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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:01,291 SPENCE: The High Council has reached a verdict. 2 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,500 Guilty! 3 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:08,542 (BREATHING HEAVILY) You taught the KOK handshake to a girl. 4 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:10,875 Dude, what were you thinking? 5 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:13,375 ALL: (CHANTING) Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la. 6 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:17,542 Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la, boo-la. 7 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:22,208 Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la, boo-la, boo-la. 8 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:25,417 (MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE) Spence, are you done yet? We need this... 9 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,041 (GROANS) ...room for the bobsled. 10 00:01:28,542 --> 00:01:29,959 Jiminy cricket. 11 00:01:30,041 --> 00:01:31,250 God damn it, Dave! 12 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:32,959 ADAM: Mush, I say! 13 00:01:33,542 --> 00:01:35,625 Mush! Ow! 14 00:01:35,709 --> 00:01:37,417 Oh, come on! 15 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:40,792 Change of plans, boys. Someone ralphed all over the living room. 16 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:42,959 We need to relocate. You guys, out. 17 00:01:43,041 --> 00:01:49,291 Hey, I will not tolerate insubordination during my ceremony. 18 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:50,792 Oh, just relax. 19 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:53,875 Look, I thought that your mask was really scary this time. Mmm-hmm. 20 00:01:53,959 --> 00:01:57,083 You two "fraternity brothers" think you can do whatever you want 21 00:01:57,166 --> 00:01:59,583 in this house, right? Wrong. 22 00:01:59,667 --> 00:02:01,917 I'm the President! 23 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,959 Dave? What's that, Adam? 24 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,291 I think it's time the President got laid. 25 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:07,834 DAVE: Hmm. 26 00:02:07,917 --> 00:02:09,166 Fuck you. 27 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:11,959 (MUSIC CONTINUES) (INDISTINCT TALKING) 28 00:02:12,041 --> 00:02:14,667 LEAH: Fight sexism, support feminism! 29 00:02:14,750 --> 00:02:17,625 Don't fall victim to the antiquated standards of femininity. 30 00:02:17,709 --> 00:02:19,792 Be proud to be a woman. 31 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:22,417 Look, by going in there tonight, 32 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,959 you're enabling the same misogynistic mores 33 00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:28,375 that kept women in bondage for the past 5,000 years. 34 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:31,667 They do bondage. (ALL GIGGLE) 35 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:33,166 Let's go. Thanks. 36 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:34,917 Wait, if you just... 37 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:40,291 Fight fe... Sexism. 38 00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:42,834 Listen, that last girl you set me up with was great. 39 00:02:42,917 --> 00:02:44,333 Really beautiful. 40 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:47,792 I'm just... I don't know. 41 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:50,959 I guess I want someone I can have an actual conversation with. 42 00:02:52,417 --> 00:02:54,041 Can you find that girl, Brutus? 43 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:56,125 (WHINING) Go get her, boy. Go. (SNAPS) 44 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:57,208 (PANTING) 45 00:02:57,291 --> 00:02:58,834 (BARKING) 46 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:01,083 (LOUD HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS) 47 00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:08,041 Fire in the hole! 48 00:03:08,709 --> 00:03:10,417 (SLINGSHOT SNAPS) 49 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:16,375 It's good distance. 50 00:03:16,458 --> 00:03:18,083 You're still pulling to the right. 51 00:03:20,583 --> 00:03:22,709 Who was that girl handing out the paper thingies? 52 00:03:22,792 --> 00:03:26,500 Oh, she's the lame-ass president of the DOG house. 53 00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:28,709 She's always protesting something. 54 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:32,709 That bitch had the nerve to call me shallow. (SCOFFS) 55 00:03:32,792 --> 00:03:34,375 God, you look so thin. 56 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:35,875 Thanks. 57 00:03:35,959 --> 00:03:37,750 (LAUGHS) 58 00:03:37,834 --> 00:03:40,959 (SLURRING) I don't even remember that year, man! 59 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:44,000 (DOOFER LAUGHS) 60 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:47,083 I don't remember that year either. 61 00:03:47,166 --> 00:03:49,083 Is that me? 62 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:51,625 You weren't even here! 63 00:03:54,291 --> 00:03:56,417 I don't remember if I was... 64 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,875 (UP-TEMPO FOLK MUSIC PLAYS) 65 00:03:58,959 --> 00:04:00,709 (GROWLS) Oh! 66 00:04:01,959 --> 00:04:04,875 (GROWLING CONTINUES) Oh... 67 00:04:05,834 --> 00:04:07,333 DAVE: Oh, hey, there you are. 68 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:08,667 Oh, I'm sorry. Is he bothering you? 69 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:10,834 Um... (BRUTUS BARKS) 70 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,250 No. 71 00:04:12,375 --> 00:04:14,083 No. 72 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:17,792 You know, "a woman's face with nature's own hand painted 73 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:20,875 "has thou, the master-mistress of my passion." 74 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:22,792 I heard you drive a Beemer. 75 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:26,125 (CHUCKLES) Ah... 76 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:27,959 Bad dog. (WHINING) 77 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:29,250 (GROWLS) 78 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:30,959 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 79 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:33,542 (ADAM TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 80 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:36,667 Um, who let the Yeti in? 81 00:04:37,542 --> 00:04:39,208 Argh! 82 00:04:39,291 --> 00:04:40,542 Doofer! 83 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,208 Doof! 84 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:45,208 What? 85 00:04:47,875 --> 00:04:49,792 Come on, man, leave her alone. 86 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:51,417 She's not bothering anyone. 87 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,208 Doofer, think of the house. 88 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:56,041 We let one dog in, next thing you know, we'll have three. 89 00:04:56,834 --> 00:04:58,083 Okay. 90 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,250 Pledge! 91 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:02,667 Pledge! 92 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,417 ♪ What'd I say ♪ 93 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:06,959 I'm still the dogcatcher. 94 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,542 (BELCHES) Excuse me. 95 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:13,250 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 96 00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:15,166 Dogcatcher! 97 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:17,792 ALL: Dogcatcher? Whoo-hoo-hoo! 98 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:20,250 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 99 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:23,792 (LAUGHTER) 100 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:29,792 If the boys at KOK want war, then DOG will give them war! 101 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:32,625 (GIRLS APPLAUDING) 102 00:05:32,709 --> 00:05:37,875 Evelyn Wheelwright founded this sorority with a mission. 103 00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:42,709 A mission to bring equality and respect to all sisters. 104 00:05:42,792 --> 00:05:44,375 (GIRLS APPLAUDING) 105 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:48,875 Thanks to Patty's heroic efforts tonight... 106 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:51,583 Wow. Thank you, Patty. 107 00:05:52,875 --> 00:05:54,875 (GROANS) 108 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:59,750 We now have actual footage of what is going on at a typical KOK party. 109 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:02,125 See for yourselves. 110 00:06:03,917 --> 00:06:07,458 (GIRLS GASPING) Look at the degradation, the manipulation. 111 00:06:07,542 --> 00:06:08,667 (GROANING) 112 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:12,959 And these poor Tri Pis think that they're having fun. 113 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:16,625 But they're actually being exploited and objectified. 114 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,041 (GROANING INTENSIFIES) 115 00:06:18,125 --> 00:06:20,083 (SPEAKING FRENCH INDISTINCTLY) 116 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:26,583 And this is going on across the street, day after day. 117 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:28,709 What we just all... (GLASS SHATTERS) 118 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:31,041 (GIRLS GROAN) 119 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,250 (CHEERING) 120 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:33,875 Direct hit. 121 00:06:33,959 --> 00:06:36,083 (WHIRRING) (DOGS SCREAMING) 122 00:06:38,792 --> 00:06:39,917 (LEAH GRUNTING) 123 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,583 (SIZZLING) 124 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:43,709 It's big. (GRUNTING CONTINUES) 125 00:06:44,166 --> 00:06:45,166 Whew! 126 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,208 This must stop. 127 00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:49,625 (WHIRRING) 128 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,750 ♪ It's a beautiful morning 129 00:06:55,834 --> 00:06:58,208 ♪ Ahhh 130 00:06:58,291 --> 00:07:02,583 (SNORING) ♪ I think I'll go outside for a while 131 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:06,041 ♪ And just smile 132 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:09,625 ♪ Just take in some clean fresh air, boy 133 00:07:09,709 --> 00:07:12,959 ♪ Ain't no sense in stayin' inside (COUGHS) 134 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:17,375 ♪ If the weather's fine and you've got the time 135 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:20,625 ♪ Ooh ♪ It's your chance to wake up and plan 136 00:07:20,709 --> 00:07:22,417 ♪ Another brand-new day 137 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,959 ♪ Either way 138 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:26,667 ♪ It's a beautiful morning 139 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:28,500 ♪ Ahhh ♪ 140 00:07:28,583 --> 00:07:31,750 ADAM: I just had the best dream, Dave. Oh, yeah? 141 00:07:31,834 --> 00:07:33,250 Yeah... 142 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:35,417 And I never even went to sleep. 143 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:36,792 (CHUCKLES) 144 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:38,250 Hey, girls. 145 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,500 (GROANS) 146 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,959 Hi. (BELCHES) 147 00:07:43,041 --> 00:07:46,000 Ew! (LAUGHS) 148 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:49,250 So, I thought maybe we could get together later and do something fun. 149 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,500 Tri Pi's are having a barbecue. 150 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:54,291 That sounds awesome. 151 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:56,250 GIRL 1: And after that, we could go someplace and talk. 152 00:07:57,083 --> 00:07:58,250 Okay. 153 00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:02,208 (DOOR CREAKS) 154 00:08:05,417 --> 00:08:09,458 (ALL CHEERING) 155 00:08:09,542 --> 00:08:14,417 ALL: (CHANTING) The girl was fair who went upstairs with her favorite KOK. 156 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:19,083 She knocked around and came back down, and now she takes the walk. 157 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,458 The walk of shame, she's not to blame. 158 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:23,500 Who could resist the KOK? 159 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:25,625 The walk of shame, she found her fame... Smile! 160 00:08:25,709 --> 00:08:27,500 ...and now she takes the walk! 161 00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:29,208 (ALL CHEERING) (CHUCKLES) 162 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:31,458 Oh, yeah. 163 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:38,083 (HUMMING) 164 00:08:38,959 --> 00:08:40,917 "Who could resist the KOK? 165 00:08:42,583 --> 00:08:44,083 "Walk of shame... 166 00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:48,041 "Now she takes the walk." 167 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:49,125 (THUDS) GIRL 2: Argh! 168 00:08:50,041 --> 00:08:51,500 Classic. 169 00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:53,709 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 170 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:57,041 Jeez, bro. 171 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:00,959 You were cutting some fine ass last night. 172 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,125 You had two, and I had none. 173 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:06,166 I mean, I'm lucky to catch a little runoff. 174 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,041 (SIGHS) 175 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:09,166 What should I do, bro? 176 00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:14,834 Look, if a guy like you wants to bring his numbers up, 177 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:17,834 you're gonna have to bring the quality down. 178 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:23,083 Way down. (BANGING) 179 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:25,750 I hereby call to order this emergency session 180 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:29,500 of the 32nd Chapter of Kappa Omicron Kappa. 181 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:31,500 Come on! Quiet! 182 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:33,667 Shut the fuck up! 183 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:35,125 (TALKING STOPS) 184 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,166 Thank you, Big Johnson. 185 00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:44,625 Gentlemen, we are here 186 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,291 to discuss the KOK-tail cruise. 187 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:51,750 (ALL MURMURING) 188 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:57,125 Let me remind you of the story of Pete Young, KOK Class of '95. 189 00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:59,250 Now, Pete never took a single test. 190 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:02,500 Pete fell out of his bedroom window twice. 191 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,375 Where's Pete today? 192 00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:10,458 Pete is pulling down $150k a year 193 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:15,875 all because some alum got a little play on the KOK-tail cruise. 194 00:10:15,959 --> 00:10:19,125 Then there's the story of the '88 KOK-tail cruise. 195 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:23,875 Those boys decided to, to skimp on the party. 196 00:10:23,959 --> 00:10:28,417 Homemade wine coolers, a homeless stripper, 197 00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:33,375 soft-core porn. 198 00:10:36,542 --> 00:10:40,667 Needless to say, the boys of '88 199 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:43,166 are still paying off their student loans. 200 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,375 I have no regrets. 201 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,542 That is why I've called this meeting. 202 00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:58,166 This year's cruise is in grave danger. 203 00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:00,125 'Cause you'll be there? 