --> 01:02:08,408 Yeah, well, Bo has got a race tomorrow, 1577 01:02:08,450 --> 01:02:10,536 and Bo hasn't been on the track all this week. 1578 01:02:10,577 --> 01:02:11,620 What the hell do you care? 1579 01:02:11,662 --> 01:02:12,830 You afraid you're not gonna be able 1580 01:02:12,872 --> 01:02:14,414 to ride my coattails no more? 1581 01:02:15,749 --> 01:02:16,917 What's that now? 1582 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,837 I have to do all the racing, all the winning. 1583 01:02:19,879 --> 01:02:21,672 All you gotta do is collect $100 a day 1584 01:02:21,714 --> 01:02:23,048 and party with Heart Stopper girls 1585 01:02:23,089 --> 01:02:25,133 based on my famousness. 1586 01:02:25,175 --> 01:02:27,594 Are you being serious right now? 1587 01:02:27,636 --> 01:02:28,888 And how come you get so many letters 1588 01:02:28,929 --> 01:02:29,847 in the team name? 1589 01:02:29,889 --> 01:02:31,223 It's like your whole name! 1590 01:02:31,264 --> 01:02:34,100 The first two letters of Boodle are Bo. 1591 01:02:34,142 --> 01:02:36,061 That is literally your whole name. 1592 01:02:36,102 --> 01:02:37,730 That is your O, not my O. 1593 01:02:37,771 --> 01:02:38,731 Oodle, Noodle. 1594 01:02:38,772 --> 01:02:39,899 All I get is the B. 1595 01:02:39,940 --> 01:02:41,817 - Bo, calm down. - No, uh-uh! 1596 01:02:41,859 --> 01:02:43,360 This is just like when we were kids. 1597 01:02:43,402 --> 01:02:45,404 You only wanted to be my friend when I was winning. 1598 01:02:45,445 --> 01:02:46,988 And then Tommy started winning 1599 01:02:47,030 --> 01:02:48,824 and then you were his friend. 1600 01:02:48,866 --> 01:02:50,367 We were all friends! 1601 01:02:50,409 --> 01:02:51,993 And we were all just happy for him. 1602 01:02:52,035 --> 01:02:53,328 I wasn't happy for Tommy! 1603 01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:55,205 I was supposed to win that race. 1604 01:02:55,247 --> 01:02:57,165 I was supposed to be the winner. 1605 01:02:57,207 --> 01:02:59,209 A real friend would have seen that. 1606 01:02:59,251 --> 01:03:03,004 I am your real friend, Bo. 1607 01:03:03,046 --> 01:03:04,631 Not from where I'm standing. 1608 01:03:12,097 --> 01:03:15,225 Well... 1609 01:03:15,267 --> 01:03:19,354 if that's the way you feel... 1610 01:03:19,396 --> 01:03:20,981 I'm out. 1611 01:03:21,022 --> 01:03:23,692 Good luck tomorrow. 1612 01:03:23,734 --> 01:03:25,151 I don't need luck. 1613 01:03:25,193 --> 01:03:26,737 I never need luck. 1614 01:03:26,779 --> 01:03:28,614 I ain't no leprechaun. 1615 01:03:28,655 --> 01:03:30,866 Hey. 1616 01:03:30,908 --> 01:03:32,367 What's going on, Bo? 1617 01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:34,954 I do not need a speech from you, too. 1618 01:03:34,995 --> 01:03:36,204 Okay? 1619 01:03:36,246 --> 01:03:38,290 I am tired of everybody telling me what to do. 1620 01:03:38,331 --> 01:03:40,333 I'm my own man now. My own Bo. 1621 01:03:42,461 --> 01:03:44,546 Okay, Bo. 1622 01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:51,219 Should I just... 1623 01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:53,054 - Yep! - Yeah, okay. 1624 01:03:53,096 --> 01:03:54,389 It's another hot one 1625 01:03:54,431 --> 01:03:58,226 out here at the world famous Glen Helen. 1626 01:03:58,268 --> 01:04:01,313 Ladies and gentlemen, we have 20 laps of racing 1627 01:04:01,354 --> 01:04:03,189 today in our open event. 1628 01:04:03,231 --> 01:04:05,525 Of course, the big name out here today 1629 01:04:05,567 --> 01:04:09,070 is Beauregard Jackson, sporting the number 27. 1630 01:04:12,491 --> 01:04:13,533 - That's right, baby! - Kill it, Bo! 1631 01:04:21,541 --> 01:04:22,542 - There you go. - Okay. 1632 01:04:22,584 --> 01:04:24,419 The riders are lined up. 1633 01:04:24,461 --> 01:04:26,880 The gates are down and here we go! 1634 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:37,057 It's shoulder to shoulder out here in the beginning. 1635 01:04:37,098 --> 01:04:40,393 Jacobs and Bishop lead the pack at the opening turn. 1636 01:04:40,435 --> 01:04:42,312 But with so many challenging riders 1637 01:04:42,354 --> 01:04:43,480 out here today, 1638 01:04:43,522 --> 01:04:46,316 this is literally anybody's race. 1639 01:04:50,445 --> 01:04:52,238 Why's my bike so slow? 1640 01:04:56,785 --> 01:04:58,578 In spite of all the hype surrounding 1641 01:04:58,620 --> 01:04:59,913 Beauregard Jackson this week, 1642 01:04:59,955 --> 01:05:02,875 he is really struggling out there today. 1643 01:05:02,916 --> 01:05:05,836 What the hell is going on? 1644 01:05:05,878 --> 01:05:07,420 Halfway through the race, 1645 01:05:07,462 --> 01:05:10,382 Jacobs still holds a slight lead over Kennedy and Brown. 1646 01:05:12,425 --> 01:05:13,802 Stupid bike! 1647 01:05:15,136 --> 01:05:16,346 Come on, Bo. 1648 01:05:19,766 --> 01:05:21,727 Jackson seems to be out of his element 1649 01:05:21,768 --> 01:05:23,896 and just can't keep up with the leaders. 1650 01:05:25,064 --> 01:05:26,773 Oww! What the... 1651 01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:29,651 Jackson looks to be falling 1652 01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:31,444 even further behind. 1653 01:05:31,486 --> 01:05:32,362 You came? 1654 01:05:32,404 --> 01:05:34,531 - Yeah, I did. - That's great! 1655 01:05:34,573 --> 01:05:37,200 There might be a limiter on Bo's throttle. 1656 01:05:37,242 --> 01:05:38,618 Well, how would you know that? 1657 01:05:38,660 --> 01:05:40,286 Engine whisperer? 1658 01:05:40,328 --> 01:05:42,081 - Oh, that's a thing, yeah. - Yeah. 1659 01:05:42,122 --> 01:05:43,707 You've gotta tell him. 1660 01:05:43,749 --> 01:05:45,333 No, no, you... you tell him. 1661 01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:46,835 He won't listen to me. 1662 01:05:46,877 --> 01:05:48,420 We're in a fight. 1663 01:05:48,461 --> 01:05:51,006 Well, look, I'm not supposed to really get that involved. 1664 01:05:51,048 --> 01:05:53,341 If he's gonna podium this race, 1665 01:05:53,383 --> 01:05:54,760 you've gotta tell him. 1666 01:05:58,931 --> 01:06:00,891 But what if... Noodle? Noodle! 1667 01:06:07,188 --> 01:06:09,524 - Bo, Bo! - Hi, Jason. 1668 01:06:15,114 --> 01:06:16,907 It really looks like Beauregard Jackson 1669 01:06:16,949 --> 01:06:19,076 is getting frustrated out there today. 1670 01:06:19,118 --> 01:06:21,745 He just can't seem to find his gear. 1671 01:06:22,871 --> 01:06:23,705 Bo! 1672 01:06:23,747 --> 01:06:25,165 - Bo, Bo! - Not now! 1673 01:06:25,206 --> 01:06:26,374 Bo, Bo! 1674 01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:27,793 After his amazing performance 1675 01:06:27,834 --> 01:06:31,296 in Pro-4's short-course racing and his unbelievable run 1676 01:06:31,337 --> 01:06:34,299 in drag boats, I thought maybe, just maybe, 1677 01:06:34,340 --> 01:06:37,302 he'd surprise us all again out here today. 1678 01:06:42,348 --> 01:06:43,809 What the hell is he doing? 1679 01:06:45,102 --> 01:06:46,770 - Why is he on the track? - Uh-oh! 1680 01:06:46,812 --> 01:06:51,691 It looks like a crazy fan has got himself onto the track. 1681 01:06:51,733 --> 01:06:53,276 What the hell is wrong with you? 1682 01:06:53,318 --> 01:06:54,778 There's a limiter on your throttle! 1683 01:06:54,820 --> 01:06:56,029 - What? - I don't know. 1684 01:06:56,071 --> 01:06:57,447 It's something on the bike. 1685 01:06:57,489 --> 01:06:59,574 - Check your bike! - My bike? 1686 01:07:02,953 --> 01:07:04,037 It's a chipper clipper! 1687 01:07:05,455 --> 01:07:08,083 Security is removing that crazed fan now. 1688 01:07:09,209 --> 01:07:11,128 Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark! 1689 01:07:11,170 --> 01:07:12,212 What an idiot! 1690 01:07:12,253 --> 01:07:14,297 I don't know, I think he's kinda cute. 1691 01:07:14,339 --> 01:07:16,175 Get up! Crazy fool! 1692 01:07:16,216 --> 01:07:18,135 Let's get our bikes back humming, folks. 1693 01:07:18,177 --> 01:07:21,221 We're about to go green with only six laps to go. 1694 01:07:21,262 --> 01:07:22,222 Hi! 1695 01:07:22,263 --> 01:07:23,890 Oh, the bike is faster! 