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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,055 --> 00:00:01,578 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org M_I_SForEver 2 00:00:07,306 --> 00:00:08,807 Oh, da Christmas. 3 00:00:27,359 --> 00:00:30,263 ♪ The stockings are hung by the chimney with care ♪ 4 00:00:30,295 --> 00:00:33,265 ♪ In hopes that someone wonderful will soon be there ♪ 5 00:00:33,298 --> 00:00:38,304 ♪ I've got my decorations on the tree ♪ 6 00:00:39,237 --> 00:00:44,444 ♪ Baby, don't you wanna spend Christmas alone with me ♪ 7 00:00:45,143 --> 00:00:48,280 ♪ We don't have to run, we don't have to hide ♪ 8 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:51,384 ♪ Baby, we don't even have to go out side ♪ 9 00:00:51,417 --> 00:00:56,423 ♪ Let's leave all the work to Santa's elves ♪ 10 00:00:56,923 --> 00:01:02,128 ♪ And baby, let's just spend Christmas here by ourselves ♪ 11 00:01:03,195 --> 00:01:06,265 ♪ The stockings are hung by the chimney with care ♪ 12 00:01:06,298 --> 00:01:09,302 ♪ In hopes that someone wonderful will soon be there ♪ 13 00:01:09,334 --> 00:01:14,339 ♪ I've got my decorations on the tree ♪ 14 00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:20,346 ♪ Baby, don't you wanna spend Christmas alone with me ♪ 15 00:01:22,614 --> 00:01:26,284 Saint Nick, my favorite! 16 00:01:26,317 --> 00:01:29,221 Chocolate caramel with sea salt. 17 00:01:29,254 --> 00:01:30,390 You shouldn't have. 18 00:01:33,459 --> 00:01:36,896 ♪ Baby, don't you wanna spend Christmas alone with me ♪ 19 00:01:56,882 --> 00:01:59,185 Finally changing those bulbs, huh Katie? 20 00:02:00,418 --> 00:02:03,789 Nicholas, see you're out of the clink. 21 00:02:03,822 --> 00:02:05,924 Yep, paid my debt to society. 22 00:02:05,957 --> 00:02:08,694 You can go in, hospice just left. 23 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:12,532 So give for alms those things 24 00:02:12,564 --> 00:02:15,935 that are within and see everything 25 00:02:15,967 --> 00:02:17,703 will be clean for you. 26 00:02:17,735 --> 00:02:18,770 Uncle Cosmo. 27 00:02:20,939 --> 00:02:21,774 Nicholas. 28 00:02:26,478 --> 00:02:29,849 I can't believe it's been two years already. 29 00:02:29,882 --> 00:02:32,152 Time flies when you're having fun. 30 00:02:34,252 --> 00:02:35,620 I never knew you read the Bible. 31 00:02:35,653 --> 00:02:37,556 Just looking for loopholes. 32 00:02:39,657 --> 00:02:42,694 Why is a hospital bed in your office? 33 00:02:42,728 --> 00:02:44,197 He got a deal on it. 34 00:02:47,832 --> 00:02:50,203 Still don't think you should have this. 35 00:02:56,842 --> 00:02:58,711 Nag, nag, nag. 36 00:02:58,743 --> 00:02:59,844 Mule. 37 00:02:59,877 --> 00:03:01,246 I'll be in my office. 38 00:03:01,913 --> 00:03:03,949 Katie, wait. 39 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:06,718 I think both of you should hear this. 40 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:11,557 You know, it says that if you give alms, 41 00:03:11,590 --> 00:03:13,825 all will be clean for you. 42 00:03:13,859 --> 00:03:15,795 What does that mean? 43 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:18,497 That all your sins will be forgiven. 44 00:03:19,831 --> 00:03:21,600 And Lord knows I need it. 45 00:03:22,835 --> 00:03:24,469 I think we all do, sir. 46 00:03:25,236 --> 00:03:29,741 Nicholas, you are my only family. 47 00:03:29,775 --> 00:03:30,676 How about Lance? 48 00:03:30,709 --> 00:03:33,412 Oh Lance, that viper. 49 00:03:33,444 --> 00:03:36,316 He only comes around a suck up to me for the money. 50 00:03:38,449 --> 00:03:40,018 He was like the vice president, 51 00:03:40,051 --> 00:03:42,555 every morning he wakes up the first thing 52 00:03:42,587 --> 00:03:45,924 he does is inquire about my health. 53 00:03:45,957 --> 00:03:47,526 He can make a lot of trouble. 54 00:03:48,326 --> 00:03:50,697 I need you to give away my fortune. 55 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:54,334 My soul depends on it. 56 00:03:55,734 --> 00:03:59,239 There's not enough time for me to do it myself. 57 00:04:00,038 --> 00:04:01,840 Would you do it for me? 58 00:04:04,643 --> 00:04:06,579 Why don't you give it all to charity? 59 00:04:07,645 --> 00:04:12,917 So some fat cat boss can use it for salaries and overhead? 60 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:14,387 No, thank you. 61 00:04:14,419 --> 00:04:16,322 Uncle Cosmo you know, I love you, 62 00:04:16,355 --> 00:04:17,923 but I need to get back on my feet. 63 00:04:17,956 --> 00:04:22,961 I've got no home, no car, no business, no woman, nothing. 64 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:24,830 All the better. 65 00:04:24,862 --> 00:04:26,831 Now you can focus on this while 66 00:04:26,865 --> 00:04:29,869 you ponder your next career move. 67 00:04:30,668 --> 00:04:35,040 Thanks, but I need to get back on my own two feet. 68 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:39,545 Oh, so you would rather, I go to hell. 69 00:04:39,577 --> 00:04:40,979 You really believe that? 70 00:04:41,012 --> 00:04:43,548 You're darn right I do. 71 00:04:43,581 --> 00:04:46,319 I know I can't buy my way into heaven, 72 00:04:46,351 --> 00:04:50,722 but I can still show that I get it after 70 years. 73 00:04:50,755 --> 00:04:54,559 Cosmo, God in his mercy can forgive all of us. 74 00:04:54,593 --> 00:04:55,762 All right I'll do it. 75 00:04:56,829 --> 00:05:02,035 Ah good, now it must be in cash and no money for yourself. 76 00:05:03,901 --> 00:05:06,838 Wait a minute, I'm not laundering money am I? 77 00:05:06,872 --> 00:05:08,641 No, it's all legit. 78 00:05:08,673 --> 00:05:09,941 He's been hoarding it. 79 00:05:09,975 --> 00:05:11,978 I never did trust banks. 80 00:05:13,478 --> 00:05:14,713 Well. 81 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:16,348 How much do I have to give away? 82 00:05:19,451 --> 00:05:21,020 Two and a half mil. 83 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:24,956 In cash? 84 00:05:24,990 --> 00:05:25,824 How am I going to do that? 85 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:28,994 Oh, Katie will help you dole it out. 86 00:05:29,026 --> 00:05:29,861 Let's roll. 87 00:05:33,665 --> 00:05:36,836 I know about you and your brother Lance, 88 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:38,604 marrying your girl. 89 00:05:39,704 --> 00:05:40,972 What was her name? 90 00:05:41,005 --> 00:05:42,006 Carmen. 91 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,909 Yeah, Carmen. 92 00:05:43,942 --> 00:05:47,879 I want you to be nice to her family anyway. 93 00:05:49,014 --> 00:05:51,449 You just said to forget about Lance. 94 00:05:51,483 --> 00:05:53,720 Yes, but not her family. 95 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,590 Remember forgiveness. 96 00:05:57,622 --> 00:06:00,959 You are nothing if not inconsistent. 97 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:03,862 What else do you want me to do? 98 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:06,466 Be nice to Katie. 99 00:06:07,899 --> 00:06:10,001 Your brother put the hammer to her 100 00:06:10,035 --> 00:06:12,672 when he ran off with your girl, Carmen. 101 00:06:13,838 --> 00:06:15,641 He broke her heart. 102 00:06:15,673 --> 00:06:17,776 Serves her right for dating Lance. 103 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:21,112 Oh, well, Mr. Understanding. 104 00:06:21,146 --> 00:06:24,850 The same thing could be said about you dating Carmen. 105 00:06:24,882 --> 00:06:26,685 I wasn't dating her. 106 00:06:27,718 --> 00:06:29,055 I was engaged to her. 107 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:34,093 Yes, but you did the same thing that Katie did. 108 00:06:35,827 --> 00:06:36,961 And I guess I'll go out there 109 00:06:36,995 --> 00:06:38,930 and we can have a dump-ee convention. 110 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:41,500 Have a heart. 111 00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:43,802 It's Christmas time. 112 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:47,840 Remember, there's only two things money can't buy. 113 00:06:47,872 --> 00:06:52,177 True love and homemade Christmas cookies. 114 00:06:56,848 --> 00:06:59,918 Whatever you say Uncle Scrooge. 115 00:07:10,629 --> 00:07:12,765 Looks like you got religion. 116 00:07:12,798 --> 00:07:14,966 I try to go to mass every day. 117 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,869 All of a sudden I'm surrounded. 118 00:07:18,202 --> 00:07:20,872 It's been stage four for for a while. 119 00:07:20,906 --> 00:07:22,442 He's just been in denial. 120 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:26,012 Now that he's under hospice care, he's scrambling. 121 00:07:27,846 --> 00:07:29,848 I don't think he'll make it till Christmas. 122 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:33,585 So this is real then? 123 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:35,454 Very 124 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:05,518 Here's the money and a phone. 125 00:08:07,252 --> 00:08:10,855 There's a credit card on the phone for your expenses. 126 00:08:10,889 --> 00:08:11,858 Don't let him down. 127 00:08:19,096 --> 00:08:20,798 Is this two and a half million? 128 00:08:20,831 --> 00:08:21,867 Not even close. 129 00:08:21,899 --> 00:08:23,201 How much more you got? 130 00:08:23,235 --> 00:08:25,204 Lots and lots, looks like you're 131 00:08:25,237 --> 00:08:26,872 a victim of your uncle's success. 132 00:08:26,904 --> 00:08:29,574 Oh, joy. 133 00:08:29,608 --> 00:08:30,276 To the world. 134 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:35,981 Oh wait. 135 00:08:37,849 --> 00:08:40,920 I almost forgot, you'll need this. 136 00:08:42,153 --> 00:08:43,721 No, no way. 137 00:08:43,754 --> 00:08:45,024 Cosmos request. 138 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:47,993 Look, I've worn a suit the last two years. 139 00:08:48,025 --> 00:08:49,928 I just want to wear normal clothes again. 140 00:08:49,961 --> 00:08:53,631 You only need to wear it when you're working. 141 00:08:53,664 --> 00:08:55,166 Makes people happy. 142 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,069 Nobody said I had to make people happy, 143 00:08:57,101 --> 00:08:58,703 for crying out loud. 144 00:08:58,736 --> 00:09:00,271 Well go on down to the poor side of town 145 00:09:00,304 --> 00:09:01,706 and see if you don't. 146 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,600 That's a nice truck, man. 147 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:30,035 You got antlers on there, like Rudolph. 148 00:09:34,873 --> 00:09:36,041 Hey man, you look like a nice guy, 149 00:09:36,073 --> 00:09:36,942 can you helped me out with something? 150 00:09:36,975 --> 00:09:39,211 Just a couple bucks, anything you got. 151 00:09:39,244 --> 00:09:40,946 It's cold man, just trying to get something to eat? 152 00:09:40,979 --> 00:09:42,748 And you're really a homeless vet? 153 00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:44,549 Nah, man. 154 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:45,650 But you know, who's going to give money 155 00:09:45,684 --> 00:09:48,953 to a parole who just got out of the joint, you know? 156 00:09:48,986 --> 00:09:51,189 Come on, just anything, come on, what have you got? 157 00:09:51,222 --> 00:09:52,057 Thank you. 158 00:09:55,326 --> 00:09:56,227 Don't give me this. 159 00:09:56,260 --> 00:09:57,361 It's a hundred. 160 00:09:57,395 --> 00:09:59,998 Then I got to do something, just give me five bucks. 161 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,300 Five bucks is all I need. 162 00:10:01,332 --> 00:10:03,302 Come on, man, thank you, thank you. 163 00:10:03,335 --> 00:10:05,004 You gotta break that up. 164 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:15,914 Hundreds, all hundreds. 