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If you give me your chocolate, I
lifted up the skirt.

Go idiot.

THE AROMA OF DUBLIN

OLIVER BYRNE EATS HERE

DON OLIVIER BYRNE PURCHASE HERE!

We

in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Welcome back.

I'm in the company of the gourmet
professional Oliver Byrne,

whose collection of his Sunday column
"a Guide to eating and loving"

goes on sale this week.

And the company is delicious, Oliver.

And you are the ideal ingredient.

Tell Me, Oliver,

do you remember the time

that you fell in love for the first
time of the food?

I wish I could say

that was sucking the breasts of my
mother,

but I was raised with a bottle.

No, it happened later, at the age of
11.

I was with my father and his friends
in Seville, Spain,

for a game of football lrlanda. We
were giving wine,

and I was bored

until after the game, we went into a
tapas bar.

I had never seen food like that.

Fresh sardines with olive oil,

tortilla, peppers,

grilled shrimp, chorizo, ham,

snails with garlic...

Smelled like glory.

The waitress taught me how to take
them out with a toothpick.

Was the experience more sensual of my
life.

As a first kiss. Since then...

I have not been able to sacármelo of
the head and I want to do it
constantly.

Oliver Byrne,

good luck with the book.

Thank You, Maxine.

Of nothing.

Yes! I Relléname! I'm your turkey
for Christmas!

I'm dying of hunger.

Ask pizzas.

Not will endure so long. Do you have
anything in the fridge?

Panacotas.

<-O -> - what is amaretto? <-O->-
candy.

Do you bring one?

Yes.

Do you think?

No.

How strange!

are you Sure? I would swear that
it had.

<-O -> - How do I look for? <-O->- No.

There was only one.

Six months together and you can't
think to share it.

<-O->- there Is a light. <-O -> - I
don't know what that is commitment!

You only take and never give!

<-O -> - That hurt! <-O -> - Let's
Get Out Of Here!

I can buy more.

<-O->- okay, sorry. <-O -> - oh,
Bastard selfish!

That towel is mine!

Maxine. Don't take it as well.

I Never think of the feelings of
others!

Oh forgive me!

Never!

oh And just so you know, I think
of Kian from the group Westlife while
we have sex!

<-O->- Now you've hurt you my
feelings. <-O -> - you don't have
none!!!

Maxine...

¿can you give Me my clothes?

threw it out the window.

Shit.

Hey! Wait!

Wait just a moment!

Sorry but this clothes is mine.

Why not wearing it?

I had a small disagreement with my
girlfriend.

Ex-girlfriend.

I was going to donate it to charity.

Of course...

<-O->- Is that I will need.
- Of Course.

Quiet, it is not the first penis I
see.

Really? Great.

Not trying to scare you.

By the way, I'm Oliver. Oliver Byrne.

The chronicler gastronomic.

Your jacket John Boy the have
stitched seven-year-olds, Oliver.

That's... desperate.

Listening, thinking about what you
said of those poor children...

I want to donate my jacket to John
Boy.

Well.

<-O -> - where are you going? <-O->-
Smithfield.

I also.

Are you Greek? Do Italian?

Spanish.

Great. I'm a big fan.

Chorizo, blood sausage, cod...

Do you like Dublin? Do you anyone has
said where not to eat?

Do you know? I don't want to be rude,

but I have problems with my boyfriend
and I need to clarify my ideas...

- of Course, no problem.
- Of the agreement. Goodbye.

- maybe I can help. <-O->- I don't
think so.

Give me a chance, please. My ex has
cast me into the street naked,

so if something I know is of heart
problems.

Already, and you enredas with the
first one that passes.

I can give you the male point of view.

Does your point of view?

"I'm Fernando de Sancha,

the world's authority on human
rights, she flatters me,

so I have the shot without telling
them that I have a wife in Barcelona".

What a scoundrel!

<-S -> - And what you wouldn't do the
same thing? <-O->- For anything.

To me it goes to the serial monogamy.
Your Fernando...

...Sancha.

Whatever, Speedy Gonzalez, has been
unfaithful,

which is unfair to you... And even
more so for his wife.

Are you sure of this?

What are 800 euros for a good cause?

Are you hungry? There is a restaurant
indonesian near here

that serves a few starters amazing.

<-O->- I have been with Fernando. <-O
-> - how To hit?

<-O->- To give a speech. <-O->- is
Never effective.

There it is.

I've gone blank.

Agree, let's drop it.

Pretend that I am him.

Don't seem nothing.

<-O -> - what's your name? <-O->-
Bibiana.

Bibiana, I am very unhappy in my
marriage.

My wife has a mustache.

It was called Paco before the
operation.

<-O->- please, do not deprive me of
the anger... <-O->- okay, sorry.
Agree.

This is my serious face.

Is well.

Fernando... you will be an authority
on human rights and torture state,

you'll have a ratio of 200 and a
penis of 30 cm...

Go coefficient...

...but fooling your wife and to me
makes you a coward.

The typical pig hypocrite

that I don't want to know. I refuse
to continue inflating your ego.

You're a fucking moron faker!

It was translated from Spanish...

Is well.

<-O -> - Yes? <-O->- Yes.

You can also tell that you think of
Kian from Westlife while you take.

What about Westlife?

A famous irish group.

Once I thought of Darren Aronofsky.

A film director.

Also serves.

Okay, so there I go.