1696 01:07:26,726 --> 01:07:28,687 Jackson seems to have found a new gear 1697 01:07:28,728 --> 01:07:30,772 as he's now chasing down the pack. 1698 01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:32,232 That one took it! 1699 01:07:32,273 --> 01:07:35,027 Number 27, Jackson, with a nice pass. 1700 01:07:37,988 --> 01:07:39,280 Whoo! 1701 01:07:47,789 --> 01:07:50,209 Jackson is flying by the competition now. 1702 01:07:50,250 --> 01:07:51,877 He's a man on a mission. 1703 01:07:54,546 --> 01:07:56,422 With only one lap to go, 1704 01:07:56,464 --> 01:07:58,675 Jackson has climbed into third place. 1705 01:07:58,717 --> 01:08:00,301 He just needs to hold this position 1706 01:08:00,343 --> 01:08:01,302 to finish on the podium. 1707 01:08:01,344 --> 01:08:03,596 Whoo! 1708 01:08:08,434 --> 01:08:09,728 As we approach the finish line, 1709 01:08:09,769 --> 01:08:11,938 Jacobs pulled away and is going to 1710 01:08:11,980 --> 01:08:13,356 take first place easily, 1711 01:08:13,398 --> 01:08:14,858 followed by Vaughn in second. 1712 01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:17,736 And here comes Jackson to the line! 1713 01:08:20,405 --> 01:08:23,575 Oh, shit! I'm going upside down! 1714 01:08:25,785 --> 01:08:26,870 Oh! 1715 01:08:26,912 --> 01:08:28,205 Both the bike and Jackson 1716 01:08:28,247 --> 01:08:30,165 make it over the finish line to take third place 1717 01:08:30,207 --> 01:08:34,419 in one of the wildest finishes I have ever seen! 1718 01:08:34,460 --> 01:08:36,462 Oh, shit, that hurt so much. 1719 01:08:36,504 --> 01:08:37,672 Well, it seems like there's nothing 1720 01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:39,883 that can stop Beauregard Jackson. 1721 01:08:39,925 --> 01:08:42,219 Whoo! 1722 01:08:42,261 --> 01:08:44,971 Underneath the Yamaha Bridge. 1723 01:08:45,013 --> 01:08:47,974 I'm in a tunnel, motherfucker! 1724 01:08:50,810 --> 01:08:52,520 Yes. 1725 01:08:52,562 --> 01:08:55,274 That was not the plan. 1726 01:08:55,315 --> 01:08:57,358 Obviously. 1727 01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:58,735 It wasn't my fault. 1728 01:08:58,777 --> 01:09:01,321 It was that dildo Jason. 1729 01:09:01,362 --> 01:09:04,365 He knew about the bike somehow. 1730 01:09:04,407 --> 01:09:07,160 I need you to focus and stop dicking around. 1731 01:09:07,202 --> 01:09:09,662 He cannot even enter the next race. 1732 01:09:09,704 --> 01:09:11,331 Do you hear me? 1733 01:09:16,419 --> 01:09:18,255 Hey! Noodle! Mandy! 1734 01:09:18,297 --> 01:09:20,215 Hey, there, superstar! 1735 01:09:22,884 --> 01:09:25,262 God, what an amazing comeback. 1736 01:09:25,304 --> 01:09:26,805 What? 1737 01:09:26,846 --> 01:09:30,142 Oh, the race. Right. Uh, yeah. 1738 01:09:30,183 --> 01:09:31,143 The bike was all... 1739 01:09:31,184 --> 01:09:32,393 Yes, the bike. 1740 01:09:32,435 --> 01:09:35,563 I mean you made it go so much faster. 1741 01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:36,689 Yeah. 1742 01:09:36,731 --> 01:09:38,024 Yeah, I think King did something to it. 1743 01:09:38,066 --> 01:09:39,609 He was acting a little weird back there. 1744 01:09:39,651 --> 01:09:42,612 I bet he did. I never trusted him. 1745 01:09:42,654 --> 01:09:45,282 God, you're like really smart. 1746 01:09:45,324 --> 01:09:47,909 Thank you for noticing. 1747 01:09:47,951 --> 01:09:49,410 Okay, so where to next? 1748 01:09:49,452 --> 01:09:52,622 Oh, um, well, there's this box. 1749 01:09:52,664 --> 01:09:54,666 It tells me what I need to do and all that 1750 01:09:54,707 --> 01:09:56,335 and, um, it's impossible to open. 1751 01:09:56,376 --> 01:09:57,794 It's like a James Bond type thing. 1752 01:09:57,836 --> 01:09:59,129 You've gotta get like DNA testing 1753 01:09:59,171 --> 01:10:01,422 - and all that kind of jazz. - Sure, of course. 1754 01:10:01,464 --> 01:10:02,257 Like that? 1755 01:10:02,299 --> 01:10:04,092 Yeah, like that. 1756 01:10:04,134 --> 01:10:07,012 Uh, I did not know that did that. 1757 01:10:07,053 --> 01:10:08,596 I was not aware. 1758 01:10:08,638 --> 01:10:11,224 Monster Jam Arena, Anaheim, California. 1759 01:10:11,266 --> 01:10:12,475 Okay, now this is it. 1760 01:10:12,517 --> 01:10:13,643 This is the last stop. 1761 01:10:13,685 --> 01:10:14,936 - Mm-hmm. - All right? 1762 01:10:14,978 --> 01:10:16,271 So, come on, you're riding with me in my limo. 1763 01:10:16,313 --> 01:10:17,730 Wa-wa-wait, wait. I... 1764 01:10:17,772 --> 01:10:18,898 I gotta wait for my team. 1765 01:10:18,940 --> 01:10:19,774 - Your team? - Yeah. 1766 01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:21,067 What team? 1767 01:10:21,109 --> 01:10:23,987 The team that abandoned you out there today? 1768 01:10:24,029 --> 01:10:25,989 Screw them, Bo! 1769 01:10:27,907 --> 01:10:29,742 Look, you don't need them. 1770 01:10:29,784 --> 01:10:30,827 Okay? 1771 01:10:30,869 --> 01:10:33,454 And besides, you've... you've got me. 1772 01:10:50,096 --> 01:10:51,431 Yeah, okay, whatever you say. 1773 01:10:51,472 --> 01:10:53,725 - I'll do it. - Let's go! 1774 01:10:53,766 --> 01:10:55,727 Anaheim, here we come! 1775 01:11:03,484 --> 01:11:05,320 Was that Bo? 1776 01:11:05,362 --> 01:11:06,738 Yeah. 1777 01:11:06,779 --> 01:11:09,699 He found himself another ride. 1778 01:11:09,741 --> 01:11:10,992 We gotta get going. 1779 01:11:11,034 --> 01:11:13,370 Screw him, I'm not going to Anaheim. 1780 01:11:13,412 --> 01:11:15,330 Anaheim? 1781 01:11:15,372 --> 01:11:16,581 No. 1782 01:11:16,622 --> 01:11:19,209 I gotta go get Jason out of jail. 1783 01:11:19,251 --> 01:11:21,461 Jail? 1784 01:11:21,502 --> 01:11:23,380 - Holy... - Shit. 1785 01:11:26,091 --> 01:11:27,342 - Like it? - Yeah! 1786 01:11:27,384 --> 01:11:28,885 Yeah, I like it. 1787 01:11:28,927 --> 01:11:31,512 This is amazing! Oh! 1788 01:11:31,554 --> 01:11:37,102 I feel like I'm rich, but I'm not, you know? 1789 01:11:37,143 --> 01:11:39,145 What you wanna do now? 1790 01:11:42,648 --> 01:11:44,984 Holy shit! 1791 01:11:45,026 --> 01:11:46,403 You like? 1792 01:11:49,781 --> 01:11:51,657 Uh, is solitary an option? 1793 01:11:55,703 --> 01:11:56,746 Hey, guys. 1794 01:12:02,127 --> 01:12:03,795 Who's my big champion? 1795 01:12:06,589 --> 01:12:08,133 I am! 1796 01:12:15,515 --> 01:12:18,059 ♪ Put your right hand out ♪ 1797 01:12:18,101 --> 01:12:20,979 ♪ Give a firm handshake ♪ 1798 01:12:21,020 --> 01:12:23,315 ♪ Talk to me ♪ 1799 01:12:23,356 --> 01:12:25,691 ♪ about that one big break ♪ 1800 01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:29,821 ♪ Spread the ear pollution ♪ 1801 01:12:29,862 --> 01:12:30,947 ♪ both far and wide ♪ 1802 01:12:30,989 --> 01:12:32,031 Now this is a party. 1803 01:12:32,865 --> 01:12:35,118 ♪ Keep your contributions ♪ 1804 01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:36,495 ♪ by your side ♪ 1805 01:12:36,536 --> 01:12:38,246 ♪ and stroke me Stroke me ♪ 1806 01:12:38,288 --> 01:12:40,832 Now this is a party. 1807 01:12:40,873 --> 01:12:42,625 Noodle! 1808 01:12:43,876 --> 01:12:46,463 You kicked me right in my balls. That hurt like hell. 1809 01:12:46,505 --> 01:12:48,131 - Oh, God. - Oh, my God. 1810 01:12:48,173 --> 01:12:49,299 Are you pooping? 1811 01:12:49,341 --> 01:12:50,216 No. 1812 01:12:50,258 --> 01:12:51,510 There was just nowhere to sit. 1813 01:12:51,551 --> 01:12:53,845 - I couldn't... - Watch your head. 1814 01:12:53,886 --> 01:12:56,389 Thank you, thank you. 1815 01:12:56,431 --> 01:12:58,808 I'll send you that recipe we talked about. 1816 01:12:58,850 --> 01:13:00,268 - Slap me. - I'm not gonna slap you. 1817 01:13:00,310 --> 01:13:04,147 Ah, Jesus! What is wrong with you? 1818 01:13:05,731 --> 01:13:06,858 Yes! 1819 01:13:12,155 --> 01:13:15,325 Oh, good job. 1820 01:13:15,367 --> 01:13:16,826 - Thank God. - Thank you. 1821 01:13:16,868 --> 01:13:18,286 I'm so glad you're okay. 1822 01:13:18,328 --> 01:13:19,620 Oh, thank you for bailing me out. 1823 01:13:19,662 --> 01:13:21,831 - Mm-hmm. - Where is Bo? 1824 01:13:21,873 --> 01:13:23,666 Oh, he rode with Vanessa. 1825 01:13:23,708 --> 01:13:24,959 To where? 1826 01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:26,711 He said Anaheim. 1827 01:13:28,296 --> 01:13:29,506 That's near Hollywood 1828 01:13:29,548 --> 01:13:31,591 where they make movies about beautiful people 1829 01:13:31,632 --> 01:13:33,259 doing cool sexy things. 