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If you give me your chocolate, I lifted up the skirt.

Go idiot.

THE AROMA OF DUBLIN

OLIVER BYRNE EATS HERE

DON OLIVIER BYRNE PURCHASE HERE!

We

in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Welcome back.

I'm in the company of the gourmet professional Oliver Byrne,

whose collection of his Sunday column "a Guide to eating and loving"

goes on sale this week.

And the company is delicious, Oliver.

And you are the ideal ingredient.

Tell Me, Oliver,

do you remember the time

that you fell in love for the first time of the food?

I wish I could say

that was sucking the breasts of my mother,

but I was raised with a bottle.

No, it happened later, at the age of 11.

I was with my father and his friends in Seville, Spain,

for a game of football lrlanda. We were giving wine,

and I was bored

until after the game, we went into a tapas bar.

I had never seen food like that.

Fresh sardines with olive oil,

tortilla, peppers,

grilled shrimp, chorizo, ham,

snails with garlic...

Smelled like glory.

The waitress taught me how to take them out with a toothpick.

Was the experience more sensual of my life.

As a first kiss. Since then...

I have not been able to sacármelo of the head and I want to do it constantly.

Oliver Byrne,

good luck with the book.

Thank You, Maxine.

Of nothing.

Yes! I Relléname! I'm your turkey for Christmas!

I'm dying of hunger.

Ask pizzas.

Not will endure so long. Do you have anything in the fridge?

Panacotas.

- what is amaretto? - candy.

Do you bring one?

Yes.

Do you think?

No.

How strange!

are you Sure? I would swear that it had.

- How do I look for? - No.

There was only one.

Six months together and you can't think to share it.

- there Is a light. - I don't know what that is commitment!

You only take and never give!

- That hurt! - Let's Get Out Of Here!

I can buy more.

- okay, sorry. - oh, Bastard selfish!

That towel is mine!

Maxine. Don't take it as well.

I Never think of the feelings of others!

Oh forgive me!

Never!

oh And just so you know, I think of Kian from the group Westlife while we have sex!

- Now you've hurt you my feelings. - you don't have none!!!

Maxine...

¿can you give Me my clothes?

threw it out the window.

Shit.

Hey! Wait!

Wait just a moment!

Sorry but this clothes is mine.

Why not wearing it?

I had a small disagreement with my girlfriend.

Ex-girlfriend.

I was going to donate it to charity.

Of course...

- Is that I will need. - Of Course.

Quiet, it is not the first penis I see.

Really? Great.

Not trying to scare you.

By the way, I'm Oliver. Oliver Byrne.

The chronicler gastronomic.

Your jacket John Boy the have stitched seven-year-olds, Oliver.

That's... desperate.

Listening, thinking about what you said of those poor children...

I want to donate my jacket to John Boy.

Well.

- where are you going? - Smithfield.

I also.

Are you Greek? Do Italian?

Spanish.

Great. I'm a big fan.

Chorizo, blood sausage, cod...

Do you like Dublin? Do you anyone has said where not to eat?

Do you know? I don't want to be rude,

but I have problems with my boyfriend and I need to clarify my ideas...

- of Course, no problem. - Of the agreement. Goodbye.

- maybe I can help. - I don't think so.

Give me a chance, please. My ex has cast me into the street naked,

so if something I know is of heart problems.

Already, and you enredas with the first one that passes.

I can give you the male point of view.

Does your point of view?

"I'm Fernando de Sancha,

the world's authority on human rights, she flatters me,

so I have the shot without telling them that I have a wife in Barcelona".

What a scoundrel!

- And what you wouldn't do the same thing? - For anything.

To me it goes to the serial monogamy. Your Fernando...

...Sancha.

Whatever, Speedy Gonzalez, has been unfaithful,

which is unfair to you... And even more so for his wife.

Are you sure of this?

What are 800 euros for a good cause?

Are you hungry? There is a restaurant indonesian near here

that serves a few starters amazing.

- I have been with Fernando. -> - how To hit?

- To give a speech. - is Never effective.

There it is.

I've gone blank.

Agree, let's drop it.

Pretend that I am him.

Don't seem nothing.

- what's your name? - Bibiana.

Bibiana, I am very unhappy in my marriage.

My wife has a mustache.

It was called Paco before the operation.

- please, do not deprive me of the anger... - okay, sorry. Agree.

This is my serious face.

Is well.

Fernando... you will be an authority on human rights and torture state,

you'll have a ratio of 200 and a penis of 30 cm...

Go coefficient...

...but fooling your wife and to me makes you a coward.

The typical pig hypocrite

that I don't want to know. I refuse to continue inflating your ego.

You're a fucking moron faker!

It was translated from Spanish...

Is well.

- Yes? - Yes.

You can also tell that you think of Kian from Westlife while you take.

What about Westlife?

A famous irish group.

Once I thought of Darren Aronofsky.

