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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,320 (INSTRUMENTAL 'AWAY IN A MANGER') 4 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,220 WOMAN: 38-year-old prisoner. Male. Caucasian. 5 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,700 Stab wound to the lower left abdomen. 6 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,900 We need an urgent fluid resus. 7 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,940 Blood pressure is falling. We need a trauma panel. 8 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,140 He is FASTing. Let's prep him for surgery. 9 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,660 Patient has no known family. 10 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,700 Corrections staff still investigating next of kin. 11 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:04,760 Be alert, everyone. The patient is regarded as dangerous. 12 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,320 (MONITORS BEEP REGULARLY) 13 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,500 (CAR ALARM BLARES IN DISTANCE) 14 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,860 (OFFICER SIGHS) 15 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,460 MAN ON RADIO: Oh, someone's put a hole 16 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,820 through our windscreen, mate. 17 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,920 You better come check it out. Over. 18 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,960 Roger that. On my way. 19 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:28,820 Old mate's alright, yeah? 20 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,900 -He's out cold. -OK. 21 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,180 I gotta go sort this out. 22 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,380 MAN: Can't be sure, mate, but it looks like someone's 23 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,540 put their fist through it - over. 24 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:41,160 (DOOR SHUTS, LOCK CLICKS) 25 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,720 Ohh! (GROANS) 26 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,160 Ugh! 27 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,220 (GRUNTS) 28 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,140 (CAR ALARM CONTINUES BLARING) 29 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,580 Oh, Dingo! 30 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,680 Shit. 31 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,960 (GRUNTS) 32 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,420 MAN: Oh-ho-ho-ho! 33 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,020 Merry Christmas! 34 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,500 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 35 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,600 (INSTRUMENTAL CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYS) 36 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,200 (BUTTONS BEEP) 37 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,620 (KNUCKLES CRACK) 38 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,720 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 39 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:41,500 You've been good, haven't you? Ho-ho-ho-ho! 40 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,260 Sorry, mate. They're just for the kids. 41 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,420 My daughter's in the bathroom. 42 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,780 -Got cancer. -What sort? 43 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,020 Um, kidney. Kidney, yeah. 44 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,360 -Why are you in the gown? -Gave her one of mine. 45 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,260 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 46 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,360 (CHRISTMAS MUSIC CONTINUES) 47 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,520 Merry Christmas. 48 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,840 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 49 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,460 (MUFFLED YELLING) 50 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,600 (MUFFLED VOICE) Oh, he stole my costume! 51 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,020 (KEYS JANGLE) 52 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,760 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO) 53 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,180 Requesting backup to Oakley Hospital. 54 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,740 We'll need another van. 55 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,860 We've still got a prisoner unconscious upstairs. 56 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,340 OFFICER 2: At the very least, 57 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:47,820 we'll need a windscreen repairer out here. 58 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,100 Tell 'em that. 59 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,700 OFFICER 1: We're supposed to be guarding him... 60 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,020 -(CAR LOCK BEEPS) -..after his surgery. 61 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,020 Oh, piss off! 62 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,480 (MAN GROANS AND GRUNTS) 63 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,640 -Where's Daryl? -(MAN MURMURS) 64 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,300 (ENGINE REVS) 65 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,820 -Arggh! -(BRAKES SQUEAL) 66 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,660 Look out, kid! You got a death wish?! 67 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,960 -I hate you, Santa! -(TYRES SQUEAL) 68 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,180 No, no! (WHIMPERS) 69 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,280 (TYRES SQUEAL OUTSIDE) 70 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:34,240 (MAN MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY) 71 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,280 Where's your phone? 72 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,940 SONG: ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 73 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,900 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 74 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,620 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year 75 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,740 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 76 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,700 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 77 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:57,580 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year 78 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,860 ♪ Good tidings we bring 79 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,620 ♪ To you and your kin 80 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,100 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 81 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,860 -♪ And a happy new... ♪ -DARYL: Shut up. 82 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,660 MAN: No, I would have seen a button, Maryanne! 83 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,180 There's normally a little latch sort of thing, you know? 84 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,500 MARYANNE: Well, are there any latches? 85 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,300 MAN: No, there's no latches. (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 86 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,220 Whoop! Hello. 87 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,360 (COUPLE CONTINUES BICKERING) 88 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,040 Loser! 89 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,300 Thank you, Leonard. Ha-ha! 90 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,100 OK. 91 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,400 Ooh, what have we got here? 92 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,260 -Nice. OK. -(PHONE CHIMES) 93 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,040 (SIGHS) OK, um... 94 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,140 -Yeah? No. OK. -(PHONE CHIMES) 95 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,020 Um... Hmm. 96 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,060 Well, huh. 97 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,740 -(MURMURS INDISTINCTLY) -(CAMERA CLICKS) 98 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,940 -Ooh! -(PHONE TRILLS) 99 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,700 Loser! (LAUGHS) 100 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,500 Alright... (MUMBLES) 101 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,180 "Hattersley Homestead." Search. 102 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,500 And...OK. 103 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,340 There you are. 104 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,340 -(PHONE TRILLS AND BUZZES) -Shit! 105 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,440 Right... 106 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,980 MARYANNE: I'm pushing on the thing. It's not coming out. 107 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,900 -MAN: Well, are you sure? -MARYANNE: Yes! 108 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,460 MAN: Is there something else underneath it 109 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,940 or under the car or something? 110 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,420 Check on the right, Joe, under the... 111 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,220 Yes, I have, Maryanne! Just give me a second! 112 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,540 Don't snap at me, Joe! You chose the bloody car. 113 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,180 DARYL: You guys having a bit of trouble? 114 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,260 -Oh, yeah. -Hire car, is it? 115 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,940 Joe wanted a hybrid. 116 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,940 Oh, right. You guys on holidays? 117 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,700 -Babymoon. -Babymoon. 118 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,140 Ah! Do you mind if I...? 119 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,300 -Oh, sure, man. Please. -Yeah? 120 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,780 Just underneath... Yeah, there it is. 121 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,860 It's just, um...just here. 122 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,100 -JOE: Ohh! -Yep, there we go. Hah. 123 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,700 -Thanks, mate. -Hey, no worries. 124 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,780 Uh, busy time of year for you, hey? 125 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,300 Oh, yeah, but never too busy to lend a hand, you know? 126 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,140 Ooh. Ahh! 127 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,020 A little something for the newborn. 128 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,300 -Oh, thank you. -Thanks, mate. 129 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,300 Yeah, no worries. Merry Christmas, hey? 130 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,540 -JOE: Yeah, merry Christmas. -Yeah, good onya. 131 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,260 (BIRDS SQUAWK) 132 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,520 (CROWS CAW) 133 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,620 (GIRL SINGS) ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 134 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,660 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 135 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,700 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and... 136 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,700 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 137 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,620 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 138 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,540 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and... 139 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,200 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas. ♪ 140 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,260 -(GUNSHOT) -Oh! 141 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,860 MAN: I'm doing my best, Hazel, alright? You know I am. 142 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,060 But believe it or not, there are actually people above me 143 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,860 that I need to answer to at the bank. 144 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,500 HAZEL: We just need one more week, Clyde. 145 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,700 CLYDE: That's what you said last week and the week before. 146 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,100 Alright, fool me once, Hazel, but fool me seven times? 147 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,580 I'm not an idiot! 148 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,340 And I'm needing urgent medical assistance. 149 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:45,820 No, no, this is real this time. 150 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,500 -I told you to watch the stove! -No, no! 151 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,020 HAZEL: We sold another tractor, so I'll get you a bit now 152 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,620 and we can work out the rest later. 153 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,740 CLYDE: Later? There is no later, OK? 154 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,580 I...I've closed more farms in the past month 155 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,780 than the rest of my career, and those farms had sheep. 156 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:01,360 -We have sheep! -(BLEATS) 157 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,220 That's one sheep, Hazel. One. 158 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,740 It speaks volumes that you would come here this time of year. 159 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,900 Hey, that's not fair. You know me better than that. 160 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,700 -Come on. -(GUNSHOT) 161 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:15,540 Daisy! Again, you cannot make it rain by shooting the clouds! 162 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,540 -You know that's burning. -I'm sorry. 163 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,860 -Can we do this another day? -No, we can't... 164 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,300 -Say, a week from now? -No, Hazel. 165 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,940 We can't keep going on with this, alright? 166 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,020 I'm gonna have to get foreclosure proceedings st... 167 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,500 -(GUNSHOT) -Daisy! 168 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,460 If you're not careful, you're gonna shoot down Santa. 169 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,500 -DAISY: What? -Inside, now! 170 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,780 Look, we've just been really busy, OK? 171 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,900 Oh! Very safe. 172 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,700 Thank you for coming. I'll see you, say, after Christmas? 173 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,080 Two days and then I'm gonna have to...! 174 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,000 (ENGINE RUMBLES) 175 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,060 -(RADIO STATIC) -WOMAN: G'day, folks. 176 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,620 You're listening to 107.3 Country FM. 177 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,340 And with only four sleeps till Christmas, 178 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,500 we're playing back-to-back Christmas hits. 179 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,340 ('JINGLE BELLS' PLAYS) 180 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,660 (STATIC) 181 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,260 MAN: You're on Outback Radio 97.3 FM. 182 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:08,620 It's been another hard year. 183 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,020 What we all need is a bit 184 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,180 of Christmas cheer, I reckon. 185 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,860 Enjoy this one, folks. 186 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,980 SONG: ♪ La-la-la... ♪ 187 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:18,980 MAN 2: G'day, this is 101.7 Warragimbul Community Radio. 188 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:22,900 We're taking donations for farmers and rural firefighters. 189 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,220 But first here's another Christmas classic 190 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,860 for all you folks out there. 191 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,060 Enjoy. 192 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,620 ('HARK! THE HERALD ANGELS SING' PLAYS) 193 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:33,980 SONG: ♪ Glory to the newborn king 194 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:38,580 ♪ Peace on earth and mercy mild 195 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,940 ♪ God and sinners... ♪ 196 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,580 (GARBLED) Anything? 197 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,940 A weird dangly thing at the back. 198 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:48,020 You're not dying, Tom. Eat. 199 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,340 TOM: The doctor and Google says I have 'sye-phillus'. 200 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,820 HAZEL: You don't have syphilis, 201 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,580 you didn't have Ebola and you don't have smallpox. 202 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,220 -I had gonorrhoea. -That was diarrhoea. 203 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,620 DAISY: Tom, can you google if Santa's bulletproof? 204 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,880 Don't waste any more of Mum's data! 205 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:10,400 Mum! Dinner! 206 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,440 Come on. Eat before it's cold. 207 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,400 Mum's a better cook. 208 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,280 Is there coriander in this? 209 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,020 (INSECTS CHIRP) 210 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,380 HAZEL: Come on, kids! Time for bed! 211 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,240 (DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS) 212 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,720 (BED CREAKS) 213 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,700 Should we call an ambulance? 214 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,620 Tom's fine, Daisy. 215 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,860 Not for Tom. For Santa. 216 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,940 You didn't shoot Santa. It was a stupid thing to say. 217 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,860 It's not even Christmas Eve. 218 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,700 HAZEL: Exactly. 