I'll be here.

Hello!

Help!

GOOD FOOD BORN TO EAT WELL

To wash the hands, Oliver!

It is ready the stew!

¡Oliver!

<-O -> - What are you doing, sky?
<-O->- Nothing.

Come on, are you cooled down the food.

And what about your t-shirt?

I'm not going to go to the pub.

<-O -> - why not? <-O->- I don't want
to watch the game.

Will you see the whole country.

The grandmother does not.

Of course not. I hope it rains. It's
game of English!

You laugh, but come to the pub with
your father.

I don't like football.

Nor does it lack. It's about being
together,

to feel part of something, of the
group.

<-O->- I'm not in the group. <-O -> -
Are you better than us?

Leave It, Eddie.

Come On, Oli.

As a gesture of charity, just eat it.

This is not food.

It is the food of all of dublin
honored.

Looks like vomit with penises boiled.

We spared no insult to me and to your
grandmother who taught me to cook.

Why don't you salteas with garlic, as
the Spanish tapas?

It is the ass what I am going to skip.

My ass skipped would know better!

High there. Have you been reading
those magazines again?

Look on the bottom of his shirt.

So here we are...

At your age you should read porno
magazines and cars,

but this... This are experiments!

It is not true!

I have done a faggot that doesn't
touch your plate!

It opens the mouth.

Go Oli, you know better than they
look.

Mom, I beg you!

Open it or you open it I.

Chews. As a man.

<-O -> - I Swallowed! <-O->- I can't.

Yes you can.

What comes out re-enter.

Are twelve twenty-five.

it Is expected to rain throughout
the day,

I'm afraid that it will be an
afternoon tristona.

But right now I'm joined by food
writer

Oliver Byrne, to whom his Sunday
column in the Post,

has become the highest authority

in food, love, and sex.

How can the food be better than sex?

For me good food is better than bad
sex.

On the other hand, sex is disgusting

it is far superior to the disgusting
food.

I have enjoyed your column

about dating for dinner, and the
eternal search for the soul mate.

How do you say? "Looking for a pea in
a hailstorm".

- So it is. <-O -> - do Based on your
experience?

Unfortunately yes. I have already
more than 300 dating for dinner.

And I'm still counting.

Can't find the right person?

Well, each time you encounter the
ideal person turns out to be

the wrong person in disguise.

I looked at our horoscopes. Venus
leaves Gemini tomorrow...

I Hope to one day meet the wrong
person

that turns out to be the perfect
disguise.

That is, the perfect time to move
together.

We've been dating six months so...

What are you listening to Me?

I go to the bathroom.

I don't think so!

Is Bibiana, right?

Are you ok?

Jack, a licorice.

Thank you.

Forgive, do we know?

I am Oliver, we met in the street.

You picked it up my clothes. We
rehearsed a speech.

I was naked.

Hello.

What weren't you having dinner with
someone?

Yes, she is my astrologer. What will
you do? Wasn't that your man,
Fernando,

the coefficient of 30 and the penis
of 200?

How I could be so stupid...

Same thing I wondered myself.

He told Me that his marriage was over.

I thought it would be different with
me, but men do not change.

Yes we change, but not for the better.

Today I smelled something. So I asked
him and he said yes.

I was sleeping with one of his
students first.

You need to feed your Nabokov
interior or something stupid.

But that still loves me and wants to
be with me.

Do you want to try another speech?

I want to attack with a fork in the
eye!

¡Taxi!

Has been to hurt their feelings.

If you want to enter to fornicate on
top of your table.

<-O->- I am glad to have seen you
again... <-O->- ...Oliver.

Oliver.

Street Grantham 2.

Are you still hungry? Well.

Don't swap this!

<-O -> - Oh, Bibiana! <-O->- Oliver.

<-O -> - What are you doing here?
<-O->- I Live right there.

It is strange!

I have been sent to assess the local.

Are you a sanitary inspector?

No, the food writer that you've never
heard of.

What happened to you in the eye?

They gave Me a sandwich.

And you, how do you feel?

Not very well.

It seems that you have been days
without eating.

I was going to buy milk, so...

You need comfort food. I'll go with
you.

Oliver, I know you kissed her in
front of the restaurant,

but the last thing I want is
enredarme with someone.

I understand that. Or I had crossed
the head.

Well, yes, but what I have repressed.

Agree.

Great.

Do you know that it does not rain?

Perhaps I pushed myself to do it. I
asked too much or say too much.

I left it all to follow him to Dublin.

I should not do, but I don't know to
love stockings.

Or you love, or not love.

Always commit the same mistake.

I fell in love with brilliant men who
happen to be a few bastards.

It is very good.

You have to try this.

It is a sort of replacement parent.

At 11 I lost my father, killed by a
sniper in Bosnia.

Go. How is that?

He was a war correspondent, an
american.

When he died, returned to Spain.

I became a teenager yearning for the
figure of the hero

and I guess I'm still looking for her.

Don't blame yourself. Here the
culprit is the Bull Ferdinand.

Yes, I know. I've had to swallow a
lot.

And the sex was not for both.

What did not work the Viagra?

On the contrary. Suffering from
anorgasmia.

What Anoqué?

It never reaches an orgasm, for a lot
of stimulation that you receive.

He was there dale te pego...

I had three orgasms and he was still
trying.

It must be horrible.

It was.

And what about girlfriend number
eleven?

