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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:16,284 Woman: MRS. ELLIOT CULDER, MRS. ELLIOT CULDER, TELEPHONE. 4 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:37,105 WILMA KAYE, WILMA KAYE, TO THE FRONT DESK, PLEASE. 5 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:41,509 WILMA KAYE, WILMA KAYE, FRONT DESK, PLEASE. 6 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:01,762 WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING MY GLASSES? 7 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,231 Man: WHAT DID YOU SAY? 8 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:05,199 WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING MY GLASSES? 9 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,167 SURE. 10 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,373 I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET THEM WET. 11 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,375 DIDN'T I BUY YOU YOUR OWN? 12 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,377 I DON'T LIKE THEM GLASSES! 13 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:20,648 THESE ARE MUCH TOO BIG FOR YOU. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 14 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:27,421 * GOT TO SAY HELLO, IT'S A LUCKY DA-A-A-A-Y * 15 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:34,262 * KISS THE MOON GOODBYE AND BE ON OUR WA-A-A-A-Y * 16 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:37,798 * IT'S A LUCKY DAY 'CAUSE I FOUND YOU * 17 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:41,169 * GONNA BUILD A NEW WORLD AROUND YOU * 18 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:44,238 * TOUCH THE SUN AND RUN, IT'S A LUCKY DA-A-A-A-Y * 19 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:47,508 * BA-BA DA BA BA BA-BA DA BA BA * 20 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:51,145 * HELLO, LIFE, GOODBYE, COLUMBUS * 21 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:54,415 * I'VE GOT A FEELIN' THAT YOU'RE GONNA HEAR FROM US * 22 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:59,553 * YOU'RE GONNA KNOW THAT WE'VE TAKEN THE WORLD BY SURPRISE * 23 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:02,890 * GOT THAT LOOK IN OUR EYES 24 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:06,360 * IT'S A LUCKY DAY 25 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:10,631 * JUST FOR CHANGIN', LEAVIN' THE OLD WORLD BEHIND * 26 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:14,302 * LUCKY DAY FOR WALKIN' A NEW ROAD * 27 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:18,272 * JUST BELIEVING YOU'RE MINE 28 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:21,409 * IT'S A DAY FOR STARTIN' A NEW WAY * 29 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:24,812 * TELLIN' THE OLD ONE GOODBYE 30 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:28,282 * LUCKY DAY FOR GETTIN' ABOVE IT * 31 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:34,522 * SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND FLY-Y-Y-Y-Y * 32 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,590 * BA-BA DA BA BA 33 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:39,927 * HELLO, LIFE, GOODBYE, COLUMBUS * 34 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,397 * I'VE GOT A FEELIN' THAT YOU'RE GONNA HEAR FROM US * 35 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:48,469 * YOU'RE GONNA KNOW THAT WE'VE TAKEN THE WORLD BY SURPRISE * 36 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,872 * GOT THAT LOOK IN OUR EYES 37 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:54,742 * IT'S A LUCKY DAY 38 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:57,745 * GOODBYE, COLUMBUS 39 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,548 COME ON, BRENDA, LET'S GO! WE'RE LATE! 40 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,416 COMING. 41 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:08,256 MISS ROBIN PELISH, MISS ROBIN PELISH... 42 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:09,557 HEY! 43 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:13,527 HEY! YOU FORGOT YOUR GLASSES. 44 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:14,695 BRENDA, COME ON! 45 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:17,731 I'M COMING. 46 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:36,216 MRS. SIDNEY KOHN, MRS. SIDNEY KOHN, TELEPHONE. 47 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:45,426 HEY, DORIS, DO YOU KNOW HER? 48 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,528 WHY? 49 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,698 DORIS, I GIVE YOU MY WORD. I WON'T EMBARRASS YOU. 50 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,500 I PROMISE. 51 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,538 IF YOU CALL HER UP, 52 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,808 SO HELP ME, I WILL NEVER ASK YOU HERE AGAIN! 53 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,377 SO HELP ME, NEVER AGAIN! 54 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:24,932 AHHH. 55 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,536 HI, SWEETIE. 56 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:31,505 AH, HERE HE IS, THE PLAYBOY FROM THE COUNTRY CLUB. 57 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:32,940 OOH, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS. 58 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:35,543 DON'T PUT THE TOWEL ON THE FURNITURE. 59 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,979 WHERE'S THE PHONE BOOK? 60 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,047 WHICH ONE? 61 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,715 THE SUBURBAN PHONE BOOK. 62 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:44,685 SUBURBAN, SUBURBAN. UNDER THE LEG OF THE SIDEBOARD. 63 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,522 WHO ARE YOU CALLING? 64 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:49,923 A GIRL I MET TODAY. 65 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,792 OH, DORIS INTRODUCED YOU? 66 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:55,329 DORIS WOULDN'T INTRODUCE ME TO THE MAN WHO DRAINS THE POOL. 67 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:57,831 VERY NICE HOW YOU TALK ABOUT A COUSIN. 68 00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,400 OH, LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS. 69 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:01,602 YOUR UNCLE MIKE'S GONNA BE HOME SOON, 70 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,537 AND I DIDN'T EVEN FEED YOU YET. 71 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:06,374 AUNT GLADYS, WHY DON'T WE ALL EAT TOGETHER FOR ONCE? 72 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:09,009 SURE, I SHOULD SERVE FOUR DIFFERENT MEALS! 73 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:12,380 YOU WITH POT ROAST, SUSAN WITH THE COTTAGE CHEESE, 74 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:13,881 UNCLE MIKE'S GOT STEAK -- 75 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,350 FRIDAY NIGHT IS HIS STEAK NIGHT -- 76 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:19,086 AND ALL I'M HAVING IS A LITTLE COLD CHICKEN. 77 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:22,656 SO I SHOULD JUMP UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN? 78 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,392 WHAT AM I, A WORKHORSE? 79 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:26,560 THIS MAY COME AS A BIG SURPRISE TO YOU, 80 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:29,630 BUT IN SOME FAMILIES, EVERYBODY SITS DOWN AT THE SAME TIME, 81 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,031 THEY ALL EAT THE SAME THING. 82 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,367 BIG SHOT. CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 83 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:34,835 IS BRENDA THERE? 84 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,404 Quiet, quiet, quiet! 85 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,472 UM, IS BRENDA THERE? 86 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:39,973 SUPPER'S READY! 87 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,842 QUIET! 88 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:45,479 UM, UH, WHEN DO YOU EXPECT HER IN? 89 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,114 NO, THIS IS NOBODY. 90 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:48,682 IT'S GETTING COLD! 91 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:49,950 COME ON! 92 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,386 UM, THERE'S NO MESSAGE. 93 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,655 NO, I-I'M S-SORRY. 94 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,627 COME, SWEETHEART, EAT. 95 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,100 Man: MAKE SURE YOU DO THAT. 96 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:09,837 KEEP IT STRAIGHT. THIS HAS GOT TO BE STRAIGHT. 97 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:10,838 HELLO. 98 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,506 HI, HONEY. 99 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,609 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DRIVING GOLF BALLS TONIGHT. 100 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:16,944 I DROVE THEM ALREADY. 101 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,880 GOOD GIRL. NOW TRY... 102 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:22,115 I THOUGHT YOU WERE DRIVING GOLF BALLS. 103 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:23,617 I DROVE THEM ALREADY. 104 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,619 ARE YOU HAVING DINNER WITH US TONIGHT? 105 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,655 I'M MEETING SIMP FOR TENNIS IN HALF AN HOUR. 106 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,459 IS THAT MY PHONE OR YOUR PHONE OR RONALD'S PHONE? 107 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:32,793 YOUR PHONE. 108 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,563 THEY ALL SOUND ALIKE TO ME. 109 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:37,898 HELLO. 110 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,800 WHO'S CALLING, PLEASE? 111 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,168 JUST A MINUTE. 112 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,703 BRENDA... 113 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,439 DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY NAMED KLUGMAN? 114 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:46,940 KLUGMAN? 115 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:49,610 UNLESS I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HIM RIGHT. 116 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,144 HELLO? 117 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:53,447 HELLO, BRENDA? BRENDA, YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 118 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:55,716 I HELD YOUR GLASSES FOR YOU AT THE CLUB TODAY. 119 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,117 I'm not a member. 120 00:06:57,150 --> 00:07:00,187 My cousin Doris is -- Doris Klugman. 121 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:01,455 DORIS? 122 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:02,956 Uh, yeah. 123 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,593 SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS READING "WAR AND PEACE." 124 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,728 WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME IS? 125 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,163 NEIL KLUGMAN. YOU ASKED ME TO HOLD YOUR GLASSES 126 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,500 at the board, remember? 127 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,167 WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? 128 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:16,136 Well, I'm kind of dark. 129 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,671 ARE YOU A NEGRO? 130 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:18,906 NO, I'M A SAGITARIAN. 131 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,645 WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? 132 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:27,147 LISTEN, CAN I PICK YOU UP TONIGHT AND SHOW YOU? 133 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,883 I'M PLAYING TENNIS TONIGHT. 134 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,619 HOW ABOUT AFTER TENNIS? 135 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:34,021 I'll be sweaty after. I DON'T MIND. 136 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:36,156 Can I come see you tonight? OKAY. 137 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,626 Briarpath Hills. Do you know where that is? 138 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,193 Around 8:15. 139 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:43,096 I'LL BE DRIVING A BLUE CONVERTIBLE SO YOU'LL KNOW ME. 140 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,565 HOW WILL I KNOW YOU? 141 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:46,934 I'LL BE SWEATY. 142 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,502 COME HOME EARLY. 143 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:49,937 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 144 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,605 OUT, OUT, OUT! 145 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,941 DON'T FORGET TO LOCK THE DOOR WHEN YOU COME IN! 146 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,042 NEVER. 147 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,910 ALWAYS RUNNING. 148 00:07:56,944 --> 00:08:00,180 DON'T FORGET TO LOCK THE DOOR WHEN YOU COME IN! 149 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,651 DON'T STAY OUT LATE! WHERE IS HE GOING?! 150 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:04,818 ALWAYS RUNNING. 151 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,119 WHERE IS HE GOING? 152 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,038 Brenda: GAME, 5-4. 153 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,573 BRENDA! BRENDA! 154 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:02,142 NEIL, LISTEN, I WANT ONE MORE GAME, OKAY? 155 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,877 I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE. 156 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,546 Simp: NOT NECESSARILY. MY SERVE. 157 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:28,669 15-LOVE. 158 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,778 IT HIT THE LINE. 159 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:40,280 NO, IT DIDN'T. IT'S OUT. 160 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,750 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY WRONG. 161 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,051 DO YOU MIND? 162 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,253 ALL RIGHT, GO ON, GO ON. 163 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:56,296 MY GAME. 164 00:09:56,329 --> 00:10:00,333 DEUCE. 165 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:04,037 COME ON, SIMP, GET GOING! 166 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,774 MY AD. 167 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:18,351 GAME! I WON! 168 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,787 NEIL? 169 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,054 HI. HELLO. 170 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,056 THIS IS SIMP. NEIL KLUGMAN. 171 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,324 HI. GREAT GAME. 172 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,727 CAN WE DROP YOU OFF SOMEWHERE? 173 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:30,130 I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF FINDING MY OWN WAY, THANK YOU. 174 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,832 WHO'S MISS NICE? 175 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,868 THAT'S LAURA SIMPSON SOCOLAV, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS SIMP. 176 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,069 WHY NOT SOCO? 177 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,305 BECAUSE SIMP IS HER BENNINGTON NAME. 178 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,808 IS THAT WHERE YOU GO TO SCHOOL? 179 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,042 NO, SHE DOES. 180 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,944 WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? 181 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,779 BOSTON. UNIVERSITY? 182 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,114 RADCLIFFE. 183 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,017 WHAT DOES YOUR COUSIN DORIS LOOK LIKE? 184 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,319 DORIS IS DARK, AND SHE'S, UM -- 185 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,887 IS SHE A NEGRO? 186 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,255 WE DON'T KNOW. 187 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:05,966 I GUESS I DON'T KNOW HER. IS SHE A NEW MEMBER? 188 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:09,236 I GUESS SO. THEY JUST MOVED TO -- 189 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:13,006 THEY JUST MOVED TO WESTCHESTER A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. 