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* Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba *

* Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

* We'll be there

* A wink and a smile and a great old time *

* Yeah, we'll be there

* Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found *

* We'll be there when you turn that corner *

* We'll jump out the bush

* With a big bear hug and a smile *

* We'll be there

**

Chloe: Whoa! Crazy!

This is, like, the 10th bacteria I've discovered today.

Aren't you the grossest little fellas ever.

Hey, guys! Check this out!

[ Laughter ] Guys?

Guys...

Guys!

Together: Chloe!

Chloe's in the hizzy!

Join us!

Uh, I'm good.

You guys shouldn't even be in the water.

Ugh, this whole lake is crazy dirty.

What? The water's fine.

If they didn't want anyone to swim,

they would've put up a sign.

You mean, like this one?

Nah, that's just the name of the lake --

Lake Prohibido Nadar.

Also, we saw that you were busy,

so we wanted to get out of your wa-- Aaaah!

Don't worry, Chloe. Everything's fine.

We're bears. Bears never get sick.

Ice Bear is immune to all disease.

Well, I'm done with my research.

I'm ready to go back whenever you guys are.

Okay, guys. Let's go.

Last one's a dingle! [ Laughs ]

Oh, guys, you don't have to rush!

Never mind.

Here we come!

[ Laughs ]

[ Slow motion ] Aaaah!

It's a tie!

Oh! That was awesome.

[ Sniffs ] Ugh! You guys really smell.

Smell like the flowers that we are?

Why, thank you.

I know you want to smell like a flower, too.

Flower hug!

Ah! Stay back!

[ Sneezes ]

[ Sneezes ]

Um...you guys don't look so good.

Nah, a bear's immune system

is one of the strongest in the world.

30 minutes from now, we'll all be good.

[ Clock ticking ]

[ Groaning ]

Whoa. I knew that lake was full of nasty germs.

You guys look sick.

Nah, I'm good. I just like the floor.

Wait. Germs? Are we gonna be okay?

I think we need to call a doctor.

Nah, that won't be necessary.

Trust me. I've done research

on thousands of various germs and bacteria.

I can totally take care of you guys myself.

Open your mouth.

Wider. Ah.

Tell me if this hurts.

Yes. How about this?

Yes.

Yes.

I'm not even touching you!

How many fingers am I holding up?

Grizzly: Little baby unicorns.

All right, it's official.

You guys are sick.

We aren't sick.

Bears never get sick. Right, guys?

[ Groaning ]

All right. I've heard enough.

You're going to bed now.

Boo.

[ Grunts ]

Okay. Time to sleep.

Ohhh, but I don't want to.

[ Sneezes ]

Am I gonna be okay?

What if I have some weird disease that eats your face?

It's just a cold. Go to sleep.

Can I surf the Internet?

It helps me sleep better.

Of course.

[ Tapping ]

Here we go. Into the fridge.

You're getting pretty warm.

Let's see what we got here.

Better? Mmm...

Hang tight. I'm going to cook all you guys some soup.

Chopping carrots. Chop, chop.

Wait. Do they even like carrots?

Hey, Grizz, do you want -- Grizz?

Dang it. Where'd you go?

[ Grunting ]

Grizz, what are you doing?!

I feel great! Not sick anymore.

Come on. If you don't rest, you'll get worse.

Bears never get sick.

I'll just finish my workout in here.

[ Grunts ]

[ Sighs ]

Panda: Chloe!

Coming!

Is something wrong?

Yes! I checked Totally Medicine,

and it says I could have numerous diseases.

It could be PPS, severe hypochondria,

or worse...

bear flu.

Panda, you shouldn't believe those websites.

But Totally Medicine is a legit source

of medical information.

I think you've had enough Internet for today.

Okay! Just let me finish writing this post!

Panda! Just let me post it!

Oof! [ Swish! ]

Done! Wait! No!

I need it!

You can have it back once you're better.

[ Groans ]

[ Sighs ] Finally.

[ Thud! ]

Wah!

Oh, man! You're burning up!

Hold on.

[ Pounding ] Huh?

Grizz, what are you doing?

I'm not sick anymore, Chloe.

See? Watch me help. More bananas.

Aah! Grizz, stop!

Ugh! You're messing up the soup!

No more stew for bears.

Phew. Luckily, there's still some left.