It was a secret police that did not
want to tell me your name.

And the twelve, a florist who slept
talking nonsense.

"Follagatos comemierda the fuck"...

Should not laugh.

Exact, my love life is very very sad.

Because you do not take women
seriously.

I swear to you that yes.

What attempt each time.

But I never get to spend six months.

We make love, go out to dinner,

know the friends of another...

All super. And at 6 months I planted.

You have not yet met the wrong person.

<-O -> - oh, you've read my column!
<-O->- I Was intrigued.

Yes!

In Spanish we call the soul mate:
"your other half".

If Fernando came to you now begging,
you would say no.

do you Hear?

I can Not sleep. I am of
downturn.

It's time to use the weapon
decisive against the blues.

No, I've already gained two pounds.

What food made you most happy girl?

<-O->- The snails that my grandmother
used to make. <-O -> - What?

I lncreíble! Me too.

we're with the culinary guru
Bibiana Enriquez.

Cooking the favorite dish of your
child, you shit roles!

Or "snails" for us.

Bibiana, how do you start?

I don't know, because I don't know
cooking.

Put the garlic rolled in the oil.

Put garlic rolled in the oil.

And then...

Full of water in a pot.

Water filled a pot.

This part I remember

because my grandma let me do it.

I put the snails in the water.

It was wonderful, very wise. He died
a few years ago.

But still I speak.

We have a fugitive! See how it runs.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

Remember, no animal suffered any harm
during this shoot.

When the garlic is crisp and black...
us...

Add the rest of the vegetables.

The onion and the tomato.

You say tomato, I say "tomato".

How are you like a tomato and a
potato?

I don't know.

Both are red, except the potato.

What?

You can't laugh at your own jokes.
Above all of that.

<-O->- Is terrific. <-O->- Terrible.

Now the crucial ingredient. A
tablespoon of flour.

<-O -> - oh, No, No, No! <-O -> -
Let's Go!

Remember, cooking is like sex.

Although it does not serve enjoy the
same.

<-O -> - do You think that's funny?
<-O->- Yes.

How have you dared?

You want to pick up the phone.

What do you want?

Why?

I need to do it.

Well, good-bye.

<-O->- Go. <-O->- Yes.

That was...

<-O->- I don't know. <-O->- Yes.

Go.

- Hi. <-O->- Hi, I'm Oliver.

<-O -> - do you Want to stay? <-O ->
- What you have thought of?

Whatever you want to.

There is an exhibition of conceptual
art

about the potato famine that really
appeals to me.

Yes, we could go to that.

Or we could go to the cinema.

<-O -> - What to give? <-O->- Have
premiered this movie,

"Sugar, azazrán, you and I" with
what it's called...

Well.

Really?

Because of the famine sounds good, if
you prefer.

We're going to see the movie.

- Has been brilliant. <-O -> -
what do You think?

the tortilla was iconic. The eggs
are always funny...

You do not actually have you done to
grace?

I have found it quite painful, the
truth.

How painful?

As all those romantic comedies about
food,

acting as if there were millions
dying of hunger in the world.

In Malibu there are none.

<-O->- Is a frivolity.
- Maybe you just don't understand
some dialog.

What I missed?

There was a speech about being who
you want to be.

To reach the goal.

<-O->- I has similar deep. <-O->- Yes.

<-O->- You spoke of. <-O->- Almost
all, yes.

<-O->- But not all.
- Maybe it's all, almost.

<-O->- But you're not sure. <-O -> -
What is this, the lnquisición?

<-O -> - What? <-O -> - why I
interrogas?

Don't interrogo. We do not agree and
point.

To you has liked it, to me it has
seemed to me a shit.

This is how I am and you are as well.

It is not a war crime to have fun.
You might want to try.

I know the fun of it. What do you
know of war crimes?

Just write a ridiculous column about
food.

How ridiculous?

Thanks for telling me what you think.

<-O->- Let Us Leave It. <-O->-
Enchanted.

Do you go to any part?

No, I prefer to walk.

In lrlanda, the Great Famine

it was a period of mass
starvation, disease and
emigration,

between 1845 and 1852.

they called, especially outside of
lrlanda,

potato".

In irish, it is said

"an Gorta Mór", which means "The
great famine",

or 'an Drochshaol", meaning "The
bad life".

For the famine, a million people
died

and another million emigrated,

so that the population of the
island fell...

Hey.

Hey!

What Oliver?

What happened to you in the eye?

I got drunk.

You sound fatal.

Yes.

<-O->- Jack, a licorice. <-O->- Thank
You.

Bibiana.

I feel an idiot for what I said after
the film.

I know that we are different,

but what there was between us was not
a mistake.

<-O->- I... <-O->- Before you say
anything...

I want you to know that I can expand
my little world

beyond the food and trash cinema.

"From euthanasia to ethnic
cleansing"-,

"Famine and humanitarian aid"-,

"Mission: impossible, the end of
torture"-,

that the guy in the store swears that
it is not any fun at all.

I am also an idiot.

I felt guilty for being happy with
you.

Always put it difficult to you all
and to myself.

But it is over. I want to be happy
with you.

And I like you just as you are.

What to well. Because you read this,
I would have killed him.

I really need to lie down.

<-O -> - do you Want to enter? <-O->-
Yes.

<-O -> - do Table for two? <-O->- Yes.

Did any of you are pregnant or have
heart?

No.

