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Hey, back up.
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What do I look like,
the information lady?
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Hell, no.
I'm a law enforcement officer,
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emphasis on the enforcement.
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You need to know what happened
last week on Shameless?
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Better go find someone
who actually gives a shit.
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City of Chicago says
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all bars are closed
until further notice.
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Hail, 'rona survivors!
Where is everyone?
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The mayor shut us all down
again on Tuesday.
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Well, who the hell
can keep track?
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I made
a big mistake, son.
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I rented this house
without asking
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your mommy first,
and now
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I'm basically
her bitch.
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Holy shit!
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What the hell is that?
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Hands off, Frank.
We're not offering credit
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on cannabis products.
Payment up front only.
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Debbie needs her share
of the utilities.
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Want me to get some shitty-ass
minimum-wage job like you,
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hauling boxes
around a warehouse?
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What the fuck is this?
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I go and get our money,
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all I find is IOUs.
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You spent all our money
from the wedding?
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Did you eat
all the brownies?
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I had three,
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and Tommy had four.
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We were hungry.
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With the loss of
so many officers to the 'rona,
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the bosses are willing
to put you on the street.
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It's not a tough call
to give you a badge.
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Busting heads
is a man's job,
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and you are a natural born
ass kicker.
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Congratulations, Gallagher.
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You're gonna get to be one
of the best of the best,
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a goddamn Chicago
police officer.
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Thank you, sir.
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*SHAMELESS US *
Season 12 Episode 02
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Episode Title:
"Go Home, Gentrifier!"
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♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing
once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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Watch out, crackheads.
Coming back for you later.
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Making a mental note
of your face, shitbag.
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Watch it, ladies.
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Might haul your asses
down to the station.
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Yeah, that's right.
You're looking at the po-po.
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First day on the job.
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My birthday!
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Wake up!
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Wake up!
I'm five!
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Hey, hey.
Look who it is.
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The birthday girl.
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Presents?
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Oh, no, no.
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It's not like Christmas,
Franny.
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You're gonna get your presents
tonight at your party.
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Oh.
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Hey.
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Come on.
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Let's go make some breakfast,
huh?
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Whoof!
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Go sit!
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Yo, what up?
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Why'd you guys
sleep here last night?
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Oh, the fumes
at our new place
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from resurfacing the bathtub.
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Good morning, Franny.
Happy birthday.
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- Thank you.
- These up for grabs?
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- No, don't touch.
- Why?
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I'm gonna sell them for cheap
to the lunch debt kids.
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What's a lunch debt kid?
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Kids who run out
of money on their food account.
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Can't eat the hot lunch
till they pay up.
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Is that even legal?
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Don't public schools
have to feed the kids?
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Yeah, but the lunch lady
serves them gross shit
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like stale bread,
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government cheese,
chunky pudding.
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So you're capitalizing
on the misfortunes of others
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by selling them
your peanut butter sandwiches?
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The American way.
See you.
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Hey, there's
my sweet birthday princess!
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Who is five today?
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- Me!
- You? Ah!
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I don't know!
She looks like a big girl.
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Did you grow overnight?
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Are you sure you're not 15?
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I am!
I am!
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Yeah, I knew you were.
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Are you excited
for your princess party?
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I hate princesses!
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What?
No, you don't.
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I'm with Frans
on this one.
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Hey, no.
I invited your entire class.
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There's gonna be
a bouncy house.
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We're gonna get
a bunch of decorations
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at the dollar store.
It's gonna be great.
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Hey, can I tag along
to the dollar store?
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- Sure.
- Homeboy needs more diapers.
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- Is that me?
- Yeah.
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Hey, hey, hey,
birthday Franny.
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Hey, look what I got you
from work.
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They let us keep stuff if it's
past its expiration date.
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There's so much stuff
that just gets
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thrown away into a dumpster.
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Oh, great job, man.
Free old cereal.
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Yeah, at least I have
a real job.
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Get off my back.
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Hey, Debs,
I'm finally gonna get
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my first paycheck later,
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so I can start paying
for my part of the bills.
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- Great.
- Wait, what?
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I didn't plan on supporting
a husband.
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- You gotta pull your weight.
- I told you,
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I am still
on my honeymoon.
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We need money
for food, rent.
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Great.
I could go get money
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- in 30 fucking seconds.
- Legal money.
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Look, they're hiring
over at my warehouse.
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You could go over there today
and apply.
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Thanks, no thanks.
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All right, if you don't get
a real job today,
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you're not getting
any more sex.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Oh, no, please.
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I don't give a shit, man.
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I don't need
your disgusting-ass dick.
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Ah, you guys been married what,
like, 50 years now?
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- 5-0!
- Oh, fuck, it's the cops!
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Hey, I'm unarmed!
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- Ha, ha, ha, very funny, assholes.
- Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'ma go load
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these bad boys up
with armor-piercing rounds
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so I can keep
the mean streets safe
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for fuck-heads like you guys.
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Watch out, Chicago!
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You're going down.
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- Here you go, Kerm.
- Thanks, Kev.
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May there be many more
where this comes from.
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Hey, Tommy.
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Kev.
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Kermit.
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Tommy.
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Why are you two sitting
so far apart from each other?
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- Social distancing.
- Take a beer, Kev.
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Yeah, sure, of course.
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Okay, call me
when you have more.
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Elijah from the dispensary
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doesn't have weed either, Kev.
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Shit.
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Whole city's run out.
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Another symptom
of economic anxiety:
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everyone's self-medicating.
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Why are you two sitting apart?
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- No reason.
- Nothing.
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I think
they're having a fight.
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A fight?
About what?
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Saying something
under your breath means
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"keep it quiet."
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Hello!
I'm here.
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Oh, Frank!
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You gotta use
the secret knock.
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Oh, sorry.
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Top of the morning to you.
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So what you got for me
to sample today
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in the wonderful world
of weed,
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Master Kev, Mistress V?
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What are... why are you guys
sitting so far apart?
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One of you fart
or something?
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- Just because.
- Stop asking.
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Jesus, fine.
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Sit in your own stank,
for all I care.
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They won't tell us either.
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Oh.
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Where are the goods?
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Sold out.
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Impressive.
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But our suppliers
are out of product now.
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Ever since the 'rona,
there's been a rush on weed.
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They were not prepared
for the demand.
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- Everyone's out.
- It's a blessing in disguise.
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- Pot is dangerous.
- Amen to that.
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
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That's impossible.
There's no such thing
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as a rush on weed.
It's in abundance.
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There's
three different dispensaries
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- we use for our product.
- They're all out.
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Dispensaries?
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You know what kind
of a markup they've got?
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I can get you
more product.
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- Where?
- Yeah, illegal shit.
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Marijuana's
basically just a weed.
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The government has
no more right
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to regulate it
than they do sunflowers.
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Or making us
wear masks.
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Exactly!
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Don't worry.
I can get you more product.
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We can go in on this
together, partners.
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- Yes.
- No!
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I am not going
into the weed business
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with Frank Gallagher.
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Frank Gallagher's
the best person to go
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- in the weed business with.
- Shh.
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I was whispering so that
means to talk quietly.
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Well, now you know
how it feels.
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Veronica, I understand
your reluctance.
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I would feel the same
if I were going
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into business with me.
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May I suggest we do
a trial run today?
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Give me a chance
to prove myself.
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I will find you weed,
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I will teach you how to make
the best edibles in the city,
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and then I will help you
sell those edibles
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at a premium.
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I was born
to do this.
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I've been training for it
my whole fucking life.
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Frank Gallagher really is
an illegal drug connoisseur, V.
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Fine, a trial run
just for today.
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Elijah should have
some legal product in stock
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- in a couple of days.
- You will not regret this.
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Oh.
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Nah, it's...
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Look at those virgins.
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This is the freshest meat
I've ever seen.
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Yanez, over here.
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I'ma Denzel Washington
your ass today.
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Officer Tipping,
Carl Gallagher.
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I believe I'm your partner.
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Stand down, son.
No need for formality.
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- Bring it in.
- Uh, really?
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We've all been tested.
You wouldn't be here
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if you were positive.
Now bring it in.
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Welcome to the Chicago
police force.
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All right, first thing
we're gonna do:
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we're gonna open up
all the windows,
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air out the house.
That way, we don't inhale
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any of the fumes.
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It's a good idea, right?
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"Yeah, Daddy.
You're brilliant."
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I know.
Then we're gonna count
257
00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:28,944
all the mismatched
light switches,
258
00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,501
see which ones
need to be replaced,
259
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:33,304
and I need you
on bathroom tile duty.
260
00:10:33,469 --> 00:10:34,741
Think you can do that for me?
261
00:10:34,825 --> 00:10:37,203
Go through and see
where I need to add more grout.
262
00:10:37,295 --> 00:10:38,870
"Yeah, Daddy."
You can?
263
00:10:38,955 --> 00:10:41,437
Well, that's great.
Thank you so much, buddy.
264
00:10:42,405 --> 00:10:44,547
What the actual fuck?
265
00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:58,517
Now you're probably wondering,
266
00:10:58,601 --> 00:11:00,058
"Why do they call it
'More or Less'?"
267
00:11:00,142 --> 00:11:01,185
- Here's why.
- Okay.
268
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,438
We're gonna start off
269
00:11:02,522 --> 00:11:03,773
with these wireless speakers,
270
00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:04,938
four of them.
271
00:11:05,022 --> 00:11:05,898
$450.
272
00:11:05,982 --> 00:11:07,221
Is the actual price
273
00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:08,670
more or less than $450...
274
00:11:08,762 --> 00:11:10,596
Who cares how much
the speakers cost?
275
00:11:10,681 --> 00:11:12,198
Just steal 'em.
276
00:11:13,030 --> 00:11:14,870
Is...
Is this a problem?
277
00:11:16,045 --> 00:11:17,221
Okay.
278
00:11:17,487 --> 00:11:18,619
I won't tell if you won't.
279
00:11:18,703 --> 00:11:20,104
Shit, yeah.
280
00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:24,285
Oh, come on, man.
I need more time than that.
281
00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:25,834
What are you doing
sitting on the couch?
282
00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,544
Watching TV?
Wasting your life?
283
00:11:27,628 --> 00:11:28,729
I'm not wasting my life.
284
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:29,860
Do you even have a job?
285
00:11:29,987 --> 00:11:31,113
Do you have
a college degree?
286
00:11:31,198 --> 00:11:33,057
No, you don't, do you?
Why not?
287
00:11:33,143 --> 00:11:34,761
'Cause everything's
an excuse with you, isn't it?
288
00:11:34,845 --> 00:11:36,692
Why don't you mind your own
fucking business, Jerome?
289
00:11:36,776 --> 00:11:38,055
"I'll apply to school
next year."
