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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,220 38-year-old prisoner. Male. Caucasian. 2 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,700 Stab wound to the lower left abdomen. 3 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,900 We need an urgent fluid resus. 4 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,940 Blood pressure is falling. We need a trauma panel. 5 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,140 He is FASTing. Let's prep him for surgery. 6 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,660 Patient has no known family. 7 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,700 Corrections staff still investigating next of kin. 8 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:04,760 Be alert, everyone. The patient is regarded as dangerous. 9 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,460 Someone's put a hole 10 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,820 through our windscreen, mate. 11 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,920 You better come check it out. Over. 12 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,960 Roger that. On my way. 13 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:28,820 Old mate's alright, yeah? 14 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,900 -He's out cold. -OK. 15 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,180 I gotta go sort this out. 16 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,380 Can't be sure, mate, but it looks like someone's 17 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,540 put their fist through it - over. 18 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,580 Dingo! 19 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,680 Shit. 20 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,420 Ho-ho-ho! 21 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,020 Merry Christmas! 22 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:41,500 You've been good, haven't you? Ho-ho-ho-ho! 23 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,260 Sorry, mate. They're just for the kids. 24 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,420 My daughter's in the bathroom. 25 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,780 -Got cancer. -What sort? 26 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,020 Um, kidney. Kidney, yeah. 27 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,360 -Why are you in the gown? -Gave her one of mine. 28 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,520 Merry Christmas. 29 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,600 He stole my costume! 30 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,180 Requesting backup to Oakley Hospital. 31 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,740 We'll need another van. 32 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,860 We've still got a prisoner unconscious upstairs. 33 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,340 At the very least, 34 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:47,820 we'll need a windscreen repairer out here. 35 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,100 Tell 'em that. 36 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,700 We're supposed to be guarding him... 37 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,020 -..after his surgery. 38 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,020 Piss off! 39 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,640 -Where's Daryl? 40 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,820 -Arggh! 41 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,660 Look out, kid! You got a death wish?! 42 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,960 -I hate you, Santa! 43 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,180 No, no! 44 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,280 Where's your phone? 45 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,660 No, I would have seen a button, Maryanne! 46 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,180 There's normally a little latch sort of thing, you know? 47 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,500 Well, are there any latches? 48 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,300 No, there's no latches. 49 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,220 Whoop! Hello. 50 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,040 Loser! 51 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,300 Thank you, Leonard. Ha-ha! 52 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,100 OK. 53 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,400 Ooh, what have we got here? 54 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,260 -Nice. OK. 55 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,040 OK, um... 56 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,140 -Yeah? No. OK. 57 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,020 Um... 58 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,060 Well. 59 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,940 -Ooh! 60 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,700 Loser! 61 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,500 Alright... 62 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,180 "Hattersley Homestead." Search. 63 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,500 And...OK. 64 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,340 There you are. 65 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,340 -Shit! 66 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,440 Right... 67 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,980 I'm pushing on the thing. It's not coming out. 68 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,900 Well, are you sure? Yes! 69 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,460 Is there something else underneath it 70 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,940 or under the car or something? 71 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,420 Check on the right, Joe, under the... 72 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,220 Yes, I have, Maryanne! Just give me a second! 73 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,540 Don't snap at me, Joe! You chose the bloody car. 74 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,180 You guys having a bit of trouble? 75 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,260 - Yeah. - Hire car, is it? 76 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,940 Joe wanted a hybrid. 77 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,940 Right. You guys on holidays? 78 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,700 -Babymoon. -Babymoon. 79 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,140 Do you mind if I...? 80 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,300 - Sure, man. Please. - Yeah? 81 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,780 Just underneath... Yeah, there it is. 82 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,860 It's just, um...just here. 83 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,100 Yep, there we go. Hah. 84 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,700 -Thanks, mate. -Hey, no worries. 85 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,780 Busy time of year for you, hey? 86 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,300 Yeah, but never too busy to lend a hand, you know? 87 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,140 Ooh. 88 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,020 A little something for the newborn. 89 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,300 - Thank you. - Thanks, mate. 90 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,300 Yeah, no worries. Merry Christmas, hey? 91 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,540 Yeah, merry Christmas. -Yeah, good onya. 92 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,860 I'm doing my best, Hazel, alright? You know I am. 93 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,060 But believe it or not, there are actually people above me 94 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,860 that I need to answer to at the bank. 95 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,500 We just need one more week, Clyde. 96 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,700 That's what you said last week and the week before. 97 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,100 Alright, fool me once, Hazel, but fool me seven times? 98 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,580 I'm not an idiot! 99 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,340 And I'm needing urgent medical assistance. 100 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:45,820 No, no, this is real this time. 101 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,500 -I told you to watch the stove! -No, no! 102 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,020 We sold another tractor, so I'll get you a bit now 103 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,620 and we can work out the rest later. 104 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,740 Later? There is no later, OK? 105 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,580 I...I've closed more farms in the past month 106 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,780 than the rest of my career, and those farms had sheep. 107 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:01,360 -We have sheep! 108 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,220 That's one sheep, Hazel. One. 109 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,740 It speaks volumes that you would come here this time of year. 110 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,900 Hey, that's not fair. You know me better than that. 111 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,700 -Come on. 112 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:15,540 Daisy! Again, you cannot make it rain by shooting the clouds! 113 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,540 -You know that's burning. -I'm sorry. 114 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,860 -Can we do this another day? -No, we can't... 115 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,300 -Say, a week from now? -No, Hazel. 116 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,940 We can't keep going on with this, alright? 117 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,020 I'm gonna have to get foreclosure proceedings st... 118 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,500 -Daisy! 119 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,460 If you're not careful, you're gonna shoot down Santa. 120 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,500 What? -Inside, now! 121 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,780 Look, we've just been really busy, OK? 122 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,900 Very safe. 123 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,700 Thank you for coming. I'll see you, say, after Christmas? 124 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,080 Two days and then I'm gonna have to...! 125 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,060 G'day, folks. 126 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,620 You're listening to 1073 Country FM. 127 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,340 And with only four sleeps till Christmas, 128 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,500 we're playing back-to-back Christmas hits. 129 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,260 You're on Outback Radio 973 FM. 130 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:08,620 It's been another hard year. 131 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,020 What we all need is a bit 132 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,180 of Christmas cheer, I reckon. 133 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,860 Enjoy this one, folks. 134 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:18,980 G'day, this is 1017 Warragimbul Community Radio. 135 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:22,900 We're taking donations for farmers and rural firefighters. 136 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,220 But first here's another Christmas classic 137 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,860 for all you folks out there. 138 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,060 Enjoy. 139 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,580 Anything? 140 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,940 A weird dangly thing at the back. 141 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:48,020 You're not dying, Tom. Eat. 142 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,340 The doctor and Google says I have 'sye-phillus'. 143 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,820 You don't have syphilis, 144 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,580 you didn't have Ebola and you don't have smallpox. 145 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,220 -I had gonorrhoea. -That was diarrhoea. 146 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,620 Tom, can you google if Santa's bulletproof? 147 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,880 Don't waste any more of Mum's data! 148 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:10,400 Mum! Dinner! 149 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,440 Come on. Eat before it's cold. 150 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,400 Mum's a better cook. 151 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,280 Is there coriander in this? 152 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,380 Come on, kids! Time for bed! 153 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,700 Should we call an ambulance? 154 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,620 Tom's fine, Daisy. 155 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,860 Not for Tom. For Santa. 156 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,940 You didn't shoot Santa. It was a stupid thing to say. 157 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,860 It's not even Christmas Eve. 158 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,700 Exactly. 159 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,100 Maybe he's doing a test run. 160 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,100 Santa doesn't do test runs. 161 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,780 Besides, his reindeer can fly, 162 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,420 so even if he is hurt, they'll just take him to the hospital. 163 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,180 What if she shot them too? 164 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:16,120 What? No! -Not helping, Tom. 165 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,700 Santa's all good. So are his reindeers. 166 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,800 Time for sleep, Daisy. 167 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,120 One more night, OK? 168 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,420 Goodnight. Love you, weirdos. 169 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,640 Love you. Love you. 170 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,380 I'm not sure Santa's coming this year. 171 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,100 What do you mean? 172 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,200 I reckon he's forgotten about us... 173 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,020 ..just like everyone else. 174 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,080 He'll come. You just gotta believe. 175 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,220 Tune! 176 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,460 Yeah! 177 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,460 No! No! 178 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,220 No! 179 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,900 Wake up, Santa! 