All language subtitles for The Lords of Flatbush (1974) 1080p

...of the United
States of America

and to the republic for which
it stands.

One nation, under God,

indivisible,

with liberty and justice for
all.

- Bader?
- Here.

- Bender?
- Here.

Cohen? Absent.

- Di Marco?
- Here.

- Epstein?
- Here.

- Friedman?
- Here.

- Hawkman?
- Here.

- Jacobs?
- Here.

- Katlin?
- Here.

- Levine?
- Here.

- Malinco?
- Malincanico.

- Matthew, George?
- Here.

- Murgalo?
- Yo!

- Rosiello?
- Present.

- Tyrell?
- Yeah, present.

- Weinstein?
- Hey, you know you get that
right every morning?

- Yuckamanelli?
- Here.

We have a new student who has
just transferred into our
class today,

Miss Jane Bradshaw. Please
say hello.

Hello.

Class, I have some
instructions for you on fire
drills.

I have some instructions for
you on fire drills,

so please take out
a paper and take them down.

- Mr. Cohen, you're late.
- No I'm not.

Miss Molina, I just saw the
principal in the hallway

and he says he's gotta
talk to you immediately.

Oh. All right now class, I
have to go to the principal's
office.

But before I go, Mr. Cohen is
passing out these sheets of
yellow paper

and I want you to put your
last name first and your first
name last at the top.

Followed by today's date and
the period that you are here,

which for your information,
is homeroom.

Now I'll be... Chaz!

Now I'll be right back. So
please have those sheets
filled out.

Here she comes!

Mr. Cohen, where is my chalk?

Why don't you take a look in
your desk, Miss Molina? You
might find some chalk there.

Ooh.

Mr. Rosiello, Mr. Murgalo,
Mr. Tyrell,

I am separating the three of
you
for your own good.

Mr. Rosiello, you come right
up here in front of me.

And Mr. Murgalo, you sit in
the last row by the
blackboard.

- Where is Mr. Tyrell?
- Huh?

- You stay there.
- Oh, thank you.

Mr. Rosiello.

Come on up here, Mr. Rosiello.

I am keeping you
separated like this

so we don't have any
more of that delinquent
behavior

that we have had in the past.
Is that clear?

Sit down. Copy this
information down.

Mr. Rosiello, what do you
think you are doing?

Well, there does seem to be a
draft going across that seat.

I just thought I'd move back
so I wouldn't get in the
draft.

All right. But just don't
make me throw you out.

I wouldn't want you to do
that.

- Got another draft, Mr.
Rosiello?
- I don't know what it is.

Wherever I sit there seems to
be a draft. Either that or the
sunlight's in my eyes.

- You don't mind if I move back
here, do you?
- Sit down.

Now if you will all settle
down and stop moving about

maybe we could learn something
today.

Don't you agree?

Get out of here!
Get out of here!

And don't come back until you
have a letter from your
mother. Do you hear me?

Chico, Butchey, Wimpy, I'll
see you at the hotdog man,
okay?

And I'll
see you too, sweet meat.

- Howdy, David.
- Hi, Ma.

Why don't you drink out of
a glass?

- That's a glass.
- I'm making you a sandwich.

- Oh, Blackout.
- Don't eat cake. I'm making
you a sandwich.

I don't want a sandwich.

- You're going to ruin your
appetite.
- No I'm not.

You're going to ruin your
teeth.

I'm gonna ruin my face.

- David.
- Goodbye, Ma. I gotta go.

- What do you mean you gotta
go? You just came in.
- I'm in a rush, okay.

- I'm expecting you home for
supper.

Okay, don't worry, Ma.
I'll be here.

Let's go, let's go.

- Strike one!
Strike one.
Right over there.

- What do you mean, strike?
- Strike one, right?

- It was right over the plate.
- Hey, look at this.

Hey.

Why don't you put an egg in
your shoe and beat it?

Scram, honeys.

Dork.

- Hi, Stanley.
- Hi, Chico.

- Hi, Frannie.
- How are you?

Hi, baby, how you doing?

- Annie, come on. I'll see you
tonight.
- Yeah, yeah.

See you tonight, Chico.

- Nice shot.
- Thanks.

Do you want to play a little
nine ball?

A buck a throw?

Rack 'em up. I'll break.

Okay. I'm gonna take the deuce
in the caboose.

Tre, the same way.

Four out the back door.

Hey, what kind of a thing is
that? What are you, outlaws?

Is that a club or something?

Yeah, it's a whatchamacallit,
a social athletic club.

You know. We play a little
ball, bust a few heads.

- You ever hear of the Js?
- No, where they from?

- Avenue J.
- Oh yeah. I think I remember
hearing about them.

- You know we broke up.
- Did you have a lover's
quarrel?

You remind me of a guy I used
to know. He used to be in the
Js.