290
00:11:38,139 --> 00:11:39,488
What's wrong with
right now?
291
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,924
Stop disappointing
the people you love.
292
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,227
Get off the couch
293
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,269
and go make something
of yourself.
294
00:11:44,353 --> 00:11:45,957
All... all right, okay.
Fuck.
295
00:11:46,042 --> 00:11:47,723
Consider me like
your guardian angel. - Fine.
296
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,152
You can thank me later.
297
00:11:49,237 --> 00:11:50,893
Now call or email us today.
298
00:11:51,358 --> 00:11:53,346
- Do it!
- Shut the fuck up, Jerome.
299
00:12:02,768 --> 00:12:04,253
This stuff's all expired.
300
00:12:04,338 --> 00:12:05,705
Toss it in the dumpster.
301
00:12:09,670 --> 00:12:11,362
Those guys have it made, huh?
302
00:12:11,447 --> 00:12:13,173
Sitting on their asses all day.
303
00:12:13,257 --> 00:12:14,541
You're telling me.
304
00:12:14,626 --> 00:12:16,145
You know they make
ten bucks more an hour
305
00:12:16,229 --> 00:12:17,183
than we do, don't you?
306
00:12:17,268 --> 00:12:18,955
- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
307
00:12:19,285 --> 00:12:21,579
How do I apply to be
a forklift driver?
308
00:12:21,664 --> 00:12:23,041
Well, you don't,
309
00:12:23,126 --> 00:12:24,669
unless you're Black,
310
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:25,893
or you're Mexican,
311
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:27,619
or you got a twat
between your legs.
312
00:12:27,772 --> 00:12:29,356
You got a twat
between your legs?
313
00:12:29,572 --> 00:12:31,066
Uh, not the last time
I checked.
314
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,355
The days are over
when guys like you and me
315
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,946
got all the opportunities
for advancement.
316
00:12:36,237 --> 00:12:38,822
Sucks to be a white male
in America these days.
317
00:12:49,626 --> 00:12:50,793
Life Saver?
318
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,379
- Huh?
- Wintergreen.
319
00:12:52,752 --> 00:12:53,846
Yeah, sure.
320
00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:56,671
So I made a list
of everything that I saw
321
00:12:56,755 --> 00:12:58,005
in my neighborhood
this morning.
322
00:12:58,126 --> 00:12:59,331
Lot of illegal activity.
323
00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:01,479
Guns, drugs, car theft.
324
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,119
You ever bite one of these
in the dark
325
00:13:03,204 --> 00:13:04,479
using your back teeth?
326
00:13:04,768 --> 00:13:06,472
- Excuse me?
- The Life Saver.
327
00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:08,447
Uh, no, not that I know of,
328
00:13:08,557 --> 00:13:10,238
but I was thinking that
we could drive by the area.
329
00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:12,190
You know, there's still
probably a lot of activity going on.
330
00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:13,441
Maybe bust some heads
331
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,020
and drag some bangers
down to the station.
332
00:13:15,104 --> 00:13:16,237
Makes a spark
333
00:13:16,768 --> 00:13:18,247
when you bite the Life Saver
in the dark.
334
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,597
I do it for my kids
sometimes.
335
00:13:19,682 --> 00:13:20,882
They get a real kick
out of it.
336
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,885
- You have kids?
- I'm 19.
337
00:13:23,024 --> 00:13:24,503
About when I started.
338
00:13:24,628 --> 00:13:26,832
I have a 17 year old
gonna start community college,
339
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:29,504
and twin eight year olds
with the second wife.
340
00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:31,136
She's not much older than you.
341
00:13:31,221 --> 00:13:33,128
You wanna check this out, sir?
You know...
342
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,839
take a look at the list
for yourself?
343
00:13:40,815 --> 00:13:42,678
Well, if you bust a right
down here on Cermak,
344
00:13:42,763 --> 00:13:43,805
go down about three blocks,
345
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:46,308
- you still might see some of those guys...
- Let me share some things with you, Carl.
346
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,386
I've been on the police force
15 years.
347
00:13:48,471 --> 00:13:50,385
Do you know how many times
I've been shot?
348
00:13:50,504 --> 00:13:51,628
I don't know.
Five?
349
00:13:51,713 --> 00:13:52,824
Zero.
350
00:13:52,909 --> 00:13:53,815
Wait, you've never been shot?
351
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,346
Never been shot,
never shot at.
352
00:13:55,431 --> 00:13:56,724
You know why?
353
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,362
I don't leave the car.
354
00:13:58,473 --> 00:13:59,753
Seriously?
355
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,659
Personal safety
is no joking matter.
356
00:14:01,744 --> 00:14:03,239
What if something's going on
out there,
357
00:14:03,323 --> 00:14:04,778
- like, you know, the street?
- Carl, we can do more
358
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:06,333
for the neighborhood
by staying right here
359
00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:08,635
inside this car
and being a presence.
360
00:14:09,244 --> 00:14:10,874
So you're not gonna do anything
about those prostitutes
361
00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:13,010
- over there?
- Do you see blood?
362
00:14:13,127 --> 00:14:14,479
- No.
- Anyone crying,
363
00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:15,629
begging for their life?
364
00:14:15,713 --> 00:14:16,915
Not that I can see.
365
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,330
Then we let them know
we're here...
366
00:14:19,171 --> 00:14:20,641
...and we go on our way.
367
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,742
Okay.
368
00:14:23,856 --> 00:14:25,367
Another Life Saver?
369
00:14:29,142 --> 00:14:31,235
Are we seriously gonna buy
illegal weed
370
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,813
from some random dude
on the street?
371
00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:34,211
They're not random.
372
00:14:34,752 --> 00:14:36,243
That's Scotty in the beanie.
373
00:14:36,328 --> 00:14:37,984
Lori L. on the stoop.
374
00:14:38,068 --> 00:14:39,400
That guy doing ballet
over there
375
00:14:39,485 --> 00:14:40,612
probably has
some good stuff.
376
00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:41,845
Who, Herman?
Yeah,
377
00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:43,240
his product isn't bad,
378
00:14:43,324 --> 00:14:44,408
when he has it.
379
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,681
Usually by mid-morning,
he's smoked it all up.
380
00:14:46,766 --> 00:14:49,868
On disability.
Got hit by an Uber.
381
00:14:49,953 --> 00:14:52,282
Tiny Tod over there
has the cheapest weed,
382
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:54,126
but it's mostly stems.
383
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:55,641
I don't know about this.
384
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,531
These folks aren't doing
any harm.
385
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,329
It's the
law-abiding rich people
386
00:15:00,414 --> 00:15:02,384
who decided
to legalize marijuana
387
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:03,719
who are messing up
a system
388
00:15:03,804 --> 00:15:05,873
that's been in place
for decades.
389
00:15:06,102 --> 00:15:08,360
Trust me, these folks
have good product.
390
00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:12,164
Let's buy from Gina.
391
00:15:12,937 --> 00:15:14,400
Who, Twitchy McGee?
392
00:15:14,485 --> 00:15:17,149
Exactly.
She's Jonesing.
393
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:20,152
Probably H.
She's desperate.
394
00:15:20,236 --> 00:15:21,403
Has to score soon,
395
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:23,113
so she'll want to make
a quick sale.
396
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,115
All right, I'm going in.
397
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,284
Cash, please.
398
00:15:27,368 --> 00:15:29,781
Better not run away
with our money, Frank.
399
00:15:30,204 --> 00:15:32,328
Veronica, please.
400
00:15:33,373 --> 00:15:34,813
This is good.
401
00:15:34,984 --> 00:15:36,667
This'll probably get us
four ounces.
402
00:15:36,752 --> 00:15:37,919
Then back to your place.
403
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,750
We'll cook up
some goodies.
404
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:46,853
What happened?
405
00:15:46,938 --> 00:15:48,138
We never talked
about our split.
406
00:15:48,222 --> 00:15:49,055
What split?
407
00:15:49,139 --> 00:15:50,098
As business partners.
408
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,517
Temporary business partners.
409
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,185
I think 50/50's fair.
410
00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:54,311
Sounds reasonable to me.
411
00:15:54,395 --> 00:15:55,650
Fuck that.
There's two of us
412
00:15:55,735 --> 00:15:57,235
and one of you.
A three-way split.
413
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,110
Sounds reasonable to me.
414
00:15:59,873 --> 00:16:02,383
Got yourselves a deal.
Partners.
415
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,080
Go get 'em, tiger.
416
00:16:06,169 --> 00:16:07,945
Gina, did you miss me?
417
00:16:12,051 --> 00:16:15,297
Ooh, they have tiaras
and magic wands.
418
00:16:18,419 --> 00:16:21,004
You guys, where are you?
They have fairy dust.
419
00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:22,255
En garde!
420
00:16:22,339 --> 00:16:24,212
Take that, bad guy.
421
00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:27,353
Ah, this is my land.
You'll never win the battle.
422
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:29,262
Get her, Franny.
423
00:16:29,346 --> 00:16:30,634
I got her!
I got her!
424
00:16:30,719 --> 00:16:33,266
Look, I can dress like a
unicorn princess for the party.
425
00:16:33,351 --> 00:16:34,625
Huh?
426
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:37,187
Hi-yah!
427
00:16:37,271 --> 00:16:38,680
Oh.
428
00:16:39,414 --> 00:16:40,524
Hi, babe.
429
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:43,953
Uh, your sister is going psycho
for the princess crap.
430
00:16:44,111 --> 00:16:46,017
Uh, hey.
So, um, you know how you're mad
431
00:16:46,102 --> 00:16:47,854
I'm spending a lot of money
we don't have on the house?
432
00:16:47,938 --> 00:16:50,673
Yes.
Accept defeat, warrior!
433
00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:53,286
Well, someone broke
our two front windows.
434
00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:55,413
What the serious fuck?
435
00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:56,892
That's what I said.
436
00:16:56,977 --> 00:16:59,328
How do we feel about
this mermaid princess look?
437
00:17:00,649 --> 00:17:02,728
Uh, okay, so we gotta call
the cops.
438
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,095
No, the cops won't do anything
about a broken window.
439
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,165
We'd have to lie and tell them
440
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,610
there was
a murder or something.
441
00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:09,219
Hey.
Why are you hitting me?
442
00:17:09,303 --> 00:17:12,055
She switched sides.
Us against you now.
443
00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:14,347
So I was thinking I'm gonna
change out the windows,
444
00:17:14,432 --> 00:17:16,720
and, uh, I was actually
gonna replace them
445
00:17:16,805 --> 00:17:18,713
- with double glaze anyway.
- Double glaze?
446
00:17:18,797 --> 00:17:19,981
They more expensive
than regular?