180 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,620 I will not let you die, not on my watch! 181 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,580 Clear! 182 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,860 Arggh! 183 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,300 Get that... Don't touch my nipples! 184 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,340 I need them to restart you. 185 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,780 What the... Jesus Christ! 186 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,340 I'm so sorry. I was only trying to make it rain. 187 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,460 -OK, OK. Hey, just shut up. 188 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,620 Just...don't cry. 189 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,600 Sorry, Santa. 190 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,660 Where am I? 191 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:37,980 Earth. 192 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,500 Great. Good one. 193 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,580 -Can you be more specific? -Australia. 194 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,060 Come on. 195 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,740 Hattersley Homestead. 196 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,900 Right. Good. 197 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,380 Who are you? 198 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,840 Daisy Amanda Raley. I sent you those letters, remember? 199 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,580 Yep. Where's your family? 200 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,460 Mum's in bed. Hazel's in bed. 201 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,920 Tom's in bed. Dad's dead. 202 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,900 Great. Let's keep it that way. 203 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,640 Except your dad. Sorry about that. 204 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,580 Shit...vers. 205 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,060 Sorry. Shivers. 206 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,160 Is that the naughty list? 207 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,380 What? 208 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,140 On your arm. 209 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,240 Yeah. 210 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,680 You could say that, especially Chastity. 211 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:25,980 She was really naughty. 212 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,860 Please don't put me on it, Santa! 213 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,740 -I didn't mean to shoot you. -What? 214 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,660 Clouds have water in them and we need rain. 215 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:33,980 -But Hazel said... -OK, OK. 216 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,220 Shush-shush-shush your mouth. 217 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,020 You'll be sweet with me if you promise 218 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,460 not to tell anyone I was here. 219 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:44,240 -I promise. -Good. 220 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,180 Do you wanna save Christmas? Yeah? 221 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,460 Santa's gonna need your help. 222 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,880 Vita Gummies and bandaids. 223 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,220 Got anything stronger? 224 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,440 Horse tranquilliser and a bullet. 225 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,240 Split the difference? 226 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,620 -I've got a secret. 227 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,020 -What? -Not telling. Come see. 228 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,980 -Where? -In the shed. 229 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,700 Are you crazy? I'm not going outside. 230 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,700 There's climate change and skin cancer 231 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:01,340 and pandemics and werewolves and stranger danger. 232 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,640 He's no stranger. 233 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,760 He knows when you've been sleeping. 234 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,320 He knows when you're awake. 235 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:30,060 Daisy! Who the hell is this, you little snitch? 236 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,940 This is my brother. He got these. 237 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:35,240 - I couldn't reach. - Right. Well, fair enough. 238 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,100 What's with the get-up, mate? 239 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,980 -He's scared. -Of what? 240 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,800 -Everything. -You're bleeding. 241 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,120 Nothing a little whisky can't fix, mate. 242 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,420 I think we should get Hazel. 243 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,020 No-one else can know. 244 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,820 -I don't think he's Santa. -He is. 245 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,820 -I shot him out of the sky. -She did. 246 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,700 It's not even Christmas yet. 247 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,500 -Why were you flying? -Test run. 248 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,500 Where are your reindeer? 249 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,300 Um... 250 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,900 They metamorphosised 251 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,780 into a panel van when they hit the ground. 252 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,220 You don't look like Santa. 253 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,100 Well, you don't look like a smart-arse, mate, 254 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,200 but here we are. 255 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:18,020 Fine, then. If you're Santa, then what's my name? 256 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,860 It's... 257 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,400 -No. -Your name. 258 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,780 Um... Hang on, mate. 259 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:28,140 My, um...my Santa senses are tingling. 260 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,560 Stranger danger. I'm getting Hazel. 261 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Tom! 262 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,420 -Your name is Tom, mate. See? 263 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,100 I've known you since you were born. 264 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,700 Yeah, I remember the day you were born. 265 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,220 When you came out, you were a, baby. 266 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,740 And look at you now. You're all grown up and big. Wow. 267 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,900 -I am! -You are! 268 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,700 Yep. 269 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,580 So, my two little bonbons, 270 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,180 I need you two to promise me 271 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,820 that you won't tell anyone else about this, OK? 272 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,420 -Especially you, Daisy. Not even Hazel? 273 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,540 -How old's Hazel? -15. 274 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,640 Drop the... Thank you. 275 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,740 Sorry. 15, you say? 276 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,900 Yeah, no, that's too old. 277 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,660 You know, at 15, you're almost an adult 278 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:19,740 and, look, if an adult was to see me, I'd explode... 279 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,900 ..and die. 280 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,040 -Die? -Alright? 281 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,460 Good. Now piss off. 282 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,260 Santa needs his rest 283 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,860 and time to think about 284 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,800 how he's gonna get back to the North Pole. 285 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,860 Goodnight, Santa. Time for sleep. 286 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,960 See you in the morning. 287 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,500 The present's under the Christmas tree. 288 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,660 Mum, can we talk about these? 289 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,540 They keep coming in and I don't know what to do. 290 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,640 Don't worry about it, Hazel. 291 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,480 Daisy, stop that! Seriously! 292 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,060 Daisy! 293 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,940 How many times do I have to tell you 294 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,240 that is never going to make it rain? 295 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,880 Go inside! 296 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,980 How could you? 297 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,820 How could you leave me with all this on my own?! 298 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,660 You arsehole. 299 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,360 You selfish arsehole, Jason! 300 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,400 -Damn you, Jason! 301 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,800 -Argh! Hello? 302 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,760 Anyone home? Hello?! 303 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,360 Hi. 304 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,620 Morning, Hazel, love. 305 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,300 Senior Constable Wendy Madigan here and Constable Greg Madigan. 306 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,780 She knows our names. 307 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,340 And will you please stop title-dropping? 308 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,140 I've been promoted and Greg hasn't. 309 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,900 Was that necessary? -People need to know, Greg. 310 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,980 If we address the tension, they don't have to. 311 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,260 What's up? 312 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,220 Clyde said he saw a shotgun on the property. 313 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,700 That's weird. 314 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,460 You're too young for a gun licence, Hazel. 315 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,780 I know. That's why I don't have one. 316 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,880 What about your dad's old shotgun? 317 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,940 Sold it a couple of weeks ago. 318 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,700 We ran the number. It's still in his name. 319 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,100 Papers are in the mail. 320 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,740 Busy time of year for the postie, 321 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,700 being Christmas and all. 322 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,620 Yeah, well... Fair enough, love. 323 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,300 But you can never be too careful. 324 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,180 That's right. 325 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,060 Bugger, it's gone again. 326 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,100 And you wonder why you weren't promoted. 327 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,980 -Did you put it in the car? -In the gun safe. 328 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,380 Well, I didn't ask you... See you, Hazel. 329 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,380 I didn't ask you to do that. 330 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,820 Morning, Santa. We cleaned up the presents. 331 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,700 What the hell are the cops doing here? 332 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,860 -Greg and Wendy come here a lot. 333 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,580 So no-one told them I was here, right? 334 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,780 No. We swore a Christmas oath, Santa. 335 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,620 -We're Santa's little helpers. 336 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,700 Great. We need to hurry. 337 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,260 That's why I brought you Shanks. 338 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,540 He said you could ride him back to the North Pole. 339 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,220 -Right. 340 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,860 That's a very generous offer, you little nutcase, 341 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,380 but that's not what I mean. 342 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,180 You, sit down. You, sit there. 343 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:08,140 OK, so there has been a tragic accident. 344 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:13,020 Santa's infinite sack of presents has gone missing 345 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,900 and I think it's disappeared 346 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,780 when you shot me out of the sky, Daisy, 347 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,260 and it's somewhere on your farm. 348 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,660 Daisy, you idiot! 349 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,220 Hey, guys, it's no-one's fault, 350 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,380 even though it is Daisy's. 351 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,500 Anyway, um, my bag... 352 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,900 -Sack. -Sack is black. 353 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,100 -Red. -No. 354 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,140 It...it usually is, but for the first time ever, 355 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,620 Christmas is being brought to you by... 356 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,940 ..Big Barry's Sports Megastore. 