219 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,100 Maybe he's doing a test run. 220 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,100 Santa doesn't do test runs. 221 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,780 Besides, his reindeer can fly, 222 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,420 so even if he is hurt, they'll just take him to the hospital. 223 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,180 What if she shot them too? 224 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:16,120 -DAISY: What? No! -Not helping, Tom. 225 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,700 Santa's all good. So are his reindeers. 226 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,800 Time for sleep, Daisy. 227 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,120 One more night, OK? 228 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,240 (GENTLE MUSIC) 229 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,420 HAZEL: Goodnight. Love you, weirdos. 230 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,640 -DAISY: Love you. -TOM: Love you. 231 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,380 TOM: I'm not sure Santa's coming this year. 232 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,100 DAISY: What do you mean? 233 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,200 TOM: I reckon he's forgotten about us... 234 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,020 ..just like everyone else. 235 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,080 DAISY: He'll come. You just gotta believe. 236 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,820 ('PRISONER OF SOCIETY' BY THE LIVING END PLAYS ON STEREO) 237 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,220 Tune! 238 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,420 SONG: ♪ Well, we don't need no-one 239 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,980 ♪ To tell us what to do 240 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,420 ♪ Oh, yes, we're on our own and there's nothing you can do 241 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:16,180 ♪ So we don't need no-one like you to tell us what to do... ♪ 242 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,460 Mm! Yeah! 243 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,300 -♪ We don't refer to the... ♪ -Sheep! 244 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,020 (TYRES SQUEAL) 245 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,580 -(SHEEP BLEATS) -(SONG STOPS) 246 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:26,740 -(BRAKES SCREECH) -(CLATTERING) 247 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,740 (ENGINE REVS) 248 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,780 (THUDDING AND SQUEALING) 249 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,060 -(CRASH!) -(GASPS) 250 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,160 -(METAL RATTLES) -(GASPS) 251 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,600 DAISY: Oh! 252 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,520 -(BIKE SQUEAKS) -(DAISY PANTS) 253 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,600 (BIKE SQUEAKS SOFTLY) 254 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,000 (ENGINE IDLES) 255 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,500 (ENGINE SPUTTERS) 256 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,600 (GASPS) 257 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:21,740 (ENGINE STALLS) 258 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,200 (METAL CREAKS) 259 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,600 (GENTLE MUSIC) 260 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,460 DAISY: Oh, no! No! 261 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,220 No! 262 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,900 Wake up, Santa! 263 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,620 I will not let you die, not on my watch! 264 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,720 (DAISY GRUNTS) 265 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,580 Clear! 266 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,860 Ohh! Arggh! 267 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,300 Get that... Don't touch my nipples! 268 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,340 I need them to restart you. 269 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,780 What the... Oh, Jesus Christ! 270 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,340 I'm so sorry. I was only trying to make it rain. 271 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,460 -OK, OK. Hey, just shut up. -(DAISY WHIMPERS) 272 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,620 Just...don't cry. 273 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,600 (SNIFFLES) Sorry, Santa. 274 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,660 Uh, where am I? 275 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:37,980 Earth. 276 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,500 Great. Good one. 277 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,580 -Can you be more specific? -Australia. 278 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,060 Come on. 279 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,740 Hattersley Homestead. 280 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,900 Right. Good. 281 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,380 Who are you? 282 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,840 Daisy Amanda Raley. I sent you those letters, remember? 283 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,580 Yep. Where's your family? 284 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,460 Mum's in bed. Hazel's in bed. 285 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,920 Tom's in bed. Dad's dead. 286 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,900 Great. Let's keep it that way. 287 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,640 Except your dad. Sorry about that. 288 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,580 Oh, shit...vers. 289 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,060 Sorry. Shivers. 290 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,160 Is that the naughty list? 291 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,380 What? 292 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,140 On your arm. 293 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,240 Oh, yeah. 294 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,680 You could say that, especially Chastity. 295 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:25,980 She was really naughty. 296 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,860 Please don't put me on it, Santa! 297 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,740 -I didn't mean to shoot you. -What? 298 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,660 Clouds have water in them and we need rain. 299 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:33,980 -But Hazel said... -OK, OK. 300 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,220 Shush-shush-shush your mouth. 301 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,020 You'll be sweet with me if you promise 302 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,460 not to tell anyone I was here. 303 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:44,240 -I promise. -Good. 304 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,180 Do you wanna save Christmas? Yeah? 305 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,460 Santa's gonna need your help. 306 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,060 ('SLICE OF HEAVEN' BY DAVE DOBBYN) 307 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,980 ♪ Da-da-da, bom-bom, da-da-da, bom-bom 308 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,900 ♪ Da-da-da, bom-bom, da-da-da-da-dum 309 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,900 ♪ Da-da-da, bom-bom, da-da-da, bom-bom 310 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,660 ♪ Da-da-da, bom-bom 311 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,620 ♪ Da-da-da-da-dum 312 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,580 ♪ Da-da-da, bom-bom, da-da-da, bom-bom 313 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,460 ♪ Da-da-da, bom-bom... ♪ 314 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,880 Vita Gummies and bandaids. 315 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,220 Got anything stronger? 316 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:21,580 ♪ Bom-bom, da-da-da, bom-bom, da-da-da-da-dum 317 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,380 ♪ Da-da-da, bom-bom, da-da-da, bom-bom 318 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,340 ♪ Da-da-da, bom-bom 319 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,260 ♪ Da-da-da-da-dum... ♪ 320 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,440 DAISY: Horse tranquilliser and a bullet. 321 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,240 Split the difference? 322 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,180 ♪ Da-da-da, bom-bom, da-da... ♪ 323 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,280 Huh? 324 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,620 -(GASPS) -I've got a secret. 325 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,020 -What? -Not telling. Come see. 326 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,980 -Where? -In the shed. 327 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,700 Are you crazy? I'm not going outside. 328 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,700 There's climate change and skin cancer 329 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:01,340 and pandemics and werewolves and stranger danger. 330 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,640 He's no stranger. 331 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,760 He knows when you've been sleeping. 332 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,320 He knows when you're awake. 333 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:15,140 ♪ Da-da-da, bom-bom, da-da-da, bom-bom 334 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,060 ♪ Da-da-da, bom-bom 335 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,140 ♪ Da-da-da-da-dum 336 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:22,980 ♪ Da-da-da, bom-bom, da-da-da, bom-bom 337 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,980 ♪ Da-da-da, bom-bom 338 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,740 ♪ Da-da-da-da-dum... ♪ 339 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:30,060 Daisy! Who the hell is this, you little snitch? 340 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,940 This is my brother. He got these. 341 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:35,240 -I couldn't reach. -Oh, right. Well, fair enough. 342 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,100 What's with the get-up, mate? 343 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,980 -He's scared. -Of what? 344 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,800 -Everything. -You're bleeding. 345 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,120 Oh, nothing a little whisky can't fix, mate. 346 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,420 (WHISPERS LOUDLY) I think we should get Hazel. 347 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,020 (WHISPERS) No-one else can know. 348 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,820 -I don't think he's Santa. -He is. 349 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,820 -I shot him out of the sky. -She did. 350 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,700 It's not even Christmas yet. 351 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,500 -Why were you flying? -Test run. 352 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,500 Where are your reindeer? 353 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,300 Um... 354 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,900 They metamorphosised 355 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,780 into a panel van when they hit the ground. 356 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,220 You don't look like Santa. 357 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,100 Well, you don't look like a smart-arse, mate, 358 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,200 but here we are. 359 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:18,020 Fine, then. If you're Santa, then what's my name? 360 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,860 -Uh... -It's... 361 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,400 -No. -Your name. 362 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,780 Um... Hang on, mate. 363 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:28,140 My, um...my Santa senses are tingling. 364 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,560 Stranger danger. I'm getting Hazel. 365 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Uh, Tom! 366 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,420 -Your name is Tom, mate. -DAISY: See? 367 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,100 DARYL: I've known you since you were born. 368 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,700 Yeah, I remember the day you were born. 369 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,220 When you came out, you were a, uh, baby. 370 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,740 And look at you now. You're all grown up and big. Wow. 371 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,900 -I am! -You are! 372 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,700 Yep. 373 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,580 So, uh, my two little bonbons, 374 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,180 I need you two to promise me 375 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,820 that you won't tell anyone else about this, OK? 376 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,420 -Especially you, Daisy. -TOM: Not even Hazel? 377 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,540 -How old's Hazel? -15. 378 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,640 Drop the... Thank you. 379 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,740 Sorry. 15, you say? 380 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,900 Yeah, no, that's too old. 381 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,660 You know, at 15, you're almost an adult 382 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:19,740 and, look, if an adult was to see me, I'd explode... 383 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,900 ..and die. 384 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,040 -Die? -Alright? 385 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,460 Good. Now piss off. 386 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,260 Santa needs his rest 387 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,860 and time to think about 388 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,800 how he's gonna get back to the North Pole. 389 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,860 Goodnight, Santa. Time for sleep. 390 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,960 See you in the morning. 391 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,880 (TENDER MUSIC) 392 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,680 (PILLS RATTLE) 393 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,100 -(MUSIC DARKENS) -(GIBBERS) 394 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,200 (GROANS) 395 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,480 (DARYL BREATHES HEAVILY) 396 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,500 MAN: The present's under the Christmas tree. 397 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,900 -(GUNSHOT ECHOES) -(GASPS) 398 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 (BIRDS CAW) 399 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,040 (DOOR OPENS) 400 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,660 Mum, can we talk about these? 401 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,540 They keep coming in and I don't know what to do. 402 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,640 MUM: Don't worry about it, Hazel. 403 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,840 (GUNSHOT) 404 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,480 HAZEL: Daisy, stop that! Seriously! 405 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,440 (GUN CLICKS) 406 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,060 -(GUNSHOT) -HAZEL: Daisy! 407 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,940 How many times do I have to tell you 408 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,240 that is never going to make it rain? 409 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,880 Go inside! 410 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,980 (MUM IN DISTANCE) How could you? 411 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,820 How could you leave me with all this on my own?! 412 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,660 (MUM WEEPS) You arsehole. 413 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:19,900 (GRAVEL CRUNCHES) 414 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,360 You selfish arsehole, Jason! 415 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,400 -Damn you, Jason! -(CAR HANDBRAKE CLICKS) 416 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,100 (TENSE MUSIC) 417 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,620 -(METAL CLANGS) -(GRUNTS) 418 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:31,700 (CAR DOORS SHUT) 419 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,800 -Argh! -WOMAN: Hello? 420 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,760 Anyone home? Hello?! 421 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,360 HAZEL: Hi. 422 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,620 WOMAN: Morning, Hazel, love. 423 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,300 Senior Constable Wendy Madigan here and Constable Greg Madigan. 424 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,780 GREG: She knows our names. 425 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,340 And will you please stop title-dropping? 426 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,140 I've been promoted and Greg hasn't. 427 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,900 -GREG: Was that necessary? -People need to know, Greg. 428 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,980 If we address the tension, they don't have to. 429 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,260 What's up? 430 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,220 Clyde said he saw a shotgun on the property. 431 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,700 That's weird. 432 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,460 You're too young for a gun licence, Hazel. 433 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,780 I know. That's why I don't have one. 434 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,880 What about your dad's old shotgun? 435 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,940 Sold it a couple of weeks ago. 436 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,700 We ran the number. It's still in his name. 437 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,100 Papers are in the mail. 438 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,740 Busy time of year for the postie, 439 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,700 being Christmas and all. 440 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,620 Yeah, well... Fair enough, love. 441 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,300 But you can never be too careful. 442 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,180 That's right. 443 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,060 Oh, bugger, it's gone again. 444 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,100 WENDY: And you wonder why you weren't promoted. 445 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,980 -Did you put it in the car? -In the gun safe. 446 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,380 GREG: Well, I didn't ask you... See you, Hazel. 