204 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:01,917 (ALL LAUGHING) 205 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,250 Will the Social Committee please rise? 206 00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:13,959 (CLEARS THROAT) 207 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,375 (CHAIRS SQUEAKING) 208 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:19,333 Gentlemen, the brothers standing before you 209 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:22,125 have embezzled all of your parents' hard-earned money. 210 00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:23,542 (CHUCKLES) 211 00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:25,542 Yeah, very funny, Spencer. 212 00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:27,875 Look, the money's in the safe. I just checked it. 213 00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:29,625 Then you won't mind showing us, then. 214 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,125 DAVE: What the... Aw! 215 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:36,166 Okay. All right. 216 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,291 What the fuck? Where's the money? 217 00:11:37,917 --> 00:11:39,125 Exactly. 218 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:41,750 Where is the money? 219 00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:48,250 These gentlemen have seriously jeopardized our futures. 220 00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:53,500 (ALL SHOUTING) 221 00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:55,959 ALL: (CHANTING) Boo-la, boo-la. 222 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:10,834 DOOFER: I say we split up the money 223 00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:14,041 and we go our separate ways, man. 224 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:16,458 Doofer, we didn't steal that money. 225 00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:18,959 We didn't? 226 00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:21,375 What just happened? 227 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:22,500 Maybe you left the safe open 228 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,000 and we got ripped off. I locked it. 229 00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:25,709 Look, Spence has the only other key. 230 00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:27,208 Yeah? Well, what the fuck are we gonna do now? 231 00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:29,542 Look, don't worry about it. I'll figure it out. Figure it out. 232 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:30,875 Let me deal with my father first, 233 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,750 and then I'll get us back in the house, okay? 234 00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:34,291 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 235 00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:37,458 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) Jesus, Dave. You look like a mess. 236 00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:40,792 Oh, well, you know life at the house. 237 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,750 I remember. Things get pretty crazy, huh? 238 00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:44,125 Yeah, crazy. (CHUCKLES) 239 00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:45,542 Good news, son. 240 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:48,625 John Kloss, Class of '54, is coming to the KOK-tail cruise. 241 00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:50,125 I've set up an interview for you. 242 00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,917 Oh, that's great. Great? 243 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,959 Impress John, and he'll groom you to be his number two. 244 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,542 In 10 years, you could be running the biggest 245 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:59,458 annuity and liability brokerage in the country. 246 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:01,750 All your hard work in college will pay off. 247 00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:05,709 Okay, Dad. Boys, you all know Dave. 248 00:13:05,792 --> 00:13:07,959 He's head of the KOK Social Committee. 249 00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:09,417 He tells me he's going to throw 250 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:12,125 the mother of all KOK-tail cruises this year. 251 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,959 Yeah, it's gonna be incredible. 252 00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:17,959 It's Dave's last year at the KOK-house, 253 00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:19,458 and we all know what that means. 254 00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:21,000 Oh, yeah. No more free ass. 255 00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,500 (BOTH LAUGH) 256 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,208 Show us the strut, son. 257 00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:29,250 ALL: (CHANTING) Strut. Strut. Strut. 258 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,583 (CHANTING LOUDLY) Strut! Strut! Strut! 259 00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:41,917 (LAUGHING) (CHANTING CONTINUES) 260 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,041 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 261 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:46,208 DOOFER: Hey, Dave, did they make you do the strut? 262 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,500 (CROONING WITH LAUGHTER) Yeah. 263 00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:50,709 (CHUCKLES) 264 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:52,041 (SNIFFS) 265 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,583 John Kloss is gonna be there this year. 266 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,083 My dad set up an interview for me. 267 00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:56,709 What? 268 00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,792 Awesome, dude. Oh. (SNIFFS) 269 00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:03,458 You get the job with Kloss, you turn around, you hire us. We're set. 270 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,667 Dude, I'm not gonna get the job with Kloss 271 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:09,166 if he thinks I stole money from KOK, and neither are you. 272 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:10,750 Oh, thanks for dragging me down with you. 273 00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:14,375 We just need to prove that Spence stole the money. 274 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:19,834 Well, although I hardly feel like 275 00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:25,750 this is the appropriate time to bring it up, what about the videotape, man? 276 00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:28,792 What videotape? 277 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:32,417 The videotape of Adam humping the Tri Pis, man. 278 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,375 Hmm? 279 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,583 Doofer, what are you saying? 280 00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:41,834 DOOFER: Well, I'd just finished studying for some school, 281 00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:45,834 when I noticed Adam's speaker was tipped over. 282 00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:50,166 On the floor was a little video camera rigged to a motion detector. 283 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,500 I found a thing. 284 00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,583 I noticed that its input cable had come loose, 285 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:57,750 so I carefully traced it to its source. 286 00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,500 I got a thing. (GROANS) 287 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:03,875 It led to a metal footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, 288 00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:06,375 which was, you know, already unlocked. 289 00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:08,166 (GRUNTING) 290 00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:11,834 (GUNSHOTS) 291 00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:17,083 Inside, I found a video cassette recorder. 292 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:23,542 Well, naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything. 293 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,375 (BOTH GROANING) 294 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,875 You could see the safe right by his bed. 295 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,709 You were watching my tape? 296 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,291 (IN LOW VOICE) No. 297 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,667 (PANTING AND MOANING ON TV) 298 00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,208 You're a pervert! You're a pervert! 299 00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:47,542 (GRUNTING) You're a pervert! 300 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,083 No, no. Hey, hey, hey. 301 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:50,875 Come on. Come on. This is great. 302 00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:52,959 Look, Spence is gonna be on videotape. 303 00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:54,917 Look, we need to sneak back into the house, get the tape, 304 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,291 and we're back in KOK, all right? 305 00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,083 Well, how do we get in, Dave? 306 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,291 Tonight's the All Trim party, 307 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,667 and the only thing walking through that door is tits. 308 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,583 (ALL BREATHING HEAVILY) 309 00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,291 I got a plan. 310 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,750 (SONG PLAYING) 311 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:12,959 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 312 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,458 Jeez-ass! 313 00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,792 Mmm... ♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies night 314 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,792 (ALL GIGGLING) ♪ And the feeling's right 315 00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:20,125 (CLEARS THROAT) 316 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:22,125 (MIMICKING A WOMAN) Um... Hi. 317 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:26,208 We're here for the, um, KOK All Trim... 318 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,917 I mean, all girl party. 319 00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:33,792 (ALL GIGGLE) 320 00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:36,792 ♪ Y'all got one 321 00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:38,625 Move. 322 00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:39,917 (GRUNTS) 323 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:44,041 ♪ From New York to Hollywood 324 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,667 Act normal. 325 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,125 ♪ It's ladies night 326 00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:49,000 ♪ And, girl, the feeling's good 327 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,333 All right, you get the tape. We'll split up. Okay? 328 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:52,959 ♪ And the feeling's right Okay. 329 00:16:53,041 --> 00:16:55,125 ♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies night 330 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:56,709 ♪ Oh, what a night 331 00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:59,542 ♪ Oh, what a night ♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies night ♪ 332 00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:04,875 (GASPS) 333 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,208 Hey, nonny-nonny. 334 00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:10,125 Excuse me. Is this your room? 335 00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,208 It is now. 336 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,709 Since I'm the new head of the Social Committee. 337 00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:20,709 Did Little Red Riding Hood lose her way to Grandma's bathroom? 338 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,709 Yes. 339 00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:26,083 I have to tinkle. 340 00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:27,417 (RAPID FOOTSTEPS) (DOOR SLAMS) 341 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,667 So, tell me your name, and I won't follow you home tonight. 342 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,667 Uh... Dina. 343 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,041 What? 344 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,959 Adina. My name is Adina. What are you doing? 345 00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:43,000 Oops. 346 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,250 (GASPS) 347 00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:48,834 It gets a lot bigger. 348 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,750 I gotta go! 349 00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:52,792 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 350 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:55,250 GIRL 1: This barrel thingy isn't working. 351 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,458 GIRL 2: Yeah, it's, like, total foam. 352 00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:01,750 (MIMICKING A WOMAN) Just like a man. 353 00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:04,208 Always laying around while we do all the work. 354 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,750 Right, ladies? (GIGGLES) 355 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,625 Why don't you go back to your cave? (GASPS) 356 00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:10,250 Twat. (GASPS) 357 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,000 (SCOFFS) 358 00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:24,291 (SHUDDERING) 359 00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:27,583 Any sign of Adam? No. 360 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,417 (GRUNTS) 361 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,750 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Jimmy moved into our old room. 362 00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:33,959 I couldn't get past him. (SIGHS) 363 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:37,083 This dress is too goddamn tight. Well, I told you. 364 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:38,375 Yeah, well, you don't have the best selection 365 00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:39,709 when you shop at Goodwill, all right? 366 00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:40,917 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 367 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,542 PLEDGE: Dogcatcher! 368 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:43,959 Fuckin' love this. (CHUCKLES) 369 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,458 (CHEERING) 370 00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:50,625 (LAUGHS) See ya later, big fat uglies! 371 00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:51,709 Yeah! 372 00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:56,125 (HIGH-PITCHED GROANING) Frat assholes! 373 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,917 Oh, I hate them! 374 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,792 Just because you guys are plus-size girls... (HIGH-PITCHED MOANING) 375 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,333 ...it doesn't mean they have to be so mean. 376 00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:06,166 Oh, are you okay? God. 377 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,875 (GROANING CONTINUES) 378 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,417 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Well, we gotta go. 379 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,959 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 380 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:17,333 Have you guys pledged a house, or... Or do you... Do you want anything? 381 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:20,625 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) No. Come on. Well, are you hungry? 382 00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,208 ♪ Girl 383 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:29,250 ♪ You'll be a woman soon ♪ 384 00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:36,166 So, where did you girls say you were from again? 