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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,831 Action! 2 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,517 What can I do for you? 3 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:57,713 - Pour me some scotch. - Scotch, gin, vodka... 4 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:01,117 Are the only things you ask me. I don't recognize you anymore. 5 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,612 You're not yourself anymore. What can I do for you? 6 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:12,313 It's so lovely here! The sea, the wind... 7 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,512 Oh, look! A falling star. 8 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:19,759 A legend, here in Saxony, has it that for any star that falls... 9 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:24,954 ...a wish will become true. - I have no wishes anymore, Magda 10 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:29,153 I'm a poet, you know that. I can feel desire only for impossible dreams. 11 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:34,354 Nothing is impossible, Max, for two who are in love. But you're trembling. 12 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,552 What's happening to you? Can I do anything for you? 13 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,036 I love you, Max! What can I do for you? 14 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:44,915 - Give him an hand job! - What's happening to you, Max? 15 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,112 - He can't get a boner. - It's so hot! 16 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:51,517 - He has the dick frozen like an icicle. - She's got her period. 17 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,712 - No. - Yeah, look how inflated hers panties are! 18 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:57,957 - She's got a pussy that seems a dick. - Max! 19 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:02,119 Hers period... you won't even fuck her. 20 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,988 Did he fuck her already? 21 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,915 And now he fucks her again. Casalieri told me. 22 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,156 He fucks her three times. 23 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:20,912 Max, for the last time! Take me, I'm yours! 24 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,714 I'm yours, Max! Take me. 25 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:27,993 Magda, I can't! No, Magda! No! 26 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:32,193 Well then he's a faggot. This is not a movie. 27 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,914 It's anything but "Max the womanizer"! 28 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:39,318 A movie with a queer main character it's an affront to italian people. 29 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:44,310 - Sit down and let's us see how is going to end. - The end is that he can't have boner. 30 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:49,355 I talk as much as I want. There's no notice saying "speaking actors... silent viewers". 31 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,711 - Shut Up, Cioni! - I can talk as much as I want. 32 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,912 - Let see how is going to end... - Max, please, I beg you. 33 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,112 - Go away, Magda! - Fuck off! - Silence! 34 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:03,108 Silence my arse! I talk as much I want. 35 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:08,314 As a citizen I have the right to criticize any movie. 36 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:13,310 Whatever! Especially if the main character is a faggot. 37 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:18,719 Do you like it, don't you? I know why you like it! 38 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:22,117 How you like this movie! I understood what it's about. 39 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,312 - Magda, it's so difficult. - I shall teach you how to do it! 40 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,512 - If you don't like it, then go away! - We go, of course! 41 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,712 We just came to go away. 42 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,309 Let's go! Come on! 43 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,909 It is possible that you... 44 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:40,317 - Let's go! - The medical tests are clear 45 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,717 I have only got a few weeks left to live! 46 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,912 No! 47 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,712 Maybe he doesn't fuck her because she's his sister. 48 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,712 Well then it should have been titled "Max the relative"... 49 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,070 ...not "Max the womanizer". 50 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,712 Cinema is a swindle. 51 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,911 I won�t return to it. 52 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:11,716 And yet people goes to the movies! Theatres are always full. 53 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:16,072 One thousand liras just to listen to fake moans. Because they're faking it. 54 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:20,910 At least once show us something we haven't see in real life. 55 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:26,114 Show us a naked woman laying here. Have you never seen a naked woman there? 56 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:31,713 They show us a pinball machine, a table... but I have seen them already. 57 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,912 Besides let actors speak properly. 58 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:39,910 They make one say: "I... Miss, would like to speak... " 59 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:45,114 He meant: "I would like to fuck" Why they don't let him saying that? 60 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:49,313 When they're about to make love, here he comes the censor... 61 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,512 Here comes the censor and cuts the scene. 62 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:56,315 I would follow him all the way home... 63 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,910 ...and while he pisses, I would cut the scene. 64 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:05,319 When they were making love in the movie he timed that... 65 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,717 ...then I would time him. I would like to see if he can make it with a clock on him. 66 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:13,311 Cinema gets you pissed off, for me instead it's my way of relaxing. So? 67 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:17,308 Cinema is chamomile tea of the world. 68 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:22,514 It relaxes you! The world instead is the coffee of men. 69 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,996 - It gets you pissed off. - We are not at the bar! 70 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,715 Look at all those brioches! What a marvel! 71 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:35,916 If women would be brioches, I would have breakfast all the time. 72 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:41,318 What a style! Sport is fine, isn't it? 73 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:46,719 - Fine! - Sure, but for me the pussy is still the finest thing... 74 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,911 ...there is, today, in Italy. 75 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:24,114 - What a shitty Sunday! - You work all week long... 76 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:28,313 ...and when Sunday comes you just look forward to come back to work. 77 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:34,914 You jerk off all week long thinking: "Sunday, I'll fuck". 78 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:39,318 Instead when Sunday comes nothing happens. 79 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:44,116 Then you think: "Well, at least tomorrow is Monday I'm going to jerk off". 80 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:47,312 Love doesn't exist 81 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:52,230 It's just a fairy tale 82 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:56,115 Cioni, let's go pick up ladies at that cheap dance hall. 83 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:59,357 Are all elderlys there. They are an easy lay. 84 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,552 Elderly lays, are healthy lays! 85 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:13,313 - I'm gonna kill myself. - Me too. - Shut up! 86 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:19,914 Why do you fuck me around? A suffering man asks for a little respect, at least from a friend 87 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:23,112 Look there what a nice family! 88 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,312 Dad, mom and two kids. 89 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,712 At least two times he fucked her for sure. 90 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:34,117 Now they eat, then they take a dump soon they'll go home. 91 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,710 While kids are sleeping they fuck like bunnies. 92 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:41,708 Then they get up, and again they eat, then they take a dump... 93 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:47,597 This is the life, not mine! I don't have either brothers or sisters 94 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:52,316 - A man without close relatives. - Your mother? - Shut up! 95 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,114 - Is she sick? - She's even too healthy. 96 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:59,313 - Why? - She's not a human mother, she's a freak of nature. 97 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:04,514 I'm at breaking point for a son. 98 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:08,713 She's so stingy that she wouldn't eat just for not having to shit. 99 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:14,119 In the evening she use to say: "Come here, turn on the radio, let's talk a little bit. " 100 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:18,313 "Keep company to your mother!" I reply: "I go to the movies" 101 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,512 Then she says: "Go, go to the movie, go to spend money!" 102 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:25,315 "You leave me alone and when you'll be back, you'll find me dead. " 103 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:30,310 - My mother do the same too. - They're women without men. 104 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:35,719 Your mother used to do like this with your father, now she wants to do it with you. 105 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:39,310 But your father bended her doggy style and pleasured her. 106 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:46,517 - Instead you don't. - To a widow even her own son's dick will do it. 107 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,633 But because she can't have it in ass, she talks to it. 108 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:58,310 - One ticket. - Pairs only. - But I want to get in. 109 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:02,308 - Pairs only! - Please! - Stop being a pain in the arse! 110 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,909 - One ticket! - Get lost! 111 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:08,715 What time did you arrive? We are a couple. 112 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:13,118 - 3.000 liras, 2.000 for the man, 1.000 for the woman. - Here there are 1.000 liras. 113 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,311 Thanks. Let's go. 114 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,715 - Excuse me. - Three tickets. 