165 00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:18,717 Thanks man, thanks man, nice guy. 166 00:10:21,919 --> 00:10:23,889 Yeah, man, just give me that five, its all I need. 167 00:10:23,922 --> 00:10:24,990 But its my last five. 168 00:10:25,023 --> 00:10:26,024 It's just five bucks. 169 00:10:37,802 --> 00:10:41,273 There's gotta be a five in here somewhere. 170 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:45,677 You didn't say I'd be giving away my own money. 171 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,417 ♪ Down, down, down in the neighborhood ♪ 172 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:56,656 ♪ Down, down, down, down, down in the neighborhood ♪ 173 00:10:57,255 --> 00:11:00,425 ♪ He went down in the neighborhood ♪ 174 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:03,027 ♪ Down in the neighborhood ♪ 175 00:11:03,061 --> 00:11:05,364 ♪ Down in the neighborhood they got no Jack ♪ 176 00:11:05,397 --> 00:11:07,966 ♪ Here comes from Nicholas with his sack ♪ 177 00:11:07,999 --> 00:11:09,968 ♪ He thinks he deserves a round of applause ♪ 178 00:11:10,999 --> 00:11:12,904 ♪ Cause everybody loves a Santa ♪ 179 00:11:12,937 --> 00:11:15,139 ♪ Ho ho ho who shouldn't though ♪ 180 00:11:15,173 --> 00:11:17,408 ♪ Ho ho ho who shouldn't though ♪ 181 00:11:17,442 --> 00:11:19,912 ♪ Down in the neighborhood money full split ♪ 182 00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:22,214 ♪ Everybody knows there's no Saint Nick ♪ 183 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,982 ♪ Down in the neighborhood ♪ 184 00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:27,251 This is ridiculous. 185 00:11:27,284 --> 00:11:28,986 ♪ Down in the neighborhood ♪ 186 00:11:29,019 --> 00:11:30,956 ♪ He went down in the neighborhood ♪ 187 00:11:30,989 --> 00:11:33,425 ♪ With his sack down in the neighborhood ♪ 188 00:11:33,457 --> 00:11:35,894 ♪ He went down to the neighborhood ♪ 189 00:11:35,927 --> 00:11:39,932 Hey kid, it's me, Santa. 190 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:42,434 Hey santa, what's the deal? 191 00:11:42,466 --> 00:11:44,102 It's counterfeit aint it? 192 00:11:44,135 --> 00:11:46,504 Where are the funny face with the ad on the back? 193 00:11:46,538 --> 00:11:47,639 No, it's real. 194 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:51,375 Yeah right, middle aged white man walking through 195 00:11:51,408 --> 00:11:53,946 the hood, playing Santa Clause? 196 00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:55,514 Where the camera man? 197 00:11:55,547 --> 00:11:58,216 Come on kid, no camera, I'm Santa. 198 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,351 Yeah, and I'm the Easter bunny. 199 00:12:00,384 --> 00:12:01,953 Well, why don't we get together 200 00:12:01,986 --> 00:12:03,988 and dye some Easter eggs? 201 00:12:04,022 --> 00:12:05,791 What are you talking about man? 202 00:12:05,823 --> 00:12:07,024 Ho, ho, ho. 203 00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:08,326 Hey everybody! 204 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,730 Santa got some dough, come and get it! 205 00:12:13,298 --> 00:12:15,234 ♪ Down in the neighborhood he brings good cheer ♪ 206 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,970 ♪ He is the happiest time of the year ♪ 207 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:20,205 ♪ We gotta get working, we aint in school ♪ 208 00:12:20,238 --> 00:12:22,908 ♪ We live in a dream, rob that fool ♪ 209 00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:25,177 ♪ Ho ho ho fool should a know ♪ 210 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:27,446 ♪ Ho ho ho fool should a know ♪ 211 00:12:27,479 --> 00:12:31,016 ♪ Down in the neighborhood get it, grab all the cash ♪ 212 00:12:31,048 --> 00:12:33,818 ♪ He aint Saint Nick ♪ 213 00:12:33,851 --> 00:12:34,952 ♪ Get his sack ♪ 214 00:12:34,985 --> 00:12:36,487 ♪ Down in the neighborhood ♪ 215 00:12:41,326 --> 00:12:44,964 Don't get too crazy out there with all that cash. 216 00:12:46,364 --> 00:12:48,934 Be sure to share it with your friends. 217 00:12:48,966 --> 00:12:50,436 Merry Christmas. 218 00:12:51,135 --> 00:12:53,137 Well that didn't go as planned. 219 00:12:53,171 --> 00:12:56,008 My bad Santa, I guess it was real. 220 00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:04,015 Man, you are one meaning Easter bunny 221 00:13:16,494 --> 00:13:20,532 Well I got my butt kicked right out of the box. 222 00:13:20,565 --> 00:13:24,136 Well, no good deed goes unpunished. 223 00:13:26,037 --> 00:13:29,173 You know, I used to think these Bible stories 224 00:13:29,206 --> 00:13:31,110 had nothing to do with me. 225 00:13:32,977 --> 00:13:37,216 Then the priest came and I was in tears. 226 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:43,155 I hadn't been to confession or communion for 50 years. 227 00:13:44,923 --> 00:13:48,860 And suddenly I realized what Jesus had done for me. 228 00:13:52,429 --> 00:13:53,932 I threw it all away. 229 00:13:55,500 --> 00:14:00,306 God, family, the love of my life. 230 00:14:02,506 --> 00:14:04,475 And I knew the money I had to go. 231 00:14:09,214 --> 00:14:11,450 Don't throw your life away like I did. 232 00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:16,154 Love and forgive. 233 00:14:19,524 --> 00:14:21,059 I tried the love part. 234 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:24,964 All it got me was jail. 235 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:31,103 I know this won't make sense, but God is testing you. 236 00:14:32,971 --> 00:14:37,976 Do this for me and maybe you will see. 237 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:42,248 I said I would. 238 00:14:44,115 --> 00:14:44,984 I promise. 239 00:15:17,615 --> 00:15:18,450 Bad idea. 240 00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:24,088 I guess Santa needs a brand new bag. 241 00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:26,557 Funny. 242 00:15:26,591 --> 00:15:30,062 Thought so, why don't you try reverse pan handling? 243 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,129 You mean just hand people money at a stoplight? 244 00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:38,003 Back off bozo. 245 00:15:38,035 --> 00:15:39,437 Car jacker! 246 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:42,006 Serves you right Santa White, 247 00:15:42,039 --> 00:15:44,608 taking my corner, find your own. 248 00:15:44,642 --> 00:15:46,278 Why aren't you in school? 249 00:15:46,311 --> 00:15:48,346 We out for the high happies. 250 00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:50,014 You mean Christmas? 251 00:15:50,048 --> 00:15:51,149 No, not no more. 252 00:15:51,182 --> 00:15:54,385 I got an idea, why don't you hand out money for me? 253 00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:55,754 I'll make it worth your while. 254 00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:58,322 How much money we going to give away? 255 00:15:58,355 --> 00:15:59,524 Lots. 256 00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:01,625 Man, you're nuts. 257 00:16:01,658 --> 00:16:02,494 In or out? 258 00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:05,430 In. 259 00:16:05,462 --> 00:16:07,332 All right that's my little elf. 260 00:16:12,169 --> 00:16:13,104 Get a job. 261 00:16:14,438 --> 00:16:15,274 Got one. 262 00:16:17,107 --> 00:16:18,342 It's about time you people 263 00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:20,178 give something back to society. 264 00:16:25,182 --> 00:16:27,086 Christmases, is for suckers santa. 265 00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:29,653 Corporate clap trap. 266 00:16:29,687 --> 00:16:31,523 There aint no Santa, and there sure 267 00:16:31,556 --> 00:16:34,026 as hell ain't no baby Jesus. 268 00:16:35,092 --> 00:16:37,062 Only one more bag and my court 269 00:16:37,095 --> 00:16:39,264 ordered service will be complete. 270 00:16:39,297 --> 00:16:40,432 Really? 271 00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:42,033 Nah, I'm already out. 272 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,769 This is the loot I stashed. 273 00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:46,105 Man you must think I'm some kind of sap. 274 00:16:49,706 --> 00:16:50,576 You are now. 275 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:55,714 Merry Christmas. 276 00:16:58,082 --> 00:16:59,083 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 277 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:00,552 Oh! 278 00:17:05,123 --> 00:17:05,758 Hey! 279 00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:08,226 Give me back my sack! 280 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,096 That was for everybody. 281 00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:15,501 I am everybody, you still nuts. 282 00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,736 Cosmo, you need anything? 283 00:17:18,769 --> 00:17:22,074 Katie, come sit. 284 00:17:29,847 --> 00:17:34,752 You know, Lance and Nicholas are not the same people. 285 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,256 They're identical twins. 286 00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,392 You don't see it. 287 00:17:40,424 --> 00:17:45,431 Nicholas has a good heart, a good soul. 288 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:49,434 Lance, not so much. 289 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:53,105 There's still two peas from the same pod to me. 290 00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:56,708 Nicholas is not a criminal. 291 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:01,145 You don't go to prison for being a nice guy. 292 00:18:01,179 --> 00:18:05,250 No, maybe you should get to know him better. 293 00:18:05,282 --> 00:18:08,285 Things are not always what they seem. 294 00:18:08,318 --> 00:18:09,821 Give him a chance. 295 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,759 I'll be in my office if you need me. 296 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,413 There, yeah. 297 00:18:40,852 --> 00:18:41,687 Water? 298 00:18:52,896 --> 00:18:53,731 Thank you. 299 00:18:57,935 --> 00:19:00,172 It was a good thing your parents 300 00:19:00,204 --> 00:19:02,240 were doing when they were killed. 301 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:07,246 Carrying home supplies to missions. 302 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,786 They would have been so proud of you. 303 00:19:21,726 --> 00:19:22,728 And I am to. 304 00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:32,703 I don't want to lose you too 305 00:19:33,837 --> 00:19:38,844 Katie, we all have to go sometime. 306 00:19:41,746 --> 00:19:43,515 Even the saints must die. 307 00:19:45,415 --> 00:19:46,884 No danger there. 308 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,894 Take care of Nicholas, will you? 309 00:20:58,690 --> 00:20:59,524 Cosmo? 310 00:21:03,493 --> 00:21:04,561 Cosmo. 311 00:21:10,101 --> 00:21:11,636 Cosmo. 312 00:22:47,131 --> 00:22:47,966 Nicholas. 313 00:22:51,635 --> 00:22:54,873 Hello, princess. 314 00:22:54,905 --> 00:22:57,942 Lance, how did you get in here? 315 00:22:57,974 --> 00:22:58,876 The door was unlocked. 316 00:22:58,910 --> 00:23:00,945 I always lock the door. 317 00:23:00,978 --> 00:23:02,881 What can I say? 318 00:23:02,913 --> 00:23:04,782 The undertaker must have left it open. 319 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:05,884 What do you want? 320 00:23:06,951 --> 00:23:11,890 Well, it is the Christmas season, a time for presents. 321 00:23:13,191 --> 00:23:17,729 I hear there's some money floating around, lots. 322 00:23:17,761 --> 00:23:19,897 You don't miss a trick, do you? 323 00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:21,533 How'd you even know he was dead? 324 00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:25,737 Let's just say I have friends in low places. 