1830 01:13:33,301 --> 01:13:37,013 Yeah, they make other kinds of movies there, too. 1831 01:13:37,055 --> 01:13:38,848 Oh, God. You know what? 1832 01:13:38,890 --> 01:13:39,932 I bet it's this Monster Jam. 1833 01:13:39,974 --> 01:13:41,351 This is not good. 1834 01:13:41,393 --> 01:13:42,727 Oh, don't worry, he'll be great, 1835 01:13:42,768 --> 01:13:43,811 He loves big trucks. 1836 01:13:43,853 --> 01:13:45,980 No, it's not... this is tomorrow night. 1837 01:13:46,022 --> 01:13:47,482 Does he have any idea? 1838 01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:48,691 Whatever. 1839 01:13:48,733 --> 01:13:50,443 He don't need us taking care of him anymore. 1840 01:13:50,485 --> 01:13:51,861 He's got Vanessa now. 1841 01:13:51,903 --> 01:13:54,739 Vanessa, yeah, that's exactly what I'm worried about. 1842 01:14:12,507 --> 01:14:13,883 He's not picking up. 1843 01:14:13,925 --> 01:14:15,093 We've gotta go find him. 1844 01:14:15,134 --> 01:14:17,220 No! Didn't you hear him at the track, Jason? 1845 01:14:17,262 --> 01:14:18,721 He don't need our help no more. 1846 01:14:18,763 --> 01:14:20,640 He did kind of leave you in jail. 1847 01:14:20,681 --> 01:14:22,975 I know, I know, look. 1848 01:14:23,017 --> 01:14:24,936 This is my job. Just let me do it, 1849 01:14:24,977 --> 01:14:26,521 see this thing through, please. 1850 01:14:26,563 --> 01:14:27,897 Your job? 1851 01:14:27,939 --> 01:14:30,108 Is that why you ran on the track like a crazy man? 1852 01:14:30,149 --> 01:14:32,068 Just some job? 1853 01:14:32,110 --> 01:14:33,945 You know what I think, Noodle? 1854 01:14:33,986 --> 01:14:36,573 I think this guy is starting to like us. 1855 01:14:36,615 --> 01:14:37,823 No. 1856 01:14:37,865 --> 01:14:40,619 No, it's not that, it's just, this is a job. 1857 01:14:40,660 --> 01:14:42,036 - You like us. - No. 1858 01:14:42,078 --> 01:14:43,829 - You're in love with us. - No, I... 1859 01:14:43,871 --> 01:14:44,830 You wanna be our best friend. 1860 01:14:44,872 --> 01:14:45,831 - You do. - No, I.. 1861 01:14:45,873 --> 01:14:47,292 You like us. 1862 01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:49,377 All right fine, yes, I like you guys, all right? 1863 01:14:49,419 --> 01:14:51,170 You're nice, and you do nice things for each other, 1864 01:14:51,212 --> 01:14:52,631 and you get me out of jail 1865 01:14:52,672 --> 01:14:55,758 and the people I know don't normally behave like that. 1866 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,760 The people you know are dicks. 1867 01:14:57,802 --> 01:15:01,139 Big fat penises. 1868 01:15:01,180 --> 01:15:03,558 Yeah, I know a lot of dicks. 1869 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:05,893 Well, we're not dicks. 1870 01:15:05,935 --> 01:15:07,979 He's our friend, let's go help him. 1871 01:15:08,020 --> 01:15:09,397 - Yeah. - No. 1872 01:15:09,439 --> 01:15:10,773 Ya'll I'm not going. 1873 01:15:10,815 --> 01:15:12,692 I'm not gonna chase after Bo anymore. 1874 01:15:12,733 --> 01:15:14,486 But you like Bo. 1875 01:15:14,527 --> 01:15:16,279 Yeah, I do like Bo. 1876 01:15:16,321 --> 01:15:18,448 I like him too much. 1877 01:15:18,490 --> 01:15:21,033 I've liked him my whole life. 1878 01:15:21,075 --> 01:15:22,201 I'm sorry, Noodle, 1879 01:15:22,243 --> 01:15:24,078 but when you're older you'll understand. 1880 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:25,913 But I'm your age. 1881 01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:28,833 Yeah, no, it's just a different, um... 1882 01:15:28,874 --> 01:15:30,502 but I understand, Mandy, all right? 1883 01:15:30,543 --> 01:15:31,628 Just come with us to Anaheim 1884 01:15:31,670 --> 01:15:34,631 and I'll get you back to Tennessee. 1885 01:15:34,673 --> 01:15:36,508 Thank you, Jason. 1886 01:15:38,301 --> 01:15:40,178 Count me in! 1887 01:15:40,219 --> 01:15:41,554 Of course you're in. 1888 01:15:41,596 --> 01:15:43,431 You got nowhere else to go. 1889 01:15:44,974 --> 01:15:47,560 I forgot that guy was back there. 1890 01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:06,579 I'm sorry, just, you're a hard woman to find, Chrissy. 1891 01:16:06,621 --> 01:16:10,625 Jason, did you lose something? 1892 01:16:10,667 --> 01:16:11,792 Where's Bo? 1893 01:16:11,834 --> 01:16:14,462 I don't know what you're talking about. 1894 01:16:14,504 --> 01:16:16,130 His final race is today. 1895 01:16:16,172 --> 01:16:18,216 Mmm... 1896 01:16:18,257 --> 01:16:23,763 No, Jason, his last race was yesterday. 1897 01:16:23,804 --> 01:16:26,516 Now I hope you enjoy your little dipshit friends 1898 01:16:26,558 --> 01:16:29,894 and they help you get a job at the Tennessee suck and fuck 1899 01:16:29,935 --> 01:16:31,730 when I take over my Dad's company. 1900 01:16:33,064 --> 01:16:35,525 'Cause I am never giving you a job, 1901 01:16:35,567 --> 01:16:39,571 and you're never going to enjoy all of this. 1902 01:16:43,908 --> 01:16:45,951 It's not that great anyway, that... 1903 01:16:45,993 --> 01:16:47,119 this whole.... 1904 01:16:47,161 --> 01:16:48,996 Let me tell you, I don't need any of that. 1905 01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:53,042 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1906 01:16:55,878 --> 01:16:57,880 Idiot. 1907 01:16:57,922 --> 01:17:00,675 Look, Michael, all I need to know from you 1908 01:17:00,717 --> 01:17:04,637 is your biggest room service order from last night. 1909 01:17:12,729 --> 01:17:14,188 Bo! 1910 01:17:14,230 --> 01:17:16,107 Bo, buddy. 1911 01:17:16,148 --> 01:17:17,858 Hey, Bo, come on, wake up. 1912 01:17:17,900 --> 01:17:19,652 - Jason! - You okay? 1913 01:17:19,694 --> 01:17:21,237 What happened here last night? 1914 01:17:21,279 --> 01:17:23,155 - Where's Vanessa? - I don't know. 1915 01:17:23,197 --> 01:17:25,366 We made love. I think we did. 1916 01:17:25,408 --> 01:17:26,992 I don't know, I don't remember. 1917 01:17:27,034 --> 01:17:28,411 Okay. 1918 01:17:28,453 --> 01:17:29,870 - Why does this always happen? - Vanessa tricked you. 1919 01:17:29,912 --> 01:17:31,497 I always fall in love with the wrong people. 1920 01:17:31,539 --> 01:17:33,249 You have one more race, it's tonight. 1921 01:17:33,291 --> 01:17:34,917 - Tonight? - We have to get you up. 1922 01:17:34,959 --> 01:17:36,335 Hold on, I'm lovesick. 1923 01:17:36,377 --> 01:17:38,045 - Give me a moment. - Give me... 1924 01:17:38,087 --> 01:17:39,547 Come on, up. Up! 1925 01:17:39,589 --> 01:17:41,382 I don't want to race ever again. 1926 01:17:41,424 --> 01:17:43,635 Let's give you one more race. 1927 01:17:43,676 --> 01:17:45,094 - There we go. - Oh, yeah. 1928 01:17:45,136 --> 01:17:46,596 - I'm all right. - All right, good. 1929 01:17:46,638 --> 01:17:48,848 Oh... 1930 01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:52,560 Oh, yeah. 1931 01:17:52,602 --> 01:17:54,103 Let it out, let it out. 1932 01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:03,571 Oh, God. Oh, buddy, buddy. 1933 01:18:03,613 --> 01:18:04,989 Hold on. We're good. 1934 01:18:05,030 --> 01:18:05,948 It's good, it's good, it's good. 1935 01:18:05,990 --> 01:18:06,949 Leave it, leave it. 1936 01:18:06,991 --> 01:18:08,075 I'll come back for it. 1937 01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:09,118 Oh, God, this is it. This is the truck. 1938 01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:10,244 Okay, let's do it. 1939 01:18:10,286 --> 01:18:11,579 - Let's do it. - Hey, excuse me, ladies. 1940 01:18:11,621 --> 01:18:13,080 - Linsey Weenk? - Oh, hey, hey. 1941 01:18:13,122 --> 01:18:14,206 Oh, God, hi. Good to meet ya. 1942 01:18:14,248 --> 01:18:15,040 You Bo? 1943 01:18:15,082 --> 01:18:16,375 No, no, no. I'm not Bo. 1944 01:18:16,417 --> 01:18:18,336 Uh... that's Bo. 1945 01:18:21,130 --> 01:18:24,008 Oh, has he ever driven a monster truck before? 1946 01:18:24,049 --> 01:18:25,551 Uh... 1947 01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:30,348 Anaheim, California, 1948 01:18:30,389 --> 01:18:35,687 are you ready to experience Monster Jam? 1949 01:18:35,728 --> 01:18:38,815 Hold on to your seats, for all the racing 1950 01:18:38,857 --> 01:18:40,650 and freestyle action. 1951 01:18:40,692 --> 01:18:42,777 Eh, how's this... Is it? 1952 01:18:42,819 --> 01:18:44,111 How do you get it on? 1953 01:18:44,153 --> 01:18:46,614 Oh, okay, that works. 