190 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,407 OH. 191 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:18,011 HEY, DO YOU REMEMBER ME HOLDING YOUR GLASSES NOW? 192 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,446 YEAH, I THINK I DO. 193 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,182 DO YOU LIVE IN WESTCHESTER, TOO? 194 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,450 BRONX. 195 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:26,820 OH, WE LIVED THERE WHEN I WAS A BABY. 196 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,355 SAY, LISTEN, BREN... 197 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,023 HMM? 198 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:32,860 HOW COME YOU RUSH THE NET ONLY WHEN IT'S DARK? 199 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,796 OH, YOU NOTICED THAT? SIMP THE SIMPLETON DOESN'T. 200 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,264 I COULDN'T FIGURE THAT OUT. 201 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,833 WELL, I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE TOO CLOSE 202 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,035 UNLESS I'M SURE SHE CAN'T RETURN IT. 203 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,871 WHY? 204 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:47,407 BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF MY NOSE. 205 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,876 WHAT? 206 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,210 I HAD IT FIXED. 207 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:53,013 YEAH? WHAT WAS THE MATTER WITH IT? 208 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,882 IT WAS BUMPY. A LOT? 209 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:58,418 NO. I WAS PRETTY AND NOW I'M PRETTIER. 210 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,388 MY BROTHER'S HAVING HIS FIXED IN THE FALL. 211 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,223 DOES HE WANT TO BE PRETTIER? 212 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,992 SORRY. SORRY. 213 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:08,295 I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND FACETIOUS, BUT WHY'S HE DOING IT? 214 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,130 BECAUSE HE WANTS TO... 215 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:13,433 UNLESS HE DECIDES TO BECOME A GYM TEACHER, THEN HE WON'T. 216 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,168 WE ALL LOOK LIKE MY FATHER. 217 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:18,171 DOES YOUR FATHER WANT TO HAVE HIS NOSE FIXED, TOO? 218 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,907 WHY ARE YOU BEING SO NASTY? 219 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,809 I'M NOT NASTY. MY GOODNESS. 220 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,477 I'M SUAVE AND SOPHISTICATED. DO I SOUND NASTY? 221 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,946 MM-HMM. 222 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,048 NOW, ABOUT YOUR NOSE... 223 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,218 WHAT DOES IT COST TO GET IT FIXED? 224 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,454 $1,000, UNLESS YOU GO TO A BUTCHER. 225 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,356 WHY? 226 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:39,893 WELL, I HAVE TO SEE IF YOU GOT YOUR MONEY'S WORTH. 227 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,299 IF I LET YOU KISS ME, WOULD YOU STOP BEING SO NASTY? 228 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,822 I DON'T ALWAYS DO THAT. 229 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,958 WHY'D YOU DO IT NOW? 230 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,459 I FELT LIKE IT. 231 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,596 FEEL LIKE IT AGAIN? 232 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,100 NO. 233 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:25,172 UM, IS THAT THE END OF OUR DATE? 234 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,440 I DON'T FEEL LIKE HAVING A DATE TONIGHT. 235 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,909 THERE'S MY HOUSE. 236 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,844 COME TO THE CLUB TOMORROW. 237 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,146 I'M NOT A MEMBER. BE MY GUEST. 238 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,514 WHAT TIME? 239 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,916 2:00. 240 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:43,356 MRS. JEROME LAURIE, MRS. JEROME LAURIE, TELEPHONE. 241 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,630 HEY, DORIS... 242 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,500 DO YOU KNOW THAT'S COMING OUT IN THE COMIC-BOOK FORM? 243 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,969 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I'M VISITING. 244 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,004 WHO? 245 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,209 YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. 246 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,877 OH, I AM. 247 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:06,613 YOU WERE ALWAYS CRAZY BEFORE, BUT YOU WERE NEVER PUSHY. 248 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:10,283 THAT'S GONNA BE MY NEW CAREER. I'M GONNA BE A SOCIAL CLIMBER. 249 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,953 ELLIOT CULDER, ELLIOT CULDER, TELEPHONE. 250 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,221 HI. COME ON IN. 251 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,223 HELLO. GIVE ME YOUR GLASSES. 252 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:19,326 I SHOULD JUST BREAK THE DAMN THINGS. I HATE THEM. 253 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,661 I SHOULD'VE WORN MY CONTACT LENSES. 254 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,997 YOU COULD HAVE YOUR EYES FIXED. 255 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,133 ARE YOU GONNA START THAT AGAIN? 256 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,100 I ALREADY DID. 257 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,272 HEY, DORIS, HOLD THIS FOR BRENDA, WILL YOU? 258 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,908 I'M NOT HER SLAVE. 259 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,444 DORIS... 260 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:41,181 I'VE WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING FOR A LONG TIME NOW. 261 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,016 YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS. 262 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,452 OH, THAT'S VERY NICE. THANK YOU. 263 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,088 AFTER I INVITE YOU TO THE CLUB. 264 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,489 THAT WAS YESTERDAY. 265 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,959 WELL, WHAT ABOUT LAST YEAR?! 266 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,226 IS THAT DORIS? 267 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,962 YEAH. SHE'S PEELING. 268 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,296 YEAH, I NOTICED. 269 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,232 SHE'S GOING TO HAVE HER SKIN FIXED. 270 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,668 NO, DON'T DO IT. DON'T! DON'T! DON'T! 271 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,603 UGH! 272 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,952 DORIS ALWAYS INVITES ME HERE ONCE A YEAR 273 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,088 SO THAT WHEN I WRITE MY PARENTS, 274 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,323 THEY CAN'T COMPLAIN HER PARENTS DON'T LOOK AFTER ME. 275 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,326 YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS? 276 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,195 THEY MOVED TO ARIZONA. 277 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:31,431 ARIZONA? I DIDN'T THINK ANYBODY LIVED THERE -- 278 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,367 I MEAN, ANY JEWISH PEOPLE. 279 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,103 ONLY COWBOYS? 280 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:39,606 YEAH, AND PEOPLE WITH ASTHMA. 281 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:43,343 WHICH IS WHY THEY MOVED THERE. 282 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,246 TO BE COWBOYS WITH ASTHMA. TO BE COWBOYS WITH ASTHMA. 283 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,592 THAT'S TERRIFIC. 284 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,028 WHY? 285 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:06,733 I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS IT GIVES THEM A LOT IN COMMON. 286 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,435 ONLY THEIR ASTHMA. 287 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:12,405 WHICH IS MORE THAN MOST MARRIED COUPLES SEEM TO HAVE. 288 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,574 WHY DOES IT SEEM TO BOTHER YOU? 289 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,709 WHAT? THE SUBJECT OF MARRIAGE. 290 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,411 YOU REALLY NOTICE THINGS. 291 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:22,015 YOU PLANNING TO GET MARRIED TO SOMEBODY IN PARTICULAR? 292 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,617 I WAS ENGAGED FOR A YEAR UNTIL LAST WEEK. 293 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,985 WHAT HAPPENED? 294 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,507 HI, BREN. WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT? 295 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,109 THE RED SOCKS TOOK TWO. 296 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,544 ARE WE HAVING CARL YASTRZEMSKI FOR DINNER? 297 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:52,679 OF COURSE. 298 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,614 EVERY TIME THE RED SOCKS WIN, 299 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,417 WE HAVE TO SET AN EXTRA PLACE FOR YASTRZEMSKI. 300 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,818 HEY, YOU WANT TO RACE? 301 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,254 NO. WHY DON'T YOU GO RACE ALONE? 302 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,822 DO YOU WANT TO GO WITH HIM? 303 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,457 UH, GEE, NO THANKS. 304 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,727 THIS IS NEIL KLUGMAN. MY BROTHER -- RONALD PATIMKIN. 305 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,429 HOW ARE YOU? WHOOPS. 306 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,332 GOT TO WATCH THAT. 307 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,334 WATCH THAT. YOU WANT TO RACE? 308 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,535 NOT RIGHT NOW. 309 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,504 WHY DON'T YOU GO RACE WITH HIM? 310 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,740 I HAVE TO CALL HOME AND TELL THEM YOU'RE COMING FOR SUPPER. 311 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,775 AM I? I GOT TO CALL MY AUNT. 312 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,778 YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING -- I MEAN, MY CLOTHES. 313 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,714 WE DINE AU NATUREL. 314 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,616 WHAT? 315 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,285 SWIM, MY DEAR. 316 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,822 JULIE... 317 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,459 JULIE! ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE. 318 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,694 AND EAT! EAT YOUR DINNER! 319 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:18,531 MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ARE STARVING ALL OVER THE WORLD. 320 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,402 WHEN'S HARRIETTE CALLING? 321 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,636 5:00. 322 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,672 IT WAS 5:00. 323 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,774 THEIR TIME. 324 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,277 WHY IS IT EARLIER IN COLUMBUS? 325 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,713 SUPPOSE YOU TOOK A PLANE BACK AND FORTH ALL DAY. 326 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,448 YOU'D NEVER GET OLDER. 327 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,185 OH, THAT'S RIGHT, SWEETIE. 328 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,853 WHAT DO YOU GIVE THE CHILD MISINFORMATION FOR? 329 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,922 IS THAT WHY SHE GOES TO SCHOOL? 330 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,259 I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHY SHE GOES TO SCHOOL. 331 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,461 YOU'RE A BIG COLLEGE GIRL NOW, HUH? 332 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,463 CARLOTTA. 333 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,665 CARLOTTA, RONALD WANTS MORE! 334 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,301 Carlotta: MORE WHAT? 335 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,502 MORE CHICKEN. 336 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,803 ME TOO, CARLOTTA. 337 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,239 THEY'LL HAVE TO ROLL YOU ON THE LINKS. 338 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,841 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? I LOST A COUPLE OF POUNDS. 339 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,243 Ben. 340 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,212 LOOK AT THIS. RONALD. 341 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,880 WOULD YOU CARE TO STAND UP AND BEAR YOUR MIDDLE? 342 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,616 NO, THANK YOU. 343 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,885 I'M GLAD SOMEBODY IS AWARE OF HOW TO BEHAVE AT THE TABLE. 344 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,254 CHICKEN? 345 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,522 NO, THANK YOU. 346 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,190 HE EATS LIKE A BIRD. 347 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,362 COME ON, CARLOTTA, I'M PLAYIN' BALL TONIGHT. 348 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,266 DON'T FORGET AND TAPE YOUR WRIST. 349 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,768 I'LL TAPE MY WRIST, BUT YOU KNOW I GOT NO MOBILITY. 350 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,438 JUST WEAR AN ACE BANDAGE AND PUT A LITTLE HEAT ON IT. 351 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,240 THIS IS NOT AN IMPORTANT GAME, 352 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,775 AND I WANT TO ENSURE YOU'RE GOOD FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP. 353 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,278 WHERE DO YOU LIVE, BILL? 354 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,280 NEIL. 355 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,582 DIDN'T I SAY NEIL? 356 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,884 YOU SAID, "WHERE DO YOU LIVE, BILL?" 357 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,986 HOW THE HELL CAN I PLAY IN TAPE? 358 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,855 DON'T CURSE! THAT'S RIGHT. 359 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,790 Brenda: SEE? SEE WHAT? 360 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,793 OH, I WAS JUST TALKING TO BILL. 361 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:54,961 NEIL! 362 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,696 JUST EAT ALREADY! 363 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,699 A LITTLE LESS TALKING, YOUNG LADY. 364 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,501 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! 365 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,236 SHE WAS TALKING TO ME! 366 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,671 WHAT IS THIS "SHE" BUSINESS? 367 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,839 THAT'S HOW YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER -- "SHE"? 368 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,575 IF I CALLED MY MOTHER "SHE," 369 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:11,844 MY FATHER WOULD GIVE ME A CROP ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD... 370 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,013 I GOT CHICKEN CAUGHT IN MY BRACES. 371 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,384 ALL RIGHT, EAT YOUR DINNER. WE'LL CLEAN THEM OUT LATER. 372 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,720 DO YOU GO TO COLLEGE? 373 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,390 WHAT? 374 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,258 COLLEGE. 375 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,594 I WENT INTO COLLEGE... 376 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,630 BEFORE I WENT INTO THE ARMY. 377 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,432 OH. WHAT DID YOU STUDY? 378 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,801 I WAS AN ENGLISH MAJOR. 379 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,403 Ben: ENGLISH? 