357 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:43,180 Yeah, anyway, have either of you 358 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,260 seen a black sports bag lying around? 359 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,180 -Not this morning. -OK. 360 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,500 What about, say, in the past year? 361 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,500 -Didn't you lose it last night? -Yes...I did. 362 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,900 But, you see, time is like a flat circle. 363 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,500 That's why clocks are round. 364 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,660 Exactly. 365 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,340 And usually I'm travelling 366 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,460 on a continuous loop, 367 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:10,740 delivering prezzies in the past, the present and the future, 368 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,580 and when Daisy here shot me down... 369 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,060 By accident. 370 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,540 ..she must have interrupted 371 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:20,220 the space-time Christmas continuum. 372 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,180 -What? -Space and time, Tom. 373 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,640 It's all very complicated Christmas magic. 374 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,780 -So have you seen it? -No, but we'll help you find it. 375 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,260 Where do you think it would be? 376 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:34,700 Well, my sack, like me, 377 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,420 she loves Christmassy stuff 378 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,920 and when she gets scared... 379 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,660 ..she hides under Christmas trees. 380 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,460 -I hide under my bed. -That's very original, Tom. 381 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,420 -I have a shotgun. -I can see that, Daisy. 382 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,220 So where's your Christmas tree? 383 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,220 We don't have one. 384 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,840 We sort of have one. Dad's tyre tree. 385 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,660 Look who's outside, 386 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,760 Looking good, Tom. 387 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,860 What's with the shovels? 388 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,380 -We're on a treasure hunt. -Cute. 389 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,980 I have a bad feeling about this. 390 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,740 You have a bad feeling about everything. 391 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,840 Well, I'll be on lookout. 392 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,640 What are you doing? 393 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,760 Stupid shovel. 394 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,060 I'm gonna check the top. 395 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,800 No, no, no, no, under the tree, you little idiot. Dig! 396 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,720 Be careful, Daisy. 397 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,900 But I promised Santa. 398 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,060 You're getting a bit high now. 399 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,160 Shut up, Tom. 400 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,180 This is dangerous, Daisy. 401 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,280 - Don't worry. I'm invincible. - Jesus. 402 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,980 I can't see anything. 403 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,420 OK, too high, Daisy. Come down now. 404 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,520 Santa! 405 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,660 Santa? Santa, help! 406 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,100 Daisy, Daisy! Hey, get down!... 407 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,540 -It's not in here. -Daisy, no! 408 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,540 Get down! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 409 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,540 -Daisy! Daisy, no! Daisy! 410 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,680 You right, Daisy? -I'm fine! 411 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,100 Who the hell are you? 412 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,860 Hazel, Santa. Santa, Hazel. 413 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,820 No. No, I'm... 414 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,740 OK, OK... Look! 415 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,020 -Talk! -OK, I'm trying to. 416 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,380 -Are you a paedo? -No! 417 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,740 He just asked us to find his sack. 418 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,260 -Not helping! He's not a paedo, Hazel. 419 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,580 I thought that too, but he's really Santa. 420 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,660 -Go inside. -No. 421 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,780 Go inside right now! 422 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,380 -Who are you? -I'm a volunteer Santa. 423 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,940 And I know how it looks, 424 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,820 but I just crashed my van into your shed 425 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:23,980 and I...I didn't want to ruin the magic 426 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,500 for your little brother and sister. 427 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,660 -You're a volunteer Santa? -Yeah. 428 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,860 For the, um, Outback Santa... 429 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,220 Bullshit! 430 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,740 -No bullshit. -I'm calling the cops. 431 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,380 Please, please, please, please. Please don't. Don't. 432 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,380 This job, really, it means the world to me 433 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,660 and if you call the cops, my boss will know 434 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,700 I crashed the van and I'm a goner, you know? 435 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,420 And I have seven kids and they will have nothing. 436 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,140 -I thought you were a volunteer. -Paid. 437 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,260 Stop doing that! 438 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,020 I just wanted to fix my car, OK, 439 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,300 and...and grab my stuff and get out of here 440 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,500 so I could go to the doctor because...look, see? 441 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,820 I didn't want to bother you because I thought, you know, 442 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,460 you guys look like you're going through a tough time as it is. 443 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,380 Why were the kids out there with you? 444 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:09,100 Well, um, the Outback Santas, they have this crazy rule. 445 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,500 We're...we're never allowed to break character. 446 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,580 And so when little Tom and Daisy found me, 447 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,940 I panicked and I said, "Go and find my sack." 448 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,460 Christmas sack, with presents, not my... Obviously. 449 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,880 I'm really, really sorry. 450 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,460 -I'll fix your shed. -No shit. 451 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,980 -You're the one who broke it. -OK. 452 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,460 I'll fix the ute. How about that? 453 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,740 It needs a new starter motor and the battery's dead 454 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,540 and it needs a bunch of other stuff. 455 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,540 What's your name? 456 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,740 Leonard Schosta...kawasaki. 457 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,100 -You have one day, Leonard. -OK, great. 458 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,980 -You stay away from my house. -Yep. 459 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,140 If you bother Mum, she'll kick the shit out of you. 460 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,340 Roger that. 461 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,020 If you ruin Christmas for Tom and Daisy, 462 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,020 I'll take your head off. 463 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,980 OK. 464 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,540 Please, there's been a misunderstanding 465 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,580 or a mistake or something. 466 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,740 Nah, it's pretty clear to me 467 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,460 that you know what I'm talking about. 468 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,220 We...we don't. 469 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,800 Sorry, mister, but we don't even know a Daryl. 470 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,260 -Lord have mercy on these liars. -We're not lying! 471 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,540 And spare their unborn child 472 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,260 from their blasphemy. 473 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,820 I told you we should have gone to the Gold Coast, Joe. 474 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,920 Not now, Marya... -Shh! 475 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,560 Mary...and Joseph. 476 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,560 Actually, it's just Joe and Maryanne... 477 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:48,080 Seeking refuge in a humble inn. 478 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,540 Thank you. 479 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,860 So where'd you get this from? 480 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,000 Santa? 481 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,340 Is the Grinch real? 482 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,660 Yep, yep, he is. 483 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,580 -And the Easter Bunny? -Yep. 484 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,060 -What about the Tooth Fairy? -Sure, yep. So... 485 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,220 Can you tell her I've got a loose one? 486 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,980 Yep, I'll...I'll call her on the fairy phone, Daise. 487 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,020 -What about Jesus? -More trouble than he's worth. 488 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,820 What about... -Guys, enough! 489 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,700 Too many questions! 490 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,120 OK. 491 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,660 Just enough with the questions, OK? 492 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,620 It's a lot of questions. 493 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,780 So, my little bonbons, 494 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,820 if we're gonna save Christmas, 495 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,080 you need to shut up and listen, OK? 496 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,540 Thank you. 497 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,460 So... 498 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,900 ..Hazel is like the Grinch, OK? 499 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,940 And we cannot let the Grinch know 500 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,180 that we are looking for my bag. 501 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,980 Sack. -Can you stop saying that? 502 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,460 Sorry. -It's OK. 503 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,700 It's just that if we're gonna find my sack... 504 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,380 ..my bag before Christmas, 505 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,020 then we need to widen our search. 506 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,300 -So what are we doing? -We're gonna dig, Tom. 507 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,420 We're gonna dig, mate. So get out and find some shovels? 508 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,140 Yay, digging! 509 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,820 Why would it even be under here? 510 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,620 'Cause this is where I burn the old Christmas trees. 511 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,260 You know there's more lyrics to that song, Daisy? 512 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,020 And more songs, for that matter. 513 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,220 If you've got breath enough to sing, 514 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,500 then you're not digging fast enough, OK? 515 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,580 -Arggh! 516 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,540 Are you OK, Tom? -Santa? 517 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,100 Same goes for talking, Tom. 518 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,620 Santa, I've stabbed myself. 519 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,020 We don't have time for this, OK? Just keep digging. 520 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,120 I think it hit the radial artery. 521 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,220 Just take a deep breath. 522 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,580 I knew this was gonna happen. 523 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,660 I should never have gone outside! 524 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,020 I'll go get Hazel. -No! 525 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,940 Arggh! -Just keep digging. Tom! 526 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,380 Stop singing that song! 527 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,060 Tom! Slow down, mate! 528 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,820 Tom, come on, mate! 529 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,380 -Give me a... I'm dying! 