A little short guy. We used to
call him Mouse.

- You watch it.
- What are you gonna call a
little fellow named mouse?

- He's only 5'3".
- Well let me tell you
something.

First of all, I'm not 5'3",
I'm 5'6".

And second of all, it ain't
the size, man. It's whether or
not you got balls, you know?

You're 100 percent right. If
you got balls, you got nothing
to worry about.

That's right.

- You look like you can handle
yourself pretty well.
- I do all right, you know.

I do better in groups. You
know what I mean?

I like to know if I get
in trouble

I can snap my fingers,
man, and the Lords
come out running.

Like I feel good around my
friend, Stanley.

He's what you call my
insurance.

- Hey Wimp.
- Hey Stan.

Where did you go?

There you go pool player.
I didn't get your name, man.
What's your name?

You can call me Moose, but now
everybody calls me Mambo.

Moose Mambo, this is Stanley.
And this is Chico.

- Moose, huh?
- Mambo.

If you're Moose the rest of
your friends must be killers,
huh, Moose?

What do you mean
by that?

Pay no attention to the Fig
Newton. He don't know what
he's talking about.

- How many time a day I gotta
threaten your life?
- I forget, you know.

Hey Chic, you ever hear of
the Js, man?

Yeah, it's a bird, man.

You know if he was on Avenue
J, he wouldn't talk like that.

Yeah, well I'll tell you
something about Avenue J.

I eat Avenue J.

Hey Moose. Let's say you and
me play a little game of pool,
huh?

- Good idea.
- Yeah, I'll rack 'em up.

- Five dollars a throw, right?
- That's good.

- Go ahead and break.
- Gimme my dollar back.

I think it's my shot.

Normally it would be.

- This ain't no game for me,
man.
- Here, we play by me rules.

You'd lose a fin.

- Listen, I'll see you guys
around.
- Hey!

- Don't do that.
- Don't do what?

- Hey, who is this guy?
- He is the guy that gonna
tell me to kill you.

- Tell you to what?
- To kill you.

Hey listen. Maybe one at a
time. But not three against
one.

Hey, do you know who I am?

Do you know who I am, huh?

I'm gonna tell you something.
I don't like no punky people
up around here

with a mouth on them.
You understand?

- Okay!
- Is that clear?

- Okay!
- I don't like you!

- Okay.
- Take off old man.

- See you around.
- Take off.

I like that guy. He's all
right. He's got balls. You
know what I mean?

As long as he can't beat me,
it's all right.

Come on, Wimp, rack 'em up,
will you?

Chico, this is the outfit that
I was telling you about this
afternoon.

- Yeah?
- I got it special, just for
you.

- Give me a hand with
the blanket.
- Sure.

Listen, Chico.

I don't know why I came here
tonight.

Just take your boots off and
put them on the corner.

No really. I thought you were
going to take me out for a
change. I got all dressed up.

Hey, you look terrific.

- Do I?
- Yeah.

Chico, do you think maybe
tomorrow night we could go
into New York City?

Like maybe to the Roxy or
something really classy.

- Yeah, we could do that.
- Yeah.

Chico, you know you're getting
fresh.

- Come on, baby.
- Chico.

Chico, no. Chico.

Yeah.

Oh, Chico.

Chico, you know. This is what
Frannie got pregnant by fairly
not too long ago.

Oh my God.

Chico.

You made a mess.

Chico, can we go to Wendy's
now, so I can get some clams
on a half shell?

Yeah, we'll see.

- Hey, did you say Frannie's
pregnant?
- I didn't say that.

Okay.

What's she gonna do?

Stanley's gonna marry
her. That's what she's
gonna do.

You know something, Chico.

There are a lot worse things
in this world than
getting married.

Hello. Is Jane there?

Yes, sir. I realize it's late,
but I've been trying to get
her.

Would you tell her Carl Erskin
is calling?

Hello, Jane.

Yeah, it's Chico from class.

Chico, slow down here, I gotta
get off.

What do you mean, you gotta
get off? Where are you going?

I'll see you later!

Chico, I'm going to get in
trouble!

Come on, you gotta give me
a kiss.

Bye!

I'm late.

For what?

My friend. I'm a month late
with my friend.

- What friend is that, Frannie?
- Stanley, I'm pregnant.

That rubber band didn't work.

What are you gonna do?

Tell me who the guy is and
I'll kill him, Fran.

What are you gonna do?

I ain't doing nothing.
What do I gotta do?

What do I gotta do?

Well, we could announce our
engagement in the
Brooklyn Eagle next week.

No Frannie. No way.
You, you...

You.
You're the one who's pregnant,
not me. You.

Why me Frannie? Why not some
of these other guys?

You know there's nobody else.

Yeah, I know. I know.

Damn. Why ain't you pretty?