380 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,737 LITERATURE. 381 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,873 KIND OF UNUSUAL, ISN'T IT -- FOR A BOY? 382 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,510 UH, HE WANTS TO BE A TEACHER. 383 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,878 NO, NO, NO, 384 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,580 NOT NECESSARILY. 385 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,749 Ronald: CARLOTTA, PLEASE, I'M GONNA BE LATE. 386 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,686 IT'S HARRIETTE! HARRIETTE'S ON THE PHONE! 387 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:57,324 CARLOTTA, IS THE BICARBONATE STILL IN THE DOWNSTAIRS TOILET? 388 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,825 Carlotta: YES, IT IS. 389 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,627 OH, THOSE DAMN RADISHES. 390 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:08,401 WHY DON'T WE HAVE COFFEE AND DESSERT OUTSIDE? 391 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,669 CARLOTTA! 392 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:10,970 Carlotta: YES? 393 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,440 BRING THE CHOCOLATE CAKE OUTSIDE. 394 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,574 OKAY. 395 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,950 IT WAS A WONDERFUL DINNER. 396 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,795 GO, RUN. GRAB IT. 397 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,864 DON'T STAND TOO FAR, NOW. 398 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,801 ALMOST. ALMOST. 399 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,604 AHH, WELL... 400 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,773 WHAT KIND OF WORK DO YOU DO? 401 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,377 I'M KIND OF WORKING AT THE LIBRARY AT THE MOMENT. 402 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,512 THE PUBLIC LIBRARY? 403 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:55,348 I'VE BEEN THERE FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW, 404 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,750 EVER SINCE I GOT OUT OF THE ARMY. 405 00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,587 OH. WELL... 406 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,756 WELL, IT MUST BE VERY INTERESTING -- 407 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,658 THE LIBRARY BUSINESS. 408 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:07,794 I DON'T KNOW. 409 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,597 YEAH...I GUESS SO. 410 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,699 NO, NOT VERY. 411 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:17,404 COULD SOMEBODY MOVE THE CAR BLOCKING THE CONVERTIBLE? 412 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:18,571 IS THAT ME? 413 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:19,939 I DON'T KNOW. 414 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:22,609 NO, I THINK I'M BLOCKING THE CONVERTIBLE. 415 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:25,645 I'M BLOCKING THE CONVERTIBLE. YOU'RE BLOCKING ME. 416 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,397 MMM, IT'S YUMMY. 417 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:45,665 MMM, GOOD. 418 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,967 YOU DON'T SAY THANK YOU ANYMORE? 419 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,436 THANK YOU. 420 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:50,770 YOU LITTLE DOLL. 421 00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,447 WHERE DID SHE MEET HIM? 422 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,049 WHO KNOWS? AT THE CLUB. 423 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,622 HE EATS LIKE A BIRD. 424 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:12,692 COME ON, LET'S PLAY. 425 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,895 PROBABLY. 426 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:20,433 YEAH, HE PROBABLY WOULD. 427 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,535 WANT TO PLAY? DADDY'S TIRED. 428 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,837 TAKE OVER FOR ME, WILL YOU, KID? 429 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,105 GO AHEAD. 430 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:28,074 GO AHEAD. 431 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:31,978 I HAVEN'T TOUCHED A BASKETBALL SINCE I GOT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. 432 00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:34,514 YOU BETTER BE GOOD TO YOUR DADDY. 433 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:35,982 HE'S GETTING VERY OLD. 434 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,550 NO, IT'S NOT TRUE. 435 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:38,785 HI, BEAUTIFUL. 436 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,119 HELLO. 437 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:42,789 DADDY, I MISSED! CAN I TAKE IT OVER AGAIN? 438 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:44,524 CERTAINLY, ANGEL. 439 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:47,460 YOU WANT TO TAKE IT OVER AGAIN, TAKE IT OVER AGAIN. 440 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:49,596 I DON'T LET GUESTS WIN. 441 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,498 I SEE. 442 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:52,665 AW. 443 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:54,166 RIGHT HERE. 444 00:23:57,904 --> 00:23:59,872 CAN I TAKE THAT OVER AGAIN? 445 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:01,107 NO. 446 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,842 DADDY. 447 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,176 FORGET IT. 448 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,813 WHAT DOES YOUR FRIEND DO IN THE LIBRARY? 449 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,748 I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA. 450 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:17,256 IS THAT THE KIND OF WORK HE WANTS TO DO? 451 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,660 WHY? 452 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,529 GOOD GIRL. 453 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:25,064 I WON! I WON! I WON! I BEAT HIM, DADDY! 454 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:26,766 WHY DID YOU LET HER WIN? 455 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,901 I DIDN'T LET HER. SHE BEAT ME. 456 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:32,204 COME ON, EVEN RON LETS HER WIN, AND HE'S A SEMI-PRO. 457 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,707 THAT'S MY BABY! 458 00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:36,709 IT'S TIME TO GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 459 00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:37,810 10 MORE MINUTES? 460 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:39,646 OH, 10 MORE MINUTES? PLEASE? 461 00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:41,914 IT'S LATE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 462 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:44,617 SHE'LL SLEEP 10 MINUTES LATER IN THE MORNING. 463 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:45,785 OH, BEN. 464 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,687 MY TSATSKELEH RIGHT? 465 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:51,257 WANT TO TAKE A DRIVE OR GO TO THE MOVIES? WHAT? 466 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,825 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 467 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:54,894 BRUSH YOUR TEETH. BE GOOD. 468 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:08,274 LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE'LL GET TIRED OF HIM. 469 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:24,857 KLUGMAN, KLUGMAN, CAN I TALK TO YOU A MINUTE? 470 00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:27,794 WOULD YOU TAKE THE MAIN INFORMATION DESK THIS MORNING? 471 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,562 ERICKSON JUST CALLED. 472 00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:32,031 HIS MOTHER'S NOT WELL, AND HE CAN'T COME IN. 473 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:34,100 THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING, ALWAYS. 474 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,712 HI, SWEETIE, HOW ARE YOU? 475 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:51,117 PA, PA, PA, PA. 476 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:02,729 HEY, MISTER, WHERE'S THE ART SECTION? 477 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,130 THE WHAT? 478 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,998 ART SECTION. 479 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,600 SPELL IT. 480 00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:09,001 A-R-T. 481 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,838 ART -- YOU MEAN ART BOOKS, REPRODUCTIONS? 482 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,305 YEAH, THEM. 483 00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:16,142 WELL, WE GOT THEM IN A LOT OF DIFFERENT PLACES. 484 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:18,244 WHICH ARTIST ARE YOU INTERESTED IN? 485 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:19,646 ALL OF THEM. 486 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,948 OKAY. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DO. 487 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:25,017 YOU WALK ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE FLOOR THERE. 488 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:28,020 YOU SEE THAT STAIRCASE? YOU SEE IT OVER THERE? 489 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:29,288 YEAH. 490 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,724 YOU TAKE THAT STAIRCASE UP ONE FLIGHT, 491 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:34,694 AND YOU FOLLOW THE ARROW TO WHERE IT SAYS "STACK 3." 492 00:26:34,727 --> 00:26:36,028 CAN YOU REMEMBER THAT -- 493 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:38,030 STACK 3? 494 00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:41,067 SOMEONE UP THERE WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY. 495 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,169 GO AHEAD. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 496 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:44,370 GO AHEAD. 497 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,376 WHAT'D YOU LET HIM IN FOR? 498 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:51,944 IT'S A PUBLIC LIBRARY. 499 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:54,380 YOU KNOW WHERE I FOUND HIM YESTERDAY? 500 00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:56,949 IN THE STACKS, LOOKING AT THE NUDES. 501 00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:58,317 DID YOU THROW HIM OUT? 502 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,086 OF COURSE I THREW HIM OUT. 503 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,689 YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE BOYS DO UP THERE? 504 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:05,124 I DON'T THINK THEY DO IT RIGHT THERE. 505 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,026 THEY DO SO. I'VE SEEN THEM. 506 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:08,394 NOT OUT IN THE OPEN, 507 00:27:08,427 --> 00:27:10,697 BUT YOU CAN TELL WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 508 00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:12,198 WHY DON'T YOU LET 'EM ALONE? 509 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:14,133 I'M GONNA GO SEE MR. SCAPELLO 510 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:17,003 AND TELL HIM TO SEND SOMEBODY TO COME AND GET HIM. 511 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:18,370 JOHN. 512 00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:21,073 GLORIA, WATCH THE DESK A MINUTE, WILL YOU? 513 00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:22,108 JOHN. 514 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,710 JOHN, JOHN... 515 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:26,045 JOHN, YOU WANT TO GIVE MR. SCAPELLO AN ULCER 516 00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:28,414 SO SOON AFTER HIS EGG-AND-PEPPER SANDWICH? 517 00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:31,050 I'LL GET HIM. I GOT TO GO OVER THERE ANYWAY. 518 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:33,720 I THINK IT'S DISGUSTING WHAT THEY DO UP HERE. 519 00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:35,354 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, JOHNNY. 520 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:37,957 THEY'RE THE ONES WHO ARE GONNA GET WARTS 521 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,992 ALL OVER THEIR DIRTY LITTLE HANDS. 522 00:27:57,009 --> 00:28:00,146 HEY, MISTER, WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 523 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,489 THAT'S TAHITI. 524 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:13,125 IT'S AN ISLAND IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN. 525 00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:15,728 THAT AIN'T NO PLACE YOU COULD GO, IS IT, 526 00:28:15,762 --> 00:28:16,963 LIKE A RESORT? 527 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:20,266 MMM, YOU COULD GO THERE, I SUPPOSE. 528 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:21,801 IT'S VERY FAR. 529 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:23,369 PEOPLE LIVE THERE. 530 00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:31,410 LOOK AT THIS ONE. MAN, AIN'T THAT THE LIFE? 531 00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:33,245 WHO TOOK THESE PICTURES? 532 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:36,849 NO, HE DIDN'T TAKE THEM, HE PAINTED THEM. 533 00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:39,418 PAUL GAUGUIN -- HE WAS A FRENCHMAN. 534 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:42,188 HE'S A WHITE MAN OR A COLORED MAN? 535 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:45,157 HE'S WHITE. 536 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:48,394 AH, I KNEW THAT. 537 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:52,164 HEY... 538 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:54,533 LOOK AT THIS ONE. 539 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:58,204 MAN, AIN'T THAT THE LIFE? 540 00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,873 YEAH, IT SURE IS. 541 00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:05,945 THERE HE IS. HEY. 542 00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:07,213 HO. 543 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,115 YOU HURRY UP OR WE'LL MISS OUR PLANE. 544 00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:10,917 OKAY, OKAY. 545 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:13,252 YOU'RE GONNA SIT WITH JULIE 'CAUSE CARLOTTA'S OFF. 546 00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:15,454 WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M GONNA SIT WITH JULIE? 547 00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:18,891 WE'RE TAKING RON TO THE AIRPORT AND JULIE DOESN'T WANT TO COME. 548 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,793 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK... 549 00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:22,028 IN A MINUTE. 550 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:30,436 HEY, DO I GET ALL THE CAKE AND MILK I WANT? 551 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,917 Julie: CLOSE THE DOOR! THERE'S AIR CONDITIONING! 552 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:05,504 I'M GLAD YOU DECIDED YOU'RE GOING TO STAY WITH ME. 553 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:06,973 SO AM I. 554 00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:09,108 WANT TO PLAY FIVE AND TWO? 555 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,209 NO. 556 00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:12,111 WHY NOT? 557 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:19,051 WANT TO READ A BOOK REPORT I WROTE? 558 00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,319 NO, NOT NOW. 559 00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,121 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 560 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,523 WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO ANYTHING? 561 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:27,259 WHY DON'T YOU GO WATCH TELEVISION? 562 00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:28,861 ALL RIGHT. 563 00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:14,533 YOU BETTER WASH THAT OR YOU'LL GET DIARRHEA. 564 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:17,303 THEY'RE NOT WASHED YET. 565 00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:24,376 WHERE'S RON GOING? 566 00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:25,477 COLUMBUS. 567 00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:27,013 WHAT FOR? 568 00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:29,281 TO SEE HARRIETTE. THEY'RE IN LOVE. 569 00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:31,650 WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE CHERRIES? 