A film director.

Also serves.

Okay, so there I go.

I'll be here.

Hello!

Help!

GOOD FOOD BORN TO EAT WELL

To wash the hands, Oliver!

It is ready the stew!

¡Oliver!

- What are you doing, sky? - Nothing.

Come on, are you cooled down the food.

And what about your t-shirt?

I'm not going to go to the pub.

- why not? - I don't want to watch the game.

Will you see the whole country.

The grandmother does not.

Of course not. I hope it rains. It's game of English!

You laugh, but come to the pub with your father.

I don't like football.

Nor does it lack. It's about being together,

to feel part of something, of the group.

- I'm not in the group. - Are you better than us?

Leave It, Eddie.

Come On, Oli.

As a gesture of charity, just eat it.

This is not food.

It is the food of all of dublin honored.

Looks like vomit with penises boiled.

We spared no insult to me and to your grandmother who taught me to cook.

Why don't you salteas with garlic, as the Spanish tapas?

It is the ass what I am going to skip.

My ass skipped would know better!

High there. Have you been reading those magazines again?

Look on the bottom of his shirt.

So here we are...

At your age you should read porno magazines and cars,

but this... This are experiments!

It is not true!

I have done a faggot that doesn't touch your plate!

It opens the mouth.

Go Oli, you know better than they look.

Mom, I beg you!

Open it or you open it I.

Chews. As a man.

- I Swallowed! - I can't.

Yes you can.

What comes out re-enter.

Are twelve twenty-five.

it Is expected to rain throughout the day,

I'm afraid that it will be an afternoon tristona.

But right now I'm joined by food writer

Oliver Byrne, to whom his Sunday column in the Post,

has become the highest authority

in food, love, and sex.

How can the food be better than sex?

For me good food is better than bad sex.

On the other hand, sex is disgusting

it is far superior to the disgusting food.

I have enjoyed your column

about dating for dinner, and the eternal search for the soul mate.

How do you say? "Looking for a pea in a hailstorm".

- So it is. - do Based on your experience?

Unfortunately yes. I have already more than 300 dating for dinner.

And I'm still counting.

Can't find the right person?

Well, each time you encounter the ideal person turns out to be

the wrong person in disguise.

I looked at our horoscopes. Venus leaves Gemini tomorrow...

I Hope to one day meet the wrong person

that turns out to be the perfect disguise.

That is, the perfect time to move together.

We've been dating six months so...

What are you listening to Me?

I go to the bathroom.

I don't think so!

Is Bibiana, right?

Are you ok?

Jack, a licorice.

Thank you.

Forgive, do we know?

I am Oliver, we met in the street.

You picked it up my clothes. We rehearsed a speech.

I was naked.

Hello.

What weren't you having dinner with someone?

Yes, she is my astrologer. What will you do? Wasn't that your man, Fernando,

the coefficient of 30 and the penis of 200?

How I could be so stupid...

Same thing I wondered myself.

He told Me that his marriage was over.

I thought it would be different with me, but men do not change.

Yes we change, but not for the better.

Today I smelled something. So I asked him and he said yes.

I was sleeping with one of his students first.

You need to feed your Nabokov interior or something stupid.

But that still loves me and wants to be with me.

Do you want to try another speech?

I want to attack with a fork in the eye!

¡Taxi!

Has been to hurt their feelings.

If you want to enter to fornicate on top of your table.

- I am glad to have seen you again... - ...Oliver.

Oliver.

Street Grantham 2.

Are you still hungry? Well.

Don't swap this!

- Oh, Bibiana! - Oliver.

- What are you doing here? - I Live right there.

It is strange!

I have been sent to assess the local.

Are you a sanitary inspector?

No, the food writer that you've never heard of.

What happened to you in the eye?

They gave Me a sandwich.

And you, how do you feel?

Not very well.

It seems that you have been days without eating.

I was going to buy milk, so...

You need comfort food. I'll go with you.

Oliver, I know you kissed her in front of the restaurant,

but the last thing I want is enredarme with someone.

I understand that. Or I had crossed the head.

Well, yes, but what I have repressed.

Agree.

Great.

Do you know that it does not rain?

Perhaps I pushed myself to do it. I asked too much or say too much.

I left it all to follow him to Dublin.

I should not do, but I don't know to love stockings.

Or you love, or not love.

Always commit the same mistake.

I fell in love with brilliant men who happen to be a few bastards.

It is very good.

You have to try this.

It is a sort of replacement parent.

At 11 I lost my father, killed by a sniper in Bosnia.

Go. How is that?

He was a war correspondent, an american.

When he died, returned to Spain.

I became a teenager yearning for the figure of the hero

and I guess I'm still looking for her.

Don't blame yourself. Here the culprit is the Bull Ferdinand.

Yes, I know. I've had to swallow a lot.

And the sex was not for both.