How would you like me to tell
those guys over there that
you cry when you come.

I'm kidding. Now listen to me.
That's enough.

Come here.

Frannie, are you sure about
this?

Yes, Stanley, I'm sure.

- What am I going to tell my
mother?
- I don't know.

- What do I say to the priest
in confession?
- I don't know.

What kind of clothes am I
going to wear to school?

I don't know, Frannie.

Listen to me. I know a guy who
uh...

Who knows a guy downtown...

He handles these things.

- You're going to be a father.
- I don't want to be a father.
You understand?

I don't want to be a father.

I'm too young to be a father.

But you're old enough to make
me pregnant.

And to go in the Army.

If I married you, I wouldn't
have to go in the Army,
would I?

Stanley, it could be terrific.

We could get our own
television and watch American
Bandstand all the time.

Then we could buy a two-family
house, right here in the
neighborhood

and my mother could live
downstairs.

- Maybe she could even pay
the mortgage.
- Frannie. Listen to me.

You sound like we've got a
license already.

Right now I don't want to get
married. Truthfully.
I don't want to.

I was just kidding to be a
prick.

Just kidding.

Stanley.

Stanley.

I love you.

Hi.

My parents wanna
meet you.

These are my parents. Mommy,
Daddy, Chico Tyrell.

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

- We've hear a lot about you.
- Yeah?

Jane told us that you were in
some of her classes and

that you met the other night
at a fraternity party.

- All right, look, excuse me
for a moment. Will you please?
- Certainly dear.

- Yeah.
- Are you a member of that
fraternity?

No. I uh... I belong to the
Lords.

Well, is that a fraternity?

No. It's what you might call a
social athletic club.

Uh-huh, I see. Do you play a
regular position or something?

No, nothing set.
It's just...

We just sort of take turns.
If you know what I mean.

- Look who's here.
Nancy, what are you doing
out of bed?

- Chico, this is Jane's sister,
Nancy.
- Hi.

- My sister says you're cute.
- Hey.

Yeah?

Well your sister tells me
you got a cold.

- Chico's right. Now be a good
girl and run on up to bed.
- I don't want to.

Mommy and Daddy will be home
soon. And we'll bring you
something. Okay?

- Good night.
- Good night honey.

- Don't forget to bring me
something.
- We won't dear. Goodnight.

Come on, Pat, let's go. It's
not right to keep everybody
waiting.

- You're right. I'm very happy
to have met you, Chico.
- Yeah.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight dear.

We'll be in the Officer's Club
at Fort Hamilton.

We'll be home early, if I can
get your mother away from
the General.

- Goodnight Mom and Daddy. Have
a good time.
- Goodnight.

You know you're going to be
the most beautiful bride.

Oh Annie. Coming from you
that's really important
to me.

I can just see you now
walking down the aisle
of that church.

Annie, how do you think it's
gonna sound when I say

bless me Father for I
have sinned. I'm pregnant?

- I'm sure he's heard that so
many times before.
- You think so?

Of course. That's why they
call it Our Lady of a Thousand
Sorrows.

Are you gonna throw me a
shower?

That's for me to know and
for you to find out.

- Oh, come on, Annie.
- No, I'm not gonna tell you.

Now come on. We're here to
look for rings. Do you see
anything that you like?

What about this one?

Frannie, that's really yellow.

Hello, are you Mr. Birnbaum of
Birnbaum brothers?

No, I'm his son.
Can I help you?

Um, yes you can. We'd like
to see that ring, please.

Who's it for?

It's for my friend here.

- Is this the one?
- That's it.

It's a beautiful ring. Come
on, try it on.

- Oh Annie, look at it.
- That is just gorgeous.

That is the most stunning
thing I have ever seen in my
whole life.

Oh, it's so right.
Oh, it's gorgeous.

- I've gotta have it.
- Definitely.

- It's me.
- I know.

Annie, it's really me.

I've never seen anything so
beautiful in my whole
life.

What is Stanley gonna say?

- Just tell him to get a job.
From nine to five.
Don't worry.

Yeah, but then he's not gonna
be able to go to college.

Excuse me, but how much is
that ring?

Let me see. This is our one
and a half karat,

marquis setting, with the two
baguettes.

- $1,600.
- $1,600?

- That is including the
baguettes, of course?
- Of course.

- Annie.
- Do you have a layaway plan
here?

Yes, we do.

- That's good.
- Annie.

What time are you open until?

We're open until nine, every
night.

Could you put that ring away
for us? And we'll be back
and pick it up.

Of course I can.

Now don't sell it to anyone
else.

No, I won't sell it to
anybody else.

- Annie.
- Okay. We'll definitely be
back.

- I'll look for you.
- Thank you.

- Thanks for calling.
- Bye-bye. See you later.

Okay now. We have to get your
shoes and the bag.