385 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,458 (INDISTINCT DIFFERENT ANSWERS) 386 00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:41,875 Well, we, we transferred. (CHUCKLES) 387 00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,500 Well, um, good. 388 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,333 We're... We're in the middle of a membership drive. 389 00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:52,542 Yeah. Free room and board your first semester if you pledge DOG. (CHUCKLES) 390 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,583 But... But no pressure, really. 391 00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:58,834 Are you sure we should let them in? 392 00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:00,625 They're a real pack of barkers. Mmm-hmm. 393 00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:04,000 That is exactly the type of attitude 394 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,083 that we have to fight against, Susie. 395 00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:10,166 I mean, DOG doesn't give in to... 396 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,750 (BELCHING) ...media images of what a woman should be. 397 00:20:13,834 --> 00:20:16,166 We need to welcome all types. 398 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,083 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Let's pledge. (SPITS) 399 00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:22,291 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Yeah, good one. 400 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,000 No, it's only one night. 401 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:27,208 No, we take care of business, and we're back in KOK. 402 00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:28,500 No fuckin' way. 403 00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,291 Doofer, what do you think? 404 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,250 I pledged 20 minutes ago, man. 405 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,417 (CHUCKLES) Come on in. 406 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,500 Here we are. 407 00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:42,250 Oh! It's fully furnished, 408 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,834 compliments of last year's seniors. 409 00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:47,333 (CHUCKLING) But it's... It's nothing fancy. 410 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,750 Make yourselves at home. 411 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,417 This place is so clean. 412 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,959 Ooh, candles. (CHUCKLES) 413 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:57,750 Welcome to Delta Omicron Gamma. 414 00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,458 Whoo. (BOTH CHUCKLE) 415 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,709 (ALL SIGH) 416 00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:03,166 Ooh. (CHUCKLES) 417 00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,250 This place is great. 418 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,583 Look, let's at least join Tri Pis, 419 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,542 where there's something to look at. 420 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:15,583 Look at us. We're not exactly Tri Pi material. 421 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,959 Yeah? Well, what about clothes? We don't have any more money! 422 00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:19,542 Don't worry about it, man. 423 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:22,083 There's all kinds of leftover shit in here. 424 00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:25,917 Oh, my God, man. Look at this little handbag. 425 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,083 This'll go perfect with my shoesies. Holy... 426 00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:33,750 So, most of us know each other from last semester, 427 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,583 but there are a few new faces. 428 00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:39,500 (CHUCKLES) 429 00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:42,583 So let's go around the room... 430 00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:46,417 (GIGGLES) ...and share something about ourselves. 431 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:50,834 I'm Leah, House President. 432 00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:55,959 And, as most of you know, I can get a little serious about things. 433 00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:57,667 (CHUCKLES) 434 00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,834 (ALL CHUCKLING) LEAH: Maybe even a little too serious. (CHUCKLES) 435 00:22:00,917 --> 00:22:05,000 (IN HIGH-PITCH) That is so true. Isn't it, girls? Isn't it? Isn't it? 436 00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,166 Mmm-hmm. Sure is. Sure it is. 437 00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:09,709 So, how 'bout you? 438 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:17,625 My name is Adina, and I like sports. Football mostly. 439 00:22:20,917 --> 00:22:21,959 Great... 440 00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:23,625 LEAH: Adina. 441 00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:27,792 How about you? 442 00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:31,208 Well... Well, my name's Daisy. 443 00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:34,000 That's a pretty name. DAVE: Oh, thank you. 444 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:37,709 I was named after my grandmother's sister on my mother's side. 445 00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:40,166 And I have to agree with what you were saying before. 446 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:43,709 You know, I look around campus, and I see the way that guys treat women. 447 00:22:43,792 --> 00:22:46,166 And as a woman, you know, I'm not asking for anything 448 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:49,291 other than the respect that any normal person deserves, you know? 449 00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:52,583 Yeah. 450 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:59,333 (IN FRENCH ACCENT) Hi. I am an exchange from France, no? 451 00:22:59,417 --> 00:23:01,917 I love your American way. 452 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,834 Those skyscrapers and, and, and the baseball. 453 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:08,667 Oh! And, and those toilets that flush. 454 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,250 (SPEAKING FRENCH) (GIRLS CHUCKLING) 455 00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:15,500 (STUTTERING) And I try and get boys to like me, 456 00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:17,750 and, and they run away, and I try and run after them, 457 00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:22,250 but I can't 'cause, 'cause, 'cause one leg's shorter than the other! 458 00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:24,500 It's because of my voice, isn't it? 459 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,000 ALL: No, not at all. 460 00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:29,417 Not at all. 461 00:23:30,959 --> 00:23:33,667 You guys are super-duper! 462 00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,500 (WHEEZING LAUGHTER) 463 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,667 (IN DEEP VOICE) Um... 464 00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:41,709 My name is Patty. 465 00:23:41,792 --> 00:23:45,792 Hi. And as you can see, I'm a giant. 466 00:23:48,709 --> 00:23:50,458 I just want to fit in... 467 00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:53,041 To anything. 468 00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:57,542 My clothes, my car. 469 00:23:57,625 --> 00:23:59,625 I'm a very gentle person. 470 00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:02,917 (GASPS) 471 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,625 You're beautiful to us, Patty. 472 00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:06,458 Thanks. 473 00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:09,792 That helps. 474 00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:16,000 Okay, that leaves one other girl that we haven't heard from. 475 00:24:27,208 --> 00:24:28,458 (GASPS) 476 00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:32,542 Would you like to share something personal with the group? 477 00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:36,834 Robert, uh... 478 00:24:36,917 --> 00:24:38,166 Roberta. (CHUCKLES) 479 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:39,709 (CHUCKLES) 480 00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:42,542 Um, personal? 481 00:24:42,917 --> 00:24:44,083 Mmm-hmm. 482 00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:49,875 Well, um... My name is Roberta. 483 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:53,083 And... 484 00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:56,542 I'm addicted to porn, and I masturbate constantly. 485 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:04,375 Pillow fight! Pillow fight! 486 00:25:04,458 --> 00:25:05,709 Oh! 487 00:25:05,792 --> 00:25:07,208 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 488 00:25:07,291 --> 00:25:09,917 DAVE: Roberta, stop! Stop! 489 00:25:11,625 --> 00:25:12,750 (SNIFFS) 490 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,375 (GROANS) 491 00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:16,750 (SNORING) 492 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:00,792 (SIGHING) Finally. 493 00:26:05,959 --> 00:26:07,208 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, yeah. 494 00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:10,667 DAVE: Oh, yeah. 495 00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:15,041 Hello? Uh... 496 00:26:15,083 --> 00:26:17,417 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Yeah? 497 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,917 Who is that? I don't have my contacts on. 498 00:26:20,041 --> 00:26:22,583 Oh, it's, uh... It's me... 499 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:24,625 DAVE: Daisy. 500 00:26:26,166 --> 00:26:27,250 LEAH: (CHUCKLES) Oh. 501 00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:29,333 I hope you saved me some hot water. 502 00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:30,500 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Wow. 503 00:26:30,542 --> 00:26:31,667 What? (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Ow... 504 00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:34,542 Ow. I got a little soap in my eyes. 505 00:26:34,667 --> 00:26:39,125 Oh, God. This warm water feels so good. 506 00:26:39,208 --> 00:26:40,458 Uh-huh. 507 00:26:40,542 --> 00:26:41,625 (GIGGLES) 508 00:26:41,709 --> 00:26:43,375 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 509 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,709 (SIGHING) 510 00:26:58,166 --> 00:26:59,333 DAVE: Ooh! 511 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,333 Well, I'm clean. 512 00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:05,709 Clean, clean, clean. 513 00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:13,250 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 514 00:27:24,917 --> 00:27:26,083 How do I look? 515 00:27:28,542 --> 00:27:30,375 Well, I... 516 00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:34,000 Personally, I think you look better with two tits. 517 00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:37,500 Yeah. Oh, shit, man. What happened to my other... 518 00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:40,125 ADAM: Hey! 519 00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:43,166 You're eating my bosom! 520 00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:44,417 (GAGGING) 521 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:52,917 Look, uh, just try to pay a little more attention to the details, you know? 522 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,083 Yeah. We don't have to be babes. Just believable. 523 00:27:56,166 --> 00:27:59,250 You know, by this time tomorrow, we'll be back in the house. 524 00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:04,250 And after that, we repress and deny any memories of this whole experience, right? 525 00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:05,875 (IMITATES RETCHING) I look like shit. 526 00:28:05,959 --> 00:28:07,875 No, you don't. Yeah, I do. I look like shit. 527 00:28:07,959 --> 00:28:09,583 No, you don't. You look beautiful. 528 00:28:09,667 --> 00:28:11,375 That's easy for you to say. You're pretty. 529 00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:13,208 (CHUCKLING) Oh, thanks, you know, 530 00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,792 I just kind of threw it together, and, you know... 531 00:28:16,291 --> 00:28:17,750 Oh. 532 00:28:17,834 --> 00:28:19,750 Aren't you, uh, late for class, you know? 533 00:28:19,834 --> 00:28:20,917 Yeah. Yeah. 534 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,542 Yeah, I'll see you guys later. 535 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:23,667 Okay. I gots to get! 536 00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:24,750 (MUSIC PLAYING) 537 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,458 ♪ You're always dancing down the street 538 00:28:32,542 --> 00:28:34,125 (GRUNTS) Damn it. 539 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:37,083 ♪ With your suede blue eyes 540 00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:38,875 Suck my dick. 541 00:28:38,959 --> 00:28:42,125 ♪ Every new boy that you meet 542 00:28:42,208 --> 00:28:46,125 ♪ He doesn't know the real surprise 543 00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:48,625 ♪ Here she comes again 544 00:28:48,709 --> 00:28:52,291 ♪ When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky 545 00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:54,917 ♪ Ooh, she'll make you flip 546 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,709 ♪ Here she comes again 547 00:28:56,792 --> 00:29:00,625 ♪ When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky 548 00:29:00,709 --> 00:29:03,583 ♪ I kinda like the way she dips ♪ 549 00:29:03,667 --> 00:29:05,875 In our exploration of the text, 550 00:29:05,959 --> 00:29:10,625 we will learn about objectification, subjugation, and obfuscation. 551 00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:11,834 (DOOR CLOSES) 552 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,125 Um, excuse me. 553 00:29:15,208 --> 00:29:16,291 I think you're in the wrong class. 554 00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:22,625 This is Women's Studies, 2B: Femalehood in Crisis. 555 00:29:22,709 --> 00:29:26,458 Which satisfies my History of Consciousness requirement, right? 556 00:29:26,542 --> 00:29:27,709 Have a seat, please. 557 00:29:28,417 --> 00:29:29,750 Mmm-hmm. 558 00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:38,834 (CLEARS THROAT) 559 00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:44,834 The primary text is my study, Histrionics and the Male Demographic: 560 00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:51,208 Examination of Gender Economics, 1971 through 1976. 561 00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:54,667 Oh. 562 00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:56,458 (BOTH GRUNTING) 563 00:29:56,542 --> 00:29:58,500 Party last night was awesome, bro. 564 00:29:58,583 --> 00:29:59,834 Thanks for putting up the cash. 565 00:29:59,917 --> 00:30:03,709 Hey, whatever it takes to preserve the reputation of KOK, 566 00:30:03,792 --> 00:30:06,959 even if it means paying for everything out of my own pocket. 567 00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:08,041 (CHUCKLES) 568 00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:09,834 (YELLS) 569 00:30:09,917 --> 00:30:11,208 My collarbone! 570 00:30:11,291 --> 00:30:13,375 (CHUCKLES) Well, well, well. 571 00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:16,208 Co-inky dinky, my stinky pinky. 572 00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:17,625 Here we are again. 573 00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:21,500 Excuse me. 574 00:30:21,583 --> 00:30:23,041 Phone moi. 575 00:30:24,709 --> 00:30:26,000 (INHALES DEEPLY) 576 00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:27,041 (MOANS) 577 00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:31,667 Next class will be a detailed discussion 578 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:34,625 on the myth of the male orgasm. 579 00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:36,375 To be prepared... What the... 580 00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:39,083 ...please read Chapters 1 through 16. 581 00:30:39,166 --> 00:30:41,500 I strongly recommend a study partner. 582 00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:44,417 (BELL RINGS) (INDISTINCT TALKING) 583 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:47,333 So, you know, would you... Would you like to, uh... 584 00:30:48,625 --> 00:30:49,667 Fine. 585 00:30:50,417 --> 00:30:51,875 Great. 