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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,628 Gata ? 2 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,989 Nu, stai un pic altfel, ca �i cum ai fi serios, 3 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,518 ca �i cum ar fi adev�rat. 4 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,867 Nu, Waj, nu-�i bate joc. 5 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,432 C� se termin� bateria. �ncearc� un pic... 6 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,151 Cine-�i bate joc, Barry ? Nu-mi bat joc deloc. 7 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:52,428 P�i, atunci nu mai sta a�a. 8 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:53,708 Ce nu-i bine la cum st�, Barry ? 9 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,318 Hai s� vezi. E na�pa. 10 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:56,667 Nu-i nimic na�pa. 11 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,596 - Nu tu ! - Arat�-mi. 12 00:00:58,720 --> 00:00:59,830 Nu ! 13 00:01:00,502 --> 00:01:02,673 - Acum la ce te ui�i ? - Nu-i nimic acolo. 14 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:04,869 Nu, nu-i nimic acolo. Mergi �i a�az�-te. 15 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,797 - Nu po�i s� te vezi pe tine, boule ! - Am crezut c� �nregistrezi. 16 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,398 Bine, a�az�-te. 17 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,396 - Faisal, las�-m� �n pace. - Sunt gata... 18 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,987 - Bun. - Waj, caut� s� pari relaxat. 19 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,872 Fii atent la ce o s� spui. Intr� �n rol. 20 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,955 - D�-i drumul �nainte s� se termine bateria. - Unu, doi... 21 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,478 Trei... ac�iune ! 22 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,908 B�i, bastarzi necredincio�i ce sunte�i ! 23 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,428 - O s� v� sparg la nas... - Nu, nu, nu... 24 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,599 - Ce ? - Ce-i cu arma aia ? 25 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,797 - O imita�ie perfect�, omule. - Pentru ce ? Te joci de-a Action Man ? 26 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,591 Imita�ie de AK-47. 27 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,994 - E prea mic�, omule. - Nu-i mic�, frate. 28 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,351 - M�inile mele. - Waj... 29 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:43,878 Am m�inile mari. 30 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,478 Nu poate s� apar� cu arma aia. 31 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,635 Taci, Barry. �ncearc� f�r� aia �i s�-i d�m drumul. 32 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:48,828 E prea mic�, crede-m�. 33 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,711 O �in mai aproape de camer�. O s-o "maim�reasc�". 34 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,989 - O s-o ce ? - O s-o "maim�reasc�". 35 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,872 - Gata ? - D�-i drumul. 36 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,876 B�i, bastarzi necredincio�i ! 37 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,076 Nu, nu, nu ! Asta-i o idio�enie c�t casa ! 38 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,553 Astea-s doar �ncerc�rile. �tii... fazele care n-au prea mers. 39 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,748 Pare credibil. 40 00:02:07,749 --> 00:02:09,359 Ast�zi e apelul la trezire. 41 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,032 Ast�zi e marea voastr� �ans� s� vede�i �n oglind� 42 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,515 cultura imperialist� din Occident. 43 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:17,709 Materialism superficial 44 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:21,229 care se termin� la biserica occidental�, numit� McDonald's. 45 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,827 Idio�i handicapa�i. 46 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:27,235 Ca �i cum a�i fi m�ncat un Big Mac uit�nd complet c�t... 47 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,157 Idio�i handicapa�i total. 48 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,555 A�i fi putut lua Chicken Cottage, cu carne tran�at� dup� lege, 49 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,635 la g�letu��, cu doar 6.99 lire. 50 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,512 - Ce tot zici acolo ? - Vorbeam de Chicken Cottage. 51 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:42,856 - Mai e una �n care nu zice asta. - Secven�a cu tine e bun�, tat�. 52 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,108 D�-�i cutia aia jos. 53 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,309 Nu se poate s�-mi apar� fa�a �n imagine. 54 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:48,588 Nu e voie s� �i se filmeze fa�a. 55 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,068 �tii ce ? Toate sunt ratate. 56 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:51,637 D�-�i jos cutia aia. 57 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,432 Dac� face a�a �i �n tab�r� ? 58 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,072 Crezi c� unchiul Faisal e preg�tit pentru Pakistan ? 59 00:02:57,073 --> 00:02:59,949 Nu se poate s� apari �ntr-un film cu jihad cu o cutie pe cap. 60 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,034 Nici g�nd. 61 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:33,671 Am f�cut 23 km �n weekend. 62 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,471 �ase km s�mb�t� diminea�a. 63 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:40,115 Un pr�nz u�or: un sendvi� �i un m�r. 64 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:43,754 Dup�-amiaz�, cinci km, c�, normal, a fost dup� mas� �i... 65 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,510 La fel duminic�. 66 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:51,635 De�i dup�-amiaz� am f�cut doar patru km, pentru c� am luat o friptur�. 67 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:56,398 A� fi mers mai departe, dar �ncepusem s� m� dezechilibrez. 68 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,716 N-o s� r�d de piciorul drept, da' st�ngu-i clar mai bun. 69 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,997 Cred c� st�ngacii trebuie s� exerseze mai mult... 70 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,030 Dreptu' e mai lene�. 71 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,627 St� ca prostu' �i-l a�teapt� pe st�ngu' s� fac� toat� treaba. 72 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,954 P�n� s� te prinzi de faz�, te treze�ti c� mergi �n cerc. 73 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,351 O s� trebuiasc� s� pun piciorul �n prag, s� �tii. 74 00:04:14,352 --> 00:04:16,299 Nunta e �n dou� zile. Vii sau nu ? R�spunde urgent. Unchiul Imran. 75 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:19,593 S�-i ar�t cine-i �efu'. Da. M�-n�elegi, nu ? 76 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,994 �tii c� po�i s� vorbe�ti cu picioarele, nu ? 77 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,075 - Am nevoie de liber m�ine. - Ce ? 78 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,918 Vreau s� fiu liber m�ine �i dou� s�pt�m�ni dup� aia. 79 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,997 Iisuse, credeam c� iei �n serios slujba asta, Omar. 80 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,110 E musai s� ajung la o nunt�, �n Pakistan. 81 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,151 Ar trebui s� te �ntrebi unde o s� fii peste cinci ani. 82 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:38,908 - E o urgen��. - Ce ? O nunt� de urgen�� ? 83 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,075 Ca o �mpu�c�tur� de nunt� ? 84 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,315 Da, c� o �mpu�c�tur� de nunt�. 85 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,633 Corect. 86 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,955 Bine, s� v�d cu cine po�i face schimb. 87 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,477 Federalii ��i pot urm�ri telefonul, chiar dac� ai scos bateria. 88 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,387 - Serios ? - Serios. Pot s� te vad� �i sub p�m�nt. 89 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,430 Te v�d chiar dac� nu e�ti acolo ? 90 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,231 Unde acolo ? 91 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:05,758 Nu �tiu. 92 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,312 Te pot vedea oriunde, Waj. 93 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,997 Ne urm�resc prin camere video ? 94 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,553 - Camere din satelit, da. - P�i... 95 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,437 Taic�-miu zice c� n-am voie s� apar pe video. E interzis. 96 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,710 Cu tot respectul, Faisal, taic�-tu m�n�nc� ziare. 97 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,433 - Nu mai m�n�nc�. Acu' m�n�nc� molii. - A�a-i, frate. 98 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,869 Modul �n care �i pute�i �mpiedica s� v� urm�reasc� e simplu. 99 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,754 ��i �nghi�i cardul SIM. Hai, scoate�i SIM-urile. 100 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:33,189 Scoatem cardul SIM �i... Da ? 101 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:37,710 - Pe-al meu pot s�-l g�tesc ? - Nu. Trebuie s�-l m�n�nci crud, a�a. 102 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,271 A�a, b�ie�i. 103 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:48,555 Salutare. 104 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,317 Salutare tuturor. 105 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,669 - Bun. - Deci, ne-am halit SIM-urile. 106 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,471 Metoda antisupraveghere. 107 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,237 SIM-ul mai func�ioneaz� �nc� �n burta ta, Barry. 108 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,190 - Ce ? - Te pot localiza �i cu el �n burt�. 109 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,116 N-o s� te ajute cu nimic �n Pakistan. 110 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:03,512 - Cum ? - �n Pakistan. 111 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,072 Am r�spuns la apel, frate. 112 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,473 - Ce apel ? - Pentru antrenament. 113 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,597 Trecem la un alt nivel. 114 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:10,913 Mergem. 115 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,314 Da' cum de te-au chemat pe tine ? De ce nu m-au chemat pe mine ? 116 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,555 Tu n-aveai un unchi �n Pakistan ultima oar� c�nd am verificat. 117 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,068 Ai un unchi �n Folkstone. E vreo baz� de antrenament �n Folkstone ? 118 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,667 Oricum, la ce ne mai trebuie antrenament ? Suntem preg�ti�i ! 119 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,438 N-avem nevoie de instruc�ie ca s� punem o bomb�. 120 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,551 Nici nu ne trebuie vreun Paki Steptoe care s� ne spun� c�nd s-o facem. 121 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,078 A�a e, Barry. Putem s-o facem oric�nd vrem. 122 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,678 A�a-i. Oric�nd vrem, frate. 123 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:33,189 Da, exact �n genul mafiotului prost�nac, trist �i singuratic, �mbr�cat �n trenci. 124 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:34,308 Ce vrei s� zici ? 125 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:38,034 Adic�, po�i fi un musulman �icnit �i prost�nac, 126 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,037 care-�i �nfige-n burt� pungi cu cuie explodate �n toaleta unui restaurant, 127 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:45,471 sau po�i s� fii un adev�rat soldat mujahedin. 128 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,238 - Eu sunt deja mujahedin. - Nu prea e�ti, frate. 129 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,236 Nu, p�n� nu te �nrolezi �n for�ele armate, 130 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,792 str�ngi sabia �n m�n� 131 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,479 �i atingi cerul, adev�ratul centru de comand�, 132 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,669 chiar �n �naltul lui. 133 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,153 - Gata, vin �i eu. - Acum �l vrei pe Paki Steptoe ? 134 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,315 Eu sunt cel mai reprezentativ din Al Qaeda de aici. 135 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,191 G�nde�te-te la tot grupul. G�nde�te-te la ce putem face. 136 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,514 E mai bine s� r�m�i aici, frate. 137 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,595 Ai probleme �i e�ti sc�pat de sub control. 138 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,357 Pe naiba am probleme ! 139 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:12,798 Eu sunt jihadul invizibil. 140 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,238 �l caut� aici, �l caut� acolo. 141 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,919 Dar nu e de g�sit, pentru c� pompeaz� �n �toarfa de sor-ta. 142 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,518 - Invizibil ? - Da. 143 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,517 Ca atunci c�nd te-au dat la �tirile locale pentru tortul �n form� de Turnuri Gemene 144 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,550 pe care l-ai l�sat �n sinagog�, pe 11 septembrie ? 145 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,873 F�cea parte din plan. 146 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,229 M� ascundeam dup� deget, fraiere. 147 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,190 �i, gata, vin �i eu ! 148 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,789 ��i dai seama, dac� nu vin �i eu cu voi �n Pakistan, frate, 149 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,113 s-a terminat cu islamul. 150 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,753 Ascult�, frate, avem nevoie de tine aici, s� �ii lucrurile sub control. 151 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,471 �i ce se-nt�mpl� dac� nu-s aici ? 152 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,875 Pentru c� oricum mi-am luat bilet de avion s� vin cu voi. 153 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,148 Vrei s� vii, Fess ? 154 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:55,794 Da, doar c�... taic�-meu a �nceput s� vad� stafii. 155 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,796 - E bine, alea o s�-l �in� ocupat, frate. - Barry, ascult�. 156 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,300 - Dac�-mi r�spunzi la o �ntrebare, vii. - Bine. 157 00:08:00,301 --> 00:08:03,875 C�t de bine vorbe�ti urdu, maimu�oi prost ce e�ti ? 158 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,757 Nu-�i bate joc de mine, omule ! 159 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:09,677 Nu te pune cu Azzam al Britani ! 160 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,550 Barry, ce faci ? 161 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,397 Barry, asta-i o t�mpenie. 162 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:20,637 - Barry, ce faci ? - Dac� eu nu m� duc, nimeni nu se duce. 163 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,793 Scuip�. 164 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:28,878 I s-a dus pe g�t. 165 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:29,875 Bun, la conserv� cu el ! 166 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,274 - Bag�-l �n spate. - Omar, ne-am �n�eles f�r� conserv�. 167 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:35,152 Asta a fost �nainte s� �nghi�i cheia. Mereu trebuie s� te bag la conserv�. 168 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,270 - Ascult�... - Haide. 169 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:39,268 Am spus f�r� conserve ! 170 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,114 �i dac� e�ti prins ? Eu n-o s� cedez. 171 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,355 Nu cred c� tu rezi�ti s�-�i g�ureasc� genunchii. 172 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,310 Te vor fr�nge ca pe degetele unui bebelu�. 173 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,873 Te vor umple de Viagra �i te vor pune s� �i-o tragi cu un c�ine. 174 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,792 Vorbe�ti prostii, Barry. 175 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:59,113 O s� ajungi pe YouTube, c�lare pe Lassie �ntr-un �an�. 176 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,758 O s� m� pun� s� mi-o trag cu c�inii acolo, frate Omar ? 177 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:12,914 Unchiul meu are rela�ii acolo. 178 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:14,552 O s� d�m de poli�ai numai c�nd vom lua modele noi de arme de la ei. 179 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,273 Bine, Omar. Te las s� mergi �n Pakistan. 180 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,469 Dar unitatea mea r�m�ne aici. 181 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,358 - Iar echipa mea e echipa principal�. - Barry, mai taci, b�iete. 182 00:09:22,359 --> 00:09:24,951 Pentru c� nu m� deranjeaz� dac� o mai iei razna c�teodat�, 183 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,478 dar dac� mai mi�ti vreun dege�el 184 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,373 �ncerc�nd s� formezi din nou Statul Islamic din Tinsley, 185 00:09:28,374 --> 00:09:30,316 �in�nd conferin�e pe la universit��i, cu gura aia mare a ta, 186 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,589 sau cump�r�nd din nou nitrat de argint de pe Internet, 187 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,113 - o s� te rup �n buc��i. - Nu �i dac� n-o s� mai fii aici. 188 00:10:07,539 --> 00:10:11,909 - �sta e la fel de prost pe c�t arat� ? - Nu, unchiule. 189 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,819 Atunci, �n v�lva vulvei curvei, ce-i asta ? 190 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,598 E ursul meu de rug�ciune. Se roag� pentru mine. 191 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,592 �n numele lui Allah... 