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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Water balloon attack! Ha!
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(LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Ta-da! (CHUCKLES)
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(MUTTERING)
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Better luck next time, shorty.
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-That was magnificent,
darling.
-(GASPS)
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Who are you?
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I see all your flipses
and flopses and I know
you have gift.
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I do?
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I make you champion gymnast!
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Now, you go with me to gym,
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where I train you
for much greatness.
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No, thanks.
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Hmm. I guess you don't want
to be great champion
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and win 200 pounds of carrots.
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Two hundred pounds of
what did you say?
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Two hundred pounds of carrots.
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(SIGHS DEEPLY)
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Let me tell you how I became
a world-class gymnast.
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(CHOMPING)
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I'll do it!
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Good. First exercise:
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You carry me to gym.
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(BUGS GROANING)
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MILLICENT:
That's it, darling.
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Just few more steps
and we are there.
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(GRUNTS) I gotta rest.
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Champions don't rest.
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You are weak!
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But Millicent will
make you strong, no?
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Now do as I do!
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I made that
last move up myself.
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I call it "The Millicent."
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I call it "Impossible."
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Darling, you give me
sad face.
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I can see you're going to need
a little extra motivation.
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(BEEPS)
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Those are
bunny-eating piranhas.
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Now, put on this steak vest.
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-What for?
-To up the stakes!
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-Split leap!
-Good. Smaller beam!
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Hold this
brand-new dinner for two.
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-Wolf jump.
-Good. Smaller beam.
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-Now hold strong ox!
-(MOOING)
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(GRUNTS) Dismount!
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(BUGS GROANING)
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Look, darling. Your beam work
needs much improvement.
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But now, it's time
for ribbon dance!
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Millicent will show you!
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I am spectacular, no?
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Is that it? (SCOFFS)
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I can do this.
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Here, take
training-wheels ribbon.
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But this thing's a... Snake!
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That's right.
And you better dance around
or it will bite you!
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-(HISSES)
-Sweet baby carrots!
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(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
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That was terrifying!
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But a vast improvement
on previous performance.
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Step this way.
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These are uneven bars.
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I prefer a coffee bar.
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Maybe a latte.
Or a cappuccino.
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MILLICENT: Hmm.
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Now, most important thing
about uneven bars is to
stick the landing.
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You see? My feet stick to
the ground like glue.
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-Now you try.
-(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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Not so good.
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You no stick landing
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We need to make
little higher.
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You call that
a little higher?
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I can't reach that high!
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Oh, my Bunya boy.
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You're being too negative.
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You need pep talk.
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You want carrots?
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Now go!
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I'm gonna make it!
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROANS)
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I did it!
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Of course, you did!
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I spread honey on ground
so feet do not move!
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Yeah, but now I can't--
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Here come bees!
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(BEES BUZZING)
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(GROANS)
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This isn't traing.
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This is torture!
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Thank you
for the compliment.
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It's not a compliment!
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You're a crackpot!
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Don't beat around
the bush, baby.
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Tell me
how you really feel.
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Like I wanna pick you up
and throw you in a lake!
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You'll have to
catch me first!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Bugs Bunny!
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(BUGS EXCLAIMING)
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And the judges give him
a perfect ten!
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On to the ribbon dance now.
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He's certainly light
on his feet!
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Let's see
if the judges like it.
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-Another set of perfect tens!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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ANNOUNCER:He's on
to the uneven bars now.
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And here is the dismount!
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Eh.
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-By stars almighty!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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It's another perfect score!
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I did it! I won!
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ANNOUNCER:As the champion,
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the bunny will receive
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200 pounds of carrots!
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Here. One for you,
rest for me.
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What?
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(CHOMPING)
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Today is the most important
day in history!
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As I, Daffy Duck,
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become the first earthling
to walk on the moon!
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My name will be synonymous
with all the great explorers
in history.
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Magellan, Columbus, Polo,
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and now... Duck! (WHOOPS)
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Okay, Mr. Duck. This is a go,
no-go pre-flight check.