We're going to get in the absolute
darkness.

Follow me, please. A hand on each
shoulder.

<-O->- I put the hand on...
- Forgiveness.

Do you feel their chairs?

<-O -> - do you Feel your seat?
<-O->- No. I don't see anything.

<-O->- For here. <-O->- Forgiveness.

The backrest of your chair.

Here.

This is your chair, let me be the
retreat.

<-O->- Well. <-O->- Thank You.

<-O -> - What is going on? <-O->-
This is madness.

Delicious.

Decision.

<-O -> - Where? <-O->- In my hand.

Where?

In front of your face.

Got you.

<-O -> - What is it? <-O->- Squid.

Marinated in vodka and cranberry.

It is great to eat as well.

I prefer the light of a candle.

¡Oliver!

Oliver. You're scaring Me.

What happened to your lamb, Clarice?

What are bad.

Now don't you loose.

<-O -> - do you Know what day is
today? <-O->- Friday.

<-O->- for 6 months since we had sex.
<-O -> - really?

- And not you've left me. <-O->- I
have until midnight.

If you do not, we should live
together.

What expression do you have? I can
not see your face.

In complete shock, I think.

I know, for me it is the first time,
but I had never wanted to before.

What will you do? Do you want to?

How to see you every morning in the
breakfast?

Then the lights.

Yes. I want to.

<-O -> - what is the truth? <-O->-
Yes.

BITING MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW

Well, first service.

Game, set and match.

<-O->- That service has gone out.
<-O->- Yes man.

Well-played.

Well, 15-0.

God. Is there something underneath?

I know how you feel.

My first love was without panties.

Georgina Mullen, in the 6th course.

You'd see under the skirt for a bar
of chocolate.

Strange old times, isn't it? What
about the coexistence?

Great. Of truth.

Each morning awake with the woman I
love most. A sigh of relief.

The search, that shit is over. I can
start really living.

What Oliver?

You are Oliver Byrne, isn't it?

Yes. Do we...?

I Am Georgina. Georgina Mullen, of
the school.

<-O->- I don't know if you
remember... <-O->- Yes, yes.

God, it's amazing. Not you going to
believe...

<-O->- we Were just talking about
you. <-O -> - Not!

I swear.

I do read your column every week.

<-O->- I think it's great. <-O -> -
what is the truth?

You have not changed anything.

Neither do you.

Okay, now I have breasts.

Yes.

I'm Simon. The friend is single of
Oliver.

Hello, Georgina.

Oh Rachel! Come!

<-O->- we Should dine someday. <-O->-
Yes.

In reality, I'm with someone.

And who hasn't?

The case is that I am very
complicated.

As you want to.

I'm going for a chocolate. How
someone signs up?

I yes.

We will see you guys.

How a bar of chocolate?

Yes of course...

Yes of course...

Has called Simon.

Super excited, it has been one of the
players who knew.

Do With Georgina?

<-O->- I Think I called her Rachel.
<-O->- Yes.

Very nice, yes.

So who is Georgina?

Anyone, a classmate of my primary
school.

In fact, he was dead with her.

But by God, it has become something
grotesque.

It is frightening what the age.

<-O -> - do you Want to say that
because you don't like? <-O -> - Not!

Why you ask?

You're using the grater upside down.

I like you you.

That's why we live together.

Well, but nothing happens if you like
someone else.

Why? Who do you like?

<-O->- Many men. <-O -> - really?

What...?

Who, for example?

Padraic. The health food store.

The one that does not believe in
deodorant? Galway in the 90s.

"Encadénate to a tree, friend."

Has something wild and intense.

Intensely fragrant.

<-O->- Has called your mother. <-O->-
Not changing the subject.

It seems affectionate.

It has to be to withstand my father.

Why don't you see?

Yes I see it. At weddings and
funerals.

I've stayed to eat with them on
Sunday.

<-O -> - what should You do? <-O->- I
thought that would be good.

Well. But I'm not going.

Is that your grandmother?

He passed away a few years ago.

I'm sorry not to have known of it.

Better this way, sky. I hated the
foreigners.

Especially the ill-educated.

<-O -> - what you don't eat the stew,
Oliver? <-O->- No.

Or talk. Ever.

And if you try something, call Social
Services.

We beg your pardon,

but we are simple people that don't
know saute garlic.

We are not good enough for the great
Oliver Byrne.

It is not that. It never has been.

What is it then?

I am not enough for you, dad.

<-O->- Bibiana is a precious name.
<-O->- Thank You.

What do you do in Dublin?

I'm working on the lnstituto Spanish.

Prepare cultural exhibitions.

You don't have to eat it.

I like it.

Do you see it? She is not a faggot.

The public is frustrated.

Can pass it to the players, if it
has not already occurred.

What grace, it is so different.

The truth is that we have never
been in her flat.

¡Qué me dices! You have to come eat
one of these days.

Are you sure? It would be
great.

Oli, look.

Ana has given me one of her blouses.
What do you think?

That should go to a charity.

Do not listen, you it is precious.

<-O -> - Isn't That Right, Eddie?
<-O->- Yes, very nice.

Very cute, in fact.

We should go to.

Do not stay to drink tea? Teach your
fourth to Bibiana.

I have a lot to do, mom

Already. Is that because you didn't
see never...

We would like to know better to
Bibiana, isn't that right, Eddie?

Yes.