530 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,980 Look, it can't be that bad if you're running this fast! 531 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,020 Go away! Leave me alone! 532 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,700 Slow down, mate. You're killing me! 533 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,860 Hey. 534 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,460 Calm down. 535 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,380 -I'm dying. -No, you're not. 536 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,340 -I need Hazel. -No, you don't, mate. 537 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,840 Just breathe. You're doing fine. 538 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,700 Um, how about this, mate? 539 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,460 Why don't you tell me about this? 540 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,780 I used to have a bunny. What was his name? 541 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,340 Rabbit De Niro. 542 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,860 Rabbit De Niro. That's good. 543 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,580 -What about that one? -Woofy Goldberg. 544 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,340 Classic. 545 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,440 And who's this guy? 546 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,160 That's Dad. 547 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:09,340 We built this place together for our pets. 548 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,940 He's here now too. 549 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,700 You must be missing him a bit, mate. 550 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,360 We used to talk a lot and kick the footy. 551 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,260 I...I can kick the footy with you, mate, if you want. 552 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,660 If...if you wanna kick the footy. 553 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,920 I don't do that anymore. 554 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,940 Because the memories are too painful? 555 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,980 Because the ball could hit me in the face and I could die. 556 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,860 Right. 557 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,660 Dad was walking near a river 558 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,600 and then Mum says he just fell. 559 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,960 He's gone now because he wasn't careful. 560 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:53,660 You know, Tom, I used to have this mate Blizzard. 561 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,460 He was this intense little dude with pointy features 562 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,300 and always wore a beanie. 563 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,860 -He was an elf? -Yeah. Yep, sure. 564 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,740 Anyway... 565 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,580 Blizzard made the most purest, funnest... 566 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,380 ..snow in all the North Pole. 567 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,900 -Elves make snow? -Sometimes. 568 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,860 The point is I was super keen to go skiing, 569 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,660 but I was afraid of Blizzard's snow 570 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,700 because I knew this bloke who'd had a bad comedown... 571 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,780 Fall, sorry. He'd had a bad fall. 572 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,460 And I was afraid it was gonna happen to me, right? 573 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,540 -Makes sense. -Yeah. 574 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:28,060 So this one day, I'm staring down the length of this run, 575 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,340 and Blizzard, he can see the fear in my eyes 576 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,340 and he says to me, "Life is like a theme park, right? 577 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:37,540 "There are rides and food and all kinds of colourful crap 578 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,420 "and, you know, we all have the choice 579 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,580 "to watch from the sidelines, safe and sound, 580 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,880 "or you can just jump on in and...have the best time." 581 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,340 Look, everything's a risk, mate. 582 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,460 But that's life. And you know what? 583 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,880 I reckon your dad, he'd say the same thing. 584 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,320 Don't watch from the sidelines. 585 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,380 -We good? -Yeah. 586 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,740 Right, the most important thing is to remember 587 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,900 that the human body can cop a whole lot of punishment, OK? 588 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 So throw the ball at me. 589 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,040 Come on, mate. Give it some curry. 590 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,680 Try again. 591 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,700 OK. Yep. 592 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,580 -Are you OK? -That was good. 593 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,200 No, I'm OK. 594 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,580 Yep, good. That's... 595 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,540 -Now you've got it. Good onya! 596 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,900 Ooh! You little pri... 597 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,900 OK, yep, good! 598 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,140 OK, mate, lesson learned, lesson learned! Ooh! 599 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,980 Pillow monster! What's going to happen? 600 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,540 What's happening? 601 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,220 Has he got any fight left in him? 602 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,380 Boy, he's up and he's... 603 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,820 - Ho-ho! The uppercut! 604 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,540 He's just knocked him over! He's coming from the top. 605 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,580 He's gonna give a big walloping! 606 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,700 No! Here he comes! 607 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,460 Hazel, I don't need my armour anymore! 608 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,180 The human body can cop a whole lot of punishment. 609 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,540 Santa taught you that? 610 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,820 Yeah. -That's great, Tom. 611 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,340 Dinner's ready. 612 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,100 Ooh! 613 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,200 Copped it. 614 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,460 Ooh! 615 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,980 That boy can pack a punch. 616 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,080 Not you, Leonard. 617 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,740 Um, what was your surname again? 618 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,420 'Schostakawasaki'. 619 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,140 How do you spell that? 620 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:55,380 S-A... 621 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,140 Wrong. This is Leonard Schostakowski. 622 00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,820 Who the hell are you? 623 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,580 Would you believe there's two of us? 624 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,620 -I'm calling the cops -No, no, don't, don't, don't. 625 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:07,180 Len, from Mildura, is a mate 626 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,260 and I borrowed his van. 627 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,220 -OK, OK, OK. 628 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,060 My name... 629 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,160 ..is Daryl, Daryl Dunn. 630 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,100 See? Dunny. 631 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,340 -What are you doing here? -Crashed Len's van. 632 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,100 -OK! 633 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,200 There's money buried on your farm. 634 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,620 A mate was driving by and he dumped it here. 635 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:34,060 -And he left me a clue. -A clue? 636 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,160 What are you, a pirate? 637 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,340 "The present is under the Christmas tree." 638 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,940 That's the clue. 639 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,300 Why is it on my farm? 640 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,180 I don't know, Hazel. Why's your farm so shit? 641 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,360 Sometimes things don't go to plan. 642 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,460 -How much money? -None of your business. 643 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,560 How much? 644 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,720 -500,000. 645 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,740 So if you just put the phone down, 646 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,460 maybe we can come to some kind of arrangement... 647 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,620 -Half. -Come again? 648 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:07,980 I want half. 649 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,700 You can have three grand and... 650 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,300 ..the presents in the van. 651 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,060 Half, and the presents in the van. 652 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,980 You're a very greedy little girl. You know that? 653 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,420 -10,000. -No. 654 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,580 -20,000? -Hi. 655 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,580 I'd like to report a person on my farm. 656 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,900 OK, deal! 657 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,700 -Jesus Christ. -You have until Christmas Eve. 658 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,360 Then you're gone, with or without the money. 659 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,900 Mum, we're gonna put up Christmas lights. 660 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,420 - You wanna help us? No, thank you. 661 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,900 You do it. You have fun. 662 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Alright. Love you, Mum. 663 00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,180 So, Hazel, 664 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,420 now that you're helping us find his sack, 665 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,780 can Santa come to Christmas lunch? 666 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,620 Lunch is family only, Daisy. 667 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,620 He is family. He's Father Christmas. 668 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,640 Exactly. He'll be back at the North Pole with Mrs Claus. 669 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,180 -She can come too. It's time for sleep. 670 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,780 Got a big day tomorrow. 671 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,000 We said one more night, Daisy. 672 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,480 Fine. One more. 673 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,060 Goodnight. Love you, weirdos. 674 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,160 Love you. 675 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,380 Told you he wouldn't forget about us. 676 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,960 This is the best Christmas ever. 677 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,460 Where's my money? 678 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,740 I don't know, mate. I lost it! 679 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,380 I don't believe ya. 680 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:20,300 The present's under the Christmas tree. Christmas tree. 681 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,340 Oi! 682 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,700 What the hell are you doing? 683 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,620 Main road. Pine trees. 684 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:09,660 -Presents. -What? 685 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,940 That's the main road your friend would have driven down. 686 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,340 If I were him, I would've buried it under one of these. 687 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,680 You don't think you should be a little bit more discreet? 688 00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,720 Don't worry about her. 689 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,000 -Is she alright in the head? -She's fine. 690 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,200 Get digging. 691 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,520 Righto. 692 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,640 Good Lord, I'm at a fork in the road. 693 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,900 So please bestow on me, 694 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:51,100 your most humble disciple, a sign. 695 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,500 Thank you. 696 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,380 Three wise men. 697 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,560 You serious, man? What are you doing? 698 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,660 I need a sign. 699 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,660 Sorry bro, but we're using ours? 700 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,760 I'm looking for a man. 701 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,500 So can you tell me which way he went? 702 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,700 - Who? - His name is Daryl. 