What did not work the Viagra?

On the contrary. Suffering from anorgasmia.

What Anoqué?

It never reaches an orgasm, for a lot of stimulation that you receive.

He was there dale te pego...

I had three orgasms and he was still trying.

It must be horrible.

It was.

And what about girlfriend number eleven?

It was a secret police that did not want to tell me your name.

And the twelve, a florist who slept talking nonsense.

"Follagatos comemierda the fuck"...

Should not laugh.

Exact, my love life is very very sad.

Because you do not take women seriously.

I swear to you that yes.

What attempt each time.

But I never get to spend six months.

We make love, go out to dinner,

know the friends of another...

All super. And at 6 months I planted.

You have not yet met the wrong person.

- oh, you've read my column! - I Was intrigued.

Yes!

In Spanish we call the soul mate: "your other half".

If Fernando came to you now begging, you would say no.

do you Hear?

I can Not sleep. I am of downturn.

It's time to use the weapon decisive against the blues.

No, I've already gained two pounds.

What food made you most happy girl?

- The snails that my grandmother used to make. - What?

I lncreíble! Me too.

we're with the culinary guru Bibiana Enriquez.

Cooking the favorite dish of your child, you shit roles!

Or "snails" for us.

Bibiana, how do you start?

I don't know, because I don't know cooking.

Put the garlic rolled in the oil.

Put garlic rolled in the oil.

And then...

Full of water in a pot.

Water filled a pot.

This part I remember

because my grandma let me do it.

I put the snails in the water.

It was wonderful, very wise. He died a few years ago.

But still I speak.

We have a fugitive! See how it runs.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

Remember, no animal suffered any harm during this shoot.

When the garlic is crisp and black... us...

Add the rest of the vegetables.

The onion and the tomato.

You say tomato, I say "tomato".

How are you like a tomato and a potato?

I don't know.

Both are red, except the potato.

What?

You can't laugh at your own jokes. Above all of that.

- Is terrific. - Terrible.

Now the crucial ingredient. A tablespoon of flour.

- oh, No, No, No! - Let's Go!

Remember, cooking is like sex.

Although it does not serve enjoy the same.

- do You think that's funny? - Yes.

How have you dared?

You want to pick up the phone.

What do you want?

Why?

I need to do it.

Well, good-bye.

- Go. - Yes.

That was...

- I don't know. - Yes.

Go.

- Hi. - Hi, I'm Oliver.

- do you Want to stay? - What you have thought of?

Whatever you want to.

There is an exhibition of conceptual art

about the potato famine that really appeals to me.

Yes, we could go to that.

Or we could go to the cinema.

- What to give? - Have premiered this movie,

"Sugar, azazrán, you and I" with what it's called...

Well.

Really?

Because of the famine sounds good, if you prefer.

We're going to see the movie.

- Has been brilliant. - what do You think?

the tortilla was iconic. The eggs are always funny...

You do not actually have you done to grace?

I have found it quite painful, the truth.

How painful?

As all those romantic comedies about food,

acting as if there were millions dying of hunger in the world.

In Malibu there are none.

- Is a frivolity. - Maybe you just don't understand some dialog.

What I missed?

There was a speech about being who you want to be.

To reach the goal.

- I has similar deep. - Yes.

- You spoke of. - Almost all, yes.

- But not all. - Maybe it's all, almost.

- But you're not sure. - What is this, the lnquisición?

- What? - why I interrogas?

Don't interrogo. We do not agree and point.

To you has liked it, to me it has seemed to me a shit.

This is how I am and you are as well.

It is not a war crime to have fun. You might want to try.

I know the fun of it. What do you know of war crimes?

Just write a ridiculous column about food.

How ridiculous?

Thanks for telling me what you think.

- Let Us Leave It. - Enchanted.

Do you go to any part?

No, I prefer to walk.

In lrlanda, the Great Famine

it was a period of mass starvation, disease and emigration,

between 1845 and 1852.

they called, especially outside of lrlanda,

potato".

In irish, it is said

"an Gorta Mór", which means "The great famine",

or 'an Drochshaol", meaning "The bad life".

For the famine, a million people died

and another million emigrated,

so that the population of the island fell...

Hey.

Hey!

What Oliver?

What happened to you in the eye?

I got drunk.

You sound fatal.

Yes.

- Jack, a licorice. - Thank You.

Bibiana.

I feel an idiot for what I said after the film.

I know that we are different,

but what there was between us was not a mistake.

- I... - Before you say anything...

I want you to know that I can expand my little world

beyond the food and trash cinema.

"From euthanasia to ethnic cleansing"-,

"Famine and humanitarian aid"-,

"Mission: impossible, the end of torture"-,

that the guy in the store swears that it is not any fun at all.

I am also an idiot.

I felt guilty for being happy with you.

Always put it difficult to you all and to myself.

But it is over. I want to be happy with you.