325 00:23:25,769 --> 00:23:26,837 I'm surprised you didn't put a mirror 326 00:23:26,871 --> 00:23:28,774 under his nose while I was asleep. 327 00:23:31,509 --> 00:23:34,913 Now, now, now. 328 00:23:40,183 --> 00:23:43,855 Is that any way to talk to your new boss? 329 00:23:43,887 --> 00:23:46,924 Not in a million years Lance. 330 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:50,929 I'm the executor and your uncle's Will is specific. 331 00:23:50,961 --> 00:23:54,932 So you're saying I'm not in the Will, princess. 332 00:23:54,965 --> 00:23:56,567 That's exactly what I'm saying 333 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,770 and stop calling me princess. 334 00:23:59,436 --> 00:24:03,574 Well, you know, as one of my uncles biological heirs, 335 00:24:03,607 --> 00:24:08,613 I have a right to see that I'm not in the Will. 336 00:24:16,287 --> 00:24:17,923 Going to have to study this. 337 00:24:26,063 --> 00:24:27,265 Happy holidays. 338 00:24:32,936 --> 00:24:36,073 Oh, tell his Nick his Santa days are numbered. 339 00:24:49,987 --> 00:24:52,190 Nick, we need to talk. 340 00:25:10,775 --> 00:25:12,677 Cosmo died last night. 341 00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:15,879 Why didn't you call me? 342 00:25:15,913 --> 00:25:17,682 What could you do? 343 00:25:17,714 --> 00:25:20,183 I didn't want to call you in the middle of the night. 344 00:25:20,217 --> 00:25:21,252 Good day. 345 00:25:21,285 --> 00:25:23,254 I am at a Alberto have you enjoyed 346 00:25:23,287 --> 00:25:25,856 our sumptuous brunch before? 347 00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:26,658 No. 348 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:27,592 I am at Alberto. 349 00:25:28,259 --> 00:25:30,562 I will be serving you today. 350 00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:31,896 You just said that. 351 00:25:33,730 --> 00:25:38,068 Would you care for a champaign mimosa or a glass of wine? 352 00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:39,003 No. 353 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:41,940 Yes, bottle of wine sooth the nerves. 354 00:25:41,972 --> 00:25:43,707 And the what would you like? 355 00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:45,042 Whatever you recommend. 356 00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:50,914 But sir, I don't even know what are having yet. 357 00:25:50,948 --> 00:25:51,749 Red or white? 358 00:25:51,781 --> 00:25:53,317 Just bring a whole bottle of Rosa. 359 00:25:56,386 --> 00:25:57,923 As you wish miss. 360 00:26:00,223 --> 00:26:03,060 Perhaps a little too much Christmas shopping today. 361 00:26:10,667 --> 00:26:12,869 Lance came by this morning. 362 00:26:12,903 --> 00:26:14,605 It's gonna be a war over the Will. 363 00:26:15,338 --> 00:26:16,707 You could refuse to do it 364 00:26:16,740 --> 00:26:18,710 and the court could appoint someone else. 365 00:26:18,742 --> 00:26:20,043 I can't do that. 366 00:26:20,076 --> 00:26:22,046 They might appoint Lance. 367 00:26:22,078 --> 00:26:24,615 And I promised Cosmo, I'm trapped. 368 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,218 You're trapped? 369 00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:29,753 I lost just about the only family I have left 370 00:26:29,787 --> 00:26:32,056 and I'm running around like a fool to save his soul. 371 00:26:32,088 --> 00:26:33,256 How do you think I feel? 372 00:26:33,289 --> 00:26:35,893 You're his brother, can't you do something about him? 373 00:26:35,925 --> 00:26:37,662 Lance is a usurper. 374 00:26:38,328 --> 00:26:40,664 He'll always act like he owns you 375 00:26:40,698 --> 00:26:42,200 because you used to date him. 376 00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:44,836 I can't undo that. 377 00:26:45,970 --> 00:26:47,605 So all this is my fault? 378 00:26:50,407 --> 00:26:51,241 Kinda. 379 00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:57,315 You know, on second thought I've lost my appetite. 380 00:26:59,817 --> 00:27:01,885 You do realize you just described 381 00:27:01,919 --> 00:27:03,955 your own attitude toward Carmen? 382 00:27:03,988 --> 00:27:05,624 Two peas in a pod. 383 00:27:07,090 --> 00:27:08,058 That's not true. 384 00:27:08,092 --> 00:27:09,326 Katie, wait, wait. 385 00:27:10,961 --> 00:27:13,698 Don't uncork that. 386 00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:16,667 But sir, the screw is already in. 387 00:27:18,134 --> 00:27:22,272 Alberto, I think you may be right. 388 00:27:26,042 --> 00:27:28,045 Here, credit cards on there. 389 00:27:28,078 --> 00:27:31,348 Scan it, smartphone, figure it out. 390 00:27:38,989 --> 00:27:40,091 Nick. 391 00:27:40,124 --> 00:27:41,960 Aren't you supposed to be dead? 392 00:27:44,428 --> 00:27:46,064 I am, and it appears 393 00:27:46,096 --> 00:27:47,831 when I chose money over love 394 00:27:47,865 --> 00:27:50,335 and I was choosing money over God. 395 00:27:52,001 --> 00:27:52,936 I'll pay your ransom, 396 00:27:52,970 --> 00:27:55,206 but you didn't say I'd have to love her to. 397 00:27:58,275 --> 00:27:59,076 What? 398 00:28:47,991 --> 00:28:49,027 Where's the house? 399 00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:53,098 Where's mom's Sweetmaker? 400 00:29:28,965 --> 00:29:29,966 Mind if I join? 401 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,536 Suit yourself Santa. 402 00:29:31,568 --> 00:29:34,271 Or is that Santa suit yourself? 403 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:37,074 Funny, I came to apologize. 404 00:29:37,106 --> 00:29:39,042 I shouldn't have been short. 405 00:29:39,076 --> 00:29:41,245 I guess I was upset about my uncle. 406 00:29:41,278 --> 00:29:42,814 I'm sorry. 407 00:29:42,846 --> 00:29:43,948 Well, I guess I was upset 408 00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:45,449 because I don't know how 409 00:29:45,481 --> 00:29:48,519 to protect myself from Lance, parasite. 410 00:29:48,551 --> 00:29:50,821 I don't know what you ever saw in him, 411 00:29:51,689 --> 00:29:56,894 but you're strong and you'll beat him and I'll back you up. 412 00:29:58,996 --> 00:30:01,599 I'm sorry I said those things about you. 413 00:30:01,632 --> 00:30:02,799 Just seems that I don't know, 414 00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:05,937 you don't know that you've got the long end of the stick. 415 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:08,105 You know, when your father raised you in the faith. 416 00:30:08,137 --> 00:30:09,874 Then why did I end up in prison? 417 00:30:09,906 --> 00:30:10,574 What'd you do? 418 00:30:10,607 --> 00:30:12,042 Hit and run. 419 00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:13,110 Doesn't sound like you. 420 00:30:13,143 --> 00:30:13,944 It's not. 421 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:15,446 Did you kill somebody? 422 00:30:15,479 --> 00:30:20,050 No, it was an election year. 423 00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:21,019 What? 424 00:30:21,051 --> 00:30:23,119 The prosecutor was running for reelection. 425 00:30:23,153 --> 00:30:25,155 He decided to make an example out of me. 426 00:30:26,957 --> 00:30:28,926 Maybe we should put a moratorium 427 00:30:28,959 --> 00:30:31,429 on handing out money until this Lance thing is settled. 428 00:30:31,461 --> 00:30:34,498 No, Cosmo needs me to do this, now. 429 00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:36,567 But what if we have to pay all the money back? 430 00:30:36,599 --> 00:30:38,935 You're the executor, and you were acting in good faith 431 00:30:38,969 --> 00:30:40,337 so the courts won't make you do that. 432 00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:42,038 So now you're a probate attorney? 433 00:30:42,071 --> 00:30:43,940 I'll back you up. 434 00:30:43,973 --> 00:30:45,175 You don't have that kind of money. 435 00:30:45,209 --> 00:30:47,545 If Lance busts the Will, I'll still 436 00:30:47,577 --> 00:30:48,980 get something out of it 437 00:30:49,012 --> 00:30:51,648 and I can make sure that you're safe 438 00:30:51,682 --> 00:30:53,951 and nothing happens to you, trust me. 439 00:30:54,684 --> 00:30:55,519 I'll protect you. 440 00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:57,855 In coming. 441 00:31:00,590 --> 00:31:03,026 Everybody's trying to do the fastest delivery. 442 00:31:03,059 --> 00:31:04,961 At least it wasn't a frozen turkey. 443 00:31:06,997 --> 00:31:08,065 I spoke too soon. 444 00:31:15,571 --> 00:31:18,008 I guess you saved my life. 445 00:31:18,041 --> 00:31:20,477 Now I'll have to give you more money. 446 00:31:20,510 --> 00:31:21,945 Great. 447 00:31:21,979 --> 00:31:23,181 I'll take two mil this time. 448 00:31:24,548 --> 00:31:27,018 That's almost all of it, how come so much? 449 00:31:27,050 --> 00:31:29,552 I'm going to pay off every mortgage for Monica Sweetmaker 450 00:31:29,586 --> 00:31:32,455 and her brood and a few other things. 451 00:31:32,489 --> 00:31:34,125 I don't think that's such a good idea. 452 00:31:34,157 --> 00:31:36,159 They won't know it's me. 453 00:31:36,192 --> 00:31:38,962 I'll be secret Santa. 454 00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:05,990 When's Santa coming Katie? 455 00:32:06,022 --> 00:32:06,990 Christmas Eve, honey. 456 00:32:08,325 --> 00:32:10,027 But how will he know what I want? 457 00:32:10,059 --> 00:32:12,163 Santa knows, believe me. 458 00:32:13,029 --> 00:32:13,697 Santa knows. 459 00:32:17,067 --> 00:32:19,002 But my mama says he forgets us. 460 00:32:20,136 --> 00:32:21,505 he won't forget you here. 461 00:32:36,319 --> 00:32:39,056 It's absolutely beautiful, I love this. 462 00:32:39,088 --> 00:32:40,457 They did a good job, huh? 463 00:32:41,090 --> 00:32:43,994 I think this is wonderful that you do this every year 464 00:32:44,028 --> 00:32:45,997 out of your own pocket Katie. 465 00:32:46,029 --> 00:32:46,964 They're my kids. 466 00:32:47,731 --> 00:32:51,067 I think we're going to have to call you Mrs. Clause. 467 00:32:51,101 --> 00:32:52,169 Please. 468 00:32:52,201 --> 00:32:53,304 Have you met Santa? 469 00:32:56,807 --> 00:32:59,009 Oh, da Christmas. 470 00:32:59,042 --> 00:33:03,046 North pole, Santa's favorite elf speaking. 471 00:33:03,079 --> 00:33:04,048 What's the payoff on that? 472 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,016 I'll have it to you in an hour. 473 00:33:06,049 --> 00:33:07,117 Great. 474 00:33:09,819 --> 00:33:10,654 Carmen. 475 00:33:11,587 --> 00:33:12,389 Margie. 476 00:33:14,090 --> 00:33:14,725 Gracie. 477 00:33:17,661 --> 00:33:18,997 The waiting. 478 00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:29,473 The printer has spoken! 479 00:33:32,175 --> 00:33:34,477 All done, all paid off. 480 00:33:45,823 --> 00:33:50,228 Best Christmas present ever. 481 00:33:53,830 --> 00:33:55,165 Are you in purgatory? 482 00:33:56,799 --> 00:34:00,236 Every time you give away some money or pray 483 00:34:00,269 --> 00:34:05,276 for me, I move forward and the burn gets less. 484 00:34:07,443 --> 00:34:08,646 Who's praying for you? 485 00:34:15,184 --> 00:34:16,353 Perfect. 486 00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:24,829 It's Christmas time Manny. 487 00:34:42,579 --> 00:34:44,281 Must be the mailman. 488 00:34:44,313 --> 00:34:45,549 Something to sign for it. 489 00:34:55,858 --> 00:34:58,461 Goodie, Santa came. 490 00:35:19,815 --> 00:35:21,418 What do you suggest today? 491 00:35:22,885 --> 00:35:26,456 Well, this is the last of it. 492 00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:28,725 Why don't you pick a bank? 493 00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:29,594 Hand it out. 494 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,396 Most everybody who goes to a bank needs money. 495 00:35:34,731 --> 00:35:36,634 Won't they throw me out? 496 00:35:36,666 --> 00:35:38,201 Stand outside. 