1954 01:18:46,656 --> 01:18:48,032 Okay, sorry, sorry. 1955 01:18:48,073 --> 01:18:52,077 Sorry, sorry. 1956 01:18:52,119 --> 01:18:54,455 All right, did you get Mandy off okay? 1957 01:18:54,497 --> 01:18:57,416 Yeah, I dropped her off at the bus station. 1958 01:18:57,458 --> 01:19:00,252 No I, I to you to fly her home. 1959 01:19:00,294 --> 01:19:05,007 There's no such thing as a flying bus, Jason. 1960 01:19:05,049 --> 01:19:06,008 That is true. 1961 01:19:06,050 --> 01:19:07,301 All right, there's three events. 1962 01:19:07,343 --> 01:19:09,512 The first one's a speed event. 1963 01:19:09,554 --> 01:19:11,931 He's just got to beat this guy, advance a few rounds, 1964 01:19:11,972 --> 01:19:13,391 and then he'll get some decent points. 1965 01:19:13,432 --> 01:19:15,142 Our next matchup is Jon Zimmer 1966 01:19:15,184 --> 01:19:18,103 in his fire breathing dragon ice truck. 1967 01:19:18,145 --> 01:19:19,689 Does mine breath fire? 1968 01:19:19,731 --> 01:19:23,651 Oh, wait. Uh, this and this. 1969 01:19:23,693 --> 01:19:25,110 He'll be taking on rising motorsports star, 1970 01:19:25,152 --> 01:19:26,278 - Beauregard Jackson. - Okay, where's prism? 1971 01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:27,613 Yeah this works. 1972 01:19:27,655 --> 01:19:28,865 He is driving the Lucas Oil Crusader. 1973 01:19:28,907 --> 01:19:30,991 I got it! Yes! 1974 01:19:31,033 --> 01:19:34,078 Let's give him a warm Monster Jam welcome. 1975 01:19:39,458 --> 01:19:41,627 You said you had this handled. 1976 01:19:41,669 --> 01:19:43,713 He was out cold. 1977 01:19:47,466 --> 01:19:49,886 Here we go. 1978 01:19:49,928 --> 01:19:51,596 Both trucks are good off the line. 1979 01:19:55,182 --> 01:19:56,809 Go, go. 1980 01:19:56,851 --> 01:19:58,561 Zimmer's up by a leap. 1981 01:19:58,603 --> 01:20:00,479 Jackson needs to punch it into this final turn. 1982 01:20:02,481 --> 01:20:05,735 Shit! Aah! Not upside down! 1983 01:20:05,777 --> 01:20:07,111 Ooh! 1984 01:20:07,152 --> 01:20:09,697 And the crusader goes tits up in the speed round. 1985 01:20:09,739 --> 01:20:13,117 Well, folks, so much for our rising star. 1986 01:20:13,158 --> 01:20:16,287 He is one and done in the speed round. 1987 01:20:16,328 --> 01:20:17,705 Thank you! 1988 01:20:25,713 --> 01:20:27,799 Rough start. 1989 01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:29,550 Can I even come back from that? 1990 01:20:29,592 --> 01:20:32,470 There's still two more events. 1991 01:20:32,511 --> 01:20:34,305 I don't know what to do. 1992 01:20:34,346 --> 01:20:37,182 I wish Noodle was here. 1993 01:20:37,224 --> 01:20:38,977 I can, uh, help with that wish. 1994 01:20:39,018 --> 01:20:41,520 You look like shit. 1995 01:20:41,562 --> 01:20:46,943 Noodle! 1996 01:20:46,985 --> 01:20:47,902 I'm so sorry. 1997 01:20:47,944 --> 01:20:49,988 I'm a fucking idiot. 1998 01:20:50,029 --> 01:20:51,530 There there, you're not. 1999 01:20:51,572 --> 01:20:53,365 I wronged you. 2000 01:20:53,407 --> 01:20:54,450 I forgive you. 2001 01:20:54,492 --> 01:20:56,410 You're a ray of fucking sunshine. 2002 01:20:56,452 --> 01:20:59,038 You're a ray of fucking sunshine. 2003 01:20:59,079 --> 01:21:01,582 Did you see me driving out there? 2004 01:21:01,624 --> 01:21:03,208 I would not call that driving. 2005 01:21:03,250 --> 01:21:03,918 I know. 2006 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:06,086 It only gets harder too. 2007 01:21:06,128 --> 01:21:07,338 I'm here, too, Bo. 2008 01:21:07,379 --> 01:21:09,381 Yeah, hey, Eskie, how's it going? 2009 01:21:09,423 --> 01:21:10,675 Well, the team is together, right? 2010 01:21:10,716 --> 01:21:11,843 Two more events. 2011 01:21:11,884 --> 01:21:13,719 Go out there and claim your fortune, Bo. 2012 01:21:13,761 --> 01:21:15,220 What about Mandy? 2013 01:21:15,262 --> 01:21:17,348 Is she here too? 2014 01:21:17,389 --> 01:21:20,518 Oh, I uh... she's on her way to Tennessee. 2015 01:21:20,559 --> 01:21:22,645 I dropped her off at the bus station. 2016 01:21:22,687 --> 01:21:25,731 Damn, I really messed it up with her. 2017 01:21:25,773 --> 01:21:27,358 She hates me now. 2018 01:21:27,399 --> 01:21:30,695 Oh, my God, she's in love with you, Bo. 2019 01:21:30,736 --> 01:21:31,612 What? 2020 01:21:31,654 --> 01:21:33,405 You love Mandy, Mandy loves you. 2021 01:21:33,447 --> 01:21:34,782 You just gotta tell her. 2022 01:21:34,824 --> 01:21:35,950 How'd you know I loved her? 2023 01:21:35,992 --> 01:21:37,869 It's obv... Everyone knows. It's obvious. 2024 01:21:40,621 --> 01:21:42,540 She's married to Noodle's dad. 2025 01:21:42,581 --> 01:21:45,043 They got divorced like five years ago 2026 01:21:45,084 --> 01:21:46,460 when he left. 2027 01:21:46,502 --> 01:21:47,336 They did? 2028 01:21:47,378 --> 01:21:48,796 He ain't never coming back. 2029 01:21:48,838 --> 01:21:51,215 Plus, if you were with Mandy... 2030 01:21:51,256 --> 01:21:52,758 Yeah? 2031 01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:54,802 You'd be my dad. 2032 01:21:59,098 --> 01:22:00,892 - Team Dad Noodle! - Team Dad Noodle! 2033 01:22:04,311 --> 01:22:05,187 All right. 2034 01:22:05,229 --> 01:22:05,980 Okay, let's go get her. 2035 01:22:06,022 --> 01:22:06,981 No, no, no, no, no, no, 2036 01:22:07,023 --> 01:22:08,357 the second event's about to start. 2037 01:22:08,399 --> 01:22:10,651 So? I've gotta go tell her I love her. 2038 01:22:10,693 --> 01:22:12,862 She might still be at the station. 2039 01:22:12,904 --> 01:22:13,821 Okay, let's go get her. 2040 01:22:13,863 --> 01:22:15,614 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Bo, no, no. 2041 01:22:15,656 --> 01:22:17,075 Don't... you don't have to tell her tonight. 2042 01:22:17,116 --> 01:22:18,534 Just big picture here, right? 2043 01:22:18,576 --> 01:22:21,537 You stay here, you do this, you win the event, 2044 01:22:21,579 --> 01:22:23,873 you get the money, and then you go home 2045 01:22:23,915 --> 01:22:25,499 and you tell her you love her. 2046 01:22:25,541 --> 01:22:26,208 Right? 2047 01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:27,668 Not good enough, Jason. 2048 01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:30,421 I cannot do this without her. 2049 01:22:30,462 --> 01:22:32,840 You will miss this event. 2050 01:22:34,633 --> 01:22:36,635 I don't care. 2051 01:22:36,677 --> 01:22:39,179 Love is more important. 2052 01:22:39,221 --> 01:22:40,598 It's stronger than anything. 2053 01:22:40,639 --> 01:22:41,933 Okay, let me... let me get this straight. 2054 01:22:41,974 --> 01:22:45,728 So I, um, I got tackled by like two beefcake men, 2055 01:22:45,770 --> 01:22:49,648 who maybe broke two of my ribs, I spent the night in jail 2056 01:22:49,690 --> 01:22:52,276 dancing with some dickhole Persian mafia, 2057 01:22:52,317 --> 01:22:53,736 and I lost my job. 2058 01:22:53,778 --> 01:22:56,238 I mean, when I get back to New York there is nothing. 2059 01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,116 My life is over. 2060 01:22:58,157 --> 01:22:59,825 And you want to go tell the woman you've loved 2061 01:22:59,867 --> 01:23:03,079 for thirty years right now that you love her? 2062 01:23:03,121 --> 01:23:05,247 You can't wait thirty years and a day, 2063 01:23:05,289 --> 01:23:07,083 and so you lose this, and then everything's gone. 2064 01:23:07,125 --> 01:23:08,333 You want me in on that? 2065 01:23:08,375 --> 01:23:11,754 You're either with us, or you're against us. 2066 01:23:11,796 --> 01:23:13,631 I'm with ya, let's go. 2067 01:23:16,634 --> 01:23:19,261 Hey, can I get a ticket to, uh, 2068 01:23:19,303 --> 01:23:21,388 Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, please? 2069 01:23:26,310 --> 01:23:29,313 Why so sad, little lady? 2070 01:23:29,354 --> 01:23:31,816 It's just... 2071 01:23:31,857 --> 01:23:34,902 you know, somebody turned out to not be the person 2072 01:23:34,944 --> 01:23:36,236 that I thought he was. 2073 01:23:36,278 --> 01:23:40,365 I see. 2074 01:23:40,407 --> 01:23:44,495 Well, darlin' love can make a man crazy, 2075 01:23:44,536 --> 01:23:47,331 but it can't make him a sandwich. 2076 01:23:48,666 --> 01:23:51,002 Sorry, I don't understand. 