And I like you just as you are.

What to well. Because you read this, I would have killed him.

I really need to lie down.

- do you Want to enter? - Yes.

- do Table for two? - Yes.

Did any of you are pregnant or have heart?

No.

We're going to get in the absolute darkness.

Follow me, please. A hand on each shoulder.

- I put the hand on... - Forgiveness.

Do you feel their chairs?

- do you Feel your seat? - No. I don't see anything.

- For here. - Forgiveness.

The backrest of your chair.

Here.

This is your chair, let me be the retreat.

- Well. - Thank You.

- What is going on? - This is madness.

Delicious.

Decision.

- Where? - In my hand.

Where?

In front of your face.

Got you.

- What is it? - Squid.

Marinated in vodka and cranberry.

It is great to eat as well.

I prefer the light of a candle.

¡Oliver!

Oliver. You're scaring Me.

What happened to your lamb, Clarice?

What are bad.

Now don't you loose.

- do you Know what day is today? - Friday.

- for 6 months since we had sex. - really?

- And not you've left me. - I have until midnight.

If you do not, we should live together.

What expression do you have? I can not see your face.

In complete shock, I think.

I know, for me it is the first time, but I had never wanted to before.

What will you do? Do you want to?

How to see you every morning in the breakfast?

Then the lights.

Yes. I want to.

- what is the truth? - Yes.

BITING MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW

Well, first service.

Game, set and match.

- That service has gone out. - Yes man.

Well-played.

Well, 15-0.

God. Is there something underneath?

I know how you feel.

My first love was without panties.

Georgina Mullen, in the 6th course.

You'd see under the skirt for a bar of chocolate.

Strange old times, isn't it? What about the coexistence?

Great. Of truth.

Each morning awake with the woman I love most. A sigh of relief.

The search, that shit is over. I can start really living.

What Oliver?

You are Oliver Byrne, isn't it?

Yes. Do we...?

I Am Georgina. Georgina Mullen, of the school.

- I don't know if you remember... - Yes, yes.

God, it's amazing. Not you going to believe...

- we Were just talking about you. - Not!

I swear.

I do read your column every week.

- I think it's great. - what is the truth?

You have not changed anything.

Neither do you.

Okay, now I have breasts.

Yes.

I'm Simon. The friend is single of Oliver.

Hello, Georgina.

Oh Rachel! Come!

- we Should dine someday. - Yes.

In reality, I'm with someone.

And who hasn't?

The case is that I am very complicated.

As you want to.

I'm going for a chocolate. How someone signs up?

I yes.

We will see you guys.

How a bar of chocolate?

Yes of course...

Yes of course...

Has called Simon.

Super excited, it has been one of the players who knew.

Do With Georgina?

- I Think I called her Rachel. - Yes.

Very nice, yes.

So who is Georgina?

Anyone, a classmate of my primary school.

In fact, he was dead with her.

But by God, it has become something grotesque.

It is frightening what the age.

- do you Want to say that because you don't like? - Not!

Why you ask?

You're using the grater upside down.

I like you you.

That's why we live together.

Well, but nothing happens if you like someone else.

Why? Who do you like?

- Many men. - really?

What...?

Who, for example?

Padraic. The health food store.

The one that does not believe in deodorant? Galway in the 90s.

"Encadénate to a tree, friend."

Has something wild and intense.

Intensely fragrant.

- Has called your mother. - Not changing the subject.

It seems affectionate.

It has to be to withstand my father.

Why don't you see?

Yes I see it. At weddings and funerals.

I've stayed to eat with them on Sunday.

- what should You do? - I thought that would be good.

Well. But I'm not going.

Is that your grandmother?

He passed away a few years ago.

I'm sorry not to have known of it.

Better this way, sky. I hated the foreigners.

Especially the ill-educated.

- what you don't eat the stew, Oliver? - No.

Or talk. Ever.

And if you try something, call Social Services.

We beg your pardon,

but we are simple people that don't know saute garlic.

We are not good enough for the great Oliver Byrne.

It is not that. It never has been.

What is it then?

I am not enough for you, dad.

- Bibiana is a precious name. - Thank You.

What do you do in Dublin?

I'm working on the lnstituto Spanish.

Prepare cultural exhibitions.

You don't have to eat it.

I like it.

Do you see it? She is not a faggot.

The public is frustrated.

Can pass it to the players, if it has not already occurred.

What grace, it is so different.

The truth is that we have never been in her flat.

¡Qué me dices! You have to come eat one of these days.

Are you sure? It would be great.

Oli, look.

Ana has given me one of her blouses. What do you think?

That should go to a charity.

Do not listen, you it is precious.

- Isn't That Right, Eddie? - Yes, very nice.

Very cute, in fact.

We should go to.

Do not stay to drink tea? Teach your fourth to Bibiana.

I have a lot to do, mom

Already. Is that because you didn't see never...