497 00:36:00,489 --> 00:36:01,490 Excuse me, sir. 498 00:36:01,525 --> 00:36:03,693 May I ask what bank business you're on today? 499 00:36:03,726 --> 00:36:05,762 I need a loan for a boat. 500 00:36:05,795 --> 00:36:07,597 Bass boat. 501 00:36:07,630 --> 00:36:09,666 No, yacht. 502 00:36:09,699 --> 00:36:10,902 Well, good luck. 503 00:36:12,469 --> 00:36:13,304 Yacht. 504 00:36:15,739 --> 00:36:16,907 How about you, sir, what kind 505 00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:18,675 of loan are you after? 506 00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:19,909 You taking a survey? 507 00:36:19,943 --> 00:36:21,044 Sort of. 508 00:36:21,077 --> 00:36:24,748 I need a loan to start another cheque cashing branch. 509 00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:26,516 Businesses is booming. 510 00:36:26,550 --> 00:36:28,419 You mean loan sharking. 511 00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:31,855 We in the industry prefer to call it payday lending. 512 00:36:31,887 --> 00:36:32,889 Move along. 513 00:36:38,996 --> 00:36:39,864 How about you, sir? 514 00:36:39,896 --> 00:36:42,565 What type of loan are you after today? 515 00:36:42,599 --> 00:36:43,867 Inventory. 516 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,936 I run a buy here, pay here lot. 517 00:36:45,969 --> 00:36:48,673 So you just sell the same car over and over again? 518 00:36:50,641 --> 00:36:52,210 It's beautiful, isn't it? 519 00:36:53,710 --> 00:36:56,213 I'm sure there'll be very receptive to that. 520 00:37:00,349 --> 00:37:02,652 Hey Santa, where's your bucket? 521 00:37:02,686 --> 00:37:03,487 Don't have one, I'm trying 522 00:37:03,519 --> 00:37:06,289 to give money away, not collect it. 523 00:37:06,322 --> 00:37:08,558 How about you, you need some holiday cash? 524 00:37:08,592 --> 00:37:09,693 No, I'm good. 525 00:37:09,726 --> 00:37:11,829 Mind if I see some ID? 526 00:37:11,862 --> 00:37:13,231 No, sure. 527 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:17,735 Thank you. 528 00:37:19,869 --> 00:37:23,673 Dispatch, yeah I've got a Nicolas Hollyhock. 529 00:37:23,706 --> 00:37:25,942 30 year old driver's license number 530 00:37:25,976 --> 00:37:28,878 F, A, L, eight, eight, two, four. 531 00:37:31,681 --> 00:37:32,515 Yeah? 532 00:37:33,884 --> 00:37:35,719 Okay, okay. 533 00:37:35,751 --> 00:37:37,554 It appears you're a convicted felon. 534 00:37:37,586 --> 00:37:39,889 Yes, but I'm not doing anything illegal. 535 00:37:39,922 --> 00:37:41,658 Maybe you're casing the joint. 536 00:37:41,692 --> 00:37:43,559 I was in for hit and run, not robbery. 537 00:37:43,592 --> 00:37:45,528 Maybe we didn't catch you then. 538 00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:52,735 Ma'am, this guy says you gave him 539 00:37:52,768 --> 00:37:55,571 this bag of money to give out on the street. 540 00:37:55,605 --> 00:37:57,373 I'm sorry, officer. 541 00:37:57,407 --> 00:37:59,577 I've never seen this man before in my life. 542 00:38:00,577 --> 00:38:02,546 Thank you, Ma'am come on. 543 00:38:02,579 --> 00:38:04,414 Let's see whose money this really is. 544 00:38:04,447 --> 00:38:06,616 No wait, Katie you can't, you can't. 545 00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:07,485 Wait! 546 00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:11,956 Would you take off his beard and all that for me? 547 00:38:14,423 --> 00:38:15,059 Yes ma'am. 548 00:38:19,563 --> 00:38:21,032 Seems I do know him after all. 549 00:38:21,865 --> 00:38:25,034 Sorry officer, this man has been handing 550 00:38:25,068 --> 00:38:28,572 out Christmas cash at the request of my late boss. 551 00:38:28,605 --> 00:38:29,706 Cosmo Lambini. 552 00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:31,876 Cosmo Lambini? 553 00:38:33,876 --> 00:38:36,346 Well why didn't you say so? 554 00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:38,015 Let's get you out of those cuffs. 555 00:38:39,516 --> 00:38:41,518 I am so sorry about this. 556 00:38:41,550 --> 00:38:42,485 Don't worry about it. 557 00:38:42,518 --> 00:38:44,754 I hope this doesn't go anywhere between 558 00:38:47,023 --> 00:38:48,525 Those weren't too tight where they? 559 00:38:48,557 --> 00:38:49,360 Nah. 560 00:38:49,393 --> 00:38:50,094 Okay. 561 00:38:50,126 --> 00:38:50,927 Sorry. 562 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:51,995 Wait. 563 00:38:55,831 --> 00:38:59,536 For the widows and orphans fund. 564 00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:05,876 Thanks Santa's, Merry Christmas. 565 00:39:16,987 --> 00:39:18,521 Nice. 566 00:39:18,554 --> 00:39:20,022 Real nice. 567 00:39:20,056 --> 00:39:21,759 You are on the naughty list now. 568 00:39:24,661 --> 00:39:26,097 Ask me out like a gentlemen. 569 00:39:28,731 --> 00:39:29,967 In this outfit? 570 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,967 Ti's the season. 571 00:39:32,869 --> 00:39:33,871 All right. 572 00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:35,938 Would you care to accompany 573 00:39:35,972 --> 00:39:37,975 Santa Claus to dinner at Nicola's? 574 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:40,510 I think that would be nice. 575 00:39:41,378 --> 00:39:44,448 But you have to promise to stay for the whole meal. 576 00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:01,030 Good evening, I am Alphonse, 577 00:40:01,063 --> 00:40:03,599 I will be serving you tonight. 578 00:40:03,632 --> 00:40:05,969 I thought it was Alberto? 579 00:40:07,603 --> 00:40:10,473 Sorry sir, there is no Alberto here. 580 00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:14,612 Well sure, there is. 581 00:40:15,378 --> 00:40:20,116 You're him, unless you have an evil twin, cause. 582 00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:26,222 I can assure you sir, I am no evil twin, 583 00:40:26,255 --> 00:40:28,858 and there is no Alberto here tonight. 584 00:40:31,795 --> 00:40:33,563 May I recommend a bottle of wine? 585 00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:35,966 That would be fine. 586 00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:36,799 Fine. 587 00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:37,668 Very good. 588 00:40:38,902 --> 00:40:41,137 What will you be having this evening? 589 00:40:41,170 --> 00:40:42,939 What do you recommend? 590 00:40:42,972 --> 00:40:45,909 The chef having the filet. 591 00:40:45,942 --> 00:40:46,976 That sounds wonderful. 592 00:40:47,911 --> 00:40:49,012 And you sir? 593 00:40:51,882 --> 00:40:53,851 I'm thinking the porter house. 594 00:40:53,884 --> 00:40:57,653 But the chef is having the filet. 595 00:40:57,686 --> 00:41:01,592 But Nicholas is having the porter house. 596 00:41:02,992 --> 00:41:05,028 As you wish sir. 597 00:41:13,670 --> 00:41:16,740 Well I guess we don't get a choice of sides. 598 00:41:19,775 --> 00:41:21,777 So you know about my family, 599 00:41:21,811 --> 00:41:23,614 what kind of family do you have? 600 00:41:23,646 --> 00:41:24,481 Big. 601 00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:27,918 That's it? 602 00:41:27,951 --> 00:41:28,585 It's huge. 603 00:41:28,619 --> 00:41:31,088 It's spread out everywhere. 604 00:41:32,621 --> 00:41:33,857 You're wine sir. 605 00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:35,960 Madam. 606 00:41:54,043 --> 00:41:54,911 Excuse me. 607 00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:58,548 You didn't ask us how we wanted our steaks. 608 00:41:59,248 --> 00:42:01,017 How are you going to cook them? 609 00:42:02,985 --> 00:42:04,020 Perfectly 610 00:42:12,262 --> 00:42:13,931 Perfectly. 611 00:42:41,391 --> 00:42:42,326 - This is so good. - This is so good. 612 00:42:42,358 --> 00:42:43,927 So good. 613 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:44,795 Right? 614 00:42:49,932 --> 00:42:51,168 Geez. 615 00:42:51,201 --> 00:42:52,670 I'm so sorry. 616 00:42:54,070 --> 00:42:56,974 It's so tender it flew right off my plate. 617 00:42:57,007 --> 00:42:58,876 Whoa, flying cow. 618 00:43:04,347 --> 00:43:05,148 Here. 619 00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:07,017 I'm sorry. 620 00:43:07,050 --> 00:43:09,052 Jiminy Christmas. 621 00:43:09,085 --> 00:43:10,153 I'm so sorry. 622 00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:12,155 It's okay. 623 00:43:19,028 --> 00:43:22,932 You know the chef is having the filet. 624 00:43:27,036 --> 00:43:29,672 And it's going to be perfect. 625 00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:49,927 Attention everyone. 626 00:43:52,929 --> 00:43:53,762 Attention, everyone. 627 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,065 What are you doing, sit back down. 628 00:43:55,097 --> 00:43:55,898 I got this. 629 00:43:55,931 --> 00:43:57,200 Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. 630 00:43:57,833 --> 00:44:00,837 In honor of our Savior's birthday, 631 00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:05,041 Santa is buying all your dinners 632 00:44:05,074 --> 00:44:06,942 and your bar bills. 633 00:44:44,748 --> 00:44:46,250 Grandma, the cookies are ready. 634 00:44:55,925 --> 00:44:58,894 Why are we having Christmas early grandma? 635 00:44:58,927 --> 00:45:02,098 It's the only time we could get the whole family together. 636 00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:04,735 Enough. 637 00:45:05,802 --> 00:45:06,437 Hey look, everybody 638 00:45:08,070 --> 00:45:08,905 Jimmy made Christmas cookies. 639 00:45:14,143 --> 00:45:16,045 When do we open presents? 640 00:45:16,079 --> 00:45:17,748 What's in the box? 641 00:45:19,014 --> 00:45:20,449 Look, for me. 642 00:45:20,483 --> 00:45:22,452 Yes Boris, that's for you. 643 00:45:23,418 --> 00:45:25,989 It's a girl scooter. 644 00:45:26,956 --> 00:45:28,125 No boys allowed. 645 00:45:28,157 --> 00:45:30,025 Who wraps a jar of peanut butter? 646 00:45:30,059 --> 00:45:32,028 Oh, that's gotta be a re gift. 647 00:45:32,061 --> 00:45:33,864 I hope I get a BB gun. 648 00:45:33,896 --> 00:45:35,264 You'll shoot your eye out. 649 00:45:37,166 --> 00:45:41,771 It is so nice to have my family together again. 650 00:46:01,356 --> 00:46:03,425 I wonder if this is for me. 651 00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:04,794 What does it say? 652 00:46:04,827 --> 00:46:05,929 It's from Santa. 653 00:46:05,961 --> 00:46:07,329 I guess it's from Santa. 654 00:46:07,362 --> 00:46:09,365 But who is it for? 655 00:46:09,398 --> 00:46:12,301 I think it's for the whole family. 656 00:46:12,335 --> 00:46:15,105 But really mom, who's it from? 657 00:46:15,137 --> 00:46:16,906 I don't know. 658 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,240 I found it on the doorstep. 659 00:46:18,273 --> 00:46:20,143 Mom, it could be a bomb. 660 00:46:20,175 --> 00:46:23,880 A bomb, it's a bomb, it's a bomb, it's a bomb. 661 00:46:23,913 --> 00:46:24,548 It's a bomb? 662 00:46:25,581 --> 00:46:27,183 It's a bomb! 663 00:46:27,217 --> 00:46:29,552 Everybody get back! 664 00:46:29,585 --> 00:46:31,053 I do this everyday. 665 00:46:47,135 --> 00:46:49,038 Turn the couch over, against the window. 666 00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:52,942 Jack it's not a bomb. 667 00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:54,010 Jack stop it. 668 00:46:55,978 --> 00:47:00,082 Everybody clear out, I repeat everybody, clear! 669 00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:11,594 Jack, it's just us. 670 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,134 I'll be in the kitchen. 671 00:47:18,166 --> 00:47:19,235 Yeah you do that. 672 00:47:19,268 --> 00:47:20,369 Great help Boris. 673 00:47:24,039 --> 00:47:25,442 I'm gonna call the bomb squad. 674 00:47:25,474 --> 00:47:26,976 Jack, its not a bomb. 675 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:29,312 Mom, step back, that's an order. 676 00:47:29,344 --> 00:47:31,881 Jack, you're being silly. 