2077 01:23:51,043 --> 01:23:53,545 Well just think on it for a while. 2078 01:23:53,587 --> 01:23:56,215 - Okay. - Think on it. 2079 01:23:56,256 --> 01:23:58,383 Thank you. 2080 01:23:58,425 --> 01:24:01,012 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is totally blocked in. 2081 01:24:01,053 --> 01:24:03,139 We'll never get the RV out of here. 2082 01:24:03,181 --> 01:24:06,142 Bo, take my wheelchair. 2083 01:24:06,184 --> 01:24:08,560 No! 2084 01:24:08,602 --> 01:24:09,728 Great idea! 2085 01:24:09,770 --> 01:24:11,022 Yeah, it'll be a lot faster. 2086 01:24:11,063 --> 01:24:12,356 Yeah, it will be faster. 2087 01:24:12,397 --> 01:24:14,066 And I love driving wheelchairs. 2088 01:24:14,108 --> 01:24:15,526 It won't be any faster. 2089 01:24:35,587 --> 01:24:36,881 Excuse me, we're coming through. 2090 01:24:36,922 --> 01:24:38,507 Look out buddy, sorry. 2091 01:24:40,759 --> 01:24:41,719 You speak Chinese? 2092 01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:43,012 I studied Mandarin for seven years. 2093 01:24:43,054 --> 01:24:44,346 Your pronunciation's terrible. 2094 01:24:44,388 --> 01:24:45,305 Seriously? 2095 01:24:45,347 --> 01:24:47,349 Oh, my God. 2096 01:24:49,434 --> 01:24:50,686 Stand on my feet! Stand on my feet! 2097 01:24:50,728 --> 01:24:51,854 - What's wrong with it? - It's jammed. 2098 01:24:51,896 --> 01:24:53,272 - You guys go ahead. - You sure? 2099 01:24:53,313 --> 01:24:55,024 - I'm tired. - All right, let's go. 2100 01:24:55,066 --> 01:24:57,943 Oh, come on. 2101 01:24:57,985 --> 01:25:01,113 Oh, that's nice. 2102 01:25:02,114 --> 01:25:04,075 Sorry. Sorry. 2103 01:25:04,116 --> 01:25:06,410 We're not gonna make it with me running. 2104 01:25:06,451 --> 01:25:07,245 What are we gonna do? 2105 01:25:07,286 --> 01:25:08,662 Come on. 2106 01:25:16,045 --> 01:25:17,046 Hey, buddy. 2107 01:25:17,088 --> 01:25:19,048 Hey, man, I need to borrow your bike. 2108 01:25:19,090 --> 01:25:20,091 Sorry, no. 2109 01:25:20,132 --> 01:25:21,967 The love of my life is getting away. 2110 01:25:22,009 --> 01:25:23,135 I could give a shit. 2111 01:25:23,177 --> 01:25:24,678 Will this do it? 2112 01:25:26,097 --> 01:25:28,640 Shit, yes, you got yourself a moped. 2113 01:25:28,682 --> 01:25:29,808 - Thanks, buddy. - All right. 2114 01:25:29,850 --> 01:25:31,435 Just hang tight for a moment all right? 2115 01:25:31,476 --> 01:25:32,686 - No. - Just a second. 2116 01:25:32,728 --> 01:25:34,105 We just gotta get the stuff out of the back. 2117 01:25:34,146 --> 01:25:35,022 - Let's go. - No, no, no. 2118 01:25:35,064 --> 01:25:37,066 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 2119 01:25:44,364 --> 01:25:46,117 Stop, stop. 2120 01:25:46,158 --> 01:25:48,577 Oh, come on. Move! 2121 01:25:48,619 --> 01:25:50,329 What is that? Is that us? 2122 01:25:50,370 --> 01:25:52,957 What is happening? 2123 01:25:52,998 --> 01:25:54,083 Oh, my God! 2124 01:25:54,125 --> 01:25:56,752 Who puts a dog in a closed trunk? 2125 01:25:56,794 --> 01:25:58,629 I don't have time to care. You go. 2126 01:25:58,670 --> 01:26:00,464 I'll take it back to the people. 2127 01:26:04,343 --> 01:26:06,971 Move! Move! 2128 01:26:07,012 --> 01:26:08,973 Mandy, I'm coming! 2129 01:26:22,402 --> 01:26:24,905 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 2130 01:26:24,947 --> 01:26:26,490 I'm sorry. 2131 01:26:26,531 --> 01:26:28,742 It's for love! 2132 01:26:32,204 --> 01:26:34,206 Sorry, sorry. 2133 01:26:34,248 --> 01:26:35,082 Hello? 2134 01:26:35,124 --> 01:26:38,085 Hello, I need help. Hello? 2135 01:26:38,127 --> 01:26:40,254 Hey, son. You need some help? 2136 01:26:40,296 --> 01:26:41,922 Yeah, is there a bus going to Tennessee? 2137 01:26:41,964 --> 01:26:43,674 - Sure is. - What time does it leave? 2138 01:26:50,348 --> 01:26:51,765 I'm afraid you just missed it. 2139 01:26:54,185 --> 01:26:55,811 Matter of fact, there it goes right there. 2140 01:26:55,853 --> 01:26:57,604 - What? - There. 2141 01:27:01,692 --> 01:27:04,028 Stop the bus! Stop the bus! 2142 01:27:04,069 --> 01:27:07,447 Stop, stop, Mandy! 2143 01:27:10,659 --> 01:27:12,786 Did you sell that boy a ticket? 2144 01:27:12,828 --> 01:27:17,333 His ticket has been punched by the god of love, Charlotte. 2145 01:27:17,375 --> 01:27:19,543 You're fired. 2146 01:27:19,584 --> 01:27:23,172 Bo? 2147 01:27:23,214 --> 01:27:25,424 Don't you have a Monster Jam to win? 2148 01:27:25,465 --> 01:27:27,092 Mandy, don't leave. 2149 01:27:27,134 --> 01:27:29,469 I'm an idiot. I love you! 2150 01:27:29,511 --> 01:27:32,514 Oh, Bo, you had me at jumpin' on the bus. 2151 01:27:32,556 --> 01:27:35,309 - I did? - Yeah. 2152 01:27:35,351 --> 01:27:37,686 - I love you. - Oh, thank God. 2153 01:27:45,069 --> 01:27:47,196 Right there, uh-huh. 2154 01:27:56,830 --> 01:27:57,831 Mom? 2155 01:27:57,873 --> 01:27:59,750 And my new dad? 2156 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:02,002 You did it, you big romantic lug. 2157 01:28:02,044 --> 01:28:03,962 Yeah, turns out she loves me! 2158 01:28:04,004 --> 01:28:05,505 Oh, I know. 2159 01:28:05,547 --> 01:28:06,965 Hey, how'd you get here so fast? 2160 01:28:07,007 --> 01:28:08,384 We took a cab. 2161 01:28:08,426 --> 01:28:10,135 Oh, man, that's so smart. I should have taken a cab. 2162 01:28:10,177 --> 01:28:11,429 Oh, it was so fast, just right here. 2163 01:28:11,470 --> 01:28:13,555 I was on a moped, I ran into a Chinese guy, 2164 01:28:13,597 --> 01:28:14,806 it was a whole thing. 2165 01:28:14,848 --> 01:28:15,599 I hope he's okay. 2166 01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:16,975 What about Monster Jam? 2167 01:28:17,017 --> 01:28:18,936 We've already missed the second event. 2168 01:28:18,977 --> 01:28:20,645 Bo's probably been disqualified. 2169 01:28:20,687 --> 01:28:22,147 - Oh. - Shit. 2170 01:28:22,189 --> 01:28:24,275 Well, what about the money? 2171 01:28:24,316 --> 01:28:26,151 Hey, Noodle, 2172 01:28:26,193 --> 01:28:28,987 I was thinking about this while I was riding on the moped, 2173 01:28:29,029 --> 01:28:30,655 running into vegetables. 2174 01:28:30,697 --> 01:28:33,117 Tommy was a winner because had a family 2175 01:28:33,158 --> 01:28:34,410 that cared about him. 2176 01:28:34,452 --> 01:28:36,995 He had a dad that gave him a clutch cable, 2177 01:28:37,037 --> 01:28:40,458 helped him win that race. 2178 01:28:40,499 --> 01:28:41,959 And that's what I got. 2179 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,461 I got people that care about me. 2180 01:28:43,502 --> 01:28:45,337 Eskie saved my life. 2181 01:28:45,379 --> 01:28:47,131 You taught me how to swim. 2182 01:28:47,172 --> 01:28:49,133 By the way I had a boner the whole time we did that, 2183 01:28:49,174 --> 01:28:50,259 and I didn't want to tell you 2184 01:28:50,301 --> 01:28:51,218 but now that we're together, 2185 01:28:51,260 --> 01:28:52,052 I had a boner then. 2186 01:28:52,094 --> 01:28:53,262 That's so sweet! 2187 01:28:53,304 --> 01:28:54,846 And you, you figured out 2188 01:28:54,888 --> 01:28:56,474 what was wrong with that motorbike. 2189 01:28:56,515 --> 01:28:58,434 How'd you know that was me? 2190 01:28:58,476 --> 01:29:01,437 You think this dingleberry knows anything about an engine? 2191 01:29:01,479 --> 01:29:04,398 All he knows is kombucha and complaining. 2192 01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:06,024 And prison. 2193 01:29:06,066 --> 01:29:08,110 It was a... it wasn't... it was a jail. 2194 01:29:08,152 --> 01:29:09,361 It's not prison. 2195 01:29:09,403 --> 01:29:12,197 Hey, guys, I don't need to win the Monster Jam. 2196 01:29:12,239 --> 01:29:13,740 I already won. 2197 01:29:13,782 --> 01:29:15,284 I got you guys. 2198 01:29:15,326 --> 01:29:17,702 Oh, Bo. 2199 01:29:17,744 --> 01:29:18,829 Get in here. 2200 01:29:18,870 --> 01:29:20,747 Come on, I'm your new dad. 2201 01:29:20,789 --> 01:29:22,416 - Come on, son. - There you go. 2202 01:29:22,458 --> 01:29:24,168 Oh, you get in here too. 2203 01:29:24,209 --> 01:29:25,627 Okay. 2204 01:29:34,178 --> 01:29:38,056 Ah, Hallelujah! 2205 01:29:40,559 --> 01:29:42,520 Bo, my boy! 2206 01:29:44,313 --> 01:29:46,690 Mr. Davis, you're alive? 2207 01:29:46,731 --> 01:29:48,066 Yup! 2208 01:29:48,108 --> 01:29:49,485 You are one hell of a group. 