192 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:31,109 �ncotro mergem ? 193 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,273 Gata... m-am prins. 194 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:39,038 Ce naiba face cu iepurii, frate ? 195 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,075 Nu-s iepuri, frate. Sunt g�ini. 196 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,235 Sunt iepuri ! 197 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,917 Frate, dac�-s iepuri, unde le sunt urechile ? 198 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,558 Asta ziceam �i eu. 199 00:10:55,839 --> 00:10:57,339 C�MILA CARE A VIZITAT MOSCHEEA 200 00:11:00,084 --> 00:11:01,599 Ai putea s�-l omori ? 201 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,273 Ce ? 202 00:11:03,821 --> 00:11:05,155 E un retardat. 203 00:11:05,156 --> 00:11:06,324 L-ai ucide ? 204 00:11:06,325 --> 00:11:07,308 Ce zice ? 205 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,191 L-am �ntrebat dac� ar vrea s� te omoare. 206 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,668 �mpachetarea. 207 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,997 Dac�-mi face�i necazuri... 208 00:11:15,361 --> 00:11:18,784 ... v� bag pe g�t �eava de la bud�. 209 00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:24,512 - Pacea fie cu voi. - Domnul fie cu tine. 210 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,638 - M-ai ucide, deci ? - Nu, sigur c� nu. 211 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,397 Fii serios... 212 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,718 Eu te-a� ucide, frate. 213 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:37,748 Ai face-o ? 214 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,428 - Da... - Foarte bine. 215 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,508 Pentru c� �i eu te-a� ucide, frate. 216 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,308 Frate, serios, te-a� ucide. 217 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,838 Bine�n�eles c� a� face-o. 218 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,756 Mam�, ce-a� face-o. Te-a� omor� dintr-o mi�care. 219 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,597 - Fir-ar, omule. Vorbe�ti serios ? - Categoric. 220 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,069 M� g�ndeam c� glume�ti oarecum. 221 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,349 Suntem solda�i. Ordinul se execut�, nu se discut�. 222 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,231 Faci ce �i se spune. 223 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,348 Corect ? 224 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,435 - �n�elegi ? - Da. 225 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,596 E vorba doar de via��, nu ? Doar via��. Ce-i asta ? Nimic. 226 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,108 E ca �i cum ai a�tepta la coad� s� intri �n parcul de distrac�ii Alton Towers. 227 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,628 Vrei s� stai la cozi sau vrei s� te dai �n carusele ? 228 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:15,115 Vrei s� te dai �n carusele, nu ? Vrei s� intri la Nemesis, Oblivion. 229 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,752 Cu b�rcu�a pe r�uri furioase. 230 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,591 - Da ? Noi doi ? - Da. 231 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,392 - Cu b�rcu�a pe r�uri furioase. - Da, cu b�rcu�a pe r�uri furioase. 232 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:23,838 Corect ? 233 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,915 - Bun, te-a� ucide, frate Omar. - Chiar ? 234 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,711 - Da, chiar. - Ce-ai face ? 235 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:32,154 - �i-a� cr�pa capu' cu ceva. - Da. �tii ce-a� face eu ? 236 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,589 A� lua un c�rlig din �sta, Waj. �i l-a� �nfige �n burt� 237 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,835 �i �i-a� �mpr�tia ma�ele pe jos, ca �n Mortal Kombat. 238 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,995 Eu �i-a�... A� lua asta... 239 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,189 - Da ? - �i te-a� c�lca cu tractoru'. 240 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,389 - Da ? - Da. Solda�i �n toat� regula. 241 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,952 Solda�i, frate. Mujahedini. 242 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,194 Mujahedini. 243 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,512 Bravo. 244 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:51,992 Haide, vrei s-o p��e�ti ? 245 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,837 Vrei s-o p��e�ti, iepuril� ? 246 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,950 Iepuroi distrus f�r� urechi ! 247 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,274 - O s� te... Te prind eu ! - Sunt g�ini, omule. 248 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,867 - O s� te bag la cuptor. - Waj, sunt g�ini. 249 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,427 Vin... 250 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,231 Stai u�or c� vin. 251 00:13:47,946 --> 00:13:50,145 Hai, b�ie�i ! A�i �nt�rziat la rug�ciuni. 252 00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:51,619 Rug�ciunile de diminea��, a�i �nt�rziat. 253 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,751 Haide, Waj. 254 00:14:02,024 --> 00:14:03,714 Cu fa�a �n direc�ia asta. Ai �n�eles ? 255 00:14:03,715 --> 00:14:05,151 Las-o naibii, frate. Estul e �n partea aia. 256 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:09,353 - Mecca e �n direc�ia asta. - �n partea aia e estul, frate. 257 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,594 �n partea aia e estul. 258 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,516 - Am zburat peste Mecca, acum. - Pakistanezii �tia-s ��c�ni�i. 259 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,994 Mecca e spre est, da. 260 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,828 De unde soarele... r�sare, pakistanez de rahat ! 261 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,579 Te-a f�cut m�-ta idiot ? 262 00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:25,541 Ne rug�m �n partea aia. Mecca e �n direc�ia asta. 263 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,958 �ntoarce-te. ��i explic mai t�rziu cum st� treaba. 264 00:14:29,729 --> 00:14:32,099 Avion american de spionaj teleghidat! Ne ascundem ! 265 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,030 La naiba ! Waj, haide ! 266 00:14:35,027 --> 00:14:38,303 Ochii diavolului ! Repede, la ad�post toat� lumea ! 267 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,152 Du-te, haide. 268 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,553 - Hai, Waj. - Bine, bine... 269 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,550 Frate Emir, �l dobor eu. 270 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,278 E prea sus. 271 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:54,550 Da, la asta m� g�ndeam �i eu. C�t s� fie, 600 de metri ? 272 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,357 - Ce zici ? - Nimic. 273 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,834 N-am ie�it niciodat� �n public s� spun c� am cuno�tin�e aprofundate despre islam, 274 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:13,191 dar �tiu c� majoritatea musulmanilor britanici nu vor s� plece de aici 275 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,310 ca s� lupte �mpotriva politicii externe britanice. 276 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:19,318 Ceea ce-�i doresc e s�-�i tr�iasc� zilele �n mod lini�tit. 277 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,952 - �i noi suntem de acord cu asta. - Da, da, da... 278 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,354 Un bun musulman �i �ine mereu gura �nchis�. 279 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:27,791 Da ? Sunte�i surprin�i c� pu�tii se duc �n baze de antrenament. 280 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,752 - Nu asta spuneam. - De ce se duc �n baze de antrenament ? 281 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,473 �n primul r�nd, nu sunt de acord cu termenul "baze de antrenament". 282 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,908 - Tocmai l-a�i folosit. - Ba nu, nu l-am folosit. 283 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,870 E o fantezie occidental�. 284 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,559 V� �nchipui�i c� musulmanii alearg� prin mun�i 285 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,714 cu arme �i bombe. 286 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,909 V� convine imaginea asta, nu ? 287 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:47,395 - Dar ei exist�, nu-i a�a ? - Nu spun c� nu exist�. 288 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,918 Ce spun eu, dac� asculta�i, 289 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,111 este c�, dac� n-ar exista, ar trebui s�-i inventa�i voi. 290 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,434 - Asta-i o mare t�mpenie. - Da, frate. 291 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:58,234 - Toat� pledoaria asta e degenerat�. - �ntreb�rile mai t�rziu, v� rog. 292 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,236 Crede�i c� suntem cu to�ii ni�te sinuciga�i cu bombe, a�a-i ? 293 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,111 - Asta-i chiar... - Nu, nu, nu. 294 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,833 C�nd vede�i pe cineva ca mine, v� g�ndi�i la un atentator, nu ? 295 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,075 - Da, v� g�ndi�i. - Se �n�eal�. 296 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,837 �i, atunci, cum s� nu devin atentator, dac� m� trata�i ca �i cum a� fi ? 297 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:12,349 - Voia lui Allah, frate. - Da, voia lui Allah. 298 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,871 Da. 299 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,035 Sunt un mujahedin �i-o s�-�i ar�t pu�in 300 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,195 Cum e s� te sim�i Cu bomba-ntre din�i 301 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,879 A�a cum Tupac zicea, O s� mor, dar nu prea... 302 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,991 Noi suntem martiri, Voi, doar amintiri. 303 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,553 Allah e mare ! 304 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,788 Voia lui Allah, frate. 305 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,754 Ce-i, frate ? Hai. 306 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,757 Ce ? Doar pentru c�-s musulman, v-a�i g�ndit c�-i adev�rat� ? 307 00:16:40,487 --> 00:16:41,598 Uite-i c� vin ! 308 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:44,711 Uite c�-�i vin bufonii, dle Storge. 309 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:50,271 Statul poli�ienesc ! Statul poli�ienesc ! 310 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,914 �ine�i minte numele meu, fra�i �i surori. Plec �n Cuba ! 311 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:58,191 A fost arestat ! 312 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,151 Hei, frate. Aici, jos. 313 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,192 Vrei s� te duc cu ma�ina ? 314 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:12,833 Da, omule. A�teapt�... 315 00:17:14,213 --> 00:17:15,837 Frate ! 316 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,552 E�ti o legend�, frate ! 317 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,795 Nici tu nu te-ai descurcat r�u. Cum te cheam� ? 318 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,513 Hassan Malik. Mall-ul. 319 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,277 - Mall-ul ? - Da. 320 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,959 Mi�to cascadoria de-adineaori. 321 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,797 �i �tii ceva ? 322 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,796 E�ti un mare rahat, amice. 323 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:37,427 E�ti mai r�u dec�t violatorii antrena�i pe care-i foloseau �n Guantanamo. 324 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,027 - Ce ? - Da, nu e�ti ignorant ca ei ! 325 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,195 �tii c� trebuie s� faci ceva. 326 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,310 - Dar fac ceva ! - Ce, aia ? 327 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:49,108 Sunt mujahedin �i... pac, pac, rap, rap ? 328 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:53,589 Era jihadul min�ii, gestul cu care mi-am b�tut joc de ei. 329 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,845 Profetul Mahomed, fie pacea lui Allah asupra lui, f�cea gesturi ? 330 00:17:56,846 --> 00:17:58,777 A d�r�mat statuile p�g�ne 331 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,031 sau doar a stat aici, f�c�nd gesturi ? 332 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,915 �sta e un gest ? 333 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:13,388 - Asta a fost ceva adev�rat, frate. - Da... 334 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,192 Po�i fi la fel de adev�rat ? 335 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,958 - Da. - C�t de des mergi la moschee ? 336 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,549 C�nd pot. �n majoritatea s�pt�m�nilor. La rug�ciunile de vineri. 337 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:27,116 O dat� pe an e prea destul. Moscheele �i-au pierdut spiritul, frate. 338 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,390 Sunt pline de rata�i �i de spioni. 339 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,350 Astea-s vremuri cu adev�rat grele, frate. 340 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,834 Islamul se duce de r�p�. 341 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,950 Femeile ne r�spund obraznic. 342 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,355 Oamenii no�tri c�nt� la instrumente cu coarde. 343 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,551 E sf�r�itul lumii. 344 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,510 Vrei s� fii adev�rat ? 345 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,116 Da, desigur. 346 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,150 E�ti sigur ? 347 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,473 Sut� la sut�. 348 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,317 Hai, �ncoace. 349 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,592 Naiba s� te ia, Omar ! 350 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,150 E destul de mare asta pentru tine, Barry ? 351 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,476 I-o trag vreunui c�ine �n �an� sau sunt Rambo Pakistanezu' ? 352 00:19:20,403 --> 00:19:24,633 Opre�te-te, idiotule ! 353 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,154 F�ceam o �nregistrare �n stil mujahedin. 354 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:29,972 Cine, pana mea, te crezi ? 355 00:19:29,973 --> 00:19:32,278 - James Nenorocitul de Bond ? - Nu, nu... 356 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,468 Ce naiba faci, Waj. 357 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:38,781 Ne dai de gol cu telefonul �sta pornit, imbecilule. 358 00:19:39,676 --> 00:19:41,519 E�ti un sfincter fle�c�it de c�mil� ! 359 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:54,569 M�ine, c�nd noi vom trece valea s�-l vedem pe �eic �i pe emir, voi r�m�ne�i aici. 360 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,028 R�m�ne�i aici �i cur��a�i pu�tile. 361 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,037 Nu, nu, ascult�. Ne trebuie un emir din Al Qaeda. 362 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,694 �nchide-�i botul de englezoi ! 363 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,271 E vina mea, frate. Bine ? Las�-l pe Omar s� plece. 364 00:20:05,877 --> 00:20:08,317 Iar m�ine v� face�i bagajul am�ndoi �i v� c�ra�i acas�, 365 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,794 idio�i ca Mister Bean ! 366 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,797 - Dar nu ne-am �nt�lnit cu emirul. - Asta-i bine. 367 00:20:16,553 --> 00:20:18,782 Sunte�i un blestem pe capetele ta�ilor vo�tri ! 368 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,030 - M� filmam doar, frate... - Waj, pleac� de aici acum. 369 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,108 Hai. 370 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,797 - Unde e ? - Aici. 371 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,708 U�urel... u�urel ! 372 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,027 Peroxid lichid. 373 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,956 Trei ani de colectare. 374 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:19,037 - De unde ai luat toate astea ? - E un magazin engros mai la vale. 375 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,751 - Toate din acela�i magazin ? - Da. 376 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,313 - Boule, ne-ai deconspirat pe to�i ! - Ba nu. 377 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,236 Mi-am schimbat vocea de fiecare dat� c�nd m-am dus. 378 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,808 - Ce �i-ai schimbat ? - Vocea... 379 00:21:27,809 --> 00:21:29,251 - Arat�-mi. - Ce ? 380 00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:31,522 Arat�-mi ce fel de voci ai folosit. 381 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,434 - Una dintre ele e vocea mea. - Bine. 382 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,838 �mi pute�i da 12 sticle de �n�lbitor, v� rog ? 383 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,075 �tiu cum sun� asta. Alta. 384 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,996 - Vocea �n genul IRA. - Vocea �n genul IRA ? 385 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,234 �ia-s terori�ti, Faisal. 386 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,748 De ce-ai folosi vocea unui terorist ? O s� ne deconspiri ! 387 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,677 - P�i, o s� fiu deghizat atunci, nu ? - Da, dar deghizat �n terorist. 388 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,256 S� auzim vocea aia. 389 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,755 �mi pute�i da 12 sticle de �n�lbitor, v� rog ? 390 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,550 �i mai am �nc� una. 391 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,951 �mi pute�i da 12 sticle de �n�lbitor, v� rog ? 392 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,194 Ce-i asta ? 393 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:20,074 E o voce de femeie, pentru c� luasem mult peroxid lichid. 