Ooh! Yum. Mm!

Don't you look delicious?

Grizz, no!

Bottoms up!

Mm! Tastes like a dirty sleeping bag.

Hey, Chloe.

Panda: Chloe!

Panda? What's going on?

To Grizz -- I bequeath all my video games.

Treat them well.

Panda, I really don't have time for this.

[ Clattering ]

Okay, no!

Grizz, come on.

[ Grunting ] Just stay in your room!

Grizz is not home right now.

Please leave a message.

[ Thud! ]

Ice Bear is cold.

In bad way.

Aah! Now you're too cold?! What's happening?!

[ Moaning ]

Chloe! The bear flu has spread to my ears!

I can hear nothing but my life flashing before my eyes! Please, help Ice Bear.

I'm Chloe! Ooooh!

I made stew!

[ Indistinct talking ]

That's enough!

[ Sighs ] That's it!

You guys are gonna eat your soup,

and then you guys are gonna go straight to bed!

Sit!

Drink!

[ Slurping ]

Watch some TV!

* Funky little monkey

* Bam-baaah!

* Funky little monkey

Finally. Whew!

That was intense.

[ Groaning ]

[ Grumbles ]

What is it now, you guy--

I feel so much worse!

[ Groaning ]

Oh! Ugh! Okay. I'm calling the doctor!

[ Telephone rings ]

Hello? Dr. Sun's Office.

Hello? So, my friends are sick because they swam

and drank dirty water, and I thought I could

take care of them, but I realized that it's

so tough to deal with three bears who all have the bear flu!

Whoa, whoa, hold on.

Did you say bear flu?

I can tell you right now that there's no such thing.

Your friends sound like they're just dealing with a regular flu.

Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

No more...please... * Funky little monkey!

[ Cellphone vibrating, chiming ]

[ Panting ] Sir! We have a problem!

What is it? An epidemic, sir.

Bear flu? What are the symptoms?

We don't know, but it's bad.

First bird flu, then swine flu, and now bear flu?

We've got to contain this. Where's patient zero?

Found it, sir!

I've traced the source back to three bears

living in a major city in California.

Based on one of the bears' social media pages,

they are quite active around people.

The ramifications are dire.

This is just today.

Tomorrow the entire country becomes infected.

And the day after, the world!

This is bad.

Real bad.

Make the necessary calls.

We have to contain this.

Yes, sir. Go! Go! Go! Now!

Aaaah!

Thank you so much.

I'll bring them to the office right now.

See you soon. [ Cellphone beeps ]

[ Sirens wailing ]

[ Tires screech ]

Man: Go! Go! Go! Go! Let's go!

Hey! What's going on?!

Wait! Stop! What's happening?!!

Step away, citizen.

This area has been quarantined due to the bear flu.

Bear flu? You're confused. There's no such thing.

Are you a doctor?

What? No. Exactly.

You don't know what you're talking about.

Can someone escort this elderly Korean lady off the premises?

Dude, I'm 10!

[ Hiss! ]

Major, we're containing the cave.

Nothing's getting in or out!

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[ Tires screeching ]

Perfect.

All clear. Be careful in there.

Hey! Who are you?

[ Lowered voice ] Um... I'm a Hazmat guy.

Oh. Go right in.

Be sure to use the decontamination chamber.

What's their condition?

Decreased brain activity, sir.

Patient 2 has lost his ability to distinguish reality.

Life...candles...followers...

And I'm afraid he's reached Stage 4.

Ice Bear is ready for afterlife and then after party.

[ Gasps ] Yeah, I heard they were gonna

ship them off to an island once we're all done here.

I heard they're gonna put them in a chamber

10,000 feet in the ground.

Ah, you're both wrong.

They're obviously gonna have to be put into a rocket

and shoot them into the sun.

Hey, you! Have you heard anything yet?

[ Lowered voice ] They're...uh...

cutting our pension!

What?! Huh?!

-No! This isn't fair! -This is an outrage!

What are we suppose to do?! I mean...

All righty, little guy.

You're gonna help me out.

[ Heart monitor beeps steadily ]

[ Flatlines ]

Oh, my gosh. Oh! My bad.

There we go. [ Heart monitor beeps steadily ]

Is that a Cordulegaster dorsalis?

I've got an inchworm?

Both: Breach!

Come on, guys. We got to go to the doctor's.