We would like to know better to Bibiana, isn't that right, Eddie?

Yes.

I know that he would love to stay more time.

Do we stay?

A not found.

- Are you decent? - No.

Thought you might like to look at this.

Thank you.

Nothing, sky.

Hi, mom.

Not the annoying.

Oh my god!

- The years of terror. - No.

Your parents have an incredible bond.

Note that you want.

What? No. No.

People like my parents never fell in love with,

is satisfied with what is left in the pot.

When you say "people", you speak of your parents. You and your family.

That child thought that he was a martian left in the soil.

You were so cute...

You're so cute...

Bibiana. The blouse does not.

- I ruegas that away from me? - I implore You.

Agree.

You can enter.

You can not imagine.

The times that fantaseé to make love to a woman in this bed.

It is not anything easy.

- Let's make a baby. - what is A baby?

A mini Oliver.

- do you Speak seriously? - Yes.

- Is my rest period. - Do Rest?

Of the pill.

- oh my God. - What?

- Wait. - Yes.

Wait!

A child of love.

Wait... God...

What has come of that?

I don't know. It was a romantic impulse.

When you know your parents and see pictures of you child,

I thought that it would be nice.

Yes, but... these things... there is that plan.

Or not.

I'm going to take a little bit of air.

Out. First service.

Out. 15-0.

Out. First service.

Out. 30-0.

Holy god.

Eat me. I'm your chocolate bar.

I think I'd better go.

Hey.

How about the opening of the restaurant?

Well.

You know...

Go.

I'm sad. I want to make peace.

Chocolate.

I have gone with the dessert.

Really?

Bib, listen...

Quiet, I took the pill.

Do you agree?

More chocolate.

The waiter, a clumsy, better I'm taking a shower.

- Oliver. - Yes?

Sorry to have overwhelmed in the house of your parents.

I should not make you feel trapped as well.

We don't have what to talk of children.

I love you and only want to be with you.

I also sorry.

Can we pretend that never happened?

Yes, please.

What happens?

Me what you're hiding from something?

No, No.

Like what?

For nothing.

Is well.

I'M WHAT YOU LIKE

Traditionally, the matador represents the feminine.

Tempts and causes

with her gestures elegant, and hips undulating,

using average roses and shoes pointed black.

While the bull represents the masculine,

the side impulsive and raw nature.

I would die happy with a mouth full of ham.

You have to try it out.

I can't.

- are You evil? - No.

Food is imported. High carbon footprint.

And you care because...?

You matter to Rachel.

What do you eat then?

Potatoes, basically. Local, of course.

- Is insane. - What is insane?

Has stopped the food is imported by Rachel.

High carbon footprint. It is important to her.

How pretty! I did not know you were so romantic.

Romantic nothing, is a coward. Takes, Rachel is not.

It would be a coward if he were to lie.

- why did you kiss it? - Because I am good.

- don't know nothing. - Suspect, even worse.

If you tell the truth, the best thing you forgive.

- What a shit tip. - nothing.

It was a mistake, it's over.

A mess of a night that is better not to know.

If you do not confess now, you will pay.

To grow a cancer in the relationship, a necrotic tumor, incurable.

While not know anything, we'll be fine.

- And what if he knows? - You said no.

I don't know. Women know things.

They know things that they don't know that you know, do you know?

Don Padraic!

I don't think so. Has invited you to the health food store.

Hello, Padraic. I am glad that you came.

Hey, I think you're going to ask you to let the dogs out.

You did not tell me that it was bullfighting.

It is a theme in the work of Goya.

- Of Course. You have to close this. - Do You Forgive?

The bullfights are a horror.

It is art, doesn't have to be politically correct.

This, glorifies cruelty to animals.

- Is part of our culture. - Is torture, not culture.

- they are Only paintings. - Would need to burn them.

As I understand, you are a fascist.

I'm irish, we didn't have any Franco.

And I Spanish, we do allow gay marriage.

- Only advocate the animals. - it is better for you to go.

Not, to say the barbarians, and delayed that we are the Spanish.

Does the bullfighting't you think of barbarians?

- I Think that the wars are barbarians! - Well, to the shower.

Oh titan!

- o Torture, not culture! -> - Are you okay?

Did you know that chickens organic

kill them like the kennel?

Yes.

The bathe in water electrified, the degollan.

Then hang them until they are completely drained of blood,

the scald to desplumarlos.

And at the end of all that, some still conscious.

I like the servants, and with corn.

Have emptied our vessel this morning.

I wonder where will my family.

best take me with them.

- Is sick. - What a view?

"Carnemuerta.info".

Look! Here we will be safe.

Porn torture of chickens.

- what Is your work? - I sent him Padraic.

The bastard has your mail.

- di I. - What?

Came in the other day to apologize

and to invite me to a coffee.

What a friendly!