703 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,340 Well, sorry, bud, there's, like, 16 Daryls who work for council, 704 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,780 so you'll have to be more specific than that? 705 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,940 Please give me the patience, my Lord. 706 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,020 You serious, man? Get off the bloody road! 707 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,660 Not until I get my sign. 708 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,620 Hey, we told you, mate... 709 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,780 -Come on, then! 710 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,220 Arggh! 711 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,060 Sorry, sorry! Keep the sign! 712 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,820 I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry! 713 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,860 I'm sorry. 714 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,960 You can have my sign. 715 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,320 Well, look at that. 716 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,360 God just saved your arse. 717 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,480 That was excessive! 718 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,420 Up. 719 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,460 -We're gonna try somewhere else. 720 00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,140 Hey, listen. 721 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,780 I know it's a wild idea, 722 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,980 but have you thought about it being inside the house? 723 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,380 Why the hell would it be inside? 724 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,500 Well, it's where Christmas trees live, inside houses. 725 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,600 You're not coming into my house. 726 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,940 Where are you going? -To make lunch. 727 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,100 Great. I'm starving. 728 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,740 Lunch is for winners, Dunny. Keep digging. 729 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,680 Come on, man! I haven't eaten in days. 730 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,540 Give it some curry. 731 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,680 Butter chicken! 732 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,280 OK, go. 733 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,040 Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. 734 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,800 OK, go, go! 735 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,460 What the hell, Daisy? 736 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,560 Sorry. 737 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,760 Hazel's in there. 738 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:21,820 Don't watch from the sidelines, mate. 739 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,220 Hazel! 740 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,640 Hazel, I've found the sack, but I can't find Santa. 741 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,460 That's OK. Why don't you just show me where it is, yeah? 742 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,820 She wants all the toys to herself. 743 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:40,660 Yeah, you just can't trust some people, can ya? 744 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,760 OK, go. 745 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,020 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 746 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,120 Go, go. 747 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,140 Where's the tree? 748 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,060 Is that always where you put it? 749 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,160 OK. 750 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,120 Hello? 751 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,860 Don't waste my time, Tom! 752 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:24,400 Hazel! Where are you going, Hazel? 753 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,700 Hazel, I know you're in there, OK? 754 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,120 Just... Hello? 755 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,660 -Good afternoon. -Why are you here? 756 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,980 -Where's your mum, Hazel? -She's not here. 757 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,480 Well, then you leave me with no choice. 758 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,660 What's this? 759 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,340 You failed to make a payment by the third and final due date, 760 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,700 so I must present you with this letter of foreclosure. 761 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,340 You have 14 days to vacate the premises, 762 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,140 after which time, if you fail to do so, 763 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:55,500 law enforcement will be involved. 764 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,540 You said I had a week. -You said a week. 765 00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,780 -I said two days. -I told you, I've got the money. 766 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,380 No, you said you were coming into money. 767 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,660 -I am! -No, it's too late, alright? 768 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,260 We're just...we're putting it on the market. 769 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,740 Don't tell me I'm too late! 770 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:07,900 Miss Raley, are you trying to 771 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,220 leverage a better price from me? 772 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,100 -Who are you? -Harold Bishop. 773 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,780 Director of Surveying. 774 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:14,820 -Who are you? -I'm, er, Clyde Dandy. 775 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,340 -The bank manager. -Assistant manager. 776 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,140 Well, lovely to meet you, Mr Dandy. 777 00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:21,820 Now, do you know what that is, Dandy? 778 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,820 That's coal. Don't be afraid of it, mate. 779 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,980 I've been scoping this place for months 780 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,420 and the place is riddled with it. 781 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,220 -Is it? -Yep. Yeah. 782 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,380 Right, so when you said you were coming into money... 783 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:32,380 Yeah, mine. 784 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,980 Yep, just got to liquefy a few assets 785 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,700 and restructure the portfolio. 786 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,860 -You know how it is. -Yeah. I... Yes, of course. 787 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,300 -I do, yeah. -Thought you would, Dandy. 788 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,460 -Yeah. -Yep. 789 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,340 So, um, you can take the notice here 790 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,820 and tell your boss that this family's 791 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,460 about to become filthy fuckin'... 792 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,060 Get off my property! 793 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,780 Get out. Go on! 794 00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,020 Now, who the hell are you? 795 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,340 So, Daryl showed up yesterday after he crashed into the farm. 796 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,980 Microsleep. Only takes a second. 797 00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,140 And I felt really bad because he's a volunteer Santa 798 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:07,980 and he gives presents to sick kids. 799 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,940 Come on, I hate the word 'hero'. 800 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,380 And I didn't want to burden you because he seemed trustworthy, 801 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,100 so I said he could stay in the shed until he fixes his van. 802 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,820 No, Mum! Don't look at him! 803 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,980 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look away, Mum! 804 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,420 -What? -'Cause it's Santa. 805 00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:23,940 They think he's Santa. 806 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,220 Yeah, yeah. Don't worry, kids. 807 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,500 Don't worry. 808 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,020 It's, um...yes, normally I would explode 809 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,020 if, um, an adult sees me. 810 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:37,380 But, um, seeing as your mum here is so, um, youthful, 811 00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,260 there's nothing to worry about, so... 812 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:41,740 Can he stay? Pretty please! 813 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,260 I don't really have time for this. 814 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,180 Set him up in the spare room. 815 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,280 -Great! -Um... 816 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:51,300 You want a total stranger staying at our house? 817 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,780 Stranger? Come on, more like a drifter, if that. 818 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,580 I thought you said we could trust him. 819 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,980 -He's staying in the shed. -I'd love to stay in the house. 820 00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,100 It's a beautiful house. Be very comfortable. 821 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,200 Whatever you think, Hazel. 822 00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,020 Yes! 823 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,660 Yes! Santa's staying! Presents, presents! 824 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,980 Daisy, we're getting presents for sure! 825 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,940 Let's decorate the tree! 826 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,400 Shotgun! Putting on the fairy lights! 827 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,460 So, I thought you said she'd kick the shit out of me. 828 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:23,980 Thought she would. 829 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,540 So, how much money do you owe? 830 00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:34,900 200,000. 831 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,200 Shit, that's a lot. 832 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,260 And your mum, she doesn't care? 833 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,180 I don't know. 834 00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,260 She spent the last year staring at dirt, 835 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,660 and now all she cares about is that stupid windmill. 836 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,700 Maybe there's water underground. 837 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,420 Holy shit! Why didn't I think of that? 838 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,700 I can't believe after 10 years of drought, 839 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,500 I never thought to check the bore water. 840 00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,840 Thank you, Mr City Man. 841 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,300 You know, back when I was a truckie, 842 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:09,940 I knew this bloke called Razor. 843 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,220 Nice guy. Very sharp. 844 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,700 Anyway, Razor told me this story 845 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,700 about the Melanesian Islanders, right? 846 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,180 And apparently in World War II 847 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,420 there were a ton of soldiers living on their doorstep. 848 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,460 Now, these soldiers, they gave them gifts, 849 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:25,340 like food, medicine, clothes, all sorts of crap, you know? 850 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,060 How is any of this relevant? 851 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,660 Well, when the soldiers finally left, 852 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,260 well, they took all the stuff with them. 853 00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,500 And so the Melanesians, they believed 854 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:36,420 that if they rebuilt the runways and the towers, 855 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,900 that they would bring the soldiers back, 856 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,900 with all the gifts. 857 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,700 Maybe your mum thinks that, 858 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,420 that if she rebuilds the windmill, then... 859 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,520 It'll rain. 860 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,220 Um, you know this money, 861 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,360 it's not exactly a get-out-of-jail-free card. 862 00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,920 It's stolen. 863 00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:02,060 Me and my mate, we stole it. 864 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,780 Yeah, no shit. 865 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,060 Black sports bag. Stab wound. 866 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,620 "Don't tell your mum." 867 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,720 I've seen movies, Daryl. 868 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,180 It...it's just that there's something I need to... 869 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:14,940 What I'm trying to say is... 870 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,040 Shut up. 871 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,220 Grab a shovel, Dunny. 872 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,240 I know where the money is. 873 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000 That's a moodjar tree. 874 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,060 A parasite. 875 00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:33,100 We poisoned it because it was killing the other trees. 