447 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,380 I didn't ask you to do that. 448 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,820 Morning, Santa. We cleaned up the presents. 449 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,700 What the hell are the cops doing here? 450 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,860 -Greg and Wendy come here a lot. -(CAR DOORS SHUT) 451 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,580 So no-one told them I was here, right? 452 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,780 No. We swore a Christmas oath, Santa. 453 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,620 -We're Santa's little helpers. -(CAR DRIVES OFF) 454 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,700 Great. We need to hurry. 455 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,260 DAISY: That's why I brought you Shanks. 456 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,540 He said you could ride him back to the North Pole. 457 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,220 -(BLEATS) -Right. 458 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,860 That's a very generous offer, you little nutcase, 459 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,380 but that's not what I mean. 460 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,180 You, sit down. You, sit there. 461 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:08,140 OK, so there has been a tragic accident. 462 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:13,020 Santa's infinite sack of presents has gone missing 463 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,900 and I think it's disappeared 464 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,780 when you shot me out of the sky, Daisy, 465 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,260 and it's somewhere on your farm. 466 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,660 Daisy, you idiot! 467 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,220 Hey, guys, it's no-one's fault, 468 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,380 even though it is Daisy's. 469 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,500 Anyway, um, my bag... 470 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,900 -Sack. -Sack is black. 471 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,100 -Red. -No. 472 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,140 It...it usually is, but for the first time ever, 473 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,620 Christmas is being brought to you by... 474 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,940 ..Big Barry's Sports Megastore. 475 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:43,180 Yeah, anyway, have either of you 476 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,260 seen a black sports bag lying around? 477 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,180 -Not this morning. -OK. 478 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,500 Uh, what about, say, in the past year? 479 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,500 -Didn't you lose it last night? -Yes...I did. 480 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,900 But, you see, time is like a flat circle. 481 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,500 That's why clocks are round. 482 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,660 Exactly. 483 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,340 And usually I'm travelling 484 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,460 on a continuous loop, 485 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:10,740 delivering prezzies in the past, the present and the future, 486 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,580 and when Daisy here shot me down... 487 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,060 By accident. 488 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,540 ..she must have interrupted 489 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:20,220 the space-time Christmas continuum. 490 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,180 -What? -Space and time, Tom. 491 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,640 It's all very complicated Christmas magic. 492 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,780 -So have you seen it? -No, but we'll help you find it. 493 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,260 Where do you think it would be? 494 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:34,700 Well, my sack, like me, 495 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,420 she loves Christmassy stuff 496 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,920 and when she gets scared... 497 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,660 ..she hides under Christmas trees. 498 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,460 -I hide under my bed. -That's very original, Tom. 499 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,420 -I have a shotgun. -I can see that, Daisy. 500 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,220 So where's your Christmas tree? 501 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,220 We don't have one. 502 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,840 We sort of have one. Dad's tyre tree. 503 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,680 (FAINT CLATTERING) 504 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,660 HAZEL: Look who's outside, 505 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,760 Looking good, Tom. 506 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,860 What's with the shovels? 507 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,380 -We're on a treasure hunt. -Cute. 508 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,980 I have a bad feeling about this. 509 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,740 You have a bad feeling about everything. 510 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,840 TOM: Well, I'll be on lookout. 511 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,540 (DRILL WHIRRS) 512 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,640 (MUTTERS) What are you doing? 513 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,280 (DAISY GROANS LOUDLY) 514 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 (GRUNTS) 515 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,520 (GROANS) 516 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,960 (DAISY GRUNTS) 517 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,760 Stupid shovel. 518 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,060 I'm gonna check the top. 519 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,800 No, no, no, no, under the tree, you little idiot. Dig! 520 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,720 Be careful, Daisy. 521 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,900 But I promised Santa. 522 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,060 You're getting a bit high now. 523 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,160 DAISY: Shut up, Tom. 524 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,180 This is dangerous, Daisy. 525 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,280 -Don't worry. I'm invincible. -Oh, Jesus. 526 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,980 I can't see anything. 527 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,420 OK, too high, Daisy. Come down now. 528 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,520 Santa! 529 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,660 Santa? Santa, help! 530 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,100 Daisy, Daisy! Hey, get down! Ohh... 531 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,540 -It's not in here. -Daisy, no! 532 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,540 Get down! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 533 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,540 -Daisy! Daisy, no! -HAZEL: Daisy! 534 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,260 -(TYRES THUD) -DAISY: Ugh! Ohh! 535 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,680 -HAZEL: You right, Daisy? -I'm fine! 536 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,100 Who the hell are you? 537 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,860 Hazel, Santa. Santa, Hazel. 538 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,820 Oh, no. No, I'm... (STAMMERS) 539 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,740 OK, OK... Uhh, look! 540 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,020 -Talk! -OK, I'm trying to. 541 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,380 -Are you a paedo? -No! 542 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,740 He just asked us to find his sack. 543 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,260 -Not helping! -TOM: He's not a paedo, Hazel. 544 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,580 I thought that too, but he's really Santa. 545 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,660 -Go inside. -No. 546 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,780 Go inside right now! 547 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,380 -Who are you? -I'm a volunteer Santa. 548 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,940 And I know how it looks, 549 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,820 but I just crashed my van into your shed 550 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:23,980 and I...I didn't want to ruin the magic 551 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,500 for your little brother and sister. 552 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,660 -You're a volunteer Santa? -Yeah. 553 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,860 For the, um, Outback Santa... 554 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,220 -Bullshit! -Ohh! 555 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,740 -No bullshit. -I'm calling the cops. 556 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,380 Please, please, please, please. Please don't. Don't. 557 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,380 This job, really, it means the world to me 558 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,660 and if you call the cops, my boss will know 559 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,700 I crashed the van and I'm a goner, you know? 560 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,420 And I have seven kids and they will have nothing. 561 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,140 -I thought you were a volunteer. -Paid. 562 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,260 Ohh! Stop doing that! 563 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,020 I just wanted to fix my car, OK, 564 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,300 and...and grab my stuff and get out of here 565 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,500 so I could go to the doctor because...look, see? 566 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,820 I didn't want to bother you because I thought, you know, 567 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,460 you guys look like you're going through a tough time as it is. 568 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,380 Why were the kids out there with you? 569 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:09,100 Well, um, the Outback Santas, they have this crazy rule. 570 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,500 We're...we're never allowed to break character. 571 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,580 And so when little Tom and Daisy found me, 572 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,940 I panicked and I said, "Go and find my sack." 573 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,460 Christmas sack, with presents, not my... Obviously. 574 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,880 I'm really, really sorry. 575 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,460 -I'll fix your shed. -No shit. 576 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,980 -You're the one who broke it. -OK. 577 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,460 I'll fix the ute. How about that? 578 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,740 It needs a new starter motor and the battery's dead 579 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,540 and it needs a bunch of other stuff. 580 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,540 What's your name? 581 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,740 Leonard Schosta...kawasaki. 582 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,100 -You have one day, Leonard. -OK, great. 583 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,980 -You stay away from my house. -Yep. 584 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,140 If you bother Mum, she'll kick the shit out of you. 585 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,340 Roger that. 586 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,020 If you ruin Christmas for Tom and Daisy, 587 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,020 I'll take your head off. 588 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,980 OK. 589 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,080 (BONNET CREAKS) 590 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,080 (DOOR SHUTS) 591 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,540 MARYANNE: Please, there's been a misunderstanding 592 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,580 or a mistake or something. 593 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,740 DINGO: Nah, it's pretty clear to me 594 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,460 that you know what I'm talking about. 595 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,220 JOE: We...we don't. 596 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,700 (SIGHS) 597 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,800 Sorry, mister, but we don't even know a Daryl. 598 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,260 -Lord have mercy on these liars. -We're not lying! 599 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,540 And spare their unborn child 600 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,260 from their blasphemy. 601 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,820 I told you we should have gone to the Gold Coast, Joe. 602 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,920 -JOE: Not now, Marya... -Shh! 603 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,560 Mary...and Joseph. 604 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,560 JOE: Actually, it's just Joe and Maryanne... 605 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:48,080 Hmm. Seeking refuge in a humble inn. 606 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,360 (BLINDS CLATTER) 607 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,580 (PHONE TRILLS) 608 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,640 (PHONE BUZZES) 609 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,280 (PHONE CONTINUES BUZZING) 610 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,540 Thank you. 611 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,180 (PHONE CONTINUES BUZZING) 612 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,080 (GRUNTS) 613 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,860 So where'd you get this from? 614 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,000 Santa? 615 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,480 (ENGINE STARTS AND REVS) 616 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,280 (TYRES SCREECH) 617 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,340 DAISY: Is the Grinch real? 618 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,660 Yep, yep, he is. 619 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,580 -And the Easter Bunny? -Yep. 620 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,060 -What about the Tooth Fairy? -Sure, yep. So... 621 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,220 Can you tell her I've got a loose one? 622 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,980 Yep, I'll...I'll call her on the fairy phone, Daise. 623 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,020 -What about Jesus? -More trouble than he's worth. 624 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,820 -DAISY: What about... -Guys, enough! 625 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,700 Too many questions! 626 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,120 (LAUGHS AWKWARDLY) OK. 627 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,660 Just enough with the questions, OK? 628 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,620 It's a lot of questions. 629 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,780 So, my little bonbons, 630 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,820 if we're gonna save Christmas, 631 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,080 you need to shut up and listen, OK? 632 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,540 Thank you. 633 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,460 So, uh... 634 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,900 ..Hazel is like the Grinch, OK? 635 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,940 And we cannot let the Grinch know 636 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,180 that we are looking for my bag. 637 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,980 -BOTH: Sack. -Can you stop saying that? 638 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,460 -BOTH: Sorry. -It's OK. 639 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,700 It's just that if we're gonna find my sack... (SIGHS) 640 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,380 ..my bag before Christmas, 641 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,020 then we need to widen our search. 642 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,300 -So what are we doing? -We're gonna dig, Tom. 643 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,420 We're gonna dig, mate. So get out and find some shovels, eh? 644 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,140 Yay, digging! 645 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,460 (DAISY SINGS) ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 646 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,460 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 647 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,980 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and... 648 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:10,100 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas... ♪ 649 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,820 TOM: Why would it even be under here? 650 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,620 DAISY: 'Cause this is where I burn the old Christmas trees. 651 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,100 ♪ We wish you a merry... ♪ 652 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,260 DARYL: You know there's more lyrics to that song, Daisy? 653 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,020 And more songs, for that matter. 654 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,780 -♪ We wish you a merry... ♪ -Daisy! 655 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,220 If you've got breath enough to sing, 656 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,500 then you're not digging fast enough, OK? 657 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,580 -(CRUNCH!) -Arggh! 658 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,540 -DAISY: Are you OK, Tom? -Santa? 659 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,100 Same goes for talking, Tom. 660 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,620 Santa, I've stabbed myself. 661 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,020 We don't have time for this, OK? Just keep digging. 662 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,120 I think it hit the radial artery. 663 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,220 Just take a deep breath. 664 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,580 TOM: I knew this was gonna happen. 665 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,660 I should never have gone outside! 