115 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:22,516 What do they want? They are three. Come on, darling. Let's go! 116 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:28,756 Elderly lays, are healthy lays. But this is a nearing death lay! 117 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,349 - Give me my change back. - Don't undressing me! 118 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:35,314 - Let me give a look at the ballroom. - Wait! 119 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:37,511 This is really dancing! 120 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,712 There are more varicose veins than floor tiles. 121 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,915 What a cute little grandaddy! 122 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:50,477 Life will always be pale. 123 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:57,275 - Tomorrow will be the same as today. - Hurry up! 124 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:04,230 You would mean "yesterday", not "tomorrow". 125 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,352 Tomorrow? 126 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:11,348 Tomorrow... perhaps it would be better if we don't even get through it. 127 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:15,553 - Do you dance? - Dance with you? Get lost, look at you short-arse. 128 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,752 - So you're a faggot. - Don't be a pain in the arse! 129 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:32,713 Give me a Coke, so I get drunk then I'll hit the sack. 130 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:37,516 Here it seems to be at an auction of 5th century furniture. 131 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:44,034 Instead I own a solid clothes hook of the 20th century, got it? 132 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,270 Enjoy it, slut! 133 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:43,434 Even a filthy bitch would suits me! 134 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:49,434 I like the married ones and the young virgins! 135 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:55,108 I always have a single bed. 136 00:12:55,320 --> 00:13:00,314 It would be nice to have a double bed for once! 137 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,909 What will be... 138 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:24,112 ...of my life without you? 139 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,511 Like that river over there. 140 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,917 Like that river there, in front of me. 141 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,911 I ran down... 142 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:40,513 ...the mountains towards you 143 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,711 And you were there... 144 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,112 ...with yours eyes in front of me. 145 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,515 What will be... 146 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,712 ...of my life without you? 147 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,911 Like that river over there. 148 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,915 Cioni Mario, please go at the cash desk. 149 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,793 I ran down... 150 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,313 ...the mountains towards you 151 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,080 And you were there... 152 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,310 ...with yours eyes in front of me. 153 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,830 It's not raining anymore. 154 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:24,909 The river of my love has no more water flowing into you. 155 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,111 I can't feel anymore... 156 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,392 ...hers soul inside of me. 157 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:36,594 Cioni Mario, urgently at the cash desk! 158 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,954 An announcement, please. 159 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,114 "Cioni Mario...!" I don't understand a fucking thing about this handwriting. 160 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:59,517 "Must run home immediately because his mother has died!" 161 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:06,789 "Cioni Mario must run home immediately because his mother has died!" 162 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,035 Oh, Mario! 163 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,192 - Oh, Cioni! - Oh, Mario! 164 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:49,109 The pig's shit of turds into the ass... 165 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:52,312 ...boobies full of piss... 166 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:56,115 ...with turds that comes out from boobies... 167 00:15:56,320 --> 00:16:02,316 ...from bowels of calves with bride's thighs... 168 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,512 ...that comes out from the thighs... 169 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,712 ...too many jerk off into the dick... 170 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:14,711 ...too many dicks into the ass wich are coming from thighs... 171 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:18,117 ...and coming back to the legs with the mommy... 172 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,313 ...into the granny's blowjob... 173 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:26,115 ...which smash into her body... 174 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,312 ...he licks her back... 175 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:34,514 ...than she spits on his bollocks and licks his back... 176 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:40,909 ...coming through clods and she rubs herself against the grass... 177 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:46,513 ...with all the naked mommys who rub themselves... 178 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:53,114 ...tumbling and tossing on their back with their slamming boobies... 179 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:57,313 ...that are without milk and who bare themselves among cows... 180 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:02,116 ...wich sneak into the grass... 181 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:07,314 ...that stick between their teeth and then they spit it on the ground... 182 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,512 ...and they put many jerk off into the pussy... 183 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,712 ...and they come all together... 184 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,912 ...they come all together... 185 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:23,314 ...and they look at him from far away him filthy and dirty beck... 186 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,512 and the bride's thighs with the husband... 187 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,712 ...and all the relatives stick their willies into her... 188 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:33,037 ...and they take a relative... who's taking this relative? 189 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:38,234 With the flesh into the body, with the body into the flesh... 190 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:41,910 ...and the mother lying down between turfs... 191 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,315 ...flails about all the turfs... 192 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:48,718 ...then she comes back on the ground... 193 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,309 ...and all the relatives... 194 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,912 INCOMPREHENSIBLE WORDS 195 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,309 She's dead. 196 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,511 My mother has died! 197 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,115 I am alive, I am... 198 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,312 ...a living son of a dead mother. 199 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,511 I wonder... how did she go? 200 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:50,711 Hell, Purgatory, Heaven. 201 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,511 Lost, Drew, Won. 202 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,911 This... 203 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:08,159 In Hell if you swear the Devil comes 204 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,912 If I swear God gets pissed off. 205 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:18,513 You're six feet under the ground talking with the Devil... 206 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:24,113 ...and I am under the bridge and God is silent, stays quiet. 207 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,312 God doesn't discuss... 208 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:33,713 You're in hell with the Devil's warm... 209 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,912 ...and I'm under the bridge with God's cold. 210 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,711 So... 211 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:48,519 You spend all your life without jerking off to go to Heaven... 212 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:53,714 then you die and you think: "Now I can jerk off peacefully!" 213 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,514 "I'm dead for a jerk off" 214 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:01,919 Instead God arrives and says: "No! Jerking off is an hellish thing! 215 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,315 Well if so I made a mistake... 216 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,909 I came here for... 217 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,111 I�m wrong. 218 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,311 I am dead... 219 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,311 Mother... 220 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:23,111 Now I'll give myself 700 handjobs just before dying. 221 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,312 Then I go to hell and I tell the Devil... 222 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,512 "Before dying I gave myself 700 handjobs!" 223 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:35,113 He'll answer: "Well done, as a reward I give you a blowjob. " 224 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,311 I go for real. 225 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,912 At least I go to mommy. 226 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:54,913 Now I begin, so I go to mommy. 227 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,111 Who cares? 228 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,636 Let's go with the first handjob! 229 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,950 I ran away from home. My father doesn't want me to go out with you. 230 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,948 He said:"You can't go out with that dirty slut!" 231 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:20,709 - He was talking about you! - Well done. 232 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:24,913 Don't come back in that house, stay with me. 233 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:28,112 I'll lick your pussy from morning till night. 234 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,909 You make me leap with joy, Fabiana! 235 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:39,716 Are you friends? Did you hurt yourself, miss? 236 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:43,310 - Who's that? - I don't know, he's gross. He's ugly! 237 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,717 - Did you hurt yourself? - I'll stick a finger in your ass! 238 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,911 Your arm... 239 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,308 How did you broke your arm? 240 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,590 Jerking me off. 241 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,229 How did you do that? I don't get it. 242 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,317 - Dont' be a pain in the arse! Fuck off! - Sorry. 243 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,511 Fuck off! 244 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,118 - Do you dance? - Excuse me. 245 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,356 - I'm sorry. - I beg your pardon. 