I attack your mad dog and he invited my girlfriend out for a coffee.

We had an interesting talk...

...of the animal kingdom.

Shut up.

He is a guy very lucid and makes you see things

from another angle, do you know?

It also speaks gaelic.

Says bollocks in two languages.

In three. Know something about Catalan.

Insurance that yes.

Why are you so jealous?

Why am I jealous of the guy that you said that makes you wild?

I said that it has something wild.

And don't worry, I never will deceive.

I have been invited to a meeting of his group tomorrow, if you want to come.

Hi, and welcome.

Greetings to Bibiana and...

Gulliver.

Oliver.

New blood.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, let's get to the topic.

The letter denouncing Dr. Atkinson by experimenting with pigs

- is already sent to the press. - Son of a bitch.

- What was studied? - A cure for multiple sclerosis.

Of course, bastard.

There are alternatives to experimenting with animals.

Nothing happens, Roy. Here we do not attempt to convert anyone.

I received an email from JusticiaAnimal.

They have rabbits for adoption of the raid on the farm of skins.

I'm six, so that three remain, Puff,

Brownie.

And this is Bernadette.

They need a home.

I colarle two to my home.

Great, Finn. Puff and Brownie,

is Bernadette.

- I'm going to india. - I can't bend over.

Sorry, but Snowy gets very jealous

if you see me pet the other. I'm afraid that won't accept it.

We have stayed in.

- "The". -. We have stayed in.

- Bernadette. - what is A rabbit?

- The baby-sitting me. - Yes, but...

Remember that I am allergic.

What about the rabbits?

All types of hair.

Child I couldn't have a teddy bear.

What we're going to do. To Me, I am me.

Other matters.

The zoo prepares for its 200th anniversary.

It is the perfect occasion to protest.

- do All in favor? - Yes.

What's wrong with zoos?

Voted.

How have you been able to say that you are allergic to the stuffed animals?

To save the rabbit. Would have finished cooking it.

- Has been so obvious that you lied. - Just for you.

They are from another planet.

"Atomicemos the doctor for curing a degenerative disease".

Okay, there are many unnecessary animal testing.

We should not sprinkle the eyes with cosmetics.

We should close the zoo of Dublin.

Zoos are cruel. Girl I saddened a lot.

- do you Want to take on to Bernadette? - I Want to participate in something.

Before I met you was involved in politics and now I don't do more.

I'm hungry.

Hello!

My favourite client.

- What about the business? - With your arrival, the better.

- As always, please. - And what to miss?

I'll make a salad.

Sorry, we don't serve salads.

As a burger

with tomato, onion and lettuce, without the burger.

I'm going to try to make me vegetarian.

You're a joke.

No.

If you boil live snails.

Don't remind me.

It is the friend of the Earth.

Has made you ashamed of eating meat.

Of course not.

Did you see how I devour with the eyes? As if you were a cucumber.

- you're obsessed. - Because it is a fan.

Hitler was a vegetarian.

Now you talk like my grandfather.

We are in the century XXl. There are people vegetarian.

- Not will you last even a week. - At least I will have tried.

Have you seen how pale they are? You will become anemic.

You will lose the concentration. You throw yourself farting all night.

And goodbye to your libido.

Rabbits have a lot of libido and only eat lettuce.

And Padraic said that the only thing that affects

is that the blowjobs are not vegetarian.

Fabulous.

It may not be so strict.

I don't know.

As we will see.

A quarter of chyle special burger

and another without the burger.

Thank you.

THE BEST RECIPES TO LINK TO.

A FOOD INTOLERANCE.

What about mustard? What about Ketchup?

No, thank you.

It is rich tofu...

What about your pork chops?

Very tender.

What little lamb baby?

Mom bristle.

Do you mind if I put music?

At all.

What is it?

"Songs from the abattoir".

Do this was not to Eurovision?

DO NOT EAT MEAT.

What happens?

You know to meat.

- I brush teeth. - No, it doesn't matter.

It didn't take anything.

- I'm going to answer. - then Call.

No, No, really.

Actually I have removed the urge, sorry.

Padraic.

No, no... it's a good time, yes.

Yes, I read the article. I would like to help

with the group. No, do not interrupt anything.

Yes, tell me. Great.

- Congratulations. - Thank You.

When is the big day?

On the 12th of December.

Plenty of time to destroy you back.

That will not happen, so buy yourself a costume because you're the godfather.

Or the stepfather, for some.

I am glad for you.

They are the following.

- do The steak rare? - For me, thanks.

And three potatoes from the country with mashed turnip.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

How is yours?

Very rich. Rich of truth.

Yes, already. I don't believe you.

- why is that? - Let it be.

The meat is also of the country.

Don't have to feel obligated to ask for a vegetarian.

To what best want. What better to have consciousness.

Do you see this? What are they for?

I am omnivore.

And you also before you wash the brain that ruminant.