677 00:47:31,914 --> 00:47:32,748 Don't bother your friends 678 00:47:32,782 --> 00:47:35,184 on the bomb squad at Christmas time. 679 00:47:35,217 --> 00:47:37,855 They have enough bombs to handle. 680 00:47:38,487 --> 00:47:43,292 Besides, if it is, then I get to see your father sooner. 681 00:47:44,393 --> 00:47:45,228 Mama don't. 682 00:47:46,161 --> 00:47:47,496 It could be a hair trigger. 683 00:47:48,463 --> 00:47:51,032 Santa don't let me down. 684 00:47:53,503 --> 00:47:54,171 I don't think this is a good idea. 685 00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:55,972 Oh no, don't do it. 686 00:47:56,005 --> 00:47:56,972 What is your problem? 687 00:47:57,005 --> 00:47:58,040 Don't let her. 688 00:47:58,074 --> 00:47:59,376 Don't do it. 689 00:48:11,119 --> 00:48:12,054 It wasn't a bomb. 690 00:48:17,492 --> 00:48:19,161 All right, here we go. 691 00:48:20,463 --> 00:48:21,999 Oh look at this. 692 00:48:23,532 --> 00:48:25,501 It's a brick from the old house. 693 00:48:25,534 --> 00:48:26,936 Oh boy, a brick. 694 00:48:26,969 --> 00:48:27,737 Why? 695 00:48:27,771 --> 00:48:29,039 There's an envelope, who knows. 696 00:48:33,175 --> 00:48:36,211 It's got every bodies names on them. 697 00:48:36,244 --> 00:48:37,079 Margie. 698 00:48:38,414 --> 00:48:39,249 Philip. 699 00:48:40,382 --> 00:48:42,251 Seasons greetings everyone. 700 00:48:42,284 --> 00:48:43,353 Well hi uncle Lance. 701 00:48:43,385 --> 00:48:44,054 Hey kid. 702 00:48:44,086 --> 00:48:47,157 Give this to your uncle Lance. 703 00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:48,590 What is it? 704 00:48:48,623 --> 00:48:50,192 It looks like the deed to out house. 705 00:48:50,226 --> 00:48:53,063 And the mortgage is completely paid off. 706 00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:54,130 Mine too. 707 00:48:55,097 --> 00:48:56,132 Mine three. 708 00:48:57,099 --> 00:48:58,735 And all of theirs with my money. 709 00:48:58,768 --> 00:49:04,074 This is the best Christmas present I have ever had. 710 00:49:04,106 --> 00:49:04,942 Who did this? 711 00:49:05,574 --> 00:49:07,042 Some one hit lottery. 712 00:49:07,076 --> 00:49:07,744 It's gotta be a bank error. 713 00:49:07,777 --> 00:49:09,545 It's that new carbon tax. 714 00:49:09,579 --> 00:49:10,681 It's Santa. 715 00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:13,282 I know who it was. 716 00:49:15,784 --> 00:49:17,987 It was Nick. 717 00:49:18,021 --> 00:49:20,123 ♪ Joy to the world ♪ 718 00:49:20,155 --> 00:49:23,092 ♪ The Lord is come ♪ 719 00:49:29,097 --> 00:49:30,099 Santa? 720 00:49:30,132 --> 00:49:31,266 It depends. 721 00:49:31,300 --> 00:49:33,135 It's me, Monica Sweetmaker. 722 00:49:33,168 --> 00:49:35,105 Could you come visit a poor old lady? 723 00:49:35,137 --> 00:49:37,172 I think I could find time to do that. 724 00:49:37,206 --> 00:49:38,508 When do you want me to come over? 725 00:49:38,541 --> 00:49:39,375 Oh, how about now? 726 00:49:39,409 --> 00:49:41,544 I've got milk and Christmas cookies. 727 00:49:41,577 --> 00:49:43,046 Let me give you my new address. 728 00:49:43,079 --> 00:49:44,614 I know where you live. 729 00:49:44,646 --> 00:49:46,282 I'm Santa, remember? 730 00:49:47,449 --> 00:49:48,417 Good. 731 00:49:48,451 --> 00:49:51,021 Oh, could you pick up communion for me too? 732 00:49:51,054 --> 00:49:52,088 Yeah, sure. 733 00:49:52,121 --> 00:49:54,423 Just stop by the church, I'll call father Mac. 734 00:49:54,456 --> 00:49:56,558 He'll have it ready in a pyx. 735 00:50:28,123 --> 00:50:29,058 Father Mac? 736 00:50:32,161 --> 00:50:33,063 You got him Santa. 737 00:50:34,163 --> 00:50:37,099 The one and only big Mac. 738 00:50:37,132 --> 00:50:40,069 I promised Monica Sweetmaker I would bring her communion. 739 00:50:40,804 --> 00:50:43,106 You ever been a Eucharistic minister before? 740 00:50:43,139 --> 00:50:46,509 Yes, but it's been a while since I was in church. 741 00:50:46,541 --> 00:50:49,778 You should come see me sometime, door's always open. 742 00:50:49,811 --> 00:50:50,614 Thanks. 743 00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:52,715 Maybe. 744 00:50:53,516 --> 00:50:57,820 Guard this with your life Santa. 745 00:50:57,853 --> 00:50:59,088 Yes, father. 746 00:51:23,813 --> 00:51:24,713 Santagram. 747 00:51:26,315 --> 00:51:28,150 Is that you Kris Kringle? 748 00:51:29,585 --> 00:51:34,124 Oh, I missed you. 749 00:51:34,157 --> 00:51:35,758 Thank you for coming. 750 00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:37,094 I brought your favorite. 751 00:51:38,793 --> 00:51:41,130 A box of chocolates. 752 00:51:41,931 --> 00:51:43,166 Come on. 753 00:51:43,865 --> 00:51:46,168 I only sampled a few of them. 754 00:52:04,820 --> 00:52:05,653 This is the lamb of God. 755 00:52:05,688 --> 00:52:08,791 It takes away the sins of the world. 756 00:52:08,824 --> 00:52:11,760 Happy are those who are called to the supper of the lamb. 757 00:52:15,331 --> 00:52:16,266 The body of Christ. 758 00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:18,233 Amen. 759 00:52:28,710 --> 00:52:31,580 Jimmy is everything all right in there, 760 00:52:31,614 --> 00:52:33,416 it's awfully quiet. 761 00:52:33,449 --> 00:52:34,651 Don't come in here, 762 00:52:34,684 --> 00:52:37,954 you'll step on the elves and smash your present. 763 00:52:40,289 --> 00:52:41,591 Are the elves back? 764 00:52:41,623 --> 00:52:42,891 How would I know? 765 00:52:46,795 --> 00:52:50,266 I've never had communion from Santa before. 766 00:52:53,001 --> 00:52:57,273 So you're secret Santa. 767 00:52:58,541 --> 00:52:59,842 How did you know? 768 00:52:59,875 --> 00:53:03,846 I didn't, but Lance said it right away. 769 00:53:03,878 --> 00:53:04,713 Oh. 770 00:53:05,715 --> 00:53:08,885 What ever possessed you to do such a thing? 771 00:53:10,418 --> 00:53:11,887 Just trying to be generous. 772 00:53:13,822 --> 00:53:16,225 I don't know what to say. 773 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,929 No one's ever been that good to me. 774 00:53:19,628 --> 00:53:22,231 You shouldn't have a mortgage at your age. 775 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:29,539 It's Manny, he's up there taking care of me. 776 00:53:29,572 --> 00:53:30,539 I just know it. 777 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:36,646 Well down here I've been mugged, run over, and arrested. 778 00:53:36,679 --> 00:53:38,014 You think nobody had ever seen anyone 779 00:53:38,047 --> 00:53:39,983 giving away money before on the street. 780 00:53:42,550 --> 00:53:45,588 You're the strange one Nicholas. 781 00:53:46,289 --> 00:53:48,458 I know you still care for Carmen, 782 00:53:48,490 --> 00:53:51,893 but I wish you would find someone 783 00:53:51,927 --> 00:53:54,297 and settle down and be happy. 784 00:53:55,630 --> 00:53:56,532 When I find her. 785 00:53:58,534 --> 00:54:00,936 Did I ever tell you about when Carmen was little 786 00:54:00,969 --> 00:54:03,272 and she was the only redhead in the family? 787 00:54:04,005 --> 00:54:04,840 No. 788 00:54:06,742 --> 00:54:10,346 Whenever we'd go somewhere, people would always ask 789 00:54:10,378 --> 00:54:14,717 if her father had red hair and I finally got so tired of it. 790 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:17,653 I'd say, I don't know. 791 00:54:19,755 --> 00:54:20,923 He didn't take his hat off. 792 00:54:28,831 --> 00:54:30,934 I'm sorry Carmen didn't love you. 793 00:54:35,971 --> 00:54:40,409 Oh, Nick, I know how it feels, it happened to me too. 794 00:54:44,780 --> 00:54:45,681 We didn't sleep together the way 795 00:54:45,715 --> 00:54:50,854 you're generation does, but it still hurt. 796 00:54:53,755 --> 00:54:55,391 You know who it was don't you? 797 00:54:57,059 --> 00:54:58,762 It was your uncle Cosmo. 798 00:55:01,864 --> 00:55:06,869 We loved each other, but he chose money instead of me. 799 00:55:10,472 --> 00:55:14,411 I've prayed for him ever since. 800 00:55:17,012 --> 00:55:19,849 I love Manny dearly. 801 00:55:19,882 --> 00:55:21,951 He was my life. 802 00:55:21,983 --> 00:55:24,953 Even though sometimes I mentioned Cosmos 803 00:55:24,987 --> 00:55:26,989 just to make him jealous. 804 00:55:29,458 --> 00:55:31,827 That explains everything just before he died, 805 00:55:31,860 --> 00:55:34,129 he asked me to give away his fortune to save his soul 806 00:55:34,163 --> 00:55:36,666 and to be sure to take care of your family. 807 00:55:36,699 --> 00:55:38,101 He said choosing money over love 808 00:55:38,134 --> 00:55:39,936 was the biggest mistake of his life. 809 00:55:41,103 --> 00:55:42,371 So it was you. 810 00:55:43,873 --> 00:55:48,878 Are you saying he went back to the church before he died? 811 00:55:50,746 --> 00:55:54,951 Yup, last rights, everything. 812 00:55:55,684 --> 00:56:00,889 Oh, that's the best news I've heard in 50 years. 813 00:56:21,076 --> 00:56:22,711 What are you doing here? 814 00:56:22,744 --> 00:56:25,882 I saw him from across the street and called the others. 815 00:56:25,914 --> 00:56:27,617 We were just visiting. 816 00:56:27,650 --> 00:56:30,186 We don't like you bothering our mom jailbird. 817 00:56:30,219 --> 00:56:32,655 He's not bothering me. 818 00:56:32,688 --> 00:56:34,557 Your mom invited me over. 819 00:56:34,590 --> 00:56:38,027 So it really was you who paid off our house? 820 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:40,929 That's not all he did. 821 00:56:40,963 --> 00:56:42,865 My parish is building a new church 822 00:56:42,898 --> 00:56:45,969 and he made a big donation in my name, 100 grand. 823 00:56:47,036 --> 00:56:48,171 What's wrong with that? 824 00:56:48,204 --> 00:56:49,839 I'll tell you what's wrong with it. 825 00:56:49,871 --> 00:56:52,107 Instead of a few bucks on Sunday, 826 00:56:52,141 --> 00:56:54,710 they're going to be expecting a lot more money. 827 00:56:54,742 --> 00:56:56,545 Thanks a lot stool, pigeon. 828 00:56:56,579 --> 00:56:57,947 Just say you don't have any. 829 00:56:57,980 --> 00:56:59,449 Well, they're never going to believe that. 830 00:56:59,481 --> 00:57:01,217 Not after the big donation you made. 831 00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:03,920 And not only that, you screwed up our financial aid. 832 00:57:03,952 --> 00:57:05,954 Now we can't get any help with our kids' tuition. 833 00:57:05,987 --> 00:57:08,056 We lost our mortgage deduction, 834 00:57:08,090 --> 00:57:11,193 and now we won't get our earned income credit. 835 00:57:11,226 --> 00:57:13,128 That's our vacation. 836 00:57:13,161 --> 00:57:15,897 Single family homes are bad for the environment. 837 00:57:15,931 --> 00:57:17,633 Boris, quit his job. 838 00:57:17,666 --> 00:57:18,768 What does that mean? 839 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,103 I start business, use money for bribes. 840 00:57:22,137 --> 00:57:25,041 He wants to ship toilet paper to Russia. 841 00:57:25,074 --> 00:57:27,543 Online, is good idea no? 842 00:57:27,576 --> 00:57:29,878 Is much softer than the old issues of Pravda 843 00:57:29,911 --> 00:57:31,480 Who's going to treat the sewage? 844 00:57:31,514 --> 00:57:35,751 You see, you ruined all of our lives. 845 00:57:35,784 --> 00:57:38,887 And we know you only did it to get close to Carmen. 846 00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,088 That's not true. 847 00:57:40,121 --> 00:57:42,824 My uncle told me to be good to you because of your mom. 848 00:57:42,858 --> 00:57:45,193 Okay, what does mom have to do with any of this? 849 00:57:45,226 --> 00:57:46,995 You're not part of family. 850 00:57:47,028 --> 00:57:49,831 Actually, I think technically I am. 851 00:57:49,864 --> 00:57:51,032 We don't want you. 852 00:57:51,065 --> 00:57:53,235 Hey wait a minute, who are you to talk for the family? 853 00:57:53,268 --> 00:57:54,936 You won't even marry our sister. 854 00:57:54,969 --> 00:57:56,204 Don't you talk to him like that, 855 00:57:56,237 --> 00:57:58,840 he's as much a part of the family as anybody. 