666 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,020 -DAISY: I'll go get Hazel. -No! 667 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,940 -TOM: Arggh! -Just keep digging. Tom! 668 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,860 DAISY: ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 669 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,220 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas... ♪ 670 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,380 DARYL: Stop singing that song! 671 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,060 Tom! Slow down, mate! 672 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,620 DAISY: ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas... ♪ 673 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,340 (TOM WAILS) 674 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,820 DARYL: Tom, come on, mate! 675 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,380 -Give me a... -TOM: I'm dying! 676 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,980 DARYL: Look, it can't be that bad if you're running this fast! 677 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,020 TOM: Go away! Leave me alone! 678 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,700 DARYL: Slow down, mate. You're killing me! 679 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,800 (TOM PANTS) 680 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,800 (WIND CHIMES TINKLE) 681 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,860 DARYL: Hey. 682 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,460 Calm down. 683 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,380 -I'm dying. -No, you're not. 684 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,340 -I need Hazel. -No, you don't, mate. 685 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,840 Just breathe. You're doing fine. 686 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,700 Um, how about this, mate? 687 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,460 Why don't you tell me about this? 688 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,780 I used to have a bunny. What was his name? 689 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,340 Rabbit De Niro. 690 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,860 Rabbit De Niro. (LAUGHS) That's good. 691 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,580 -What about that one? -Woofy Goldberg. 692 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,340 (LAUGHS) Classic. 693 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,440 And who's this guy? 694 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,160 That's Dad. 695 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:09,340 We built this place together for our pets. 696 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,940 He's here now too. 697 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,700 You must be missing him a bit, mate. 698 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,360 We used to talk a lot and kick the footy. 699 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,260 Oh, I...I can kick the footy with you, mate, if you want. 700 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,660 If...if you wanna kick the footy. 701 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,920 I don't do that anymore. 702 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,940 Because the memories are too painful? 703 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,980 Because the ball could hit me in the face and I could die. 704 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,860 Right. 705 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,660 Dad was walking near a river 706 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,600 and then Mum says he just fell. 707 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,960 He's gone now because he wasn't careful. 708 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:53,660 You know, Tom, I used to have this mate Blizzard. 709 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,460 He was this intense little dude with pointy features 710 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,300 and always wore a beanie. 711 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,860 -He was an elf? -Yeah. Yep, sure. 712 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,740 Anyway... 713 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,580 Blizzard made the most purest, funnest... 714 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,380 ..snow in all the North Pole. 715 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,900 -Elves make snow? -Sometimes. 716 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,860 The point is I was super keen to go skiing, 717 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,660 but I was afraid of Blizzard's snow 718 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,700 because I knew this bloke who'd had a bad comedown... 719 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,780 Fall, sorry. He'd had a bad fall. 720 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,460 And I was afraid it was gonna happen to me, right? 721 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,540 -Makes sense. -Yeah. 722 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:28,060 So this one day, I'm staring down the length of this run, 723 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,340 and Blizzard, he can see the fear in my eyes 724 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,340 and he says to me, "Life is like a theme park, right? 725 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:37,540 "There are rides and food and all kinds of colourful crap 726 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,420 "and, you know, we all have the choice 727 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,580 "to watch from the sidelines, safe and sound, 728 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,880 "or you can just jump on in and...have the best time." 729 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,340 Look, everything's a risk, mate. 730 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,460 But that's life. And you know what? 731 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,880 I reckon your dad, he'd say the same thing. 732 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,320 Don't watch from the sidelines. 733 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,380 -We good? -Yeah. 734 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,740 Right, the most important thing is to remember 735 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,900 that the human body can cop a whole lot of punishment, OK? 736 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 So throw the ball at me. 737 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,040 Oh, come on, mate. Give it some curry. 738 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,680 Try again. 739 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,380 Ohh! 740 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,700 OK. Yep. 741 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,580 -Are you OK? -That was good. 742 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,200 No, I'm OK. (SNORTS) 743 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,580 Oh! Yep, good. That's... 744 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,540 -Now you've got it. Good onya! -(LAUGHS) 745 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,900 Oh... Ooh! You little pri... 746 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,900 OK, yep, good! 747 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,140 OK, mate, lesson learned, lesson learned! Ooh! 748 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,300 DAISY: ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 749 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,840 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas... ♪ 750 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,980 Pillow monster! What's going to happen? 751 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,540 Uh-oh! What's happening? 752 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,220 Has he got any fight left in him? 753 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,380 Oh, boy, he's up and he's... 754 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,820 -Oh-ho-ho! The uppercut! -(TOM LAUGHS) 755 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,540 He's just knocked him over! He's coming from the top. 756 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,580 He's gonna give a big walloping! 757 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,960 Ohh! (LAUGHS) 758 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,700 Oh, no! Here he comes! (LAUGHS) 759 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,460 TOM: Hazel, I don't need my armour anymore! 760 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,180 The human body can cop a whole lot of punishment. 761 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,540 -DARYL: Oh! -Santa taught you that? 762 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,820 -TOM: Yeah. -That's great, Tom. 763 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,340 Dinner's ready. 764 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,100 DARYL: Ooh! 765 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,200 Copped it. 766 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,960 (DARYL GROANS) 767 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,460 Ooh! 768 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,980 That boy can pack a punch. 769 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,080 Not you, Leonard. 770 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,740 Um, what was your surname again? 771 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,420 'Schostakawasaki'. 772 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,140 How do you spell that? 773 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:55,380 S-A... 774 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,140 Wrong. This is Leonard Schostakowski. 775 00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,820 Who the hell are you? 776 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,580 Would you believe there's two of us? 777 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,620 -I'm calling the cops -No, no, don't, don't, don't. 778 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:07,180 Len, from Mildura, is a mate 779 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,260 and I borrowed his van. 780 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,220 -(KEYPAD BEEPS) -OK, OK, OK. 781 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,060 My name... 782 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,160 ..is Daryl, Daryl Dunn. 783 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,100 See? Dunny. 784 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,340 -What are you doing here? -Crashed Len's van. 785 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,100 -(PHONE BEEPS) -OK! 786 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,200 There's money buried on your farm. 787 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,620 A mate was driving by and he dumped it here. 788 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:34,060 -And he left me a clue. -A clue? 789 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,160 What are you, a pirate? 790 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,340 "The present is under the Christmas tree." 791 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,940 That's the clue. 792 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,300 Why is it on my farm? 793 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,180 I don't know, Hazel. Why's your farm so shit? 794 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,360 Sometimes things don't go to plan. 795 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,460 -How much money? -None of your business. 796 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,560 How much? 797 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,720 -(PHONE BEEPS) -500,000. 798 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,740 So if you just put the phone down, 799 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,460 maybe we can come to some kind of arrangement... 800 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,620 -Half. -Come again? 801 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:07,980 I want half. 802 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,700 You can have three grand and... 803 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,300 ..the presents in the van. 804 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,060 Half, and the presents in the van. 805 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,980 You're a very greedy little girl. You know that? 806 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,020 (LINE RINGS) 807 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,420 -10,000. -No. 808 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,580 -20,000? -Hi. 809 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,580 I'd like to report a person on my farm. 810 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,900 OK, deal! 811 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000 (PHONE BEEPS) 812 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,700 -Jesus Christ. -You have until Christmas Eve. 813 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,360 Then you're gone, with or without the money. 814 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,980 SONG: ♪ O come, all ye faithful 815 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,180 ♪ Joyful and triumph... ♪ 816 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,280 (ENGINE ROARS) 817 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,680 (SIGHS) 818 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,900 (ENGINE WHIRRS AND DIES) 819 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,400 (STATIC ON RADIO) 820 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,900 TOM: Mum, we're gonna put up Christmas lights. 821 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,420 -You wanna help us? -MUM: Oh, no, thank you. 822 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,900 You do it. You have fun. 823 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 -TOM: Alright. -DAISY: Love you, Mum. 824 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,400 (DOOR SHUTS) 825 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,360 (MUM CRIES SOFTLY) 826 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,600 (WEEPS) 827 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:56,620 (CLICK) 828 00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,180 DAISY: So, Hazel, 829 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,420 now that you're helping us find his sack, 830 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,780 can Santa come to Christmas lunch? 831 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,620 Lunch is family only, Daisy. 832 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,620 He is family. He's Father Christmas. 833 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,640 Exactly. He'll be back at the North Pole with Mrs Claus. 834 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,180 -She can come too. -HAZEL: It's time for sleep. 835 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,780 Got a big day tomorrow. 836 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,000 We said one more night, Daisy. 837 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,480 Fine. One more. 838 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,060 Goodnight. Love you, weirdos. 839 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,160 BOTH: Love you. 840 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,380 DAISY: Told you he wouldn't forget about us. 841 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,960 TOM: This is the best Christmas ever. 842 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,720 Ohh... 843 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,560 -(DARK MUSIC) -(GRUNTS) 844 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,460 DINGO: Where's my money? 845 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,740 I don't know, mate. I lost it! 846 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,380 I don't believe ya. 847 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,480 (COCKS GUN) 848 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:20,300 MAN: The present's under the Christmas tree. Christmas tree. 849 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,740 (GUNSHOT ECHOES) 850 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,840 (SHANKS GRUNTS) 851 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,720 (BLEATS) 852 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,320 (MOTOR REVS) 853 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,560 (GRUNTS) 854 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,080 (SHANKS BLEATS) 855 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 (MOTOR REVS) 856 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,340 Oi! 857 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,860 (TURNS OFF MOTOR) 858 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,700 What the hell are you doing? 859 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,620 Main road. Pine trees. 860 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:09,660 -Presents. -What? 861 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,940 That's the main road your friend would have driven down. 862 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,340 If I were him, I would've buried it under one of these. 863 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,680 You don't think you should be a little bit more discreet? 864 00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,720 HAZEL: Don't worry about her. 865 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,000 -Is she alright in the head? -She's fine. 866 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,200 Get digging. 867 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,520 Righto. 868 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,640 Good Lord, I'm at a fork in the road. 869 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,900 So please bestow on me, 870 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:51,100 your most humble disciple, a sign. 871 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,500 (CHUCKLES) Thank you. 872 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,380 Three wise men. 873 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,560 You serious, man? What are you doing? 874 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,660 I need a sign. 875 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,660 Sorry bro, but we're using ours, eh? 876 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,760 I'm looking for a man. 877 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,500 So can you tell me which way he went? 878 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,700 -Uh, who? -His name is Daryl. 879 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,340 Well, sorry, bud, there's, like, 16 Daryls who work for council, 880 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,780 so you'll have to be more specific than that, eh? 881 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,940 (MUTTERS) Please give me the patience, my Lord. 882 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,020 You serious, man? Get off the bloody road! 883 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,660 Not until I get my sign. 884 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,620 Hey, we told you, mate... 885 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,780 -(GRUNTS) -Come on, then! 886 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,220 MAN: Arggh! 887 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,060 Sorry, sorry! Keep the sign! 888 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,820 Oh! I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry! 889 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,860 (CRIES) I'm sorry. 