447
00:17:20,065 --> 00:17:21,356
Okay, stop.
This is the safe zone.
448
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,567
I am in the safe zone.
Do not come closer.
449
00:17:23,819 --> 00:17:25,852
That sounds expensive, Lip.
Is it?
450
00:17:25,937 --> 00:17:28,602
A little bit.
Not much.
451
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,074
Ugh, we gotta stop
hemorrhaging money.
452
00:17:34,593 --> 00:17:35,781
Oh, come on!
453
00:17:35,866 --> 00:17:37,242
I'm just saying
we're spending...
454
00:17:37,327 --> 00:17:39,537
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
I wasn't talking to you.
455
00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:45,517
Someone just dumped
a bunch of trash
456
00:17:45,602 --> 00:17:47,453
in our new yard
and in our planters.
457
00:17:47,538 --> 00:17:48,830
Why?
458
00:17:48,915 --> 00:17:51,093
I don't know.
I don't see anyone.
459
00:17:51,178 --> 00:17:52,836
It must've been
some punk-ass kids.
460
00:17:53,514 --> 00:17:55,180
I gotta put a sign up,
let people know...
461
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,683
...a Gallagher lives here!
462
00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:58,268
Then they won't mess
with us anymore.
463
00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,734
Yeah, okay.
464
00:17:59,914 --> 00:18:01,313
Um, how's Fred?
465
00:18:01,823 --> 00:18:03,366
Oh, uh, good.
466
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:04,891
Good.
Happy. Good.
467
00:18:04,976 --> 00:18:06,267
I gotta go.
Bye!
468
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,313
- Bye.
- Okay, I found it.
469
00:18:08,766 --> 00:18:10,614
I'll be a fairy princess
for the party.
470
00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:12,360
Isn't this the perfect dress?
471
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,891
So you worked five years
at Home Depot,
472
00:18:19,976 --> 00:18:21,617
three at Lowe's,
473
00:18:21,742 --> 00:18:23,735
and served two active duties
in Afghanistan.
474
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,133
- Yep.
- Impressive.
475
00:18:28,195 --> 00:18:29,680
Oh, shit.
476
00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:32,775
Whoops.
Uh, you forgot to put
477
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,750
your Social Security number
on the application.
478
00:18:35,022 --> 00:18:36,610
Yeah, it's, uh,
479
00:18:36,746 --> 00:18:39,883
three... seven... 22.
480
00:18:40,182 --> 00:18:41,430
That's only four numbers.
481
00:18:41,910 --> 00:18:43,578
How many is it supposed to be?
482
00:18:44,113 --> 00:18:45,731
Why don't you just
text it to me later?
483
00:18:45,816 --> 00:18:48,063
- Yeah.
- So Mr. Milkovich,
484
00:18:48,148 --> 00:18:49,732
let's do a little role-play.
485
00:18:50,039 --> 00:18:51,404
Oh, I'm not
into that shit anymore.
486
00:18:51,488 --> 00:18:52,391
I got married.
487
00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:54,703
No, no.
Professional role-play.
488
00:18:55,325 --> 00:18:56,721
- Oh, yeah.
- Let's say
489
00:18:56,805 --> 00:18:58,411
you're working at the register.
490
00:18:58,495 --> 00:19:01,117
I'm a customer who comes in,
and I wanna return a saw.
491
00:19:01,305 --> 00:19:03,735
What are some questions
you might wanna ask me?
492
00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:05,844
Okay.
Uh...
493
00:19:06,503 --> 00:19:07,899
How many times you use it?
494
00:19:07,999 --> 00:19:09,254
Where'd you steal that from?
495
00:19:09,339 --> 00:19:10,382
You think you can scam me?
496
00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:11,675
You think
I'm fucking stupid?
497
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,141
Is there blood on that shit?
498
00:19:13,616 --> 00:19:15,711
Uh, not exactly
what I was looking for.
499
00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:17,453
Hey, okay.
You know, hey.
500
00:19:17,538 --> 00:19:19,516
I-I'm really good at scaring
the crap out of people,
501
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,618
so I can say whatever
you want me to say
502
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,570
so people stop
returning shit.
503
00:19:24,438 --> 00:19:25,766
Good... good to know.
504
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,173
Maybe dealing directly
with the customers
505
00:19:28,258 --> 00:19:29,961
is not the best job for you.
506
00:19:30,672 --> 00:19:31,891
Look...
507
00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:36,250
I-I really want
to make it work here, so...
508
00:19:37,369 --> 00:19:39,664
W-W-What are they doing?
Can I do that job?
509
00:19:41,227 --> 00:19:43,853
Oh, yeah.
Inspecting the expiration dates
510
00:19:43,938 --> 00:19:45,196
on our stored food supply.
511
00:19:45,281 --> 00:19:47,548
Anything doesn't meet
our high standard of freshness
512
00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:48,992
is disposed of.
513
00:19:49,461 --> 00:19:51,339
- So thrown out?
- That's right.
514
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:52,507
Why don't you just tell me
a little bit more
515
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:53,800
about yourself?
516
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,136
What assets do you think
you bring to the workplace?
517
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:57,262
Bro, I can bring whatever
518
00:19:57,346 --> 00:19:58,471
you fucking want
to the workplace.
519
00:19:58,555 --> 00:20:00,223
I got, like...
What... what do you need?
520
00:20:00,307 --> 00:20:02,600
Glocks? Nunchucks?
Fuck, I got bayonets.
521
00:20:02,684 --> 00:20:04,644
I got whatever you want.
I got you...
522
00:20:04,728 --> 00:20:06,938
Or I know who does, okay?
523
00:20:07,797 --> 00:20:09,231
I'm... I'm sorry, Mr. Milkovich.
524
00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:11,526
I don't think this job's
the right fit for you.
525
00:20:11,648 --> 00:20:13,133
What do you mean?
I...
526
00:20:14,852 --> 00:20:17,490
You know what?
Goddamn right, it's not.
527
00:20:17,574 --> 00:20:20,785
I don't need to be out here,
making minimum-ass wage,
528
00:20:20,869 --> 00:20:22,287
tossing out
perfectly good food,
529
00:20:22,371 --> 00:20:23,538
getting blisters
all over my hands
530
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:26,541
so I can clock out
with a bunch of fucking bozos,
531
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,837
go home smelling
like a rotten fucking pig.
532
00:20:28,922 --> 00:20:31,141
This is your fault
for making me do this shit.
533
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,849
Fuck you, and fuck you,
534
00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:35,186
and especially fuck you.
535
00:20:41,894 --> 00:20:43,102
♪ Shake that... ♪
536
00:20:43,187 --> 00:20:45,587
♪ Ass for me,
shake that ass for me ♪
537
00:20:45,672 --> 00:20:46,644
Come on, girl
538
00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:48,772
Shake that ass for me
539
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,356
Shake that ass for me
540
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,634
Come on, girl, shake
541
00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:53,118
That ass for me
542
00:20:53,203 --> 00:20:54,493
Shake that ass for me
543
00:20:54,578 --> 00:20:55,612
Okay, it's your part.
544
00:20:55,696 --> 00:20:58,173
I'm a menace, a Dennis,
an oral hygienist
545
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,485
Open your mouth for about
four or five minutes
546
00:21:00,570 --> 00:21:02,002
Take a little bit
of fluoride with it
547
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:03,462
Swish but don't spit it
548
00:21:03,547 --> 00:21:04,758
Swallow and I'll finish
549
00:21:04,852 --> 00:21:06,039
Attention,
all officers.
550
00:21:06,123 --> 00:21:07,056
Thank God.
551
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,625
Damn, we almost got through
the whole thing.
552
00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:10,543
That song makes me feel
kind of badass.
553
00:21:10,627 --> 00:21:12,711
- You too?
- Uh, sure.
554
00:21:12,796 --> 00:21:13,735
Attention,
all officers,
555
00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:15,064
we have a 312 in progress.
556
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,915
- 700 block of Riverside.
- Hell yeah.
557
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,252
Convenience store
robbery.
558
00:21:18,336 --> 00:21:19,790
Four suspects,
armed and dangerous.
559
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:21,845
Any and all officers
in the area, please respond.
560
00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:22,814
It's go time.
561
00:21:22,899 --> 00:21:24,783
Whoa, whoa, whoa, cowboy.
What are you doing there?
562
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,268
Have you learned nothing today?
563
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,228
We're so close.
564
00:21:27,313 --> 00:21:29,229
No, no, no, there's officers
much closer than we are.
565
00:21:29,313 --> 00:21:30,396
We're, like, two blocks away.
566
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,212
I've seen this before.
By the time we get there,
567
00:21:32,296 --> 00:21:33,401
someone will have
gotten shot,
568
00:21:33,485 --> 00:21:34,916
and Homicide will take over
the case.
569
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,025
So let's just stay
out of their crime scene.
570
00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:38,759
But it's our duty
to take the call.
571
00:21:38,844 --> 00:21:40,790
Trust me on this one.
We're partners.
572
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:43,243
Need to stick together,
be a united front,
573
00:21:43,327 --> 00:21:45,961
have each other's back.
Okay?
574
00:21:46,295 --> 00:21:47,379
Okay.
575
00:21:47,581 --> 00:21:48,945
You'll thank me one day.
576
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:50,488
Fucking bored shitless.
577
00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:53,055
Now can we get back
to our song?
578
00:21:53,227 --> 00:21:55,379
♪ Girl, shake that ass
for me ♪
579
00:21:55,478 --> 00:21:57,480
♪ Shake that ass for me ♪
580
00:21:58,226 --> 00:22:00,039
All due respect, Veronica,
581
00:22:00,203 --> 00:22:01,633
your brownies were awful.
582
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,804
Really?
583
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,266
Did you fry the marijuana
in butter first?
584
00:22:05,351 --> 00:22:06,727
No, she didn't.
585
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,367
What difference does that make?
586
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,562
It's the difference
between a ghetto pot brownie
587
00:22:11,647 --> 00:22:13,328
and a culinary delight.
588
00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:14,607
By frying the weed,
589
00:22:14,691 --> 00:22:17,110
you activate the cannabinoids.
590
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,891
Here, stir this for me,
will you?
591
00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:25,063
Also, the lipids in the butter
592
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:26,828
bond with the weed to form
593
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:29,372
the perfect cannabis infusion.
594
00:22:29,456 --> 00:22:30,748
Yeah, V.
595
00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:34,594
Now, let's see
how our first batch looks.
596
00:22:35,052 --> 00:22:37,203
Oh, yeah.
597
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,424
Oh, those smell amazing.
598
00:22:39,508 --> 00:22:40,586
Eh?
599
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,635
Kev, my fine feathered friend,
600
00:22:42,719 --> 00:22:45,008
I need you to cut
that pan of brownies
601
00:22:45,094 --> 00:22:46,806
into two-by-two squares.
