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[THEME MUSIC] Ta ta ta ta ba da dap dap da da da.

Let's go.

We'll be there, a wink and a smile and a great old time.

We will be there.

Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found.

We'll be there when you turn that corner.

We'll jump out the bush with a big bear hug and a smile.

We'll be there.

So you're here for a checkup?

Tell me, do you have any allergies?

Um well, I--

Uh-uh-uh, none.

We're great.

OK.

How often do you exercise?

[WHISPERING]

Nine-- teen.

Fellas, this isn't a test.

Ice Bear would win.

Let's just start the physical exam.

OK, please step on to the scale.

One at a time, please.

Is it a drawing of a horse?

Eh.

Eh.

Eh-ew.

[SWALLOWS]

[JACKHAMMERING SOUND]

Did we pass?

Do you get a reward?

Guys, you have a serious problem.

Everything is way off.

Can you tell me what kind of foods you eat?

Well, we like pizza, pretzels.

Oh, I've been trying a lot of new uses for ranch.

We also like those little wasabi snacks.

But sometimes, they're too spicy.

But I still gotta eat them.

Ice Bear eats jars of peanut butter.

OK.

Look behind you.

That's a nutritional poster.

These are all the things a human needs to eat.

Oh, that's great. We eat these all the time.

That's the problem.

You're bears.

Here, I'm putting you guys on a cleanse for 21 days,

strictly eating what you were supposed to eat as bears.

Inside each folder contains your natural diet.

Birds and fish-- neat.

Bamboo? That's it?

I don't know if I can do this.

I can't eat only one thing.

I need variety.

It's OK, Panda.

It's only 21 days.

We can get through this together.

Great. Good luck.

Let's check back in in a week to see how you're all doing.

Cool.

Do we get to keep the gowns?

No.

Hey, Joe.

What are you up to this weekend?

Not much, man--

just chilling.

What are you doing this weekend, Grizz?

Oh, me?

I just have a party in my belly.

And you guys are invited.

Even my friends the berries are joining in on the fun.

All right. Yeah.

[GRUNTING]

Can I help you?

Yeah, we don't sell seal meat in this establishment.

Anything else I can help you with?

We also have lobster, crab, octopus,

tuna, halibut, catfish.

Your meal, sir.

I'm having second thoughts about this.

Hey, you just got to fully commit to this cleansing

lifestyle, little bro.

[CHEWING] - Argh.

Argh. Argh.

Argh.

[GULP] Oh, man.

I feel great.

My fur looks so shiny. I can see better.

Everything feels so clear.

Do my muscles look bigger?

I feel like they're bigger.

You're even looking healthier.

The world must see the new Pan Pan.

Wait, what? [CLICK]

First day of my 20-day cleanse--

going to be cuter than ever, hashtag.

You're welcome.

Why?

Because I love you, bro.

And I love you, bowl of fish.

[SLURPING]

[SPLASHING]

Cleaning the dishes--

I feel so good with a natural diet.

Blech-- all done.

Huh?

22 likes?

I've never had 22 like before.

And so it begins.

I told you this cleanse was a great idea.

I guess you're right.

Sorry, fireballs, but I'm just too fast for you.

Whoa-- my new photo just got 32 likes.

I've never got so much attention in all my life.

I'm proud you, little bro.

Uh, hey, can you pass me the snacks?

Gotta keep myself energized for the final level.

Oh, I meant the potato chips, Pan Pan.

I already had fish and berries for breakfast, you know?

But Grizz, remember what the doctor said?

We can't eat human food for 21 days.

Not even those tiny snacks between meals?

Yeah-- like she said, 21 days.

[SLURPING]

Oh, that's cool.

I can go 21 days without snacks.

How hard can it be? Huh.

Yeah.

Oh, man-- 40 of the new likes are from girls.

This is crazy.

All right.

I'm going to go take a nap.

Keep up the good work, little bro.

Yeah.

Grizz, that's the kitchen.

Your room is that way.

Yes, my room, right-- my room with no food in it.

[CHOPPING]

Yo, Grizz, are you ready to party?