890 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,960 You can have my sign. 891 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,320 Hmm. Well, look at that. 892 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,360 God just saved your arse. 893 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,480 MAN: That was excessive! 894 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,420 HAZEL: Up. 895 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,460 -We're gonna try somewhere else. -(GROANS) 896 00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,140 Hey, listen. 897 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,780 I know it's a wild idea, 898 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,980 but have you thought about it being inside the house? 899 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,380 Why the hell would it be inside? 900 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,500 Well, it's where Christmas trees live, inside houses. 901 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,600 You're not coming into my house. 902 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,940 -DARYL: Where are you going? -To make lunch. 903 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,100 DARYL: Great. I'm starving. 904 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,740 Lunch is for winners, Dunny. Keep digging. 905 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,680 Oh, come on, man! I haven't eaten in days. 906 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,280 (METALLIC CLUNK) 907 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,560 (CLUNK!) 908 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,220 (TANK CLUNKS) 909 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,540 TOM: Give it some curry. 910 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,680 -DAISY: Butter chicken! -(CLANK!) 911 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,280 (WHISPERS) OK, go. 912 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,040 Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. 913 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,800 DARYL: OK, go, go! 914 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,460 What the hell, Daisy? 915 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,560 Sorry. 916 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,760 Hazel's in there. 917 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:21,820 Don't watch from the sidelines, mate. 918 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,000 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 919 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,220 TOM: Hazel! 920 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,640 Hazel, I've found the sack, but I can't find Santa. 921 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,460 That's OK. Why don't you just show me where it is, yeah? 922 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,820 She wants all the toys to herself. 923 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:40,660 Yeah, you just can't trust some people, can ya? 924 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,760 OK, go. 925 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,020 (DARYL WHISPERS) Wait, wait, wait, wait. 926 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,120 Go, go. 927 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,140 (WHISPERS) Where's the tree? 928 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,060 Is that always where you put it? 929 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,160 OK. 930 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,120 -(KNOCK AT DOOR) -CLYDE: Hello? 931 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,860 Don't waste my time, Tom! 932 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:24,400 Hazel! Where are you going, Hazel? 933 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,700 CLYDE: Hazel, I know you're in there, OK? 934 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,120 Just... (KNOCKS ON DOOR) Hello? 935 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,660 -Good afternoon. -Why are you here? 936 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,980 -Where's your mum, Hazel? -She's not here. 937 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,480 Well, then you leave me with no choice. 938 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,660 What's this? 939 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,340 You failed to make a payment by the third and final due date, 940 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,700 so I must present you with this letter of foreclosure. 941 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,340 You have 14 days to vacate the premises, 942 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,140 after which time, if you fail to do so, 943 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:55,500 law enforcement will be involved. 944 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,540 -HAZEL: You said I had a week. -You said a week. 945 00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,780 -I said two days. -I told you, I've got the money. 946 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,380 No, you said you were coming into money. 947 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,660 -I am! -No, it's too late, alright? 948 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,260 We're just...we're putting it on the market. 949 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,740 DARYL: Don't tell me I'm too late! 950 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:07,900 Miss Raley, are you trying to 951 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,220 leverage a better price from me? 952 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,100 -Who are you? -Harold Bishop. 953 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,780 Director of Surveying. 954 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:14,820 -Who are you? -I'm, er, Clyde Dandy. 955 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,340 -The bank manager. -Assistant manager. 956 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,140 Oh, well, lovely to meet you, Mr Dandy. 957 00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:21,820 Now, do you know what that is, Dandy? 958 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,820 That's coal. Don't be afraid of it, mate. 959 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,980 I've been scoping this place for months 960 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,420 and the place is riddled with it. 961 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,220 -Is it? -Yep. Yeah. 962 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,380 Right, so when you said you were coming into money... 963 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:32,380 Yeah, mine. 964 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,980 Yep, just got to liquefy a few assets 965 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,700 and restructure the portfolio. 966 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,860 -You know how it is. -Yeah. I... Yes, of course. 967 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,300 -I do, yeah. -Thought you would, Dandy. 968 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,460 -Yeah. -Yep. 969 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,340 So, um, you can take the notice here 970 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,820 and tell your boss that this family's 971 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,460 about to become filthy fuckin'... 972 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,560 CLYDE: Ugh! 973 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,060 MUM: Get off my property! 974 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,780 Get out. Go on! 975 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,780 (TENSE MUSIC) 976 00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,020 Now, who the hell are you? 977 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,340 So, Daryl showed up yesterday after he crashed into the farm. 978 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,980 Microsleep. Only takes a second. 979 00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,140 And I felt really bad because he's a volunteer Santa 980 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:07,980 and he gives presents to sick kids. 981 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,940 Oh, come on, I hate the word 'hero'. 982 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,380 And I didn't want to burden you because he seemed trustworthy, 983 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,100 so I said he could stay in the shed until he fixes his van. 984 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,820 -DAISY: No, Mum! -TOM: Don't look at him! 985 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,980 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look away, Mum! 986 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,420 -What? -'Cause it's Santa. 987 00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:23,940 (WHISPERS) They think he's Santa. 988 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,220 DARYL: Yeah, yeah. Oh, don't worry, kids. 989 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,500 Don't worry. 990 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,020 It's, um...yes, normally I would explode 991 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,020 if, um, an adult sees me. 992 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:37,380 But, um, seeing as your mum here is so, um, youthful, 993 00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,260 uh, there's nothing to worry about, so... 994 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:41,740 -TOM: Can he stay? -DAISY: Pretty please! 995 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,260 I don't really have time for this. 996 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,180 Set him up in the spare room. 997 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,280 -Great! -Um... 998 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:51,300 You want a total stranger staying at our house? 999 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,780 Stranger? Come on, more like a drifter, if that. 1000 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,580 I thought you said we could trust him. 1001 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,980 -He's staying in the shed. -I'd love to stay in the house. 1002 00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,100 It's a beautiful house. Be very comfortable. 1003 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,200 Whatever you think, Hazel. 1004 00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,020 BOTH: Yes! 1005 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,660 -TOM: Yes! Santa's staying! -DAISY: Presents, presents! 1006 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,980 TOM: Daisy, we're getting presents for sure! 1007 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,940 Let's decorate the tree! 1008 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,400 DAISY: Shotgun! Putting on the fairy lights! 1009 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,460 DARYL: So, I thought you said she'd kick the shit out of me. 1010 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:23,980 HAZEL: Thought she would. 1011 00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,420 (BLEATS) 1012 00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,520 (CLEARS THROAT) 1013 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,540 So, how much money do you owe? 1014 00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:34,900 200,000. 1015 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,200 Shit, that's a lot. 1016 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,260 And your mum, she doesn't care? 1017 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,180 I don't know. 1018 00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,260 She spent the last year staring at dirt, 1019 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,660 and now all she cares about is that stupid windmill. 1020 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,700 Maybe there's water underground. 1021 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,420 Holy shit! Why didn't I think of that? 1022 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,700 I can't believe after 10 years of drought, 1023 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,500 I never thought to check the bore water. 1024 00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,840 Thank you, Mr City Man. 1025 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,300 You know, back when I was a truckie, 1026 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:09,940 I knew this bloke called Razor. 1027 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,220 Nice guy. Very sharp. 1028 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,700 Anyway, Razor told me this story 1029 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,700 about the Melanesian Islanders, right? 1030 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,180 And apparently in World War II 1031 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,420 there were a ton of soldiers living on their doorstep. 1032 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,460 Now, these soldiers, they gave them gifts, 1033 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:25,340 like food, medicine, clothes, all sorts of crap, you know? 1034 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,060 How is any of this relevant? 1035 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,660 Well, when the soldiers finally left, 1036 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,260 well, they took all the stuff with them. 1037 00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,500 And so the Melanesians, they believed 1038 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:36,420 that if they rebuilt the runways and the towers, 1039 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,900 that they would bring the soldiers back, 1040 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,900 with all the gifts. 1041 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,700 Maybe your mum thinks that, 1042 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,420 that if she rebuilds the windmill, then... 1043 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,520 HAZEL: It'll rain. 1044 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,260 (SHANKS BLEATS) 1045 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,220 Um, you know this money, 1046 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,360 it's not exactly a get-out-of-jail-free card. 1047 00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,920 It's stolen. 1048 00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:02,060 Me and my mate, we stole it. 1049 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,780 Yeah, no shit. 1050 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,060 Black sports bag. Stab wound. 1051 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,620 "Don't tell your mum." 1052 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,720 I've seen movies, Daryl. 1053 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,180 It...it's just that there's something I need to... 1054 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:14,940 (CLEARS THROAT) What I'm trying to say is... 1055 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,040 HAZEL: Shut up. 1056 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,220 Grab a shovel, Dunny. 1057 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,240 I know where the money is. 1058 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000 HAZEL: That's a moodjar tree. 1059 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,060 A parasite. 1060 00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:33,100 We poisoned it because it was killing the other trees. 1061 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,300 But you know what else they call it? 1062 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,400 An Australian Christmas tree. 1063 00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,700 So, how does your family all fit together? 1064 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:55,820 What do you mean? 1065 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:59,580 Well, you know, you're, like... 1066 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,780 Um, but...but Tom's obviously not...not... 1067 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,880 We're family, Daryl. 1068 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,980 Family's what you make it. 1069 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,700 Now, dig. 1070 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,780 Oh, it's just that I'm not that comfortable 1071 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,260 with digging up your dad's grave. 1072 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,020 It's not his grave. 1073 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:16,660 Dad's in the cemetery. 1074 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,260 Tom just puts Dad's photos here 1075 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:19,940 so his spirit can be with the animals. 1076 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,780 Right. 1077 00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,880 Thank God. 1078 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,120 I'm sorry about your dad, by the way. 1079 00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,780 Don't be. His choice. 1080 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,860 What, you think... 1081 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:41,320 He had a shit year after a bunch of shit years. 1082 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,040 -(CLUNK!) -Daryl. 1083 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,840 What have you found? 1084 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,140 Cat Damon. 1085 00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:00,700 Anything on your side? 1086 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,880 Uh, no. Sorry. 1087 00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,380 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 1088 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:13,420 (LOW, PENSIVE MUSIC) 1089 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,520 Hazel... 1090 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,540 ..there's something I should tell you. 1091 00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,380 We start again tomorrow. 1092 00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,480 (HAZEL SNIFFLES) 1093 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,920 (PENSIVE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1094 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,660 (ENGINE CRANKS) 1095 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,760 Come on, you... 1096 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,060 Argh! 1097 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,860 -Start, you piece of... -(THUD!) 1098 00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,320 Ow! Start! 1099 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,420 (ENGINE STARTS) 1100 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,600 -(ENGINE REVS) -Yeah! (WHOOPS) 1101 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:33,500 (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 1102 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,380 -Where's my money? -I don't know, mate. 1103 00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:36,740 I lost it! 1104 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,060 I don't believe ya. 1105 00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:40,660 (COCKS GUN) 1106 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,820 (CAR DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS) 1107 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,920 MAN: Daryl? 