602
00:22:47,078 --> 00:22:49,559
Each square has to be
equal size and shape.
603
00:22:49,643 --> 00:22:51,352
I want ten perfect brownies.
604
00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:52,562
Aye-aye, captain.
605
00:22:52,646 --> 00:22:54,875
That's $200 worth of heaven
right there.
606
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,336
$200?
607
00:22:56,525 --> 00:22:59,777
That's, like, a lot of money
for each brownie.
608
00:22:59,861 --> 00:23:01,195
20 bucks a brownie, Kev.
609
00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:02,048
Holy shit.
610
00:23:02,133 --> 00:23:03,586
The going rate is ten, Frank.
611
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,033
Nobody's gonna dish out 20.
612
00:23:05,242 --> 00:23:07,201
That's because no one
has tasted
613
00:23:07,285 --> 00:23:09,537
Frank Gallagher's
masterpiece
614
00:23:09,836 --> 00:23:11,547
of psychedelic goodness yet.
615
00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:15,168
♪ I'll speak the truth
even if you never understand ♪
616
00:23:26,638 --> 00:23:28,320
Hey, Kendall.
What can I do you for?
617
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,195
Back up.
Keep your distance.
618
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:32,085
What's up?
619
00:23:32,170 --> 00:23:34,227
Can't eat this crap
the lunch lady gave me.
620
00:23:37,305 --> 00:23:39,484
How much for
a peanut butter sandwich, Liam?
621
00:23:39,641 --> 00:23:42,024
Donations only.
Whatever you got.
622
00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:46,766
Um...
623
00:23:47,576 --> 00:23:49,786
stole this Red Bull
from the corner store.
624
00:23:49,891 --> 00:23:51,219
That'll work.
625
00:23:51,621 --> 00:23:54,164
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
626
00:23:54,415 --> 00:23:56,500
This is not an open-air market.
627
00:23:56,742 --> 00:23:58,939
It is a liability
for you to sell food
628
00:23:59,024 --> 00:24:00,672
- on school property.
- That's mine.
629
00:24:00,757 --> 00:24:02,506
I'm not selling it.
Donating it.
630
00:24:02,591 --> 00:24:04,467
Well, you can't do that,
either.
631
00:24:04,551 --> 00:24:05,510
What, share my lunch?
632
00:24:05,594 --> 00:24:06,636
No.
633
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,767
So it's okay
for these underprivileged kids
634
00:24:08,852 --> 00:24:10,010
to starve
because they don't want
635
00:24:10,094 --> 00:24:11,891
to eat the slop
you give them?
636
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,830
Until they pay
their lunch debt,
637
00:24:13,915 --> 00:24:15,133
that's all they get.
638
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,735
Now close it down.
639
00:24:18,684 --> 00:24:19,720
Sorry, everyone.
640
00:24:19,805 --> 00:24:22,228
Loraine won't let me donate
sandwiches to you anymore.
641
00:24:22,313 --> 00:24:25,250
That sucks!
642
00:24:25,384 --> 00:24:26,468
I know, I know.
643
00:24:26,553 --> 00:24:28,346
It hurts me just as much
as it hurts you.
644
00:24:28,649 --> 00:24:30,010
I didn't grow up
with money, either,
645
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:31,786
but ever since
I was a little kid,
646
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:33,830
it's been my passion
to give to those
647
00:24:33,914 --> 00:24:35,164
less fortunate than myself.
648
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:36,624
- Yeah!
- You're the man, Liam.
649
00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:37,750
Please.
650
00:24:37,834 --> 00:24:39,127
If I had extra money,
651
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:40,837
I'd give it
to all my friends here
652
00:24:40,921 --> 00:24:42,296
so they could buy
hot lunch,
653
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:43,462
but since I don't,
654
00:24:43,547 --> 00:24:45,508
I thought the next best thing
would be
655
00:24:45,922 --> 00:24:47,719
is to donate food
from my family's kitchen.
656
00:24:47,803 --> 00:24:49,595
Yeah, Liam!
657
00:24:49,679 --> 00:24:50,953
Please, please, please.
658
00:24:51,038 --> 00:24:52,831
I'm just one man
trying to make a difference.
659
00:24:53,016 --> 00:24:55,685
I won't take up
any more of your time.
660
00:25:01,273 --> 00:25:03,233
Bye, Loraine.
661
00:25:03,318 --> 00:25:05,742
Go, Liam.
662
00:25:05,827 --> 00:25:08,070
Now, who wants a sandwich?
663
00:25:10,784 --> 00:25:13,327
This one is when the twins
dressed like salt and pepper
664
00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:14,798
for Halloween.
665
00:25:14,883 --> 00:25:16,748
The condiments,
not the hip-hop group.
666
00:25:17,024 --> 00:25:18,797
You do realize people
just keep photos
667
00:25:18,882 --> 00:25:20,290
on their phone now, right?
668
00:25:20,374 --> 00:25:23,837
Ooh, I got some rumbles
in my tumbles.
669
00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:25,126
You hungry?
670
00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:26,715
For police action.
671
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,321
What about for eggplant pea?
672
00:25:28,406 --> 00:25:29,866
Best this side of Milwaukee.
673
00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:32,013
- I guess.
- Let's do this.
674
00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:33,514
Dispatch,
675
00:25:33,598 --> 00:25:35,475
this is Officers Tipping
and Gallagher.
676
00:25:35,559 --> 00:25:36,976
Go for dispatch.
677
00:25:37,376 --> 00:25:39,604
A concerned citizen
just stopped us...
678
00:25:39,688 --> 00:25:41,057
What are you talking about?
We've been at...
679
00:25:41,141 --> 00:25:42,648
...and reported
a suspicious person
680
00:25:42,732 --> 00:25:44,110
over on Hemlock Street.
681
00:25:44,195 --> 00:25:45,613
We're gonna investigate.
682
00:25:45,861 --> 00:25:47,028
Copy that.
683
00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:49,009
Report back your findings
and if you need backup.
684
00:25:49,093 --> 00:25:50,219
Will do.
685
00:25:50,574 --> 00:25:51,824
What the hell
was that all about?
686
00:25:51,908 --> 00:25:53,258
Buys us more time for lunch.
687
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,929
Eggplant pea,
here we come.
688
00:25:56,163 --> 00:25:57,555
So let me get this straight.
689
00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:00,283
We don't respond
to real crimes in progress,
690
00:26:00,368 --> 00:26:01,834
but we do respond
to fake crimes
691
00:26:01,918 --> 00:26:03,142
that aren't even happening?
692
00:26:03,227 --> 00:26:04,408
You're getting the hang
of this.
693
00:26:04,492 --> 00:26:06,532
This is so
not what I signed up for.
694
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,344
Your tum-tum will thank me.
695
00:26:16,933 --> 00:26:18,684
Right on time.
696
00:26:26,735 --> 00:26:28,422
Nice truck, fatty.
697
00:26:41,798 --> 00:26:43,774
Ding Dongs for a ding-dong.
698
00:26:48,214 --> 00:26:50,507
Ugh, smelly fucking fat-ass.
699
00:26:50,592 --> 00:26:51,551
I'm gonna get pinkeye
700
00:26:51,635 --> 00:26:53,803
from all the farts
in this thing.
701
00:26:56,306 --> 00:26:58,266
Ugh.
702
00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,643
Jack-fucking-pot.
703
00:27:00,727 --> 00:27:02,186
Later, Jabba the Hutt!
704
00:27:02,270 --> 00:27:05,398
Hey.
Hey, hey!
705
00:27:05,482 --> 00:27:07,775
Hey, get the door for me,
would you, Val Kilmer?
706
00:27:12,228 --> 00:27:13,824
Asshole!
707
00:27:21,403 --> 00:27:23,166
Did you and Tommy
get in a fight about something?
708
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:25,153
- Just drop it.
- Oh.
709
00:27:25,919 --> 00:27:27,253
He owe you money?
710
00:27:27,337 --> 00:27:29,964
Has for years,
but that's not it.
711
00:27:30,552 --> 00:27:32,317
What, did you wreck his car?
712
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:35,935
I wish it were something
so simple.
713
00:27:45,317 --> 00:27:47,026
- Yeah?
- Hi.
714
00:27:47,189 --> 00:27:49,272
We heard
you're selling edibles here,
715
00:27:49,357 --> 00:27:51,027
and we were told to ask
716
00:27:51,111 --> 00:27:53,780
for the marijuana magician.
717
00:27:55,529 --> 00:27:57,781
Come on in!
He's right here.
718
00:27:57,911 --> 00:27:59,255
I'll show you to him.
719
00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:00,702
Didn't catch your names.
720
00:28:00,787 --> 00:28:02,200
Barry, and he's Ryan.
721
00:28:02,285 --> 00:28:03,450
Sure.
722
00:28:04,732 --> 00:28:06,841
The one and only Frank.
723
00:28:07,168 --> 00:28:08,545
Have a seat, gentlemen.
724
00:28:08,630 --> 00:28:10,546
How can the Frank
help you today?
725
00:28:10,630 --> 00:28:12,302
Selection looks impressive.
726
00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:15,060
So what do you have here?
727
00:28:15,218 --> 00:28:17,053
I've arranged
my products
728
00:28:17,137 --> 00:28:19,317
in descending order of THC.
729
00:28:19,495 --> 00:28:21,664
Starting here at the top tier,
730
00:28:21,778 --> 00:28:24,780
I call this "Can't-Get-Off-
The-Couch Cookie."
731
00:28:24,936 --> 00:28:26,771
- Yowza.
- I don't want that.
732
00:28:26,855 --> 00:28:28,064
I still need to do work
every day.
733
00:28:28,148 --> 00:28:30,279
Uh, you and me both, brother.
734
00:28:30,499 --> 00:28:31,944
Continuing down the line,
735
00:28:32,029 --> 00:28:34,053
we reduce the THC
until we get
736
00:28:34,138 --> 00:28:35,404
to the bottom shelf
737
00:28:35,489 --> 00:28:37,069
and our homemade suckers,
738
00:28:37,154 --> 00:28:39,032
which are basically all CBD.
739
00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:41,827
What do you think is best
to give me a buzz
740
00:28:41,911 --> 00:28:44,288
but also help my sciatica?
741
00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:47,708
I would stick somewhere here
in the middle.
742
00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:49,752
These chocolate walnut brownies
743
00:28:49,836 --> 00:28:51,837
have the perfect amount of THC
744
00:28:51,921 --> 00:28:53,560
to give you a little euphoria,
745
00:28:53,696 --> 00:28:54,967
and the CBD
746
00:28:55,154 --> 00:28:56,968
to relieve that pain
in your ass.