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You say "go" or "no go"
to let us know
if the system is a go.
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-Roger.
-No, it's Elliot.
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Please respond
with a "go," "no go."
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Oh, uh, go, no go.
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-So that's a go?
-I don't know.
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Just tell me what lights
should be lighting up
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and I'll tell you
if they are or not.
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-Roger.
-Who's Roger?
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Let's just get on with it!
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-Boosters?
-Boosters, check.
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-ELLIOT:Retro?
-Retro, check.
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I'll go check it out.
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Huh? What are you doing
on my ship?
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We're the engineers.
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Custodial engineers.
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Get out of here!
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ELLIOT:
Commencing countdown now!
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Ten, nine...
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Wait! Stop the launch!
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Eight...
Postpone the mission?
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Seven... Oh, I'm afraid
I can't do that.
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-Six...
-What? Why?
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(SLURPS) Not that it's any
of your business. Five...
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But I've got a dentist
appointment to catch
after this. Four,
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three, two, one...
Blast off!
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(DAFFY EXCLAIMING)
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(MUTTERING)
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(DAFFY GROANS)
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(DAFFY GROANS)
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Okay. You two, suit up.
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I'll go check the ship.
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And don't touch anything!
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(LAUGHS) Well, look at
my shiny new suit.
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I look like a big ol'
baked potato.
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Then you'll need
some sour cream!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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There you go. (CHUCKLES)
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All right. The ship
is looking tip-top.
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-Now, let's--
-(CURT EXCLAIMING)
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Here come the bacon bits!
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What are you two doing?
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You just ruined
all the rations!
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(MUNCHING) Oh, don't worry.
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There's plenty more
to go around!
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Let's just go over
the mission.
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You two, stay here,
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and become the first duck
to walk on the moon.
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Majestic. Triumphant.
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Say, as long as you's
out for a walk,
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would you mind taking
our little doggy with you?
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Doggy?
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(GROWLS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(DAFFY YELPING)
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Oh, I think he likes you.
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How did you get a bear
on this ship?
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He's a doggy.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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It must be a malfunction
of the computer system.
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I mean, for you guys to be
running low on oxygen,
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you'd have to have some
kind of giant animal onboard
sucking up all the air.
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You mean, something like
a grizzly bear maybe?
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah,
like a grizzly bear.
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What you need to do is unlock
your oxygen converter,
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and the key card is located
under your seat.
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Now put it in the oxygen
key card slot.
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(MUTED BEEPS)
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Oh, no! It's not working!
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Well, we tried our best.
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No, no, no!
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We're doomed!
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PUNKINHEAD: Hey, Duck.
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You numskulls! If I don't
get this key card to work,
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we're all gonna
run out of air!
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Then why don't you
put it in already?
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(BEEPS)
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-(BEEPING)
-Good job, boys.
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You two custodial engineers
are heroes.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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What about me?
I was helpful.
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Uh... sure. (CHUCKLES)
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So back to my two heroes.
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How would you boys
like to walk on the moon?
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BOTH: Ooh.
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DAFFY:I gotta get these
two nincompoops
out of my hair.
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No one's gonna stop
Daffy Duck
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from being the first one to
walk on the moon!
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Well, you heard him, boys.
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Oh, that's a good idea.
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'Cause I think this guy
needs to go soon.
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He's making
a lot of stinkies.
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Uh. Yeah.
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This way!
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(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
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Initiating lunar landing.
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This is it!
Nothing can stop me now!
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(CURT, PUNKINHEAD
AND BEAR YELLING)
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Oh, it's so beautiful!
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(YELLING)
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That's one small step
for man.
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One giant stinkie
for mankind!
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Oh, I can smell that
through the headset.
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(DAFFY SCREAMING)
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(GROANS)
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Wait a second.
Forget the moon.
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I'm the first life-form
to ever set foot
on the planet Mars!
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(LASER ZAPS)
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MARVIN: Correction.
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Second life-form.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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