2209 01:29:49,527 --> 01:29:50,402 You're amazing. 2210 01:29:50,444 --> 01:29:51,820 I mean, what the hell? 2211 01:29:51,862 --> 01:29:53,322 This has been a great adventure. 2212 01:29:53,364 --> 01:29:55,615 Well, who would have known I'd have to pretend to be dead 2213 01:29:55,657 --> 01:29:58,035 just to feel this much alive? 2214 01:29:58,076 --> 01:29:59,370 Why would you? 2215 01:29:59,411 --> 01:30:02,373 Oh, I screwed up with those other two kids. 2216 01:30:02,414 --> 01:30:04,249 Hell, I screwed up with you, boy. 2217 01:30:04,291 --> 01:30:06,251 I'm sorry I deserted you and your mother. 2218 01:30:06,293 --> 01:30:07,586 Hell, I thought you'd only want that money. 2219 01:30:07,669 --> 01:30:11,131 But now look what you've gone and done. 2220 01:30:11,173 --> 01:30:12,591 You've gone and shown me what's really important 2221 01:30:12,632 --> 01:30:14,634 in this life. 2222 01:30:18,680 --> 01:30:21,016 Bo? 2223 01:30:21,058 --> 01:30:22,393 Bo, you all right? 2224 01:30:22,434 --> 01:30:24,686 Bo, honey? You okay? 2225 01:30:24,728 --> 01:30:27,147 You let me believe that the father I never knew 2226 01:30:27,189 --> 01:30:28,732 was dead this whole time? 2227 01:30:28,773 --> 01:30:30,775 That I'd never even get a chance to meet you? 2228 01:30:30,817 --> 01:30:32,403 What the hell is wrong with you? 2229 01:30:32,444 --> 01:30:35,113 Well, hell, Bo, you had to... had to prove yourself. 2230 01:30:35,155 --> 01:30:38,658 A son should not have to prove himself to his father. 2231 01:30:38,700 --> 01:30:40,994 Maybe that's why your other kids are such dickheads, 2232 01:30:41,036 --> 01:30:43,121 - They took after you! - Hey, Bo, wow. 2233 01:30:43,163 --> 01:30:44,456 - That's ridiculous. - No, he's a dick head. 2234 01:30:44,498 --> 01:30:46,500 - Big old dick for a head. - He's very emotional. 2235 01:30:46,542 --> 01:30:48,752 But that was the old me, Bo. 2236 01:30:48,793 --> 01:30:50,003 This is the new me. 2237 01:30:50,045 --> 01:30:51,838 Oh, the new you who flew in on a giant chopper 2238 01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:53,591 acting like king of the world? 2239 01:30:53,632 --> 01:30:55,759 Well... 2240 01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:57,094 Helicopters are cool. 2241 01:30:57,135 --> 01:30:58,762 Yeah, choppers are cool. 2242 01:30:58,803 --> 01:31:00,722 That was so cool. 2243 01:31:00,764 --> 01:31:03,141 I just wish you would have done it thirty years ago 2244 01:31:03,183 --> 01:31:05,561 when I needed you. 2245 01:31:05,603 --> 01:31:07,062 Well, you're right there. Maybe I should have. 2246 01:31:07,104 --> 01:31:08,313 But then again, maybe if I'd done it, 2247 01:31:08,355 --> 01:31:10,148 then you wouldn't have turned out to be the man 2248 01:31:10,190 --> 01:31:12,276 that you are today. 2249 01:31:12,317 --> 01:31:16,071 I had to be abandoned by my father to become a man. 2250 01:31:16,113 --> 01:31:17,781 That's a hell of a lesson to learn. 2251 01:31:17,822 --> 01:31:19,157 You're my dad, huh? 2252 01:31:19,199 --> 01:31:22,411 Yes, sir, I am your daddy. 2253 01:31:22,453 --> 01:31:24,496 Okay, you know I made a speech earlier 2254 01:31:24,538 --> 01:31:26,331 about not wanting to win the Monster Jam, 2255 01:31:26,373 --> 01:31:28,875 but I want to win the Monster Jam. 2256 01:31:28,917 --> 01:31:31,795 Now you do realize that my will don't mean anything, 2257 01:31:31,836 --> 01:31:33,130 seeing that I'm alive. 2258 01:31:33,171 --> 01:31:35,173 It's not about the money. I need to prove myself. 2259 01:31:35,215 --> 01:31:37,217 No, son, you don't need to prove yourself. 2260 01:31:37,259 --> 01:31:38,677 Not to you. 2261 01:31:38,718 --> 01:31:40,804 I want to prove myself to myself. 2262 01:31:40,845 --> 01:31:43,723 Sometimes winning is the only way to win. 2263 01:31:47,561 --> 01:31:49,563 He's so smart. 2264 01:31:49,605 --> 01:31:51,022 Now that's my son! 2265 01:31:51,064 --> 01:31:52,857 Hell, I'd trust my company in your hands 2266 01:31:52,899 --> 01:31:53,984 any day of the week. 2267 01:31:54,025 --> 01:31:55,611 Oh... 2268 01:31:55,653 --> 01:31:57,529 Oh, uh, by the way, what does your company make? 2269 01:31:57,571 --> 01:31:59,490 Clutch cables! 2270 01:31:59,531 --> 01:32:01,659 - Clutch cables? - Bo. 2271 01:32:01,700 --> 01:32:03,535 Hold on, clutch cables? 2272 01:32:03,577 --> 01:32:05,329 Yeah, like... for like motorbikes. 2273 01:32:05,370 --> 01:32:07,331 Yeah, like the thing that changed my whole life? 2274 01:32:07,372 --> 01:32:09,625 That's ironic. 2275 01:32:09,667 --> 01:32:12,419 Ladies and gentlemen, 2276 01:32:12,461 --> 01:32:14,004 this night is not over yet. 2277 01:32:14,045 --> 01:32:15,631 Beauregard Jackson has returned 2278 01:32:15,673 --> 01:32:18,300 and is going to combine his two wheel event 2279 01:32:18,342 --> 01:32:20,885 and his freestyle event into one, 2280 01:32:20,927 --> 01:32:24,014 using the little known Phineas rule. 2281 01:32:24,055 --> 01:32:26,016 Earth to Bo, can you hear me? 2282 01:32:26,057 --> 01:32:28,686 Yeah, I hear ya loud and clear. 2283 01:32:28,727 --> 01:32:31,730 I talked to some of the other gear heads. 2284 01:32:31,771 --> 01:32:33,691 They told me this will be a piece of cake. 2285 01:32:33,732 --> 01:32:35,859 Well, I love cake. Here we go. 2286 01:32:43,701 --> 01:32:45,369 Woo! 2287 01:32:45,410 --> 01:32:48,830 Wheelies first. Get the crowd on your side. 2288 01:32:57,297 --> 01:32:58,798 ♪ It's early morning ♪ 2289 01:32:58,840 --> 01:33:00,925 ♪ The sun comes out ♪ 2290 01:33:00,967 --> 01:33:02,678 Woo! Yeah! 2291 01:33:04,804 --> 01:33:06,682 ♪ My cat is purring ♪ 2292 01:33:06,724 --> 01:33:08,308 ♪ It scratches my skin ♪ 2293 01:33:08,350 --> 01:33:09,309 Go Bo! 2294 01:33:10,810 --> 01:33:12,688 ♪ Another sin ♪ 2295 01:33:12,730 --> 01:33:14,314 ♪ The night is calling ♪ 2296 01:33:14,356 --> 01:33:16,650 ♪ I have to go ♪ 2297 01:33:16,692 --> 01:33:18,276 ♪ The wolf is hungry ♪ 2298 01:33:18,318 --> 01:33:19,903 ♪ He runs the show ♪ 2299 01:33:19,944 --> 01:33:21,363 Keep it up, man. 2300 01:33:21,405 --> 01:33:22,698 ♪ He's licking his lips ♪ 2301 01:33:22,740 --> 01:33:25,033 ♪ He's ready to win ♪ 2302 01:33:25,075 --> 01:33:26,535 ♪ On the hunt tonight ♪ 2303 01:33:26,577 --> 01:33:28,537 This guy's pretty good. 2304 01:33:31,206 --> 01:33:33,667 ♪ Here I am ♪ 2305 01:33:33,709 --> 01:33:36,253 ♪ Rock you like a hurricane ♪ 2306 01:33:38,922 --> 01:33:41,258 ♪ Here I am ♪ 2307 01:33:41,299 --> 01:33:44,386 ♪ Rock you like a hurricane ♪ 2308 01:33:46,680 --> 01:33:49,307 ♪ Here I am ♪ 2309 01:33:49,349 --> 01:33:53,395 ♪ Rock you like a hurricane ♪ 2310 01:33:53,437 --> 01:33:54,271 You've got it. 2311 01:33:54,312 --> 01:33:56,732 ♪ Here I am ♪ 2312 01:33:56,774 --> 01:34:00,902 ♪ Rock you like a hurricane ♪ 2313 01:34:01,820 --> 01:34:03,113 ♪ Here I am ♪ 2314 01:34:03,154 --> 01:34:05,240 - I think that was pretty good. - Good job, buddy. 2315 01:34:08,660 --> 01:34:11,371 Hey, Noodle, I think I'm gonna have to go big 2316 01:34:11,413 --> 01:34:12,706 if I want to win this thing. 2317 01:34:12,748 --> 01:34:16,501 No, you don't. Your dad's alive, remember? 2318 01:34:16,543 --> 01:34:19,129 Yeah, of course I remember. That just happened. 2319 01:34:19,170 --> 01:34:22,466 Listen, I'm gonna do a backflip. 2320 01:34:22,507 --> 01:34:24,926 You'll turn upside down. 2321 01:34:24,968 --> 01:34:26,511 I know. 2322 01:34:26,553 --> 01:34:28,472 - No, he could hurt himself. - What is he doing? 2323 01:34:28,513 --> 01:34:29,931 Team Boodle. 2324 01:34:32,183 --> 01:34:34,770 Team Boodle, Dad Doodle. 2325 01:34:34,812 --> 01:34:37,063 This is it. 2326 01:34:38,523 --> 01:34:39,524 This is it. 2327 01:34:49,284 --> 01:34:51,077 Go, go, go. Go, Bo, go. 2328 01:34:59,336 --> 01:35:02,840 Oh, Jackson nailed a fantastic backflip! 2329 01:35:02,881 --> 01:35:05,467 That might be enough to get him on the podium. 2330 01:35:12,098 --> 01:35:14,351 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 2331 01:35:14,392 --> 01:35:17,020 Oh, looks like Jackson isn't done yet. 2332 01:35:17,061 --> 01:35:19,690 - What are you doing? - I don't know! 2333 01:35:24,486 --> 01:35:25,863 That there's another wall. 2334 01:35:36,414 --> 01:35:37,749 How'd he do that? 2335 01:35:37,791 --> 01:35:39,918 And with that thrilling one and a quarter backflip, 2336 01:35:39,959 --> 01:35:42,754 your winner tonight has to be internet sensation 2337 01:35:42,796 --> 01:35:45,382 Beauregard Jackson. 