876 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,300 But you know what else they call it? 877 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,400 An Australian Christmas tree. 878 00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,700 So, how does your family all fit together? 879 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:55,820 What do you mean? 880 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:59,580 Well, you know, you're, like... 881 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,780 Um, but...but Tom's obviously not...not... 882 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,880 We're family, Daryl. 883 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,980 Family's what you make it. 884 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,700 Now, dig. 885 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,780 It's just that I'm not that comfortable 886 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,260 with digging up your dad's grave. 887 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,020 It's not his grave. 888 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:16,660 Dad's in the cemetery. 889 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,260 Tom just puts Dad's photos here 890 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:19,940 so his spirit can be with the animals. 891 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,780 Right. 892 00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,880 Thank God. 893 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,120 I'm sorry about your dad, by the way. 894 00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,780 Don't be. His choice. 895 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,860 What, you think... 896 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:41,320 He had a shit year after a bunch of shit years. 897 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,040 -Daryl. 898 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,840 What have you found? 899 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,140 Cat Damon. 900 00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:00,700 Anything on your side? 901 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,880 No. Sorry. 902 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,520 Hazel... 903 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,540 ..there's something I should tell you. 904 00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,380 We start again tomorrow. 905 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,760 Come on, you... 906 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,060 Argh! 907 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,860 -Start, you piece of... 908 00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,320 Start! 909 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,600 -Yeah! 910 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,380 -Where's my money? -I don't know, mate. 911 00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:36,740 I lost it! 912 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,060 I don't believe ya. 913 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,920 Daryl? 914 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,820 Daryl! 915 00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,460 Daisy! Get in here right now! 916 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:10,200 -Sorry, Santa. -It's OK. 917 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,740 You and Tom are coming with me, alright? 918 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,460 Come on. 919 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,020 Where are we going? 920 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,120 You won't need that. 921 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:23,280 Hey, what's your favourite Christmas food? 922 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:33,060 -Morning, Hazel, love. -I'm really sorry about Mum. 923 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,020 It's just today's the anniversary. 924 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,100 We know, love. But that's not why we're here. 925 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,780 It's just when Clyde was here, 926 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,060 he mentioned that he saw another man on the property. 927 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,500 Brown beard, red pants, about yea tall? 928 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,660 That was an interested buyer. 929 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,380 A mining magnate. 930 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,700 -You know where he was headed? -No. 931 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,740 Did he say he'd be making contact again? 932 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,420 Not sure. 933 00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,020 He said something about having to sell some assets. 934 00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:58,580 Right. 935 00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:01,660 Well, he matches the description of a prison escapee 936 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,380 who trumped the cops at Oakley Hospital. 937 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,260 Got locked up last year for stealing from a fish market. 938 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:07,540 Half a mil. 939 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,100 I don't mean to scare you, love, 940 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,460 but this man has a particularly violent past. 941 00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,560 Daryl, we need to... 942 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,900 Daryl? 943 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,500 Tom! 944 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,600 Daisy! 945 00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:36,860 Mum! 946 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,940 What? 947 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,160 -Have you seen Tom and Daisy? -No. Why? 948 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,200 No reason. 949 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,260 The cash is on the counter, mate. 950 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:29,740 Thanks, guys. Merry Christmas. 951 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,820 Merry Christmas. Have a nice day. 952 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,740 So we're really not paying for this? 953 00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,220 Shush, mate. I'm Santa. 954 00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:38,180 I've given that kid heaps of free shit over the years. 955 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,580 -What the hell are you doing? -Stealing! 956 00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,060 She's kidding. 957 00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,460 Shopping. She means shopping. 958 00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,940 We're just, um, you know, 959 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,940 getting a jump on Christmas lunch, getting you some food. 960 00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,180 Kids, get in the tray. 961 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:51,660 OK. 962 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,880 -I'm driving. -OK. 963 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,900 Are you alright? Is this a teenage thing, Hazel? 964 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,580 I thought you'd kidnapped Tom and Daisy. 965 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,220 Why the hell would I do that? 966 00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,700 What are you doing? 967 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,340 I got a visit from the cops. 968 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,540 -You robbed a fish market. - OK! 969 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,980 -And escaped from prison. -Keep your voice down. 970 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:14,780 -Technically a hospital. -And you have a violent past. 971 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,300 OK, well, it does sound pretty bad 972 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,540 when you roll it together like that. 973 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,380 Hold up! Just let me finish my pie. 974 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:21,820 You'd better start talking. 975 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,500 OK, I broke out of a jail. 976 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:24,900 -Big whoop. -Huge whoop. 977 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,100 You would too, if some psycho was trying to kill you! 978 00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:28,540 Someone's trying to kill you? 979 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:29,940 He bribed my cellmate to stab me, 980 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,540 then hunted me down in hospital, so, yes. 981 00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,020 -Why would he do that? -'Cause I stole from him. 982 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:37,380 -You stole from a fish market! -I did. Dingo's fish market. 983 00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,820 Lot of money in fish when they're stuffed full of drugs. 984 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,100 And what about your violent past? 985 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,200 Daryl, what does that mean? 986 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:50,540 You know, you've got about two seconds before I honk this horn. 987 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,180 OK, OK, fine, fine. 988 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:53,780 I was your age. 989 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,580 I was in a pub, which is a stupid place to be at that age, 990 00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:59,420 and my best mate, he got into a fight 991 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,760 and I stood up and I pushed this bloke off him. 992 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:05,320 And he hit his head. 993 01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,660 -He hit his head? -It was an accident. 994 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,900 OK? I made one stupid mistake, Hazel. 995 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,140 It only takes one stupid mistake. 996 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,820 Please. 997 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,300 That's my violent past. 998 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:23,400 OK? 999 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,500 Daisy, here. Put the prawns in the freezer. 1000 01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,740 We don't want to catch salmonella. 1001 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,740 Yep, onto it. Prawns in freezer, pronto. 1002 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:50,880 I'll bring the fairy lights. 1003 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:56,800 Thanks for not turning me in. 1004 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,580 You know I never meant to drag you into this, 1005 01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:05,460 but when we find the cash, I will piss off 1006 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:07,660 and we can both get our fresh start. 1007 01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:11,100 You know, one of the last things my dad said to me 1008 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,120 is that the only thing harder to outrun than death is debt. 1009 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,500 Neither of us are getting a fresh start, Daryl. 1010 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,500 You'll always be running, 1011 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,160 and I'll always be watching my mum pull at a windmill. 1012 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,320 OK. Ready? 1013 01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:41,700 Give it a bit. 1014 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,820 Yeah, come on. 1015 01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:45,220 Yep. 1016 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,660 A little bit more. 1017 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,620 Yep. Yep! 1018 01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:52,940 Go slow! 1019 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:54,540 -Yep! 1020 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,240 Go a bit slow! 1021 01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:02,160 Yep, yep. 1022 01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:22,380 Look at it! 1023 01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:24,620 -Yes! 1024 01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,120 Heh. 1025 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,920 Tinny? 1026 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,760 Yeah. 1027 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:51,640 Yep. I can see why you wanted to get her up. 1028 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,940 It's a he. Kevin. 1029 01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,820 My great-grandad named him after he bought the place. 1030 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,380 Yeah, right? 1031 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,380 Farm's been in the family for a while, then? 1032 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:06,540 -80 years. -Wow. 1033 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:08,780 Had some good ones too. 1034 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:13,760 But the fires came through and old Kev here took a tumble. 1035 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,040 Next thing, the rain stopped. 1036 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:23,380 Yeah, we still get clouds sometimes, but just teasing us. 1037 01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,480 Yeah. 1038 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,100 What's your name again? 1039 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,220 Daryl. 1040 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,140 Fiona. 1041 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,860 Nice to bloody meet ya, Fiona. 1042 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:41,120 So, where's the next stop? 1043 01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:44,860 On your present run? 1044 01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:48,940 Just near Adelaide. 1045 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:50,300 Yep. 1046 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,140 Yeah, I'll be out of your hair soon. 1047 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,540 Shame. 1048 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,640 Kids will miss you. 1049 01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:00,160 Their dad... 1050 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:05,260 ..he's not around anymore. 1051 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,360 Yeah, Hazel mentioned. 1052 01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,560 What about your family, Daryl? 