And the gloves.

What are you doing out of
bed?

I want a glass of water.

Okay, get it. But hurry up and
get back to bed.

Go on.

Good night.

Good night, Nancy.

- Good night, Chico.
- Good night.

Go on.

Please.

Don't worry, baby. It's okay.
I won't hurt you.

It's okay.

- No.
- What's wrong.

- I love you.
- No!

What color are my eyes?

Purple.

It's just that you make me
very nervous sometimes,
Chico.

Yeah?

Well maybe I wouldn't make you
so nervous if I wasn't here.
Okay.

Okay. Cut the cards.

- Hey you're in a hurry to
lose, right?

- Yeah.
- There you go. All shuffled.

Okay. The tenth time today.

I win. You lose.

Hey, what are you doing there?

Brooklyn bad man.

- Tell me about the beach.
- She's beautiful.

- Beautiful? Man, she's ugly.
- Hey, watch it.

We just want to know
what happened.

- What did you do to her?
- Take a dip in the pool, or
something?

Did you get her on the beach?

What did she do to you, man?

Hey man, Did you tell her that
we all share and share alike
around here?

I'm sorry. I didn't happen to
mention you guys.

It didn't come up in
the conversation.

You didn't tell her about us?

Not even me, Chico. What are
you, a loon?

- Did you get your hands on
those lemons?
- Lemons?

- Grapes.
- Grapes?

- Bits?
- Bits!

- Come on, man.
- Come on, Chico, what did
you do?

What do you want? Do you want
to get your rocks off on
my date?

Ooh. Uh-oh.

Well you've got your own
little pepperoni, man.

What are you doing?

- Why don't we trade hits?
- Hey. Come on, man.

- Chico, why don't we
trade hits?
- Come on.

We can trade hits. And if you
lose, you tell me everything.

Yeah, what if I win?

I'm leaving if you win.

I'm leaving town if you win.

- Come on, Chico.
- No, no, no.

My money is on Chico.

Come on, man. I just don't
want to mess up your hair.

Tell you what. I'm gonna
give up my ring so I don't
hurt you.

Thanks.

I'm gonna hit you.

Listen Chico. When it's over,
I want your bike. I'll take
good care of it.

- You want to go first?
- No man.

Remember, you lose, you tell
everything.

Hey, that's the
way Crazy hits.

Ooh.

- You all right?
- Yeah, sure.

You, you're all right? You're
cool?

Hey. Just serve up a couple
of egg creams for me and
Chico, all right?

- You all right?
- Yeah.

You better make it four egg
creams. Send them up.

You're okay Chico. That stung.

Hey, if it isn't Annie and
Frannie.

Annie, Frannie. Frannie,
Annie. How's it hanging?

Hey Chico, it's Annie from
Frannie Nanny.

Hi Chico.

Don't look at me, man. I ain't
here.

Hello Chico.

What's the matter? Don't you
want to see me anymore?

Yeah. I do.

I just uh... all my homework,
you know.

Do you think it's easy keeping
up that average?

You're so mature.

What's the matter, Chico?

Really, don't you want to see
me anymore?

You're acting like a real
hyena, Chico.

If you get tired of "Little
Miss White Bread" you could
give me a call.

I'll tell you, if I want to
call you, I will. If I don't,
I won't, okay.

Well, if I'm around I'll be
there. And if I'm not,
I won't.

You know something, Chico?
I really don't understand you.

I really don't.

You know
something, Chico. I really
don't understand you.

I really don't.

Let's go, Frannie.

She'll go when I tell her
to go.

You can go.

Bye Stanley. It was really
nice spending time with you
again.

- I wish we never
came. He drives me crazy.
- I know what you mean.

Hi, Jane.

- See Jane run.
There's Jane
running.

Run, run, run.

Hey Butch, look at
this.

You know what Chico
really needs? Chico needs a
car.

You want to steal a
car?
Yeah.

I can hot-wire any car
in the world. You steal it,
I'll hot-wire it.

Don't you worry,
Chico.

You guys find
the car and I'll start it.

The car ain't been built that
I can't start.

I hope Chico
appreciates this, you know...

What are you stupid
or something?
- Come on.

I told you. To sneak
in a place, you gotta be
careful.

- Shut your mouth.
- Shut up.

Look, I got the
brains.
- Shh.

Don't be talking.

Whew.

Well?

- Well, that.
- You mind?

I'm fine, I did it once in a
movie, I thought I might be
able to do it.

We're counting on you, you
know, and you're lying.

- God damn it, whose idea was
it?
- Your idea! It was your idea!

Alright, keep it
down... He's got the keys!

- Put on the car,
start the car.
- Alright, alright, sh.

Slam down the trunk.

Who said you could
drive, man?
I can drive.

Get out of there,
get out.

Come on!

- Shot gun!
- Bullshit!

