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Hello.

Let's get down to business, shall we?

You arranged a meeting
so you could make a deal.

Yes?

- My people are willing to pay...
- Your people?

You mean... the British government?

- You think I'm MI6?
- Of course, Ms. Meyers.

Did you think...

I wouldn't find out? Hmm?

Look,

I don't know who you've
talked to, but I'm not SIS.

My boss is willing to pay a
small fortune for that vial.

If we can't do business,
then you can put that...

I'm afraid

I can't let you go.

Do you really think you're
gonna get away with this?

I think our conversation is over.

Danke.

Well, if you don't mind,
uh, we'd like to make a...

how do you say in English? Uh...

an instructional video
for our real buyers.

A sort of how-to guide,

with a bit of before and after.

Prost.

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Hello?

Hello?

Her phone's in the house.

She's in there.

Riley, call her phone again.

What was that?

C-4, armed with a mercury switch.

Move a muscle, it'll blow your hand off.

- I'm calling the cops.
- I wouldn't do that.

We own your phone. Also,

that hidden security camera
in your speaker over there

is being monitored as well.

Oh, and not to be a snob or anything,

but a mercury switch has to be
stable before it's activated,

and the way you threw it in my hand

would have blown this whole house up.

Sorry, I didn't know I was
dealing with the Geek Squad.

And C-4 has a density of 1.7
grams per cubic centimeter.

So, whatever's in my
hand is far too heavy,

meaning it's a...

My grandmother had
this exact same one...

Who are you?

I need you to come with me.

Give me one reason why
I should listen to you.

How about $60 million?

The estimated value of the
Matisse painting you stole

prior to retiring seven years ago.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Your name is Jess Miller.

Your parents died when you were six.

You were adopted by your
grandparents, Edward and Anne.

You did a brief stint on the
U.S. Olympics gymnastics team.

You placed eighth in the final event,

and the loss forced you
to hang up your tights

and turn your attention
to another career...

as a cat burglar.

You want me to go on?

Who the hell are you?

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Ms. Miller.

I see you met MacGyver and Riley.

I'm Matilda Webber.

- This is Desi.
- I'm Russ Taylor,

owner of this operation.

- You're wondering why you're here.
- It's crossed my mind.

This photograph was
taken eight years ago

from a surveillance
camera at Lancaster Oil.

A painting was stolen from
the CEO's office, a Monet,

worth approximately $10 million.

Do you recognize this place?

No?

How about this?

I'm not sure what this is
about. I'm a third grade teacher.

These photographs are all the
authorities had to go on back then,

'cause no technology existed

allowing them to see
through the disguise.

So the investigation closed quickly.

That was technology before.

But now...

Pose Invariant Person Recognition

allows us to I.D. gait and body profile.

So, once we get that...

Surprisingly calm for a 60-story fall.

I'd hate to see my
face during a base jump.

If this is about taking me to
court with this little magic trick,

you'll have better luck winning
the California State Lottery.

Maybe, if we hadn't then run DNA

from one of the unsolved crime
scenes that fit your profile.

We got a match on a diamond
theft from a TL-30 safe

with a biometric scanner.

MacGYVER: You cracked that?

It's impressive.

- I want to call a lawyer.
- I'd find a good one if I were you.

See, what you don't know

is that Lancaster Oil
was a CIA front company.

You broke into a government
facility, Ms. Miller.

You committed a crime
against your country,

and that's all the
government will look at.

And I will make sure of that...

- personally.
- You're blackmailing me?

You have skills we need.

I'm retired.

I've had some...

- setbacks.
- Seven years ago.

Lifting jewelry from the
penthouse of a six-story building,

you miscalculated the height of
the drop for your descender rig,

shattering your left leg beyond repair.

Still stuck the landing, though.

Okay, how about we
cut to the chase, okay?

Door number one has prison

for the rest of your life.

Or door number two:

accept the mission I'm offering you.

What's the job?

About a month ago,

a deadly anthrax-based bioweapon,

code-named Viro-486, was stolen

from a chemical weapons
facility in Libya.

It's so toxic that one drop, if
properly mixed in the airstream,

can kill anything in a 50-mile radius.

As evidenced in a dark
deployment two years ago.

Civilian casualties
were well over 10,000.

Hannibal Teague,

German diplomat suspected of
brokering a deal to sell Viro-486

to an anti-American terrorist
cell known as Black Sun.

Have we identified a target yet?

We have reason to believe
it's the climate summit

at the United Nations next month.

If Black Sun is successful,

anything within a 15-mile
radius will be affected.

23 million people dead.

Give or take.

How do you know this guy Teague has it?

All allied governments have
been looking for this weapon

for the past 18 months.