246 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:29,716 Here's another one! To kiss her you need a chisel. A quick drying fuck. 247 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,511 Mister! 248 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,912 - What's up? - Excuse me, I would like to pass through. 249 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,111 - Then, pass! - There's water. 250 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:51,711 - So what? - I don't want to get wet. Can you help me? 251 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,912 - So I'll get wet. - What do I care? 252 00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:02,119 Lift me up with your strong arms just like only you can. 253 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,313 You have a nice neck, but the tie is of awful taste. 254 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,717 Run, little horse! Run, little horse! 255 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:25,319 - Run, little horse! - How much do you weight? - What business is it of yours? 256 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:30,310 You make me spin, you make me spin like if i was a doll. 257 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,115 You filthy pig, what are you looking at? I could be your mother. 258 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,915 - My mother died last night. - Did you kill her? 259 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,111 What? 260 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:46,714 You make me spin, you make me spin like if i was a doll. 261 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,911 Murderer! 262 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,039 Revolting toad! You fuck! 263 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:12,233 Bloody hell! Cursed be the cock that got me pregnant! 264 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:16,149 You've been whoring all night long! 265 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:19,909 - With those filthy whores! - I thought you were dead. 266 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,795 Like hell I am! I buried your father... 267 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:28,232 ...then that sweet angel of your little sister. 268 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:33,116 - Whose turn is it now? - I got it, mom. - Whose? 269 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,312 - Cioni Mario's turn. - Right! 270 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,711 Hey! 271 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,912 Don't you come at work with us? 272 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,112 It was just a joke! After all your mother is alive. 273 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,710 We didn't kill her for real. 274 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,117 Do you want to know the truth? 275 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:09,314 Do you want to know who had the idea? It was Ignorante's idea. 276 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,071 Mario! 277 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,272 You're so dumb, poor thing! 278 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,313 - I know. - You make me sick just looking at you. 279 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,909 - I know. - You're dumb and ugly. 280 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:36,908 - You disgust at all the people of the world. - I know. 281 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:40,351 You're not a human being, you are a worm. 282 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,551 - I know. - Mario! 283 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,117 - Mummy! - You make me have a stomachache. 284 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:53,711 God is not fair. He took me away your little sister when she was 4. 285 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,911 She was an angel. 286 00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:00,113 I tried everything to abort you, but I didn't manage to do it. 287 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,915 You've wanted to born against my will. Are you happy now? 288 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:08,318 You're my suffering, my continuous grumble. 289 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:13,640 You're my daylight suffering and my nightmare night. 290 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,310 God, keep me from the temptation of drowning him. 291 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,511 Mario, you disgust me! 292 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:23,713 You throw into turmoil my sensitive soul of woman. 293 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:28,550 - You get the collywobbles! - What a piece of ass you are! 294 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,151 So, this is it. 295 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,352 We are that kind of people who are a little ill... 296 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,711 ...during the day we take the plunge and at night we skip dinners against our will. 297 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,913 I can scream it loud, till I get weak... 298 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:49,113 ...we are that kind of people who don't fuck 'cause we aren't of the bunch the pick. 299 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,357 We are that kind of people who at the cinema roam... 300 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:56,553 ...just to see naked women and jerking off at home. 301 00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,912 And yet nature teaches us, both on mountain and on valley scrub... 302 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,908 ...you could become a butterfly even if you've been born grub. 303 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:08,317 We are that kind of people who has a stain. 304 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,717 Grub we have born and grub will be remain. 305 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,117 That kind of people we are, it's useless to pretend... 306 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:19,359 we've been fucked by poverty and pregnant forever we'll be stand. 307 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:25,516 - Nice one! - Did you like it? - Yes, but now I've an headache. 308 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,235 - An headache? - Yes. - What? - My head. 309 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:34,195 - An headache? - Yes - I'll ride the bike so you can rest a little. 310 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:38,518 - I've an headache. - An headache? - Yes. 311 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,476 Good Heavens! What a stink! She never has a wash. 312 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,911 What a lightning storm! 313 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:28,473 What a thunder! It's enough to be scared shitless. 314 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,911 It's stifling here! 315 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:42,114 But it's better a mother's stink than nobody's perfume. 316 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,311 So, so. 317 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,312 Good Heavens! It smells like a sewer. 318 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,114 What's up? Is it raining? 319 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,511 It feels wet! 320 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,509 Mario, what have you done? 321 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,110 - You mustn't piss into mummy's bed. - I'm scared, it's raining. 322 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,517 Tomorrow these sheets will be for your bed. 323 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:18,714 - I'm scared sleeping alone. - I loathe to sleep with you. 324 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,911 What's the matter with you, Mario? 325 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:26,716 - Come to mummy! - No, please mummy! You stink! 326 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,310 Are you scared sleeping alone, aren't you? 327 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,717 Your mummy knows how to smooth things over. 328 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:37,708 Tomorrow Martini and his daughter come to visit us. 329 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,718 - No! - Yes, they'll come. 330 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,310 She's pretty, always neatly combed... 331 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,115 - She looks like your soul mate. - She has a limp. 332 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:53,314 So what? What do you expect a woman with both legs? 333 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:59,514 Neither you are so sane, my dear son. You still piss in bed. 334 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:04,316 - If you piss on her fake leg she will not feel a thing. 335 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:08,513 Marry her, so you aren't going to sleep alone anymore. 336 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,313 She's a good housewife, her father told me so. 337 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:19,514 So I could get some rest too, I'm getting older and older. Do it for me! 338 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,512 It's as if you were marrying your mummy. 339 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,189 It rains! 340 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,710 - Get a move on! we're late! - He's dumb! - Come on, hurry up! 341 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,310 - He's ugly! - What do you expect? Marlon Brando? - Let's go home. 342 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,512 Stop it, otherwise I'll break you the other leg. 343 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,110 He's a decent sort of chap, he's an hard worker too. 344 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:48,509 When his mother die, the land and the house belong to him as of right. 345 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,235 Besides, if he doesn't marries you, you're going to die virgin. 346 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:56,433 - I would like better to become a nun. Stop it or I'll give you a slap! 347 00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:00,918 In that family nobody's a die hard. The father's died... 348 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:06,240 ...the sisters has died at 4 and the mother will not last long. 349 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,432 He hasn't ever felt a pussy for sure. 350 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:14,316 You let him fuck twice, he'll die one on top of you, we arrange a nice funeral... 351 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,796 ...then the land is ours. Got it? 352 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,311 - Ouch, it hurts! - What are you going to say? 353 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:30,911 - "Madam... " - "I would have thought... " 354 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:35,910 "... to get engage to you of my own free will... " 355 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,112 - You're so cute! - I look like a blood pudding. 356 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,313 - I don't want to marry her, she's lame! - Stop it! - Fine. 357 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,114 Now listen to me. 358 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:51,314 I'm going to take his father to see the land so we'll leave you alone. 359 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:55,911 Told her she's nice... 360 00:34:56,120 --> 00:35:01,114 ...that you like her so much, that you might fall in love with her... 361 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:06,314 ...that you're ready to take the plunge. On the contrary, do not talk about "plunges". 362 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:12,516 She's lame! Don't talk about legs, dancing or taking the plunge. 363 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:15,712 If you have to take a dump, take it now before they arrive. Here they are! 364 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,911 You, behave! 