Hey man, we got a car!

Let 'er rip!

- Ace.
- Ace. Three bam.

- Three bam.
- Two bam.

Hey Martha, you make the
most beautiful spread.

Annie, never compared to you!

And the pineapple was
beautiful.

Oh, look who's here. David,
how are you?

Oh God, look at how tall...

Say hello.

Hi, how are you?

I can remember him when he was
a baby.

Martha, he looks just like
you. The image of you.

Oh, that cleft, I love it.

- Can I have ten bucks?
- What are you going to do with
ten dollars?

You got a good way of spending
it or what?

Same old story, all the time.

Is she a nice girl? Is she
worth ten dollars?

You want to take out my
daughter? She's beautiful.

- When are you going to call my
daughter?
- We'd love to hear from you.

Be back by 11:30.

So long, Ma.

- Enjoy. Have a piece of
pineapple.
- No, that's okay, thanks.

- Goodnight, David.
- Goodnight.

With all the talking around
here how can you remember what
you're playing?

So long, Mom. I'll be home by
11.

Come on, baby.

Whose car did you say this
was?

- Yeah, I thought you'd
like it.
- I love it.

...they're sparkling cold, the
juicy franks sizzling hot.

There's delicious coffee
freshly brewed.

And all kinds of ice cream and
candy to tempt you.

Come help yourself to the big
variety of quality goodies.

Showtime will be announced
loud and clear to get you back
to your car in time.

So, stretch your legs. Come to
the snack bar now.

Hey, your eyes
aren't purple.

They're blue.

I'm glad you
caught that.

- Do you trust me?
- Mm-hmm.

Do you trust me?

Yeah.

Trust me?

- Trust me.
- No.

Hey!

Did you miss me?

No.

Okay.

- What do you think? Huh?
- Why didn't you tell me?

* When you're alone,
when you're
alone

* People look
at you differently

* They treat you with dignity

* Knowing you are alone

* Knowing you...

* I wish I was...

* All...

* Alone...

* You are alone

- Ain't exactly Ted Mac.
- Nah, that was good.
We'll get better.

Yeah, practice should help.

- Oh, I gotta go home.
- What for?

I gotta be home at 12 o'clock.
My mother waits up for me.

- I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
- Bye.

Man, we steal Chico a car, we
sit here like a pack of
schmucks.

Ha, that's what I don't
understand, how he can see
the same broad every night.

Cause he's probably having a
good time.

You guys want to go? Want to
go?

Ah, you guys are in a hurry,
you can go.

- Want to go?
- I'll see you tomorrow.

Come on Killer, let's go.

- See ya, Butchey.
- Yeah, yeah. Take it easy.

- Night Eddie.
- Yeah.

Discuss.

Hey Eddie.

Why do you think we spend so
much time in this stinking
place?

- Must be my egg creams.
- Yeah, I guess so.

Butchey, um...

You mind if I, uh, stick my
two cents in worth where it
don't belong?

Can I stop you?

You sure you don't mind me
butting in?

Eddie, as long as you don't
come over here and give me a
great big kiss,

-anything goes.
- Well, that's what I mean.
That's exactly it.

- What?
- You're a wise guy.

Me?

I ain't no genius, but I'm
smarter than you

because you're a schmuck.

- Well, is that it? I mean are
you finished?
- No, I'm not.

You're a schmuck because you
got brains. Not a lot...

But you got brains and you're
wasting them.

Oh, don't stop now, man.
You're just getting hot. I
ought to be taking notes.

- Alright, forget it.
- No, no. Don't forget it.

You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to go home tonight,
Eddie,

and I'm going to paint you
a masterpiece.

You know what I think? I think
that this little talk tonight
has done me a world of good.

- Get the hell out of here.
- Eddie.

I'm going to do something
wonderful with my life.

And I owe it all to you.

Hey Eddie...

Goodnight.

Trust me?

Don't cry, babe. What's the
matter?

What's the matter?

Nothing.

Tell me what's the matter.

No.

Don't you like us together?

That's not it.

- Well then tell me. What is
it?
- I don't know!

Tell me!

I don't want to talk about
it.

Yeah, well I want to talk
about it.

- What, did I hurt you or
something?
- No.

Come on, tell me what it is. I
want to talk about it.

You're so beautiful. Come on.

- Look, I don't want to be just
another...
- What?

- I don't want to be that.
- What?

- Chico, I don't want to talk
about it.
- I want to talk about it.

Tell me!

Look, I just don't want to
be...

Just another... I don't want
that.

I know.

Until I met you I didn't think
it was possible, either.

Never seen a broad get so
upset at a movie before.

Hey Butchey.

- Chico!
- Yeah?

- Shut up, man. My parents are
sleeping.
- Yeah, yeah.

Hey, can I come up?