394 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,766 Probabil s-au g�ndit c� se va duce �i... 395 00:22:21,767 --> 00:22:23,427 �i ce ? 396 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,771 O s�-�i decoloreze p�rul sau a�a ceva. 397 00:22:24,772 --> 00:22:26,950 - �i barba ? - Ce ? 398 00:22:26,951 --> 00:22:29,147 - Ai barb� ! - Am acoperit-o. 399 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,590 �i-ai acoperit barba. Cum ? 400 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:41,871 Bun, deci ai intrat �ntr-un magazin, cu m�inile pe fa��, a�a, 401 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,671 �i ai cerut 12 sticle de �n�lbitor ? 402 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,119 �i de ce �i-ar fi �inut ea m�inile pe fa��, Fess ? 403 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,678 Pentru c� avea barb�. 404 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,152 �mi pare r�u, frate Omar. 405 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,315 Poate c� a fost voia Domnului. 406 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,873 Poate a fost voia Domnului s� m� �nregistrez �i... 407 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,634 - Deci poate c� nu-i vina mea. - Ba nu, e vina ta. 408 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,672 A fost voia Domnului ca s� te por�i ca un dobitoc, se pare. 409 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,676 Cu siguran�� a fost vina ta. 410 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:19,554 Deci, dac� asta era voia Domnului, �nseamn� c� sunt gre�eala Domnului ? 411 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,034 Poate c� sunt gre�eala Domnului. 412 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,117 - �nseamn� c� o s� merg �n iad, frate ? - Taci... 413 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,752 - Gre�elile te trimit �n iad ? - Taci, Waj. 414 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:27,868 Ce ? 415 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,838 - E un avion spion. - Ascunde-te ! 416 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,150 - Zboar� jos. O s� ne atace. - S� fugim ! 417 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,156 Unde s� fugim, Waj ? Trebuie s�-l dobor�m. 418 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,235 Cu ce s�-l dobor�m ? Nu avem gloan�e. 419 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:42,431 - Asta-i gre�eala mea, frate. - Nu, nu, nu. Waj, ascult�. 420 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:46,598 G�nde�te-te. �sta e planul Domnului. El ne-a pus aici, s� ap�r�m tab�r�. 421 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,072 Asta-i jihadul nostru. 422 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,269 - G�nde�te-te. - E gre�eala mea, frate. 423 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,594 Diavolul ��i �opte�te �n minte prostii. 424 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,869 Nu-l asculta. �n inima ta e Allah, frate. 425 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,308 Da ? Ce-�i spune inima ? Ai �ncredere �n mine... Hai. 426 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:01,148 �mi spune c� poate ar trebui... 427 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,792 Da ? 428 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,513 Poate ar trebui s� ne sucim, frate, s� ne �ntoarcem la jihad. 429 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,516 Bravo, Waj. 430 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,308 Bun, �n regul�. 431 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,867 - Ce-o s� folosim ? - Asta. 432 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,753 - La naiba, da, frate. - Taci. Hai. 433 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,278 - Ca ni�te mujahedini adev�ra�i, nu ? - Da. 434 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,196 - Ca �i cum ne-am da cu b�rcu�a pe r�u ? - Ai grij�, acum. 435 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,547 - Bun, �n regul�. - Haide. 436 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,147 - S� ne sucim, frate. - Bine. 437 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:36,875 Frate Omar ! 438 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,308 Arabii ! 439 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,669 Emirul ! 440 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,312 Ne-am sucit �ntr-un rahat. 441 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,994 Asta-i voia Domnului, frate ? 442 00:24:54,010 --> 00:24:56,395 Spune-mi, frate. Spune-mi c� e voia Domnului ! 443 00:24:57,048 --> 00:24:58,555 La naiba, frate. 444 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,114 Trebuie s� ne c�r�m, Waj. Trebuie s� sc�p�m de aici. 445 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,836 Nu mai aud nimic ! 446 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,716 Nu mai aud nimic ! 447 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,081 'Nea�a, doamn� poli�ist. 448 00:25:30,082 --> 00:25:31,937 V-a�i dat de gol. 449 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,778 Planul meu e s� pun o bomb� pe o cioar� 450 00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:50,794 �i s-o fac s� zboare �nspre turnurile alea pline de evrei �i curve. 451 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,672 �in ciorile aici. Uit�-te. 452 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,108 Am trecut cu mult de faza cu ciorile, Faisal. 453 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,742 Acum o s� ne ar�t�m adev�rata fa��. 454 00:25:57,743 --> 00:26:00,275 Da, sunt cu totul pentru ar�tarea fe�ei. 455 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,307 - O s�-mi ar�t adev�rata fa��. - Arunc�m �n aer moscheea ! 456 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,713 Ce ? 457 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,515 - Locul de rug�ciune ? - Da, locul de rug�ciune, moscheea. 458 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,958 Dar mergem deghiza�i ca necredincio�i. 459 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:16,038 Vor crede c� sunt ataca�i de necredincio�i �i to�i musulmanii se vor ridica la lupt�. 460 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:20,944 Aprindem cu adev�rat sc�nteia �i gr�bim sf�r�itul: r�zboiul total ! 461 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:24,112 - Asta-i o nebunie, omule. - Ce spune Omar ? 462 00:26:24,507 --> 00:26:25,877 Cine-i Omar asta ? 463 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,194 S� nu scapi o vorb� despre asta. E unul dintre b�ie�ii mei. 464 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,275 L-am trimis �ntr-o baz� de antrenament s� se perfec�ioneze. 465 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,550 Dar tat�l meu se duce acolo s� se roage. Dac� va fi �n moschee atunci ? 466 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,670 �i-a luat taic�-tu vreodat� o portocal� Jaffa ? 467 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,548 - O dat� sau de dou� ori. - Sigur. 468 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:41,044 �i sprijin� pe israeli�i s�-�i cumpere arme nucleare. E un evreu. 469 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,838 - Barry ! - Unde ? 470 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,268 - Unde e ? - �nc� o dat�, ce-i spunem ? 471 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:02,108 Waj, o s� spunem c� am fost trimi�i �n Somalia, pentru antrenament special. 472 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,912 - �n Somalia ! - Da, super ! 473 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,307 - E�ti bine, Barry ? - Da. Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 474 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,156 Nu s-a �nt�mplat nimic. Am fost trimi�i la... 475 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:23,272 Pe naiba ! A�i dat-o-n bar�, rata�i nenoroci�i ! 476 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,957 V-am zis c� trebuia s� m� lua�i. 477 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,468 - Plec�m �n Somibia, Barry. - Somalia. 478 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,954 - Antrenament special. - "Antrenament special". 479 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,958 - Pe naiba ! S-a �nt�mplat ceva. - Nu s-a �nt�mplat nimic, Barry ! 480 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,752 Uita�i-v� �n ce hal sunte�i. N-ave�i bagaje, v-a�i �ntors mai repede. 481 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,107 Da, s-a �nt�mplat ceva. 482 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,231 - Da, ceva s-a �nt�mplat. - Da, a�i dat-o-n bar�. 483 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,510 Nu, nea-m �nt�lnit cu un emir care ne-a zis c� o facem. 484 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:46,628 Ce ? 485 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,188 Ne-am �nt�lnit cu un emir care ne-a zis c� o facem. 486 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,868 - Te bagi �i tu, frate ? - Da, sigur. 487 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,398 - Bine. - Slav� lui Allah. 488 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:03,038 Cum r�m�ne cu arabii, frate ? Cu arabii ? 489 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:07,437 Nu erau arabi, erau din triburile alea rele. 490 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,073 - Ce ? - Triburile rele. 491 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,030 - Deci am f�cut bine ce-am f�cut ? - Da. 492 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,509 Ce naiba fac Trupele Speciale aici ? 493 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,231 Nu, nu... E Hassan. E cu noi. 494 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,827 - De c�nd, Barry ? - E unul de-al nostru. 495 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,632 - E cretin ? - Cum a fost, b�ie�i ? A fost bine ? 496 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,350 Unde ? La �nmorm�ntarea lui taic�-miu ? Cum era s� fie bine ? 497 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:29,953 Glume�ti ! 498 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,037 A fost ciugulit de g�ini p�n� a murit. De ce-a� glumi despre a�a ceva ? 499 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,074 Ignor�-l, frate. El e Omar, el e Waj, iar el e Hassan Malik. 500 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,712 Da, omule, eu sunt Mall-ul. 501 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,228 Bag�-l la conserv�. 502 00:28:40,772 --> 00:28:42,953 Nu-l bumb�ci, frate. A fost testat. 503 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,398 - Serios ? - Da. M-a testat, frate. 504 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,157 Cum a f�cut-o, atunci ? 505 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,476 - M-a pus s� fac treaba aia cu fasolea. - Care treab� cu fasolea ? 506 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,713 �tii, c�nd pui un bob de fasole pe capul sculei, frate. 507 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,675 Suntem �n parcare. Hai s� ne mi�c�m de aici. 508 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,596 - Barry ? - Suntem �n parcare. 509 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,153 - Ce tot zice de fasolea aia, Barry ? - Adic�, nu trebuia s-o fac ? 510 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,315 Frate, te-a prostit. 511 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,090 N-am nevoie de Scula din Vrejul de Fasole, 512 00:29:07,091 --> 00:29:09,318 sau de un pakistanez de carton, sau de spionul nucii de cocos. 513 00:29:09,354 --> 00:29:10,108 Bag�-l la conserv� ! 514 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,036 Omar, e plin de bani. Taic�-su e plin de bani. 515 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,832 - Cum, e pl�tit de securitate ? - Nu, are o fabric� de �mbr�c�minte. 516 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,314 - Grozav. Cr�ciun fericit ! La conserv� ! - Pot s� v� fac rost de o dubi��. 517 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,590 - Put s� �terpelesc o dubi��. - Ai fura de la taic�-tu ? 518 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,030 Da. 519 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,514 Bun, dar tot pe jos ai s� pleci. 520 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,870 Ascult�, papagalule, data viitoare c�nd te v�d, ai face bine s� ai o dub�, 521 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,560 altfel o s�-�i frec boa�ele de s�rm� ghimpat�. 522 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,074 Nu �i-ai jucat bine cartea, amice. 523 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,357 - Tu hot�r�ti, Omar. - D�-i drumul ! 524 00:29:48,070 --> 00:29:49,629 - Ai reparat-o, Barry ? - Da, am reparat-o. 525 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,876 - Ai f�cut-o de capul t�u, cumva ? - Da, eu singur. 526 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,238 Deci e cu noi sau nu, Omar ? 527 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,795 Ce alternative aveam, Barry ? Ori era cu noi, ori trebuia s�-l omor. 528 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,558 Bun. �tiam c� o s�-�i plac�. 529 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,311 Simba �i Pumba au ie�it la plimbare, 530 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:23,273 iar Scar �i c�uta �i, dac� i-ar fi g�sit, i-ar fi omor�t, dar... 531 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,468 - Tat� ? - Da ? 532 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,430 Ai aruncat �n aer vreun necredincios ? 533 00:30:27,007 --> 00:30:28,476 Ce ? 534 00:30:28,477 --> 00:30:29,512 La nunt� ? 535 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,392 Vrei s� afli ce s-a �nt�mplat cu Simba sau nu ? 536 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,953 - Da ! - Bun, deci... 537 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,594 Simba �i Pumba se plimbau, 538 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,108 c�nd dintr-odat� au v�zut... 539 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,793 o pas�re mare �i rea, pe care Scar o trimisese s�-i omoare. 540 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,628 Acest vultur mare �i r�u venea drept spre ei. 541 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,829 "Uite-l", a zis Simba. 542 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:58,222 �l v�zuse pe vulturul mare �i r�u cum venea drept spre ei. 543 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:00,914 �i pe urm�, tat� ? 544 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,917 Simba trebuia s�-l doboare, altfel i-ar fi ucis. 545 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,837 A�a c� a luat o piatr� 546 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,792 �i a aruncat-o spre pas�re, doar c� a aruncat at�t de tare, 547 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,594 cu at�ta putere, �nc�t m�na i s-a rotit. 548 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,950 �n spate. A aruncat cu at�ta putere, �nc�t piatra s-a dus doi km �n spatele lui. 549 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,671 �i l-a lovit pe Mufasa. 550 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,472 Pe �n�eleptul, puternicul Mufasa, tat�l lui Simba. 551 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,159 Piatra l-a lovit �n cap din gre�eal� �i l-a omor�t. 552 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,634 Dar nu Scar l-a omor�t pe Mufasa ? 553 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,592 Ba da, �n film. Dar ce-�i spun eu e �n realitate. 554 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,391 A�a c� Simba avea de ales. 555 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,555 Ar fi putut s� le spun� prietenilor ce s-a �nt�mplat �i s� creeze confuzie, 556 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:41,718 sau s� tac� �i s�-�i conduc� prietenii �ntr-o lupt� uria�� mpotriva lui Scar. 557 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,636 Ce crezi c� a f�cut ? 558 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,351 Trebuia s� spun� adev�rul. 559 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,114 Dar trebuia �i s� se lupte cu Scar, nu ? 560 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,958 S� spun� adev�rul �nsemna s� se dea b�tut. 561 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,307 S-ar da b�tut Simba ? 562 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,430 - Simba nu s-ar da niciodat� b�tut. - Exact. 563 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,718 Exact. A�a c�... 564 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,547 Simba a p�strat totul secret. 565 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,588 �i i-a condus pe Pumba, �i Timon, �i pe to�i ceilal�i prieteni, 566 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:09,473 i-a condus pe to�i �n lupta contra lui Scar, 567 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,191 �i l-a �nvins pe Scar, 568 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,435 �i Simba a devenit noul Rege Leu. 569 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,395 - Da. - A�a. 570 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,838 E ora de culcare, acum, soldat. 571 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,638 Gata, b�ie�i, asta e. 572 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:30,797 Asta-i, b�ie�i. 573 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:34,514 Am vorbit cu emirul. Am f�cut-o �i... 574 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,197 Cum ai reu�it asta ? 575 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:42,235 Prin e-mail drop box �i prin site-ul de mesagerie instantanee pentru copii, 576 00:32:42,236 --> 00:32:44,545 - Petrecerea Papagalilor. - Am fost pe site-ul �sta. 577 00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:46,597 - Bine, Waj. - Foarte bine. 578 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,108 Ar trebui s� fim �i noi "papagali" acum ? 579 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,628 Da, o s� v� dau toate numele de utilizator �i parolele dup� �nt�lnirea asta. 580 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,033 Nu-s prea sigur c� vreau s� fiu un papagal. 581 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,672 Nu trebuie s� fii dac� nu vrei, Barry. 582 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,915 - Eu vreau unul albastru, da ? - Bine, Waj. 583 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,550 Deci, i-am vorbit. 584 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,194 Papagalul meu a comunicat cu papagalul lui. 585 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,714 �i ne-a transmis s� facem ni�te bombe. 586 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,512 A�a c� o s� ducem marfa lui Faisal �n apartamentul secret. 