1108 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,820 Daryl! 1109 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,220 (GUNSHOT ECHOES) 1110 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,520 (BIRD CAWS) 1111 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,040 (GROANS) 1112 00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:59,660 (GUNSHOT ECHOES) 1113 00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,460 Daisy! Get in here right now! 1114 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,960 (RUNNING FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 1115 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:10,200 -Sorry, Santa. -It's OK. 1116 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,740 You and Tom are coming with me, alright? 1117 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,460 DARYL: Come on. 1118 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,020 DAISY: Where are we going? 1119 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,120 DARYL: You won't need that. 1120 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:23,280 Hey, what's your favourite Christmas food? 1121 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,200 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 1122 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:33,060 -Morning, Hazel, love. -I'm really sorry about Mum. 1123 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,020 It's just today's the anniversary. 1124 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,100 We know, love. But that's not why we're here. 1125 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,780 It's just when Clyde was here, 1126 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,060 he mentioned that he saw another man on the property. 1127 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,500 Brown beard, red pants, about yea tall? 1128 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,660 That was an interested buyer. 1129 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,380 A mining magnate. 1130 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,700 -You know where he was headed? -No. 1131 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,740 Did he say he'd be making contact again? 1132 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,420 Not sure. 1133 00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,020 He said something about having to sell some assets. 1134 00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:58,580 Right. 1135 00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:01,660 Well, he matches the description of a prison escapee 1136 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,380 who trumped the cops at Oakley Hospital. 1137 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,260 GREG: Got locked up last year for stealing from a fish market. 1138 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:07,540 WENDY: Half a mil. 1139 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,100 I don't mean to scare you, love, 1140 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,460 but this man has a particularly violent past. 1141 00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,560 Daryl, we need to... 1142 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,900 Daryl? 1143 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,500 Tom! 1144 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,600 Daisy! 1145 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,540 (TENSE, TROUBLED MUSIC) 1146 00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,640 (PANTS) 1147 00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:36,860 Mum! 1148 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,940 What? 1149 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,160 -Have you seen Tom and Daisy? -No. Why? 1150 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,200 No reason. 1151 00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:55,840 (TENSE, TROUBLED MUSIC) 1152 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,460 (BIKE SQUEAKS) 1153 00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:15,080 (ENGINE RUMBLES) 1154 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:26,380 -(BIKE CONTINUES SQUEAKING) -(DOG BARKS) 1155 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,260 DARYL: The cash is on the counter, mate. 1156 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:29,740 Thanks, guys. Merry Christmas. 1157 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,820 DAISY: Merry Christmas. Have a nice day. 1158 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,740 So we're really not paying for this? 1159 00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,220 Shush, mate. I'm Santa. 1160 00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:38,180 I've given that kid heaps of free shit over the years. 1161 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,580 -What the hell are you doing? -Stealing! 1162 00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,060 DARYL: She's kidding. 1163 00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,460 Shopping. She means shopping. 1164 00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,940 We're just, um, you know, 1165 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,940 getting a jump on Christmas lunch, getting you some food. 1166 00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,180 Kids, get in the tray. 1167 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:51,660 DAISY: OK. 1168 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,880 -I'm driving. -OK. 1169 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,900 DARYL: Are you alright? Is this a teenage thing, Hazel? 1170 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,580 HAZEL: I thought you'd kidnapped Tom and Daisy. 1171 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,220 DARYL: Why the hell would I do that? 1172 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:03,660 (TYRES SCREECH) 1173 00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,700 (WHISPERS) What are you doing? 1174 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,340 I got a visit from the cops. 1175 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,540 -You robbed a fish market. -(WHISPERS) OK! 1176 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,980 -And escaped from prison. -Keep your voice down. 1177 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:14,780 -Technically a hospital. -And you have a violent past. 1178 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,300 OK, well, it does sound pretty bad 1179 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,540 when you roll it together like that. 1180 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,380 GREG: Hold up! Just let me finish my pie. 1181 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:21,820 HAZEL: You'd better start talking. 1182 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,500 OK, I broke out of a jail. 1183 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:24,900 -Big whoop. -Huge whoop. 1184 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,100 You would too, if some psycho was trying to kill you! 1185 00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:28,540 Someone's trying to kill you? 1186 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:29,940 He bribed my cellmate to stab me, 1187 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,540 then hunted me down in hospital, so, yes. 1188 00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,020 -Why would he do that? -'Cause I stole from him. 1189 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:37,380 -You stole from a fish market! -I did. Dingo's fish market. 1190 00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,820 Lot of money in fish when they're stuffed full of drugs. 1191 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,100 And what about your violent past? 1192 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,200 Daryl, what does that mean? 1193 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:50,540 You know, you've got about two seconds before I honk this horn. 1194 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,180 OK, OK, fine, fine. 1195 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:53,780 I was your age. 1196 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,580 I was in a pub, which is a stupid place to be at that age, 1197 00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:59,420 and my best mate, he got into a fight 1198 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,760 and I stood up and I pushed this bloke off him. 1199 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:05,320 And he hit his head. 1200 01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,660 -He hit his head? -It was an accident. 1201 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,900 OK? I made one stupid mistake, Hazel. 1202 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,140 It only takes one stupid mistake. 1203 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,100 (GREG SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 1204 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,820 Please. 1205 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,300 That's my violent past. 1206 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:23,400 OK? 1207 01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,240 (TRUCK CREAKS) 1208 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,880 (SHANKS BLEATS) 1209 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000 (SHANKS BLEATS) 1210 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,500 TOM: Daisy, here. Put the prawns in the freezer. 1211 01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,740 We don't want to catch salmonella. 1212 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,740 DAISY: Yep, onto it. Prawns in freezer, pronto. 1213 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:50,880 TOM: I'll bring the fairy lights. 1214 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:56,800 Thanks for not turning me in. 1215 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,580 You know I never meant to drag you into this, 1216 01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:05,460 but when we find the cash, I will piss off 1217 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:07,660 and we can both get our fresh start. 1218 01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:11,100 You know, one of the last things my dad said to me 1219 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,120 is that the only thing harder to outrun than death is debt. 1220 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,500 Neither of us are getting a fresh start, Daryl. 1221 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,500 You'll always be running, 1222 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,160 and I'll always be watching my mum pull at a windmill. 1223 01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:38,840 (SHANKS BLEATS) 1224 01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,680 (METAL CLANKS) 1225 01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:53,820 (BLEATS) 1226 01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:57,720 (TRUCK APPROACHES) 1227 01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:03,880 (POIGNANT MUSIC) 1228 01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:19,520 (GENTLE FESTIVE MUSIC) 1229 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,320 -(ENGINE STARTS) -MUM: OK. Ready? 1230 01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:41,700 Give it a bit. 1231 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,820 Yeah, come on. 1232 01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:45,220 Yep. 1233 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,660 A little bit more. 1234 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,620 Yep. Yep! 1235 01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:52,940 Oh, go slow! 1236 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:54,540 -(FESTIVE MUSIC RISES) -Yep! 1237 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,140 Ohh! 1238 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,240 Go a bit slow! 1239 01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:02,160 Yep, yep. 1240 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000 (FESTIVE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1241 01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:16,960 (METAL CLANKS) 1242 01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:20,240 (MUM LAUGHS DELIGHTEDLY) 1243 01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:22,380 Look at it! 1244 01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:24,620 -Yes! -(LAUGHS) 1245 01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:28,020 (GENTLE, POIGNANT MUSIC) 1246 01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,120 Heh. 1247 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,920 Tinny? 1248 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,760 Yeah. 1249 01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,460 (OPENS CAN) 1250 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:51,640 Yep. I can see why you wanted to get her up. 1251 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,940 -MUM: It's a he. Kevin. -Ah. 1252 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,740 (DARYL OPENS CAN) 1253 01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,820 My great-grandad named him after he bought the place. 1254 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,380 Yeah, right? 1255 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,380 Farm's been in the family for a while, then? 1256 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:06,540 -80 years. -Wow. 1257 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:08,780 Had some good ones too. 1258 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:13,760 But the fires came through and old Kev here took a tumble. 1259 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,040 Next thing, the rain stopped. 1260 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:23,380 Yeah, we still get clouds sometimes, but just teasing us. 1261 01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,480 DARYL: Yeah. 1262 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,100 What's your name again? 1263 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,220 Daryl. 1264 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,140 Fiona. 1265 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,860 Nice to bloody meet ya, Fiona. 1266 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,960 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1267 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:41,120 FIONA: So, where's the next stop? 1268 01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:44,860 On your present run? 1269 01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:48,940 Oh, uh, just near Adelaide. 1270 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:50,300 Yep. 1271 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,140 Yeah, I'll be out of your hair soon. 1272 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,540 Shame. 1273 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,640 Kids will miss you. 1274 01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:00,160 Their dad... 1275 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:05,260 ..he's not around anymore. 1276 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,360 Yeah, Hazel mentioned. 1277 01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,560 What about your family, Daryl? 1278 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:18,200 Um, you know... 1279 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:22,300 ..things don't always go as planned. 1280 01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:24,400 (DARYL CHUCKLES) 1281 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:28,820 We got a saying on this farm. 1282 01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:31,200 "Family's what you make it." 1283 01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:34,880 I like it. 1284 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:40,460 You know, a couple of days ago, I had this stupid thought. 1285 01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:42,220 Yeah? 1286 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,940 That if I got it back up again... 1287 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:47,380 -Oh, yeah, it would rain. -No. 1288 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:49,480 That... 1289 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,560 ..things would be good again. 1290 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:56,660 That Jase... 1291 01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:59,880 (LOW, WISTFUL MUSIC) 1292 01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:06,360 (FIONA BREATHES DEEPLY) 1293 01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,920 I've spent the last year... 1294 01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,620 ..figuring out what I could have done different. 1295 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:17,320 -Fiona, listen... -No. Nah. 1296 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:19,940 (SOFTLY) No. 1297 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,040 Enough chat. 1298 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:25,200 Time for the finishing touch. 1299 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,240 (SOFT, MAGICAL MUSIC) 1300 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:37,780 Before the kids, Jase used to light it up for me. 1301 01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,420 Beats a tree any day. 1302 01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:42,520 Bloody hell. 1303 01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:46,400 One last present from him. 1304 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,880 DARYL: Mmm. 1305 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:56,100 (SIGHS) You coming? 1306 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:58,960 Think I might just enjoy the view for a bit longer. 1307 01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:06,320 (MAGICAL, TINKLING MUSIC) 1308 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:13,340 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 1309 01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,440 (WHISPERS) Pull your shit together. 1310 01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:29,760 (POURS FLOUR) 1311 01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:39,580 Move over. 1312 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,200 Let an old pro show you how it's done. 1313 01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:57,320 (GRUNTS) 1314 01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:18,700 (GRUNTS) 1315 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:21,880 (MOMENTOUS MUSIC BUILDS) 1316 01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:31,020 (PENSIVE MUSIC) 1317 01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:33,680 (SHANKS BLEATS) 1318 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:38,340 What are you lookin' at? 1319 01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:40,140 -What did you do? -What? 1320 01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:42,020 Um... 1321 01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:43,580 Mum's helping with the food. 1322 01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:45,820 Oh, right, yeah. I don't know. 1323 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,220 I was just giving your mum a hand with the windmill. 1324 01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:50,320 Why would you do that? 1325 01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:53,680 It's Christmas. 1326 01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:58,380 Do you want to come to lunch tomorrow? 1327 01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:01,180 -Sorry? -Lunch. 1328 01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:03,340 It would mean a lot to Tom and Daisy. 