856 00:57:58,873 --> 00:57:59,875 Yeah. 857 00:57:59,909 --> 00:58:00,976 Well, I think technically Phillip is right. 858 00:58:01,010 --> 00:58:03,646 Okay Miss professor, you've been married 859 00:58:03,679 --> 00:58:06,014 so many times we don't know who's in or out. 860 00:58:06,047 --> 00:58:06,982 That doesn't change the fact 861 00:58:07,016 --> 00:58:08,784 that Gracie has three kids out of wedlock. 862 00:58:08,817 --> 00:58:13,688 Uncle Nick, I warped this present all by myself. 863 00:58:13,722 --> 00:58:15,591 I think it's wonderful, Jimmy. 864 00:58:15,623 --> 00:58:16,591 Thank you. 865 00:58:31,806 --> 00:58:34,076 I need a restraining order ASAP. 866 00:58:35,911 --> 00:58:38,246 No, she's giving away all my money 867 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,850 to people who don't deserve it. 868 00:58:40,882 --> 00:58:43,785 How much more proof do you need that that? 869 00:58:43,818 --> 00:58:45,954 ♪ I'm a Scrooge ♪ 870 00:58:45,987 --> 00:58:49,925 ♪ Yeah I'm telling you why, I'm a mean kinda Johnny ♪ 871 00:58:49,958 --> 00:58:51,826 ♪ Hating son of a guy ♪ 872 00:58:51,860 --> 00:58:54,597 ♪ I'm a Scrooge ♪ 873 00:58:54,630 --> 00:58:56,566 ♪ I make kids cry ♪ 874 00:58:56,599 --> 00:59:00,135 ♪ You'll get my Christmas card around the fourth of July ♪ 875 00:59:06,307 --> 00:59:08,911 Why do bad things happen to me? 876 00:59:08,943 --> 00:59:12,347 Turns out the more suffering you had in life, 877 00:59:12,380 --> 00:59:15,350 the closer to the light you get to start. 878 00:59:15,384 --> 00:59:18,954 I had to start way back by the Lake of fire. 879 00:59:18,987 --> 00:59:20,289 So that's why we suffer? 880 00:59:21,190 --> 00:59:23,559 Unless we did it to ourselves. 881 00:59:25,927 --> 00:59:27,963 Hey man, you okay? 882 00:59:28,931 --> 00:59:30,266 Just talking to my uncle. 883 00:59:30,298 --> 00:59:31,833 I'll be fine, but thanks for asking. 884 00:59:31,867 --> 00:59:33,369 Yeah, sorry, man. 885 00:59:33,402 --> 00:59:34,237 Woman. 886 00:59:35,336 --> 00:59:36,172 What else? 887 00:59:38,007 --> 00:59:39,307 This else. 888 00:59:39,340 --> 00:59:41,978 Give me all your cash and credit cards. 889 00:59:42,010 --> 00:59:43,746 You're robbing me? 890 00:59:43,778 --> 00:59:45,380 Somebody's got to do it. 891 00:59:45,414 --> 00:59:47,783 No, they don't. 892 00:59:47,815 --> 00:59:48,917 You don't. 893 00:59:48,951 --> 00:59:50,952 Come on, man it's cold out here. 894 00:59:50,985 --> 00:59:52,320 You do realize I'd given you everything 895 00:59:52,353 --> 00:59:54,823 I had if you just asked nicely? 896 00:59:54,856 --> 00:59:56,291 What are you, Santa Claus? 897 00:59:56,324 --> 00:59:58,660 Well, actually, as a matter of fact, I am. 898 00:59:58,693 --> 01:00:00,161 Man, there ain't no Santa Clause. 899 01:00:00,195 --> 01:00:03,666 Actually, the line is there ain't no sanity clause. 900 01:00:05,934 --> 01:00:07,870 Come on, cough it up. 901 01:00:07,902 --> 01:00:10,872 No, not unless you ask nicely. 902 01:00:11,739 --> 01:00:12,907 Seriously? 903 01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:14,109 Yeah. 904 01:00:14,143 --> 01:00:14,943 Seriously. 905 01:00:16,144 --> 01:00:18,047 Can't believe I'm doing this. 906 01:00:18,079 --> 01:00:20,949 If you ask nicely, it won't be a robbery. 907 01:00:20,983 --> 01:00:21,818 Alright fine. 908 01:00:23,117 --> 01:00:25,286 Could I please get some help? 909 01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:27,056 It's Christmas time and I'm out of work 910 01:00:27,088 --> 01:00:29,391 and the kids ain't going to have any Christmas 911 01:00:29,425 --> 01:00:30,893 unless I get some cash. 912 01:00:32,894 --> 01:00:33,730 You're in luck. 913 01:00:42,271 --> 01:00:44,974 There's five grand. 914 01:00:45,007 --> 01:00:46,842 That should help a little bit. 915 01:00:47,809 --> 01:00:48,878 Now go home. 916 01:00:50,045 --> 01:00:53,115 Watch out you don't get mugged with all that cash on you. 917 01:00:54,115 --> 01:00:54,951 Right. 918 01:00:56,217 --> 01:00:59,121 Thanks Santa. 919 01:01:02,023 --> 01:01:02,924 Oh and give me that. 920 01:01:03,791 --> 01:01:05,994 You could really hurt someone with that thing. 921 01:01:06,027 --> 01:01:07,062 No, I couldn't. 922 01:01:07,929 --> 01:01:08,964 No bullets. 923 01:01:15,070 --> 01:01:15,972 Amateurs. 924 01:01:27,048 --> 01:01:27,916 Mind if I come in? 925 01:01:27,949 --> 01:01:29,818 No, I'm glad you came. 926 01:01:29,851 --> 01:01:32,120 You want some coffee or cocoa? 927 01:01:32,153 --> 01:01:33,989 No, I'm okay. 928 01:01:34,021 --> 01:01:35,824 Last time it fell in my lap. 929 01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:36,726 Ha ha. 930 01:01:48,804 --> 01:01:51,740 So there's something I want to ask you. 931 01:01:51,773 --> 01:01:52,407 Shoot. 932 01:01:53,407 --> 01:01:54,309 Are we a couple? 933 01:01:55,543 --> 01:01:56,911 I don't know. 934 01:01:56,945 --> 01:01:57,980 Are we? 935 01:01:59,847 --> 01:02:02,518 I just don't want it to be like your brother. 936 01:02:02,550 --> 01:02:05,153 I wouldn't sleep with him, so he dumped me. 937 01:02:07,389 --> 01:02:08,758 I'm not him. 938 01:02:12,027 --> 01:02:12,862 I see. 939 01:02:14,028 --> 01:02:15,998 Let me ask you something. 940 01:02:16,030 --> 01:02:17,233 If you promise someone that you would 941 01:02:17,266 --> 01:02:18,968 love them your whole life 942 01:02:19,001 --> 01:02:21,871 and they betrayed and abandoned you, 943 01:02:23,172 --> 01:02:25,173 would you stop loving them? 944 01:02:25,206 --> 01:02:27,942 Why do you feel like you have to save Carmen? 945 01:02:27,976 --> 01:02:31,948 What if I promised you and you went off the deep end. 946 01:02:33,048 --> 01:02:37,420 Would you want me to abandon you or try to save you? 947 01:02:42,423 --> 01:02:43,259 I got to go. 948 01:02:44,425 --> 01:02:46,429 Thanks for letting me know how you feel. 949 01:02:47,528 --> 01:02:49,297 I didn't. 950 01:02:49,331 --> 01:02:50,166 Sure you did. 951 01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:52,401 You're supposed to be the spiritual one, 952 01:02:52,434 --> 01:02:54,403 but that's not what Christ would do. 953 01:02:54,436 --> 01:02:56,038 Neither of us are him. 954 01:02:56,070 --> 01:02:56,972 No, that's true. 955 01:02:57,706 --> 01:03:01,143 But keeping my word is about all I've got left. 956 01:03:03,612 --> 01:03:04,447 Nicholas. 957 01:03:08,282 --> 01:03:09,117 Great. 958 01:03:19,393 --> 01:03:21,062 Bless me, father for sinned. 959 01:03:23,130 --> 01:03:25,367 I decided to take you up on your offer. 960 01:03:27,001 --> 01:03:32,007 My last confession was, hell, heck I don't remember. 961 01:03:35,344 --> 01:03:37,246 These are my sins. 962 01:03:37,278 --> 01:03:39,114 I can't seem to do the right thing. 963 01:03:40,282 --> 01:03:43,952 People are angry with me, even hate me. 964 01:03:43,985 --> 01:03:44,953 Why? 965 01:03:44,987 --> 01:03:46,088 Because I give them money 966 01:03:46,121 --> 01:03:49,057 and they say it ruins their life. 967 01:03:49,090 --> 01:03:50,125 They don't like when I'm nice 968 01:03:50,157 --> 01:03:52,560 to other people besides them either. 969 01:03:52,594 --> 01:03:56,231 It seems like they're feeling guilty or jealous. 970 01:03:56,264 --> 01:03:57,932 You know, the Bible says that 971 01:03:57,965 --> 01:03:59,201 if you see your brother sinning 972 01:03:59,233 --> 01:04:01,103 and you fail to warn him, 973 01:04:01,135 --> 01:04:03,271 God will hold you just as guilty of their sin. 974 01:04:03,304 --> 01:04:06,074 Great, damned if I do, damned if I don't. 975 01:04:06,108 --> 01:04:09,378 Well, so far, I haven't heard of any sins to forgive. 976 01:04:09,411 --> 01:04:10,246 Keep looking. 977 01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:13,916 I'm sure it's my fault somehow. 978 01:04:13,949 --> 01:04:15,217 Have you examined your conscience 979 01:04:15,250 --> 01:04:16,952 using the ten commandments? 980 01:04:20,588 --> 01:04:22,590 Everybody seems to think I covet 981 01:04:22,623 --> 01:04:25,327 my brother's wife, but it's not true. 982 01:04:27,195 --> 01:04:28,431 We were engaged. 983 01:04:29,630 --> 01:04:30,899 She used to live with me. 984 01:04:30,932 --> 01:04:32,902 Kaching, there's one. 985 01:04:32,934 --> 01:04:35,237 I know, but I made a promise 986 01:04:35,269 --> 01:04:37,972 to God that I would always love her. 987 01:04:38,005 --> 01:04:40,442 Even though she hates me now I can't break it. 988 01:04:40,474 --> 01:04:42,243 You didn't think love your enemies 989 01:04:42,277 --> 01:04:44,213 was going to be easy, did you? 990 01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,383 Well, I tried to do that. 991 01:04:48,050 --> 01:04:50,352 I paid off all their mortgages, 992 01:04:50,385 --> 01:04:53,055 but they seem to think I had some ulterior motive. 993 01:04:54,121 --> 01:04:57,025 Heaping hot coals on their heads? 994 01:04:57,059 --> 01:04:58,360 What? 995 01:04:58,393 --> 01:04:59,628 It's biblical. 996 01:04:59,661 --> 01:05:03,932 So secret Santa is carrying a torch, huh? 997 01:05:03,965 --> 01:05:05,601 I'm not carrying a torch. 998 01:05:05,634 --> 01:05:08,336 Well, tick a tee boo, that makes two. 999 01:05:08,369 --> 01:05:09,337 Two what? 1000 01:05:09,371 --> 01:05:11,007 Two things to confess. 1001 01:05:11,739 --> 01:05:12,640 I'm not lying. 1002 01:05:12,675 --> 01:05:15,144 I think I'm in love with somebody else. 1003 01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:20,082 But I have to keep my promises. 1004 01:05:20,114 --> 01:05:23,318 I see promises, promises. 1005 01:05:23,351 --> 01:05:25,186 Who else did you promise? 1006 01:05:25,219 --> 01:05:27,956 I don't know, name somebody. 1007 01:05:27,989 --> 01:05:31,092 Not to seem crass or opportunistic or anything, 1008 01:05:31,126 --> 01:05:33,128 but the boiler just went out in the church 1009 01:05:33,161 --> 01:05:36,731 and if we don't fix it right away, there'll be no Christmas. 1010 01:05:36,764 --> 01:05:38,000 How much do you need? 1011 01:05:38,032 --> 01:05:39,134 90,000. 1012 01:05:40,402 --> 01:05:41,503 Well, you know, you don't need 1013 01:05:41,536 --> 01:05:43,972 to do this if you don't want to. 1014 01:05:44,005 --> 01:05:47,076 Jesus wants you back, even if you're penniless. 1015 01:05:47,108 --> 01:05:52,114 I know but I can, so I will. 1016 01:05:54,016 --> 01:05:55,651 Meet me at the rectory in a half an hour. 1017 01:05:55,684 --> 01:05:56,552 Perfect. 1018 01:05:56,585 --> 01:06:00,688 But first, I absolve you of your sins. 1019 01:06:00,722 --> 01:06:05,461 In the name of the father, the son and the Holy spirit. 1020 01:06:05,494 --> 01:06:07,429 Don't I get a penance? 1021 01:06:07,461 --> 01:06:11,000 Oh, I think what you've been doing is enough. 1022 01:06:12,134 --> 01:06:13,735 Welcome back. 1023 01:06:13,768 --> 01:06:14,602 Thanks father. 1024 01:06:16,737 --> 01:06:18,740 This may be the only place I am welcome. 1025 01:06:25,579 --> 01:06:26,414 Hello? 1026 01:06:33,155 --> 01:06:34,223 Got your text. 1027 01:06:34,255 --> 01:06:35,458 What's the matter? 1028 01:06:38,427 --> 01:06:39,495 Nick. 1029 01:06:40,461 --> 01:06:42,130 Lance. 1030 01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:45,501 I thought maybe we could make peace in the family 1031 01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:50,039 if the two of you could just talk things out. 1032 01:06:50,072 --> 01:06:55,077 So just start from the beginning. 1033 01:06:57,144 --> 01:06:58,347 What's to tell? 1034 01:06:58,380 --> 01:07:00,349 Mom and dad split up when we were born, 1035 01:07:00,382 --> 01:07:02,351 she took him, I went with dad. 1036 01:07:03,085 --> 01:07:05,820 I didn't know anybody but my stepdad. 1037 01:07:05,853 --> 01:07:08,256 Even though she remarried right away, 1038 01:07:08,289 --> 01:07:10,558 dad said she was always his wife. 1039 01:07:11,492 --> 01:07:14,762 When I was 18, he died of a heart attack, 1040 01:07:14,795 --> 01:07:18,132 but I knew it was a broken heart. 