587 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,756 O putem ascunde sub costume, �n dubi�a lui Hassan. 588 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,598 Punem �n�lbitorul la fiert. 589 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:22,388 Avem ordin s� facem haos �n r�ndurile acestor raha�i de consumatori, 590 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,430 f�r� Dumnezeu, asupritori de pakistani, 591 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,198 cu specialitatea lor de br�nz� Gordon Ramsay "Simte diferen�a", 592 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,355 iubitori de tortur�, sponsori de masacre, 593 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,351 "Uite-cum-dansez-clamp� cu-�tanga-afar�", pe postul Sky 1, 594 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,073 �i "Cui-�i-pas�-de-afganii-mor�i", care e Disneyland ! 595 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,030 - Voia lui Allah ! - Voia lui Allah, frate Omar. 596 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,036 - Voia lui Allah ! - La naiba cu br�nzeturile lor. 597 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:44,148 Papagalul a spus: "G�se�te o �int�". 598 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,174 P�i, am g�sit o �int�, fra�ilor. Am fost cu to�ii de acord. 599 00:33:46,175 --> 00:33:47,831 Ce e ? 600 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,597 - E moscheea. - Ce ? 601 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,152 Arunc�m �n aer moscheea, 602 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,077 �i radicaliz�m pe modera�i �i-i ridic�m pe to�i la lupt�. 603 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,757 Bine, �n regul�. Nu, �mi place ideea. �mi place, e str�lucitoare. 604 00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,700 S� facem buc��i ni�te musulmani, pentru c� ei sunt adev�ratul du�man. 605 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,512 Dup� aia, s� arunc�m �n aer un restaurant ar�besc cu chebap 606 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,358 �i s� deturn�m un avion direct �n capul mamei lui Waj. 607 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,188 Ce-ar fi s� lu�m un porc �i s� ni-l caps�m �n frunte ? 608 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,356 Dar dac� arunc�m �n aer moscheea, �i vom ridica la lupt� pe to�i musulmanii. 609 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,714 V�rul meu, Faz, a murit 610 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,672 �n timp ce ap�ra o moschee �n Bosnia. 611 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,471 S-a ridicat cineva la lupt� ? 612 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,152 S� arunc�m �n aer o farmacie Boots 613 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,508 Acolo se v�nd prezervative care te fac s� pofte�ti la curve albe. 614 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,869 - �i eu zic la fel... Boots. - Bine. 615 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,758 M-au s�ltat c�nd �terpeleam un raft de prezentare Lynx. 616 00:34:32,759 --> 00:34:34,756 S� ne g�ndim la ceva mai important dec�t o farmacie. 617 00:34:34,757 --> 00:34:37,476 N-o s�-mi v�rs ma�ele peste un mald�r de tampoane �i pachete de vat�. 618 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,318 Ce vom face trebuie s� r�m�n� �n istorie, 619 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,838 cu r�sunet de-a lungul veacurilor. 620 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,835 - Ca aruncarea �n aer a unei moschei. - Barry, nu vom arunca �n aer o moschee. 621 00:34:44,836 --> 00:34:46,716 Nu �n�elegi nimic, nu-i a�a, Omar ? 622 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,511 Trebuie s�-i radicaliz�m pe modera�i ! 623 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,869 C�nd to�i se vor ridica, va fi vai de capul necredincio�ilor. 624 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,309 Ba �n�eleg. ��i zic eu cum e. E ca �i cum ai fi �n lupta cu cineva 625 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,589 �i ��i iei ni�te pumni �n fa��, corect ? 626 00:34:56,720 --> 00:35:00,189 �i atunci tu ce faci ? ��i mai tragi �i tu ni�te pumni �n fa��. 627 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,354 �i dac� nu-�i trage ? 628 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,754 M� bat tipul �sta imaginar 629 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:07,952 �i �la nu-mi trage pumni destul de tare c�t s� m� determine s�-l �nving. 630 00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:10,718 Hai s� facem un experiment, Barry. �ncepem o b�taie chiar acum. 631 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,830 C�nd �ncepi s� pierzi �i nu-�i mai ies loviturile, 632 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,268 d�-�i ni�te pumni �n fa��, motiveaz�-te �i �ncepe s� c�tigi. 633 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,674 - Arat�-le tuturor cum func�ioneaz�. - Nu-mi trag eu pumni �n fa��. 634 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,074 De ce nu ? Tu e�ti poporul musulman. E�ti atacat. 635 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,316 Motiveaz�-te s� �nvingi, Barry ! Arat�-le cum se face. 636 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,669 - Hai. - Eu nu-s o moschee. 637 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,118 Nu a�a se face ! 638 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,038 D�-�i pumni, Baz. 639 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,627 Bombardeaz� moscheea, Barry ! Arunc-o �n aer ! 640 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:34,828 Bombardeaz� moscheea ! 641 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,871 Bombardeaz� moscheea, Barry ! 642 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,307 A aruncat moscheea �n aer ! Tocmai a bombardat-o ! 643 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,589 Barry, unde-s modera�ii ? Ar trebui s� vin� modera�ii, deja. 644 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,074 Bun, dac� a� fi moschee, ceea ce nu sunt, 645 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,997 atunci ar trebui ca to�i modera�ii s� fie chiar sub nasul meu, 646 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,996 �mbulzindu-se s� ias� la lupt�. 647 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,474 Ar trebui ? Chiar au ie�it, frate, nu ? 648 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,432 Barry, Consiliul Musulmanilor Sufi ��i curge din nas. 649 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,471 Tocmai i-ai �ters. I-ai �mpr�tiat. 650 00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:02,955 Tot mai crezi c� trebuie s� arunc�m moscheea �n aer, Barry ? 651 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,675 - �ntoarce-te... - Barry, �i-am adus un �erve�el pentru... 652 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,750 La naiba, Barry ! 653 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,516 Opri�i rahatul �la ! Aud �i al�ii ! 654 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,154 �sta-i planul, Barry. E acoperirea noastr�. Suntem o trup�. 655 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,713 - Ce sunte�i ? - O trup� de muzic�. 656 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,511 La naiba ! �nchide muzica ! 657 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,798 Frate, opre�te-l. 658 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,718 Ce-i cu costumul �sta ? 659 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:12,438 E o protec�ie pentru barb� contra �n�lbitorului. 660 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,153 Da, el e tobo�arul, omule. 661 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,235 - G�ina tobo�ar. - Da, Barry. 662 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,317 Ai rupt ciocul g�inii, mai �tii ? 663 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,191 Da, Barry, i-ai rupt ciocu'. 664 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,072 Da, m� rog, regret, dar se mai rupe c�te-un cioc �n r�zboi, nu ? 665 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,473 - Chiar ? - Da, se rup. 666 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,148 Nu ne-am propus s� protej�m ciocurile, ci s� le arunc�m �n aer. 667 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,871 Da ? 668 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,513 Merge�i �i desc�rca�i dubi�a. N-o s� fac eu singur totul. 669 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:41,952 Waj ! Waj ! 670 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,634 A�i uitat de antisupraveghere ? 671 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,152 Nu tu, amice. Tu e�ti aici. Treci acolo. 672 00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,252 - Ce face�i ? - Pentru cazul �n care fac poze. 673 00:38:00,658 --> 00:38:03,357 - Ce ? - Barry zice c� ar ie�i neclare. 674 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,628 Ajunge ! 675 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,793 Opri�i-v� ! 676 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,654 CCTV e un sistem cu camere video. 677 00:38:12,655 --> 00:38:15,323 O s� ar�ta�i ca ni�te musulmani fanatici care au luat-o pe droguri. 678 00:38:15,324 --> 00:38:18,717 Data viitoare c�nd mai spune Barry s� face�i ceva, nu face�i ! 679 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,356 - E�ti �n regul�, Alice ? - Ce faci, Wasim ? Da... 680 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,071 - E�ti bine ? - Da. 681 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,269 - Ce faci, Jason ? - Bine. 682 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,752 Cine-i �la ? 683 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,198 E Claude. 684 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,514 Claude, f� cuno�tin�� cu Alice. St� �n apartamentul vecin. 685 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,869 - Bun�, Claude. - Bun�. 686 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,718 - Ce-i asta ? - Claude e noul membru al trupei noastre. 687 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,273 - Trup� ? - E noul membru. 688 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,708 - �i eu am c�ntat �ntr-o trup�. - Da ? 689 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:52,117 Da. P�n� c�nd s-a d�r�mat �andramaua. 690 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,075 Nu �tiu dac�-�i aminte�ti. 691 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,790 Bun, atunci, Alice, ne vedem mai t�rziu. Haide�i, s� mergem. 692 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,910 Hai s� ne mi�c�m. 693 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,554 - Tu cine e�ti ? - Claude. 694 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,670 - Claude ? - Da. 695 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,357 E�ti francez ? 696 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,593 Da. 697 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,838 Ne mai vedem. 698 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,396 Fii pe faz� cu camera, �ncepem la trei. 699 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,510 Trei, doi, unu... 700 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,554 Da, noi am fost. 701 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,591 V-am lovit unde v-a�i a�teptat cel mai pu�in. 702 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:40,153 Am aruncat moscheea �n aer. 703 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,032 Doar �n zilele jihadului decisiv... 704 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,670 Ce face�i aici ? 705 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,074 Ne-ai zis s� venim. 706 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,475 Am intrat prin spate. Antisupraveghere, cum ai zis. 707 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,396 Bun... Acum fac �nregistrarea. 708 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,271 Dar nu arunc�m moscheea �n aer. 709 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,152 - Ce ? - Nu arunc�m moscheea �n aer. 710 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,715 O fac pentru cazul �n care ne r�zg�ndim �i arunc�m moscheea �n aer. 711 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,229 �n caz c� ne r�zg�ndim, nu era ideea c� d�m vina pe necredincio�i 712 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,766 �i nu s� ne asum�m noi r�spunderea ? 713 00:40:07,767 --> 00:40:10,996 Ce �tii tu despre asta ? A fost ideea mea de la �nceput, nu a ta ! 714 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,633 Acum, disp�re�i ! �nregistrez. Da�i-i drumul. 715 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:14,748 E-n regul�, Barry ? 716 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,235 - Ce, e�ti �i tu aici ? - Da. De ce ? Ce se �nt�mpl� ? 717 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,998 A spus c� vrea s� arunce moscheea �n aer. 718 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,552 - A�a ai spus, Barry ? - Nu. 719 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,847 - Ba da, ai zis. - Ba n-am zis. 720 00:40:24,848 --> 00:40:27,152 - Atunci, ce ai spus ? - Am zis c� o s� arunc altceva �n aer. 721 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,952 Ce anume o s� arunci �n aer ? 722 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,711 Duce�i-v� naibii ! 723 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,238 Ie�i�i naibii din casa mea ! 724 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,353 Barry, idiotule. 725 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,036 - Pace �ie, Ahmed. - Pace tuturor. 726 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,817 - Omar, e fratele t�u. Intr�. - Nu, e �n regul�. 727 00:40:49,066 --> 00:40:50,577 Intr� �i ia loc ! 728 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,832 - Pace �ie. - Pace tuturor. 729 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,290 - Putem s� r�m�nem singuri ? - Intr� �i ia loc. 730 00:40:58,291 --> 00:40:59,382 Nu pot s� stau �n aceea�i camer� cu o femeie. 731 00:40:59,383 --> 00:41:01,401 Nu sunt �n aceea�i camer�. Po�i intra. 732 00:41:01,402 --> 00:41:04,562 - E�ti. - Nu sunt. 733 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,740 Peretele a fost d�r�mat, a�a c� e�ti. 734 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,038 Ai venit s� mai scapi ni�te legi islamice ? Pentru c� tocmai am cur��at covorul. 735 00:41:11,039 --> 00:41:13,685 Omar, trebuie s�-�i vorbesc, e important. 736 00:41:13,686 --> 00:41:15,510 E prea mult� violen�� n casa asta. 737 00:41:15,511 --> 00:41:17,368 Nu �n casa asta, frate. 738 00:41:17,369 --> 00:41:19,589 - Stai pe loc sau ��i v�rs ma�ele. - Bine, bine... U�urel. 739 00:41:20,490 --> 00:41:21,949 S� te v�d acum ! 740 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,637 Ai 30 de secunde s� dispari ! 741 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:27,916 - Ce �nv��turi sunt astea, Omar ? - E un pistol cu ap�. 742 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:31,239 �tii 150 de citate ale �n�elep�ilor care interzic pistoalele cu ap� ? 743 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:35,217 Omar, nu exist� nicio justificare pentru ceea ce pl�nuie�ti. 744 00:41:35,218 --> 00:41:37,075 - Ce pl�nuiesc, frate ? - Tu s�-mi spui. 745 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,948 - Vrei s� �tii ce planuri am ? - Da... 746 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,509 E�ti sigur c� po�i suporta, frate ? Da ? E�ti preg�tit ? 747 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,073 �nc� nu e chiar un plan, �n�elegi ? 748 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,871 Dar m� g�ndesc, �i s�-mi ajute Allah, 749 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,638 s� urc sus, s� intru �n cad� �i s� fac o baie fierbinte, da ? 750 00:41:52,030 --> 00:41:53,989 Apoi s� m� �ntorc �n buc�t�rie, s�-mi g�tesc fasole... sunt lihnit. 751 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,813 - Foarte distractiv. - Cum adic� ? 752 00:41:55,814 --> 00:41:59,566 C�nd faci glume ��i ascunzi, de fapt, sl�biciunile. 753 00:41:59,567 --> 00:42:02,068 Chiar a�a ? Ai �i argumente pentru asta ? 754 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,235 Am 18 argumente, toate foarte bune. 755 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,749 �tii ce ? Nu e un joc. Musulmanii sunt m�cel�ri�i �i tu tot aberezi: 756 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,393 "Am 60.000 de argumente pentru a nu riposta." 757 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,407 "Trebuie s� ne m�sur�m b�rbile cu rigla �i s� ne �nchidem femeile �n dulap." 758 00:42:14,408 --> 00:42:17,108 Astea nu-s glume, nu, fr��ioare ? 759 00:42:17,109 --> 00:42:20,118 Nu e un dulap, ci doar o camer� mai mic�. 760 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,168 Hai, scute�te-m�. Era o am�r�t� de toalet� p�n� ai scos faian�a afar�. 761 00:42:23,169 --> 00:42:25,032 Eu nu m� cert cu femeile. 762 00:42:25,033 --> 00:42:27,558 Nu, n-o faci. Tu doar �nchizi femeile �n dulap. 763 00:42:27,559 --> 00:42:29,548 Omar, nevast�-ta �i-a pierdut controlul. 764 00:42:29,549 --> 00:42:31,485 Nu �tiu cum s-o controlez. Ajut�-m� tu, te rog. 765 00:42:31,848 --> 00:42:34,886 Vai de mine, mi-am pierdut controlul ? 766 00:42:34,922 --> 00:42:36,954 F�-o din nou, n-o s� riposteze. 767 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,956 - Ce-i cu mine ? Mi-am pierdut controlul ! - Supune-mi-te, nevast� ! 768 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,194 F�-o acum ! 769 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,787 Ripostezi, fr��ioare ? 770 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,398 Ce-i cu at�ta violen��, frate ? 771 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:48,273 - Ripostezi ? Te aperi ? - Nu, nu ripostez. 772 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,948 - �n numele legii Sharia, nu ripostez. - E�ti un lupt�tor adev�rat ! 773 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,353 �n numele legii... 774 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,788 - Nu r�spund la violen��. - E�ti foarte violent, fr��ioare ! 775 00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,427 Hei... Omar. 776 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,119 - E�ti �ngrozitoare. - Mi-am pierdut controlul. 777 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,638 Nu-i a�a ? 778 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,757 - E cantitate dubl�. - Asta o s� lase urme. 779 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,358 Las-o �n m�na mea. 780 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,274 La naiba, omule ! 781 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,351 - Stai locului, d�-mi �napoi bricheta. - Evrei. 782 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:43,798 Homosexuali. 