586 00:30:51,959 --> 00:30:55,375 WOMAN: (ON TELEVISION) Let it burn! Come on, people! Work it! 587 00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:57,875 COMMENTATOR: Here it is again. She goes up, and she is fouled hard. 588 00:30:57,959 --> 00:30:59,667 Hey. Oh, shit! 589 00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:01,000 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Oh! Ooh! (CHUCKLING) Sorry. 590 00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:04,583 You startled old Roberta. 591 00:31:04,667 --> 00:31:07,083 You shouldn't be watching TV anyway, Roberta. 592 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:08,375 Ooh. Your name's up on the work wheel. 593 00:31:08,458 --> 00:31:10,333 It's your turn to clean the bathroom. 594 00:31:10,834 --> 00:31:13,000 Okay. 595 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,792 Ugh. I thought guys were pigs. 596 00:31:18,834 --> 00:31:20,875 Plaque all over the place... 597 00:31:22,041 --> 00:31:24,834 Teeth scum... What the hell is this? 598 00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:28,125 Oh, my God! 599 00:31:28,208 --> 00:31:30,375 God damn! Ugh! 600 00:31:32,208 --> 00:31:34,792 It's a fuckin' Wookiee, man. 601 00:31:34,875 --> 00:31:36,875 (IMITATES CHEWBACCA) 602 00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:40,458 Sick. 603 00:31:40,542 --> 00:31:42,792 Oh! Ugh! 604 00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:45,417 Man, these chicks are disgusting. 605 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:46,667 (KATIE SOBBING) 606 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,333 Oh, great. 607 00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:56,792 (SOBBING CONTINUES) 608 00:32:03,709 --> 00:32:05,834 (DISHES CRASH) (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Ooh! Ooh! 609 00:32:05,917 --> 00:32:06,917 (SNIFFLES) 610 00:32:08,083 --> 00:32:10,125 (SOBBING) Roberta! 611 00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:11,333 Ooh... 612 00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:12,583 It's okay. 613 00:32:13,917 --> 00:32:16,834 It's all right, dear. Shh. 614 00:32:16,917 --> 00:32:18,750 (SOBBING) 615 00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:22,083 Yeah. 616 00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:25,291 Oh... Oh, sorry. 617 00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:27,458 Oh. Some... Some... Some... 618 00:32:28,083 --> 00:32:29,083 Some... 619 00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:34,542 Some guy put this on my desk in class today! 620 00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:39,125 I am not deaf! 621 00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:42,542 Well, we... We should all be so lucky. (CHUCKLES) 622 00:32:42,625 --> 00:32:45,041 Hey, listen. Listen. 623 00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,834 Shh. Shh. 624 00:32:47,917 --> 00:32:50,542 You... You forget him. 625 00:32:51,959 --> 00:32:54,041 Your voice has real... 626 00:32:55,417 --> 00:32:56,875 Real... 627 00:32:58,375 --> 00:32:59,959 Personality. 628 00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:01,250 Really? 629 00:33:01,917 --> 00:33:04,458 Yes, it does. 630 00:33:04,542 --> 00:33:06,709 (BOTH LAUGH) 631 00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:08,792 (WHEEZING LAUGHTER) 632 00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:13,000 Okay. Okay! 633 00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:14,667 Now, listen, you forget about him, 634 00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:18,291 and you go and have some fun. Fun, fun, fun. 635 00:33:19,959 --> 00:33:21,000 (HORN HONKS) 636 00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:22,500 Fat-ass dog girl! 637 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:23,583 (BARKS) 638 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,500 (LAUGHS) 639 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 640 00:33:34,667 --> 00:33:37,333 Mother's ass! 641 00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:40,500 Why do you let them treat you like this? 642 00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:42,750 You can't be a bunch of pussies... 643 00:33:42,834 --> 00:33:43,875 (ALL GASP) 644 00:33:43,959 --> 00:33:45,333 ...your whole lives! 645 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,125 I hate this place. 646 00:33:50,959 --> 00:33:52,834 Whoo! PMS! 647 00:33:52,917 --> 00:33:53,917 Ugh! 648 00:33:57,667 --> 00:34:00,375 Hey, Doof. Hey, what do you think of this? 649 00:34:00,458 --> 00:34:01,709 I borrowed it from Leah. 650 00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:03,208 Huh? 651 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,792 That is pretty. 652 00:34:05,792 --> 00:34:06,583 Hmm? 653 00:34:06,667 --> 00:34:09,166 Wish I could fit into a size 6, man. 654 00:34:10,208 --> 00:34:11,917 Fuck all! 655 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,625 I can't take this! 656 00:34:13,709 --> 00:34:15,125 Hey, what do you think of this? 657 00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:18,375 Do you think I'd look good in this, like a midriff and the thing? 658 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:19,959 No, no. You need something more that, you know, 659 00:34:20,041 --> 00:34:21,917 something that accentuates your curves more. 660 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,375 What the fuck is going on here? 661 00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:27,625 (SCOFFS) What's your problem? 662 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:30,291 What's my problem? 663 00:34:30,375 --> 00:34:32,750 Where do I fuckin' start? 664 00:34:32,834 --> 00:34:35,208 My bra's rubbing me raw, I have a fat ass, 665 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:37,750 and I've twisted my ankle three times today. 666 00:34:37,834 --> 00:34:39,583 Why are you wearing heels? 667 00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:41,709 We're in college. No one's wearing heels. 668 00:34:41,792 --> 00:34:45,291 Heels are out, man. Last year. Hello. 669 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,500 Dude, they make my legs look slimmer. 670 00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:50,166 I have a fat ass. 671 00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:51,667 (CHUCKLING) No, you don't. 672 00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:53,166 Yes, I do! 673 00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:54,417 No, you don't. 674 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:56,125 Look, relax. It's gonna be okay. 675 00:34:56,208 --> 00:34:57,709 No, it's not gonna be okay. 676 00:35:00,917 --> 00:35:02,125 Look at this. 677 00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:05,166 Ugh, dude. Man, that is nasty, dude. 678 00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:08,375 Oh, Jesus. Uh, what is that? 679 00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:10,583 I don't know. 680 00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:12,417 (GROANS) 681 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,291 (PANTING) 682 00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:15,667 Oh, my God. 683 00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:18,667 Adina, those are the worst ingrown hairs I've ever seen. 684 00:35:19,709 --> 00:35:21,000 Any of you girls 685 00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:24,333 have any heavy-flow maxi pads I could borrow? 686 00:35:24,417 --> 00:35:26,917 I soaked through an entire box this morning, 687 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,709 and I had to use a whole roll of toilet paper and... 688 00:35:36,625 --> 00:35:39,542 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Um... I used the last one. 689 00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:41,291 (BOYS CHUCKLE IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICES) 690 00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:42,875 Sorry. 691 00:35:42,959 --> 00:35:44,917 I gotta go. (WHIMPERS) 692 00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:47,709 Bye. 693 00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:53,875 That poor girl. 694 00:35:53,959 --> 00:35:55,709 I mean, she's so big. 695 00:35:55,792 --> 00:35:57,834 She's like Paul Bunyan, man. 696 00:35:57,917 --> 00:35:59,291 (LAUGHING) 697 00:36:01,792 --> 00:36:04,625 Do you have any idea what this will do to us? 698 00:36:04,709 --> 00:36:05,750 Hmm? 699 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,333 (SCOFFS) 700 00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:14,417 We're not supposed to know about makeup or periods or self-esteem issues. 701 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:17,583 You're not supposed to see behind the curtain. 702 00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:21,250 Look, you go to a restaurant, right? 703 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:24,083 It's your favorite place. You've been going there for years. 704 00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:27,500 You order a bacon burger. 705 00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:29,875 You don't want to see some guy slit a pig's throat, 706 00:36:29,959 --> 00:36:33,333 toss it on top of a dead cow. No. 707 00:36:33,417 --> 00:36:35,959 (CHUCKLES) You just want to enjoy your meal. 708 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,458 I'm getting that tape. 709 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:43,333 I'm getting a bacon burger, man. 710 00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:48,583 ADAM: Psst, psst! 711 00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:50,041 Jimmy! Who's there? 712 00:36:54,375 --> 00:36:55,375 (YELLS) 713 00:36:57,667 --> 00:36:58,750 Bro! Hey! 714 00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:01,583 Bro, it's you! Oh, my God! Where'd you go, man? 715 00:37:01,667 --> 00:37:02,875 Everyone's been looking for you! (LAUGHING) 716 00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:04,458 Don't worry about it. It's complicated. Listen, I... 717 00:37:04,542 --> 00:37:06,250 Wait! Bro, I have awesome news! 718 00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:08,458 I did what you said. I got a girl. 719 00:37:08,542 --> 00:37:12,917 A skank. I banged her five times and she was begging for more! 720 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,208 No, you didn't. 721 00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:18,625 I mean, that's great. That's great, Jimmy. No, no. 722 00:37:18,709 --> 00:37:21,417 Wait, I... You're shunned. 723 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,792 I am not supposed to be talking to you. 724 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:27,041 Hey, hey. Hey, who's your true bro? 725 00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:29,792 Huh? Who told you about skanks? It was me, right? 726 00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:31,250 (CHUCKLING) Yeah. 727 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,583 Spence told me you'd say that. 728 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,417 Look, forget what Spence is saying, okay? We've been framed. 729 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,625 He told me you'd say that, too. 730 00:37:37,709 --> 00:37:40,875 Look, Spence is a lying prick with his ass hairs caught in a twist. 731 00:37:41,834 --> 00:37:43,750 He told me you'd say that, too. 732 00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:46,500 Jimmy! 733 00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:47,750 Duh! 734 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:49,834 Fuck. 735 00:37:49,917 --> 00:37:51,250 (ALL SNORING) 736 00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:54,583 (BEEPING) 737 00:37:55,208 --> 00:37:57,458 (GROANS) God. 738 00:37:57,542 --> 00:37:58,917 (BANGING) 739 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,125 No... 740 00:38:00,208 --> 00:38:02,458 Bad, bad, bad! 741 00:38:02,542 --> 00:38:03,750 (MUTTERING) 742 00:38:03,834 --> 00:38:06,000 (GRUNTING) 743 00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:07,166 (BEEPING STOPS) 744 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:09,375 What the fuck are you doing, dipshit? 745 00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,875 (MUSIC PLAYING) 746 00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,083 Hmm. 747 00:38:17,792 --> 00:38:19,250 (GROANS) 748 00:38:21,041 --> 00:38:24,041 ♪ She's your adolescent dream 749 00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:27,583 ♪ Schoolboy stuff, a sticky-sweet romance 750 00:38:29,542 --> 00:38:32,333 ♪ And she makes you want to scream (SQUEAKS) 751 00:38:32,417 --> 00:38:35,875 ♪ Wishing you could get inside her pants Hmm. 752 00:38:37,291 --> 00:38:39,875 ♪ So you fantasize away 753 00:38:39,959 --> 00:38:41,208 ♪ While you're squeezing her 754 00:38:41,291 --> 00:38:42,333 (BELCHES) 755 00:38:42,417 --> 00:38:43,375 ♪ You thought you heard her saying 756 00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:45,667 ♪ Good girls don't 757 00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:47,208 ♪ Good girls don't 758 00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:52,291 ♪ But she'll be telling you good girls don't, but I do 759 00:38:53,542 --> 00:38:56,375 ♪ So you call her on the phone 760 00:38:56,458 --> 00:39:00,291 ♪ To talk about the teachers that you hate 761 00:39:01,792 --> 00:39:04,542 ♪ And she says she's all alone 762 00:39:04,625 --> 00:39:09,750 ♪ And her parents won't be coming home till late 763 00:39:09,834 --> 00:39:12,500 ♪ There's a ringing in your brain 764 00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:14,250 ♪ 'Cause you could've sworn... 765 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:15,917 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) No, not there. 766 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,583 Ahhh! 767 00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:19,000 (COUGHS) Oh, isn't this fun? 768 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,542 ♪ Good girls don't but she'll be telling you... 769 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:21,750 JOHNSON: Hey! 770 00:39:21,834 --> 00:39:23,333 A little help, chunk. 771 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:27,750 Oh! 772 00:39:27,834 --> 00:39:29,041 (LAUGHING) 773 00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:31,250 (ALL LAUGHING) 774 00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:34,709 No, I... I can do better! 775 00:39:34,792 --> 00:39:37,041 ♪ ...that you know you can't erase 776 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,250 ♪ Till she's sitting on your face Oh... 777 00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:40,959 Coming through! Coming through! 778 00:39:41,041 --> 00:39:42,083 (GRUNTS) Ow. 779 00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:44,291 ♪ Good girls don't 780 00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:46,583 ♪ Good girls don't, but she'll be telling you... Hey! 781 00:39:46,667 --> 00:39:48,458 ♪ Good girls don't 782 00:39:48,542 --> 00:39:51,417 Hey! Fat city! ♪ But I do 783 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,542 Clear the way for buttzilla! 784 00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:05,750 ♪ Good girls don't 785 00:40:05,834 --> 00:40:07,333 ♪ Good girls don't 786 00:40:07,417 --> 00:40:12,500 ♪ But she'll be telling you good girls don't, but I do 787 00:40:13,792 --> 00:40:15,375 ♪ But I do 788 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:18,375 ♪ But I do 789 00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:20,709 ♪ But I do ♪ 790 00:40:40,542 --> 00:40:41,542 What? 791 00:40:42,417 --> 00:40:43,709 Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 792 00:40:47,667 --> 00:40:51,250 "A woman's face with nature's own hand painted 793 00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:54,875 "hast thou, the master-mistress of my passion." 794 00:40:56,542 --> 00:40:58,083 "A woman's gentle heart, 795 00:40:58,166 --> 00:41:04,417 "but not acquainted With shifting change, as is false women's fashion." 796 00:41:07,417 --> 00:41:13,000 Should I get under the table and suck your cock right now? 797 00:41:13,083 --> 00:41:15,500 What? Right here? 798 00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:18,166 Please. A few lines of Shakespeare, 799 00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:20,041 and you expect a girl to swoon. 800 00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:21,333 No, I... 801 00:41:21,417 --> 00:41:23,125 Next you'll be telling me what kind of car you drive. 802 00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:25,125 No, no, no, I'm not like that. No, really. 803 00:41:25,208 --> 00:41:28,000 By taking this class, I'm trying to get in touch with... 804 00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:30,792 My breasts? Yes... No. No. 805 00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:33,875 I know why guys like you take Women's Studies courses. 