- Yeah, go around the side.
- What?

- Go around the side.
- Okay.

What you do tonight?

What you do tonight?

Well, I took, uh, Jane to the
drive-in.

How far did you get?

Hey, do you want to help me
dump the car?

Come on, help me dump the car,
okay?

It's late. Tomorrow.

What are you pissed off about?

Who's pissed off? I'm not
pissed off.

What's with you, man?

Nothing!

Jane!

Want to talk about it?

Well, there isn't, uh...

There isn't much to say.

I mean, what can I say?

You got nothing to say I can
go to sleep.

Okay.

Well, here they are. Here's
the happy couple.

- Congratulations.
- Yeah, yeah. Thanks.

Uh, we came for it.

Let me get it.

I know in my mind that I
wanted to be engaged.

You know something, Stanley?
You've got the best girl in
all of Brooklyn.

- Yeah, yeah. I know.
- You do.

Oh! Look at that ring.

- Oh Stanley, couldn't you just
picture that on her finger?
- Isn't this a beauty?

Here let me try it on.

I want you to know something
about this ring.

It's an investment in
the future.

Oh Stanley, isn't it
beautiful?

This is the ring I've wanted
all my life.

- Stanley, you know they grow
more valuable in time.
- You women, hey.

Tell me something about this
ring.

Well, it's, uh, one and a half
karat marquis.

In a platinum setting. Two
baguettes.

- It's a beauty.
- No, no, no.

Tell me about "it."

Oh, 1,600 dollars.

16.

Hey, Birnbaum, do you got
something else over there?

Say, something
about the same size.

Do you have something like
that? Huh?

I'll try and look.

- Let's get out of here.
- Stanley, we could do it on
the layaway plan.

- Stanley, you could even have
them consign it.
- I don't want nothing on

consignment, Annie.

Do me a favor. Why don't you
go outside and run your teeth
on the curb.

- Do me a favor would you?
- Very funny, Stanley.

Don't talk to her like that,
Stanley.

What do you think she's one of
the boys on the corner?

She's my best friend and she's
going to be my maid of honor.

That's right, Stanley.

Look, who ever heard of a maid
of honor that rides in on a
broom, huh?

I want that ring, Stanley.

I got a ring for you, Fran.
I've got a ring for you.

Round my bathtub.

Christ.

Tell me again. How much is
it?

How much is everything?

- The other ring?
- This, yeah, the ring she has.

This ring is, um, 1,600
dollars.

It's marked down from 2,200
dollars and it's a steal.

It's a beautiful ring.

I don't want the ring,
Stanley! I don't want it! I
don't want it!

Will you listen to me? Hey,
you want to calm down a
minute? Listen to me.

Listen to me.

I'll get you an ID bracelet or
something, alright?

- You cheapskate.
- You are so cheap, Stanley.

Hey, meatball. I'm saving for
a car.

- I'm saving for a car.
- You're saving for a car?

You know, that's all you ever
think of is money, money,
money.

You know something, I don't
think I'm even going to let
you marry my girlfriend.

- Annie, shut up!
- Hey, listen to me, Daddio,
listen to me.

You got one of those rings,
the thing where you take it
out for ten days

-and you bring it back...
- I don't want it for ten days,
Stanley.

- I want it forever!
- You know what I mean? It's a
ten day ring.

- Stanley...
- You have one back there?

I love you. Buy me that ring!

Alright, how much you want?

- I'll take ten percent, that's
160 dollars.
- Nah, 90.

What ring?

Stanley, we're engaged! Oh,
the ring is beautiful!

Did anybody ever tell you
you've got real class,
Stanley?

Alright, hey Fran, Fran,
Frannie! Listen to me,
Frannie!

Will you shut up a minute?

- Stanley, it's beautiful!
- Oh, it's beautiful!

Frannie, Frannie, will you
take the ring...

Will you take the ring outside
and look at it in the dark
or something, will you?

Take the ring out and see if
it cuts glass or something.

- Oh Annie! Oh!
- I don't believe it! It's so
gorgeous.

Just look at the color.

It's a beautiful ring.

Listen to me. Listen Daddio.

See that girl that just walked
out there?

You ever show her a $1,600
ring again,

you know what's going to be
written on your tombstone?

No? You know what's going to
be written on your tombstone?

"I was dumb enough to show
Frannie Malincanico a $1,600
ring."

Know what I mean?

Oh, it looks fabulous.
It's just so gorgeous.

Oh! Ah! You are so lucky.

- Did I do it?
- Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Wonderful.

Stanley, this is the happiest
day of my life!

Did I do it? Yeah, I know.

Stanley, this is the happiest
day of my life, too.

- I can't believe it.
- Who's the best guy in the
world?

Oh, you are, Stanley.

- Is that real?
- Yes, of course it is!

Hey, let me kiss the bride!