He has a name.

Is your complex of paternal.

You are looking for another hero anorgásmico to save the planet.

Perhaps.

Someone who not only cares about if the steak tartare is the new sushi.

Sorry, but I am as well.

And not eating meat would be me and demand an eye.

Miss half of the beauty of this world.

Simon ripped an eye out for Rachel

because you want more than an orange in south africa.

Do you have any idea what that is for me to say what I have to eat?

- why don't you see a psychiatrist? - Well. And by the way, you look at it.

Well.

- And do you know what will be? - What?

They are not animals. You do this to punish me.

Why, Oliver?

Why do I want to punish you?

Why do I want to punish you, Oliver? Just tell me.

Say to me, I'm dying to know what you have done to want to punish you!

Don't come home tonight.

I'm sorry to have ruined the celebration.

Well-played.

Can I sleep on your couch?

There, there, there.

No... Yes!

yes, Yes, there.

Where? Where? Do you there?

Here it is!

you're huge!

Shut up!

What Bib? I came.

I want to talk about.

What Bib?

Does Bibiana?

HUNGRY FOR AFFECTION.

Oh Oli!

Oh Oli, opens!

6 MONTHS AFTER

We're idiot, we have come to the rescue. Do you let us pass?

- Come On In! - There it is, what I see.

Lying on the couch like a fucking corpse. Move it!

It is coming.

Are you ok?

Go, go, the living-dead.

How do I hold this smell?

God, a little bit of light here.

Oh my god!

I'm going to fill the tub.

Has the boobs bigger.

Yes, a woman in her fullness. One of the advantages.

You've been working on. I'm glad.

Do not abandon your readers, or when you go crazy.

"Should a boar serve gazpacho?

cold Soup for a hot tryst".

- That is very good. - A shit.

- I change It for "foods of recession." - That will sell a lot.

- There are people suffering, should be... - Do Be what?

What an unbearable, depressing?

The people you read for fun.

- To forget their miseries. - I can't. It makes No sense.

Try to be yourself.

We have eaten at the restaurant Patrick Guilbaud.

Sends you to be their ravioli of lobster.

I have lost the appetite.

You were supposed to call my cousin. You hurt their feelings.

Yes? Sorry.

Leave me a couple. I will never be happy without Bibiana.

- Or you were with her. - I don't remember it as well.

- nostalgia is a bitch liar. - Has a reason.

Six months have passed, it is time to turn the page.

It still keeps her box of Tampax in the bathroom.

- maybe he forgives me and comes back. - let you have It raw!

You what you know.

I know quite a bit.

What do you know?

Nothing. It is my opinion.

You seem quite convinced.

The bath is ready.

What am I hiding?

Nothing, go and wash.

Tell.

Can you tell me what?

- it is Already pretty miserable as it is. - you Have to disengage your self.

Tell me at once. I can deal with it.

Is well, okay.

We were at a farmer's market and we found it.

- What is it? - Well.

- do You wonder if he received my messages? - Yes.

- And what he said? - That hates you.

Did he say anything more?

Is living with Padraic.

What in the biblical sense?

Possibly.

Like rabbits.

Sorry, colleague.

Are you alright, Oli?

Oli.

- Wash the clothes as well. -> - Where are you going?

I'll Leave the meat!

Tofu with seitan, tofu with seaweed...

- Tofu with seaweed and seitan... - This is madness.

You'll see how to come back with me.

- you Should change you, not your diet. - I Am what I like.

Gelatin trembling...

Speaks to the monumental potato Dublin north.

Seriously, Oli. I am not a psychiatrist,

but in terms of emotions, you are a cagão.

You don't have eggs for leave to women who do not love you,

so you do that you leave them.

And you did not have enough eggs to keep the one you love,

because there is something in the happy endings that I am terrified.

I am terrified to love Bibiana. What I will demonstrate with my sacrifice.

Ya, I forgot, your sacrifice.

I bet that not hard a week.

OLIVER BYRNE TAKES TO THE TEMPTATION.

- A pizza. - Well.

- This is pepperoni. - Yes.

I asked for green pepper.

- The pepperoni is better. - Yes.

But I'm a vegetarian.

Why not take away the pepperoni?

Thanks, I had not thought about.

Great. 18 euros, please.

Thank you.

Stay with the change.

Hi, I'm Bibiana, leave your message.

Hi, Bib, I'm Oliver.

Listen, I already know that you ignore my messages,

but I just want you to know that I have left the meat for you.

I have now been a month, 31 days, 744 hours,

and I have to say that I feel wonderful.

Fully detoxed, a new person.

To be a better person.

In the end, I hope you are well.

Please, call when you want.

Do you say it?

Oliver, I'm a mom.

I need You, son. I don't know what to do.

He cried out that he was ready the stew.

I went to the bathroom. And when I came back...

Call the doctor McGonnall.

I think that it is too late for that song.