I know that he would love to stay
more time.

Do we stay?

A not found.

<-O -> - Are you decent? <-O->- No.

Thought you might like to look at
this.

Thank you.

Nothing, sky.

Hi, mom.

Not the annoying.

Oh my god!

<-O->- The years of terror. <-O->- No.

Your parents have an incredible bond.

Note that you want.

What? No. No.

People like my parents never fell in
love with,

is satisfied with what is left in the
pot.

When you say "people", you speak of
your parents. You and your family.

That child thought that he was a
martian left in the soil.

You were so cute...

You're so cute...

Bibiana. The blouse does not.

<-O -> - I ruegas that away from me?
<-O->- I implore You.

Agree.

You can enter.

You can not imagine.

The times that fantaseé to make love
to a woman in this bed.

It is not anything easy.

<-O->- Let's make a baby. <-O -> -
what is A baby?

A mini Oliver.

<-O -> - do you Speak seriously?
<-O->- Yes.

<-O->- Is my rest period. <-O -> - Do
Rest?

Of the pill.

<-O->- oh my God. <-O -> - What?

<-O->- Wait. <-O->- Yes.

Wait!

A child of love.

Wait... God...

What has come of that?

I don't know. It was a romantic
impulse.

When you know your parents and see
pictures of you child,

I thought that it would be nice.

Yes, but... these things... there is
that plan.

Or not.

I'm going to take a little bit of air.

Out. First service.

Out. 15-0.

Out. First service.

Out. 30-0.

Holy god.

Eat me. I'm your chocolate bar.

I think I'd better go.

Hey.

How about the opening of the
restaurant?

Well.

You know...

Go.

I'm sad. I want to make peace.

Chocolate.

I have gone with the dessert.

Really?

Bib, listen...

Quiet, I took the pill.

Do you agree?

More chocolate.

The waiter, a clumsy, better I'm
taking a shower.

<-O->- Oliver. <-O -> - Yes?

Sorry to have overwhelmed in the
house of your parents.

I should not make you feel trapped as
well.

We don't have what to talk of
children.

I love you and only want to be with
you.

I also sorry.

Can we pretend that never happened?

Yes, please.

What happens?

Me what you're hiding from something?

No, No.

Like what?

For nothing.

Is well.

I'M WHAT YOU LIKE

Traditionally, the matador represents
the feminine.

Tempts and causes

with her gestures elegant, and hips
undulating,

using average roses and shoes pointed
black.

While the bull represents the
masculine,

the side impulsive and raw nature.

I would die happy with a mouth full
of ham.

You have to try it out.

I can't.

<-O -> - are You evil? <-O->- No.

Food is imported. High carbon
footprint.

And you care because...?

You matter to Rachel.

What do you eat then?

Potatoes, basically. Local, of course.

<-O->- Is insane. <-O -> - What is
insane?

Has stopped the food is imported by
Rachel.

High carbon footprint. It is
important to her.

How pretty! I did not know you were
so romantic.

Romantic nothing, is a coward. Takes,
Rachel is not.

It would be a coward if he were to
lie.

<-O -> - why did you kiss it? <-O->-
Because I am good.

<-O->- don't know nothing. <-O->-
Suspect, even worse.

If you tell the truth, the best thing
you forgive.

<-O->- What a shit tip. <-O->-
nothing.

It was a mistake, it's over.

A mess of a night that is better not
to know.

If you do not confess now, you will
pay.

To grow a cancer in the relationship,
a necrotic tumor, incurable.

While not know anything, we'll be
fine.

<-S -> - And what if he knows? <-O->-
You said no.

I don't know. Women know things.

They know things that they don't know
that you know, do you know?

Don Padraic!

I don't think so. Has invited you to
the health food store.

Hello, Padraic. I am glad that you
came.

Hey, I think you're going to ask you
to let the dogs out.

You did not tell me that it was
bullfighting.

It is a theme in the work of Goya.

- Of Course. You have to close this.
<-O -> - Do You Forgive?

The bullfights are a horror.

It is art, doesn't have to be
politically correct.

This, glorifies cruelty to animals.

<-O->- Is part of our culture. <-O->-
Is torture, not culture.

<-O->- they are Only paintings.
<-O->- Would need to burn them.

As I understand, you are a fascist.

I'm irish, we didn't have any Franco.

And I Spanish, we do allow gay
marriage.

<-O->- Only advocate the animals.
<-O->- it is better for you to go.

Not, to say the barbarians, and
delayed that we are the Spanish.

Does the bullfighting't you think of
barbarians?

<-O -> - I Think that the wars are
barbarians! <-O->- Well, to the
shower.

Oh titan!

<-O -> - o Torture, not culture! <-O
-> - Are you okay?

Did you know that chickens organic

kill them like the kennel?

Yes.

The bathe in water electrified, the
degollan.

Then hang them until they are
completely drained of blood,

the scald to desplumarlos.

And at the end of all that, some
still conscious.

I like the servants, and with corn.

Have emptied our vessel this
morning.

I wonder where will my family.

best take me with them.

<-O->- Is sick. <-O -> - What a view?

"Carnemuerta.info".

Look! Here we will be safe.

Porn torture of chickens.

<-O -> - what Is your work? <-O->- I
sent him Padraic.

The bastard has your mail.

<-O->- di I. <-O -> - What?

Came in the other day to apologize

and to invite me to a coffee.

What a friendly!