747
00:28:57,287 --> 00:28:58,511
Should we get two?
748
00:28:58,595 --> 00:29:01,138
We're going to that foam party
this weekend.
749
00:29:01,396 --> 00:29:02,591
Let's make it four, then.
750
00:29:02,676 --> 00:29:04,766
Four it is.
If you would pay
751
00:29:04,851 --> 00:29:06,936
my sales clerks
behind the bar,
752
00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:09,356
I will bag these
up for you.
753
00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:13,776
Excellent, gentlemen.
754
00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:15,779
Four brownies.
So that's, uh...
755
00:29:15,978 --> 00:29:17,855
$80.
756
00:29:18,197 --> 00:29:20,448
Well, this is fucking vile.
757
00:29:20,533 --> 00:29:21,367
Morning, Lip.
758
00:29:21,451 --> 00:29:24,078
Hey, Marsha.
How's Georgia doing?
759
00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:26,599
Got into a bowl
of butterscotch candy
760
00:29:26,716 --> 00:29:27,873
I have out for guests.
761
00:29:27,957 --> 00:29:30,100
Didn't you?
Ate the wrappers and all.
762
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,043
That right?
763
00:29:31,127 --> 00:29:34,162
I'll be picking up
poopy candy bits for days.
764
00:29:34,411 --> 00:29:36,186
Hey, uh, you didn't see
765
00:29:36,271 --> 00:29:37,717
who did any of this,
did you?
766
00:29:37,801 --> 00:29:39,176
What?
767
00:29:39,490 --> 00:29:40,970
Oh, broke my front window,
768
00:29:41,310 --> 00:29:42,757
you know, put all this trash
in the yard.
769
00:29:42,841 --> 00:29:44,682
I thought the house
was always like this.
770
00:29:44,766 --> 00:29:45,766
Yeah, when Mr. Shaw lives here,
771
00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:47,018
but I've been trying
to fix it up.
772
00:29:47,102 --> 00:29:48,333
You buy the place?
773
00:29:48,418 --> 00:29:49,732
No, just renting.
774
00:29:49,817 --> 00:29:52,189
Spending a lot of money
if it's not yours.
775
00:29:52,273 --> 00:29:53,774
Yeah, well, I want
some nice things in my life
776
00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:55,026
for a change.
777
00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:56,684
Well, good for you.
778
00:29:57,143 --> 00:29:58,602
- Thank you.
- Da-da.
779
00:30:01,098 --> 00:30:02,301
Hey, Marsha.
780
00:30:02,909 --> 00:30:04,618
You see any punk-ass kids
running around here,
781
00:30:04,702 --> 00:30:05,745
you let me know?
782
00:30:05,829 --> 00:30:07,192
You got it, Lip.
783
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:08,661
Thanks.
784
00:30:17,214 --> 00:30:18,298
Thanks, Ma.
785
00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:20,059
Of course, sweetie.
786
00:30:20,255 --> 00:30:22,724
Oh, that's
Arthur
787
00:30:22,809 --> 00:30:25,645
on his honeymoon
with his first wife, Nadine.
788
00:30:25,739 --> 00:30:28,466
Oh, you people sure are
into hard copy photos, huh?
789
00:30:28,551 --> 00:30:31,240
I loved Nadine.
790
00:30:31,325 --> 00:30:32,794
I really do miss her.
791
00:30:32,879 --> 00:30:34,129
Ma, she cheated on me,
792
00:30:34,214 --> 00:30:35,997
with five different
police officers... five.
793
00:30:36,113 --> 00:30:38,740
Well, she certainly had a type.
794
00:30:39,132 --> 00:30:40,487
You gotta give her that.
795
00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:43,282
Oh, Carl, can I give you
another serving?
796
00:30:43,366 --> 00:30:45,117
Oh, no, Mrs. Tipping, I...
797
00:30:45,201 --> 00:30:47,370
Oh, Rhoda.
798
00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:49,497
You're
part of the family now.
799
00:30:49,676 --> 00:30:52,291
Okay.
Uh, no thank you, uh, Rhoda.
800
00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:53,918
I'm not too big
on heavy lunches.
801
00:30:54,002 --> 00:30:55,795
Besides, we gotta get
back out to the streets.
802
00:30:55,879 --> 00:30:57,350
Oh, right, right, right,
right, right.
803
00:30:57,434 --> 00:30:59,427
Thanks for reminding me.
804
00:30:59,512 --> 00:31:00,654
Dispatch, come in, please.
805
00:31:00,739 --> 00:31:01,967
You've got dispatch.
806
00:31:02,051 --> 00:31:04,076
This is Officer Tipping.
Officer Gallagher and I
807
00:31:04,161 --> 00:31:05,179
have located the suspect,
808
00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:06,943
and we are now proceeding
with questioning.
809
00:31:07,056 --> 00:31:08,747
Copy that.
810
00:31:09,934 --> 00:31:13,794
I am so proud of you, Arty.
811
00:31:13,962 --> 00:31:15,083
- Oh, both of you.
- Mm.
812
00:31:17,859 --> 00:31:19,176
Mm.
813
00:31:20,695 --> 00:31:21,903
Family.
814
00:31:22,801 --> 00:31:24,052
Goodbye, boys.
815
00:31:24,143 --> 00:31:26,199
You know what I like to do
after a big meal?
816
00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:27,618
Oh, I don't know.
Do your job?
817
00:31:27,702 --> 00:31:28,709
Catch some rapists?
818
00:31:28,794 --> 00:31:30,329
Take a nap
over at the Best Buy.
819
00:31:30,413 --> 00:31:31,831
Have you ever sat in one
820
00:31:31,915 --> 00:31:33,480
of the massage recliners
they have there?
821
00:31:33,564 --> 00:31:35,333
No, but I'm sure I will now.
822
00:31:35,418 --> 00:31:38,091
My lower lumbar
could really use some kneading.
823
00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:42,365
Dispatch, the suspect
has directed us
824
00:31:42,450 --> 00:31:44,093
to an abandoned house
825
00:31:44,177 --> 00:31:46,470
that has a suspicious smell
emanating from it.
826
00:31:46,554 --> 00:31:49,348
Officer Gallagher and I
will investigate further.
827
00:31:49,432 --> 00:31:51,392
Copy that.
828
00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:02,902
Hey, it's starting
to look
829
00:32:03,010 --> 00:32:04,473
like a magic castle in here.
830
00:32:04,841 --> 00:32:07,309
Or like a Care Bear
took a giant shit.
831
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:10,077
Or Strawberry Shortcake
fucked My Little Pony.
832
00:32:10,161 --> 00:32:11,662
Yeah, or Glinda
the Good Witch
833
00:32:11,747 --> 00:32:13,672
- just, like, projectile vomited...
- Okay, I get it.
834
00:32:13,756 --> 00:32:14,818
Stop making fun of me.
835
00:32:14,903 --> 00:32:16,434
This is gonna be
the best party ever.
836
00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:17,937
Yeah, for you.
837
00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,466
What do you mean?
It's Franny's birthday.
838
00:32:21,949 --> 00:32:24,216
You just seem
a little more into it
839
00:32:24,301 --> 00:32:25,638
than Franny does, babe.
840
00:32:25,723 --> 00:32:28,497
That is so not true.
Franny's so into it.
841
00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,723
I mean, what little girl
doesn't want a princess party?
842
00:32:30,807 --> 00:32:32,091
I never wanted one.
843
00:32:32,243 --> 00:32:33,661
Me neither.
844
00:32:33,903 --> 00:32:35,294
I did.
845
00:32:35,824 --> 00:32:37,919
Well, that explains it.
846
00:32:38,004 --> 00:32:39,339
Explains what?
847
00:32:39,622 --> 00:32:41,984
Why you're so obsessed
with all this shit.
848
00:32:42,068 --> 00:32:43,856
I am not obsessed.
849
00:32:44,489 --> 00:32:46,865
The magic wands don't go there.
On the coffee table.
850
00:32:46,950 --> 00:32:48,302
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
851
00:32:48,387 --> 00:32:50,326
I just... I never got
the princess manual.
852
00:32:50,411 --> 00:32:52,552
I was always into G.I. Joes
and shit when I was a kid,
853
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,330
so that's the kind of parties
I had.
854
00:32:54,414 --> 00:32:56,085
Yeah, well, every birthday,
one of my uncles
855
00:32:56,169 --> 00:32:58,536
would just get me drunk
and let me shoot his gun.
856
00:32:58,724 --> 00:33:01,286
The bounce house is here!
857
00:33:01,371 --> 00:33:02,705
- Yes!
- Hell yeah!
858
00:33:02,790 --> 00:33:03,662
Love a bounce house.
859
00:33:03,747 --> 00:33:05,257
- Whoo!
- I've never been in one.
860
00:33:05,341 --> 00:33:06,341
What?
861
00:33:06,561 --> 00:33:08,623
Uh, none of the adults
were sober enough
862
00:33:08,708 --> 00:33:10,098
to make me a cake,
never mind
863
00:33:10,183 --> 00:33:11,559
get a bounce house.
864
00:33:11,848 --> 00:33:14,005
You were seriously
raised by wolves.
865
00:33:17,032 --> 00:33:19,200
It's supposed to be
a princess castle.
866
00:33:19,285 --> 00:33:20,512
You sure?
867
00:33:20,597 --> 00:33:22,231
Paperwork says Dracula's Lair.
868
00:33:22,316 --> 00:33:23,983
Oh, she's sure.
869
00:33:24,068 --> 00:33:25,888
Now why would I order
Dracula's Lair
870
00:33:25,973 --> 00:33:27,848
for a five-year-old girl's
birthday party?
871
00:33:28,478 --> 00:33:30,817
I love it!
872
00:33:31,618 --> 00:33:34,114
I need a princess castle.
Get me a princess castle.
873
00:33:34,199 --> 00:33:35,286
Sorry, ma'am,
we don't have
874
00:33:35,371 --> 00:33:36,825
anything extra on the truck.
875
00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:41,585
Well, this is
the worst thing ever.
876
00:33:41,669 --> 00:33:44,506
I think it's kind of cool.
Come on!
877
00:33:44,591 --> 00:33:46,926
It says "Bounce-ilvania," Debs.
878
00:33:47,171 --> 00:33:49,301
What could be more fun
than that?
879
00:33:55,475 --> 00:33:57,567
Okay, all bets in?
880
00:33:58,175 --> 00:33:59,387
Shit.
881
00:33:59,562 --> 00:34:01,739
I got nothing.
Pair of tens.
882
00:34:07,020 --> 00:34:09,154
Full house.
Sorry about that, boys.
883
00:34:09,238 --> 00:34:10,114
Crap.
884
00:34:10,198 --> 00:34:11,467
How is it
the new kid always wins?