1041 01:07:18,166 --> 01:07:21,070 My stepdad taught me how to be a man. 1042 01:07:22,070 --> 01:07:25,074 Did he teach you to take your brother's fiance? 1043 01:07:25,106 --> 01:07:26,809 Actually, yeah. 1044 01:07:26,842 --> 01:07:28,577 Go for what you want, he said. 1045 01:07:34,882 --> 01:07:36,818 I remember when you came to the prison 1046 01:07:36,851 --> 01:07:39,120 to tell me you were sleeping with her. 1047 01:07:39,153 --> 01:07:42,356 you didn't tell me you loved her, or you cared about her. 1048 01:07:42,389 --> 01:07:44,793 You just wanted to make sure I knew you beat me. 1049 01:07:45,693 --> 01:07:48,230 You always thought you were better than me. 1050 01:07:48,262 --> 01:07:51,067 Did it ever occur to you that I cared about you? 1051 01:07:51,900 --> 01:07:53,602 You only care about yourself. 1052 01:07:54,635 --> 01:07:56,605 What are you talking about? 1053 01:07:56,637 --> 01:07:59,775 Your the one who was in jail for a hit and run. 1054 01:08:02,911 --> 01:08:04,847 She never told you? 1055 01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:06,448 Told me what? 1056 01:08:06,481 --> 01:08:07,316 I'll be. 1057 01:08:08,817 --> 01:08:10,818 What a piece of work. 1058 01:08:10,851 --> 01:08:11,886 Don't call me that. 1059 01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:13,322 I meant her. 1060 01:08:13,355 --> 01:08:15,490 Don't call her that either. 1061 01:08:15,523 --> 01:08:19,127 You know, Lance, sometimes silence is a lie. 1062 01:08:19,161 --> 01:08:20,828 I don't know what you're talking about, 1063 01:08:20,862 --> 01:08:22,431 but I'll tell you this. 1064 01:08:22,463 --> 01:08:25,234 I already borrowed back all of the money on our house 1065 01:08:25,266 --> 01:08:27,502 and when I get the rest of Cosmos money, 1066 01:08:27,536 --> 01:08:31,405 I'm going to build a pipeline to carry water 1067 01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:33,809 from the great lakes to Arizona. 1068 01:08:34,909 --> 01:08:36,545 I'll be a billionaire. 1069 01:08:36,578 --> 01:08:38,914 That money was for you and Carmen, 1070 01:08:38,947 --> 01:08:39,882 to take care of yourselves, 1071 01:08:39,914 --> 01:08:41,716 so you'd always have a roof over your head. 1072 01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:44,252 Not blow it on a literal pipe dream. 1073 01:08:45,052 --> 01:08:48,157 I knew you'd never believe in me, but it won't matter 1074 01:08:48,189 --> 01:08:50,658 once I get the rest of the estate. 1075 01:08:50,692 --> 01:08:52,461 What rest of the state, I gave it all the way. 1076 01:08:52,493 --> 01:08:55,596 Princess Katie is taking you for a ride. 1077 01:08:55,630 --> 01:08:56,565 What do you mean? 1078 01:08:58,233 --> 01:09:00,235 Did you even read the Will? 1079 01:09:00,268 --> 01:09:02,203 No, I trust her. 1080 01:09:02,237 --> 01:09:03,838 The Will says you have to give away 1081 01:09:03,872 --> 01:09:07,176 10% of the estate before Christmas 1082 01:09:07,208 --> 01:09:09,810 or Katie gets the rest of the estate. 1083 01:09:09,844 --> 01:09:11,846 What rest of the estate? 1084 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:14,884 Just all of his businesses and investments. 1085 01:09:15,717 --> 01:09:16,684 I don't know anything about that, 1086 01:09:16,719 --> 01:09:19,453 I thought two and a half million was all of it. 1087 01:09:19,487 --> 01:09:23,626 See, she's taking you to the cleaners. 1088 01:09:24,393 --> 01:09:28,829 I'm not going to have my money end up with my ex girlfriend. 1089 01:09:28,863 --> 01:09:29,832 You're a fool. 1090 01:09:31,365 --> 01:09:33,467 She can't get you Carmen back, 1091 01:09:33,501 --> 01:09:36,905 and your new little princess, can't be trusted. 1092 01:09:36,938 --> 01:09:38,574 Lance. 1093 01:09:38,606 --> 01:09:41,810 You know, I love you and Carmen, 1094 01:09:41,842 --> 01:09:43,878 but you have to admit that you've 1095 01:09:43,912 --> 01:09:47,316 taken Carmen away from her faith. 1096 01:09:47,349 --> 01:09:48,817 I don't care. 1097 01:09:48,850 --> 01:09:50,419 We don't care. 1098 01:09:50,452 --> 01:09:52,820 But I care, she's my daughter. 1099 01:09:52,854 --> 01:09:53,689 I care too. 1100 01:09:54,722 --> 01:09:55,823 She was going to be my wife. 1101 01:09:55,856 --> 01:09:59,394 Oh, well she's mine now. 1102 01:09:59,426 --> 01:10:00,929 Then if you really love her, 1103 01:10:02,997 --> 01:10:04,699 why don't you care about her soul? 1104 01:10:09,738 --> 01:10:10,838 This is stupid. 1105 01:10:14,643 --> 01:10:18,279 You think because it's Christmas we'll make all nicey, nice. 1106 01:10:18,313 --> 01:10:22,350 Well, I hate Christmas. 1107 01:10:22,384 --> 01:10:24,987 Bring back baby Jesus. 1108 01:10:25,020 --> 01:10:27,623 Lance bring back baby Jesus! 1109 01:10:35,896 --> 01:10:37,899 And I hate you. 1110 01:10:37,931 --> 01:10:40,336 Lance, Manny gave that to me. 1111 01:10:41,435 --> 01:10:42,403 Stop, stop. 1112 01:10:48,877 --> 01:10:52,014 Monica, Monica. 1113 01:10:54,349 --> 01:10:54,984 Mom? 1114 01:10:59,654 --> 01:11:00,990 Are you hungry? 1115 01:11:01,890 --> 01:11:02,725 Are you okay? 1116 01:11:03,391 --> 01:11:06,595 Oh I pass out all the time, low blood pressure. 1117 01:11:07,295 --> 01:11:10,298 Oh, how bout some of Jimmy's Christmas cookies? 1118 01:11:12,766 --> 01:11:14,036 You're unbelievable. 1119 01:11:14,069 --> 01:11:15,537 Of course I am. 1120 01:11:15,569 --> 01:11:17,605 You want regular, or chocolate milk? 1121 01:11:17,639 --> 01:11:18,306 What about Lance? 1122 01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:21,510 Oh, let him stew for a while. 1123 01:11:21,542 --> 01:11:23,645 He needed the bejesus knocked out of him 1124 01:11:24,345 --> 01:11:28,082 and when he comes back, we can act like nothing happened. 1125 01:11:31,653 --> 01:11:34,456 In that case, I'll have chocolate, please. 1126 01:11:47,101 --> 01:11:48,903 Thought I might find you here. 1127 01:11:59,381 --> 01:12:00,682 I don't know what Lance told you, 1128 01:12:00,715 --> 01:12:02,918 but I'm sorry if I fell from your skies. 1129 01:12:03,685 --> 01:12:05,354 You need to hear what I have to say, 1130 01:12:05,386 --> 01:12:06,721 it may change your mind. 1131 01:12:07,689 --> 01:12:10,059 All right, spill. 1132 01:12:11,926 --> 01:12:14,997 You do know that Monica was Cosmos great love? 1133 01:12:16,530 --> 01:12:18,632 Of course, she told me. 1134 01:12:18,666 --> 01:12:23,739 Well by the time he realized he had made the wrong choice, 1135 01:12:23,771 --> 01:12:25,106 it was too late to go back. 1136 01:12:26,006 --> 01:12:29,710 She had her new life, and a husband, and a family. 1137 01:12:29,743 --> 01:12:30,878 I get it. 1138 01:12:30,912 --> 01:12:31,914 Women are practical. 1139 01:12:32,780 --> 01:12:37,019 Well, you need to know something about 1140 01:12:38,552 --> 01:12:40,020 He must have figured out that Carmen 1141 01:12:40,054 --> 01:12:41,856 used your car for that hit and run 1142 01:12:41,890 --> 01:12:43,992 because he told me you weren't a criminal. 1143 01:12:44,759 --> 01:12:46,895 Can stop me anytime it isn't true. 1144 01:12:46,927 --> 01:12:48,796 I knew she could never handle jail. 1145 01:12:50,064 --> 01:12:51,967 He wanted to make sure that Monica 1146 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,603 was well taken care of when he was gone. 1147 01:12:55,636 --> 01:12:59,407 And he figured you would gravitate toward her family. 1148 01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:01,475 Yeah, I figured that out. 1149 01:13:01,509 --> 01:13:02,144 So did I. 1150 01:13:04,445 --> 01:13:06,715 But then I began to care about you 1151 01:13:06,747 --> 01:13:09,451 and I realized it was cruel to make you 1152 01:13:09,484 --> 01:13:10,952 relive all that grief over Carmen, 1153 01:13:10,984 --> 01:13:13,587 just to get you close to Monica. 1154 01:13:13,621 --> 01:13:15,757 I did what I wanted to with the money. 1155 01:13:15,789 --> 01:13:16,792 Nobody made me. 1156 01:13:20,462 --> 01:13:23,999 Cosmo thought that it would help you get over Carmen. 1157 01:13:24,032 --> 01:13:25,934 But I knew it was like giving 1158 01:13:25,966 --> 01:13:27,668 an alcoholic, a key to the bar. 1159 01:13:28,936 --> 01:13:30,905 That's pretty cynical. 1160 01:13:30,939 --> 01:13:32,441 Is it? 1161 01:13:32,474 --> 01:13:33,876 Can't compete with a cipher. 1162 01:13:36,543 --> 01:13:38,980 Carmen will always be the one who got away from you. 1163 01:13:40,914 --> 01:13:43,418 Well, I want someone who loves me that much too. 1164 01:13:44,085 --> 01:13:45,252 I'm no second best, 1165 01:13:45,286 --> 01:13:48,088 I mean you could be with me just to get even with Lance. 1166 01:13:48,122 --> 01:13:50,492 So you think I can never love you 1167 01:13:50,524 --> 01:13:53,228 because I'm forever trapped in her spell? 1168 01:13:53,261 --> 01:13:55,998 Yes, but that's not all. 1169 01:13:57,899 --> 01:14:00,936 Giving away the money was a test all right. 1170 01:14:00,969 --> 01:14:03,605 And if you failed, then he left 1171 01:14:03,637 --> 01:14:05,573 the rest of the estate to me to make sure 1172 01:14:05,606 --> 01:14:07,009 that Monica was taken care of. 1173 01:14:08,877 --> 01:14:12,147 What I wasn't allowed to tell you is that if you succeeded, 1174 01:14:12,180 --> 01:14:16,918 then you would get all his businesses, stocks, bonds, 1175 01:14:16,951 --> 01:14:21,023 real estate, the whole thing, 25 million. 1176 01:14:22,055 --> 01:14:23,057 I knew it all along. 1177 01:14:26,694 --> 01:14:28,930 So you're saying Lance was right. 1178 01:14:28,962 --> 01:14:30,965 First you tried to sabotage me giving away the money 1179 01:14:30,998 --> 01:14:32,900 by sending me places where I'd fail, 1180 01:14:32,934 --> 01:14:34,836 then you didn't want me to give it to the Sweetmakers 1181 01:14:34,868 --> 01:14:37,872 or the church because you knew I'd pass the test. 1182 01:14:37,905 --> 01:14:39,940 No, that would have violated 1183 01:14:39,974 --> 01:14:42,577 my responsibility as executor of the Will. 1184 01:14:42,609 --> 01:14:44,712 So I wouldn't have gotten anything. 1185 01:14:44,746 --> 01:14:46,515 Lance would have gotten it all. 1186 01:14:46,547 --> 01:14:48,215 So I have two choices. 1187 01:14:48,248 --> 01:14:50,618 Either I can believe what you just told me 1188 01:14:50,652 --> 01:14:51,819 or I can believe you're in cahoots with Lance 1189 01:14:51,853 --> 01:14:55,056 and can't be trusted and don't believe I can love again. 1190 01:14:57,292 --> 01:14:58,694 Believe what you want. 1191 01:15:00,295 --> 01:15:01,596 Crap. 1192 01:15:01,628 --> 01:15:02,863 More money to give away. 1193 01:15:02,896 --> 01:15:06,134 Katie wait, talk to me. 1194 01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:08,837 Be logical, what am I saying? 1195 01:15:08,869 --> 01:15:10,271 Be logical. 1196 01:15:10,305 --> 01:15:12,974 Katie, will you please stop. 1197 01:15:13,006 --> 01:15:13,875 would you're please wait, 1198 01:15:13,908 --> 01:15:15,677 you're going to fall and hurt yourself, 1199 01:15:15,710 --> 01:15:17,045 you're going to kill me. 1200 01:15:17,078 --> 01:15:19,781 You're getting all the money, leave me alone. 1201 01:15:21,048 --> 01:15:23,018 Go ahead, be that way. 1202 01:15:29,356 --> 01:15:31,126 Man she's in good shape. 1203 01:15:31,158 --> 01:15:33,594 Don't give up, don't be like me. 1204 01:15:37,064 --> 01:15:38,766 Are you ever going to get out of my head? 1205 01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,936 How many times do I have to try? 1206 01:15:40,969 --> 01:15:42,703 70 times seven. 1207 01:15:43,371 --> 01:15:44,405 Really? 1208 01:15:44,439 --> 01:15:47,809 Everybody knows their Bible up here kid. 1209 01:15:47,841 --> 01:15:51,879 I'm getting closer to the light, but I'm still burning up. 1210 01:15:51,912 --> 01:15:53,614 Help me. 1211 01:15:53,648 --> 01:15:55,583 Then leave me alone and let me think. 