806 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:35,333 (SIGHS) No, Leah. 807 00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:37,291 I'm not like that. 808 00:41:37,375 --> 00:41:38,500 I'm just... 809 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:41,875 Can we just study? 'Cause that's what I came here for. 810 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,458 (MUSIC PLAYING) 811 00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:50,125 (GLASS SHATTERS) 812 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,333 ♪ Sugar 813 00:41:55,834 --> 00:41:57,291 ♪ Ah, honey, honey 814 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:03,208 ♪ You are my candy girl 815 00:42:03,291 --> 00:42:05,083 ♪ And you got me wanting you ♪ 816 00:42:05,166 --> 00:42:07,750 (GROANS) How many times do I have to say it? 817 00:42:07,834 --> 00:42:10,709 The toilet is for toilet paper and toilet paper only! 818 00:42:10,792 --> 00:42:12,709 Argh! 819 00:42:12,792 --> 00:42:14,583 Another souffle burnt! 820 00:42:14,667 --> 00:42:17,250 I cannot concentrate on my cooking! 821 00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:19,834 Well, what's your fucking problem? 822 00:42:19,917 --> 00:42:20,875 (SPEAKS FRENCH) 823 00:42:20,959 --> 00:42:22,500 I mean, what... What's wrong? 824 00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:28,250 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I want a boyfriend. 825 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:31,166 But, no. They will not have me. 826 00:42:32,625 --> 00:42:36,083 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 827 00:42:36,166 --> 00:42:40,750 Can I make a little, teeny, tiny suggestion? 828 00:42:40,834 --> 00:42:45,125 Now, just go up, up, and flick, just like that. 829 00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:46,458 Ooh. 830 00:42:46,542 --> 00:42:51,709 And after we get the mustache, maybe we can do those armpits. 831 00:42:51,792 --> 00:42:58,709 And, um, we can do your knuckles and your back, your legs, 832 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,542 your ass. 833 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,792 So, um... Who was that cute guy I saw you with at the library? 834 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:11,750 No. He's just some frat guy I have to study with. 835 00:43:12,667 --> 00:43:14,125 Oh. 836 00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:15,667 'Cause, um... 837 00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:18,667 Well, I got the feeling he was gonna ask you out. 838 00:43:18,750 --> 00:43:22,250 I would never date a guy like that. 839 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:23,917 But don't you think that maybe if you, 840 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,417 you got him alone, away from the other frats, 841 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,792 he might actually be a nice guy? 842 00:43:28,875 --> 00:43:30,834 You know, underneath? 843 00:43:30,917 --> 00:43:34,959 I can guarantee you that guy is "Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am." 844 00:43:35,041 --> 00:43:36,583 No, no, I hear he's, uh, 845 00:43:38,166 --> 00:43:40,291 "Hello. How are you? 846 00:43:40,375 --> 00:43:42,750 "You seem like a person I'd like to get to know. 847 00:43:42,834 --> 00:43:46,458 "Can I take you out to dinner sometime, ma'am?" 848 00:43:46,542 --> 00:43:48,000 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 849 00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:49,959 I love when you braid my hair. 850 00:43:50,041 --> 00:43:52,125 (CHUCKLES) It feels so good. 851 00:43:53,583 --> 00:43:54,917 How do I look? 852 00:43:56,458 --> 00:43:58,000 You look... Good. 853 00:43:58,083 --> 00:43:59,166 Yeah? Mmm-hmm. 854 00:44:14,959 --> 00:44:16,709 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 855 00:44:16,792 --> 00:44:19,834 KATIE: Adina, are you in there? 856 00:44:19,917 --> 00:44:22,083 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Just a minute, please. 857 00:44:26,417 --> 00:44:29,458 (KNOCKING) Adina, I really have to pee-pee. 858 00:44:31,041 --> 00:44:34,667 I said, "Just a minute, please." 859 00:44:38,959 --> 00:44:41,083 (KNOCKING) It's tinkle time! 860 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,291 (DOOR SLAMS) 861 00:44:49,750 --> 00:44:51,125 I'm leaving. 862 00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:53,417 Oh, no, no. 863 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,500 Yep. 864 00:44:54,583 --> 00:44:57,166 No, 'cause I got a plan, dude. Trust me. 865 00:44:58,834 --> 00:45:02,083 That's your plan? An aspirin? 866 00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:05,750 Oh, trust me. It's not an aspirin. 867 00:45:05,834 --> 00:45:09,417 You drop this little baby in your little hairless boyfriend's drink... 868 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:12,875 Hey. Jimmy's not my boyfriend. 869 00:45:12,959 --> 00:45:17,792 He drinks his drink, he goes out like a little light bulb, 870 00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:20,625 and you go get that tape, man. 871 00:45:20,709 --> 00:45:22,041 Dude, is that a roofie? 872 00:45:23,709 --> 00:45:26,667 No, that is not a roofie right there in my hand. 873 00:45:27,834 --> 00:45:29,125 Well, it doesn't matter, all right? 874 00:45:29,208 --> 00:45:30,333 'Cause I'm not fuckin' doing it. 875 00:45:30,834 --> 00:45:32,291 (SIGHS) 876 00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:36,083 Wait, this is actually a good plan. 877 00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:38,375 You go out on a date and get him to take you back to the house. 878 00:45:38,458 --> 00:45:40,583 If there's any problems, just give me the signal. 879 00:45:40,667 --> 00:45:42,583 I'll be right outside. I'm your wingman. 880 00:45:42,667 --> 00:45:44,792 How's this signal, huh? I'm not doing it. 881 00:45:46,041 --> 00:45:47,417 You know, KOK-tail cruise is next week, 882 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,125 and with your grades and extracurriculars, 883 00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:51,375 you're gonna be lucky if you even get a job. 884 00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:01,083 Hey, college boy! 885 00:46:01,166 --> 00:46:03,041 Time to tuck in my hemorrhoids. 886 00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:05,208 (CHUCKLES) 887 00:46:14,208 --> 00:46:15,333 (GLASS SHATTERS) 888 00:46:15,417 --> 00:46:16,959 (MUSIC PLAYING) 889 00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:18,625 (HIGH-PITCHED STAMMERING) Uh... 890 00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:19,959 No. 891 00:46:20,041 --> 00:46:21,208 Come in. 892 00:46:22,208 --> 00:46:23,417 Take a load off. 893 00:46:24,875 --> 00:46:26,667 So, you like my robe, baby? 894 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:29,834 I only settle for the very best. 895 00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:31,583 Let's fuck. 896 00:46:31,667 --> 00:46:34,834 Let's have a drink first. 897 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:36,959 Loosen things up a little. 898 00:46:37,041 --> 00:46:38,667 (CHUCKLES) 899 00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:39,959 (SIGHING) Yeah. 900 00:46:41,583 --> 00:46:42,792 Ah. 901 00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:44,458 Ooh, yeah. 902 00:46:44,542 --> 00:46:45,750 (HUMMING) 903 00:46:46,458 --> 00:46:47,542 Oh... 904 00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:50,500 What's this? Box of pornos? 905 00:46:50,583 --> 00:46:52,250 Yes. (CHUCKLES) 906 00:46:53,709 --> 00:46:56,333 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 907 00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:57,875 Someone having a bash? 908 00:46:57,959 --> 00:47:00,291 Oh, I bet it's for that famous boat party 909 00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:02,875 you boys throw every year. Am I right? 910 00:47:02,959 --> 00:47:03,959 Uh-huh. 911 00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:06,792 (SIGHS) 912 00:47:09,125 --> 00:47:11,417 Vodka and cranberry for milady? 913 00:47:12,417 --> 00:47:13,750 What a good idea. 914 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:18,834 LEAH: (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Daisy. 915 00:47:18,917 --> 00:47:20,250 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Yes? 916 00:47:20,333 --> 00:47:22,333 Will you come wash my hair for me? 917 00:47:24,583 --> 00:47:27,834 So, you sassy she-devil. 918 00:47:29,667 --> 00:47:31,750 How 'bout some mellow tunes to set the mood? 919 00:47:31,834 --> 00:47:32,875 (MUSIC PLAYING) 920 00:47:32,959 --> 00:47:34,917 ♪ Get out of my way 921 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,709 ♪ Ugly woman Oh. 922 00:47:36,792 --> 00:47:37,875 ♪ Get out of my way 923 00:47:37,959 --> 00:47:40,083 ♪ You're not here to stay 924 00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:42,208 It's awfully hot in here. 925 00:47:42,291 --> 00:47:44,041 Take off your bra. 926 00:47:44,125 --> 00:47:45,166 I'll open the window. 927 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:46,875 Ooh, I'll dim the lights. 928 00:47:46,959 --> 00:47:48,417 Ah! 929 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,834 ♪ ...get out of my way 930 00:47:50,917 --> 00:47:53,583 ♪ You've been cheating on me, baby 931 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,375 Ah... 932 00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:57,917 Uh-oh. 933 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,125 ♪ I'm gonna count from one to three 934 00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:01,625 Drink up, bitch. 935 00:48:01,709 --> 00:48:04,208 ♪ When I said to get out of way 936 00:48:04,291 --> 00:48:06,750 I'm starting to get in the mood. 937 00:48:06,834 --> 00:48:07,792 ♪ Ugly woman 938 00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,709 Not without a toast. 939 00:48:09,792 --> 00:48:11,792 ♪ You're not here to stay 940 00:48:11,875 --> 00:48:13,583 ♪ Get out of my way ♪ Get out of... 941 00:48:13,667 --> 00:48:15,875 Tonight... 942 00:48:15,959 --> 00:48:22,625 I lose my virginity to a woman I love. 943 00:48:23,542 --> 00:48:25,250 ♪ Please get out of my way 944 00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:26,333 Right. 945 00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:29,291 Drink up. 946 00:48:29,375 --> 00:48:32,291 ♪ Get out of my way ♪ Get out of my way ♪ 947 00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:34,542 Ow! 948 00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:35,625 (CRASHING) 949 00:48:35,709 --> 00:48:37,375 Dave! 950 00:48:37,458 --> 00:48:39,125 Where are you? 951 00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:42,792 The first time I tried shoplifting, I got caught. 952 00:48:42,875 --> 00:48:45,250 Me too. I wanted a Twix, 953 00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:47,125 but I thought I should practice on something I didn't like, 954 00:48:47,208 --> 00:48:49,500 so I stole an onion and got busted. 955 00:48:49,583 --> 00:48:51,333 (BOTH LAUGH) 956 00:48:51,417 --> 00:48:54,166 Daisy, stop poking me in the butt. 957 00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:55,333 Sorry. 958 00:48:56,250 --> 00:48:57,834 Wingman! 959 00:48:57,917 --> 00:48:59,709 Wingman! 960 00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:03,250 Oh! 961 00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:07,750 (SCREAMING) 962 00:49:11,917 --> 00:49:13,583 (SPITS) 963 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:16,667 (ADAM YELLS) 964 00:49:17,250 --> 00:49:18,417 Don't tell Leah, 965 00:49:19,709 --> 00:49:22,625 but sometimes I think that life would be a lot easier 966 00:49:22,709 --> 00:49:25,542 if I just looked like one of those Tri Pis. 967 00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:30,041 I mean, do you know what it feels like 968 00:49:30,125 --> 00:49:32,750 to be a constant butt of jokes? 969 00:49:34,083 --> 00:49:35,375 (WHIMPERING) I do. 970 00:49:37,625 --> 00:49:40,375 Do you know what it feels like to be called a freak, 971 00:49:40,458 --> 00:49:43,125 to be humiliated day in, day out 972 00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:45,875 until your self-esteem is so low, you'd... 973 00:49:45,959 --> 00:49:47,834 You'd walk a mile out of your way 974 00:49:47,917 --> 00:49:50,083 just to avoid looking in a mirror? 975 00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:55,000 (SNIFFLING) Or to be peer-pressured 976 00:49:55,083 --> 00:49:58,834 into crushing hundreds of cans of beer on your head 977 00:49:58,917 --> 00:50:01,667 for nine years? 978 00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:06,750 Despite the constant migraines and the expensive CAT scans? 979 00:50:06,834 --> 00:50:08,000 (SOBS) 980 00:50:08,792 --> 00:50:09,834 Roberta... 981 00:50:11,667 --> 00:50:12,917 We love you. 982 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,250 DOOFER: (WHIMPERING) Oh... 983 00:50:14,333 --> 00:50:17,083 My giant. My gentle giant. 984 00:50:17,166 --> 00:50:18,333 (SOBS) 985 00:50:21,166 --> 00:50:28,125 I feel like you girls are my best friends in the whole world. 986 00:50:30,166 --> 00:50:37,083 And I think it's time we stopped moping around and started having fun. 987 00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:39,166 (SNIFFLES) 988 00:50:40,291 --> 00:50:41,834 What kind of fun? 989 00:50:42,667 --> 00:50:44,542 (GIGGLING) 990 00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:48,542 So... So why do they call it a gravity bong? 991 00:50:50,625 --> 00:50:52,291 I have no idea. 992 00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:54,458 (LEAH AND DAVE GIGGLING) 993 00:50:54,542 --> 00:50:55,625 Oh, that tickles. 994 00:50:55,709 --> 00:50:57,583 Stop that now. Stop it. 995 00:50:57,667 --> 00:50:58,875 (BOTH GIGGLE) 996 00:51:02,792 --> 00:51:06,208 Did you leave a boyfriend or anything back in Minnesota? 997 00:51:06,291 --> 00:51:09,583 Oh, no, no. My father didn't want me to date boys. 998 00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:11,709 Oh. Sounds really controlling. 999 00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:13,291 He is. 1000 00:51:13,375 --> 00:51:16,375 He fully expects me to graduate, buy a house in the suburbs, 1001 00:51:16,458 --> 00:51:18,333 and be part of his old-boy network. 1002 00:51:21,709 --> 00:51:23,500 That's really strange. 1003 00:51:24,542 --> 00:51:25,625 Well, uh... 1004 00:51:25,709 --> 00:51:26,959 (CHUCKLES) 1005 00:51:27,041 --> 00:51:31,291 Daisy, I think you deserve better than that. 1006 00:51:31,375 --> 00:51:33,000 I mean, the only way you're ever gonna be happy 1007 00:51:33,083 --> 00:51:35,959 is if you're true to what you want. 1008 00:51:36,041 --> 00:51:37,458 Your dad's just gonna have to accept 1009 00:51:37,542 --> 00:51:40,125 that you have to make your own choices in life. 1010 00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:43,291 You know, you're right. You are. (CHUCKLES) 1011 00:51:43,375 --> 00:51:45,333 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1012 00:51:48,709 --> 00:51:50,125 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) 1013 00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:52,250 (YELLS) God! Do you hear that? 1014 00:51:52,333 --> 00:51:56,500 I'm so sick of those stupid frats and their stupid music! 1015 00:51:56,583 --> 00:51:57,834 Oh, oh, oh... The toes. Oh! 1016 00:51:57,917 --> 00:51:59,083 Watch the toes. Watch your toes. 1017 00:51:59,166 --> 00:52:01,792 Sorry. God. Do you mind doing it again? (CHUCKLES) 1018 00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,000 Okay. 1019 00:52:03,083 --> 00:52:05,166 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1020 00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:08,458 Like you're naughty, girls! Like you're naughty! 1021 00:52:08,542 --> 00:52:09,875 Whoo-hoo! (GIGGLES) 1022 00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:19,041 (MUSIC CONTINUES IN DISTANCE) 1023 00:52:23,917 --> 00:52:25,208 You want to sleep over? 1024 00:52:27,417 --> 00:52:29,000 (JIMMY YELLING) 1025 00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:30,500 (PANTING) 1026 00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:34,083 You are strong for a girl. 1027 00:52:35,041 --> 00:52:36,041 For a girl. 1028 00:52:36,792 --> 00:52:38,125 (GROWLS) 1029 00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:42,417 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Guys are such idiots. 1030 00:52:45,917 --> 00:52:46,959 (GRUNTS) 1031 00:52:47,041 --> 00:52:48,417 (KEYS JINGLE) 1032 00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:56,417 What... 1033 00:53:00,458 --> 00:53:02,542 (IN SLOW MOTION) Wingman! 1034 00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:04,875 JIMMY: I lose my virginity to a woman... 1035 00:53:04,959 --> 00:53:06,000 ADAM: Bring the quality down... 1036 00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:07,750 JIMMY: Co-inky dinky, my stinky pinky. 1037 00:53:07,834 --> 00:53:09,333 ADAM: (ECHOING) ...way down. 1038 00:53:09,417 --> 00:53:11,250 Huh? Who told you about skanks? 1039 00:53:11,333 --> 00:53:13,417 FRAT BOY: (ECHOING) Fat-ass dog girl! 1040 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,250 (GROANING) 1041 00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:18,500 JIMMY: I banged her five times, and she was begging for more! 1042 00:53:22,083 --> 00:53:23,041 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1043 00:53:23,125 --> 00:53:24,125 So... 1044 00:53:26,166 --> 00:53:27,333 Good night. 