2338 01:35:45,423 --> 01:35:47,801 Hey, yeah, what? 2339 01:35:47,843 --> 01:35:50,470 Okay, someone get me out of here! 2340 01:35:50,512 --> 01:35:54,015 You did it! You got him through it. 2341 01:35:54,057 --> 01:35:55,893 You did it. I'm proud of you. 2342 01:35:55,934 --> 01:35:58,269 - I'm so proud of you. - It's okay, let it out. 2343 01:35:58,311 --> 01:36:01,147 Beauregard Davis Jackson, 2344 01:36:01,189 --> 01:36:03,525 that's me and I am a winner. 2345 01:36:09,197 --> 01:36:10,574 So that's the story of how 2346 01:36:10,615 --> 01:36:13,201 I did not take over my father's company. 2347 01:36:13,243 --> 01:36:17,997 And I learned that I had a father. 2348 01:36:18,039 --> 01:36:19,666 I help my Dad out whenever he needs 2349 01:36:19,708 --> 01:36:22,586 real good business advice, but he's still in charge. 2350 01:36:22,627 --> 01:36:25,505 He put Jason in charge of new management policy 2351 01:36:25,547 --> 01:36:26,924 at the company. 2352 01:36:26,965 --> 01:36:29,175 No dicks allowed. You know what I mean? 2353 01:36:35,724 --> 01:36:38,518 Oswald became a real racing fan. 2354 01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:41,855 And he found his dream gal, one of the Heart Stopper girls. 2355 01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:47,485 Tommy spent thirteen days in captivity 2356 01:36:47,527 --> 01:36:50,154 before he was discovered by search and rescue. 2357 01:36:50,196 --> 01:36:53,116 He has devoted his life to porta potty safety. 2358 01:36:56,286 --> 01:36:58,830 Once his bones healed, Eskandar took his love for speed 2359 01:36:58,872 --> 01:37:02,041 and became a world-class mustachioed drag racer. 2360 01:37:02,083 --> 01:37:03,835 And now he's back in a wheelchair. 2361 01:37:06,880 --> 01:37:09,716 Chrissy still might take over the company someday 2362 01:37:09,758 --> 01:37:11,551 but my Dad is making her learn the business 2363 01:37:11,593 --> 01:37:13,678 from the ground up. 2364 01:37:19,977 --> 01:37:22,270 Mandy became a best selling author, 2365 01:37:22,312 --> 01:37:24,314 breaking gender and social stereotypes 2366 01:37:24,355 --> 01:37:27,609 with her acclaimed book, "Why Pink is for Boys". 2367 01:37:33,531 --> 01:37:35,450 - Team Boodle. - Team Boodle. 2368 01:37:35,492 --> 01:37:36,868 Noodle and I, 2369 01:37:36,910 --> 01:37:39,496 well, we make sure that every kid gets a chance 2370 01:37:39,537 --> 01:37:40,872 to feel like a winner. 2371 01:37:40,914 --> 01:37:42,499 Welcome to Boodle Park. 2372 01:37:42,540 --> 01:37:46,169 Our own little slice of country paradise. 2373 01:37:48,212 --> 01:37:50,298 Come on, come on, come on, guys. 2374 01:37:50,340 --> 01:37:52,425 Oh, I almost forgot about myself. 2375 01:37:52,467 --> 01:37:55,303 I live in my hometown with the greatest family 2376 01:37:55,345 --> 01:37:56,721 a man could ever want. 2377 01:37:56,763 --> 01:37:59,557 I have a beautiful wife, two wonderful boys. 2378 01:37:59,599 --> 01:38:01,267 Get in here. 2379 01:38:01,309 --> 01:38:03,854 Sure, one boy's my age and one boy's a baby, 2380 01:38:03,895 --> 01:38:05,313 but they're both wonderful. 2381 01:38:05,355 --> 01:38:06,982 Put your arm around your mom. 2382 01:38:07,024 --> 01:38:09,400 And I am a winner because I have people who love me. 2383 01:38:09,442 --> 01:38:10,735 Oh, you guys look beautiful. 2384 01:38:10,777 --> 01:38:12,612 Here we go. Oh! 2385 01:38:14,531 --> 01:38:16,115 I'm okay! 2386 01:38:16,157 --> 01:38:17,241 Team Boodle. 2387 01:38:25,333 --> 01:38:27,293 These colors, do not... 2388 01:38:27,335 --> 01:38:29,170 I can't say that with a straight face. 2389 01:38:29,212 --> 01:38:31,882 These colors do not run... 2390 01:38:31,923 --> 01:38:34,801 red, white, 2391 01:38:34,843 --> 01:38:36,260 and Bo. 2392 01:38:39,472 --> 01:38:40,682 Forget it, I quit. 2393 01:38:40,724 --> 01:38:42,642 We quit! Skandar, we quit. 2394 01:38:42,684 --> 01:38:44,728 Everybody in line, take your beef chips 2395 01:38:44,769 --> 01:38:45,687 and shove 'em up your buttholes. 2396 01:38:45,729 --> 01:38:47,188 I'm done. 2397 01:38:47,230 --> 01:38:49,232 He don't need us taking care of him anymore. 2398 01:38:49,273 --> 01:38:50,525 He's got Vanessa now. 2399 01:38:50,567 --> 01:38:52,736 Yeah, well, Vanessa, she's a piece. 2400 01:38:52,777 --> 01:38:54,278 That's what I'm worried about. 2401 01:38:54,320 --> 01:38:58,449 Hold on, this is... I've never had an iPhone before. 2402 01:38:58,491 --> 01:39:00,911 You're a ray of fucking sunshine. 2403 01:39:00,952 --> 01:39:03,038 You're a ray of fucking sunshine. 2404 01:39:03,080 --> 01:39:05,206 You're a ray of fucking sunshine. 2405 01:39:05,248 --> 01:39:09,086 You can't say sunshine. 2406 01:39:09,127 --> 01:39:11,046 You're a ray of fucking sunshine. 2407 01:39:15,008 --> 01:39:18,887 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 2408 01:39:18,929 --> 01:39:20,931 God damn it. 2409 01:39:20,972 --> 01:39:22,766 Fuck you. 2410 01:39:29,064 --> 01:39:32,191 That may be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. 2411 01:39:32,943 --> 01:39:36,195 Yeah, dick hole. 2412 01:39:36,237 --> 01:39:37,989 - Oswald. - I was just trying it. 2413 01:39:38,031 --> 01:39:39,574 That does not come... that does not sound right 2414 01:39:39,616 --> 01:39:40,909 - coming out of your mouth. - I didn't... 2415 01:39:40,951 --> 01:39:42,911 As I heard it, it felt wrong. 2416 01:39:42,953 --> 01:39:43,620 Yeah. 2417 01:39:43,661 --> 01:39:45,496 Bo, I'm in! I'm in! 2418 01:39:45,538 --> 01:39:48,875 I'm in! 2419 01:39:48,917 --> 01:39:51,962 All right! 2420 01:39:52,003 --> 01:39:54,965 Got any Funyuns left? 2421 01:39:55,006 --> 01:39:57,134 That had to be a trophy winner there. 2422 01:39:57,175 --> 01:39:59,177 Holy shit! 2423 01:39:59,218 --> 01:40:01,345 You're a big boy, aren't you? 2424 01:40:01,387 --> 01:40:03,932 Might have to put you through college. 2425 01:40:03,974 --> 01:40:05,391 Woo! 2426 01:40:05,433 --> 01:40:09,104 Can I lick on your neck? 2427 01:40:09,146 --> 01:40:10,147 - Yes! - I meant your boobies, 2428 01:40:10,188 --> 01:40:11,522 I was just afraid to ask. 2429 01:40:11,564 --> 01:40:13,399 Oh, God. 2430 01:40:13,441 --> 01:40:15,443 You're so cute and dumb. 2431 01:40:20,364 --> 01:40:21,365 Oh, my boy. 2432 01:40:26,788 --> 01:40:29,373 It's there, you just gotta hit that gas. 2433 01:40:29,415 --> 01:40:30,708 What's-what's my line there? 2434 01:40:30,750 --> 01:40:32,293 All right, Bo, now you're gonna have to give it 2435 01:40:32,335 --> 01:40:34,587 a little more... fuck. What's my first line? 2436 01:40:34,629 --> 01:40:36,131 All right, Bo, you're gonna have to give her 2437 01:40:36,173 --> 01:40:38,341 a little more... fuck. What's my first line again? 2438 01:40:44,014 --> 01:40:45,473 Wait, the door is locked? 2439 01:40:45,515 --> 01:40:46,975 Heart Stoppers? 2440 01:40:47,017 --> 01:40:49,644 I do like taurine and gurana. 2441 01:40:49,686 --> 01:40:51,938 Let me try that again. 2442 01:40:51,980 --> 01:40:53,481 Heart Stoppers? 2443 01:40:53,523 --> 01:40:56,067 I do like things that taste like pennies. 2444 01:40:56,109 --> 01:40:57,485 Heart Stoppers? 2445 01:40:57,527 --> 01:41:02,157 Hmm, I do like unnecessary violent energy. 2446 01:41:02,199 --> 01:41:03,574 Heart stoppers? 2447 01:41:03,616 --> 01:41:06,577 I do like sweating and having suicidal thoughts. 2448 01:41:08,538 --> 01:41:09,706 Act natural. 2449 01:41:16,295 --> 01:41:18,631 Hit him in the knees. 2450 01:41:18,673 --> 01:41:21,342 You know, like Tonya Harding did to Nancy Kerrigan? 2451 01:41:21,384 --> 01:41:22,677 What? No. 2452 01:41:22,719 --> 01:41:24,554 That was terrible, she was such a beautiful skater. 2453 01:41:26,056 --> 01:41:28,683 Yeah, thanks for playing you country piece of shit. 2454 01:41:28,725 --> 01:41:30,768 - Okay. - Walking rape kit. 2455 01:41:30,810 --> 01:41:32,812 Okay. 2456 01:41:32,854 --> 01:41:34,480 Bag of dicks. 