1212 01:16:39,827 --> 01:16:40,996 What's that? 1213 01:16:48,202 --> 01:16:49,871 Nicholas? 1214 01:16:49,904 --> 01:16:54,910 ♪ 24 hours since you dropped the bomb ♪ 1215 01:16:55,644 --> 01:17:00,849 ♪ You got no rights to mean this much to me ♪ 1216 01:17:03,751 --> 01:17:06,954 ♪ I wanna call you up ♪ 1217 01:17:06,988 --> 01:17:11,994 ♪ Say I've suffered enough ♪ 1218 01:17:14,028 --> 01:17:15,864 ♪ Katie ♪ 1219 01:17:15,896 --> 01:17:17,198 Who's that? 1220 01:17:17,230 --> 01:17:18,198 Santa. 1221 01:17:18,231 --> 01:17:19,333 There aint no Santa. 1222 01:17:20,935 --> 01:17:22,237 It's after 11. 1223 01:17:22,270 --> 01:17:25,407 No more elves, no more reindeer. 1224 01:17:25,439 --> 01:17:27,975 I'm bringing in the big guns. 1225 01:17:28,009 --> 01:17:30,444 It's a plastic keyboard Nick. 1226 01:17:30,478 --> 01:17:32,014 Just listen. 1227 01:17:33,448 --> 01:17:38,654 ♪ Won't be long till I feel the strain ♪ 1228 01:17:39,387 --> 01:17:44,393 ♪ Tossed back into that singles game ♪ 1229 01:17:44,926 --> 01:17:47,729 ♪ You've got no right ♪ 1230 01:17:47,761 --> 01:17:52,768 ♪ To put my soul in jeopardy ♪ 1231 01:17:53,301 --> 01:17:57,005 ♪ Strangers in my bed ♪ 1232 01:17:57,037 --> 01:18:00,274 ♪ When I want you instead ♪ 1233 01:18:00,307 --> 01:18:02,743 ♪ Oh Katie ♪ 1234 01:18:06,847 --> 01:18:08,949 Knock it off, I'm trying to get some sleep. 1235 01:18:08,983 --> 01:18:10,952 Just give me a minute. 1236 01:18:13,054 --> 01:18:17,257 ♪ You got me grainy like the edges of a cheap photograph ♪ 1237 01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:18,726 What does that mean? 1238 01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:23,431 ♪ The pain away cause I can't last another day ♪ 1239 01:18:23,463 --> 01:18:25,399 ♪ Without you ♪ 1240 01:18:25,432 --> 01:18:27,769 That isn't very Christmassy 1241 01:18:27,801 --> 01:18:31,806 ♪ 24 hours is a long, long time ♪ 1242 01:18:36,010 --> 01:18:37,244 Katie. 1243 01:18:37,278 --> 01:18:38,512 Cosmo? 1244 01:18:38,546 --> 01:18:40,048 Katie. 1245 01:18:40,081 --> 01:18:42,484 Cosmo, what are you doing in my head? 1246 01:18:42,516 --> 01:18:44,318 He kicked me out. 1247 01:18:44,351 --> 01:18:46,954 He doesn't really want me either. 1248 01:18:46,988 --> 01:18:49,023 Oh jiminy Christmas girl. 1249 01:18:49,055 --> 01:18:51,091 He wrote you a dang song. 1250 01:18:51,125 --> 01:18:52,860 He's in love with you. 1251 01:18:52,894 --> 01:18:55,463 Don't go breaking his heart like Carmen did. 1252 01:18:56,430 --> 01:18:58,967 ♪ Oh Katie ♪ 1253 01:19:02,970 --> 01:19:04,972 That'll teach you to wake me up. 1254 01:19:05,006 --> 01:19:07,042 Didn't you ever serenade your wife? 1255 01:19:08,042 --> 01:19:09,377 I'm divorced. 1256 01:19:11,179 --> 01:19:13,081 I rest my case! 1257 01:19:16,216 --> 01:19:21,222 ♪ Come morning light, you can feel the cold ♪ 1258 01:19:22,823 --> 01:19:27,828 ♪ And hear the emptiness calling ♪ 1259 01:19:29,095 --> 01:19:34,101 ♪ Oh keep him warm and safe from harm ♪ 1260 01:19:36,037 --> 01:19:41,042 ♪ This babe, the child of Mary ♪ 1261 01:19:43,043 --> 01:19:48,048 ♪ Come come fall down in awe ♪ 1262 01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:54,256 ♪ Our souls so tiny beside him ♪ 1263 01:19:56,457 --> 01:20:01,463 ♪ Love love he bring to us ♪ 1264 01:20:02,529 --> 01:20:07,536 ♪ From flesh and blood of Mary ♪ 1265 01:20:09,436 --> 01:20:14,442 ♪ This child is God this child is man ♪ 1266 01:20:16,143 --> 01:20:21,149 ♪ He made us now he will save us ♪ 1267 01:20:22,617 --> 01:20:27,823 ♪ Adopted children of God are we ♪ 1268 01:20:29,155 --> 01:20:33,260 ♪ We're all the children of Mary ♪ 1269 01:20:46,274 --> 01:20:49,143 Hey, I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 1270 01:20:49,176 --> 01:20:51,012 I already told you, you get all the money. 1271 01:20:51,045 --> 01:20:52,646 I don't care about the money. 1272 01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:53,981 Then what do you want? 1273 01:20:54,015 --> 01:20:55,283 May I come in? 1274 01:20:55,315 --> 01:20:56,416 I'm freezing. 1275 01:20:56,449 --> 01:20:57,585 I dunno. 1276 01:20:57,618 --> 01:20:59,421 I like being alone on Christmas Eve. 1277 01:21:02,155 --> 01:21:02,990 I guess 1278 01:21:13,234 --> 01:21:15,403 I came to say it doesn't make any sense. 1279 01:21:15,435 --> 01:21:16,670 What? 1280 01:21:16,703 --> 01:21:19,875 Me thinking you might sabotage me. 1281 01:21:20,841 --> 01:21:23,644 I guess me thinking you were only with me to get 1282 01:21:23,677 --> 01:21:25,980 even with Lance doesn't make any sense either. 1283 01:21:28,983 --> 01:21:30,018 I'm sorry. 1284 01:21:31,284 --> 01:21:32,119 I am too. 1285 01:21:33,988 --> 01:21:36,524 Sit, I'll get you some cocoa. 1286 01:21:48,469 --> 01:21:49,971 Should've said it before. 1287 01:21:50,003 --> 01:21:52,472 This feels really Christmasy Katie. 1288 01:21:52,506 --> 01:21:54,042 Thanks. 1289 01:22:09,990 --> 01:22:13,094 I'm sorry I ever suspected you. 1290 01:22:13,894 --> 01:22:17,198 I think it's because everyone I ever loved has left me. 1291 01:22:21,034 --> 01:22:21,670 Handsome. 1292 01:22:22,603 --> 01:22:23,570 What? 1293 01:22:23,604 --> 01:22:26,408 You once asked me what I saw in your brother. 1294 01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:29,010 I thought he was handsome. 1295 01:22:31,112 --> 01:22:32,279 Then I got to know him. 1296 01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:34,515 Yeah. 1297 01:22:37,784 --> 01:22:41,288 You know, this is my favorite night of the whole year. 1298 01:22:41,322 --> 01:22:43,425 All the mad rush is over. 1299 01:22:44,425 --> 01:22:45,460 It's so Holy. 1300 01:22:47,795 --> 01:22:53,001 ♪ Oh holy night the stars are brightly shining ♪ 1301 01:22:56,703 --> 01:23:01,710 ♪ It is the night of the dear saviors birth ♪ 1302 01:23:03,810 --> 01:23:09,016 ♪ Long lay the world in sin and error pining ♪ 1303 01:23:13,787 --> 01:23:18,726 ♪ Till he appear and the soul welded birth ♪ 1304 01:23:21,662 --> 01:23:22,630 What? 1305 01:23:22,662 --> 01:23:25,699 Till he appeared and the soul felt its worth. 1306 01:23:27,201 --> 01:23:28,569 No, soul welded birth. 1307 01:23:28,601 --> 01:23:31,139 I don't even know what that means. 1308 01:23:31,171 --> 01:23:36,276 ♪ You know, it's just like Brown John virgin ♪ 1309 01:23:36,310 --> 01:23:41,215 ♪ Mother and child ♪ 1310 01:23:41,247 --> 01:23:44,152 ♪ Oh tan bottom oh tan bottom ♪ 1311 01:23:44,185 --> 01:23:44,819 No. 1312 01:24:01,734 --> 01:24:04,771 Do you want to go to Midnight Mass with me? 1313 01:24:04,805 --> 01:24:06,507 Do I have to meet your family? 1314 01:24:06,539 --> 01:24:07,207 Of course. 1315 01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:09,077 They're all going to be there. 1316 01:24:09,743 --> 01:24:12,112 Don't think I can take any more family. 1317 01:24:12,145 --> 01:24:13,713 Mine's different. 1318 01:24:45,445 --> 01:24:49,083 Oh my, that's too much. 1319 01:24:50,650 --> 01:24:52,619 I'm just going to have to give it away. 1320 01:25:05,932 --> 01:25:07,167 Oh good. 1321 01:25:08,536 --> 01:25:10,505 Baby Jesus is back. 1322 01:25:13,873 --> 01:25:15,842 Merry Christmas Manny. 1323 01:25:24,417 --> 01:25:29,423 ♪ Oh come, all ye faithful ♪ 1324 01:25:29,823 --> 01:25:33,728 ♪ Joyful and triumphant ♪ 1325 01:25:33,761 --> 01:25:38,766 ♪ Oh come ye, oh come ye to Bethlehem ♪ 1326 01:25:43,404 --> 01:25:44,338 ♪ Come and behold Him ♪ 1327 01:25:44,371 --> 01:25:45,840 This is my family. 1328 01:25:47,807 --> 01:25:51,912 ♪ Born the King of Angels ♪ 1329 01:25:51,945 --> 01:25:56,583 ♪ Oh come, let us adore Him ♪ 1330 01:25:56,617 --> 01:26:00,954 ♪ Oh come, let us adore Him ♪ 1331 01:26:00,988 --> 01:26:06,194 ♪ Oh come, let us adore Him ♪ 1332 01:26:06,493 --> 01:26:11,498 ♪ Christ the Lord ♪ 1333 01:26:11,899 --> 01:26:16,436 ♪ Yea, Lord, we greet Thee ♪ 1334 01:26:16,470 --> 01:26:20,807 ♪ Born this happy morning ♪ 1335 01:26:20,841 --> 01:26:25,847 ♪ Jesus, to Thee be the glory given ♪ 1336 01:26:30,551 --> 01:26:34,989 ♪ Word of the Father ♪ 1337 01:26:35,021 --> 01:26:39,327 ♪ Now in the flesh appearing ♪ 1338 01:26:39,359 --> 01:26:43,897 ♪ Oh come, let us adore Him ♪ 1339 01:26:43,930 --> 01:26:48,635 ♪ Oh come, let us adore Him ♪ 1340 01:26:48,668 --> 01:26:53,740 ♪ Oh come, let us adore Him ♪ 1341 01:26:53,774 --> 01:26:56,611 ♪ Christ the Lord ♪ 1342 01:27:12,292 --> 01:27:13,927 Thank heavens you're here. 1343 01:27:25,738 --> 01:27:27,274 Look Katie, Santa's here. 1344 01:27:27,307 --> 01:27:28,509 He is? 1345 01:27:28,542 --> 01:27:29,377 What'd you get? 1346 01:27:29,409 --> 01:27:30,345 A dinosaur. 1347 01:27:32,845 --> 01:27:34,348 What are you doing here? 1348 01:27:35,182 --> 01:27:37,818 What do you think, giving out presents. 1349 01:27:37,850 --> 01:27:38,987 Empty boxes? 1350 01:27:39,686 --> 01:27:42,890 Best gift a kid can get, I saved them for last. 1351 01:27:42,922 --> 01:27:44,891 What are you doing here? 1352 01:27:44,925 --> 01:27:46,494 I had to be with my family. 1353 01:27:49,063 --> 01:27:50,597 For this. 1354 01:27:54,835 --> 01:27:58,506 Oh, a lump of compressed coal for Christmas. 1355 01:28:04,011 --> 01:28:06,281 Kathrine Marie Francesca. 1356 01:28:07,113 --> 01:28:10,684 Will you be Mrs. Clause? 1357 01:28:11,351 --> 01:28:13,854 You held back some of the money didn't you? 1358 01:28:13,886 --> 01:28:14,788 No. 1359 01:28:14,822 --> 01:28:15,890 I sold my guitar. 1360 01:28:16,957 --> 01:28:18,459 What changed your mind? 1361 01:28:21,627 --> 01:28:24,898 You, I finally found someone I think 1362 01:28:24,931 --> 01:28:27,068 can love me as much as I love them. 1363 01:28:28,769 --> 01:28:32,073 You're saying you'll love me forever and ever right? 1364 01:28:32,105 --> 01:28:32,939 I promise. 1365 01:28:33,873 --> 01:28:35,876 Would you go to jail for me? 1366 01:28:35,908 --> 01:28:36,777 The slammer? 1367 01:28:36,810 --> 01:28:39,080 No way but I would be obligated to tell 1368 01:28:39,113 --> 01:28:40,881 the other inmates that you were coming. 1369 01:29:02,935 --> 01:29:04,505 Oh, da Christmas. 1370 01:29:05,939 --> 01:29:08,376 Two things money can't buy. 1371 01:29:08,408 --> 01:29:11,945 True love and homemade Christmas cookies. 1372 01:29:25,893 --> 01:29:29,630 Finally, I'm getting outta here! 1373 01:29:29,662 --> 01:29:33,000 The all mighty has done great things for me, 1374 01:29:33,033 --> 01:29:35,870 and holy is his name. 1375 01:29:38,724 --> 01:29:43,724 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 1376 01:29:44,978 --> 01:29:48,748 ♪ My house don't have no mansion for the stockings to hang ♪ 1377 01:29:48,782 --> 01:29:52,987 ♪ My house don't have no chimney that could fit a man ♪ 1378 01:29:53,020 --> 01:29:56,590 ♪ Have no shining lights hanging on my roof ♪ 1379 01:29:56,622 --> 01:30:00,960 ♪ Cause I greased it up and down for the reindeer hoof ♪ 1380 01:30:00,993 --> 01:30:03,163 ♪ I'm a Scrooge ♪ 1381 01:30:03,197 --> 01:30:05,032 ♪ Yeah I'm telling you why ♪ 1382 01:30:05,064 --> 01:30:08,935 ♪ I'm a mean kind of Johnny hating son of a guy ♪ 1383 01:30:08,969 --> 01:30:11,771 ♪ I'm a Scrooge ♪ 1384 01:30:11,805 --> 01:30:13,841 ♪ I make kids cry ♪ 1385 01:30:13,873 --> 01:30:17,644 ♪ You'll get my Christmas card around the fourth of July ♪ 1386 01:30:34,060 --> 01:30:36,529 ♪ I'm a Scrooge ♪ 1387 01:30:36,563 --> 01:30:38,065 ♪ Yeah I'm telling you why ♪ 1388 01:30:38,097 --> 01:30:41,969 ♪ I'm a mean kind of Johnny hateful son of a guy ♪ 1389 01:30:42,002 --> 01:30:44,672 ♪ I'm a Scrooge ♪ 1390 01:30:44,704 --> 01:30:46,873 ♪ Brought my custom new car ♪ 1391 01:30:46,907 --> 01:30:50,744 ♪ You'll be waiting mighty long for my package to come ♪ 1392 01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:03,057 ♪ I'm a Scrooge ♪ 1393 01:31:03,090 --> 01:31:07,994 ♪ I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a Scrooge ♪ 1394 01:31:11,532 --> 01:31:13,199 ♪ I'm a Scrooge ♪ 97389

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