1045 00:53:30,959 --> 00:53:33,083 Uh... Yeah. 1046 00:53:33,166 --> 00:53:34,375 Good night. 1047 00:53:35,709 --> 00:53:37,375 I had a really good time tonight. 1048 00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:41,208 So did I. 1049 00:53:46,375 --> 00:53:48,000 I feel so comfortable with you. 1050 00:53:50,542 --> 00:53:52,500 Like I can tell you anything. 1051 00:53:55,875 --> 00:53:57,667 Yeah. Yeah, me too. 1052 00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:04,333 I'm glad you decided to sleep over. 1053 00:54:06,375 --> 00:54:10,125 ♪ Tiger lily girl 1054 00:54:10,208 --> 00:54:13,667 ♪ Standin' cross-eyed in the corner 1055 00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:18,834 ♪ Tiger lily girl 1056 00:54:18,917 --> 00:54:20,583 ♪ Standin' tongue-tied in the corner ♪ 1057 00:54:20,667 --> 00:54:23,166 (WHIMPERS) 1058 00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:29,583 I'm really, really confused right now. 1059 00:54:30,208 --> 00:54:31,333 (PANTING) So am I. 1060 00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:34,583 I've never done this before. 1061 00:54:36,041 --> 00:54:37,417 Me neither. (SIGHS) 1062 00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:42,208 I'm sorry. 1063 00:54:43,875 --> 00:54:47,000 I'm really sorry. 1064 00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:51,291 Why don't you come over here and we'll talk? 1065 00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:52,542 I won't bite. 1066 00:54:57,875 --> 00:54:59,291 Come on. 1067 00:54:59,375 --> 00:55:00,875 Uh, I've got to go. 1068 00:55:00,959 --> 00:55:02,625 Ah. Ooh. 1069 00:55:03,625 --> 00:55:04,917 (DOOR CLOSES) 1070 00:55:06,625 --> 00:55:09,375 ♪ She was a rough rider 1071 00:55:10,792 --> 00:55:13,041 (INDISTINCT TALKING) 1072 00:55:13,125 --> 00:55:15,083 ♪ A cool stroker 1073 00:55:18,083 --> 00:55:19,041 Oh. Oh. 1074 00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:20,834 ♪ A strong whiner 1075 00:55:20,917 --> 00:55:23,375 Like it hurts, girls. (GRUNTING) 1076 00:55:23,458 --> 00:55:25,125 ♪ I had a hard night 1077 00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:27,333 Make it sting, girls. 1078 00:55:27,417 --> 00:55:28,542 (GIRL LAUGHING) 1079 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:30,291 Hurt yourselves, girls. 1080 00:55:31,959 --> 00:55:33,125 Oh! 1081 00:55:34,458 --> 00:55:36,375 Oh! 1082 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:37,709 Ooh. 1083 00:55:39,083 --> 00:55:42,125 See if there's more weed in her pajamas. 1084 00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:45,625 Ooh-la-la-la-la! 1085 00:55:47,667 --> 00:55:49,333 (MUTTERS) 1086 00:55:49,417 --> 00:55:51,500 Let's spark up a bowl. 1087 00:55:54,458 --> 00:55:55,834 (LAUGHING) 1088 00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:02,542 (CHUCKLES) 1089 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:05,458 ♪ I feel so broke up today ♪ 1090 00:56:19,792 --> 00:56:21,125 (GASPS) 1091 00:56:26,875 --> 00:56:29,125 Jimmy, where are the tapes? 1092 00:56:29,208 --> 00:56:32,917 What happened to that box of pornos, you little piece of shit? 1093 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,750 Jimmy! Jimmy! I need my tape! 1094 00:56:35,834 --> 00:56:37,542 (EXHALES SHARPLY) Oh, shit. 1095 00:56:39,291 --> 00:56:40,333 Huh? 1096 00:56:43,375 --> 00:56:44,667 (GRUNTS) 1097 00:56:51,542 --> 00:56:53,000 Can I help you? 1098 00:56:57,291 --> 00:56:58,667 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 1099 00:57:01,709 --> 00:57:04,500 ALL: (CHANTING) The girl was fair who went upstairs 1100 00:57:04,583 --> 00:57:06,750 with her favorite KOK. 1101 00:57:06,834 --> 00:57:11,500 She knocked around and came back down and now she takes the walk. 1102 00:57:11,583 --> 00:57:12,875 The walk... 1103 00:57:17,542 --> 00:57:18,875 Oh! 1104 00:57:20,917 --> 00:57:21,917 Oh! 1105 00:57:22,917 --> 00:57:24,166 Whoa! 1106 00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:27,500 (GIGGLING) 1107 00:57:27,583 --> 00:57:29,834 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) (GASPS) 1108 00:57:29,917 --> 00:57:30,917 (CHUCKLING) 1109 00:57:33,417 --> 00:57:37,125 (DOOR CLOSES) Hey, where you been, man? Did you get that tape? 1110 00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:38,667 No. 1111 00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:39,917 Where's Dave? 1112 00:57:40,417 --> 00:57:41,583 Ow! 1113 00:57:42,917 --> 00:57:44,667 That's weird. 1114 00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:47,500 What the hell is on your skirt, man? 1115 00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:48,875 Oh! 1116 00:57:48,959 --> 00:57:51,875 Uh... Gum... Or something. 1117 00:57:51,959 --> 00:57:53,667 Yeah? What flavor was it? 1118 00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:55,792 Big juicy cock? 1119 00:57:58,125 --> 00:57:59,458 I don't know what you mean. 1120 00:57:59,542 --> 00:58:01,333 (DOOR OPENS) Nothing happened. 1121 00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:05,291 Dude, did you get the tape? 1122 00:58:07,291 --> 00:58:08,291 The tape? 1123 00:58:09,291 --> 00:58:10,959 Yeah. Oh. 1124 00:58:11,917 --> 00:58:13,417 The tape. 1125 00:58:14,792 --> 00:58:17,166 Let me tell you about the tape, Dave. 1126 00:58:17,250 --> 00:58:21,750 Somewhere between the ribs and the Rohypnol, I had the tape. 1127 00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:24,291 But what happened? 1128 00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:26,208 You fucked me over, Dave! 1129 00:58:26,291 --> 00:58:29,083 And now the tape is in a blue crate on its way to the boat! 1130 00:58:29,166 --> 00:58:32,709 So... You didn't get the tape? 1131 00:58:32,792 --> 00:58:34,542 Where were you last night, Dave? 1132 00:58:34,625 --> 00:58:36,375 Uh, well, I was... 1133 00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:38,750 What happened to the wingman, huh? 1134 00:58:38,834 --> 00:58:41,166 You were with her, weren't you? 1135 00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:43,417 You left me hanging in the wind. 1136 00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:45,667 Oh, is that what they're calling it now? 1137 00:58:45,750 --> 00:58:46,750 Shut up, Doofer! 1138 00:58:46,834 --> 00:58:49,917 (SOBBING) Oh! 1139 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:54,375 You betrayed me to be with a DOG! 1140 00:58:54,458 --> 00:58:55,750 You're calling her a DOG? 1141 00:58:55,834 --> 00:58:57,709 DOG, DOG, DOG. (SNARLS) 1142 00:58:57,792 --> 00:58:59,000 Have you looked in the mirror lately? 1143 00:58:59,083 --> 00:59:00,875 You know, I can't even believe Jimmy even asked you out. 1144 00:59:00,959 --> 00:59:02,375 You know, you're the joke of the whole house! 1145 00:59:02,458 --> 00:59:05,083 You're not half the woman she is! 1146 00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:06,417 You take that back! No. 1147 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:07,875 You take it back! No. 1148 00:59:07,959 --> 00:59:10,458 DOOFER: I just want to stop the fighting. I want us to be friends! 1149 00:59:10,542 --> 00:59:13,208 Shush! Well, you tell this bitch 1150 00:59:13,291 --> 00:59:15,375 that a friend would've had my back last night. 1151 00:59:16,166 --> 00:59:17,083 (SOBS) 1152 00:59:17,166 --> 00:59:20,417 (SCOFFS) Looks like Jimmy got there first. 1153 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:22,125 (YELLING) 1154 00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:24,083 (GROWLING) 1155 00:59:24,166 --> 00:59:26,208 (SCREAMING) 1156 00:59:28,458 --> 00:59:30,375 (YELLING) 1157 00:59:30,458 --> 00:59:32,792 You and your new girlfriend could care less what happens to me! 1158 00:59:32,875 --> 00:59:33,959 (CHOKING) 1159 00:59:34,041 --> 00:59:36,125 I waited all night for you! 1160 00:59:36,208 --> 00:59:37,834 Ooh! A lovers' quarrel! 1161 00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:40,291 (SCREAMING) 1162 00:59:42,542 --> 00:59:43,959 (COUGHING) 1163 00:59:45,041 --> 00:59:46,625 (YELLS) 1164 00:59:46,709 --> 00:59:48,709 Ha! You throw like a girl! 1165 00:59:49,583 --> 00:59:50,834 (YELLS) Oh! 1166 00:59:51,583 --> 00:59:53,291 (YELLING) 1167 00:59:53,375 --> 00:59:55,166 (COUGHING) 1168 00:59:55,250 --> 00:59:56,625 (SCREAMS) 1169 00:59:56,709 --> 00:59:57,834 Ooh, that hurt! 1170 00:59:59,166 --> 01:00:00,291 That all you got? 1171 01:00:00,375 --> 01:00:03,000 You're gonna pay! 1172 01:00:08,166 --> 01:00:09,417 (GASPS) 1173 01:00:12,750 --> 01:00:13,750 (YELLING) 1174 01:00:15,542 --> 01:00:18,250 Hey. So, you wanna play? Let's play. 1175 01:00:18,333 --> 01:00:20,542 Oh, is that supposed to scare me? 1176 01:00:21,917 --> 01:00:23,083 (WHIMPERS) 1177 01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:24,667 Adina, catch! 1178 01:00:25,917 --> 01:00:27,542 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1179 01:00:31,959 --> 01:00:33,291 (GRUNTING CONTINUES) 1180 01:00:48,250 --> 01:00:50,208 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Girls, stop it! 1181 01:00:50,291 --> 01:00:52,166 Eat it! (GAGS) 1182 01:00:53,417 --> 01:00:54,625 Oh! 1183 01:00:56,917 --> 01:00:58,709 (AIR WHOOSHING) 1184 01:00:59,458 --> 01:01:01,250 (YELLING) 1185 01:01:03,083 --> 01:01:04,875 Okay, easy, now. 1186 01:01:04,959 --> 01:01:05,959 Go easy. 1187 01:01:07,291 --> 01:01:08,542 (GROANS) 1188 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:11,625 (YELLS) 1189 01:01:12,125 --> 01:01:13,333 (GROANS) 1190 01:01:13,417 --> 01:01:14,333 (GASPS) Oh! 1191 01:01:22,166 --> 01:01:23,166 (GRUNTING) 1192 01:01:24,333 --> 01:01:26,709 (GROWLING) 1193 01:01:26,792 --> 01:01:28,417 You don't understand what I'm going through, Dave! 1194 01:01:29,458 --> 01:01:31,542 This is killing me! 1195 01:01:31,625 --> 01:01:34,583 I was the go-to guy at KOK, okay? 1196 01:01:34,667 --> 01:01:36,750 Now look at me. Look at me! 1197 01:01:37,583 --> 01:01:39,250 I'm ugly! 1198 01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:41,208 I would never fuck me! 1199 01:01:41,291 --> 01:01:44,333 That's... That's not true. That's not true. 1200 01:01:44,417 --> 01:01:46,750 You had sex with Lisa Philbin. 1201 01:01:46,834 --> 01:01:49,583 Yeah. Remember her, huh? 1202 01:01:49,667 --> 01:01:51,834 You're much prettier than she is. 1203 01:01:53,291 --> 01:01:54,375 (YELLING) 1204 01:01:54,458 --> 01:01:56,125 Football! Football. What? 1205 01:01:56,208 --> 01:01:59,542 Football. Look, huh? Look at that. 1206 01:01:59,625 --> 01:02:00,917 ADAM: I don't get it. 1207 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,875 DAVE: Who gets to go to the KOK-tail cruise every year? Huh? 1208 01:02:04,542 --> 01:02:05,917 Tri Pis. 1209 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:09,792 Technically, it's whoever wins the powder puff football game. 1210 01:02:10,166 --> 01:02:11,000 Yeah? 1211 01:02:11,083 --> 01:02:13,959 With you, me, and Doofer on the DOG team, 1212 01:02:14,041 --> 01:02:15,917 the Tri Pis don't stand a chance. 1213 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:20,917 Look, we win the game, we get on the boat, we get the tape. 1214 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,750 That's good. Yeah. 1215 01:02:22,834 --> 01:02:25,291 Yeah. It's perfect. 1216 01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:27,750 We get on the boat, you meet with Kloss, 1217 01:02:27,834 --> 01:02:29,709 you get the job, you hire me and Doofer! 1218 01:02:30,041 --> 01:02:31,375 (LAUGHS) 1219 01:02:32,667 --> 01:02:34,875 DOGs are gonna be on the KOK-tail cruise. 1220 01:02:34,959 --> 01:02:38,792 Oh, I'm not going anywhere looking like this. 1221 01:02:38,875 --> 01:02:41,667 No, sir. 1222 01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:45,333 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) Why would we want to play football? 1223 01:02:47,375 --> 01:02:50,917 Why would you want to play football? 1224 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,291 Yeah! 1225 01:02:52,375 --> 01:02:57,959 Haven't you read the studies about sports and self-esteem? 1226 01:02:58,041 --> 01:03:00,834 (WHIMPERING) Mmm-hmm. I wouldn't mind a little self-esteem. 1227 01:03:00,917 --> 01:03:06,458 I say we go out there, and we knock their tits in the dirt! 1228 01:03:06,542 --> 01:03:07,917 (ALL CHEERING) 1229 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,083 Let's do it! 1230 01:03:10,208 --> 01:03:12,000 (CROWD CHEERING) (AIR HORN BLOWING) 1231 01:03:30,041 --> 01:03:31,750 They don't look so tough. 1232 01:03:32,458 --> 01:03:34,333 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1233 01:03:34,417 --> 01:03:36,125 GIRL: Okay, we're gonna do this. 1234 01:03:36,917 --> 01:03:38,250 ALL: Ready? Break! 1235 01:03:38,792 --> 01:03:41,625 (CROWD CHEERING) 1236 01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:58,583 Uh-oh. 1237 01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:00,709 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1238 01:04:00,792 --> 01:04:03,917 Girls! Girls! Remember what we learned! 1239 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,333 Come on! 1240 01:04:05,417 --> 01:04:06,375 GIRL: Come on, guys. 1241 01:04:06,458 --> 01:04:08,500 Three, set! 1242 01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:11,500 ALL: Huh! 1243 01:04:15,792 --> 01:04:16,834 (CROWD CHEERS) 1244 01:04:20,792 --> 01:04:22,458 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Come and get it, ladies. 1245 01:04:24,834 --> 01:04:25,834 (SCREAMING) 1246 01:04:26,458 --> 01:04:27,750 Look out. 1247 01:04:27,834 --> 01:04:29,583 (SCREAMING) 1248 01:04:30,333 --> 01:04:31,709 (DOOFER CRIES) 1249 01:04:31,792 --> 01:04:33,709 (CHEERING) 1250 01:04:33,792 --> 01:04:35,375 (WHISTLE BLOWS) Whoo! 1251 01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:37,083 Yeah, bitches! 1252 01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:38,792 Whoo! 1253 01:04:40,166 --> 01:04:42,208 (CHEERING LOUDLY) 1254 01:04:42,291 --> 01:04:44,291 (SCREAMING) 1255 01:04:44,375 --> 01:04:46,291 (AIR HORN BLOWING) (DOOFER CONTINUES CRYING) 1256 01:04:46,375 --> 01:04:48,792 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) This is supposed to be touch football! 1257 01:04:48,875 --> 01:04:50,500 (SCREAMS) 1258 01:04:51,959 --> 01:04:54,291 Oh, my ba... Gina! 1259 01:04:54,375 --> 01:04:57,166 My... She kicked me in the vaginas! (SCREAMS) 1260 01:04:57,709 --> 01:04:59,375 Stretcher! 1261 01:04:59,458 --> 01:05:01,166 DOOFER: Oh! Get the giant! 1262 01:05:01,709 --> 01:05:03,250 I want my giant! 1263 01:05:03,333 --> 01:05:04,792 (SCREAMING) 1264 01:05:04,875 --> 01:05:06,417 Thank you, giant. 1265 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:08,542 Watch my vagina. (SCREAMS) 1266 01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:13,792 ALL: DOGs rule! Break! 1267 01:05:13,875 --> 01:05:15,583 All right. 1268 01:05:15,667 --> 01:05:17,667 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Bunch of pink nightmares. 1269 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,834 (CLEARS THROAT) 1270 01:05:23,917 --> 01:05:26,625 Get your eyes off my tits, rug muncher. 1271 01:05:26,709 --> 01:05:28,792 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Blue 42! 1272 01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:30,000 Hut! Hut! 1273 01:05:30,083 --> 01:05:32,041 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1274 01:05:34,208 --> 01:05:35,208 Ow! 1275 01:05:36,875 --> 01:05:38,583 Adina, I'm open! 1276 01:05:39,041 --> 01:05:40,041 (GRUNTS) 1277 01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:43,500 (GRUNTS) (ALL GROAN) 1278 01:05:44,542 --> 01:05:46,667 (ALL GRUNTING) 1279 01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:52,542 DOGs don't go on the cruise. 1280 01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:57,000 Adina! (WHIMPERING) 1281 01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:59,667 ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA) That's the second injury to the DOGs this quarter. 1282 01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:01,500 She may be hurt pretty badly. 1283 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,208 (CHEERING AND WHISTLING) 1284 01:06:04,250 --> 01:06:06,834 It's a go. Hit it! 1285 01:06:06,917 --> 01:06:08,667 Okay. 1286 01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:10,166 (GRUNTING) (SQUEAKING) 1287 01:06:12,583 --> 01:06:14,834 (SCREAMING) 1288 01:06:14,917 --> 01:06:18,125 (CROWD CHEERING) (TRI PIS SCREAMING) 1289 01:06:18,208 --> 01:06:20,333 (IN NORMAL VOICE) That's my trick. 1290 01:06:20,417 --> 01:06:21,458 What? 1291 01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:24,125 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Nothing. 1292 01:06:24,208 --> 01:06:26,458 (CROWD CHEERING) (GIRLS SCREAMING) 1293 01:06:29,083 --> 01:06:30,417 (CHEERING) 1294 01:06:32,083 --> 01:06:33,625 Why are they cheering? 1295 01:06:33,709 --> 01:06:34,792 I don't know! 1296 01:06:36,083 --> 01:06:37,792 God, that is so weird. 1297 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:42,667 It's payback time. 1298 01:06:42,750 --> 01:06:44,709 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) Ready? Break! 1299 01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:47,083 Show 'em! Hey, Leah, next to the receiver. 