885
00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:12,908
Beginner's luck.
886
00:34:12,992 --> 00:34:14,317
Uh, yeah.
887
00:34:14,902 --> 00:34:16,701
- Franklin Pierce...
- Loitering...
888
00:34:16,786 --> 00:34:18,372
- James Buchanan...
- Littering.
889
00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:19,957
- Abraham Lincoln.
- Actual B&E.
890
00:34:20,041 --> 00:34:21,067
Andrew Johnson.
891
00:34:21,152 --> 00:34:23,137
- Defacing property.
- Ulysses S. Grant.
892
00:34:23,503 --> 00:34:25,629
Ah, shoot, I can't remember
who was next.
893
00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:27,935
- Who's the 19th president?
- I don't know.
894
00:34:28,020 --> 00:34:29,633
I didn't even know
there was 19 presidents.
895
00:34:29,717 --> 00:34:31,692
- Pfft.
- Ah, more loitering.
896
00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:33,231
Battery.
897
00:34:35,556 --> 00:34:36,640
Oh, my God, what is that?
898
00:34:36,724 --> 00:34:38,392
What? Where?
What is it?
899
00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:39,852
Go time, is what it is.
900
00:34:39,936 --> 00:34:40,997
This car has a siren?
901
00:34:41,082 --> 00:34:42,270
Let's move it, people!
902
00:34:42,355 --> 00:34:43,397
And a megaphone?
903
00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:45,817
Hang on, partner.
904
00:34:47,893 --> 00:34:49,686
This is what I'm talking about!
905
00:34:51,186 --> 00:34:52,228
Go.
906
00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:56,076
Put these on.
907
00:34:56,216 --> 00:34:57,202
What's going on?
What's happening?
908
00:34:57,286 --> 00:34:59,371
- Where are we going?
- Traffic light is out.
909
00:34:59,559 --> 00:35:01,248
Good thing
we were in the vicinity.
910
00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:03,042
You stand on that side.
I'll stay here.
911
00:35:10,967 --> 00:35:14,473
Out of the road, asshole!
912
00:35:16,339 --> 00:35:20,395
♪ Watch your star
all by yourself ♪
913
00:35:20,564 --> 00:35:24,411
♪ Fame, but I don't die ♪
914
00:35:26,134 --> 00:35:27,552
♪ All I want ♪
915
00:35:27,684 --> 00:35:31,708
♪ I won't be here,
you're all... ♪
916
00:35:34,912 --> 00:35:37,622
Yo, what up, Jose?
917
00:35:37,815 --> 00:35:39,400
Looking good, man.
918
00:35:39,934 --> 00:35:41,622
Yeah, you too.
I'm not used to seeing
919
00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:43,666
your cracker ass
on this side of the wire.
920
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,501
So what's this deal
you got for me?
921
00:35:45,585 --> 00:35:46,895
Right here.
922
00:35:47,067 --> 00:35:48,230
A dumpster?
923
00:35:48,463 --> 00:35:49,827
Man, what kind of idiot
you think I am?
924
00:35:49,911 --> 00:35:51,801
No, no, ain't like that.
Look, check it out.
925
00:35:52,735 --> 00:35:54,570
Boom!
926
00:35:57,934 --> 00:35:59,014
Damn.
927
00:35:59,098 --> 00:36:00,015
Uh-huh.
I told you.
928
00:36:00,099 --> 00:36:01,600
Wait, what is all this?
929
00:36:01,684 --> 00:36:03,349
It's food.
The fuck you think it is?
930
00:36:03,434 --> 00:36:04,624
No, I mean,
where did you get it?
931
00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:06,755
Difference does that make?
I got it, didn't I?
932
00:36:07,391 --> 00:36:08,975
I could really use
some of this shit.
933
00:36:09,060 --> 00:36:10,317
Uh-huh.
934
00:36:10,401 --> 00:36:12,520
Pasta, oatmeal...
935
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,395
flour.
936
00:36:15,448 --> 00:36:16,824
How much you want?
937
00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:20,828
Hey, for you,
give you a good price.
938
00:36:22,622 --> 00:36:24,873
Wait a minute.
This is expired.
939
00:36:25,012 --> 00:36:26,951
- So what?
- It says 2019.
940
00:36:27,036 --> 00:36:28,751
It's fucking pasta, man.
Doesn't go bad.
941
00:36:28,836 --> 00:36:30,607
Yeah, well, I hate the guys
in this joint
942
00:36:30,692 --> 00:36:32,319
just as much as anybody,
but I'm not trying to give them
943
00:36:32,403 --> 00:36:33,607
salmonella or some shit.
944
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:35,701
Will you quit being a bitch?
Those dates don't mean shit,
945
00:36:35,785 --> 00:36:37,077
and you know it.
946
00:36:37,303 --> 00:36:39,051
You... you're a fucking asshole.
947
00:36:39,268 --> 00:36:41,102
Hey, a'ight, man.
Whatever.
948
00:36:41,390 --> 00:36:42,684
No problem.
949
00:36:42,769 --> 00:36:44,270
All good.
950
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,201
Got plenty other cooks
out there
951
00:36:46,286 --> 00:36:48,522
willing to take this off
my hands for...
952
00:36:48,692 --> 00:36:51,692
oh, half what they usually pay
for their bulk items.
953
00:36:51,942 --> 00:36:53,522
Charge their boss
the same amount,
954
00:36:53,607 --> 00:36:55,826
and guess what?
They just pocket the rest.
955
00:37:00,141 --> 00:37:02,685
Uh-huh.
You interested now.
956
00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,728
Ah, there you go.
957
00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:11,272
Hmm.
958
00:37:11,357 --> 00:37:12,733
All right.
959
00:37:13,089 --> 00:37:14,506
There you go, Framingham.
960
00:37:14,590 --> 00:37:16,115
Oh, gee, thanks.
961
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,369
Pretty boy.
962
00:37:19,266 --> 00:37:20,976
Thanks.
963
00:37:21,389 --> 00:37:23,982
Hey, uh, you want to get
a couple of drinks,
964
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:25,184
piss away our paychecks?
965
00:37:25,268 --> 00:37:27,019
Ah, not tonight.
Thank you.
966
00:37:27,103 --> 00:37:28,162
All right, suit yourself.
967
00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:29,412
Yeah.
968
00:37:35,695 --> 00:37:38,197
Hey, George.
Hey, wait up.
969
00:37:38,281 --> 00:37:39,677
What's going on?
970
00:37:40,658 --> 00:37:43,660
Who do I talk to about
a mistake with my paycheck?
971
00:37:43,744 --> 00:37:45,329
Oh, let me see this.
972
00:37:45,413 --> 00:37:46,455
What's the mistake?
973
00:37:46,539 --> 00:37:48,225
Look at here.
It says I worked 39 hours.
974
00:37:48,310 --> 00:37:50,186
I worked 45.
I should be getting overtime.
975
00:37:50,271 --> 00:37:52,070
Yeah, that's what they do.
They dock you for lunch,
976
00:37:52,154 --> 00:37:53,702
the time it takes
to go to the head,
977
00:37:53,787 --> 00:37:55,818
anything to keep it
under 40 hours.
978
00:37:56,173 --> 00:37:57,170
- You serious?
- Yeah.
979
00:37:57,255 --> 00:37:59,015
That way, they don't have
to give you benefits.
980
00:37:59,099 --> 00:38:00,873
- They get away with that?
- They do.
981
00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:05,474
Oh, even at 39 hours,
the money's not adding up.
982
00:38:05,558 --> 00:38:07,768
Ah, dude, they take out
all kinds of crap.
983
00:38:07,852 --> 00:38:09,812
Locker fees, safety vests,
you name it.
984
00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:11,131
It's usually about four months
985
00:38:11,216 --> 00:38:13,053
before you're even getting
a full paycheck.
986
00:38:13,138 --> 00:38:15,865
Welcome to a working man's
America, Kemosabe.
987
00:38:28,568 --> 00:38:30,332
Yo, Gallagher,
how'd it go today?
988
00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:31,819
Damn, what happened to you?
989
00:38:31,904 --> 00:38:33,335
Broke his cop cherry.
990
00:38:33,419 --> 00:38:35,796
Best day of my life.
Kicked so much ass.
991
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,422
- Jesus.
- Senior officers
992
00:38:37,506 --> 00:38:39,474
are taking us to the cop bar
across the street.
993
00:38:39,634 --> 00:38:41,873
Celebrate you tadpoles
becoming real women.
994
00:38:41,958 --> 00:38:43,501
Hell yeah.
I'm in.
995
00:38:43,846 --> 00:38:45,347
Hey, you not coming?
996
00:38:45,431 --> 00:38:46,515
Gotta see the fam.
997
00:38:46,599 --> 00:38:48,350
Yeah, don't even bother
with Lady Arthur over there.
998
00:38:48,434 --> 00:38:49,685
He's allergic to fun.
999
00:38:49,810 --> 00:38:50,982
Hurry up and get changed,
Gallagher.
1000
00:38:51,066 --> 00:38:52,025
Meet us over there.
1001
00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:53,788
I suggest you get
some rest, Carl.
1002
00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:55,649
Hey, why would I get
some rest?
1003
00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:57,897
We didn't do shit today.
All we did was rest.
1004
00:38:57,982 --> 00:39:00,154
I wanted to have
an action-packed day like Yanez did,
1005
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:01,764
not sing along to Eminem.
1006
00:39:01,849 --> 00:39:03,949
A security guard would've had
more fun than we did.
1007
00:39:04,033 --> 00:39:05,638
But I put up with it.
Know why?
1008
00:39:05,849 --> 00:39:07,536
Because you said we gotta have
each other's backs,
1009
00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:10,208
be a united front.
I was bored shitless today.
1010
00:39:10,318 --> 00:39:13,279
I don't care, 'cause I wanna be
the best partner that I can be.
1011
00:39:13,373 --> 00:39:16,086
So the least you can do
is walk across that street
1012
00:39:16,170 --> 00:39:17,857
and buy me a damn drink.
1013
00:39:19,302 --> 00:39:21,592
All right, partner.
One drink.
1014
00:39:34,965 --> 00:39:36,302
Damn.
1015
00:39:37,081 --> 00:39:38,788
Your partner seems
pretty wild.
1016
00:39:38,873 --> 00:39:40,552
Yeah, first I've seen that.
1017
00:39:40,637 --> 00:39:42,255
Oh, shit.
I think he's married.
1018
00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:44,925
Oh, that's okay.
Tina doesn't care.
1019
00:39:45,324 --> 00:39:47,367
So first day, huh?
1020
00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:48,785
Yeah.
What do you do?
1021
00:39:48,869 --> 00:39:50,412
I'm over
at the leather factory.