365 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,513 Martini, what a surprise! I was waiting for you later. 366 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:27,713 I didn't prepare anything and the home is untidy. 367 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,515 Let's go in miss, my boy is waiting for you. 368 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:34,712 - Martini... - How do you do Mrs? - Fine. 369 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,718 - What about the land? - Let me show you. 370 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,112 Oh, misfortune of my earthly life! 371 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:57,313 Horrible big cloud that darkens the goodness of mine's sunny heart. 372 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,718 Decayed tooth wich gives me pain during mastication. 373 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:09,473 Hump of sins wich tarnish my catholic back virginity. 374 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,672 Who's there? Who's screaming? 375 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,872 You should get a stroke at your's vocal chords. 376 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,072 This is a church, not a brothel. 377 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,317 - I'm dyeing, father! - What's going on? 378 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,513 Don't even make me say it! Just look at him! 379 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:30,713 25 years old and he makes me sick just looking at him. I don't know what to do anymore. 380 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:35,311 I've found him a girlfriend and he scares her off. 381 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:41,117 He spends all day in bathroom with those magazine with naked women, doing... 382 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,312 Don't even make me say it! Help him, please! 383 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:48,115 Give him something, give him an host. 384 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:53,110 Mario! You should have a paralysis at your nuts! 385 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,311 Have you heard about Elio? 386 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,718 At first he became a one-eyed person then jerking off more and more... 387 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,912 ...they had to put his leg in a plaster. 388 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:06,112 If you keep jerking off... 389 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:10,313 ...one day, you will not find anything more left down there. 390 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,717 It will get all consumed! It will get all consumed! 391 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:19,313 Your mother, she has worn herself out touching herself, it's so that she's nothing down there. 392 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:24,310 - Stop it! - I'm dyeing, father! Dyeing! 393 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:29,116 - What else he's doing? - He embodies the Devil himself 394 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:33,313 ...Lucifer's embodiment, my life's embarrassment! 395 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:39,709 Always slagging off God, the Madonna, the saints, the Apostles! 396 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:44,317 You should get varicose veins at your cock! Are you a moron? 397 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:49,310 - Here you mustn't swear, for that bitch of Eve! - I'm dyeing! 398 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,472 - Stop it! - I'm dyeing! - What else? 399 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:57,993 He spends all days in the field talking to Berlinguer. 400 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:02,193 - Anything is growing there. - Mario! 401 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,995 You should get an "Internationale" cancer! 402 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,309 You are an idiot! 403 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:14,712 - The ear? - The ear? - Yeah. 404 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:19,914 - What ear? - The ear is the ear! 405 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,112 - The ear? - Always the ear! 406 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:28,314 - Even the boss take his chance, not just the simple worker. - What does he risk? 407 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:33,719 He risks that somebody kidnaps his son at 20 and cuts off his ear. 408 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,912 To him they cut off his ear at 20 years old... 409 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:41,113 ...we've been fucked in the ass since we've been born. 410 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,915 Damn those columns that hold this world! 411 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:49,318 Damn that solar system of the Moon! 412 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:54,719 Shall the Milky Way get jammed with the rings! 413 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,310 Damn it that Pluto dog! 414 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,911 - What's up? - Ask me how I'm feeling and I'll answer you... 415 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:07,193 ..."I feel bad". - Why do you come to work with us? 416 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,391 Why? Are you thinking you're doing well? 417 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:13,718 Yesterday I saw Buio's prescription. 418 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,117 He "suffers from depression with a weak neurovegetative system". 419 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:21,313 In two or three months he could become stupid! 420 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:26,516 I'm waiting for a mystical crisis. 421 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:30,713 - Do not talk about God! - What's the matter with you? 422 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,708 - I can't hear talking about god! - Why? 423 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:39,710 The only slyness of God is that He doesn't exist. 424 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,912 Because if He'd have existed and if he'd have found me on his way... 425 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:46,715 ...now He would be in trouble! I'm telling you! 426 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,117 Guys we're cursing all day long. 427 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,312 If we got it wrong, we're sunk! 428 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,911 We have to be rebelliouses, we need dictatorship of the proletariat. 429 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:02,113 - Or at least anarchy. - Proletariat's dictatorship, it's a dictatorship just the same. 430 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:06,313 Yes, but meantime we scratch along for 2.000 years, then we shall see. 431 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,512 I'm worried about Berlinguer. 432 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,318 Recently he seems to be a little sluggish. 433 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,909 Berlinguer? 434 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:19,112 Berlinguer is not sluggish, he loves us. 435 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,312 I love Berlinguer too... 436 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:27,719 ...but the problem here is not to get engaged with Berlinguer, but to bring about a revolution. - We'll do it. 437 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,708 Berlinguer should just give us the start. 438 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:37,916 He should appear on TV, without warning anybody. 439 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:43,911 He should get furtively in a show and just say... 440 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,271 "Good evening. Comrades... go!" 441 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:52,310 - That's what... - Why he doesn't do that? 442 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,715 He is busy. 443 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,913 - He has family. - Let's go play cards. 444 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:04,313 Communism is going to come by itself even without Berlinguer. 445 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:09,116 Communism it's like when you come for the first time as a kid, it comes spontaneously... 446 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:13,313 ...you ask yourself: "What's happened?" Nothing's happened... 447 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:18,116 ...what wasn't working now works and you can enjoy. 448 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,311 Communism will come this way. 449 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:25,514 People is like a kid who's never jerked off before. 450 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:29,315 One day the People will wake up and will ask: "What's happened?" 451 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,715 "Nothing, People. You just came!" 452 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,912 "What wasn't working now works and you can enjoy!" 453 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:40,319 Communism it's like when you come for the first time before jerking off. 454 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:45,514 Tonight, 9 p. m. at Majakovskij's house of people... 455 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:48,712 ...there will be hold a debate on... 456 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,912 ..."Can woman be equal to man?" 457 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,112 Comerade Vladimiro Tegoloni will join in the debate. 458 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,437 Peasant citizens, join in and provide... 459 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,712 ...a magnificent turnout at the meeting. - Poker! 460 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:05,310 You lucky bastard! I give up, I don't play anymore. 461 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:09,513 - Do I owe money to anybody? - Not to me - To me neither. 462 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:13,190 - You owe 4.000 liras to me. - 4.000 liras? 463 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,710 - I don't have it. - Instant payment. - I can't. 464 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:20,310 - Pay, kid! - Wait a few days. 465 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,557 - No, then I may forget about it. - It's just 4.000 liras. 466 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,230 - It's enough to go whoring. - Cioni... 467 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,989 Your mother... how is she? 468 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,191 What do you mean? 469 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:38,713 How is she down there? At the ovarys level, in short. 470 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,911 She's still a cute bride. 471 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:46,513 Cioni, you tell her: "Mummy, I owe 4.000 liras to Bozzone. " 472 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:50,315 "4.000 liras whores are just like you" 473 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,512 "Tonight he'll come here, you let him put it in a bain-marie. " 474 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:57,952 If she was a modern mother, she will do it for you. 475 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,710 - Are you kidding? No, she gets pissed off. - No I get pissed off. 476 00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:08,711 Come on, Cioni! He doesn't want to fuck you in the ass, just your mother. 477 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,912 - She'll never agree. - Listen, kid. 478 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:20,320 Now i go home, I have a wash and I rinse it well. 479 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:26,914 Then I'll come out joyful for the conjugal deed I'm going to experience. 