783 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,575 Agen�i. 784 00:43:46,952 --> 00:43:49,133 Sodomi�i. 785 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,387 Ginecologi�ti. 786 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,347 Tipi inocen�i. Nu exist�. 787 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,589 Leonard Cohen. Ia d�-mi tu camera aia. 788 00:43:58,817 --> 00:44:00,435 �i f� ceva treab�. 789 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,675 Asta o s� fie ca o grenad�. 790 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,472 - Abia a�tept. - Fii atent. 791 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,157 Aten�ie la mine ! 792 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:23,350 Haide�i, b�ie�i ! De ce nu suna�i mai bine la poli�ie s� v� preda�i ? 793 00:44:23,351 --> 00:44:24,836 Da ? Haide�i ! 794 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,314 - �mi cer scuze, amice. - Scuze, fr��ioare. 795 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,270 Nu tre' s� folosim chestiile alea pe noi, nu, Barry ? 796 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,469 - Bine�n�eles c� o s-o facem. - Dar e alegerea noastr�, nu ? 797 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,669 - Fess ? - Da ? 798 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,757 E doar alegerea ta. �n�elegi ? E doar alegerea ta. 799 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,234 Gata, am �n�eles. 800 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,350 - Fess... - Da ? 801 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:44,831 Are dreptate, e alegerea ta, 802 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,105 dar deja ai ales s� te arunci �n aer, nu ? 803 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,271 A�a e ? 804 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,555 Cu voia lui Allah, frate cioroi. 805 00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,192 Voia lui Allah. 806 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:04,312 Faci asta pentru salvarea fratelui Faisal. 807 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:08,112 �i �tiu c� o s� fie un pic �ocant pentru tine, 808 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,594 dar totul va fi �n regul�. 809 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:14,678 M� �n�elegi ? Bine. Vezi c�su�a aia ? 810 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:15,788 Acolo... 811 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,110 �la e un magazin erotic. �n�elegi ? 812 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:23,390 Ambasada SUA sau alt stabiliment de soiul �sta. 813 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,149 Bun, acum a�teapt� aici. 814 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,589 �i c�nd ��i spun eu, tu zbori direct la �int�. 815 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:33,756 Iar c�nd formez num�rul, ajungi �n rai, frate cioar�. 816 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,118 A�a s�-mi ajute Allah. 817 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,916 Ce-i asta ? Ce-i asta, domnule Thistle ? 818 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,870 Nu, nu vreau s� reiau cursurile Universit��ii Media. 819 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,116 Domnule Thistle cel Cretin, chiar nu vreau s� m� reexamina�i. 820 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:18,276 �ti�i de ce ? Pentru c� mi-am descoperit scopul �n via��. 821 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:22,117 Care e �sta ! M�n�nc� rahatul �sta ! 822 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,873 M�n�nc� rahatul... Nu te opri... rahatule... 823 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,273 Gata, b�ie�i, s� mergem. Pace vou�. 824 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,709 - Pace �ie. - Sunte�i �n regul� ? Unde-s ceilal�i ? 825 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,717 Au plecat deja. Se folosesc de focurile de artificii. 826 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:38,558 �tiu asta, a fost ideea mea. De ce nu m-au a�teptat ? 827 00:46:38,559 --> 00:46:40,519 - Barry a spus c� le-ai dat lumin� verde. - Serios ? 828 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,834 - Eu sunt doar �n tura de noapte. - Categoric e�ti, fr��ioare. 829 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,797 Iar dac� cineva �ntreab� de Barry, spune-le c� l-ai cunoscut c�ndva... 830 00:46:45,798 --> 00:46:48,488 dar tocmai a fost ucis de o mie de crocodili 831 00:46:48,489 --> 00:46:50,845 care l-au mu�cat at�ta de cur, c� pelvisul e acum pe post de p�l�rie. 832 00:46:51,094 --> 00:46:52,251 Ai priceput ? 833 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,317 Pot s� vin �i eu ? 834 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,554 N-o sc�pa, nenorocitule ! 835 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:11,115 Frate Faisal, dac� scapi �sta, ne culege SMURD-ul cu penseta. 836 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,953 U�urel, u�urel. 837 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,510 - Bun... las-o a�a. - E perfect. 838 00:47:16,511 --> 00:47:19,271 - E la fix. - Hai s-o �tergem de aici. 839 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,070 - Gata ? - Hai, ascunde�i-v�. O detonez �ndat�. 840 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,871 - Gata ? - Desigur. 841 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,798 O s� sune tare ? 842 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,550 Ai v�zut ? 843 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,955 A naibii de bine, Barry. A fost chiar foarte bine ! 844 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,915 - Bravo, Barry. - Care-i treaba ? 845 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,155 N-ai v�zut explozia ? Ai ratat-o ? 846 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,192 Te-am avertizat, Barry, sau nu ? 847 00:47:54,193 --> 00:47:56,083 Voi ce-a�i p�zit ? 848 00:47:56,084 --> 00:48:00,224 - De ce nu m-ai sunat, Waj ? - Pentru c� nu mai am credit. 849 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:05,345 Tocmai �nc�lc�m o lege antisupraveghere. N-ar trebui s� ne �ntoarcem aici p�n� m�ine. 850 00:48:05,346 --> 00:48:08,393 Ideea era ca tu s� r�m�i aici �i s� p�ze�ti apartamentul, Barry. 851 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,043 Pentru c� �ansele ca tu s� fii urm�rit, sunt mult mai mari. 852 00:48:11,044 --> 00:48:13,949 Astea-s argumente islamice, frate ? Pentru c� altfel nu le iau �n serios. 853 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:15,527 Era cuptorul meu cu microunde, Barry. 854 00:48:15,528 --> 00:48:17,299 Zece ani m-a �inut, firma MATSUI. Trebuia s� fiu �i eu acolo. 855 00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:19,669 Cuptorul t�u cu microunde a fost sacrificat pentru un scop nobil. 856 00:48:19,973 --> 00:48:22,154 Nu te pune cu jihadul meu. ��i spun pentru ultima oar�. 857 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,793 - Jihadul t�u ? Ai zis jihadul t�u ? - Al nostru... Nu te aprinde cu asta. 858 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:26,671 - Al nostru. - Cum a spus, Fess ? 859 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,029 - A zis cumva "jihadul meu" ? - Care-i diferen�a ? 860 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,788 - Ai pronun�at jihadul meu. - �i ce-i cu asta ? Mare scofal�. 861 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:35,752 Hai s� vede�i ceva. 862 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,668 Hass ! 863 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:52,908 Claude ! 864 00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,275 Fir-ar ! 865 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,757 E timpul s� plec�m, Alice. 866 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,915 De ce ? Ce se �nt�mpl� aici ? 867 00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:14,597 Nimic special. Trebuie s� plec�m. 868 00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:25,044 M-am prins. �tiu care-i mi�carea aici. 869 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,678 �tiu care-i faza cu voi. 870 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,871 Voi, de fapt... 871 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,910 sunte�i o gr�mad� de poponari pakistanezi... 872 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:38,398 Ce ? 873 00:49:38,399 --> 00:49:41,796 Travesti�i, homosexuali. 874 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,712 - Suntem homosexuali. - Eu nu sunt. 875 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,318 Ba da e�ti. To�i suntem homo. 876 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,112 Dar mai ales �tia doi. Nu-i a�a, Norman ? 877 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,549 - Da. - ��i place s� �i-o tragi, nu ? 878 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,352 Acum trebuie s� cobor�m pentru ni�te treburi de-ale homosexualilor. 879 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,390 Nu mai sunte�i prietenii mei. 880 00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:13,037 �inem totul ascuns, nu ? 881 00:50:13,563 --> 00:50:17,152 N-a v�zut nimic. Jur c� n-a v�zut absolut nimic... 882 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,873 Cuiele �i ce mai e pe-aici... 883 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,638 Rezolv eu problema. D�-mi c�teva minute doar. 884 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,317 Cobor jos �i rezolv tot c�catul �sta. 885 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,509 Normal c� vei rezolva totul, pentru c� o s-o ucizi... 886 00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:27,628 S-o ucid ? 887 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,469 O ucidem ? 888 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,430 Nu noi, Waj. Hass trebuie s-o fac�. 889 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,796 Vrei s-o omor ? 890 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,673 Ce-i cu tine ? Po�i s� i-o tragi, dar nu po�i s-o ucizi ? 891 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,957 Barry, d�-i briceagul. 892 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,991 �ine, briceagul �i furculi�a. F� ceva de halit din ea. 893 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,751 Nu glumesc, frate. �i se pare c� glumesc ? 894 00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,437 Nu, deci d�-i drumul ! 895 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,308 Cum naiba s� fac ? 896 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,078 �i tai capul �i �l aduci sus �ntr-o g�leat�. 897 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:15,748 S�-i tai capul ? 898 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,757 Chiar ai crezut c-o omor�m ? Imbecilule ! 899 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,756 S� sun�m la poli�ie ca s� aduc� duba �i s� ne urc�m singuri �n ea. 900 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,473 Ar fi o faz� de�teapt�. O crim� cu care s� poat� ajunge la noi. 901 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:24,873 �ine-�i gura ! 902 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,717 Ce facem cu toate astea acum ? 903 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,795 A v�zut totul. Trebuie s� ne mut�m, de acum. 904 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,194 - Le b�g�m undeva la Barry. - Le b�g�m �n... 905 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,116 Barry, taci din gur� ! Am rezolvat problema ! 906 00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,070 Vine t�ticu' acas� �i ne �terge pe to�i la cur, nu ? 907 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,809 Despre asta e vorba �n jihad. Eu trebuie s� v� �terg la cur. 908 00:51:39,252 --> 00:51:41,792 Scuze, un minut... Alo, f�ia Gaza ? 909 00:51:41,793 --> 00:51:44,548 Omar ar veni s� v� ajute, dar e foarte foarte ocupat acum 910 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,988 are de �ters mun�i de c�cat din curul unor coclenderi inutili, 911 00:51:47,547 --> 00:51:53,018 care i-o trag m�tu�ii din picioare �mbr�ca�i �n pijama. 912 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,076 V� mul�umesc mult de tot. 913 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,436 Cu cine ai vorbit la telefon ? 914 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,625 Mergi mai �ncet, te rog. 915 00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,988 Vreau s-ajungem �ntregi, Barry. Mergi mai u�or. 916 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,031 U�or ! 917 00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,354 Nu �ntinde coarda, Barry. �ncetine�te, omule. 918 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,071 C�sca�i ochii, b�ie�i. Se �ine unul dup� noi. 919 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,474 Cine, ma�ina de lapte ? 920 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,557 - E o ma�in� de lapte ! - Agen�ii lucreaz� sub acoperire, fraiere ! 921 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,756 Nu-mi face una ca asta ! 922 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,232 Haide ! 923 00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,990 Naiba s-o ia ! 924 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,551 - Zici c� ai reparat-o, Barry ? - Da, am reparat-o ! 925 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,239 - Chiar ? - Piesele-s de vin�. Sunt f�cute de evrei. 926 00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,315 Ce piese din ma�ina asta sunt f�cute de evrei ? 927 00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,711 - Bujiile... - Bujiile ? 928 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,956 Evreii au inventat bujiile pentru a putea controla traficul global. 929 00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,796 Suficient, s� ne calm�m. Lu�m echipamentul �i mergem pe jos. 930 00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,275 Bine, dar ochii �n patru pe acoperi�uri. Tot se mai poate s� fie o ambuscad�. 931 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,993 U�urel cu aia. Fii atent. 932 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,913 U�urel �i reu�im. S� ne purt�m cu naturale�e, da ? 933 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,514 Doar un �oc �i s�rim �n aer, a�i �n�eles ? 934 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,994 Trebuie s� ne mi�c�m cu grij�, da ? 935 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,633 Trebuie s� ajungem repede, dar trebuie s-o facem u�or, da ? 936 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,112 Cam a�a ceva, �n�elegi ? 937 00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:39,709 Rapid, dar �ncet, u�or, dar rapid. 938 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:43,149 Barry, e-n regul�. B�ie�i, e �n regul�. Nu e nevoie de toate astea. 939 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,873 Cum s� fie totul �n regul� ? Suntem �ncercui�i, uite ! 940 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,796 - Toat� lumea pe trotuar ! - Omar ! 941 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,877 Dac� mai scoate unul o vorb�, �l pun s� �op�ie p�n� sare-n aer ! 942 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,514 �ine�i-v� gura �i l�sa�i-m� s� rezolv, da ? 943 00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,278 Salut ! Cum merge treaba ? 944 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,629 Frumos �i-ai lucrat abdomenul, frate. 945 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,033 E�ti un lingu�itor, Omar. 946 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,231 Reu�e�ti s� bagi doi km f�r� s� te opre�ti nici m�car pentru un lapte b�tut ? 947 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,192 - Poate 20 km. E-n regul�, b�ie�i ? - E-n regul�. 948 00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:09,358 Ce-i cu saco�ele alea ? 949 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:10,548 - Am fost la cump�r�turi. - Mar�ipan. 950 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:11,873 - Juc�rii. - Pulpe de pui. 951 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,238 - Ne ducem s� b�g�m un fotbal. - Da ? 952 00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,475 Trebuie s� lu�m toate astea �i s� le ducem pe teren. 953 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,271 - Bun� treab�. - Noroc, amice. 954 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:21,878 Ne vedem �n cur�nd. 955 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:27,077 B�ie�i ! Sta�i a�a. A�i uitat asta. 956 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,357 Ce a fost asta ? 957 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:37,391 Geanta aia e plin� de lucruri fragile... 958 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,430 Ni�te ghete. 959 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:43,029 - Se simt bine ? - Da. Fac exerci�ii pentru picioare. 960 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,272 - Cum ? - Un fel de mersul piticului �n vitez�. 961 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,630 Se preg�tesc pentru maraton. Credeam c� �tii deja. 962 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,671 - Da ? Mersul piticului �n fug� ? - Da. 963 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,792 Bine, omule. Ne mai vedem. 964 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,034 Cam a�a ceva. 965 00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,797 - Mersul piticului �n fug�, zici ? - Da, da... 966 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,070 - Mai jos ? - O idee mai jos. 967 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,917 - Ideal pentru v�rsta noastr� ! - E-n regul�. 968 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,071 - Ai grij� de tine. - Cu siguran��. 969 00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:31,230 - Totul e-n regul�, fra�ii mei ? - Allah fie binecuv�ntat, frate. 970 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:32,553 - Da. - Ne-am descurcat. 971 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:33,668 Unde-i Faisal ? 972 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,272 B�ie�i. Veni�i s� vede�i ceva. 973 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,832 �l vede�i ? 974 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,357 Frate ! 975 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,798 Fugi ! 976 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,631 Frate Faisal ! 977 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,078 Sari peste zid, Faisal ! 978 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,350 - Fugi mai repede, frate ! - Da, dar nu prea repede ! 979 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,438 Unde-i Faisal ? 