1022
00:39:50,497 --> 00:39:52,373
Mm.
Like coats and stuff?
1023
00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:53,667
No, not as glamorous.
1024
00:39:53,927 --> 00:39:55,834
We make bullet bags
and rifle slings.
1025
00:39:55,918 --> 00:39:57,936
It sucks.
I stink like cow shit
1026
00:39:58,021 --> 00:40:00,068
and chemicals all the time.
Smell me.
1027
00:40:00,153 --> 00:40:01,771
Uh, well...
1028
00:40:01,924 --> 00:40:04,384
Yeah, smell...
Smells great to me.
1029
00:40:04,468 --> 00:40:05,802
Aw, you're sweet.
1030
00:40:05,886 --> 00:40:07,669
If I'm still at the factory
in five years,
1031
00:40:07,763 --> 00:40:09,181
I give you permission
to shoot me.
1032
00:40:09,265 --> 00:40:10,357
Okay.
1033
00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:11,985
No, seriously.
1034
00:40:12,638 --> 00:40:15,021
Take that big old gun of yours
and shoot me.
1035
00:40:15,812 --> 00:40:17,833
And what would you rather
be doing instead?
1036
00:40:18,317 --> 00:40:20,232
Mm, marry a cop,
1037
00:40:20,317 --> 00:40:21,568
be his wife,
1038
00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:23,123
have a bunch of his kids.
1039
00:40:23,208 --> 00:40:24,209
Uh...
1040
00:40:24,516 --> 00:40:26,601
Don't worry, bunny.
We're just having fun.
1041
00:40:27,052 --> 00:40:28,591
So why'd you want
to be po-po?
1042
00:40:28,708 --> 00:40:30,626
Um, you know,
make a difference,
1043
00:40:30,717 --> 00:40:32,022
do something for the community,
1044
00:40:32,107 --> 00:40:33,413
be a part of the solution.
1045
00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:35,007
- Uh, when I was a kid...
- Wanna fuck?
1046
00:40:35,091 --> 00:40:36,716
- Wait, what?
- Come on.
1047
00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:38,302
Okay.
1048
00:40:38,836 --> 00:40:40,287
Oh, leave it.
We'll be right back.
1049
00:40:40,372 --> 00:40:41,420
Your place close?
1050
00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:42,547
Yeah, but we're not
going there.
1051
00:40:42,631 --> 00:40:44,099
Me and my ex
still live together.
1052
00:40:44,184 --> 00:40:45,685
Randy, guard our drinks.
1053
00:40:45,770 --> 00:40:47,138
Let's go.
1054
00:40:48,804 --> 00:40:50,263
Where are you guys going?
1055
00:40:50,347 --> 00:40:51,607
Bathroom.
Come with?
1056
00:40:51,692 --> 00:40:53,068
- Want to?
- No.
1057
00:40:53,309 --> 00:40:55,603
Yes.
Absolutely.
1058
00:40:58,021 --> 00:41:00,399
I can't believe we sold
all that product in one day.
1059
00:41:00,483 --> 00:41:01,942
Ye of little faith.
1060
00:41:02,107 --> 00:41:04,403
No one even flinched
at the high prices.
1061
00:41:04,487 --> 00:41:07,447
Guys,
weed is in my blood,
1062
00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:09,194
literally and figuratively.
1063
00:41:09,279 --> 00:41:11,618
I know the business
inside and out.
1064
00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:13,155
Guess you were right, Frank.
1065
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,788
I don't hear
that often enough.
1066
00:41:15,224 --> 00:41:18,232
We made $3,400.
1067
00:41:18,459 --> 00:41:19,626
- What?
- Course we did.
1068
00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:23,630
Mm, mm, mm,
that's $1,133 apiece.
1069
00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:24,840
Take your pile.
1070
00:41:24,924 --> 00:41:27,623
Oh, it's been lovely
doing business with you.
1071
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,248
Shall we do it again tomorrow?
1072
00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:30,970
I don't see why not.
V?
1073
00:41:31,091 --> 00:41:34,107
Until our suppliers
are back up and running, sure.
1074
00:41:34,247 --> 00:41:35,453
Excellent.
1075
00:41:35,601 --> 00:41:37,873
I shall see you
bright and early...
1076
00:41:39,229 --> 00:41:40,848
and by that, I mean noon.
1077
00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:44,401
And I liked helping you out
today
1078
00:41:44,485 --> 00:41:45,833
with your emergency,
1079
00:41:46,271 --> 00:41:47,952
but the trial run is over.
1080
00:41:48,037 --> 00:41:49,614
From this point
going forward,
1081
00:41:49,698 --> 00:41:52,075
the cut will be 60/40.
I'm the 60.
1082
00:41:52,159 --> 00:41:54,077
- Seems fair to me.
- No way.
1083
00:41:54,161 --> 00:41:57,396
I got the raw materials.
I did the manufacturing.
1084
00:41:57,481 --> 00:41:59,576
You were simply the retail.
1085
00:42:00,012 --> 00:42:01,287
Toodle-oo.
1086
00:42:06,172 --> 00:42:08,544
And whatever you guys
are going through,
1087
00:42:08,696 --> 00:42:10,419
you gotta kiss
and make up.
1088
00:42:17,143 --> 00:42:18,351
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
1089
00:42:18,435 --> 00:42:19,436
Feel good, baby?
1090
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,264
I feel... yes,
baby feels very good.
1091
00:42:25,067 --> 00:42:26,777
Hey, can you guys keep it down
in there, please?
1092
00:42:26,861 --> 00:42:28,570
Yeah, yeah,
sure, bud.
1093
00:42:30,197 --> 00:42:31,966
My... my legs
are kind of getting wobbly.
1094
00:42:32,051 --> 00:42:33,594
If you put one foot
up on the toilet,
1095
00:42:33,679 --> 00:42:34,846
it usually works better.
1096
00:42:34,931 --> 00:42:37,443
Oh, wow,
what are you doing to me?
1097
00:42:37,528 --> 00:42:38,953
Want me to stop, Arthur?
1098
00:42:39,038 --> 00:42:40,873
No, no, no.
1099
00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:42,626
There you go.
That's better, right?
1100
00:42:42,710 --> 00:42:44,252
I guess.
I'm a little distracted,
1101
00:42:44,336 --> 00:42:45,212
but I'm fine.
1102
00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:47,297
You get used
to these close quarters.
1103
00:42:47,381 --> 00:42:49,841
- You've done this before?
- Yeah, dozens of times.
1104
00:42:49,925 --> 00:42:50,842
Oh.
1105
00:42:50,926 --> 00:42:52,469
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes.
1106
00:42:52,553 --> 00:42:53,873
Okay, I gotta stop.
I'm sorry.
1107
00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:55,097
This is getting
a little weird.
1108
00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:58,141
Really?
1109
00:42:59,351 --> 00:43:01,812
What the hell?
What's going on in there?
1110
00:43:01,896 --> 00:43:03,313
I think he's dead.
1111
00:43:03,397 --> 00:43:06,316
My vagina killed him.
1112
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,693
Whoa.
1113
00:43:09,361 --> 00:43:10,946
Fuck, Arthur.
1114
00:43:13,032 --> 00:43:14,157
Shit.
1115
00:43:14,241 --> 00:43:16,652
Another mom said her kid
can't come to the party.
1116
00:43:17,308 --> 00:43:20,237
It might have something to do
with your ankle bracelet, babe.
1117
00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:23,083
Well, whatever.
That's too bad.
1118
00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:24,501
We don't need
Franny's school friends.
1119
00:43:24,585 --> 00:43:25,752
We'll still have fun.
1120
00:43:25,836 --> 00:43:27,879
Okay, everybody grab
your song lyrics.
1121
00:43:27,963 --> 00:43:30,863
It's time to sing
the princess song.
1122
00:43:30,948 --> 00:43:32,550
Kay, Franny.
1123
00:43:33,230 --> 00:43:35,679
Sit right here.
Kay.
1124
00:43:38,042 --> 00:43:39,191
Okay.
1125
00:43:39,276 --> 00:43:41,778
One, two, three.
1126
00:43:41,863 --> 00:43:44,772
♪ I want to be a princess ♪
1127
00:43:44,857 --> 00:43:47,113
♪ You can be a princess ♪
1128
00:43:47,198 --> 00:43:49,609
♪ We can all be princesses ♪
1129
00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:51,736
♪ In a fairy tale ♪
1130
00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:54,323
♪ Sing and dance
and twirl around ♪
1131
00:43:54,425 --> 00:43:56,658
♪ Spinning ♪
♪ in a ballroom gown ♪
1132
00:43:56,742 --> 00:43:59,121
♪ We can all ♪
♪ be princesses ♪
1133
00:43:59,206 --> 00:44:01,121
♪ In a fairy tale ♪
1134
00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:04,159
♪ Ho, ho, ho! ♪
♪ Happy birthday, Franny. ♪
1135
00:44:04,261 --> 00:44:06,612
Look what I bought you.
These are from me, okay?
1136
00:44:06,710 --> 00:44:08,128
Only me,
your favorite uncle.
1137
00:44:08,212 --> 00:44:10,230
- Yay, guns!
- Guns!
1138
00:44:11,215 --> 00:44:12,841
That is not
a princess gift.
1139
00:44:12,925 --> 00:44:14,843
- Tough titties.
- Let's play!
1140
00:44:14,927 --> 00:44:16,386
You got it, kid.
1141
00:44:16,470 --> 00:44:17,855
♪ The boys ♪
1142
00:44:18,013 --> 00:44:18,972
Okay, shoot!
1143
00:44:19,056 --> 00:44:21,261
- No, no, Uncle Mickey!
- Sorry, Debs.
1144
00:44:21,346 --> 00:44:22,426
No, no, go ahead,
go ahead, shoot me...
1145
00:44:22,510 --> 00:44:23,237
I'm gonna get you!
1146
00:44:23,322 --> 00:44:24,629
Blow my brains out,
kid. Come on.
1147
00:44:24,713 --> 00:44:25,581
- Okay, okay.
- Go ahead.
1148
00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:27,831
I got you,
you're dead! I shot you!
1149
00:44:28,034 --> 00:44:29,691
- Yeah.
- Watch your step.
1150
00:44:29,777 --> 00:44:31,105
Oh, shit.
1151
00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:33,948
I'm really sorry again, sir,
that you had a heart attack.
1152
00:44:34,738 --> 00:44:37,128
You know,
I somehow feel responsible.
1153
00:44:37,573 --> 00:44:39,972
Maybe you shouldn't had
all those pitchers of beer.
1154
00:44:42,495 --> 00:44:45,624
Well, back at it again
in the morning, right, sir?
1155
00:44:47,584 --> 00:44:49,169
Or maybe not.