2457 01:41:34,522 --> 01:41:36,399 Nice to meet you. 2458 01:41:44,615 --> 01:41:46,534 You look like you're in the pushup position with like 2459 01:41:46,576 --> 01:41:48,452 kind of throwing up a little bit right there, yeah. 2460 01:41:53,708 --> 01:41:55,210 - 'Cause I'm trying to... - Shut up! 2461 01:41:58,129 --> 01:41:59,297 It's easier if you just shut up 2462 01:41:59,338 --> 01:42:00,840 when she's close to you. 2463 01:42:04,552 --> 01:42:06,054 Punch me, yeah, you can try punching me 2464 01:42:06,096 --> 01:42:09,724 in my face, you fucking cock. 2465 01:42:09,766 --> 01:42:12,393 - You wanna go? - Jason, stand back. 2466 01:42:12,435 --> 01:42:16,106 I work with this. You think I can't take you? 2467 01:42:16,147 --> 01:42:18,566 Oh, my God, that was... that was really not safe. 2468 01:42:18,608 --> 01:42:20,651 Not safe? Not... it wasn't. 2469 01:42:20,693 --> 01:42:22,279 You probably wear condoms, don't you? 2470 01:42:22,320 --> 01:42:23,613 Oh, my God. 2471 01:42:23,654 --> 01:42:25,949 You gotta roll the dice once in a while my friend. 2472 01:42:25,990 --> 01:42:28,492 You gotta live on the edge. 2473 01:42:28,534 --> 01:42:30,828 Like I feel like Scarface, you know what I mean? 2474 01:42:30,870 --> 01:42:32,205 I haven't seen it. 2475 01:42:32,247 --> 01:42:33,957 - You look handsome with it. - Thank you. 2476 01:42:33,998 --> 01:42:35,333 You do, let me see it. 2477 01:42:35,374 --> 01:42:37,168 Up, up by your... oh, my God. 2478 01:42:37,210 --> 01:42:38,461 Looking good. 2479 01:42:38,502 --> 01:42:40,130 Who is he? 2480 01:42:40,171 --> 01:42:42,840 Benjamin Franklin, I just... I just said it. 2481 01:42:42,882 --> 01:42:44,008 Oh, he was a president. 2482 01:42:44,050 --> 01:42:45,885 - No, he wasn't a... - He wasn't? 2483 01:42:45,927 --> 01:42:46,886 Yes. 2484 01:42:46,928 --> 01:42:48,429 Why'd they put him on the money? 2485 01:42:48,471 --> 01:42:51,432 This is some Illuminati shit if you ask me. 2486 01:42:51,474 --> 01:42:52,892 Okay. 2487 01:42:52,934 --> 01:42:56,271 I was born deaf and then, then a doctor fixed my ears 2488 01:42:56,313 --> 01:42:59,190 and I had like super sensor ears. 2489 01:42:59,232 --> 01:43:01,067 Wow, that seems like a whole different movie. 2490 01:43:01,109 --> 01:43:03,402 I have, yeah, I have a lot of ideas. 2491 01:43:03,444 --> 01:43:06,530 Um, I-I wanna be a movie star my whole life. 2492 01:43:06,572 --> 01:43:09,159 I have this idea where I'm in a racing movie 2493 01:43:09,200 --> 01:43:10,368 about me and a monkey, 2494 01:43:10,409 --> 01:43:13,621 and it's called "Going Bo-nannas". 2495 01:43:13,663 --> 01:43:16,749 You know, like an action series starring me 2496 01:43:16,791 --> 01:43:18,542 and a Native American named Arrow 2497 01:43:18,584 --> 01:43:19,794 and it would be "Bo and Arrow". 2498 01:43:19,836 --> 01:43:21,338 And we solve mysteries, you know? 2499 01:43:21,379 --> 01:43:23,673 I don't know I just... I got a lot going on 2500 01:43:23,714 --> 01:43:24,799 right now, you know? 2501 01:43:24,841 --> 01:43:26,968 This thing supposed to be plugged in? 2502 01:43:27,010 --> 01:43:28,136 I'm gonna go get a nurse. 2503 01:43:28,178 --> 01:43:30,180 Oh, my God. 2504 01:43:30,221 --> 01:43:32,515 Can you breathe? 2505 01:43:32,556 --> 01:43:33,850 Can you... 2506 01:43:33,891 --> 01:43:35,852 - Should I breathe into it? - Yeah, breathe into it. 2507 01:43:35,893 --> 01:43:37,436 Give him oxygen I guess. 2508 01:43:39,272 --> 01:43:40,523 You can't just ask these people, 2509 01:43:40,564 --> 01:43:41,440 They're Californians. 2510 01:43:41,482 --> 01:43:42,608 They re too high all the time. 2511 01:43:42,650 --> 01:43:43,526 They don't know what you're saying. 2512 01:43:43,567 --> 01:43:44,986 You know it's legal here? 2513 01:43:45,028 --> 01:43:47,655 - It's legal! - Sure. 2514 01:43:47,697 --> 01:43:48,656 Motocross? 2515 01:43:48,698 --> 01:43:49,907 Does he know how to ride Motocross? 2516 01:43:49,949 --> 01:43:52,827 He got balls, don't he? He ain't no castrato. 2517 01:43:52,869 --> 01:43:54,412 I don't know what that is. 2518 01:43:54,453 --> 01:43:57,498 It's when you have your dick and balls cut off. 2519 01:43:57,540 --> 01:43:59,792 I thought it was the name of a racer. 2520 01:43:59,834 --> 01:44:00,918 He ain't him either. 2521 01:44:00,960 --> 01:44:01,752 -Eric Castrato, you're right... 2522 01:44:01,794 --> 01:44:02,670 -No that's the city. 2523 01:44:02,712 --> 01:44:04,839 San Juan Castrato. 2524 01:44:04,881 --> 01:44:07,425 Yup, I mean that girl is hard to miss. 2525 01:44:07,466 --> 01:44:11,304 On a scale of ten she's an eighty. 2526 01:44:11,346 --> 01:44:13,472 Or a sixty-nine, you know? 2527 01:44:13,514 --> 01:44:15,933 No, I'm kidding. I respect her too much. 2528 01:44:17,977 --> 01:44:19,812 Yeah, I'm gonna marry her. 2529 01:44:19,854 --> 01:44:21,647 Have babies. 2530 01:44:21,689 --> 01:44:23,274 Move to the country. 2531 01:44:23,316 --> 01:44:24,692 - Yeah? - You know, get a farm. 2532 01:44:24,734 --> 01:44:27,153 Like three bedroom, two bath, nothing over the top. 2533 01:44:29,739 --> 01:44:30,865 Oh, my hair! 2534 01:44:30,907 --> 01:44:33,826 Oh, it's not gonna be the same after this. 2535 01:44:33,868 --> 01:44:37,121 Noodles. Noodles. 2536 01:44:37,163 --> 01:44:39,290 Noodles. 2537 01:44:39,332 --> 01:44:40,833 - All right, now... - Noodles. 2538 01:44:40,875 --> 01:44:43,294 Steak would be good. 2539 01:44:43,336 --> 01:44:46,130 Oh, I made contact with his chin. 2540 01:44:49,967 --> 01:44:51,677 Stop. 2541 01:44:54,138 --> 01:44:55,514 Ooh-wee! 2542 01:44:55,556 --> 01:44:57,850 You show 'em who's boss with that Texas truck, Noodle. 2543 01:44:57,892 --> 01:45:00,186 That's right, do it. 2544 01:45:00,228 --> 01:45:02,272 City boy don't know what's up. 2545 01:45:02,313 --> 01:45:04,232 Don't know which way. 2546 01:45:04,274 --> 01:45:06,317 Why don't you slap his dick with your... 2547 01:45:06,359 --> 01:45:07,777 There you go, nice. 2548 01:45:10,821 --> 01:45:12,156 A little harder, a little harder, 2549 01:45:12,198 --> 01:45:14,451 there you go. Hold on, hold on. 2550 01:45:17,370 --> 01:45:19,038 That was... all right. 2551 01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:20,164 Do you ever shut up? 2552 01:45:20,206 --> 01:45:23,084 Yeah, I can if you just give me the word 2553 01:45:23,126 --> 01:45:24,377 and I'll stop talking. 2554 01:45:24,419 --> 01:45:26,129 - Take my shoes off. - Take your shoes off? 2555 01:45:26,170 --> 01:45:27,338 - Yes. - Okay. 2556 01:45:27,380 --> 01:45:29,299 That's pretty easy for you to do yourself 2557 01:45:29,340 --> 01:45:31,675 but I can... okay. 2558 01:45:31,717 --> 01:45:33,636 Almost finished. 2559 01:45:33,677 --> 01:45:34,929 Shake it off. 2560 01:45:34,971 --> 01:45:38,475 Tap it out. 2561 01:45:38,516 --> 01:45:40,518 Yup. 2562 01:45:40,559 --> 01:45:41,519 Hi, man, nice to meet you. 2563 01:45:44,355 --> 01:45:47,150 Good luck out... are you okay? 2564 01:45:47,191 --> 01:45:49,193 - Yeah. - Okay. 2565 01:45:49,235 --> 01:45:50,361 Buddy? 2566 01:45:50,403 --> 01:45:52,196 Oh, God. 2567 01:45:52,238 --> 01:45:56,367 - Yeah, I'm gonna need that. - Probably. 2568 01:45:56,409 --> 01:45:59,203 All right, head in, then... 2569 01:46:00,413 --> 01:46:02,332 Okay. 2570 01:46:02,373 --> 01:46:04,250 - I'm good! - Oh, you're real good. 2571 01:46:04,292 --> 01:46:06,752 Are you a scientist? 2572 01:46:06,794 --> 01:46:08,171 Kind of, I guess. 2573 01:46:08,212 --> 01:46:11,590 I love stars. 2574 01:46:11,632 --> 01:46:12,842 All right, Bo's about to start, buddy. 2575 01:46:12,883 --> 01:46:15,512 Bo's about to start. Are you with me? 2576 01:46:18,055 --> 01:46:19,723 - Do you need some help? - No, no, I'm good. 2577 01:46:19,765 --> 01:46:21,351 Push it, push it. 2578 01:46:21,392 --> 01:46:23,686 I'm good, I'm good. 2579 01:46:36,782 --> 01:46:38,742 He inherits nothing! 2580 01:46:40,786 --> 01:46:42,497 Oh, you get in here too. 2581 01:46:42,539 --> 01:46:44,748 Okay. 2582 01:46:44,790 --> 01:46:46,834 - You've been Boodled. - You're strong. 2583 01:46:46,876 --> 01:46:48,211 I've got a boner again. 2584 01:46:50,921 --> 01:46:51,881 Cut. 2585 01:46:58,679 --> 01:46:59,687 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 178406

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