1329 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:05,260 Oh, yeah, probably shouldn't. 1330 01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,060 It...it's Christmas Eve and I should get on the... 1331 01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:08,740 I'll get on my way, you know? 1332 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:11,200 But, you know, we haven't even found the money. 1333 01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:15,620 You also stole way too much food, 1334 01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,720 so you'll be doing us a favour. 1335 01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:21,900 And it would also... 1336 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,160 ..mean a lot to me too. 1337 01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:30,080 -OK. -OK. 1338 01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:33,280 Cool, I'll...I'll see you then. 1339 01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:42,940 -(EXHALES HEAVILY) -DINGO: Where's my money? 1340 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,500 I don't know, mate! 1341 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,600 I lost it. 1342 01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:49,540 I don't believe ya. 1343 01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:51,140 (COCKS GUN) 1344 01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:53,660 (INTENSE, MOMENTOUS ROCK MUSIC) 1345 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,760 (ENGINE RUMBLES) 1346 01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:01,900 -DARYL: Idiot! -(ENGINE STOPS) 1347 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:05,580 -What are you doing? Go away! -Daryl? 1348 01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,780 DARYL: Go away, Jason! 1349 01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:10,020 -Daryl! -You came back. 1350 01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:12,620 You came back! You never come back! 1351 01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:14,660 It's Small Crimes 101! 1352 01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,700 Where's...my...money? 1353 01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:19,020 It's gone, mate. 1354 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,940 -The money's gone. -What? 1355 01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:23,300 Let him go! This is pointless. 1356 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:26,360 -The cops are on their way. -Oh, you're kidding me! 1357 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,020 Daryl, tell my wife 1358 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:33,000 the present's under the Christmas tree. 1359 01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:41,760 (BIRDS CHIRRUP) 1360 01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:45,700 (STATIC CRACKLES) 1361 01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:47,500 (BRIGHT, FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYS) 1362 01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,420 -DAISY: Wake up! Wake up! -TOM: Wake up, Mum! 1363 01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:51,060 Good morning! It's Christmas! 1364 01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:53,460 -MUM: Merry Christmas! -TOM: Come on, let's go. 1365 01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,140 DAISY: Get up! It's time for presents! 1366 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,620 -Merry Christmas. -Let's go. 1367 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,060 -It's time for presents! -Come on. Presents! 1368 01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:01,100 Oh, Daisy, we talked about this. 1369 01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,100 There won't be any presents this year, remember? 1370 01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,980 Yeah, but Santa's our friend now. 1371 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:07,100 TOM: Yeah! 1372 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:09,920 Come on, we'll go get the presents. 1373 01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:21,060 -It's empty. -Daisy... 1374 01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:22,540 (GASPS) 1375 01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,640 I'm getting Santa! 1376 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,380 He's gone! 1377 01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:34,940 He's probably still delivering presents. 1378 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,460 No, Mum, you don't get it. 1379 01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:39,060 -He wasn't actually... -(HORN HONKS) 1380 01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:41,780 (HORN CONTINUES HONKING) 1381 01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:44,420 -DAISY: Santa! -TOM: Santa's still here! 1382 01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:45,660 (CHUCKLES MERRILY) 1383 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,500 Ho-ho-ho! 1384 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:51,180 (BELLOWS) Merry Christmas! 1385 01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:52,940 -DAISY AND TOM: Santa! -DARYL: Yep! 1386 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,980 Sorry, team! I'm a little bit late. 1387 01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:56,980 Hit a bit of turbulence over Bali, hey? 1388 01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,820 -You look amazing. -DARYL: Thank you. 1389 01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,860 -Which ones are ours? -All of 'em! 1390 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,340 Go nuts! Come on. 1391 01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:03,460 (LAUGHS) Come here. 1392 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:05,300 Up you get! Up! 1393 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,380 -You right, Tommo? Good? -Yeah. 1394 01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:10,660 Daryl! How much did you spend on all this? 1395 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,980 Santa doesn't pay for things. 1396 01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:15,140 (CHUCKLES) Courtesy of the Outback Santas. 1397 01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,240 Well, come on, get amongst it! 1398 01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:19,660 Come on! 1399 01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:22,100 (DAISY AND TOM CHATTER EXCITEDLY) 1400 01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,880 -Thanks, Santa. -Don't mention it. 1401 01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:33,920 -(MUTTERS) One... No, two. -(CAR DOOR SLAMS) 1402 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:37,860 -(DOORBELL CHIMES) -Sorry, we're closed. 1403 01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:39,420 Christmas Day and that. 1404 01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:43,080 (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 1405 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,720 Nah, you're right. Go for it. 1406 01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:53,580 Heh. "Gabriel." 1407 01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:56,500 (HEAVENLY MUSIC) 1408 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:58,760 Nah, it's just Gabe, man. 1409 01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:03,940 Gabriel, have you seen a sinner dressed as Santa Claus? 1410 01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:06,200 Weird...question. 1411 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:12,060 But, yeah, yesterday. He came in with a few local kids. 1412 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:15,060 -That's interesting. -It's not that interesting. 1413 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,180 (GABE WHIMPERS) 1414 01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:19,020 Now, Gabriel, 1415 01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:21,280 where do these kids live? 1416 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:27,580 Merry Christmas, Tom. 1417 01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:29,500 (DARYL GRUNTS COMICALLY) Whoa! 1418 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:31,620 Yeah! You did win! 1419 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,540 (DARYL AND FIONA LAUGH) 1420 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:35,300 DARYL: Nice work. 1421 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:37,600 -(BOWL CLANGS) -DARYL: Ooh, look out. 1422 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,020 -Wow! -Oh, my... 1423 01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:44,260 -Tom! You look so handsome. -DARYL: Mate! 1424 01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:47,260 -Haven't seen a bowl since '82! -Thank you. 1425 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:50,700 I would like to propose a piece of toast. 1426 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,540 Firstly, thank you, Santa, 1427 01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:54,580 for spending Christmas lunch with us. 1428 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:57,140 I don't think we would have had a Christmas this year 1429 01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:58,620 if Daisy didn't shoot you. 1430 01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:01,020 -You're welcome. -(FIONA CHUCKLES) 1431 01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:06,460 Second, I thought since it's been a year and all, 1432 01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:10,100 it might be cool if we all said something nice about Dad. 1433 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:13,540 Maybe what we miss about him the most. 1434 01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:15,460 I'll go first. 1435 01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:17,140 I miss bear hugs. 1436 01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:19,380 I miss shoulder rides. 1437 01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:21,500 Hazel? 1438 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,600 Really? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1439 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:27,220 Fine. I miss being tucked into bed. 1440 01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:29,820 TOM: Mum? 1441 01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:31,420 I miss my best friend. 1442 01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:32,460 TOM: And Santa? 1443 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:35,380 Um, I didn't really know the bloke, mate. 1444 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:37,660 -Yes, you did. -DAISY: But you're Santa! 1445 01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,580 You know everything about everyone! 1446 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:41,900 That's God, Daise. 1447 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:43,740 This looks delicious. Shall we get stuck in? 1448 01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:45,340 You played footy together. 1449 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,060 I think you're thinking about someone else, mate. 1450 01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:48,540 Can you pass me the spuds, Hazel? 1451 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:50,140 -What's he talking about? -No idea. 1452 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:51,820 -I'll show you. -I might just grab something. 1453 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:53,920 See? Right here. 1454 01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:58,060 It was on Dad's grave, and then it wasn't. 1455 01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:01,140 And I found it scrunched up under Santa's bed. 1456 01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:02,780 You knew Jason? 1457 01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:04,740 No. I...I... 1458 01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:06,660 I mean, I did, yeah. 1459 01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:09,220 We used to play footy together. 1460 01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:11,320 What? Santa and Dad were friends? 1461 01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:16,540 -That's why you're here. -What's going on? 1462 01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:19,980 The money on the farm, it's Dad's. 1463 01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:23,080 -Hazel... -What money on the farm? 1464 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:26,460 What money on the farm, Hazel? 1465 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:28,980 Santa is actually a criminal on the run. 1466 01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:30,300 He's Santa! 1467 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:32,300 And he crashed into our shed looking for money 1468 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,060 that apparently Dad buried the night he died. 1469 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:35,940 -Hazel, can you stop? -Now he's on the run. 1470 01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:37,340 And you didn't think to tell me? 1471 01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:39,620 When? When you were staring at dirt? 1472 01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:42,060 Or when you were fixing that stupid windmill? 1473 01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:43,980 -What is happening right now? -Hazel! 1474 01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:45,500 Everyone stop fighting! 1475 01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:47,260 OK, everybody just needs to shut up. 1476 01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:49,360 You're ruining Christmas! 1477 01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:58,480 Yes, I knew your dad. 1478 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:01,800 Jase and I were best mates when I was growing up. 1479 01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:06,780 But I hadn't seen him in years. 1480 01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:10,780 Um, and then last Christmas, he called me up out of the blue, 1481 01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:12,260 saying that he needed money... 1482 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,740 -Dad wouldn't do that. -Come on. 1483 01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:18,060 "The only thing harder to outrun than death is debt." 1484 01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:23,120 So, the bloke who we stole the money off... 1485 01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:28,420 ..he tracked us down, and your dad... 1486 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,520 He didn't jump? 1487 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:35,140 (TEARFULLY) You let me stand there and tell you 1488 01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:37,880 that my dad...that he... 1489 01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:40,580 What was I supposed to do, Hazel? 1490 01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:41,900 You're the reason he's dead! 1491 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,660 No, it wasn't my fault, OK? 1492 01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:46,020 Like it wasn't your fault with the guy at the pub? 1493 01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:49,140 Jase called me, OK? I was trying to help out a mate. 1494 01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:50,820 Do you steal from all your dead friends? 1495 01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:53,060 -I was gonna give you half! -That's bullshit! 1496 01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:55,940 So, Santa isn't real? 1497 01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:57,700 HAZEL: Yes, Tom, 1498 01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,180 but this isn't him. 1499 01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:01,260 -Yes, it is! -Stranger danger! 1500 01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:04,500 HAZEL: This is Daryl, a dropkick without a family. 1501 01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:05,700 -DARYL: Hazel... -Blasphemy! 1502 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:08,360 -Please... -Get the hell off my property. 1503 01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:11,740 Get the hell off my property! 1504 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:14,240 You know what? I was leaving anyway. 1505 01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:21,240 DAISY: Santa! Santa, please, come back! 1506 01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:25,060 Please! 1507 01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:26,420 Don't go! 1508 01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:28,520 I am not Santa! 1509 01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:30,220 Please. 1510 01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:32,320 I am not Santa! 1511 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:36,000 I don't believe you. 1512 01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:40,820 DAISY: Santa, stop! 1513 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:43,740 Santa, come back! 1514 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:46,660 No! Please, come back! 1515 01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:48,760 -(TYRES SCREECH) -No! 1516 01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:54,280 ('HOW TO MAKE GRAVY' BY PAUL KELLY) 1517 01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:14,400 SONG: ♪ Hello, Dan, it's Joe here 1518 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:19,480 ♪ I hope you're keeping well 1519 01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:24,400 ♪ It's the 21st of December 1520 01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:30,240 ♪ And now they're ringing the last bells 1521 01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:35,920 ♪ If I get good behaviour 1522 01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:40,880 ♪ I'll be out of here by July 1523 01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:47,780 ♪ Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day? 1524 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:52,860 ♪ Please don't let 'em cry for me... ♪ 1525 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:54,960 (BANGING AT DOOR) 1526 01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:02,660 (SONG FADES) 1527 01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:04,500 I thought we told you to... 1528 01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:06,600 Merry Christmas. 1529 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,960 (SNIFFS) What's for lunch? 1530 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,620 You shouldn't keep your gun loaded. 1531 01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:18,520 Especially when there's kids around. 1532 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:23,480 Didn't even have your safety on. (TUTS) 1533 01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:29,680 Shit! 1534 01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:32,520 That's light. 1535 01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:36,340 Anyway... (CLEARS THROAT) 1536 01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:37,820 ..where's Daryl? 1537 01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:39,580 We're not telling, Grinch! 1538 01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:41,420 Which means we don't know who you're talking about. 1539 01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:44,500 -Hazel... -I don't really like liars. 1540 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,100 Neither does God. 1541 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,900 OK, yes, he was here. 1542 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:51,460 But he pissed off when he found out you were coming. 