1053 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:18,200 Um, you know... 1054 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:22,300 ..things don't always go as planned. 1055 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:28,820 We got a saying on this farm. 1056 01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:31,200 "Family's what you make it." 1057 01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:34,880 I like it. 1058 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:40,460 You know, a couple of days ago, I had this stupid thought. 1059 01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:42,220 Yeah? 1060 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,940 That if I got it back up again... 1061 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:47,380 - Yeah, it would rain. - No. 1062 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:49,480 That... 1063 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,560 ..things would be good again. 1064 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:56,660 That Jase... 1065 01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,920 I've spent the last year... 1066 01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,620 ..figuring out what I could have done different. 1067 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:17,320 -Fiona, listen... -No. Nah. 1068 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:19,940 No. 1069 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,040 Enough chat. 1070 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:25,200 Time for the finishing touch. 1071 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:37,780 Before the kids, Jase used to light it up for me. 1072 01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,420 Beats a tree any day. 1073 01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:42,520 Bloody hell. 1074 01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:46,400 One last present from him. 1075 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:56,100 You coming? 1076 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:58,960 Think I might just enjoy the view for a bit longer. 1077 01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,440 Pull your shit together. 1078 01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:39,580 Move over. 1079 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,200 Let an old pro show you how it's done. 1080 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:38,340 What are you lookin' at? 1081 01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:40,140 -What did you do? -What? 1082 01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:42,020 Um... 1083 01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:43,580 Mum's helping with the food. 1084 01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:45,820 Right, yeah. I don't know. 1085 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,220 I was just giving your mum a hand with the windmill. 1086 01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:50,320 Why would you do that? 1087 01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:53,680 It's Christmas. 1088 01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:58,380 Do you want to come to lunch tomorrow? 1089 01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:01,180 -Sorry? -Lunch. 1090 01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:03,340 It would mean a lot to Tom and Daisy. 1091 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:05,260 Yeah, probably shouldn't. 1092 01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,060 It...it's Christmas Eve and I should get on the... 1093 01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:08,740 I'll get on my way, you know? 1094 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:11,200 But, you know, we haven't even found the money. 1095 01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:15,620 You also stole way too much food, 1096 01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,720 so you'll be doing us a favour. 1097 01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:21,900 And it would also... 1098 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,160 ..mean a lot to me too. 1099 01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:30,080 -OK. -OK. 1100 01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:33,280 Cool, I'll...I'll see you then. 1101 01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:42,940 Where's my money? 1102 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,500 I don't know, mate! 1103 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,600 I lost it. 1104 01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:49,540 I don't believe ya. 1105 01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:01,900 Idiot! 1106 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:05,580 -What are you doing? Go away! -Daryl? 1107 01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,780 Go away, Jason! 1108 01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:10,020 -Daryl! -You came back. 1109 01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:12,620 You came back! You never come back! 1110 01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:14,660 It's Small Crimes 101! 1111 01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,700 Where's...my...money? 1112 01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:19,020 It's gone, mate. 1113 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,940 -The money's gone. -What? 1114 01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:23,300 Let him go! This is pointless. 1115 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:26,360 - The cops are on their way. - You're kidding me! 1116 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,020 Daryl, tell my wife 1117 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:33,000 the present's under the Christmas tree. 1118 01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,420 Wake up! Wake up! Wake up, Mum! 1119 01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:51,060 Good morning! It's Christmas! 1120 01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:53,460 Merry Christmas! Come on, let's go. 1121 01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,140 Get up! It's time for presents! 1122 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,620 -Merry Christmas. -Let's go. 1123 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,060 -It's time for presents! -Come on. Presents! 1124 01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:01,100 Daisy, we talked about this. 1125 01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,100 There won't be any presents this year, remember? 1126 01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,980 Yeah, but Santa's our friend now. 1127 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:07,100 Yeah! 1128 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:09,920 Come on, we'll go get the presents. 1129 01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:21,060 -It's empty. -Daisy... 1130 01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,640 I'm getting Santa! 1131 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,380 He's gone! 1132 01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:34,940 He's probably still delivering presents. 1133 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,460 No, Mum, you don't get it. 1134 01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:39,060 -He wasn't actually... 1135 01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:44,420 Santa! Santa's still here! 1136 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,500 Ho-ho-ho! 1137 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:51,180 Merry Christmas! 1138 01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:52,940 Santa! Yep! 1139 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,980 Sorry, team! I'm a little bit late. 1140 01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:56,980 Hit a bit of turbulence over Bali, hey? 1141 01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,820 -You look amazing. Thank you. 1142 01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,860 -Which ones are ours? -All of 'em! 1143 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,340 Go nuts! Come on. 1144 01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:03,460 Come here. 1145 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:05,300 Up you get! Up! 1146 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,380 -You right, Tommo? Good? -Yeah. 1147 01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:10,660 Daryl! How much did you spend on all this? 1148 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,980 Santa doesn't pay for things. 1149 01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:15,140 Courtesy of the Outback Santas. 1150 01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,240 Well, come on, get amongst it! 1151 01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:19,660 Come on! 1152 01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,880 -Thanks, Santa. -Don't mention it. 1153 01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:33,920 - One... No, two. 1154 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:37,860 -Sorry, we're closed. 1155 01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:39,420 Christmas Day and that. 1156 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,720 Nah, you're right. Go for it. 1157 01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:53,580 Heh. "Gabriel." 1158 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:58,760 Nah, it's just Gabe, man. 1159 01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:03,940 Gabriel, have you seen a sinner dressed as Santa Claus? 1160 01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:06,200 Weird...question. 1161 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:12,060 But, yeah, yesterday. He came in with a few local kids. 1162 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:15,060 -That's interesting. -It's not that interesting. 1163 01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:19,020 Now, Gabriel, 1164 01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:21,280 where do these kids live? 1165 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:27,580 Merry Christmas, Tom. 1166 01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:29,500 Whoa! 1167 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:31,620 Yeah! You did win! 1168 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:35,300 Nice work. 1169 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:37,600 Ooh, look out. 1170 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,020 - Wow! - My... 1171 01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:44,260 -Tom! You look so handsome. Mate! 1172 01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:47,260 -Haven't seen a bowl since '82! -Thank you. 1173 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:50,700 I would like to propose a piece of toast. 1174 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,540 Firstly, thank you, Santa, 1175 01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:54,580 for spending Christmas lunch with us. 1176 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:57,140 I don't think we would have had a Christmas this year 1177 01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:58,620 if Daisy didn't shoot you. 1178 01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:01,020 -You're welcome. 1179 01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:06,460 Second, I thought since it's been a year and all, 1180 01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:10,100 it might be cool if we all said something nice about Dad. 1181 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:13,540 Maybe what we miss about him the most. 1182 01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:15,460 I'll go first. 1183 01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:17,140 I miss bear hugs. 1184 01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:19,380 I miss shoulder rides. 1185 01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:21,500 Hazel? 1186 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,600 Really? 1187 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:27,220 Fine. I miss being tucked into bed. 1188 01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:29,820 Mum? 1189 01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:31,420 I miss my best friend. 1190 01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:32,460 And Santa? 1191 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:35,380 Um, I didn't really know the bloke, mate. 1192 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:37,660 -Yes, you did. But you're Santa! 1193 01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,580 You know everything about everyone! 1194 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:41,900 That's God, Daise. 1195 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:43,740 This looks delicious. Shall we get stuck in? 1196 01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:45,340 You played footy together. 1197 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,060 I think you're thinking about someone else, mate. 1198 01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:48,540 Can you pass me the spuds, Hazel? 1199 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:50,140 -What's he talking about? -No idea. 1200 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:51,820 -I'll show you. -I might just grab something. 1201 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:53,920 See? Right here. 1202 01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:58,060 It was on Dad's grave, and then it wasn't. 1203 01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:01,140 And I found it scrunched up under Santa's bed. 1204 01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:02,780 You knew Jason? 1205 01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:04,740 No. I...I... 1206 01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:06,660 I mean, I did, yeah. 1207 01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:09,220 We used to play footy together. 1208 01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:11,320 What? Santa and Dad were friends? 1209 01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:16,540 -That's why you're here. -What's going on? 1210 01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:19,980 The money on the farm, it's Dad's. 1211 01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:23,080 -Hazel... -What money on the farm? 1212 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:26,460 What money on the farm, Hazel? 1213 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:28,980 Santa is actually a criminal on the run. 1214 01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:30,300 He's Santa! 1215 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:32,300 And he crashed into our shed looking for money 1216 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,060 that apparently Dad buried the night he died. 1217 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:35,940 -Hazel, can you stop? -Now he's on the run. 1218 01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:37,340 And you didn't think to tell me? 1219 01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:39,620 When? When you were staring at dirt? 1220 01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:42,060 Or when you were fixing that stupid windmill? 1221 01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:43,980 -What is happening right now? -Hazel! 1222 01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:45,500 Everyone stop fighting! 1223 01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:47,260 OK, everybody just needs to shut up. 1224 01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:49,360 You're ruining Christmas! 