And the bridette!

You sure?

I'm going to be a little late.

- Okay, well, see you later.
- See you later.

I'd be so much happier if you
were getting married, too.

But that's what I always
counted on. That's why I'm so
happy for you.

I've always wanted a double
wedding.

I know, Annie. But don't
worry, listen. Stanley has a
cousin in New Jersey.

He's gorgeous. Father owns a
pizza place.

- Really?
- I promise I'll fix you up.
Don't worry.

- Okay.
- Hey, my man Chico!

- There's Chico.
- Hey! Chico!

You know what? Stanley just
got engaged!

- Congratulate him!
- Come on, go ahead. Go talk to
him.

Hey, congratulations. Really.

Hey, hey Butchey. Are you
interested in a little fun,
man, huh?

- Not now.
- Chico, I have to talk
to...

Not now, alright? Not now.

Listen, Butch, hey, you
interested in a little, uh,
entertainment, man?

- What kind of entertainment?
- Like putting your fist
through somebody's face, man.

- Who's face?
- Arnie Levine, that's who,
man.

Oh hey, yeah, yeah!

Got time, Stanley?
What about you?

- Got to do it today?
- Yeah, man. I need it right
now, man. I need you.

- Where is he?
You are not going!
You promised me.

What are you pulling, huh?

I want to tell you something.

Don't ever tell me what to do.
And don't ever tell me what
not to do.

You understand me?

Do you?

Come on, man. Those
guys have been asking for it.
Come on.

Hey, hey, calm down.

- Let's go!
- Alright!

Stanley! Come back!

You have your Sunday clothes
on!

Arnie Levine! Get your ass out
here!

Hey, you homo fairies dancing
in there?

Hey, you guys coming out or do
we need to go get you?

- Hey, this time you're going
to lose your balls for real.
- Get out here!

You scumbags!

- Who wants me?
- I do, Levine!

- Guys, get back to work,
come on!
I do.

What do you want?

You!

Guys! Get out of here.

Get out of here!

Butchey!

Hey Butchey! Hey, Butchey, you
okay, man?

Hey, Stanley.

My leg.

I think it's broken.

Come here.

Come here, what happened
to your foot? What happened to
your foot?

Don't scratch, hey!

Thatta pretty girl, yeah.

If you eat your food, you know
what's going to happen to you?

You know what's going to
happen? You're going to

grow up to be a bald eagle.
You want to be a bald eagle?
Huh?

Or do you want to be a squirt?
Who do you want to be?

Hey, Rocky Marciano! How are
ya?

- Hey, what ya doing Jake?
- Not much, man. I went to see
Butchey.

- How is he, how is he?
- He's alright, man. You going
to go over and see him?

No, no, no, no, no.

Uh, I don't fit in well with
hospitals. You know, I'm kind
of afraid of the whole thing.

- I don't like it.
- How ya feeling, man?

I can't complain, you know. I
think I hurt my neck a little
bit in the fight, you know.

Nothing serious, you know. But
uh...

- Hey, you mind if I come up?
- No, no. Come on up but, uh,

watch yourself right over
here. It's a little tricky.

It's a little tricky.

That's it. You got it. Good
boy.

You know, Chico, I've been
thinking about getting some
chickens, you know.

- What for?
- What do you think about
raising chickens?

- What for?
- I figure this way, you know,
Rhode Island chickens, right?

There's supposed to lay good
eggs, right? I bet I could
sell the eggs in the

neighborhood and when these,
uh, Rhode Island chickens
get too fat to lay anymore

eggs, I can eat them. What do
you think?

Yeah, man. You can support
your family, huh?

- She ain't pregnant.
- She ain't?

- Nah, she ain't.
- Hey, man it's good, you don't
have to marry her then.

Nah, I don't have to marry
her, but I might. You know? I
might.

Hey, Chico, you know what you
really got to have to raise
pigeons?

You know what you really got
to have? You got to have a
thing what they call

- country blood.
- Yeah?

- Hey, like you got?
- Yeah, I got country blood,
that's right.

You know, when you ain't
around here, like when you're
out there

screwing around on your little
motorcycle. Huh, you know what
I do?

You really want to know what
I do? I come up here, I sit in
my coop, and I read.

- You read, man? What do you
read?
- Uh, maps.

What the hell do maps got to
do with anything?

Maps got a lot to do with a
lot of things. Listen.

See, I figure it this way. The
more maps you read, right,
the more you know

know about where you want to
go.

Like, well, what I do is... you
pick a place. Okay? Any place
in this whole stinking

world. You pick a place and
I'll show you.

- Man, alright. Tokyo.
- Alright, Tokyo.
Good spot, okay.

Here's what we do. First, you
got to pretend you're a
pigeon.

Now, you look that way, you
close your eyes, okay?
Now. Go on.

