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Guess the hero doesn't always win!
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What's that Mr. Hughes?
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Framed for murder by that wall-crawling menace!
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We don't know that.
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Captain told me there was plenty of evidence.
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Ah, bullshit Robbie!
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Craven tried to rid this city of a pest!
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...And Spiderman set him up!
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That man's a hero!
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Look, you also say that Nixon was misunderstood.
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Who asked you anyway, Parker! What good are you?
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This morning Spiderman and that Juggernaut knocked down a building...
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...where were you? Where are my pictures?
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Well, I guess I can't be everywhere at once.
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We're not gonna run that story.
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According to the Fantastic Four, Spiderman tried to stop Juggernaut.
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That's right. Tried and failed!
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Just like this little prick, I pay you to be everywhere!
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You know what Parker? You're fired!
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Fired! F I R E D! Fired!
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Get out of here! Out! Out! Get out!
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Well, he's a...mellowed out in his old age.
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Well Peter....
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Peter Parker, did you get fired again?
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As a mater of fact I did.
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But, this week I made it all the way to Wednesday. So...
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...making progress.
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Well, keep your head down and photograph something.
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I'll try.
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But uhh, ... I got a funeral to get to.
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Norman Osborne!
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You're friends with his son.
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I guess pictures would be declasse?
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Yeah, thought I'd leave my camera at home for this one.
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Yeah.
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See you guys later.
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Hey can I talk to you about the sexual harassment story?
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Sure.
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Sexual harassment?
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Too subtle?
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Oh, god! That's so fucking good, you sexy girl!
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That's so good!
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Is that what you call sexual harassment?
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I won't tell if you won't.
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I need a glass of whiskey and a shotgun!
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You don't need to resort to that! I know you're better than that.
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You know me? You don't know me!
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You're supposed to be my best friend! You don't know a damn thing about me!
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You're just like my father.
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Hello dear.
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How are Harry and Liz?
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Liz is OK.
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But umm, given some time I think Harry will be OK too.
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I remember Harry Osborne.
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Uhh....
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Hello...
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Peter, don't you remember Mary Jane Watson?
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She used to live next door.
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I used to beat you up.
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When we were like...
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...five.
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You've a...certainly changed.
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Yeah, a little.
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You've filled out too.
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Mary Jane's back in town completing her masters at ESU.
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I told her she could stay here.
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I expect you to show her around town.
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Let's face it tiger...
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...you've just hit the jackpot!
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Feel's good!
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Good god!
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I like this cock!
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Fuck your beautiful face!
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That feels good!
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I like that, feels so good.
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I'm coming! I'm coming!
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Thanks again for taking me to that great club!
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I'm such a huge fan of Dazzler!
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I thought it would give you a little taste of home.
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Well it worked.
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Are you OK? Yeah.
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No, umm...
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Oh, I think I left my phone in the club.
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I'm gonna run up and get it.
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What've we got here?
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What's up little girl?
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Who left you out in the cold for us to play with?
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Yeah.
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We ain't looking for no money.
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I'll cut you if you move.
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Don't fucking move!
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Move! Who are you?
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Back off! Or I'm gonna cut this bitch's throat?
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You're real?
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[Laughs] I take that as a yes.
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Wait!
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Newspaper's say you're a criminal.
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What do you think?
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I think you saved him.
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Sorry about that.
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Dazzler found my phone and...
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Security was just hassling me.
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No worries.
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We got it though.
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Don't worry about it. Just a bunch of bums.
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Kingpin...
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...Mr. Dylan...
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I'm curious. Ever thought of grounding yourself.
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What?
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Wrap a wire around the ankle.
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...drain the power out.
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She don't leave a trail of dead hookers in your wake.
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Is there a point to this meeting?
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My patience is becoming finite.
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That's a horrible handicap.
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Mine is not.
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Well I guess my time is your time.
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There's an item I need you to procure.
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And I think that your talents...
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...are uniquely suited for the job.
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So what am I stealing?
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Huh...that...
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...is my business.
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You need only concern yourself with the where and the when.
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Costume or no costume?