Panda!

[ "Always Here" by Enya plays ] Is this heaven?

[ Sneezes ]

I'm alive!

We got to get going!

Get in the stack!

Ice Bear will try.

[ Groans ] I got this.

[ Sneezes ]

How am I supposed to get three bears...

A-ha!

Uh, we're working on it, sir.

We have the situation contained. Everything is under control.

[ Whistling ]

[ Lowered voice ] Uh, just taking

some samples back. [ Chuckles ]

[ Panda inhaling sharply ]

Panda! Stop breathing!

[ Radio crackles ] Premises have been resealed!

Cave is clear! -[ Sighs ]

We should be able to put this to bed pretty soon.

The bears are out of containment! They're gone!

Wha...?

No! I want my blankie! Give it back!

They're escaping!

[ Screaming ]

[ Wheels skid ]

[ Radio crackles ] Requesting back up!

They're heading towards the city.

See you next week.

All right, who's next?

[ Gasps ]

Doctor! Doctor! Doctor, please hurry!

The -- The b-b-bad -- bad guys are after us!

Bad guys? Just bring them in.

[ Beep ]

Well, from the looks of this, the fever's going down.

I think you guys are gonna be okay.

Thanks again for seeing us so quickly.

Well, better before blowing this whole thing out of propor--

[ Siren wails ]

-Move! Move! Move! -Go! Go! Go!

Nobody move!

Step away from the bears!

They are deathly ill and contagious.

No more bear flu here.

I was -- I was only exaggerating on the Internet!

[ Sniffles ] Ice Bear innocent.

Hang on. Bear flu?

Uh, this is out of control. These bears are fine.

But...what about the bear flu?

There's no such thing. It's fictitious.

She is a doctor, sir.

[ Radio crackles ] Man: Code red!

Possible outbreak of crop-top syndrome in the Midwest!

All right! We're done here! Let's hustle, people!

Thank you for your cooperation, citizens.

Hup!

[ Thud! ]

[ Tires screech ]

I'm sorry, you guys, for today's mess.

I probably should've just brought you to the doctor's.

It's okay, Chloe. [ Sniffles ]

We're gonna be okay now, anyways.

Thanks for trying to look out for us.

Ice Bear gained life experience and lost a little weight.

I'd say, just grab some juice for them on the way back.

[ Sneezes ]

On second thought, maybe you should call your parents.

**

[ Buzzing, ringing ]

Oh, whoops!

[ Panting ] Oh!

Sorry! Sorry!

[ Panting ]

Aah! Oof.

Oop.

[ Gasps ]

Whoa! Hurry up!

Hold up! Let me check you out.

Yep.

Okay. [ Breathes deeply ]

All right, gentlemen, let's go have the best meal of our lives.

Surprise! Wha?!

Coming in!

Charlie, what are you doing here?

Oh, nothing. Brought some food.

Want to have a pinecone picnic? Charlie, we can't.

Like, nine months ago, we made a reservation

at this exclusive restaurant.

It's called Chicken and Waffles. And guess what they serve.

Ice Bear likes soul food.

Chicken and Waffles? What a weird combination.

You don't understand! It's this really hip, trendy place.

If we're not there on time, we're gonna lose our spot.

Well, shoot, what's so great about --

[ Groaning ]

...chicken and waffles? Dude, next to PB&J,

it's one of the greatest combinations ever made.

Well, uh, I set up a picnic blanket for you guys.

Well, sure! Looks great!

Thanks for the invitation, but we gotta go!

Okay, bye!

All right, but you're missing out on fun!

[ Train bell chimes ] Sorry!

Excuse Ice Bear.

Okay, let's go! Let's go!

Huh?

My phone! Oh, I need it to take pictures!

I need to go back to the cave!

Panda, no. We all have to be there to get our table.

I'm just gonna grab my phone, and I'll meet you there!

Panda, I'm scared!

Come on, buddy! Eat up!

[ Panting ]

[ Stammering ]

Hey, hey! You're back!

[ Buzzing ] There it is!

[ Cellphone beeps ] Got it!

Whoa! Aah! Panda!

[ Groans ]

O-O-Oh, no! I can't see!

My contacts fell out!

I-I gotta find them!

Can I help?

No, no, no! Oof!

[ Groans ] I got this. [ Crunch ]

Huh?! What did I break?