1300 01:06:47,166 --> 01:06:50,041 Cover the receiver. Hey, back, Katie. Get over there. Okay. 1301 01:06:50,125 --> 01:06:53,208 (INAUDIBLE) 25! 32! 1302 01:06:53,291 --> 01:06:55,417 Oh, I'm in your head now! Oh, I'm in your head now! 1303 01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:56,583 Feel it! Hut! Hut! 1304 01:06:56,667 --> 01:06:58,959 (YELLING) 1305 01:07:00,667 --> 01:07:02,542 (BOOING) 1306 01:07:02,625 --> 01:07:03,834 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1307 01:07:03,917 --> 01:07:05,875 ANNOUNCER: DOGs' ball. First and 10. 1308 01:07:05,959 --> 01:07:08,750 Okay, this one's going to yours truly. 1309 01:07:08,834 --> 01:07:10,709 Ready? ALL: Break! 1310 01:07:11,959 --> 01:07:14,458 (GRUNTING) 1311 01:07:16,959 --> 01:07:18,041 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1312 01:07:18,125 --> 01:07:19,750 (CHEERING) 1313 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:23,500 GIRL: Adina rules! 1314 01:07:26,458 --> 01:07:28,375 (CHEERING) (CROWD BOOING) 1315 01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:29,583 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1316 01:07:29,667 --> 01:07:32,959 Get that fat-ass bulldyke no matter what it takes. Ready? 1317 01:07:33,041 --> 01:07:34,041 ALL: Break! 1318 01:07:34,709 --> 01:07:37,000 (MUSIC PLAYS) 1319 01:07:41,166 --> 01:07:43,333 ♪ Yeah 1320 01:07:48,709 --> 01:07:50,333 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1321 01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:57,917 Blue 48! 1322 01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,417 Hey, everybody, 1323 01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:03,750 this is the DOG that Jimmy backdoored. 1324 01:08:03,834 --> 01:08:07,250 ANNOUNCER: Evidently, the quarterback is Jimmy's new girlfriend. 1325 01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:08,750 No! (FOOTBALL SLAPS HANDS) 1326 01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:10,208 (ALL YELLING) 1327 01:08:10,875 --> 01:08:12,041 (GROANS) 1328 01:08:12,542 --> 01:08:13,709 (LAUGHTER) 1329 01:08:14,208 --> 01:08:15,875 (GRUNTING) 1330 01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:19,750 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1331 01:08:24,542 --> 01:08:26,875 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 1332 01:08:29,417 --> 01:08:31,458 Okay. 1333 01:08:31,542 --> 01:08:35,291 Five-step buttonhook. Be ready. The ball's coming fast. 1334 01:08:35,375 --> 01:08:37,208 KATIE: We're over here! 1335 01:08:37,875 --> 01:08:39,917 Yeah. Come on. 1336 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,041 (GROANING) 1337 01:08:42,583 --> 01:08:43,959 (ALL GASP) 1338 01:08:44,041 --> 01:08:46,792 Times out! Times out! 1339 01:08:46,875 --> 01:08:49,250 (WHISTLE BLOWS) ANNOUNCER: That's the DOGs' final timeout. 1340 01:08:49,333 --> 01:08:51,291 We can't win without you, Adina. 1341 01:08:51,417 --> 01:08:52,375 Right. Right. 1342 01:08:52,458 --> 01:08:54,875 Listen up all of you. 1343 01:08:56,417 --> 01:08:59,834 I am not gonna let you give up on yourselves. 1344 01:08:59,917 --> 01:09:01,417 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1345 01:09:02,709 --> 01:09:04,875 When I first pledged the DOG house, 1346 01:09:06,583 --> 01:09:10,125 I thought, "My God, what a bunch of losers." 1347 01:09:11,458 --> 01:09:12,625 But I was wrong. 1348 01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:15,709 This house 1349 01:09:15,792 --> 01:09:23,208 has more heart and more loyalty than the Tri Pis ever had. 1350 01:09:23,291 --> 01:09:29,291 I mean, sure, they may give great blow jobs, but we're a family. 1351 01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:33,208 Yeah, you know... 1352 01:09:33,291 --> 01:09:34,959 I think we're still in this game. 1353 01:09:36,125 --> 01:09:38,083 Still in it? 1354 01:09:38,166 --> 01:09:39,917 You're damn right you're still in it! 1355 01:09:39,959 --> 01:09:41,458 You can win this thing! 1356 01:09:43,375 --> 01:09:47,917 LEAH: Okay, the name of the play is "Patty up the middle." 1357 01:09:48,041 --> 01:09:49,917 Me? 1358 01:09:50,041 --> 01:09:52,583 On two? On two. Ready? 1359 01:09:52,667 --> 01:09:53,834 ALL: Go DOGs! 1360 01:09:53,917 --> 01:09:55,166 (SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY) 1361 01:10:00,959 --> 01:10:03,750 Red 64! Red 64! 1362 01:10:03,834 --> 01:10:05,083 Hike! 1363 01:10:05,166 --> 01:10:06,208 (ALL YELLING) 1364 01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:08,542 (CROWD CHEERING) 1365 01:10:08,625 --> 01:10:09,959 (GROANS) 1366 01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:13,792 (CROWD CONTINUES CHEERING) 1367 01:10:14,542 --> 01:10:15,959 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1368 01:10:16,083 --> 01:10:17,542 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1369 01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:20,917 Are you all right, Patty? 1370 01:10:21,041 --> 01:10:22,583 Yeah, I guess so. 1371 01:10:22,667 --> 01:10:24,083 Chicken shit. 1372 01:10:24,166 --> 01:10:26,083 Yeah, go back to your huddle, freak. 1373 01:10:26,208 --> 01:10:27,250 (BOTH LAUGH) 1374 01:10:27,375 --> 01:10:29,166 Yeah, Sasquatch. 1375 01:10:29,250 --> 01:10:30,375 What did you call me? 1376 01:10:31,041 --> 01:10:33,375 Um, chicken shit. 1377 01:10:33,458 --> 01:10:36,250 No, after that. 1378 01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:37,750 Sasquatch? 1379 01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:39,375 No, before that. 1380 01:10:42,709 --> 01:10:43,709 Freak? 1381 01:10:45,750 --> 01:10:47,166 That was it. 1382 01:10:47,250 --> 01:10:49,375 Thanks. 1383 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:52,125 (GROWLING) Let's try "Patty up the middle" 1384 01:10:52,208 --> 01:10:54,792 one more time. 1385 01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:56,083 What do we do? 1386 01:10:56,166 --> 01:10:58,166 PATTY: Get out of the way. (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1387 01:10:58,250 --> 01:11:00,458 ANNOUNCER: This should be the last play of the game. 1388 01:11:00,542 --> 01:11:01,500 Hike! 1389 01:11:01,583 --> 01:11:03,083 (YELLING) 1390 01:11:04,208 --> 01:11:05,583 (GRUNTING) 1391 01:11:13,917 --> 01:11:16,500 (WHISTLE BLOWS) (YELLING) 1392 01:11:20,542 --> 01:11:22,709 (CHEERING) 1393 01:11:43,959 --> 01:11:45,542 Who's number one? 1394 01:11:45,625 --> 01:11:47,417 ALL: D-O-G! 1395 01:11:47,500 --> 01:11:48,792 (CHEERING) 1396 01:11:52,125 --> 01:11:54,208 (HORN HONKS) Fat ass! 1397 01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:56,625 (GRUNTS) 1398 01:11:58,125 --> 01:11:59,166 (GRUNTS) 1399 01:11:59,250 --> 01:12:00,500 (TIRES SCREECH) 1400 01:12:01,583 --> 01:12:03,125 (HORN BLARES) 1401 01:12:04,625 --> 01:12:05,917 (IN NORMAL VOICE) It's true. 1402 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,250 Sports does improve self-esteem. 1403 01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:12,041 Leah's the first girl I met I could really talk to. 1404 01:12:12,125 --> 01:12:13,458 Maybe I should just tell her. 1405 01:12:13,542 --> 01:12:16,208 No! Not after what we've been through, man. (SIRENS WAILING) 1406 01:12:16,291 --> 01:12:17,542 Come on. Eyes on the prize, Dave. 1407 01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:19,083 We're almost out of this. 1408 01:12:20,333 --> 01:12:21,583 Watch it, DOG! 1409 01:12:21,667 --> 01:12:23,500 You watch it, plastic tits. 1410 01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:27,542 Oh! 1411 01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:29,750 Do you believe that bitch? 1412 01:12:29,834 --> 01:12:32,125 You going back to the house? 1413 01:12:32,208 --> 01:12:34,375 I gotta stop and get some more lipstick, man. 1414 01:12:34,458 --> 01:12:36,875 Yeah, I'll go with you. I need a new dress. 1415 01:12:36,959 --> 01:12:38,709 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1416 01:12:41,166 --> 01:12:42,417 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Oh, hi. 1417 01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:45,333 Can I help you find some... Ugh! (CLEARS THROAT) 1418 01:12:45,834 --> 01:12:46,875 Uh, hi. 1419 01:12:46,959 --> 01:12:49,417 I'm going to a very big, important party tonight, 1420 01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:51,917 and I need to look absolutely perfect. 1421 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:55,125 Can you tell me which shade of lipstick looks best on me? 1422 01:12:56,667 --> 01:12:58,458 Um... Uh... 1423 01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:00,709 Um, oh... 1424 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:03,542 Maybe the orange. 1425 01:13:03,917 --> 01:13:04,959 Orange. 1426 01:13:05,041 --> 01:13:06,959 What an excellent suggestion. 1427 01:13:07,041 --> 01:13:08,959 (STAMMERING) Hello? 1428 01:13:09,041 --> 01:13:11,125 Hello? Hello? 1429 01:13:11,208 --> 01:13:13,625 So, once we get the tape off the boat, then what? 1430 01:13:13,709 --> 01:13:16,083 We show it at the national chapter meeting tomorrow morning, 1431 01:13:16,166 --> 01:13:18,667 we bust Spence's ass, we return to KOK, 1432 01:13:18,750 --> 01:13:20,625 and we roll our wieners back out. 1433 01:13:20,709 --> 01:13:22,125 Well... What do I... What do I tell Leah? 1434 01:13:22,208 --> 01:13:24,291 I mean, what happens to Daisy? 1435 01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:27,000 Daisy, Adina, and Roberta are going to disappear. 1436 01:13:27,083 --> 01:13:28,625 And this never happened. 1437 01:13:28,709 --> 01:13:30,083 Well, I have to tell Leah something. 1438 01:13:30,166 --> 01:13:32,458 Tonight, Daisy could tell Leah that she's going back to Minnesota. 1439 01:13:32,542 --> 01:13:34,750 Oh, that's so stupid. That's such a cop-out. Come on. 1440 01:13:34,834 --> 01:13:38,625 Ah. I'm sure this would look good on an anorexic. 1441 01:13:38,709 --> 01:13:42,458 Why can't they design dresses for girls who need to hide a big caboose? 1442 01:13:42,542 --> 01:13:44,166 You know, you really don't have a... 1443 01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:47,166 Oh! Please be a size 8. Please be a size 8. 1444 01:13:47,250 --> 01:13:48,417 Yes! 1445 01:13:52,709 --> 01:13:54,542 GIRLS: D-O-G! 1446 01:13:54,625 --> 01:13:56,875 (CHEERING) 1447 01:13:58,291 --> 01:14:00,250 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1448 01:14:00,625 --> 01:14:01,959 Whoo! 1449 01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:03,500 Whoo! (SHIP HORN BELLOWS) 1450 01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:06,291 ALL: No DOGs allowed! 1451 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,500 (LAUGHTER) (SHIP HORN BELLOWS) 1452 01:14:09,250 --> 01:14:12,041 GIRL 1: KOKs rule! 1453 01:14:12,125 --> 01:14:14,625 GIRL 2: Yeah, you fat cows! Whoo! 1454 01:14:14,709 --> 01:14:17,083 We were stupid to believe we'd ever get on that boat. 1455 01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:19,667 (HOWLING) 1456 01:14:19,750 --> 01:14:21,250 That's our party! 1457 01:14:21,917 --> 01:14:23,083 And we're going. 1458 01:14:24,125 --> 01:14:25,542 All right? 1459 01:14:25,625 --> 01:14:27,500 DOOFER: I've got a plan. 1460 01:14:27,583 --> 01:14:29,208 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1461 01:14:29,291 --> 01:14:33,792 Nothing beats the sea air whistling up my dress, ladies. 1462 01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:38,208 ♪ Ooh 1463 01:14:38,291 --> 01:14:41,250 ♪ Sugar pie, honey bunch ♪ 1464 01:14:41,333 --> 01:14:42,875 Oh, yeah. 1465 01:14:42,959 --> 01:14:43,959 Hello. 1466 01:14:44,041 --> 01:14:45,417 This way to the little girls' room, right? 1467 01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:47,000 Yes, it's right that way. 1468 01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:48,583 Oh! 1469 01:14:48,667 --> 01:14:49,959 (BOTH LAUGH) 1470 01:14:51,291 --> 01:14:52,750 Where's that kid of yours, anyway? 1471 01:14:52,834 --> 01:14:56,208 Let's get this over with so I can go tomcatting. 1472 01:14:56,291 --> 01:14:57,625 He's around here somewhere. 1473 01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:01,625 (MUFFLED SCREAM) 1474 01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:04,333 (MUFFLED SCREAM) 1475 01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:06,583 (MUFFLED SCREAM) 1476 01:15:06,667 --> 01:15:08,500 (LAUGHING) Whoo! 1477 01:15:10,375 --> 01:15:12,792 Yo, bro, why am I dancing with you? 1478 01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:18,166 Dude, I don't know. 1479 01:15:22,667 --> 01:15:25,750 DOGs in the hi-ouse! 1480 01:15:25,834 --> 01:15:27,375 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1481 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,125 Mmm-hmm. 1482 01:15:35,208 --> 01:15:36,875 (LAUGHING) 1483 01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:43,208 (MOUTHING) Adina. 1484 01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:48,125 Where did all the Tri Pis go? 1485 01:15:52,709 --> 01:15:53,959 Hey. 1486 01:15:54,041 --> 01:15:55,250 Let's dance. 1487 01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:57,166 (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 1488 01:15:57,250 --> 01:15:59,458 Mr. Kloss, Spence Rivington, 1489 01:15:59,542 --> 01:16:02,125 President of KOK, Class of '02. 1490 01:16:02,208 --> 01:16:04,458 Hello, son. Listen, sir... 1491 01:16:04,542 --> 01:16:06,834 I heard you're trying to fill a position in your company, 1492 01:16:06,917 --> 01:16:08,625 and I have to tell you, I'm like the beer in the mug. 1493 01:16:08,709 --> 01:16:10,834 I'm the guy to fill your position. 1494 01:16:10,917 --> 01:16:13,583 I know this isn't easy for you. 1495 01:16:15,208 --> 01:16:18,875 It's not easy for me either, but, um, 1496 01:16:20,875 --> 01:16:22,542 I'm willing to commit if you are. 1497 01:16:32,125 --> 01:16:34,000 One second, son, all right? 1498 01:16:34,083 --> 01:16:37,208 We're trying to watch a little girl party over here, okay? 1499 01:16:38,875 --> 01:16:40,125 No, um... 1500 01:16:41,083 --> 01:16:42,458 I love lesbos. 1501 01:16:45,083 --> 01:16:46,083 (CHUCKLES) Sorry. 1502 01:16:47,208 --> 01:16:48,500 Um... 1503 01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:50,834 You know, uh... 1504 01:16:50,917 --> 01:16:53,583 I've decided I'm moving back to Minnesota. (CHUCKLES) 1505 01:16:56,417 --> 01:16:58,208 But we can, uh... 1506 01:16:58,291 --> 01:17:01,500 We can still be together in a different way. 1507 01:17:01,583 --> 01:17:05,083 I mean, I'm... I'm... I'm moving, but I'm not moving. 1508 01:17:06,583 --> 01:17:08,875 I don't understand you. (SCOFFS) 1509 01:17:08,959 --> 01:17:12,208 You know, we can talk all night when we're alone, 1510 01:17:12,291 --> 01:17:15,417 but we go out in public, and you're a different person. 1511 01:17:16,625 --> 01:17:19,041 I can't do this, Leah. 1512 01:17:19,125 --> 01:17:22,125 I thought dating a girl would be easier than dating a guy. 1513 01:17:23,792 --> 01:17:25,125 It's the same story. 1514 01:17:26,834 --> 01:17:28,834 (UP-TEMPO DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) 1515 01:17:35,125 --> 01:17:36,417 Care to dance? 1516 01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:38,875 Oh, I don't think... 1517 01:17:38,959 --> 01:17:40,625 (GRUNTS) 1518 01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:44,959 (GROANS) 1519 01:17:46,125 --> 01:17:47,208 No. 1520 01:17:47,291 --> 01:17:48,583 (GRUNTS) 1521 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:53,417 Davey! John Kloss. 1522 01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:55,709 (CHUCKLES) I thought that was you. 1523 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:08,041 So, your dad tells me you'll be a valuable member of team Kloss. 1524 01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:10,500 Oh, absolutely. Yes. 1525 01:18:11,291 --> 01:18:12,917 Good! 1526 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:16,166 Because we start every day promptly at 10:00 a.m. 1527 01:18:18,333 --> 01:18:20,083 Welcome aboard, son. 1528 01:18:20,166 --> 01:18:21,417 All right. Let's go upstairs. 1529 01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:23,625 There's a tall, dark-haired beauty with an ass like an apple 1530 01:18:23,709 --> 01:18:25,959 I can't wait to sink my teeth into. 1531 01:18:27,166 --> 01:18:28,667 (CHUCKLES) I know the one. 1532 01:18:29,667 --> 01:18:31,625 (SCREAMS) 1533 01:18:31,709 --> 01:18:33,000 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Relax! It's me. 1534 01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:35,041 (IN NORMAL VOICE) What are you doing? I'm hiding from Jimmy. 1535 01:18:35,125 --> 01:18:36,542 Shut the door! Shut the door! Come on! 1536 01:18:37,375 --> 01:18:38,458 Hey, where's Doofer? 1537 01:18:38,542 --> 01:18:39,625 Looking for your tape. 1538 01:18:39,709 --> 01:18:41,959 Did you talk to Kloss? I got the job. 1539 01:18:42,041 --> 01:18:43,625 Are you serious? And I can pick my own staff. 1540 01:18:43,709 --> 01:18:45,583 (LAUGHS) Oh! Oh, yeah! 1541 01:18:45,667 --> 01:18:46,625 Bonus once a year! 1542 01:18:46,709 --> 01:18:48,583 Oh, that's great, man! Great! 