MI6 tracked it down to
Teague's class TXTL-60

high security home safe.

Sent someone to retrieve it, and...

sadly, the agent failed.

We have reason to believe
that Teague used her

as a guinea pig to test the virus.

Your job is to steal the bioweapon

before Teague has a chance
to make the transaction

14 days from now.

You understand I can't
do what I used to do.

We're not asking you to.

You're going to teach Desi.

Whoa, wait.

Trying to train someone
to do in under two weeks

what took me years to learn is a
bad idea... it's a very bad idea.

Then let's not waste any
more time and get to work.

Shall we?

All right, right this way.

Figured this would come in handy.

Blueprints.

Teague's house is 20,000
square feet on five acres,

two stories with a basement.

His office is on the second floor.

Well, what about the target?
I need box schematics.

As ordered.

Our intel says Teague keeps
his safe inside of a vault

hidden in the walls of his office.

A safe within a safe. Wonderful.

What kind of steel is the vault door?

Pressurized titanium outer seal.

Then it's German 385.

Six plates,
one-and-a-half inch each.

All those plates, it's
gonna have to be a burn job.

That'll be quick, right?

'Cause I'm only gonna
have 30 seconds to get in.

I'm sorry, did you say "seconds"?

MacGYVER: Ultrasensitive
biometric sensor.

Door has to be opened in 30 seconds

or the alarms trigger.

The only way to
deactivate them is a panel

on the other side of the vault.

It's virtually uncrackable.

Everything is crackable.

Room sensor configurations?

No windows, armed skylight,

doors are wired with traps,
and that's once you're outside.

- Once you're inside...
- Ten-point laser knot.

Audio sensors in every corner.

Can it be done?

With the right tools and...

enough time to prepare...

... yeah.

I don't know about her.

We've broken into safes before.

Not like this. This needs an expert.

There's no margin for error.

Yeah, but your plan puts Desi at risk.

A risk that needs to be taken.

Teague already has blood on his hands.

I won't let him have any more.

There's more to this than
just getting that weapon.

Did you know that MI6 agent?

In passing.

One of these days, you and I
are gonna play poker together,

so I can take all of
that money of yours.

The truth, now.

Rebecca Meyers.

I plucked her from the
Police Development Program.

Smart, insightful.

Had all the makings of a top MI6 agent.

I trained her.

She called me her mentor.

No one ever called me that before.

She was the most promising
agent I'd ever seen,

and she was taken from
this world far too early.

Her family deserves
justice for her death.

Rebecca deserves justice.

The tightest section is in the
middle of the room, right there.

Make it to here, you're home free.

Go.

The high-tech audio
sensors pick up everything,

including breathing.

One breath and it's all over.

So you're gonna have to
learn to control that.

You can do this.

It's just like ballet.

Don't say that word.

What's wrong with ballet?

Two, up, three, four,
port de bras forward.

Two, up, six, seven, cambré back and...

Desiree, roll through your feet.

Engage your abs.

Two, up, three.

This is, like, the
easiest move in the world.

Desiree!

I don't do ballet.

What do you think the problem is?

There's no feedback on the strings,

so when I make a mistake,
I just can't feel it.

I have an idea.

MacGYVER: Electricity
as a defense weapon

had been postulated in fiction
by Jules Verne, Fanny Trollope,

and Mark Twain.

But it wasn't until 1928

when New Zealand inventor Bill Gallagher

used the ignition magneto to
electrify a 5,000-volt fence

to shock cattle when they
tried to leave the property.

Once the cattle experience
these unpleasant consequences,

they tend to avoid the fence for good.

Same principle can apply to humans, too.

Theoretically.

So let me get this straight.

I touch one of these
strings and I get zapped?

It's just a little big stronger
than an electrified cow fence.

- Thank you.
- I think you just lost your chances

of ever dating that woman.

Ready?

- No, no, no. You're gonna need...
- You know what?

I got this.

All right.

You're in.

Let's see what you got.

It's so cool.

You'll be holding
your breath and moving.

It's twice as hard, so I'm
gonna need you to beat a minute.

Start again.

Start again.

Keep going.

Yeah.

What?

Now do it blindfolded.

What gives?

Bang. You just got shot in the
head because you were too slow.

Again.

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Matty.

You, uh, wanted to see us?

How's the training going?

Crushing it.

Oh, she's making progress.

Another week of 16-hour days
and she'll be halfway ready.

Okay, let me ask you this:

how good can you get by tomorrow night?

- What?
- We just got intel

Teague is planning on moving
the bioweapon ahead of schedule.

Buyers must be getting restless.

Well, we'll get it from the buyer.

Black Sun just won't sit on it.