Oh, looks like you stepped on your contacts.

But you found them. Congrats.

Aagh! I can't see squat! Right here.

You gotta help me, Charlie.

You gotta help me get to the city!

The city?

Panda, you know how I feel around people.

I-I've never even been to the city.

Please! I'm begging you!

Just use my GPS. It's super-easy.

This is so important for me! Please, Charlie!

Ohh. Whoa.

Okay. Okay, I'll do it.

Anything for you, Pan-Man.

I'll give it my best shot.

Hooray! [ Giggles ]

Just let me get some good camouflage.

Uh, is this supposed to...

What am I doing? Open, please!

Charlie, let's hurry!

Okie.

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Bell chimes ]

Okay, let's go. We're good. Come on.

Come on, Charlie!

**

Whoa!

[ Panting ]

We made it. Hello, sir.

You must be the 8 P.M. reservation.

Is your party all here?

Aah! I mean....oh, yes.

May I use your phone?

[ Buzzing ]

Oh! Someone must be calling!

Answer it! Tap the screen!

[ Beep ]

Hello, Pan Pan? Hello?

Grizz? Hey, man, it's Grizz.

You need to get here now, man!

Where are you? I'm freaking out a little here.

Oh! What was that?

You're super-close, you say? Okay!

[ Receiver slams ]

Grizz? Gri-- He--

Charlie, quick! Where did he go?!

Uh, let me see.

Unh. No, that's not it.

Nope.

[ Beep ]

Hmm. What does "software update" mean?

What?! Software update?!

Charlie, what did you do?!

We can't use the phone now! It's frozen!

Hey, I'm just trying my best, man. [ Groans ]

We gotta get off the next stop and ask for directions.

Okay, no problemo.

[ Sneezes ] [ Screams ]

**

Uh...whoa!

Better watch your step there.

Whoa! Oh, my gosh! Panda!

Charlie! Why didn't you warn me?!

I still can't see anything, you know?

You'll have to lead the way.

[ Chuckles nervously ] Well, okay.

Where are we now, Charlie?

Hmm. Let's see.

There's some poufy things hanging above us.

And some sort of red cart selling food.

Oh, I know! We must be in Chinatown.

We gotta ask people directions to get from here.

Uh, Panda, you know talking to people ain't my forte.

Oh, Charlie, it's nothing!

Quick! We don't have much time!

Hey, excuse me?

W-Whoa! Char--

[ Arguing in Chinese ]

Charlie, quit shoving!

[ Bell jingles]

Ugh! Charlie, enough!

Geez. I got it from here.

[ Cats purring ]

[ Speaking Chinese ] How are you today?

Oof! Hi!

We just need some directions to --

[ High-pitched sneeze ]

Oh. Sorry. [ Meows ]

[ High-pitched sneeze ]

Is there a cat in here?

Of course. This is Mr. Stripes.

We're a cat café.

Cat café?!

Oh! I'm allergic to cats!

Oh, my gosh!

Back off, Mr. Stripes!

Don't worry. I got this.

Thanks, Charlie.

I'll take care of directions.

[ Cats meowing ]

All right, let's try again. Come on! Where's that Panda?

Good news -- You guys are up next,

as soon as that couple over there is done.

[ Gasps ] We have to stall them.

Man, that fried chicken was heavy.

I'm nearly stuffed.

We could just pack it to go.

Hey, guys, what's the rush?

Check out this dessert,

or maybe start over with the appetizers!

Are you guys, like, waiters or something?

Ice Bear waits for nothing.

Make a left, and you'll be there.

All right, cool. I think I got it.

So, first, I go down two blocks,

then I go up five more, then right --

Wait -- I lost my train of thought.

Did you catch any of that?

[ Cats meowing ] [ Screams ]

[ Muffled ] Can somebody help me?!

I'll save you, Panda!

[ Cats yowling ] Get away from him!

Ew!

Speak to me, Panda!

Help...me.

Gah! What do I do?!

There's help across the street.

[ Panting ]

Acu-pun-cture... and somethin' somethin'.

[ Panting ]

[ Man speaking Chinese ]

You've come to the right place. [ Groaning ]

Ho ho! I didn't know needles were medicine.

No. [ Speaking Chinese ] But will help your friend.

And you -- you help, too.

Hold the patient still, please.