1225 01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:58,480 Yes, I knew your dad. 1226 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:01,800 Jase and I were best mates when I was growing up. 1227 01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:06,780 But I hadn't seen him in years. 1228 01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:10,780 Um, and then last Christmas, he called me up out of the blue, 1229 01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:12,260 saying that he needed money... 1230 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,740 -Dad wouldn't do that. -Come on. 1231 01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:18,060 "The only thing harder to outrun than death is debt." 1232 01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:23,120 So, the bloke who we stole the money off... 1233 01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:28,420 ..he tracked us down, and your dad... 1234 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,520 He didn't jump? 1235 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:35,140 You let me stand there and tell you 1236 01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:37,880 that my dad...that he... 1237 01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:40,580 What was I supposed to do, Hazel? 1238 01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:41,900 You're the reason he's dead! 1239 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,660 No, it wasn't my fault, OK? 1240 01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:46,020 Like it wasn't your fault with the guy at the pub? 1241 01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:49,140 Jase called me, OK? I was trying to help out a mate. 1242 01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:50,820 Do you steal from all your dead friends? 1243 01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:53,060 -I was gonna give you half! -That's bullshit! 1244 01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:55,940 So, Santa isn't real? 1245 01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:57,700 Yes, Tom, 1246 01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,180 but this isn't him. 1247 01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:01,260 -Yes, it is! -Stranger danger! 1248 01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:04,500 This is Daryl, a dropkick without a family. 1249 01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:05,700 Hazel... -Blasphemy! 1250 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:08,360 -Please... -Get the hell off my property. 1251 01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:11,740 Get the hell off my property! 1252 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:14,240 You know what? I was leaving anyway. 1253 01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:21,240 Santa! Santa, please, come back! 1254 01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:25,060 Please! 1255 01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:26,420 Don't go! 1256 01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:28,520 I am not Santa! 1257 01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:30,220 Please. 1258 01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:32,320 I am not Santa! 1259 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:36,000 I don't believe you. 1260 01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:40,820 Santa, stop! 1261 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:43,740 Santa, come back! 1262 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:46,660 No! Please, come back! 1263 01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:48,760 -No! 1264 01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:04,500 I thought we told you to... 1265 01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:06,600 Merry Christmas. 1266 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,960 What's for lunch? 1267 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,620 You shouldn't keep your gun loaded. 1268 01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:18,520 Especially when there's kids around. 1269 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:23,480 Didn't even have your safety on. 1270 01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:29,680 Shit! 1271 01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:32,520 That's light. 1272 01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:36,340 Anyway... 1273 01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:37,820 ..where's Daryl? 1274 01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:39,580 We're not telling, Grinch! 1275 01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:41,420 Which means we don't know who you're talking about. 1276 01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:44,500 -Hazel... -I don't really like liars. 1277 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,100 Neither does God. 1278 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,900 OK, yes, he was here. 1279 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:51,460 But he pissed off when he found out you were coming. 1280 01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:53,340 It's a shame, 'cause he's got my money. 1281 01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:55,340 We don't know anything about your money, OK? 1282 01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:57,540 He screwed us over too. 1283 01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:01,980 There. 500,000 cash. It's yours. 1284 01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:04,080 -Daryl... -Let me finish. 1285 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,540 Your dad was a hero, 1286 01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:10,540 and he loved you very much. 1287 01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:12,820 And when shit hit the fan, 1288 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:15,140 he could have gotten away scot-free, but he didn't. 1289 01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:17,480 He came back. 1290 01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:21,040 He knew I was in trouble and he came back for me. 1291 01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:23,940 You never go back. 1292 01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:26,540 Small Crime 101. -Exactly. 1293 01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:28,060 -What? 1294 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:04,980 Here! 1295 01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:26,300 Heh? 1296 01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:35,100 Yes! 1297 01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:51,980 Aggh! Ya! 1298 01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:53,060 What?! 1299 01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:55,540 Don't watch from the sidelines. 1300 01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:02,940 -Owwww! 1301 01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:08,100 Argh! 1302 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:09,460 No! 1303 01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:22,760 Whoa! 1304 01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:24,700 -Yah! 1305 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,800 Get off me! 1306 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,580 No! 1307 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,100 Come here. 1308 01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:41,540 Arggh! 1309 01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:42,860 Yah! 1310 01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:50,880 -Enough! 1311 01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:53,420 Enough! 1312 01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:56,660 Where's my money?! 1313 01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:59,560 Dingleberry! Come and get it! 1314 01:23:28,680 --> 01:23:30,680 Arggh! 1315 01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:36,460 Oi, you shot me in the leg! 1316 01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:38,560 It's just a graze. 1317 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:47,140 You know, I was a sinner when you robbed me. 1318 01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:49,500 I was an unholy man. 1319 01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:51,620 I guess I deserved to be robbed. 1320 01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:53,340 So I should thank you for that. 1321 01:23:53,440 --> 01:23:56,500 But just like me, what once was lost 1322 01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:59,020 has now been found. 1323 01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:01,460 Good Lord showed me the way, didn't ya? 1324 01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:04,060 -Are you sure? -He sent me signs. 1325 01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:05,700 Yeah, but did he say, though? 1326 01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:07,340 Like, explicitly? 1327 01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:09,140 -It's over, Daryl. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1328 01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:11,060 What about forgiveness? Jesus forgives, right? 1329 01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:15,040 I'm more of an Old Testament kind of guy. 1330 01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:18,460 You shot Santa! 1331 01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:19,900 Daisy! Daisy... 1332 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:23,100 Kids, you just wanna go inside? 1333 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:25,580 -You don't wanna see this. -I've already called the cops. 1334 01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:27,860 -And they're on their way. -Wow. 1335 01:24:27,960 --> 01:24:31,440 Don't have time to wait for you to go inside, then, do I? 1336 01:24:40,720 --> 01:24:43,620 That's a very big gun for a little girl. 1337 01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:45,060 Let him go! 1338 01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:47,140 Hazel! You don't wanna do this, darlin'. 1339 01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:49,260 Hazel! -Let him go! 1340 01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:51,980 Somehow, Hazel, I don't think you've got the balls. 1341 01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:54,340 Nah, I got freaking ovaries! 1342 01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:55,700 Hazel, please, listen to me. 1343 01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:58,580 It's not worth it, darlin'. I'm not worth it, OK? 1344 01:24:58,680 --> 01:24:59,980 Hazel, it's OK. 1345 01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:01,380 Put it down. 1346 01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:04,580 Hazel, it only takes one mistake to ruin your life. 1347 01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:07,140 You don't want to do this, trust me. 1348 01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:10,660 You're a good kid and you're a great sister. 1349 01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:13,060 Your family needs you. 1350 01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:14,540 No! 1351 01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:30,900 I told you it would work! 1352 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:32,980 It's just like you said, Daisy. 1353 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:35,240 It's a Christmas miracle. 1354 01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:39,420 Really? Now I'm confused. 1355 01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:43,020 God wanted me to punish you for stealing from me. 1356 01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:45,300 And then he makes it rain. 1357 01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:47,580 And that washes away your sins. 1358 01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:50,500 He does work in mysterious ways, doesn't he? 1359 01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:59,380 Yep. Sorry, Daryl. 1360 01:25:59,480 --> 01:26:02,220 It's pretty clear that he does want me to strike you down. 1361 01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:05,300 So now, with divine permission 1362 01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:08,140 of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, 1363 01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:10,240 I deliver you from... 1364 01:26:26,440 --> 01:26:28,480 He was on the naughty list. 1365 01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:32,760 He wasn't the only one, Daisy! 1366 01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:49,460 Well, Santa's gonna need one hell of a clause 1367 01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:50,940 to get out of this one. 1368 01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:54,620 What about you lot? You gonna be OK? 1369 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:58,040 We're fine. We're good. 1370 01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:02,580 The truth is he saved us. 1371 01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:04,180 Saved you from what? 1372 01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:06,400 -From... -From a shitty Christmas. 1373 01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:18,460 Reckon they'll ever get that windmill back up and going? 1374 01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:19,980 Not likely. 1375 01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:24,380 I love Christmas. Me too. 1376 01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:25,860 Me three. 1377 01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:07,380 -Hello. -It's good, though. It's nice. 1378 01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:09,740 Yeah, thank you, my wife bought it for me. 1379 01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,620 -Santa! Daisy! 1380 01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:17,200 Hello, look at you! You look gorgeous! 1381 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:19,500 Where's your suit? 1382 01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:21,340 Love, I told you, I'm not... 1383 01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:22,860 I know you're Santa 1384 01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:25,860 and that other guy's just a fake. 1385 01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:27,740 -I made the footy team! Did you, mate? 1386 01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:29,580 That's amazing. Congratulations! 1387 01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:32,000 Come on, everybody! Lunch is getting cold. 1388 01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:35,020 Whoop! Thank you. 1389 01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:37,300 Leonard came to collect his gift. 1390 01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:38,660 Thanks, mate. 1391 01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:41,140 We'll be able to do a whole heap of good with this. 1392 01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:44,940 -Did you give him our mon... -No, I gave him yours. 1393 01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:46,940 Right. 1394 01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:50,260 -Welcome home, Daryl. Thank you. 1395 01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:52,980 Cheers, everyone! Merry Christmas! 1396 01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:54,820 A frothy one. Look out! 1397 01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:57,900 You guys look amazing. 97116