You need to certify the death, mom.

I think I have your number here.

I'll take dad up.

Would you not like to see him as well.

AWARDS, FOOD CRITIC

You wanted so much.

I've been a fucking cocky.

No.

You're just like your father.

Too proud to give in.

But there was a lot of love in this house.

I thought they were still together by duty.

What for 40 years?

Why is it that we've taken?

There were things your father that I were launched and exploded

and vice-versa.

But married to me.

Gave Me a son,

cared always me, I was always given the hand.

That is not duty.

That is love, Oli.

It is what is left after the fireworks.

I would like to be alone with him before the doctor call.

Thanks, mom.

Eddie.

- Oh, Bibiana! - What About Oliver?

Bibiana.

We need to talk.

- Now I can't. - I Know that you hate me...

Already do not hate you, Oliver.

This is a peaceful demonstration.

Don't pass nadatío, give us a moment.

- What do you want with her? - Nothing that will amount to a monkey.

Now is with me and we are doing well, yes?

Yes?

Since this is not the jungle, man.

Not to steal the females of other because we have more facial hair.

You know why you left.

Maybe because your ass is emitting more pheromones than mine.

Do you want the two to stop this?

Yes, goodbye, go home, yes?

Why? I love her more than you.

Come on, fight with me!

Let see who will mate with her!

You're acting like a fucking idiot.

You're not so alpha male, isn't it?

Let's see how fights!

Oliver, you are not going to fight.

Relax, friend.

- What have you done? - I have Not done anything.

¡Animal! Are you ok?

Breathe.

- Sit there. - Thank You.

What happens?

The stew of my father.

I ate the entire pot.

Died. Last night.

Oh my god. What happened?

Your heart.

I'm so sorry.

Bib, please, forgive me. I have been a coward.

But now I see things that I could not see before.

I want to commit myself. Spend the rest of my life with you.

We will have children together, we will get married.

I will give you always the hand.

It's crazy, Oli.

I love you. I do not mean to say. You have to believe me.

I believe in you.

What then?

So... I'm going to the Congo.

What About The Congo?

What do you say?

Padraic will volunteer to reserve Okapi

and I will assist in the project of the creation of a school.

God, that is crazy.

Do you realize how dangerous that is?

- Dublin also. - I Think that you shouldn't go.

I need to go.

Please, stay.

Do you want to?

No.

What then?

Then... it is not a problem, it is not complicated,

do not expect anything from each other...

And I need to leave behind all of that.

So you're really determined.

When do you go?

Inside of three days.

I can not believe it...

Sorry.

So I will never see you.

I hope that is not the case.

How am I supposed to live without you?

Better than with me.

I have to go.

I have to bury my father.

- how can I help in something? - No, it's okay.

And now, an email from Eamonn, in Offaly, which question

with what food would you compare the love.

I think that love is like popcorn at the cinema.

Swallow a handful after another while we watch the movie,

without realizing it,

until we touch the bottom of the bucket

and we wonder: "What has happened?

Where are my popcorn?".

That is the love.

Only we realize that it was there, when it is not.

LIFE IS SWEET.

Goodbye mommy.

- Hi, daddy. - Hello, son.

That has really hurt.

- How are you doing? - Well.

- Ok? - Yes.

- What have you been doing? - Not much.

Cherry liquor.

And what about yours?

White truffle.

Why have you done that?

I wanted another pawn.

Yes, but now I can eat your queen.

Cappuccino.

Coco.

It's about trying to win, not acabarte the chocolate.

Good rule for life. I wish I would have learned before.

I heard from mom that sex is better with Michael than with you.

I am glad that my 10 year old son is so well informed.

- I asked why they had married. - And what he said?

Who were the two bounce of others.

Then she became pregnant and decided to keep going.

And we are glad we have done it.

It is the best thing that ever happened to us ever.

Who do you bounce?

Of a Spanish.

What was better, sex with mom?

Eddie, you're ten years old.

You should think about horror movies and violent video games.

Hello.

Do you want a chocolate?

Do not accept chocolates from strangers. Could be a pervert.

- Quiet, I am not. - That would say a pervert.

What is a pervert?

- A stranger who gives you a chocolate. - do Not listen, I'm your dad.

I don't have a dad.

How is that?

We are only mom and me.

If I am arrested, you will pay the deposit with your pay.

Are you still in love with the Spanish?

Ten years have passed.

What...?

He went to Africa.

Why we're not going to find it?

It was with a furry named Padraic.

Maybe he ate a lion.

Or they broke up and now would be glad to see you.

Life is not like that.

Check.

- What? - Yes.

Yes, that would be fantastic.

Well, good-bye.

What is this?

Liquor.

Who you gave it to the waiter?

No, the perv.

Who taught you that word?

The child.

What child?

The child with the pervert.

What perverted?

- Your dad. - What dad? Where?

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