I attack your mad dog and he invited
my girlfriend out for a coffee.

We had an interesting talk...

...of the animal kingdom.

Shut up.

He is a guy very lucid and makes you
see things

from another angle, do you know?

It also speaks gaelic.

Says bollocks in two languages.

In three. Know something about
Catalan.

Insurance that yes.

Why are you so jealous?

Why am I jealous of the guy that you
said that makes you wild?

I said that it has something wild.

And don't worry, I never will deceive.

I have been invited to a meeting of
his group tomorrow, if you want to
come.

Hi, and welcome.

Greetings to Bibiana and...

Gulliver.

Oliver.

New blood.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, let's get to the topic.

The letter denouncing Dr. Atkinson by
experimenting with pigs

<-O->- is already sent to the press.
<-O->- Son of a bitch.

<-O -> - What was studied? <-O->- A
cure for multiple sclerosis.

Of course, bastard.

There are alternatives to
experimenting with animals.

Nothing happens, Roy. Here we do not
attempt to convert anyone.

I received an email from
JusticiaAnimal.

They have rabbits for adoption of the
raid on the farm of skins.

I'm six, so that three remain, Puff,

Brownie.

And this is Bernadette.

They need a home.

I colarle two to my home.

Great, Finn. Puff and Brownie,

is Bernadette.

<-O->- I'm going to india. <-O->- I
can't bend over.

Sorry, but Snowy gets very jealous

if you see me pet the other. I'm
afraid that won't accept it.

We have stayed in.

<-O->- "The". <-O -> -. We have
stayed in.

<-O->- Bernadette. <-O -> - what is A
rabbit?

<-O->- The baby-sitting me. <-O->-
Yes, but...

Remember that I am allergic.

What about the rabbits?

All types of hair.

Child I couldn't have a teddy bear.

What we're going to do. To Me, I am
me.

Other matters.

The zoo prepares for its 200th
anniversary.

It is the perfect occasion to protest.

<-O -> - do All in favor? <-O->- Yes.

What's wrong with zoos?

Voted.

How have you been able to say that
you are allergic to the stuffed
animals?

To save the rabbit. Would have
finished cooking it.

<-O->- Has been so obvious that you
lied. <-O->- Just for you.

They are from another planet.

"Atomicemos the doctor for curing a
degenerative disease".

Okay, there are many unnecessary
animal testing.

We should not sprinkle the eyes with
cosmetics.

We should close the zoo of Dublin.

Zoos are cruel. Girl I saddened a lot.

<-O -> - do you Want to take on to
Bernadette? <-O->- I Want to
participate in something.

Before I met you was involved in
politics and now I don't do more.

I'm hungry.

Hello!

My favourite client.

<-O -> - What about the business?
<-O->- With your arrival, the better.

<-O->- As always, please. <-S -> -
And what to miss?

I'll make a salad.

Sorry, we don't serve salads.

As a burger

with tomato, onion and lettuce,
without the burger.

I'm going to try to make me
vegetarian.

You're a joke.

No.

If you boil live snails.

Don't remind me.

It is the friend of the Earth.

Has made you ashamed of eating meat.

Of course not.

Did you see how I devour with the
eyes? As if you were a cucumber.

<-O->- you're obsessed. <-O->-
Because it is a fan.

Hitler was a vegetarian.

Now you talk like my grandfather.

We are in the century XXl. There are
people vegetarian.

<-O->- Not will you last even a week.
<-O->- At least I will have tried.

Have you seen how pale they are? You
will become anemic.

You will lose the concentration. You
throw yourself farting all night.

And goodbye to your libido.

Rabbits have a lot of libido and only
eat lettuce.

And Padraic said that the only thing
that affects

is that the blowjobs are not
vegetarian.

Fabulous.

It may not be so strict.

I don't know.

As we will see.

A quarter of chyle special burger

and another without the burger.

Thank you.

THE BEST RECIPES TO LINK TO.

A FOOD INTOLERANCE.

What about mustard? What about
Ketchup?

No, thank you.

It is rich tofu...

What about your pork chops?

Very tender.

What little lamb baby?

Mom bristle.

Do you mind if I put music?

At all.

What is it?

"Songs from the abattoir".

Do this was not to Eurovision?

DO NOT EAT MEAT.

What happens?

You know to meat.

<-O->- I brush teeth. <-O->- No, it
doesn't matter.

It didn't take anything.

<-O->- I'm going to answer. <-O->-
then Call.

No, No, really.

Actually I have removed the urge,
sorry.

Padraic.

No, no... it's a good time, yes.

Yes, I read the article. I would like
to help

with the group. No, do not interrupt
anything.

Yes, tell me. Great.

<-O->- Congratulations. <-O->- Thank
You.

When is the big day?

On the 12th of December.

Plenty of time to destroy you back.

That will not happen, so buy yourself
a costume because you're the
godfather.

Or the stepfather, for some.

I am glad for you.

They are the following.

<-O -> - do The steak rare? <-O->-
For me, thanks.

And three potatoes from the country
with mashed turnip.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

How is yours?

Very rich. Rich of truth.

Yes, already. I don't believe you.

<-O -> - why is that? <-O->- Let it
be.

The meat is also of the country.

Don't have to feel obligated to ask
for a vegetarian.

To what best want. What better to
have consciousness.

Do you see this? What are they for?

I am omnivore.