Uh, man, this is tough.

I've got to stop thinking about other foods.

I'll just watch cat videos or something.

Oh, stupid ads-- this is not what I need right now.

Why not, Grizz?

Don't you love me anymore?

Yeah, Grizz, why you gotta hate, bro?

Don't leave me, Grizz.

What the?

All we want to do is make you happy.

Because we're delicious.

You're like a family to me.

You guys, I miss you, too.

This isn't forever.

We will be together in 21 days.

You promise?

I promise.

[CRASH]

What are you doing, Grizz?

No, this is not what it looks like.

I've been doing great with the cleanse.

I've done a whole day without eating snacks.

That's not what it looks like to me.

[ROAR]

Ah!

Save us!

No!

Hey, I've got some good news.

Boom-- 100 likes, baby. - Wah?

Can you believe it?

I got 100 likes.

And it keeps going.

People are super-supportive, see?

Ah, just give me some space, dude.

I cannot deal with this right now.

I'm sorry about that.

I'm actually really happy for you.

I'm just not as strong as I thought I was.

You got to fully commit to this cleansing lifestyle,

big bro, just like me.

You're even looking healthier.

The world must see the new Grizz.

[CLICK] Perfect.

I've got to go and charge my phone again.

But keep up the good work, bro.

I am so happy for you.

[SEAL BARK]

[CLICKING]

Hi.

Ah.

[SEAL BARK]

You're strong.

You're cool.

You're Grizz.

And there's more to life than snacks.

There's flowers.

There's astronauts.

There's bees.

Are we tiny honey bees floating in infinite space?

Maybe I should build a time machine.

I could travel to the future when this cleanses over--

just me, a bunch of pizzas, and my flying car.

Wait, who's that driving behind me?

You can't have my pizza.

It's mine.

It's mine!

[SNIFFING] Is that chocolate cake?

Where is it coming from?

[SNIFFING]

Oh, delicious chocolate cake, how I love thee.

Mmm. - Panda?

Huh? What?

Grizz!

[SEAL BARK]

Huh. No!

I don't understand.

How, how, how dare you.

Um, um-- not what it looks like.

This is just a momentary lapse.

I'm only thinking it. I didn't--

How about this?

Is this all a lie?

Grizz, you don't understand.

The pressure of my followers--

I'm a symbol, don't you see?

[CLICKING]

What are you doing?

I am the bringer of justice, little bro.

What are you going to do?

I'm going to post it.

My followers!

Ah!

No.

People will see the light of truth.

[SEAL BARK]

Need something.

Ah!

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Cheater.

My fame shall live on.

Drop it!

The world must know your misdeeds.

No, Grizz. You don't understand.

Ah, ah, OK. Whoa.

Um, you OK, bud?

PAN PAN: I accidentally posted it.

I guess it's over.

So you fractured your sternum, your scapula,

and your left tibia, but nothing life-threatening.

You should be fully-healed in a couple of months.

And look, it's OK if you can't do the full cleanse.

Using human food in moderation is a good enough goal for now.

Do you understand?

Yes.

Whew.

Lollipop?

No, thank you.

By the way, how's your other brother's diet going?

Uh, not sure.

[SPLASH]

[SEAL BARKING]

[GIGGLE] - Oh, that never gets old.

Play it again.

GRIZZ: That's enough hedgehog beats for today.

Mmm-- check out this video, 500 million views.

Click it. Click it.

GRIZZ: OK, OK.

Settle down.

Um Whose baby is this? Hello?

Ah!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Bang.

Bang.

[LAUGHS] That was an A-plus bang scare.

Uh, why do people like this guy?

He's the worst.

Is he gone?

OK, let's watch something else.

Huh-- new Nom Nom video.

That guy is kind of the worst, too, after all he's done to us.

Ice Bear grudge still strong.

Yeah, but he's still adorable and awesome.

Whee.

Whew.

Ice bear still doesn't like.

You know, both these guys have tons of hits

and millions of followers.

I wonder if they know each other?

I want the organic eucalyptus leaves this time-- none

of that synthetic junk anymore.