570 00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:33,085 WHAT CHERRIES? 571 00:32:33,119 --> 00:32:35,521 YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR POCKET! 572 00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:37,489 WANT TO PLAY PING-PONG? 573 00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:38,757 CAN I SERVE? 574 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,127 YEAH, WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN TO. 575 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:56,542 CAN I TAKE THAT ONE OVER? I HURT MY FINGER YESTERDAY. 576 00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:58,644 NO, NO. COME ON, GIVE ME THE BALL. 577 00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:00,079 COME ON, COME ON. 578 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:06,018 OH, CAN -- OH! PLEASE! MY SHOELACE CAME UNTIED! 579 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:07,453 CAN I TAKE THAT ONE -- 580 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,355 CERTAINLY NOT. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 581 00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:21,167 YOU LEANED OVER THE TABLE! THAT'S NOT LEGAL! 582 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,634 3-0 AND IT'S MY SERVE! 583 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:25,204 YOU CHEATER! YOU CHEATER! I HATE YOU! 584 00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:28,274 I'M GONNA TELL EVERYBODY YOU WERE STEALING FRUIT! 585 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,462 YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS BOOK OUT? 586 00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:51,563 WHAT?! 587 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:55,101 YOU -- UH... 588 00:33:57,303 --> 00:34:00,639 OH I'M SORRY. 589 00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:03,309 THERE'S A HOLD ON THIS BOOK OF GAUGUIN'S -- 590 00:34:03,342 --> 00:34:05,844 THERE'S -- 591 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,380 UH, SOMEBODY CALLED US 592 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:12,284 AND ASKED US TO HOLD THIS BOOK FOR THEM. 593 00:34:12,318 --> 00:34:14,553 YOU PUT YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS ON THIS CARD, 594 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:17,289 AND WHEN THE BOOK IS FREE, I'LL SEND YOU A NOTICE. 595 00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:18,357 WHAT?! 596 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:21,160 QUIET! 597 00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:23,429 I'LL SEND YOU A NOTICE! 598 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:24,763 ANY PROBLEM? 599 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:26,598 WHAT? HUH? 600 00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:28,300 NO. 601 00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:31,403 YOU'RE GOING ON A VACATION TOMORROW, AREN'T YOU? 602 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:32,571 YES. 603 00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:34,173 YOU NEED IT. 604 00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:39,378 NATASHA, NATASHA, WATCH THE DESK A SECOND, WILL YOU? 605 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,347 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 606 00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:46,585 LISTEN, YOU WANT THIS BOOK? 607 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:48,520 I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG. 608 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:50,789 I HAVEN'T BEEN IN THAT BOOK OR NOTHING. 609 00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:52,391 YOU CAN SEARCH ME. 610 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,593 I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG. 611 00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:55,827 COME ON DOWN HERE. 612 00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,137 COME HERE. 613 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:07,706 NOW, IF YOU LIKE THE BOOK SO MUCH, 614 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,708 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT HOME? 615 00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:11,710 DO YOU HAVE A LIBRARY CARD? 616 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,912 NO, SIR. I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG. 617 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,847 NO, NO. 618 00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:18,717 A LIBRARY CARD IS WHAT WE GIVE YOU SO YOU CAN TAKE BOOKS HOME. 619 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:21,387 THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE EVERY DAY. 620 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,555 YOU COULD TAKE THE BOOK RIGHT HOME WITH YOU. 621 00:35:23,589 --> 00:35:26,158 WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME AROUND HERE? 622 00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:29,295 I DIDN'T SAY I DIDN'T WANT YOU AROUND HERE. 623 00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:30,696 I LIKE IT HERE. 624 00:35:30,729 --> 00:35:32,731 I KNOW, BUT THE TROUBLE IS, 625 00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:35,801 SOMEDAY, SOMEBODY'S GONNA WANT TO TAKE THIS BOOK 626 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,303 OUT OF HERE SOMETIME. 627 00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:39,371 AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT THAT? 628 00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:42,308 WHY SHOULD I BE WORRIED? NOBODY'S DONE IT YET. 629 00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:47,779 AND HE COMES IN EVERY DAY IN THE MORNING -- 630 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,248 EVERY DAY -- 631 00:35:49,281 --> 00:35:51,583 AND HE ALWAYS TAKES OUT THE SAME BOOK, 632 00:35:51,617 --> 00:35:54,586 AND HE JUST SITS THERE IN THE CORNER ON THE FLOOR 633 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,788 JUST LOOKING AT THE SAME PICTURES. 634 00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,857 I'M ABSOLUTELY STUFFED. 635 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,726 YOU EAT LIKE A BIRD. 636 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:03,695 NEIL, WHAT DOES YOUR FATHER DO? 637 00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:04,963 FOR A LIVING? 638 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,299 MY MOTHER WAS WONDERING. 639 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:08,900 HE'S A CAT BURGLAR. 640 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,236 SERIOUSLY. 641 00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:11,803 REALLY, HE'S A CAT BURGLAR. 642 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:14,506 I DON'T KNOW. TELL HER ANYTHING YOU WANT. 643 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:17,509 A MERCHANT -- TELL HER MY FATHER OWNS A STORE. 644 00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:19,878 WHY DON'T YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS IN ARIZONA? 645 00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:22,481 BECAUSE I'M GROWN-UP -- OR I'M SUPPOSED TO BE -- 646 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:25,484 AND I CAN'T PICK UP AND FOLLOW MY PARENTS WHEREVER THEY GO. 647 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:27,853 THEN WHY DO YOU STAY WITH YOUR AUNT AND UNCLE? 648 00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:30,789 DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO YOUR MOTHER WHY I LIVE WHERE I DO? 649 00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:32,424 IT'S NOT JUST MY MOTHER. 650 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:34,960 I WANTED TO KNOW, TOO. 651 00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:36,962 ARE YOU COLD? 652 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:38,364 NO. 653 00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:40,499 DO YOU WANT TO GO HOME? 654 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,301 NOT UNLESS YOU DO. 655 00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:44,770 NEIL, WHAT ABOUT THE LIBRARY? 656 00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:47,439 WHO WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THAT? 657 00:36:47,473 --> 00:36:48,807 MY FATHER. 658 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,242 AND YOU. 659 00:36:50,276 --> 00:36:51,477 AND ME. 660 00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:56,648 I DON'T KNOW. "WHAT ABOUT THE LIBRARY?" 661 00:36:56,682 --> 00:37:00,319 IT'S NOT MY LIFE'S WORK, BUT IT'S OKAY FOR NOW. 662 00:37:00,352 --> 00:37:01,720 I SOLD SHOES ONCE. 663 00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:04,790 THEN WHEN I GOT OUT OF THE ARMY, THEY PUT ME TO WORK 664 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:07,326 AT MY UNCLE AARON'S REAL-ESTATE COMPANY 665 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:08,594 FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS. 666 00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:09,961 UCK. 667 00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:13,265 I LIKED THE ARMY BETTER THAN BOTH OF THOSE. 668 00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:16,802 I LIKE THE LIBRARY BETTER THAN BOTH OF THOSE, TOO. 669 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,470 ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? 670 00:37:18,504 --> 00:37:21,640 I DON'T SEE WHY IT SHOULD MAKE YOU ANGRY. 671 00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:25,010 I'M NOT ANGRY. HOW CAN I MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND? 672 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:28,847 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY PLANS ARE FOR THE FUTURE. 673 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,849 I'M NOT PLANNING ANYTHING. 674 00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:34,286 BESIDES, I AM NOT A PLANNER, I AM A LIVER. 675 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,455 I'M A PANCREAS. 676 00:38:31,877 --> 00:38:34,880 Man: THE LEAVES HAVE BEGUN TO TURN 677 00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:36,948 AND REDDEN ON THE TREES. 678 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:40,085 SMOKEY FIRES LINE FRATERNITY ROW... 679 00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:43,389 THAT'S JUST RON PLAYING HIS COLUMBUS RECORD. 680 00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:44,690 NO KIDDING. 681 00:39:16,154 --> 00:39:18,790 Carson: ...THE LOVELIEST GIRLS IN THE COUNTRY... 682 00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:22,728 Man: I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 683 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,437 WILL YOU BE HAPPY IF YOU BREAK IT? 684 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:34,372 WILL YOU STOP WORRYING FOR TWO MINUTES? 685 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:38,076 WHERE IS SHE AT 1:00? 686 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,111 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HER? 687 00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:43,081 SHE'S A COLLEGE GIRL NOW, A BIG GIRL. 688 00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:45,016 SHE'S NOT A BABY ANYMORE. 689 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,054 SHE ONLY DOES IT TO AGGRAVATE ME. 690 00:39:49,087 --> 00:39:51,590 SHE MEETS A LOT OF BOYS FROM A NICE FAMILY. 691 00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:54,693 WOULD IT KILL HER TO BRING ONE OF THEM HOME FOR A CHANGE? 692 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:57,095 HOW DO YOU KNOW HE ISN'T FROM A NICE FAMILY? 693 00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:59,565 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS STICK UP FOR HER? 694 00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:02,468 WHATEVER I SAY, IT'S WRONG. SHE'S ALWAYS RIGHT. 695 00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:04,736 ALL I SAID WAS, "HOW DO YOU KNOW --" 696 00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:07,606 HER AGAINST ME -- YOU ALWAYS DO THAT. 697 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,108 ALL RIGHT, LET HER RUIN HER LIFE. 698 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:12,778 WHO CARES WHAT SHE WINDS UP WITH? 699 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:14,846 IT WON'T BE ON MY CONSCIENCE. 700 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,749 I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE STARTING UP AGAIN. 701 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:19,985 WHAT ARE YOU STARTING UP AGAIN FOR? 702 00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:21,587 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HER? 703 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,121 I'M TELLIN' YA, KEEP IT UP! 704 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:26,091 SHE'LL END UP MARRYING A DITCH DIGGER FOR SPITE! 705 00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:27,993 YOU HEAR?! 706 00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:30,562 OH, TURN OFF THE SET. 707 00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:36,602 WILL YOU TURN OFF THE SET, PLEASE? 708 00:40:45,143 --> 00:40:46,812 GOOD NIGHT. 709 00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:50,115 GOOD NIGHT. 710 00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:56,087 DON'T, NEIL. 711 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:58,023 WHY NOT? 712 00:40:58,056 --> 00:41:01,627 I COULD FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU, AND I DON'T WANT TO RIGHT NOW. 713 00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:02,894 WHY? 714 00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:04,630 DON'T I WANT TO? 715 00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:08,066 WHY COULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME? 716 00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:11,870 WELL... I LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK. 717 00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:13,672 IS THAT ALL? 718 00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:17,809 I LIKE YOUR BODY. 719 00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:19,511 I LIKE YOUR MIND. 720 00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:21,547 YOU DON'T LIKE MY BODY? 721 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,648 NO, NO. 722 00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:24,616 THEN IT'S DENIED YOU. 723 00:41:32,924 --> 00:41:35,527 I DON'T WANT TO MAKE LOVE NOW. 724 00:41:35,561 --> 00:41:37,529 WHY? 725 00:41:37,563 --> 00:41:39,064 I DON'T KNOW. 726 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:42,067 I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT. 727 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,635 NEVER? 728 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:48,674 NO. 729 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:52,010 I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT NOW. 730 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:54,946 WHEN? 731 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,883 NEXT TIME I FEEL LIKE IT. 732 00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:03,088 BREN, B-BREN, B-BRENDA, BRENDA. 733 00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:04,590 WHAT?! 734 00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:06,692 COULD I SEE YOU FOR JUST A SECOND, PLEASE? 735 00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:07,959 SHH! 736 00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:09,895 COULD I -- COULD I SEE YOU? 737 00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:12,130 COME HERE. PLEASE COME OVER HERE FOR ONE SECOND. 738 00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:13,599 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 739 00:42:13,632 --> 00:42:15,333 COULD YOU COME OVER TO THE CAR FOR A SECOND? 740 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,835 YOU COME HERE. 741 00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:18,336 I-I CAN'T. 742 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:23,274 WILL YOU CALL ME WHEN YOU GET HOME? 743 00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:26,678 AFTER MY COLD SHOWER OR JUST BEFORE? 744 00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:29,781 WHAT? 745 00:42:29,815 --> 00:42:31,650 COME HERE. 746 00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:34,052 IT'S NOT LISTED. IT'S MY PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER. 747 00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:35,687 OH, BRENDA. 748 00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:38,957 NO. IT'S 242-9970. 749 00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:40,759 BRENDA. SHH! 750 00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:43,662 OHH. 751 00:43:58,303 --> 00:43:59,738 NEIL? 752 00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:02,874 Brenda, are you in bed? 753 00:44:02,908 --> 00:44:04,876 YES. ARE YOU? 754 00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:06,411 Yes. 755 00:44:06,444 --> 00:44:08,346 I'M IN BED WITH YOU. 756 00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:10,181 AND I'M IN BED WITH YOU. 757 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:13,184 YOU KNOW, I HAVE THE SHADES DRAWN, 758 00:44:13,218 --> 00:44:16,454 SO IT'S VERY DARK, AND I CAN'T SEE YOU. 759 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:18,423 I can't see you either. 