480 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:32,911 For 4.000 liras I don't demand a permanent union with her. 481 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:37,193 I don't want to awake in you... 482 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:41,393 ...the recollection of your father struck dead by lightning. 483 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:45,718 But I want to awake in her, just for one night... 484 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:50,311 ...the thrill of the 30 years ago's fuck. 485 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:55,513 - Well done, this is the great kindness of man. - What a fine speech! 486 00:46:55,720 --> 00:47:00,714 - You sounded like Kennedy to me. - I thought you were more ignorant. - I've got my style. 487 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:06,916 Cioni, we'll see you tonight after the news. 488 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,111 Bye. 489 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,911 It's going to be hard. 490 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,514 Excuse me, are you going that way? 491 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:51,712 Excuse me, I... thanks! 492 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,911 Thank you. 493 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,793 I'm sorry for hitchhiking dressed like this... 494 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:08,120 ...but I missed the bus. - My name is Marta. - Mine is Esther. 495 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,915 - Yours? - Me? Mario. Excuse me... 496 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:17,233 Is this the right way to the Majakovskij's "house of people"? 497 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,117 - Are you married? - Yes... no! 498 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:32,314 I live with my mother, we are not married. Excuse me. 499 00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:36,308 - I give you a shell as a present. - A shell! 500 00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,511 - Do you want it? - Thanks. 501 00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:42,713 - If you put it near your ear you can hear the sea. - Thanks! 502 00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:46,314 Shafffff! You can hear it for real! 503 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,717 Amazing! "A ballroom on the sea... " 504 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,515 - Excuse me! - Never mind. - It brings that song to mind... 505 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:56,712 - Can I keep it? - Sure, I gave it to you. 506 00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:01,311 So you can put near your ear and you can think about the sea and about me. 507 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,909 Me and you at the seaside? 508 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,715 - Excuse me! - Never mind. - Excuse me for the approach. 509 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,911 I was kidding. 510 00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:18,517 We use to go often at the seaside with a small company of friends. 511 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:23,111 If you want, you give me your phone number... Or even better, I give you mine. 512 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,914 - Have you got a piece of paper? - No. 513 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:29,317 I want to write it down to you so you can call me and we go all together. 514 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,114 Write on my hand. Thanks. 515 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,311 What a nice number! 516 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,715 It's really a beautiful number. 517 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,911 Thanks! 518 00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:42,112 - What do you think about women? - Me? 519 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:47,113 Nothing. Women and men for me are the same. 520 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,318 89! 12! 521 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,557 23! 47! 522 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,717 17! 58! 523 00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,117 90! 77! 524 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,390 3! 9! 525 00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:08,312 90... 45! 526 00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,909 2! 65! 527 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,990 59! 528 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,156 39! 529 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,919 67! 12! 530 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,588 80! 78! 531 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,030 38! 532 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:26,800 25! 34! 533 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,275 - 24! - Bingo! 534 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:35,711 Enough with the Bingo! 535 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:48,118 Enough with the Bingo! Entertaining time is over. 536 00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:51,915 Now it will start the cultural time. 537 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,311 Sit down! 538 00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:05,388 For first the title and the subject of the debate. 539 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:09,718 As the saying goes... 540 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:14,311 ..."A pussy's hair is stronger than a couple of oxes"... 541 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:18,479 ...I yield the floor to these two young ladies. Here it's the theme of the debate. 542 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:23,196 "Can woman try to be equal to man?" 543 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,315 No! 544 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,511 Yes! 545 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:34,117 Let's start to debate. 546 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,915 - Cioni Mario asked to address the meeting. - No, I just wanted the prize... 547 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,310 Come here, you lucky bastard! 548 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,717 - Pardon my French. - We don't... - Hi. 549 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:48,038 Hi. We didn't want to give you a lecture, but only... 550 00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:53,314 - Blow me! - Another "blow me!" I hear I'll smash his skull! 551 00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,511 I beg you pardon, please go on. 552 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:59,713 We would like just to have little chat with you about women's problem in this society. 553 00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:04,994 - At the end we'll make a conclusion from what has been said. - Bring a drink to the ladies. 554 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,191 Ok, I go get it. 555 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,999 Excuse me. I thought a little about this issue... 556 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:19,398 Angry women and stuff like that. 557 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:26,429 Oh well, the woman, the woman, the woman, but... what about the man? 558 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:31,714 Give me something to drink for the feminists! I know them well. 559 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,912 I know them very well, as a matter of fact we are friends. 560 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,111 Give me some wine. 561 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,312 Why you didn't wanted to try with me... 562 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,512 ...what is it the real pleasure a man can give today in Italy? 563 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,632 I'm for sexual equality. 564 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:50,833 Except for me 'cause I'm too superior and I keep my wife tamed... 565 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,112 ...but to the other women should be given more freedom. 566 00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:58,108 - Whose turn is now to speak? - In some case it's right... 567 00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,312 ...but even men have their suffering. 568 00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:04,512 I used to go to make love with one girl from another village... 569 00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:07,712 ...every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. 570 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:12,914 Ten kilometres by foot, sometimes even when was raining. 571 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:17,159 Sometimes she should have come at my place! 572 00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:25,111 You've been married for 4 months and you aren't pregnant yet. 573 00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:30,314 Are you "stingy"? Or don't you know how to fuck? How do the things stand? 574 00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:35,514 You married Moreno, that wanker! 575 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,993 "I like Moreno!" 576 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,912 "I want Moreno! My real true love!" 577 00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,476 Go to give a fuck you and Moreno. Let's go. 578 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:53,119 Feminism, women's issues, women... 579 00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,311 And what about men? 580 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:58,557 - Here it is. I went downstairs. - Cioni 581 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:04,115 Four male friends play cards. 582 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,312 Win some, lose some, Win some, lose some. 583 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,511 Three win, one loses. 584 00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:15,113 They ask him to pay, but he doesn't have the money. 585 00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,312 Gaming debt, debt of honour. 586 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,511 You'll pay in kind! 587 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:25,111 He doesn't have cows and the calf ran away. 588 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:30,314 You'll give us your mummy and the debt is paid. 589 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,910 I've been to Saint Moritz, in Switzerland. 590 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,112 It's a wonderful place, a really poshy place. 591 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,312 Mentholated cigarettes, champagne... 592 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:54,513 I've fucked every woman who stayed at my hotel. 593 00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,711 Two actresses were staring at me... 594 00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:01,311 ..."Pleasure to meet you, I'm an actress. " an I: "So blow me this extra!" 595 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,512 I laid her and I fucked her. 596 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,074 Is the soup so funny? 597 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,311 There are comic such soups! 598 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:26,314 Your father also used to laugh when he was eating soup. 599 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:30,513 He used to tell me: "Filthy whore, watching you eating gets me an hard on!" 600 00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:36,716 I used to take it in my mouth after I ate the warm soup. 601 00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:41,710 He said: "Oh! What a warm mouth!" Then he died. 602 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,115 Eat, Mario! 603 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:50,316 Do you remember that dad, before he got the cancer... 604 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,513 ...used to tell me the story of the man without dick? 605 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:58,109 - Was it good, wasn't it? - What was it saying? 606 00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,915 The man without dick asked his father... 