1543 01:18:48,667 --> 01:18:50,208 (GASPS) 1544 01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:52,166 (SCOFFS) 1545 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:53,375 Minnesota, huh? 1546 01:18:55,750 --> 01:18:56,792 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Leah, wait. 1547 01:18:56,875 --> 01:18:59,125 No, no, no, no, no. Let her go. 1548 01:18:59,208 --> 01:19:00,709 We still got work to do. 1549 01:19:02,875 --> 01:19:05,291 (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) 1550 01:19:05,375 --> 01:19:07,667 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1551 01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:10,792 Excuse me. 1552 01:19:10,875 --> 01:19:14,291 How would you like to go to bed with a very rich man? 1553 01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:17,166 Ow! (CHUCKLES) 1554 01:19:17,250 --> 01:19:18,834 (GRUNTS) Oh! 1555 01:19:22,208 --> 01:19:23,875 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1556 01:19:25,709 --> 01:19:27,125 You see that one over there? 1557 01:19:27,208 --> 01:19:28,333 Yeah. Yeah. 1558 01:19:28,417 --> 01:19:30,375 Got a real attitude on her. 1559 01:19:30,458 --> 01:19:32,709 What do you say we play a little dogcatcher? 1560 01:19:32,792 --> 01:19:34,208 (HOWLING) 1561 01:19:34,291 --> 01:19:35,458 For old times' sake? 1562 01:19:35,542 --> 01:19:37,083 (LAUGHTER) 1563 01:19:37,625 --> 01:19:38,875 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1564 01:19:38,959 --> 01:19:40,667 MEN: Dogcatcher! 1565 01:19:40,750 --> 01:19:42,000 LEAH: Ow! Let go of me! 1566 01:19:42,083 --> 01:19:43,542 Leah! (GRUNTS) 1567 01:19:45,583 --> 01:19:46,583 (GROANS) 1568 01:19:47,291 --> 01:19:48,709 Put her down! 1569 01:19:48,792 --> 01:19:50,625 Leave her alone, you fucking dickheads! 1570 01:19:51,208 --> 01:19:52,750 (GROWLING) 1571 01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:55,375 Careful, now! 1572 01:19:55,458 --> 01:19:57,500 Piece of shit! Piece of shit! 1573 01:19:57,583 --> 01:19:58,625 MEN: One... 1574 01:19:59,625 --> 01:20:00,875 Two... 1575 01:20:00,959 --> 01:20:02,291 DAVE: (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Stop! 1576 01:20:02,834 --> 01:20:04,375 Put her down. 1577 01:20:04,458 --> 01:20:06,542 Hold on, darling. You'll get your chance. 1578 01:20:06,625 --> 01:20:08,041 (LAUGHTER) MEN: One... 1579 01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:09,417 Two... 1580 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:11,208 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Dad! (LEAH GRUNTING) 1581 01:20:14,291 --> 01:20:15,458 (GRUNTS) 1582 01:20:21,125 --> 01:20:22,250 David? 1583 01:20:23,417 --> 01:20:24,667 Dave? 1584 01:20:24,750 --> 01:20:25,875 Yeah. 1585 01:20:25,959 --> 01:20:27,125 (GASPS) 1586 01:20:28,458 --> 01:20:29,959 Good Lord, Daisy. 1587 01:20:31,125 --> 01:20:32,583 You look like a man. 1588 01:20:35,458 --> 01:20:36,625 Oh, Leah, I can explain. 1589 01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:49,500 Give us another chance! 1590 01:20:51,208 --> 01:20:53,709 I can live with the fact that you don't love me, 1591 01:20:53,792 --> 01:20:56,417 but maybe with time, you could learn to... (IN NORMAL VOICE) Hey! 1592 01:20:57,667 --> 01:20:59,166 It ain't gonna happen. 1593 01:21:02,542 --> 01:21:04,083 (CROWD GASPS) 1594 01:21:04,166 --> 01:21:05,333 I'm a dude. 1595 01:21:05,834 --> 01:21:06,959 Bro? 1596 01:21:08,041 --> 01:21:10,750 Dude, you plugged your big bro! 1597 01:21:10,834 --> 01:21:12,333 (GROANS) 1598 01:21:14,166 --> 01:21:15,250 (GRUNTS) Ow! 1599 01:21:15,333 --> 01:21:16,667 Ow! 1600 01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:23,417 There's mutiny afoot. (GROANS) 1601 01:21:24,375 --> 01:21:26,208 Convene the High Council. 1602 01:21:29,542 --> 01:21:32,750 We must punish these thieves 1603 01:21:34,041 --> 01:21:37,041 to the full extent of the original charter. 1604 01:21:41,542 --> 01:21:43,417 Any last words, gentlemen? 1605 01:21:45,375 --> 01:21:46,542 Yeah. 1606 01:21:47,834 --> 01:21:49,208 Hey, you see those girls out there? 1607 01:21:50,875 --> 01:21:52,667 DAVE: Well, you guys treat them like garbage. 1608 01:21:52,750 --> 01:21:54,750 Why? 1609 01:21:54,834 --> 01:21:56,208 What, so you can feel like real men? 1610 01:21:57,709 --> 01:22:00,000 You all should be ashamed of yourselves. 1611 01:22:00,083 --> 01:22:02,625 You know, I learned more in one week at DOG 1612 01:22:02,709 --> 01:22:04,709 than I learned in four years at KOK. 1613 01:22:04,792 --> 01:22:06,542 And after seeing myself through their eyes, 1614 01:22:06,625 --> 01:22:08,083 I don't want to be a KOK anymore. 1615 01:22:09,375 --> 01:22:10,458 No? 1616 01:22:10,542 --> 01:22:12,000 That's sweet. 1617 01:22:12,083 --> 01:22:13,709 Is that all? 1618 01:22:13,792 --> 01:22:16,208 (IN NORMAL VOICE) You just wait a minute, there, puffy head. 1619 01:22:17,458 --> 01:22:18,792 What's that? 1620 01:22:18,875 --> 01:22:20,291 Oh, nothing. 1621 01:22:20,375 --> 01:22:24,375 Just a little videotape of you stealing the money out of that safe! 1622 01:22:24,458 --> 01:22:25,917 (CROWD MURMURING) 1623 01:22:26,583 --> 01:22:28,041 He's bluffing. 1624 01:22:28,125 --> 01:22:29,917 No. No. No, he's not. 1625 01:22:31,417 --> 01:22:32,583 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 1626 01:22:33,375 --> 01:22:34,417 Is this it? 1627 01:22:35,709 --> 01:22:37,625 No, I don't think it is. 1628 01:22:49,959 --> 01:22:51,208 (GIRL MOANING) 1629 01:22:51,291 --> 01:22:52,417 (LAUGHS OUT LOUD) 1630 01:22:53,458 --> 01:22:54,625 (ALL CHEERING) 1631 01:22:55,959 --> 01:22:57,333 See? He lied. 1632 01:22:57,417 --> 01:22:59,667 Just a pathetic stall tactic. (MOANING) 1633 01:22:59,750 --> 01:23:00,792 (CLANK) 1634 01:23:01,417 --> 01:23:02,583 Look! 1635 01:23:02,667 --> 01:23:03,959 (CROWD GASPS) 1636 01:23:08,291 --> 01:23:11,083 I'll teach them to humiliate me. That's not me. 1637 01:23:11,166 --> 01:23:14,375 I'll show them who has real class, because now I've got all the money. 1638 01:23:14,458 --> 01:23:15,542 Who's got the class now? 1639 01:23:15,625 --> 01:23:16,917 Not you. Not them. 1640 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:20,041 John... Uh, I mean, Mr. Kloss, I can explain everything... 1641 01:23:20,125 --> 01:23:22,875 Tell it to the High Council. It's time to get even. 1642 01:23:22,959 --> 01:23:25,208 ALL: (CHANTING) Boo-la, boo-la. 1643 01:23:25,291 --> 01:23:27,208 Boo-la, boo-la. 1644 01:23:27,291 --> 01:23:29,041 Boo-la, boo-la. Huh. 1645 01:23:29,125 --> 01:23:30,083 Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la. 1646 01:23:30,166 --> 01:23:32,417 SPENCE: No, not the mice! No! Boo-la, boo-la. 1647 01:23:32,500 --> 01:23:34,083 (SPENCE SCREAMING) Boo-la, boo-la. 1648 01:23:34,166 --> 01:23:35,208 (SPLASH) Boo-la, boo-la. 1649 01:23:35,291 --> 01:23:37,000 SPENCE: My collarbone! 1650 01:23:37,083 --> 01:23:39,834 JOHNSON: Do you promise to faithfully administer the office of presidency? 1651 01:23:40,667 --> 01:23:42,041 Yup. 1652 01:23:42,125 --> 01:23:44,625 And do you solemnly swear to uphold the values of brotherhood? 1653 01:23:45,041 --> 01:23:46,750 Yeah. 1654 01:23:46,834 --> 01:23:49,125 Do you promise to maintain the superior social traditions 1655 01:23:49,208 --> 01:23:52,125 of Kappa Omicron Kappa, forsaking all others? 1656 01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:55,500 No. 1657 01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:59,166 (CHUCKLES) That's cool. 1658 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:07,166 Hi. 1659 01:24:10,208 --> 01:24:12,083 I quit the house. 1660 01:24:12,166 --> 01:24:14,458 (SCOFFS) I'm so happy for you. 1661 01:24:14,542 --> 01:24:17,875 Listen, I know you can never trust me after what I did, but I'm glad it happened. 1662 01:24:20,542 --> 01:24:21,542 What? 1663 01:24:23,542 --> 01:24:27,166 Under normal circumstances, we never would have gotten to know each other. 1664 01:24:27,250 --> 01:24:30,125 I mean, let's face it. You had me pigeonholed as a certain kind of person, 1665 01:24:30,208 --> 01:24:32,291 and the same was true about me. 1666 01:24:32,375 --> 01:24:33,709 So that's why I'm glad it happened, 1667 01:24:35,166 --> 01:24:36,750 'cause you're a person I can talk to. 1668 01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:41,417 I wasn't afraid to tell you things 1669 01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:43,792 I never talked about with anyone. 1670 01:24:43,875 --> 01:24:45,458 Like when you lost your virginity 1671 01:24:45,542 --> 01:24:47,875 to the bass player who had huge balls, right? 1672 01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:51,500 Yeah, actually, that... 1673 01:24:51,583 --> 01:24:53,083 That happened to my cousin Maggie. 1674 01:25:01,083 --> 01:25:02,542 Look, you don't have to forgive me. 1675 01:25:02,625 --> 01:25:03,834 I just... 1676 01:25:03,917 --> 01:25:06,583 I just wanted you to know that meeting you changed my life. 1677 01:25:08,583 --> 01:25:10,625 (VOICE BREAKING) Changed whose life? 1678 01:25:10,709 --> 01:25:12,500 The sweet girl from Minnesota? 1679 01:25:12,583 --> 01:25:15,667 Or the guy scamming on me in women's studies? 1680 01:25:15,750 --> 01:25:17,500 Or the lesbian? 1681 01:25:17,583 --> 01:25:18,917 Or the transvestite? 1682 01:25:20,417 --> 01:25:21,417 Who? 1683 01:25:21,917 --> 01:25:23,917 Me. Dave. 1684 01:25:33,458 --> 01:25:35,834 So, you're still my little bro, right? 1685 01:25:38,125 --> 01:25:39,208 Yeah. 1686 01:25:39,291 --> 01:25:40,583 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 1687 01:25:41,125 --> 01:25:42,500 All right. 1688 01:25:44,959 --> 01:25:46,250 Can I ask you something? 1689 01:25:46,333 --> 01:25:48,083 (CHUCKLES) 1690 01:25:48,166 --> 01:25:49,500 This is coming out of nowhere. 1691 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:52,458 You remember that night? 1692 01:25:53,792 --> 01:25:55,792 You know, our "date." (CHUCKLES) 1693 01:25:59,625 --> 01:26:01,625 Nothing happened, right? 1694 01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:05,458 Huh? 1695 01:26:06,583 --> 01:26:09,291 ♪ Let's do it right, now, baby ♪ 1696 01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:12,625 Right. 1697 01:26:13,291 --> 01:26:14,667 (LAUGHS) 1698 01:26:16,208 --> 01:26:18,625 I didn't think so. (LAUGHING) 1699 01:26:18,709 --> 01:26:20,417 ♪ You're all I need 1700 01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:23,208 ♪ Soul to soul fire to fire 1701 01:26:23,291 --> 01:26:26,041 ♪ Nothing like this man's desire 1702 01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:28,834 ♪ Love is a beautiful thing 1703 01:26:30,125 --> 01:26:33,667 She's my friend, so treat her nice. 1704 01:26:35,667 --> 01:26:36,917 Go on. 1705 01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,166 ♪ Love is a beautiful thing 1706 01:26:40,792 --> 01:26:42,417 ♪ It's so beautiful 1707 01:26:42,500 --> 01:26:44,250 ♪ Beautiful 1708 01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:47,333 ♪ Love is such a sweet emotion 1709 01:26:49,166 --> 01:26:52,000 ♪ I want to share it all with you 1710 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,792 Yum. Mmm. 1711 01:26:56,834 --> 01:26:59,291 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. 1712 01:26:59,375 --> 01:27:02,750 ♪ There ain't nothing in this world we can't do 1713 01:27:04,166 --> 01:27:06,375 ♪ Oh, tonight 1714 01:27:07,208 --> 01:27:09,625 ♪ I want to thank you, baby 1715 01:27:09,709 --> 01:27:14,625 ♪ You make my life complete 1716 01:27:14,709 --> 01:27:17,125 ♪ Soul to soul, fire to fire 1717 01:27:17,208 --> 01:27:19,417 ♪ Nothing like this man's desire 1718 01:27:19,875 --> 01:27:21,458 So... 1719 01:27:21,542 --> 01:27:24,709 How's Daisy doing in Minnesota? 1720 01:27:27,208 --> 01:27:29,625 Well, uh... 1721 01:27:29,709 --> 01:27:34,959 She's, uh, taking the semester off to get her head straight. 1722 01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:36,000 Oh. 1723 01:27:37,417 --> 01:27:41,625 She's a very confused woman. (CHUCKLES) 1724 01:27:41,709 --> 01:27:42,750 Hmm. 1725 01:27:43,417 --> 01:27:44,750 I know the feeling. 1726 01:27:46,750 --> 01:27:51,500 If you talk to her, will you, um, tell her I... 1727 01:27:51,583 --> 01:27:53,792 I feel like I lost my best friend? 1728 01:27:59,375 --> 01:28:01,959 Well, I know for a fact that she feels the same way. 1729 01:28:09,542 --> 01:28:11,750 Do you think she'd be jealous if 1730 01:28:13,250 --> 01:28:16,750 you and I took a shower together? 1731 01:28:21,291 --> 01:28:22,625 I'll talk her through it. 1732 01:28:23,959 --> 01:28:26,250 ♪ Soul to soul, fire to fire 1733 01:28:26,333 --> 01:28:28,917 ♪ Nothing like this man's desire 1734 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:32,583 ♪ Love is a beautiful thing 1735 01:28:34,125 --> 01:28:36,667 ♪ One to one, you and me 1736 01:28:36,750 --> 01:28:38,875 ♪ Oh, I know it's our destiny 1737 01:28:38,959 --> 01:28:42,000 ♪ 'Cause love is a beautiful thing 1738 01:28:42,083 --> 01:28:44,166 ♪ So beautiful, so beautiful 1739 01:28:44,250 --> 01:28:46,834 ♪ Stay together through thick and thin 1740 01:28:46,917 --> 01:28:49,083 ♪ Now I know I got a friend 1741 01:28:49,166 --> 01:28:53,875 ♪ 'Cause love is a beautiful thing ♪ 1742 01:28:53,959 --> 01:28:56,125 You look so tan. (GIGGLES) 1743 01:28:56,959 --> 01:29:00,667 Thanks. You look so thin. 1744 01:29:01,291 --> 01:29:02,959 Thanks. (GIGGLES) 1745 01:29:03,667 --> 01:29:05,000 (BOTH SIGH) 1746 01:29:29,834 --> 01:29:33,583 ♪ She sings from somewhere you can't see 1747 01:29:33,667 --> 01:29:37,041 ♪ She sits in the top of the greenest tree 1748 01:29:37,125 --> 01:29:40,917 ♪ She sends out an aroma of undefinable lust 1749 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:43,959 ♪ It drips on down in a mist from above 1750 01:29:44,041 --> 01:29:45,583 ♪ She's just the girl 1751 01:29:45,667 --> 01:29:47,125 ♪ She's just the girl 1752 01:29:47,208 --> 01:29:48,959 ♪ The girl you want 1753 01:29:49,041 --> 01:29:51,250 ♪ She's just the girl she's just the girl you want 1754 01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:52,667 ♪ She's just the girl 1755 01:29:52,750 --> 01:29:54,291 ♪ She's just the girl 1756 01:29:54,375 --> 01:29:55,792 ♪ The girl you want 1757 01:29:55,875 --> 01:29:58,333 ♪ She's just the girl she's just the girl you want 1758 01:30:02,709 --> 01:30:06,000 ♪ You hear her calling everywhere you turn 1759 01:30:06,083 --> 01:30:09,166 ♪ You know you're headed for the pleasure burn 1760 01:30:09,250 --> 01:30:12,959 ♪ But words get stuck on the tip of your tongue 1761 01:30:13,041 --> 01:30:16,083 ♪ She's the real thing but you knew it all along 1762 01:30:16,166 --> 01:30:17,625 ♪ She's just the girl 1763 01:30:17,709 --> 01:30:19,125 ♪ She's just the girl 1764 01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:20,625 ♪ The girl you want 1765 01:30:20,709 --> 01:30:23,125 ♪ She's just the girl She's just the girl you want 1766 01:30:23,208 --> 01:30:24,667 ♪ She's just the girl 1767 01:30:24,750 --> 01:30:26,333 ♪ She's just the girl 1768 01:30:26,417 --> 01:30:27,792 ♪ The girl you want 1769 01:30:27,875 --> 01:30:30,834 ♪ She's just the girl She's just the girl you want 1770 01:30:30,917 --> 01:30:33,041 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1771 01:30:34,917 --> 01:30:38,375 ♪ Look at you with your mouth watering 1772 01:30:38,458 --> 01:30:42,125 ♪ Look at you with your mind spinning 1773 01:30:42,208 --> 01:30:45,166 ♪ Why don't we just admit it's all over? 1774 01:30:45,250 --> 01:30:48,750 ♪ She's just the girl you want 1775 01:30:51,750 --> 01:30:53,333 ♪ She's just the girl 1776 01:30:53,417 --> 01:30:55,000 ♪ She's just the girl 1777 01:30:55,083 --> 01:30:56,458 ♪ The girl you want 1778 01:30:56,542 --> 01:30:58,500 ♪ She's just the girl she's just the girl you want 1779 01:30:58,583 --> 01:31:00,333 ♪ Uh-huh, the chick 1780 01:31:00,417 --> 01:31:01,834 ♪ She's just the chick 1781 01:31:01,917 --> 01:31:03,291 ♪ The chick you dig 1782 01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:05,458 ♪ She's just the girl she's just the girl you want 1783 01:31:10,125 --> 01:31:14,000 ♪ Look at you with your mouth watering 1784 01:31:14,083 --> 01:31:17,375 ♪ Look at you with your mind spinning 1785 01:31:17,458 --> 01:31:20,667 ♪ Why don't we just admit it's all over? 1786 01:31:20,750 --> 01:31:24,041 ♪ She's just the girl you want 1787 01:31:24,125 --> 01:31:27,542 ♪ She sings from somewhere you can't see 1788 01:31:27,625 --> 01:31:31,041 ♪ She sits in the top of the greenest tree 1789 01:31:31,125 --> 01:31:34,542 ♪ She sends out an aroma of undefinable lust 1790 01:31:34,625 --> 01:31:37,875 ♪ It drips on down in a mist from above 1791 01:31:37,959 --> 01:31:39,500 ♪ She's just the girl 1792 01:31:39,583 --> 01:31:40,917 ♪ She's just the girl 1793 01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,375 ♪ The girl you want 1794 01:31:42,458 --> 01:31:44,709 ♪ She's just the girl she's just the girl you want 1795 01:31:44,792 --> 01:31:46,583 ♪ She's just the girl 1796 01:31:46,667 --> 01:31:48,083 ♪ She's just the girl 1797 01:31:48,166 --> 01:31:49,583 ♪ The girl you want 1798 01:31:49,667 --> 01:31:51,041 ♪ She's just the girl she's just the girl you want 1799 01:31:51,125 --> 01:31:52,333 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1800 01:31:52,417 --> 01:31:55,083 ♪ She's just the girl she's just the girl 1801 01:31:55,166 --> 01:32:01,625 ♪ The girl you want ♪ 1802 01:33:27,917 --> 01:33:29,750 Are you done with Ashley's leg? 1803 01:33:30,583 --> 01:33:31,625 Oh, sure. 1804 01:33:32,750 --> 01:33:33,959 Be my guest. 1805 01:33:34,041 --> 01:33:35,542 (SIGHS) 1806 01:33:35,625 --> 01:33:36,834 (MUNCHING LOUDLY) 1807 01:33:36,917 --> 01:33:38,333 Mmm. 1808 01:33:38,417 --> 01:33:39,583 Thanks. 115668