Also, make sure it's on the branch.

I refuse to eat plated leaves.

And make sure my stylist is available next week.

I swear, I am going to lose my-- oof.

Off. Hey, what's the--

Well, look who it is, little old Num Num.

Yeah, you tell him, AB.

You should look where you're going, Nums.

You could hurt yourself.

You watch where you're going, Andy.

Shouldn't you be hiding in a stroller somewhere?

You know, I would use yours but it looks like baby

decided to walk today.

Oh, snap.

Say, what you got here anyway?

Is this your weak sauce entourage?

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Don't you know your entourage is supposed to be cool, Nums?

I bet they can't even give you high fives.

You're wrong, Andy.

Back me up.

Uh, we could sue.

[LAUGHTER]

You-- you better--

Oh, is Numbles going to cry?

Oh, oh, here it comes.

Maybe we should call a waaam-bulance.

Oh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.

- I, you need a-- - No, no, no.

Maybe we should call the fire department

to treat all these sick burns. - Oh.

Hoo hoo.

No, you didn't.

Ah, well, it's been fun catching up, Nums.

But my real entourage and I have to get going.

Smell you later, Bum Bum. [LAUGHTER]

Those are my sunglasses.

Oh.

What was that?

You couldn't even think of one cool thing to say?

What do I pay you for?

I'm your accountant.

Business manager.

Eucalyptus broker.

Oh, useless-- I can't afford another blow

like that to my street cred.

If I'm going to compete with Andy,

I'm going to need an actual entourage,

but where to find the right people?

Hmm.

PAN PAN: Uh, I can't stop thinking

about that Andy bangs video.

I feel like he could pop out and scare us, too.

He could be lurking anywhere.

We're liable to be scared any minute out here in the open.

Pan Pan, look, there's no Andy Bangs here.

OK? I promise.

Now, why don't we go on and get some ice cream,

take your mind off all this silly business and then--

[TIRES SQUEALING] What's going on?

Who are you? Who are we?

Good evening, gentlemen.

Oh, no.

So glad you could make it.

I do apologize for the dramatics,

but security and all that-- you understand.

What do you want, Nom Nom.

I'll be honest.

I know I may have been a jerk to you guys in the past.

You mean like the whole kidnapping thing just now?

Yes, exactly--

I'll get to the point.

I am in need of a new entourage.

My previous crew was useless.

I need a posse to provide hype and high fives

and generally elevate my coolness.

And that's where you come in.

If you accept, your job will be to attend

many cool parties with me.

Most importantly, you will help me

one-up my nemesis, the rotten, ugly, no good Andy Bangs.

Uh, Andy Bangs--

don't get us started on that guy.

- Yeah, he's the worst. - You're right.

Yes, I'm glad you agree.

I know we've had our differences.

And I'm sorry for being a jerk.

But join me, and together we can teach that jump

scare buffoon a lesson.

What do you say?

Will you be my entourage?

Gosh, he's cute.

Hold on, Nom Nom.

We need to talk this over privately for a minute.

[WHISPERING]

OK, we'll give it a shot.

Just one question-- what's an entourage?

Just follow my lead.

[GRUNTING]

What are you guys doing?

You're supposed to be cool.

Yeah, we're trying.

We're just not really sure what you want us to do.

You're my entourage.

Your whole job is to make me look good.

When I walk in a room, everyone should know who I am.

- This is Nom Nom. - Uh, huh, hello?

Oh, just follow me and try to do it with some swagger.

Here you go.

Enjoy.

Hi.

What can I get for you?

I want a double shot mocha with whip, no sweetener.

Got it.

I'd like a double mocha shoot me with sweet whip.

Hot or cold?

And what size-- small medium, or medium tall?

- I guess he's a cold small? - Coming right up.

Could we get smoothies instead?

Sushi for Ice Bear.

Ah, you numskulls!

How can you make me look good when you

can't even get an order right?

We're so sorry, Nom Nom.

We really are trying.

Ice Bear ready for cool parties.

Just do your job, bears. Come on!

- Order up. - Mm.

You see, this coffee is a mistake--

almost as bad a mistake as hiring you.