607 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:05,635 "Excuse me, where you can find a dick?" 608 00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:11,318 The dad answered: "In the country of the broken asses!" 609 00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,511 "How can I get there?" 610 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:17,918 "You go straight on and you'll find a wall of pussies!" 611 00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:24,116 "Don't even look at them, go towards the sea and you'll find the bollocks tree. " 612 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,710 "Do not pick them, they are still unripe!" 613 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:31,310 "Forward you're going to find the shits, follow the green grass path... " 614 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,717 "... then you'll find the country of the broken asses. " - Thank you. 615 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:39,311 He thanked him and hit the road. But he had to pee... 616 00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,511 ...and he couldn't do it. 617 00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:45,713 He had to pee more and more and at last he blew up. 618 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:49,117 He made a lake of piss and the people said... 619 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,312 "... look what a giant piss!" 620 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:56,308 "Who's made it must have a huge dick" 621 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:58,750 Instead he didn't have it at all! 622 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:02,915 Mummy... 623 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,111 I maybe... 624 00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:07,911 ...I don't know... 625 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:11,317 ...maybe I don't deserve it... I don't know... 626 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,511 But I... 627 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,511 ...love you. 628 00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,511 Really. 629 00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:22,711 Seriously. 630 00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:29,519 When they told me you were dead it remained "indelible. " 631 00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:31,915 I'm sorr... 632 00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:36,910 If someone come and tell me: "Mario!" 633 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,111 "Oh!", I answer. 634 00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:44,348 "Mario, if I give you half Africa, would you give your mummy to me? 635 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:46,551 May I? 636 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,751 Bozzone, sorry for the mess. 637 00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:52,794 - I clean then it's bed time. - Now she cleans then it's bed time. 638 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,514 Well done, Cioni. 639 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:03,394 We built a good go-kart with a love engine! 640 00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:08,116 How it's good go go-karting driving faster than 100 Km per hour! 641 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,710 Go-kart! What a thrill, what a joy! 642 00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,309 Are you done cleaning? 643 00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:27,516 - Mario! - If you want to call it Mario... - What's that? - It's a flying saucer. 644 00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,109 I like you, antelope! 645 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:34,711 You're too free in your manner! Use the "voi" form with me. 646 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:39,311 Let's go! Cock's time has come! 647 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:42,557 Quit blattering and swallow down, big female wild boar! 648 00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:47,117 - You're making a mother cry this way. - Then I'll make the son enjoys! 649 00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:51,313 - Strip yourself naked, I'll put it in your ass" - Oh! 650 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:56,992 - You're making a mother cry. - Give my money back then! 651 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,191 I don't have them. 652 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,709 - Oh! oh! - Miss! 653 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:06,911 There's no escape. 654 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:14,917 Close you eyes and open your cunt, female hippo. 655 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:18,310 - Oh! - May I? 656 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,718 Hey! You're making cry... 657 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,514 Bozzone! You're disgusting! 658 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,314 Where did you hide, turkey-hen? 659 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,715 You're disgusting, Bozzone! 660 00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,912 Mummy! Bozzone, you're disgusting! 661 00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:39,516 Bozzone, you're disgusting! You're disgusting, Bozzone! 662 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,711 You're disgusting! 663 00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,713 You're disgusting, Bozzone! 664 00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,911 You're disgusting, Bozzone! 665 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:54,112 - What's up? - Did you see Bozzone? - No. 666 00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:58,108 - Is there Rita? - No, there's a new one. She's nice. 667 00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:01,710 What a nice jacket! What fur is this? 668 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:06,118 - Pussy's hair. There she is! - Bye. 669 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,709 Hey, are you a newcomer? 670 01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:12,718 Come here, dimwit! 671 01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:18,199 How much is it? Tell me all the prices so I know how to act with you? 672 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:24,118 For an handjob? In that case I give a handjob myself. 673 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,311 How much for a blowjob? 674 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:32,914 What have you got? A golden mouth? For fuck you I need all my monthly income. 675 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,111 Rita was cheaper. 676 01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,311 Much cheaper. 677 01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,636 How much for the ass? 678 01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:45,914 Why is the ass always so expensive? 679 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:50,113 Maybe because by the ass got through less dicks... 680 01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:53,710 ...but by the ass passed through a lot of turds! 681 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:58,118 I've never tried to put it in someone's ass. 682 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,312 Would you like it? I wonder what's the feeling would be! 683 01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:03,511 Doggy style, down at the bottom! 684 01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,311 No, the ass... 685 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,512 The ass could be even a man's ass. 686 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:15,113 Bozzone comes with an hard on, he puts it into my ass... 687 01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,311 ...and he says: "Enjoy, Rita!" 688 01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,512 I say: "I am Mario. " He replays: "It's the same" 689 01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,712 Man's ass is a little more hairy. 690 01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:26,718 But the pussy, guys... 691 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,911 The pussy is... 692 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,714 A man with a pussy is... 693 01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,309 ...a woman! 694 01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,988 Come here. 695 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:43,313 In the ass should have passed more turds, but less dicks. 696 01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:45,715 Instead in the pussy... 697 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:49,708 Dicks, piss, tongue, hands... 698 01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:53,230 Menstruation, babies... downward! 699 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,476 I give myself an handjob. 700 01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:00,310 Well, then why I came whoring? 701 01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:04,115 "Guys, I'm going whoring to give myself an handjob!" 702 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,709 "Go, if you want. " 703 01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:10,959 What's the price for a blowjob? 704 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,911 Deal, come here. 705 01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:17,111 Come one! 706 01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:21,313 What a roundy head! On the seaside... 707 01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,309 What... how... 708 01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:26,715 But you can't speak. 709 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:29,718 And I can't piss. 710 01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:31,911 What's your name? 711 01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:34,911 Stop muttering. 712 01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:40,274 A guy go whoring even for a small talk. 713 01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:04,715 While the master he's warm in his castle made of bricks... 714 01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:10,313 ...we outside feel such cold we can't even find our dicks! 715 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:14,911 Those are things that make you shiver. 716 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:19,511 But there will be the time we will make him with fear quiver. 717 01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:40,915 Moreno, have you seen Bozzone? 718 01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,111 I wash! 719 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:47,313 Washing mugs clean! Interesting, isn't it? 720 01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:51,312 At least here there's warm water... 721 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:54,512 ...and there's the highway. 722 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:58,713 One day I get pissed off, I take the car... 723 01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:00,911 ...an I go to Viterbo. 724 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:05,117 But then what do I do in Viterbo? 725 01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:08,312 Maybe there they'll call me "the foreigner". 726 01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:13,115 Well, then I stay here and if someone from Viterbo comes... 727 01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,311 ...I'll call him "the foreigner". 728 01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:20,310 Here there's warm water and maybe at Viterbo there's only cold water. 729 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,114 Fuck off to Viterbo! 730 01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,914 - I have cancer! - What kind? 731 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:32,116 Stomach cancer. I've been to the doctor. You got it, dumbass? 732 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:37,519 You were keep saying: "You're healthy, just paunchy. " 733 01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,996 Instead I'm not paunchy, I'm distended. 734 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:44,192 I'm distended for the cancer. 