760 00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:22,060 THAT WAS SO NICE KISSING YOU, NEIL. 761 00:44:22,093 --> 00:44:24,195 I'm still kissing you. 762 00:44:24,229 --> 00:44:27,398 WILL YOU GO TO SLEEP KISSING ME? 763 00:44:27,432 --> 00:44:29,901 I WON'T GO TO SLEEP AT ALL. 764 00:44:29,935 --> 00:44:32,237 DON'T SAY GOODBYE. 765 00:44:32,270 --> 00:44:33,739 I won't. 766 00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:35,974 I LOVE YOU, NEIL. 767 00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:49,821 WHAT'S HE DOING? 768 00:44:49,855 --> 00:44:52,858 HE'S IN THE CLOSET MAKING A PHONE CALL, 769 00:44:52,891 --> 00:44:54,459 THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING. 770 00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:07,205 YOU REALLY MIND TAKING ME TO THIS PARTY, DON'T YOU? 771 00:45:07,238 --> 00:45:09,040 A LITTLE. 772 00:45:09,074 --> 00:45:12,744 I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO MEET SOME OF MY FRIENDS. 773 00:45:12,778 --> 00:45:13,779 WHY? 774 00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:27,959 CAN I HAVE A SCOTCH AND WATER, PLEASE? 775 00:45:27,993 --> 00:45:29,460 ...SINCE WE GOT MARRIED. 776 00:45:29,494 --> 00:45:31,196 HOW'S HER KID? 777 00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:33,364 OH, HE'S TERRIFIC. HE'S ONLY 2 YEARS OLD. 778 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:37,903 PHI EP, RIGHT? 779 00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:39,170 WHAT? 780 00:45:39,204 --> 00:45:42,440 GIVE ME THAT DRINK, WILL YOU? 781 00:45:42,473 --> 00:45:43,975 Z.B.T.! 782 00:45:44,009 --> 00:45:47,412 NO. 783 00:45:53,919 --> 00:45:55,320 SAMMY! 784 00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:57,288 NO! 785 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:01,459 DARTMOUTH, RIGHT? 786 00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:02,994 NO, NO, NO. 787 00:46:05,864 --> 00:46:08,299 I DON'T WANT TO GO. I'M HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME. 788 00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:10,201 WE CAN LEAVE ANYTIME YOU WANT TO. 789 00:46:10,235 --> 00:46:12,537 I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE. 790 00:46:14,405 --> 00:46:16,374 HEY, HEY! 791 00:46:16,407 --> 00:46:18,009 OH, EXCUSE ME. 792 00:46:18,043 --> 00:46:19,410 PHI EP? NEIL. 793 00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:20,946 NO. 794 00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:23,014 WAIT A MINUTE. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. 795 00:46:23,048 --> 00:46:24,315 I'LL GET IT. SAMMY? 796 00:46:24,349 --> 00:46:25,483 NO. 797 00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:27,919 UH, JUST A SECOND. DARTMOUTH? 798 00:46:27,953 --> 00:46:29,187 THAT'S RIGHT. 799 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:31,222 HOW ARE YA? YOU KNOW WHO'S HERE? 800 00:46:31,256 --> 00:46:34,192 YOU'LL NEVER GUESS IN A MILLION YEARS WHO IS HERE. 801 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:36,461 JUST A MOMENT. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. 802 00:46:36,494 --> 00:46:37,929 HE'S HERE. 803 00:46:37,963 --> 00:46:39,931 DARTMOUTH? DARTMOUTH. 804 00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:41,232 DARTMOUTH? HEY! 805 00:46:41,266 --> 00:46:43,068 HOW ARE YA? OKAY. 806 00:46:43,101 --> 00:46:44,602 WHAT YEAR? '66. 807 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:47,372 '64! 808 00:46:47,405 --> 00:46:48,874 I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE. 809 00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:51,076 I CAME HERE TO MAKE 10 NEW FRIENDS. 810 00:46:51,109 --> 00:46:52,978 I'VE ONLY MADE SEVEN SO FAR. 811 00:46:53,011 --> 00:46:54,846 I THINK I SEE -- 812 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,948 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE BEING FUNNY. 813 00:46:56,982 --> 00:46:58,216 HELLO, BRENDA. 814 00:46:58,249 --> 00:46:59,317 HELLO, DON. 815 00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:01,152 ALL RIGHT, WHO WAS THAT? 816 00:47:01,186 --> 00:47:04,089 IT'S DON FARBER, THE BOY I WAS ENGAGED TO. 817 00:47:04,122 --> 00:47:06,024 HE PLAYS BASKETBALL WITH RON. 818 00:47:06,057 --> 00:47:08,459 ONE OF THE FABULOUS FARBER BROTHERS! 819 00:47:08,493 --> 00:47:11,863 I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM WITHOUT HIS LITTLE SHORTS 820 00:47:11,897 --> 00:47:15,000 AND HIS LITTLE SHOES AND THOSE OTHER FOUR GUYS. 821 00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:17,235 MY MOTHER AND FATHER ADORE HIM. 822 00:47:17,268 --> 00:47:19,971 WELL, THAT'S REASON ENOUGH RIGHT THERE 823 00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:21,439 TO BREAK UP WITH HIM. 824 00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:22,974 YEAH, IT WAS. 825 00:47:23,008 --> 00:47:25,043 HOW ABOUT THE FELLA IN THE BLUE BLAZER? 826 00:47:25,076 --> 00:47:26,444 WERE YOU ENGAGED TO HIM, TOO? 827 00:47:26,477 --> 00:47:28,513 HE WAS MY BOYFRIEND IN THE 10th GRADE. 828 00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:30,515 HOW ABOUT THE GUY IN THE WHITE PANTS? 829 00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:32,550 HE WAS MY BOYFRIEND IN THE 11th GRADE. 830 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,352 DIDN'T YOU GO TO SUMMER SCHOOL? 831 00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:36,287 DON'T YOU HAVE ANY OLD GIRLFRIENDS? 832 00:47:36,321 --> 00:47:38,456 NO. I JUST CHEW THEM UP, THROW THEM AWAY. 833 00:47:38,489 --> 00:47:40,158 I LIKE TO KEEP MINE. 834 00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,592 LIKE A COLLECTION. 835 00:47:41,626 --> 00:47:43,294 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 836 00:47:43,328 --> 00:47:44,930 WHAT, ARE YOU MAD? 837 00:47:44,963 --> 00:47:47,032 HUH? WHAT IS IT, ARE YOU MAD? 838 00:47:47,065 --> 00:47:48,366 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 839 00:47:48,399 --> 00:47:51,169 THEY SOUND LIKE MY FATHER'S GENERATION. 840 00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:54,439 YOU SHOULD BE DOING HALF AS WELL AS MOST OF THEM. 841 00:47:54,472 --> 00:47:56,307 IN WHAT WAY, MAKING MONEY? 842 00:47:56,341 --> 00:47:58,643 THAT IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 843 00:47:58,676 --> 00:48:01,079 IT REALLY KILLS YOU, DOESN'T IT -- 844 00:48:01,112 --> 00:48:02,680 THE KIND OF JOB I HAVE? 845 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:05,083 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SAY, THAT I'M PROUD OF IT, 846 00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:07,252 THAT I'D LIKE YOU TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE THERE? 847 00:48:07,285 --> 00:48:09,054 PEOPLE DO, YOU KNOW. 848 00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:11,322 THAT'S JUST FINE IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. 849 00:48:11,356 --> 00:48:13,158 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO, 850 00:48:13,191 --> 00:48:15,126 BUT I KNOW WHAT I DON'T WANT TO DO. 851 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,062 I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE 852 00:48:17,095 --> 00:48:18,930 GRUBBING AROUND FOR MONEY. 853 00:48:18,964 --> 00:48:21,366 LIKE WHO? LIKE MY FRIENDS? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING? 854 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:23,034 OR MAYBE MY FAMILY? 855 00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:25,470 YEAH, YOUR FAMILY -- YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR FRIENDS. 856 00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:27,072 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO, 857 00:48:27,105 --> 00:48:29,207 GROW A BEARD AND SLEEP IN THE PARK? 858 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,942 I DON'T KNOW. PART OF ME. 859 00:48:30,976 --> 00:48:32,277 THEN JUST DO IT! 860 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:34,145 DON'T JUST STAND THERE 861 00:48:34,179 --> 00:48:36,481 AND LOOK DOWN YOUR NOSE AT EVERYTHING. 862 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:38,616 DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT? 863 00:48:38,649 --> 00:48:41,686 I CAN'T GO ALL THE WAY ON EITHER SIDE. 864 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,555 THEY BOTH SEEM SO RIDICULOUS TO ME. 865 00:48:44,589 --> 00:48:46,157 EVERYTHING DOES. 866 00:48:46,191 --> 00:48:49,060 I CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY. 867 00:49:00,138 --> 00:49:01,706 MAKE LOVE TO ME. 868 00:49:04,742 --> 00:49:06,344 YOU DO LOVE ME, DON'T YOU? 869 00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:09,214 I'LL LET YOU MAKE LOVE TO ME WHETHER YOU DO OR NOT, 870 00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:10,715 SO YOU CAN TELL ME THE TRUTH. 871 00:49:10,748 --> 00:49:12,383 STAY AWAY FROM ME. 872 00:49:12,417 --> 00:49:13,451 WHAT? 873 00:49:13,484 --> 00:49:15,220 JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME. 874 00:49:15,253 --> 00:49:19,624 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 875 00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:22,460 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 876 00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:24,395 YOU DO, DON'T YOU? 877 00:49:24,429 --> 00:49:26,397 WHAT? LOVE ME. 878 00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:27,632 NO. 879 00:49:27,665 --> 00:49:29,134 I WANT YOU TO. 880 00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:32,137 WHAT ABOUT THE KIND OF JOB I HAVE? 881 00:49:32,170 --> 00:49:35,140 NO PLANS FOR THE FUTURE, YOU KNOW? 882 00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:39,677 IF YOU LOVE ME, THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 883 00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:42,647 WELL, THEN OF COURSE I LOVE YOU. 884 00:49:55,793 --> 00:49:58,596 LET'S TAKE OFF ALL OUR CLOTHES AND GO SWIMMING. 885 00:49:58,629 --> 00:50:01,266 ARE YOU CRAZY? THERE'S 100 PEOPLE UP THERE. 886 00:50:01,299 --> 00:50:03,168 BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN. 887 00:50:03,201 --> 00:50:04,569 LISTEN, YOU GO IN FIRST, 888 00:50:04,602 --> 00:50:07,105 AND I'LL CLOSE MY EYES AND WAIT FOR YOU, 889 00:50:07,138 --> 00:50:10,441 AND THEN WHEN YOU COME BACK, YOU'LL SURPRISE ME WITH A COAT. 890 00:50:10,475 --> 00:50:13,311 YOU REALLY LIKE GAMES, DON'T YOU? 891 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:15,713 GO AHEAD. I'LL CLOSE MY EYES. 892 00:50:15,746 --> 00:50:17,248 YOU GO IN. 893 00:50:17,282 --> 00:50:19,250 WILL YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES? 894 00:50:19,284 --> 00:50:20,651 NO. 895 00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:22,487 LET'S BOTH GO IN. 896 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,055 I WANT TO KISS YOU. 897 00:50:24,089 --> 00:50:26,424 NO, I WANT TO GO SWIMMING FIRST. 898 00:50:26,457 --> 00:50:28,659 GO AHEAD. GO ON, GO ON, GO ON. 899 00:51:54,579 --> 00:51:56,381 RON'S GETTING MARRIED! 900 00:51:56,414 --> 00:51:57,682 Neil: WHEN? 901 00:51:57,715 --> 00:51:59,650 LABOR DAY. HE'S MARRYING HARRIETTE. 902 00:51:59,684 --> 00:52:01,352 I'M GONNA BE A SISTER-IN-LAW! 903 00:52:01,386 --> 00:52:02,653 YOU ARE? 904 00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:04,555 HI. I'M GONNA BE A SISTER-IN-LAW. 905 00:52:04,589 --> 00:52:06,457 I HEARD THAT. WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? 906 00:52:06,491 --> 00:52:07,825 THIS AFTERNOON. 907 00:52:07,858 --> 00:52:10,261 THEY TALKED LONG DISTANCE FOR A HALF AN HOUR. 908 00:52:10,295 --> 00:52:13,264 HARRIETTE'S GONNA FLY IN NEXT WEEK FOR AN ENORMOUS WEDDING. 909 00:52:13,298 --> 00:52:15,300 MY MOTHER AND FATHER ARE GOING CRAZY. 910 00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:18,169 THEY'VE GOT TO ORDER FLOWERS AND WRITE OUT INVITATIONS, 911 00:52:18,203 --> 00:52:19,870 AND THEY HAVE NO TIME TO DO IT IN. 912 00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:21,906 THE WHOLE FAMILY IS IN AN UPROAR. 913 00:52:21,939 --> 00:52:24,709 OH, AND MY FATHER'S TAKING RON INTO THE BUSINESS. 914 00:52:24,742 --> 00:52:26,844 HE'S GONNA START HIM AT $200 A WEEK, 915 00:52:26,877 --> 00:52:29,714 AND THEN HE'LL HAVE TO WORK HIS WAY UP FROM THERE, 916 00:52:29,747 --> 00:52:31,649 WHICH WILL TAKE UNTIL OCTOBER. 917 00:52:31,682 --> 00:52:33,918 I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE A GYM TEACHER. 918 00:52:33,951 --> 00:52:35,953 NOT NOW. HE HAS RESPONSIBILITIES. 919 00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:39,390 COME ON UPSTAIRS. I'LL TAKE YOU TO YOUR ROOM. 920 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,531 I'D RATHER TAKE YOU TO YOU ROOM. 921 00:52:46,564 --> 00:52:47,565 MAYBE. 922 00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:48,866 ALL NIGHT? 923 00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:50,968 I CAN GET UP EARLY AND GO BACK TO MY ROOM. 924 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,870 AND WAKE UP EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE? 925 00:52:52,903 --> 00:52:54,339 I CAN WAKE MYSELF UP. 926 00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:56,407 I CAN DO THAT EASY WHEN I HAVE TO. 927 00:52:56,441 --> 00:52:57,808 FRONT. FRONT, PLEASE. 928 00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:58,876 COME ON. 929 00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:07,785 OH, YES, THIS IS VERY NICE. 930 00:53:07,818 --> 00:53:10,755 I LIKE YOUR ROOM BETTER. WHERE IS IT? 931 00:53:10,788 --> 00:53:13,458 IT'S AT THE OTHER END OF THE HALL. 932 00:53:13,491 --> 00:53:14,959 LATER. 933 00:53:14,992 --> 00:53:18,763 WHAT HAPPENS IF I CAN'T WAIT? 934 00:53:18,796 --> 00:53:20,731 START WITHOUT ME. 935 00:53:57,502 --> 00:53:59,870 AUNT GLADYS... 936 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:01,606 LEAVE ME ALONE. 937 00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:04,942 HI. 938 00:54:04,975 --> 00:54:06,377 OH, HI. 939 00:54:06,411 --> 00:54:08,979 HEY, CONGRATULATIONS. 940 00:54:09,013 --> 00:54:10,515 THANKS. 941 00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:14,885 BEEN WANTIN' TO TALK WITH YOU. 942 00:54:45,916 --> 00:54:49,520 WELL, IT'S REALLY SOMETHING, HUH? 943 00:54:49,554 --> 00:54:50,888 YEAH. 944 00:54:50,921 --> 00:54:52,923 GETTING MARRIED. 945 00:54:52,957 --> 00:54:54,492 YEAH. 946 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:57,895 SO, HOW'S IT FEEL? 947 00:54:57,928 --> 00:54:59,397 BETTER, THANKS. 948 00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:01,966 FARBER REALLY SMACKED IT UNDER THE BOARDS, 949 00:55:01,999 --> 00:55:04,735 BUT I'LL BE ABLE TO PLAY IN THE NEXT GAME. 950 00:55:04,769 --> 00:55:06,003 THANKS. 951 00:55:06,036 --> 00:55:07,338 NO. 952 00:55:07,372 --> 00:55:10,708 NO, I MEANT GETTING MARRIED. 953 00:55:10,741 --> 00:55:11,776 OH. 954 00:55:11,809 --> 00:55:13,511 OKAY, I GUESS. 955 00:55:13,544 --> 00:55:17,648 I DON'T REALLY KNOW. I'M NOT MARRIED YET. 956 00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:25,423 HEY, YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC? 957 00:55:25,456 --> 00:55:26,824 YES, A LITTLE. 958 00:55:26,857 --> 00:55:29,394 YOU KNOW I GOT ALL THE KOSTELANETZ RECORDS EVER MADE? 959 00:55:29,427 --> 00:55:32,830 YOU LIKE MANTOVANI? I GOT ALL OF HIM, TOO. 960 00:55:32,863 --> 00:55:36,133 I THINK SEMICLASSICAL IS REALLY GREAT. 961 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:39,103 AND YOU CAN LISTEN TO MY COLUMBUS RECORD 962 00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:42,873 ANYTIME YOU'D LIKE. 963 00:55:42,907 --> 00:55:44,742 GREAT. 964 00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:56,687 COMPANY! 965 00:55:56,721 --> 00:56:00,658 AT A TIME LIKE THIS, THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEED! 966 00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:02,527 FOR TWO WEEKS YET! 967 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,794 I ASKED YOU, MOTHER. 968 00:56:03,828 --> 00:56:05,396 YOU ASKED YOUR FATHER. 969 00:56:05,430 --> 00:56:07,565 WELL, I'M THE ONE YOU SHOULD ASK. 970 00:56:07,598 --> 00:56:10,435 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT EXTRA WORK THIS IS FOR ME. 971 00:56:10,468 --> 00:56:13,571 MY GOD, YOU'D THINK WE DIDN'T HAVE CARLOTTA AND JENNY. 972 00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:15,940 CARLOTTA AND JENNY CANNOT DO EVERYTHING. 973 00:56:15,973 --> 00:56:17,975 THIS IS NOT THE SALVATION ARMY. 974 00:56:18,008 --> 00:56:19,810 WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? 975 00:56:19,844 --> 00:56:21,846 YOU WATCH YOUR TONGUE, YOUNG LADY. 976 00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:24,549 THAT MAY BE VERY WELL FOR YOUR COLLEGE FRIENDS, 977 00:56:24,582 --> 00:56:25,783 BUT NOT IN THIS HOUSE. 978 00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:26,951 WILL YOU STOP THAT?! 979 00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:28,919 DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME. 980 00:56:28,953 --> 00:56:31,656 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LIFTED A FINGER 981 00:56:31,689 --> 00:56:32,923 TO HELP AROUND HERE? 982 00:56:32,957 --> 00:56:33,991 I'M NOT A SLAVE. 983 00:56:34,024 --> 00:56:35,826 I'M A DAUGHTER. 984 00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:38,929 YOU OUGHT TO... TO EARN A LIVING. 985 00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:40,130 WHY?! 986 00:56:40,164 --> 00:56:41,532 WHY? 987 00:56:41,566 --> 00:56:43,033 DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHY? 988 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:45,570 BECAUSE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS HOW PRETTY YOU ARE. 989 00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:46,837 WELL, YOU ARE GONNA FIND OUT 990 00:56:46,871 --> 00:56:48,673 THE WORLD DOESN'T OWE YOU A LIVING. 