Hey. - Ah!

[LAUGHS] Oh, man, I got you.

[LAUGHTER] Top-notch trash scare, boys.

[LAUGHS]

My, my-- is this your new entourage, Nums?

I'm impressed.

They're even lamer than the last one.

You know what?

This calls for a group photo, don't you think?

This is unacceptable.

You guys should have backed me up.

I should fire you right now.

Well, maybe you need to think of us not so much as employees,

maybe more like friends. - Yeah.

We're not trying to do a job.

We're trying to be your friends, bro.

Why would I want friends?

Ah, man, you're missing out.

Look, I know a lot of people think

I'm confident because of my good looks and solid hygiene.

But it really comes from having good friends like my bros.

Ah.

I've never really had friends before.

It's been tough.

I don't think I've ever had a friend I didn't pay for.

I'm not sure.

I don't think I know how to make friends.

Dude, no worries--

we'll teach you, man.

Really?

Well, what do we do first?

[MUSIC PLAYING] A tick-tock, open your heart today.

Run right over, not a single delay.

Play this beat.

It reminds me of you, same dang movie.

That's just how we do.

I shot an arrow up to the sky.

My heart was open and you let me by.

I maybe shout it to the radio.

My jam's dedicated to this friend I know.

Why now do you run?

I'm heading in your direction.

While we're by your side to get a better connection.

Why don't we give it a chance?

I'm just trying to cure this lonely reflection.

We're going to dance outside your window.

We're going to dance outside your window.

We're going to dance outside your window.

Together we can fly, by and by.

We're going to dance outside your window.

We're going to dance outside your window.

We're going to dance outside your window.

I think it's worth a try, by and by.

Wait, Mr. Nom Nom, Andy Bangs is in there.

Good.

[MUSIC PLAYING] Be staring like a honey bee.

Honey bee.

Girl, just don't admit this chain all night.

Nom Nom, can I get your auto-- oof.

[MUSIC PLAYING] Do it. Do it.

Hey, where did my jams go?

Well, well-- look who came to the party.

Hello, Andrew.

I'm surprised you showed up with your sad excuse

of an entourage.

Oh.

Snap.

The only sad thing here is the amount

of views on your last video.

Oh.

Yeah, well, all my fans would say different.

Your preschool class doesn't count as fans.

At least he went to preschool.

Education at a young age is fundamental.

Andy, your teeth are so big, you got

to floss with a piece of rope.

Oh!

Your voice is so high, only dogs can hear it.

Oh!

You're so short, they won't even

let you inside the theme park.

Oh!

Your bangs have split ends.

[GASPS]

Grr.

Whoa, a little harsh, huh?

What's the matter, Andy?

Can't your crew back you up?

Oh, I have a crew that can back me up.

Let's take this outside.

Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight,

fight, fight, fight, fight. - Oh, wait.

Where's Nom Nom. Guys, he ditched us.

Oh, I thought we were friends.

What a jerk. - Fight.

Fight. Fight.

Fight. Fight.

Fight.

Hold on, guys.

This is totally unnecessary.

We're all cool here, right?

Look at you with your sunglasses-- so cool.

[GLASS BREAKING]

[GASP]

[PHONE VIBRATING]

Guys, it's a text from Nom Nom.

Duck?

Duck!

Ha! [SCREAM]

Ah-ha-ha-- I got you.

And it's all on camera.

What?

Video uploaded.

The views are off the charts.

Did you hear that, Andy?

Everyone sees you for the scaredy baby you are.

You're done.

[CRYING]

You had this planned?

Were you just using us the whole time?

I thought we were friends. - We were.

And now that Andy is through, I'm no longer

in need of your services.

My associates will handle your payment.

Transfer a $5 credit in their name

to the official Nom Nom merch website.

Can we at least get a ride home?

Home - Oh, Nom Nom unfriended me.

Ah, you've done it again, Nom Nom.

Guess I can get rid of these stupid photos.

Delete. Delete.

Deleterino.

Delete.

Del-- take me home.

I smell like garbage.

- Done! - Done.