Now, pretend you're flying and
you're flying and you're going
farther and farther.

Now right here, Chico, you
look down.

Look down, Chico. Do you see
what's down there? Look
what's down there, Chico.

- Look, look.
- Yeah, man. I see what's down
there.

I see pigeon shit!

Oh, come on, man. Listen
to me.

You want to do it or not? Now
you're a pigeon, okay?

Alright, now shut your eyes.
Dude, come on. Watch me.

You're going and you're flying
and you're going over
mountains and going over the

ocean. And your arms are
getting tired. And you're
going farther and farther.

Now right here, Chico, right
here. Look down, man. Look
down. Do you see what's

down there? Chinks.

Chinks. Do you know what that
means, man? Chinks. You're
in Tokyo, man.

- We're in Tokyo.
- No, man. We're not in Tokyo,
we're on the roof!

We're on the roof, man. Don't
you see? We're not in Tokyo.

- I'm in Tokyo.
- Yeah?

- Yeah.
- Well, what's it look like,
Stanley?

What's it smell like
in Tokyo?

What's a matter, Chico, huh?
Your bike broke, what's a
matter?

Hey, man, that's the point,
man. That's the whole point.
Man, I got a bike.

I can go places, man. I can go
places.

That's the whole thing, you
see. I don't need a bike to
go any place, Chico.

To go places, I don't even
have to really go places.

- You gotta have imagination.
- Nah, man.

- I got imagination!
- You can have all the
imagination you want, man.

You're never going to see
no Chinks in Tokyo.

Listen to me, that's a
stinking lie! I know what I do
and you don't know what I do.

If I say I've been to Tokyo,
I've been to Tokyo and nobody
can tell me different.

I'll tell you something else,
Chico.

I don't like you coming
up here telling me what I can

- do, and what I can't do.
- Alright. Alright.

I can see right through you,
man!

- I see right through you.
- You're going to be pigeon
shit.

Pigeon shit, man. You got
that? You're going to be
pigeon shit.

Hey Chico! Chico!

I'm going to forget that,
Chico!

Chico, you know why?

Do you, you know why?

'Cause if I don't forget that
you're going to be buried,
Chico!

You're going to be buried!

You're going to be buried, you
hear me?

- Stanley?
- What do you want?

What's wrong?

I'll be right down, Fran.

Wait a minute, I want to talk.

I just want to talk to you for
a few minutes. Come on, wait.

I have to go home.

You're not going to go until
you talk to me.

Alright, what do you want to
talk about?

You did something to me.

- And I just wanted you to
know.
- Chico, look, I think I know

- what you're talking about...
- No, no wait a minute.

You don't know what I'm
talking about. Just let me
tell you

what I'm talking about.

We had something between us.

- It was better than anything
I've ever had...
- Chico, I'm sorry

-if I hurt you. I'm sorry you
got hurt!
- I didn't say I got hurt.

I'm not talking about getting
hurt. I don't care about that.
I don't care about whether

you're sorry. I just want to
tell you...

Look Chico, I just... can't we
be friend?

Can't we just be friends?

Fine.

Fine.

So immature.

I like you a lot. And we had a
good time alright?

Yeah, I'm glad we had a
good time. We'll have to
do that again sometime.

Chico, I just don't understand
you, that's all.

Yeah, well, that's okay. I
guess I'm too tough to
understand.

Look, don't you see. What you
think is important, I don't.

- What I think is important,
you don't.
- Yeah, I guess so.

When are you going to grow up?

I guess never.

Hey, you slugger.

I did it, didn't I?

You got a nice little girl
there. Be good to her.

I will, Pop.

- That's important.
- I will.

May I have your attention,
please?

May I have your attention,
please?

Before we all settle down to a
hearty meal!

I want you all to join

in a toast

to the bride and the groom.

- Who?
- Where's the best man?

Wimpy!

Oh, yeah.

I just want to wish you well.
Both of you.

I want you to have a good
life.

Be happy.

Salut!

* Life is never
really changing

* Time is never really
passing by

* Only
different people walking

* Down familiar pathways where
we walk

* Only different people saying

* The same
things we were saying

* When we talked

* And dreams are still made of

* All
the things dreams are made
of

* Never finding happiness

* It's still what everybody is
afraid of

* Tomorrow we may go our
separate ways

* So let me
drink a toast to you
my friend

* On this your wedding day

* Yesterday we laughed and
played

* Life was just
a game that had
no end

* And we would do it all
again

* All the joy and all the pain

* Cause we have friends

* Every day was something new

* We fell in love and didn't
know quite what to do

* And one day
we'll feel like we

* Never have been here

* One day when we're traveling
down

* Some dusty road on some
unfamiliar highway

* Tomorrow we may go our
separate ways

* So all of us
we drink a toast

* To you, on this your wedding
day *