Once it's in their hands,
they'll deploy it within hours.

MacGYVER: Well, then we're
gonna have to improvise,

- because this plan will never work.
- Desi isn't ready.

Then you are going to Cyrano this thing.

Talk Desi through the grab.

She isn't ready.

She goes in now, it's not gonna work.

Well, it's gonna have to work.

Because if it doesn't, we're
gonna watch an entire city die.

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What's up?

The next guard shift is in ten minutes.

How's it looking inside?

Five thermals on the first floor.

Second floor is clear.

All right, Desi, you're green to go.

Okay. You can do this.

Desi, freeze. Incoming.

Okay. You're clear.

In position.

Riley, disarm the skylight.

Disconnecting now.

Time to fly.

Periphery check.

MacGYVER: All clear.

Nice landing.

Now don't breathe.

Your breath. Hold it.

Hold it.

You're clear.

Okay, you got 30 seconds.

Remember, you just have to cut
through the locking mechanism.

Keep the beam thick. It burns hotter.

Ten seconds.

Do not breathe.

Two seconds.

Sensors are off.

I'm in.

Guys, I got a visual on Teague.

Who's he talking to?

Kind of hard to tell from this angle.

Mac, we need audio on that conversation.

Coming right up.

When you can't get near a terrorist

having a shady conversation,

you can always use light to eavesdrop.

Light reflects off glass,

and the brightness of the light changes

because of tiny oscillations.

These variations in brightness
will be converted to sound

when the light hits the photodiode.

Then all you need is
to understand German,

which, luckily, I do.

Okay, guys,

I can hear what he's saying.

He says, "You're late."

The other person's saying
something about the...

chartered jet not being on time.

"I want you to leave tonight."

"Okay, I understand."

Okay, that's it.

W... we need to get a clear visual

of whoever he's talking to.

Unless he turns around
and says "cheese,"

this is the best we got.

We've got a whole bunch of nothing.

Almost there, Desi.

Are you guys seeing this?

Yes.

Yes, it's gone.

Well, either we got bad intel,
or Hannibal already sold it.

Desi, get out of there.

Copy that.

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Mac, you got three
hostiles headed your way.

They don't look like they
bought the accent, Johan.

Riley, I need 5,000 hertz of
frequency in my comm, stat.

Hey, guys, gate's compromised.

We need a new exfil. I got to get Desi.

Right. We are on our way.

Mac, what's happening?

Looks like you got me.

Change of plans. LZ is hot.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- We should get out of here.
- Yeah.

Hey, guys, where's the new exfil?

Back gate.

There is no back gate.

- Oh. There it is.
- Halt!

Come on, get in. Hang on.

Well, if it's not in the
vault, then where is it?

Hannibal's kept his movements to
a minimum these last few weeks.

And Black Sun hasn't surfaced.

So we can rule out the exchange
having already taken place.

No. We can't be sure about that.

- Well, then, let's hope.
- Look, need I remind you

the destruction that Viro-486 will cause

if released into this world?

Russ. We get it.

We'll work up scenarios
and get back to you.

- You did good back there.
- No. You did.

Well, you got me
through it, so thank you.

When I was in the service,

I had a close friend who lost a leg.

And I know how much it changed his life.

You must have gone through a lot.

I respect you for that.

Sometimes I think it's my payback.

Right? For all those years stealing.

But then I remember the
world doesn't work like that.

I was dealt a hand,

and now I play it the best I can.

So...

can I go home now?

Right, everyone. Gather round.

Sounds like a no.

I was thinking about this,
um, this mystery guest of ours.

You mean the guy Teague was talking to?

I got to say, late-night visits,
talking about chartering planes.

He wasn't just there
to visit an old friend.

- You think he was a mule?
- Perhaps.

Look, we need to find
him, but we can't do that

without a clean visual of him.

I got a reflection here in the mirror.

I can enhance it, see what happens.

Yes, get on with it.
What are you waiting for?

- Everything okay?
- Yes, I'm fine.

Fine.

- You don't have to tell me.
- No.

No, I do.

I owe you that much. After all,

you're putting your life on
the line, well, for what is more

than the retrieval of
a very dangerous weapon.

The MI6 agent that disappeared
trying to retrieve Viro-486 was

my protégé.

I taught her everything she knew.

What happened to her wasn't your fault.

But what is my fault is
altering her life's path.

Placing her at MI6.

- If I hadn't...
- She'd be alive?

Russ, you don't know that.

But what I do know

is that you gave her purpose.

The same way you did when
you gave us all a job.

When you brought us all back together.

How many lives did you
save just doing that?

Guys, we got a hit.

His name is Henri Bellouse.