735 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:47,392 I'm happy, at least you stop it. 736 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:50,592 I used to tell you I felt sick. 737 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:54,110 Feel it, Cioni. I have cancer! 738 01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,710 And I'm happy so this dumbass... 739 01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:03,119 At least you stop it. I'm not paunchy, I'm distended. 740 01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,629 Feel it you too, dumbass. 741 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,071 Hi, Cioni. 742 01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:27,272 What's the matter with you? I don't see you much "righteous". 743 01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:30,916 Nothing, modern men's problems. 744 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:34,908 I don't have them. I'm a faggot. 745 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,311 Come on! Anyway... 746 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:41,511 "Anyway" my arse! 747 01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:44,712 - I heard you at the bar! - Me? - Yes, you. 748 01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,911 "Here comes the faggot!" 749 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:50,908 "Prepare a coffee for the fairy!" Fairy? Fuck that! 750 01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:56,319 - Do you have the courage to tell me that to my face. - I've never told you were... 751 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,910 I always said you are a man. 752 01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:02,111 I'm a faggot! 753 01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:04,993 - Don't you get it? - I got it, fine. 754 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:10,320 - Tell me how do they call me at the village. - They call you "fairy". 755 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:13,512 No, say it well. 756 01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:18,513 - Fairy! - There. Are you happy now? 757 01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:23,718 You talk without even knowing what it means. 758 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:29,313 In every village there are: the priest, the idiot and the faggot. 759 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:34,515 Others are just there to swell the crowd, others count for nothing. 760 01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:38,110 At least I'm the faggot, but who are you? 761 01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:40,311 I don't know. 762 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:52,199 - What's that? - Look. 763 01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:58,311 Oh God, what a tenderness! 764 01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:03,718 God knows how may handjobs you gave yourself before this! 765 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:06,480 Look! 766 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,311 Look at that! 767 01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:18,513 - It's just a mushroom, there's plenty of them. - But this one is lethal. 768 01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:25,913 If i ate it I could die? 769 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:28,270 For sure, look at it! 770 01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:32,111 It's disgusting. 771 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:39,712 In this winter night, better be on a cold ben... 772 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:42,957 ...as faggots than as modern men. 773 01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:46,750 - Furio! - What? 774 01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:52,392 If you were a modern man, what would you do? 775 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:57,915 It should be a problem. Goodbye, Cioni. 776 01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:15,516 What a good sleep! Whatever can it be? 777 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:20,919 How nice to restart sleeping as well as when I was a child! 778 01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:23,475 I'm starving! Whatever can it be? 779 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:31,991 I've got many things to do, but I'm happy. Whatever can it be? 780 01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,911 What a beautiful day! 781 01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:37,111 Whatever can it be? 782 01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:41,715 I no longer know what I am or what I'm doing 783 01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:44,718 Now I'm burning, now I'm made of ice... 784 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,514 Young or old, what's the difference? 785 01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:51,713 Since we came into the world better act like wiseguys. 786 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:54,309 There are cocks, there are hens... 787 01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:57,557 Hens live to get eaten by us. 788 01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:01,309 Even us, we must be into the world for a reason! 789 01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:07,436 I'd like to but yet I would not, my heart trembles a little. 790 01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:14,152 Good morning, dear son! 791 01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:23,912 Poisonous, lethal! 792 01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:28,113 I met Furio tonight, do you remember him? 793 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:31,309 He gave me this mushroom. 794 01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:36,514 And he told me: "This mushroom is poisonous!" 795 01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:40,311 "If you eat it, you die" 796 01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:45,514 I ate it, to try the effect. 797 01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:52,991 - If it was poisonous I would be dead now. - Of course 798 01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:54,918 Instead I'm still alive. 799 01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:59,916 Actually why I should want to die? 800 01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:03,396 I have an home, some friends, my mummy... 801 01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,591 - It's right, Isn't it mummy? - Yes 802 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:08,792 I played at card with my friends... 803 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,992 ...someone lost, someone won. 804 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:17,638 - But it was just for fun, you don't ask money from friends. - Of course. 805 01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:20,718 Even Bozzone... 806 01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:24,913 He won and everyone said: "Pay up!" 807 01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:31,757 He was serious but he was joking. I told him I didn't have the money... 808 01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:35,748 ...so he said: "So I'll come". 809 01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:40,078 At the end he wanted absolutely to come. 810 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:42,271 Of course. 811 01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:48,476 Did you come? Fine. But as he's come so he's gone. 812 01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:51,911 "As it comes, so it goes!" 813 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:55,317 As he's come so he's gone away. 814 01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:58,512 - Of course - You can joke about everything... 815 01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:02,512 ...except my mummy, leave her in peace. 816 01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:07,512 I have only one mummy. 817 01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:12,512 I have only one myself even. 818 01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:17,714 But I love more my one mummy... 819 01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:19,911 than the one myself... 820 01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:23,111 ...I don't care about myself. 821 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,311 But you, mummy... 822 01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:28,512 As he's come so he's gone away. 823 01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:32,715 Is he gone, isn't he? Mummy! 824 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:39,109 This morning, with those loose hair, you look like an angel to me. 825 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:42,352 If they see you, they'll say: "Look what an angel!" 826 01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,551 This morning you look like that to me. 827 01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:47,320 - You seem like an angel... - Of course. 828 01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:49,750 - When you see an angel... - Of course, of course! 829 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:53,316 Mummy, you're really beautiful this morning. 830 01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:57,513 Really. Can I give you a kiss? 831 01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:01,551 Come here, mummy. 832 01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:10,311 May I? 833 01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:13,311 I'll go getting ready. 834 01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:18,276 Bozzone, what have you done? 835 01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:25,718 Did you talk with your mother? 836 01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:27,911 You should have seen her this morning. 837 01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:33,114 When she went downstairs I thought she was going to beat me, instead she was singing. 838 01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:37,313 But this time has gone too far, you took off your trousers! 839 01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:40,512 - She's a mummy, not a cunt. - I know. 840 01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:48,312 Sorry! Do you want your 4.000 liras? 841 01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:54,516 I don't have them, don't worry however. I'll give them to you in a few days. 842 01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:02,312 - Don't worry. - I don't want them. 843 01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:07,310 I'll bring them to you. We'll meet at the dance hall. 844 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:12,514 - I'm waiting for her. We're going... - No! I'll talk with her. 845 01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:15,311 We're going to mass together. 846 01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:25,317 - To mass? - Yes, Cioni. - At the church. 847 01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:28,637 - God exist. - No! - Yes. 848 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:32,912 - Why? - Because yes. 849 01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:36,112 - How is it possible? - You see, Cioni... 850 01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:41,314 The bricklayer made the house, but who's made the bricklayer? 851 01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:45,718 - The bricklayer's dad. - And who's made the dad? 852 01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:48,912 - The dad of the dad of the bricklayer. - Right. 853 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:52,112 And the dad of the dad of the bricklayer... 854 01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:55,710 ...has been made by the dad of the dad of the dad... 855 01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:58,912 ...and so on up to the first dad of the first bricklayer. 856 01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:04,513 But who's made the first dad of the first bricklayer? God! 857 01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:06,711 - No. - Yes. 858 01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:11,312 And then who's made God? 859 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,512 God? You don't worry about that. 860 01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:22,311 Here I am! 861 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,115 Let's go, we'll be late. 862 01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:31,118 Bye Mario. We go. 863 01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:33,311 See you, Cioni. 