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That is entirely your discretion.
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Costume...
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How's it dragging today? Smoke.
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But no fire.
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Parker, I thought I fired you.
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As a matter of fact you did, but you know...
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...but like the spring...I always come back.
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Yeah, so does Herpes! Now go do your job!
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Electro is back...and I need pictures of him beating Spiderman.
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Electro?
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How do you know that?
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Police found another dead hooker...with Electro's MO.
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Cock therapy.
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Language Ms. Brant! This is a family newspaper.
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Damnit!
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Hey Peter....see this.
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Well, that's why he's so jovial.
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Yeah.
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Figures she's getting under Spiderman's skin.
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I'm sure he is Robbie.
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I'm sure he is.
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Maybe I missed the point.
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Was the girl supposed to turn into a swan or...?
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That's so sweet.
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What?
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He's kidding right?
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No, he's not kidding.
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You still can't blame it on a good ole' movie about ballet dancers.
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Well you know, Flash...
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...ballet is like the gay version of football.
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Hardly!
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That one chick going on the other chick, though...
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...that was odd.
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Yeah it was.
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What Stacy...
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...never thought I would hear you say that!
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Hey Pete, you did eventually lose your virginity right?
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We used to date.
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Oh. Just when things seemed like they couldn't get any more awkward.
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Oh. It's shut. That's good.
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Do you have any candles?
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Just as kama sutra one says...
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It's not just this building guys. It's the whole city.
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This is bad.
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This city doesn't do well in the dark.
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What was that?
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Oh...umm...
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I've got to go. Got to check on Aunt May.
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OK.
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Where's he going?
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He's gonna check on Aunt May.
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Ah...I think maybe I should...
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...go with him?
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Oh, no. You don't want to go...
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...have a little cuddle puddle.
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Well like in high school?
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[Laughs]
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I don't know...
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You can stay. Peter is gone.
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I would hate for you to be alone in a city like this...
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It's dangerous out there.
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Alright. Here.
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Thank you.
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Yes. I'm just gonna sit over here.
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Watch the beautiful show.
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Let's go.
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There you go. Rub each other's titties together.
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Gorgeous! You like that?
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Oh yeah!
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I'm going to come!
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Hurry up you idiots!
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You know, if you wanna knock out the whole city....
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...probably wouldn't be so obvious which building you were in...genius!
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Spiderman, I was hoping you'd show.
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We've got a score to settle.
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I really don't think another lawsuit will do much for your ego.
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That's it! There's no sprinklers or rain puddles here this time!
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Go...I'll deal with Spiderfuck!
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You better wise up wise ass!
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You're all done!
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You superheroes think you're so smart!
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Electro is a big joke...
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Well this joke....has been siphoning...the energy...
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...off this entire town!
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This joke...is about to cook your brains inside of your skull!
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Spiderman!
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Hey I know you.
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You're a....Hawkeye's girlfriend, right?
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...shouldn't you be out like...
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...making sure he doesn't tear himself apart?
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We are but...we need to ask a favor.
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A favor? From me?
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Look lady, I'm not a member of your little club.
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I don't even know the secret handshake.
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You're too funny. You should do standup.
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I prefer upside down.
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Electro...
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...before you got to him, he broke into a Shield warehouse and stole something that belongs to us.
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What's that?
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I'm afraid that's classified.
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Hah. OK, just let me get this clear...
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You want me to do you a favor, helping you find something...
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...but you're not gonna tell me what it is.
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Electro wasn't working alone.
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Yeah, I guess not.
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That dumbass isn't smart enough to pull off a Shield job.
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Why should I care anyway? I mean...
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...don't you have plenty of superheroes in your little club to take care of something like this?
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You know Electro better than anyone.
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You can help us find out who's behind this.
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You know what...
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...I'm gonna get back to....
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What can I do to convince you?
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Oh, suck my cock!
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Your cock is stretching out my tight little ass!
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Your cock is so deep!
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Are you gonna help me figure out what I need to know?
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Are you ambushed now Spiderman?
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Oh...you're so deep!
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Come baby!
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