Sure thing. [ Screams ]

Ha! You'll be better in no time, buddy!

[ Gasps ]

[ Screams ]

[ Birds squawk ]

Thank you, Needle Doctor!

He looks a lot better. Definitely less puffy.

He screams more than most of my customers.

Hey, what's the matter, Pan Pan?

Don't ya feel better? Better?!

I'm lost and miserable, and things just keep getting worse.

And now I'm never gonna get to eat chicken and waffles!

Oh! Did you say Chicken and Waffles?

Why, that store is just a couple of blocks down this street.

Huh?! Wait! That means --

Oh, my gosh! We can make it!

Charlie, we're gonna make it!

Here! Hop on my back! We can be there in no time!

Thank you, Needle Doctor!

Uh, check, please. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

The couple isn't done yet! No, we're done here.

Come on, guys. You gotta help us out here.

What are you talking about? [ Clears throat ]

Gentlemen, I'm going to have to ask you to wait back in line.

Oh, okay. Off we go. Sorry.

Actually, can we order some dessert, please?

Grizzly: Whoo!

Charlie: Wow! These buildings are amazing!

Taller than any tree I've ever seen.

You know what, Charlie?

We actually make a pretty good team.

Really? You think? Yeah!

[ Cellphone buzzes ] Ohp! Hang on.

It's -- It's my phone! Check and see what it says!

Update complete!

Oh, my gosh! Yes!

We have technology again!

[ Clatter ]

What are we waiting for?! Let's go!

Oh, uh, uh...

Yeah, we're just gonna take a shortcut.

[ Whispering ]

Thanks for waiting, gentlemen. Your reservation is ready.

Just follow me, please.

All right. Coming.

Here...we...co...

Uh, uh...

Man! What's that smell?

Whoa!

Agh!

Wow! Thanks for rushing!

At this rate, we'll be at the restaurant in no time.

Uh, wait here a sec.

What are you doing, Charlie?

Oh, uh, I just gotta tie my shoe.

Oh, okay.

Whoa!

What's going on?

Oh, gross! What is this stuff?!

Oh, my gosh! Free glasses!

Wha? Huh?! What the?!

Ha! Gotcha!

Charlie, what are we doing here?!

Oh, uh... [ Chuckles ]

Um...y-you see, the phone fell.

Dude, I just asked you for one thing!

I'm sorry, man. I -- I -- And now I'm never gonna get to the restaurant,

because of you!

Hey! I've been helping!

I got you this far, didn't I?!

None of this was easy, like you said it would be!

This is way more your fault, man!

You're the one dragging me!

You're the one leading!

I didn't lead us down here!

Yuh-huh!

[ Both grunting ]

[ Both panting ]

Well, you're just a big --

No! Not this time, Panda!

You're the dingle!

[ Gasps ]

Fine! I don't need you!

I'm gonna find my ow way out, by my --

Whoa! [ Screams ]

Screaming ain't gonna do you no --

[ Gasps ] Pan Pan!

[ Screaming, gurgling ]

Panda, hold on!

Help!

[ Grunting ]

Aaah!

Got ya!

Huh?! Panda!

I've got you! Let's get out of here!

Right on your tail!

Whoa! We made it! What?!

The sewer river led us to your waffle restaurant!

We actually made it! Yeah!

[ Laughs ] Whoo-hoo!

Hey, wait. Let me just...

There. [ Chuckles ]

Thanks.

Welp, uh...

Uh...

Panda! You're here! Come on!

Oh, hey, Charlie! Nice hat!

Bye!

[ Sighs ] Finally.

Didn't think you'd make it, Pan.

[ Sighs ]

Phew. So, what happened, dude?

Ice bear wants to be caught up.

And why was Charlie here?

Charlie's the whole reason I made it.

I couldn't have gotten here without him.

What? Really?

Man, I know he hates being around people. Huh.

[ Sighs ] Yeah.

You okay?

Charlie!

Charlie, I...

It means a lot, you coming to the city.

And, well...

I think it would be nice to have dinner with you instead.

But what about your brothers?

I'm cool with a picnic.

Ice Bear is in.

And here ya go!

Pinecones and leaves -- nature's chicken and waffles.

Let's eat! You guys are gonna love this!

I also found some dried bark and some moss,

which is kind of good for you 'cause it's green.

Done!

Done! Done!