1543 01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:53,340 It's a shame, 'cause he's got my money. 1544 01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:55,340 HAZEL: We don't know anything about your money, OK? 1545 01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:57,540 He screwed us over too. 1546 01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:58,700 (DOOR SLAMS) 1547 01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:01,980 There. 500,000 cash. It's yours. 1548 01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:04,080 -Daryl... -Let me finish. 1549 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,540 Your dad was a hero, 1550 01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:10,540 and he loved you very much. 1551 01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:12,820 And when shit hit the fan, 1552 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:15,140 he could have gotten away scot-free, but he didn't. 1553 01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:17,480 He came back. 1554 01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:21,040 He knew I was in trouble and he came back for me. 1555 01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:23,940 You never go back. 1556 01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:26,540 -DINGO: Small Crime 101. -Exactly. 1557 01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:28,060 -What? -(DINGO GRUNTS) 1558 01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:30,900 SONG: ♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen 1559 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,620 ♪ Let nothing you dismay 1560 01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:36,180 ♪ Remember Christ our Saviour 1561 01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:39,060 ♪ Was born on Christmas Day 1562 01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:42,020 ♪ To save us all from Satan's pow'r 1563 01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:44,420 ♪ When we were gone astray... ♪ 1564 01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:46,100 (GROANS) 1565 01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:47,700 ♪ O tidings of comfort and joy 1566 01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,660 -♪ Comfort and joy... ♪ -(DARYL CONTINUES GROANING) 1567 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:55,520 ♪ O tidings of comfort and joy... ♪ 1568 01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:58,860 -Ugh! -DARYL: Owww! 1569 01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:01,120 (SINGERS HUM 'GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN') 1570 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:04,980 -Ow! -Here! 1571 01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:07,500 ♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen Let nothing you dismay 1572 01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:09,540 ♪ Remember Christ our Saviour... ♪ 1573 01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:11,500 -Ugh! -♪ Was born on Christmas Day 1574 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:13,140 ♪ To save us all from Satan's pow'r 1575 01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:14,740 ♪ When we were gone astray 1576 01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:16,940 -♪ Tidings of comfort and joy. ♪ -(PANTS, GRUNTS) 1577 01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:19,620 ♪ Comfort and joy O tidings of comfort and joy. ♪ 1578 01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:21,460 (GASPS) 1579 01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:23,220 (SONG CONTINUES) 1580 01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:24,740 -(GRUNTS) -(SHANKS BLEATS) 1581 01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:26,300 Heh? 1582 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:27,580 Ugh! 1583 01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:29,460 (DINGO GRUNTS) 1584 01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:31,560 (ROARS) 1585 01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:35,100 Yes! 1586 01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:37,340 ♪ To which his mother, Mary, did nothing take in scorn 1587 01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:40,580 ♪ O tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy 1588 01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:42,940 ♪ O tidings of comfort and joy... ♪ 1589 01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:44,420 -(CRACK!) -Ugh! 1590 01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:46,100 -(DARYL GRUNTS) -(SINGERS HUM) 1591 01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:47,420 (GROWLS) 1592 01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:49,740 Ugh! 1593 01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:51,980 Aggh! Ya! 1594 01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:53,060 What?! 1595 01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:54,060 (GASPS) 1596 01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:55,540 Don't watch from the sidelines. 1597 01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:56,740 ♪ Virgin bright 1598 01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:58,580 -♪ To free all those... ♪ -(GRUNTS) 1599 01:21:58,680 --> 01:21:59,980 ♪ From Satan's power and might 1600 01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:01,620 ♪ O tidings of comfort... ♪ 1601 01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:02,940 -(POP!) -Owwww! 1602 01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:04,380 -♪ Comfort and joy... ♪ -(DINGO GRUNTS) 1603 01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:06,020 ♪ O tidings of comfort and joy... ♪ 1604 01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:08,100 Oww! Argh! 1605 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:09,460 No! 1606 01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:12,100 (ROARS) 1607 01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:15,200 (SINGERS HUM) 1608 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:20,660 (DARYL HOLLERS) 1609 01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:22,760 Whoa! Oh. 1610 01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:24,700 -(DINGO GRUNTS) -Yah! 1611 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,800 Get off me! 1612 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,580 (WHIMPERS) No! 1613 01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:31,300 -DINGO: Ugh! -(GLASS SHATTERS) 1614 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:33,980 ♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen Let nothing you dismay... ♪ 1615 01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:35,660 (DARYL WHIMPERS) 1616 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,100 DINGO: Come here. 1617 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:40,060 -(DARYL WHIMPERS) -♪ Was born on Christmas Day. ♪ 1618 01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:41,540 -(SNORTS) -DARYL: Arggh! 1619 01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:42,860 DINGO: Yah! 1620 01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:45,340 ♪ O tidings of comfort and joy 1621 01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:46,620 ♪ Comfort and joy 1622 01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:48,780 -♪ O tidings of... ♪ -Ugh! Arggh! 1623 01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:50,880 -(DAISY ROARS) -Enough! 1624 01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:53,420 Enough! 1625 01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:54,940 (FIRES GUN) 1626 01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:56,660 (HOLLERS) Where's my money?! 1627 01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:59,560 Dingleberry! Come and get it! 1628 01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:05,320 (GRITTY ROCK MUSIC) 1629 01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:10,540 (GUNSHOT) 1630 01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:12,640 (DARYL EXCLAIMS) 1631 01:23:28,680 --> 01:23:30,680 -(GUNSHOT) -DARYL: Arggh! 1632 01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:36,460 DARYL: Oi, you shot me in the leg! Oww! 1633 01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:38,560 -(BULLET CASINGS DROP) -DINGO: It's just a graze. 1634 01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:44,420 (GRIM, FOREBODING MUSIC) 1635 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:47,140 You know, I was a sinner when you robbed me. 1636 01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:49,500 I was an unholy man. 1637 01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:51,620 I guess I deserved to be robbed. 1638 01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:53,340 So I should thank you for that. 1639 01:23:53,440 --> 01:23:56,500 But just like me, what once was lost 1640 01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:59,020 has now been found. 1641 01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:01,460 Good Lord showed me the way, didn't ya? 1642 01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:04,060 -Are you sure? -He sent me signs. 1643 01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:05,700 Yeah, but did he say, though? 1644 01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:07,340 Like, explicitly? 1645 01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:09,140 -It's over, Daryl. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1646 01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:11,060 What about forgiveness? Jesus forgives, right? 1647 01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:15,040 I'm more of an Old Testament kind of guy. 1648 01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:18,460 DAISY: You shot Santa! 1649 01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:19,900 FIONA: Daisy! Daisy... 1650 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:23,100 Kids, you just wanna go inside? 1651 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:25,580 -You don't wanna see this. -I've already called the cops. 1652 01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:27,860 -And they're on their way. -Wow. 1653 01:24:27,960 --> 01:24:31,440 Don't have time to wait for you to go inside, then, do I? 1654 01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:36,320 (GUNSHOT BOOMS) 1655 01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:40,620 (CACKLES) 1656 01:24:40,720 --> 01:24:43,620 That's a very big gun for a little girl. 1657 01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:45,060 Let him go! 1658 01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:47,140 DARYL: Hazel! You don't wanna do this, darlin'. 1659 01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:49,260 -FIONA: Hazel! -Let him go! 1660 01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:51,980 Somehow, Hazel, I don't think you've got the balls. 1661 01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:54,340 Nah, I got freaking ovaries! 1662 01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:55,700 Hazel, please, listen to me. 1663 01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:58,580 It's not worth it, darlin'. I'm not worth it, OK? 1664 01:24:58,680 --> 01:24:59,980 FIONA: Hazel, it's OK. 1665 01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:01,380 Put it down. 1666 01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:04,580 Hazel, it only takes one mistake to ruin your life. 1667 01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:07,140 You don't want to do this, trust me. 1668 01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:10,660 You're a good kid and you're a great sister. 1669 01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:13,060 Your family needs you. 1670 01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:14,540 No! 1671 01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:16,640 -(GUNSHOT) -(THUNDERCLAP) 1672 01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:25,200 (RAIN PATTERS) 1673 01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:30,900 DAISY: I told you it would work! 1674 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:32,980 TOM: It's just like you said, Daisy. 1675 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:35,240 It's a Christmas miracle. 1676 01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:39,420 DINGO: Really? Now I'm confused. 1677 01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:43,020 God wanted me to punish you for stealing from me. 1678 01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:45,300 And then he makes it rain. 1679 01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:47,580 And that washes away your sins. 1680 01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:50,500 He does work in mysterious ways, doesn't he? 1681 01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:51,860 (THUNDER CRASHES) 1682 01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:53,960 (WINDMILL CREAKS) 1683 01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:59,380 Yep. Sorry, Daryl. 1684 01:25:59,480 --> 01:26:02,220 It's pretty clear that he does want me to strike you down. 1685 01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:05,300 So now, with divine permission 1686 01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:08,140 of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, 1687 01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:10,240 I deliver you from... 1688 01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:16,020 (THUNDER CRACKS) 1689 01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:19,240 (SIRENS WAIL) 1690 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:26,340 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 1691 01:26:26,440 --> 01:26:28,480 He was on the naughty list. 1692 01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:32,760 He wasn't the only one, Daisy! 1693 01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:43,000 (GENTLE, WISTFUL MUSIC) 1694 01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:46,160 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 1695 01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:49,460 Well, Santa's gonna need one hell of a clause 1696 01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:50,940 to get out of this one. 1697 01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:52,540 (SHANKS BLEATS) 1698 01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:54,620 What about you lot? You gonna be OK? 1699 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:58,040 We're fine. We're good. 1700 01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:02,580 The truth is he saved us. 1701 01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:04,180 GREG: Saved you from what? 1702 01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:06,400 -From... -From a shitty Christmas. 1703 01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:18,460 GREG: Reckon they'll ever get that windmill back up and going? 1704 01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:19,980 -WENDY: Not likely. -(SHANKS BLEATS) 1705 01:27:20,080 --> 01:27:21,740 (ENGINE STARTS) 1706 01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:24,380 -GREG: I love Christmas. -WENDY: Me too. 1707 01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:25,860 DARYL: Me three. 1708 01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:27,980 (HORN HONKS) 1709 01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:30,080 (SHANKS BLEATS) 1710 01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:35,160 (SHANKS BLEATS) 1711 01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:40,060 SONG: ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 1712 01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:42,140 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 1713 01:27:42,240 --> 01:27:46,020 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year 1714 01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:48,140 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 1715 01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:50,140 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 1716 01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:54,500 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year 1717 01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:58,300 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin 1718 01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:00,900 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year... ♪ 1719 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:04,780 (GUESTS EXCLAIM) 1720 01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:07,380 -Hello. -It's good, though. It's nice. 1721 01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:09,740 Yeah, thank you, my wife bought it for me. 1722 01:28:09,840 --> 01:28:12,500 ♪ Oh, bring us some figgy pudding... ♪ 1723 01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,620 -Santa! -DARYL: Daisy! 1724 01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:17,200 Hello, look at you! You look gorgeous! 1725 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:19,500 DAISY: Where's your suit? 1726 01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:21,340 DARYL: Oh, love, I told you, I'm not... Oh! 1727 01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:22,860 DAISY: I know you're Santa 1728 01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:25,860 and that other guy's just a fake. 1729 01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:27,740 -I made the footy team! -DARYL: Did you, mate? 1730 01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:29,580 That's amazing. Congratulations! 1731 01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:32,000 Come on, everybody! Lunch is getting cold. 1732 01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:35,020 Whoop! Thank you. 1733 01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:37,300 HAZEL: Leonard came to collect his gift. 1734 01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:38,660 LEONARD: Thanks, mate. 1735 01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:41,140 We'll be able to do a whole heap of good with this. 1736 01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:44,940 -Did you give him our mon... -No, I gave him yours. 1737 01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:46,940 Right. 1738 01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:50,260 -Welcome home, Daryl. -DARYL: Thank you. 1739 01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:52,980 Cheers, everyone! Merry Christmas! 1740 01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:54,820 Oh, a frothy one. Look out! 1741 01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:56,380 (ALL LAUGH) 1742 01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:57,900 DARYL: You guys look amazing. 1743 01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:01,260 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year 1744 01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:03,700 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas 1745 01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:08,600 ♪ And a happy New Year! ♪ 1746 01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:13,920 ('WHITE WINE IN THE SUN' BY TIM MINCHIN) 1747 01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:23,460 SONG: ♪ I 1748 01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:26,600 ♪ Really like Christmas 1749 01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:31,500 ♪ It's sentimental, I know 1750 01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:34,120 ♪ But I just really like it 1751 01:29:37,320 --> 01:29:41,060 ♪ I'm looking forward 1752 01:29:41,160 --> 01:29:43,320 ♪ To Christmas 1753 01:29:44,600 --> 01:29:47,400 ♪ Though I'm not expecting 1754 01:29:48,680 --> 01:29:52,420 ♪ A visit from Jesus 1755 01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:55,640 ♪ I'll be seeing my dad 1756 01:29:58,120 --> 01:30:03,460 ♪ My brother and sisters, my gran and my mum 1757 01:30:03,560 --> 01:30:07,680 ♪ They'll be drinking white wine in the sun 1758 01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:17,660 ♪ I 1759 01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:21,120 ♪ Really like Christmas 1760 01:30:22,160 --> 01:30:25,520 ♪ It's sentimental, I know. ♪ 116132