991 00:56:48,706 --> 00:56:50,140 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 992 00:56:50,174 --> 00:56:52,743 IT MEANS THAT YOU SHOULD FIND OUT HOW TO EARN SOME MONEY 993 00:56:52,777 --> 00:56:54,011 AND BUY YOUR OWN CLOTHES. 994 00:56:54,044 --> 00:56:56,647 MY FATHER EARNS ALL THE MONEY HE NEEDS. 995 00:56:56,681 --> 00:56:57,882 OH, YES. 996 00:56:57,915 --> 00:56:59,850 WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT?! 997 00:56:59,884 --> 00:57:02,887 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED THE DISHES? 998 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,189 MY GOD! CARLOTTA WASHES THE DISHES! 999 00:57:05,222 --> 00:57:06,957 DON'T YOU "MY GOD" ME! 1000 00:57:06,991 --> 00:57:09,627 OH, MOTHER, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LIKE THIS? 1001 00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:11,696 YOU BRING A BOY IN THIS HOUSE -- A STRANGE BOY -- 1002 00:57:11,729 --> 00:57:14,031 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 1003 00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:16,901 FOR TWO WEEKS WITHOUT EVEN BOTHERING TO ASK ME. 1004 00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:18,669 A STRANGE BOY. 1005 00:57:18,703 --> 00:57:21,205 DON'T YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU. 1006 00:57:21,238 --> 00:57:23,674 BRENDA'S CRYING. 1007 00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:26,010 YOU'LL GET YOURS, YOU LITTLE BASTARD! 1008 00:57:26,043 --> 00:57:29,814 MOM, BRENDA CURSED ME! BRENDA CURSED ME! 1009 00:57:38,022 --> 00:57:38,989 DAMN HER! 1010 00:57:39,023 --> 00:57:40,525 MAYBE I SHOULD GO. 1011 00:57:40,558 --> 00:57:43,160 THEY'RE GOING VISITING! THANK GOD! 1012 00:57:43,193 --> 00:57:45,029 BRENDA, BRENDA, LOOK -- 1013 00:57:45,062 --> 00:57:47,532 I HOPE THEY NEVER COME BACK. 1014 00:57:47,565 --> 00:57:48,999 RON IS STILL IN HIS ROOM. 1015 00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:50,601 HIS DOOR IS CLOSED. 1016 00:57:50,635 --> 00:57:53,538 WELL, YOU CAN'T HEAR ANYBODY WALK AROUND HERE 1017 00:57:53,571 --> 00:57:56,574 'CAUSE THEY ALL CREEP AROUND IN THEIR SNEAKERS. 1018 00:57:57,942 --> 00:58:00,010 IT'S RON, REALLY, GETTING MARRIED. 1019 00:58:00,044 --> 00:58:02,580 NOW WITH HARRIETTE A MEMBER OF THE FAMILY, 1020 00:58:02,613 --> 00:58:04,081 THEY'LL FORGET I EVEN EXIST. 1021 00:58:04,114 --> 00:58:05,282 THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU. 1022 00:58:05,315 --> 00:58:07,051 WHAT IS THIS? WHAT'S IN HERE 1023 00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:08,185 MONEY! 1024 00:58:11,556 --> 00:58:13,190 WHAT IS THIS? 1025 00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:15,660 OUR OLD FURNITURE. 1026 00:58:15,693 --> 00:58:17,628 YEAH? HOW OLD? 1027 00:58:17,662 --> 00:58:20,531 FROM WHEN WE WERE POOR. 1028 00:58:20,565 --> 00:58:22,166 COME ON. COME ON, WILL YOU? 1029 00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:24,702 I'M GETTING FILTHY. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 1030 00:58:27,104 --> 00:58:29,874 IT'S NOT HERE. 1031 00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:31,075 WHAT? 1032 00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:33,077 I TOLD YOU, THE MONEY! 1033 00:58:33,110 --> 00:58:35,245 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME. WHAT MONEY? 1034 00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:41,251 WHAT MONEY? 1035 00:58:41,285 --> 00:58:44,221 WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND WE JUST MOVED HERE, 1036 00:58:44,254 --> 00:58:46,256 MY FATHER BROUGHT ME UP HERE. 1037 00:58:46,290 --> 00:58:49,059 HE BROUGHT ME INTO THIS ROOM ONE DAY, 1038 00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:51,095 AND HE SAID THAT 1039 00:58:51,128 --> 00:58:53,698 IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO HIM, 1040 00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:55,099 HE WANTED ME TO KNOW 1041 00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:58,335 WHERE THERE WAS SOME MONEY THAT I SHOULD HAVE. 1042 00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:02,039 HE SAID IT WAS FOR ME AND NOT FOR ANYBODY ELSE, 1043 00:59:02,072 --> 00:59:05,309 THAT I SHOULD NEVER TELL ANYBODY ABOUT IT, 1044 00:59:05,342 --> 00:59:09,313 NOT EVEN RON OR MY MOTHER. 1045 00:59:09,346 --> 00:59:12,082 HOW MUCH WAS IT? 1046 00:59:12,116 --> 00:59:16,020 IT WAS THREE $100 BILLS. 1047 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:19,957 I'D NEVER EVEN SEEN ONE BEFORE. 1048 00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:22,627 WHERE IS IT? MAYBE SOMEBODY STOLE IT. 1049 00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:24,228 I DON'T KNOW! 1050 00:59:24,261 --> 00:59:27,164 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS MISSING TILL JUST NOW. 1051 00:59:27,197 --> 00:59:29,099 I GUESS HE TOOK IT AWAY. 1052 00:59:29,133 --> 00:59:31,836 I MEAN, I ALWAYS HAD EVERYTHING, 1053 00:59:31,869 --> 00:59:33,604 SO I DIDN'T NEED THIS, 1054 00:59:33,638 --> 00:59:36,373 AND I GUESS HE KNEW I DIDN'T NEED IT 1055 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,709 AND JUST TOOK IT AWAY ONE DAY. 1056 00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:44,715 WHY'D YOU WANT IT NOW? 1057 00:59:44,749 --> 00:59:46,216 I DON'T KNOW. 1058 00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:52,356 I WANTED TO FIND IT AND RIP IT INTO A THOUSAND PIECES 1059 00:59:52,389 --> 00:59:54,825 AND STUFF THE PIECES IN HER PURSE. 1060 00:59:54,859 --> 00:59:56,761 AND IF IT WOULD'VE BEEN THERE, 1061 00:59:56,794 --> 00:59:59,163 I SWEAR THAT'S WHAT I WOULD'VE DONE. 1062 00:59:59,196 --> 01:00:01,666 I WOULDN'T LET YOU. 1063 01:00:42,106 --> 01:00:44,775 MAKE LOVE TO ME. 1064 01:00:44,809 --> 01:00:45,943 WHAT? 1065 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:47,311 MAKE LOVE TO ME! 1066 01:01:00,024 --> 01:01:01,826 WATCH ME. 1067 01:01:01,859 --> 01:01:05,229 THE BIRDMAN DIES TONIGHT. 1068 01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:07,297 Mrs. Patimkin: SALAD, RONALD. 1069 01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:14,104 CAN I HAVE THE GRAVY, JULIE, PLEASE? 1070 01:01:14,138 --> 01:01:15,706 SALT, PLEASE. 1071 01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:18,876 CAN I HAVE THE CARROTS, DADDY? 1072 01:01:18,909 --> 01:01:21,278 Carlotta: YOU'RE GONNA GET FAT. 1073 01:01:21,311 --> 01:01:22,713 I AM NOT. 1074 01:01:26,150 --> 01:01:28,786 NO, NO MORE FOR ME. THANK YOU. 1075 01:01:28,819 --> 01:01:30,320 HE EATS LIKE A BIRD. 1076 01:01:30,354 --> 01:01:32,289 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1077 01:01:40,898 --> 01:01:46,036 * WALKIN' AND DIGGIN' THE WEATHER * 1078 01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:50,808 * WATCHIN' THE SUN 1079 01:01:50,841 --> 01:01:53,210 * GROOVY JUST BEIN' TOGETHER 1080 01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:57,114 * WHEN THE LOOK THAT I SEE 1081 01:01:57,147 --> 01:02:02,753 * IS A SMILE THAT'S FOR ME 1082 01:02:02,787 --> 01:02:07,424 * IT'S GOTTA BE REAL 1083 01:02:07,457 --> 01:02:11,929 * HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY 1084 01:02:11,962 --> 01:02:13,297 * HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY 1085 01:02:13,330 --> 01:02:18,102 * THE PLAY BEGINS AND THEN WE ENTER ON CUE * 1086 01:02:18,135 --> 01:02:22,206 * THIS KIND OF LOVING'S BEEN LONG OVERDUE * 1087 01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:26,076 * IF YOU LISTEN, YOU CAN LEARN SOMETHIN', TOO * 1088 01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:30,781 * YOU KNOW THAT LOVE'S THE THING IF YOU CAN MAKE IT * 1089 01:02:30,815 --> 01:02:34,852 * BUT IT'S NO GOOD IF YOU HAVE TO FAKE IT * 1090 01:02:34,885 --> 01:02:39,924 * IT'S GOTTA BE REAL 1091 01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:45,896 * IT'S GOTTA BE REAL 1092 01:02:45,930 --> 01:02:55,205 * IF IT'S INSIDE, LET IT SH-O-O-O-O-OW * 1093 01:02:55,239 --> 01:03:06,550 * IF IT'S REAL, SHE'S GONNA KN-O-O-O-O-OW * 1094 01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:09,820 * HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY 1095 01:03:09,854 --> 01:03:11,455 * HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY 1096 01:03:18,262 --> 01:03:20,464 Man on record: THE SEASON WAS UP AND DOWN. 1097 01:03:20,497 --> 01:03:23,100 BY THE TIME THE FIRST SNOW HAD COVERED THE TURF, 1098 01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,535 THERE WAS THE SOUND OF DRIBBLING AND THE CRY... 1099 01:03:25,569 --> 01:03:28,272 WELL, GOOD NIGHT, BRENDA. 1100 01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:30,074 GOOD NIGHT, NEIL. 1101 01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:32,242 SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 1102 01:03:32,276 --> 01:03:34,912 NOW WE'RE READY FOR THE MINNESOTA GAME... 1103 01:03:34,945 --> 01:03:35,980 HI. 1104 01:03:36,013 --> 01:03:37,514 OH. HI. 1105 01:03:37,547 --> 01:03:40,384 ...THERE'LL BE A BIG HAND OF APPRECIATION... 1106 01:03:40,417 --> 01:03:42,519 I HAD MY FIRST DAY OF WORK TODAY. 1107 01:03:42,552 --> 01:03:43,988 OH? HOW WAS IT? 1108 01:03:44,021 --> 01:03:45,155 OKAY, I GUESS. 1109 01:03:45,189 --> 01:03:46,924 I WAS A LITTLE, UM... 1110 01:03:46,957 --> 01:03:50,060 ...HERE COMES RON PATIMKIN DRIBBLING OUT. 1111 01:03:51,561 --> 01:03:55,165 RON, NUMBER 11, FROM PURCHASE, NEW YORK. 1112 01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:57,902 WHAT A GREAT SEASON HE'S HAD. 1113 01:03:57,935 --> 01:04:00,137 FOR BIG RON, IT'S HIS LAST GAME. 1114 01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:03,874 AND IT'LL BE SOME TIME BEFORE BUCKEYE FANS FORGET HIM. 1115 01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:06,443 Announcer: NUMBER 7. 1116 01:04:06,476 --> 01:04:08,045 HERE COMES LARRY GARDNER, 1117 01:04:08,078 --> 01:04:10,547 BIG NUMBER 7, OUT ONTO THE FLOOR... 1118 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:13,117 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO MY ROOM FOR A WHILE 1119 01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:15,119 AND LISTEN TO A COUPLE OF RECORDS? 1120 01:04:15,152 --> 01:04:17,121 NOT RIGHT NOW, RON. I'M A LITTLE TIRED. 1121 01:04:17,154 --> 01:04:19,089 SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! 1122 01:04:19,123 --> 01:04:21,892 YOUR MOTHER'S TRYING TO SLEEP. IT'S A WORKDAY TOMORROW. 1123 01:04:21,926 --> 01:04:23,027 GO TO BED ALREADY! 1124 01:04:24,461 --> 01:04:27,431 WHO DO YOU LIKE BETTER -- MANTOVANI OR KOSTELANETZ? 1125 01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:29,533 I DON'T KNOW. I LIKE 'EM BOTH. 1126 01:04:29,566 --> 01:04:31,435 ME TOO. THAT'S ALL I PLAY. 1127 01:04:35,605 --> 01:04:38,008 WELL, GOOD NIGHT. 1128 01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:39,509 GOOD NIGHT. 1129 01:04:51,555 --> 01:04:54,258 ...WE OFFER OURSELVES TO YOU, THEN, WORLD, 1130 01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:56,160 AND COME AT YOU IN SEARCH OF... 1131 01:04:56,193 --> 01:04:58,662 Johnny Carson: ...DID THE TELEVISION SERIES 1132 01:04:58,695 --> 01:05:01,098 MANY YEARS AGO, I THINK, AROUND 1950 1133 01:05:01,131 --> 01:05:02,499 BEFORE HE WAS KNOWN AT ALL... 1134 01:05:02,532 --> 01:05:04,501 Man on record: ...AND GOODBYE. 1135 01:05:04,534 --> 01:05:09,039 WE WILL MISS YOU IN THE FALL, IN THE WINTER, IN THE SPRING, 1136 01:05:09,073 --> 01:05:11,208 BUT SOMEDAY WE SHALL RETURN. 1137 01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:13,510 TILL THEN, GOODBYE, OHIO STATE. 1138 01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:15,412 GOODBYE, RED AND WHITE. 1139 01:05:18,082 --> 01:05:20,450 GOODBYE, COLUMBUS! GOODBYE! 1140 01:05:20,484 --> 01:05:23,087 * OHIO, OHIO, OHIO * 1141 01:05:27,391 --> 01:05:31,228 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 1142 01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:35,099 I DON'T KNOW. 1143 01:05:35,132 --> 01:05:37,634 ABOUT ME? 1144 01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:39,503 NO. 1145 01:05:39,536 --> 01:05:40,971 YOUR FATHER. 1146 01:05:41,005 --> 01:05:42,506 WHAT ABOUT HIM? 1147 01:05:42,539 --> 01:05:44,008 I LIKE HIM. 1148 01:05:44,041 --> 01:05:45,709 HAS HE ASKED YOU YET 1149 01:05:45,742 --> 01:05:49,179 IF YOU WANT TO GO IN THE BUSINESS? 1150 01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:53,383 WHY? HAS HE SAID SOMETHING TO YOU ABOUT IT? 1151 01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:54,651 NO, BUT HE WILL. 1152 01:05:54,684 --> 01:05:57,021 EVERY SINGLE BOY I GO OUT WITH. 1153 01:05:58,688 --> 01:06:02,292 NICE TO BE IN SUCH A NONEXCLUSIVE CLUB. 1154 01:06:02,326 --> 01:06:05,129 LISTEN, HE MEANS WELL. 1155 01:06:05,162 --> 01:06:07,397 DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 1156 01:06:07,431 --> 01:06:09,033 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. 1157 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:18,175 HEY, SAY, NOW, LISTEN, 1158 01:06:18,208 --> 01:06:20,544 WHERE'D YOU GET THE FUNNY KNUCKLES? 1159 01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:22,712 WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT MY KNUCKLES? 1160 01:06:22,746 --> 01:06:26,150 I KNOW A DOCTOR WHO COULD HAVE YOUR FINGERS FIXED. 1161 01:06:26,183 --> 01:06:27,784 OH! 1162 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:30,587 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 1163 01:06:45,535 --> 01:06:48,638 MORNING, MR. PATIMKIN. 1164 01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:50,674 GOOD MORNING. 1165 01:06:53,243 --> 01:06:54,744 NO, I CANNOT. 1166 01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:57,214 I'VE ONLY GOT A MILLION THINGS TO DO. 1167 01:06:57,247 --> 01:07:00,417 THE MAN FROM THE LIQUOR STORE HASN'T ANSWERED BACK YET. 1168 01:07:00,450 --> 01:07:03,387 I HAVE TO GET DOWN TO THE FLORIST SOMETIME TODAY 1169 01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:05,689 TO MAKE A DECISION ABOUT THE CENTERPIECES. 1170 01:07:05,722 --> 01:07:07,457 HOW CAN I ASK BRENDA? 1171 01:07:07,491 --> 01:07:10,260 SHE WENT TO NEW YORK TO BUY A DRESS FOR THE WEDDING. 1172 01:07:10,294 --> 01:07:12,129 WAIT A MINUTE. I'LL ASK NEIL. 1173 01:07:12,162 --> 01:07:13,463 NEIL -- BRENDA'S FRIEND. 1174 01:07:13,497 --> 01:07:14,731 NEIL! 1175 01:07:14,764 --> 01:07:18,202 I'LL CALL YOU BACK LATER. 1176 01:07:18,235 --> 01:07:20,604 NEIL, DARLING... 1177 01:07:20,637 --> 01:07:23,707 COULD I ASK YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR? 1178 01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:26,743 MR. PATIMKIN HAS SOME, UM, UH, SILVER PATTERNS 1179 01:07:26,776 --> 01:07:28,378 HE WANTS ME TO LOOK AT. 1180 01:07:28,412 --> 01:07:30,647 WOULD YOU DRIVE DOWN TO THE STORE 1181 01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:33,683 AND PICK THEM UP FOR ME? 1182 01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:40,624 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THE TRUCK LOADED! 1183 01:07:40,657 --> 01:07:42,492 YOU'RE GETTIN' PAID BY THE HOUR, 1184 01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:44,461 SO LET'S GET THEM IN THE TRUCK ALREADY! 1185 01:07:44,494 --> 01:07:45,562 COME ON! 1186 01:07:51,835 --> 01:07:53,403 HEY. 1187 01:07:53,437 --> 01:07:55,605 RON, HOW ARE YOU? WHERE'S YOUR FATHER? 1188 01:07:55,639 --> 01:07:56,806 HE'S RIGHT INSIDE. 1189 01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:01,745 ALL RIGHT, LET'S KEEP WORKING! COME ON! 1190 01:08:01,778 --> 01:08:03,847 GET THOSE SINKS LOADED! WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY! 1191 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,783 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I GOT IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF -- 1192 01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:09,153 WAIT A MINUTE. IN A MINUTE I'LL HAVE THEM. 1193 01:08:09,186 --> 01:08:10,387 THERE IT IS. 1194 01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:12,789 YEAH, THE LEDGE BACK, NUMBER 945. 1195 01:08:12,822 --> 01:08:15,459 WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON'T MAKE IT? 1196 01:08:15,492 --> 01:08:17,161 I HAD SIX LAST WEEK! 1197 01:08:17,194 --> 01:08:19,463 GROSSMAN, I'M TELLING YOU THAT I HAD 'EM, 1198 01:08:19,496 --> 01:08:21,598 AND I KNOW THEY'RE STILL MAKIN' 'EM. 1199 01:08:21,631 --> 01:08:23,733 YEAH. SIT, SIT. 1200 01:08:23,767 --> 01:08:25,235 YEAH. 1201 01:08:25,269 --> 01:08:27,704 TOMORROW? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TOMORROW? 1202 01:08:27,737 --> 01:08:30,407 DON'T GIVE ME THE TOMORROW BUSINESS. 1203 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:33,277 THE WORLD COULD BLOW UP TOMORROW. 1204 01:08:33,310 --> 01:08:34,544 TOMORROW! 1205 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:37,547 GROSSMAN, YOU LISTEN TO ME. N-- 1206 01:08:37,581 --> 01:08:39,149 CRAP! 1207 01:08:39,183 --> 01:08:42,786 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE IN TOWN, MY GOOD FRIEND. 1208 01:08:42,819 --> 01:08:43,887 YEAH. 1209 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:46,256 THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 1210 01:08:46,290 --> 01:08:47,724 FINE. 1211 01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:50,327 YEAH, WE'LL BE HERE TILL 5:00. NO LATER. 1212 01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:51,695 MY KID WILL BE HERE. 1213 01:08:51,728 --> 01:08:54,731 YEAH, I BROUGHT HIM INTO THE BUSINESS WITH ME. 1214 01:08:54,764 --> 01:08:56,700 ALL RIGHT, MARTY. BYE-BYE. 1215 01:08:56,733 --> 01:08:57,834 HEY, DAD. 1216 01:08:57,867 --> 01:08:59,836 DID YOU SEND THEM OUT TO LUNCH? 1217 01:08:59,869 --> 01:09:02,506 I THOUGHT I'D SEND SOME NOW AND SOME LATER. 