980 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,436 - A murit ca un martir. - A ajuns direct �n rai, nu-i a�a, Omar ? 981 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:58,468 - A distrus infrastructura du�manului. - Cum a f�cut asta ? 982 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,316 A luat cu el o oaie. 983 00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:04,036 A luat-o la perfec�iune. 984 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:07,428 Serios ? 985 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:12,952 - Le-a distrus rezervele de hran�. - O parte din oaie e aici... cu el. 986 00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:16,488 - Cum adic� ? - N-am reu�it s� le separ. 987 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:22,238 Deci, cum e, b�ie�i ? E martir sau e bun de chiftele ? 988 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:25,078 - E un martir adev�rat. - Bun, �sta e un rahat ! 989 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,667 - Nu-i niciun martir. - Ba e martir. A murit �n r�zboi. 990 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:30,313 Care r�zboi ? �mpotriva oilor necredincioase ? 991 00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:33,749 - E primul erou al jihadului decisiv. - Nu-i un erou, e doar un fraier mort. 992 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,995 �i la fel sunte�i �i voi, ni�te fraieri. 993 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,791 U�urel, frate. Deja ba�i c�mpii. 994 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:41,434 Barry, am luat o decizie. Misiunea se �ncheie aici. 995 00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:44,471 S-a terminat, �mi bag piciorul. 996 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,557 Nu po�i s�-i �ii piept r�zboiului, frate. Ai �nceput s� tremuri. 997 00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,113 Nu am pentru ce s� tremur. Sunt perfect con�tient. 998 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,957 - Tu e�ti cel care l-a omor�t pe Faisal ! - Nu l-am omor�t eu ! 999 00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,222 Ba da, tu ai adus-o pe vedeta asta pakistanez� 1000 00:57:54,223 --> 00:57:55,956 dup� ce l-ai v�zut cum s-a dat �n spectacol 1001 00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,434 la �nt�lnirile tale publice, la care nici m�car n-ar fi trebuit s� fii. 1002 00:57:58,861 --> 00:57:59,992 El ne-a spulberat acoperirea. 1003 00:58:00,127 --> 00:58:02,155 �i, de atunci, i-ai f�cut pe to�i s� s� fie at�t de paranoici, 1004 00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,873 �nc�t s�rmanul Faisal s-a panicat, sf�r�ind �n buc��i. 1005 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,718 - Deci Hassan l-a omor�t, de fapt. - Nu, tu l-ai omor�t. 1006 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,069 Ba tu l-ai omor�t. Ai auzit ce-a spus. 1007 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:13,350 - Tu l-ai omor�t cel mai mult ! - Credeam c� e un lucru bun c� a murit. 1008 00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:15,470 Nu mai e martir ? Era un lucru bun, nu ? 1009 00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,837 P�i, dac� a�a se pune problema, eu l-am omor�t. 1010 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:22,246 Eu l-am martirizat. E sus, �n rai, �in�ndu-mi �i mie un scaun c�ldu�. 1011 00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:28,276 - Hai, b�ie�i, s� mergem. - Cred c� �i eu l-am martirizat un pic. 1012 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,037 Ce ? 1013 00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,151 - Trebuie s� mergem �nainte. - Waj, ai vreun plan ? 1014 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,756 - S-arunc�m ceva �n aer. - Ce vrei s� arunc�m �n aer, Waj ? 1015 00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:41,035 Internetul. 1016 00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,992 Arunc�m �n aer internetul pentru fratele nostru Faisal. 1017 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,757 Suntem mujahedini, nu ? 1018 00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,278 Cu b�rcu�a pe r�uri furioase, da ? 1019 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,469 Nu e�ti un mujahedin. E�ti un fraier de doi lei. 1020 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,796 Crezi c� unui mujahedin �i pas� de b�rcu�e ? 1021 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,069 �i �i ia numele din cartea "Motanul care a vizitat Mecca", 1022 00:58:55,071 --> 00:58:58,104 pe care n-o poate termina de citit pentru c� e prea grea pentru el ? 1023 00:58:58,105 --> 00:58:59,817 S�-�i spun ceva, frate. Aveam planuri serioase cu tine. 1024 00:58:59,818 --> 00:59:00,999 Ce-ar fi s� te iei de m�n� 1025 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,996 cu psihopatul de Baloo �i pi�oarca asta de Bagheera, 1026 00:59:02,997 --> 00:59:04,523 �i s� v� pierde�i �n p�dure ? 1027 00:59:04,524 --> 00:59:08,272 S� v� at�rna�i grenade de boa�e, s� s�ri�i dintr-un copac 1028 00:59:08,273 --> 00:59:11,861 �i s-arunca�i �n aer internetul c�nd ateriza�i cu curul pe laptop ! 1029 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:40,758 Omar ! 1030 00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:46,118 Pace �ie, Omar. 1031 00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:47,877 Pace �ie, frate. 1032 00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:54,228 Ar�ta�i jalnic, tu �i prietenii t�i. 1033 00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,278 Te sim�i bine, Omar ? 1034 00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,557 Da, mi-e din ce �n ce mai bine. 1035 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,590 - Auzi, pot s� te �ntreb ceva ? - Cum s� nu, frate ? 1036 01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:08,956 D�-o naibii, nu mai conteaz�. Ai �nceput s� faci deja fa�a aia. 1037 01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:10,990 De ce nu te al�turi grupului nostru de studiu, Omar ? 1038 01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,679 De ce ? S�-�i suport patru ore fa�a aia ? 1039 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:17,394 Fa�� superioar� de p�s�roi de�tept, flutur�nd milioane de citate, 1040 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,556 despre cum s� m� trezesc cu un rahat uria� de �n�elepciune pe capul meu ? 1041 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,078 Las-o moart�. 1042 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,789 Omar, ce tot faci ? E miezul nop�ii. 1043 01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:57,313 Ce-i asta ? 1044 01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:00,300 - E Petrecerea Papagalilor. - Ce e ? 1045 01:01:00,301 --> 01:01:02,476 - E Petrecerea Papagalilor. - Petrecerea Papagalilor ? 1046 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:06,308 - Da, vorbesc cu papagalul lui Waj. - Omar, ce tot vorbe�ti ? 1047 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,999 Vorbesc cu b�ie�ii. I-am p�r�sit. 1048 01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:13,317 Acum papagalul lui Hassan nu-mi vorbe�te, iar al lui Waj mi-a spus s� dispar. 1049 01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:17,315 Papagalul lui Barry s-a f�cut ro�u �i se ascunde sub o p�l�rie de pirat. 1050 01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,469 Faisal a murit. 1051 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,596 S-a pr�p�dit... 1052 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:29,110 C�ra explozibil �i s-a �mpiedicat de o oaie. 1053 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,715 Sunt idio�i cu totul, Sof. 1054 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,316 Poate a�a i-a fost scris, s� moar� cu o oaie �n bra�e... 1055 01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:43,791 Serios, Sof. Cum naiba s�-i fie scris a�a ceva ? 1056 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:47,992 �nseamn� c� nici celorlal�i nu le e scris s�-i la�i pe m�na lui Barry, nu ? 1057 01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,511 Hai. 1058 01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:00,195 Erai mult mai vesel c�nd te g�ndeai s� sari tu �n aer, iubitule. 1059 01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:04,233 O s� m� arunc �i eu �n aer, da ? 1060 01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:08,432 Doar c� nu �ntr-o moschee, sau �ntr-o farmacie, sau c�lare pe o ra��. 1061 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:12,472 Bun, dac� ei sunt gata s� se arunce �n aer �ntr-un loc nepotrivit, 1062 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:16,035 tu trebuie s� te asiguri c� ve�i s�ri �n aer cu to�ii acolo unde trebuie. 1063 01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:21,468 Sof, nu-i pot face nici s� amestece ceaiul f�r� s� sparg� un geam. 1064 01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:25,228 Inima ta ce-�i spune ? 1065 01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,077 Dumnezeu e �n inima ta, tat�. 1066 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,394 Ia te uit� cine-i aici. Vino �ncoace. 1067 01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:32,710 Scuze, v-am auzit povestind. 1068 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,513 Nu vrei s�-mi termini acum povestea cu jihadul lui Simba ? 1069 01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,107 O s-o termin�m m�ine. Hai, la culcare acum. 1070 01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:41,070 Va ajunge un martir, tat� ? 1071 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:46,111 Nu-�i face griji, chiar dac� explodeaz� �n buc��ele, 1072 01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:47,638 o s� moar� z�mbind, fericit. 1073 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,956 - �i o s� mearg� direct �n rai. - Da. 1074 01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:54,489 Va ajunge �n rai �nainte s�-i sar� capul �n tavan. 1075 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:14,911 Capul unui b�rbat Asiatic a fost g�sit ast�zi la 3 km de centrul ora�ului. 1076 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:18,031 Steven Fap a descoperit capul b�rbatului 1077 01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:20,878 c�nd acesta a c�zut dintr-un copac aproape de c�inele lui. 1078 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,513 Un cap a c�zut din copac �i aproape mi-a lovit c�inele. 1079 01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,595 B�rbatul n-a fost identificat, 1080 01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:30,156 dar se pare c� a murit �ncerc�nd s� provoace o explozie. 1081 01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:41,277 - Salut, Matt... Matt e aici ? - E �n spate. 1082 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,397 - Terry, ie�i un minut, frate. - Ce-ai spus ? 1083 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,197 Vreau s� te duci afar�. Ia-�i o gogoa��. 1084 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:48,557 - Mi-am luat una. - Mai ia-�i una. 1085 01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:49,997 - Matt ? - Mersi ! 1086 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,237 - Omar ? - Da, prietene. 1087 01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,997 - M� po�i ajuta cu asta ? - Trebuie s� te �ntreb ceva mai �nt�i. 1088 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,997 Am �nchiriat un costum de clovn �i mi-au dat �sta. 1089 01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,597 E cu capul �n jos. Nu pot s� alerg �ntr-un costum pe dos ! 1090 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,037 Mi-au spus: "Asta ai comandat". 1091 01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,157 De ce-a� comanda un clovn cu capul �n jos ? 1092 01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,597 - E-n regul�. Rezolv eu. - Nici m�car nu �tiam ce-i �sta. 1093 01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:07,357 Rezolv eu pentru un alt costum ca s� po�i alerga la maraton. 1094 01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:10,637 I-am spus: "O s� se produc� o busculad� la maraton din cauza mea," 1095 01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:13,677 "c�nd o s� cad �n fund �ntr-un costum de care nici nu credeam c� exist�." 1096 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:17,117 Am pentru tine un costum de iepure acas�. Po�i alerga la maraton �n el. 1097 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:18,877 - Pot s� alerg �ntr-un iepure ? - Bine�n�eles c� po�i. 1098 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,517 E grozav. E un iepure, nu ? Gata cu panica. Ai terminat ? 1099 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,597 - Da, �mi pare r�u. - Trebuie s� te �ntreb ceva. 1100 01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:25,557 Ai v�zut �tirile ? 1101 01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:27,717 - Da, cu capul. - Ce �tii despre asta ? 1102 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:30,197 Au spus doar c� e vorba de jihad. 1103 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:33,276 �l �ineau sub observa�ie. L-au filmat cum arunca �n aer o cioar�. 1104 01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:37,557 Totu�i nu e jihad, Omar, s� arunci �n aer o cioar�. Nu ? 1105 01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:39,357 Omar ? 1106 01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:42,327 Nu, e o chestie cultural�. 1107 01:04:42,329 --> 01:04:44,419 S-a tras cu bazooka �ntr-un stru� la o nunt� la care am fost eu. 1108 01:04:44,421 --> 01:04:47,557 - Da ? - Da... Trebuie s� plec, Matt. 1109 01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:54,957 Rahat ! 1110 01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:58,317 Doamne ajut�-ne ! 1111 01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:06,117 - E poli�ia, omule. - Bun, �narma�i-v�. 1112 01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:08,877 E-n regul� ? 1113 01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:10,957 D�-te la o parte, Barry. 1114 01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:15,157 Dispari pe u�a din spate ! Nu mai faci parte din chestia asta. 1115 01:05:15,818 --> 01:05:17,957 B�ie�i, e o urgen��. Au g�sit capul lui Faisal. 1116 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,757 Capul pe care l-a�i �ngropat la 1,5 m sub magazia voastr� 1117 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,597 a c�zut dintr-un copac peste un c�ine. 1118 01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:24,517 Bine. C�inii contravin islamului. 1119 01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:26,197 Copoii sunt pe urmele noastre, b�ie�i. 1120 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,837 - Copoii sunt pe urmele noastre. - �i-am spus eu c� era un genunchi. 1121 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,757 Era un cap. Era clar c� era un cap. 1122 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:32,997 Avea o articula�ie ! 1123 01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:36,037 Bun. Tocmai am vorbit cu Matt. 1124 01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:38,477 Matt va alerga m�ine �n Maratonul Londrei. 1125 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,077 O va face deghizat. 1126 01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,037 �tia�i c� alearg� deghiza�i ? La fel putem face �i noi. 1127 01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:44,877 Putem ascunde arsenalul dedesubt �i e perfect. 1128 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,717 Avem filmare TV �n direct, �inte bune pe tot traseul. 1129 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:49,757 Avem o �int�, Omar. Moscheea. 1130 01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:50,877 C�nd te vei �nt�lni cu Dumnezeu, 1131 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,517 o s� vrei s�-I spui: "Am aruncat o bomb� pentru fra�ii mei" ? 1132 01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:55,114 Sau: "Am aruncat o gr�mad� dintre ei �n aer" ? 1133 01:05:55,116 --> 01:05:57,501 "Am aruncat o gr�mad� din ei �n aer." O s�-I plac�. O s� �n�eleag�. 1134 01:05:57,538 --> 01:05:59,597 Hai, b�ie�i. Waj ? 1135 01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,877 Nu mai sunt de partea ta, frate Omar. 1136 01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:06,237 - Mi-ai fr�nt inima, frate. - Voia lui Allah. 1137 01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:07,757 Waj, frate... 1138 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:10,917 �mi pare sincer r�u. 1139 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,277 Mi-am pierdut capul din cauza lui Faisal. 1140 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,557 Ar fi trebuit s� r�m�n. 1141 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:19,557 De ce n-ai r�mas, atunci ? 1142 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:21,157 Pentru c� am f�cut o gre�eal�. 1143 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:24,397 Tu, nu. Tu �i-ai ascultat inima �i ai f�cut ceea ce trebuie. 1144 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:29,837 Nu, ignor�-l, Waj. Se d� bine pe l�ng� noi. 1145 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:32,277 Nu po�i convinge pe cineva doar d�ndu-te bine pe l�ng� el. 1146 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:34,997 Nu e numai asta, Baz. Am �i dreptate, nu-i a�a ? 1147 01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,197 Nu po�i convinge pe cineva av�nd doar dreptate. 1148 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,037 - Nu ? - Nu. Nici vorb�. 1149 01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:44,197 - M� �ntreb dac� tu po�i, Barry ? - Te-a �ntrebat cineva ceva, cretinule ? 1150 01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:54,197 Barry nu e un emir bun, frate Omar. 1151 01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:56,957 M-a f�cut s� fac chestii rele �n p�dure. 1152 01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:58,477 Cum ar fi ? 1153 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:05,477 Spunea c� dac� a� fi un mujahedin bun, m-a� pi�a �n gura mea. 1154 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:09,717 L-ai pus s� fac� pipi �n propriul plisc ? 1155 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,517 Care-i problema ta, frate ? 1156 01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,157 E supunerea. Sunt regulile supunerii. 1157 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,517 M-am sim�it foarte prost, frate. 1158 01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,757 Nu e mare lucru, odat� ce ai potrivit-o cum trebuie, 1159 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:21,757 dar mi s-a p�rut c� ar fi complet nepotrivit. 