And you also before you wash the
brain that ruminant.

He has a name.

Is your complex of paternal.

You are looking for another hero
anorgásmico to save the planet.

Perhaps.

Someone who not only cares about if
the steak tartare is the new sushi.

Sorry, but I am as well.

And not eating meat would be me and
demand an eye.

Miss half of the beauty of this world.

Simon ripped an eye out for Rachel

because you want more than an orange
in south africa.

Do you have any idea what that is for
me to say what I have to eat?

<-O -> - why don't you see a
psychiatrist? <-O->- Well. And by the
way, you look at it.

Well.

<-S -> - And do you know what will
be? <-O -> - What?

They are not animals. You do this to
punish me.

Why, Oliver?

Why do I want to punish you?

Why do I want to punish you, Oliver?
Just tell me.

Say to me, I'm dying to know what you
have done to want to punish you!

Don't come home tonight.

I'm sorry to have ruined the
celebration.

Well-played.

Can I sleep on your couch?

There, there, there.

No... Yes!

yes, Yes, there.

Where? Where? Do you there?

Here it is!

you're huge!

Shut up!

What Bib? I came.

I want to talk about.

What Bib?

Does Bibiana?

HUNGRY FOR AFFECTION.

Oh Oli!

Oh Oli, opens!

6 MONTHS AFTER

We're idiot, we have come to the
rescue. Do you let us pass?

<-O -> - Come On In! <-O->- There it
is, what I see.

Lying on the couch like a fucking
corpse. Move it!

It is coming.

Are you ok?

Go, go, the living-dead.

How do I hold this smell?

God, a little bit of light here.

Oh my god!

I'm going to fill the tub.

Has the boobs bigger.

Yes, a woman in her fullness. One of
the advantages.

You've been working on. I'm glad.

Do not abandon your readers, or when
you go crazy.

"Should a boar serve gazpacho?

cold Soup for a hot tryst".

<-O->- That is very good. <-O->- A
shit.

<-O->- I change It for "foods of
recession." <-O->- That will sell a
lot.

<-O->- There are people suffering,
should be... <-O -> - Do Be what?

What an unbearable, depressing?

The people you read for fun.

<-O->- To forget their miseries.
<-O->- I can't. It makes No sense.

Try to be yourself.

We have eaten at the restaurant
Patrick Guilbaud.

Sends you to be their ravioli of
lobster.

I have lost the appetite.

You were supposed to call my cousin.
You hurt their feelings.

Yes? Sorry.

Leave me a couple. I will never be
happy without Bibiana.

<-O->- Or you were with her. <-O->- I
don't remember it as well.

<-O->- nostalgia is a bitch liar.
<-O->- Has a reason.

Six months have passed, it is time to
turn the page.

It still keeps her box of Tampax in
the bathroom.

- maybe he forgives me and comes
back. <-O -> - let you have It raw!

You what you know.

I know quite a bit.

What do you know?

Nothing. It is my opinion.

You seem quite convinced.

The bath is ready.

What am I hiding?

Nothing, go and wash.

Tell.

Can you tell me what?

<-O->- it is Already pretty miserable
as it is. <-O->- you Have to
disengage your self.

Tell me at once. I can deal with it.

Is well, okay.

We were at a farmer's market and we
found it.

<-O -> - What is it? <-O->- Well.

<-O -> - do You wonder if he received
my messages? <-O->- Yes.

<-S -> - And what he said? <-O->-
That hates you.

Did he say anything more?

Is living with Padraic.

What in the biblical sense?

Possibly.

Like rabbits.

Sorry, colleague.

Are you alright, Oli?

Oli.

<-O->- Wash the clothes as well. <-O
-> - Where are you going?

I'll Leave the meat!

Tofu with seitan, tofu with
seaweed...

<-O->- Tofu with seaweed and
seitan... <-O->- This is madness.

You'll see how to come back with me.

<-O->- you Should change you, not
your diet. <-O->- I Am what I like.

Gelatin trembling...

Speaks to the monumental potato
Dublin north.

Seriously, Oli. I am not a
psychiatrist,

but in terms of emotions, you are a
cagão.

You don't have eggs for leave to
women who do not love you,

so you do that you leave them.

And you did not have enough eggs to
keep the one you love,

because there is something in the
happy endings that I am terrified.

I am terrified to love Bibiana. What
I will demonstrate with my sacrifice.

Ya, I forgot, your sacrifice.

I bet that not hard a week.

OLIVER BYRNE TAKES TO THE TEMPTATION.

<-O->- A pizza. <-O->- Well.

<-O->- This is pepperoni. <-O->- Yes.

I asked for green pepper.

<-O->- The pepperoni is better.
<-O->- Yes.

But I'm a vegetarian.

Why not take away the pepperoni?

Thanks, I had not thought about.

Great. 18 euros, please.

Thank you.

Stay with the change.

Hi, I'm Bibiana, leave your
message.

Hi, Bib, I'm Oliver.

Listen, I already know that you
ignore my messages,

but I just want you to know that I
have left the meat for you.

I have now been a month, 31 days, 744
hours,

and I have to say that I feel
wonderful.

Fully detoxed, a new person.

To be a better person.

In the end, I hope you are well.

Please, call when you want.

Do you say it?

Oliver, I'm a mom.

I need You, son. I don't know what
to do.

He cried out that he was ready the
stew.

I went to the bathroom. And when I
came back...