864 01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:51,709 Power to the People! 865 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:55,310 Now! Now! Power to the People! 866 01:14:55,520 --> 01:15:02,517 Workers must have the power! Workers must have the power! 867 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:26,317 - My name is Marta. - Mine is Esther. - Nice to meet you. 868 01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:29,717 - Yours? - Me? Mario. Excuse me... 869 01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,911 - Excuse me! - Never mind. 870 01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:35,715 Is this the right way to the Majakovskij's "house of people"? 871 01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:40,710 I'm going there too. Have you got any relatives there? 872 01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:43,115 - No. Are you married? 873 01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:45,311 - Yes... no! 874 01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:49,513 I live with my mother, we are not married. Excuse me. 875 01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:51,790 - I want to give you a present. 876 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:56,710 - If you put it near your ear you can hear the sea. - Thanks! 877 01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,718 Is it a shell? Shafffff! 878 01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:04,118 You can hear it for real! "A ballroom on the sea... " 879 01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:07,710 Sorry, It brings that song to mind... 880 01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:10,912 - Can I keep it? - Sure, I gave it to you. 881 01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:14,317 So you can put near your ear... 882 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:17,512 ...you can think about the sea and about me. 883 01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:21,718 I didn't take it amiss. 884 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:25,708 It was especially for you, because I don't... 885 01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:29,674 For me just to have him lifted up... 886 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:34,392 I brought him last time... 887 01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:37,910 It's been two seasons ago... 888 01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:41,715 He's become a little disrespectful. 889 01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:45,390 No! He didn't scared me. 890 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:50,518 When he's come back he was all pissed off. 891 01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:54,110 I told him: "Get pissed off... " 892 01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:58,711 "... however I don't stumble almost never. " 893 01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:04,108 We had such a good time. You can bring him here again sometimes. 894 01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:08,393 Listen... maybe he was a little boring. 895 01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,111 He was boring. 896 01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:18,593 He was boring, but... wait. 897 01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:47,390 Mummy, she's lame! I don't want her! 898 01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:54,316 Mario what's the matter with you? You sleep all day long. 899 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:58,519 We are just the two of us. If you sleep then I'm all alone. 900 01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:03,919 You sleep or you're out. Life is being there, being awake! 901 01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:09,153 If only we could be in three! If one's asleep, the others two can talk a bit. 902 01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:14,798 But if we are just the two of us and one he's asleep, it's like to be alone. 903 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,991 If one is alone and sleep? 904 01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:19,993 Exactly. If only we could be in three! 905 01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,191 No! 906 01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:37,117 You can sleep as much you want while the others two watch him. 907 01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:43,557 No three no, mummy. I don't sleep anymore, make me a coffee. 908 01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:50,916 - I'll make it later, now we eat. - No make it now. Immediately! 909 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:56,911 Prepare me the 12 cups percolator. I drink it all. 910 01:19:57,920 --> 01:20:03,199 I'll sell the bed and I'll buy 10 percolators. 911 01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:10,519 When I'm about to fall asleep... 912 01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:14,392 ...I turn on the gas. Psssss! 913 01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:23,311 I wake up immediately and I say to you: "How you doing, mummy?" 914 01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:27,513 "Come here. I shall not sleep anymore, we'll be just me and you. " 915 01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:30,314 "You... me... " 916 01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:33,080 "You, me and the coffee. " 917 01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:37,990 - Come here, I give you a kiss. - Mario! 918 01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:43,311 I've never kissed you either when you were a kid! 919 01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:47,957 - Grown up women kiss just their husbands. - Just one kiss. 920 01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:50,151 Last one. 921 01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:57,750 May I? 922 01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,836 Sorry for being late. 923 01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:07,514 In all modesty, I've brought these two or three pastries. 924 01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:11,315 - Thanks! - Who are these for? 925 01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:15,718 - For the swines. They are for us. - Thank you, Bozzone. 926 01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:18,309 For who of us? 927 01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:20,909 For us they. For us us! 928 01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:24,317 For me, for the lady and for you. 929 01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:27,910 - There are three pastries. - Thank you, Bozzone. 930 01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:32,717 Well then eat yours and go. 931 01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:35,718 Because we use to eat them after lunch. 932 01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:38,912 We use to eat them after lunch as well. 933 01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:46,118 - Do they dine at the same time at your home? - Yes. 934 01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:50,912 Then go or you're going to be late. 935 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:56,313 I keep you company for a minute. 936 01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:58,511 Thank you, Bozzone! 937 01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:03,112 - I've got the plate already. - I haven't! 938 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:10,150 Let's eat! Of straw or hay get the body to weigh. 939 01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:13,352 Come on, Mario! Sit up straight! 940 01:22:19,320 --> 01:22:21,117 Food is good! 941 01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:27,517 Secondarily I think women have their style. 942 01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:35,710 Even you have to be careful with money, because I'm in favour of freedom. 943 01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:38,718 Freedom to a certain extent of course. 944 01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:43,311 I don't hunt, fish or gamble. I'm a family guy. 945 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:48,317 Sure, with time it's always the same old story. 946 01:22:48,520 --> 01:22:52,718 If we can go out, I like to watch a good movie. 947 01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:55,957 I can't stand turtle-necked polos... 948 01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:59,197 ...and I don't take any medicine when I am ill! 949 01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:03,359 As the sickness came so it has to go by itself. 950 01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:08,315 Even the government at least must change, they must come to the people's side. 951 01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:12,638 Cars are dangerous! It's so convenient go by bus! 952 01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:16,554 While you were speaking it was as if I was listening to my oneself. 953 01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:22,710 I couldn't have told it as well as you did but we think with the same mind. 954 01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:24,911 Like twins! 955 01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:31,517 This love so gay... 956 01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:36,191 ...so happy, so nice, so disperate. 957 01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:42,111 This love beautiful as a sunny day, and also so bad as the weather... 958 01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:44,914 ...when the weather is bad. 959 01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:49,910 This love so gay, so happy and still so mocking. 960 01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:53,112 Shaking with fear like a child in the darkness... 961 01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:55,914 ...and so self-confident... 962 01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:59,117 ...like a man at dead of night. 963 01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:02,118 This love which scared everybody... 964 01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:04,629 ...which made them talk, to turn pale... 965 01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:08,515 This spied love, because we spied it. 966 01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:11,393 Persecuted, wounded! 967 01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:21,314 When you liked a woman I always helped you. 968 01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:25,912 You should say: "But she's my mother!" 969 01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:32,150 I know, but for me she's a woman first and I want to win her heart. 970 01:24:33,480 --> 01:24:37,792 I got on with her about everything. 971 01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:43,358 This morning at the church when she took Communion... 972 01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:46,836 ...I got an hard on just looking at her. 973 01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:50,909 So I told myself... 974 01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:58,914 "... if with this woman I can laugh, joke... " 975 01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:05,153 "... touch, talk, always, all day long... " 976 01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:11,514 "... well then it's true that there must be a God!" 977 01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:17,555 There must be God perforce! 978 01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:19,955 There must be one, Cioni! 979 01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:22,515 I am happy now! 980 01:25:22,720 --> 01:25:24,711 I'm happy. 981 01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:28,708 Please, don't play the fool. 982 01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:32,435 Do not play the fool or I'll get pissed off for real! 983 01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:37,511 See? 984 01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:39,711 You're even dirty. 985 01:25:50,480 --> 01:25:53,119 Fucking hell what a wind! 986 01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:55,311 Stop! 81203

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