He's a world-class forger.

So, a forger visits a corrupt
diplomat for a late-night meeting?

The very night the bioweapon disappears.

MacGYVER: Why would Hannibal
use Bellouse as a mule?

He's a forger, not a bio courier.

Well, that's what we need to find out.

Got a position on him.

Paris.

Right. Turning this plane around.

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Damn it.

Place is empty. Target's gone.

What about the package?

Russ, check this out.

There's enough evidence
here of his forgery business

to put him away for life.

The only issue is...

the package has moved.

Guys, he just entered the building.

Bonjour, Monsieur Bellouse.

Bellouse says he mixed
the Viro-486 into paints

that he used to make a
fake Rembrandt for Teague.

- Why?
- Well, the sale is rigged.

Teague's made arrangements for Black Sun

to buy the painting at
auction for $50 million.

What's the best way to hand
it over with all the attention?

If the virus is in the painting,

it'll kill everyone at the auction.

A... actually, no.

The paint traps the
virus in a solid state

so it can't move through the air.

Then, once it's in their possession,

they wet down the canvas,

they... they run it through a filter

and distill the bioweapon.

Only it'll never happen.

Well, how are you gonna prevent that?

We're gonna steal the painting,
replace it with a double.

Once Black Sun make the transaction,

we'll track them out of play.

We get the virus and
shut down a terror cell?

- I like it.
- I like it, too.

In theory.

And we've got the best thief in
the business to talk us through it.

What else do we need?

Where's the auction?

Central Moscow Auction
House, in six hours.

So we need to steal
the painting, replace it

before it goes on the block.

We can make a forgery here,

but it wouldn't get there till tomorrow.

No, I got a contact in Brussels.

He can get you the statue
of David in a half hour.

All right. Well, you call him. Now.

The security in this place is no joke.

It's gonna take some
serious improvisation.

Well, that's just the way I like it.

I like your confidence, Mac,

but I'm not quite
sure a Swiss Army knife

is gonna get us out of this one.

Well, maybe not, but we do
have a three-hour plane flight.

I am sure we can figure something out.

Sure. No pressure or anything.

If not, thousands,

maybe millions, of people will die.

Only if we fail.

Failure's not an option.

Copy that.

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All right. Room's clearing out.

Desi, post up outside.

Copy that.

Jess, you're up.

Mac, make sure the room stays clear.

You sure this will work?

My specs, your build?

Could've made a good
team back in the day.

Back in the day. That
means the past, right?

Of course.

Good.

Ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seats.

The auction is about to begin.

All right.

We got control of their phones.

Would you like to do the honors?

Sergei...

Hello?

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MacGYVER: In 1918, Harry Houdini
made an elephant disappear.

Houdini used mirrors
to create the illusion,

reflecting one half of the
empty stage over the elephant.

Since a Rembrandt is much
smaller, a thin sheet of Mylar

covering the painting reflects the wall

on the opposite side of the room,

hiding the painting in plain sight.

Oh, nyet.

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Rebooting security system now.

Hurry up.

You only have ten seconds before
the cameras come back online.

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Matty, we got it.

Last call.

$50 million.

Sold.

Those guys are gonna be pissed

when they find out they paid $50 million

for a forgery with no bioweapon in it.

Mac, follow them.

We'll turn them,

use their intel to shut down the cell.

Don't move.

I told you.

Do I know you?

No.

But you killed someone
very important to me,

and I'm going to do
what she meant to do.

Kill me?

Put you in a cell

for a very, very long time.

For her.

For me.

Teague is on his way to The Hague,

the Black Sun operatives gave
up their entire organization,

and the bioweapon will be destroyed

once we get it to the lab.

So, to success.

Now you get to go home, Jess.

- With a great story.
- Which you can never tell anyone.

Right.

I need to ask you something.

Shoot.

What did you mean back
there, at the auction house?

I saw the bank blueprints

under your students'
homework in your house.

I know you're not retired.

Are you gonna arrest me?

And miss out on all
the fun catching you?

No way.

Oh, no, I'm not really in the
mood to celebrate. Thank you.

Well, this isn't for what we did.

It's to celebrate her life.

To Rebecca Meyers, a true hero.

Rebecca.

Yes, well, in our line of work, it's...

it's hard to keep secrets.

Especially from family.

Mr. and Mrs. Meyers, your daughter
did not work in import/export.

Rebecca worked for
the British government.

MI6.

She was a truly outstanding agent.

When I first recruited her, she...

she was hesitant because of
the lies she would have to tell.

To you.

Last week, your daughter

gave her life

to save millions of people.

When we first sat down,

you said, "Sorry for your loss."

I'm sorry for yours, too.

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