Call the doctor McGonnall.

I think that it is too late for that
song.

You need to certify the death, mom.

I think I have your number here.

I'll take dad up.

Would you not like to see him as well.

AWARDS, FOOD CRITIC

You wanted so much.

I've been a fucking cocky.

No.

You're just like your father.

Too proud to give in.

But there was a lot of love in this
house.

I thought they were still together by
duty.

What for 40 years?

Why is it that we've taken?

There were things your father that I
were launched and exploded

and vice-versa.

But married to me.

Gave Me a son,

cared always me, I was always given
the hand.

That is not duty.

That is love, Oli.

It is what is left after the
fireworks.

I would like to be alone with him
before the doctor call.

Thanks, mom.

Eddie.

<-O -> - Oh, Bibiana! <-O -> - What
About Oliver?

Bibiana.

We need to talk.

<-O->- Now I can't. <-O->- I Know
that you hate me...

Already do not hate you, Oliver.

This is a peaceful demonstration.

Don't pass nadatío, give us a moment.

<-O -> - What do you want with her?
<-O->- Nothing that will amount to a
monkey.

Now is with me and we are doing well,
yes?

Yes?

Since this is not the jungle, man.

Not to steal the females of other
because we have more facial hair.

You know why you left.

Maybe because your ass is emitting
more pheromones than mine.

Do you want the two to stop this?

Yes, goodbye, go home, yes?

Why? I love her more than you.

Come on, fight with me!

Let see who will mate with her!

You're acting like a fucking idiot.

You're not so alpha male, isn't it?

Let's see how fights!

Oliver, you are not going to fight.

Relax, friend.

<-O -> - What have you done? <-O->- I
have Not done anything.

¡Animal! Are you ok?

Breathe.

<-O->- Sit there. <-O->- Thank You.

What happens?

The stew of my father.

I ate the entire pot.

Died. Last night.

Oh my god. What happened?

Your heart.

I'm so sorry.

Bib, please, forgive me. I have been
a coward.

But now I see things that I could not
see before.

I want to commit myself. Spend the
rest of my life with you.

We will have children together, we
will get married.

I will give you always the hand.

It's crazy, Oli.

I love you. I do not mean to say. You
have to believe me.

I believe in you.

What then?

So... I'm going to the Congo.

What About The Congo?

What do you say?

Padraic will volunteer to reserve
Okapi

and I will assist in the project of
the creation of a school.

God, that is crazy.

Do you realize how dangerous that is?

<-O->- Dublin also. <-O->- I Think
that you shouldn't go.

I need to go.

Please, stay.

Do you want to?

No.

What then?

Then... it is not a problem, it is
not complicated,

do not expect anything from each
other...

And I need to leave behind all of
that.

So you're really determined.

When do you go?

Inside of three days.

I can not believe it...

Sorry.

So I will never see you.

I hope that is not the case.

How am I supposed to live without you?

Better than with me.

I have to go.

I have to bury my father.

<-O -> - how can I help in something?
<-O->- No, it's okay.

And now, an email from Eamonn, in
Offaly, which question

with what food would you compare the
love.

I think that love is like popcorn at
the cinema.

Swallow a handful after another while
we watch the movie,

without realizing it,

until we touch the bottom of the
bucket

and we wonder: "What has happened?

Where are my popcorn?".

That is the love.

Only we realize that it was there,
when it is not.

LIFE IS SWEET.

Goodbye mommy.

<-O->- Hi, daddy. <-O->- Hello, son.

That has really hurt.

<-O -> - How are you doing? <-O->-
Well.

<-O -> - Ok? <-O->- Yes.

<-O -> - What have you been doing?
<-O->- Not much.

Cherry liquor.

And what about yours?

White truffle.

Why have you done that?

I wanted another pawn.

Yes, but now I can eat your queen.

Cappuccino.

Coco.

It's about trying to win, not
acabarte the chocolate.

Good rule for life. I wish I would
have learned before.

I heard from mom that sex is better
with Michael than with you.

I am glad that my 10 year old son is
so well informed.

<-O->- I asked why they had married.
<-S -> - And what he said?

Who were the two bounce of others.

Then she became pregnant and decided
to keep going.

And we are glad we have done it.

It is the best thing that ever
happened to us ever.

Who do you bounce?

Of a Spanish.

What was better, sex with mom?

Eddie, you're ten years old.

You should think about horror movies
and violent video games.

Hello.

Do you want a chocolate?

Do not accept chocolates from
strangers. Could be a pervert.

<-O->- Quiet, I am not. <-O->- That
would say a pervert.

What is a pervert?

<-O->- A stranger who gives you a
chocolate. <-O->- do Not listen, I'm
your dad.

I don't have a dad.

How is that?

We are only mom and me.

If I am arrested, you will pay the
deposit with your pay.

Are you still in love with the
Spanish?

Ten years have passed.

What...?

He went to Africa.

Why we're not going to find it?

It was with a furry named Padraic.

Maybe he ate a lion.

Or they broke up and now would be
glad to see you.

Life is not like that.

Check.

<-O -> - What? <-O->- Yes.

Yes, that would be fantastic.

Well, good-bye.

What is this?

Liquor.

Who you gave it to the waiter?

No, the perv.

Who taught you that word?

The child.

What child?

The child with the pervert.

What perverted?

<-O->- Your dad. <-O -> - What dad?
Where?

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