1156
00:45:02,269 --> 00:45:03,839
Oh, God.
1157
00:45:03,924 --> 00:45:05,342
I ate too much cake.
1158
00:45:05,730 --> 00:45:08,136
Oh, yeah, I didn't go anywhere
near that pink frosting shit.
1159
00:45:09,940 --> 00:45:11,949
Hey, what kind of party
you think Fred's gonna want
1160
00:45:12,034 --> 00:45:12,943
when he's older?
1161
00:45:13,027 --> 00:45:14,081
A Terminator party.
1162
00:45:14,166 --> 00:45:15,934
Why?
Is that what you wanted
1163
00:45:16,019 --> 00:45:17,155
when you were a kid?
1164
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:18,292
- Yeah?
- Maybe.
1165
00:45:19,307 --> 00:45:20,495
Hey!
Yo, hey,
1166
00:45:20,580 --> 00:45:22,386
- whoa!
- Whoa, what the hell?
1167
00:45:23,662 --> 00:45:24,784
Marsha?
1168
00:45:24,890 --> 00:45:26,066
Lip.
1169
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:29,909
What, you fucked up
our house before?
1170
00:45:30,461 --> 00:45:31,862
The three of us.
1171
00:45:32,573 --> 00:45:33,713
Why?
1172
00:45:33,797 --> 00:45:35,636
You're making your house
look too good.
1173
00:45:35,721 --> 00:45:36,847
So?
1174
00:45:36,977 --> 00:45:39,066
Our property tax will go up.
1175
00:45:39,534 --> 00:45:41,122
What, because we planted
a couple flowers?
1176
00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:43,598
And put in new windows
and mulch,
1177
00:45:43,682 --> 00:45:44,849
cleaned up the trash.
1178
00:45:44,933 --> 00:45:47,050
People are gonna wanna do
the same as you.
1179
00:45:47,542 --> 00:45:49,442
White folk will drive
around the city
1180
00:45:49,527 --> 00:45:51,314
looking for a new place
to live,
1181
00:45:51,503 --> 00:45:53,706
never imagine themselves
down here.
1182
00:45:54,026 --> 00:45:57,159
Then they see your house,
call the realtors.
1183
00:45:57,549 --> 00:45:58,941
Rent will go up.
1184
00:45:59,146 --> 00:46:00,503
Property tax.
1185
00:46:01,028 --> 00:46:02,612
We've been here
our whole lives,
1186
00:46:02,993 --> 00:46:04,644
and now we're being
pushed out.
1187
00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:06,691
Where will we go then?
1188
00:46:15,475 --> 00:46:17,435
Franny did not like
her party.
1189
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,386
Yeah, not so much.
1190
00:46:22,679 --> 00:46:24,253
You were right.
I mean...
1191
00:46:24,753 --> 00:46:26,417
I only did this
for myself.
1192
00:46:27,402 --> 00:46:30,360
I just... I always dreamed
of having a princess party
1193
00:46:30,477 --> 00:46:31,501
as a kid.
1194
00:46:32,296 --> 00:46:33,892
I'm sorry, babes.
1195
00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:44,884
Not that I would do it
differently or anything.
1196
00:46:46,036 --> 00:46:47,118
Really?
1197
00:46:47,454 --> 00:46:49,110
I mean, fuck no.
It's like,
1198
00:46:49,395 --> 00:46:50,729
Franny's only five.
1199
00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:52,245
It's not like
she's gonna remember
1200
00:46:52,329 --> 00:46:53,501
any of this shit.
1201
00:46:53,806 --> 00:46:56,627
Even if she does,
a little bit of disappointment
1202
00:46:56,712 --> 00:46:58,196
is good for her.
1203
00:46:58,837 --> 00:47:01,313
I mean, I would do anything
for that kid, but...
1204
00:47:02,136 --> 00:47:03,782
sometimes I just...
1205
00:47:04,501 --> 00:47:06,274
it's gotta be about me.
1206
00:47:19,571 --> 00:47:21,596
Wow, it gets sketchy here
at night.
1207
00:47:21,681 --> 00:47:23,188
Yeah, we should probably
go home.
1208
00:47:23,922 --> 00:47:25,330
She's down there.
Come on.
1209
00:47:25,415 --> 00:47:27,205
- You sure about this?
- Fuck Frank.
1210
00:47:27,290 --> 00:47:28,912
Why should we give him
2/3 of our money?
1211
00:47:28,996 --> 00:47:29,996
'Cause he's our partner.
1212
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,373
We can do everything
he did.
1213
00:47:31,457 --> 00:47:33,657
I'm not sure I can make
those pineapple lollipops.
1214
00:47:34,026 --> 00:47:35,352
Go, ask.
1215
00:47:37,347 --> 00:47:39,978
Hey, um, how you doing?
1216
00:47:40,063 --> 00:47:42,595
We're looking
to, um, buy some weed...
1217
00:47:42,843 --> 00:47:45,178
Ganja, smoke, marijuana.
1218
00:47:45,262 --> 00:47:46,618
- Kev...
- I know you?
1219
00:47:46,703 --> 00:47:48,037
- No.
- Yeah, you do.
1220
00:47:48,122 --> 00:47:49,682
Our friend was here earlier.
1221
00:47:49,767 --> 00:47:52,212
I should say our partner.
Frank Gallagher?
1222
00:47:52,931 --> 00:47:54,446
Sorry, I don't got nothing.
1223
00:47:54,892 --> 00:47:56,189
What, seriously?
1224
00:47:56,337 --> 00:47:57,899
You know anyone else
who's selling?
1225
00:47:57,983 --> 00:47:59,001
Nope.
1226
00:47:59,086 --> 00:48:00,510
Come on,
how's that possible?
1227
00:48:00,595 --> 00:48:02,821
That's because I bought it all
from her...
1228
00:48:04,323 --> 00:48:06,556
...with my earnings
from today.
1229
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,254
- Hey, Frank!
- Hey.
1230
00:48:10,370 --> 00:48:13,196
I wanted to get a jump start
on tomorrow's work.
1231
00:48:13,790 --> 00:48:15,333
Little did I know
my partners
1232
00:48:15,417 --> 00:48:17,501
would be going
behind my back.
1233
00:48:18,454 --> 00:48:21,032
Just for the record,
I was hesitant about this.
1234
00:48:22,257 --> 00:48:23,767
I think from now on,
1235
00:48:23,933 --> 00:48:26,243
our cut's gonna be 70/30.
1236
00:48:29,571 --> 00:48:30,864
I'm the 70.
1237
00:48:40,150 --> 00:48:42,056
Guess the interview
didn't go so good?
1238
00:48:42,319 --> 00:48:44,649
Nah.
I don't do normal.
1239
00:48:45,113 --> 00:48:46,489
It's boring as fuck, man.
1240
00:48:46,573 --> 00:48:48,642
I don't want to end up
a monkey like you anyway.
1241
00:48:48,727 --> 00:48:50,696
Just trying to be
a mature adult.
1242
00:48:50,781 --> 00:48:51,864
That's all.
1243
00:48:51,949 --> 00:48:52,950
Well...
1244
00:48:53,079 --> 00:48:55,532
I, uh, like doing things
my way.
1245
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:57,884
So we gonna fuck, or what?
1246
00:48:58,478 --> 00:48:59,770
Nope.
1247
00:48:59,995 --> 00:49:01,477
You didn't get a real job.
1248
00:49:02,390 --> 00:49:04,554
Fine by me, man.
See if I care.
1249
00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:06,155
In fact,
1250
00:49:06,624 --> 00:49:09,085
I might just jerk off
with all my money.
1251
00:49:10,082 --> 00:49:11,772
Yeah.
Come here, guys.
1252
00:49:12,257 --> 00:49:13,883
Mm...
1253
00:49:14,351 --> 00:49:17,686
Mm, mm, yeah.
1254
00:49:17,938 --> 00:49:19,663
Ooh, yeah, come here.
1255
00:49:19,850 --> 00:49:22,390
Suck that dick,
Benjamin Franklin.
1256
00:49:22,593 --> 00:49:23,969
Come on now.
1257
00:49:24,194 --> 00:49:27,071
Got a little three-way with...
Whoever the fuck that is.
1258
00:49:27,225 --> 00:49:29,804
Mm, mm.
Yeah, you like that?
1259
00:49:30,015 --> 00:49:32,183
What if we, uh, add...
1260
00:49:32,326 --> 00:49:33,778
Hey, fuck off,
George Washington,
1261
00:49:33,863 --> 00:49:35,835
cheap-ass motherfucker.
1262
00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:41,397
Oh, I like that.
1263
00:49:41,895 --> 00:49:43,405
Uh-huh, keep going.
1264
00:49:44,037 --> 00:49:47,375
God, money really does
buy happiness, huh?
1265
00:49:47,570 --> 00:49:51,407
♪ Lying in my coffin instead ♪
1266
00:49:51,569 --> 00:49:55,183
♪ The way I feel,
I'd rather be dead ♪
1267
00:49:55,387 --> 00:49:58,054
♪ Sucking on some cherry
so red ♪
1268
00:49:58,186 --> 00:49:59,546
We really have to do this?
1269
00:49:59,648 --> 00:50:02,270
Yes, we have to maintain
a negative curb appeal.
1270
00:50:02,424 --> 00:50:03,842
But I love our house.
1271
00:50:03,927 --> 00:50:05,609
Hey, me too.
I wanna stay in it
1272
00:50:05,694 --> 00:50:07,200
with you and Fred
forever.
1273
00:50:11,116 --> 00:50:14,077
♪ It's the pits,
it's the pits ♪
1274
00:50:15,072 --> 00:50:16,400
Well,
1275
00:50:17,486 --> 00:50:18,814
what do you think?
1276
00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:21,034
Nice.
1277
00:50:21,367 --> 00:50:22,728
How about mine?
1278
00:50:23,205 --> 00:50:24,736
Wow.
1279
00:50:25,204 --> 00:50:26,505
That's perfect.
You did good
1280
00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:27,644
for the neighborhood, babe.
1281
00:50:27,728 --> 00:50:29,175
Anything to help
our family.
1282
00:50:29,346 --> 00:50:31,096
Even a giant
squirting penis.
1283
00:50:31,275 --> 00:50:33,510
Exactly.
1284
00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:34,768
Muah.
1285
00:50:34,890 --> 00:50:37,600
♪ Faded like the night in the sky ♪
1286
00:50:37,684 --> 00:50:41,729
♪ Waving at the neighbors
bye bye ♪
1287
00:50:41,813 --> 00:50:45,400
♪ It's the pits,
it's the pits ♪
1288
00:50:45,484 --> 00:50:48,244
♪ Don't look down you stepped on shit ♪
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