1160 01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:25,237 Toat� urina care curgea pe din�i. 1161 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:35,637 Frate, ��i jur, a� putea s�-�i cer s� te arunci �n aer, 1162 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:38,237 dar nu �i-a� cere niciodat� s� te pi�i �n gura ta. 1163 01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,517 - Da ? - Da, frate. Promit. 1164 01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:46,357 - Gata cu stropitul �n pliscul meu. - Promit, frate. 1165 01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:50,157 Cu b�rcu�a pe r�uri furioase. 1166 01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:55,077 Cu b�rcu�a pe r�uri furioase, frate. 1167 01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:56,797 Cu b�rcu�a pe r�uri furioase. 1168 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:04,797 Vezi asta, frate Hass ? 1169 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:07,437 Sunt homal�i la lucru. Nu sunt muslimi, sunt homal�i. 1170 01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:10,437 Bun, frate Hass, maratonul sau moscheea ? 1171 01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:15,397 - Orice-ar fi, o s� explod�m, nu ? - Da, �n buc��ele, frate. 1172 01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:18,797 Da, dar... o s� murim cu z�mbetul pe buze. 1173 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:26,797 Da, grozav. 1174 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,437 Grozav. Da, omule. 1175 01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:30,877 Hai s� arunc�m �n aer la maraton ni�te t�rfe, da ? 1176 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:31,957 Da ! 1177 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:33,597 Da, frate. 1178 01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,157 Grozav. Da ! 1179 01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:36,797 Hai, Barry. Suntem lei, frate. 1180 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:38,477 - Patru lei. - Da ! 1181 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,437 Buni b�ie�i. 1182 01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,397 La podea ! 1183 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,557 Vin �n dou� minute. 1184 01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:20,957 �n ce problem� ? 1185 01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,277 �ncerc�m s� d�m de cumnatul dvs. 1186 01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:24,397 De ce, care-i problema ? 1187 01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:26,677 Spune�i-ne c�nd l-a�i v�zut ultima oar�. 1188 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,717 P�i... 1189 01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:31,437 Nu-mi amintesc c�nd l-am v�zut ultima oar�. 1190 01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:36,637 Sor�, tot de gard� ? Scuza�i. 1191 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:39,877 Am primit rezultatele analizelor pentru camera �apte. 1192 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,717 Mai e nevoie de rezerve de s�nge pentru genunchi. 1193 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:43,837 - A�a c�... - Ce ? 1194 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:47,425 Da, pentru ligamentul de la genunchi. Ligamentul de la genunchi iese. 1195 01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:50,757 Mi-am terminat schimbul. 1196 01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:53,717 A�a c� o s�-mi duc echipa la ultimul etaj. 1197 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:54,997 - Bine ? - E-n regul�. 1198 01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:56,597 Deci ne vedem sus. 1199 01:09:58,400 --> 01:09:59,677 Da ? 1200 01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:02,677 - Bine. - Da ? 1201 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:05,397 E-n regul�, b�ie�i. Vre�i s� m� aresta�i ? 1202 01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:06,797 - Nu... - Continua�i. 1203 01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:08,677 Bine. 1204 01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:16,877 Bun, deci cumnatul dvs, c�nd l-a�i v�zut ultima oar� ? 1205 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,477 Cum spuneam, acum vreo dou� luni. 1206 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:34,317 Hai, b�ie�i, e t�rziu. 1207 01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:38,717 - E totul �n regul� ? - E-n regul� acum. 1208 01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:40,917 - Da. - Bun, aproape am terminat. 1209 01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:42,517 Da, e aproape gata. 1210 01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,117 - Bine ? - Da. 1211 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,237 Mujahedini, fra�ilor ! 1212 01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:54,277 - Mujahedini. - Mujahedini, frate Hassan. 1213 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:55,597 Mujahedini ! 1214 01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,677 Cu siguran�� e ceea ce trebuie f�cut, da ? 1215 01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:02,117 Ce ? 1216 01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:04,437 S� arunc�m �n aer necredincio�ii �i a�a mai departe ? 1217 01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:06,797 - Cu totul conform legii, da ? - Da. 1218 01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:08,317 Bun. Grozav. 1219 01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:11,517 Doar... verificam. 1220 01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:16,757 Waj, nu asculta ce-�i spune mintea. 1221 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:20,277 Da ? Diavolul a intrat acolo �i-�i �opte�te prostii. 1222 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:24,077 Ceea ce trebuie s� faci este s�-�i ascul�i inima. ��i aminte�ti ? 1223 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:27,797 - Inima. Da, frate Omar. - �i ce-�i spune inima ? 1224 01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:29,597 �mi spune... 1225 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:31,717 "Nu e bine, Waj, n-o face." 1226 01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:36,957 �i ce-�i spune mintea ? 1227 01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:43,437 "Suntem aici..." 1228 01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:47,197 "... �mpreun�, lega�i" 1229 01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:50,157 "�i ar fi cu totul jalnic s� abandon�m acum." 1230 01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:52,357 Bun... 1231 01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:56,077 - Ar trebui s�-�i asculte mintea. - Nu, trebuie s�-�i asculte inima, Barry. 1232 01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:59,717 Oricum, e mintea lui Waj. De c�nd �inem noi cont de mintea lui ? 1233 01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:02,077 - Scuze, frate. - Nu, sunt de acord. Sunt clei. 1234 01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:04,877 Mintea �i spune s-o fac�, deci mintea are dreptate ! 1235 01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:08,157 Nu se poate s� fie mintea lui, nu ? Aceea e inima lui, Barry. 1236 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:11,877 - Mi se pare c� ar fi mintea, frate. - Bun, uite ce s-a �nt�mplat. 1237 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,197 S-a �nt�mplat c� diavolul �i-a creat o stare de confuzie. 1238 01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:19,597 �i-a inversat mintea cu inima. 1239 01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:24,157 A�a c� nu asculta ce-�i spune ceea ce crezi c� e inima ta, 1240 01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:26,077 pentru c� de fapt e mintea ta, 1241 01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,957 deghizat� ca inim�. 1242 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,877 Da ? Iar ceea ce credeai c� e mintea ta, 1243 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,997 aceea este inima ta. 1244 01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:37,717 Asta e de fapt inima ta. 1245 01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:39,517 Mintea mea e inima mea. 1246 01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:42,077 Ai �n�eles, b�iete. A�a e, doar... 1247 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,797 - Ce e aici ? - Inima. 1248 01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:48,757 Bine ? Da ? Urmeaz�-�i inima. 1249 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,197 Asta-i bun�, frate. 1250 01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:52,917 - Corect ? - Asta-i bun�. Slav� Domnului. 1251 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:55,957 - Hei ! - Ce e ? 1252 01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:58,877 Nenorocitul ! 1253 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,797 Alerg�m de amuzament ca un act de caritate pentru copii. 1254 01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:02,957 �nc�lzire, �nc�lzire, �nc�lzire... 1255 01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,277 - Alerg�m ca un act de caritate. - Ce fel de caritate ? 1256 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:06,877 - Pentru copii. - Ce fel de copii ? 1257 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,117 Copii de poli�i�ti. 1258 01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:11,557 E-n regul�, dle ofi�er ? 1259 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:14,117 - A�i �nt�rziat la alergare, b�ie�i ? - Ce te intereseaz� ? 1260 01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:18,277 Da, chiar am �nt�rziat. �ti�i cum am putea ajunge �n zona ro�ie ? 1261 01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:22,477 Nu po�i alerga �n a�a ceva, nu ? 1262 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:26,974 C�nd am tras la sor�i, el a nimerit paiul scurt. 1263 01:14:26,976 --> 01:14:28,957 Nu cumva erau patru paie scurte ? 1264 01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:35,717 Zona ro�ie ? �n spate, acolo, face�i la st�nga. 1265 01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:39,597 Apoi a doua la st�nga da�i de organizatori. V� vor spune unde s� parca�i. 1266 01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,117 Mul�umim. 1267 01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:44,991 O s� muri�i �n echipamentul �sta, b�ie�i. 1268 01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:48,677 - E foarte probabil. - Cu adev�rat probabil. 1269 01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:50,797 Vom muri cu to�ii, da. 1270 01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:53,077 E pentru o cauz� dreapt�, totu�i. 1271 01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:57,637 Mult noroc. 1272 01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:01,037 O zi bun�. 1273 01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:03,117 Toat� lumea e �n regul� ? Toat� lumea s-a legat ? 1274 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:06,597 Ave�i detonatorul pornit ? Hass, �tii num�rul t�u ? 1275 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:08,397 Hass, �tii num�rul t�u ? 1276 01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:12,037 - Unde naiba a plecat ? - Rahat ! 1277 01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:13,557 Ce naiba face ? 1278 01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:15,317 Ajutor ! Ajutor ! 1279 01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:17,557 - Din gre�eal� sunt un sinuciga� cu bomb� ! - Stai ! 1280 01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,837 - Am o bomb� ! - Se pred�. 1281 01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:23,037 Nu, e costumul. Picioarele �l fac s� stea cu m�inile sus. 1282 01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:26,077 - Am o bomb�, dar e o gre�eal� ! - Nu, a spus c� are o bomb�. 1283 01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:29,117 - Ai o bomb� ? - Da, dar nu sunt un atentator ! 1284 01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:31,437 Nu-�i face griji. 1285 01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:33,557 - Asta e o glum� a naibii de proast� ! - Nu ! 1286 01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:36,437 Nu, sunt serios, dar nu mai sunt. 1287 01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:38,717 E�ti serios, dar nu mai e�ti ? 1288 01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:40,837 Nu �n�eleg. Ai o bomb� ? 1289 01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:42,597 Da, dar nu va exploda. 1290 01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:45,197 - Cum pot �ti a�a ceva ? - Uite. 1291 01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:55,237 Trebuie s� plec�m, acum. 1292 01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:57,677 Trebuie s� plec�m, acum. 1293 01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,597 Acum ! 1294 01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:08,517 Haide�i ! 1295 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:12,277 Waj, �ncearc� s� g�se�ti ni�te �inte. Ne vedem �n cer, pu�tiule. 1296 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:13,797 �ntr-un apartament de lux ! 1297 01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:15,117 Alearg� u�or, Waj. 1298 01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:17,597 "Alearg� u�or, Waj. Alearg� u�or." 1299 01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:20,997 - L-ai ucis pe Hassan ! - S-a predat. 1300 01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:23,357 I-ai r�pit posibilitatea alegerii. L-ai demartirizat. 1301 01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:25,317 Waj avea de ales c�nd i-ai spus 1302 01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:28,677 c� inima lui era mintea lui �i c� pliscul lui era g�oaza ? 1303 01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,357 �i-ai transformat prietenul �ntr-o legum�. 1304 01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:33,864 - Dar o face, Barry... - L-ai ucis pe boul handicapat. 1305 01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:36,357 Nu, n-am f�cut-o. 1306 01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:38,597 Las�-l s� explodeze ! 1307 01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:40,717 Las�-l pe retardat s� explodeze ! 1308 01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:44,877 La naiba ! 1309 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,237 Tu, opre�te-te ! 1310 01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:47,477 E�ti �n regul�, frate ? 1311 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,437 Stai pe loc ! 1312 01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:57,197 Sunt blindat ! Da ? 1313 01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:59,917 F�r� prosteli de acum, da ? 1314 01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:02,797 A�a. Sta�i acolo. 1315 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:10,357 Trage... Trage grilajul ! Trage-l ! 1316 01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:11,717 Trage-l ! 1317 01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:16,117 Bine, b�ie�i. Vede�i asta, da ? 1318 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,517 Dac� face vreunul ceva, 1319 01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:20,437 ne transform�m cu to�ii �n boabe pr�jite, da ? 1320 01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:22,557 Nu v� prosti�i, da ? 1321 01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:28,637 Confirm�m c� �intele sunt stru�ul �i ursul grizzly. 1322 01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:30,757 Stru�ul �i ursul grizzly sunt �intele. 1323 01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:40,597 Ursul e la p�m�nt. Repet, ursul e la p�m�nt. Am dobor�t ursul. 1324 01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:42,917 Cred c� �la era un wookie. �la e un wookie. 1325 01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:44,357 Nu, nu e. E un urs. 1326 01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:47,037 Wookie e un urs, centrala ? 1327 01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:50,757 Ursul �int� s-a schimbat. Ursul �int� e acum Monstrul de Miere. 1328 01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:53,037 Monstrul de Miere e un urs ? 1329 01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:55,517 Monstrul de Miere nu e un urs. 1330 01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:57,957 Monstrul de Miere e un urs. 1331 01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:00,597 Monstrul de Miere e la p�m�nt. El era �inta. El era ursul. 1332 01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:01,917 Monstrul de Miere e la p�m�nt ? 1333 01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:05,197 Monstrul de Miere nu e la p�m�nt, centrala. Avem un wookie la p�m�nt. 1334 01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:07,997 - Ce e un wookie ? - Un urs. E un urs ! 1335 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:10,917 Nu, e un wookie. Tocmai l-ai �mpu�cat crez�nd c� e urs. 1336 01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:13,477 - Un wookie e un urs ? - E un urs. Repet, e un urs. 1337 01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:15,597 Wookie e la p�m�nt. Wookie nu e �inta. 1338 01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:18,517 Trebuie s� fie �inta. Tocmai l-am �mpu�cat. 1339 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:26,997 O s� termin cu asta, apoi vom ajunge cu to�ii �n rai, da ? 1340 01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:29,957 Apartamentul martirilor, camera personalit��ilor. 1341 01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:32,357 O s� ne ucizi ? 1342 01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:35,877 S-ar putea s� mai stau c�teva secunde, dar oarecum asta o s� fac. Da. 1343 01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:37,797 De ce ? 1344 01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:40,637 Pentru jihad, omule. Cu necredincio�ii �i toate alea. 1345 01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:42,197 Dar noi suntem de partea jihadului, frate. 1346 01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:45,917 Nu pot s� v� explic cum e, b�ie�i, dar... 1347 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:48,077 Dac� era fratele Omar aici, 1348 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,677 jur c� v-ar explica totul foarte bine. 1349 01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:13,717 - Omar ? - Waj ? 1350 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,397 - E�ti �n rai, frate ? - Nu. 1351 01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:18,197 - Sunt �ntr-o cafenea. Tu unde e�ti ? - �ntr-un magazin cu chebap. 