1218 01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:03,740 WHY? 1219 01:09:03,773 --> 01:09:06,276 THAT WAY, SOMEBODY WILL ALWAYS BE HERE. 1220 01:09:06,310 --> 01:09:07,544 NO FANCY DEALS HERE. 1221 01:09:07,577 --> 01:09:09,813 WE ALL GO OUT TO LUNCH THE SAME TIME. 1222 01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:11,248 ALL RIGHT. 1223 01:09:11,281 --> 01:09:12,816 COLLEGE KIDS. 1224 01:09:12,849 --> 01:09:15,885 FOUR YEARS IN COLLEGE, HE CAN'T EVEN LOAD A TRUCK. 1225 01:09:15,919 --> 01:09:17,921 WELL, THEY DON'T TEACH TOO MUCH 1226 01:09:17,954 --> 01:09:20,724 ABOUT TRUCK-LOADING ANYMORE IN COLLEGE. 1227 01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:23,327 THEN WHAT DO THEY TEACH IN COLLEGE? 1228 01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:24,528 ABOUT BOOKS? 1229 01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:26,830 A LOT YOU CAN LEARN FROM BOOKS. 1230 01:09:26,863 --> 01:09:30,200 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING -- IN THE REAL WORLD, 1231 01:09:30,234 --> 01:09:32,302 YOU NEED A LITTLE GANEF IN YOU. 1232 01:09:32,336 --> 01:09:34,271 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, "GANEF"? 1233 01:09:34,304 --> 01:09:35,572 THIEF. 1234 01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:39,876 YOU THINK I'M A SCHMUCK, DON'T YOU? 1235 01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:45,315 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 1236 01:09:45,349 --> 01:09:46,550 THANK YOU. 1237 01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,285 YOU KIDS... THE WAY YOU LOOK AT US 1238 01:09:48,318 --> 01:09:50,387 WHILE WE'RE OUT BATTING OUR BRAINS OUT 1239 01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:52,389 TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING, 1240 01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:55,359 LIKE WE'RE A BUNCH OF FREAKS, AND YOU'RE SOMETHING SPECIAL. 1241 01:09:55,392 --> 01:09:58,528 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING -- WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, 1242 01:09:58,562 --> 01:10:00,397 I FELT EXACTLY LIKE YOU DO. 1243 01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:01,665 HUH? SURPRISE YOU? 1244 01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:05,402 YEAH. 1245 01:10:05,435 --> 01:10:08,505 GROSSMAN, 5:00 TODAY, THE DEAL'S OFF. 1246 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:10,774 THAT'S RIGHT. BY 5:00 OR FORGET IT. 1247 01:10:34,864 --> 01:10:36,933 ONE SECOND. 1248 01:10:36,966 --> 01:10:39,736 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1249 01:10:39,769 --> 01:10:42,272 MY CONTACTS. 1250 01:10:47,977 --> 01:10:50,814 IS EVERYTHING IN ITS PLACE NOW? 1251 01:11:00,390 --> 01:11:03,693 I CAN'T BELIEVE A WEEK COULD GO BY SO FAST. 1252 01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:05,895 LET'S SLOW THE NEXT ONE DOWN. 1253 01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:07,331 WE DON'T HAVE TIME. 1254 01:11:07,364 --> 01:11:08,798 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. 1255 01:11:08,832 --> 01:11:12,569 LISTEN, THE WHOLE HOUSE IS GONNA BE UP IN FIVE MINUTES. 1256 01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:15,004 I'LL ONLY TAKE FOUR. 1257 01:11:22,979 --> 01:11:26,416 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 1258 01:11:26,450 --> 01:11:27,617 SHH! 1259 01:11:27,651 --> 01:11:28,985 UNFAIR! UNFAIR! 1260 01:11:29,018 --> 01:11:30,554 HA HA HA HA! 1261 01:11:30,587 --> 01:11:31,755 SHH! 1262 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:33,990 NEIL, I SPOKE TO MY FATHER LAST NIGHT 1263 01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:36,092 ABOUT YOU COMING TO THE WEDDING. 1264 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:38,995 I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GONNA TALK ABOUT THE WEDDING. 1265 01:11:39,028 --> 01:11:40,530 BUT I WANT YOU THERE. 1266 01:11:40,564 --> 01:11:42,499 I KNOW. SHE DOESN'T -- YOUR MOTHER. 1267 01:11:42,532 --> 01:11:44,534 WELL, SHE'S GONNA BE SO HYSTERICAL 1268 01:11:44,568 --> 01:11:46,503 THAT SHE WON'T KNOW WHO'S THERE. 1269 01:11:46,536 --> 01:11:48,772 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE WEDDING ANYMORE. 1270 01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:49,806 OH, MY GOD. 1271 01:11:49,839 --> 01:11:51,708 ARE YOU GONNA START THAT AGAIN? 1272 01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:56,012 WHAT, SHOULD I LOVE THE FACT 1273 01:11:56,045 --> 01:11:58,948 THAT YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL THE DAY AFTER THE WEDDING? 1274 01:11:58,982 --> 01:12:01,751 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BRING IT UP EVERY FIVE MINUTES. 1275 01:12:01,785 --> 01:12:03,520 I CAN'T HELP IT. I DREAD IT. 1276 01:12:03,553 --> 01:12:04,554 ME TOO. 1277 01:12:04,588 --> 01:12:06,423 YOU DON'T ACT LIKE IT. 1278 01:12:06,456 --> 01:12:08,725 WHAT, WOULD YOU LIKE IT IN WRITING? 1279 01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:09,893 MAYBE. 1280 01:12:09,926 --> 01:12:12,095 THEN CALL MY FATHER'S LAWYER. 1281 01:12:12,128 --> 01:12:14,063 WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S SO PECULIAR 1282 01:12:14,097 --> 01:12:16,366 THAT I LIKE SOME KIND OF COMMITMENT, 1283 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,668 SOME CONCRETE ASSURANCE IT WON'T ALL BE OVER 1284 01:12:18,702 --> 01:12:20,704 TWO DAYS AFTER YOU'RE BACK IN SCHOOL? 1285 01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:26,510 MAY I KNOW YOUR NAME? 1286 01:12:26,543 --> 01:12:31,014 YOU GOT THE MESSAGE. DO YOU HAVE THE PLAN? 1287 01:12:31,047 --> 01:12:34,784 I CAN'T STAND THIS. WE GOTTA BUST OUTTA HERE. 1288 01:12:34,818 --> 01:12:36,586 ARE YOU IN MY CELLBLOCK? 1289 01:12:39,623 --> 01:12:41,691 WHAT KIND OF A COMMITMENT WOULD YOU LIKE? 1290 01:12:41,725 --> 01:12:43,927 I DON'T KNOW. SOME KIND OF SACRIFICE. 1291 01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:46,162 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING SYMBOLIC, A GESTURE. 1292 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,398 HOW ABOUT IF I SACRIFICE MY SISTER? 1293 01:12:48,432 --> 01:12:49,533 NAH. TOO YOUNG. 1294 01:12:49,566 --> 01:12:50,834 YOU WANT MY MOTHER? 1295 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:52,569 NO. BLECTH! TOO OLD. 1296 01:12:52,602 --> 01:12:54,604 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT -- 1297 01:12:54,638 --> 01:12:57,006 IT'S MY SISTER-IN-LAW'S VIRGINITY. 1298 01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:00,410 HEY, YOU THINK SHE AND RON EVER DID IT? 1299 01:13:00,444 --> 01:13:02,045 HARRIETTE? 1300 01:13:02,078 --> 01:13:03,413 NOT A CHANCE. 1301 01:13:03,447 --> 01:13:04,981 COME ON. ARE YOU KIDDING? 1302 01:13:05,014 --> 01:13:07,551 WITH ALL THOSE PILLS? EVERYBODY DOES IT. 1303 01:13:07,584 --> 01:13:09,653 NOT HARRIETTE. SHE'LL NEVER DO IT. 1304 01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:10,987 IT'S MUCH TOO DIRTY. 1305 01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:13,790 HEY, I MEANT TO ASK YOU, ABOUT THOSE PILLS -- 1306 01:13:13,823 --> 01:13:16,560 DON'T YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM IN THE MORNING? 1307 01:13:16,593 --> 01:13:19,429 OR DOESN'T IT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE WHEN YOU TAKE THEM? 1308 01:13:19,463 --> 01:13:20,664 I DON'T TAKE THEM. 1309 01:13:37,013 --> 01:13:39,449 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 1310 01:13:39,483 --> 01:13:43,119 HARD. COME ON. 1311 01:13:43,152 --> 01:13:45,121 BRENDA... 1312 01:13:45,154 --> 01:13:46,856 REALLY HARD. 1313 01:13:46,890 --> 01:13:49,025 WHAT DO YOU TAKE? 1314 01:13:49,058 --> 01:13:50,494 NOTHING. 1315 01:13:50,527 --> 01:13:52,496 TURN OFF THE WATER. 1316 01:13:52,529 --> 01:13:53,863 NOTHING? 1317 01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:55,665 LISTEN, I TRIED THE PILLS, 1318 01:13:55,699 --> 01:13:58,134 BUT THEY MADE ME FAT AND MADE ME SICK. 1319 01:13:58,167 --> 01:14:00,036 AND BESIDES, EVERY SINGLE DAY 1320 01:14:00,069 --> 01:14:03,139 YOU READ SOMETHING NEW ABOUT THEM IN THE PAPER. 1321 01:14:03,172 --> 01:14:06,042 SO I DECIDED I WAS BETTER OFF WITH NOTHING. 1322 01:14:06,075 --> 01:14:10,947 BRENDA...I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT NOTHING. 1323 01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:13,116 YOU MEAN NOTHING? 1324 01:14:18,154 --> 01:14:19,689 IS THAT JULIE GETTING UP? 1325 01:14:19,723 --> 01:14:20,990 YOU DON'T MEAN NOTHING. 1326 01:14:21,024 --> 01:14:22,759 HURRY UP. GET OUT OF HERE. 1327 01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:24,861 THAT'S ALL YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT -- 1328 01:14:24,894 --> 01:14:27,030 THAT SOMEONE'S GONNA FIND ME IN HERE? 1329 01:14:27,063 --> 01:14:29,198 CAN'T YOU HEAR THAT THERE'S SOMEBODY GETTING UP? 1330 01:14:29,232 --> 01:14:31,200 HOW CAN A SENSIBLE, MIDDLE-CLASS JEWISH GIRL 1331 01:14:31,234 --> 01:14:33,169 GO TO BED NIGHT AFTER NIGHT WITH SOMEBODY 1332 01:14:33,202 --> 01:14:35,171 AND NOT USE ANY KIND OF PRECAUTION WHATSOEVER? 1333 01:14:35,204 --> 01:14:37,707 DON'T YOU KNOW THEY MAKE BABIES THAT WAY? 1334 01:14:37,741 --> 01:14:39,208 WHAT DO YOU THINK, 1335 01:14:39,242 --> 01:14:41,911 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO TO BED WITH SOMEBODY ONCE, 1336 01:14:41,945 --> 01:14:43,547 AND, BANG, YOU HAVE A BABY? 1337 01:14:43,580 --> 01:14:45,515 YES, IT'S BEEN KNOWN TO HAPPEN. 1338 01:14:45,549 --> 01:14:46,916 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 1339 01:14:46,950 --> 01:14:49,519 JUST TELL ME THIS -- WILL YOU TELL ME THIS? 1340 01:14:49,553 --> 01:14:51,087 WILL YOU CONCEDE THIS MUCH -- 1341 01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:53,523 IT'S POSSIBLE, RIGHT, TO GET PREGNANT? 1342 01:14:53,557 --> 01:14:55,859 ONE TIME IS ALL THAT'S REALLY NECESSARY 1343 01:14:55,892 --> 01:14:57,193 FOR YOU TO GET PREGNANT. 1344 01:14:57,226 --> 01:14:58,762 THAT'S POSSIBLE, ISN'T IT? 1345 01:14:58,795 --> 01:14:59,929 YES. 1346 01:14:59,963 --> 01:15:01,631 WITH MY LUCK, YOU'RE PREGNANT. 1347 01:15:01,665 --> 01:15:02,899 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1348 01:15:02,932 --> 01:15:04,868 I'M PAST SERIOUS. I'M SUICIDAL! 1349 01:15:04,901 --> 01:15:08,071 ARE YOU SO SPOILED THAT YOU CAN'T IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITY -- 1350 01:15:08,104 --> 01:15:09,673 SHH! DON'T SHUSH ME! 1351 01:15:09,706 --> 01:15:11,941 THAT YOU CAN'T IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITY 1352 01:15:11,975 --> 01:15:14,310 OF SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENING TO YOU?! 1353 01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:16,813 I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS THIS ANYMORE. 1354 01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:19,082 YOU'LL GO TO A DOCTOR THIS AFTERNOON. 1355 01:15:19,115 --> 01:15:20,550 YOU'LL GET SOME PILLS. 1356 01:15:20,584 --> 01:15:21,718 THEY MAKE ME SICK. 1357 01:15:21,751 --> 01:15:23,319 ALL OF THEM? LOTS OF THEM. 1358 01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:24,854 OKAY, YOU KEEP TRYING. 1359 01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:27,090 THEY MAKE ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT KINDS, 1360 01:15:27,123 --> 01:15:29,025 A HUNDRED DIFFERENT KINDS. 1361 01:15:29,058 --> 01:15:31,561 I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THE PILLS, AND THAT'S THE END OF IT. 1362 01:15:31,595 --> 01:15:33,897 IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU DON'T JUST TAKE THE PILLS. 1363 01:15:33,930 --> 01:15:36,165 YOU HAVE TO START TAKING THEM AT A SPECIFIC TIME. 1364 01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:39,335 YOU GET A DIAPHRAGM. 1365 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:43,707 DIAPHRAGM? 1366 01:15:43,740 --> 01:15:45,809 WHAT IF I WON'T? 1367 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:01,791 OH, GO TO HELL. 1368 01:17:04,087 --> 01:17:06,422 DID YOU GET IT? 1369 01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:08,024 MM-HMM. 1370 01:17:08,057 --> 01:17:10,126 WHERE IS IT? 1371 01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:12,696 I'M WEARING IT. 1372 01:17:12,729 --> 01:17:14,063 WHAT? HA. 1373 01:17:14,097 --> 01:17:16,199 BRENDA PATIMKIN. 1374 01:17:16,232 --> 01:17:20,169 BRENDA PATIMKIN, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU. 1375 01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:26,642 COME, MY PUSSYCAT! 1376 01:17:29,979 --> 01:17:32,882 NOW THAT YOU HAVE SPOKEN THE WORDS 1377 01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:36,753 AND PERFORMED THE RITES WHICH UNITE YOUR LIVES, 1378 01:17:36,786 --> 01:17:40,824 I DO HEREBY, IN CONFORMITY WITH THE FAITH OF ISRAEL 1379 01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:42,692 AND IN THE EYES OF GOD 1380 01:17:42,726 --> 01:17:45,795 AND IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LAWS OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK, 1381 01:17:45,829 --> 01:17:48,965 DECLARE YOUR MARRIAGE TO BE VALID AND BINDING. 1382 01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:50,366 I PRONOUNCE YOU, RONALD, 1383 01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:54,237 AND YOU, HARRIETTE, TO BE HUSBAND AND WIFE 1384 01:17:54,270 --> 01:17:56,973 BEFORE GOD AND BEFORE ALL MEN. 1385 01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:41,084 MAZEL TOV! MAZEL TOV! MAZEL TOV! 1386 01:18:54,163 --> 01:18:56,132 Rabbi: CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU. 1387 01:18:56,165 --> 01:18:57,901 Ron: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1388 01:18:57,934 --> 01:19:00,269 AND TO YOU, TOO, SWEETIE. 1389 01:19:00,303 --> 01:19:02,305 CONGRATULATIONS, SIR. 1390 01:19:02,338 --> 01:19:04,841 LOTS OF HAPPINESS TO YOU. 1391 01:19:04,874 --> 01:19:07,944 WELL, THEY DID IT, HUH? THEY GOT MARRIED. 1392 01:19:07,977 --> 01:19:09,345 BEAUTIFUL WEDDING. 1393 01:19:09,378 --> 01:19:12,281 WHEN I GOT MARRIED, WHO KNEW ABOUT BIG WEDDINGS? 1394 01:19:12,315 --> 01:19:14,150 YOU GOT MARRIED, THAT'S IT. 1395 01:19:14,183 --> 01:19:15,885 I LOVED THAT. 1396 01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:19,288 ABSOLUTELY ADORED EVERYTHING, 1397 01:19:19,322 --> 01:19:22,025 AND I LOVE YOUR SON. 1398 01:19:22,058 --> 01:19:25,128 I CAN'T STAND THAT EHRLICH WOMAN. 1399 01:19:25,161 --> 01:19:26,262 CONGRATULATIONS. 1400 01:19:26,295 --> 01:19:27,430 NEIL... 1401 01:19:35,304 --> 01:19:37,006 OH, SEYMOUR, M'CHEI'YEH. 1402 01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:39,408 TODAY IS GONNA BE THE CLASSIEST AFFAIR OF THE YEAR. 1403 01:19:39,442 --> 01:19:42,045 Seymour: NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR OUR KIDS, HUH? 1404 01:19:42,078 --> 01:19:45,414 RON WAS TELLING ME YOU HAVE A VERY INTERESTING JOB. 1405 01:19:45,448 --> 01:19:46,950 I WORK IN THE LIBRARY. 1406 01:19:46,983 --> 01:19:48,317 WONDERFUL. 1407 01:19:48,351 --> 01:19:51,320 YOU MUST GET FIRST CRACK AT ALL THE BESTSELLERS. 1408 01:19:51,354 --> 01:19:53,589 UM... 1409 01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:56,192 SOMETIMES. 1410 01:19:56,225 --> 01:19:58,561 I HOPE I'M NOT BEING TOO PRESUMPTUOUS IN SAYING THIS, 1411 01:19:58,594 --> 01:20:00,229 BUT RON AND I WERE HOPING 1412 01:20:00,263 --> 01:20:02,832 THAT YOU AND BRENDA WOULD DOUBLE WITH US REAL SOON. 1413 01:20:02,866 --> 01:20:05,368 WELL, IT SOUNDS NICE. 1414 01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:11,340 EXCUSE ME. 1415 01:21:02,691 --> 01:21:05,194 YOU'RE NEXT! 1416 01:21:06,595 --> 01:21:09,165 I ONLY GET SUGAR AT WEDDINGS AND BAR MITZVAHS. 1417 01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:11,167 COME ON, KIDDIE. LET'S DANCE. 1418 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,368 LATER, OKAY? 1419 01:21:12,401 --> 01:21:14,170 LATER? PROMISE? 1420 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:16,105 * LATER, LATER, LATER 1421 01:21:16,139 --> 01:21:18,641 HEY, SONNY, COME ON, TAKE A PICTURE. 1422 01:21:18,674 --> 01:21:20,209 JUST MOLLY AND ME. 1423 01:21:20,243 --> 01:21:21,610 Man: WHY NOT? 1424 01:21:21,644 --> 01:21:23,246 TAKE A PICTURE. 1425 01:21:23,279 --> 01:21:24,380 READY? 1426 01:21:24,413 --> 01:21:25,548 READY! 1427 01:21:25,581 --> 01:21:26,916 SMILE! 1428 01:21:26,950 --> 01:21:29,218 HARRY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1429 01:21:29,252 --> 01:21:30,219 OH! 1430 01:21:30,253 --> 01:21:31,254 THANK YOU. 1431 01:21:40,629 --> 01:21:43,632 HI, YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS, YOU'RE NEXT. 1432 01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:45,468 BY THE WAY, SWEETIE, 1433 01:21:45,501 --> 01:21:49,605 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOURSELF THIS SUMMER? 1434 01:21:49,638 --> 01:21:51,207 GROWING A PENIS. 1435 01:21:58,647 --> 01:22:00,449 ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? 1436 01:22:00,483 --> 01:22:02,218 OH, WONDERFUL. 1437 01:22:16,499 --> 01:22:18,634 SO I TOLD HIM TO PICK OUT A HOUSE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 1438 01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:20,669 MAKE IT EASY FOR US TO VISIT THEM, VICE VERSA. 1439 01:22:20,703 --> 01:22:22,571 SO THEY'RE GONNA HAVE A CONFERENCE ABOUT IT. 1440 01:22:22,605 --> 01:22:24,507 EVERYTHING TODAY IS A CONFERENCE WITH THE KIDS. 1441 01:22:42,425 --> 01:22:44,693 ARE YOU MESHUGA? IT'S WAY OVER 1,000 YARDS. 1442 01:22:44,727 --> 01:22:46,529 WHO ARE YOU CALLING MESHUGA? 1443 01:22:46,562 --> 01:22:47,530 LET'S MEASURE IT. 1444 01:22:47,563 --> 01:22:48,497 LET'S MEASURE IT. 1445 01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:53,169 WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 1446 01:22:53,202 --> 01:22:55,438 THAT'S UNCLE MAX AND UNCLE MANNY. 