1352 01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:21,477 Am ostatici �i tot ce trebuie, ca �n Xbox Counter-Strike. 1353 01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:25,037 - Bun, ascult�, Waj. Trebuie s�... - Chestia e c� sunt fra�i de-ai no�tri. 1354 01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:29,157 Ob�in puncte c�-i iau cu mine, totu�i, nu ? La fel ca la punctele bonus, nu? 1355 01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:32,797 Omar ? 1356 01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:36,037 Las�-i s� plece. �ine doar unul l�ng� tine. 1357 01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:39,677 Umfl�-l pe unul dintre ei. Pe ceilal�i, las�-i s� plece. 1358 01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:40,917 Bine. 1359 01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:43,557 Bun, tu r�m�i. 1360 01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:45,077 Voi trei pute�i pleca. 1361 01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:49,237 Pleca�i ! 1362 01:20:49,360 --> 01:20:50,437 Bun. Acum ascult�, Waj. 1363 01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:52,877 Ceea ce spuneai mai �nainte c� asta e ceva r�u, 1364 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,557 aveai dreptate, e r�u. 1365 01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:56,477 - Nu �n�e... Ce vrei s� spui ? - Pentru tine. 1366 01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:58,717 Pentru tine, Waj, s� faci ceea ce faci e r�u. 1367 01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:02,197 Da, �tiu. Chiar simt c� e r�u, frate. Dar de aceea e bine, nu ? 1368 01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:05,157 Nu, e�ti �ncurcat, frate. 1369 01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:06,677 Nu sunt �ncurcat, frate. 1370 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:09,477 Ba da, e�ti �ncurcat. Eu te-am �ncurcat. 1371 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:11,597 Dar c�nd sunt �ncurcat, am o fa�� ncurcat�. 1372 01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:12,997 A�teapt�. 1373 01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:25,437 Frate, mi-am pozat fa�a. Cu siguran�� nu e fa�a mea �ncurcat�. 1374 01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:27,437 - Waj, n-am nevoie... - �i-o trimit �i �ie. 1375 01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:29,357 Waj. Waj, stai. 1376 01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:31,077 Ascult�-m�, Waj. Stai. 1377 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:34,277 "Ascult�-m�." E prea t�rziu s�-l mai �tergi la fund acum. 1378 01:21:40,120 --> 01:21:42,277 Uit�-te la pakistanezul Bono. 1379 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:43,757 Vrei s�-l suni ? 1380 01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:45,757 Vrei s�-l suni pe boul handicapat ? 1381 01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:47,357 Poftim. 1382 01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:49,077 �i-ai uitat SIM-ul. 1383 01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:01,317 La o parte. Da�i-v� la o parte. 1384 01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:04,477 U�urel, amice. Bun. 1385 01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:07,277 E-n regul�, �tiu manevra Heimlich. A�a, nu te �mpotrivi. 1386 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:09,557 - Stai ! - Am mai f�cut-o, fiule. 1387 01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:10,957 A�a, nu te �mpotrivi. 1388 01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:12,517 Asta e, asta e... 1389 01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:16,277 �i prinde aluna ! 1390 01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:42,437 Num�r ascuns. Nu r�spund la numere ascunse. 1391 01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:44,037 R�spunde, frate. S-ar putea s� fie important ! 1392 01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:46,357 Da. Poate am c�tigat un iPhone. 1393 01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:49,437 - Waj ? - Am c�tigat ? 1394 01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:53,117 Waj, aici e Ed. Sunt cu Trupele Speciale, chiar afar�. 1395 01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:56,117 - Cum a�i aflat num�rul meu ? - Waj, putem vorbi ? 1396 01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:59,037 - Ave�i agen�i la Orange ? - Poftim ? 1397 01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:02,797 Ave�i agen�i dubli care lucreaz� la Orange, nu ? 1398 01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:05,757 �tiam eu c� trebuia s�-mi iau la O2. Am mul�ime de prieteni pe O2. 1399 01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:08,597 Waj, care sunt cererile tale ? 1400 01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:12,796 N-am nicio cerere. 1401 01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:23,597 Scuz�-m�. Ai un SIM pentru telefonul �sta, te rog ? 1402 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:27,117 Nu pentru modelul �sta, dar o putem rezolva, dac� veni�i cu mine. 1403 01:23:27,240 --> 01:23:29,517 Po�i s�-l faci pe �sta s� mearg� ? Am nevoie. E pornit ? 1404 01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:30,997 E doar un model de prezentare. �l vre�i pe acesta ? 1405 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:32,197 Da, �l vreau. �mi trebuie. 1406 01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:34,677 Gordon ? Po�i s�-mi aduci un telefonul din �sta, te rog ? 1407 01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:44,317 Waj, de ce faci asta ? 1408 01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:46,157 M� dau cu b�rcu�a pe r�uri furioase. 1409 01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:47,837 Cum ? 1410 01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:51,517 Cu b�rcu�a pe r�uri furioase, frate. Calea cea mai rapid�. 1411 01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:54,556 Pe drumul cel mai scurt, ca �i �n Alton Towers. 1412 01:23:54,773 --> 01:23:57,517 - F�r� s� mai stai la coad�. - ��i plac b�lciurile, Waj ? 1413 01:23:57,640 --> 01:24:00,077 Nu e un b�lci, eu un parc pe tematici. 1414 01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:02,037 B�lci ? Tu c��i ani ai ? 1415 01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:04,077 Alton Towers are �i servicii de tratament, frate. 1416 01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:07,917 - Chiar acum. - Bine. 1417 01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:10,117 O rezolv�m. �l vrei pe 12 luni ? 1418 01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:12,277 - Cu contract ? - Oricum. 1419 01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:14,157 - F� cu abonament. - Bine. 1420 01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:17,477 U�or, frate, u�or. Se rezolv�. 1421 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:22,261 - Cred c� trebuie s� �nchid acum. - Stai, Waj. Dar ce spui de fete ? 1422 01:24:22,262 --> 01:24:24,077 Pariez c�-�i plac doamnele. 1423 01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:26,237 E prima dat� la tine, frate ? 1424 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:28,317 E�ti virgin �n chestia asta ? 1425 01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:31,837 Te rog, Waj, putem vorbi despre fete ? 1426 01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:34,277 Completeaz�... 1427 01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:36,557 - Ce fel de abonament ai vrea ? - Ce ? 1428 01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,757 Avem Labrador, Dragon... 1429 01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:41,156 - Oricare ? - Ce-ai spune de Hermit Crab ? 1430 01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:43,597 - Cum ? - Are 1800 de SMS-uri gratis. 1431 01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:45,797 Las-o balt�. 1432 01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:48,477 A r�mas cardul la mine... 1433 01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:53,437 Bun, putem discuta despre fete. 1434 01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:56,717 Deci ce fel de fete ��i plac, Waj ? 1435 01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:59,357 Nu �tiu. Cele cu pepenoaice mari. 1436 01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:02,074 - Da ? ��i place s� fie mari, Waj ? - Da. 1437 01:25:02,075 --> 01:25:03,757 �i funduri bine cl�dite, omule. 1438 01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:06,499 E�ti din �ia c�rora le plac popourile, nu, Waj ? 1439 01:25:06,693 --> 01:25:08,637 �tiam eu c� din �sta �mi e�ti. ��i plac popourile, omule. 1440 01:25:08,760 --> 01:25:10,677 ��i plac la greu popourile. 1441 01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:13,797 - Ce spui ? - Spun c�-�i plac popourile, Waj. 1442 01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:17,157 Vrei s� mi-o dai la buci ? M� faci poponar ? 1443 01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:19,797 - Nu... - Du-te naibii ! 1444 01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:25,317 T�mpitul de Boy George ! 1445 01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:35,997 Nu-�i face griji, frate Nabil. 1446 01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:42,237 �ine de astea. 1447 01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:43,717 C�nd ap�s butonul, 1448 01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:46,157 g�nde�te-te c� �i elimin�m pe necredincio�i. 1449 01:25:46,280 --> 01:25:48,911 O s� ajungi �n rai �naintea mea, frate ! 1450 01:25:48,912 --> 01:25:50,637 Dar nu e niciun necredincios aici, frate. 1451 01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:54,735 Da, dar... 1452 01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:58,176 Fratele Faisal e martir �i a aruncat �n aer doar o oaie. 1453 01:25:59,880 --> 01:26:02,437 Cred c� s-ar putea s� fii �ncurcat, frate. 1454 01:26:03,960 --> 01:26:05,357 Nu sunt. 1455 01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:08,397 Pari �ncurcat. 1456 01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:16,557 - �mi pare r�u. - Matt ! 1457 01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:19,477 - Omar ! - Matt ! 1458 01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:22,877 Omule, ascult�. Ai semnal la telefon ? 1459 01:26:23,560 --> 01:26:25,477 Da. Ce faci aici ? 1460 01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:27,717 O s� fiu sincer cu tine, Matt. Sunt de la MI5. 1461 01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:30,357 Am o misiune special� sub acoperire. Sunt spion. 1462 01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:31,877 Ce ? 1463 01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:33,717 �i ce se �nt�mpl� ? 1464 01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:35,317 Fathers 4 Justice. 1465 01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:38,797 S-au unit cu terori�tii IRA. E un scenariu de co�mar. 1466 01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:41,557 - Iisuse. - Da. Las�-m� cinci minute. 1467 01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:50,157 Din nou afurisitul de "num�r necunoscut". 1468 01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:52,597 Pe poponarul �la de copoi vrea s�-l ia naiba sau ce ? 1469 01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:55,877 - Ce faci ? - Alo ? 1470 01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:58,757 - Alo, Waj, frate. Sunt Omar. - Omar ? 1471 01:26:58,880 --> 01:26:59,797 Omar ? 1472 01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:01,637 - Waj. - Spune-mi ce s� fac, frate. 1473 01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:04,557 Cred c� s-ar putea s� fiu �ncurcat, dar nu sunt sigur. 1474 01:27:04,680 --> 01:27:06,357 Ascult�, frate. F� ceea ce fac �i eu, da ? 1475 01:27:06,480 --> 01:27:07,837 F� la fel ca mine, da ? 1476 01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:09,837 Da, frate, fac la fel ca tine. 1477 01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:13,077 Bun, e-n regul�. Eu o s� m� predau, frate. 1478 01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:15,237 - Ce ? - O s� m� predau, frate. 1479 01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:22,837 Waj ? Waj ! 1480 01:27:24,240 --> 01:27:26,637 Waj ? Waj ? 1481 01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:33,157 Frate, ce s� fac ? 1482 01:27:34,120 --> 01:27:36,957 - Waj ! Waj ! - Ce s� fac ? 1483 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:38,757 - Ia telefonul ! - Ce s� fac ? 1484 01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:40,437 E�ti �n regul�, amice ? 1485 01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:44,437 �mi pare r�u, b�ie�i. Nu prea �tiu ce fac. 1486 01:27:54,360 --> 01:28:00,157 Ce-a fost asta ? 1487 01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:08,357 E�ti �n regul� ? 1488 01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:15,997 Omar, e�ti �n regul� ? 1489 01:28:16,120 --> 01:28:19,277 R�m�i aici �i s� le spui c� z�mbeam. 1490 01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:20,837 Ce ? 1491 01:28:21,880 --> 01:28:24,037 Z�mbet pe fa�a mea. Ar putea fi important. 1492 01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:26,757 Sigur... Z�mbet. 1493 01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:30,957 - �sta e ? - Da. 1494 01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:37,157 Unde te duci ? 1495 01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:40,637 Omar ? 1496 01:29:24,160 --> 01:29:30,997 Suntem pe aeroportul din Mildenhall, dar de fapt suntem �n Egipt. 1497 01:29:31,120 --> 01:29:35,317 C�nd ai intrat �n baz�, ai p�r�sit Anglia 1498 01:29:35,440 --> 01:29:40,277 �i ai trecut prin jurisdic�ia SUA, �n acest container, 1499 01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:44,997 care e recunoscut ca teritoriu suveran egiptean. 1500 01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:49,397 Acum e�ti �n Egipt. 1501 01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:53,997 Sunt c��iva egipteni da�i naibii dincolo de u�a aia. 1502 01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:57,677 Folosesc electrozi. Burghie. 1503 01:29:58,720 --> 01:30:01,597 Mine de pix. �tii la ce m� refer ? 1504 01:30:01,720 --> 01:30:04,357 Nu �tiu nimic despre fratele meu. 1505 01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:10,397 �tim mai multe dec�t credem c� �tim. 1506 01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:18,756 Hai s� ne �n�elegem asupra unui lucru. Omar Khan n-a avut nimic de-a face cu asta. 1507 01:30:19,480 --> 01:30:21,837 Pentru c�-l �tiam �i am lucrat cu el. 1508 01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:25,557 �tia�i c� lucra pentru MI5 ? 1509 01:30:25,680 --> 01:30:27,397 Pentru c� mi-a spus chiar el asta. 1510 01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:32,277 Raportul arat� c�t se poate de clar c� poli�ia a �mpu�cat pe cine trebuia, 1511 01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:36,568 dar, din c�te �tiu, a s�rit �n aer cine nu trebuia. 1512 01:30:36,569 --> 01:30:37,917 E clar ? 1513 01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:48,517 Ast�zi a�i sim�it sabia explod�nd �n stomacul umflat al opresorilor no�tri. 1514 01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:53,877 Sunt un mujahedin �i-o s�-�i ar�t pu�in 1515 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:56,597 Cum e s� te sim�i Cu bomba-ntre din�i 1516 01:30:56,720 --> 01:31:00,237 A�a cum Tupac zicea, O s� mor, dar nu prea, 1517 01:31:00,360 --> 01:31:03,997 Noi suntem martiri, Voi, doar amintiri. 1518 01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:08,437 �n capul meu sunt martir smerit Pentru credin�a mea am muhrit. 1519 01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:11,917 Noi suntem martiri, Voi, doar amintiri. 1520 01:31:12,040 --> 01:31:15,077 - Acum avem... - Frate ? Ce-a fost asta ? 1521 01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:17,317 Pentru credin�a mea am muhrit ? 1522 01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:18,837 Ce-i "muhrit", totu�i ? 1523 01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:20,197 Murit. 1524 01:31:20,320 --> 01:31:22,477 - Muhrit, murit. Muhrit. - Asta-i o prostie, omule. 1525 01:31:22,600 --> 01:31:25,037 - Parc� ai scris versurile la Socola. - E clar, omule. 1526 01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:26,477 Nu, uite. Dup� p�rerea mea... 1527 01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:29,877 Nu, omule. Dup� p�rerea ta ? P�rerea ta e de rahat. 1528 01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:32,237 Cu tot respectul, frate, dar �ie ��i place Maroon 5. 1529 01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:33,797 Ce naiba are asta de-a face ? 1530 01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:35,197 Vino aici. 1531 01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:37,157 - Hai, omule. - Glumesc ! 1532 01:31:54,600 --> 01:31:59,557 C�nd vorbim despre a�a-zisul atac terorist de la maratonul din Londra, 1533 01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:01,677 trebuie s� �inem minte un lucru: 1534 01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:04,917 cele mai multe sunete asurzitoare nu sunt bombe, 1535 01:32:05,040 --> 01:32:07,037 sunt rateuri date de scutere. 1536 01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:19,677 Aceasta e o filmare f�cut� de un avion de spionaj american. 1537 01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:24,357 Se pare c� arat� doi mujahedini care se lupt� cu un lansator de rachete. 1538 01:32:24,480 --> 01:32:27,157 Trag asupra unei tabere de antrenament arabe 1539 01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:30,917 �i-l arunc� �n aer din gre�eal� pe Osama bin Laden. 1540 01:32:37,120 --> 01:32:41,597 Cultura imperialismului occidental v-a f�cut ni�te dependen�i material, 1541 01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:45,917 care-�i injecteaz� iPod-uri, Humvee-uri �i TK Maxx-uri �ntr-un gol spiritual. 1542 01:32:46,040 --> 01:32:48,277 Mad Qadeer prive�te asta ? 1543 01:32:48,400 --> 01:32:52,917 - Ce ? - Mad Qadeer, care-mi datoreaz� 200 �. 1544 01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:59,517 Mad Qadeer, dac� te ui�i, �mi datorezi 200 �. 1545 01:32:59,640 --> 01:33:01,357 �i o s� mi-i pl�te�ti. 1546 01:33:01,480 --> 01:33:03,237 Pentru c� nu sunt aici, acum. 1547 01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:05,997 Sunt �n alt� parte, dar tot o s� mi-i pl�te�ti. 1548 01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:09,837 O s�-i dai lui Saf. Saf, dac� te ui�i, frate, 1549 01:33:09,960 --> 01:33:14,469 du-te acas� la Mad Qadeer �i f�-l s�-mi dea 200 � 1550 01:33:14,471 --> 01:33:16,117 pentru c� mi-i datoreaz� de mult� vreme. 1551 01:33:19,280 --> 01:33:20,757 �mi datoreaz� bani. 1552 01:33:23,769 --> 01:33:28,878 Traducerea �i adaptarea furniku / euroWQo! / catabeg 129463