1447 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:58,107 THEY'RE IN THE CARPET BUSINESS TOGETHER. 1448 01:22:58,141 --> 01:22:59,208 AHH. 1449 01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:08,617 HELLO, NEIL. HOW ARE YOU? 1450 01:23:08,651 --> 01:23:10,553 MIND IF I DANCE WITH BRENDA? 1451 01:23:10,586 --> 01:23:12,688 NO, NOT AT ALL, IF SHE WANTS TO. 1452 01:23:12,721 --> 01:23:13,756 OKAY? 1453 01:23:13,789 --> 01:23:15,058 COME ON. 1454 01:23:39,215 --> 01:23:40,383 SO... 1455 01:23:40,416 --> 01:23:42,151 YOU'RE BRENDA'S BOYFRIEND, HUH? 1456 01:23:42,185 --> 01:23:45,788 YOU GOT A GOOD DEAL THERE, BOY, IF YOU DON'T LOUSE IT UP. 1457 01:23:45,821 --> 01:23:48,224 THANK YOU. SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL. 1458 01:23:48,257 --> 01:23:49,725 BEAUTIFUL, NOT BEAUTIFUL. 1459 01:23:49,758 --> 01:23:52,461 IF YOU'RE ALI KHAN, YOU WORRY ABOUT MOVIE STARS. 1460 01:23:52,495 --> 01:23:53,829 ME, I'M A PRACTICAL MAN. 1461 01:23:53,862 --> 01:23:55,631 ON THE BOTTOM, YOU GOTTA BE. 1462 01:24:07,643 --> 01:24:10,313 YOU KNOW HOW OLD I WAS BEFORE I GOT MARRIED? 1463 01:24:10,346 --> 01:24:12,481 35 YEARS OLD, AND I STILL DON'T KNOW 1464 01:24:12,515 --> 01:24:14,817 WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A HURRY I WAS IN. 1465 01:25:10,306 --> 01:25:12,908 SON OF A BITCH WHO INVENTED THE FLUORESCENT BULB 1466 01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:14,343 SHOULD DROP DEAD. 1467 01:25:14,377 --> 01:25:16,445 THEY NEVER WEAR OUT -- THOSE THINGS. 1468 01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:18,914 YOU KNOW THAT? THEY COULD RUN FOR YEARS... 1469 01:25:18,947 --> 01:25:19,915 LEO! 1470 01:25:19,948 --> 01:25:20,883 BEN! 1471 01:25:23,419 --> 01:25:25,521 HEY, YOU KIDS HAVING A GOOD TIME? 1472 01:25:25,554 --> 01:25:27,690 IT'S A FINE WEDDING, MR. PATIMKIN. 1473 01:25:27,723 --> 01:25:28,924 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1474 01:25:28,957 --> 01:25:30,426 SO? 1475 01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:32,695 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT BROTHER OF YOURS 1476 01:25:32,728 --> 01:25:34,230 GETTING MARRIED? 1477 01:25:34,263 --> 01:25:36,332 YOU LIKE WEDDINGS, DON'T YOU, DADDY? 1478 01:25:36,365 --> 01:25:37,700 I LIKE MY KID'S WEDDING. 1479 01:25:37,733 --> 01:25:39,635 I DON'T EVEN OWN AN AUTOMOBILE. 1480 01:25:39,668 --> 01:25:41,737 HIS BROTHER, AND I DON'T OWN A CAR. 1481 01:25:41,770 --> 01:25:43,672 I TAKE THE TRAIN WHEREVER I GO. 1482 01:25:43,706 --> 01:25:48,711 ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD THAT YOU WANT, 1483 01:25:48,744 --> 01:25:51,614 YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET FROM ME. 1484 01:25:57,620 --> 01:26:00,456 BECAUSE, BRENDA... 1485 01:26:02,625 --> 01:26:06,495 ...YOU'VE BEEN A GOOD GIRL. 1486 01:26:06,529 --> 01:26:10,799 YOU GET GOOD MARKS IN SCHOOL AND, UH... 1487 01:26:12,901 --> 01:26:16,572 ...YOU'VE GIVEN ME A LOT OF KNOCKERS... 1488 01:26:16,605 --> 01:26:19,442 OUT OF JOY. 1489 01:26:19,475 --> 01:26:21,777 ALL MY CHILDREN HAVE. 1490 01:26:21,810 --> 01:26:25,981 AND BELIEVE ME, FOR A MILLION DOLLARS, 1491 01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:30,519 NOBODY IN THIS WORLD COULD BUY THAT JOY. 1492 01:26:30,553 --> 01:26:32,455 AW, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1493 01:26:36,292 --> 01:26:38,994 I'M NOT KIDDING MYSELF. 1494 01:26:39,027 --> 01:26:42,765 RON IS NOT THE BRAINIEST BOY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 1495 01:26:45,268 --> 01:26:49,605 BUT HE'S A NICE BOY. HE REALLY IS A NICE BOY. 1496 01:26:49,638 --> 01:26:52,775 AND BELIEVE ME, IN THESE DAYS, 1497 01:26:52,808 --> 01:26:55,478 IT'S ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT. 1498 01:26:55,511 --> 01:26:59,382 I MEAN, 'CAUSE YOU READ IN THE PAPERS, 1499 01:26:59,415 --> 01:27:03,252 ALL THE BOYS TODAY -- THE CHILDREN -- 1500 01:27:03,286 --> 01:27:06,255 GET IN TROUBLE. 1501 01:27:06,289 --> 01:27:11,260 THEY DON'T HAVE ANY SENSE OF MORALS, YOU KNOW? 1502 01:27:11,294 --> 01:27:14,530 I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 1503 01:27:14,563 --> 01:27:18,267 I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR THEIR PARENTS, 1504 01:27:18,301 --> 01:27:19,902 BECAUSE... 1505 01:27:19,935 --> 01:27:23,639 I KNOW HOW UNHAPPY YOUR MOTHER AND I WOULD BE 1506 01:27:23,672 --> 01:27:27,276 IF WE WERE IN THEIR POSITION. 1507 01:27:27,310 --> 01:27:29,278 AND... 1508 01:27:29,312 --> 01:27:32,948 I THANK GOD EVERY DAY -- 1509 01:27:32,981 --> 01:27:35,551 EVERY DAY -- 1510 01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:38,287 THAT I HAVE CHILDREN I CAN TRUST. 1511 01:27:41,324 --> 01:27:44,327 SO WHEN YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL, 1512 01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:47,630 AND YOU'RE SHIVERING AND IT'S COLD 1513 01:27:47,663 --> 01:27:50,299 AND EVERYTHING IS MISERABLE, 1514 01:27:50,333 --> 01:27:53,602 GO TO A STORE IN BOSTON, 1515 01:27:53,636 --> 01:28:00,543 BUY YOURSELF A LEATHER COAT WITH A FOX-FUR COLLAR. 1516 01:28:00,576 --> 01:28:02,578 NOW... 1517 01:28:04,913 --> 01:28:08,083 WHY? WHY? IT'S A WEDDING. 1518 01:28:08,116 --> 01:28:10,386 IT'S A WEDDING! 1519 01:28:32,508 --> 01:28:35,344 ANYTHING MY DAUGHTER WANTS IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 1520 01:28:35,378 --> 01:28:37,446 THERE'S NOT A BUSINESS IN THE WORLD 1521 01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:38,781 CAN'T USE ANOTHER PERSON. 1522 01:29:05,474 --> 01:29:08,010 Ben: IT WAS A HELL OF A WEDDING. 1523 01:29:08,043 --> 01:29:09,378 Man: A-OKAY. 1524 01:29:14,483 --> 01:29:17,119 CARLOTTA, FLOWERS. 1525 01:29:17,152 --> 01:29:18,120 OH. 1526 01:29:18,153 --> 01:29:20,723 BEN, GET JULIE. 1527 01:29:20,756 --> 01:29:23,659 HARRY. 1528 01:29:23,692 --> 01:29:24,793 HARRY. 1529 01:29:24,827 --> 01:29:26,795 HARRY, WAKE UP ALREADY! 1530 01:29:26,829 --> 01:29:27,830 WHAT? 1531 01:29:27,863 --> 01:29:29,665 I MUST'VE DOZED. 1532 01:29:36,972 --> 01:29:39,975 TSATSKELEH. 1533 01:29:40,008 --> 01:29:43,712 OOH, I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED, DARLING. 1534 01:29:43,746 --> 01:29:44,913 I KNOW. 1535 01:29:44,947 --> 01:29:50,052 I GOT MORE BRAINS IN MY PINKIE 1536 01:29:50,085 --> 01:29:57,159 THAN MY BROTHER BEN... HAS IN HIS WHOLE BODY. 1537 01:29:57,192 --> 01:30:00,028 WHY -- WHY -- 1538 01:30:00,062 --> 01:30:07,970 WHY'S HE AT THE TOP AND ME AT THE BOTTOM? 1539 01:30:08,003 --> 01:30:09,438 WHY? 1540 01:30:09,472 --> 01:30:10,639 WHY?! 1541 01:30:10,673 --> 01:30:13,842 YOUR WIFE AND YOUR CHILD ARE EXHAUSTED. 1542 01:30:13,876 --> 01:30:15,778 GO HOME. 1543 01:30:20,082 --> 01:30:23,552 YOU'LL GO -- 1544 01:30:23,586 --> 01:30:27,155 YOU'LL GO FAR. 1545 01:30:27,189 --> 01:30:31,994 YOU'RE A SMART BOY. 1546 01:30:32,027 --> 01:30:34,029 PLAY IT SAFE. 1547 01:30:34,062 --> 01:30:37,132 DON'T LOUSE THINGS UP. 1548 01:30:37,165 --> 01:30:43,672 THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, IT'LL BE YOUR WEDDING. 1549 01:31:18,807 --> 01:31:20,509 WHERE WERE YOU? 1550 01:31:20,543 --> 01:31:23,278 WHERE WERE YOU? 1551 01:31:23,311 --> 01:31:25,080 LOOKING FOR YOU. 1552 01:31:25,113 --> 01:31:28,917 I WENT OUT FOR A WALK WITH DON. 1553 01:31:28,951 --> 01:31:32,788 I-I DRANK TOO MUCH AND GOT SICK. 1554 01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:34,723 I FEEL TERRIBLE. 1555 01:31:42,097 --> 01:31:44,166 OH, WHAT A HORRIBLE WAY 1556 01:31:44,199 --> 01:31:47,269 TO SPEND OUR LAST NIGHT TOGETHER. 1557 01:32:05,253 --> 01:32:10,292 * WHEN YOU 1558 01:32:10,325 --> 01:32:14,296 * FIRST CAME TO ME 1559 01:32:14,329 --> 01:32:18,967 * I WASN'T SURE 1560 01:32:19,001 --> 01:32:23,972 * WHAT KIND OF GAME IT WOULD BE * 1561 01:32:24,006 --> 01:32:28,677 * BUT SURPRISE 1562 01:32:28,711 --> 01:32:33,582 * OF SURPRISES 1563 01:32:33,616 --> 01:32:37,820 * YOU WERE SO KIND TO ME 1564 01:32:37,853 --> 01:32:43,792 * OH, MY LADY 1565 01:32:43,826 --> 01:32:48,030 * SO KIND TO ME 1566 01:32:48,063 --> 01:32:52,868 * AND THE WAY 1567 01:32:52,901 --> 01:32:57,305 * YOU WOULD TEASE ME 1568 01:32:57,339 --> 01:33:01,109 * SOON BEGAN 1569 01:33:01,143 --> 01:33:05,147 * BEGAN TO PLEASE ME 1570 01:33:06,882 --> 01:33:09,151 Brenda: I HAVE BAD NEWS. I CAN'T COME IN NEXT WEEK. 1571 01:33:09,184 --> 01:33:10,819 Neil: I JUST GOT YOUR LETTER. 1572 01:33:10,853 --> 01:33:12,220 WHY DON'T YOU COME UP HERE? 1573 01:33:12,254 --> 01:33:13,221 I CAN'T, REALLY. 1574 01:33:13,255 --> 01:33:15,190 IT'S THE JEWISH HOLIDAY. 1575 01:33:15,223 --> 01:33:19,261 MY AUNT IS HAVING THE WHOLE FAMILY OVER FOR DINNER. 1576 01:33:19,294 --> 01:33:23,131 I'll get a hotel room. 1577 01:33:24,667 --> 01:33:26,735 YOU CERTAINLY MAKE IT TEMPTING. 1578 01:33:45,087 --> 01:33:46,121 HI. 1579 01:33:46,154 --> 01:33:47,189 HELLO. 1580 01:33:51,359 --> 01:33:54,429 DID YOU GET MY SUITCASE? 1581 01:33:54,462 --> 01:33:55,964 YEAH. 1582 01:34:12,147 --> 01:34:15,350 I HAVE A RESERVATION -- MR. AND MRS. NEIL KLUGMAN. 1583 01:34:15,383 --> 01:34:17,352 ARTHUR! 1584 01:34:25,260 --> 01:34:27,195 FOLLOW HIM. 1585 01:34:55,290 --> 01:34:57,092 YOUR HEART'S POUNDING. 1586 01:34:57,125 --> 01:34:58,093 I KNOW. 1587 01:34:58,126 --> 01:35:00,128 ARE YOU NERVOUS? 1588 01:35:00,162 --> 01:35:01,296 NO. 1589 01:35:11,473 --> 01:35:14,109 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1590 01:35:14,142 --> 01:35:16,979 SOMETHING THE MATTER? 1591 01:35:20,783 --> 01:35:21,917 YES. 1592 01:35:21,950 --> 01:35:23,285 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 1593 01:35:23,318 --> 01:35:26,321 YOU DIDN'T MENTION ANYTHING ON THE PHONE. 1594 01:35:26,354 --> 01:35:29,157 I ONLY FOUND OUT ABOUT IT TODAY. 1595 01:35:29,191 --> 01:35:30,392 WHAT? 1596 01:35:32,995 --> 01:35:35,030 THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT US. 1597 01:35:38,834 --> 01:35:44,172 ABOUT US SLEEPING TOGETHER THIS SUMMER. 1598 01:35:44,206 --> 01:35:48,143 I DON'T GET IT. 1599 01:35:48,176 --> 01:35:50,478 MY MOTHER FOUND THE THING. 1600 01:35:50,512 --> 01:35:52,147 THE DIAPHRAGM? 1601 01:35:52,180 --> 01:35:53,281 YES. 1602 01:35:53,315 --> 01:35:54,783 WHERE? 1603 01:35:54,817 --> 01:35:59,087 SHE WAS CLEANING OUT THE DRESSER. 1604 01:35:59,121 --> 01:36:02,357 THE DRESSER IN YOUR HOME? 1605 01:36:02,390 --> 01:36:04,459 OF COURSE IN MY HOME. 1606 01:36:04,492 --> 01:36:06,929 YOU LEFT THE THING HOME? 1607 01:36:06,962 --> 01:36:10,498 WELL, I DIDN'T PLAN ON USING IT HERE. 1608 01:36:10,532 --> 01:36:12,968 WELL, SUPPOSE I CAME UP. 1609 01:36:13,001 --> 01:36:16,939 I MEAN, I HAVE COME UP. WHAT ABOUT THAT? 1610 01:36:16,972 --> 01:36:18,907 I THOUGHT I'D GO HOME FIRST. 1611 01:36:18,941 --> 01:36:22,210 COULDN'T YOU CARRY IT WITH YOU LIKE A TOOTHBRUSH? 1612 01:36:22,244 --> 01:36:24,146 ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY? 1613 01:36:24,179 --> 01:36:26,481 NO, NO. WHY'D YOU LEAVE IT HOME? 1614 01:36:26,514 --> 01:36:30,853 I TOLD YOU, I THOUGHT I'D GO DOWN THERE FIRST. 1615 01:36:30,886 --> 01:36:33,088 BRENDA, BRENDA, LOOK... 1616 01:36:33,121 --> 01:36:36,124 LISTEN, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 1617 01:36:36,158 --> 01:36:40,095 SUPPOSE YOU DID GO HOME AND THEN YOU CAME BACK UP. 1618 01:36:40,128 --> 01:36:42,064 WOULDN'T YOU CARRY IT -- 1619 01:36:42,097 --> 01:36:45,100 WOULDN'T YOU CARRY IT WITH YOU THEN? 1620 01:36:45,133 --> 01:36:47,469 I DON'T KNOW. 1621 01:36:52,607 --> 01:36:55,944 WHAT DID SHE DO, CALL YOU ON THE PHONE? 1622 01:36:55,978 --> 01:36:59,114 NO, THEY EACH WROTE ME A LITTLE LETTER. 1623 01:36:59,147 --> 01:37:01,316 LOOK IN MY BAG, READ THEM. 1624 01:37:01,349 --> 01:37:02,484 GO AHEAD. 1625 01:37:08,290 --> 01:37:11,026 READ MY FATHER'S FIRST. 1626 01:37:27,442 --> 01:37:29,611 SHE NEVER LOOKED IN YOUR DRAWER BEFORE? 1627 01:37:29,644 --> 01:37:31,413 I DON'T KNOW. HOW DO I KNOW? 1628 01:37:31,446 --> 01:37:33,481 MAYBE SHE DID, AND MAYBE SHE DIDN'T. 1629 01:37:33,515 --> 01:37:35,417 I COULDN'T THINK OF EVERYTHING. 1630 01:37:35,450 --> 01:37:37,085 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1631 01:37:37,119 --> 01:37:39,254 WHAT ARE YOU CONFUSING EVERYTHING FOR? 1632 01:37:39,287 --> 01:37:42,624 YOU KNOW, YOU ACT AS THOUGH I DID IT ON PURPOSE. 1633 01:37:42,657 --> 01:37:44,192 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? 1634 01:37:44,226 --> 01:37:45,260 I DON'T KNOW. 1635 01:37:45,293 --> 01:37:46,628 NEIL, ARE YOU CRAZY? 1636 01:37:46,661 --> 01:37:49,431 BRENDA...BRENDA, WHAT COULD BE CRAZIER 1637 01:37:49,464 --> 01:37:51,333 THAN LEAVING THAT THING THERE? 1638 01:37:51,366 --> 01:37:53,101 IT WAS AN OVERSIGHT. 1639 01:37:53,135 --> 01:37:55,303 NOW IT'S AN OVERSIGHT. BEFORE IT WAS DELIBERATE. 1640 01:37:55,337 --> 01:37:57,439 IT WAS AN OVERSIGHT ABOUT THE DRAWER. 1641 01:37:57,472 --> 01:37:59,507 IT WAS NOT AN OVERSIGHT ABOUT LEAVING IT. 1642 01:37:59,541 --> 01:38:01,309 BRENDA, DARLING, DARLING, 1643 01:38:01,343 --> 01:38:03,946 WOULDN'T THE SAFEST, SMARTEST, EASIEST, SIMPLEST THING 1644 01:38:03,979 --> 01:38:05,613 HAVE BEEN TO TAKE THAT WITH YOU? 1645 01:38:05,647 --> 01:38:08,450 NOW, WOULDN'T THAT HAVE BEEN THE SMARTEST THING TO DO? 1646 01:38:08,483 --> 01:38:11,419 YOU KEEP MAKING IT SEEM AS THOUGH I WANTED HER TO FIND IT. 1647 01:38:11,453 --> 01:38:13,288 DO YOU THINK I NEED THIS? 1648 01:38:13,321 --> 01:38:15,057 I CAN'T EVEN GO HOME ANYMORE. 1649 01:38:15,090 --> 01:38:16,091 IS THAT SO? 1650 01:38:16,124 --> 01:38:17,259 YES! 1651 01:38:17,292 --> 01:38:18,927 NO! NO! NO! IT ISN'T SO! 1652 01:38:18,961 --> 01:38:20,996 YOUR FATHER WILL BE WAITING THERE 1653 01:38:21,029 --> 01:38:23,331 WITH TWO COATS AND HALF A DOZEN DRESSES! 1654 01:38:23,365 --> 01:38:24,532 WHAT ABOUT MY MOTHER? 1655 01:38:24,566 --> 01:38:26,201 IT'LL BE THE SAME WITH HER! 1656 01:38:26,234 --> 01:38:28,203 NEIL, DON'T BE ABSURD. 1657 01:38:28,236 --> 01:38:30,338 I CAN'T EVEN FACE THEM. 1658 01:38:30,372 --> 01:38:32,374 WHY CAN'T YOU FACE THEM? DID YOU DO ANYTHING WRONG? 1659 01:38:32,407 --> 01:38:35,443 LOOK AT THE REALITY OF IT, WILL YOU? 1660 01:38:35,477 --> 01:38:37,545 DID YOU DO ANYTHING WRONG? 1661 01:38:37,579 --> 01:38:41,116 THEY THINK IT'S WRONG. THEY'RE MY PARENTS. 1662 01:38:41,149 --> 01:38:43,485 BUT DO YOU THINK IT'S WRONG? 1663 01:38:43,518 --> 01:38:45,220 THAT DOESN'T MATTER. 1664 01:38:45,253 --> 01:38:46,454 IT DOES TO ME. 1665 01:38:46,488 --> 01:38:48,390 NOW WHAT ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF? 1666 01:38:48,423 --> 01:38:50,125 YOU ARE GUILTY OF SOME THINGS, BRENDA. 1667 01:38:50,158 --> 01:38:51,426 WHAT?! 1668 01:38:51,459 --> 01:38:53,962 OF LEAVING THE GODDAMN DIAPHRAGM THERE! 1669 01:38:53,996 --> 01:38:55,630 DON'T START GIVING ME 1670 01:38:55,663 --> 01:38:59,034 ANY OF YOUR PSYCHOANALYTIC CRAP NOW! 1671 01:38:59,067 --> 01:39:01,236 WHY DID YOU LEAVE IT HOME? 1672 01:39:01,269 --> 01:39:04,172 BECAUSE YOU WANTED HER TO FIND IT. 1673 01:39:04,206 --> 01:39:05,373 WHY? 1674 01:39:05,407 --> 01:39:08,543 I DON'T KNOW, BRENDA. WHY? 1675 01:39:13,581 --> 01:39:18,353 WHAT DOES YOUR FATHER CAPITALIZE ALL THESE LETTERS FOR? 1676 01:39:18,386 --> 01:39:21,189 MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS. MY GOD. 1677 01:39:21,223 --> 01:39:22,457 "AS FOR YOUR MISTAKE, 1678 01:39:22,490 --> 01:39:24,526 IT TAKES TWO --" CAPITAL "T" -- 1679 01:39:24,559 --> 01:39:26,728 "TO MAKE A MISTAKE --" CAPITAL "M." 1680 01:39:26,761 --> 01:39:30,098 "AND NOW THAT YOU WILL BE AWAY AT SCHOOL AND FROM HIM 1681 01:39:30,132 --> 01:39:33,635 "AND WHAT YOU GOT INVOLVED IN, YOU WILL PROBABLY DO ALL RIGHT. 1682 01:39:33,668 --> 01:39:35,670 "I HAVE EVERY FAITH YOU WILL --" CAPITAL "F." 1683 01:39:35,703 --> 01:39:37,205 "YOUR FATHER." 1684 01:39:37,239 --> 01:39:39,007 YOUR FATHER, YOUR FATHER, YOUR FATHER. 1685 01:39:44,446 --> 01:39:46,514 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 1686 01:39:50,052 --> 01:39:52,687 NEIL, BE REALISTIC. HOW CAN I TAKE YOU HOME? 1687 01:39:52,720 --> 01:39:55,757 CAN YOU JUST SEE US ALL SITTING AROUND THE TABLE, 1688 01:39:55,790 --> 01:39:57,492 HAVING THANKSGIVING DINNER? 1689 01:40:01,196 --> 01:40:02,497 NEIL, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1690 01:40:02,530 --> 01:40:04,199 THEY'RE MY PARENTS. 1691 01:40:04,232 --> 01:40:06,668 THEY'VE GIVEN ME EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED, 1692 01:40:06,701 --> 01:40:08,236 HAVEN'T THEY? 1693 01:40:11,806 --> 01:40:14,142 HOW COULD I NOT GO HOME? 1694 01:40:15,510 --> 01:40:16,678 I HAVE TO GO HOME. 1695 01:40:20,782 --> 01:40:23,085 NEIL, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 1696 01:40:26,621 --> 01:40:28,690 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING! 1697 01:40:28,723 --> 01:40:31,493 ALL YOU'VE EVER DONE IS ACCUSE ME OF THINGS 1698 01:40:31,526 --> 01:40:33,661 AND CRITICIZE ME AND ANALYZE ME, 1699 01:40:33,695 --> 01:40:36,398 TELLING ME, "WHY DON'T I HAVE THIS FIXED? 1700 01:40:36,431 --> 01:40:38,233 WHY DON'T I HAVE THAT FIXED?" 1701 01:40:38,266 --> 01:40:39,601 AS IF IT WERE MY FAULT 1702 01:40:39,634 --> 01:40:41,769 THAT I COULDN'T HAVE THEM FIXED. 1703 01:41:06,361 --> 01:41:11,666 * WHEN YOU 1704 01:41:11,699 --> 01:41:14,802 * FIRST CAME TO ME... 1705 01:41:14,836 --> 01:41:17,839 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 1706 01:41:17,872 --> 01:41:20,508 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY PARAMOUNT DOMESTIC TELEVISION 1707 01:41:20,542 --> 01:41:25,680 * ...WHAT KIND OF GAME IT WOULD BE * 1708 01:41:25,713 --> 01:41:30,118 * BUT SURPRISE 1709 01:41:30,152 --> 01:41:34,722 * OF SURPRISES 1710 01:41:34,756 --> 01:41:39,461 * YOU WERE SO KIND TO ME 1711 01:41:39,494 --> 01:41:44,366 * OH, MY LADY 1712 01:41:44,399 --> 01:41:47,269 * YOU WERE SO KIND TO ME 109339